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after a two -day free trial. And it's week 14
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of the NFL season. The Thanksgiving week games
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is over. And so now we're back to regular life
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for like three weeks. And then it's the Christmas
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week. And I think we have Saturday games. I don't
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know. I haven't even looked that far. That's
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for future will to to look into. But anyway,
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going back to last week, I ended up going five
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and four. It felt a lot worse than it was because
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the Rams Didn't even win their game against the
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Panthers And that was very deflating so But but
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I mean other than that I mean five and four lost
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my surefire didn't do too bad so Can't complain
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too much, but now that we're we're back in the
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you know regularly scheduled programming We're
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going to be in the right head space. We're going
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to be right head space. Chris, how did you do
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last week? I did all right. I went five and five
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overall. Uh, one of my sure fire, um, shout out
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to Shador Sanders. He balled out. Um, I didn't
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watch the game at all. I just know they only
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scored eight points. Um, but yeah, it started
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out really well. Uh, Thanksgiving and black Friday
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went three and one or yeah, three and one. Um,
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and then it Paul went downhill on Sunday and
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Monday. Started three and one, ended five and
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five. So not great. But you know what? I got
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a shit ton of plays written down for this week.
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So it's time to win it all back. Sean, how did
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you do over the holidays? Six and two over the
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holidays. Lost my surefire though. And I did
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end up taking the Chief's minus one and a half,
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first half spread double unit. That was a loser,
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but I just live bet the Cowboys minus one and
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a half after Rashid Rice scored his first touchdown,
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or was it his second? Might have been his second
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touchdown. I don't know, doesn't matter. Cowboys
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won that game. Not too bad the thing that really
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got me was the couple touchdown I Had a Tracy
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last night. I don't even think he touched the
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ball to be honest Yeah, but this is probably
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we're getting into like my personal favorite
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part of the NFL season where You know all the
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games were talking about matter in some way shape
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or form And I love when it's like, oh, this team
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has to lose, this team has to win, this team
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with blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, for this team
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to just sneak into the playoffs. So we're getting
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to that point of the NFL season. So I'm really
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just excited to talk ball with the boys. Week
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14, let's get it going. Let's get it going. Jesus.
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Maybe. I might need a lot like you threw up in
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your mouth. I don't know, man. It's it's like
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40 degrees outside. It's like really cold anyway.
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Let's get it going. So the first game is a AFC
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North matchup. The Steelers at the Ravens Ravens
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are favored by six over under is forty three
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and a half. This is a division where it kind
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of seems like nobody really wants to win. Somehow
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the Bengals are still in it with winning four
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games Joe burrow coming back big deal and able
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to us we got that one against the Ravens the
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Ravens defense, I mean it's I Don't know if I
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want to treat The Thanksgiving game as a as an
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outlier, but I didn't really play too bad. I
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mean that game went under That was the only game
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that I won on Thanksgiving so I Mean they they
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held him like what like 25 27 points something
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like that Which yeah, it's average pretty okay?
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Steelers they can't they can't do anything they
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lost to the bills last week in a pretty sad showing
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If I if I do you say so myself So it's it's kind
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of tough to to get a kind of a pulse on what's
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actually going on in this division But I will
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I'll go ahead and go first. I mean Steelers Ravens
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this game screams under I feel like we've discussed
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this numerous times on this podcast That whenever
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these two teams play it is a rock fight Didn't
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look up if they played earlier this year But
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when I was doing my research on the other games,
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it feels like a lot of these divisional matchups
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This is like the first time they're playing And
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then they're they're playing again in like two
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weeks, I don't know that's kind of weird but
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also to Sean's point we're now in that part of
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the season where everything matters every every
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little thing matters, so I'm going under 43 and
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a half. Raven's defense is, you know, they're
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there and they're going to do what they need
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to do. The offense, you really don't know what
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you're going to get depending on who actually
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shows up in this game. And then the Steelers,
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I mean, their defense is okay sometimes, I guess.
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And it's very hard for them to put up offense
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right now. Under 43 and a half. I mean I didn't
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even put all this shit together in my head Before
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I made this pick. I saw this pick. I mean, this
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is an auto under But that's all I really got
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Chris what do you have for this game? Yeah, same
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under 43 and a half I mean so Taylor's oldest
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time just Steelers Ravens unders Not really the
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for the reasons that typically is usually because
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it's just two amazing defenses Like you said,
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both of these defenses are kind of just there.
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They kind of like they do what they have to do.
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Um, these offices stink. I mean, Baltimore and
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Lamar just haven't looked right for the last
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three, four weeks or so. And I mean, Aaron Rogers
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doesn't want to be there. He looks just totally
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checked out. Uh, he shouldn't have, he should
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have just retired and he should retire after
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this year. Is this decent a two year deal or
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is it just a one year? I have no idea. All right.
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Well, he should retire after this season, regardless.
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He doesn't want to be there. And I don't blame
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him. This team is terrible. I mean, he's going
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to dogshit teams. Yeah. I mean, let's, yeah,
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this team is not, he's kind of, I want to say
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the reason he's a pretty big reason they're not
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very good, but I mean, the defense is whatever.
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I mean, they're, I don't really have that many
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receivers as just the offense is bad. So, um,
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yeah, it's going to be a rock fight, um, late
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season AOC North game. These games usually are
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very tight. So yeah, under 43 and a half, little
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stat. The under is nine and one in the last 10
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games in this matchup. So it's auto wonder for,
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yeah, 43 and a half. Sean, clean sweep. No, sorry.
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Kind of hate it, but been fainting it for a while,
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but I'm going with the Steelers plus five and
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a half, maybe six and a half. depending on when
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you get it. Week 14, division lead on the line.
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This is just too many points. Ravens, yeah, they
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got smoked on Thanksgiving, but before that,
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you know, they rattled off like five straight
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wins. And honestly, the only one that's kind
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of impressive was against the Bears. And those
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teams were the Dolphins, Vikings, Browns, and
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Jets, you know. Regular murderers row right there
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Windsor wins, I guess but you know, I just think
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the Ravens are just way too overvalued right
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now Their last three games. They've been seven
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and a half point favorites and a 14 and a half
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point favorite They all they lost all three they
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just can't finish these games and This matchup.
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It's a Tomlin spot forever As an underdog against
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the Ravens Mike Tomlin is 13 four and two against
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the spread And he started his career 13 two and
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two against the spread The last two games that
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the Steelers and the Ravens have gone against
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the Ravens have kind of just blown out the Steelers,
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but I Think this one's gonna get ugly. I think
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this kind of gonna be a rock fight Ravens just
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can't really seem to like be putting it together
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for whatever reason but Yeah, plus Steelers after
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ugly games Tomlin is 10 and 4 against the spread
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after skew after scoring fewer than 10 points,
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so So yeah, it gets gross too many trends too
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many points and too much history to not grab
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the Steelers here for me It's Steelers plus five
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and a half. Okay, that is a lot of points for
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a divisional game, I will say. All right, moving
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on. Next game, AFC South matchup. The Colts versus
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the Jags in Jacksonville. The Jags are home dogs
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by a point and a half. Over under is 48 and a
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half. And the Jags are first place in the division
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now. Um, and I, I think I read something that
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Daniel Jones has a broken fibula or something.
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Is it broke? I saw he has a fibula. He has a
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fibula injury. Isn't that like, I mean, I'm no
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bone doctor. Isn't that the big one in the leg?
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That's your leg. Yeah. Isn't that like the most
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painful bone to break in the human body? I think
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it's your tibula. That's yeah, that's the, the
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cow. When the tibula breaks, it sounds like a
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cannon. Oh, I always thought it was a fib. Yeah.
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OK. Still, I I read that. Like I saw it on Twitter,
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like that. I just saw like Daniel Jones injury,
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whatever turning. I was like, oh, he went down
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or something. And I saw a broken fibula. Oh,
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God. It's like, no, he's playing. With what?
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I mean, I don't know how broken it is. I mean,
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it can't be that. I mean, unless it's just that
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bad. I mean, did they did they bench Anthony
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Richardson or did he get injured? It was so long
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ago. I don't even know if he's still alive. I
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haven't heard from him since training. Yeah,
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they are 15. Tony, Tony Richardson, Sean's best
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friend, Tony Richardson. Fuck that guy. But,
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uh, but yeah, that's, uh, it's, it's a weird
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time in the, uh, in, in these divisional matchups
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here. Uh, Chris, I'm going to let you take this
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one first. All right. Um, the wrong team is favored
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in this football game. The Jacksonville Jaguars
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are just better. The Colts are in free fall right
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now. They've lost three last four. I mean, yeah,
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we touched on it. Danny Dimes has some sort of,
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it sounds like a bad leg injury, he can't really
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do anything. So yeah, I think the Jags going
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to win the I think Jacksonville if they win this
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game, I think they will have a stranglehold on
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this division because they still play us again.
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They play the Colts again, I think, week 18 or
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they play us. They play the Colts again, I think.
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But yeah, so I think if they win this game, they
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will. All but have locked up the division. I
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think they know that. So I think they're gonna
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come out swinging. I think they won this football
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game. You can keep your damn point and a half.
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I'm taking Jags Moneyline. Also, we've touched
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on this years prior on the show. The Colts have
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not won in Jacksonville in nine years. So Jags
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Moneyline, all damn day. Not. Too often you say
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the Jacksonville Jaguars are the better team
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in a football game, but they are. So, yeah, Jag's
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money line. Will, what do you think? I like that
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pick. I might add it, but I'm taking the under
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in this game, under 48 and a half. The Colts,
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everything seems to be falling apart for them.
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Their defense is still holding it down, I guess
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you could say. I mean, they lost last week. But
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the Jags, I mean, they essentially had a mini
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bye week playing us and like they had a ton of
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injuries. So it's a good chance for them to get
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a little bit healthier. I know they were banged
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up a little bit, but I think the Jags kind of
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shut her down. And I think they put up enough
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to win. most likely. But my my official pick
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is is under 48 and a half. I don't I don't think
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this game is going to be a good watch. And it's
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a divisional game. So crazy shit happens. A lot
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of fireworks are are died down. But but yeah,
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that's that's pretty much all I got, Sean. Yeah,
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I'm going Jags Moneyline along with Chris. And
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honestly, it makes too much sense. I mean, The
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Titans basically handed Jacksonville the lead
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in the AFC South. And now these two scumbags
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just have to fight it out. And like, I know that
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like if you go against the Titans, it's not exactly
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like a resume builder, but like the Jags, they
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did kind of look sharp. They're getting healthier.
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Momentum's building. Colts are sliding. Hoard
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and so let's just ride the hot hand and You know,
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I've got some you know me. I've got some stats
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to back it up Jack we Chris touched on it. The
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the Jaguars are just a thorn in the cult side
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since 2015 Indy is just 3 and 16 and 1 against
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the spread in Jacksonville That's just absurd
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That's an absurd level of domination Yeah, and
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that's going through nine different Colts quarterbacks.
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And not a single one of them is above 500 against
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the spread versus the Jaguars. So yeah, and also
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if you want to make matters a little worse, Jano
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Jones, if he's going to play, historically struggles
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outdoors versus good defenses. After last week,
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he is now four 11 and one straight up outdoors
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against teams allowing under 20 points per game.
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Um, yeah, just bottom line, like Colts struggling,
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Jags heating up historically. Jack Jacksonville
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just owns the Colts. It's Jack's money line all
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day. Okay. There we go. Also real quick before
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we move on. Uh, it looks like no sauce Gardner
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for this game. So, uh, yes, I did see that also.
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Yeah. That trades agent like milk. Yeah. Oh,
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well, okay. I know. I'm just saying two first
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rounders for a guy who gets hurt two weeks after
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you trade. Fuck them. Well, we said last week,
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we thought he, you thought he was hurt last week.
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I, we did not check on it, but like, I don't
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think he played last week, did he? He was listed
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as doubtful for this game, so I don't know. I
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didn't watch any of the Colts game last week.
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So, I don't know. I read somewhere that he might
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have been hurt. Again, I did not check on it.
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Well, that seems to be true. I did check on it
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this week. He is listed as doubtful. Okay. There
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we go. um next game bangles at the bills the
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bills favored by five and a half over unders
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52 and a half currently um are the bangles back
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that is the question it's it's it's kind of like
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they they got back burrow and they have they
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have that swag back as i say that in the whitest
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tone possible um What do we do? What do you got?
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What do you think Sean? What is are the Bengals
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back? I'm on the bills honestly, OK? I think
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it starts with the obvious that the the the bungles
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defense is just straight up booty cheeks. Somehow
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there they've been playing better, but they're
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still booty cheeks. But somehow they're still
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alive in this playoff hunt, but I think this
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matchup. is gonna expose everything that they
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struggle with. Since he is dead last in passing
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yards allowed and dead last in total yards allowed,
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they put so much pressure on their offense to
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just keep up with just every single week. And
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even that 32 -14 win over the Ravens, their defense
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didn't fix, it didn't do anything. That was just
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incompetence by the Ravens. I just kind of think
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that Buffalo should control this game. The Bills
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allow just 163 passing yards per game. And that's
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gonna force Sensi to obviously be put in this
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situation where they're gonna be forced to throw
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the ball and they're just gonna lose control.
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of the tempo um meanwhile like bangles defense
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it's given up 32 points per game except except
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for last week but like overall they're giving
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up 32 points per game um this is just a recipe
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for disaster for the bangles um i think the bills
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are going to just set the pace and just jump
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jump on the chance and honestly i did find a
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little stat uh zack taylor head coach of the
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Cincinnati Bengals, is terrible with extra prep
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time. Since he took over, the Bengals are just
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9 -15 -1 straight up, and 10 -14 -1 against the
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spread when they have extended rest. So yeah,
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bad defense, bad trends. Bills need the win to
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honestly just for their playoff push, because
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they're probably not going to win this division
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with the Patriots the way that they're playing.
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And I think this matchup lines up perfectly for
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Buffalo. So it's Buffalo all day for me. Will,
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what do you think? I agree with a lot of the
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things you say, but my pick is different. It
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is the over 52 and a half. I asked you this question,
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are the bangles back? I don't think they're 100
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% back. There's three phases to the game So you
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could say that there are 30 % back The other
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two, you know defensive special teams. I don't
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think I don't think they're back. I don't I don't
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think that'll ever happen. So For that reason
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I'm taking the the over. I mean like you said
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it yourself. They're averaging 32 Points allowed
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per game. That's not good That's not winning
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football. And the bills, their defense, I mean,
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it feels like they're perpetually banged up.
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I did not know that 132 passing yard stat, which
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makes me a little worried. 163. Where did I get
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that number? But that worries me. But also, if
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the Bengals offense is back, which, I mean, it
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just seems like it. Think this game is going
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to cruise to the over in a game that I think
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Just adding Joe burrow, I think the Bengals could
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potentially cover this game just some just some
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magic, you know some bullshit But also the Bills,
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I mean they they're fighting for their lives
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right now The record is positive, but like they
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they got to win some some more of these capes
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in order to be convincing going into the playoffs
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Over 52 and a half. Chris, what do you think?
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I agree. Over 52 and a half for pretty much combination
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of everything you guys just said. Yes, since
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these defense is terrible, Buffalo's offense
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at home is electric. They're putting up 33 points
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a game at home this season. Yeah, I think they'll
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be able to score it. I mean, if they don't get
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at least 35, I think it would be a bad day for
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them. And yeah, Joe Burrow is back. He was slaying
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against Baltimore. I mean, Buffalo's defense.
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isn't great. I know like, I mean, pretty much
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because they're always hurt. So I think Barrow
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will be able to do enough to get to this over.
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I mean, yeah, I feel like every game at Highmark
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Stadium, right? Where Buffalo plays. Is that
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what it's called? New Era, whatever that every
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game in Buffalo seems to be pretty awesome. So
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I think you get two electric offenses, especially
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one. dog shit defense, one fine defense. I think
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the source say over 52 and a half. Hell yeah.
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Uh, moving on NFC North matchup here, the bears
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at the Packers, the Packers are favored by six
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and a half over under is 44 and a half. Um, I
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gotta say I am still kind of mulling this one
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over. I do want to hear what you guys think.
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Um, because the way that I'm thinking here, it's
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It feels like the Packers have put it together.
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Their defense has been pretty consistently good
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this year. And the Bears, they're the one seed,
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right? Yes. That's bananas. Yes, it is. And like,
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we're in a weird... Season and point in the season
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because it feels like nobody is like Amazing
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it feels like no team in the NFL is like fucking
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amazing It's like teams are good, but They're
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not they're not great. It's it's such a weird
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kind of Kind of era in the NFL right now in the
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the 2025 2026 season but also this just it just
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feels like a lot of points for a divisional matchup
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and like I Really want to take the Bears But
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I I feel like that's not the right play. I don't
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know Chris Do you have something for this game?
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I do have something for this game, but before
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I get into it, I forgot I had a trend center
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set for the last game we're talking about. So
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I'm just going to read that off real quick. It's
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a good one. This is it's called builds early
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home over since 2016. So since 2016, when the
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bills are playing at home at one o 'clock Eastern,
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the total is more than thirty eight and a half
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and the spread is five and a half or greater.
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The over is thirty two, twelve and one in the
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last nine years. So, yeah. Over. But yeah, back
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to this game. Bears plus six and a half. I jumped
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off of them on Black Friday. I just took the
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under which still hit. Thank God. What was the
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last time you saw the top seed in a conference
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this late in the season be a six and a half point
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dog? Never. This is fucking crazy. Yeah. I think
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I saw something that like a lot of the money
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is already on the Packers. And I get it because
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the Packers looked fucking awesome on Thanksgiving,
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but we've seen this Jekyll and Hyde thing from
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the Packers before. I mean, they balled out on
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either Sunday, Monday night football, whichever
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one against the Steelers. And then the next week
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they go home and lose outright to Carolina. I
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think the Packers are the better team overall.
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I can't, I don't trust them. lay to win a game
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by more than they're by a touchdown or more.
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So yeah, Bears plus six and a half. I do think
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the Bears are overrated. But I mean, at some
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point, you got we got to call a spade a spade.
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They're they're overrated. But they're a good
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football team. They're winning games. Yeah, I
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think they keep it within a touchdown. Okay.
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Yeah. Did that help anything? Or do we need cake
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to Sean? Yeah, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take
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the Bears. All right. Like, it's it's the same
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thing as last week because the Bears I mean I
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was looking at their their schedule and who they've
27:14
already played and they haven't really played
27:16
like a lot of good teams but like they beat the
27:21
Eagles and like I don't know if you could even
27:23
say the Eagles are are good team there there's
27:25
there's somewhat there I mean they're have a
27:27
winning record they're probably gonna make the
27:28
playoffs they're eight and four yeah they went
27:31
on the road they went on the road to the Bears
27:35
They went on the road and dumped the super bowl
27:37
champions like say what you will about the state
27:39
of that team right now That's impressive. Yeah,
27:41
that's impressive. Yes, and then like you you
27:44
go back to early in the season and it's like
27:47
Okay, they played the lions and the lions took
27:51
a shit down their throats but other than that
27:56
like This is pretty good team. I think their
27:59
only other loss. I can't even remember who it
28:01
was, but they kept it close Ravens, it wasn't
28:04
that close. That was probably 14. That was like
28:08
six or seven weeks ago though. Yeah. So it's,
28:12
it's like, it's, it's like, it's just a weird
28:16
point in the season where it just, the Bears,
28:18
it doesn't, it just doesn't feel right that they're
28:20
good, but they are winning games. And I'm taking
28:25
the, I'm taking the Bears with the points. Right.
28:31
Sean, what do you think? Yeah, I mean Just to
28:35
keep it topical just we're officially in the
28:38
upside -down Timeline of the NFL the Chicago
28:41
Bears are the number one seed in the NFC just
28:46
This is this is a different era boys Aaron Rodgers
28:51
has long gone Ben Johnson has these dudes looking
28:54
like a real football team for the first time
28:57
in like what a decade Maybe it was a double doink
29:04
was whatever that since that year. Yeah, then
29:08
like here like I have no stats to back this up,
29:12
but like I Honestly just like you can't rely
29:18
on like long -term trends between like these
29:21
two franchises These old bear Packers numbers.
29:26
They don't matter anymore These are two completely
29:29
different quarterbacks, two completely different
29:32
coaching systems, two completely different identities.
29:37
So no squirrel stats. This is just pure vibes.
29:43
This is 2025 NFL Bizarro world where the Bears
29:46
of the NFC one seed is Bears plus six and a half.
29:51
I mean, like this just too many points for a
29:54
divisional game. with the lead in with the division
30:00
on the line like I mean like this just I think
30:09
that the Bears defense is legit and like their
30:15
offense has some structure finally which is crazy
30:23
And I think they've earned the right to not be
30:26
slept on this season in these spots And this
30:31
is just too many points. So I mean this is value.
30:34
It's a gift and Honestly, it's mostly vibes to
30:40
be honest. So it's it's plus six. It's bears
30:42
plus six and a half Yes, it does feel like a
30:47
vibes play I will say though if the Bears win
30:52
this game They're they're fucking for real. I
30:58
Think I might Yeah, yeah, like it's I might throw
31:03
I might throw like a half unit on bears money
31:05
line just for fun Because what else is going
31:09
on? Well, am I gonna do on a Sunday? What else
31:12
am I gonna do laundry? No, I do that on Saturdays
31:19
But yeah that if the Bears win this game that's
31:23
It's it's gonna that's gonna be a team. You do
31:26
not want to play Lots of vibes anyway moving
31:32
on the next game Sunday night football the Texans
31:38
at the cheese the Texans won last week against
31:41
the Colts the Texans are Would you say in the
31:45
hunt? Yes Yeah There this division it's kind
31:52
of feels like it's up for grabs but at the same
31:55
time it it's it it doesn't i don't know it's
31:59
it's weird um well the titans were eliminated
32:02
last week last week so it's not up for grabs
32:06
you know well i meant for like the teams that
32:08
like win games we were only eliminated last week
32:11
yeah we haven't been eliminated since like week
32:14
eight no we were we were officially eliminated
32:19
against the loss against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
32:21
Wow. Honestly. Yep. That ain't nothing to week
32:26
14 still on the hunt. Yeah. Well, it's such a
32:30
weird year because nobody's good. We also had,
32:32
I think the Jags were like our third divisional
32:35
game of the season and we 14. So that probably
32:39
had something to do with it. Right. Um, I do
32:42
want to say, uh, the window is open for the chiefs
32:47
to make the playoffs. Don't know if you guys
32:50
have thought about this. Well, I did I looked
32:52
into this I Mean they got to start winning Like
32:58
now and they can't look back like it's open but
33:01
they they have to win out pretty much. I believe
33:04
well, here's the thing the The Colts are going
33:08
on a slide and if they don't end up Like winning
33:12
the division and they're tied with the Chiefs
33:15
the Chiefs won against them. They have the tiebreaker
33:17
they can make the playoffs and uh fucking the
33:22
chargers uh justin herbert he has to get surgery
33:25
on his left hand so like they're gonna go out
33:29
they have a winning record i wouldn't say they
33:33
have to they're gonna go out like there's a chance
33:36
i mean just immediately write them off there
33:39
aren't they're they're ahead of the chiefs in
33:41
the division so yes uh but and the chiefs still
33:46
play them uh left over in the uh in the year
33:49
and so it's it's kind of like if the chiefs can
33:53
essentially like go four and one in these next
33:55
games like dude they're they're it they're they're
34:00
in it's and it's it's kind of like if they just
34:04
win then it's then they're in like it's it's
34:09
i hate it it's wild um but uh Forgot to say the
34:14
the spread and the the total the chiefs are favored
34:18
by three and a half points and the total is 41
34:23
and a half. I wrote that really small 42 and
34:29
a half All right, that's what I got 43 shit is
34:35
it I did my research like an hour ago. Okay,
34:39
so I'm just saying, but that's, that's what I
34:43
saw on whatever book I was using. But, um, but
34:45
with that being said, let's get into this game.
34:48
Uh, Sean, what, what do you, what do you have
34:50
for this game? All right. Excellence Chiefs under
34:54
43 and a half. Um, I think this, this game just
34:57
has the ingredients for a tight, low scoring
35:01
rock fight. I mean, first off, this is unfamiliar
35:06
territory for For the Chiefs, I mean they're
35:10
sitting six and six right now They're legitimately
35:13
fighting for their lives for a playoff spot That
35:17
alone just changes how they're gonna approach
35:20
the game They can't afford to make mistakes.
35:23
They can't afford shootouts and They're gonna
35:27
be playing at this like playoff level tension.
35:30
So things are gonna be tight Texans Quietly the
35:36
best defense in the NFL and I think it took everybody
35:40
like more than half the season to realize it
35:43
including us so um In its last three Houston
35:47
has led their opponents to just 19 points or
35:50
fewer Including the Colts in week 13 This defense
35:55
is fast physical and incredibly well coached
36:00
Also, if you know this Andy Reid offensively
36:05
Remember last January when Houston lost 23 to
36:11
14 in the divisional round and They just they
36:15
just held the coat the Chiefs to just two hundred
36:19
and twelve yards That's crazy. That's wild They
36:24
matched them physically then I think this is
36:26
an even better matchup right now. So also It's
36:33
going to feel like 12 degrees in Kansas in Arrowhead
36:41
on Sunday night. That alone should just be like,
36:46
hey, let's just run the ball. Let's not throw
36:49
this cinder block ball through the air. I think
36:55
this, the weather just takes out the team to
36:58
make like, you know, it doesn't force it. Well,
37:04
depending on the game, but I think this takes
37:08
them out of like making them make long drives.
37:15
And it's going to be like third down battles,
37:18
conservative calls, it's cold, it's physical,
37:22
neither offense is really built to run away in
37:25
these conditions. So I'm grabbing the under right
37:29
now. I got it at 43 and a half. It's already
37:34
gone down to 42. Since the time of recording,
37:38
so this is going to probably slide closer to
37:41
4140, so I would take this under while you can.
37:47
It's this tight game elite defense freezing temperatures.
37:51
It's under 43 and a half for me. Chris, what
37:54
do you got 100 % agree? I got under 42 and a
37:58
half. I like it anything above 42 so. I still
38:03
love 42 and a half. Yeah, like you said, Texans
38:06
have arguably the best defense in all of football.
38:10
Chiefs suck on the road. At home, the defense's
38:13
lights out. They're only allowing 16 points a
38:16
game in Arrowhead this season. Yeah, it's crazy.
38:20
Greta haven't really played the stiffest competition
38:22
at home, but CJ Stroud and the Texans offense,
38:25
they're not exactly world beaters. So I think
38:29
they can hold Stroud and company to very small
38:33
point total. So yeah, going with the under, this
38:37
is essentially a playoff game for the chief.
38:39
Every game here on out is a playoff game for
38:40
the chiefs essentially. So I think they're going
38:42
to treat it like such. They're going to run the
38:43
fucking football. They're going to own time of
38:46
possession and that's going to lead to low score
38:48
games. So yeah, also have two stats, two stats
38:52
from our friends at Trenton Center. We got two
38:56
stats. Yeah, both sitting around Patrick Mahomes.
39:02
So one Patrick Mahomes on eight days rest or
39:06
more. And the total is less or yes, less than
39:10
51. The under is 14, four and one, eight and
39:13
two in the last 10. And the other one, Mahomes
39:16
prime time unders when Patrick Mahomes plays
39:19
a home game in prime time, the under is 16 and
39:21
seven, also eight and two in the last 10. So
39:25
two trends from trend center. Under 42 and a
39:29
half all damn day, Utah. Give me two under 42
39:33
The point break reference for the kids at home
39:39
I got that reference. I got it. I never talk
39:43
give me two Okay, well we got a Queen's a clean
39:54
sweep Jesus well, what are we doing? During um,
39:59
they got a clean sweep. I'm also on the under
40:02
when I was doing research it was 41 and a half
40:05
The book out. I mean, I might have to go to a
40:08
different book. But either way, I'm taking the
40:11
under I think this game is Not going to be fun
40:15
to watch It's gonna be two defenses that are
40:19
very good Texans arguably one of the best defenses
40:22
in the league the Chiefs. I mean their defenses
40:26
pretty much shown up in the majority of their
40:28
games. So let's go under. Let's let's go to bed
40:35
early. Let's go to bed early that night. All
40:39
right. Now moving on to everyone's favorite segment
40:43
of the week. The double unit surefire guaranteed
40:48
not to lose picks of the week. I will go first
40:52
because I think that someone is going to take
40:57
mine. It's the Steelers Ravens under. Under 43
41:00
and a half. I feel like this is just a historical
41:04
matchup. I have a stat to back it up. I don't
41:07
have a stat for the matchup. I mean, those have
41:10
been beat to hell. So I have a different one.
41:13
I have a different stat for this under. Late
41:16
season unders with teams falling off. The under
41:21
is 97, 49 and three. In these games, um, seven
41:29
and three in the last 10 let's go under 43 and
41:33
a half. This game is going to suck. Um, and I'm
41:35
ready for it. I'm ready to make money off of
41:37
it. Uh, Chris, what is your sure fire double
41:42
unit guaranteed not to lose play of the week?
41:45
All right. Uh, we're going to go back to back
41:48
this week and we're doing it with an old friend,
41:51
the Seattle Seahawks minus seven. against the
41:54
shit bag Atlanta Falcons. Seahawks essentially
41:58
had a bye week last week. They were playing third
42:00
string quarterback in Minnesota. I mean, they
42:05
just kind of I mean, they made his life hell,
42:07
but it didn't look like they had to try very
42:08
hard to do it. So I don't think they're going
42:11
to exactly be banged up coming into this one.
42:14
So and I mean, Kirk Cousins. Solid backup quarterback
42:20
in this league at this point, but he's not. Very
42:23
good. So I think Seahawks kind of get after his
42:26
ass. Uh, yeah, I just think they're a lot better.
42:29
Obviously we all know Mike McDonald is amazing
42:32
on the road struggle has not covered the last.
42:35
No, we covered against the Rams, but they lost,
42:37
but he covered, they didn't cover against the
42:39
Titans. So, um, still great against the spread
42:41
on the road. Uh, another Utah, give me two stats
42:46
from the trend center. Um, dating back to last
42:49
year, Sam Donald after a straight up win. with
42:52
a total of less than 50 is 16, three and one
42:55
against the spread. And where's the Atlanta Falcons
42:59
in the last 26 years on 1pm Eastern kickoffs.
43:06
Oh, hold on. There's more. I lost my place. Um,
43:10
yes. When the spread is less than nine, they
43:12
are 36 and 72 against the spread. So that being
43:17
said, the CLC Hawks are going to kick the shit
43:19
out of the Atlanta Falcons, battle the birds.
43:21
Um, go Seahawks minus seven sure fire guarantee
43:24
not to lose. Sean, I feel like I took yours and,
43:28
uh, I apologize for that, but I was just agreeing
43:33
because I'm pretty sure that I gave that Eastern
43:36
time zone like stat out earlier as one of my
43:41
other sure fire picks, um, earlier this season,
43:45
the Falcons one. Yeah. Did I apologize I think
43:50
it still works. Yeah, it's all good. So But mine
43:58
I'm going with an old Willie P all reliable on
44:01
this one Saints bucks over 42 and a half Saints
44:09
put up numbies bucks defense bad Baker needs
44:15
to get right spot. And I do have a trend from
44:18
our friends at the Trends Center. NFC South divisional
44:22
overs. It's crazy because this division is ass,
44:28
but these divisional games just keep going over.
44:33
12 and six in the last 18. Yeah, five and five
44:40
in its last 10 on a One game losing streak, but
44:44
that just means it's due off of a five five win
44:47
streak. So Give me the bucks saints over forty
44:52
two and a half, please and thank you Okay, there
44:57
are your double unit guaranteed not to lose plays
45:00
of the week the surefire parlay It's definitely
45:04
gonna hit this week. I can feel it My stat was
45:08
also brought to you by the trend center. Shout
45:10
out All right. All right. Next, we got some extra
45:15
plays on the board. I don't have too many, but
45:19
the only extra play that I have is the Rams minus
45:22
seven and a half against the Cardinals. And I
45:25
do have a trend center. I was going to say back
45:29
to the well. You got something to say, Sean?
45:35
Talking wet over there? I didn't say anything.
45:39
I said something. Use he was shaking his head
45:42
though. I Was thinking about how the I was thinking
45:48
away a little bit. Yeah, you're right. I was
45:50
thinking what I didn't say anything though. I
45:53
Do have a stat from the trend center to back
45:55
this shit up This trend has a hundred percent
46:00
score So it's one of the best for the week. This
46:03
one's titled NFL didn't cover versus did cover
46:07
in divisional matchups It's on the Rams, minus
46:10
seven and a half, minus eight, depending on where
46:13
you get it. 94, 40 and one against the spread.
46:18
Three game win streak. Seven and three in the
46:22
last 10. I think the Rams, if they don't turn
46:26
over the ball, are probably the best team in
46:28
the league. If I'm going to be quite honest,
46:30
I didn't check out the... Stop laughing at me.
46:34
Well, I'll just say you make it funny. It's like
46:38
if the Rams don't turn over the ball, it's like,
46:40
yeah, you're right. Yeah. Going into last week's
46:44
matchup, Matthew Stafford threw 27 touchdowns
46:49
without throwing an interception in the last
46:52
however many fucking games that was. And then
46:56
he started turning over the ball and they lost.
46:59
Coincidence? I think not. How many did he throw
47:02
last week? I think he threw one and then fumbled
47:05
one. Okay. If I'm not mistaken, um, I couldn't,
47:11
I obviously couldn't watch that game, but it
47:14
wasn't local to us. So, but, uh, if friends will
47:17
turn over the ball, I love this bounce back spot.
47:21
Uh, the shit against the shit bag Cardinals.
47:23
I don't care if it's Kobe Berset. I don't care
47:25
if it's Kyler Murray, it's not going to go well
47:27
for them. Uh, and the Rams still have a great
47:29
defense. Rams minus seven and a half. That's
47:31
all I got. Uh, Sean, what do you got? Well chuckling
47:38
on me. Yeah, you're gonna be chuckling on me
47:41
too captain chuckles over there. I Only got one
47:46
more play so far It's the Titans plus four yeah
47:53
against the Browns Yeah, let's get sick with
47:57
it We're getting we're getting sick of mode with
48:00
it So I texted the boys about the games we wanted
48:07
to talk about. And I almost included the Titans
48:11
Browns matchup in, you know, our main slate.
48:16
And I was like, this would be really cool, but
48:19
all these other games like matter. You know what
48:22
I mean? And it's like, we can't just talk about
48:25
the shitbag Titans and the bitch ass Browns.
48:30
This game is. the opposite of matters. This game
48:35
does not matter, but it kind of does matter at
48:41
the same time because you have Cam Ward who went
48:47
1 -1 and then Shador Sanders who fell from the
48:55
first round to the fifth round to the Cleveland
48:59
Browns. But it was fifth round, correct? Yeah,
49:03
I was I was about to be mean I was well he fell
49:05
from the first round and the second and the third
49:07
and the fourth Okay. Well, yeah, we could yes.
49:11
He was he was a fifth round. Yes. Yes He was
49:13
a fifth round pick we could elevator it if you
49:15
want, but I mean I Don't know this has to be
49:22
The Titans cannot lose this game Should or cannot
49:30
be better than cam in this game. It just can't
49:35
happen Or else we're gonna be like the laughing
49:41
we already are but like I Don't even know how
49:47
to describe this like you want to feel right
49:50
with I with the franchise's decision I would
49:53
yes, I do want to feel correct Correct. I would
49:57
say More like if we lose this game, we will be
50:00
the laughing stock more. So right now we're too
50:02
irrelevant to be a laughing stock. People just
50:05
forget that things exist. They're like, oh yeah,
50:08
the Titans played football today that they probably
50:11
lost. You know that I look well now that I'm
50:14
on the trend center app because I do have a stat
50:17
to back this up, but it says that Dylan Gabriel
50:20
is going to start. No correct. He was can't be.
50:25
They can't do that. They can't do that. No, I
50:29
think they're going with I think because last
50:31
Gabriel was cleared last week and they went with
50:33
Shador and sure didn't play bad Like I know I
50:35
kind of ragged on the beginning. He didn't play
50:37
awful So I would be very surprised if they go
50:40
back to them. I Don't know but this comes from
50:43
our friends at the trend center with teams win
50:45
less than two weeks or two wins after week 9
50:50
46 8 46 and 18 against the spread, eight and
50:54
two in its last 10. Titans plus four. I kind
51:00
of hope it's Shador and not Dylan Gabriel. I
51:04
think, I think it is everything I'm looking at.
51:06
It's going to be Shador. It's going to be Shador
51:09
because this is like the, you know, uh, Mariotta
51:14
Winston, like week one matchup to me right now.
51:20
in the state that we're in, because it's like,
51:23
God, I want, I want the Titans to be right. So
51:27
bad. Like I want them to have gotten their guy
51:30
and I want that guy to ball out so hard. And
51:35
you know, cam really wants to win this game.
51:37
Yes. He wants to win every game. I think this
51:41
one is, I know it was all like the off season,
51:45
like workouts and stuff that they were doing
51:47
when she was like, Yeah, he's like, what do you
51:51
do for fun? He's like football football. Okay,
51:55
but like other than that football I Want to be
51:59
known as a football player the greatest yeah,
52:04
and I hope that the Tennessee Titans can at least
52:10
grasp at that dream that cam has So at least
52:16
for now It's the Titans plus four and That's
52:21
the only other extra play that I have I might
52:23
throw a little bit on that because I mean I'm
52:26
gonna have to watch it and I Do really want to
52:31
win this game. Yo Miller's this weekend Miller's
52:37
on Sunday No $3 draft brews, let's do it. I like
52:45
$3 I do like $3 brews. Maybe we should discuss
52:50
this after the show. Sure, sure, sure. Maybe
52:56
we should discuss our personal plans. Where will
52:59
where our locations will be? We have a big following
53:04
Sean. Yes, yeah, live meetup. If a free for the
53:10
money fan shows up at Miller's Ale house. In
53:13
Murfreesboro. Will pay for your tab. Oh Sean
53:20
will pay for my If you are not on the if you
53:25
are not on the show Dixon's gonna roll up like
53:28
alright Sean Family family does not family does
53:34
not count family does not count heard you about
53:37
gonna be it's gonna be a random stranger Someone
53:41
I've never met. All right All right. Well, who
53:46
have you done? It's me. It's Chris. Sorry. Go
53:50
ahead. All right. Well, since we're on the topic,
53:52
Titans plus four and a half. My notes are a lot
53:56
bleaker than what Sean wrote. It just says someone's
53:59
got to win this fucking game. And whoever does,
54:01
I don't think it's gonna be more than a field
54:03
goal. So four and a half. I mean, that's that's
54:09
fair. That's a good point, too. Yeah, I just
54:11
don't I legitimately don't see. Team being able
54:14
to pull away in this game like regardless if
54:16
the Titans were four and a half point favorites
54:18
I obviously wouldn't bet it, but I would recommend
54:20
Browns was for now I think awesome Miles Garrett's
54:24
probably gonna have like ten sacks Don't say
54:29
that I Don't think you were thinking it. I mean
54:33
Jeffrey Simmons could have it, but I mean the
54:35
Browns Offensive line is better now because it's
54:38
hard to get worse than the Titans, but They're
54:40
not particularly great Anyway, also to echo sentiment
54:47
of our friend in our gambling group chat, if
54:50
you know, or goes out there and shreds the Titans
54:52
full of the fucking franchise, I don't want to
54:56
I don't want to be associated with this team
54:58
anymore. If he goes out there, puts up 350 and
55:00
three touchdowns. So, yeah, Titans plus four
55:03
and a half Rams Cardinals over 48 and a half.
55:07
I think the Rams are pissed off. I think they
55:09
take out some anger on the Cardinals. Also, Cardinals
55:14
offense, not terrible. They like, they can keep
55:18
some games close. Uh, Jacobi Berset, since he
55:20
has become the full -time starter in Arizona,
55:22
the overs five and two. Um, so yeah, over 48
55:26
and a half male. I think Rams are going to score
55:28
a bunch of those, but I think Cardinals would
55:29
pull their weight. And then the only other one
55:32
I got Thursday night football over 54 and a half.
55:36
All I have written down. It's Cowboys lions,
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by the way, I'll have written down is let's have
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some fun. Yeah, over 54 and a half. Two electric
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offenses inside at Ford Field where points just
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rain from the sky. So yeah, over 54 and a half
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this game is going to rock. I mean, if both teams
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score in the 30s, would you really be that shocked?
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No. Yeah. Over 54 and a half. Let's have some
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fun. I might add more come Sunday. Check the
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Twitter. But that's all I got for now. OK. All
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right, I Do have an update for some of my futures
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I had a couple futures cash I had Over nine and
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a half orange. Yeah, I had over nine and a half
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wins for the Denver Broncos that one and then
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I had I Can't for some reason it's not coming
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up now, but I had the under South Carolina regular
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season wins. And that cashed. So hey, we're looking
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okay. And then I have two other futures. Oh,
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yeah. One of them was JJ McCarthy under like
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4 ,000 yards. I mean, that's gonna, they should
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already cash it, if I'm gonna be honest. I think
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that's gonna hit. Yeah, because I have the same
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thing. I was about to say that I think that's
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gonna hit by a couple thousand yards. Yes. And
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so that's I mean, that's probably gonna hit.
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I believe I have Devante Smith over 850 receiving
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yards. And I checked it after the the game on
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Friday, and he only needs 50 more yards. So barring
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a horrific injury, I am considering that probably
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cashed. Um, so yeah, not too shabby. It turns
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out all that, uh, that research we did, some
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of it paid off. I've got a couple, I was gonna
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say, I've got a couple that are looking, well,
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one's looking, it's the J .J. McCarthy under
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36, a hundred and a half passing yards. Yeah.
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Just go ahead and give me my money. I don't know
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what they're doing. Uh, I've seen it's under
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four and a half wins at plus money. Um, and I
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think they have won two football games. That
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sounds right. So that should be hopefully close
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to mathematically go ahead. I don't know if they'll
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pay it out when it's, yeah, they lost last week.
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So yeah, they have one, two, three, four. Yeah.
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Five more. So as long as I don't win, uh, three
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more, we're good. And then Obviously, Calvin
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Ridley over whatever the hell that's been dead
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as a doornail for a few weeks now. Mainly since
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like the third week of the season. But also,
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I can't remember if we talked on the show at
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AJ Brown over seven and a half touchdowns plus
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110 looked dead for a while, but he's looking
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pretty good lately. He's got six. So we just
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need two more. He could get that this week. He
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had two last week. I. Also had over Six and a
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half touchdowns or seven and a half touchdowns
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for DK Metcalf, and he only needs two more Yes,
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I have six and a half for DK as well, and he's
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got five right now, right? So he only needs two
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more two And that give me to should be give me
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to meet you talk to I Guess I need to watch a
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point break, but Chad I gave you see So first
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time he's been shout out since like 20 years
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I Think that's all my futures I did I did plays
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a little bit of money on the on the bills to
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win the Super Bowl and It could happen I could
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I mean, I mean just make that they'll they'll
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make it so just get hot And if the AFC isn't
1:00:01
exactly loaded, especially if the chief, as long
1:00:03
as the chiefs don't make it, they can be good.
1:00:07
That's, that's their boogie man. Yeah. And like,
1:00:10
as I stated before, two other times on this pod,
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nobody's really like good. Nobody's like great,
1:00:17
you know, the FC now. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like
1:00:22
the Patriots are awesome, but they haven't like,
1:00:26
They're beating the shit out of bad teams. They're
1:00:28
doing what they're supposed to do, but they're
1:00:29
still only playing bad teams. It feels like so
1:00:32
yeah, so It's alive In our in our fun with futures
1:00:40
episode I did that Mike Evans over a thousand
1:00:44
Which sucks did any of y 'all bet that probably
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not? Okay, I don't I have to go back through
1:00:52
my slips to see what's still open. Yeah, but
1:00:55
I do Good, but I do have Calvin Ridley over 925
1:01:02
and a half as well that sucks, but I do have
1:01:06
DK Metcalf over six and a half touchdowns and
1:01:10
Devante Smith over eight eight hundred and fifty
1:01:14
and a half yards receiving He only needs 49 yards.
1:01:21
Yes, I mentioned that. Yeah. Yes. Oh, you did.
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I think I took that Devontae Smith one too. I
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need to go back and look, but I'm pretty sure
1:01:28
I took that one. Those are my only ones in the
1:01:31
bills. I had bills over 12 and a half wins this
1:01:36
season. Um, that's lost already because they've,
1:01:42
they've already, they've already lost five. Oh,
1:01:46
12 and a half. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They've already
1:01:49
lost five. So it's like oh, did has it cash yet?
1:01:53
There is it? No, it's settled. Yeah, it's okay
1:01:56
I didn't know if like because some of these depending
1:01:58
on the book even though it's like Mathematically
1:02:00
is impossible for it to win. It'll still wait
1:02:03
until like the end of the season to cash it.
1:02:04
Yeah now She managed normal doesn't do that.
1:02:07
So yeah shut up. I Would have I have one more
1:02:12
that's probably not gonna hit and it's the Niners
1:02:14
to win their division Probably not gonna happen,
1:02:18
but that's yeah, probably I Mean I have no I
1:02:24
know they beat the Rams on whatever in primetime
1:02:29
a few weeks ago, but I have no idea what The
1:02:32
rest of their division like divisional record
1:02:35
is yeah It's probably not gonna happen probably
1:02:39
not not in a division with the the Seahawks and
1:02:43
the in the Rams so oh well, that's alright Okay.
1:02:51
That's kind of all I got. I was looking up NFC
1:02:58
West. The over cashed kind of in a sweat on Monday
1:03:04
Night Football. I can't remember what you guys
1:03:07
took. I took the bats, which is easy. Easiest
1:03:13
bet of all. I got it plus 102. Pat's minus seven
1:03:16
and a half plus 100. Easiest bet of all time.
1:03:20
I got cute with that Giants first quarter and
1:03:22
that didn't have a fucking prayer. Yeah, I did.
1:03:26
That kind of offset my winnings, to be honest.
1:03:30
After that field goal, I was like, hey, you just
1:03:32
go down and score. We're probably going to win
1:03:34
this quarter. And they did the opposite. They
1:03:36
pointed and they returned for a touchdown. So
1:03:39
yeah, that was bad. But I did also have a booty
1:03:42
touchdown and that hit. Pretty much made me even
1:03:46
on the night. Oh, yes I didn't see that last
1:03:52
field go -go in but I'm very thankful that it
1:03:54
did Well shout out thank you check the X for
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1:04:06
yes. Yes when people are hearing us. Oh, yeah.
1:04:12
Yeah. Yeah I'm probably going to take the over.
1:04:18
I'm just going to look. Yeah, let's just fuck
1:04:20
it. Yeah, let's just fuck it. Fuck it. Take the
1:04:23
over. Who cares? Yes. I'll probably take over.
1:04:28
Is I'm going to play? I don't know, dude. That
1:04:33
was the worst. I have almond run fantasy, by
1:04:35
the way, and a buddy, Ryan, who I was playing
1:04:40
last week, texted me while I was sitting down
1:04:42
at Thanksgiving. lunch feast, whatever you want
1:04:46
to call it. And he was like, Oh, that's rough,
1:04:48
rough week to have almond raw. And I was like,
1:04:50
fuck what happened. So I ate my food, went back
1:04:53
for seconds. I texted him. I was like, do you
1:04:55
get hurt? Like what was going on? He was like,
1:04:57
yeah, he busted his ankle. Didn't look good.
1:04:59
First quarter. Damn it. Yeah. And then I first
1:05:02
quarter. So yeah, that was rough. Goose egg on
1:05:05
the scoreboard, obviously, but whatever. Yep.
1:05:09
Um, I'm gonna have to eat hot dogs probably.
1:05:12
To be honest, I don't know you. Yeah, dude, there's
1:05:16
two people who are tied for last right now, so
1:05:19
I think you're OK. I have to like lose out essentially.
1:05:24
It's very we only have one more game. In the
1:05:28
room, shit, yeah, I was thinking we had two or
1:05:30
three. Yeah, you're right. Oh, then you're definitely
1:05:32
fine. Is it even mathematically possible for
1:05:35
you? OK, well. Commish, yeah, we need to. Establish
1:05:41
like what the ruling is it's like is it regular
1:05:46
season or is it? Consolidation okay bracket for
1:05:50
I know I said this like last year or two weeks
1:05:52
ago. I know for real Worried over here, dude,
1:05:58
like I'm like, I think it needs to be right god.
1:06:00
I think it needs to be regular season Really?
1:06:04
You don't just get to suck. That's good for you.
1:06:06
What are you talking about? Like I know but like
1:06:09
that's not But like, I don't think you get to
1:06:12
suck all year and then turn it on for a few weeks
1:06:14
while nobody else gives a shit. Like I get like
1:06:19
it's fun, but they'll give a shit. Again, I will
1:06:22
ask. I will ask the which I know two of them
1:06:25
will probably be in favor of that. Okay. Ask.
1:06:28
Ask on Sunday. Yes. When we're like at Miller's
1:06:32
Ale house in Murfreesboro, obviously. Drop the
1:06:36
address. But yeah, yeah, yeah, we we do need
1:06:42
to like figure that out because The only rate
1:06:49
like how much time we got left five minutes,
1:06:52
okay The only reason like I kind of want to lose
1:06:59
just so I know that somebody Will do it because
1:07:03
I will do it. I will eat the hot. Oh, it's hot
1:07:07
if I will say if you don't do it, you're it's
1:07:11
a one year sussy. Yeah. Okay. Potential lifetime
1:07:15
ban depending on their attitude. I think it depending
1:07:19
on their reply. Yeah. Yeah. If you're a dick
1:07:23
about it, I'll be like, okay, then you're done.
1:07:25
But if you're like, if you just own it, then
1:07:27
whatever one year sussy. Okay. So, but I think
1:07:34
incorporating like the consolidation loser bracket
1:07:38
into it does make it more fun because you still
1:07:43
have like something to play for like you know
1:07:45
you could still like pick up people off waivers
1:07:48
you could still like well you obviously can't
1:07:50
make trades but like you know you could still
1:07:55
put the best team out there and if your team
1:07:57
it's just like the fucking worst than like yeah
1:08:01
which i feel like my team is the absolute worst
1:08:06
right now So I'll, for real on Sunday, whether
1:08:10
it be in person or in the group chat, I will
1:08:13
float it out there and see what the losers think.
1:08:16
And then we'll go from there because by Sunday,
1:08:22
we will know who, who will be in the losers bracket.
1:08:27
Yeah. So honestly, I might just go ahead and
1:08:31
make a ruling and say, It's gonna be you have
1:08:34
to finish out the season because you don't actually
1:08:37
mean I'm late I'm leaning towards that now because
1:08:39
you don't get to you have to fight for it You
1:08:41
know, yeah, you know, I don't I don't feel like
1:08:43
you get off that easy. Yeah You have to fight
1:08:46
you have to fight. I'm just gonna go ahead 71
1:08:49
fucking hot. I'm just gonna go ahead and make
1:08:50
that rolling It's gonna be you have to whoever
1:08:53
loses the consolation bracket is Has to eat the
1:08:57
hot dogs. I'm gonna go and make that rolling.
1:08:59
All right All right gonna be me I'm gonna lose.
1:09:04
You did this. I was about to let it be regular
1:09:06
season. But like, it's fine. It's like, it's
1:09:09
it's what it is. It's the punishment. It's whatever.
1:09:13
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