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DLHS Hour 1 | UFC fight on South lawn of White House · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Of course I'm here broadcasting live. I am in Virginia Beach, Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: Got to the Night at the Virginia Beach Funny Bone,
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  Speaker 1: the brand new and I haven't gotten a chance to
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  Speaker 1: see it.
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  Speaker 2: So new carpet and everything, everything, brand new, everything nice.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've come out to a couple of
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  Speaker 3: your shows and sometimes the carpet can be a little
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well when we in Baltimore, Yeah, the Baltimore Comedy Fact
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  Speaker 1: is one of my very favorite places to play.
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  Speaker 2: But if you if you drop something on a carpet.
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  Speaker 4: Leave it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Your wallet, your wife, whatever, if you drop anything, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't worth pigging it out.
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  Speaker 2: Drop your phone. Time for upgrade, now, trying to get
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  Speaker 2: that upgrade.
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  Speaker 1: No, your child, leave it, leave it he honey, go,
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  Speaker 1: get go. Untie, your filopian too.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta go, We gotta.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta look now, leave it right. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, to know we didn't say that yesterday, Santos,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Myles map too. He was it was, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, happy birthday and everybody, and it's yeah Sentos, yeah, no, police, police, Poppy.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, you've been around a long you know. Spanish police,
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  Speaker 2: Capian police, Leanna and Joey's birthdays coming up. Joey's birthday
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  Speaker 2: de Mayo, right, that.
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  Speaker 1: We got to beat. We got that built in. We
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  Speaker 1: already had that happen on.
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  Speaker 3: So sorry, ain't none better than a built in birthday party?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, something like what the hell you talking about? Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Tina Campbell from Mary Mary. Happy birthday, Tinah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your happy birthday. We gotta worship you, gotta do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday of Ray Parker Jr. A woman needs love
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  Speaker 1: just like you do.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes different about it.
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  Speaker 3: When I saw his uh little documentary on the plane, man,
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  Speaker 3: I said, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what, very rich and very small, Yes he is.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday the Darius McCrae.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birth to the Curtis Martin uh I document as
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  Speaker 1: a run back for the New York jest Right, Happy
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  Speaker 1: birth to the Wes Welker, Hat birth of the Judge
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  Speaker 1: Marylyn Milan People's Court, Happy birth of the chet holmewrun
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  Speaker 1: with the I think he's with city, Okay. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: of Gianna Brian Kobe's job. That's, of course, proximately, that's
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  Speaker 1: such a shame to say. We got a great show
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  Speaker 1: lined up. So it's what it happened. Was Friday, We
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  Speaker 1: have a great show lined up where you met the call.
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  Speaker 1: If you missed calls this week, do not worry. Jazzone
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  Speaker 1: will tell us what's trending. And we have a little
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  Speaker 1: note from the GD section on the d jazz Man trending.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: This video is trending of Rick Fox, right, yeah, he's yeah, yeah, yeah, Well.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: I think sometimes people forgot that, you know, he can't
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  Speaker 3: really be pushed around. So apparently, yeah, let me tell
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  Speaker 3: you something. So apparently there was a mix up with
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  Speaker 3: where his tent was and where somebody else's tent was,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, he was trying to you know, I
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  Speaker 3: guess the diplomatic about it, if you will, But the
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  Speaker 3: guy that he was arguing with wasn't having it. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he knew who Rick Fox was. Rick
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  Speaker 3: Fox him, yeah, you got Well, when he's coming at
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  Speaker 3: you fast, it looks just like lazy. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 3: was this guy thinking? Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 2: But I think he knows better now Rick Fox is
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  Speaker 2: not to be playing with And I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, a lot of talk this week about the Jackson's
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  Speaker 3: and the movie and whatnot. I did not know Jermaine
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  Speaker 3: Jackson was in a little bit of trouble. He might
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  Speaker 3: have to pay six point one million dollars. Apparently, like
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  Speaker 3: a couple of years back a woman sued him for
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  Speaker 3: sexual assault, and I guess you know, the case had
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  Speaker 3: been moving forward. This has been going on for years,
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  Speaker 3: and he's just been refusing to show up.
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  Speaker 2: And so now.
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  Speaker 3: Summary judgment, summary judgment. So I don't know. I hope not,
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  Speaker 3: because I mean, I don't know how much money Jermaine has.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. If it's six million dollars, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be at least four million. In that
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  Speaker 1: spring on hair you got and no we just him
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  Speaker 1: and Carlos Boozler got that.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?
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  Speaker 3: It does kind of make you wonder, like you know,
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  Speaker 3: he got like he got how long it takes to
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  Speaker 3: do it?
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  Speaker 6: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Who does it? He doing himself?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you because it's I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: looks like lego hair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if he were to wash it out,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure how long it Sure he's got to be
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  Speaker 3: able to wash it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he can. You can't that much wash, but
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  Speaker 2: blue and her hair could get it out. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: sure he can get out.
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  Speaker 1: Telling him five decades to day, yeah, power wash that
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  Speaker 1: it's probably a solution.
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  Speaker 2: Top of each other here. You just remember you can't
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  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, woric acid. Maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot, but anyway, that's what's all right.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazz. It's the Jazzy report on the d L.
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  Speaker 3: The State Department is rolling out limited edition passports.
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  Speaker 2: You already know, right, Oh, did I do the story already?
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  Speaker 2: Picture on it.
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  Speaker 3: Trump's no, no thanks, it's true that why they have
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  Speaker 3: limited this iners well because apparently we're celebrating America two
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  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't see it. Yeah, on the side doing it's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be released this summer, and he's also apparently
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  Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to include a Grand Prix race
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  Speaker 3: at the National Mall in August and the UFC fight
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  Speaker 3: on the White House South Lawn coming up in June.
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  Speaker 2: I can't see it class white House. Now we got
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  Speaker 2: NASCAR and w W four.
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  Speaker 1: It is red necked vell. They don't turn this into
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  Speaker 1: the redneck area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, way, you get a load of the ballroom they'll building.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's going to be a mess anyway. By
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty seven, every new car sold in the US
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  Speaker 3: could be required to actively monitor the driver. That means, basically,
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  Speaker 3: the car will be watching you, watching your eyes, tracking
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  Speaker 3: your behavior, and constantly evaluating whether you're alert.
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  Speaker 2: Enough to drive.
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  Speaker 3: Now, if the system detects that there's some kind of impairment,
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  Speaker 3: it could actually prevent the vehicle from starting or limit how.
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  Speaker 2: Much it operates. Once you was already.
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  Speaker 1: Driving somebody when you when you get DUIs, if you
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  Speaker 1: have two DUIs, they put that thing in your car.
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  Speaker 2: Any state sanction you can.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is a little different in that there's
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  Speaker 3: actual surveillance in your car where they're actually watching, watch, watching,
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  Speaker 3: They're saying in twenty twenty seven, three car has to
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you yawned too much by car, your car
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  Speaker 2: will pull over. Get out. I'll get that one.
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  Speaker 3: And if you know how you drive, if it's like
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  Speaker 3: to say, put both hands on the wheel and all
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  Speaker 3: that kind of stuff. If you're looking at the center
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  Speaker 3: console trying to change your song or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you looking at that white woman? What are
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  Speaker 2: you talking about big brother's watching? Basically, what are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about? Okay, thank you for that. Coming up. We
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  Speaker 2: had some great college this week. If you missed him,
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  Speaker 2: do not worry.
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  Speaker 1: Is what it happened once Friday is the day HU
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  Speaker 1: could show, so Monday what had happened was an ask
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  Speaker 1: wants more money than her A lot of them out
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  Speaker 1: because her ex husband's new wife earns more than he does.
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  Speaker 1: Should the ex wife get more money? That's the question
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  Speaker 1: we posted to you.
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  Speaker 4: You said, no, I don't think she should be able
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  Speaker 4: to get that money. But I think people need to
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  Speaker 4: be careful about.
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  Speaker 7: Who they're marrying, because when you marry somebody, you take.
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  Speaker 4: On their debt.
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  Speaker 3: That is part of it.
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  Speaker 8: So she should have been careful about who she married.
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  Speaker 5: And well, he should have been careful about who he married,
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  Speaker 5: and that's their problem.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 6: My first thought is that the woman should go out
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  Speaker 6: and get another job if she wants more money. Number one.
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  Speaker 6: Number two, if she married someone else and she marries
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  Speaker 6: up and she gonna get some of the money back, no, I.
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  Speaker 7: Say no, heck no, she He shouldn't pay her more.
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  Speaker 5: That's not her child, that's his child. Why should she
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  Speaker 5: have to contribute anything.
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  Speaker 7: Well, there's a lot of us guys that been through that.
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  Speaker 7: I was disabled and I had my kids, was grown
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  Speaker 7: and when I got my settlement, his mom thought that
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  Speaker 7: I was supposed to go back to court and give
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  Speaker 7: up more money, and we went to court and she
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  Speaker 7: lost big.
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  Speaker 8: No, that woman is not responsible for If he's paying
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  Speaker 8: his child before, that's all she should get. And sometimes
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  Speaker 8: the courts is crooked, just like they said while ago.
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  Speaker 8: If a certain amount of mind, but that's why you
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  Speaker 8: found separate and you separate your bills in the house
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  Speaker 8: that covers everything.
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  Speaker 6: I felt that they should not have to pay for
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  Speaker 6: work that your court water was already in place part
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  Speaker 6: for them getting married.
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  Speaker 7: And that's a woman who's been on both sides of
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  Speaker 7: the stepmom. And he has to say, not being greedy,
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  Speaker 7: get what you can because some men are not.
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  Speaker 4: Even paid trouble for in the state of Maryland, they
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  Speaker 4: could definitely if you marry someone else, yes you have
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  Speaker 4: to pay child support, that person can go after you
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  Speaker 4: for child support. Yes, yes they can. Let's say you
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  Speaker 4: married someone else and you owe child support to a sibling,
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  Speaker 4: Oh you go, every bit of it could go in
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  Speaker 4: your pay. Yes they can.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, they can absolutely not.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if you and I have time to get there,
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  Speaker 6: and you marry somebody else and your wife needs more
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  Speaker 6: money than you, why should I.
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  Speaker 7: Go after your new wife for more money with child support?
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  Speaker 5: The agreement is with him, that's it. This with him.
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  Speaker 5: It's not his fault that his new wife is making vain,
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  Speaker 5: but the agreement is with him.
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  Speaker 6: The judges are gonna say, sorry, but your agreement, it's
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  Speaker 6: with this man.
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  Speaker 5: He's the father of the child. That's what you're that's
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  Speaker 5: what you're decreed for.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't say that he.
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  Speaker 5: Couldn't get married, didn't say that, you know, anything like that.
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  Speaker 5: All it says, this is what he pays the child support.
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  Speaker 7: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think possibly yes, because we don't know what
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  Speaker 5: he already pain. It does go by it should go
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  Speaker 5: by the house old income. I know my personal experience,
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  Speaker 5: I married a lady who had two kids and the
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  Speaker 5: father's income. They were making double what we did, but
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  Speaker 5: you know, they didn't want to pay what they should
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  Speaker 5: and so sometimes they can need case like that where
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  Speaker 5: they should step up and you know, give a little
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  Speaker 5: more