Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 1003 - 90 Day HEA (s9e4) "A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" with Kimberly
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Hey, bunkies, it's producer Ingrid here. We have a sound
- 0:05Speaker 1: issue for about the first ninety seconds of this episode
- 0:09Speaker 1: with Mary Payne and Kimberly, So if you can just
- 0:13Speaker 1: give us some grace for those first ninety seconds, the
- 0:16Speaker 1: sound issue figures itself out. Thanks so much for listening.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Have a great day, enjoy the episode.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Schade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Here with Kimberly to talk about some more ninety people
- 0:52Speaker 2: this episode. It's the regulars, it's the hGAS. It's not
- 0:56Speaker 2: the fun Brits that we're also enjoying.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, it's no lady with a cockroach coming up
- 1:04Speaker 3: her badge. It is now Sorry, yeah, way to start
- 1:09Speaker 3: the show. Kimberly, yeahs my mouth.
- 1:14Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, all right, I don't know if
- 1:18Speaker 2: that happened or no.
- 1:21Speaker 4: It's too be just worried now, we're all worried.
- 1:26Speaker 2: To get coffee, even though it is in the afternoon.
- 1:29Speaker 2: I shouldn't do that, but I'm just feeling very so
- 1:32Speaker 2: I went and got a cup of coffee. I'm walking
- 1:34Speaker 2: up the stairs with my coffee and my water and
- 1:36Speaker 2: my computer and I noticed an ant floating in the
- 1:40Speaker 2: top of my coffee.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Oh, poor little guy.
- 1:46Speaker 2: I guess I killed him with the coffee coffee on
- 1:48Speaker 2: top of him or where did he come from? I
- 1:51Speaker 2: got him out and I'm still drinking it. Is that wrong?
- 1:54Speaker 4: No, it's just protein.
- 1:56Speaker 2: People eat ants, right. Yeah?
- 2:00Speaker 3: On Between the sheets on Hunt for Love they eat
- 2:04Speaker 3: a lot of insects.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Did you see that? Tim and he made Tiffany do it,
- 2:09Speaker 4: and the two guys were doing.
- 2:11Speaker 2: It kind of It kind of rings the bell because
- 2:14Speaker 2: I don't always get to watch Between the Sheets. I'm
- 2:16Speaker 2: watching it. It could have been one of the ones
- 2:18Speaker 2: on the weeks that I was off because I was
- 2:19Speaker 2: only watching Hunt for Love just I was trying to
- 2:21Speaker 2: keep up. Yeah, yeah, it could have been. I do
- 2:24Speaker 2: watch it for the episodes. I'll watch it because I
- 2:26Speaker 2: always have it Between the Sheets section in the end.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Between the Sheets is more enjoyable than the actual show
- 2:32Speaker 3: to me.
- 2:34Speaker 2: I love Between the Sheets. I wish they wouldn't do
- 2:36Speaker 2: the games and stuff. I think it's stupid. Yeah they
- 2:40Speaker 2: could it could They could cut out a lot of
- 2:42Speaker 2: with that. Yeah, I do like that they when they
- 2:44Speaker 2: show never before seen footage. Yeah, I really liked when
- 2:49Speaker 2: the raccoon raccoon came in and was watching Jennifer and
- 2:57Speaker 2: kole A have sex. I enjoyed that a lot.
- 3:00Speaker 3: That also, is that how you pronounced that word.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Kole A or raccoon? No, raccoon, raccoon, raccoon. It's because
- 3:10Speaker 2: I was British there for a second. A raccoon. Yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 3: We were recording Dateline last night and Keith said, Aha,
- 3:21Speaker 3: it was a real aha moment.
- 3:23Speaker 4: Wow, but that's the way I would have said it.
- 3:26Speaker 4: But I love it. Put a little flair on it.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Well, I texted you, guys, because last night I watched uh.
- 3:32Speaker 2: On Saturday night, I watched so Friday night and Saturday night,
- 3:34Speaker 2: I watched the Dateline knowing full well you weren't going
- 3:36Speaker 2: to cover them because they were reruns, maybe with some
- 3:39Speaker 2: spice at the end, I don't know, but it was
- 3:43Speaker 2: the one where Keith said, I don't give a sweet
- 3:46Speaker 2: flying fuck about that. Yeah, And I just could not
- 3:51Speaker 2: believe it. I cannot believe that let it. I can't
- 3:53Speaker 2: believe they let it in. Yeah, they left it in
- 3:55Speaker 2: because I'm sure he said it like that all the time.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know if he does.
- 4:01Speaker 3: You rarely see him get that animated, like he was
- 4:04Speaker 3: genuinely pissed because why was the guy was questioning his
- 4:08Speaker 3: journalistic integrity essentially?
- 4:11Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I'm sure you'd like for me to
- 4:12Speaker 2: tell you so you can get the get for your journalist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Why won't that guy say where the body is? Why
- 4:21Speaker 2: won't he say? I don't know, because it's very clear
- 4:24Speaker 2: that he did it because his car went out to
- 4:27Speaker 2: the desert and back, and he's trying to pretend like
- 4:29Speaker 2: it was some like crazy mob boss that's going to
- 4:32Speaker 2: put an hit on him. They literally talked to the
- 4:34Speaker 2: mob guy. He was like what, no, yeah, not that
- 4:38Speaker 2: you should trust the mob guy, but he did say
- 4:40Speaker 2: it on camera.
- 4:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:42Speaker 3: I think we're we always try to ascribe logic to
- 4:45Speaker 3: these killers, like why would he do that? Well, he
- 4:49Speaker 3: killed somebody. He's already not our kind of person. It's
- 4:53Speaker 3: not our kind of guy. We wouldn't choose to hang
- 4:55Speaker 3: out with him.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Fascinating though, But right when the we started and I
- 5:02Speaker 2: like vaguely knew the story, I definitely didn't know it
- 5:04Speaker 2: was the episode where Keith said that, but I sort
- 5:06Speaker 2: of vaguely in the story and within the first ten minutes,
- 5:10Speaker 2: I go, oh, well, obviously the business partner, did I mean,
- 5:14Speaker 2: And then because they go away from that person for
- 5:16Speaker 2: so long and then come back, I'm like, where have
- 5:19Speaker 2: you guys been for the last hour? It seems like
- 5:21Speaker 2: the business partner who's had access to his email. It's ed.
- 5:26Speaker 3: They're trying to tell a story, but it's much trying
- 5:31Speaker 3: to do on this show. What we could do for
- 5:33Speaker 3: this show is just go first episode. None of these
- 5:37Speaker 3: couples are gonna make it. They should all get divorced
- 5:40Speaker 3: by end of the season. That's so, that's nice, And
- 5:43Speaker 3: then that wouldn't be entertainer, I know, I know.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Well, whatever the episode was, it was a guy named
- 5:49Speaker 2: ed Shim or Shin and he was a very bad guy.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Yeah. It was in a lonely place. I think we
- 5:57Speaker 4: fell in love in a lonely place.
- 6:00Speaker 2: And I got to say that the guy that he
- 6:02Speaker 2: murdered real hot.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Yeah he was hot.
- 6:06Speaker 2: It's a loss of a hot person, which is equally
- 6:09Speaker 2: as sad as a not a lot person.
- 6:11Speaker 4: Oh I was not doubly kimberly.
- 6:14Speaker 2: No, No, he released equally as sad as a hot person, yeah.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Or less sad because unattractive person dying is more sad
- 6:28Speaker 3: because they were had to live their life not being hot,
- 6:32Speaker 3: and that's sad.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope you guys checked out my
- 6:37Speaker 2: Instagram and saw Kimberly really get on a roll about
- 6:40Speaker 2: how much she's mad at Keisha. So don't you worry.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Keisha got you back, and I'll be putting out a
- 6:44Speaker 2: reel about.
- 6:45Speaker 4: That she did.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh god, she had something to say and
- 6:50Speaker 2: she was like, I didn't know we were in few,
- 6:52Speaker 2: but apparently we are. Go apparently you are mm hmm.
- 6:55Speaker 3: She just texted me and invited me on her show,
- 6:57Speaker 3: So I guess it worked my threat. That's how I'm
- 7:02Speaker 3: going to get it on all shows. Watcho Crappens, Ben
- 7:05Speaker 3: and Ronnie. I hate you think guys, I hate you,
- 7:10Speaker 3: you suck invite me on your show.
- 7:14Speaker 2: They've never invited me on their show, and they've each
- 7:17Speaker 2: been on this show minimum ten times. So it happens
- 7:20Speaker 2: for you, guys speed because it's a few and far
- 7:24Speaker 2: between the get on that show. All right, let's talk
- 7:28Speaker 2: about these people, because, as per usual, it's a two
- 7:31Speaker 2: hour episode that we're not thrilled about, and this episode's
- 7:34Speaker 2: heavy on the Kimberly because, as you guys know, we
- 7:36Speaker 2: divide up the couples and you don't know, because one
- 7:40Speaker 2: week it could be all you and the next but
- 7:41Speaker 2: you don't know. And this week happened to be mostly Kimberly,
- 7:44Speaker 2: which means next week will be mostly me. It all
- 7:46Speaker 2: evens out. But let's start where the episode started, and
- 7:50Speaker 2: that was with Brandon and Julia.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Oh god, Okay, it's their first episode of the season.
- 7:57Speaker 3: I'm already sick of them, I honestly, and I like
- 8:00Speaker 3: them before this, but I can't do it. I think
- 8:02Speaker 3: it's the parents, it's the stupid fighting. It's Brandon. Brandon
- 8:06Speaker 3: is so he's such a whiny little bitch. I'm sorry,
- 8:10Speaker 3: but he's already annoying me.
- 8:12Speaker 2: So who bugs me? Betty?
- 8:18Speaker 4: Betty is the worst.
- 8:21Speaker 2: She can get. She can straighten out her mullet, but
- 8:24Speaker 2: she's still Betty. Okay, she no, because it's an inner mullet.
- 8:28Speaker 3: It's there's an inner essence of mullet that is deep
- 8:31Speaker 3: in her soul.
- 8:32Speaker 4: That is horrible.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Great point, it's an inner mullet. She's mullet on the inside.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Yeah, So, Brandon and Julia, in case you do not
- 8:42Speaker 3: know we're a fun couple. We did like them, but
- 8:46Speaker 3: this show tends to suck the joy out of us
- 8:49Speaker 3: and of the people on it, and that's what's happened.
- 8:52Speaker 3: So Brandon Brandon Julia are still fun on Instagram. I
- 8:56Speaker 3: think they do some fun stuff.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're big on the social media.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Yeah, but not on this show. So they're trying to
- 9:03Speaker 3: be fun though. At the beginning, we open up with
- 9:05Speaker 3: them doing a sexy role play where he is delivering
- 9:09Speaker 3: a nondescript, non labeled pizza box, which, if you're Pizzaia,
- 9:15Speaker 3: you're going to need a better branding or at least
- 9:17Speaker 3: a logo, a logo, a name if you're going to
- 9:20Speaker 3: survive in this economy. It's just a plastic It's just
- 9:23Speaker 3: like a cardboard box. No branding.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he could have gone anywhere and said, like, hey,
- 9:29Speaker 2: it's gonna appear on a huge TV show. Can you
- 9:32Speaker 2: give me a pizza for free? Yeah?
- 9:34Speaker 3: Nothing, But where where did they get that pizza? Because
- 9:38Speaker 3: that restaurant needs help. I will give them some free
- 9:41Speaker 3: marketing tips, unqualified advice. So I don't even have twenty
- 9:46Speaker 3: thousand Instagram followers, but I'm going to give you my advice.
- 9:50Speaker 2: I've got eleven point six start drinking.
- 9:54Speaker 4: So, uh, Julia is that he's like delivering the pizza.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Julia doesn't have, but she'll pay with the universal currency
- 10:03Speaker 3: of sex. You know, I don't have any money come in,
- 10:07Speaker 3: you know. But he's not good at this, and he's like,
- 10:10Speaker 3: I can't have this pizza come out of my paycheck.
- 10:12Speaker 4: I've got six kids to feed.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's like, right, and that's not Nothing is
- 10:19Speaker 3: sexier than a man with six kids whose mas pizza. Actually,
- 10:23Speaker 3: I would take the man. I just want the pizza.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I mean, like you go home to your kids. I
- 10:29Speaker 3: will just take the pizza. Also, I'm not sure why
- 10:32Speaker 3: she's wearing a sexy hoodie and long cargo pants to
- 10:36Speaker 3: do this sexy role play because she has a bang
- 10:39Speaker 3: in bod.
- 10:40Speaker 2: But and also, by the way, this is not real,
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- 12:01Speaker 3: He is thirty one from Virginia and one of our people,
- 12:05Speaker 3: and she is thirty from Russia. Russia and Russia. I
- 12:10Speaker 3: go to Russia. And in their last season of Diaries
- 12:16Speaker 3: last year, they were going to move to Florida with
- 12:20Speaker 3: this guy they met cruising and it was the shadiest,
- 12:26Speaker 3: weirdest sit They literally met this man in his fifties
- 12:30Speaker 3: on a cruise ship and he invited them to move
- 12:34Speaker 3: down to Florida and live with him and work for
- 12:38Speaker 3: his construction company. And they were going to do it,
- 12:42Speaker 3: and they told his parents and Brandon's parents are way
- 12:45Speaker 3: too involved, and she has a mullet and they started
- 12:49Speaker 3: screaming and crying. So diaries don't sleep on diaries everybody.
- 12:54Speaker 2: But they're in Norfolk, which is way bigger than where
- 12:57Speaker 2: they were before, which was like Dinwick, which is like
- 13:01Speaker 2: a sub a suburb of a suburb of a suburb
- 13:04Speaker 2: of Richmond. So norfol because nice there.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I don't There have been many rumors on social media
- 13:11Speaker 3: that his parents are swingers and in their little town,
- 13:15Speaker 3: and clearly this man in Florida wanted to swing with
- 13:19Speaker 3: them or something. It was a very weird situation that
- 13:23Speaker 3: he's fighting a couple less than half his age to
- 13:28Speaker 3: live with him and cross straight state lines to go
- 13:31Speaker 3: be with him. So anyway, so then Brandon starts doing
- 13:36Speaker 3: a Mario and Luigi type accent or like Gino's uncle Marco, like, oh,
- 13:42Speaker 3: you want the pizza. So they're trying to spice up
- 13:46Speaker 3: their sex life and he says role playing is fun
- 13:49Speaker 3: because you could be somebody else, and she says, can
- 13:51Speaker 3: you be Johnny Depp? And he says, we could do
- 13:54Speaker 3: Pirates next time. They're failing it just a pizza thing.
- 13:57Speaker 3: I don't think Pirates is that's too complic catered for them.
- 14:01Speaker 2: So it means Johnny Depp from like twenty years ago
- 14:04Speaker 2: and not Johnny Depp because those teeth a bad no.
- 14:08Speaker 3: So we get their love story blah blah. They went
- 14:12Speaker 3: to Last They they were very cute. His parents were
- 14:15Speaker 3: too involved. They lived with his parents. They went to
- 14:18Speaker 3: Last Resort, and they're still fighting about getting pregnant, but
- 14:22Speaker 3: at least they're not fighting about that kiss cheating that
- 14:25Speaker 3: she did. That they was like a major plotline on
- 14:28Speaker 3: Last Resort. That was dumb because she kissed somebody when
- 14:31Speaker 3: they were like, well they were engaged, they were engaged,
- 14:34Speaker 3: You're right, it still was bad.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Yeah, but she said they'd had a big fight and
- 14:39Speaker 2: she didn't know if she'd ever see him again.
- 14:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Yeah, So they are kissing, and then we cut to
- 14:45Speaker 3: five minutes later and there's steamy sexophone music and they
- 14:49Speaker 3: are but they're just eating the pizza. They did not
- 14:53Speaker 3: have sex. They said this pizza is better than sex,
- 14:55Speaker 3: and she's too stressed for sexy time. They are going
- 15:00Speaker 3: to go to a doctor to get a second opinion
- 15:03Speaker 3: to see if Julia can get pregnant. And the trade
- 15:05Speaker 3: off was that her parents are coming to visit and
- 15:09Speaker 3: they can have a second wedding ceremony that they could
- 15:12Speaker 3: come to because they missed the first wedding. That she
- 15:14Speaker 3: should not have to do any sort of trade off.
- 15:16Speaker 3: Her parents should be allowed to come and stay as
- 15:19Speaker 3: long as they want because they lived with his parents
- 15:22Speaker 3: and they were incredibly intrusive.
- 15:24Speaker 2: So I think the issue with her parents, I think
- 15:28Speaker 2: the issue is going to be that they're divorced and
- 15:30Speaker 2: hate each other. I think, yeah, it.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Could be great for us, Like I'm excited about that,
- 15:36Speaker 3: it's going to suck for them.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's the issue, and.
- 15:40Speaker 4: They shouldn't Maybe they shouldn't come at the same time.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Do the parents' wedd English because that would be more
- 15:45Speaker 2: fun if they were yelling at each other and broken
- 15:47Speaker 2: in rush. But yeah, in Russia, we're gonna have to
- 15:50Speaker 2: take the TLC people's word for it.
- 15:52Speaker 4: Yeah, uh huh.
- 15:53Speaker 3: So he says, where are your parents going to stay?
- 15:56Speaker 3: Like they haven't discussed this already, and she says, we
- 15:59Speaker 3: have extra bedroom, and he says, that's my mom's He's Brandon,
- 16:06Speaker 3: your sociopath.
- 16:07Speaker 4: I can't. I can't.
- 16:10Speaker 3: First of all, both of your parents visit. Your parents
- 16:13Speaker 3: are married, and you said, that's my mom's room, but
- 16:17Speaker 3: it's not your dad's room. Secondly, it's a guest room,
- 16:22Speaker 3: and your mom doesn't need a room.
- 16:25Speaker 4: Calm down, she doesn't get a key, she.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Doesn't need I think Betty gets a little wine drunk
- 16:31Speaker 2: and has to stay over. That's what I think.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and the dad just leaves her.
- 16:39Speaker 2: And we got swingers back at the murder farmer. I
- 16:41Speaker 2: got to get back I got to get back home.
- 16:43Speaker 2: We told that couple we were meeting him there.
- 16:46Speaker 3: So Julia goes, that's the guest room, that's not your
- 16:49Speaker 3: mom's room. Why does your mom even have a key?
- 16:52Speaker 3: They live an hour and a half away. I get
- 16:55Speaker 3: they have to sleep over because Betty gets wasted. Bet
- 16:59Speaker 3: Julia has surprised decorated the guest room with American flags
- 17:03Speaker 3: and a sign that says welcome home and for her parents,
- 17:06Speaker 3: and wants to pack up all of his mom's stuff
- 17:10Speaker 3: that is in every single drawer in a large dresser.
- 17:15Speaker 3: She hand bobses she's a psychopath too, that's not your house.
- 17:22Speaker 2: So like my mom would come to visit from Mississippi, okay,
- 17:25Speaker 2: so that's a sixteen hour car ride or a two
- 17:28Speaker 2: hour plane ride. She had one little drawer in our
- 17:30Speaker 2: guest room one and she had like extra tin isshues
- 17:35Speaker 2: and like a like a robe and something else. She
- 17:37Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna leave those things here so
- 17:39Speaker 2: I don't have to pack the tennishes or heavy or
- 17:41Speaker 2: whatever was orraizing. But that's okay, that's fine. She lives
- 17:45Speaker 2: very far away. These people live an hour and a
- 17:47Speaker 2: half away. She doesn't need to have all her crap
- 17:49Speaker 2: and every drawer. But their hoarders, remember.
- 17:51Speaker 3: They are hoarders, that's true, and poor Julia had to
- 17:54Speaker 3: live there. Again, I'm so mad for Julia, so not
- 17:57Speaker 3: that she's perfect she's not perfect. She did kiss cheat,
- 18:01Speaker 3: but still so Brandon is dressed because her parents are divorced.
- 18:06Speaker 3: They might not get along and he would rather focus
- 18:08Speaker 3: on having a baby than her parents are visiting.
- 18:11Speaker 4: Again, sir, it's not one or the other.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Also, Julia had to live with your mom and her
- 18:20Speaker 3: Richard Simmons perm for years and had no privacy. You
- 18:25Speaker 3: can get excited about her parents getting to visit for
- 18:28Speaker 3: a month, Like calmed down a whiny baby, and then
- 18:34Speaker 3: I started screaming just during the preview for the next
- 18:37Speaker 3: scene when his parents come over. But they kind of
- 18:39Speaker 3: misedited it and made it seem worse, but it was
- 18:43Speaker 3: still bad. So Julie and Brandon are there at the
- 18:45Speaker 3: hardware store because the plumbing was backed up with dog hair.
- 18:49Speaker 3: Because she's a huge dog lover. Maybe that's why I
- 18:51Speaker 3: love her, because she loves those dogs like their her babies,
- 18:54Speaker 3: and I think one of them passed away recently, and
- 18:57Speaker 3: she washes the dogs in there, and it had dog
- 19:00Speaker 3: hare and he tried to fix it, and he's an idiot,
- 19:03Speaker 3: and he nicked a water pipe and because he's not handy,
- 19:08Speaker 3: he used to be an exterminator, like and had a
- 19:10Speaker 3: good job.
- 19:11Speaker 4: I don't think he still does that.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know if this job now is
- 19:14Speaker 2: just social media, like I don't know.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so the plumber wants six thousand to fix it,
- 19:19Speaker 3: but Brandon's going to fix it himself, which is gonna
- 19:22Speaker 3: be great.
- 19:22Speaker 2: So they must own that place.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so well good for them.
- 19:27Speaker 3: So he's digging like a trench in the backyard to
- 19:30Speaker 3: like replace a pipe. O good, okay, sure, so some
- 19:35Speaker 3: things you call a professional for. So his parents, mom
- 19:40Speaker 3: with the mullet, they come by, they're going to help.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Julia says their relationship has improved with the parents, but
- 19:46Speaker 3: they still come over way too much. And they say, well,
- 19:49Speaker 3: your parents are coming. It's so exciting, Like they do
- 19:52Speaker 3: this fake. They always start nice with Julia, I will say,
- 19:56Speaker 3: and I can never tell if it's realer if it's fake.
- 19:58Speaker 4: But they're like, we're.
- 20:00Speaker 3: You're so excited your parents are coming. This is awesome.
- 20:02Speaker 3: Where are they gonna stay? Like all nice? And Julia
- 20:06Speaker 3: goes in the guest room and the mom goes, my room.
- 20:12Speaker 2: It's a guest room. It's a guest room. You don't
- 20:15Speaker 2: live with them. It's not your room. You don't play brand.
- 20:18Speaker 4: So they're like, so we can't even visit when they're here.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Get a hotel.
- 20:23Speaker 2: You can visit it, just don't get so schwaisted. You
- 20:25Speaker 2: can't drive home.
- 20:26Speaker 4: Drive home.
- 20:27Speaker 3: And so Julie is like, Brandon, can you help me
- 20:31Speaker 3: with your parents? And then he snaps, He's like, I'm
- 20:34Speaker 3: digging a trench in the backyard. I'm literally waist deep
- 20:38Speaker 3: in our backyard. What are you doing walking the dog?
- 20:42Speaker 3: Like he's They're just he's an asshole too.
- 20:44Speaker 2: There's two huge dogs and they probably have to be
- 20:47Speaker 2: walked three times. You walk a lot.
- 20:49Speaker 3: So the parents bring up the therapy, like why are
- 20:51Speaker 3: you guys fighting? You just got back from the island,
- 20:54Speaker 3: and we know that that works for everybody that is
- 20:56Speaker 3: on that show. Everyone stays together, and Brandon goes, okay, well,
- 21:02Speaker 3: what we did just agree on is that Julia is
- 21:06Speaker 3: going to get a second opinion about the doctors. She's
- 21:08Speaker 3: gonna we're gonna see if we can have a baby.
- 21:10Speaker 3: You don't need to bring this up in front of
- 21:12Speaker 3: the parents.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Like she's everything, everything free.
- 21:16Speaker 3: In front of the parents, and the mom is like,
- 21:19Speaker 3: I'll go with you to the doctor, and Julia is like, no,
- 21:22Speaker 3: I don't need your help.
- 21:25Speaker 4: Now, Julia was rude.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Yeah, Mom was trying. Mom was like trying to help,
- 21:29Speaker 2: like English house language. I could with you, yes.
- 21:34Speaker 3: But also why would she want help from these people
- 21:36Speaker 3: that are so annoying and invasive?
- 21:40Speaker 4: And Mom's like, where are your family?
- 21:43Speaker 3: Why are and the dad goes you're so anti family
- 21:46Speaker 3: all of a sudden.
- 21:49Speaker 4: And screaming at her.
- 21:50Speaker 3: So Julia, No, they're all yelling at Julia and she
- 21:55Speaker 3: walks off and Mom is like, she's betty, She's.
- 21:58Speaker 4: Like you, she doesn't I appreciate what we do. She's
- 22:01Speaker 4: a spoiled brat.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Like Julia could have said, I thank you for help,
- 22:06Speaker 3: for offering, but this is a private situation, and.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Like she wouldn't liked her though.
- 22:11Speaker 3: It just be through Brandon and I and she'd be like,
- 22:14Speaker 3: I'm his mother, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and he's
- 22:18Speaker 3: your baby's grandmother.
- 22:19Speaker 4: I should be there.
- 22:20Speaker 2: You didn't know she was swelling her sharden egg when
- 22:22Speaker 2: she was yelling.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Right, Yeah.
- 22:25Speaker 3: So Mom says, we're not the bad guys, we're trying
- 22:28Speaker 3: to help. I was like, your hair is the bad guy, ma'am.
- 22:31Speaker 3: And it's not helping anyone. It's actively hurting my mental health,
- 22:35Speaker 3: which was already just hanging on praying at the seams.
- 22:39Speaker 3: So Mom goes into the kitchen. It's like, Julia, do
- 22:42Speaker 3: you want to talk? And Julia's like, why do you
- 22:45Speaker 3: say I'm anti family? Brandon is pushing me to go
- 22:48Speaker 3: to the doctor. He's like giving me an ultimatum instead
- 22:51Speaker 3: of being nice and listening to how I feel about it.
- 22:54Speaker 3: He's like, we made a deal. You're going to the doctor.
- 22:56Speaker 3: And going to the doctor's not an easy thing for me.
- 22:59Speaker 3: She had this horrible doctor experience in Russia. They told
- 23:02Speaker 3: her she could have kids. We don't know what happened
- 23:05Speaker 3: at that doctor, but she clearly has like trauma about
- 23:08Speaker 3: this fertility issue, and no one is appreciating that. They're
- 23:12Speaker 3: just being like, I mean, maybe the mom. I think
- 23:15Speaker 3: the mom would understand. Woman to woman like, yeah, this
- 23:19Speaker 3: is a sensitive issue and I don't want it to
- 23:21Speaker 3: be like broadcasted to the whole family, and I need
- 23:24Speaker 3: to be ready in my time to go and approach
- 23:28Speaker 3: this subject again. But she says, you know, he makes
- 23:31Speaker 3: me not want to go for the second opinion at
- 23:33Speaker 3: all because he's being like this, and the mom is like, well,
- 23:36Speaker 3: that's not going to help the situation, and then Betty
- 23:38Speaker 3: like waves her hand like this, like like just go on, get.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Out of here, like beyond beyond, be.
- 23:45Speaker 3: One child, like she's Cinderella, and she's like, this is
- 23:48Speaker 3: my house, Yeah, crazy your kid? Are you kicking me
- 23:53Speaker 3: out of my own kitchen? Can we kick mom out
- 23:56Speaker 3: of the house?
- 23:57Speaker 4: Like I kill you.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Julia stood up for herself though, she was like, what
- 24:01Speaker 2: are you talking about? This is my house. You get out?
- 24:04Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you get out.
- 24:06Speaker 3: I can't it's already poppin, and I can't wait till
- 24:12Speaker 3: I had two fiery Russians who are post divorce, can't wait.
- 24:18Speaker 2: And by all accounts hate each other. So she's going
- 24:20Speaker 2: to have them sleep in that room together.
- 24:23Speaker 3: No, she said her dad's going to sleep on the couch.
- 24:26Speaker 4: I think I think she said they were going to
- 24:28Speaker 4: sleep separately.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because that's that'll be fun. Yeah, I just
- 24:33Speaker 2: hope that there's lots of Russian screaming with something. Yes, yeah, absolutely, okay.
- 24:40Speaker 2: Let's move on to Jasmine and Gino. We didn't have
- 24:42Speaker 2: much this week, thank the Lord, so that'll be quick
- 24:44Speaker 2: for you.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Oh god, I forgot they were me.
- 24:48Speaker 3: So Jasmine is still sitting on the ground in a
- 24:51Speaker 3: parking lot, wearing no pants or short pants still unclear.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Katie and Mary Payne thinks she's wearing a skirt or
- 24:59Speaker 3: something okay, and it's and high boots. She's covering herself
- 25:04Speaker 3: with a blanket, like very sad, like she's a ghost
- 25:08Speaker 3: or like in a dateline interrogation and she's in the
- 25:12Speaker 3: police interrogation room and it's cold, and they give her
- 25:14Speaker 3: a blanket. She calls Matt, who comes and he's doing
- 25:18Speaker 3: this weird accent. Matt was doing some sort of like
- 25:22Speaker 3: maybe I haven't heard him talking not enough, but it's
- 25:24Speaker 3: like he's like like the subtitles could not tell what
- 25:28Speaker 3: he was saying.
- 25:29Speaker 4: They said, my money ready, Laura, But what did he say?
- 25:35Speaker 4: I don't know. Are you ready to go, honey? I
- 25:39Speaker 4: don't know. Very strange.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Well, we'll have to look at it when we don't
- 25:44Speaker 2: have the AI subtitles. We'll have to look at it
- 25:45Speaker 2: in the real subtitles.
- 25:46Speaker 3: Yeah, So she says, you know, she was just friends
- 25:50Speaker 3: with Matt, and Gino accusing her of cheating feels like
- 25:53Speaker 3: she's been put in jail for a crime she didn't commit.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Oh, dasmine.
- 26:00Speaker 3: She would be so funny if she were wrongfully convicted.
- 26:04Speaker 3: We did a date line once that I had. We
- 26:06Speaker 3: had to pull and put it just on Patreon because
- 26:08Speaker 3: I was so bitchy about this woman that was wrongfully
- 26:11Speaker 3: incarcerated for eighty eight days, and she cried the entire
- 26:15Speaker 3: episode about how hard it was being in there for
- 26:17Speaker 3: eighty eight days. And I made so much fun of her,
- 26:20Speaker 3: which I don't know why. She was just really annoying
- 26:22Speaker 3: and it would suck. I'm not saying I wouldn't complain,
- 26:25Speaker 3: but she like couldn't get her Starbucks in there, and
- 26:28Speaker 3: that was really hard for her that she literally said
- 26:30Speaker 3: that on dateline.
- 26:32Speaker 4: So, but you.
- 26:35Speaker 2: Watched sixty days in so, like, you know how it is.
- 26:38Speaker 3: It's incredibly hard. But those people voluntarily.
- 26:41Speaker 4: Went in there.
- 26:42Speaker 3: No, it's it's a horrible situation. But she was just
- 26:46Speaker 3: so annoying about it, and Jasmine would be hilarious. So
- 26:51Speaker 3: let's frame her for a crime, everybody.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Just for like, Oh, she would be so excited. She
- 26:56Speaker 2: was like, oh, I had two girlfriends, I had toodcoss,
- 26:59Speaker 2: she's like twelve pen pals. I hired a secretary to
- 27:03Speaker 2: take notes.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Yes, she would have like a whole makeup routine with
- 27:07Speaker 3: the like the the Jolly Ranchers and then whatever they
- 27:11Speaker 3: use toilet wine. She'd have the whole thing so great,
- 27:15Speaker 3: she'd start a book club.
- 27:17Speaker 2: She's not worried about where our kids are, so that
- 27:19Speaker 2: wouldn't be it exactly.
- 27:22Speaker 3: So Matt is so happy that it went badly with
- 27:25Speaker 3: Gino because now he can swoop in and show her
- 27:27Speaker 3: what a real man looks like. Right, And he says
- 27:32Speaker 3: to her, how does a guy at this age have
- 27:35Speaker 3: the energy for this? He fills the drinking game, how
- 27:40Speaker 3: many sly unfunny jokes he makes but she knows age
- 27:44Speaker 3: they're so obvious, but he's so proud of himself each
- 27:47Speaker 3: time he's like.
- 27:47Speaker 4: You got another one in.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Yes.
- 27:50Speaker 3: So meanwhile Gino is driving away saying, Jasmine tricked me
- 27:55Speaker 3: into this open marriage and she was cheating with Matt,
- 27:58Speaker 3: and he said, like, I can't live with the cheating.
- 28:03Speaker 3: I mean, there might be a small chance we could
- 28:07Speaker 3: get back together because we've broken up seventeen times before
- 28:12Speaker 3: and we really want to be on TLC. So we'll
- 28:15Speaker 3: see what happens, but it's very small chance. So then
- 28:20Speaker 3: he goes to a thrift store to find a new
- 28:22Speaker 3: coffee machine because he gave back jasmines.
- 28:24Speaker 4: God, he's cheap.
- 28:26Speaker 2: He had, like Kimberly, that thrift store. I'd like to go.
- 28:30Speaker 2: I mean just the amount of blue shirts Alane. I
- 28:33Speaker 2: was like, it was so well organized that thrift store.
- 28:37Speaker 4: It was it did look very clean.
- 28:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I'd like to go. Where is that?
- 28:42Speaker 2: I was a good thrift store.
- 28:44Speaker 4: It's in Bitchigen.
- 28:45Speaker 2: So that's in Bitchigen. And also he buys everything there.
- 28:50Speaker 4: Every Yeah he does.
- 28:51Speaker 3: He's an engineer, but he buys everything for everything.
- 28:55Speaker 4: He loves that coffee maker.
- 28:57Speaker 3: So do they sell toothbrushes because that may be where
- 29:02Speaker 3: he got that electric tooth freshmen. Yeah, so he says
- 29:07Speaker 3: he loves the thrift store. You can find air fresheners,
- 29:11Speaker 3: birthday cards, decorations, disinfectants.
- 29:16Speaker 2: I would like to correct you that he said air refresheners.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Oh sorry, air refresheners. It refreshens the air seconds.
- 29:24Speaker 2: So what did you kill someone in your house? What
- 29:27Speaker 2: are you doing?
- 29:28Speaker 3: Just so we saw his house when Jasmine came to
- 29:30Speaker 3: Michigan for the first time. He didn't even flush the
- 29:33Speaker 3: toilet after he cooped in it. He's not cleaning anything.
- 29:38Speaker 3: So he says he wants.
- 29:42Speaker 4: Okay, remember how shep is.
- 29:44Speaker 3: He says, I want to wait to file the divorce
- 29:46Speaker 3: papers until there's a recession because I don't want to
- 29:50Speaker 3: share my money with Jasmine.
- 29:53Speaker 4: I understand the economy he's voting.
- 29:58Speaker 2: He's voting based on who will put his as a
- 30:00Speaker 2: nation into her recession.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Fantastic, So that he wants everyone to lose jobs and
- 30:06Speaker 3: money because that'll mean he has to pay less in
- 30:09Speaker 3: a divorce settlement, or he'll have less property, he'll have
- 30:13Speaker 3: less value to have to share with her.
- 30:18Speaker 4: Okay, okay.
- 30:20Speaker 3: So he calls Natalie from the thrift store and he
- 30:24Speaker 3: wants to shore the hats he found, like this Elmer
- 30:26Speaker 3: Fudd slash Davy Crockett hat, and she thinks it's really cute.
- 30:31Speaker 4: It's so cute. And then he's.
- 30:33Speaker 3: Dancing around in like a Russian hat and it's just so,
- 30:36Speaker 3: it's so stupid, so stupid.
- 30:39Speaker 2: If I did that to me I was dating, I'd
- 30:41Speaker 2: be like, you know, it was fun, but we're over.
- 30:43Speaker 4: We're over.
- 30:44Speaker 3: I can never think of you in a sexual context again.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Totally.
- 30:47Speaker 3: So she asked, did you talk to Jasmine? And he said, yeah,
- 30:51Speaker 3: I yelled at her. He's like, so proud, mom, you'd
- 30:55Speaker 3: be so proud of me. I yelled at a woman
- 30:57Speaker 3: in a parking lot wearing no pants. But she it
- 31:01Speaker 3: really seemed like she wanted to reconcile, but I told
- 31:05Speaker 3: her I wanted a divorce. And Natalie seems happy with this.
- 31:09Speaker 3: She's like, well, good, I want you to to have
- 31:11Speaker 3: closure and I just don't want to be in the middle.
- 31:13Speaker 3: And then he invites her to Michigan and she goes,
- 31:16Speaker 3: what's there to do in Michigan? And I was like, well,
- 31:19Speaker 3: Jasmine found things to do in Michigan.
- 31:21Speaker 2: Did just mad? So mad?
- 31:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 31:23Speaker 2: Found to do yeah.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Yeah, and getting pregnant, so good luck. Natalie can't wait
- 31:30Speaker 3: for the family to meet you.
- 31:32Speaker 2: She doesn't. It's funny because I was like, in Michigan
- 31:34Speaker 2: is getting a real bad rap on this show.
- 31:37Speaker 3: It sometimes when they go outside, I'm like, oh, it
- 31:40Speaker 3: looks beautiful, like there's this lake and like, you know,
- 31:43Speaker 3: but when Jasmine called it Michigan, that was it forever.
- 31:47Speaker 2: She remember.
- 31:48Speaker 3: She was like, it's so cold, I feel like I
- 31:51Speaker 3: could die. I feel like I'm going to die in
- 31:53Speaker 3: this place.
- 31:54Speaker 2: She when she said, you're just a depressing man from Michigan.
- 31:57Speaker 2: I've never gotten over it.
- 32:01Speaker 3: All.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Right, Let's move on to Libby and Andre and they
- 32:05Speaker 2: are packing for Medolva and she makes a joke about
- 32:10Speaker 2: packing because they've got eight suitcases, and she goes, why
- 32:12Speaker 2: are how did you pronounce it? Well, Dova? Okay, did
- 32:16Speaker 2: I say it wrong? Moldova? What did I say?
- 32:18Speaker 4: I heard?
- 32:19Speaker 3: It's something weird? I heard like Modova.
- 32:22Speaker 2: You know what, I just had a couple of coffee.
- 32:24Speaker 2: So who knows what's going to happen?
- 32:25Speaker 4: Yeah, whoa. So I just wanted to correct you before
- 32:29Speaker 4: the people came at you.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Oh, they'll come at me, don't worry. Yeah, she can't
- 32:33Speaker 2: even say Moldova, right, So so she makes a joke
- 32:37Speaker 2: like why are we going to pack the TVs? Like
- 32:39Speaker 2: what are we doing? And he goes, what they have
- 32:41Speaker 2: the best TVs in Moldova?
- 32:44Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 32:46Speaker 2: And she goes, how are we going to go through
- 32:48Speaker 2: the airport with eight suitcases and two kids? And this
- 32:51Speaker 2: is a great point because somebody's got to push the stroller,
- 32:54Speaker 2: and whoever's pushing the stroller could probably roll one suitcase
- 32:57Speaker 2: and the other person's going to roll seven suitcases. No,
- 33:01Speaker 2: you can't have a wheeling thing. It's gonna be bad
- 33:05Speaker 2: and you don't need that. Man suitcases, and I think
- 33:07Speaker 2: they're going she said three to four weeks. She wasn't
- 33:10Speaker 2: completely sure on the timeline.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's gonna try to stay the whole time.
- 33:13Speaker 2: But do they have washing machines there? Why do you
- 33:15Speaker 2: have to bring eight suitcases full stuff?
- 33:17Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 33:17Speaker 2: Could you wash your clothes there? So in the talking head,
- 33:21Speaker 2: she says, look, before we consider moving there, we would
- 33:23Speaker 2: have to look at schools, We have to look at houses.
- 33:25Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, bib not as hard as you think.
- 33:28Speaker 2: You could just move Okay. It's very hard to move
- 33:32Speaker 2: within your same county. And then if you try to
- 33:34Speaker 2: move to a different county and makes it harder. Then
- 33:36Speaker 2: if you try to move to a different state, it's tough.
- 33:39Speaker 2: Try to move into a different country, it's very.
- 33:42Speaker 3: They maybe there you just show up and you're like,
- 33:44Speaker 3: these are my kids?
- 33:46Speaker 4: Can you school them? Okay?
- 33:47Speaker 2: Thanks?
- 33:48Speaker 4: Bye?
- 33:50Speaker 2: So she goes, you know, when Andre first brought it
- 33:53Speaker 2: up about movies to Moldova, I didn't think it was
- 33:55Speaker 2: a good idea. But the more we've talked about it
- 33:57Speaker 2: and weigh the pros and cons like, I'm open to it.
- 34:00Speaker 2: You guys are not moving the mouldover It's such a
- 34:01Speaker 2: stupid storyline. So he says, listen, Moldova. The people are
- 34:06Speaker 2: so good, that people are not double faced, and the
- 34:08Speaker 2: population is smaller there, and that is why there are
- 34:12Speaker 2: more genuine relationships. Goes over here. People they come and
- 34:14Speaker 2: they go over there, and she goes, what are you
- 34:17Speaker 2: talking about? She said, my dad, Chuck, He's super genuine.
- 34:21Speaker 2: And then she says, Chuck's gonna come over with them
- 34:24Speaker 2: and help them with the house hunting. It's a great
- 34:26Speaker 2: idea because Chuck is super experienced in real estate. Didn't
- 34:30Speaker 2: he train Andre?
- 34:32Speaker 4: Yeah? Why are they buying a place? Like? Are they
- 34:37Speaker 4: for sure moving? I don't know.
- 34:39Speaker 3: I love that she only mentions Chuck though, and doesn't
- 34:42Speaker 3: mention like Jen or Becky.
- 34:45Speaker 2: She's only close with Jen now, Jen and Chuck, and
- 34:47Speaker 2: that's it. Everybody else is. She just speaks, you're right, yeah,
- 34:50Speaker 2: but she didn't go and Jen, no, No, just Chuck.
- 34:55Speaker 2: So Andrea says, you know, in the past few years,
- 34:57Speaker 2: Chuck and I have become close and we're friends. And
- 35:00Speaker 2: I do worry if Chuck comes to Moldova, he will
- 35:03Speaker 2: just trash the whole thing. And if Libby doesn't want
- 35:06Speaker 2: to move to Moldova, I don't know how the fuck
- 35:08Speaker 2: it's going to happen, or how the fuck what's going
- 35:11Speaker 2: to happen. But either way, Andrea is really putting the
- 35:15Speaker 2: pressure on it, and I don't like it.
- 35:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like it.
- 35:19Speaker 2: And her talking head Libby goes, look, this chip kind
- 35:21Speaker 2: of freaks me out because it will determine if we're
- 35:24Speaker 2: going to make this move to Moldova. And Andrea's mind,
- 35:27Speaker 2: they've already bought, you know, a three bedroom townhouse.
- 35:31Speaker 4: Like he's there, he's the mayor right now.
- 35:34Speaker 2: And according to ya, I don't forget you just get
- 35:37Speaker 2: in your car and drive it for different doctors. Yeah,
- 35:40Speaker 2: we still don't know what that means, Yara. So so
- 35:42Speaker 2: they arrive, they arrive in Moldova. I would love to
- 35:45Speaker 2: have really gotten some footage of that chaos between Florida
- 35:49Speaker 2: and Moldova with this too small.
- 35:51Speaker 3: They didn't even film themselves wearing here her glasses, she's like,
- 35:57Speaker 3: contacts are out, she's haggard, she's like been through war
- 36:02Speaker 3: on that plane. And yeah, so if all the other
- 36:06Speaker 3: people that were flying with them, I think, and we
- 36:09Speaker 3: didn't get to see any of it.
- 36:13Speaker 2: And they arrive, Stefan and Vassilia, the parents arrived to
- 36:17Speaker 2: greet them. It looks like their luggage has been lost,
- 36:19Speaker 2: all their eight suitcases, and she's packed some things in
- 36:22Speaker 2: the bags, you know, like underwear and stuff. She's like,
- 36:24Speaker 2: I didn't pack any ex under wherever you've babe, So
- 36:27Speaker 2: she goes, Yeah, the tripover was a total disaster. Winston
- 36:30Speaker 2: was screaming the whole time. He didn't understand about getting
- 36:32Speaker 2: on the airplane. All he wanted to do is get off.
- 36:34Speaker 2: He's never been on an airplane. And now that we're here,
- 36:37Speaker 2: it is chaos. The reality is setting in that this
- 36:40Speaker 2: could be my home and it's overwhelming. And also maybe
- 36:43Speaker 2: she's thinking, like maybe we can't go back because I
- 36:45Speaker 2: can't do that flight again.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Yeah, you know we're trapped here now.
- 36:48Speaker 2: Yeah, now this is where we live. So in the car,
- 36:52Speaker 2: poor Winston is just bawling, crying, and Libya is like,
- 36:55Speaker 2: we don't have any of our stuff, like, I don't
- 36:57Speaker 2: know what I'm going to do. And Andre, of course
- 36:59Speaker 2: it is like if luggage just lost, it's fine. We
- 37:01Speaker 2: find eventually, no, it's not. You have eight suitcases for
- 37:05Speaker 2: the crap eight Like, we don't have toothbrushes, we don't
- 37:09Speaker 2: have my face wash, babe. Babe, you don't have underwear, babe.
- 37:16Speaker 2: So they're in a talking to head together and you know,
- 37:19Speaker 2: they're talking about staying at his parents' house, which is
- 37:22Speaker 2: an apartment, and Libby goes, look, I love your parents,
- 37:26Speaker 2: but we've discussed this and I never win because we
- 37:29Speaker 2: stay there and your mama is overbearing and it's a
- 37:31Speaker 2: small space with six people and one small bathroom. So
- 37:35Speaker 2: the parents live I guess in like a two bedroom
- 37:37Speaker 2: place with one bathroom, and then their family of four
- 37:40Speaker 2: comes and it's too tight for them.
- 37:43Speaker 4: It's too tight.
- 37:44Speaker 3: Also, Libby, that's rich to hear you say that his
- 37:47Speaker 3: parents are overbearing.
- 37:50Speaker 2: That's a great point, he says, Libby. You know what,
- 37:53Speaker 2: we'll fix it. Sex will fix it. She says, where
- 37:56Speaker 2: in a closet? No, So that's another reason to make
- 38:00Speaker 2: can like get out of the place. She's like, I
- 38:01Speaker 2: won't be having sex with you, babe. Yeah. So they
- 38:04Speaker 2: walk and.
- 38:05Speaker 3: She's going to give her ultimatums to move. She should
- 38:08Speaker 3: give him sex ultimatums.
- 38:09Speaker 2: Well, remember she's respecting his leadership. So right, So they
- 38:15Speaker 2: walk into the house. His brother Radu is there and
- 38:18Speaker 2: she's like, oh my gosh, you know, what a great surprise.
- 38:20Speaker 2: And they're all hugging and kissing, and she says she
- 38:23Speaker 2: has learned a bit more Romanian just from an app
- 38:26Speaker 2: she's tried to learn and just listening to them talk.
- 38:28Speaker 2: So she's getting it so that they can't talk shit
- 38:30Speaker 2: about her, but she doesn't fully understand, but she says
- 38:33Speaker 2: they're all super tired. They sit down, they do an eat,
- 38:36Speaker 2: they do a toast, and mom and dad start in
- 38:39Speaker 2: to like, oh, it's going to be so great when
- 38:41Speaker 2: you live here, and they're like, it's a very nice country.
- 38:43Speaker 2: It's a wonderful country. Grandparents will be closer. I can't
- 38:46Speaker 2: wait for you to live here. And she's like, I've
- 38:47Speaker 2: literally been here five minutes, like yeah, yeah. So they're
- 38:52Speaker 2: eating a salad. She goes, okay, so what's in the
- 38:54Speaker 2: salad and they said, oh, it's heart and something. So
- 38:57Speaker 2: I think the mom was trying to say, like I
- 38:58Speaker 2: put my heart into the salad, but no, it's chicken heart. Yeah,
- 39:03Speaker 2: And she goes what and he goes chicken heart, babe,
- 39:05Speaker 2: and she goes ew, no, and he goes, you have
- 39:07Speaker 2: to taste it, babe. So she tastes it and goes,
- 39:09Speaker 2: all right, it's tasty.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, she's a better honestly, as much as crap
- 39:15Speaker 3: as they give her.
- 39:15Speaker 4: She's a better sport than a lot of these people.
- 39:17Speaker 3: She's trying to learn his language and those more than
- 39:21Speaker 3: some basic phrases. And she eats the food. Yeah, better
- 39:25Speaker 3: than most of the people on this show.
- 39:27Speaker 2: And he says something about the party tomorrow, and she goes, what,
- 39:32Speaker 2: what's the party? And he goes, it's just a worry
- 39:33Speaker 2: about babe. It's gonna be a party tomorrow. And she goes, what,
- 39:37Speaker 2: why didn't you tell me? She's like super annoyed because
- 39:39Speaker 2: I'm sure she's like number one, I don't have an outfit.
- 39:42Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of a party is it.
- 39:44Speaker 2: You know, the kids have to be cute, like I
- 39:46Speaker 2: didn't bring cute outfits for them. Whatever. So the next
- 39:50Speaker 2: morning they walk up, wake up and it's like and
- 39:55Speaker 2: she goes, so I didn't sleep all night and now this,
- 39:59Speaker 2: and she goes, are these people are going to be
- 40:00Speaker 2: doing this? He goes, what do you want to do? Babe?
- 40:02Speaker 2: Then they'd not fix their apartment and she goes all
- 40:04Speaker 2: day every day with the drilling, and then the lights
- 40:07Speaker 2: start flashing because they're drilling like above their head, and
- 40:10Speaker 2: she's like, babe, this is scary. Babe, we have to
- 40:13Speaker 2: go somewhere. You didn't care. Now mom comes in knock knack, Hello,
- 40:19Speaker 2: come for breakfast, and in the talking head she goes,
- 40:23Speaker 2: I told him I do not want to stay with
- 40:25Speaker 2: his parents. It never turns out well. And I want
- 40:28Speaker 2: to go to use the bathroom without running into someone.
- 40:31Speaker 2: And I've never been to jail, but I imagine this is
- 40:34Speaker 2: what jail is like.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Okay, she would be the lady complaining about the Starbucks.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Let's frame Libby for a crime.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Jasmine would be fun in jail and she would thrive.
- 40:45Speaker 4: Yeah, Libby would no the opposite.
- 40:48Speaker 2: She was saying her bunk for eighty eight days, so yeah,
- 40:52Speaker 2: she wouldn't try to make friends. So Libby goes, here's
- 40:55Speaker 2: the problem. When we're at the place, you'd like to
- 40:57Speaker 2: stay there because your mom completely kisses your ass and
- 40:59Speaker 2: your mom was and he's like, okay, what's wrong with that?
- 41:03Speaker 3: So now you did call Jovi a mama's boy andre
- 41:08Speaker 3: and gave him a lot of shit for it.
- 41:10Speaker 2: That's a great point. That is a great point.
- 41:15Speaker 4: I always have the receipts.
- 41:17Speaker 2: Yes you do, girl, You can always remember things that
- 41:19Speaker 2: I can't. So now they're eating breakfast. Things on the
- 41:22Speaker 2: table are literally shaking because of the drilling. It's like
- 41:25Speaker 2: the things are jumping across it. Nobody's mentioning it. Like
- 41:29Speaker 2: it's completely run and they haven't got it.
- 41:32Speaker 4: Have to be done, like their first morning, is it?
- 41:34Speaker 4: The apartment above them.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Is the apartment above them, so they can't control when
- 41:39Speaker 2: they're they take off any of it. Yeah. Yeah, they
- 41:41Speaker 2: haven't gotten any information on the luggage. She's like, babe,
- 41:44Speaker 2: you get a text about the luggage. She's like, no,
- 41:46Speaker 2: but it's fine, and she goes it's not fine. He goes, well,
- 41:49Speaker 2: it's six hours of the party. We'll have to get
- 41:50Speaker 2: the luggage before the party. She's like, what partie.
- 41:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:56Speaker 2: So the next night, that night whatever, they're going to
- 41:59Speaker 2: this winery. So the two of them are walking into
- 42:02Speaker 2: this winery and she goes, what is this place? It
- 42:04Speaker 2: looks like really nice. He goes, oh, yeah, this is Mordova.
- 42:07Speaker 2: We could be fancy, we'd posh here in Moldova. She's like, what,
- 42:11Speaker 2: never seen this part of it? So they walk in
- 42:15Speaker 2: and she genuinely looks surprised, like not fake for the
- 42:17Speaker 2: cameras at all. No, she looks like she's really everyone's clapping,
- 42:21Speaker 2: there's like a band, there's food, there's champagne, there's like
- 42:24Speaker 2: a wiki wiki, there's a DJ.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a whole thing, a lot for a
- 42:31Speaker 3: we're here to visit party.
- 42:33Speaker 2: Uh huh uh huh. So Andrea takes the mic and
- 42:37Speaker 2: he's like, welcome to everybody, good evening, thank you all
- 42:40Speaker 2: for coming. Welcome, I'm so glad you're here. Thank you
- 42:42Speaker 2: for welcoming us so wonderfully. And uh, we threw this
- 42:46Speaker 2: party because we've decided to move back to Moldova, right Elizabeth.
- 42:51Speaker 2: And she's like, hey, babe, thanks for your leadership.
- 42:55Speaker 4: No, she doesn't know what he's saying. I think she's
- 42:58Speaker 4: like she just and she.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Goes, I don't know what he's saying. I'm not fluent
- 43:02Speaker 2: enough to know what's going on, but everybody seems happy. Yes,
- 43:10Speaker 2: She's like, we visited here six times and no one
- 43:13Speaker 2: has ever thrown as a party like this. This is weird. Yeah,
- 43:16Speaker 2: I'm also that TV in our bedroom is the best
- 43:19Speaker 2: TV I've ever had in my life. So he goes, Okay, Bib,
- 43:24Speaker 2: one more surprise, let's go upstairs. So they all go
- 43:26Speaker 2: upstairs and there's like a full blown fireworks display, and
- 43:31Speaker 2: she's like, what's happening? What are we doing? In the
- 43:35Speaker 2: talking head, she goes, I don't know what the fuck
- 43:37Speaker 2: is going on here, and I don't know what he's doing,
- 43:39Speaker 2: and I'm not fluent enough to know what's happening. Well,
- 43:44Speaker 2: you've been beens old.
- 43:46Speaker 4: You have been.
- 43:48Speaker 3: He's like, well, it's too late. I already told everybody
- 43:51Speaker 3: we're staying here. Yeah, so I made my an announcement
- 43:55Speaker 3: at a party and those are binding contracts.
- 43:58Speaker 2: And you see this guy over here, here's our real
- 43:59Speaker 2: chal We've already found a place, just like this document.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Don't look at it. Yeah, see that lady over there, homeschool.
- 44:05Speaker 2: It's fine, okay. He was like, I've already called Chuck and
- 44:09Speaker 2: told him to turn the air up in the house
- 44:11Speaker 2: and close it down. All right, We're gonna move on
- 44:16Speaker 2: to Tiger Lily and add no, and I have something
- 44:19Speaker 2: to say to you about Tiger Lily wanted to name
- 44:24Speaker 2: her baby Air because they were always on airplanes. She's
- 44:31Speaker 2: gonna they're gonna name the kid zaying z e y
- 44:34Speaker 2: n but which means something sweet and wonderful and Arabic.
- 44:38Speaker 2: But I will tell you when I looked, he says,
- 44:41Speaker 2: air means a private part. So we can't name the
- 44:44Speaker 2: key back because in my language. So I looked it up. Yeah,
- 44:47Speaker 2: A I R E is a common Arabic expression for
- 44:50Speaker 2: my penis.
- 44:52Speaker 4: Oh, there we go. And I was telling the truth.
- 44:55Speaker 2: It was a complete article that I read, I mean article,
- 44:58Speaker 2: like a clip of an article that I because Kylie
- 45:02Speaker 2: Jenner named her her son Air ai r E. And
- 45:06Speaker 2: this person was like, I'm sure Kylie Jenner doesn't know
- 45:08Speaker 2: that ai r is a common Arabic expression for of
- 45:12Speaker 2: my penis, and uh now I'm thinking. Tiger was like,
- 45:17Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner's son's name is Air and it was so cute, babe.
- 45:21Speaker 3: One thousand percent that's what happened. Yes, but they're going
- 45:24Speaker 3: to say copy the Kardashians way of speaking, so this
- 45:29Speaker 3: is you hit, Yeah, you nail.
- 45:31Speaker 2: She's like, what are the boy names in the Kardashians.
- 45:34Speaker 2: How about Air? That sounds great, babe, yeah.
- 45:38Speaker 4: M okay.
- 45:40Speaker 3: So he's trying to do his daily prayers in the
- 45:43Speaker 3: hotel room when he steps on a fork and he's
- 45:45Speaker 3: like a babe.
- 45:48Speaker 4: I'm sorry, baby.
- 45:50Speaker 3: So they go to an ultrasound to see baby zay
- 45:54Speaker 3: uh and he is driving like a maniac. He has
- 45:58Speaker 3: drifted into the wrong lane. He is distracted. She said,
- 46:03Speaker 3: I'm mad that we aren't at the cabin. We're at
- 46:05Speaker 3: the hotel room and I hate it and it's not
- 46:08Speaker 3: done yet, and so that makes him drive like a maniac.
- 46:11Speaker 4: And he she's like.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Baby, be careful, precious cargo baby, and he's like, stop
- 46:19Speaker 3: talking about my driving.
- 46:21Speaker 4: And she's like, I don't want to get pulled over.
- 46:23Speaker 4: I mean, he doesn't have a license.
- 46:25Speaker 2: And well, I'm sure he has a driver's license in
- 46:28Speaker 2: his country and you can use it.
- 46:29Speaker 4: So you could just drive. But you're it's her car.
- 46:35Speaker 4: I don't know. She's responsible for him.
- 46:38Speaker 2: Yes she is.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Yeah, so don't get don't get don't get into an accident.
- 46:42Speaker 3: Also she's pregnant, so uh. She's like, I know, in
- 46:47Speaker 3: his culture, I'm supposed to praise him, but not when
- 46:50Speaker 3: it comes to my baby safety. Like I'm putting I'm
- 46:52Speaker 3: putting my foot down baby. So she's like, we're in America,
- 46:58Speaker 3: he needs to play by my rules. Like that's not
- 47:02Speaker 3: going to go well at all. Did you discuss this
- 47:05Speaker 3: ahead of time? That like when you wherever you're living
- 47:09Speaker 3: is who wears the pants in the family, So yeah,
- 47:14Speaker 3: they didn't discuss this ahead of time. So he's like,
- 47:16Speaker 3: stop talking, stop stop talking, baby, stop talking, like yelling
- 47:20Speaker 3: at her, and so she starts crying. So it's a
- 47:23Speaker 3: joyous occasion for your filter. Them together and they get
- 47:28Speaker 3: to the ultaround place and she goes she's crying, and
- 47:32Speaker 3: he goes, it'll be like this all day.
- 47:35Speaker 4: And she's like he's such an ass and she's like.
- 47:38Speaker 3: You ruin this special moment and I don't want to
- 47:41Speaker 3: go in now, like I don't even want to do this.
- 47:43Speaker 4: And he says, what did I do?
- 47:46Speaker 3: I didn't do anything, and she says, you're driving put
- 47:49Speaker 3: us in danger and he's like, well, I don't know
- 47:51Speaker 3: the rules here, then you shouldn't be driving.
- 47:54Speaker 2: And when he was drifting into the other lane, do
- 47:57Speaker 2: you think he was like texting and driving because she
- 47:58Speaker 2: was like, who are you talking to?
- 48:00Speaker 4: Why are you?
- 48:00Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 48:01Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah.
- 48:02Speaker 3: So she says in her talking head, she's like, I
- 48:07Speaker 3: already have two children.
- 48:08Speaker 4: I didn't think I was marrying one. He's twenty three?
- 48:14Speaker 4: What did you think.
- 48:16Speaker 2: He's twenty three? How old is she? Because I don't have.
- 48:18Speaker 4: Their age forty one? I believe forty.
- 48:21Speaker 2: One, okay, because I don't know why I don't have
- 48:22Speaker 2: their ages here. Yeah, is he twenty three? Is or
- 48:25Speaker 2: twenty five? Either way, he's in his twenty twenties.
- 48:28Speaker 4: It says twenty three in his talking in their thing.
- 48:32Speaker 2: He's almost twenty years younger than her. So he could
- 48:34Speaker 2: actually be your child.
- 48:36Speaker 4: One thousand percent.
- 48:37Speaker 3: And his front his frontal lobe is not fully developed,
- 48:41Speaker 3: barely there. Yeah, So, not to keep bringing it back
- 48:44Speaker 3: to dateline, but if he committed a murder, his life
- 48:48Speaker 3: sentence could be overturned because.
- 48:50Speaker 2: Why because he's too young? Yes, huh.
- 48:55Speaker 3: In certain states now they have made it so if
- 48:57Speaker 3: you commit a crime of like a life sentence crime
- 49:01Speaker 3: before you're twenty five, it can later be reevaluated and
- 49:06Speaker 3: your life sentence could be taken off the table because
- 49:09Speaker 3: your frontal lobe was not fully developed.
- 49:12Speaker 2: I don't like that. How old ron.
- 49:15Speaker 3: It's not in situations like that where you're like the
- 49:18Speaker 3: lone person. It's usually in situations where like somebody older
- 49:23Speaker 3: or in position of power was manipulating.
- 49:26Speaker 4: You or tricking you.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Or you know, drugs were involved things like that. Okay,
- 49:33Speaker 3: not like evil Brian. So finally she's like, I just
- 49:39Speaker 3: didn't need you to like take ownership for what you did.
- 49:42Speaker 3: And so finally he goes, Okay, it won't happen again.
- 49:46Speaker 3: No apology, not a sorry, he just says, I won't
- 49:49Speaker 3: happen again.
- 49:50Speaker 4: So they go in and the.
- 49:53Speaker 3: Lady there at the ultra sounds so nice, and she
- 49:55Speaker 3: shakes Tiger Lily's hand and then he says, sorry, I
- 49:58Speaker 3: cannot shake hands.
- 50:00Speaker 4: He's like, okay, like, yeah, she.
- 50:03Speaker 2: Was prepped beforehand, because I would.
- 50:04Speaker 4: Have been like clearly prepped beforehand.
- 50:06Speaker 2: I would have been like, why what do you mean? Yeah?
- 50:08Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
- 50:09Speaker 3: Uh So she they go in and the lady asks
- 50:14Speaker 3: Tiger Lily to pull up her shirt so she can
- 50:16Speaker 3: do the stomach Kimberly, what.
- 50:17Speaker 2: Did you think about this bed she laid on. I
- 50:21Speaker 2: thought that was yeah. It was like a bed that
- 50:24Speaker 2: she was laying onto the song. I thought that was weird.
- 50:26Speaker 2: It wasn't like a you know, like an examination table,
- 50:29Speaker 2: It was a bed.
- 50:31Speaker 3: Well, this is a headboard, this is a suite in
- 50:34Speaker 3: a mini mall and a strip mall that is just
- 50:37Speaker 3: does ultrasounds, so it's not like a doctor's office. It's
- 50:41Speaker 3: one of those like where you pay and do the
- 50:43Speaker 3: three D. So maybe they try to make it more
- 50:46Speaker 3: like a bed, like you're at home experience.
- 50:49Speaker 2: No, this was like a like a country with the
- 50:52Speaker 2: K cute country Country, kitchen cute K. And it had
- 50:57Speaker 2: like a headboard and like sheets and a quilt. And
- 51:01Speaker 2: I would have been like, are you changing this with
- 51:03Speaker 2: every person? Because I don't want to lay on this
- 51:06Speaker 2: anybody else is like juices and this you gross? No.
- 51:11Speaker 2: I didn't like it at all.
- 51:12Speaker 3: Okay, no, I hear you. So are those Bowling Branch sheets?
- 51:17Speaker 3: I doubt it fully lay on my Bowling brand sheets.
- 51:20Speaker 4: So uh, the.
- 51:22Speaker 3: Ladies like, I can you pull up your stomach so
- 51:25Speaker 3: we can do the gel and all that, and ad
- 51:27Speaker 3: none says no, No, I cannot have the male production
- 51:30Speaker 3: crew seeing my wife's stomach and we can't do this,
- 51:35Speaker 3: like and.
- 51:35Speaker 4: The lady has a solution.
- 51:38Speaker 3: Immediately, like I do think she was prepped all yes,
- 51:42Speaker 3: ahead of time. She's like, okay, I have a partition
- 51:46Speaker 3: so the male crew members can stand behind the partition,
- 51:50Speaker 3: and there's a lady camera crew member and she's allowed
- 51:54Speaker 3: to film, but ad None says, don't film her stomach,
- 51:58Speaker 3: film just her face. And she's like okay, So it's
- 52:02Speaker 3: all above board. And Tiger Lily doesn't mind that he's
- 52:06Speaker 3: doing this. She's like, it used to bother me, but
- 52:09Speaker 3: now I just think he's being protective.
- 52:12Speaker 2: What do you think that partition is for? If somebody
- 52:14Speaker 2: has to change into a gowon or something, she puts
- 52:16Speaker 2: the partition up so they can change.
- 52:18Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe one spouse doesn't want to know the
- 52:24Speaker 3: sex of the baby, so they like don't want to look.
- 52:27Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Then why would they be there, I mean, I don't know.
- 52:30Speaker 4: Just to be supportive. I don't know. Someone let us know.
- 52:34Speaker 4: I've never had a baby.
- 52:35Speaker 2: She was to be I was upset the bed. I
- 52:38Speaker 2: was upset about that.
- 52:38Speaker 4: I know. So they do the ultrasound.
- 52:42Speaker 3: He is giddy, like watching the baby move for the
- 52:45Speaker 3: first time on the ultrasound and he thinks the baby
- 52:47Speaker 3: looks like him and he's just so excited.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:50Speaker 3: So then they go to lunch and she's being quiet,
- 52:53Speaker 3: and then he gets pie with whipped cream, which goes
- 52:56Speaker 3: all over the table and like she's out to lunch
- 52:59Speaker 3: with her teenage son. Yes, And he goes, what's the problem.
- 53:05Speaker 3: What's the problem baby? And she's like nothing, baby, I'm fine.
- 53:10Speaker 3: And he's like, no, you were fine before, now you're not.
- 53:12Speaker 3: What's you're being quiet? What's I'm not comfortable?
- 53:16Speaker 4: What's going on?
- 53:17Speaker 3: So she goes, when I came out of the bathroom
- 53:21Speaker 3: at the ultrasound, I saw something I didn't like. And
- 53:24Speaker 3: he goes, what about driving? It's like, go, god, what
- 53:29Speaker 3: is it just about the driving?
- 53:31Speaker 2: What did you think? What did you think? She was insane?
- 53:34Speaker 4: I was like, did he cheat? Was talking to a woman?
- 53:38Speaker 2: Was he talking to a woman? And she's not allowed
- 53:40Speaker 2: to talk to a man because she's like, all right,
- 53:42Speaker 2: I'm out there leaning on the desk talking to that lady.
- 53:45Speaker 3: Yeah right, or looking at something on his phone like
- 53:47Speaker 3: that he shouldn't be looking at like SCX bath house
- 53:52Speaker 3: x SCN Jordanian bath house.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Oh I miss the bath house where they would rub
- 53:58Speaker 2: me in my nether regions, in my air they would
- 54:01Speaker 2: run yeah.
- 54:03Speaker 4: Air area.
- 54:05Speaker 3: So she says, you made a p did you make
- 54:08Speaker 3: She's okay. So this is she's literally talking to him
- 54:11Speaker 3: like he is one of her sons. Did you make
- 54:14Speaker 3: a promise to me about something? And he goes, no,
- 54:19Speaker 3: what is there anything you want to tell me?
- 54:24Speaker 1: What?
- 54:25Speaker 3: No, I'm giving you a chance to tell me if
- 54:28Speaker 3: there's something you did. And finally he goes smoking. She goes,
- 54:35Speaker 3: you promised me, baby that you would stop and you
- 54:38Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm doing gino, And you promised
- 54:40Speaker 3: that if you did smoke, that you would tell me
- 54:44Speaker 3: and I wouldn't get mad. It's like if you are
- 54:47Speaker 3: drinking at a party and you need a safe ride home,
- 54:51Speaker 3: I promise I won't get mad. I'll come to get you.
- 54:53Speaker 3: No questions asked, like he is one of her children,
- 54:57Speaker 3: and so he goes.
- 54:59Speaker 4: Well, I told you. I'm telling you right now. It's
- 55:03Speaker 4: not the same you got caught, bro, You got caught.
- 55:06Speaker 4: She's like, I had to pull it out of you.
- 55:09Speaker 3: You didn't tell me. What other things are you keeping
- 55:12Speaker 3: from me? Are there other things you're keeping from me?
- 55:15Speaker 3: And he goes yes. He just says yes, and so
- 55:19Speaker 3: she goes, okay, then I'll keep secrets from you. How
- 55:24Speaker 3: does that feel? And he goes, what secrets about a man?
- 55:28Speaker 3: What secrets are you keeping from me, and she's like,
- 55:31Speaker 3: I don't trust you, and then he gilts all hurt.
- 55:34Speaker 3: He's like, that really hurt my feelings that she doesn't
- 55:37Speaker 3: trust me, and blah blah, you just lied to her.
- 55:39Speaker 3: And he says, if you don't trust me, that's your problem,
- 55:43Speaker 3: not mine, and she goes, do you hear yourself? You
- 55:47Speaker 3: got in trouble, but it's my problem that I don't
- 55:50Speaker 3: trust you. And she's like, you don't accept responsibility for anything,
- 55:55Speaker 3: and he goes, I didn't do anything.
- 55:59Speaker 2: So I think when she said are there more signature keeping,
- 56:01Speaker 2: I think he's like, yeah, I've been smoking this whole time,
- 56:03Speaker 2: you dummy.
- 56:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what he's not telling her, but
- 56:08Speaker 3: or financial documents like before, we don't know see, or
- 56:12Speaker 3: he's doing it to be like I'm the man. I
- 56:14Speaker 3: can keep as many secrets as I want.
- 56:16Speaker 2: To, right, it doesn't apply to you. You can't keep
- 56:18Speaker 2: secrets exactly.
- 56:21Speaker 3: So she says to us, I've learned that if someone
- 56:26Speaker 3: shows you who they are, believe them.
- 56:29Speaker 2: It's like except for Philosopher, yeah you've brought that here.
- 56:33Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, because now he's in America and she's now
- 56:37Speaker 3: your responsibility. Also, you married him the first day that
- 56:40Speaker 3: you met him, so you didn't even have a chance
- 56:42Speaker 3: for him to show who he was.
- 56:44Speaker 4: Also, that's my Angelo, that was not your quote. But
- 56:49Speaker 4: good for you, Tiger Lilith.
- 56:50Speaker 2: Thank you for trying to make us think that you
- 56:53Speaker 2: didn't learn that through Oprah, because we did. We did.
- 56:56Speaker 2: We all heard it from Oprah, who heard it from
- 56:58Speaker 2: may Angelo. M M all right, well let's finish Let's
- 57:02Speaker 2: finish up with sad Trombone Kara and Guiirrimo. Why can't
- 57:06Speaker 2: these two hot people get along? I don't understand.
- 57:09Speaker 3: I know it's that we're watching the sad dissolving of
- 57:14Speaker 3: a marriage in front of our very eyes.
- 57:16Speaker 2: They need to go to to couple's retreat. Yes, I'll
- 57:21Speaker 2: actually yes, I feel like that could work. So they're
- 57:25Speaker 2: like mature, they're immature, but they're not crazy like the
- 57:30Speaker 2: rest of these people on the show. Yeah, I feel
- 57:33Speaker 2: like they could actually do well in therapy. Do you
- 57:36Speaker 2: have their ages? Because I don't have their ages either.
- 57:39Speaker 3: He's twenty five, I believe, and she's.
- 57:45Speaker 2: Not much older. She's older, but not like.
- 57:47Speaker 4: Old thirty three? Maybe?
- 57:49Speaker 2: Oh is she that much older? I thought she was
- 57:51Speaker 2: just a few years older.
- 57:53Speaker 4: I have to look it up. Why don't you look
- 57:55Speaker 4: it up?
- 57:55Speaker 2: Well, okay, you go ahead and talk and I'll look
- 57:58Speaker 2: it up. Thank you.
- 57:59Speaker 4: So she do you like me just telling you what
- 58:01Speaker 4: to do on your show?
- 58:02Speaker 2: I wined it.
- 58:05Speaker 3: She's rehearsing for her Bachada performance that's upcoming with her
- 58:09Speaker 3: backup dancers. It's a big performance that could change everything.
- 58:13Speaker 3: She's also going to fly to Milan soon to meet
- 58:16Speaker 3: with the producer who wants to work with her. So
- 58:18Speaker 3: your career is really taking off. Also, you better bring
- 58:22Speaker 3: someone with you because that sounds like a potential take
- 58:25Speaker 3: in situation that shady producer wants to meet with you
- 58:29Speaker 3: and Milan and because they're going to make you a star.
- 58:33Speaker 4: Okay.
- 58:34Speaker 2: So when they got married, she was thirty and he
- 58:37Speaker 2: was twenty five when they got married, so she's five
- 58:40Speaker 2: years older than him. So when they got married, he
- 58:43Speaker 2: was twenty five, So we'll just say twenty five and
- 58:48Speaker 2: thirty even though they're older than that, but now at
- 58:50Speaker 2: least other age difference. Okay, continue, Okay.
- 58:53Speaker 3: So her song she's explaining to the backup dancers, is
- 58:56Speaker 3: about like that dancing with someone and you just want
- 58:59Speaker 3: to do it. The dance floor and it's all lot
- 59:01Speaker 3: and fey fuego and they're like, okay, I had no idea.
- 59:06Speaker 3: They were doing the backup dancing and singing and they're like,
- 59:08Speaker 3: I don't know what.
- 59:09Speaker 4: The song being. So she's like, I'm white, but I
- 59:13Speaker 4: speak Spanish, so.
- 59:14Speaker 2: She's got she's got a great she speaks very well Spanish.
- 59:18Speaker 3: She does speak Spanish well, at least to my ear,
- 59:21Speaker 3: but I am not, of course, native Spanish speaker. So
- 59:25Speaker 3: Guillermo is working at the restaurant and talking to his friend,
- 59:29Speaker 3: and his friend asks how Kara's music is going, and
- 59:32Speaker 3: Guillermo says, it's cute.
- 59:37Speaker 4: It's cute.
- 59:39Speaker 2: I didn't like this at all. I didn't like the way.
- 59:42Speaker 2: I didn't like any of this. He obviously put some
- 59:45Speaker 2: other job where he had benefits to go work at
- 59:47Speaker 2: this restaurant. He's kind of screwed her over. And I'm
- 59:51Speaker 2: glad he's working at the restaurant. That's great, but.
- 59:55Speaker 3: This is and he's actually making her money now, she says,
- 59:59Speaker 3: and like could become a huge thing. She could be
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: the next whatever name, a big bachada star insert pachada
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: star here. And he's being such a it's cute. So
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: then he's like, it's just not my kind of bachada.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: I like the old school, traditional bahada and she does
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: the pop kind. So basically he is a hipster who
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: is like, I listen to this band, You've probably never
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: heard of them. Oh you like Taylor Swift? Okay, so
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: does everybody? Yeah, yeah, I only listen to bands that
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: no one's heard of. Or I listen I am type
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: on my typewriter and I listen to my record player
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: because I like traditional, old school cool music, and you
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: are loser.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: So it's just like saying I only really like old
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: country music like Waylon Jennings or like Conway Twitty, like
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: I really only like old school, or only like old
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: school rap like a own like run DMC or original rappers,
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: and I don't like any of this new stuff. That's fine,
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: but you don't have to shoot on what she likes, no,
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: especially if she's your spouse and she's like going to perform.
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: She could be the next whatever, and you're just being
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: such a douchebag about it, like yeah, I'm Maddie, because
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: you know he can't even fake it. So, like his
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: energy backstage in the green room is probably like he's
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: on his phone or he's like making little comments and
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: like that's no so and she still wants him to
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: come and support her. I hate it, so he he's like,
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: it's mostly I don't like the music, but I also
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: don't like the kind of people that are there. There's
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: like a lot of drinking and partying, and it should
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: be more about the music and less potty. He says
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: party and the subtitle said less potty like potty time.
- 1:01:59Speaker 3: And on their original season, he was the much younger one,
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: but he had thought she drank too much and partied
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: too much. That was like a subplot of their season.
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: So he tells his friend they've been sleeping separately in
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: separate rooms. He loves telling people this, but he still
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: loves her, and he's like, I love her like I
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: will never forget. I saw her push out my baby,
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: and I like, I have so much love for her,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: but then other things like push the love down. So
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: it's like a roller coaster, like some things make me
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: love her more and then other things make me not
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: as in love with her. So then we cut to
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: Kara and it's a while later and she tells us
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: that he moved out, which I was not expecting. At all,
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: and I wasn't expecting you so soon, and she asked
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: him to leave.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Well, so she says, I hate to say that he
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: moved out, and then she goes, ya, well he moved
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: out because I told her to.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: He was high. It was I that asked him to
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: move out.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: So he saw her laughing on her phone and he
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: asked who she was writing to and she said none
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: of your business and he accused her of cheating or
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: talking to sometimes.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: Okay, but when you do that, when somebody goes, what
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: are you laughing out on your phone, you go none
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: of your business? Well, you're trying to do a back
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: and forth. You're trying to have a fight instead of
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: just going mo mom. Yeah, well my sister just sent
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: me the dumbest TikTok thing or exactly. Oh, the guy
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: that's booking the bachada just said that. One of the
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: dancers said this. I mean, if you just say none
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: of your business like that, then you're asking for a fight.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: So these two, yeah, are past being able to get along.
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: Yeah, they're being petty at this point.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: Did you notice when she was did you see the
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: tattoo on her finger?
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: Is it her wet ring? Tattoo.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: No, So they were kind of zooming in and out
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: of her sitting there telling the story about him, how
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: he moved out actually but she kicked him out, and
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: she's doing this, and they stopped on her face and
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: on the inside of one of her fingers, she has
- 1:04:02Speaker 2: a tattoo. Yeah, and it says not fussy, not fussy,
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: that's what it says. Okay, either that or it says
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: not fuss f U S seed.
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: But I think it said not fussed. Okay, So I
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: think I remembered that tattoo.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Not fussed because yeah, because when you do a tattoo
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: on the inside of your finger, it starts to fade
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: really quickly.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: I know people who had it and like in a
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: year it was gone. And so the last two letters
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: are very so much, but you could read not f
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: U S S. And I was like, is it not
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: fussy or not fussed?
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: Not fussed?
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: She likes to talk a little bit like like she.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Talks like like a lot of she's like cool, it's cool,
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: or tougher than she is.
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: She's tough, okay, all right, Yeah she does.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: She'll sometimes talk like she's like street and I'm.
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: Like, no, no, you're from Charlotte. You're from Charlotte.
- 1:05:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: Stop yeah.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Uh So she's like, why do I have to make
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: him feel better? And he accused me of cheating? Like
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: she he accuses me of stepping out, and like you know,
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: she's saying, like why do I need to Why do
- 1:05:17Speaker 3: we need to She goes, I mean like, why does
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: he think I'm cheating? Why what do we need to
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: work on so that he feels safe? And I was like,
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: don't kick him out of the house. Maybe that's how
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: you need to work on it. Then to not kick
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: him out of the house if he feels unsafe like
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: you're cheating.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: They need to start at the ground and pulp, they
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: got to go back to the ground zero. Yeah.
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: Yeah, So she thinks they need space so they can
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: come back together. So maybe he could move back in.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: Does that ever work or is it like the open
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: marriage thing? It works like two percent of the time.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: It worked with Meredith Marks.
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: Well that's so yeah, there you go.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Yeah, she kicked him out, they had an open marriage
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: for a while and they get back together. I want yeah, bravo. Yeah,
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: so literally, ravo, ravo.
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: We will see, but we know it's not going to
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: work for them for caring.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I'm sad because two hot people like that should really
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: stay together.
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a cute kid.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: And they have a cute pit baby Nico. So I'm
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: going to Charlottesville in a few months. I'll look her up. Yes, Kara,
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: do you have a bit shada show? I'll come. I
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know from old school or new school,
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: but shata. So I'll just come. And I like to
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: party in the audience, So let's go. Let's go. Next
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: time on we see Darcy and a leather get up
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: and she's laying on her back on the bed with
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: her legs up on the headboard, banging the head We're
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: going ooh ah, oh ah, and Georgie's listening in the
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: doorway and uh the talking nd she goes, yeah, you
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: really need this honeymoon. And then he comes in and
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: she pounces on him with her legs about him, goes,
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: take me to the shower. Yeah, the outfit was not
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: appropriate for Bulgaria, So I don't know what.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: She's no, And are they at his parents' house? Is
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: that why they're they're clearly at a hotel, right, at
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: a hotel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so why is she testing
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: to see how much if the other rooms can hear
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: if they have sex.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: I don't know if that's you think that's what she
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: was doing in a yeah, oh okay, that's funny. I
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: thought she was just practicing. And he listened at the
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: door and said, what are you doing?
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: We're gonna we'll find out next week.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: It's been a while. Prexy hashtag manifest Okay, looks like
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: Yaa has a big surprise for Jovie And it's probably
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: like a dog because she's carrying something on her front
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: side and she won't turn around and.
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: Oh, I hope it's a dog.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: It's a little dog or something. Ad Non meet Tiger
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Lily's dad and stepmom, and the dad goes, oh, good
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: to meet you. What's your name? Ad ma'am?
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: Now this is your daughter's husband. They're already married. You
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: don't know how to pronounce his name.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm like. What did you know she
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: was married to this guy? Do you not speak to
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: your dad? Weird?
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: So weird.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: So they go to sit at a meal and add
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: On says, do you know about my religion? And dad
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: says yes, and he says, what you think and dad
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: goes ooh. And in the talking Head, Tiger Lily says
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: he hasn't met my dad and stepmom and he's looking
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: for my dad's approval, but he might not get it.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: I We'll see Brandon and Julia sit on the beach
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: and chat with some friends, and he goes, yeah, I
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: want her family to grow, darling, let's get that second opinion,
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: and she starts crying and all the friends are like, oh,
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: don't cry.
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: And also, I thought that was Mike. I thought it
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: was Mike from Squim but it's not. But I really
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: thought it was so and so next week, everybody just
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: looking and tell me if he looks like Mike or
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: if I'm just crazy.
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: Also, by the way, you did not mention this when
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: you were talking about them, and it just occurred to me.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: They said they're getting married in Miami, so you know
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: what that means. More crossovers. Oh God, more crossovers.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: I hear Andrea and Livia are in Moldova. Can we
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: hop in?
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Okay? So in the talking Head, Julia says, what if
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: the second opinion and the doctor says, we can't have kids?
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: This will destroy us. There's lots of ways to have children.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: This is a storyline. I'm not buying it, Okay. Cousin
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: Dana's wife says, I know. Cousin Dana's wife Michelle says
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: to Gino, I don't think Jasmin cheated on you. I
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: mean she tells me right in front of Matt that
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: she loves you and regrets the open marriage and talking
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: head Gina goes, you know, I regret when I met
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: her in that parking lot, I didn't give her the
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: time to say how she feels and maybe it's worth
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: another conversation. So we see the start of it, like
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: him walking in and meeting with her, and I have
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: to tell you I did a rewind because when he's
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: in the kitchen talking to cousin Donna and wife Michelle,
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: and then when he goes to meet her, I go,
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: oh my god, he's in the same outfit it was
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: like ten minutes later. No, it's an entirely different shirt
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: and an entirely different hat, but it looks exactly the
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: same because that's his look.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: Is his shirt look.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: The first shirt had little guitars all over it and
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: like cows and stuff. I guess it's supposed to be
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: like country music and the second one had like sailboats
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: and things all over it, but same hat, same Hawaiian shirt.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: Look yeah, okay, that's what he was wearing at the
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: thrift store too.
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: And that's what he's wearing in his like hero shot
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: where he's like, look at me.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: Dad, cargo shorts, Yes, the sneakers with the white sox
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: and of a bold print shirt with like some kind
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: of panama and band a hat.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: He did upgrade from the baseball hat to the panama
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: hat the fedora and it does look.
- 1:11:03Speaker 3: Although when he was talking to Jasmine in the parking lot,
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: he had a backwards baseball hat on.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: So here's the thing too, what he hasn't learned is
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: some of the backwards baseball hats are solid and then
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: some have the the slidey thing, you know, the clippy
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: thing in the back truck her hat luck or whatever
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: it's called. They call it snap back. Thank you, It
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: took me a second. Snap back. When you turn that
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: snap back forward, then people can really see that you're bald.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: So you need to have with the snap back in
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: the front, it should be a solid hat that you're
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: turning backwards.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: Good point.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Also, you're fifty eight years old. Quit turning your hat backwards.
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: Yeah uh uh.
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: Even Matt would go, what are you? I think you're young?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: I would have a lot to say about that, turning
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: your hat backwards like one of the youth.
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: That's our show.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: And Kimberly, since I did watch two datelines this weekend
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: that you're not covering, tell me what dateline you are
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: on Wednesday so I can watch it.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: It's called The Mystery on Bridal path ooh and it's
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: very good.
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: Uh.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: And it's super old or super new.
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: It's old and uh.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Writing it down, it's.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: B R I D L E like oh, not like
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: a wedding, but.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Like a horse. Okay, gotcha?
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: Yeah wow.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: And it's a Keith huh mm hmmm.
- 1:12:30Speaker 4: That's a good one.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Are you waiting for? Except do they do? Dateline does
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: like September like they started a new season like most shows?
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: Yes they do? Okay, all right, yeah, well you guys
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: if you didn't watch the Saturday one, it is the
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: one where Keith says, I don't give a sweet flying
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: fuck And so it was just like Kimberly on this show.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: It's rare.
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: I was there and I remember it all too well.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: I gotta tell you that. Several people have DMD or
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: written on Patreon they said, I love that you've fully
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: corrupted Kimberly and now she's just personally like a sailor.
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: I love it too. I'm crazy.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: It's crazy that I've corrupted you because I'm so not.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: I know, it didn't take much, just the point didn't.
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: I was right at the precipice and it was just
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: like I just needed a little tap and then.
- 1:13:20Speaker 4: I was just like, what.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: Tell you, man, It's just it's just pouring out. If
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: he's just pouring out.
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: I love it.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: I love it. I'm glad that you Akisha have squashed
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: your beef. Yeah, I gotta get. I gotta get some
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: more fights going in the Pink Shade world. So the
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: people talk about Amy, okay, all right, all right, I
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: gotta get. I gotta get. We gotta get. A Reddit
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: thread started about it, like are they kidding? Are they not? Like,
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: we gotta get you gotta get some traction for this podcast. Yes,
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: so I'll just pitch you guys against each other and
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: see what happened. I don want anybody to be mad
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: at me though I'm not supposed to have any stress.
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: No, they're just waiting for your attention.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't like that either, because I don't
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: need any stress in my life.
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: No, but we're just faking.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: My neighbor came around today to get me to sign
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: a petition because the other neighbor has these crazy, wild
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: parties where it's like they blocked off the front of
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: my house this week with cones, so don't body get
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: parking in front of my own home, because they had
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: security out there waving people so people would come up
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: and drop off in the cold. A second drive off.
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: It was my gosh, hundreds of people and they're come
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: out of that and they stand in my front yard
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: like waiting for their ubers. And then down on our
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: cross street it was like packed with cars, like people
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: couldn't pass. I mean like I called the cops. Other
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: people called the cops. And this happens twice a month.
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: And they don't tell you.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: No, no, that's told David said, Would it make a
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: difference if they're like, hey, I just wanted to let
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: you know, but what these parties are like.
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: They should give you a gift basket ahead of time.
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: But these are like illegal parties where they have like
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: a band or a DJ and it's like underage drinking.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: It's like people show up there. They look like they're
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: anywhere from eight years old to one hundred and six,
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: like you can't tell, Oh Jesus, and it's like full
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: like bikinis because they have a pool and they're we
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: think there when we don't think, we know they're charging
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: ad mission. They got full porta potties. I mean, it's
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: a huge event and it's like a couple of times
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: a month. And my neighbor that lives behind them, because
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: we live they live. The front of my house faces
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: their house, but the back of this party house. So
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: he's like, I had a nine year old sleepover last night.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: My entire house smelled like weed. My entire house was thumping,
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: and the DJ was like, fuck this motherfucker.
- 1:15:34Speaker 4: My god.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: It's like and I'm just like trying to turn up
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: the Disney movie for my kid.
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: He goes, oh my god.
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: By the time he got to me, he already had
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: like twenty signatures. And he goes, my understanding is I
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: just need thirty. And he goes, so I'm gonna take
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: it to him. I'm gonna like have it sent like
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: letter where he has to sign for it, and then
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: if he continues to do it, then we're taking it
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: to like the zoning board. He goes. Two of the
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: neighbors I talked to had already talked to the zoning
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: board because they're bringing in porta potties and charging people
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: and blocking off like your streets. So like Anna could
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: not park on the street last night, like she called.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: She called, and she goes, it's something going on because
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: I can't even get up the cross street and we're like,
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: turn around, go to the back of the house. Park
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: in the back. And the people were coming up to
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: the back of our house like ubers were circling around
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: like it was like taking somebody, taking somebody to see
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: the backstreet boards of the sphere.
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: It was like, no, it was crazy.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: And it is entertaining because you get to look out
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: front and watch the people coming and going and like
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: the party bands dropping people off, and the music is
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: not bad. But what we get we get the problem.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: I'm young and hip.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Oh no no, no, it's no billy ail. It's just
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: full on like go go music. And I I the
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: front of it is entertaining, right because I'm getting to
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: see that park, but the back of it where my
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: other neighbor is. Where they get the most complaint is
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: because that backyard backs up to all those people and
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: it's like twenty houses affected by like the music and
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: the weed and the you know, people jumping into the pool.
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: I mean anyway, listen, it gives us something to talk about.
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, it gives us.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: John said, you know what this looks John's about to
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: be twenty. And John goes, what this looks like is
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: a crazy high school party that you like hear about
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: like on snapchat and you.
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: Go and the parents are out of town.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like, looks like something from I just
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: imagine like that house party on sixteen Candles. Yes, you
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: know where like people are swinging from the fence.
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: There's like ah yeah walking by right right.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: And that girl gets her hair slammed in the door
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: and they do it and they just cut her hair off,
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: and the mother's pearls and furs are all over. John
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: goes that that's what it's like over there. He goes,
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: but they're adults, And John goes, what do they just
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: like tell us they'll give us a cut of the door.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: I was like, I don't wow, except the sounds like
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: there's too many houses that would be right, right.
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: But when I tell you, when I looked down and
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: I go, why are there three cones in front of
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: our house, that means Anna, I can't park there. Our
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: niece was in town and we told her like she
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: was like, I'm trying to get to your streets. There's
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: something going on, Like turn it around, go park in
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: the back. Like, yeah, she couldn't get to our house either,
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: much less what if? What if? What if I had
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: another aneurysm, an ambulance couldn't get.
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: A peck me?
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: Seriously, that's seriously. Somebody could die people. Yes, also somebody
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: could die at this party because I feel like there's
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: no lifeguard on duty, and there's illegal drugs being passed
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: around and something could be laced with something.
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: So I'm concerned.
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: Well, I will tell you that the guy out front
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: that house, I sound so old. You think you sound old?
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: The black shirt that has white security written across it,
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: I got they got herself at Amazon. Oh sure, And
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: Anna laughed because she went to take the dogs down.
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: I go, don't take him out the front, like, go
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: out the back, you know whatever, and goes there are
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: people in the back too, took the dogs out. She
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: has security guard was very nice. She was he pet
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: the dogs. I was like, okay, I like, don't get
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: sucked in. Don't get sucked in. Next thing, you know,
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: Ad is over there, like it's like you don't have.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: Twenty dollars, Like Ginger is getting a contact high.
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: I'll keep you posted because I gotta tell you. Like
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: you know, in the words of my mom, it gives
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: us something.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: To talk about, exactly.
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: It gives it all. It's all funny games until there's
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: somebody puking in your front yard. Which did happen next
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: or neighbor? Yeah, caught on ring cam somebody vomiting in
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: their front yard. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, it's not cute.
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: Where's the HOA? Is that the zoning board you're talking now?
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Our HOA is a very loose situation and it's run
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: by eighty five year old So there's like no way
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: in the world we would get There's not like we
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: could call somebody, like there's nobody call you know, Oh
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: my gosh. Anyway, again, gives us something to talk about. Okay,
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: So you guys, if you want to listen to and
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: you don't want to, I know, you want to listen
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: to Kimberly and Katy This Wednesday, their episode will be
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: on Mystery on bridle be Our id l e get
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: it Horses bridal Path. That will be their episode. And
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: what are you doing over there on the Patreon you're
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: doing lives and whatnot.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: Yeah, we had one on Wednesday, and we have one
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: right after this in an hour where Katie is telling
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: me this story about Kelly Lane, who's this Australian woman
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: who is accused of murdering one of her children.
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: She had.
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: It's a weird story. It's like very casey Anthony. But
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: okay Australia.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good, that'll be Katie to give a lot
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: of Australian accents.
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: We've been trying, so we do a lot of ner Yeah, no, no,
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: and that's all we do.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just bad. Yeah yeah. Would you do
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: want to hear bad Austin Yeah?
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: Yeah. Very few people do it well.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: No, exactly, Ben and Ronnie do it well because below
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: Deck has a lot of Australian people. Yeah, and so
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: sometimes I hear it in my head and I think
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: I sound like them, don't sound anything like them.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: It's very hard to nail. My friend John Hill does
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: it really really well. He does it great when he
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: has a whole character named Helvetica and she's an Australian
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: news anchor and it's hilarious and he does it really well.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: But I think it's very hard to do. So is
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: what level of your Patreon is this song? Because I
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: would like to make sure I'm on that level, because
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: i'd like to hear the story ten dollars. I might
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: be on five. I'm gonna have to gotta bump it up,
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: up it up, up, bump it up, bump it up,
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: bump it up. Everybody. Speaking of that, here's what's happening
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: here on this podcast. As of next week, Next Monday,
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: we'll be back to much shot Monday. Life after lock
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: Up is back. Tuesdays is ninety day happily. Ever after that,
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: this show Thursdays is still Bravo on Wednesdays. You got
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: two shows on the five dollar level, you got Welcome
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: to platfil On the ten dollars level, you have The Valley.
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: We've got three episodes left of that that is for
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: U two. Yeah, three when you hear this, because we've
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: got three reunions. Okay, that's that, and then we've got
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: Plathfill Valley, Hunt for Love and Match Me Abroad. It's
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: another show I'm doing, and pretty soon we'll be doing
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: Love is Blind UK and that'll make it nine shows
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: in one week.
- 1:22:25Speaker 4: So that's crazy.
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Yeah, So I guess what I'm going to do right now.
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: I'm going to watch plotfil I'm going to rage out
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: and get my notes ready for that, and uh, that's
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: what's happening. Oh. I'm also interviewing Tiffany this week, Tiffany
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: of Hunt for Love. Yeah.
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: I love Tiffany.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: I love Tiffany too. If you have any questions for Tiffany,
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: you guys want to DM me or put them in
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: the Facebook group. If you dm me, I'm begging you.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: Dm me on Pink Shade. Do not dm me over
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: on Mary Paine two my personal Instagram. It's great that
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: you follow me there, that's fine, it's just family ste
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: But if you d m me there, I never check it.
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: I never check it because like nobody deems me there.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: Please dm me at Pinchet Pod on Instagram if you
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: want me to see it. If you have questions for Tiffany,
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: drop them there. I could use all. I love her Yeah,
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: I love her too, love love her, love her kids.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: Does she own any clothes that don't cover her shoulders
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: or the opposite that cover her shoulders?
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 1:23:24Speaker 4: But those tattoos are so pretty, those i'd situation.
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: How does she hang them? Yeah? Yeah, maybe she.
- 1:23:31Speaker 4: Has makeup tips for us?
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: Oh god, anything, But she's.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: So much younger than us and her skin is so beautiful.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: So.
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: Maybe maybe she has tips for the elders.
- 1:23:42Speaker 4: The elders.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: Yeah, how could she make us not have our this show?
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: You know this part. That's what we need to hide,
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: our under our undercarriage of our chins. This is what
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: we need to hide.
- 1:23:52Speaker 4: Yeah, the bastard under carriage.
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- 1:24:09Speaker 2: and I did not plan this, but that's our sponsor
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- 1:24:13Speaker 4: No are you serious?
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- 1:24:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been using it for months and my neck
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: is so like soft. I use it all the way down,
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- 1:25:05Speaker 4: Go here, I'm going to order okay, pink.
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: All right, everybody, love you mean it? See you on Thursday.
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: Bye bye