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Weiner in the Bush | Friday April 4, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Fred Day, April fourth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Congratulations, you have made it to the
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  Speaker 1: end of the week. I'm happy about that. However, there
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  Speaker 1: is something looming here inside the treehouse that we need
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  Speaker 1: to discuss. And take a deep breath because this is
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  Speaker 1: going to be very difficult for me. Trey, Jerry, do
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  Speaker 1: you know the most dangerous county in Texas for a broadcaster?
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  Speaker 1: It's Hunt County, northeast of Dallas. Hunt County is the
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  Speaker 1: most dangerous county in Texas for a broadcaster. Not because
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  Speaker 1: of crime or anything actually dangerous. It's because it's impossible
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  Speaker 1: to say Hunt County so many times that you don't
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  Speaker 1: accidentally switch the C in County to replace the H
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  Speaker 1: in Hunt. Think about what that switcheroo might do when
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  Speaker 1: it said out loud. Look, just saying that sentence out
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  Speaker 1: loud finds me on the precipice of disaster because it's
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  Speaker 1: a major FCC infraction to say that word on the
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  Speaker 1: public airwaves. Trey uses it all the time in his
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  Speaker 1: personal life, but even he knows not to say it
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  Speaker 1: on the air. Now, knowing all of that, this may
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  Speaker 1: be the most challenging read of my entire career. Are
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  Speaker 1: you ready?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty one people were arrested at an active cockfight in
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  Speaker 1: Hunt County. I say again, for the sake of sensationalism,
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  Speaker 1: that twenty one people were arrested at a cockfight in
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  Speaker 1: Hunt County. I did it. I didn't say the word yes. Ah. Now,
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  Speaker 1: keep in mind, I'll probably say it some other time
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  Speaker 1: in here. I have done that, by the way, I've
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  Speaker 1: done that at least twice on two different stations. I
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  Speaker 1: did it once on k l L. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to remember the call. I was trying to remember the
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  Speaker 1: call letters because they changed so many times. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want k l L I Live one oh five three,
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  Speaker 1: which was CBS Radio at the time. I believe it
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  Speaker 1: was during a weather report and there was sort of
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  Speaker 1: that was at the Eagle. Oh okay, oh, you're right. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this time, I'm even giving a weather warning and I
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  Speaker 1: called Hunt County County that was a weather alert.
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  Speaker 3: And we didn't pick it, and none of us picked
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 1: That's how natural it sounds. Yeah, I mean it really does.
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  Speaker 1: When you say Hunt County and you just say it
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  Speaker 1: repeatedly in a very relaxed setting, like the treehouse is.
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  Speaker 1: On occasion, it's gonna you're gonna slip up and it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be County. So yeah, the weather alert at the Eagle,
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  Speaker 1: that was when I accidentally called Hunt County. The other thing?
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  Speaker 1: What was it then? When we were at CBS Radio
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  Speaker 1: at Live one O five three? Do you remember that
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  Speaker 1: screw up?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 1: How did I get that switched up?
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  Speaker 3: Just? I think it was just a story with Hunt
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  Speaker 3: County in it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I go back to my original point, which
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  Speaker 1: is there has never been a more dangerous news article
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  Speaker 1: to share on the radio than twenty one people arrested
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  Speaker 1: at a cock fight in Hunt County. Every time I
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  Speaker 1: say it, I could feel it bubbling up inside of me.
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  Speaker 2: Or you're aware of it. The harder it is, too, right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh way, wait, way harder, Thank you, Jim. There's two
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  Speaker 1: hard seas in that sentence. And I know I know you, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: You sent that story on purpose to me, not because
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  Speaker 1: of its newsworthiness, but because you wanted to see if
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  Speaker 1: I would screw up and not call it Hunt County.
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  Speaker 3: I of you're absolutely correct.
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  Speaker 5: I know you.
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  Speaker 1: I've known you for twenty years. I know I know
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  Speaker 1: what your motives are.
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  Speaker 3: Just the cock fighting in Hunt County.
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  Speaker 1: See, even you're doing it right there. The only thing
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  Speaker 1: you can do to try to avoid it is to
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  Speaker 1: overenunciate the letters that you're trying not to switch, because
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  Speaker 1: you're trying not to switch the CU in County in
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  Speaker 1: front of the hunt of Hunt. In order to do that,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to over emphossize those sounds. So you have
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  Speaker 1: to say I almost said I almost said it right there.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say Hunt County. You can't just say
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  Speaker 1: Hunt County because then you're like that. That's where the
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  Speaker 1: slip up occurs. If you get too relaxed that H
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  Speaker 1: and the C will switch and you've said something very
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  Speaker 1: very bad. Now, keep in mind the podcast version of
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  Speaker 1: this show. You can say that all day. It doesn't matter,
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  Speaker 1: but we try to radio at it the entirety of
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  Speaker 1: the show so we don't have to go back and
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  Speaker 1: bleep unnecessarily. I would just like to pat myself on
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  Speaker 1: the back here by saying it has been six minutes
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  Speaker 1: and I have said Hunt County numerous times. I have
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  Speaker 1: said twenty one people arrested at a cockfight in Hunt
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  Speaker 1: County numerous times, and I have yet to screw it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yay me.
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  Speaker 1: If I accomplish nothing else today, I will have not
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  Speaker 1: said the bad word version of Hunt County. And I
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  Speaker 1: also made my bed. So look at me go here
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  Speaker 1: you go, gold stars all around. Can't hold me down?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jared, Yes we do. That is something the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse is missing. We need a gold star chart in here.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm first.
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  Speaker 3: And congratulations you got through it saying hunt fighting and
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  Speaker 3: oh let's vote in Festo.
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  Speaker 1: Texas Legislature year. They only convene every two years, but
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  Speaker 1: state of Texas a better place for us all unless
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  Speaker 1: you're poor. Because apparently being poor isn't punishment enough. So
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  Speaker 1: the Texas Senate has already passed a bill that would
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  Speaker 1: ban food stamp recipients from buying things like soda chips
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  Speaker 1: and candy. Now, I would like to point out that
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  Speaker 1: years ago I was on board with this kind of
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  Speaker 1: a thing. It's like, no, I shouldn't. I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: to pay for that type of stuff with my tax dollars.
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  Speaker 1: But as I've gotten older, I've gotten a little more empathetic.
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  Speaker 1: But let me give you a little more insight into this.
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  Speaker 1: The Texas Senate passed a bill that would ban snap
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  Speaker 1: food recipients from buying things like soda chips and candy.
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  Speaker 1: The bill now heads to the Texas House for consideration. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there are two side to this story. One side is
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel like my tax dollars should be spent
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  Speaker 1: on someone buying soda chips and candy. That's not necessary
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  Speaker 1: to live. They shouldn't. My money shouldn't go towards that.
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  Speaker 1: The other side of that would be, well, I'm poor,
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  Speaker 1: am I not allowed to have something that tastes good. Trey,
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  Speaker 1: where do you fall on this? You are a resident
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  Speaker 1: conservative inside the treehouse, I'm a I'm a well known
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  Speaker 1: fence writer. So I look at both sides and and
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  Speaker 1: I'll decide later.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. My deal isn't about the tax dollar is
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  Speaker 3: so much. Is just the the growing rate of obesity
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  Speaker 3: and and things like that. The health concerns are to
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  Speaker 3: me more a better reason why to do this. But
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's we need sweeping changes across the board,
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  Speaker 3: not just you know. And and I'm with you, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I hate the fact that you feel like you're penalizing
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  Speaker 3: uh poor people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that and that that's what it feels like.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that at the core, that's why a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people get on it. I think they see
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  Speaker 1: a bill like this and say, I don't want my
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  Speaker 1: tax dollars being spent on junk food because that's going
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  Speaker 1: to make you even more unhealthy. And also I think
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  Speaker 1: there is an aspect to it that people say I
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  Speaker 1: don't want my tax dollars being spent on junk food
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  Speaker 1: because hang on, just lost my train of thought. Hang On,
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  Speaker 1: I lost it. I'll get it dollars, junk food, tax dollars,
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  Speaker 1: junk food.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on, my brain has spent on It.
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  Speaker 1: Is a broken garbage heap on fire. You ever seen
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  Speaker 1: you ever seen a pile of tires on fire. That's
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  Speaker 1: what my brain feels like right now, especially because I
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  Speaker 1: had a really solid point and it was for the
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  Speaker 1: other side, and now I've ruined it. Let me read
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  Speaker 1: more story. Maybe I'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Texas Senator Mas Middleston from Galveston is the author of
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  Speaker 1: the junk food crackdown. He says, the goal is not
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  Speaker 1: to punish the poor. Okay, now I remember what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: One aspect of not wanting your tax dollars being spent
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  Speaker 1: on junk food, is I lost it again? Health, No,
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  Speaker 1: there's another There was another tire flare up somewhere back
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  Speaker 1: in here. Hang on, all right, man, go back to
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  Speaker 1: reading the story. It'll come back to me.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He says. The goal of the bill is not to
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  Speaker 1: punish the poor. He says, items, it's a deterrence. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I don't want my tax dollars being
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  Speaker 1: spent on this junk food, so therefore it's an incentive
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  Speaker 1: for you to get off of the food stamp program.
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  Speaker 1: You want good you want good food, stop, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go out and get a job. I think that's the
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  Speaker 1: mentality a lot of people have that are in support
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  Speaker 1: of that bill. But out the fire, no wa and
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  Speaker 1: go back to normal stuff. Anyway, The author of the
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  Speaker 1: bill says the goal is not to punish the poor.
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  Speaker 1: He says items like soda, energy drinks, candy, potato chips,
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  Speaker 1: corn chips, cookies, they don't just lack nutritional value, they
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  Speaker 1: are bad for you. And another Senator, Nathan Johnson, says
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  Speaker 1: it's really hard for people to make good health decisions
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  Speaker 1: when all they've seen their whole lives is junk food.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not entirely sure then, how this is going
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  Speaker 1: to help other than them telling you, if you're on
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  Speaker 1: food stamps, we're going to force you to make better
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  Speaker 1: food options. The problem with that is this, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to have a law in place that actually helps
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  Speaker 1: people make better health related decisions, then you need to
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  Speaker 1: make health food cheaper. You need to make healthy food
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  Speaker 1: cheaper than the soda, the chip, the candy, and the crap.
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  Speaker 1: Because unless you can do that, those snap benefits don't
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  Speaker 1: go as far ask anyone that's tried to buy grilled chicken,
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  Speaker 1: that's just tried to buy chicken breast. It's more expensive
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  Speaker 1: than the other cuts of chicken, all these other just
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  Speaker 1: go shopping train those this. You and I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to eat healthy for years. It's more expensive to eat
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  Speaker 1: health So if you want people on food stamps to
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  Speaker 1: make better decisions, then you need to find a way
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  Speaker 1: to make the healthy stuff cheaper for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: That's my soapbox for the day.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I would like to pose if there is an
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  Speaker 2: issue with people's diets, then I would like to pose
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  Speaker 2: that that's more of an education issue, and you cannot
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  Speaker 2: educate them by denying them the ability eats. I'm a hedonist,
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  Speaker 2: so you need to be able to have potato chips
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  Speaker 2: with your sandwich. There's nothing wrong with drinking the occasional soda.
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  Speaker 2: We all know that there's nothing wrong with, you know,
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  Speaker 2: consuming these things moderately. If there's a problem, it needs
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  Speaker 2: to be addressed somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just the poor people that need to make
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  Speaker 1: better food choices. It's our entire society needs to make
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  Speaker 1: better choices.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're preaching moderation to a society that does
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  Speaker 3: not know that. You know, we are absolutely make it bigger,
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  Speaker 3: make it, you know, faster, make it stronger.
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  Speaker 1: And honestly, putting potato chips on your sandwiches is the
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  Speaker 1: epitome of that. It's gluttonous and delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 1: We know what's bad, but god damn does it taste good.
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  Speaker 3: It sucks. But hopefully you're right. It is an education issue.
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  Speaker 3: But at a certain point you've got to stop the
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  Speaker 3: cycle because it is something people see that they don't
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  Speaker 3: know better, and so they just keep doing it. So
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  Speaker 3: maybe this is the way to stop the cycle of it.
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  Speaker 1: Is that is stop the cycle? Is that what that
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  Speaker 1: crazy lady from the infomercial used to say years ago,
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  Speaker 1: the one with the short spiky.
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  Speaker 3: Hair, Susan powder stuff insanity stopped the insanity?
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  Speaker 1: Oh can we bring her back for the education part
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  Speaker 1: of this?
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  Speaker 3: I think she's dead?
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  Speaker 1: Did she did? She choke on a potato chip? But
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  Speaker 1: a nice stopped the insanity movement? You know that that
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  Speaker 1: could that could be useful. H meals on wheels didn't stick.
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  Speaker 1: You can only sweat to the oldies for so long.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Mally along with Trey Trentholm and Jerry Caldwell.
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  Speaker 1: Today is Friday, April fourth, twoenty twenty five. Do you
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  Speaker 1: guys know the cheeky smuggler? I'm sorry, what the cheeky smuggler?
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  Speaker 3: I do not.
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  Speaker 1: He might be loosely related to the Muffin Man, but
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  Speaker 1: a twenty six year old man was arrested on Sunday
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  Speaker 1: for allegedly trying to smuggle methamphetamine across the Texas Messic
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  Speaker 1: the Texas Mexico border. US Customs and Border Protection is
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  Speaker 1: calling the suspect the cheeky smuggler after finding the drugs
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  Speaker 1: inside his buttocks at the Isleta International Crossing in El Paso.
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  Speaker 1: This is where being a law enforcement officer pays off,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: is when you get to name certain criminals and coming
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  Speaker 1: up with a doozy like the cheeky smuggler because someone's
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  Speaker 1: smuggling methan there butt. Well, that's a fine day as
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  Speaker 1: a police officer.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so is this like like implanted in like a
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  Speaker 3: fake butt? Are we talking in the butt or like
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  Speaker 3: up just hot dog?
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  Speaker 1: So the story does not go into detail, tray, but
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  Speaker 1: but there are clues. Okay, here is clue number one.
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  Speaker 5: One.
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  Speaker 1: Second, here's clue number one. Okay, the shape, Oh, go ahead, tray.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I think that was definitely up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't believe that was sandwiched in between the
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  Speaker 1: two buns like a hot dog. This was more corn
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  Speaker 1: dog style. Yeah, that's The packaging on the meth is
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  Speaker 1: of a shape that would lend itself to insertion. But again,
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  Speaker 1: they don't go into detail in the story. So the
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  Speaker 1: possibility does exist that since the package of the meth
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  Speaker 1: is hot dog shaped, maybe it was put in his
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  Speaker 1: backside like a hot dog. Between the two buntons, in
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  Speaker 1: other words, so you could see it. However, Trey and
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  Speaker 1: I learned this yesterday on the Treehouse Show. There was
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  Speaker 1: a man also this past week who was busted at
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  Speaker 1: the border trying to smuggle two hundred and fifty pounds
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  Speaker 1: of boloney. He was doing it in the back of
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  Speaker 1: his truck. He was not doing it in the same
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  Speaker 1: manner that this young man was, because if we're being honest,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to put twenty two packages of bologne
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  Speaker 1: in your button. If you are, then you're the greatest
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  Speaker 1: drug mule of all time. Anyway, the point is this
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  Speaker 1: Border patrols really good at their job, and the dogs
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  Speaker 1: had a really easy week, right The border patrol canines
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  Speaker 1: had a really easy week. I say that because not
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  Speaker 1: only did they bust him in with two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty pounds of balgoney in his truck, it's processed to meet.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to be a highly trained canine to
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  Speaker 1: smell that. Now there's this guy who has a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of meth hidden in his butt. You're trying to Any
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  Speaker 1: normal dog is gonna sniff someone's butt and probably flag
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  Speaker 1: that there's something amiss in here. It really is like
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  Speaker 1: a it's like a walk in the park for these
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  Speaker 1: canines over this last weekend.
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  Speaker 3: That and the size of that thing. He had to
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  Speaker 3: like kind of be duck walking and look very uncomfortable
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  Speaker 3: as he's a approaching the border.
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  Speaker 1: That stated, boy, Yeah, yeah, I think uh, I think
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  Speaker 1: that would also be a pretty strong clue that he's
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  Speaker 1: hiding something.
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  Speaker 2: What'd you have for dinner last night?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? If you're going to try to smuggle things across
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• 22:20
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• 22:22
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  Speaker 1: Trenholme and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April fourth, twenty
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: twenty five. I have a very special story to share
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  Speaker 1: with you too today. On an island south of Adelaide.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I think I said that wrong. Adelaide, Adelaide. I've never
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: been to austri Adelaide, Adelaide. That makes more sense. For
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a time that I think about it, I feel like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the story is gonna need some music in me just
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a moment here. Let me dig through and try to
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  Speaker 1: find something that I feel like will fit the vibe
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: of this particular story. You see here, Here we go,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Here we go, guys, hear that? Okay, we started over
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: for effect? All right, here we go. All good stories,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: get this music. On an island south of Adelaide, a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: strange creature has been seen creeping through the bush. A long,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: cylindrical body and long snout flanked by floppy ears or
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: diad giveaways. But this Wiener dog named Valerie isn't lost anymore.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: After almost eighteen months of living wild on Kangaroo Island,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: local police are poised to get her out of there
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and reunite her with her owners, Josh and Georgia. So yes,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: if you're following along in Australia, a Wiener has survived
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the bush, aren't you glad? I've gone so far out
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: of my way to share this story with you today.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Inside the treehouse.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: That's a big setup for that bunch of.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It really was. I don't care, it's Friday. I'm having fun. Oh.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It also is just a really good story and the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: fact that it's right within the window. But it's true.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: It's freakish to think about it. In reality, a miniature
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Wiener dog in Australia has somehow survived eighteen months in
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the bush.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: If there was a breed of dog, I can believe
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you're with me on the Wiener love Jerry. Oh yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: My very first dog was a docsuent and I loved
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: that dog. She was my very first memory at the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: age of one, and when I told my dad that
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: that my first memory was of that little dog. He said,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: there's no way, And so I described to him what
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I remembered that he just assumed was a dream that
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I was confusing with real life. And I told him
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I remember going to this front door, opening up a
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: wooden door with the glass that was a sort of
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you know, prism style, so you couldn't quite see through it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: It was stylish glass, opening the front door, walking into
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this tile entryway, and seeing this little reddish brown Wiener
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: dog puppy come scurrying up to me, went right past
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: my dad, who had bent over saying, come here, sween,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you come here, come here, and she bolted straight past him,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: right into my waiting, little five year old hands. And
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: when I told my dad dad story, he said, son
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: of a bitch, you do remember that? He actually, I
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: think he may have said f me, but still what
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: he said excitedly there, I didn't remember exactly, but I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: remembered that I remembered the dog. And he said, I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right you. I can't believe you remember that,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and I do. I love Wiener dogs.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: No, you said you were one.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: M oh yeah, sorry, one, not five.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: One. Yes, I was one. Your love of wieners was
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: from an early age, It really was. You did give
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: the greatest SoundBite.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Earlier when I said that, So you're with me.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Jerry in the love of Wieners.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of knew what I was saying there. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I was just I'm just having fun with it, like
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you with the Wieners, Wiener dogs, Wiener dogs. No one
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Brown would freak out. But it really is a wild story.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen months, this docs has survived in the wild in Australia.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't survive eighteen minutes.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I mean, that's what makes it all the
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: more impressive is it's Australia. They're just everything around you
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: can kill you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And Jerry, you said you're not surprised that a doxin
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: or Wiener dog, that that breed is one that would
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: survive the Australian outback.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. As a matter of fact, has anyone asked
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: this dog if they want to come back to civilization?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a good question. She may be live. Valerie
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: may be living her best life.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I forgot what they're They're originally bred to hunt like
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: moles or.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Some brown Yeah, they're ground dogs.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: What was told to me is that they were bred
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to go into holes and like you said, anything in
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the hole gets her long and slender, and and I
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: can attest I still have a scar in my right ear.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: They bite really really hard. They are fighters.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I remember when you got that scar.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Trey wasn't there that was wasn't that kind
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: of a party. But what was told to me is
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: that they were bred to like go into holes in
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the burrows and things like that, and like pull out
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: badgers and wolverines and such. I don't know why you'd
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: want to pull one out of there, but I don't know.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I guess for the furs. Back in the day, no
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: one ever answered that question for me. And so it's
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: that thinking, Jerry, is the reason why you think that
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the wier dog is an appropriate breed to survive the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: bush of Australia.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Absolutely okay.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: It's interesting though that they still can't catch her. They said,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: she go ahead.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm like, does she want to be caught?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: It's probably out there thinking this is awesome.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: There are teams of people trying to get her. Now,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like I said earlier, local police think they're close. They
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: think they're close in twenty twenty three.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: The pair.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Josh and Georgia in twenty twenty three, were enjoying a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: camping holiday on the island with their miniature docks and Valerie,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: who weighs no more than eight pounds, soaking wet. They
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: said the pampered pooch was used, was used to pink
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: sweaters and toys, treats and ramps to help her get upstairs,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and so the couple thought it would be safe to
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: leave her closed in her cage with plenty of pleasures
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: while they went fishing. First of all, don't do that now,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: don't don't, don't. Don't leave your dog like that In
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Australia no less anyway. But within minutes of casting their lines,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: another camper told him Valerie had escaped, run underneath a
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: van and then bolted into the bush when some people
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: tried to coax her out. They said, we spent the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: next five days searching for her through the bush, hiking
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: up and down big hills, and camping overnight, having packed
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: only one pair of clothes each, and amid the stink,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the rain and all the conditions, they had to give up.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Now they've just heard last month that Valerie had been
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: seen on the island at the end of February, just
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: over nine miles from the campsite where she had been lost.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: According to Georgie, she says, we're just waiting to see
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: what conditions he's in and whether she's still domesticated. It's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: all pretty overwhelming. I just want to give her a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: big hug because the local authorities and tour operators feel
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: like they are very close to catching her and bringing
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: her home.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: There's ever a place a wiener is going to be happy.
• 31:39
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan. That's Trey. He is Jerry and today is
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  Speaker 1: Fred Day, April fourth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: some birthdays. It's actually a really good birthday day. I
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: was just taking a brief look in the last break
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: starts out really, I'm gonna skip over a few, but
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: then it picks up steam. Here we go. Jamie Lynn
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Spears is prety four today, Jamie Lynn Spears thirty four today?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Is she the one? Is Jamie Lynn Spears the one
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that had the awful Saturday Night Live performance? Or was that?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Who was that?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: That was Jessica Simpson's sister?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Was that just that was Ashley Simpson Ashley Simpson. Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's hard to keep the.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Jamie Lynn never even got that big enough to be
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: on Saturday Night Live.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: She did make it out of the park though, the
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: trailer park, although it seems that Britney's back in it,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: even though she's still in a penthouse in Vegas. I
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: saw something the other day. TMZ keeps posting stuff like
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Britney Spears dancing on an underwear. I'm like, yeah, I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: get it. Keeps crolling Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I think I think that's become old hat on her Instagram.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I don't even know why that's newsworthy anymore. Yeah,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure even her son's friends are like, come on, lady,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: put some clothes on.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: That's her crazy has become so like just mundane. It's
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: not it's not even a turn on anymore.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take it outside, like, go go back to the
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: go back to the old Brittany where her crazy was
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: on display in full public, in the public going against
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: paparazzi with an umbrella, with a shaved head. That's the
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Britney I miss. Yeah, that's the one Trey loves.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean go go go back to hot Brittany
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: that you know, dancing and just the occasional out of craziness,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: not not just every time you turn on your Instagram
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: you're you're gonna do something that's you've done before.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Britney Spears dancing around in her underwear is
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: not newsworthy. The time she did it with knives, that
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: was interesting, we all watched that. But then it gets
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: it gets old. So if she's gonna dance around again,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: she's gonna have to dance around in her underwear with
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: some flamethrowers or Molotov cocktails or something. Just to keep
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: it interesting. Other birthdays Today, Happy birthday, Jamie Lynn spears.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she loves that it's her birthday, and once
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: again we're left talking about her other birthdays.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Today.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Natasha Leones an actress. She is forty six. Today she's
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: na yet on Russian Doll she's Nicki in Orange is
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the New Black, And if I remember correctly, she was
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the wise, cracking, smart friend on American Pie. She was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: in that as well. Other birthdays. David Blaine, the Magician,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: is fifty two. I think I just saw he's got
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: a new special out. Is it on Disney?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I think so. It's called don't do this, Don't.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Try this, Okay, I won't.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Cool problem solved. He's a hell of a stunt performer.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the new things are that he's got.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Remember one of the ones I remember? I think the
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: two biggest ones I remember him for was him balancing
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: on one foot on top of a building or like
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a spire or something in New York. And the other
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: one was him living in a clear box for like
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: a week.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: He's also been submerged, urged underwater for a very extended
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: period of time. He's been frozen in a block of ice.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Pretty impressive. Happy birthday to him. He is fifty two today.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays. Nancy McKeon is fifty nine, best known as
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Joe on the Facts of Life. She's also Demi Lovato's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: mom on Sunny With a Chance.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: She's only fifty nine.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I would have thought she was
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: much older. Yeah, and now is when we get into
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the super big birthdays. Are you ready? Here we go.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Iron Man slash soon to be Doctor Doom Robert Downey
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Junior is sixty today, sixty years old. Not only is
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: he iron Man, but he's also going to be Doctor Doom.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine the amount of money he now has.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, if he wanted to, he could actually play
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the role of Scrooge McDuck and swim around his own
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: gold coin pool.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he I believe part of his deal with
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: for Iron Man to come back as he took, he
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: got points on the back end of the movie of
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: all of them.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: So yeah, he's riding high.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: According to Celebrity Networth, he is worth three hundred mili.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: That's before Avengers Doomsday that made double I just imagine
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: how much he'd be worth had he not snorted or
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: shot so much of it up in his younger years.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: You know, you never know that's would he be as
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: good if he hadn't been down that road.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: He may not. Had he not, had he not had
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that history, he may not have been so perfect for
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the role of Iron Man.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: He always there's always that less than zero scene.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Oh god, Jerry, have you seen that?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know what scene?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Trey, can you describe it in radio friendly detail?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: He's blown a guy for drugs. Of of.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Jerry, let's bleep that for Brownwood. They're sensitive. But yeah,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that's it. Other birthdays today from Arrested Development and formerly
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: of Mister Show, David Cross is sixty one. Graham Norton,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: the British talk show host, is sixty two, who I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: will say is probably the best of the TV talk
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: show hosts. And usually we're talking about the American ones.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Go watch some of Graham Norton. He's fantastic.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: He is so good. But that's I don't care what
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: side of the aisle you're on. The problem with late
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: night TV in America now is it is all they're
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: all political, you know, and you go back. There is
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: not one time you can go back and watch Johnny
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Carson and figure out where he sits politically. Sure, but
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: it is Yeah, but Graham Norton is a great interview,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: and it's fun, it's relaxed. It's what the Late night
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Talk is supposed to be and instead of what we
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: have now, which is just crap.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Hugo Weaving is sixty five. This guy
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: is a is a prolific and talented actor. He is
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: l Rond, the Elf King and the Lord of the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Rings and Hobbit movies. He's Agent Smith in the Matrix movies,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Megatron in the first three Transformers movies, and the Red
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Skull in Captain America. And that's just tip of the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: iceberg for that guy. He is such a good actor.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Hugo Weaving. He is sixty five today.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: David E.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Kelly is sixty nine. He's the writer producer of HBO's
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Big Little Lies, Ali McNeil, The Practice, Boston Legal, and
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Boston Public. Oh and by the way, if all those
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: things aren't awesome enough on their own, He's also married
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: to Michelle Pfeiffer.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: What's that trait the city?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: You have done well, sir?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder if she ever reminds him of that in bed,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: just kind of rolls over and says, you know you're
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: a miscat Helvin. You are a hell of a writer, producer.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I mean you've done Big Little Eyes, Ali McBeal, The Practice, Boston,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: The Eagle, Boston Public. But if we're being honest, isn't
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: your greatest accomplishment me lying right here next to you
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: and he can't argue that?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. It'd also be funny if she just rolled
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: over and said, Denny Crane.
• 40:37
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• 40:43
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  Speaker 1: is the right way, he's still mad about it. So
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  Speaker 1: if I didn't do it at all, he'd be really pissed.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: of the show. I am I'm trying. All I've got
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  Speaker 1: is my my flashlight app on my phone to try
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  Speaker 1: to anticipate is my lighting situation is not great, especially today,
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  Speaker 1: but we make do so when you hear the Hot
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  Speaker 1: it that you got on your phone recently?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just it's a Boston Legal clip came across
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: my Facebook video thing this morning. I was watching you
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: know where someone takes Alan Shore of Uh oh god,
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I just drew a blank on his name.
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  Speaker 1: But thank god, I'm not the only one drawing a
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  Speaker 1: blank today.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the actor who played James Spader? James Spader and
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: you know Shatner shoots them and then any Crane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting how because like the way the show
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: works sometimes is we'll talk about an individual and then
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  Speaker 1: inevitably it happens to be their birthday or they're related
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  Speaker 1: to someone whose birthday is and the birthday thing. That's
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: part of the reason why we do birthdays is because
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  Speaker 1: there's always some weird crossover that happens. And the way
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  Speaker 1: our phones listen to us, now our show will our
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: show will infiltrate your apps on your phone. So now
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: that we've talked about Boston Legal as much as we
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: have today, we'll probably get served on social media some
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Denny Crane Boston Legal type stuff. And this happened to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: me just the other day because just the other day, Trey,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you and I were talking about how seeing certain types
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: of shoes to help coddle and cuddle your feet now
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: seem appealing. We're at the age now where orthopedic style
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: shoes sound appealing. And my phone heard that. My phone
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: heard that, and it gave me this ad on Instagram,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and I don't even want to say it out loud,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: but I have to. It's uphos f Os is some
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: sort of orthopedic old man sneakers. And I'll admit the
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: neon green with the white it looks pretty stylish, if
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you know, if I'm being honest. So good on you
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Instagram for listening and recommending the ooh my stride shoe
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Active recovery footwear, advanced oohfhoam technology gets you back. And
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: even someone comments best supportive shoes out there. So we're
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: all of a certain age that supportive shoes now sound
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: kind of nice because not only do I want to hug,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: but so do my feet.
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  Speaker 3: Did you order them.
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  Speaker 1: In every single color? I mean, look at it. Styl
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: is right, And the good news is no one's really
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: aware of this brand. If I wear Sketchers, I'd look
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: like an old ass, you know, and I just I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: can't have that. But I got these. If I get these,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: then maybe I look halfway uh normal, because honestly, the
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: only way anyone's going to know that name brand is
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: if they too have them. It makes sense in my head.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I had a tire fire in my brain earlier today.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Let me have the comfy shoe thing.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: What what other ads pop up based on our on
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  Speaker 3: the show that on your phone?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'd rather not say. There's some weird stuff. Let's just
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: leave it at that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Anything pirate too much.
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  Speaker 1: I did get I did get hit with some charter
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  Speaker 1: with some ads for charter companies if you want to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: do the Pirate experience. However, some of those ads weren't
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: all got charter based. There were some other options as
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: well that I'd rather not discuss.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Some group options.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Right here, Trey, that's for you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Keep it up.
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