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From Gatorade to Pizza Hut! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: From gatorade to pizza hut. It's one more thing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: Was the comedian I was watching the other day. I
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  Speaker 2: was talking about we're going to clean out the sound
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  Speaker 2: fridge and so reminding me the refrigerator. Some comedian talking
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  Speaker 2: about I don't I don't have any food, but I
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  Speaker 2: got all the things you put on food, like catch
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  Speaker 2: up mustard pickles. So if anybody brings any food by,
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to go. But other than that, how about
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  Speaker 2: a little blasphemy before we get into one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: This is from the Babylon Bee with a list of
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  Speaker 2: lesser known healing miracles. The divine healing of Peter's hamstring.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard about that, Noah's hangover cured by a Denny's
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  Speaker 2: Grand Slam breakfast. Severe case of swimmer's ear, rebuked and
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  Speaker 2: departed from John the Baptist he was in the water
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  Speaker 2: a lot. Judas's tennis elbow miraculously healed just in time
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  Speaker 2: to play in the Jerusalem Open. Had nerd Dolla Jesus
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  Speaker 2: healed a Roman centurion's low tee. The reversal of Matthew's
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  Speaker 2: male pattern baldness. Uh, I'll end with this one at
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  Speaker 2: least seven and twenty four out of the five thousand
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  Speaker 2: people fed were healed of their gluten sensitivity, lesser known miracles.
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  Speaker 1: You see, yes, I see, this is the Bible.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Thank you, mister president.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of mister president, Why don't we skip to eleven. Michael,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to clean out the sound for it. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: metal guy. Uh, go ahead with eleven. This is from
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five. Do you recognize these voices?
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  Speaker 2: Do you really think this is the right thing for
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  Speaker 2: us to be doingva? But dear funk, let them talk.
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  Speaker 3: It's wrong, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: But it's still a right. Then it's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Crust first, Crust first, I have the last sze.
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  Speaker 2: Actually you're only entitled to half. It's a divorce joke
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  Speaker 2: with Donald Trump and his wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Evanna Trump got rest her soul as she
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  Speaker 1: did she maybe she goad? Uh yeah, nineteen ninety five
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  Speaker 1: Pizza Hut commercial it crust first. I remember Trump was
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  Speaker 1: assaulted verbally once for eating it with a knife and fork.
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  Speaker 1: I think so yah, yeah, that is kind of a
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  Speaker 1: Trump Unless it's like fairly thick and burning hot, then
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  Speaker 1: it's defensible.
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  Speaker 2: Trump has been very famous for a very long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes he has. Indeed. Uh, this is speaking of consumer goods,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld. Here why the drink culture Gatorade now? Three
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  Speaker 1: different Gatorades is the new commercial Gatorade series. You need
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  Speaker 1: three to survive, one to prepare, one to perform, one
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  Speaker 1: to recover.
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  Speaker 2: I just went from the fridge to the couch.
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  Speaker 4: How many electrolytes that I lose there? We don't want
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  Speaker 4: to grip things hands free, as everyone's looking at for
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  Speaker 4: hands free everything. Whenever I go on Amazon, I was
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  Speaker 4: set that one click ordering right, one click, that's it.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't need me to click twice. I don't even
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  Speaker 4: want it anymore. I'm not clicking.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's like the joke I always make when
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  Speaker 2: I'm paying for stuff with my watch, because I do
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  Speaker 2: with an Apple Pay on my watches peep, And if
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't work, I always say to the cashier if
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  Speaker 2: I have to take out my credit card like a caveman,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really gonna hate this. I always laugh, but it
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  Speaker 2: just seems so oppressive to have to reach it in
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  Speaker 2: my bucket.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I realized I'd left my phone in
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  Speaker 1: the car. I had to bust out my wallet and
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  Speaker 1: then dig out a credit card. The other day. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I had to take a knee. It was
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  Speaker 1: so tiring.
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  Speaker 2: How many electrolytes did you burn off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's see. This is a more thoughtful piece
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  Speaker 1: of audience. This is Michael Knowles, who is appearing on
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  Speaker 1: the Sage Steel podcast saying about feminism.
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  Speaker 3: As feminism has increased, women have become less happy. There's
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  Speaker 3: a famous study came out of Yale, the paradox of
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  Speaker 3: declining female happiness, both in absolute terms and relative to men.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's gettingless happy, but especially women. They said, this is
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  Speaker 3: a paradox. We have more feminism and women are unhappier.
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  Speaker 3: You say, well, of course, because in the workplace, what
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  Speaker 3: feminism says is female virtues are fake nurturing sensitivity, kind
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  Speaker 3: of emotional intelligence.
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  Speaker 1: Not valuable at all.
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  Speaker 3: All that's valuable is the male kind of virtue, aggression,
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  Speaker 3: physical strength. So women are expected to do both. Imagine
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  Speaker 3: if you told men for fifty years the only virtues
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  Speaker 3: that matter are the womanly virtues, and your natural virtues
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  Speaker 3: are pointless. You're going to be expected to fulfill them anyway,
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  Speaker 3: but they are not to be valued, and you have
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  Speaker 3: to behave like a woman for fifty years. I think
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  Speaker 3: men would probably be a little irritated too, wouldn't they.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not surprising. Yeah, well that is kind of the
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  Speaker 1: big the message to boys for a.
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  Speaker 2: Loss, what is It's exactly what has happened. It's the
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  Speaker 2: only thing that confused me about that.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what happened as always overly loud music running
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  Speaker 1: because we can't just pay attention to speech. We need
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  Speaker 1: to be entertained while we're listening to speech for fifty
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  Speaker 1: one seconds. It's so annoying. Do you do that in
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  Speaker 1: real life and you're having a conversation with somebody?
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  Speaker 2: You just start playing music underneath?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, excuse me, I can tell you're drifting off.
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  Speaker 1: Let me play this song under what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: And again, overly loud. That was annoying. Speaking of annoying
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, we give you aoc.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for the North to pull up to
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  Speaker 2: the South.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama.
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  Speaker 2: It is time for all of us to come to Georgia.
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  Speaker 4: To Louisiana, to Tennessee, to Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: And let them know exactly what they have on court
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  Speaker 1: with this in just stiff.
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  Speaker 4: They think they can draw us out of power.
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  Speaker 1: They do not know the sleeping giant that they just
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  Speaker 1: awakened about redistricting there. So AOC is going to go
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  Speaker 1: lecture the South, Well you'll be well received there. Dear
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  Speaker 1: the shouting name checking various states. H every generation gets
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  Speaker 1: their own, X, Y and Z.
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  Speaker 2: I have no stomach for a political comment after our
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  Speaker 2: radio show.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I just John dene name checking states, yelling thing.
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  Speaker 1: But again, she should have thrown one of those in.
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  Speaker 2: John Deane was the coach who did in Nixon.
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  Speaker 1: But that's a different Yeah, it was three kinds of scumbag.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Howard Dean was who I mean, I.
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  Speaker 2: Hear that one more time. That's a good scream. That
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  Speaker 2: didn't sound make you sound crazy, that's what That's just unfortunate.
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  Speaker 2: Where the microphone was like placed, just made him sound crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like you leap out for a doorway to
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  Speaker 2: scare your buddy. That's the sort of sound you wouldn't make.
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  Speaker 2: Got you, dick, You didn't give me a heart attack?
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  Speaker 1: That's that scream.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it is dropt down from the ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, jannendin there
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.