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Sex Unlocked: Men That Eat Their Own… WHAT?! · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about sex, baby. Hello, my little sex pots.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Sex Unlocked. Today's an early one. How
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  Speaker 1: we doing, Sal?
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  Speaker 2: We're good. You know, we've been sleeping a lot and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with me.
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  Speaker 1: Are you PMSing? No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. I just went to the doctor to get my Adderall. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. I just got back like five
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  Speaker 2: minutes ago. And my doctor was like, how are you? Like,
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  Speaker 2: are you balancing your life well? I just started crying.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, okay, I'm going to write you a
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  Speaker 2: prescription for Xanax. And then she prayed over me. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the South, honey.
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  Speaker 2: It was so sweet. She's like, can I pray for you?
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  Speaker 2: And she grabbed my hand and just like said like
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  Speaker 2: a 30 second prayer for me. And it was really sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Sally, that is so sweet. Well, can you share like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you, what are you feeling overwhelmed about?
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  Speaker 2: A lot. A lot? I think it has to do
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  Speaker 2: more with like, I mean, my schedule has just been crazy.
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  Speaker 2: The guys, ghost is overwhelming me. I'm overwhelmed by like, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: Craig went on Watch What Happens last night and it
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  Speaker 2: bothered me and Austin because he said that like me
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  Speaker 2: and Austin's relationship is unhealthy and that we're keeping each
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  Speaker 2: other from finding someone and like that we should just
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  Speaker 2: date or not date, which like I get that. But
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  Speaker 2: like what people don't see is like I have a
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  Speaker 2: lot of male friendships like I have with Austin. But
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  Speaker 2: me and Austin's are in the spotlight because we're both
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  Speaker 2: on reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: Right. You know how I feel about Ghost. At the beginning,
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  Speaker 1: I was like all about it. But then that weird
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  Speaker 1: photo came through.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. We didn't even talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Did we ever?
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  Speaker 2: Like he still is telling me it's not AI.
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  Speaker 1: Why did the girl have like nine fingers on one hand?
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  Speaker 2: She literally had nine fingers. She has like a perfect tits.
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  Speaker 2: She's like. Her hair was... She looked like a sim.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she was a sim because AI created her.
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  Speaker 2: It was AI. But I was like, your ex resembles
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  Speaker 2: me in white, blonde, big boobs. Yeah. And he's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: my ex doesn't resemble you at all. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: so the picture was fake.
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  Speaker 1: The photo was banging.
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  Speaker 2: I think I caught him in live. But at the
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  Speaker 2: end of the day, I just... He's so sweet, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I like, I'm just, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're my third girlfriend this week who has
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  Speaker 1: had a lot on their mind and it has to
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  Speaker 1: do with a specific man. And I always feel dumb
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  Speaker 1: giving my advice because you tend to take advice from
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  Speaker 1: people where you look at your life and want what
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  Speaker 1: they have. Right. And like, I kind of steer clear
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  Speaker 1: of relationships and the ones that I have invited into
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  Speaker 1: my world have not been the healthiest. And they've sent
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  Speaker 1: me into tailspins after meeting, you know, one time for
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  Speaker 1: three days. So like, it's not lost on me that
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  Speaker 1: if you don't take this advice, I'm not offended. But
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this guy is emotionally draining you almost
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  Speaker 1: like a, like a leech, like a parasite where you,
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  Speaker 1: when they start affecting your piece, you have to be
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  Speaker 1: done with it. And he has, there's been a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things that have, you know, made you feel off.
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  Speaker 1: You've wanted to paint red flags green. And like you
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  Speaker 1: had this incredible promotion and you're not even able to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it because of a guy.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And you should enjoy that. That's a fucking huge win.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I agree. And like when I found out
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  Speaker 2: he was here, I looked at my roommate. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: ghost is an hour outside of Charleston. And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Like we but I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if like you don't understand because he's I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's not like Southern, but that's not normal in the South.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be invited over to come over. Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you something behind my gate. This is fucking Texas, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you're invited. You don't show up. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: have a real problem. That's what I, and he understood it. Like,
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  Speaker 2: he's so nice that it like throws me off. Cause
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I yelled at him and he was like,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I get it. It'll never happen again.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, damn right it won't.
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  Speaker 1: But also like the red flags are like pretty fucking red, Sally.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know. And I told him like, he was like,
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  Speaker 2: can we just say goodbye? Cause I feel like this
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  Speaker 2: is the last time I'm going to see you. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: he knows.
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  Speaker 1: You're, you're done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have to be.
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  Speaker 1: How old are you again? 33?
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  Speaker 2: 31. 31.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, sorry, you age very slowly.
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  Speaker 2: He's four. 40. My brain's not working.
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  Speaker 1: Neither is mine. You're in good company. 31. So with
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  Speaker 1: what Craig said on Watch What Happens, The universe just works, okay? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works, but it just does,
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  Speaker 1: especially for people who trust in it. Your relationship or
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  Speaker 1: friendship with Austin is not going to prevent you from
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  Speaker 1: finding your person. It's just not. You guys are in
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  Speaker 1: each other's lives right now because it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: that way. For whatever reason, you guys are helping each
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  Speaker 1: other through this path that you're on. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it is a smart decision or one that even
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  Speaker 1: makes sense to be like, I'm not going to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: this friendship that I have the time of my life
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  Speaker 1: in because you could possibly hinder me finding someone. Like what?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to enjoy. I'm not, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: stop enjoying someone because I may find my, like they did.
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  Speaker 1: It just, the logic doesn't make sense. Whoever comes into
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  Speaker 1: your life is going to fit in perfectly. Just like
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  Speaker 1: the puzzle piece that was like, meant for your story
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  Speaker 1: right and austin and your friendship with him is not
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  Speaker 1: going to be the determining factor no if that happens
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  Speaker 1: or not.
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  Speaker 2: And like if i find my person i will create
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  Speaker 2: boundaries and respectful stuff with austin.
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  Speaker 1: That's what i mean though like it just will happen
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  Speaker 1: you you're not gonna have to plan it out that's
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  Speaker 1: not how life works like we don't start we don't
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  Speaker 1: start getting people out of our lives that we enjoy,
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  Speaker 1: that Austin fills your cup, right?
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  Speaker 2: He does. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So why would you stop hanging out with him for
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  Speaker 1: literally no fucking reason?
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  Speaker 2: No reason.
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  Speaker 1: No reason at all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like scared that Austin's going to back away because
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  Speaker 2: the internet's telling us to.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's... Well, then if that's the case, he's a dumbass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, he's been doing this a long time.
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  Speaker 1: I think the internet has... had an opinion for a
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  Speaker 1: very long time and it doesn't seem like he's listened
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  Speaker 1: thus far. So I don't know why you would start
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  Speaker 1: listening now.
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  Speaker 2: He usually doesn't read stuff, but I guess people sent
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  Speaker 2: him the clip of like what Craig said and it's
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  Speaker 2: like really bothering him. Like really bothering him. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like, okay, well, I don't know what to tell you. He,
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  Speaker 2: he commented on it and said, Craig's been out of
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  Speaker 2: the castle for one day and he's already annoying me.
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  Speaker 1: What castle?
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  Speaker 2: Traders. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's right he's on this next season yeah let
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  Speaker 1: Craig be Craig.
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  Speaker 2: Craig will always be Craig Craig.
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  Speaker 1: Just Craig's around town yeah that's how I feel about
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  Speaker 1: it do you feel better today than you did yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday bitch we couldn't get a text back from you
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah I was like struggling I had four anxiety
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  Speaker 1: attacks yesterday. That's because of ghost. You gotta be done.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta, gotta be.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta be done.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm doing better than yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You look great for being sad. I don't look like
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  Speaker 1: that when I'm sad.
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  Speaker 2: I've been crying for so much. I just got my
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  Speaker 2: hair done yesterday too.
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  Speaker 1: It looks fabulous. The color is so good.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a win. We look good and we got
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  Speaker 1: a promotion at work. You're thriving.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Wait, you never told me how your weekend
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  Speaker 2: was with Squatty Potty. Squatty.
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  Speaker 1: Squatty Potty is just so good. He's just too good.
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  Speaker 2: The chocolates worked.
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  Speaker 1: The chocolates worked. Squatty Potty is great. Um... No, I'm in,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a good headspace. Can I tell you the
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  Speaker 1: only time, and I, I spoke about this on an
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  Speaker 1: unlikely affair and untraditionally Lala, but when I am approaching
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  Speaker 1: my period the week before, so it's, I have two
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  Speaker 1: good weeks a month, Sally, let me tell you when
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  Speaker 1: I PMS, it is so awful that like, I literally
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  Speaker 1: talk myself in to selling everything, getting rid of Instagram and,
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  Speaker 1: moving to a farm and like, I never want to
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  Speaker 1: be seen again. And when I say that, I, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not just saying like, Oh, it's a rough patch where
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is what I, I literally am just
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  Speaker 1: shy of driving myself off of a cliff because I
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  Speaker 1: am in pure self-loathing. It is fucking rough. I got
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  Speaker 1: to get on.
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  Speaker 2: I either before your period and while I'm on it
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  Speaker 2: and while you're on it. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like basically just shy of two weeks. It
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  Speaker 1: is brutal. I need to either meet with a psychologist
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  Speaker 1: or go to some holistic person to check my hormones
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  Speaker 1: because it's fucking brutal. I mean, I can barely function.
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  Speaker 2: Are you like depressed?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I hate myself. That's hard, especially when you have kids. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I can't, I can't, I mean, my PMS thing
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  Speaker 2: is not that bad. I just eat everything, but that's terrible. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You need to, can you not take medicine for that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's to the point I've been, I texted my
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  Speaker 1: sponsor and I was like, Hey, we have like a
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  Speaker 1: situation happening and I need to go through some step
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  Speaker 1: work because I'm just feeling very off. And even though
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't feel like I want to pick
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  Speaker 1: up a drink like that. at this point doesn't ever
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  Speaker 1: seem like the solution for me, but sobriety, just like
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  Speaker 1: the steps and the big book in general, it's just
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  Speaker 1: teaching you how to like take accountability and be a
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  Speaker 1: better person. Now for an alcoholic or an addict, our
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  Speaker 1: sobriety depends on those things. Right. But if you take
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  Speaker 1: the sobriety out of it, like any normal person who would,
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  Speaker 1: could any, any normal person could benefit off of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It truly is just about taking accountability and, keeping your
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  Speaker 1: side of the street clean, letting go of resentment so
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  Speaker 1: that you don't feel like you're pointing the finger at
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  Speaker 1: everyone else. Um, so I told her we need, we
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  Speaker 1: need to deep dive into some, some step work because
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  Speaker 1: that's fucking with me, but I gotta be put on something.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have to like, and the moment it's over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I love everything I do. What I say
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  Speaker 1: is important. I feel inspired when I'm PMSing.
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  Speaker 2: Can you, it's awful. You have an IUD, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't have hormones in it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you like, I guess you wouldn't want to change
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  Speaker 2: that to like birth control pills.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll forget.
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  Speaker 2: Then you could just like not have your period in general.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm, then I'll probably get pregnant because I always,
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  Speaker 1: when I was on birth control pills back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: I did forget and I did get pregnant. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would forget all the time. I'm on nothing, which
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  Speaker 2: is terrifying. I know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. You're sending me into a fucking tailspin.
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  Speaker 1: We got to get you back into the OBGYN.
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  Speaker 2: I am like the kind of girl that is like
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  Speaker 2: leg locking you in. You're not pulling out.
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  Speaker 1: That's me.
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  Speaker 2: I love it when they.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. When two become one, baby, that's totally me too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking little weirdo. Everything goes out the window
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  Speaker 1: when I'm turned on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Condom breaks. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Put it in. I don't care. Yeah. That's literally me.
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  Speaker 2: And then it's, And then right after I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to get pregnant. Fuck. But honestly, I want a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so then fuck it.
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  Speaker 2: Back to the ugly guys.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have their baby. Actually, they make cute babies.
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  Speaker 2: They do. They do. I will say.
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  Speaker 1: Like when you see two really, really hot people, usually
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  Speaker 1: their baby looks a little funky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then like ugly. Ugly in a hottie. Cute baby.
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  Speaker 2: Cute baby. Balance.
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  Speaker 1: We got to have balance.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then I guess I'm in luck because I would
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  Speaker 2: have a cute baby.
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  Speaker 1: You're totally fine. I'm not even worried about your babies.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to be hitting right. One of our listeners
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  Speaker 1: said to you, do not feel bad about shitting yourself
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  Speaker 1: on a plane. I don't think you do. Because I
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  Speaker 1: got very drunk and fucked a dude who I had
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  Speaker 1: met literally 30 minutes prior to and shit myself in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of it. But it gets worse. When I
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  Speaker 1: woke up the next morning, I had pissed his bed.
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  Speaker 1: Needless to say, I got ghosted.
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  Speaker 2: She got ghosted? As she should have!
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  Speaker 1: She shit during sex and then peed his bed!
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  Speaker 2: That is crazy. That is like... That's insane work.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly.
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  Speaker 2: I would be making up something.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they had sex, she shit herself,
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  Speaker 1: and then he allowed her to stay in the bed.
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  Speaker 2: Stay in the bed, yeah. I'd be like, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: I also gotta put the house up for sale. Or
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  Speaker 1: burn it to the ground.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it, like, happens.
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  Speaker 1: Right? The vagina and the butt, they're so close together.
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  Speaker 1: They're so close. When you're relaxed, like, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: that has never happened to me, thank God.
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  Speaker 3: Me either.
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  Speaker 2: Me either.
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  Speaker 1: But the last time I'm telling you, that was the
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  Speaker 1: first time I've been like, oh, oh, something ain't right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like I felt I have felt in certain positions
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  Speaker 2: like you've got to stop. I'm I'm going to shit.
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  Speaker 1: Do you tell them that?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just like, stop, let's change it up. But
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  Speaker 2: like there's sometimes where there's it feels like I have before.
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  Speaker 2: And then I like I have to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God. And then I'll check. I'm like, oh, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. Thank God.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I have never been so happy to see just
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit of blood on the ground and not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Not, not shit. Literally. And like the whole
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  Speaker 2: peeing thing, I feel like it's so normal for guys
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  Speaker 2: and not girls. So like when I pee the bed,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the amount of my roommate had her little
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  Speaker 2: thing sleep over the other night and she woke up,
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  Speaker 2: he was pissing all over her curtains.
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  Speaker 3: And he stood up and did that yes and i've
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  Speaker 3: had guys be in my be in my freaking cabinet
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  Speaker 3: thinking it was a toilet who are you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Messing with i have never had that happen to me
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  Speaker 1: ever really yeah like.
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  Speaker 2: A guy like go walk to the corner and like
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  Speaker 2: try to pee in the corner of your room because
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  Speaker 2: he thinks it's a bathroom no that has happened to
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  Speaker 2: me more than five times.
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  Speaker 1: More than someone in the group chat on our production
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  Speaker 1: side has. Who are these men? The ones with the
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  Speaker 1: four inch wieners.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. It's the ones that are
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  Speaker 2: drinking way too much.
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  Speaker 1: And I have never been with a dude who is
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  Speaker 1: so fucked up that he can't tell a curtain from
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  Speaker 1: a toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, it's technically when they're fucked up and they
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  Speaker 2: go to sleep for like an hour and then they
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  Speaker 2: wake up and they're still fucked up, but they're also
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  Speaker 2: still sleeping a little bit. It's like a sleepwalk.
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  Speaker 1: Never happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I wake up to you
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  Speaker 1: peeing anywhere that isn't the toilet. We have a real
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  Speaker 1: problem on our hands.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like my, that would make, especially in this house, my sanctuary,
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  Speaker 1: my gorgeous, my gorgeous blackouts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, Riley was literally like, can I sleep in your
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  Speaker 2: bed tonight? I don't have curtains. Cause she had to
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  Speaker 2: wash them. Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Poor girl.
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  Speaker 2: I know. But I just start like the only times
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  Speaker 2: it's happened to me. I just can't even, I can't
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  Speaker 2: even stop them. Cause I'm laughing so hard. Like it
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  Speaker 2: makes me laugh really hard when they can't tell where
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom is.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Sally, we got to get you out of there, babe.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. My house is going to start
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: smelling like piss.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: We have a male listener voicemail. I've dated and been
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: married to my wife now for a combined 13 years.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Oh no, is he going to clown on her sexually?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: She is amazing sexually, but has never once tried to
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: spit or swallow.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? What has she tried to do?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: She probably doesn't blow him to completion. Obviously not a
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: huge deal. And I don't expect that to happen every time.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: But in some cases, it's nice to keep it less messy,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: public slash car blow job, et cetera. Not to mention
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the orgasm from not having to pull out is another level.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Any tips or just leave it alone? I'm confused by this.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: She's amazing sexually, but has never once tried to spit
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: or swallow.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: She like, she blows him until he's about to come.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And then she like, Finishes him.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Finishes with her hand. Goes in the car, wherever they are.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Or puts it in her vagina.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess not if she, he's getting a car blowy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: He says it's less messy if it's in public or
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: like a car blow job.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Like swallowing or spitting is less messy. Right. Right. He
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: wants her to do that in public places. I guess.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, if y'all are doing it in the car,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: it sounds like y'all have a great marriage after 13 years.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Blow is in the car still. Yeah. Right.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: She sounds like a bag of fun.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think after 13 years, like if this
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: is something that he's writing into us, I don't think
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with having a conversation with her being like, Hey,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Would you... I'm just still so confused. Like, where is
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: the cum going? If she's giving you a blowjob, it
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't spit or swallow.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It's probably going all over his dick and her hand
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: and his pants. Or maybe they have a towel? I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously it's not a huge deal, but it's less messy. Okay,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I got it now.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: She likes a mess. She likes the cum everywhere.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I would hate that. I would way rather
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: swallow your cum than have a mess in my car. Oh, same. Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And I don't even, I don't, I don't really, I have,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have a gag reflex anymore. I used to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: be able to like really deep throat that shit, swallow, chase.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it with some fucking Jack Daniels, like whatever. We were
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: all good. But maybe just ask her, be like, Hey babe,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: is there a reason why you don't let me come
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: in your mouth?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: And she could be like, I don't like the taste
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: of your cum. You need to eat more pineapple.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly. You know, it is weird. Can we talk about that?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Always. What do you want to talk about?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: How guys come taste different. Like different guys.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It's because of what they eat, Sally.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like thinking about it. There's like some bad ones
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's because they're not getting enough fruit.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to be making money on smoothies.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Smoothies. A lot of pineapple in there. A lot of pineapple.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: That's the whole reason why I don't really love if
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: you come in my mouth because I can't, I don't
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: know what that is going to taste like. And I'm,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I will throw up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: No, same.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And at that point, I won't.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Throw up and I'll like gag a little and I'll
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: be like, I need a chaser beside my bed if
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: we're doing that. Oh my God.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Just the thought of it is making me nauseous.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I know. Oh my God. But then there's some, it's like, Hmm. Hmm.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Didn't mind that one bit.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: That wasn't that bad.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Not at all. You make a sauce with that little aioli.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: So nice.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: That's a healthy man.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That's a healthy man. It's all about their diet. You know,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: athletes have the ones I've been with have a nice
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: tasting because they got to eat right.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. That is all of mine are like staying
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: out till 6 a.m. Eating fucking Taco Bell. McDonald's.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. The more you talk about it, the more I go,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: keep me out of Charleston.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Okay? It's not all of them.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want no parts of four-inch dick with stanky cum.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: These guys are going to know exactly who they are
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: when I say, like, you're eating Taco Bell up until
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: 6 a.m.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It's very specific.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: To, like... A whole group here in Charleston, honestly.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Because there's a reason why she doesn't want to and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: he could learn a lot and it may have to
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: do with him.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: But I guess if she never has done it, she
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: wouldn't know what it tastes like. So maybe just give
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: it a try.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe just give.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: It a try. Do a little taste test.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Like have him come on your stomach or whatever and
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: then do a little.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Totally. Or he should taste his own cum to be like, babe,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: it's all good.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Or make him taste his own cum. Yeah. That's a
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: better idea.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: That's a better idea. You want it in my mouth.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I got to know you'll.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You'll eat it yourself.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yes. Because when I have said to my friends, you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: need to taste yourself if you're going to hook up
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: tonight and he's going to eat you out. And they're like,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I would never. I'm like, so you won't taste your
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: own self, but you'll make this guy taste it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And they I mean, and they they're doing it
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to us. They're putting their dicks in our vaginas and
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: they're putting their dicks back in our mouth.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah like that's the other thing if he's gonna put
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: it in my vagina and then put it back in
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: my mouth.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You better eat my cookie i you well.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: You must eat the cookie but also i'm gonna be
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: tasting myself anyway so i gotta know that everything that's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: being served that night is grade a.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's attractive when guys i don't know
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: how many guys do this but like if they do
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: eat their own cum.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Do i think it's hot if they eat their own
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: cum Yeah. I'd prefer they not. Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. There is this guy in college. I remember so vividly.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: He was dating one of my friends, one of my roommates,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: and he would send her videos of him coming onto
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: his chest, like onto his stomach. Yeah. And then like.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: scooping it up and eating it. And I was gagging
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: watching the video.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I would gag.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Gagging.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I would gag.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, there's no way.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Do that on your own time, not in front of me. Disgusting.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Like that is so much different than like a girl
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: fingering herself and then licking her fingers like that to me.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Disgusting. I've repulsed.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: It's been 10 years and I will never get that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: video out of my head. Ew.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And it's like slimy and weird.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: No, it was not. I can't even think. Are you guys?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the image out.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Guys, don't eat your own gum, please. We ate it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be okay.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: During sex, what's happening in your head? Have you ever
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: been distracted by something in your partner's bedroom? A photo,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: dirty sheets, or a pet staring at you?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: A pet. My pets leave the room.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: When I had Lily, R.I.P., She, she like was like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: what's happening? She was like, Jesus is dog, right? Like
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: so innocent and sweet. Like she wasn't leaving the room.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: She wasn't just sitting there staring. She was like, oh,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: mom's having fun. I want to get in on this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You know, thinking that we're like playing.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. That's that would be my dogs. They're
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: all up in my junk when I'm like making out
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: on the couch.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Have you ever caught a reflection of your own self
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: during sex? And been like, damn, I look hot or
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like I need to reposition?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: When I was tied up in the frog position, I
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: was like, there's no way I look good. Get me
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: out of this fucking frogger position. I couldn't get out
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: of that position faster.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: No one looks good in a froggy position.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: No, everything's exposed. No.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And like when you have to bend over naked, like
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I turn into straight Gollum, dude. It's like not hot.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: It's not good.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Because I have a really low butt crack. And I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: think the low butt crack makes it elongates the whole back.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Wait, really?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I have the shortest butt crack. It's crazy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Now I want to see it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'll show you.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. It is low. It's tiny. You got
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: a good butt though.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: No, the butt is, the butt is cute. The butt
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is butting, but like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: The butt cracks low.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: The higher the butt crack, that's where the muscle sits, right?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: So mine just makes the back look a little bit longer.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, I look like.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: She's got a long back.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I have a long back. My friend told me she
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: was like, the other day, my man and I. like
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: fucking the shit out of each other. And I forgot
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that I took the ring camera out of my baby's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: room and put it in my room. So the whole
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: act was recorded. And she goes, I watched it, Lala.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And I am scarred. Like I can never have sex again.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: She was like, I looked like a chimpanzee with triangle tits.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And I feel like, and she was like, and he
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: looked so hot. And I was like, now I'm insecure
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: because like, how is this hot man? Choosing to fuck me. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: but he's not getting that view. She was like, you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: not watching it. I'm deleting it. I'm deleting it. Not
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: a hot sex tape.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I would have deleted it too. I can't imagine what
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I look like having sex sometimes.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I know what I look like having sex because
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I've recorded it before. And sometimes when I masturbate, I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: think of my own self. Is that bad?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: No. Is that bad? No, you're a hot bitch. Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Especially right now.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's not bad at all. I think it's great. Healthy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I think of like some of my exes and
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you definitely masturbate to yourself in the mirror.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: And you think as you should.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Well, not so much for some of them.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I think about, do you ever think about other people?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Is that bad?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: No. I was with my ex for a really long
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: time and I always pictured someone else. Okay. I literally
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: stared at the ceiling.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes I like to get off. I have to
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: think about. I'm like, this isn't this person. This is
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: someone else.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 100%. We all do that. Are you joking?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Especially when they do it when we're having sex. Go
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: for it. Just don't tell me. I would have to
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: be like if we're having sex and I don't know
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you pretend like I'm Beyonce go for it because there
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: are times I'm pretending you're Beyonce so whatever have you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: ever been close to orgasming and then you get distracted
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: so then you can't that happens to me a lot.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yes but I don't know I can't think of like
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: what distracts me do you know Mine's usually like I'm
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: about to come in and they switch up what they're
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: doing or something.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the most part, that's what it is. For
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the most part, that's what it is.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, why'd you do that?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I don't like when they have a clock in their room.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Because we'll be hooking up and then I'm like, oh
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: my gosh.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: It's 1am.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I got to go home.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Let me tell you something that happened
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: to me Friday night. I'm not while I was fucking someone,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: but like I was having the time of my life.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: And I reached for my phone to look at the
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: time and all the guys in the room go, don't
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: look at the time. Don't look at the time. And
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I picked it up and it said 7 50 AM.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you hadn't slept at all. Nope.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta go. I've got to go
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: right now. Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: See, it's usually the time that kicks in where I'm like, Hey,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: we got to go to bed. This is craziness.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Never 7 AM. I would die. Are you joking? I,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Having, it was the night of my like share house
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: party and I just like had, I was like high
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: on adrenaline.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And I just was having fun with the guys and
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I just completely lost track of time.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: That happens.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was fun.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: What do you, what do you do when you're wearing
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: something like shapewear on a date and it makes getting
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: undressed a whole production? Do you take it off in
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the bathroom? What do you do?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't, I'm not embarrassed by that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not embarrassed. I, can I tell you, it takes
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: a lot to get me embarrassed.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: A whole lot. And I don't know if that came
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: with age. I don't know what it is. There's not
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: a lot that can like throw me off my game.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Like that's the same with me.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Shaper is a little intense to get off though.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like fucking help me get this off, bitch.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Go grab the scissors, cut it off my body.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Help me out of this.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me at all.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Are you a lingerie type of person?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I am too.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: When I know I'm going to get it. Oh yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Like I have the cutest little set on.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm ready.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Cause there's nothing hotter than like pulling it to the side.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Love that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Love that so much.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or the crunchless. Oh yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I have like little lingerie sets where there's no.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I like lingerie because it makes me feel sexy.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what it should be, right?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not really wearing lingerie for the dude because the dude,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: once you are getting into the groove of things, all
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: they're thinking about is the hole, which it's like, you're
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: going to get to, buddy. I promise you. You'll find it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: If you can't find it, we got a real problem.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: We have a really big problem.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: There was this guy that was... I'm like, the clit
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is in the center, baby boy, not to the side. Like,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I hate when they are all.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: And they're like rubbing it hard. And you're like, you're
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: not doing nothing for me.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Come on. I literally know exactly in my life, like
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: who in my life does that every fucking time. Every time.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: It's not there, buddy. That's not where it is. You're
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: off by an inch.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: And the fact you can't tell is weird.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: It's weird. I'm like, you're rubbing the inside of my
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: thigh and beside my lip. You're not even in the
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: middle of the lips.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I hate that. I hate that too. It drives me nuts. Nuts.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I can understand if I have yoga pants on and
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: you're not really sure where it is. But if I'm
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: fucking naked... And you're rubbing an inch away from my clit.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Like where, what, who raised you?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Have you ever hooked up with someone
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: who wanted to keep eye contact for way too long?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yes. I haven't.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Or I'm just not aware. Cause let me tell you,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I've been in these streets. I've been around the block.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: The fact that I can like at this age, go
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: into fucking Beverly Hills and pass a guy where he's like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Hey law, what's up? And pass him and be like,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I fucked that guy. Holy shit. Weird. Wild.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Wild. And no one's ever just stared at you. No.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Like eye contact like this.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: That's that. No. That happened to me recently. Kind of,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: kind of recently.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: And then what do you do? You just like glance away.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I was literally like, like it went from like having
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: sex to going down on me, still staring at me
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: while he's like down there. And then that, and I
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, this is kind of freaking me out.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: And then I started to look at him and I
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: was like, wait, this is kind of hot.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And then it got like, and then I was like, Oh,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not making eye contact with you while you're eating
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: me out. He's talking about 12 chins.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I know, but I did. And it turned me on.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: It like did something to me. I was like, I've
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: never had, it was different.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I like when they're not looking
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: at me and all I see is the top of
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: their head and their big ass hands and arms like
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: wrapped around my thighs. I'm like, oh yeah, we're in business, buddy.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: So hot, hot. And then they come up and it's like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: they need to take a breath.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: They need air. They need air.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: They just turn into whales. Come up for air. Let
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it out the blowhole. That's so funny.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Have you ever had a guy check
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: their phone and answer the phone during sex?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: No, never get out of my house. I've done it. Wait, what?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I remember my high school boyfriend did this. This is
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the only time, but I remember it was so hot
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: because he was like, like doing his thing. And he
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: was like on the phone. He's like, I'm with my
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: girl right now. I got to call you back. I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's hot. But that's the only time
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I was like 17, 18 years old.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: OK, well, that makes sense because he's young, young.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: But if you're answering the phone like balls deep in me.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And you say I'm with my girl. I got to
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: call you back. I obviously know it's not a chick. Oh,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell it. Like that I'm kind of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: okay with.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Why are you answering the phone while you're fucking me?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes he's got to talk to his mom.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Unless you're like a really high end like businessman and
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: you need to answer your phone.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not hooking up with a successful businessman.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Those are the ones who have to pay for sex.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: They don't even know what the fuck they're doing.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: That is so true. My ex-fiance didn't know what he
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: was doing.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gone into their bathroom and snooped around?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: What do you find? Anything cool?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't do that because I don't want
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: them doing that to me.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd kill someone if they did that to me.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But like, if I'm in your room and you like
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: left me, I'm like, I'm snooping for sure. Finding hair
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: ties or earrings. Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That, by the way, that is the fucking worst.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It hasn't happened to me recently, but I remember like
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: back in the day I would go to a dude's
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: house and there's like a condom in the fucking trash
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: can or a hoop earring left on the floor. And
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: it's like, really, really.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Clean your room up before I come over.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: And by the way, the next time you come over,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a trash can full of condoms.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Just so you know. Cause that doesn't feel good.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: That kills the vibe. I don't need to see the
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: condom to know that you're hooking up with other people.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Like I got it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: If I have someone coming over here, I'm scared. I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: like scanning my room.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I like the other day I ran up here and
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, why are there boxers on my floor? Like, right.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Like they look like they had fallen out of the
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: end of my bed. And I was like, Oh, we gotta,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: gotta do something with those.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: See, that's like, that doesn't happen to me because men
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: don't come over here. Like, obviously, like we've talked about this.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: My kids sleep here. Like Easton and my mom are
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like the least of my concern. Right. Cause I can
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: punt them anywhere. Like go to Palm Springs, have a staycation,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: get to the back house, like do what you got
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to do. My children though, even if my kids aren't here,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: if a dude comes in, you're, you're bringing in your energy. Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You know what you should do, Sally? You need to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: sage your place.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Should I?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You absolutely should. If you're, if you've had a lot
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: of men, which totally fine as you should, you're like
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a single hot person and there's going to be a
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: day where you're locked down for life.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Well, mine are like recycled. My, my, I don't sleep
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: with new men in Charleston.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Really? I'm from California, so we're all about recycling.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So I can't remember the last time I had like
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a new man in my house.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: You had a ghost in the house and you should
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Sage.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You should sage. And there's a very specific way to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: do it. Like you have to do like the door frames.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: And then every time you're done with an area, it
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: needs to go out a window or out the door.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: And then you like the Palo Santo.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Welcome the new energy I think it would be like
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: very helpful for you actually and then because it's fall
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you could make you like boil a pot of hot
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: water and you put like oranges I think like bay
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: leaves all these things and actually makes the house smell
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: really good but it's also to like detox your environment.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Evil, evil spirits around my house. Yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: And even though like, yeah, even though ghost is probably
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: not an evil or, you know, he's just, he's done
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: something to you where you've like become disconnected from your,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: your path and your journey and your mental state. That
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: will help. Have you ever been into a guy and
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to hook up, but realized you hadn't shaved?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I don't care. It depends on who the
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: guy is, but I never let myself go that far.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm lasered.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a shaver. Not even a waxer.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I can get a closer shave than I can with wags.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: So then why don't you get lasered?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I should.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Lasered is the best. Except on my legs, they can't
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: go near the tattoo. So I know when it's time
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: to shave because my tattoos get hairy.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Sexy, right? Wow, that's funny. So you're really hot.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Is it under armpits too?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: The only part I don't have is my arms. I
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: have armpits, full vagina, and legs.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I need to do that.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: And like, I keep up on it because I also
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: take Nutrafol. So which like triggers hair growth, which is great.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: You have to continue to do it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Like you do, you do, I think like between depending
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: on your, like what your hair is like in the follicle,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you'll do like six to 10 sessions and then you
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: can go a while. I went like two years without
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: touching it again.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But it's kind of fun to do. I like it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: See, I'm like a, Like I love my bath time.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Like I will take a bath once a day if
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: I don't have a spray tan and I will get
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: in there and I will just my shaving moment. And I'm,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I'm watching desperate housewives on my phone. I'm shaving my legs.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm shaving everything. And it's like my little me time.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You know what though? I, I still will shave my
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: whole body for the mere fact that it exfoliates. Right. Like, yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: So I'm like with my razor and I'm like, yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I still shave.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: But also like I go into, I go to laser away.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That's like my go-to spot. And like, I know the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: people in there. So it's kind of like a fun
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: little catch up moment. Like I'm just like on my
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: phone and then I'm talking shit. Like, you know, like
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: when you get your hair done and you're talking to
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the hair girl.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was me all day yesterday. Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I do with the laser away with the
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: people that are lasering me. You know, I'm like literally
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: in froggy position holding my ass cheeks open and I'm like, yeah,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: today was like really hard for me. I'm super depressed.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: And they're like, really? Labia time. This will be spicy.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Does it hurt?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It just feels like little like elastic bands like slapping
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: your skin. No, nothing unbearable. It's kind of nice.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But by the way, if I back in the day,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: like if I hadn't shaved, it's not happening.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I want to be Mr. Biggles world. all day long,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you know, hairless kitty cat.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yep. We love it. We love a naked mole rat.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Naked mole rat.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Um, all right. Are you feeling good? Like you can
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: take on the day now after talking about sex and purging?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I can do anything. You got this babe. I'm going
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: to go do anything today. Yep. Just enjoy the day.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I'm still stressed out about my I'm going to the
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. You're going to have the time of
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: your life. When is that?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Sunday.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to see your content.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: When are you coming to LA?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Saturday.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Where's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: In LA.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's in LA?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How fun! I wanted to come earlier, but I
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: have to do a charity event on Friday. So, in Charlotte.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And how long do you get to stay here?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Um... I mean, I think I'm leaving Monday, but yeah,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: that's it. All right. 24 hours, 48.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Hours, 48 hours in and out, baby.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I can come home and get back in my bed. Oh,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you everyone for listening to another
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: episode of sex unlocked. We love you guys and we
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: will catch you next week.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Bye.