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Hour Three | Cologne, Saints & LSU Talk, EPL Picks & Pontoon Parlay · Off The Bench

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
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  Speaker 2: Hands to Hester and Hester.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, got it.
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  Speaker 4: Five out of five.
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  Speaker 1: From carrying each other to a natty to carrying each
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: other on the air.
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  Speaker 3: Flynn is back to throw for the end zone.
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  Speaker 5: Foul. Live from the Raising Cane Studio.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: It's Off the Bench.
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  Speaker 6: I can't stand it.
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back in.
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  Speaker 1: Hour number three of OTB here live from the Raising
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  Speaker 1: Cane Studio. Jake Flynn, Deb Alondra, and Two Squirts here
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: with you on a Friday morning.
• 1:13
  Speaker 7: Did you miss that or did you catch that?
• 1:15
  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 7: The two squirts on the back of the neck?
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you ever put two squirts of cologne on
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: the back of your neck?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: I got to be honest. I'm totally ignorant on this.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think that was that wild.
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  Speaker 5: Can I guess your cologne?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess squirt over spritz.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't the squirt initially. It was the behind the neck,
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: and then you added in the squirt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: This was just a combination?
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: You wear Brute?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: That would be a good one.
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  Speaker 7: Axe chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: If Roots wanted those colognes, you do put that on you.
• 1:46
  Speaker 5: You pat, you pat.
• 1:48
  Speaker 8: No, I was telling Flynn yesterday, you know, when I'm
• 1:51
  Speaker 8: in middle school, the shelf's too tall. Out the door,
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  Speaker 8: I'd grab it, squirt, go, all in one step. So
• 1:55
  Speaker 8: we would just, we'd be out the door.
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  Speaker 5: Squirt, go. Grab it, squirt. Got the cologne by the
• 2:00
  Speaker 5: granola bars, huh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Grab it, squirt, and go.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen it a thousand times.
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  Speaker 5: It's classic. Older people love it.
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  Speaker 9: But what happens, like, just in case a girl sneaks
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  Speaker 9: up on you?
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  Speaker 5: I think it's that generation that's kind of getting close.
• 2:20
  Speaker 5: Let's just put it to you this way. It's in
• 2:23
  Speaker 5: a lot of caskets.
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 9: I think the cologne market's been down. It's down pretty good.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, dudes don't wear cologne anymore?
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  Speaker 4: Not as much.
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  Speaker 1: When I was a youth And I was, like, out there, like,
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: trying to go on, you know, high school hairy dates. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting some cool water.
• 2:40
  Speaker 9: Middle school, you go to the movies.
• 2:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Gotta have it. Like, now, like, if I'm doing
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  Speaker 4: something nice.
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  Speaker 7: Right now, do you have cologne on?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 7: Do you?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: You do?
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  Speaker 2: Do you?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't worn cologne in 20 years.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: No, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if I'm going somewhere, like, if Katie and I
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  Speaker 1: went on a date. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Like, a nice dinner, I'll put it on.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I wear a little something every day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Katie does, too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, the only reason I got cologne on
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  Speaker 5: is because I'm here. I'm in another city. You have
• 3:09
  Speaker 5: to get fancy for it. Everybody knows why I smell
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  Speaker 5: like a new woman.
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  Speaker 4: If you leave Orleans Parish, cologne.
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  Speaker 3: You got to leave a good impression.
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  Speaker 9: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: The lady at the gas station, I forget what one
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  Speaker 5: of them, but right off of college, oh, you smell good.
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  Speaker 5: That's why you wear it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You're a guest, so you want to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So how do you put it on? Do you
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  Speaker 4: walk through it?
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  Speaker 9: Do you walk through the cloud or do you go wrist?
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  Speaker 5: None of that. It's just the simple traditional, which is
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  Speaker 5: like right here on your neck and then on your arm.
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  Speaker 1: I go arm, rub it all together, lift the shirt underneath.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Spray it on the chest, you know, like that area.
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  Speaker 7: You do the pulse points.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You do the wrists. You do the neck. Not the
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  Speaker 7: back of the neck.
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  Speaker 4: Not too on the back of the neck.
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  Speaker 3: The neck.
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  Speaker 7: And then sometimes you do the elbow a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: The inside of the elbow.
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  Speaker 5: All right. Yeah. Can you imagine all the different places
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  Speaker 5: people are staying?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, that's why they make everybody's doing this number
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  Speaker 9: right here.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no doubt. No doubt. Right on the bottom.
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  Speaker 9: Got to get back at the knee.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the thing about axe users, though, like they don't
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  Speaker 4: miss a spot. So it's there's a bunch of things. Like,
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: where do you not?
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  Speaker 9: Well, now they have like the full body deodorant now.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've seen that.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 7: Why do you need deodorant all over your entire body?
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  Speaker 9: I think they're just talking about one another spot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I mean, maybe it's only sold in Louisiana because
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: swamp ass is a thing.
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  Speaker 9: You know, that part in the middle.
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  Speaker 8: Because they call it deodorant and body spray.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I feel like those are different.
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  Speaker 9: Well, because you got an affinity for Axe because that's
• 4:37
  Speaker 9: what got you through high school.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: We used to spray our school bags with Axe.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Oof.
• 4:43
  Speaker 9: I mean, that was- The school vax?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like- Was that to- You hit it with
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  Speaker 5: this number right here.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Was that to deter the drug dogs?
• 4:50
  Speaker 9: Was the Lysol first? Was the Lysol first.
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  Speaker 3: Then the vax?
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  Speaker 5: I think it became that, but at first it was-
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  Speaker 5: A little oseum? Yeah, yeah, oseum. God, I love that
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  Speaker 5: word so much.
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  Speaker 4: Oseum.
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  Speaker 9: Jeez, I didn't know that people wore colognes still.
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  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my thing is people who buy several colognes, you
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  Speaker 5: have to really- That has to be your thing.
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  Speaker 4: All mine have been kind of gifts, I think. Right.
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  Speaker 4: A Christmas gift.
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  Speaker 8: My uncle used to get us a different nice bottle
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  Speaker 8: every year. So in my cabinet right now, even in
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  Speaker 8: my own house, I got like five different ones I
• 5:22
  Speaker 8: never use.
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  Speaker 9: So when y'all in high school for you at Shreveport Evangel,
• 5:26
  Speaker 9: y'all would go Abercrombie, Buckle, and then finish off at
• 5:30
  Speaker 9: Dillard's for the clone section?
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  Speaker 4: No, Hollister. I can't wait.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Hollister for the clone? We did have an Abercrombie. We
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  Speaker 1: weren't big enough to have one of those, but we
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  Speaker 1: had Hollister. So it was Hollister, Buckle, that kind of.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: What they gave you, Aeropostale?
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  Speaker 4: We had one of those.
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  Speaker 5: See, that's how they did it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we definitely had one of those. Yeah, we weren't
• 5:48
  Speaker 4: big enough to have an Abercrombie and Fitch. Then swing
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: by those glass desks at Dillard's. When we went to that,
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  Speaker 4: it had to be in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: They had one on the Riverwalk Mall.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Abercrombie and Fitch. Yeah, and you could get
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  Speaker 5: an airbrush painting of yourself.
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  Speaker 4: You could.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could get like a, if you're a softball player,
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  Speaker 1: you get a softball helmet. With Alondra, like, airbrushed on
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: the side of it.
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  Speaker 4: Airbrushed on it. No doubt. No doubt.
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  Speaker 7: Butterfly airbrushed on the other side.
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  Speaker 8: We had the airbrush batting helmet kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: They were the– you saw them pull up at practice.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, this kid means business.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're eight years old. You're like, this dude's back in
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  Speaker 3: cleanup right now.
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  Speaker 9: Put him in the spot.
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  Speaker 4: No doubt.
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  Speaker 5: Fierce was– I'm thinking about it. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I probably wore Fierce five years. Six.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: As like a– A joke. What do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: The Christmas game where you kind of give like.
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  Speaker 9: A white elephant?
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  Speaker 4: Yes. As a joke, I got a fierce Hollister candle. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: And like, it was a joke. It was funny.
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  Speaker 3: Ha ha.
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  Speaker 4: But I lit that thing up.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to say.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: You're firing that up. I lit that thing.
• 6:47
  Speaker 9: Probably fired that up right now.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: You want to talk about like bringing back nostalgia? Like,
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  Speaker 4: smell that. He burned that thing until the wick was gone.
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  Speaker 1: Smell fierce one time and you'll put yourself right back
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: into that chair on lime wire making the burnt CD.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Immediately. I was a cool water guy.
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  Speaker 5: It was something about the walk-in of those places, too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Dark as hell. Something about it.
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  Speaker 5: It was just such a good, like, you felt cool.
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  Speaker 5: It was like one of those things in my life, like,
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  Speaker 5: I'd say, man, I felt cool walking in them places.
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  Speaker 5: And it wasn't because of dudes standing outside with six-packs.
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  Speaker 9: I never looked at those dudes.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't care.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't care, dude.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't even want to look like that. I wanted
• 7:23
  Speaker 5: to go there, get the kiss me on my Irish shirt.
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  Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying?
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I got a good memory with the kiss me on
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  Speaker 5: my Irish shirt. I was flying to Banff, Canada.
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  Speaker 4: And, um, as one does.
• 7:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And I was sitting.
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: Last class, which is the last seat in the plane.
• 7:37
  Speaker 5: That's what I call it. Last class. And, uh, this
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  Speaker 5: lady kept bringing me Coca-Cola's dude. Like she gave me one.
• 7:43
  Speaker 5: She asked me, I want to drink. Yeah. I will
• 7:44
  Speaker 5: take Coke. Then she kept bringing them. And it was
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: one of those airport attendants where she wasn't asking me
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  Speaker 5: if I was finished the prior Coke.
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: She kept bringing them.
• 7:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, Next thing you know, bro, I spilled, like,
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  Speaker 5: three Cokes on my Kiss Me I'm Irish shirt.
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, gosh. On the plane.
• 8:02
  Speaker 5: On the plane. Bro, it might as well have been
• 8:03
  Speaker 5: a snake on that, dude.
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Like, it was.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, that's my Kiss Me I'm Irish.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because in your mind, like, you were going to
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: really do something with that Kiss Me I'm Irish shirt
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  Speaker 1: once you got off the plane.
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  Speaker 9: In Canada.
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  Speaker 4: In Canada.
• 8:14
  Speaker 5: Because they ain't seen nothing like that.
• 8:16
  Speaker 9: I don't like it on a plane when they... And
• 8:18
  Speaker 9: I think they believe they're doing something good. When they
• 8:21
  Speaker 9: fill your cup up with Coke, whatever you're getting, and
• 8:25
  Speaker 9: then hand you the The can. I just want the cup.
• 8:28
  Speaker 7: Why do I vote?
• 8:28
  Speaker 5: That's what she was doing.
• 8:29
  Speaker 9: I just want the cup because there's not enough room
• 8:31
  Speaker 9: on the table to have the can plus the cup.
• 8:35
  Speaker 9: And whatever else I want. I get it.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: You're being nice. I'm getting more.
• 8:38
  Speaker 9: I got it.
• 8:39
  Speaker 5: We're just in a coffee team.
• 8:41
  Speaker 9: I'll just get another one later down the road. And
• 8:45
  Speaker 9: by the time I get to finish the first cup,
• 8:47
  Speaker 9: the ice is going to be melted. I don't want
• 8:49
  Speaker 9: room temperature Diet Coke.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: And knowing you, you've got a bladder of an 85-year-old man.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: You drink that whole Coke, it's going to be up
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: and down. It's an occupational hazard.
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: Up and down.
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  Speaker 9: It's an occupational hazard of being hydrated.
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: I didn't say it wasn't. I'm just saying you have
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: the bladder of an 85-year-old. I pee a lot.
• 9:03
  Speaker 5: Do they still give out, like, I haven't flew since 2017.
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: Wait, time out. You haven't been on an airplane since 2017?
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: Since I went to Minnesota for the opener.
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  Speaker 9: Since the Coke situation.
• 9:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Never again.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: Right after.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: I went on like 15 flights the last 17 days.
• 9:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. I'm in a decision right now, too,
• 9:24
  Speaker 5: where I'm 100% going to Las Vegas October 8th. I've
• 9:28
  Speaker 5: never been. I'm going to Las Vegas because my buddy
• 9:31
  Speaker 5: I sponsor is fighting for Dana White Contender Series to
• 9:35
  Speaker 5: get a UFC contract.
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: His sponsor in a different realm. He doesn't have an issue.
• 9:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: For people out there that just maybe misheard that.
• 9:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then there's another guy that's fighting, or supposed
• 9:45
  Speaker 5: to be fighting from Louisiana. From Louisiana that weekend. But
• 9:48
  Speaker 5: they haven't announced it yet.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: Okay. All right.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to Vegas.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: Which part of Louisiana are you from?
• 9:54
  Speaker 5: Covington.
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, yeah.
• 9:56
  Speaker 5: So I think I'm going to fly. Because four hours. Wait, wait.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: Have you not? Is it like the fear of flying?
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: Is it you don't like the hassle?
• 10:03
  Speaker 5: I've flown, dude, I mean, good night. I've flown like
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: 30 times, you know, but I just haven't flown since 2017.
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: And the way that the world is, bro, this is
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: my thing, dude. I always bring it back to this.
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: How good was a McDouble 15 years ago?
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: It was really good.
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: It was really good, right? How good are they at
• 10:23
  Speaker 5: flying planes 15 years later? That's the way I look
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: at it. And I can't get it out of my head, bro.
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: And I watched that 60 Minutes thing where they were
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: inspecting the parts and stuff. And he was like, yeah,
• 10:33
  Speaker 5: I see problems every day.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: No, don't tell me this.
• 10:36
  Speaker 7: I'm not a flight person. And I unfortunately.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: Take a bunch.
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: But no, I think really what it is at this point,
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: it's been so long since I flew that I have
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: it in my head that if I ever do fly again, Like,
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: I told the people I'm supposed to go to Vegas,
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: but I'm like, dude, that plane is probably going to
• 10:53
  Speaker 5: Grand Canyon.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: You ain't making it to Vegas.
• 10:57
  Speaker 7: Bro, just take a Xanax. You'll wake up in Vegas,
• 10:59
  Speaker 7: and you'll be fine.
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: Everybody says that about a plane.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: No, take a Xanax.
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd rather just, like, not freak out, you know?
• 11:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think I will. But anyway, I just got
• 11:08
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: No, I will freak out. I haven't flown in nine years. Nah, dude,
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: I don't like flying either. I do it a lot,
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: but I don't like it.
• 11:14
  Speaker 5: Last time I flew was Spirit, too.
• 11:16
  Speaker 9: Well, you're in a tin can.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: You're in a metal can.
• 11:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's not even an airline anymore.
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: Well, funny thing is, to get to Minnesota, the flight
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: was so good that I've never gotten off or left
• 11:28
  Speaker 5: a place and immediately pulled up Google like, yo, I
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: need to leave a Google review.
• 11:34
  Speaker 9: You talking about for spirits? Spirit was way underrated. I agree.
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Five stars.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: All right. Five stars.
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: Dude, they were giving me cocktails. I might have drank
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: probably five, six cocktails. Didn't pay for one of them.
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: I don't even know who paid for it.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: You're just drinking cocktails.
• 11:52
  Speaker 7: You get charged on one.
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: On the way back. So fast forward to the way back,
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: they can't find nobody to fly the plane.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: What?
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Hold up.
• 12:00
  Speaker 9: You need a pilot.
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: We in Minnesota. Two days. I'm working at Lamarck Ford.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Ronnie ain't.
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: Ronnie ain't trying to hear that. Like, oh, yeah, yeah,
• 12:07
  Speaker 5: you in Minnesota. He ain't trying to hear that. So
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, y'all got to get me home, buddy.
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: Two days, bro. I had to buy a $ 500 ticket
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: on Delta to get home.
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, last time I felt.
• 12:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I do think it was underrated, except for that
• 12:20
  Speaker 9: one time I did put my hand in a puke
• 12:23
  Speaker 9: bag full of puke when I got on the plane.
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Why'd you put your hand in the puke bag?
• 12:30
  Speaker 9: Okay, so we were traveling to Columbus, Ohio with all
• 12:33
  Speaker 9: five of us, and we were going for like 500
• 12:34
  Speaker 9: bucks for all of us.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: It was awesome.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: And it was a direct flight to Columbus, Ohio. Who
• 12:40
  Speaker 9: does that? From New Orleans to Columbus, Ohio.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Incredible. So we get there, and I got the whole
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: family and the young kids. Something, I'm assuming, A.J. Hawk related?
• 12:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we went to see the Hawks. And we're traveling
• 12:52
  Speaker 9: with young kids, and you get there, and there's a
• 12:53
  Speaker 9: lot of trash that has to be made. So, of course,
• 12:56
  Speaker 9: if you want a trash can for kids to throw
• 12:57
  Speaker 9: stuff in, it's the puke bag. So I pull it
• 13:00
  Speaker 9: out and, like, pop it out with my hand, right?
• 13:02
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to, like, sit there and do a
• 13:05
  Speaker 9: trash bag thing. I just pop it out with my hand,
• 13:06
  Speaker 9: pop it at the bottom, pull a puke. Quiet puker.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: That's what it was.
• 13:10
  Speaker 9: It was a quiet puker. Just set that thing right.
• 13:12
  Speaker 9: Folded it up perfectly, put it right back.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know that there's many things that you could
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: have touched that would have been more disgusting.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I looked at Lacey, and she knew something
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: was wrong.
• 13:24
  Speaker 5: Did you look at the substance inside? Nope.
• 13:27
  Speaker 9: Didn't look at it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 8: I've got to be honest. I'm the type of person
• 13:29
  Speaker 8: I would have had to look. I would have guessed
• 13:30
  Speaker 8: what they had to punch.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: I had to look.
• 13:32
  Speaker 9: No, because I don't deal well with puke.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 13:35
  Speaker 9: The smell of it, the older I get.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. Who does?
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: But, like, the older I get, it's like I can't
• 13:41
  Speaker 9: smell it. And, like, for kids to do it, my
• 13:44
  Speaker 9: wife is, like, toughen up because, like, it's happening.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: This is real life. And I'm like, I can't do it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: Got to walk away. This happened. I didn't even look
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: at it. I held my breath. I just walked to
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: the bathroom.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Mm.
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: Huge shots.
• 13:56
  Speaker 9: But you know what?
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: It's $ 500 for us all to fly, so worth it.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: You got to go through some trials and tribulations to
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: get to the finish line.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: Made you about a man.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: It did.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: On that note, because we can't top that, we'll take
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: a break. More OTB when we come back.
• 14:11
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• 14:44
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• 14:48
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• 14:52
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. They've done them all for me. They've
• 14:54
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• 14:55
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• 14:57
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• 14:59
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• 15:02
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• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Locked in on LSU football 24-7.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: You're listening to Off the Bench.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Welcome back in. OTB here live from the Raising Cane Studio.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Jake Flynn, Deb, Alondra, Tay-Tay all here with you on
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: this Friday morning. Always want to remind you about our
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: friends over at Rouse's. Go to Rouse's.com. Next Friday, we
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: won't be here. We're going to be at Rouse's.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Rouse's.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Because it's a football Friday, and that's where we spend
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: football Fridays is at Rouse's. Burbank and Lee, we're going
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to be broadcasting our show there every single football Friday.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: So we certainly look forward to getting back to Rouse's.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: But for you, go to Rouse's.com. Find a location that's
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: convenient for you. You're going to find the weekly specials
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: for your store there. And you're going to find convenience
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: at every Rouse's. Right now, you've got the breakfast bar.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: A little bit later on, you've got the lunch bar,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: salad bar, sushi bar already ready to roll.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: My dude right now is rolling some sushi. He cannot
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: wait to see you. Cannot wait to see my dude.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Remember, you can come hang out with us, too, and
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: listen to the show live if you want to at
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: your local Rouse's. About to open up some Pokemon there, Bo?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to go chew hunting.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I tell you what, as we're doing that, Dev, we're
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: going to get.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: What's that look for?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't love chew hunting.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't love that. I don't love it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Let's don't. What? Let's don't. What?
• 17:03
  Speaker 9: That's why they sell the Pikachu.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we're not going to do that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: As we're opening up these Pokemon cards, we've talked about
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: the preseason.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: We've talked about the Saints.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: We've talked about the backups, the Uber drivers that are
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: playing right now in the preseason. Got some plumbers in
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: there as well. But what about the actual outlook for
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you for the New Orleans Saints? Because I'm pretty high.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: After going to practice, after seeing them in action, Chris Alave,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Tyler Shuck, And the South's not great.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I think it's going to be Tampa Bay and New
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Orleans to the end.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, I can see them two teams for sure. Again,
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I just think that it comes down to Tyler Shuck
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: first staying healthy. Obviously, everybody's dropping like flies, right? So,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: he's the main one now. Because what he showed you
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: last year was that he can kind of make it
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: happen with whatever you give him. You know, it's like
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: when you're in the kitchen and you ain't got that
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: many ingredients and you got to put something together. And, yeah, well,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: here it is. Okay, so I think that as long
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: as he's healthy, we got a shot. The defense looked good.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Not in the 34-0 game, but in the– Again. Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Uber drivers, plumbers.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I think that– Chase Young.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Like, credit to– and Dev, I had a chance to
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: catch up with him, and it was so refreshing because
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: we were talking about– Tyree Wilson's on the roster.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: He goes, man, I can see myself in him. He goes,
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: I was on a one-year contract.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: He's like, I was the number two overall pick. He said,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't do the things I needed to do to
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: be the number two pick Right. He's like, I had
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: some good seasons, but I had some bad seasons. And
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know what I did?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I looked at myself.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It blew me away because everybody wants to hold their
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: arms out now. Nobody wants to pat their chest saying,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: my bad. He took full ownership of it. And we
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: saw what he did last year. I think he's going
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: to have like 12 and a half, 13 sacks this year.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's just faced a lot of criticism.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Like, I mean, think about it. When you pick that high,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, even– Me and Corey were doing skits. We'd
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: always talk about Chase Young. Chase, get the check, Young.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: We used to call him that. And, you know, he's
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: just faced a lot of criticism. And for that not
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: to phase him and him to turn into this much
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: of a freak. I mean, he was– I mean, think
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: about the play last year against the Titans.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: When he stripped him, took the ball, one hand, ran it. Like, dude,
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: that is what we dreamed you'd be.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Number two pick in a deep draft. Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: What year was that?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: 2020.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: 2020. Okay.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Remember, there was talks that the Bengals were looking at him,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: and if they didn't go Burrow, it would be Chase Young.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Right. That's crazy. Yeah, no, he's going to have to. So,
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: health with him, too. Just like it is important with Chuck,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: it's got to be with him, too. He's got to
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: be there the whole season, bro, because he was such
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: a big part. I mean, he really was, bro. He
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: made me kind of forget about Grandison. And I mean
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: that respectfully because Grandison's a good player, but he made
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: me kind of forget about him.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: All right, give me your biggest worry. for the New
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Orleans Saints.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And it can't be Cesar Ruiz, because we use that
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: all the time. Kicker.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Kicker.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: We talked about that for 17 minutes yesterday.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Kicker. Guys, here we are. I mean, dude, here
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: we are.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Dude, they massaged Charlie Smith's balls the whole end of
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: the season. Gave me the whole story, the island thing.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Everybody's excited. They're singing Mr. Brightside, etc.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: etc.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: And it's like, dude, like he was missing field goals
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: last year. I don't.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: But he made a couple.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: He made a couple.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: You know who else made a couple?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Blake Gruby. I'm just being honest, dude.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: Blake Gruby kind of went off when he left, didn't he?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: He did. They were going to go to the playoffs.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: All they had to do was stop a team with
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: 30 seconds left. Yeah. He kicked a 60-something yard field goal.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Phil Brews about to go to playoffs.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: Man, look.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: That's what happens when you start listening to the fans
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: too much, bro. And I feel like that's what the
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Saints did with Groupie. He was in a horrible drought.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was awful.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: But it's like, bro, we were so bad last year. Like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: why would you? Now you're dealing with this. Now, hopefully,
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Carlson is... Special teams are my biggest concern for the Saints.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: He's got the highest ceiling.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: You got better returners this year than you had, though.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. At least you have, like, right now. They don't
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: have to play receiver, which... Hopefully they don't. Like, Barryon Brown, like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: he's tied for the record for kickoff returns in NCAA history.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: But is he going to be the returner?
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, now that Todd Chandler's out for the year.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: We've got to see where rosters go, too, Deb. As
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you know, like, sometimes it looks like, oh, that guy's
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: going to be the returner. And then the offense coach
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: is like, yeah, but I can't use him on offense.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden he gets cut.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You're released.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: And the special teams coach is like, well, thanks for that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: But now I've got to go find a returner.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the punter that we just signed. I mean, I
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: believe that he could punt pretty good, right? But then
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I saw him punt a 15-yard punt. First game of Breezy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: 15 yards.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Bro, I'd go out in the street right now, punt
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: 15 yards, dude. Anybody can. The guy I met when
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: I walked in, he could punt 15 yards.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: So, I don't.
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: Watch college game day. There's someone kicking at least 15
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: yards every single game day.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I think special teams lost them a couple games last year.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was horrid last year. It's something that. I mean,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Nick Underhill talks about it all the time.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: They have to have a weapon at kicker. If they
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: want to win the division, win a bad division, and
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: host a playoff game, they have to have someone they
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: can rely on to kick a 55-yard field goal, a
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: 50-yard field goal, because that is the way the NFL
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: is going. Look, if you want a chance to steal
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: a game or a couple of games and have a
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: better-than-expected season, you can't have a question-market kicker.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: We've got a digital booster pack. You can scan the
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: QR code.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I think I found the worst Pokemon character recently. With
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: a man key? It's a monkey with an A? Oh, yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: man key, yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: Look at his power. He's got low kick.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's on the level of Diggly.
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: Like, all these things, they got these cool little powers
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: that you can use.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Low kick? It just says low kick. It's about leverage, man.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: He'll kick you in the nuts, dude. It's about leverage,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: what do you mean? Yeah, he only got 20 power, though.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: All right, I got... Is that not good? Corridon, this
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: must be a newer one.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: This is why.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: See, y'all got to tell me, like, what's actually good.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Rampardos over here. How do I know what's good in Pokemon?
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: I'm with you, though, because, like, I mean, I know
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: the traditional Pokemon. I'm going to know what's good when
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: I see it, and I don't know Coridon.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: All right. A Pikachu. Yeah. I know that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Pikachu, Riachu, Blastoise.
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: That's what I said earlier.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Pikachu. Charizard. Charizard.
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Charizard.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Charizard. My bad. It's been a while. Get it right.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Never had one.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Not a lot of people from Chalmette talk about Pokemon.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they only have one person in Chalmette have a Charizard.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: He had to get sent home from school.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, they're the weirdest names.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: All right, well, you're going to have to teach me
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: during the break what any of that means because I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: have nothing.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we'll scan them and see if we got something.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Dev, I'm going to assume before we go to break,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was going to ask you, the Pels signed a
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: pretty good player.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. You had me.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I'm a third. Yeah, no, it doesn't.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, it's... I just bought a five-game package.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: For courtside, he got me. Shout out to Giannis. Let
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: me tell you, he's going hard in the paint. But anyway, yeah,
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: five-game package. Okay, all right. Four to five, all in
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: the beginning.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for the juice.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Everybody's good at the beginning of the season.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: And I've seen the Pals do nice things, and I've
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: seen them do horrible things in the beginning. And that's
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: the thing about the Pals. They've shown you so many
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: different ways that You just got to see it. And
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: then they got a new coach. The main thing is
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Zion this year has to develop another part of his game.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Has to.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Whatever it is. I don't know what it's.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Going to be.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I think we should have a team OTB Pelicans game
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: where we go and support the crew.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: I'm about that. You think your salesman's got any more
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: of those tickets left?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: You think Giannis can get us down to court?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: He'll be calling.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: He heard this.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Y'all phone's about to be buzzing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: $ 5. All right.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: We got a Sizzle Petty.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Sure. Okay.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: A Breon.
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that sounds good.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: And here goes a holographic Morpeko EX.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: So anything that has an EX. Yeah, that's a good one, right?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: An EX? Yeah, you want to look for the van.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Rampardos EX.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all get like, I got like somebody named Gwen. Like
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: some basic looking girl named Gwen.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: Is it Gwen Stefani?
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: No, if it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Was Gwen Stefani, it'd be worth something. I just know.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Not even Gwen Stefani.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Just like basic trainer Gwen.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not feeling good about it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: You know, the basic trainers have always been something. Like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: even dating back to Pokemon, like, in the 90s. It's like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: you got a basic trainer, bro. All right.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: On that note, we'll take a break.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: More OTB when we come back here live from the
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  Speaker 7: Off the bench.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Second Amendment Tax-Free Weekend at Bowie Outfitters Friday
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• 25:53
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• 26:00
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 9: It's a big discount not paying those taxes. And you
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  Speaker 1: From the locker room to the airwaves, it's Off the
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  Speaker 1: Bench with Jacob Hester and Matt Flynn.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the good life.
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  Speaker 3: With the C.O.D.
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  Speaker 6: Won't even get pulled over in they new V.
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  Speaker 1: The good life. Let's go on a living spree.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: They say the best things in life.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back in, O-T-V. We've got a guy
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: holding Mayo in studio here with us. Dev, we hadn't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: gotten your take on LSU right now. I got a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff going on with LSU football on the outside.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: How are we feeling about everything? Got Clemson coming to town,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: the real Death Valley. NFL cut days coming up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't– I guess I don't understand all that
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: because it's so new.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I really don't– like, I see so much talk about it,
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I don't necessarily understand it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I guess it's– That's why we, like, we call it
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: into Ross, like, hey, Ross, give it to the people, bud.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean– Tell them what's up.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: But with that being said, I mean, I'm expecting LSU to, A,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: beat Clemson, but I'd love for them to really beat them. Like,
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: just beat the hell out of them. Like, I went
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: to the game last year in Clemson, and that just
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: wasn't suffice enough for me for how bad.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: LSU should have won by more.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: We thought we were, like, you couldn't tell us nothing
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  Speaker 9: after that game. We thought national championship after that. We
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: beat Clemson.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: On the road? Club Nick?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Dude, I remember driving home, and Notre Dame was playing Miami,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: First game of the year, I think Notre Dame was
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: playing Miami, and Notre Dame had lost. And I remember thinking, like,
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: sucks for them, dude.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Sucks for those guys.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: Sucks not to be LSU right now.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that feeling lasted.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Not long.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: You know, I just want to see the offense. I
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: want to see the offense, man. I don't want it
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: to be a situation where we know Lane Kiffin calls
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: a great offense. We know that you're going to put
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: up a bunch of yards, points, and then we don't
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: go do it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: That's, you know, because that's happened not before. I mean,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: it's happened at LSU a couple times, but it's also
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: happened everywhere else, too. So you just never know. You
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: never know.
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: The first game for LSU fans, it's going to be
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: a shock to the system. how different the offense is
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: going to look from just a year ago, one season ago,
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: it's going to be a shock to the system to
• 28:56
  Speaker 9: see this offense operate at the efficiency and the speed
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: that it does. And like first game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: You're going to, there's going to be some mistakes. You're
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: going to have some stuff that's got to get cleaned up,
• 29:09
  Speaker 9: but imagine like trying to prepare for this from Clemson's perspective,
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  Speaker 9: like prepare for a Lane Kiffin coach with all the
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: talent that surrounds it with, with, Players from all over
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: the country. Like, you can't just go watch tape of
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: this team. You can watch tape of Ole Miss last
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: year to get, like, the scheme, and you can practice
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: going fast. But, like, LSU showed you last year when
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: they played against Ole Miss, like, there's only so much
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: you can practice against going that speed. So, I, it
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: wouldn't shock me if LSU beat them up pretty good.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: Now it wouldn't shock me how in whatever aspect, like
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: if you told me that LSU won by 25, it
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: wouldn't shock me, but like, I think they're going to
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: put up points. I just think for a fan, it's
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: going to be such a shock to the system to
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: see this offense operate.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. I want to see the speed.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I want to see the diversity. I want to see
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: it all. I got, I just want to sit in
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: my seat, call on the game, and be in, like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: tapping Chris Blair.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Did you see that? Did you see what they did?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: They actually ran power. It's crazy. I want to be excited.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: The running back, yeah, and that's another thing I'm excited
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: for is the running backs. So, Durham and Harlan Barry. Like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: I think there's a big year.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Dylan Jones, too.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Dylan Jones, too, yeah. I think there's a big year
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: for Harlan Barry, though. Hopefully, you know what I'm saying? Hopefully,
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: this is that big play year. Like, he's just going
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: to make a bunch of big plays, so.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Also, before we get to the defense for LSU, I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: want to tell you about the other football real quick because,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you know, soccer head, footy head. Premier League soccer is back,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: and Pelican to Mars in Baton Rouge is the place
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to watch it all season long.
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  Speaker 4: You can come out this weekend.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You can watch your favorite EPL team, and as the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: season gets underway, you continue to show up to Pelican
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: to Mars because they're going to be there for you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: during the EPL season. Doors are going to open up
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: at 8 a.m., so get there early, grab a drink,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and catch all the action.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: LSU fans, Alondra.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Is going to be hosting watch parties for every LSU
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  Speaker 1: football game.
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  Speaker 7: That's away.
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  Speaker 4: Away game this season.
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  Speaker 1: And EPL weekends, LSU away games, catch them all at Pelican, Tamars,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and Baton Rouge. Early game, you got Liverpool playing. Nobody
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: cares about Liverpool, so we'll throw them out.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Is that true, or is that you being a hater?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: A little bit of both.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Because they play at 6.30 a.m. local time. That's crazy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Bournemouth and Everton, they play at 9. Coventry and Hull
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: play at 9. And Tottenham, Gordie Rush's team, and Newcastle,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Cade's team at 11.30.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: The Cade-Gordie Bowl?
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: We got the Cade versus Gordie Bowl.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: Well, they open at 8.30.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: So....
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: That pelican to Mars does so if you want to
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  Speaker 2: catch the early games or.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Myth Everton Everton's the best team in the land Just.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Go watch them and feel like you're just saying that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: When's Wolverhampton play I.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Told you they're in the championship.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: That's the green team.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're in the championship game black No, it's championships
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the league. This is the Premier League premier their championship.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You don't know a championship actually sounds better Championship did.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: They get relegated to I was about to say, I
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: thought they were in.
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  Speaker 4: The Premier League.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like Championship League sounds better than Premier.
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  Speaker 5: Champions League is my favorite.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Thing to watch.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Who does Jason Sudeikis coach for?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Richmond FC. FC Richmond.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so that's not Premier League, is it?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: What, he playing again?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Who's that again?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Well, that's not a real team.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Ted Lasso. Oh, it's not a real team.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: No, but in the show, no, they're not Premier.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: I thought he– I've never seen him.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Larry Nance has a team, too.
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see Leicester City? Leeds. Leeds United.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Leeds plays on Sunday at 8 a.m. Are they in Premier?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Against Brentford. Yeah, they're in Premier League.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Chelsea and Brighton play. You got Leeds and Brentford.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: What's the must-watch for it?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Of these games?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Everton, bias aside.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously Everton. Tottenham, Newcastle would be good.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: The Cade Gordy Bowl.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Two bigger brands. Tottenham Newcastle. Is that what you were
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: thinking too?
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: No. I was thinking of Jamie Vardy.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: You said yeah though.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: I was like where's Leicester?
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: I will say though.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Leicester City.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Is that Leicester?
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: No, it's Leicester City. No way.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I only pulled for Wrexham.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: What about Ipswich Town?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: That's Ed Sheeran owns them.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, Ed Sheeran owns them?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: That's what's crazy about, like, talking about soccer in New Orleans. Like,
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: I done said Leicester my whole life. Nobody ever said nothing.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: They were saying Leicester.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Like, ETM. Leicester City. Really? Leicester, like, my cousin?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Leicester?
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: I guess.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: My cousin? Your cousin got a team?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I gotta say, I hosted a USA World Cup when
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: they played Belgium.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: I hosted a party there, a watch party at Pelican
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: to Mars.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: It was awesome. Like, the crowd was in it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: I don't think I would have made it without the
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: World Cup. That thing was perfect timing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Truly.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: But, yeah, there you go.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Might have a Gordie Rush sighting at Pelican to Mars tomorrow.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: You very easily could. Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Hopefully Cade will be there as well. But Elijah's going
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to be there again every LSU away game this season.
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Shout out Pelican to Mars.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Now we can talk a little LSU defense. We talked
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: about the offense. We know what the defense looks like
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: more than the offense because we had Blake Baker here
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a year ago. You added some Jimmys. You added some Joes.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: You added some defensive linemen, which you didn't have a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: year ago.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm pretty excited for it. It should
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: be fun.
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm excited because I know they're going to be
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: good and consistent. Can they be dominant like the old
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: school LSU defense?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Were they 28th in scoring defense last year?
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, which, I mean, look at where they were two
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: years ago.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's actually not bad.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: I mean, they were really good and consistent. It was
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: the one thing that we could rely on them every
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: week to be good. Now, I don't think they were feared,
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: and hopefully they can get to that point of being feared.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: But as you know, too, they were not put in
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the best situation.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: No, no, for sure.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: So that takes away a little bit from it. And
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: then your best player, Whit Weeks, got hurt. He was
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: in and out and tried to play. I mean, the
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma game, he tried to play. Probably shouldn't have been
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: out there, but we love our meathead brethren, and he
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: was going out there trying to give it a go.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, he was dealing with a serious injury, but
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: now not only is he fully back, but he's got T.J.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Daughtery next to him. That's a full-time starter. His first
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: time to go into training camp, fully healthy. A long time.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: A long time.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: You could tell he was unhealthy. Yeah, so I'm expecting
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: like a monumental year from what weeks. It's got to happen.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: We're in seven. Yeah. A lot of expectation on it.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: Sack leader?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: He doesn't need to be.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: The sack leader. I think if he's the sack leader,
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: you're in trouble.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Fair. Because Harold Perkins Jr. was that last year as
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: an off-the-ball linebacker. I don't think you want that again.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: That's fair.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: He can be the leading tackler, though.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: So who's going to be the sack leader?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: TJ.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: It should be Prince will. I mean, you, you brought
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: him in to be that guy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hmm.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Piper.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Love him.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Is he, but is he back? He ain't got to
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: cut you. He's still a Buccaneer. And yeah, you heard
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: that right. He's still a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, what about that other dude that the Buccaneers has
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: been talking about? Um, The quarterback from Kansas.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Jalen Daniels?
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: I watched a lot of that dude's games in college, bro.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: And that dude was good.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: He was good. He was good.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't think that they'd be talking about him like this.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: He's going to be the number two.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: They had a report come out the other day. Only
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: Baker and Jalen Daniels took reps at practice. So, like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: he might be their number two.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Wait, who else they got at quarter?
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Jake Browning.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: They got Jake Browning?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from Washington.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: He took over for Burrow when he got hurt a
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: couple years ago.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: He's a first-rounder, wasn't he?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: No. Great college player.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: You're thinking of Jake Locke. Okay. Way back in the day.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Wait.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Hold on. I got to think where Jake Locker went
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: to school.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Washington. Oh, that's right. Yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Jake Locker went 10 overall.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: There you go. See? I told you. I know ball.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: No, you don't.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You were like a decade late. Yeah. Jake Locker.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: He's like, I had the first name right. Dude, where
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: is Jake Locker?
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: He's got to be working at Bass Pro Shops.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Nah. That dude's selling.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: That guy's selling commercial real estate and everything. Was it Everett, Washington, maybe?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Everett would be good.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: Everett, right?
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Yep. That's where he's at. Issaquah.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: No, he went eighth overall.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Wow. He was a stud in college. He was?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: He was really good.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: He is the co-owner of a fitness center in Ferndale
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: with former NFL punter Michael Keenan, I think is how
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: That is LinkedIn?
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: No, this is Wikipedia. Let me see if I can
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: find his LinkedIn.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: I know my punters. I ain't never heard of him.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of him either. I know my punters.
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: I'm not just some guy.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Well, maybe I'm saying his last name wrong. It's K-O-E-N-E-N.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Conan.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Conan.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: That don't do it for me either. I'm thinking of
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: the talk show host.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Conan, the ginger.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Good job, Jake.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Hey, real quick. How do you feel about Starbase?
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: I'm invested.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Oh. Yeah?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Two stocks.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I'm fired up.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if I'm fired. I'm not
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: fired down, though. Like, I'm definitely, like, feeling some type
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: of way about it for sure.
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: I mean, we got thousands of rockets going to be
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: shooting out of Louisiana.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: This is my thing with the location that they always
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: try to do projects at. Like, big projects. You know,
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: like the last one was Six Flags. And it's just like, dude,
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: they got to realize, bro. And I'm sure they do.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Small people, tons of money. These guys are always really smart, right?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know. But that land is sinking, bro. I
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: don't know, like, what they think is going to happen.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: But come on, man. We know the marshlands. You hear
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: about it every year.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: You lose a little bit every year, yeah.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's worse every year. So, I don't know. They
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: must have a great plan. If not, they're just completely
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: oblivious to the fact that everything sinks out there eventually.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I think everybody thinks they can fix it, too, until.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: They get down there.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: It is one of those locations where people do, like,
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: they get confident about it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: And, like, you saw the video, which was a great video. Like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: I watched it twice. It's a five-minute video. I watched
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: it twice, like, announcing it. Elon with the governor and
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: talking but like I was watching the experts that were
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: speaking for SpaceX I was like these guys seem kind
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: of young like I don't know I'm sure they're really
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: that is true.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: But like I was like these guys.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: Are kind of really young I've been calm for two hours.
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: This kind of situation I was like I think you
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: want a little bit more experience making these decisions.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: But even if they're the smartest guys in the world,
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: if they don't know enough about that area.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Like, you got to get somebody named like Boudreaux.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That knows the area really well. He's going to tell
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: you like, hey.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Bro, you need to go take an airboat. Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: A rocket from there.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That little pad you got there in about eight months
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: might not even be there.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Matt's seeing the chat saying that Michael Kanan was who
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Steve Gleason blocked.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Hey, let's go.
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: Shout out Steve Gleason.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Hey, that's a way to give clarity right there. Who's that?
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: Matt C.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Matt C.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: The C is for clarity. That's right.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: That's right. No doubt about it. All right.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: We will take our last break of the show. Get
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a pontoon parlay pick ready to go. We are putting
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: out a bet. We're going to go one, two, three, four, five.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Five bets.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Put them together. Parlay those things. And win you some money.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: We'll do it right here on OTB.
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  Speaker 1: From the locker room to the airwaves, it's Off the
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back in OTB.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Nice. All right, a little pontoon parlay time brought to
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you by our friends over at Dos Equis.
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  Speaker 4: A little ice cold go for Dos Equis. All right,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: pontoon parlay. We're going to go around the room.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: We're going to give you our favorite play of the slate,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and you're going to parlay those together, and you're going
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: to win some dollar bills. Now, this is just for
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the August the 29th slate, so tomorrow coming up on Saturday.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: You've got North Carolina and TCU from Ireland. You've got
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: San Jose State at USC, NC State at Virginia, Jacksonville
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: State at North Dakota State, Sacramento State at Eastern Michigan,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: which is a conference game, by the way.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, I said that right.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Hawaii at Stanford, New Mexico State at Florida State, and
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Memphis at UNLV.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Mr. Matthew Clayton Flynn, do you want to kick us off? Yeah, sure.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: I'll get us started right here with a guaranteed lock.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: TCU is minus eight and a half versus North Carolina.
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: I'm taking TCU. The points, they're going to blow them out.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: You might see this a little bit later, maybe on
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: Monday on a bold prediction. Bill Belichick might not make
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: it through the entire year, and he's going to start
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: out with a blowout on week zero.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: TCU minus eight and a half.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: TCU minus eight and a half against the fighting Bill Belichick.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: All right, Devin Snow.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: God bless him.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that pick for sure. But my favorite
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: pick has got to be, and they always tell you,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: never take Hawaii when they're on the road. You only
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: bet Hawaii on Hawaii. But they were 9-4 last year.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I love Timmy Chang. He's a Hawaii legend. If anybody's
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: going to play for a coach, it's going to be
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Hawaii playing for Timmy Chang. They were 9-4 last year,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: like I said. They beat Stanford last year.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, no, if you're giving me, and I see
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: the line, all these lines, the TCU, it's going towards TCU.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: The Hawaii line, it was at plus six early. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: see right here on ESPN, at least, it's down to four.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Give me Hawaii. I locked it in at plus six. But,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I take them plus four. I think they're
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: going to beat them.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: All right. Let's go.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So we've got TCU minus eight and a half. We've
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: got Hawaii plus four. Alondra, blank space, Villarreal.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go NC State plus four versus Virginia.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: I don't have a reason for it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: CJ Bailey.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, CJ Bailey, Hollywood Smothers. I mean, you can't.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: Beat them last year.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Hollywood Smothers is a great name.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: So good.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Virginia is a tough place for them to play in.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: But it's four.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: They beat them last year, and I like CJ Bailey.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: All right, so we got UNLV and Memphis still on
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the table. You still got Sac State, Eastern Michigan, Jacksonville State,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: North Dakota State, which is where I think our next
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: pick might be coming from.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: He didn't glug earlier, so he has to do it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: Why not, man?
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: I'll ride with the bison. First game, moving up a
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: level to FBS. They're going to want to make a statement.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: Fargo Dome is a tough place to play. I'll take
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: North Dakota State to cover. They are minus seven. I'll
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: take them minus seven against Jacksonville State.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Is that what it's called, the Fargo Dome? Jacksonville State's good.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: It's in Fargo, North Carolina. I mean, North Dakota.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: It's called the Fargo Dome. Tough place to play. But
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: North Dakota State will be fired up for that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Great movie.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: So what's left for me, I'm going to take UNLV
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: at home versus Memphis.
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Minus four and a half. UNLV, the Fighting Dan Mullins,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: they have their coach back. Memphis does not. Their coach
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: is now in Arkansas coaching the Razorbacks. So there's going
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to be a little bit of a start over process
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: for Memphis.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: So we're going to go UNLV.
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: I feel really strong about this parlay.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what happened last year on
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: our first parlay.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say it.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: I love the UNLV pick.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: That's the pick of the day.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: I didn't pick it because I heard you say it earlier,
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: and I was like, I'm not taking Jake's pick.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: That's a good pick.
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: This is my financial advice. We're not guaranteeing anything, so
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: bet at your own risk.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: That's what it's going to be. It's called the mortgage.
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: I considered taking New Mexico State. I don't know if
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: Florida State can beat anyone by 31.5, but.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: I stayed away from it. And just open is in general,
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: unless they play in– LSU in the past. Florida State.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, they took down Alabama last year.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they did.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: That's right. That's right. I know you remember when Haynes. Man, look, bro.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I can't say enough about Haynes King.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: You're in the right place. This is so funny.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: When I talk about Haynes King, bro, because I just
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: knew it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: He went to the Superior East Texas High School. Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I got him.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: But you're in a safe place to talk about Haines game.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: You are. All right, real quick, to recap, TCU minus 8.5,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: UNLV minus 4.5, NC State plus 4, Hawaii plus 4,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and North Dakota State minus 7. That is the pontoon parlay. Dev,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: let's give him a round of applause in studio.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: Respect your body here.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Respect your body here.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: Respect your body.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Go get it at Abita. Dev, we appreciate it, brother.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Pleasure, Anon.
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: A great time.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I will see you on Monday.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: USA.
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  Speaker 4: USA.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Off the bench.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 46:35
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