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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 11th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 1: Program, listener, this question is advised the Woody Show that
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  Speaker 1: this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 1: in session. A good morning, everybody, Good morning, Woody. Today
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  Speaker 1: is Wednesday. It is March the eleventh, twenty twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 1: The most important thing to know about today is that
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  Speaker 1: it's Greg's birthday. That's important. He doesn't over for a
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  Speaker 1: day over twenty one. And you look so sick today.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I know you look like you look deathly. Yeah really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Greg, you very much. All right. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Whatddy? That is the birthday boy, Greg Gory. We
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  Speaker 1: got Menace Gratis here. Sea Bass is like your art, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a cover art I will. There's Morgan is here, she's
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  Speaker 1: our so stupid he here. We've got von our video producer, dumbass.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler is here, Bort and Menji holding things down. The
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show production department phones are open for you at
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send us
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  Speaker 1: a text over to two two nine eight seven March
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  Speaker 1: Fatness continues. Yes, week number two, we'll have a challenge
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  Speaker 1: from from Sea Bass or something food related for March Fatness,
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  Speaker 1: a challenge from Sea Bass for March Fatness that's coming up.
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  Speaker 1: We got the headlines, We got the entertainment stuff Birthday's
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  Speaker 1: Porn of Birthday, all that and more on the way
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  Speaker 1: here today on the Woodies Show. Now, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the show, Menace like just kind of randomly walked
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  Speaker 1: up to me. It gave me flashbacks. So when I
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  Speaker 1: first met Menace, like, yeah, because years ago, we were
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  Speaker 1: working at a radio station and it's this point, like
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  Speaker 1: Menace was not I didn't even know Menace, but like
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  Speaker 1: in the shadows because all the lights in the building
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  Speaker 1: were kind of off except for our office in his
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  Speaker 1: one little room where they had like a little mail
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  Speaker 1: room where they had the copy machine, and that's where
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  Speaker 1: I would be and I would turn around all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden he'd be there, Yes, and to be there
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  Speaker 1: the hat kind of like sitting just barely on his head,
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  Speaker 1: turned to the side, and and you know, Menace was
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  Speaker 1: kind of like I don't want to say shy, but
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  Speaker 1: he was kind of like, you know, awkward, and he's like, so,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Menace, and I work at the station
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  Speaker 1: down and I just had some ideas for the show,
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  Speaker 1: and I go okay, man, and he would hand me
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  Speaker 1: these It was like one of those composition notebooks and stuff. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm like, huh, look and there were some good
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  Speaker 1: ideas in there, and you know, and he would he
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  Speaker 1: would stop, and then got to know him. Then he
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  Speaker 1: eventually ended up working on the show. Well, yesterday, he
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  Speaker 1: just walks up to me with this printed piece of
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  Speaker 1: paper and he goes, all right, man, well my indie's expired,
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  Speaker 1: My NDA expired, and he just hands me this week
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  Speaker 1: this form. I go, all right, that's a great info.
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  Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't sure what the hell he was
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Closure. So I looked at the form and
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  Speaker 1: it's all these items, these new Taco Bell menu announcements.
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  Speaker 1: How long was the NDA in effect? Dude, a whole week?
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  Speaker 1: That's not bad.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, because they released terrible for me,
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  Speaker 4: they're releasing not only just the new menu items, but
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  Speaker 4: they're releasing a comedy special or a presentation.
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  Speaker 5: So they do Live Boss Live. This is the third
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  Speaker 5: one they have done, and this time they did a
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  Speaker 5: little bit different because it's going to be available on Peacon.
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  Speaker 1: Was the first one where they did that part of
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  Speaker 1: the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, so that one was in the thing. And then
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  Speaker 5: so it was actually live. It was live stream like
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  Speaker 5: a keynote like you would be watching like it tend
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  Speaker 5: to like like yeah, like an Apple Launch award show.
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  Speaker 5: And then they did the second one and in Brooklyn,
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  Speaker 5: New York, and I want to that one, but one let.
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  Speaker 1: Me let me let me just hold up his look
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  Speaker 1: at the first all give the size of the fun
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  Speaker 1: then look how many items?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So we're not we're not gonna cover all of these items.
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  Speaker 1: We'd be here, you'd be here all day. But like basically,
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  Speaker 1: are they gonna be rolling these out? They're not doing
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  Speaker 1: this all at the same time. And these just come
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  Speaker 1: throughout the year, throughout the year. Okay, so we're just
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  Speaker 1: kind of give you. I'm sure you can find the
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  Speaker 1: complete list and stuff on. You can watch on Peacock Watch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can watch on Peacock right live Moss Live.
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  Speaker 1: But these are some of the Taco Bell menu items
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  Speaker 1: that are coming out that menace things are the most interesting.
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  Speaker 1: You got to try a lot of these, Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta try it pretty much. All so that the
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  Speaker 1: ones that the ones that he liked the.
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  Speaker 5: Most so they had Doja Cat announce that they're coming
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  Speaker 5: out with three different Mexican pizzas and one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Though they haven't done anything with the Mexican pizza.
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  Speaker 5: And one of them is the Mexican Pizza and Panadas
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  Speaker 5: and dude, stupid, dumb fire lit so freaking I love
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  Speaker 5: Taco Bell but yeah, it's just yeah, but with the like,
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  Speaker 5: uh Mexican pizza stuff inside.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good sized panadas filled with seasoned beef and
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  Speaker 1: a three cheese blend serving the Mexican pizza sauce. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that's what I call it pizza. Yeah, quick mention.
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  Speaker 5: They're going to bring back nacho fries forever now, like
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  Speaker 5: they're not gonna like bring them, they're not going to
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  Speaker 5: announce them and then take away like they're always going
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  Speaker 5: to be there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a permanent menu, yeah, permanent.
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  Speaker 5: And then yeah, and they're also going to have the
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  Speaker 5: Flaming Hot Virgin as well, so that'd be good.
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  Speaker 1: The Flaming Hot Vergins Virgin version as well.
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  Speaker 5: Also the now, the big thing was the Baja Blast
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  Speaker 5: Pie and we had a way two years to get
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  Speaker 5: that ruled. Now, the coming out with the Mound Dew
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  Speaker 5: Baja Midnight pie. Now it is so have you seen
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  Speaker 5: the Baha Midnight soda that they have available to talk
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  Speaker 5: about yet? So there, that's been out for about a
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  Speaker 5: year now and it's like almost like a grape flavored
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  Speaker 5: purple Yes, it's purple.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is good.
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  Speaker 5: Now they also announced they're coming out with a zero
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  Speaker 5: version of that, so you know, zero calories or whatever,
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  Speaker 5: zero sugar. But the pie, I don't even know how
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  Speaker 5: to describe it. It is such a i'd say, odd
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  Speaker 5: but delicious flavor at the same time, like.
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  Speaker 6: The blue the original one was just good.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good this straight up wood.
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  Speaker 5: I still believe that the original one is better.
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  Speaker 1: This one.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to try for yourself and say, hmm,
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  Speaker 5: that's interesting. But then actually that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It HiT's different. Couple couple of things. I'm just as
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  Speaker 1: I'm going down list. You can tell me if you
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  Speaker 1: like these things or not. Go to the other pizza thing.
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  Speaker 1: The Cantina Chicken Mexican pizza with the jalapeno citrus salsa.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good. Yeah, So slow roasted chicken black beans layered
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  Speaker 1: between crispy tortillas and top with fresh salsas was that good. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so it's another another another pizza option there the cheesy
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  Speaker 1: g sliders.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, cheesy Gordita crunch sliders.
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  Speaker 1: So soft flat breads wrapped around a freshly fried white
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  Speaker 1: corn shell, layered with three cheeses, and then your choice
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  Speaker 1: of steak or chicken. Alright, that sounds that sounds pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: A firecracker burrito, Yes, this is a fan favorite. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the firecracker burrito a red flour tortilla shell filled with
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  Speaker 1: seasoned rice. See that's the thing I don't like to
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: when you go to Chipotle sometimes they offer like I get,
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  Speaker 1: like the crispy tacos or whatever, they rice white brown
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  Speaker 1: like crispy tacos. But this one at Taco Bell, the
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  Speaker 1: Firecracker burrito, red flower tortilla shell filled with seasoned rice,
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  Speaker 1: nacho cheese sauce, seasoned beef, fiesta tortilla strips, creamy Chipotle
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  Speaker 1: sauce are reduced fat sour cream my box, and its
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  Speaker 1: sprinkling on the cayenne popping crystals. That for a texture
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  Speaker 1: experience that is short of surprise, like pop rocks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of like the flavor like the palate.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe it's like maybe it's kind of along the lines
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  Speaker 7: of kosher salt, like it's just bigger crystals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you like that. That was good. I did.
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  Speaker 5: And then the crembule crunch wrap slider.
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  Speaker 1: What desert crem brewlet crunch wrap slider.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it is good. Yeah, it's like a crunch wrap
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  Speaker 5: like shape, but it's dessert.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sounds like a filled sopia.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like vanilla pudding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it when they they say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: whatever blah blah blah pizza because people immediately in their mind,
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  Speaker 1: I think it kind of does the item of disservice.
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  Speaker 1: It's like yeah, because you're thinking like regular crust, like
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  Speaker 1: a tomato sauce and the mazzarella cheese where it's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is a dessert. It's a you know, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's called whatever pizza, but people like you hear pizza
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  Speaker 1: and you immediately think of something. So when you say
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  Speaker 1: you are right over there, yes, I'm not gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna say it. We're talking about yeah. No, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, like when you so when you say crunch
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  Speaker 1: rap slider, I'm thinking savory, right, but this is a
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  Speaker 1: dessert crunch wrap with creamy vanilla filling, cinnamon, sugar crust.
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  Speaker 1: It pretty good. It's pretty damn good. It sounds awesome.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like the name.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well because the visual of it, it looks like
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  Speaker 5: a crunch wrap. Okay, and visually looks the same.
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  Speaker 1: And the other thing I'm noticing on the menu are
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  Speaker 1: the nuggets now also a permanent thing?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and there's three different kinds.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody tried the nuggets, yeah, yea, yeah, they are
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  Speaker 1: not great.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think they're good.
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  Speaker 1: They are, they're not.
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  Speaker 4: They're they're in the they're a second tier because they're
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  Speaker 4: not they're fro they're from frozen. So it's that hard,
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  Speaker 4: really crunchy batter as opposed to.
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  Speaker 1: You can make it. Yeah. So there's like the flame
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  Speaker 1: of Hot dusted Crispy Chicken nuggets. There's the Dorito's Cool
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  Speaker 1: Ranch dusted, and then the Diablo dusted Crispy Chicken dudes.
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  Speaker 5: Now those things are damn hot, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were pretty hot. Too hot, not enjoyable. You
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  Speaker 1: would definitely need to have a drink with you. Good
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: things is you have a ton of new drinks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there all on this list, and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm excited for the Midnight zero all right, so that's
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: the drink you're most excited about.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, and if you have all the items, the number
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  Speaker 1: one new I them the number one recordation recommendation.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say the crimboulet. Wow, dude, so freaking good. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: what about like an actual like a savory thing. That's
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  Speaker 5: so okay? I forgot there's three categories. There's drink that's
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  Speaker 5: the dessert. Yeah, of all the new whether it's I'm
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  Speaker 5: just say I'm gonna go with the the Mexican pizza
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  Speaker 5: and panadas.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. All right, so your first live MOS twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: believe it or not, not a sponsor, but they should.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I finally met the the CEMO, the CMO of
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  Speaker 5: the company because he hasn't been at the past two
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  Speaker 5: and because he had to be out his like sister's
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  Speaker 5: wedding and stuff like that, so he couldn't go twelve years.
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  Speaker 1: And then I finally got to talk to him. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe that will happen one day. All right, Well, there
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  Speaker 1: you go, thank you menus for the time. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: the das over that. Yeah. What a secret to hold
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  Speaker 1: for alcobell and real Yeah. And then March Fatness later
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  Speaker 1: on in the show Week two challenge coming up. It's
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: put like some kind of putty. I put silly putty
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  Speaker 1: on his stupid bell, Like you are so triggered by
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: the bell, I don't understand. Yeah, I'm triggered my loud
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  Speaker 1: to notch at the radio though that time Dogging.
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  Speaker 3: Show.
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  Speaker 1: I got a little follow up to, you know Menace
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  Speaker 1: going to the Live Mos twenty twenty six event for
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  Speaker 1: Taco Bell. Yeah, and Sea Mass was like looking over everything,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: and he said, hey, you didn't even mention that Benson
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Boone was there. My daughter, who was obsessed with Benson Boone,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: has not mentioned Benson Boone in quite a while. What happened?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: I mean it was her guy. He doesn't really have
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: any new music out right now, so it's not him
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  Speaker 1: ether those those finicky teenage girls. Yeah, yeah, here Today,
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  Speaker 1: Gone tomorrow with the fan. But Mena said, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't even anybody like a traditional celebrity. Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: was Jason Sadegas, he was there.
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  Speaker 5: Staple was uh again like doja cat all these like
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  Speaker 5: super famous people there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the most popular person who like everybody wanted
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  Speaker 1: to talk to was the doctor. Pepper Girl did yeah
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  Speaker 1: for doctor Pepper and he goes like this doctor Pepper
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  Speaker 1: Bay Bee, he is good and n Yeah, they took
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: that and they made it into the official Babby doctor
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  Speaker 1: Pepper bay Yeah. So she was mega popular there popular,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, immediately and and I got a chance to
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  Speaker 1: talk to her.
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  Speaker 5: She was a really cool, big fan of radio too,
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  Speaker 5: and she was the life of the party because there
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: was an after party DJ by Anderson Pack, the guy
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: does a lot of stuff with Bruno Mars and like
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  Speaker 5: she was like dancing like crazy on the dance floor
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  Speaker 5: and people were loving it and everybody wanted to take
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  Speaker 5: a photo with her. And again when I talked to her,
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  Speaker 5: she was very nice and very humble. She wasn't feeling
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  Speaker 5: herself or anything like that. Cool, So yeah, shout out
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  Speaker 5: to her.
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  Speaker 8: Got her.
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  Speaker 1: You should because now did you ask her about the you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, the money she got from because I already knew
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  Speaker 5: the answer where I was not gonna answer.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saming. Did you say, like what'd you do with
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: the money? Or no? I didn't bring it.
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  Speaker 5: Because every every single report and every time she's asked
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: about it, they.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: They don't confirm she's got an so they don't confirm
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: how many money she made You're so charming and suave.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: She would have told me some random person you met.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, because then what you could have done, you
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: could have gotten her expert opinion on Gina's jingle that
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: she did for Chaos.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: Hold On Vaughan remix.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well while he's doing that, uh Jammy Tara Lepinske
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  Speaker 1: was there. Yeah, Oh I like.
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: That Fried Chicken with that crispy crunchy batter. Do you
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: enjoy with eleven Ors and Spices and their services? The
• 14:59
  Speaker 9: nicest though, I that Kentucky Fried Chicken.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: If KFC starts having like their own like announcement events,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: they can bring you up like that Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So if you sign an n d A and then
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: you go home and you're just talking to your wife
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  Speaker 7: over dinner, are you technically breaking the law sharing.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: She like went and posted the entire menu, then yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: I could probably get in trouble.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, So it's just like publicly exposing it. I remember
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: there was something I was involved in something years ago
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: where there was it was something like that, but they said, no,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: your spouse doesn't count your spouse, so you can just
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: tell it home.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's that's definitely not true. Well, it's because I've
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: known some people got in trouble because of their spouse.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Oh no, if my wife then went online somebody that
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like my yeah, my telling didn't count, like
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: wouldn't count, Like they found out that you that you
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: told your spell like that doesn't fall. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was years ago, and I'm very I'm very well
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  Speaker 1: known for misremembering. It's not a criminal offense. Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, being in violation of the NDA rights, he wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: be invited back.
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  Speaker 1: Number one for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Number two then Taco Bell would have to say, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: you damaged us because by leaking this you this is
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  Speaker 4: the press we would have gotten.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you hurt us.
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  Speaker 5: With I mean, I have a lot of friends that
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: work at Pixar, and when I go visit them at work,
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: every time I go in, I have to sign an
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: NDA because I might randomly see something.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll see what else going on? Greg Gory?
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  Speaker 3: What you got?
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Well, because it's March fatness and we've been talking about
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: weight loss so much. Really nice guy, but the worst
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: game show host on Earth Drew Carey. He was on
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: Ted Danson's podcast because everybody has one, and he was
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: talking about how he lost eighty pounds fifteen years ago
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: and managed to keep those eighty pounds off that entire
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: time by doing the boring stuff, So cardio and keeping
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: carb free.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Morgan play our game. Yeah, Drew Carrey, what about him?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: You know? Yes, yes you do? What is it? Who
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: is he?
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  Speaker 10: Was he from that show? Whose line is it? Anyways?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: So the price is right? Okay, I know that he
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: didn't know that that's still on because I watch that
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: is right? Is very but not even now, like I mean,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: because still on. Yeah, but it goes back pouf right. Well,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it's also like homesick from school. Yeah, exactly, But I
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: guess maybe that's different now.
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  Speaker 11: Too, because watching YouTube the band Okay, yes, I know
• 17:36
  Speaker 11: Drew ted dancing sounds very familiar.
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: I think i'd know his face if I looked.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Bring up Ted dancing. He not only has he been,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: he's currently in a billion things. That's true, He's never stopped.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: He has shows right now.
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: But so yeah, yeah, I know who he is?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who is he?
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: He's recognizable from what?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Nothing that I've watched, all right, do you know
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: the show crap? What's the good place that was more
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: that was probably the most recent, right, the good place.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: No, there's another one too, there's another one.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I was going to start with cheers hand.
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: That's very well, amazing enthusiasm.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Ye, so I know him from that.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay, you I don't think the three men
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: and a baby.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Your references are getting worse.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: So Drew Carey kind of had one of those moments
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: you had when you saw yourself in a mirror while yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: taking a poopy.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: He was hosting the Prices, right, and he said he
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: would wrap every filming day by going to a diner,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: eating pasta and a cupcake, then going home having Dorito's
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: a ton of pepsi, and then take an ambient before bed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: And his doctor said, you know, you even had a
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: heart attack, which he didn't even know at the time,
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: and that he had type two diabetes. So fast forward
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: to present day. He says he now feels like he's
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: in his twenties and that he's going to live to
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: be one hundred and managed to keep those eighty pounds
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: off for god what fifteen years.
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because it diet and exercise, So you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Don't need to do that no more. Dog, Yes, Gina
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: grab what you got.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Well, Harvey Weinstein, you remember him, right?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You know who Harvey Wein?
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: I do, okay, I do. What was the big movie
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: studio that he headed up?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't even think I would know that.
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: Really, I don't know, Mira Matt Weinstein features.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Okay, so he was good.
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: He gave a rare interview from Rikers the prison and
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: told everyone about his life in prison. He says he
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: spends about twenty three hours a day alone in his cell,
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: mostly keeps in.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Touch with his kids.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I know, right, That sounds awesome.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: He gets around with a wheelchair. He doesn't even have
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: to walk.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: He also insists that he's been unfairly portrayed, you guys.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: He says he made mistakes, but he didn't commit any crimes,
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: that he was accused of.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Small price to pay for being left alone for twenty
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: three hours.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: You for anything, I know, right.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Walking.
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: He did admit he could be pushy and he behaved
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: badly pushing his chair, that's right, But he claimed he
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: never sexually assaulted any and believes he eventually will prove
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: his innocence.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: But like you said, at this point, at this point,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: that's never gonna matter. The only thing you need to
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: worry about is when you get before the lad that's right,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and the Lord knows. Yeah, judgment day, Yeah, what happened
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: or what didn't happen?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. He's seventy three, so you know he's probably.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, almost over anywhere exactly. All right, time for your birthdays.
• 20:26
  Speaker 12: Show, say, we're gonna it's shivery, We're gonna sit because
• 20:32
  Speaker 12: like it's.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Shiverarday, and you know, we don't do birthday to Johnny Knoxville,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: who is fifty five years old. Today, there's new jackass
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: right or Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: forty seven. Rupert Murdoch, the media mogul, founder of Fox
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: New one hundred and ninety ninety five. He's one of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the I thought he was dead. Yeah, Terrence Howard is
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: fifty seven thor oh yeah in that movie American But
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: do you ever see American Beauty?
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: No?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: No, you know Kevin Spacey is.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: Yes, because of the allegation.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: All right, Oh so he made him famous the movie
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Hocus Pocus.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah right, I've heard of it, but I don't watch
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: wame stuff.
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: How about now and then? Or all I want for Christmas.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: You guys remember uh Lisa Lobe love Lisabe the nineties. Hey,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: yeah that song stay fifty eight years old?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Today?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Do you remember Don't Worry Be Happy from Bobby mcs.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He's seventy six today. And here you go, Joey Buttafuco
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: he's seventy years old.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: The only reason he's famous is because back in nineteen
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: ninety two, his teenage mistress Amy Fisher shot his wife
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Mary Joe in the face. Yeah, and then Mary Joe survived.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Amy Fisher spent like seven years in prison, and then
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Joey served time for statutory rate because Amy was underage
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and did porn. Yeah. And also I get mixed.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Who was the one who got his penis chopped off?
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 21:57
  Speaker 14: That was Bobby johnn Bobby Okay, I do get them? Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 14: and does that work anymore? He did porn as well,
• 22:03
  Speaker 14: I know, but like does it without having to like
• 22:05
  Speaker 14: pump it up? Like you can look into the function
• 22:09
  Speaker 14: man's looking to any Fisher did porn too. I think
• 22:11
  Speaker 14: everyone here is doing porn.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, noise and then your porno birthday today is Kennedy
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Lee and today's birthday girl, she has waived more Dudes
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Home than the Third Base Coach, one hundred and ninety
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: one fine films, including Sexy Suckoff. She was in twenty
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: one Hump Street. Also pervs on Patrol volume twelve. Here
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you go, Greg, she was in Being Lesbian is awesome?
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: It is?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: She was in Tinkle Time volume four, and then who
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: can forget her in that's Somebody's mother. Ah, that's Kennedy Lee,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: who is thirty two years old today. And that's your
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that little lookal what's
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: happening around the world of entertainment here on the Woody Shows,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: The Woody.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Show, Welcome back everybody.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, March eleventh, it is Greg's birthday.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, as we mentioned, what do you mean, Well, I'm
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: freaking out because I thought you liked your birthday.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I know I've not anymore now anymore. Actually, you know what,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I never have.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Remember when I was in kindergarten, we had to bring,
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: you know, cupcakes or cookies or whatever on your birthday,
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: and then you'd give them to the teacher and then
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: you had to stand up and the class would sing
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Happy birthday to the birthday kid. And I took the
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: cupcakes because that was what we did. And I said
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: to my teacher, can I please not stand up and
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: have everybody sing to me? Because I just I don't
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: like it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: He's easily embarrassed by randomness everything.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: And now I'm freaking out because I'm equidistant from fifty
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: to sixty.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: How gross not gross is going to stick around.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: For I don't. Let's hope so at least for now.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, while he's also getting older, thank god, Yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: he's finally in his forty.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: I did have that question, will Mario stick around if
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: you become you know, in mobile?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I think, like most of us, our partners are just
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: with us as long as we're viable. Yeah, but whatever
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: that means to them, yea, as long as they get
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: used out of us, you know what I mean? And
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: then once we that's that's the question. Mario four to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: leave Greg. Like I'm saying, like, if if I have
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: all the power, if Mario ended up having to, like,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you know, wipe your ass for you and do stuff,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: what do you hang around? Would would Jen hang around
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: if she had to do that kind of stuff for me?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: I think both of them would. I think Mario would
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: and Jen?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Would you do. Yeah, I truly believe that. Yeah, I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: think it depends on what it is.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: You both wipe each each of your asses.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Really, yes, Yeah, what's grosser than that as far as
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: like that's the worst one, like more so than like
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: having the shower of the person not shower with them,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Like how you think about it now? Yeah, what do
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: you have a big day?
• 25:00
  Speaker 13: You don't need someone to have to.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: They have to carry you there up and down while
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you take your Yeah, just yanked your underwear off, sit
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you down. Yeah, because she'd probably just be so psyched
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that we're like almost to the end, you know, this
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: nightmare is finally over, is finally over, and I get
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: to live the lifestyle without habit.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Of dealing around this part of it is the paper
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: signed correctly.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: The sexual years are over? Oh my god? Yes, Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Today it's also three eleven dayne Greg. Today is National
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Immune System Day, which you should get looked into. The weakest.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Greg has been getting sick so often, more more often
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: than more often than ever.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: In the most recently it was back to back from flu,
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: and then I had like two days off and then
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: I had cold.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: It's a National COVID nineteen day was is today the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: anniversary of the life.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: The day it was considered a pandemic somewhere around.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It's World Plumbing Day, It's National Dream Day, it is
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: National Funeral Director and Mortician Recognition Day. Like I'm happy
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: people do that work. Yes, sports wife, I can't even
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: imagine sports wife is a mortician. She prepares the bodies
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Somebody do it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: That's been showing up in my algorithm. Funeral funeral parlor
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: people about like tips and tricks on how to position
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: dead bodies and how do they keep the mouth closed.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: It's so weird. I think everybody I know, Greg and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Gina would both be fantastic funeral directors. If I didn't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: have to deal with the body, I could deal with
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the dealing with the family.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: In another life. We should co own a funeral.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Part because I've I've seen both of you in action
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: when you're dealing with people that you don't necessarily care
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: about or even want to talk to, and you guys
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are so seriously, you guys are so convincing. She is
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: way better around. Gina's amazing. She's a magician mortician. She's
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a magician. I don't care she can transition into like,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: she's so someone who seems so invested in whatever you're
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: talking about or whatever you're wait and meanwhile it's like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I know behind that there is absolutely zero care. You know,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: she's so You're so good at it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: You are and you do appear not tired, like you
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: feel like you're doing. And I know, I'm so glad
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: you brought this up with because I forgot to tell you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Have you ever realized that you have a very bad
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: habit and it just dawns on you like, oh my god,
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: I do that. So I realized, speaking of Gina the
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: last time that she and I were out at this event,
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: I realized, and it's I'm mortified by it. I have
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: a habit of being in a conversation with somebody and
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: it's I somehow get distracted or something happens and I
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: basically physically walk away.
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: I never put an end to it, like, hey, I
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: think a lot of people do that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Kind of just realize, like if somebody something catches my
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: eye or whatever, just kind of leave. Now, Sea Bass,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: what what is your tip or trick when you're involved
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: in a conversation you don't want to be in that
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: conversation anymore. Yeah, you just walk away.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Just right.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: It's very much a Sea Bass movie, Like, Okay, I guess,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I guess the conversation's over. That's how you know they left,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: or you wouldn't make the mistake of being in a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: place where you need to be in a conversation in
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the first place. Of course. Yes, yeah, that's why. Like
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: when Greg is getting his coffee, Sea Bass is hiding
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: out behind the building support check. That is not fake,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: but could have like a class on how to get
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: more engaged. By the way today, Greg is also National
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: No Smoking Day. Don't smoke. So my son said to
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: me the other day, doesn't Greg smoke? Which wasn't that
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: like your wasn't that like your nightmare for a while?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Like you didn't want the kids. I didn't want anybody
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: to know. You said something about, like, you know, if
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: there's a kid out there who listens to the show,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want him knowing that I smoked. All the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: kids are like that was that was that was like
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: that was like Greg's he said for for a long time.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Anybody, Yeah, anyone who wants a kid to start smoking?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: But I go, no, no, he doesn't smoke. He goes,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: but he vapes. I go, yeah, he basically what's the difference?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And I go, well, I said, I know his vape.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Your vape has nicotine. I guess he said there's He said,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: there's some vapes that don't even have nicotine vapor. Really,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: so what's the point.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: I think it's to get you off smoking?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm interested in doing that. Yeah, I didn't know
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: that existed. Yeah, they have one that's just pure water vapors,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: just to give you that, which I'm sure they wouldn't
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: allow to play. And then he also asked me, He goes, well,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: he just does that all the time. I go, yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: he goes, is he trying to like quit? Because he
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I said, Well, he started vaping to stop smoking, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: now he's very much in love with vaping, you know. Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And of course we always have the conversations with the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: kids about how vaping is bad and you know, I
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: shouldn't do it, obviously, it'd be big trouble at school.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Can't do that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 11: But do you have?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: And because I didn't know, the answer is like, are
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you are you interested? I know you're not interested in
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: quitting drinking, are you interested in quitting vaping? I mean
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: how it's semantics. Be honest, Am I interested in quitting?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Yeah, Like, what do you from it? I mean,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: there's the nicotine.
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: I guess right, I don't understand right, like I guess
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: physically that it's the nicotine, even though I don't know
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: it as I'm doing it. I don't think like, oh
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: good nicotine. I like, you know, I've told you. Like
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: with my alcohol, I like what I call throat burn.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: Like I don't want a smooth wine. I want one
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: that kind of has holly flavor. And when I take,
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: you know, a shot of whiskey, I want to feel
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: it burned. With vaping, you get that throat hit. It's
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: you know, you feel it and to me and then
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: you blow it out and it's relaxing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, So it doesn't sound that. Doesn't that sound like
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: a guy who's interested in No? No, no, But why
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: is everybody always want Greg to quit his vices because
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Greg wants to live till he's like four hundred years old.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but again it goes back to the whole thing,
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: like to his designs, old ass people that I smoke
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: two packs of Total and stuff like that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It's all pretty much genetics. Just I do like more
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: of a genetic difference test of time on that they say,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: worse than anything else. Stress, Yes, yeah, stress, lack of
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: stress is what's gonna what's gonna kill you sooner, more
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: so than any of these other things, because it's the stress.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: And you know what My grandfather wasn't doing freaking out
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: about toilet paper pooping at work. You know what I mean?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He wasn't He wasn't sweating NEETs stuff. I can promise
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: about that. It's like a point. We are into another
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Greg Hi, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan. Phones open eight seven
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us your text
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven. Greg's got a
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: game for us this hour. We've played once before. It's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: called tune that name right, that's like name that name
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that tune only backwards see. And when I put it together,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I thought this is gonna be way too easy. But
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: then I thought, is it because I'm putting it together
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and I know what they are, But I like, Woody
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: is going to kill Oh? I did pretty well. I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: did pretty well last one.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look I'm bad at a lot of stuff. There's
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: a couple of things I'm really good at. That's one
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: of them. Music. Uh huh, yeah, I'll take stuff that
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: never happened for one thousand dollars. Oh all right for
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: this one. Google is facing a wrongful death lawsuit. They're
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: accusing the company's AI chatbot of driving a man to
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: kill himself. Thirty six year old guy had started using
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Google Gemini for little things like, you know, writing support
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: and travel planning, but one day he told the chatbot
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: that he was having marital issues. Gemini allegedly started referring
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to the man romantically as its husband, which led the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: man to fall for the chatbot. Okay, right. The lawsuit
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: says that he asked Gemini if it wasn't sentiment, and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: while Gemini said that it wasn't a real person, the
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: man became convinced that it was again things I don't
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: believe for one thousand, well, and if it did happen,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: it's beyond pathetic. Things spiraled and eventually led to the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: point where Gemini told the man that they could be
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: together if he was able to get a robot body
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: for it, and even gave him an address of a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: warehouse where one might be nicely. We've been talking about this.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: The man was able to get that body, and that's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: when the chat bought again. Google's Gemini allegedly told the
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: guy to kill himself, and so he did. Google is
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: just denying that any of this actually happened. I'm sure
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: they have record of anything that's been put into Gemini.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: It's easy to go like not, uh no.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and how is this? Who's left to tell this story?
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Who says he killed me?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: They they they said their AI it's just not designed
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to encourage real world self.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Harm, okay, and give addresses to warehouses.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: And you know what, and I and I believe that
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: because there's a couple of things as a joke I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: tried to get, you know, like a like a Gemini
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: or one of those other AI things to generate like
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: it's a picture of my friend, I said, put a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: dildo in this man's hand. You know it's Oh, I'm sorry,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I can't. It's going to tell this guy to go
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: get a robot body and then I can't kill kill himself.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Get out of here.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: The AI bought that everybody's been really talking about. It's
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: called cloudbot and cloud bot. Yeah, that's the one that's
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: like has its own like Reddit message board and it's
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: talking about its users. The company behind it say that
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: they're not even sure if it's not self aware. Well yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: because it's that far advanced claud.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Be talking all the users.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah it works better than oh yeah, yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: It's like all this stuff that we're like currently using
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: this chat GBT and Gemini and stuff like that, that's
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: like elementary compared to this cloudbox that insane.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: The guy was clearly nuts if any of that is true.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: But you do kind of start to have human feelings
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: towards it in a weird way. You do, like I
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: sometimes don't want to say mean things to.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: My wife and I we did that for fun sometimes,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: like we'll say mean things like just to see what
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the reactions. And sometimes it just gives you that it
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: just gives an audio exclamation point. It just makes it sounding.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: But that's probably for the best. Like remember those Ferbies,
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Remember those Ferby toys.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: They were giving them to kids and having the kids
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: like like beat them and like do all this stuff
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: in the Ferbies like oh no, just to see if
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: the kid would stop.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: And they're like, it's not real.
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: It's not real, And most of the kids did stop
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: because they felt bad, which I think is a good
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: thing to Alexa.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: It pretends that it doesn't hair you, kind of like
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: my dog. Then suddenly a miracle can hear again.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Place in New Jersey, they're on the lookout for a
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: guy who attempted to rob a restaurant. The authority said
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: that he walked into this uh Latin American restaurant, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: he assumed that no one there spoke English, so he
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: opened up Google Translate and he used to tell the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: workers that he was robbing those So there's all kinds
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: of you know for computers and internet and AI and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: all this thing helpful. Yeah, it's even helping people crime.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: So sweet. He told the cashier he was going to
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: shoot her if she didn't open the register, but she
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: panicked and she ran off. He then tried to steal
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the entire register, couldn't get a hold of it. Then
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: through a large coffee and just pure frustration before he left. Now,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: all the workers in the restaurant, they spoke English. It
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: turns out watching this idiot. So he got away, but
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the the workers they're worried that he may come back
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and try to rob him again. I did see was
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: it ppv Tahoe that account that we like menace? I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: think it was on that account's go back and look
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: give it as I'll repost it on our Woodie Show
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: story on Instagram. At the Woodie Show, this guy in
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I think it was San Jose, California, walks into this restaurant.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: They have one of those little robot servers.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: It's like multi tiered like yeah, you know what, and
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: he just kind of moves around little Rosie the robot
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, kuh sushi. They have that for
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: their drinks. Well, this guy walks in. It's all on video.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: It's the most pathetic robbery. Did you see it? Okay,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: So this guy walks in and the workers like can
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I help you? There was the looking at this guy
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and he just walks in. He just grabs the robot.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Heavy.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: He's struggling to hold these things. It's so heavy and
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: awkward and like it's the most pathetic attempt because there's
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: three people kind of standing there. Why is nobody kicking
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: his ass? I know that question. Frustrating part. I have
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: seen that video and he's taking his time. There's no rush.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: He keeps talking to like, no, I'm taking this robot.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: He gets it outside, He's got like one of those
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: little CRV hatchback looking you know, like rab four looking
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: type of vehicles. He's so struggling, can't even lift it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: So you saw it too, Yeah, so he puts the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: thing down. It's like at that point, if you're the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: work and there's an I understand, uh you know, female
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: employee and what like, there's a dude right there. Man up, man,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Man? Up? Beat this guy's ass,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: or at least grab the robot and pull it back
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: from him. Yeah, you know, but the guy puts it down.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: He's opening the back of his car, which is filled
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: with crap, and you would think like, oh, if you're
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: gonna go steal a big robot, make some room. Yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: he opens it and it's like he's trying to get
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: in there and then just doesn't doesn't do it, and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: then just calmly close to the back door, gets in
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: his car and drives away. It's the it's the most
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: low energy, sad, pathetic robbery attempt. If you got away
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: with it, what the hell would you do with that thing?
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: How do you program?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing, like what are you
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: going to do with that? Yeah?
• 39:18
  Speaker 10: Also it's an employee, so is that like kidnapping?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you gonna like that? You know, scrap
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it restaurant off your living room? Check this out? Who
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: wants to die? Coke crackheads? They don't make sense, but
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: they are determined.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: And that's the thing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: It's like, that's definitely an example. Maybe the guy should
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: have done something, but like I don't make enough, you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: I'm busting tables here to stop some random psycho from stan.
• 39:43
  Speaker 15: They usually train you to not do that because it's
• 39:45
  Speaker 15: not worth it, Like we have insurance. Don't get in
• 39:48
  Speaker 15: the way of robberies and stuff.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Will you at least trip them? Like that one drunk
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: girl that like a month ago, that bar. Yeah, she
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: was like running, just you know, just give her a
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: little trip.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: She was laid out seconds. I'll find I'll find the video.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I'll get it posted on our Woodie Show Instagram story.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: You can check it out. Eight seven seven forty four.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Wooding is the phone number. You can send us the
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll take
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the break and then we'll come back. Gregg's tune that name.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Game is next, hang on, yeah, get out, get.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: The hell out of my house. In Jesus name, I
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: pray you'll get in the.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Day with the Lord. This is so. This is a
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: game that Greg put together for us, and it's called
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Tune that name. Tune that name. Now the part I know,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: well you can explain, but I guess my question is
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: for the people that are playing. And we're all playing, yes,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you're all playing, say one at a time, or do
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you ring in?
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: You got to ring in by screaming out your nage okay, okay, okay,
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: and what he's gonna kill it?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So everybody can just sit back and relax. Watch. Do
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you want me to not playing? No, I want you
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: to play.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: These are songs that are basically universal. Everybody should know
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: at least the artist or you know, it's just a
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: wide swath of genres and artists and the clips are backwards.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: Hence tune that name, Uh.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: The song and the singer.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: I would prefer artist and song. You get a half
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: a point if you get one or the other, and
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: maybe get the artist.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I think you might kill it. Don't even know the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: name of the songs that we play. That is very true.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: So there's now how about this, what if what if
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: we write down yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that we
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: can just see how how many points we have, because
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: like if I because if I get something super quick,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: then you know nobody even has a chance. Game over
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: in five seconds. Yeah, well, all right, we'll do the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: clip by clip. Yeah you want, you want to try it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: Let's try clip one and then uh don't play this
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: second one immediately because that should be the answer clip.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: All right, all ready, first on, all right, here we go.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: All right, that's all what he needs. Okay, super simple.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: All right, that's a number one. All right, everybody got
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: their answer right down, their answer, got it? All right,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I'll hold mine up. Mine is a beastie. Boys fight
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: for your right, ding ding? I did beat boys fight
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: for your right.
• 42:28
  Speaker 14: I don't know.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that sounds like. It's ty and t.
• 42:31
  Speaker 12: It's hurt, Grandma, I said at DC dirty deep okay.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, no home work all right.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: All right, all right, I got it back in the game.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Got one point there, so I got halet's see, so
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I have a point, yes, the whole Actually you have
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: two points. Let's do one for artists, one for song
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: two points. Man has two points? All right. Clip number
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: two for tune that name.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: I might have been thinking about somebody when we put
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: that one in there. Special request.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: All right, pens down, what you got GINI grad?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: I have Johnny Cash hurt.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I have Johnny Cash hurt, Johnny Cash hurt. It's Johnny
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Cash heard. These are so easy? Right, yeah, tough time.
• 43:53
  Speaker 14: The feeling?
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: All right, this, this song, to me is the epitome
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: of novelty. Yeah, like I oh, I almost swore I
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: fing loved that song.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: It's okay, so sad, I go, Yeah, it's sad, but
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: he's played in the morning for everybody. It's the epitome
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: of novelty. It was cool the first couple of times
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I heard it just because of what it was. But
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: then after that I was like, all right, we get it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but also it's awesome, but it's not better than
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: the original.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: No, most people will tell you that it is. I
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: agree with what you said, like the nine inch nail,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the original a masterpiece, Yeah, total master all right? Number
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: three three? Did you have a guess on that one?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan? Bob Dylan, all right, I think from now
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: on we let h we let Morgan guests first? Yes, sorry,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: all right, here's number three.
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: Nices.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Hold on all right? Easy is it?
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: Well that one was for me.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to hear what he might be, what
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: he doesn't get. Yeah, I think I know the artist.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know this song. That would be one point
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: if you get the artist. Have you guests? First? My
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: guess is Miley Cyrus wrecking Ball. Okay, yeah, I could
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: tell them never stud Yeah, I just wanted you. I
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: recognized the terrible voice at first, I thought it was who. Also,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I don't like her voice either. So there's nothing against
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Miley or Stevie Nicks, although I hear Stevie Nicks is
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: kind of a big bitchny I heard. I heard she's
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: a rag. That's too bad. Yeah, there was somebody that
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you know. I know that I had to deal with
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: her at an event. Oh, just she thinks she's pretty great.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Doesn't like boy, she's pretty great.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I like Miley Cyrus's singing voice. I don't like her
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: speaking voice. Wow, I would you say that?
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Great?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Did you get that?
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: Miley Cyrus?
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: I only got that.
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: I didn't get the song.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Sammy got one point one point?
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: Yes, on the board.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Menace, you got both? Yes, okay, you guys are.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: One yeah, four so far four points?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, what is this number four? All right? Number four?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Tune that name?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 46:37
  Speaker 10: Oh crap, I can't.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Oh I got it? Every who quiet? Everybody quiet? Now
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: all right, I got it?
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: Oh wait, can we hear?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: That's the way it works? Such another? Everybody else again?
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: But backwards?
• 46:54
  Speaker 16: What?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Uh? Do you have the answer? I think I do
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you think you do? Menes? Do you have the answer? Yes,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you have the answer, Sammy apparently.
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: I want to just because I know it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: But I'm with Gina.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I need to hear overtime that is twenty one pilots
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: stressed out. Yeah, that's a sad.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't hate it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Backwards some of them you hear weird? Yeah, you hear
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the devil speaking directly.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: That time.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Must say? All right, so two more points your menace,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: you got both? Yes, all right, Gina, you are your artists.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't write anything down.
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: Okay, I have three points total, now all right, artists.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Morgan got three points and then Sammy eating anything.
• 48:00
  Speaker 13: No, but I truly did get the artist on that one.
• 48:02
  Speaker 13: We just didn't give me a chance. And I hadn't
• 48:03
  Speaker 13: written it down yet.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Did you say the name of the artist.
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: No, I didn't.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get the.
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: Song to hear it again.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: But you get a point for I had already said
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it though, I know, but we all go around the roup.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Somebody goes first.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you write down.
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: I legit, knew it, I legit new twenty one pilots here.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: All right, A right, one point. I'm not I'm not
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: worried about you winning. Okay, I think that's pretty safe
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: to say. Okay, for clip five, I think what he
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: will not get this? You think I won't get I
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: think you won't. All right, let's see number five. This
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: is Greg Gory's tune that name game. That sounds easy.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: It is, you know it's actually and we recently were
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: talking about it for I can't everybody close because it's
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a banger. That's that's not helping me at all. Yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I can't. I don't even know
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: where to begin to guess on who that was.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm taking a wild stab.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It's a female.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: Jesus is that eliminates half of the population. Now we
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: only have apple you know that?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, what is it?
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: It is Britney Spears. The song titled though is I
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: can't remember, but do you want to drive a Maserati?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Do you have a hot body?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: You got it? You better work, bitch, yeah?
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Work.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: It did sound very rude Paul's Drag Race.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: It's probably been featured on that show times.
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't have gotten that this is the.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Only Britney Spears song that I like. A Morgan you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: got two points in that one.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: Destroyd in this game, I got to you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Got two on that one. Menace, I have one one
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: on that one. And then Gina and I tag yeah,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm okay with missing that one. I
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: don't judge feel bad about myself for that one.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: I don't really I don't know if I I'm sure
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: I've heard it, but I don't know that song.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's good, Greg's tune that name game. Here's the next clip.
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: This could be too, although a lot of these forward
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: Know the names. What are you googling.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It?
• 50:43
  Speaker 10: No one said that was the rules, right, Okay, okay,
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: let me I'll settle for one.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Hold on, think of the name of the song, friend, No,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I like to google it. During the d Y k
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Sammy and I have my guess. I'm my guest too.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: It could be two people. I have decided on one.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: But the song title, dude, I don't know. Guess my
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: guess is Adele.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: In the other side. The name of the song, I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I wrote Adele someone like you. I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: am so bad at this. Initially I thought it was
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Billy Lord had a I got one? So you got
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you got the adel part?
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and I know it's not to but I can't
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: come with the name.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got one point. Don't take it away, please,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: it is got one point?
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Google got one point?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: No, that would have been the song knew the artist cheater?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you get menace? You get? You
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: got one? I got got Adele? Right, Okay, I.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Wonder if the backwards thing Gina for you is kind
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: of like how you see colors with numbers, like if
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: it because it's backwards.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: It's just yeah, that sounds that sound sounds I can't
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: do this.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, uh yeah, so very clearly it's it's medicine.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I yeah, killing it. Yeah. So yeah, Gina, you're out. Yeah,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Sammy you're out. Damn Morgan, you're a cheater. Yeah, so
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I think we do a face off round between Medic
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: and I when we come Let's take the break and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: when we come back, we'll do a face off round,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: all right, because we have let's see, we have three more, Greg,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: three more in these might be a little tougher. Okay,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: we have three. We have three more, and uh well
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: we'll see who wins. I mean, did pretty well? I know,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: shocked really yeah, I usually mega suck at this. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: mean the only one I missed was that Britney one yea.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: Which is under standable.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Well, but my wife is obsessed with the Brittany supposed
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to Brittany, like almost on the deal. I never heard
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: that song, so that's also not true because my wife
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is obsessed with Brittany. But even if it's on in
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: the car, we turn that off because we just do.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: We we don't agree on that's that. Yeah, you can
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: do that on your own time, same shul You know,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: want to listen to you know, the Wicked soundtrack or
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you know the Hamilton soundtrack And you think I'm sitting in.
• 53:26
  Speaker 17: The car no.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Crash on purpose, But I know, right I am with Greg.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I want to hear that Brittany song. It's good. Yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: so medicine. I had a face off round and we'll
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: see how you do next on the Woody Show Hanging Show,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I got the grammar place on the line. Yeah, fitness up.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Medice will love this text. Yeah. I think the correct
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: way to say it is menace and me, not menace
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: and I. You would take menace out of the sentence
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: to see if it makes sense. The only person to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: get through points is me. You would use I in
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the beginning of a sentence. Menace and I were the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: only ones to get three points. You know what you're
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: supposed to say, menace in me?
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you take if you take their name out of it,
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: would it be I or me?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, we were just talking about he hanged himself, So
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: he hung himself. He pled guilty?
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Sounds wrong?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like and me sounds it sounds wrong, sounds wrong.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: It depends on That's another perfect example. One of those
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: things sounds to them all correct was me and me.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: It makes me uncomfortable.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: I know, like it sounds so wrong, it sounds you
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: sound dumb, and it's correct.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Can we all? I don't know if we're gonna
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: work on daylight saving? Yeah, and keeping the clocks where
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: they are right now? Can we also throw that in
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: there that it's now officially Greg and I no matter what,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: and said Greg and me, Greg and me, we yeah, like.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: Well yeah, I think it depends on the sentence. Yeah,
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: I went out to eat. Yeah, not Woody and me.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: How about them nuggets? Though?
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: Ye?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Correct, they went they went out to go get the money, right?
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Is that? What? That that?
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: To me?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: They went out to go get they money? Sounds just
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: as wrong as and me. Yeah to me, also sounds weird.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? To me, it sounds weird.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I'm good, Yeah, thank you. Yeah, that's Greg's game tune
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: that name game. Yes, And this is the face off
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: between you and men. So this is okay for this
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: round menace. Yeah, we just buzzed in with our name.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Then I'm out. We'll find out.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Because I jumping jack think about it. Some jumping jacks
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: think about it. As you hear the clip, we'll go
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: all right, face off round, all right, here we go.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: First one, what I don't know the song beatles? You're
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: in that right in that wheelhouse though, no got a guest,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I have no idea I'm both wrong. All right, Well
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: the answers rolling Stone Stone. I don't know anything about
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: the rolling Stone. I can't get no shue. All right,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: all right, so what Actually, Woody did not get a
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: point there, so we didn't. Still we didn't. Still tied
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: medistrator for the next one. Yes, here we go. Whatdy
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: what Madonna like a virgin? Damn like a virgin like
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: dumb ass Tardler touched for the very first time, and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: the lie all the time about having twenty five slams,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: my liar, But I am really just a virgin, never
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: been touched.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: My lady, hold hands.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, alright, one last one, all right, still in it? Yeah,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: here we go forty Oh my god, Neil Diamond, sweet Caroline,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Holy yeah done.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's reaching out, touching, sweaty murdered.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: So well this it's a Woody show. So far, nobody's
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: nobody's been touched Greg's birthday cake, which tradition we always
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: have at least a couple of cakes. Yeah, so it
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: was so pretty.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: I went with two cakes today because lately, I don't know,
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: there's been a lot of leftover cake.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: And I do listen to Greg and Greg hates waist.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that I didn't overcake. It's very sweet, man.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: I thought Vaughan always took the extra stuff home sometimes,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: but sometimes I'll come back late in the afternoon, the
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: capital cake late.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I hate to say this, but you get very nice
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: for doing this, but these are these are crap cakes
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: you're getting.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: They're not crap cakes.
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: They're not.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: It's funny because I think Seabas probably eats more of
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the cake than anybody.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Typically they're around touch none and and that's going to
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: continue to be the case because he gets these grocery
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: store cakes that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Just aren't good.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Sometimes they're good, but they're always cookies or something too.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: And I brought some cookies cookies these I love. Okay,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: so uh loft house A lot of people know loft
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: House cookies. They're like those the very kind of light airy.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: They're not sugar cookies. I don't know what. They are
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: like almost like a vanilla and then they have like
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: a big thick layer of frosting on the top. They
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: have them for every occasion. Every holiday. There'll be you know,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: pink ones for Valentine's.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the vanilla one is the same style.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: But these are Oreo frosted cookies, and these joints look good.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Also kind of dry, unfortunately dry dry. Let's bring in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: oreos by nature. They're drying, that's but that's not the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: that's the there there're no oreo and name only Greg?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: How is that? God? You want one more tastes like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: a fluffy or does the matter?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: Morgan?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna have one?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: I want one? Yes, of course, but no I'm not
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: having any She can't.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You guys can give it BA for me?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: Thank you?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 16: Greg?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: You want to?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Because man, these are almost those loft house cookies. Those
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: are almost like cotton candy where I feel like they
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: always dissolve your ound. These are a little bit more
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: dense than smell then some of the other one. Yeah good,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you mean?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 11: Oh really?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 10: Sometimes cookies don't smell.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Regular? Did you too? Homost? Just split a cookie? One cookie? Cose? No,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: it's pretty gay, righting one cookie? Be honest. It's kind
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: of gadsoday. Yeah, I mean it's this is not dry.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: So good nossch With a little sip of coffee, we go.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: To Gina Grag with the trending news headlines.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: God, okay, here we go.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: Well, two people are dead and many others are injured
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 9: after tornadoes swept through Illinois and Indiana. The storms also
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: left several homes damage, some were even completely destroyed. The
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: damage was bad enough, by the way, that authorities told
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 9: family and friends to stay away, don't even try to help.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Did there were I saw a video baseball sized hails?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, really scary.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: Today is expected to be the worst of the storms,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 9: severe weather warnings stretching across six states major cities like Houston, Dallas, Nashville,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: Saint Louis, Cleveland. Experts say that the setup for the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: storms has the potential to produce the biggest severe weather
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: outbreak so far this year, and that it quote creates
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: an environment supportive of tornadoes, damaging wind gus and large
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: hail like we talked about.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: I know I could google it, but I wonder what
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: the safest place in the world is, Like, what is
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: there any place on Earth that's kind of free from
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: tornadoes and volcanoes and earthquakes?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: What is the safest place. It's kind of by Iceland.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: That's funny. I was gonna say Iceland, but it's a volcano.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some areas, some region they said, even like
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: in a nuclear war, you could be kind of safe.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: There's no Mosquitos, so you're talking.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: More like about natural kind of weather phenomenon or earthquakes
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: or you know kind of nature. Yes, let's go. There
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is there anywhere we can live or basically say it's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: summer way north? Yeah? Really?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 13: Yeah, what I'm seeing Monaco and San Marino.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Monaco rules.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm down for Monaco.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: Miami Heat star bam Adebayo has made NBA history by
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: becoming the player with the second most points in a
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: single game. During a game against the Wizards, Auto Bio
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: dropped eighty three points and thirty one in the first
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: quarter alone. The Wizards did everything they could to stop them,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: but nothing worked. The record for points in a game
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: is still held by Wilt Chamberlain one hundred points back
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: in nineteen sixty two, and until yesterday, Laker's legend Kobe
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: Bryant had the second most points. He had eighty one
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: in two thousand and six. And to make things even sweeter,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: at the Heat won the game one fifty nine. All right,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: so Greg, Yeah, they want to know.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Most consistently identified as lowest risk overall for natural disasters
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Delaware's number one.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, that was not on my mind.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I would not have thought. They've experienced the fewest federally
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: declared disasters in the US since nineteen fifty three. Well,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, like, no earthquakes, very few tornadoes,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: occasional coastal storm, but less severe than the Southern States. Wow,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: let's see, Michigan is number two. Really surrounded by the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Great Lakes, which reduces hurricane and wildfire risk. Tornadoes and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: earthquakes are rare Wisconsin, very few earthquakes, far from hurricanes,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: lower wildfire risk than Western states. Minnesota's number four were
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: u Yeah, and then number five is Vermont Main New Hampshire.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: All kind of interested in that. Yeah, now there you go.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll see you guys later. Moving to Delaware.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: We have an update on that story of that Alabama
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: death row inmate Charles sunny Burton. He was the one
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 9: who was about to get executed for that nineteen ninety
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: one robbery he was a part of. Well, Alabama's Governor
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: k Ivy decided to stop the execution and change his
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 9: sentence to life in prison without parole instead. And she
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 9: actually has a pretty good reason so to refresh your memory.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 9: Burton was involved in that nineteen ninety one robbery at
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 9: that auto parts store where a customer was killed, but
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: Burton didn't pull the trigger.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: Plus he had already left the.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: Store when the shooting happened, and the dude who actually
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: did the shooting got a life sentence rather than the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: death penalty.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw this guy. Uh, it's the second time
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: the governor's helped him out right, And she says, oh, well,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: he didn't even pull the trigger. The guy who pulled
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the trigger didn't even get the life sentence. But the
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: reason they said that they because he's like, well, then
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: why did he get a life sentence the other guy?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Or why do you give the death penalty when the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: other guy didn't the one or got whatever the out
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: of the death penalty? Is it because this guy, even
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: though he didn't pull the trigger, he was the one
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: that planned the whole thing. Yeah, so they they gave
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: him extra you know. Okay, but yeah, that's true.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: Ivy says it wouldn't be fair to execute Burton when
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: the person actually fired the gun wasn't put to death.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: Burton is seventy five. He said, here's the thing, he
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 9: didn't know the killing was going to happen, and he
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: is a brought gun exact planned it just in case.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Look, I just planned the whole thing.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Charlie Manson.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: When you get these anti death penalty people and they
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: protest that it's cruel and unusual and it might hurt
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: and all this stupid stuff, isn't it cruel and unusual
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: to kind of toy with them? Like he thought he
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 7: was going to be executed this week and then maybe
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: he won't, and then they put a stay on it
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: and then it gets reinstated. You're playing like god games
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: with his mind.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's also cruel and unusual, cool and unusual
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: to get shot in the back in an auto part store.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you. So there you go.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: Let's talk Team USA in the World Baseball Classic. Oh
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: my god.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: They had their backs against the wall after they were
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: crushed by Italy.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it jumped out. I think it was like eight
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: nothing point Italy plays baseball.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's a lot.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: The bess.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 9: It was eight to nothing, but the US came back
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: and tried to make it interesting. At least it ended
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: eight to six.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: That's I love mosta joli.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: Now instead of advancing outright.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: With a win, their fates lie in the hands mostly
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: of Italy and kind of Mexico in the matchup with
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: each other tonight. So if Italy wins, they in US
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 9: will move to the knockout round. If Mexico wins, the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: US needs them to score at least five runs in
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: order to win the tiebreaker in advance.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Because the Team USA was the favor going in to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: win the whole damn harassing. Yeah yeah, and uh I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: think they just got a little too chill cocky, Yeah.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a little laid back. Yeah yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: Well, Uber's new feature that lets women drivers and women
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 9: writers be matched up is finally going nationwide.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: Morgan right Greg with features the Right Way.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: Well, the feature on the app is just called women
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: Drivers and can you set up as an app preference
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 9: so writers can reserve them in advance, So for female
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: drivers they can set their app preference just to pick
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: up women and turn that option off whenever they want.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: The feature launch comes at an interesting time for Uber.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: They're in the middle of a lawsuit about it that
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: says it discriminates against men, gives female drivers access to
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 9: a wider pool of passengers, and quote reinforces a gender
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: stereotype that men are more dangerous than women. I looked
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: up the stats on that because I wanted to be fair. So,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: according to Google, men reportedly make up eighty nine percent
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: of the murders in this country. Total offenders thirteen four
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: hundred and sixty nine. Yeah, right, and females one nine
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 9: hundred and two.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: So I don't know, just google it them women.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 11: I do agree with people going against this, like it
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 11: gives women more of a chance to get customers.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but if I if I had to get do
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: a pick up at like three in the morning and
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 9: like it's some random place, I'd be like, you know what,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: You're going to.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: Get a girl driver?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Why not safe? Can we request a female driver? Greg?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. If you don't swipe right, if I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: identify as a lady, Oh, we're going to tell me
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: that I'm not.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: That is a good question.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: So this woman, there's a lot of this kind of
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: stuff going there's woman on TikTok. She has this whole
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: thing about major red flags for dudes, and there's been
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: a trend of women posting judgmental things about men on
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: social media, and people are you know, rolling with it
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: and you know, it's it's totally fine. But then people
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: are saying, well, wouldn't that what if men ran a
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of stuff about, like you know, red flags
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: with women destroyed, right, Like, oh my god, they would
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: want your job. They would like, yeah, So here I'll
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: give you an example. This is this is this one
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: woman's red flag post about dudes.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 16: The way that a man viewsed vegetarians.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Warning fun accident.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 16: The way that a man views vegetarianism veganism tofu reflects
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 16: how they view women. I think that if you can't
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 16: reduce your meat intake, you are selfish. What do you
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 16: mean you can't just have a veggie burger once in
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 16: a while? The world is dying, rainforces is being chopped
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 16: down to make wearhouses, to kill animals in I had
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 16: a bacon sandwich this morning, but I still feel so guilty.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 16: Meat isn't that good for you? The idea of not
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 16: getting enough protein that really reminds me of toxic masculinity.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, her caption on that post reads, if you're
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: ordering a meat feast pizza, that's a red flag and
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: you're weird. Both genders know how. I don't want to
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: talk to you or hang out with you. Yeah, dummy,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Like it's cool be vegetarian, be vegan, ye, be whatever
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: whatever you want. But like this whole part way that.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 16: A man used vegetarianism, veganism reflects how they view women.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: She didn't even answer that. That didn't even make it.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one has nothing to do with the other. This
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: sounds like something desperate to sound smart as a mom.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: And heads up on this for everyone. Literally.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: A woman in California got this unexpected letter from her
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: insurance company that scares me to death, saying that she
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: was going to lose her coverage if she didn't make.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Repairs to her leaky roof. The only problem was that.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: There was nothing wrong with a roof. She wasn't sure
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: how this even info even got to her. They never
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: stopped by for an inspection, But after a little research,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: she found out that State Farm had used a drone
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: to check out her house without her knowledge. It all
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: the time, I'm doing that apparently, Yeah, they're not the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 9: only company doing it, and they were, but they were wrong.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: X word.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 9: It's warned that these drones can make bad decisions and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: tell insurance companies to basically cancel your coverage over problems
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: that don't even exist. So as for her, she's looking
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: for a new insurance company to cover her house. But like,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 9: this scares me to death. Not only are they doing that,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 9: but they could be wrong and just cancel your coverage.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, they can cancel your coverage for many.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: Oh trust me, I found that out too hardly. H.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: I mean, in the state of California, it's so hard
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: to get homeowners insurance.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: But that's the thing.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: It's like, do you want people's money or don't you
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: Why are they constantly canceling coverage.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Because there's too much liability?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they're losing money over it.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: So that's part of That's what insurance issurance exactly, that's
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: what it's for.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Also, I brought this up before.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, the house isn't always winning. That's just not play.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: There was something in the eighties where the state and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: insurance companies they made some law where the insurance companies
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: couldn't like raise the rate as fast as they wanted to.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: So now they're sticking it to the state and like
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: giving people less insurance and tell that law changed. So
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: they're making like people upset over it because they really
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: want this law change. So they can raise their rates whenever.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: They want and there's only one loser.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Ye people, either way, everyone's losing. But this, this this
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: drone thing has been going on for a while.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: They'll see if your pool is drained and that's a liability,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: or along those lines.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: They want to see if you built something. Sometimes the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: city of the county will do something because you know,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: people build things without getting permits, and they want to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: see what the structure is in the backyards.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: I mean, I kind of get that because there are
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: a lot of crazy like hoarding liars out there and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: be a good way to find out. But I don't
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 9: like this how they find out you got a trampoline
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: or yeah, answer, I'm with.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 7: You, Gena, I'm not busting out my violin. Because these
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: insurance companies, if they get a huge portion of claims
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: and they have to pay out a ton of money
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: and then they drop you anymore.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Why they exist exactly, and you're right, they don't win,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: so then they just drop you exactly.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Hate it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: But what's the chance that your house burns down again? Right?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Like if your house gets caught up in a wildfire,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: you're the save this one there? Like, what's the chance,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: although when you know hurricanes hit certain places, they don't
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: if you're building below sea level or different things that
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: they have determined. Like you know, we're just gonna end
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: up doing this again living in Tornado Alley, Tornado Alley, Right, Yeah,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I know, it sucks. It sucks. And you know when
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: you have even just something more minor, like something a
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: minor fender bender, and you have to deal with the
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: insurance company, it's like, this is why I have you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: guys right, I'm just trying to get the car fit.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: You were fine taking my money when I had nothing
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: to say. I just don't with it. Nothing.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: They made the claim process so exhausting. They they won.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: I said, forget it, I'll just pay for it.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I already have who I don't know. Who do I have?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I think we all
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: have this through the company. I've got all State.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, it's through the company like the company
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: car Oh, because yeah, I said, you know what, I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: give that?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: What's the company though? I don't even know. You're not
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: paying for it? No?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Well no, no, the inductible is a thousand bucks and
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: so and but you know what, the insurance don't play
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: for the insurance.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: But I paid like fifteen hundred bucks, and I was like, oh,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: if it's a thousand, can you know I filed to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 9: get the five hundred.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: It was so exhausting. I said, you know what, happy birthday.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Keep it. I don't feel bad for you anyway. You're
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: not even paying for your own insurance again, like if
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you every once in a while, like if you actually
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: have a claim and you got to pay a thousand bucks,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: like you're still ahead.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: Oh for sure, for sure.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying when it comes to insurance, it was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: so complicated. I did what most people do and say,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 9: forget it, you can just have it.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know they're probably counting on that. Yeah,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: oh definitely. Yeah. I know. Like the company that we
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: work for, they set up this whole thing where if
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: you need to replace somebody, let's say somebody you know quits,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: gets fired or whatever, they have to submit a thing
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to It's called the Human Resource Committee. Oh right, And
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: nobody knows who's on this committee, this Human Resource Committee.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: And then what they do is like, let's say you
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: know Greg's in charge. Greg has Gina used to work
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: with him. He's got to replace Gena's position. Greg would
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: put in a request to the Human Resource Committee to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: we want to backfill genus position. They are set up
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: to intentionally sit on that and delay it, right so
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: that Greg figures out something to do, like how are
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: you going to cover that in the meantime and they're
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: they're making it so difficult to go, you know what,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: forget I've already figured it out. Oh good, And then
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: once they go okay, well yes, and so then you
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: have to then come up with an ad A help
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: wanted whatever post That takes forever, and then you submit
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: that and then they sit and they wait on that.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: There you obviously figured out how to do it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then what they'll end up doing is, oh
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: well Greg figured out how to get by without it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: So we're now not going we're not replacing that. That
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: position has been eliminated.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: And this is a secret these people walk among us
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: for these.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: People real committee they are. I know who I figured
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: out who's on the committee bea because like a couple
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: of times that I've actually had to hire and everything
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: was getting in for you, for you, for a couple
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: of other people like MENGI like going through that whole process,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: like I had to. I had to call in favors
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: and go like, hey, I understand you're on the human
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: resource committee. What No, there's other people that need to
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: sign off of this, like you, but you're the person.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Can you just like make a phone call and then
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: what do you even? Boom boom boom And it was done.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: But for the most part, like it's just secret. Society
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: is to not do anything. Yeah quietly. Yeah, their job
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: is just to not do anything. They wear masked with
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: horns on them. Yeah, but this is not the only
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: company that does that. But that's how they end up
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: saving money and not having to replace a position. And
• 1:16:43
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  Speaker 1: So what is this thing that you found, Morgan? It's
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: like a it's a website.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 11: Yes, I saw this thing online and it caught my
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 11: attention because said women are furious over this check her
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: BodyCount website.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 10: Women are count commenting saying like, oh, what's wrong with men?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: But it's basically check her body count.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's this website. It's all based on AI.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Know you guys on a database somewhere like apparently.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 10: Now we are know.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 11: How it works is check her BodyCount dot com. You
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 11: enter her instagram at or her link to her Instagram.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 11: It does the AI stuff it does, and it'll tell
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 11: you if she's high risk, low risks, how many people
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 11: she slept with, you know, how many first comments she
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 11: has on her profile. So I plugged it in from
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 11: the ladies on the show, and then I was like,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 11: why can't I do this with the guys.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: So I just did everybody. Okay, so we all get our.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 11: Score, right, We'll see how accurate it is. I'll start
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 11: by saying, we have two people on the show who
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 11: are in the safe low.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: Risky yes, meaning they're probably have a low BodyCount low.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 10: Body count safe you know, so no std is not
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: riddled with disease.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 11: We've got five people on the show who are moderate
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 11: and it says to proceed with caution with it. And
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 11: we've got four people on the show in the extreme level,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 11: and it says run. Yeah, so you guys want to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 11: take guesses or should.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: I just go Well, I definitely have a guess for
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 6: the safest.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm going to say if this is just comes
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 9: through your uh your instagrama say Sammy.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And Woody okay are the safest? Yes?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm trying to think analyze, like how
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: it would go through everything, like how many pictures you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: have with the.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 11: Other So it says it looks like your male follower count,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: it looks at your late night posts, like what time
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 11: you've posted.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: You know, Sammy doesn't ever post. True, she'll do a
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: story every once in a while, every once in a while,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: but you really never see anything from Sammy. Yeah, it's
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: always like Disney on Instagram.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's difficult.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 15: I don't usually have a lot of people around when
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 15: I'm doing things, so I don want to take pictures
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 15: of me and selfies are not flattering.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: I'll help you always.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 11: First comments and then suspicious tags is what they call it,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: the four four things they based it on.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so who do you think would be
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: the most risky riskiest? Uh, Gina, Yeah, just share a
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: volume of post selfie make up, attention.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: Seeking attention seeking. Well, I was gonna say, by.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Morgan, I would say, maybe Morgan, did you put yourself
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: in there?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, Morgan, by volume Menace because Menace posts a lot.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 10: It's not really risky stuff.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Though, does Yeah, I wouldn't put menace.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 7: So definitely Morgan, then Morgan, because you do a lot
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: of one well you used to like oh broad.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Like for the women, mostly dudes who follow, Yeah, the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: female accounts, and they also are the most prone to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: be making you know, comments or moves or especially if
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: you're posting stuff.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: Like in you know, back in my drug and alcohol days. Yeah,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: crazy stuff.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Morgan will post every once in a while, like you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: know it be a picture of her legs, you know,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: by the pool or something trap, Yeah, something like that,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: or the picture of her OJ tattoo and yeah, that
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: that what I would think would attract some of those
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: comments from the again, majority of dudes.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: Some of the old ones are like full on model
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: shots like yeah great, you know, so definitely Morgan and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: Gina would be in the you know you're.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Running category, the whore category.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 11: Okay, so so what do we got Should we start
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 11: with the safest or the least, let's start with the safest. Okay,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 11: So the safest person on the show low risk is
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 11: Woody Nice, Yeah, I got it.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 10: It says your body counts three.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: It's more than the story. But yeah, it's not that sad,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: but it's not so okay, it's not twenty five like Tyler.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 10: Speaking of Tyler, he's next on the list. They say
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 10: he's very low risk at four.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Website says we have eyes, so so.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 11: Far accurate there. Next up is Menji. He's moderate risk.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 11: You should proceed with caution. But he's got five or
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 11: excuse me, seven bodies?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, seven bodies? Okay? Is that more or less than
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: the actual number? Menji? Seven? Yeah, don't be like Tyler
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: and Lie. I would say, yeah, yeah, yeah, accurate, pretty
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: accurate or a little bit lower, a little bit lower
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: than seven, but two much room. Yeah, okay, all right,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 11: Next up in the moderate category still is Menace, who
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 11: who has nine.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, there's nothing really sexual about any of the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: people that you've mentioned so far. Myself, Tyler Mengi, manis
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's a good website.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 11: Next to bort he's got ten bodies. Moderate, proceed with caution.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 11: All right, he does have a lot of suspicious tags though, Oh,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 11: I tell you what the checks out?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: No, is that like, how is it on the guests
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: of the body count? It's a bad accurate. It's a
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: bad accurate. Yeah, pretty good so far.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 10: Next up, first woman in the group.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: We got Gina.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah for fourteen for moderate?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, moderate, proceed.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 8: To go with that.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go for it. That's a nice start.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's think I'm sticking with forty fourteen.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I can tell by her reaction, is that is an action? Finally, answer,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: are the numbers backwards? Should be forty one?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, probably less than forty one, Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Less than forty one.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: Somewhere should definitely Somewhere's fourteen and.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Four including like actual intercourse or do you throw in?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: This is just like not one of those pruds.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: It's like you saw boob that was sex. No, I'm saying, like,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: like oral counts, Well, I think those are usually I don't.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think that counts because that doesn't count as
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: as like your body count number, right, okay, all right?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 9: But also I think anyone, well most anyone I've ever
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: been with you do both.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: It's not just like you do.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying like if there was a person
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: that you only had mouth parties, that wouldn't that wouldn't
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: be part of your number.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: My mouth doesn't care.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, that part of it my mouth.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 11: Next up is me actually moderate with fifteen? Oh wow, fifteen,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 11: So no comment there, let's just do no.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Not accurate. Okay, I don't know the number. I never
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: kept track.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, Greg Gory, you're the first in our extreme. Yeah,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 11: it says to run from you. It says twenty nine.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: That's Q two right. Well, you know why I think
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: because whenever there's a picture of Greg, you know, there's
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of emojis with the heart eye, you know,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: things like that like oh my god, Greg, you look
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: like so sickly skinny and yeah yeah I do like
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the hard eyes. Yeah that's sweet. Yeah, yeah, nine.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: Like Morgan, no comment, but it's not totally inaccurate. Okay,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: it's right around that's in the ballpark, yes.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 11: Closest all right, uh sammy mm hmm. Warren, Steve, Mo Willie,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 11: you are a high risk level at thirty three?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that possible?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 15: I mean, based off of what the metrics are I
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 15: do have a lot of male followers. I do get
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 15: a lot of comments about stuff, so that makes sense.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 15: I figured I would be in the high.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Congratulations you are a slow.
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  Speaker 10: Three girl.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Wow you've been getting around accurate ballpark not accurate, non
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: acurate too low.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 13: I would say that's high.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: We're asking questions.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, Sea Bass run from you, but we kind
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: of knew that thirty seven?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 10: Is that accurate?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: What Cartnark's Instagram? Yes, that's the only thing I have
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fully that's just random then because the cartnarks
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: has like one point something million followers.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: Well the question a real Instagram then okay.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I will get a range early instagram.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: So is that accurate? Is that accurate?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 9: That's low obviously, Well it's not obvious, it being so
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 9: difficult okay, yeah.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: And this way I just ran it.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: It says I have four thousand male followers hot, How
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: is that possible out of one point two million?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the numbers aren't accurate, that's for sure.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: So it's just made up. Oh yeah, it's made up.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: AI but giving me its best shop. But so far,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: for like a lot of us, it's been pretty good.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean for Sammy it's right, okay, and so
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 11: our sluttiest person on the show is Vaughn.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't see that.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: Coment thirty eight Master Swordsman.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Let me go to the let me go to the
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Von Copter. Yeah, Von in the sky. Geez thirty what
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: thirty eight? Thirty eight?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 18: Thirty eight is crazy?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Like again, high or low? It's a little too high.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: But what is funny is a few months ago the
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: chick said I have a player face.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Well again, if we're judging books by its cover, I
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: would think that Vaughn be slaying all day. Yeah, he's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: the coolest, Like seriously, yeah, Like Von gives off the
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: energy and he's got that vibe and what and he's
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: out a log, he's DJing and stuff like that. Dude,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be like, you know, fishing with dynamite.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Vn, But I think you might be your own
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 9: worst enemy here, because this should be very easy.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: You know, he's always saying like, oh it's been a while.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like why by choice? Then he's too respectful. I
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: guess yes, by choice. I had my time of being
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: a master slayer. Okay, it retires and was it check
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: her body count dot com?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: Yes, very accurate for entertainment purposes.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: It's science. Somebody said we need a special limited edition
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Gina T shirt says, my mouth doesn't care. I like,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: it's not the.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: Same as like putting it, you know, cramming it in there.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Well we can like, uh, we can get like remember
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: the Simpson shirts back in the day, and each character
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: had their own catchphrase. Yeah, like eat my shorts, like
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: just having a picture of like Gina. We'll find like
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: a picture of Gina and just says my mouth doesn't care.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: No divorced?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern? What
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: a pumpkin? Let me way a millennial in instagrams?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 11: Good?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: A lizard? You had a girlfriend? Why he had a
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: reptile dysfunction? So Greg? Good question? Follow up to uh,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: what's your check? Her body count dot com? The Morgan
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: had a death for Greg? Does your body count mean
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: both genders? Because for a while you were with with women?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: So are you like a prude straight but a slutty guy,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: or a sludy straight but a prude guy or a
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: prude gay? Okay I did? I did not count women?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: So so I guess that answer is Well, there you go.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: There's the answer. Yeah, so the number would be slightly higher.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: A couple of sexy time fun facts. Only one in
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: four hundred men are flexible enough to give themselves oral
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: My god, it's pretty impressive. That's pretty cool. I wouldn't.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think i'd do that.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: I've seen someone do it before, like you have, you've
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 6: never seen someone do it?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: No, he was.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 9: He was like a yoga guy and we went out briefly.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 9: And I think this is like his party, like he
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: shows this to girls that wait.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: So he put himself in his own mouth in front
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: of you, and he did it by it is on
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: his knees. Like, if you could do that, you would
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: not share that.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: I think you showed a lot of people. Okay, I mean, huh,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: but I've only seen it once.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Interesting in person. That's so strange touching yourselves one thing.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: But you wouldn't do it if you could. No, I
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: don't know. I really wouldn't. You wouldn't try it one time?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sitting here. I can't say that. Maybe
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I would try it once. I would think that. I wouldn't, though,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: But if you reach maybe, but no, if you know
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: you could do.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 12: It, why wouldn't do it?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean no, I don't think I really Okay,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: So if you could reach would you, I would yourself because.
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  Speaker 6: We don't like.
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  Speaker 9: The same I've already explained that we don't know how
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 9: you do it, right, but I don't know how you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 9: do it really, Yeah.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: Like the exact same scenario. It's the same scenario because
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: I tell you someone described it to me once. This
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: is like a total like oh God, like you're putting
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: the big toe in your mouth and I'm like, no,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: se in general, it grosses you out, it's not grosses me.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, I don't think you're not worried, even for myself,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 17: you know, And people go, well, you you touch yourself
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 17: and you're basically you know when you're giving you the
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 17: N shuffle that and then yeah, that's not to another person,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 17: it's like I gotta I gotta touch the p.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's not. That's not you know, you're.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: Also shocked, like, oh, you haven't met somebody like I'm
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: not like seaking out.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: I know you saw in my life do it not
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: looking for it? Yeah, they say that. You know a
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: lot of people, the majority of guys have at least
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: tried to see if they could.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: I wonder what position you get in to try.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: It's like on your back.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: It's kind of like if there's a musical out there,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 7: I don't have to see it to know I won't
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 7: like it. I don't have to try to know that
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 7: I couldn't, you know.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: As I put on, as I said, year, this is
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: one thousand percent honest, Like I'll sit here and tell
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: you like, no, I don't think I would. I wouldn't
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: even if I knew I could do it, I wouldn't
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: do it ninety nine point nine percent. Because there's that
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: probably that that's point one that you know, you're like,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: what the hell?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think most guys always say that cliche. Oh
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: if I could, I would.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Never leave the home, right exactly. Yeah, that's something you
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: just say.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a I don't think you can find
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: this sketch online. It's a classic SML with will Will
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: Ferrell or he's he's a yoga master for fifteen years
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: or whatever, and he's like, I did it, yeah, and
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: he shows him like doing it and that was the
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: whole thing. He says, the best thing ever.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: That's why he was well, this was a yoga guy too.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four all right, So question for
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: the fellas on the text out to two two nine
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: eighty seven, if you could, would you? If you could,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: would you? Have you ever seen somebody do it?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: This is a complicated situation. I see that simple. If
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: if you could, would you oral yourself? Yes or no?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: To two two ninety seven. We'll keep it simple.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: Wait, SeaBASS has seen it too.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: There's you can find video clips of Ron Jeremy doing it.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it in real life?
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  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most That's what I wanted.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 6: To That's what I want to hear.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: So if I'm sitting there with the chick, even if
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I could do that, like, I would never like that something. Hey,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: look at me, it's what's up with? What's going down
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: in Cecal sports? We're Jeff g one, Jeff g what's
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: going on? What he show?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 18: Lots to get to this morning. Let's go and start
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 18: with their Lakers. They continue to win without Lebron Luca Reeves.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: He did not pull up for three.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 8: S the lane.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 18: Luca thirty one point triple double. Austin Reeves also had
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 18: thirty one points. Lakers have won three in a row
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 18: and six out of seven. They move up to fourth
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 18: in the West. They are in Utah today at six pm. Now,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 18: since we're talking Lakers, Kobe's eighty one point game was
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 18: passed up last night by bam ada bay you. He
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 18: dropped eighty three points against the Wizards. Now, I'm gonna
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 18: sound like a hater when I read you this stat
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 18: but numbers don't lie. When Kobe scored eighty one, he
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 18: only shot twenty free throws. Bam outa bay you shot
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 18: forty three free throws last night, which is ridiculous and
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 18: an NBA record by the way. Now listen, he still
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 18: had to make those free throws to get to eighty three,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 18: So congratulations, but that's crazy forty three free throws in
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 18: a game.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Moving on to the Clippers.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 18: They're hosting ant and the Wolves tonight at into a
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 18: Dome World Baseball Classic. USA got upset by Italy and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 18: now the USA doesn't control their own destiny. TMUSA needs
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 18: Italy to beat Mexico tonight or Mexico needs to score
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 18: more than five runs for the USA to advance.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: NFL.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 18: Big news for Raider fans, Max Crosby is coming back
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 18: after he failed as physical for the Ravens and then
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 18: earlier this morning, the Ravens turned around and signed Bengals
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 18: ed rusher Trey Hendrickson moving on to the NHL. Kings
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 18: lost to the Bruins, Ducks beat the Jets, and finally,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 18: this morning, Ronda Rousey and Gina Carno faced off for
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 18: their upcoming fight, and Ronda used that time to have
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 18: some words for the UFC.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 8: It used to be that UFC was the best place
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 8: that you could come in combat sports to make a
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 8: living and be paid fairly, and now it's one of
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 8: the worst places to go. Why they're champions like Valentina
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 8: are selling pictures of these on only fans.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 18: Ron to shoot the link or a discount quote at least,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 18: I'm Jeff G.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: And that's your so cal sports, right, Jeff G. You
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: can on the floor, right, you can. You can choose
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: something or whatever. Man, you crap in my ned that
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: might be a deal break. And now more of the
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Woodie Show. And Metz was talking about coming soon to
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Taco Bell those uh the Mexican pizza empanadas.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: Yes right, yeah, three different new Mexican pizzas come into
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: the menu.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, on the nineteenth panadus filled with chocolate fudge
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: and caramel as well.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, like.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: That so good. Yeah, I love the chocolate ones that
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not a big Carmel fan Carmel, but those actually
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: still taste it pretty good.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well really really, yes, some wood you show food news,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: you get some what do you show food news? Following
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: by another round of March fatness? It is March fatness.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Chef Sea Bass is here and he's gonna be bringing
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: some stuff in for US News with some other food
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: news peeps. They've announced that new limited edition flavor in
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: collaboration with the famous butter beer beverage from the Harry
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Potter franchise, US Peeps, butter beer flavored Marshmallow Chicks.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: So you get we can agree that people just get
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: butter beer for the gram, right, because it's straight garbage.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 6: It's pretty bad.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a fan, it's not. And I like sweet.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: It's just straight up sweet.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna hear me saying oh it's too rich.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I just think it's gross. I don't like the flavor gross,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Like if root beer was a headache, that's but beer. Yeah,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: and I also like butterscotch, so you would think that,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, this would be something that I would like.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: I also like circus peanuts and other things that other
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: people don't like, and even I don't like this. So
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: these chicks combine the signature sweetness of the peeps, the
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: marshmallow peeps, with the flavors of warm butterscotch and short
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: bread that come from the butter beer beverage.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 6: You know what this might taste like. You're packing peanuts,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 6: you might like these.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're at Walmart, menace, So it's one of the
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: wal Mart joints. Peep has been trying this for years now,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: and peeps, you're not oreos? Do I do like peeps?
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Do you? Though? Would you eat them any time of
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: the year? Greg? No, No, I mean I would eat
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: them at no time. I don't eat candy corn throughout
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: the year. I don't. I don't think I would if
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: I could. It is I don't know. It's one of
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: those things, you know, fifty flavors of them. No, I
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: don't eat fifty like the originals, the yellows, the pinks,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: the purple joints, you know, but the ones that just
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: tastes like marshmallow and not that taste like.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: Cho Doctor pepper.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 10: That was the last year.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: Although you know what, I tried and they're actually pretty good.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Tic TACs has a Doctor Pepper Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: They literally taste like doctor pepper.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: They do. Yeah, the little tik tag and the other
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: ones that are good, the orange ones, oh yeah, because
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: the only Tiktoks I've ever had are like the mint
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: ones white, And was like, what are these shows? Orange?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: The orange ones? And then Bort and Menji in their
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: studio had some of those doctor Pepper ones and they
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: were good. Yeah, they were good oos for you guys.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: You try, they're good. I just say I have the
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: concept of tick text, so I kind of thought they
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: didn't even make those. They make them. Sure, I never
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: look for tic taxs. I just never even think to
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: see them. My daughter's obsessed with them, really, she loves them.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: You have eyeballs.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 11: I do not.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: McDonald's. They've introduced in all New American games CROCS Happy
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Meal that is available now just to launch this week.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Is the second collaboration with Crocs, after a previous twenty
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: twenty four Happy Meal. So each one comes with one
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: of six Crocs key chain toys Oh god, along some
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Gibbet's charm stickers. I thought this whole CROs thing is over.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: They could be used to customize the mini shoe that
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: you receive, so you get like a little mini croc
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: and you get to accessorize.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear another word about plastic waste
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: for the rest of my life. Right making crocks chained toys?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean. This is the second
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: I've tried so many things recently. I forgot to mention
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: I tried the big Arch and yeah, it's not bad.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: Is it better than a big mac.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Mac?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 6: No, it's different cheese and sauce, right, it's different.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: It's different they get first of all, because the patties
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: are significantly bigger the quarter pound patties, so it's more substantial.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: It felt like a lot of food. And also there
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: was like with the sauce. It wasn't the Big Mac sauce.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: It was like more peppery. It was good. I enjoyed it.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: And I also have these like crispy onion things. That
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: was a nice touch, nice more upscale. Now my my
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: rushing back, I gotta get that again. I got it
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: because I was going to order just like a double
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: cheeseburger and a you know, small fry and then I
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: saw that. I'm like, I haven't tried that yet, so
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: I now we'll give a shot. Everybody's talking about it.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It's not bad. I give it a I give it
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: a seven out of ten, all right, give it a
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: seven out of ten. And they gave me a coupon
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: to come back, and if I ordered another one, you
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: got free fries and a free drink. Well, they're they're
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: really encouraging people to try. I think they. I think
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: they really do believe in it, like it's gonna if
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: people try it to like it. So I'm curious. Have
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: you guys try it? I'm with you.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: I think I had about the same as there's too
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: much salady stuff for me and stuff. If I wanted
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: that amount of meat, I would just get the double
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: quarter pound of with cheese. By the way, it's excellent
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: these days now that they switch to fresh beef. You
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: get a real nice crisp on those patties.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it was good, and I like the
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: bun was good. I like how you ordered a small
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: fries like you're a little girl. It was late in
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: the afternoon. I didn't want to spoil my dinner because
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: I can barely eat these days. You had a half
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: pound of eight Well, because it was about well, I
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: got it to try it, and I ended up finishing
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, and then I did not eat dinner
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: that night. Zat Bound just completely zaps it out. I know,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: I know, all right. So spam has a new thing. Uh,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: there's this like a is it called batchan the It's
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: a Japanese style barbecue sauce. So it's like a new
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: limited edition flavor. It's exclusively Walmart. It's Japanese barbecue sauce
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: flavored spam. Okay, so, fans of spam musubi, the wine
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: dish that features a slice of spam on top of
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: rice and wrapped in seaweed. Uh. People who like that,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: you were gonna like this, they say, like a sweet,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: soy sort of thing. Yeah, because it doesn't. It doesn't
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: require the addition of extra sugar or soy sauce or
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: other stuff. We've said for a long time, pan fried
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: spam is a underrated treat. It is really good. I
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: don't like the idea of it. Egg on the side.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: Years ago, one of the radio stations I worked at,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: they would have like the dinty more branded stuff in
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: the vending machine at the radio station. And it wasn't
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: a refrigerated machine. It was just like we have candy
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: bars and chips, these war rations. Yeah but yeah right,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: it's like the shelf life on a ditty more beef
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: stew vending machine meal. I'm like, it can't be good.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: If it is good, there's no way that's good. I mean,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: I'm the last person to look out for your health really,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: but even that, Yeah, it's like, you know, and here
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: I'll give you on a little more piece of food news.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Little Debbies. Little Debbies launching a new single serve birthday cake.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Oh individually, Lorne, there you go. So the Little Debbie
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: single serve birthday cake features soften ella cake cream filling,
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: covered with the white icing and top of rainbow sprinkles.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like this already existed, Yeah, the Christmas trees
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: or whatever they had, like the little sprinkles and the
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: yeah white frosting. Yeah.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: I think the birthday cake is like having a big resurgence,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: like everything's birthday cake.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah again, I think so.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 18: Uh.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: The Little Wi's people say we wanted to capture the pure,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: unbridled joy of a birthday party and make it accessible anytime, anywhere.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Because cake was so hard to find yourself that you
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: have to go to Mount Everest. There's your there's your
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Woody Show, Food News chefs. Bass is here. March Fatness
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: Week two. Where do you get fat? Yeah?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Anything?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: Like any teas or like okay, yes, the teas is
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: You're going to join some celebrities in an exclusive club.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Now is this good or gross?
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: It's intended to be good. But with March Fatness we
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: test the limits of how good things can be.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, because sometimes just access. Other times it's like, you know,
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: will it caviar?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, will caviar was the best? Okay, March Fatness Week
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: two challenge next to The Woody Show Late seven seven
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: for Woody.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 11: You know I'm not late in my mother Flame, Oh
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 11: my phone.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: The wood Show breaking news Greg Gory had to take
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: a major work. Not since the Fall of Rome has
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: there been this much devastation Woody, Woody and now back
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: to the Woody Show. So March Madness sure, but here
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: on the Woody Show every year it's March Fatness, which
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: much bigger deal. Yeah, because you know what, we all
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: we love food. We are the Food Show. Yes, yeah, unofficially,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: but you know, we we've we've dubbed ourselves the food Show, right, yeah, exactly. Oh,
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: there's a there's a place I saw it's the Food Beasts. Yeah.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: Food Beast was posting there's a place that I saw
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: that does a table side ranch dressing for the stuff
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: that you order there, Like they mixed it at the table.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it looked cool, like sour cream and whatever.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: Look at they were they were, yeah, they were. They
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: were like dipping their mutz of rellisticks and stuff. Farmer John's.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 6: That's funny.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys are farmer boys and farmer Johns. Is
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: that's different. Yeah yeah, farmer boy boys. Yeah, farmer boys.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: The table side ram nice. Yeah, yeah, I just saw
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: it on Food Beasts. We love that account. Chefsy Masses
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: here with the week two March fatness challenge and what
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: is this the challenges? Can you gain weight like Hollywood
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: actors like Hollywood don Well, here's the things.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: Can you use their diets? That's what we have today.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: There's specific diets that they used to gain all the
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: weight for certain roles. We'll start with our close personal
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: friend and not at all cult leader Jared Letoy famously
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: gained like sixty something pounds to play Mark play Mark
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: David Chapman for I think it's called the Chapter twenty
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: seven was the movie about you know, shooting Don John.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: Lennon and whatever.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: And he said he did it with the number one
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: thing you're going to see and all these weight gain
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: diets is defrosted ice cream.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 6: We'd like to opens melted ice cream, one of you.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 6: I know what's bad about that.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: I've got a good ice cream.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Be careful of mine kind of popped a little out
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: of the top, so they're all sealed, but it's liquid,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: so be careful when you open it. But here's the
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: thing that Jared Little did that. I don't know what
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: quite why he did this is he said he added
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: soy sauce and olive oil.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: Why soy sauce.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to perfectly good melted ice cream fatness
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: for you like foam.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I get I guess I get the
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: olive oil extra fat.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: But it exploded. Yeah I don't. I don't just add
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: more flavor, more variety to get a little savory kicked
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: to it. I think so you crap it out, Yeah, exactly.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: The soy sauce sounds good.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 6: I'm kind of curious about the soy sauce.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, salt and sweet goes well, mummy, a little on
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 5: the chocolate. I love soft ice cream, melted ice cream.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: You know, I put my ice cream in the microwave.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: The melts.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 7: Its weird going to mix it. That's weird, especially being melted.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 7: The soy sauce. You think it would just kind of
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 7: sit there, but it just oozes down into it.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: All right, shall we put a pinch?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, right, we put a lot of soy sauce.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: Enjoy you right, Yeah, not bad, not terrible. Salt and
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: sweet go great to go.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it kind of cancels out the sweet. It's pretty good.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Why couldn't you just put it on? Like? Why does
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: that to be melted ice cream goes down quicker, gulp
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: it faster, right, Like, why would you want to do that?
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: Favor it? Well, yeah, but you're.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: Trying to get yuck. What flavor ice cream do you have?
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: Because we have chocolate and it won't have butter pecan.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: I have coffee, but I don't like chocolate chip. Oh god,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: that's weird.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: The only people I gave specific flavors to was I
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: gave what he has meant ship and I gave Greg
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: his vanilla.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: His soy sauce on raspberry ice cream is excellent, sweet
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: and sour.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 6: I actually like the soy sauce and chocolate. I'm not
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 6: mad at that.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: I've got it on cookies and cream and I just
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: don't see the need for it. Yeah, and it's fine.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: I guess it gets boring after a while because I guess, Uh,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: Rob McAlhaney from Always So Yeah, he drank a lot
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: of ice cream too to gain a lot of weight.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 9: For Fat Mac when I when I first saw him,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 9: and like a lot of people, I thought it was
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 9: a prosthetic. He got so fat.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 7: Even if even if you're one of these A listers
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 7: and you're getting paid whatever fifteen million a movie and
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 7: you have to gain forty pounds, I would drop out.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 9: Everybody awards you with a big you know, you always
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 9: get awarded at the big show.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get awarded for that. There's there's like three
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: things you can do to make sure you get an
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: award at an award show. Either there straight and you
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: become you become gay, you get yeah like crazy skinny
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: and play a drug addict, or you become super fat.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 13: But no makeup.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right, but whatever you do, never go full retard.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: That's the rule. Yeah, yeah right. I like the chocolate, yeah,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: just the just the few bites I've taken. This is
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: gonna make me poop so hard I can already tell
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: straight up went yuck. So yeah, I like it. It
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: goes great with chocolate. And I'm not a huge fan
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: of olive oil just in general taste like anything.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: Also, wasn't that that big bush with Starbucks just like
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 5: yeah oil the coffee that didn't.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: Go very well? Right, yeah, no, one else doesn't go
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: very well. Soy sauce on vanilla.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 13: So that makes sense because when I had it was butterbek.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 13: I didn't have chocolate like you guys.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: It's chocolate is awesome, roasted, fermented sort of things.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really good. Actually, all right, March Fatness. This
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: is a week number two celebrity fattening diets. And next
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: we are going to go with Charley's then and her
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: weight gain for the movie Monster. Oh for Eileen Warnos,
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah they executed her right in real life, babe. Well,
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: she famously said she loved donuts potato chip, so we
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: have done a potato chip sandwiches.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're back in talking.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: So these are regular like just glazed yeast style donuts
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: with regular regular like ridging, you know, potato chips, no flavors.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: All right, just sell these? Is this a cake donut
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: a glaze? Yeah, that's I think it's okay. Maybe drier
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: than regular. Well, yeah, they would have to be to
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: cut them in half. I refer to use to cut these.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely love it.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: You know it does. You don't want to tastes the
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: potato chip. It just adds more like a texture to it.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, stuff in the Dubai chocolate. Everybody likes thanky Christmas
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 6: love it.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: The only the only obstacle for donut people would be
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: how do you cut a donut in half while it's
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: still hot?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: And more?
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the chip disappears, so just yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Just.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: That's a thousand out of ten.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: It was lovely. Yeah, I'll give that a I'll give
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: that a nine out of ten.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's perfect.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: How could you hate it? Yeah, I'll give it because again,
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: if the idea that the idea of this is just
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: gaining weight, this will do the drink.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and I could use more chip, oh yeah, and
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 14: maybe some maybe.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 6: Some soy sauce.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 15: I want a little bit more of that saltiness from
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 15: the chips with the doughnuts straight.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: That far between the two, I would definitely go like
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, fattening up. I'll go with this.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the donut, the chip donut is ten out of ten.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 7: And for the ice cream, I would do the soy sauce,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 7: but not the olive oil.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they didn't do anything, but I'm trying to put
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 9: my salaries in the shoes of the listener who's sitting
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 9: there listening to this.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: Do you think anybody hears this and goes, I'm going
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: to try that? Yeah, like we're doing it for the experiment.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 6: They can literally fatter, but but we all love the donut.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think someone's going to go out today and
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: get a donut and put chips on it just because
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: they heard it? They go, wow, you know what, I
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: want to try that because I have.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 9: A lot like I'm very suggestible and if I heard
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 9: people talking about I would absolutely do it.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And a lot of this stuff will be fun
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: for like a kid's birthday party. Hey, we're gonna mess around,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: have to play, you know, fun thing.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So Yeah, that's definitely better of the
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: two things, the melted ice cream with the soy sauce
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: and the olive oil. Yeah yeah, yeah, but this one,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: this one's good. March Fatness Week two challenge. And Greg,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: you just brought up mayonnaise. Of course we got some
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: of that. I hate because apparently when Matt Damon gained
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of weight for The Informant and for every
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: Day Life.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 4: Well no, if here's new, like Hercules movie, he ripped again, Troy,
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah whatever, he's very famously ripped.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: He ate a lot of blueberry cheesecake and Mayo blueberry together.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's fine, you can't.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 6: It makes my throat start quivering.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: Really is a gift from Jesus, that's j C.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 16: I like.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: I like Mayo and a lot of stuff. I don't
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: think it necessarily belongs on everything, but well, yeah, I
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: am a fan. I'm not a hater. Maybe that's one
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: of those things. Either people love it or they hate.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 6: On a sandwich.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 9: But like, I've seen people put it on hot dogs.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 9: I want to throw up. I've seen people just eat it.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 6: I want to throw up.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, give it to me. Oh, yeah, we want strawberry.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 5: I'll just do this cheese cake that I got here.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: But yeah, mayonnaise, oh God, put extra on it.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: It looks like if, for if I had a quarter
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: second woodie. Oh that's a nice miracle whip or something. Yeah,
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: whip was just basically be putting frosting on it.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 9: I grew up with, the miracle whip because I had
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 9: one of those moms, the weight watchers, the snack wells,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 9: the miracle web a little cool.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: We maybe yeah. Now, visually it's like there's no conflicting
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: textures like potato chips. I don't like the pang uh No,
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta bite this guy some of the Graham cracker
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: crust now, because I wanted the full flavor, a palette,
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: full full flavor combination. Huh. Having no conflicting textures, it
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: kind of disappears, kind of like because the tang the
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: tanginess of it shoots out, and I like that better
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: be your piece.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 6: He literally scorted so much mana as there's no getting
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  Speaker 6: around it.
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  Speaker 1: Well that I, oh my god, so much mayo. You
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  Speaker 1: can't avoid it. It gives me the saltiness too, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got a big piece of cheesecake with it. It
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  Speaker 1: was probably it did ruin it, because the cheesecake itself
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  Speaker 1: is pretty good cheesecake. It ruined a perfectly good piece
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  Speaker 1: of cheesecake. I will say, the solid cheesecake. I don't
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  Speaker 1: love it, but it didn't. It's not it's not great.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think it gives it saltiness?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You think it would give it more up? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Derek texting in you guys gotta try mayo with your spaghetti.
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  Speaker 1: That's no disgusting, right, but yeah, are you talking about
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: like instead of putting like a tomato sauce like a
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  Speaker 1: marin Aa sauce on the spaghetti, you just like drizzle
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: uh mannaise on it. Well, it's closer to well, you
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  Speaker 1: know that would be that would really be like a
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: pasta salad like a macaroni you put like, yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you just put like some carrot shreds and some celery
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  Speaker 1: in there, that's that's what it is. Any butter on
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  Speaker 1: a grilled cheese. My son was doing this the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: And he goes, let's do we mom? And his his grandmam.
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  Speaker 1: My mom's mom does it. My wife's mom does it.
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  Speaker 1: He had scrambled eggs, and he was taking like like
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  Speaker 1: a little spoonful of butter and just putting the butter
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  Speaker 1: on top of the cooked eggs. We're not like putting
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  Speaker 1: the butter in the pan and then cooking the eggs,
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: like just taking butter and topping it.
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  Speaker 7: That's straight up march fatness right there, highly unnecessary.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? He goes, it's not weird, and
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  Speaker 1: I go, no, I mean to cook the eggs with butter.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't see. I guess what's the difference. Really, I've never
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  Speaker 1: really thought of it, about doing right, like putting a
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  Speaker 1: doll up of butter on top of scrambled eggs, And
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  Speaker 1: I never thought I never even heard that either. I mean,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: but you would cook eggs. Butter makes everything better, but
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: on like you put butter on the pan and then
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: you'd make a front egg or something like that, but
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: as a topping, as a topping nuts so much.
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  Speaker 7: If even Madness didn't think to do that, something's wrong. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I know somebody that put butter on their bagel and
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 7: then cream cheese on top of the Butter's weird. Mega
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 7: cream cheese with the jelly on top of the cream cheese.
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  Speaker 4: But you like it.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that before too. All right, well it's March fatness. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Out of the out of the three, the donut with
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: the chips is the best one. Yeah, the cheesecake is
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: the last. It's disgustedly And who did that? Matt Damon,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: Mad Damon, I no longer want to.
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  Speaker 6: You need to tell your wife that here's the thing
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  Speaker 6: you don't need.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. You can have a
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: piece of How about this? How about you put like,
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: you know, a lot of mayonnaise on like a turkey
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: sandwich right on you know, buttered bread like stuff that
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: would go together, and then eat the sandwich and then
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: eat the piece of cheesecake to chase them for dessert.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: If you're trying, like why put the mayonnaise on top
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: of the cheesecake, because.
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  Speaker 9: You're you're wasting good you know, uh, stomach space with
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 9: the turkey and the lettuce and all that.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I tell you my my stomach. I'm telling
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: you I'm gonna have like a major as explosion. I think,
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: really the I think it's the melted ice creams that
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: did it? Yeah, that did it?
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 6: Also, I mean didn't help.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: Uh, Sammy ate the entire piece of cheesecake, the entire.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 8: Are you?
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 11: I know?
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  Speaker 13: I tried it with the mayonnaise and it wasn't good,
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 13: and then I just ate the whole rest of the
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 13: piece of cheesecake because that was really good.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: Did you take the mayonnaise off it? Or you eat
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: the manonnaise too?
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 13: I just try to bite with the mayonnaise and then
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 13: the rest of the day.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, like it was like a dipping.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 9: So what I was hearing it was like's defense, it
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 9: was a cold dessert.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 1: Do you find Okay? So Medce and I are both
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: taking zet bound. You're on zet bound now too, right,
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: so the zet bound kills my appetite, like I am
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: just not hungry of the time. Yeah, but you know
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: what I find, it does not kill It does not
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: kill your craving for like for me. It could be
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: for other people like maybe chips or something like that,
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: something salty, but it doesn't kill my my sweet tooth.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, like I might not want actual food, but man,
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: there's always room for a girl Scout cookie. You will
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: eat it.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 6: It's not like God, this would taste my good right now,
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 6: but I'm just not hungry.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: You do eat it? Yeah, you won't eat a whole sleeve?
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, But then I won't eat actual food because
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: even after like a couple you know, say girl scout cookies.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: Now it's like I have absolutely no appetite. Rule you
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: know how I feel that void? It's dude, the coke
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 1: zeros man, I slam those things like, well no, I
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: mean I do a lot of that too, but but
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: that gives you that like sweet, I feel like I
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 1: gotta But I'm saying, I feel like I got to
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 1: do a better job of making a conscious decision to
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: eat actual food.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, it's like.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 9: When people get stomach staples and it's like you only
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 9: have like an inch of room.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: It better be something good for you, right Because like
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 1: for a while, the experts thought like all the g
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: l P one weight loss stuff like you know of
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: zepic and zep bound and stuff would crush the candy business,
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: Like the candy business would be done. But smaller appetites,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: they say, mean fewer snacks, which leads to you know, yeah,
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: you definitely have to balance it out, you know, sadder
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: sales for chocolates and things like candies and things like that,
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: that is apparently not the case. Nice So and you
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: know they make all the Swiss chocolate companies. They say
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: their sales are up like seventeen percent among GLP one
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: users last year.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 9: I wonder if it's just instead of like kind of
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 9: like you like, instead of eating a whole birthday, they're
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 9: having one lint ball.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 1: Exact, that's exactly what it is. So they say instead
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: of the mindlessly munching on chips or pizza or whatever.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 1: They say that you know from the survey of their
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: customers and the people who are on these things, they
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: say they're just upgrading to premium products. And also they
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 1: want something that's like wrapped. Yeah, yeah, I get it. So, Greg,
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: is this going to be like your canoe was when
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: you first started on the show this time around, where
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: you had one canoli and then you got super fat? Yeah,
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: it could be Sammy has one piece of cheesecake. Yeah, God,
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: that would be so excusing, fat fat Sam. Yeah, she's
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be fat and comfortable because now she's got she's
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: got the boyfriend. Ye all happy yea, yeah, partnered up.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 15: I didn't realized that I'd been depressed my entire She's
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 15: so short.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: She's gonna end up just looking like a bowling ball.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, she's gonna have a hard time finding wedding dresses.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Sammy, have you and your opinion ever felt overweight?
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 1: No, it's crazy. I can't imagine. She's one of the
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: people who's always tiny. Yeah yeah, I mean I.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 16: Just have been.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 15: And the thing is is that, like people also tell
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 15: you all the time too, So it's not one of
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 15: those things where I can even trick myself into thinking
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 15: like I have gained weight or I'm getting bigger.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 13: Because I'm short too.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 12: Going along with being small.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 13: It's just like the whole packages everyone tells me all
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 13: the time.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 1: People tell me I'm skinny all the time. You're small. Yeah,
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 1: join fun. Thank you very much. Birthday boy, you got it.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: Gregg's birthday you guys man, Happy birthday once again. Thank
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: you very much. We love you.
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  Speaker 3: I love.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for Wednesday, everybody. Yeah, full show
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• 2:01:18
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• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: you guys, Saint Patrick's Day is coming up on Tuesday,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 1: so it's a Saint Patrick's Day themed throw back Thursday.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: So green Irish drinking, lean to drinks, names of different
• 2:02:08
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• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: parting words wisdom please, Yeah, don't be ashamed of who
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: you are. That's your parents' job.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 8: Like that.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder, like, uh, it'd be interesting. I think
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 1: this might be something to do like time capsule kind
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: of thing, uh, for parents when your kids are little,
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: I mean like little little, before once they're in high school.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's there's already signs. But like when your kids,
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: like before they go into kindergarten, say four five years old,
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 1: you write down what you think they're gonna be, what
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 1: you think they're going to turn out, Like, what's their
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: personality going to be? Like, yeah, what kind of a
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: person do you think they're going to end up being?
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: A track to to? Yes, you know the good idea?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: Really? And then you you u you get it notarized,
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: right or have like a picture of you holding up
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: a newspaper something like to verify the date later and
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: then you open it up on their thirtieth birthday. I
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 1: like that, and some people would be so disappointed. Oh yeah,
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: I don't It could be a fun family game, like,
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, my parents had so many hopes for me.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: Like what did your parents think you were gonna do? Wonder? Yeah,
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: what kind of profession do you think they had in
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: mind for you? Or you know what, your daughter's young
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: enough right now, do that for her, write it all down. Yeah,
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 1: but we already have inkling in the stuff that she's
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: into mo bos something like that probably. Thank you very much,
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the One
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: we ave but appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday.
• 2:03:50
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