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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 17th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is it.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 5: in session.
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  Speaker 2: A good morning, everybody. Today is July the seventeenth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six, and today is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're pretty pumped too.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 1: We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Woodie, Greg Menace.
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  Speaker 6: What up?
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  Speaker 5: We got Gina Grad?
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  Speaker 2: Happy Friday? See that we got Morgan, There's Sammy, Jeff
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  Speaker 2: g is here, von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler Bort
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  Speaker 2: Menji ready to get through it into the weekend. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: to the Woody Show. Happy Friday. All right, so we
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  Speaker 2: have the Friday fail stories, Today's Dumbass contest to be
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  Speaker 2: the du i Q Give me a chance to win
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  Speaker 2: some stuff?
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  Speaker 7: There.
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  Speaker 2: We got the trending news headlines and Jena grad birthday's
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  Speaker 2: port of Birthday. Anything that we could do to get
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  Speaker 2: through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible
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  Speaker 2: as what is happening today here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: But I do before we get to the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the Friday. Okay, it's one thing I have to bring
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  Speaker 2: up and to me this flashes and I only more
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  Speaker 2: recently learned this is that this is a warning sign. Okay, Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: true or not true? You're thinking about getting bangs.
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  Speaker 5: It's true.
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  Speaker 4: I have a big forehead.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So here's my understanding. You can tell me if
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  Speaker 2: I'm wrong. Like when a woman does that, it's like
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  Speaker 2: a it's like a cry for help, like do something
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  Speaker 2: crazy with their hair or bangs specifically. Right, Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 5: That right because dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Know that. That said, because some girls look really good.
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  Speaker 5: With banks, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of this girl, you know, or Nina Drama.
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  Speaker 5: Her hair looks so.
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  Speaker 4: Good, she has great bangs extensions.
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  Speaker 2: Is that her name?
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  Speaker 5: Yeahs As a fellow five header, let me explain something
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  Speaker 5: about getting banks depending on where your natural part is.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I don't do banks anymore, because if I do,
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  Speaker 5: they kind of swoop and it just like puts a
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  Speaker 5: spotlight on my job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't have a middle part.
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  Speaker 5: That's so, is that gonna?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well here's the thing. I'm just considering it. But
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  Speaker 4: because I'm emotional, because I went through a big change
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  Speaker 4: in my life, So let's just push.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, by the way, I don't. I don't see
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  Speaker 2: any bangs.
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  Speaker 8: Old Morgan is going through stuff right now. You consider
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  Speaker 8: on and say, well, I have a big forehead all
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  Speaker 8: you want, But why did you not ever get bangs
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  Speaker 8: until now?
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  Speaker 2: Forehead?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I've always you know, look at me, right,
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know. Just lately I've been seeing pictures
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  Speaker 4: of girls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have been inspired by Ella Langley, who
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  Speaker 1: pretty much changed her whole life getting bangs.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: No, it really worked for her. It did change her
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  Speaker 8: whole life. She's a country singer, she said, like the
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  Speaker 8: number one song forever.
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  Speaker 5: Because of the bangs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the bangs change her life, not her talent.
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  Speaker 5: Morgan circle bags.
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  Speaker 1: We even set herself in an interview.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she get a nose job to.
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  Speaker 5: About the bangs in like a month. Okay, you're still interested.
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: It's probably like, uh for women, the main guys whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but for a woman, like maybe what you need to do?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you taking a picture? I'm going to put
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  Speaker 5: Ai'm a bank a bank.
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  Speaker 4: Because that's a very flattering picture.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter it, don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm saying that there's like a tattoo, Like, don't
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  Speaker 2: make a right tyler, Yeah, don't make it like like
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  Speaker 2: just like, what's the word I'm looking for? Emotional?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about hair, Thank you many. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like a tattoo moving to another country, Like.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Impulse.
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  Speaker 5: God damn it.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't think of the word impulse this whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're talking about and then perfect example of
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  Speaker 1: who you brought up need a drama like she always
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  Speaker 1: talks about.
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  Speaker 5: Drama mega hotty.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people know who she is.
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  Speaker 1: But like the the whole forehead thing. She would always
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  Speaker 1: talk about how she had a huge forehead and then
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  Speaker 1: she started doing the banks thing and it looks great.
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  Speaker 5: She does have a big forehead, but makes some surprise
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  Speaker 5: you would say it's just hair because like here's a
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  Speaker 5: pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 2: But also it takes longer for like a woman that
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  Speaker 2: like if we get a bad haircut as a guy,
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  Speaker 2: right exactly, because the length and everything else, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: need to.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, so you guys don't agree with that, but
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  Speaker 4: have you ever done that?
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  Speaker 2: You could do whatever you want. What are you saying,
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  Speaker 2: don't make an impulsive decision.
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  Speaker 4: I get that you're looking out for me. We'll see
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  Speaker 4: what happens in the next few weeks.
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  Speaker 9: We'll see.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, guys, another question, have you ever done this the
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  Speaker 4: past few nights? I don't know what's gotten into me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sleeping on the opposite side of the bed, like
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  Speaker 4: not on the right or the left side, but where
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  Speaker 4: my feet usually are. What I'm putting my head there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do that.
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  Speaker 4: It's so fun.
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  Speaker 8: Why if I'm uncomfortable, I'll just flip to the other
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  Speaker 8: side and I can fall asleep quicker for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It so good?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like why and then.
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  Speaker 1: I've done that too. It's because of the mattress.
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  Speaker 4: But I think I'm just gonna sleep that way.
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  Speaker 2: Now if spun the mattress so that the bottom's now
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  Speaker 2: at the top.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's the same. I think it's psychological.
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  Speaker 4: And I think it's like the whimsiness, right ga, just
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  Speaker 4: like doing something goofy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes see, I've tried, like when I go I'm at
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  Speaker 2: a hotel and I'm by myself, I don't sleep. I've
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  Speaker 2: tried to sleep like on the side that my wife
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  Speaker 2: would normally.
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  Speaker 10: Be on I can't fall asleep really, yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 10: go crazy at all.
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  Speaker 2: End up more in the middle of the bed. But
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  Speaker 2: I always start on my assigned side a hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have assigned sides on a hotel?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, wherever he's used to sleeping in his house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: sight he picks at the hotel.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: If jenn and I are at a hotel, like I
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  Speaker 2: will be. If you're standing at the foot of the
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  Speaker 2: bed looking toward the head of the bed, I'm on
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  Speaker 2: the right side. She's on the left side. We go
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  Speaker 2: to a hotel, it's the same arrangement, and it's unspoken.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like which side do you want? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: always take that side.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, What do you next time? Put your head where
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  Speaker 4: your feet usually go? Yeah, no one else I'll do.
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  Speaker 8: And I don't know if everyone can do this. I'm
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  Speaker 8: kind of short, but I'll just lay sideways across the bed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that's pretty comfortable.
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  Speaker 9: I do I think about doing either of those things.
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  Speaker 9: That's putting my head where the feet go. That's just
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  Speaker 9: I would never I could live to be a thousand,
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  Speaker 9: I would never think one day, you know what, I
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  Speaker 9: think I'll put my head down here.
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  Speaker 5: Think of it.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, though, Greg, I would never consider not
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  Speaker 2: sleeping in my bed because of how well made it is.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, but you've done I do that many nights
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  Speaker 9: a week.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's our court.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you also take a dump on the mattress when
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  Speaker 1: at a hotel?
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  Speaker 2: Just sure, don't?
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  Speaker 1: I have not done.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not done, yeah, Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I have a question for the room as well.
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  Speaker 9: If you have work being done at your house that
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  Speaker 9: takes more than a few days. For example, I'm getting
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  Speaker 9: some wood like fixed, there's cracks in the facier boards,
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  Speaker 9: and then it's going to be repainted and all that.
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  Speaker 9: They told me that they could rent a porta potty
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  Speaker 9: that I would pay for, or could they just come
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  Speaker 9: use my bathroom? And I said, yeah, just use my bathroom.
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  Speaker 9: I have no qualms of people coming to the house.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just using the bathroom, so I'm just gonna leave.
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  Speaker 2: They're doing outside work, right.
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  Speaker 9: And then they need access to a bathroom. And it
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  Speaker 9: was the two choices, let them use your bathroom or
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  Speaker 9: use a porta potty. I've never once thought I want
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  Speaker 9: to put a porta potty in front of my house.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking about this yesterday really because I was
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  Speaker 5: on a walk and I saw construction at a house
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  Speaker 5: near mind with a porta potty up front. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I wonder why they have a porta potty? Is that
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  Speaker 5: where they have to go while they're doing construction on
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  Speaker 5: this house?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because there I think there is a like a
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  Speaker 2: worker's right or where there's some kind of law that
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  Speaker 2: says right to dump or something. But you have you
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  Speaker 2: have to they have to be provided a place to
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  Speaker 2: be able to use the restroom. So if you're doing
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  Speaker 2: work at a house, you know your contractor doing work
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  Speaker 2: at the house, you either have to have access to
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  Speaker 2: a bathroom inside or there has to be a port
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  Speaker 2: of a portagohn outside by regulation.
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  Speaker 9: But because you have to give them access, you pay
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  Speaker 9: the bill if they did port a potty thing. The
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  Speaker 9: last time I had workers used the bathroom though, this
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  Speaker 9: guy used the toilet and I swear he must have
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  Speaker 9: opened it and then he peed on the floor.
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  Speaker 5: The whole bathroom floor was what if they explode?
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't the solar guy who was the one who was
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  Speaker 2: like U in the backyard?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my god, Yeah, there.
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  Speaker 2: Was a guy pooping in the backyard. He left it
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  Speaker 2: in Greg's trash can.
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  Speaker 1: God, its awesome.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, pooped in one of those like like that like
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  Speaker 9: dust pan, like where you put the leaves, Greg.
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  Speaker 10: Do you have a guest restroom while they will be
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  Speaker 10: where they will be? Uh siloed to.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, Okay, it's in the down down the hallway. Here's
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  Speaker 9: the door to that. Closing the door to outside unlocked.
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  Speaker 2: People doing work outside. I would just rather do the
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  Speaker 2: porta potty thing people doing work inside, they're already in the.
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  Speaker 1: House already, and just use the restroom in the house.
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  Speaker 2: For a couple of reason. Number one, you know they're
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  Speaker 2: they're probably trapesing through dirt and all kinds of other
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  Speaker 2: stuff that you bring it in and out of the
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  Speaker 2: house constantly in and out of the house, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because you know the doors give it dog get out
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. There's that. But also like if you don't
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  Speaker 2: have any other business then to be in the house
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  Speaker 2: other than the bathroom, I don't like just like knowing
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be home and just having open
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  Speaker 2: access to the house if you're already in there. For
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  Speaker 2: some reason, I feel differently about that.
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  Speaker 9: That's the one thing that's like a factor here. I
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  Speaker 9: won't even be home. I'll leave the door lock it.
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  Speaker 9: I'd spring for the for the portage.
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  Speaker 2: There's another fun place that you and Mario can you know,
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  Speaker 2: have sex or something like outdoor stuff.
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  Speaker 9: That would be very sexual.
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  Speaker 1: Adventure.
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  Speaker 2: Just to do another option that's not normally there outside,
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  Speaker 2: I could try it, you know, or like, you know, guys,
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  Speaker 2: we'd like to you know, go places that aren't normal.
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  Speaker 1: So like outside is always fun.
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  Speaker 2: Like even though you're home, Greg and you have access
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  Speaker 2: to the stuff inside, you can just go outside outside
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  Speaker 2: and use the portage on in your own driveway.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being in my driveway right now. Wo yeah, tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. When I was a kid growing up, well
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  Speaker 1: my parents were still together. We lived at a at
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  Speaker 1: a house and in the backyard with a telephone pole
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  Speaker 1: that was made out of wood, and I used to
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  Speaker 1: go pee on it like most telephone poles, like like
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  Speaker 1: a dog just for fun, just for fun.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I would not, like, not even long ago, and
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  Speaker 9: maybe twelve years ago. I would. When I had my
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  Speaker 9: dog Rex, and he would have to pee before bed,
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  Speaker 9: and sometimes he wouldn't, so I would go out in
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  Speaker 9: the backyard and pee, and then he would realize, oh
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  Speaker 9: I guess I should pee ten.
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  Speaker 2: Wah, sweet, you inspired him? Yeah you're no. Watch daddy,
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  Speaker 2: See this is how you do it. Yeah, watch the
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  Speaker 2: way I do. He's had a good example.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a doll dog. I guess I'll do
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  Speaker 5: it for her. Yeah, all right, time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 9: This shi wen't sit like this ship and you know
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  Speaker 5: Why can I think of that?
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  Speaker 9: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Use what you got? Yeah, that's plan to Seba. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: on the Woody Show, we'll take a quick break. We
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  Speaker 5: It must?
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  Speaker 2: How do people get to the top of the Empire
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's like me said before, like in other like
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody saw them in handcuffs outside, and uh, you
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  Speaker 2: know these guys. It kind of reminded me remember in
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  Speaker 2: Home Alone when they arrested the Wet bandits and they're
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: kind of like bickering with each other, same kind of
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: thing because the guy, the guy's talking to him and
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: he goes, so you're the guy.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: He goes, did you hear about it?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, who are you with? He's like post.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: He goes, oh so hate post guy bla. And then
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: the cops said, all right, let's go turn him around.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: And I guess the other guy got a little too
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: close to me and goes, he's got a snap to
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: his buddy.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: He's fine.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Conspiracy.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Well, here's what happened. So he went to look for
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: al Roker, but he instead he came face to face
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: with Craig Melvin from The Today Show, lunged at him,
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: called them the N word, and security, like you said,
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: they arrived, they coughed him. The dude was charged with burglary,
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: menacing criminal trespassing, hate crimes and her harassment. And no,
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: we do not have audio because it happened off the air.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, many so many psychos out there, you know, you know,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: we're hearing about it more or they're more psychos is
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: bolder and bolder.
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: I think we're hearing about it more.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I think we're producing more psychos online, people going into
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: like deep like web.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: You know, yes, people are getting them bolded. Yeah, it's
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: like what's it called a cognitive dissonance, Like they go
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: online to be proven right and then go insane.
• 16:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Well, the Navy's Blue Angels are in a little bit
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: of trouble after they pulled the stunt at an air
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: show in Florida.
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: Video.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I commented on on one of the stories. I
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: saw like what problem I would be extra for exactly,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: And that's.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: How most people felt. So basically, they were doing their
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: annual flyover on the beach, but they flew way too
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: low and close to the beach. Yeah, we have some audio.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Here we go, here's the here's the clip. Because they
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: have what they called the distractor, right, and they do
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: this at air shows all the time, where oh here
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: comes one of the planes and people are focused on that. Well,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: what you don't see or hear until it's right on
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: you is behind you. There's another one coming from the
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: opposite direction, and that's part of the thrill. And that's
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: what they that's what they did. There's one that's over
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: like the water that people are on the beach, and
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: then here comes one tearing you know, like on a
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: knife's edge, you know, right across the surface of the
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: beach there. It's pretty cool, man.
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: I've been coming for ten years and I've never seen
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: a past like that in my life.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's so cool, like, yeah, it got so
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: close to like tents and chairs like beach like everybody's
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: flying around.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Crazy.
• 17:39
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Now here's the interesting thing about that woman right there.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: So that's a clip. It was on ABC News tonight
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: and she was, you know, giving that interview. Well, they
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: cut the rest of it out and she went on there.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: She went on there their social media and made it
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: common like, Hey, I'm the chick. Here's it. I'm the
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: one from me interview and I'm so pissed that you
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: left the rest of my interview out where I said
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: it was amazing.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I absolutely.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Love the Blue Angels, and it was the best show
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen. Shame on you, ABC News because they saying
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: this story is not like, oh, this was crazy and
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: very dangerous marble. Yeah, it's like I've never seen a
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: pad been though. It's a lot of pass I've never
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: seen that before.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and people said it was super cool.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: The Navy says they're reviewing safety protocols, but made it
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: pretty clear that like they're going to let this slide
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: President Trump jumped on TV and streaming platforms last night
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: to talk about corrupt elections in the US. He says
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: that he declassified a bunch of documents that show cracks
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: in America's election system and election fraud. He also claimed
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: that China hacked and interfered in the twenty twenty election.
• 18:45
  Speaker 14: Sorry, hold on, you can't have a great country without
• 18:49
  Speaker 14: free and fair elections.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: All we want is honesty in our elections and honesty
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: and reporting.
• 18:55
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Several TV outlets like CNN, ABC, NBC, they made the
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: choice not to air the speech live, but they pushed
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: it onto their streaming platforms.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I'll say it so everybody, can, you know, save their text,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: release the Epstein files.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you. Well, meanwhile, this is this is
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: crazy because you know, everybody's in the betting market now
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: and the president's teleprompter operator is being accused of making
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: over one hundred thousand dollars by placing bets on more
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: than a dozen of the president's speeches on Calshi, Gee,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I wonder why his name is Gabriel Perez and he's
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: been running Trump's teleprompter since twenty sixteen. Well, Calshi reported
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: the suspicious activity because bets were made repeatedly on specific
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: words used by Trump over a three month period.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: This is what Greg's been saying.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you can figure this out in the pass.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like when the Super Bowl rolls around and
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: there's those bets, the prop bets you could place on
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: what color the gatorade's going to be. Greg's like, well,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: why doesn't the gatorade guy tell friend shoe hey, man.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Well, just that's it. But that's the thing. Do your thing,
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: but don't get greedy like this guy. It was pinged
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: flag because he made so much money. And Calshi has
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: a policy of course against users placing bets based on
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: info they got as part of their job.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Well, unless you're part of the government. Then you can
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: do it all the time inside information to get rich.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That's just being a good stock market.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: That's production coworker.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Well, Gabriel admitted to making some bets, but he hasn't
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: admitted any wrongdoing and he's been put on leave by Trump.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, you might be able to start
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: betting on canceled flights. Yes, so this is you'd be
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: able to predict what percentage of flights will be canceled
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: during a specific time period. This is on calshie and
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: if you're right, you know, make yourself some money.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, we might as well get some benefit out
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, rules flight Aware says you have you see flight
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: aware it's an appy. Yeah, you know, so you can
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: use the trackt your flights and stuff. In their parent company,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: it says it never gave Calshi permission to use its
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: data and warn them that they lose access to the app.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: So good luck.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. I think it'd be kind of fun though.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: But dude, I think you want to talk about what
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: we're making more of degenerate gamblers. Of course, because it's
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: so easy to gamble literally on anything. Any sports betting
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: is one thing yeah, but this calshi the prediction market
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: stuff like all prop bets, all man, you could bet
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: on anything.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: And I saw an article saying that therapists are reporting
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: more teenage boys coming in for gambling addiction issues. So
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: we're starting early everybody.
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Now she's just sponsored by the way some of our
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: stations and if you want a couple extra bucks, go
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to radiolien dot com. Tell you why. Well.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Finally, General Mills is recalling nearly seven hundred and thirty
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: six thousand frozen Pillsbury bread rolls because they might contain glass.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: I'll take that chance.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another thing Greg's been saying, Yeah, just put
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: them out for free. Yeah. So whenever there's these that
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: might be glass, whenever there's these like recalls about different
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: things like oh there could be shards of metal from
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the production process or whatever in there, and they collect
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: them all and they destroy it all, Greg has an idea.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean they just say, instead of recalling them,
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: just say, hey, we have all these extras, would you
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: like them for free? They might have a piece of wire, It.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Don't come for us.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: That would just make you hyper vigilant, you know, the
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: chances just to thoroughly before you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: Swallow, like finding the golden ticket in that chocolate bar.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Thank you, pretty rare, yes, exactly.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: And there might be some wire in it, but what
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: are the chances really?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: You know, it got me nervous now ever since I
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: saw a story about it, the brushes that you used
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: to clean your grill.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: I was just thinking that when you said metal, you
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: did you see, Yeah, when you're cleaning your grill.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: And it happens every once in a while. I never
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: realized not common, but like how much more than I realized.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: That emergency room doctors talk about it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Because iway was used that, Like you know, the the
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: brush to clean the grate on your grill, and you
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: know the the wire.
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: Ones, and then you throw a burger on top of it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's that little there's that little bristle
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: and this person got like that bristle stuck in their
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: lung because they ate the burger. But it's somehow like
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: they when they went to go ticket by the burger,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: they inhalealed.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, how did they get in there lung?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Because they hailed to go to eat their burger. It
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: came off the burger went into their throat lodged itself
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: and it's in this person's lung and they I'll do
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: they end up having to have surgery.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: At kid got it stuck in his colon, and.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: That's why you see more and more. Now there are
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: the brushes that you'll see that they sell to clean
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: your grill. Are not those steel steel bristles?
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: You could use a lemon. Apparently you take a lemon,
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: cut it in half.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Just is it bad? One the grill gets too dirty,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's time for new grill. It's washed.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: I only cookie sheets. Great.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: There are services. I just learned about this somewhat recently
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: because a neighbor of mine did it where he had
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: a grill. He's had it for a long time and
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: like you said, Matt's got really jacked up and dirty.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: There are like detail services, like grill detail services that
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: come around and it looks he showed me the grill,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it looks brand new.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Industry for everything brand new.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I had a built in that's definitely that'd
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: be awesome.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can do it for any grill. Like
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and but like the great brand new looks brand new.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're using to get all the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: the gunk and stuff off of there. I mean he
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: takes the knobs off, he takes all the stuff and
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: cleans inside.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: And it's such a p That's one of those things
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: that it's worth throwing money at. Like who wants to
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: be involved with like taking the knobs.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: On the grill? Now, I don't know how much that cost.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask that question, So it may be like
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: you said, menace, like you have just said, like, let's
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: say you paid two hundred bucks for the grill, and
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: this is two hundred bucks to get this one clean,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: you might as well just go get the new one.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: But if you do have like one of those nicer
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: people have them built into the you know, the ones
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: off the gas line of the house or something like
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: that's you know, this guy's this guy's drill looks brand.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: New grills are getting crazy at the home depot, you know,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: with the big hibachi oh yeah style uh plates on them.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's awesome. I figure what those are called?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: What are those? Man? They're really popular. We gave some
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: away on the show.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Oh the Blackstone Blackstone, yeah, riddle, yeah. We were given
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: one of those ones with the smokers and the pellets
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: and stuff that you have to like churn. But it
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: is when we were living basically in an apartment complex,
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: and so the neighbor claimed because literally the smoke was
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: fed right into his window. I was like, we got
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: to get rid of this thing.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Blackstone, you got the big green egg.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah they can go.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Well a lot of options out there, guys.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: So look into it, especially right now. But I do
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: want to let you know about these roles that it's
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: not like the stuff at the grocery store. These were
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: sent to restaurants, so you know, when you get your
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: free bread on the table, have yourself some fun. Oh
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: who cares General Mills sent out you know they're serving those.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and then you can make it a game with
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: whoever find.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Yes, yeah, that's to pick up
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: the check on the way to the hospital. So this
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: is in a bunch of states California, Pennsylvania, Texas, Indiana, Louisiana, Missouri,
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: New Mexico, and more, and the FDA classified it as
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: a Class two recall, which means the roles could cause
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: temporary health problems.
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: So good luck out there if.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: You bring nothing to use it at the beach to
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: look for treasure before you have your rolled, you know,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: check it out. That's what's going on, all right, Thank
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: you very much, Gina Grado. So we tried this once before. Yo,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: what's good?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: What's good?
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: So there's plenty of good news out there. There's plenty
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: of good stuff out there, and this is not typically
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: maybe what you would expect where you know, happy, happy
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: story time. The intent here is not to bring something
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: up and then immediately turn around and crap on it
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: all over it, which again there was an a for
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: effort last time. But it's almost like we couldn't help ourselves.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: It's like when you're training your dog and you put
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: the treat down, you go wait, wait, and they're like
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they're salivating, they're staring right at it, and sometimes they
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: just can't help them something. They just go in the gray,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: all right, getting better, getting better. I think I think
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: we can do it.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Though.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I've asked everybody to bring a good news story to
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: the table. And you know, I'm always impressed by, you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: advances in medical science, you know, things like that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I have one of those.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Alzheimer's is a you know a big thing for a
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: lot of families. You know who just got die? Oh,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Sully Sullenberger, the landing on the Hudson Pilot Guide. But
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: scientists have found that a simple blood test may be
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: able to predict whether a healthy person is at high
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: risk of developing Alzheimer's years before symptoms appear. And so
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: it measures a protein that's linked to Alzheimer's and it
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: found that people with the highest levels of that protein
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: had a close to like a forty percent chance of
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: developing these things. And so it's not ready for every
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: day use yet because they're doing more research and everything,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: but they say it'll be used to help research as
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: to identify people who may be good candidates for them.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: The Alzheimer's prevention things that they're coming.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Up with is that's incredible because that's one of my
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: biggest fears, is Alzheimer's.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't and people call it old timers all the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: time and when they have Alzheimer's. Yeah, Oh, that reminds
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: me because I followed up with my doctor after I
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: just have my physical recently turning fifty this year. My
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: wife goes, at what age do you have to you know,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: start getting the digit and the rectum test. I wonder
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: for the prostate, and I followed up with him yesterday
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: and he goes, you know what, he goes, great news.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: You don't why because now he goes, and he made
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: a really good point about it, and you could do
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: whatever you want. He goes. Look, he goes, if you
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: feel more comfortable, like you feel it's more thorough in
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: your mind, go, we can schedule that. You can do it,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: no problem, he goes, But this blood test, remember you
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: read to the commercial shot. It's accurate because it shows
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: an increase in your level for whatever they're testing for
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: four prostate issues. Right, So if you're normal like range,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you're fine. If it goes elevated, you wait a certain
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: amount of time, you retest. If it's elevated again, then
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: you go get a biopsy. And that is accurate. He goes,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: because the finger test is arbitrary based on the doctor.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Think about that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: True, it's an individual judgment call based on what he's
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: feeling with his human finger. It's not super it's not
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: super like a specific accurate. But it's just so that
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: made a lot of sense to me. He goes, Now again,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: it's all about comfort, you know, comfort level, But uh,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: you know, so that that's what he said. He goes,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: there's a ton of write ups and stuff. You can
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: read all about it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: But I'm kind of sad to hear that because I
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: always feel like that was a write a passage for
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: you guys, and.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: You just volunteer.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: You can do it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: It can be done.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: I want everyone to do it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: But you could still do it if if you choose,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: like you think, okay, well you know what I'd I'd
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: much rather that like my father. So I got that
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: blood panel done. Everything look totally normal. He goes, Now,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: if it comes back next year, we do the same
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: thing and it's elevated. He goes, well, we'll we'll, you know,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: whatever the time period is, and then we'll do the
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the retest. If it's elevated again, then you do the biopsy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: He goes, an, the biopsy is the way they go
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and they do what there's a there's a sedation to yeah, because.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: I recently did it, the actual finger test, right, and
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: I will say it was less than five seconds.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty quit hurt.
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: It's not a big deal. And the reason he said,
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: they have to do the blood test and the actual
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: digit is to feel if there's any growth or if
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: it's in large something like that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, which I can tell you right there.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: After Yeah, five seconds of weirdness. It wasn't pain, it
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: was just weird. I thought that was good news, great menace.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: What do you got? Well, I have something in the
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: medical field as well. In the Children's Hospital in Washington,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: d C. They're doing this new trial run of this
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: new cell therapy in children who have terminal brain cancer.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: And they were able to cure four kids with this
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: new trial run with what they're doing with these T cells,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and like three of the kids is undetectable now and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: then one of them they can they can still attack
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: some of it, but they're they're gonna live. It's insane.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It's cool. And with these you know, with the with
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the computer power that we have now and the ease
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: of sharing of information that's all studies and things like that,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: it's so cool.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, people are all crazy about AI and like
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: you know, making photos of themselves level yes, yeah, but
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: for good it's great, Yeah, but for good. It's like again,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: it like processes so much information at one time, so
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: like forty years of research can like be processed in
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: like thirty seconds, and they can just like have all
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: these breakthroughs. It's incredible.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's good.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: I all, I'm all for robots and roeblots and AI,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: but sometimes you just got to go back to the
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: basics and shout out Japanese tree frogs because researchers have
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: found that the gut bacteria and these little guys, they
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: completely wipe out cancer tumors and mice with a single dose.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, now here's what I did. This is anticipate going
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: into this. I didn't realize it's gonna be a medical update.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: We're going to be the medical journey.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're totally medical.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I realize that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Like I I'm just basing it on something I had
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: just seen and talking to my doctor and me, I
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: guess just saw that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so much medical news.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: But it's good.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: It's great news.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: It's good stuff.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: The bacteria kills these cancer cells like immediately, and this
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: is for colo rectal cancer, so now they're looking at
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: it for breast cancer, pancreatic and skin cancer. Just the
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: little tree frogs just grab a little gut bacteria and
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: we'll all be cured.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: Thank you frogs.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks tree frogs.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So what I mean you get cancer. But the
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: cure is you just got to know jerk this frog off.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, done.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put a couple of drops on your tongue. Yeah,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: you're good, Greg Gory.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: What's good?
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: Well, when we print stuff at work, people say, oh, geez,
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: you must hate trees and stuff like that. And then
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: when we went on an Alaska cruise, I even said
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: many times, God, there's so many trees out there.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: But the thing is, and you mentioned AI menace, nobody
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: really knew how many trees there were on Earth. Early
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: estimates were four hundred billion trees on planet Earth. But
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: now how many people on Earth about and a half billion,
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: given they thought there were four hundred billion trees. But
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: with AI scientists they do use satellite images and AI
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: to give a new and improved and more accurate estimation
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: of how many trees there are on Earth, which are
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: vital for the environment, in the air and animals. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: the new estimate is three point zero four trillion trees.
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: So next time somebody says, wow, don't print that, you
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: know what.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I say, less, I was going to use this for
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: something else, but like you know, I I'm going to
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: reprint it. Think there was a typo on it, and
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to reprint it all together because you know.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: You should twenty of trees, yeah, planet trees. Well, we're
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: just talking news all around.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: We're just talking about recently, Greg, something you and I
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: do with what what what is it that you were
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: doing or filling out? And he completely scrapped the whole thing.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Gina couldn't believe it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I was shocked.
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: It could be a simple grocery list.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: For himself, not like posting it online.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: But the way, I won't do this with a grocery list.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: There was something else that you did. Oh a check.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: If you're writing a check and there's one I'm not
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: happy with the signature, yeah, or something came out sloppy
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: like you were like that E looked more like a weird.
• 34:18
  Speaker 10: C and.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: You will go out and buy new greeting cards right
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: if you mess.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did that before too.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, there's nothing more embarrassing than scratch. But Greg
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: does it with a grocery and.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: A grocery list.
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: It'll be like, oh, we need uh wind ex and milk.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: Oh wait, no, we don't need wind decks. Scratch. Oh,
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: I can't have a scratch out, start over.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: So he writes it again.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, unbelievable because.
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: I'm a pig.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: Well in animal news, so there was this pug Tilly
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: in Arizona. She showed up to the shelters trauma hospital
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: and she was severely and you make underweight, dehydrated, and
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: mostly unresponsive. And there was a rescue greg pitbull who
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: saved its life by donating blood in an emergency transfusion,
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: which is something that has never occurred to me.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: People saving life is supposed to taking life for the
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: first time. That is good news.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but like donating bloods or blood or organs, I
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: guess for animal animals, maybe taking our dogs to donate
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: blood for other dogs.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Does they because like you know, we've done like transplants
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: with like pig hearts. Yeah that's true. I don't know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: but like a dog's blood.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: After getting a blood donation, her condition improved almost immediately.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: And then the pit bull, it's a seven year old pipule,
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: got adopted to its forever home.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: So it saves a life.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: So yeah, is uh ma'am. I was just assumed mammal blood,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: wouldn't it be like, uh, dog blood different?
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: I'm guessing it wouldn't work in a human yea, I
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: know nothing about that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I'm just wondering out loud.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: No, we have new questions, sammy question.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now we just want to know if we got it,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: our dads will get harrier.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it completely different blood group systems.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It says interesting though, Jeff G. What's good?
• 36:16
  Speaker 16: I want to shout out M and M and his
• 36:18
  Speaker 16: daughter Hayley. They wiped out seven hundred grand in school
• 36:21
  Speaker 16: lunch debt in their home state of Michigan.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is pretty cool. That's a big problem.
• 36:25
  Speaker 16: You know, lunch debt is a serious thing, especially nowadays.
• 36:29
  Speaker 16: So they wanted to make sure kids didn't go hungry
• 36:31
  Speaker 16: in their state, one hundred and three different schools. They
• 36:34
  Speaker 16: spent seven hundred grand and wiped out all the lunch
• 36:37
  Speaker 16: debt for all the students there.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: So I love that, man, that's very cool.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Is that Like when a kid goes to school, doesn't
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: have lunch, and so they give them like the ticket
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: to go grab a lunch.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you oh yes, at.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: That point basic debt. Oh yeah, Like where's the debt
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: come from? I thought maybe, like, okay, these are just
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: like as a budget that we have to take care
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: of kids with, but they have to pay it back typically. Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: so they's getting elections on school line, like the collections
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: guys calling you because you're you know your kid has
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: a you know as a cafeteria debt.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 16: It can either happen like if they forget their lunch
• 37:11
  Speaker 16: or they don't have enough money to buy the ticket,
• 37:13
  Speaker 16: so the school you know, is obligated to feed them. Still, right,
• 37:16
  Speaker 16: you can't just be like you get Yeah. So but
• 37:17
  Speaker 16: they rack up all the debt and they paid it
• 37:19
  Speaker 16: all off.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's cool. Rules.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: Finally, because a lot of these celebrities, when they attach
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: themselves to charities, it turns me off to the charity
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: because I think, you know what you got, these ten
• 37:29
  Speaker 9: A listers, you could just solve the problem right now
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: here he is without asking anybody, just did it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure they donate beyond their time. I'm sure
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: they do, hope.
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: So I would like it to be more transparent though.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I would, I would think, because then you bring a
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: lot of you know, uh, focus and attention awareness, sure,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, so you can then use that to
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: bring in even more.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Money, Like I didn't even know that was a problem. Wow.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Good Yeah, no, everybody can follow.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we've worked with a really great organization
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: that tries to do the same thing that and did
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: no kid hungry, and but it just doesn't cover the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: entire country, you know, So donate to that if you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: want to help kids like that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, give them those Pillsbury roles that were back all
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the day. Yeah, let me meet those things. Take a chance,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Don't let it go to waste, right,
• 38:17
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  Speaker 10: Is that.
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  Speaker 13: I know?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: I hear it out the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I got the phones open eight seven seven forty
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• 38:35
  Speaker 1: You can send us a text.
• 38:37
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• 38:41
  Speaker 2: findest follow us on social media, do it. You can
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: look for us there at the Woody Show. We posted
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: a like a soccer World Cup video where Menace Menace
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: was the goalie, like office soccer. Yeah, and we all
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: took turns trying to do like a penalty kick. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I'll see if we can get in by a great goalie. Uh, well, Greg,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: he was our top scorer.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I know you did well, Greg, Messy Gory, he just scores.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Dude. We all we all took our our shots, right. Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: The comments on the video are pretty funny. There's a
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: lot of comments in there now Menji who works in
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: there with Bored India in the production area over there,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: he took some shots. Did you ever play organized sports
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: at all?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I once played basketball.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Once, like one time.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You were on a team once.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Like I was on a team.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: It was this one time game and it's walking back.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I will tell you that that team never won a
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: game though, we never won once.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Were you a starter?
• 39:49
  Speaker 17: You know?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was my first time playing. Yeah, the team
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: But did you start the game or are you off
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: the bench?
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I I was, Well, most of our our teammates kind
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: of quit, so I had to be Yeah, because you're
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: too good. You're shaming them.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Had you ever kicked a soccer ball before we did
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: this video?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I did kick the many a ball?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well one of the comments on the video,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: are you aware of this?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yes? I think I know what this is?
• 40:19
  Speaker 12: This?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I see his fiance or is it your wife? My girlfriend. Girlfriend,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Oh girlfriend, Okay, well you'll you'll understand why I ask.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: All right, she she jumped into the comments.
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: And we talked about what a character she is, man like,
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: she down.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: She is a very direct person.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a mince words.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: What do you think?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Take a guess at what do you think her comment
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: she saw the video where we're kicking the soccer ball,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: and we all saw Menji's performance. What do you think
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: her comment was.
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: Aimed at Menji or aimed at a comment? Yes, aimed
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: at Menji from the girlfriend.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: She probably said it was a bitch kick or something
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, all right, what would she have said?
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she would have said something mean to Menji?
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: Would That's what I'm.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're wrong. Here's what she said.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Obviously met her.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: She says, look at my hubby. That's why I am Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: look at my hubby kicking like a bitch. Yeah, come
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: to his defense.
• 41:28
  Speaker 18: No, that's that's why she's so funny.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: She's hilarious.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Look at my hubby kicking like a bitch.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: I've seen her go after other people and I thought
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: that she would never But I love it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 14: I love it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Were you were sitting at the dinner table when she
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: wrote that up.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: It's incredibly emasculated.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. Rules eight seven seven forty four. You
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: can now send us a text over to two two
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. See people talk about my wife all
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: the time. Oh she's so sweet and blah blah blah
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: blah blah. I'll tell you what she's mean as a
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: snake to me.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: To me, she is just give her one cocktail.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like you know, spicy Nacho. Her name is Jessica,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: but she has a couple of drinks and she gets
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: the nickname. It's how she got the nickname, because you
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: get spicy a couple of drinks and it's on yeah,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: and that's and dude, she goes in on Menace too.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: She's another one. She'll go in on Menace like she's
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: had a couple of drinks, just like the WOODI Show
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: prom It's like Menace is ready to go yeah, and
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: she's like, you know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Wants to stay and party.
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah and bye.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: She's giving you that that like side eye and rolling
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: her eyes like that's what happened that you want to
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: be a bitch. Doesn't mean I'm leaving?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, that's what happened last last weekend with well,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: her and julian went to Emo night. I just went
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: to bed. Yeah, and what happened Julianne face planet? Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you know, like, why do I want to be around that?
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: So I mean maybe really sweet to everybody, but you
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: you know, isn't that great the person have to spend
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: the most time with.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the show.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Into another new hour. Here are the Woodie Show, Woody,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Nis, Gina Grade. It's fail time, clearly. I mean
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: it is that time of the week. Time for ladies
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: and gentlemen, a round of the Friday fail stories. And
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you we've got some good ones this week.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's start it off right with some quality
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: singing Friday fail stories.
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  Speaker 9: Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: I'm right megas, gentlemen, boys.
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  Speaker 2: And girls, it is time for your Friday film story.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: People thought they had the perfect plan. They planned it
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: it went from being a great idea to one big
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: stake in Mega Uber Ultra.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: You know what that was tight.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: It started a little rocky, but then I thought it
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: really settled in off night. Yeah, I give it like
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: a seven.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: About high six.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I will start with this story, and there's a there's
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: a for this one. You might have seen it. The
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Russian soldier and he's sitting behind one of those like
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: turret machine guns. It's a Yakbe twelve point seven helicopter
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: machine gun. So's it's on a stand right like it's up,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: it's propped up, and the guy sits there. G I
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Joe used to have one, I remember when I was
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: a kid. And it has the two big handles on
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: the side and it can spin around. Remember like how
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Chili would run the guns and the Millennium Falcon and
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: spin around. So it's a turret gun like that was
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: just get those three sixty helicopter kind of thing. Anyway,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: the dude was training on it, but not quite ready
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: for prime time. He pulled the trigger immediately, this little
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: puss gets spun around the turret, flung off the platform.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: The gun is firing the whole time. He almost took
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: out the instructor who was standing behind him for the training.
• 45:51
  Speaker 19: Here is the audio. You god, damn dude, it almost
• 46:10
  Speaker 19: killed us. All everybody was okay, man, that could have
• 46:14
  Speaker 19: been really bad. This guy should be peeling potatoes in
• 46:16
  Speaker 19: the mess hall, So that should it's like one of
• 46:21
  Speaker 19: those like little like weakling guys. Yeah, still this is
• 46:26
  Speaker 19: not This is not the guy you want sitting behind
• 46:28
  Speaker 19: his He just didn't anticipate the power.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Here's one from Gina's hometown of Kansas City with this guy.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: He got him stuckhself in an interesting situation. He somehow
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: got himself stuck underneath the seat of a porta potty.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: This is like the second time in as many weeks
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: as we've had like a porta potty thing. Remember the
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: guy who dropped his phone in there and let it
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: go and ended up getting stuck. I have no idea
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: how this guy did this or how he got stuck
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: in the first place, but he couldn't get out, so
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: he called nine to one one. The fire department shows up.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: They weren't exactly the thrills you can hear by their
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: tone dealing with this guy in the the clip here
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: that you know you got a grown ass man needed
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: to get rescued from a portable toilet. They're like, come on, man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: watch yourself getting it way back. We're gonna cut all
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: the way down, get way back.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Where have they the.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I hate this guy. Come on, dude, help us.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Out, help me, help you rig? Are you thinking what
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking? If that was me? Just end it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: You just submerge yourself. You're no longer breathing.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I picture them standing back to another Star Wars reference.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Remember when they all got into the trash compactor, that
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: little thing with the eyeball sticks out and whatever, like
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: God knows what's down there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: It just lay down your death take you.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: He was eventually pulled out. They hosed him down right
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: there next to the fire truck sale like I.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Had a pretty coquel.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: How long of a shower did you take?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Here's one from California where there's dope. He was flexing
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: on the gram, posting a photo of him with some
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: of his sweet ass guns. But here's the thing. The
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: guy's a convicted felon, so he's not allowed to have
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: these guns. So you better take him down before never
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: mind too late, cup saw it. They come over to
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: talk to the guy about it, and he tried to run.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: He leads them on a high speed chase, didn't get far.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: He was arrested. He's looking at fifteen years in failed jail. Now,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: how's that for a flex.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: Well, when you thought or an activity, you must must
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: by law post it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: There's no option.
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: No, no, you have to post what you're thinking doing. Yeah,
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: all time, Yeah, you have to.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: This next one is from Lake County, Florida, where the
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: school principal was enjoying her summer vacation. She was out
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: of the friend for a night. This woman she's out with,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: this is another principle from a different school. So they're
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: out in the town.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: At the end of the night.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: If they hop in her super sweet jeep and they
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: head home on the way, cops sees her swerving pools
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: are over. Here's a little about how that went.
• 49:07
  Speaker 20: Jennifer, you consumed any alcohol today because I can smell it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 15: We are both high in the total poll of you know,
• 49:15
  Speaker 15: education and our workforce. So it's it's it's hard and
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: we're both married to put the Now.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: We're high on the total pole.
• 49:29
  Speaker 15: It's hard and we're both married to put the Uh.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Anyway, So arrested for duy, hauled off to fail jail.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: So she the one behind the wheel. She's off to jail.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: They called an uber for the friend and that was
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: the end of it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: So they thought a.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Few moments later, the cops got a call about the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: same friend. She ended up going back to the g
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: She drove it to the police station. Why to bail
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: out her homie. The only thing is she's drunk too.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Here's a little how that went.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not meaning to do anything wrong.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: I'm a wall I just talked to You're really drunk
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: when I talked to you, you know, a couple hours later.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I don't say I know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: She was also arrested throwing the failed jail. Now both
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: schools are gonna be looking for new principles.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, what a good friend. Though, Let's see he tried.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Uh here, this is my favorite story of the week.
• 50:35
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: This one's about this fifty three year old guy in Florida.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: He was on his way he had to go take
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: a court ordered drug test. On the way there, he
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: gets pulled over for speeding, which you know, all right,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: it sucks, but you know it should be too much
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: of an issue. People get pulled over for speeding all
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: the time. A couple of problems. Number one, his license
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: was already suspended. Oh so that's a problem number one.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Problem Number two, he had something else on it, or
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: should I say strap to him a fake penis with
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: a bladder full of borrowed p and he had been
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: planning to use for this drug test. Hell yeah, try
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: which he then tried to ditch before the officers saw it,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: but they did see it. Here's a clip from the
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: officer's body cam.
• 51:20
  Speaker 15: What is this?
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: What is this stuff?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: What is it? What is this?
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I don't see what is this?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: James, I have you want video pulling out a pea
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: bag and a goddamn dildo.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: I asked you if you have anything on your person?
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Okay you did, and you're lying to me.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, Bro, what what is it?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: What? What is what?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: What is this? What do you mean this? Yeah?
• 51:47
  Speaker 17: What is this?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: What is this stuff? What is this?
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see what is this? I don't know what
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: that is? James, I have you want video pulling out
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: a pea bag and goddamn dildo?
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: If you have anything on your person? Okay you did, and.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: You goddamn.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Want.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I shared with you, guys, I did that for a friend,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: but for a job. I've also done that for a
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: friend on probation.
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: Yea, what is the receptacle? Do you give it to
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: them in a bag or a cup.
• 52:22
  Speaker 16: I actually met this person in the bathroom at the
• 52:24
  Speaker 16: same time. I kind of, you know, pretend, you know,
• 52:27
  Speaker 16: pretended I was just in there randomly, and then I
• 52:30
  Speaker 16: was able to kind of like slide it over to
• 52:32
  Speaker 16: where he was going.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: The probation officer.
• 52:35
  Speaker 16: The probation officer officer supposed to be in there watching you,
• 52:39
  Speaker 16: but he was lazy and he just stayed outside of
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: the you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Know, damn this guy. I know, it's crazy.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I went into like a Walgreen CBS type place. I'm like,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: where we get a bag. So we bought like these
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: baby you know those little plastic bags that go in
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: baby bottles. Oh yeah, I bought some liners and then
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I went into those and then we like tied some
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: rubber bands on it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: I thought they had a good idea, like for that
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, not going for like a year analysis
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: for your physical or something. I thought for those court
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: ordered ones.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: They took him in.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Right away, and wasn't there like an immediate uh test
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: of like the temperature of it. Because they knew people
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: were bringing in and that was one of the ways
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: that they were trying to figure out if someone's trying
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: to cheat it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 16: Yeah, no, for sure they do that, but I mean
• 53:24
  Speaker 16: somewhere lazy. Like I said, in my case, I got
• 53:26
  Speaker 16: lucky because this guy was really lazy and he told
• 53:28
  Speaker 16: me like, this guy never goes in and watches me.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: It's like when you see in movies, Greg, where the
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: cop they bust somebody and they had like a bag
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: of cocaine. They test it like you imagine, like the
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: guy's got to collect the urine gums and then he
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: gives you that look on Yeah, I got you.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is cool. This is Barron peak.
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: That's your dream job. You could be a parole officer
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: and just watch a wier p dude.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so many wieners. It'd be hilarious.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: That's the funniest job ever.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I could call you like dude the wiener I saw today. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Greg is one of the smartest
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: people I know.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: And certain things, one of the dumbest people I know.
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: Really dumb?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Am I going crazy?
• 54:09
  Speaker 12: Am I dumb?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I don't have that other side like you where you're
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: really smart to generous. The Woodie Show, Jesus.
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: Greg, who that's my big idea for right, I have
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: the best idea, guys. Sarcast Okay, hey, anybody got any ideas?
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do, sarcasm.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Let's be sarcastic, really must.
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: Oh god, I cried sweating. Okay, all right, what you doing?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I have another Woody Show original trademark game and we
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: we played this recently and I'm bringing it back because
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: we had such a good time with it. I'm gonna
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: play you a clip. You just gotta tell me. Is
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: it a chick or a gay dude?
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Easy, easy game, easy game, right, Craig, You're right, pretty easy?
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, I think it's all right.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: So this person came out of their apartment after a
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: water main break happened. And my question to you, is
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: this a chick or a gay dude in this clip?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I'm coming down to save my leather shoes. I slipped
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: and I failed. I kept walking up the street and
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: there was guysers and guysers.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, so as they came down with their helium voice.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: Huh, you know water shoes.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I mean coming down to save my leather shoes.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Save the leather shoes, yep, saving leather shoes.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: I slipped and I failed. I kept poking up the
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: street and there was guysers and guysers and geysers.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: Oh is that a chick or a gay dude? Damn chick, chick, chick.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: I'm going dude, I'm going gay dude.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Gay dude, gay dude, Sammy chick. Jeff, you already know
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: the answer to this one room split. Uh this is
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: a gay dude.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: This is in North Hollywood, California, No Hope, water main
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: break and uh yeah. This guy came out to talk
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: to the news about I'm.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Coming down to save my leather shoes. I slipped and
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: I failed. I kept poking up the street and there
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: was guysers and guysers.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Are sure that's not West?
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: What have we have You ever described your shoes as
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: your leather shoes specifically shoes. Wow, that's a good one.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Weird crime story in the news. This guy in Maryland,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: he was at a pet store and he was looking
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: to bring a new animal home with him and he
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: noticed this cute little kitten, Magnolia, just sitting there guys,
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: waiting to be adopted. It's a cat. So you'd think
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: he would just like, you know, move on. You would
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: think you would think, but no, no, he wanted this cat,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: and so when no one was looking, he walked out
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: of the store. A few minutes later, the cops were
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: called on this guy because he took Magnolia to the
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: bank next door and attempted to rob the place.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: With his cat partner in crime.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: With his cat.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Partner in crime, foe the old shirt, black beanie, an
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: old colored paint, possibly has a cat.
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: Little sod, right, Greg, so stupid.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. At the time, the store employees noticed Magnolia was
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: going on and that a bunch of cops had showed up,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: but did take them a minute to realize that what
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: happened and here they are on the news.
• 58:06
  Speaker 17: Immediately saw all of these police cars and I thought, wow,
• 58:10
  Speaker 17: that's a heck of a response for a stolen cat.
• 58:12
  Speaker 17: But then I realized they all were going down to
• 58:14
  Speaker 17: the bank. They came back out a little a few
• 58:16
  Speaker 17: minutes later and said, yes, there is a cat inside
• 58:18
  Speaker 17: the bank.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Now that's a woman. A woman and kind of sounds
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: like the gay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Dude with his down to save my leather set.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Right, so very very kind of like high pitched.
• 58:32
  Speaker 17: And then immediately saw all of these police cars. Wow,
• 58:35
  Speaker 17: And I thought, wow, that's a heck of a response.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: And one is a chicken. One is you know, gay
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: did what I'm saying?
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: Gray.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: It's a fun game. Yeah, it's a fun game, and
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: we are looking for your best jokes. We got a
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: round of dad jokes coming up next. So if you
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: got a good dad joke for us, you know, the simple,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: fun kind, please something that we can actually say on
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: the air. The FCC won't get all crazy on us
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: for eight seven. That's eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: give us a call and then share your dad joke.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: You can also send us a text, so you can
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: do that over to two to nine, eight seven. Show
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: your dad joke that way. No, I mean it's like
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I thought, it was a good idea.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: Oh that's my big idea for.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: What dad jokes? I just said we were doing dad jokes.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: He puts the G in Garcia.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: So call sports with Chef Garcy Man what you got into.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Sports at least to be in this happy Friday everybody.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Let's start with baseball.
• 59:46
  Speaker 16: Dodgers back in action after the All Star break there
• 59:48
  Speaker 16: in New York taking on the Yankees. Speaking of the Dodgers,
• 59:51
  Speaker 16: they announced a couple of dope giveaways in the last
• 59:53
  Speaker 16: couple of days. September third Laker Night which includes a
• 59:56
  Speaker 16: fire Lakers T shirt and then Menace. I don't know
• 59:58
  Speaker 16: if you saw this Man of September two, twenty fourth
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 16: Godzilla minus zero Bobblehall. That is one of the dopest
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 16: bubble heads.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: I've better scene.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sick. Yeah, it's like Godzilla. Yeah, and it
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: has like a bat in its mouth. It's really well done.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: And don't forget next week right here on the Woody Show.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 16: When your way into the Woody Show suite at the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 16: Dodgers game, onto the Angels.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: They are home this weekend versus the Tigers.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 16: They got to give away tonight as well, Angels throwback
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 16: collared shirt night. World Cup third place game is Maniana two,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 16: England and France. Then on Sunday at twelve noon Spain
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 16: and Argentina for the World Cup title. If you are
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 16: headed out to the Burbank fan Fest, I will be there.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 16: Would love to see you and say hello. Speaking of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 16: soccer MLS back as well tonight, El Traffico at Dignity Health.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 16: That's LAFC and my LA Galaxy. Tomorrow Angel CITYFC in
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 16: Chicago at three thirty hoops. Lakers Cameron Carr continues to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 16: impress at the Summer.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: League two two car the Wiggle and the finish the far.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: We got ourselves a great player man.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 16: Lakers and Warrior Summer League tomorrow, Clippers and Tea Wolves today,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 16: and finally.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Former Laker Lebron James.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 16: Said on a podcast with Tyreee Halliburton that he might
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 16: decide on his next team quote soon. I won't hold
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 16: you guys up too much longer. That was exactly my sentiment.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: It's like every time. But the thing is like every
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: time is if everybody's waiting around with baited bread, who
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: cares he.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Drags us out long enough? Man, I'm Jeff G and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: that's your so cal sports Jeff.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: In a time of luxury.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you use it nostalgia?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: I need to do it's the show, you know.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: For a guy who has reluctantly participated in our dad
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: jokes segment for years, Sea Bass lays the mouth theory
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: once in a while. He just did it on yesterday's show.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: We pointed it out, like you're not above the dad
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: jokes the way that you pretend you are.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: I think you see like I think you guys still
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: don't understand what they are and they're terrible. Yeah, okay,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: at least at least genus acknowledging. They are just puns
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: that were a few years ago where rebranded. We never
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: realized that, No, you didn't, you know, you didn't. You
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: followed the stupid herd. And when everyone started calling them
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: dad jokes saying oh, we love these things now, and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: when they've been around for a hundred years, you guys
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 10: are like, well, us dummies are on board too, but
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 10: what but they're still fun to do when they're off
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: the cuff and impromptu. But it was the same stupid
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: one that you've heard about a bumblebee. Great, don't don't
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 10: play dumb. Don't play dumb and playing dumb?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Yes you are, yes you are, okay, but let's just
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: say this. Are you on drugs? I didn't bring it up.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Let's just say they are rebranded. What's wrong with rebranding.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: Because that people are like pretending that all of a sudden,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: like this awesome thing when you didn't care about them
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 10: two seconds before the rebrand they're fun.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: I did say they were awesome.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: It was fun.
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  Speaker 10: You didn't shut the excite segment down.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: I don't any segment.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: In the segment doubt you didn't. You didn't vow to
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: stay home from work until long in thank you? All right, Well,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I'm excited about mine. All right?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Dad jokes, if you got a good one for us,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: or if you just have a good pun, whatever you
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: want to call them, you don't care. Eight seven seven
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: forty four Woodie, And we'll go right to the phones
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: and say hi to damn it. What's up David?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Hey, Woody, how's it going?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: We're great?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: What's your dad joke?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 21: Did you hear about the dung beetle that went to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 21: the bar?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I did not?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 12: No, he asked, is this stool taken?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 11: See?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: You got a smirk out of Sea Bass?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Wait you didn't?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: You take ler than.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 10: Ever genuine laughs at a samon, which is.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: Pleasant because I like funny joke.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Hey, you want to give us an example of a well,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: you know, something that you would maybe smirk at Sea Bass.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 10: I actually have some uh jokes about a great American icon,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: Dolly Parton.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm listening targeting Gina with this one.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, see can't can't you met at me for this?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: Why are Dolly Parton's feet so small? Why why nothing.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Grows in the shade?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got another one.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: Well, they're all the same. That's Dolly Clarton's favorite candy bar.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Show a hands and say hi to ur J.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: What's up our j what's going on?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 12: Are y'all doing?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: We're doing great?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: What's your what's your dad?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Joke?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 12: So Johnny and his dad are barbecuing, and Johnny looks
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 12: at his dad and says, Dad, what's the difference between
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 12: confident and confidential? The dad looks at Johnny and says, well,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 12: you're my son. I'm confident, but your our neighbor, Timmy,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 12: he's also my son. That's confidential.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: R JA, thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: We have a text here came in one time I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: was assaulted by a mind. He performed unspeakable acts.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, I bought some really cool shoes from this drug dealer. Yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know what he laced them with, but I've
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: been tripping all day.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 9: My stoner friend used my to do list as rolling papers.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: What Yeah, now he's high on my list of priorities.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Due My wife is really mad at the fact I've
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: got no sense of direction. So I just packed up
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: my stuff and right, good, good? Have we done the
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: dad jokes since you've been here?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: This is Did you know these are puns?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: No, yes I do? Are you o? Ling actually have
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: sad face emoji for that argument?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: That reason?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 16: So guys, why are Saturday and Sunday the best the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 16: strongest days? Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 16: because the rest are weekdays?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: It shows how it's done. Did you hear about the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: guy who ate a fraud?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: The guy who ate a frog?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't know?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: He's probably gonna crow, but you call an elephant?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: That doesn't matter? What I ye?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Since you love him so much, Sammy legitimately not ironically.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: Apparently debris is everywhere.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Debree, All the cheeses are everywhere.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: She even cracked herself up.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Just go to Christina High, Christina, Good morning?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: What up?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: What's your dad joke?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 20: Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Why does Snoop dogg carry an umbrella? I think I've
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: heard this one before.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Drizzle.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: Classic.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: It's an oldie, but a goodie. Let's go to Randy.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: What's up, Brandy?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: He's going to this one, This one I made up.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: I'm working on a chemistry joke.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so fair, so.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 17: Good good.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Chemistry science.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: He made it up himself. It's a Randy originally. Yeah,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I like it, thank he is?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 15: Bro?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Alright, se Bets, what do you got? Oh?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 10: You know how you identified Dolly Parton's children and a crowd?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 10: They are the ones with stretch marks around their mouth.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Mikey.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Mikey, Yeah, what's your dad joke?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 12: This one goes out to Jeff g So, what do
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 12: you call it? Terrible soccer game?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: What do you call it? Terrible soccer game?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: On?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 12: Messy?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: Appropriate and ga know the answer is all of them?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, Hey, what a show. I've had an addiction
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: for so long now. I was addicted to pokey pokey,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: and now I turned myself around and that's what I'm
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: you know, hokey pokey. Okay, Jess, here the dad joke?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: Where does a lizard go when he loses his tail?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: The retail store? Yes, let's go to this one from
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Val who says, how do cows count? They use a calculator.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, two fish were in a tank.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: One turns to the other and says, any idea on
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: how to drive this thing? Where do pirates get their hooks?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Where the second hand story?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: What is a zombie? What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Gray Joe?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: What's your dad joke?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: What do you call it? Ticker and a poly straw?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 9: Hey?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Woody, I see what you did there?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Did you hear about the woman who gave up her
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: seat on the bus to a blind person? That's how
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: she lost her job driving the bus? You might have
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: thought you might have heard of that? What of the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: green grape? Say to the purple grape? This one off
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: the text breathe idiot?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like that one?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Why is it always so cold at.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: The battle the battlefield, I think even ballfield? Why is
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: it always so cold at the ball field.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: At the ball field?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Why because of all the fans?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 15: All right?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Sea bass?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 10: You know it's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: Mm hmmm, Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 18: All right, uh now what I'm legit? Don't get men? Okay,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 18: this one through? Please wait, the draft has a giraffe.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 18: That's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat. Gotta
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 18: be very bad because you know, long throat. Oh sorry, yeah, no,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 18: Dolly Parton with a chest cold because her chest so big.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 9: Big.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're both big. You're you're not getting getting
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Tell us one that you are getting.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: What does the best what's the best way to make
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: a band stand? How take away their chairs?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: That's my big idea for.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Greg likes that one.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves bands.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: That's that's a good one.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: One more, let's go to Esperanza. Hey, Esperanza, Hi, hie,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: oh hey, perfect I have you got it?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: You gotta dad joke? Did you hear this one from
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: your dad?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: No, okay? What what what is what is your what
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: is your dad joke?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: What are robber's favorite shoes?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: What is a robber's favorite shoes?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, White Van White band. That's really good. Yeah, Robert
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: is a kid friendly versus. Yeah, thank you so much
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: for calling in. Appreciate your parents allowing you to listen
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: to the Woody Show.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: That was questionable decision.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: On their on their on their but hey, congratulations on
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: getting on the air.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's cool.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I was always psyched when I.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Got on the air as a kid. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: all right, there's your there's your Friday dad jerks. We're
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: gonna take a quick break. Oh well yeah, here one
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: more from the text. What do you call karate for amputees?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: What partial arts?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: They were not what I thought they were.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I thought the only.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Purpose the Woody Show.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 9: Was to make the outside world disappear.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 12: Show.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I said a couple, uh, a couple of things that
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: wanted to bring up people doing to make a couple
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: of extra bucks. Where's Morgan?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Bring Morgan in real quick?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Morgan's always doing different things.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: She was collecting bottles, cans.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: To go, you know, bring in and think things things.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: Like that was short lived.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, she said she was still like collecting
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: the bottles and cans and stuff. Oh no, but but
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: like the last time we checked in on you, you
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: were you You still had a bunch of those. But
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: it's been a while, but yeah, you gave up.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: Are you still doing the receipt Oh heck, yes you are.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: I just got this morning ten dollars from Amazon.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, there you go. We had the story
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: about people that were selling the trash from outside Madison
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Square Garden for the Taylor Swift thing. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: you do what you gotta do, whatever the people will buy.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I guess, well, there is a soccer influencer on TikTok
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: sure who was selling trash he picked up at the
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: World Cup. So he was going around to you know,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: the World Cup stadiums, collecting the drinking cups and then
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: flip them online, okay for a for a profit. Here,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: how many cops could I collect before? By the way, geez,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: you didn't want to us involving a fun accent, whiplash
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: involving a fun accent?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: How many cops could I collect before leaving the stadium?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: After just a few minutes, I was quickly building a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: tar of cups. But now it was time to head
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: inside the stadium, where there were still cops absolutely everywhere.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: It was finally time to cute them and see how
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: much money they could have meet because these cups could
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: be worth two three hundred dollars.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Wow, oh, three hundred bucks. But I guess if it's
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: a branded you know, one of those souvenir cups that
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: you get where they sell you a soda for forty bucks,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: maybe to keep the cup and shocks.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: So many people left their cups.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: You know, it's embarrassing. When I went to the White
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: House Freedom to fifty event, I brought the cups home.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: I get plastic cups that I bought.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Was that embarrassing you bought them? Well, yeah, it's supposed
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: A supernir right to throw them away.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: No, I thought of the souvenir cup.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Everyone was throwing away.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: A hard plastic cup.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't put it in the disk they're giving away
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: at McDonald's, right.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but people do that with the White House. They've
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 10: been doing that for decades. Like they'll take the little
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: napkin because it has his White House on it.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: That's not the part of that.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't be embarrassed.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: In Russia, there's a thing where, you know, these are
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: popping up on these classified ad sites there in Russia.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Women are selling their used breast implants online. WHOA Plastic
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: surgeons say the breast augmentation has fallen out of favor
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: in Russia, such surgery dropping about forty percent over the
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: past ten years. I have heard more about you know
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: explants yep, Yeah, like taking them out seems to be
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: more popular than putting them in.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Less filler, less boob implants.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: And by the way, though, this is to save money
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: because you know, people are like, oh, well if I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: get these used ones, but who's going to implant them?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: That's the thing, because there's like they're like, hey man,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: it doesn't it doesn't happen very often. We're gonna get
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: like a reputable surgeon in Russia, like I'm imagining a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: most other places, you're not going to find them one
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: But just.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: No reputable surgeon would use a secondhand implant, you know,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: byob Well.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: I didn't realize that the implant itself was that expensive.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: Well I thought it was for like weird dudes to well, no,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: I mean they are selling them number one.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: But the people then who are then turning around buying
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: them saying, okay, well it's cheaper because they're saying all
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: of this is tied to Russia's economic troubles, weak currency falling,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: buying power, fuel shortages, all that kind of stuff.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 10: You guys, if they're giving you medical waste, then the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: standards ethical standards aren't that high to begin with.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 10: True, every time I've been around any kind of we
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 10: have on. One guy get some fat stucked out and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: they would not give me the fat because it was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 10: quote medical.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: All you got to do was hand me the container. Well,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: menace got to keep. But they took the rock out
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: of his penis. Yeah, that was cool stone. It was
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: like a rattle that he couldn't pass just by pean
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: and out. They had to go in there, and.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a little bit shaker.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: I kind of get it because last time I was
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: in Kansas visiting my mom, I had something taken out
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: of my ear, like a bone spur, and as a joke,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: he asked me if I wanted it. I said no,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: my Mom's like I'll take it teeth.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: So with all these things that people are doing for
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: extra money or you know, just to get by make
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: ends meet, you're gonna love this.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: This is NFL wide receiver Odell Beckham Junior. He was
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: shooting his mouth off on a podcast about how NFL
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: contracts really work.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 22: Okay, always explaining to people like, bro, you give some
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 22: five year, one hundred million dollar contract, right, what is it?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: It's five years for sixty you're getting text?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: Do the math?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: That's twelve a year.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 22: You know that you have to spend yous save invest
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 22: flaun like whatever. However, just being real, I'm a buy
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 22: a car, I'm get my mama house, I'm gonna do
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 22: everything costs money. If you spending four million dollars a year,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 22: that's really forty.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: Million over five years, eight a year, you know, and
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: now you.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 22: Start breaking down the numbers, it's like that's a five
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 22: year span where you're getting eight mien. And you always
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 22: hear the people who ain't us and ain't been in
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 22: the position like, oh well that would last life yet.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 22: But we weren't talking about no financial literacy.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's saying, yo, man, it's not what you think.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: It's not really a lot.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: First off, yeah you were they sit you down. Yeah,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 10: they probably do it in college now because they're getting
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: making seven figures.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: It's also not where you came from, Like he didn't
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: come from a super wealthy family.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 9: So therefore spend eight million a year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like, oh well, I'm just accustomed to
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  Speaker 2: this lifestyle that I've had my entire life, right right,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: you know, like Kate Middleton and you know, and Andrew
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  Speaker 2: Prince William.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: I know you guys, were going to get there eventually.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if you if you grew up in the
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: royal family. I grew up a you know, a Kardashian
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 10: That's my custom. But literally every every major sports league
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: does this, and every player's union mandates it. So he's
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: just lying that he wasn't given in financial literacy training.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 10: That's that's a lie.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: You're a liar, sir, and being He says, it's exhausting
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: hearing athletes break down how there're millions, quote, aren't really
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: millions after taxes and fees. Dude, forty million after taxes
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: is still forty million. The real issue isn't the system,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: it's the lifestyle. Nobody told you to live like a king,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: buy five cars or move in with a ten person entourage.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 10: And we could always point to the example of Rob Gronkowski. Yeah,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 10: who got his original contract for whatever four million. He said,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 10: I know I'm going to lose half of that in
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: taxes and agents fees, lived with a roommate for the
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: first couple years in the league, right, because he said, well,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: at least I have he's talked about this podcasts. He said,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: at least if I have two million, that'll that'll hold
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: be above but keep my head above water.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: For years.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he lived off of his endorsement money. So that's
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: why he was always in the tide Pod commercials at
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: other stuff. It was endorsement money that he lived off of.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: He didn't spend his salary, not.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: To be mean, but I didn't expect that from him.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 10: Somehow he figured it out.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: J Leto didn't spend any of his Tonight's.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: Show salary, just did stand up money.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put the rest in cars. Yeah, good for his
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Dorito's money then he do yeah, yeah, eight seven seven
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: forty four. What he is? The number to call if
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: you want to play our dumb ass contest, it's the
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: d u i Q and it's coming up next.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Oh that's love.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: And time for today's dumbass contest. Today's time ask contest.
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  Speaker 2: It's Friday, so of course it's the du like q.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Duiq.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: Do you ask explaining the game to everybody?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: Please?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 10: I asked a mega drunk person, mega easy trivia questions,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: So then the game is not to answer the good
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: questions everyone Like. The second you're here it you'd be like, oh,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: I know that the game is.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: Because you're not an idot. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: You're not a drunk and fool.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: The game is, though, can you guess whether the drunk
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 10: person gets the answer correct? If you can do that
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 10: two times out of three, you win? All right?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four? What that's eight seven seven
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: forty four?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Whatding?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Let's go to our contestants.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Say hi to Hugo. Hello, Hugo, you go you know
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: All right, Hugo, you're gonna play the duiq. So if
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: you've been listening for a while, which by that greeting,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming that you have, you know that we're gonna
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: get to know the drunk person a little bit better,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: a little clip here to get to know them. So
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: we know a little bit. Uh are they with it?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Are they really not with it? So when we get
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: to the questions the count towards you winning a prize,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: I'll have a better idea. Who is This person?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: Is Kia and you'll hear she likes her liquor like
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 10: Greg likes her men.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: All right, here's Kia.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: You know I like.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 13: Dark that Henny Cavasi like something dark Jack Daniel. But
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 13: don't get me wrong, I would drink a bout anything
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 13: second beer. I don't like beer whatsoever? No bloated and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 13: I mean going through girl thing. I don't need to
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 13: blow it anymore, you feel me?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 14: So you say beer is not the drink for your period?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 13: Hell no, like no, you better go get some wine
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 13: or some real alcohol. I'm just saying because you don't
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 13: feel way blady that you feel.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: She sounds fun. She sounds you crack yourself up. That's
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: always a good sign. Yea drrible all right, So that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: is h kia. All right, you ready for question number one?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 10: Here?
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  Speaker 2: Hugo Oh yeah, alright, menace yeamy, okay, Question number one
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: d U I Q.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 14: What was the first NBA team Shaquille O'Neal played for?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: Easy?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: This one is easy?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Well when he when he hit the league.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: I even read his book.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 15: Age.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: I was dude, I was obsessed with Shack. I thought
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: I should do that. I still think Shack is super cool.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: Right, but yeah, he is a nice Yeah. The thing
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 10: is him, He and Barkley both they've now been commenting
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: way longer they were playing, so like for kids like
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 10: your son's age. Yeah, he's just a sports comment He's
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 10: a seven foot one sports commenter.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, all right, I know you guys I'll
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: start with the triple.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Same, I'm going triple now, triple now.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm That's what I'm going with, Hugo.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go no, all right?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: Question number one d u i Q.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 14: What was the first NBA team Shaquille O'Neil played for Menace?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: I've always known him to be from Orlando Magic, but
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he played for a team before that.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: What's your answer?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Orlando Magic?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: All right, Sammy, I also said Orlando Magic, Orlando answer?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, alright, let's see if you get on the
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: board here, Hugo.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 14: Question number one, what was the first NBA team Shaquille O'Neil.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Played for the Heat?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 14: If I mistake Jack hot or not, I licked the
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 14: ball head off of him and got money.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: What you mean.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Very close?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he did play for.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 10: The Heat, right, And it wasn't a geography on that one.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 10: What did he play college ball?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: You guys in the room has no idea.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 10: Louisiana, what kind kind of Louisiana's right?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: A little bit in.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: There somewhere in her brain chamber.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: How I'm supposed to know.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: That wasn't that around the time that everybody was obsessed
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: with Orlando Magic. No matter where they live.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: They were brand new win.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Penny hard Away.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I the Shack rap album.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Nice Yepnicks, What's up?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: Knock?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Can We Rock?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Can We Rock?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: You probably saw Kazam a thousand times that You probably
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: saw Kazam a thousand times.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: I never watched I never, no, I never, I never
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: watched that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was Kazam. Thank you all.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: I Question number two, Yeah, you go, it's good. You
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: got a point here on this round of the u
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: i Q. Question number two.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 14: Name any of the railroads in monopoly?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 10: Oh oh man, that's a billion monopoly commercials.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: I know one this morning saw a new board, but
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't read it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 10: They're doing a big Simpson's tie in, so that's why
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 10: they've got a thousand commercials.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: The one I saw was for twenty four hours.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 9: The mom.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Is a Cupid. I'm already a legend back in the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: day in the food stamp section.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, early rap, yeah, early nineties rap. What he is undefeated?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I was a kid, I was a teenager.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 10: I know, and you memorized it all exactly.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Next chugar Dog, give a dog a bone.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 10: We should put you on like one of those specialty
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 10: game shows. It's like where it's like you're are, there's
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 10: there's was there a game show like Beat the Beat
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: the Expert or something, and there was special needs game shows,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 10: special shows, be friends.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 9: What he's like with Roblow called the floor. I love that.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Choose your special pumps, can't stop mud dunks.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he could do shot wrap and he would be
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 10: do any wrap from nineteen eighty nine through Yeah, I
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 10: love the floor.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: He'd be really good on that.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Eighty nine through ninety two, I would say, because then
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: I went off the boarding school and there was a
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: blackout there because yeah culture. Yeah, all right, there's the question,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 14: Name any of the railroads in Monopoly?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, triple no, triple no, triple one.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: I'll say triple no. I played the game a billion
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: times and I'm having a hard time trying to think
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: if I.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Come up with one, I just know one. Then there's yeah, all.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Right, what do you think here, hugo yes or no,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: I'm no go no. Question number two for the d U, I.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 14: Q name any of the railroads in Monopoly.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Like if I hear them. I'll be like, okay, yeah
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: that that that that sounds right?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: Menace Pennsylvania, Okay, the two.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: None, I also put Pennsylvania Pennsylvania.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 10: What if I told you is that reading?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: That was only when I had B and oh and
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: short line short line.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: We've never gotten short line Pennsylvania. And then the B
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: and O I only knew reading I didn't even recognize. Yeah,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: all right, well, wow you go. Hugo said no to
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: question number two that the Kia won't get it, and
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: if that's the way it works out to be, he's
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: gonna be the winner of this round of the uy Q.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 14: Question number two, name any of the railroads in monopoly?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 13: Yes, nobody trying to get the railroads?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: You know, bor Wale, you know that one?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 15: By that?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 13: You know that's you know go song you feel me? Bro,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 13: I can't even remember that said play that game.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I couldn't get it.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: But Hugo, you are a winner here on the d
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: u i Q. Yeah, congratulations, my friend, You've got yourself
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: a prize.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 9: Thank you so much.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: You're welcome. Thank you so much for listening to Woody Show.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that. Have yourself a great weekend. And hang on,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: we'll get all your information.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: No you don't.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: There's there's Hugo.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 10: I want to go party with this girl.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: I know she sounds she's a lot of fun.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Ray Road be safe near railroad Tracks. That was a
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: p S.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 10: A menace only read and was recorded, but was produced
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 10: and aired on the station.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was sent to many people for approval.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Which means they never heard. I wonder what the open
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: rate of that email was? Zero ray Road.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Dad railroad tracks years later, so it's pretty imp saying.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: I think they got their dollars worth thank you.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 14: Question number three, do you like you who starred as
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 14: Lizzie McGuire?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 10: That's a Sometimes I do games for Sammy.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: And that's certainly one of these.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: He's writing furiously.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, so yes Lizzie McGuire.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Meda, I couldn't have told you.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you this.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 10: I think this is a clue, but it's not a
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 10: giveaway having a comeback. Yeah, is not Sammy or he
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 10: whoever that could be?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: Wait, Greg, how would you think men wouldn't know it? Yeah?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: And he's like he knows what like between yes to
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: Samy and menace? Know to this to fun awesome chick.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 9: Uh if you put it that way, and I'm sticking
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: with my note to medicine. Sammy.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: All right, uh, let's see just for fun, guys, what
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: do you think? No now, Sammy I. Question number three
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: d u i Q.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 14: Who starred as Lizzie McGuire, Who started Lizzie McGuire, Sammy,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 14: Hillary Duff, Hilary Duff.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: The answer.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 9: I thought it was the one who got the tattoo
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 9: harder in her face.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: She was nickel.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 7: Hillary.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Her music is coming back. And then also she has
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: another Tivy show coming out and she was part of
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: that mom drama. Yes, actually Tisdale.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: And the actually Tisdale was hanging out with her estranged
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 8: sister Haley.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: And that was tell me something I know, tells me
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: this all the time.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 9: Sammy swept today we outside.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see question number three, d u i Q.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Hold on one second, A sorry, stand by my bad.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Question number three.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 14: Who starred as Lizzie McGuire, Hold.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Up, don't notice?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: Hold on?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 7: Hold up?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Is correct? Okay?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: Ye love her?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Alright, Wow, Okay, that's how you play the That's how
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: you play the d u I.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 21: You give me a bone robin like you've been. I'm
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 21: already a legend back in the days in the foods.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 21: How you like me now, I've dropped moms.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: When you see me, please at my hands.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 21: I know I got stealed, man, I know I got Yeah,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 21: come on, dude.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: Shows next, hang on.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman. Menace
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: has been a supporter of using women's de utorant as
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: long as I've known him. Uses women's the odor.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah, like men's theor is like sticky the Woody Show.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back. This is a good idea.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to do this with my kids.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Jeff g just did something with his kids, sent them
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: to the grocery store and he gave him a list
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: and some cash and told me how to come back
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: with every item on the list. And they couldn't go
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: over the hundred bucks that he gave them.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Teaching budgeting.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how to go?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Did they did? They do it?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 16: They did it, and they did pretty well. They actually
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 16: came back with like four bucks too. Yeah, so they
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 16: did really well.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Like because man, they eat out of house and home.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 16: Man, there you have teenagers playing basketball all day long,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 16: and like the second you stock something, it's gone.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Like you blink and it's over.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you got to teach them, like, hey, man,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: like I my my kids ask me for things every
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: once in a while and I'll cave because I'm a
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: cool dad, and I'll buy it and they'll take three
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: SIPs out of whatever, the three dollars can of whatever
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: they want to. You know, it's big with the girls.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Now there's a Lonnie. Those those energy drinks, a little
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: skinny can, Yeah, a Lonnie. Yeah, they're like three something.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 9: I wanted to buy one of those quote healthy sodas
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 9: the other day. Yeah, they're like one can is like
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 9: two fifty.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: So again, cool dad bought her a couple of cans.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: And then I came in and it's absolutely been sitting
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: on the counter forever because it's warm, and there's been
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: three SIPs taken out of it, and I go, oh,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: what am I doing? They have no no thought about
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: how much this costs or whatever. So that's a good idea.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 16: I like that, yeah, because I mean we would make
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 16: stuff at the beginning of the week, or make stuff daily,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 16: and then the leftovers would just sit there and sit
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 16: there and sit there, and then they'd waste it all
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 16: and then we end up throwing away all that food,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 16: which you know you get costly.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: After that, did they get to keep the four bucks
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: you make them?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: They kept the four bucks?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 16: No, they kept the four bucks, and they've been better
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 16: this week. I think a little light bulb may have turned.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: On, you know, but that'd be I could get another
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: wrinkle to the challenge. You can give them the hundred
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: bucks and you say you get to keep whatever you say,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: but you have to get all the items on the list.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's good, you know.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 9: So it teaches them that, like the brand doesn't necessarily matter. Correct,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 9: that was the way they hustled.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 16: There's a lot of store brand stuff that they brought home,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 16: like oh, we don't need, you know, two packs of Oreos,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 16: Like I'm okay with one pack of OO or whatever,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 16: or yeah, hyrocks are the.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Generic bag exactly. Speaking of the story, this reminded me
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: of a story that I wanted Morgan to tell about
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: the new girl at your gym. Oh yeah, this is good.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: Last night, our class is ending, We're wiping down on everything,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: and I hear this girl say hey more again, and
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's weird. I don't have like a buddy
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: in this class. I turn around and it's this like
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: fairly new girl, like within a month. She's like, have
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: you been to a deli counter recently?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh god, you've never talked about it,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: like what you do name?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Oh no even had a conversation with her. I'm like,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: oh god, that's your first impression of me, like the
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: deli counter. No, Like she tuned in and that is
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 4: the first segment she.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: Heard of this.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Support.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: I think she's real creeped out by me. Like, I
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: don't think she was like, oh it was really good
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: and funny. I think she's like, that was weird.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not you did it and got caught by
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: the cops or what. This is a bit that you
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: did for your.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: Job, of course, But I think it's surprising when people
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: in our outside lives realize, oh, that's what you do
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: for work.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what pays the building.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Morgan went to the grocery store deli counter
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: for a round of morgasms.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, what would you like?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not really sure yet. I just know that I
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: like gross beef. Can I try a sample?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: What you want?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: Can I try the low sodium one?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: And that's her first impression. Yeah, so making friends friends,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sure four Woode text us over to two two
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 6: Show show.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: I haven't had.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Any uh any recent drama in the neighborhood. I mean
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: you live in the same neighborhood, admit any drama down
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: now where you are? No, what about you, Greg, You
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: obvious seem to have like some of that. I mean
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: not with you in particular, but I mean you then. Yeah,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: nothing like the h A, no goofy bound anything out
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: of the ordinary. Yeah. I luckily I appreciate the idea
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: of what the HOA trying to accomplish.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 9: There's times I wish they were more strict.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: Like with the neighbors trash cans left out all the time. Yeah,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: but man, man do I hate like when you know
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: it's something really stupid. There was a there was a
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: neighbor of mine not that long ago that got a
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: note from the HOA. And I want to know who
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: reported them, because it's not like it's not like the
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: people because it's a company.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not driving around looking for trouble, correct.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: It just means that somebody reported them and it was
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: because they changed up one little spot not even the
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: whole thing. One little spot of landscaping in the front
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: of the house.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: I'd be there.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: Used to be like a little tree that grew into
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: a bigger tree, and so it got to be just
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: too big. It was too close to the house, and
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: so the neighbor removed it and they put something like
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: a shrub or something there, and the homeowners Association sent
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: them a note saying, well, did you get disapproved?
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, Like, well, it was it was too
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 10: close to the house.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: It could cause you know, damage to the foundation.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: My president of the ash Way, he's always patrolling the neighborhood,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: but there's stuff that he lets go. And I guarantee
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: you that some of his friends.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, there was a there was a neighbor. You
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: would hate this.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: Greg. It bothered me. I never said anything about it,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, oh, come on, man, where the neighbor
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: has some work going on in the house. So there's
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: contractors who have, like there's a like a flatbed trailer
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: that's been parked in their driveway for months as this
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: work's been going on. And so there's always you know,
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: some stuff out there, some you know boards or scrap
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: wood that's like on the driveway next to the flatbed thing,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: which that doesn't bother me. But just because you're doing
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: work at or you know inside outside what you're doing
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: work at your house doesn't mean you can't cut the grass.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: So the front lawn was just growing and growing and growing,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: and they weren't doing anything, and somebody said something to
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: them and they were, well, we have work being done,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: well not your front. Yeah, it just looks because you
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: have the trailer is one thing, and people might bitch
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: about that, which I didn't care necessarily about that. I
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: don't care about that, even though it's been months. But
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: the grass looking crazy with the because they if you
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: ignore it for a while, it's not just really tall,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: nice luscious green grass, weeds and everything else coming up,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: so just look super trashy.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: Greg, I have a question for you. I have a
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: girlfriend who actually is on the board of her h
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: AA and I think this is adorable and cute and whimsical.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: She said, absolutely not as an HA person. Somebody reported
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: a neighbor who had a big tree in their backyard
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: and they decided to hang like an outdoor chandelier like
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: for their like table and chairs and looked really pretty,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: but it's against the rule that.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 9: Look, no, I'm not too opposed to that. It's in
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 9: their backyard.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Backyard, oh backyard, Okay, you could see it. Apparently there's
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: some HOA drama going on in Florida. This woman, I
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: guess her dad died. She inherited his house. It's a
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: house in a retirement community, like one of those fifty
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: five plus.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Say okay, I'm super old. Yeah, how's that work?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: How would that work?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: So she's being sued by the HOA because she's not
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: old enough to live there.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Right, it's exclusively for residents fifty five and over. And
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: she thinks that's a BS because her father left her
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: the house. Here she is talking about it.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 10: His biggest concern was that his dying wish would not
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 10: be armored a disabled veteran.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: All he wanted to leave was his house to his daughter.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: Every adjustment we made, it's so sentimental.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 15: I sleep with the same pillow in the same bed
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 15: that he did every day.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: Stop throwing the other stuff in there, like, oh he's
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: a veteran, Like oh, his dying wish was like, dude,
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: that stop it with that stick.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: I got this house.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do I do I'm shocked that would even
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: be allowed.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: It got a little messier because the HOA is now
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: forcing the other one hundred and fifty five residents of
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: this community to pay for the lawsuit. So each homeowner, oh,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: I'd be so bad. Each homeowner has been given a
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: bill for a special assessment fee of one thousand dollars
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: to fight the lawsuit. Dumb, right, And guess who else
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: got that bill? The chick they're suing to sue herself.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: How how dumb is that the other residents not psyched.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: I don't think that we should have to pay.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't afford one thousand dollars, and a lot.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: Of people around here, like are on a fixed income.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Spend it all in cocaine and and whores.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 9: What if you live in one of those fifty five
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 9: plus communities but you have a young hot side piece,
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 9: can she come over?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 9: They can. Yeah, if the husband is sixty and the
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 9: wife is forty, she can live there.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. My my mom and my stepdad live
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: in one of these communities, and some of some of
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: the people who live there have their adult children who
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: still live with them. You know, for whatever reason, but
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: you can't live there with little kids, right. I think
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: there's there's there's a rule with in there within that, uh,
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: one of the primary residents meaning you, the husband or
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: the wife or the husband or the husband or the
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: wife or the wife has to be over fifty five,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: but their spouse can be younger. Yeah, but what you
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: can have is you can't have a couple who neither
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: one of them is over fifty five with a young family,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: because the whole point is we don't want kids tearing
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: around the neighborhood. And but we don't want that stuff.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: There are some that are super hardcore and they can't
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: be there longer than thirty days, yes, yeah, yeah, kids
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: or just a couple of nights or something. Yeah, even
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: if they walk around the neighborhood, they get harassed. My
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: buddy I was visiting his mom for like a couple
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: of weeks, and they like they started going up to him,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: like in the neighborhood like, what are you doing here?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, get out of here, you're too young.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: I mean part of it sounds like I understand, I
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: get the desire.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: That's why you move there.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, But at the same time, like because you
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: get an incredible deal.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: The houses. Yeah, when I uh got my house, the
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: community next door, it's a it's like, uh, like one
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: of these places that we're talking about.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: And the houses with town houses are they single family.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Her single family homes there were like two hundred and
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars cheaper.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: Why I don't know.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're made from the same material.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 8: Why they exist though, Like that's why these fifty five
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 8: and over communities exist and why people move to them
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 8: because they are so much cheaper.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: I can tell you my my parents place wasn't cheaper
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: by any stretch.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: Of the imagination.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: It was only because it's like for people that are
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: in your same you know, age bracket, Yeah, phase of life,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: and you don't want to deal with all the other man.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: There's ones where you get like major deals.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Well, in the meantime, the HOA is not letting this
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: woman use any of the community manity. So she can't
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: use the pool, she can't use the jacuzzi, the gym.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: But she's paying.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's making the HOA payments.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: That's so creaty. But I mean, at the end of
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: the day, I'm shocked that he was able to leave
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: something to somebody who's.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: Well, he can he can't leave it, but she can't
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: live in it. But you mean she has to sell it,
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: so she has to flip it, or maybe she can
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: rent it.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: She loves the bed so much, because that's what she
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: kept talking about, take the bed with you.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: Although there are hoas, there was one they were trying
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: to get this done in a subdivision that I lived
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: in at one point years ago, where they were trying
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: to get it passed so there would be a law
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: in the hoa by rules or whatever that you can't
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: rent your house. Oh probably like you would have to
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: sell your house, like you no rent, They didn't want renters.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: And then things got pretty heated because the reason they
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: were doing this is because there was one neighbor in
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: the subdivision who was going to rent their house and
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: there was a black family looking at it, and there
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: are people on the board who didn't want a black family.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: This is like this is like twenty twelve, who didn't
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: want to black family moving in, and so they rush
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: to try to change it. And then the rest of
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: the neighbors figured out what was going on, and then
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: we all like, no, not to mention. Let's say you
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: run into something where it's like you have to relocate
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: for your job, but you can't sell the house in
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: the market currently in the condition of you know, that
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: would be a financial break even for you, even so
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: you decide to hold on to it and rent it
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: out until the market recovers it. You're forcing someone to
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: sell something at a loss because like you don't want renters.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: Living there, so we can rent our houses.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: No, this has no nothing where we're living right now. No,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: this like I said, this is twenty twelve, this is it, okay,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: years ago, just checking.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, my latest problem with the HOA is not so
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 9: much drama but inaptitude. Where I'm up early in the morning,
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 9: no matter what day of the week it is. And
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 9: I noticed that the sprinklers upfront are damaged, so when
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 9: they come on, it's just flooding the street, just going
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 9: down the drain. And they said to us at the
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 9: latest meeting.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: The utility bills are really high.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 9: They've gone up so much, so we have to increase
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 9: the HIA dues. And I said, I told you guys,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 9: the sprinklers are broken. No wonder the water bills are
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 9: through the roof. Well, we don't know what else to
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 9: do other than raise.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: Company more sprinkler.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 9: And then they had if only that could be done,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 9: And then they had to do the whole vote of
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 9: whether we should raise the hoadws or not. And guess
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 9: who's the only one who voted no?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 5: Me, I'm sorry to say, is you're gonna have to
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: just take over the ha.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 9: I probably should.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: You're the only one who voted no.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 9: Only one they always everybody else is just addicted to
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 9: raising the has. Yeah, you don't want to be underfunded,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 9: you don't want to be underfunded, Well, then just raise
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 9: them to five million.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: A day eight seven four. Wooding text us over to
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: two two nine eighty seven. Somebody in the text said
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: the younger spouse has to be forty five plus. Really,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: so one has to be over fifty five In those
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: fifty five plus communities, one has to be at least
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: fifty five. The other one has to be at least
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: forty five.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 9: So I need to wait to get one of them.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so no barely legal brides.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: Fellow man, move it into the hot But if you're
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: this woman who got the house from your dad, why
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: would you want to live there?
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 9: That's little Well, she wants to sleep in his bed
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 9: using his pad.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 8: With Yeah, but if it's a paid off house where
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 8: she wouldn't even be able to maybe take the money
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 8: and live somewhere else for as much as she's getting
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 8: this place for, that would.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Be why where was she living?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, So sell the place.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: Take that extra money from your dad's place, pocketed invest
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: to do something. But like why it's like people that
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: sue to get their job back. Yeah, they clearly don't
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: want you. How uncomfortable is that?
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: Uh, as far as entertainment goes, you got Christopher Nolans,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: the honysty Yes, now that's got like a ninety six
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: percent fresh rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes. On the
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: other side of that, you got people talking to this
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  Speaker 2: new Will Ferrell golf show on Netflix.
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  Speaker 10: It's a comedy, but people have been talking about it
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  Speaker 10: because you have seen him and literally everything he was
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  Speaker 10: introducing the Home Run Derby. He was like every golf outing,
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  Speaker 10: every golf tournament.
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  Speaker 1: He was there, the Home Run.
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  Speaker 2: Everything makes sense because that was on Netflix, right, so
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  Speaker 2: they'll use that to promote their own stuff. But the
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  Speaker 2: fact that he was doing every interview under the sun,
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  Speaker 2: that's how you know something's gonna really suck because when
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  Speaker 2: it's good, they don't have to go out and do
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. That's what we've said about guests all the time.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of times why we turn it down
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  Speaker 2: because if you get like a big name guest who's
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  Speaker 2: willing to come into a no name radio show for example,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: or you know, blogger podcast whatever, it's because they really
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  Speaker 2: got to get the word out to every single person
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  Speaker 2: and try to make something out of it.
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  Speaker 5: They made him his own the Hawk tour bus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not surprised that they came out with this
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  Speaker 1: because Apple TV has a comedy golf show called Stick
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  Speaker 1: and it's really good. It is.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, Will Ferrell, who else is in that Fortune Fimester?
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  Speaker 1: Is in that girlfriend?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: But this thing is getting killed. It's getting killed on
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  Speaker 2: rotten Well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I like.
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  Speaker 2: I like Fortune Fimester, I like Will Ferrell, I like dude,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of people in that. I like, those
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  Speaker 2: are the good. But I saw when I saw the trailer,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, this seems like to like
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  Speaker 2: to be a want to be happy Gilmore. It just doesn't.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix. Who cares, it's not like a guy
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  Speaker 2: get a sitter and go to the movie theater and
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  Speaker 2: as Greg has talked about, you pay four thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: for the popcorn things like that. Now you saw The Odyssey, right,
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  Speaker 2: I did, Christopher, What is that about, dude?
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  Speaker 1: It's about a bunch of stories that I never even
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  Speaker 1: heard of, and apparently everybody else on the planet has.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is good.
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  Speaker 1: The Chrodren Horse. I'm like, so I went with Tyler
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  Speaker 1: and I went with Vaughan, and I go, dude, why
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  Speaker 1: is everybody freaking out over this movie The Odyssey? And
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: they're like everybody read the book in high school and
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I never even heard of this. Yeah. Books.
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  Speaker 1: And then we get to the movie theater. It's a madhouse,
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  Speaker 1: like totally sold out, people lined up like crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Does it is it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not the mood like the Space Odyssey.
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  Speaker 1: This is it's like hold on, it's like about like
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  Speaker 1: old like Greek mythology, right, so like you know, the
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  Speaker 1: Trojan Horse, worse and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst time.
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  Speaker 9: Period, the hark who goes there period.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't watch something from space any day over
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  Speaker 2: old timey eight old time Yeah, yeah, like.
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  Speaker 1: Troy and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Is there a town crier.
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  Speaker 1: Like I loosely like knew the stories because I heard
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  Speaker 1: about him, you know, But.
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  Speaker 9: I mean yeah, I mean, wait, is this g you know,
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  Speaker 9: the Odyssey as in like the Iliad, and I've heard
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  Speaker 9: of it, but I couldn't tell you one thing about it?
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  Speaker 10: About how about this? Not only should most people have
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  Speaker 10: read this? In high school in ap Latin, we did
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  Speaker 10: excerpts not from the Odyssey but from virgils a needed
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  Speaker 10: and we had to recite them.
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  Speaker 2: Also, it was like, I would say, that sounds like
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  Speaker 2: another language to me, but it is another, like literally
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: literally another language.
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  Speaker 1: The movie is three hours long, and I had to
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: like ash shat gybt after because I'm like, wait a minute,
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: it's like the Trojan horse thing? Is was that real?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: Did that like really happen or was this like a
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: story like a myth? So apparently it's a myth. I
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: mean the fight in the war like actually happened.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 10: People always said They've always tried to like say what
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 10: modern country it would have been? What these have represented?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the tyler you liked it or were you
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: just there for the snacks?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 20: I thought I thought it was a great movie. I've
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 20: been waiting for this movie since I heard about it
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  Speaker 20: like a year and a half ago, which I still
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 20: can't believe that men hadn't.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: Heard about it. I didn't heard about anything.
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  Speaker 15: Now.
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  Speaker 20: I was locked in and I looked over and I
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 20: could see Vaughan and he was just as locked in.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: Like this movie rule, dude, it was so good.
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  Speaker 10: The first Nolan is not a bad director.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The first person you see on screen spoiler Elliott Page.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, as and Elliott apparently is like a buff
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  Speaker 10: fighter warrior.
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  Speaker 5: Super buff nice, Yeah, ripped.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: Very believable as a warrior, right, Yeah, for sure.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at The other one was Supergirl. Supergirl is
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: now Catwoman. Bomb level is the headline that sucks? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it still needs to find another twenty million to break even.
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  Speaker 1: I think it will do really well in streaming, though.
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  Speaker 2: No twenty million to break out from being DC's second
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  Speaker 2: lowest grossing film.
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  Speaker 1: No, wow, Oh can I really? When I was leaving
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  Speaker 1: the movie theater, can I just shout out this parking attendant.
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  Speaker 1: His name's Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hey shout out to Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff so not you jefg guys off of air you know,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot my wallet yesterday. So I go to leave
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  Speaker 1: the parking garage and they didn't have tap to pay.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: And this guy Jeff's co worker, she's like, you owe
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  Speaker 1: five bucks. And I thought I had validation I would
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: be okay, and they don't have the tap and I go, oh,
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: I don't have my wallet. I don't have anything. She goes,
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: that is illegal. You are breaking the law right now.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: You are breaking the law because I had to fill
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  Speaker 1: out some paperwork to give her the five bucks and
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: she goes, I need to see her ID and then
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: she goes, let me call supervisor. And then this guy
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: Jeff came over and he's like, look, you just pay
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: you pay me on Vemo and I'll pay it for you.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: And then there was no there was no service so
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: he could even pull up his Vemo to get his
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  Speaker 1: his address. Is like, I'll just pay it. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go back today. I'm gonna give him a nice
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: card and say thank you a card. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: really cool because we always complained about customer service.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: This guy went above beyond. He used his own money
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: to pay you the five bucks. So I'm gonna definitely
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: go back I'm probably gonna give him hundred.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 9: They couldn't push the button and make the gate go up?
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: She did. Yeah, So I'm gonna go find Jeff at
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: the parking garage and hook him up. Shout out, Jeff,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeffy.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get jealous, Tyler. That your man spending time with
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: another man. Now, I believe that nice movie date you guys.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: Now he's off running off with some other dude.
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  Speaker 9: Ye, good old Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: More shows next, Insensitivity Draining for Political World, The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words wisdom please.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, if you see somebody at the movies buying popcorn
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 9: and candy and soda. That person is a drug dealer
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 9: because there's no other explanation for that kind of income.
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  Speaker 2: Like how do you afford all that?
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
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  Speaker 9: So if you see it, you'll know.
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  Speaker 2: I do appreciate the sizes that you get at the
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: movie theater because big is never big enough for me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like like.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: The drinks at a movie theater, the small is what
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: like a double big gulp would be like yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's huge, huge, yeah, So that I do appreciate. All right, well,
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  Speaker 2: drug dealer, thank you very much, Greg Goryod. We thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time this week.
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  Speaker 1: You know we'd love it.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
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  Speaker 2: Catch you back here on Monday. Have a real weekend.
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  Speaker 5: SMD Doublem Bye wait Friday, you mother,