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DLHS Hour 4 | Five things better when thick · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is out of the day. You can show your
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. And this is in case you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in Indianapolis. I would be there this Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday to Friday to Saturday, and one Sunday going to
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  Speaker 1: be at the helium. So come check me out if
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  Speaker 1: you take a notion. We were talking about Oprah. She
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  Speaker 1: looks like a young she looks she looks incredible.
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  Speaker 2: She looks younger.
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  Speaker 1: She walks like her teeth are heavy, she walks like
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  Speaker 1: she's been okay.
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  Speaker 2: It was like feet so light. She looks incredible. She
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  Speaker 2: looks like an empty gym bag.
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  Speaker 3: Though you know what I mean, she does not she
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  Speaker 3: does know she's actually pulling it off.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, but she does. She's moved. She moves bad though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I really think it's her. Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen her feet? I would not have had an occasional
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  Speaker 2: no no sandals.
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  Speaker 4: Now she got billion dollar Bunyon spoil.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she still you know, you know, you know you
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  Speaker 1: got bad feet when you walk on hard with floor,
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  Speaker 1: sound like you're wearing cleats.
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  Speaker 2: What's that? Are you wearing skates?
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  Speaker 4: In the.
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  Speaker 2: Pick script like a half step between.
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  Speaker 1: Skip said prescription socks, saying, prescription socks, how do you
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  Speaker 1: That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. A
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  Speaker 1: prescription socks. Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm weak. Prescription socks. She does a great though,
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  Speaker 2: she does. She looks like a you know, a she does.
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  Speaker 1: She looked like a wealthy Yeah, yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Like, you know, she looked like a wealthy
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  Speaker 1: roundaway girl.
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  Speaker 2: Just gonna disagree with that, Okay, she looks like she
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  Speaker 2: looks like e J. Who's J. I know she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: gone too far.
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  Speaker 1: She does look nice though, but she doesn't look like
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  Speaker 1: her cheeth the heavy though, you know, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: prescriptions socks and.
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  Speaker 2: You mean that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're thinking about getting on that o zimpic, you
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  Speaker 1: might want to hold up taking the jab jab and
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  Speaker 1: give us Five things scientist say are better when you're
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  Speaker 1: thick by Meg Butler for Madam Watter.
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  Speaker 2: Number five quicker recovery time.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, really, women with higher BMIs tend to recover quicker
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  Speaker 3: after surgery or any kind of illness.
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  Speaker 4: I can not for your joints.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you that. Yeah, probably not.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five things scientist say are
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  Speaker 3: better when you're thick. Extra pounds protect against dementia. If
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  Speaker 3: it's in your head, I guess, yeah, you won't forget
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  Speaker 3: to eat.
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  Speaker 2: How does better? I guess the fat around your brain.
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  Speaker 2: You know they called dementia.
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  Speaker 1: They called dementia everywhere else in the world is called
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  Speaker 1: type three diabetic.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you covering in my face? You doing that?
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  Speaker 2: You know I just got over something.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to get some of this allergy, trying
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  Speaker 3: to share it with the world. Number three of the
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  Speaker 3: top five things scientist say are better When you think
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  Speaker 3: you get fewer colds. Extra pounds actually boost your immunity.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the.
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  Speaker 1: Extra pounds boost somebody, look up, But it's a big
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  Speaker 1: Bony's like a coat.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a coat.
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  Speaker 4: But think about it, when the last time you've seen
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  Speaker 4: a thick chick with the sniffles.
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  Speaker 2: Think about it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, wait over here, but you can't hear it over
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  Speaker 1: the sound of crunching.
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  Speaker 2: That we lose the people today.
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  Speaker 3: Number seeing the South five thinks I just their way better.
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  Speaker 3: When you're thicker, you may have more birthdays. Well that's
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  Speaker 3: what they say.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely true, because I ain't going nowhere, and the
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  Speaker 1: weather girls over there and the number one of the
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  Speaker 1: top five thinks I just there way better when you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking you have better sex.
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  Speaker 2: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 1: We show your twenty twenty six edition in case you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be in Indianapolis. I will be there this Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: and Sunday to Friday to Saturday and one Sunday, So
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  Speaker 1: come check me out if you're take a notion. Helium
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  Speaker 1: shows to do it really well, so hopefully we'll see
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  Speaker 1: you out there. I always have a good meal at Almos.
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  Speaker 5: What's your favorite dish? As I loved there. They have
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  Speaker 5: this horse radish No, it's a steakhouse. They have a
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  Speaker 5: spicy horse radish crab crab that sounds yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They have it's it's a great, straightforward, classic state white
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  Speaker 1: table steakhouse. But you know it's in Indianapolis, so it's
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  Speaker 1: got But the best steakhouse I've ever been.
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  Speaker 2: To is in Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say in Houston. No, no, doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know Atlanta Atlanta?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a great steakhouse, but the best and that's
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  Speaker 1: a great steakhout. But the best steak I've ever had
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  Speaker 1: was at a place called carnivore in Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 2: I think you did say that or something.
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  Speaker 1: That steak at uh at in Atlanta is amazing ourself myself.
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  Speaker 1: You see, I'm taking all the people I love that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have I never had the lamb though. If
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  Speaker 1: I made some lamb chops about to about a month ago. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got them, man uh from the butcher man. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: did you think?
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  Speaker 2: Did I? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Did I? And they look like they look like small
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  Speaker 1: filet I did, like.
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  Speaker 2: You know I did. Don't.
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  Speaker 4: We have to see because you better see this because
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  Speaker 4: because you're our little queen of the show over there
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  Speaker 4: have been talking about how she can cook a.
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  Speaker 1: Nice thirteen fourteen, she cooked like ugly brood.
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  Speaker 2: What you want to Atlanta cooked like ugly bro I do.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, around here they cooked like they strong faced it.
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  Speaker 2: Favorite.
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  Speaker 3: So remember the story I told you about the coach
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  Speaker 3: who the kids were doing a prank and then yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they ended up running over him just as I thought.
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  Speaker 3: It Obviously was not intentional, nor was there any madlice
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  Speaker 3: behind it, so much so that the wife and the
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  Speaker 3: family of the guy is asking for all the charges
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  Speaker 3: to be dropped because apparently the teacher knew that they
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  Speaker 3: were coming, and he was excited to kind of catch
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  Speaker 3: them in the act of rolling toilet paper all over
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  Speaker 3: his house. And because it was raining, he slipped when
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  Speaker 3: he went out into the street and jump, yep yep. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, I mean it's still sad because you know
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  Speaker 3: he's gone, but because of some toilet paper.
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  Speaker 2: All right, never understood that. Okay, what the heck was?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Okay? So carry on, all right, skip
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  Speaker 2: my mane when you learn today.
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  Speaker 4: Just remind me on the way, how am I gotta
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  Speaker 4: pick up some taller papers?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I just don't answer the door when it happens.
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