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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jim McMahon REACTS to Zach Wilson's mom's friend SCANDAL · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, comtoyr Life from Philly. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Polly and Tony Foulsco Show as always Polly Fulsco Hair
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  Speaker 1: with Tony Folsco and Tony Yo. This is a full
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  Speaker 1: Sco show special report Spiritual Loop Pool Zack Wilson quarterback
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  Speaker 1: in crisis and joining us in just a few minutes
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  Speaker 1: a man who can help us shed light on this situation,
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  Speaker 1: A man who likes Zack Wilson went to be Yu
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  Speaker 1: and also grew up in Utah and then went on
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  Speaker 1: to become an illustrious NFL quarterback, Bears legend, former Eagle,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Jim McMahon. But first, before we get the Mr McMahon,
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  Speaker 1: You know, when stories break in the world of sports,
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  Speaker 1: it is odd duty as broadcasters to comment on them,
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  Speaker 1: right and uh, this story, it has come to our attention,
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  Speaker 1: needs to be commented on, despite the fact that it's
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  Speaker 1: of purient interest, Isn't that right? Tony? Absolutely? You know
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  Speaker 1: by now we are sure you have heard about the
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  Speaker 1: stunning developments out of New York technically New Jersey, but
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  Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. Jets quarterback Zach Wilson allegedly
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  Speaker 1: involved in an illicit relationship with his mother's best friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And in situations such as these, it is our responsibility
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  Speaker 1: to answer urgent questions like what does this mean for
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  Speaker 1: the jets over underwin totals? Are their photos of this
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  Speaker 1: woman out there? And if so on a scale of
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  Speaker 1: one to ten, ten being the hottest? How attractive is
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  Speaker 1: this allegedly mom? And there will be certain questions we
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  Speaker 1: will absolutely not be asking, like, you know, what type
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  Speaker 1: of sexual relations did they have? Were they fully knude
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  Speaker 1: half clothed? Is there a sex tape floating around that
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  Speaker 1: could possibly be for purchase? Those are questions we will
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  Speaker 1: absolutely not be addressing. Isn't that right, don'ty? We would
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  Speaker 1: never This has always been a clean show for the
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  Speaker 1: whole family to enjoy, absolutely, and as journalists at heart,
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  Speaker 1: when this story broke, we immediately put on our journalists
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  Speaker 1: hats and did our research into what exactly happened here
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  Speaker 1: and now, due to our thorough research, we can draw
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  Speaker 1: a straight line between this story and the fact that
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  Speaker 1: Zack Wilson attended B y O in Utah. Isn't that right, don'ty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: We all know. The best trade of the back can
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  Speaker 1: have is confidence and take it from me as someone
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  Speaker 1: who slept with several of my mom's best friends. It
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  Speaker 1: did want this for my confidence. You know, you bring
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  Speaker 1: up great points here. You look at Jets history. Joe
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  Speaker 1: Namath was a mediocre quarterback. It never made any sense
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  Speaker 1: that he won a super Bowl. But then you look
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  Speaker 1: at his success off the field and you have to
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  Speaker 1: wonder if that helped him out confidence on the field. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: based on his numbers, I think it's safe to assume
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  Speaker 1: that Joe Namath was sleeping with all his mother's friends. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm Robert Sala, I would encourage all the players
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  Speaker 1: on the Jets to follow Zack Wilson's lead. And believe me,
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  Speaker 1: that would lead to a nine win improvement. Right there,
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  Speaker 1: that does sound like the most beneficial course of action
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  Speaker 1: for all parties involved. Now, we did reach out to
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  Speaker 1: Zack Wilson and his representatives to see if you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to come on the show and speak for himself, and well,
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  Speaker 1: we got no response because, uh, he's probably busy, you know,
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  Speaker 1: doing you know what, yeah, sex. But that didn't stop us.
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  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, our guest is on the line, see
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  Speaker 1: him there, So let's bring him on the FUSCO Satellite
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  Speaker 1: Network Satellite to continue our special report. Zack Wilson, Quarterback
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  Speaker 1: in crisis. We now bring in a man who can
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  Speaker 1: help us shine a light on this massive story. He
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  Speaker 1: went to high school in Utah, also played at b
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  Speaker 1: y U, and of course, from there went on to
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  Speaker 1: an illustrious NFL career as a quarterback. Played for the Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: and while he didn't bring a title to Philly, which
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  Speaker 1: will forever remain a disappointment, he will always be known
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  Speaker 1: for leading the Chicago Bears to a Super Bowl victory
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  Speaker 1: in the season. Let's welcome him now, Bears legend, NFL legend.
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  Speaker 1: Mr Jim McMahon. Wow. Mr McMahon, Good afternoon. How's it
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  Speaker 1: going there in Philly. It's going great. You know, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much for joining us on such short notice
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  Speaker 1: for this special report. Now, as we stated in our intro,
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  Speaker 1: you grew up in Utah. You're familiar then with how
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  Speaker 1: things work there. We admittedly are not, because we've never
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  Speaker 1: been to Utah and have no reason to go there
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  Speaker 1: and never will, so educate us here in Utah? Is
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  Speaker 1: it considered normal to sleep with your mother's hot friend? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is that considered polite over there? Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't grow up in Utah. I grew up in California,
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  Speaker 1: but I played my last years of high school ball
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  Speaker 1: in Utah and five years of college. We blame Wikipedia. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at that time, I guess they were trying to get
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  Speaker 1: away from all the polygamy and stuff like that. But
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  Speaker 1: this doesn't seem like polygamy. But you know, I guess
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  Speaker 1: if she's hot, what's Yeah, what's exactly our thoughts exactly?
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate I don't even know if the kid's married.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about he's not. He's twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: I think again to Wikipedia single We can't trust Wikipedia apparently,
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  Speaker 1: but single for all we know for him? Okay, well exactly.
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  Speaker 1: As a follow up question, you know, as journalists following
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  Speaker 1: journalistic duty here, we must ask you this question. After all,
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  Speaker 1: it's our job. Did you ever hook up with one
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  Speaker 1: of your mom's friends, and, if so, on a scale
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  Speaker 1: of one to ten, tend being the hottest, what did
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  Speaker 1: she look like? Well? I can honestly say no, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I thought you the bad boy quarterback, and well,
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  Speaker 1: if I can, I can't even remember any hot friends
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  Speaker 1: back then with my mom. So oh, okay, Unfortunately, you
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  Speaker 1: know I never got to experience that. Unfortunately. Sorry, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but that's okay, take a look back. Let's just take
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  Speaker 1: a look back, you know, in retrospect, now that you're older, wiser,
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  Speaker 1: were there any mom's you know, your friend mom, have
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  Speaker 1: any friends back there that you know you made have
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  Speaker 1: would reconsider? Now? I can remember a couple of teachers
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  Speaker 1: I would have liked to hook up with. Hey, we go,
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  Speaker 1: do you have if please? If you can't for scientific purposes.
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  Speaker 1: If you can rate them on a scale of one
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  Speaker 1: to ten, that would be very helpful for our audio.
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  Speaker 1: At my age and the time I was thinking about it,
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  Speaker 1: they had have been twelves. Wow, breaking new and they
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  Speaker 1: taught you math as well as I can see exactly. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see that. I see what you say. I like
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  Speaker 1: the way you think. This is clearly what made you
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  Speaker 1: with success. Now let's go back to your college days.
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  Speaker 1: B y you that's where you went to college, as
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  Speaker 1: we all know. Do you think that since b y
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  Speaker 1: O and you know you tie ins or whatever you
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  Speaker 1: call people and you tie you know whatever because they
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  Speaker 1: frown on purient behavior, that it would lead a young
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  Speaker 1: lad like Zach Wills and to not know what to
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  Speaker 1: do when, for example, you know, his mom's best friend
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  Speaker 1: says she wants to give him a ride home and
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  Speaker 1: doesn't he doesn't quite understand what type of ride she's offering,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with talking about them having sex. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I I just just it reminds me of the old
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  Speaker 1: Garth Brooks song. You know if you remember that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he goes out on summer to this farm and this
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  Speaker 1: woman was by herself and older lady and end up,
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  Speaker 1: you know, learning more than he ever learned is the
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  Speaker 1: rest of his life. I guess, well, I'm not quite
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  Speaker 1: following you there because I have never listened to country
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  Speaker 1: music once in my life. I like jo Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like you're analogy kind of made sense with this song.
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  Speaker 1: Not quite getting it. But you know, did you learn
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  Speaker 1: did b hy you do enough to teach you about
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  Speaker 1: you know, the ways of the opposite sex or did
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  Speaker 1: they let you down like they let Zack Wilson down.
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  Speaker 1: Well I've been uh even looking at the opposite sex
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  Speaker 1: back then was considered wrong. So uh yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: telling you you kind of you said, you know, figure
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  Speaker 1: it out on your own. And if you hadn't, if
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  Speaker 1: you hadn't figured it out by the time you got
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  Speaker 1: to college, you're probably probably really gonna struggle. That explains
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  Speaker 1: Zack Wilson not having a great rookie year with the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look at Joe Namath. People always wondered how
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  Speaker 1: a mediocre quarterback like Joe Namath evil won a Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it was because maybe he had so
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  Speaker 1: much confidence because let's just say his period lifestyle off
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  Speaker 1: the field, that was the reason for his success. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think it definitely helped quite a bit. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he had quite a bit of success both on end off,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, he did. Well. Let me ask you a question, Jim.
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  Speaker 1: So you you know we spoke about when you were
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  Speaker 1: coming into the league. What was the moment when you
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  Speaker 1: did learn about the ways of the opposite sex? Having
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  Speaker 1: come from a place like b y you frowns upon
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  Speaker 1: purient behavior. Well, luckily I was married shortly after I
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  Speaker 1: was drafted into the league, So I was married before
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  Speaker 1: I got into the league, and so I was I
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  Speaker 1: was able to learn before I got there. So I
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  Speaker 1: was happy for that and I married. I married a
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  Speaker 1: good Mormon girl too. So okay, Now, did her mom's
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  Speaker 1: friends ever hit on you? Because we've covered your mom,
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  Speaker 1: but what about her mom? And again we're asking journalistic
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  Speaker 1: purposes for the sake of journalism. Rank on a scale
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  Speaker 1: of one that then any hot friends? Again? Uh, my
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  Speaker 1: ex wife's parents were a little bit older, So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: her friends were not not rankable in my opinion. Oh
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  Speaker 1: not rankle, Like, you don't want to talking to said people?
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  Speaker 1: You know you don't want to. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: do it. I know you guys would but you know
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  Speaker 1: that's why we prefer sometimes the hot not system works well.
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  Speaker 1: That way less offensive. You just say not to pass,
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  Speaker 1: you know you can do that. Okay, alright there, that's better. Now. Look,
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  Speaker 1: we we did discuss Joe Namath won one Super Bowl? Right,
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  Speaker 1: you won one super Bowl? Now can we draw a
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  Speaker 1: line between you know, you were very confident off the
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  Speaker 1: field with the ladies, right because maybe you were married,
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  Speaker 1: You were, you know, doing well in that department. Were
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  Speaker 1: you did that help you on the field. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to again as a journalist, figure out get inside the
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  Speaker 1: head of a quarterback here. Well, when you're definitely, when
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  Speaker 1: you're having success off the field, you're gonna play well
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  Speaker 1: as well. I think that. I think that's our point exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Robert Sala, the Jets head coach, should then be encouraging
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  Speaker 1: this sort of behavior and we behaven like a mom's
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  Speaker 1: night at the stadium or something like that. I think
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  Speaker 1: that would be quite a popular here you go. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the manna ask you a question here, if you were
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  Speaker 1: the Jets, would you be worried that Zach Wilson might
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  Speaker 1: be distracted by mothers in the stands and therefore banded
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  Speaker 1: mothers and maybe women over the age of forty five
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  Speaker 1: who rate higher than a scale of seven from coming
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  Speaker 1: to the games. So what was the question? This is
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  Speaker 1: a you know, serious trying to advise the Jets organization here.
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  Speaker 1: Should they ban mothers? Yeah, imagine Zack Wilson's passing looking
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  Speaker 1: back and he sees all these hot moms in the
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  Speaker 1: crowd and then bulm, he gets sacked. Well, maybe they
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  Speaker 1: should put the hot moms in the upper tier. You can't,
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  Speaker 1: you can't exclude him from the games. You know, they
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  Speaker 1: gotta come watch their boys play, So let him come
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  Speaker 1: to the stadium. Just put them a little higher up
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  Speaker 1: and they would see that is an experienced quarterback talking
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  Speaker 1: right there. He gets why. He's only right. So listen.
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  Speaker 1: We you know we have a global audience here. We
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  Speaker 1: read big reach. You know a lot of players in
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  Speaker 1: the league listening right now. Zach Wilson clearly one of them. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: If you could give advice, Jim to Zack Wilson right now,
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  Speaker 1: what would you tell him? Well, I'll just tell him
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  Speaker 1: just keep having success both on and off the field,
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  Speaker 1: and he'll have a lot of fun. Yes. Can you
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  Speaker 1: be a little more specific, though, like you know he
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  Speaker 1: needs he's young, he needs guidance. Should he keep hooking
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  Speaker 1: up with, you know, his mom's friend. Should he maybe
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  Speaker 1: explore other friends? You know what? Maybe teachers? Teachers seem
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  Speaker 1: to work for you. Is that a route he should explore? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I uh, it's all it's all prefer his preference, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know what he likes obviously, So okay,
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  Speaker 1: see what you're doing. I gotta stop you right there
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  Speaker 1: doing is you're not giving us a take? Is the
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  Speaker 1: spots business. It's called hedging. We had this problem. We
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  Speaker 1: don't know an episode with Brad Johnson. Now you give
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  Speaker 1: us a take? Please? Come on? And what was the
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  Speaker 1: question again? You know these guys. Here's what you have God,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: here's what you can't die. Super Bowl shuffle, Well, y'all
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  Speaker 1: get you shuffled off this show? You think we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: to make up your mind? McMahon, Philly the line, j
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  Speaker 1: hang up the phone, wait waiting for him to give
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  Speaker 1: a take. We'd be a we need a ten hour show, alright,
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  Speaker 1: die anyway, We're gonna wrap it there. No, we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna thank Jim McMahon. We will thank God. Tremendous business
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  Speaker 1: partners at speech tremendous producing j it's a special reply
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: on the subject of robot voices. What First, just to
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  Speaker 1: reiterate a mistake you made. What it clearly says on
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  Speaker 1: Jim McMahon's Wikipedia page that he grew up in San Jose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that reminds me when you applied for
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  Speaker 1: the producer job. We should have said no way, Jose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: forget Wikipedia. You belong on weak Opedia because you're weak. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, thank you. Look no more. Second, you guys
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  Speaker 1: kept saying the word purian. Yeah, it's pronounced puriant. There's
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  Speaker 1: an R in there. Oh yeah, well yeah, as in
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  Speaker 1: you are an idiot. Yeah, as in we are gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill you. Yeah that No, Look what you know? This
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  Speaker 1: is a sports show. Yeah. You guys just had the
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  Speaker 1: legendary Super Bowl champion quarterback from one of the NFL's
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  Speaker 1: greatest teams on the show and all you did was
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  Speaker 1: talking about sleeping with moms. You should be embarrassed for yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I'm embarrassed for the man who slept
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  Speaker 1: with your mom because he created you. Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 1: worse producer than you because he produced you. Literally now,
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  Speaker 1: and that a special report Zack Wilson quarterback in crisis.
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  Speaker 1: Next week, we returned with our regularly scheduled programming and
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