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- 0:00Speaker 1: Act one of The Blunderer or the counterplots by Moliere.
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- 0:13Speaker 1: visit LibriVox dot org. In the third volume of the
- 0:18Speaker 1: Select Comedies of Monsieur de Moliere, London, seventeen thirty two,
- 0:22Speaker 1: The Blunderer is dedicated to the Right Honorable Philip Earl
- 0:25Speaker 1: of Chesterfield in the following words, my Lord, The translation
- 0:30Speaker 1: of Les tourdi which, in company with the original throws
- 0:34Speaker 1: itself at your Lordship's feet, is a part of a
- 0:36Speaker 1: design formed by some gentlemen of exhibiting to the public
- 0:40Speaker 1: a select collection of Moliere's plays in French and English.
- 0:45Speaker 1: This author, my lord, was truly a genius, caressed by
- 0:48Speaker 1: the greatest men of his own time, and honored with
- 0:50Speaker 1: the patronage of princes. When the translator therefore of this
- 0:54Speaker 1: piece was to introduce him in an English dress in justice,
- 0:57Speaker 1: he owed him an English patron and was readily determined
- 1:00Speaker 1: to your Lordship, whom all the world allows to be
- 1:02Speaker 1: a genius of the first rank. But he is too
- 1:05Speaker 1: sensible of the beauties of his author, and the refined taste,
- 1:08Speaker 1: your Lordship is universally known to have in polite literature
- 1:12Speaker 1: to plead anything but your candor and goodness for your
- 1:15Speaker 1: acceptance of this performance. He persuades himself that your Lordship,
- 1:19Speaker 1: who best knows how difficult it is to speak like Moliere,
- 1:22Speaker 1: even when we have his sentiments to inspire us, will
- 1:25Speaker 1: be readiest to forgive the imperfections of this attempt. He
- 1:29Speaker 1: is the rather encouraged, my Lord, to hope for a
- 1:31Speaker 1: candid reception from your Lordship, on account of the usefulness
- 1:34Speaker 1: of this design, which he flatters himself, will have your approbation.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Tis to spirit. Greater numbers of our countrymen to read
- 1:41Speaker 1: this author, who would otherwise not have attempted it, or
- 1:44Speaker 1: being foiled in their attempts, would throw him by in despair.
- 1:48Speaker 1: And however generally the French language may be read or
- 1:51Speaker 1: spoke in England, there will be still very great numbers
- 1:54Speaker 1: even of those who are said to understand French, who
- 1:57Speaker 1: to master this comic writer will want the help the translation.
- 2:01Speaker 1: And glad would the publishers of this work be to
- 2:03Speaker 1: guide the feebler steps of some such persons, not only
- 2:06Speaker 1: till they should want no translation, but till some of
- 2:09Speaker 1: them should be able to make much better than the
- 2:11Speaker 1: present the great advantage of understanding Moliere. Your lordship best
- 2:15Speaker 1: knows what is it, but almost to understand mankind. He
- 2:19Speaker 1: has shown such a compass of knowledge in human nature
- 2:22Speaker 1: as scarce to leave it in the power of succeeding
- 2:24Speaker 1: writers in comedy to be originals. Whence it has in
- 2:28Speaker 1: fact appeared that they who since his time have most
- 2:31Speaker 1: excelled in the comic way, have copied Moliere, and therein
- 2:34Speaker 1: were sure of copying nature. In this author, my Lord,
- 2:38Speaker 1: our youth will find the strongest sense, the purest moral,
- 2:42Speaker 1: and the keenest satire, accompanied with the utmost politeness, so
- 2:46Speaker 1: that our countrymen may take a French polish without danger
- 2:49Speaker 1: of commencing thoughts and apes, as they sometimes do, by
- 2:52Speaker 1: an affectation of the dress and manners of that people.
- 2:55Speaker 1: For no man has better portrayed, or in a finer
- 2:58Speaker 1: manner exposed fopperies of all kind, than this our author
- 3:01Speaker 1: has in one or other of his pieces. And now
- 3:05Speaker 1: tis not doubted, my lord. But your lordship is under
- 3:08Speaker 1: some apprehensions, and the reader under some expectation, that the
- 3:12Speaker 1: translator should attempt your character in right of a dedicator,
- 3:15Speaker 1: as a refined wit and consummate statesman. But my Lord,
- 3:19Speaker 1: speaking the truth to a person of your Lordship's accomplishments
- 3:22Speaker 1: would have the appearance of flattery, especially to those who
- 3:25Speaker 1: have not the honor of knowing you, and those who
- 3:28Speaker 1: have conceive greater ideas of you than the translator will
- 3:31Speaker 1: pretend to express. Permit him, then, my Lord, to crave
- 3:34Speaker 1: your Lordship's acceptance of this peace, which appears to you
- 3:38Speaker 1: with a fair and correct copy of the original, but
- 3:40Speaker 1: with a translation which can be of no manner of
- 3:43Speaker 1: consequence to your Lordship, only as it may be of
- 3:45Speaker 1: consequence to those who would understand moliere if they could.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Your Lordship's countenance to recommend it to such will infinitely
- 3:53Speaker 1: oblige my Lord, your Lordship's most devoted and most obedient,
- 3:57Speaker 1: humble servant, the translator. Gematis persone Lilia.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Son de Pandolphus read by Leanna Leander.
- 4:08Speaker 3: A young Gentleman of good birth read by Thomas Peter Anselmo.
- 4:15Speaker 4: An old Man read by.
- 4:17Speaker 5: Sonya Pandulphus An old Man read by Nima.
- 4:25Speaker 6: Trufalden. An old Man read by Tod Andreas.
- 4:32Speaker 7: A supposed Gipsy read by Son.
- 4:36Speaker 8: Of the Exiles, masqueryl Servant to Lelio read by Larry Wilson.
- 4:44Speaker 9: Ergast a Servant read by Allan Lapstone.
- 4:51Speaker 6: A Messenger read by James Curin.
- 4:55Speaker 10: Celia slave to Turrufaldin read by T. J.
- 4:59Speaker 11: Burr, Hepaalete, daughter to Anneselmo, read by Eva Davis.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Stage directions read by Devora Ellen. Scene Messina, The Blunderer
- 5:14Speaker 1: or the Counterplats Act one, Scene one Lilio alone very.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Well, Leander, very well, We must quarrel. Then we shall
- 5:26Speaker 2: see which of us two will gain the day, and which,
- 5:29Speaker 2: in our mutual pursuit after this young miracle of beauty
- 5:33Speaker 2: will thwart the most his rivals addresses. Do whatever you can,
- 5:37Speaker 2: defend yourself well, for depend upon it. On my side,
- 5:42Speaker 2: no pain shall be spared.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Scene two, Lilio masceriel.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Ah, masquerel.
- 5:51Speaker 8: What's the batter?
- 5:53Speaker 2: A great deal? As the matter everything crosses my love.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Leander is enamored of Celia. The fates of wilded that
- 6:01Speaker 2: though I've changed the object of my passion, he still
- 6:04Speaker 2: remains my rival.
- 6:06Speaker 8: Leander and Hambert of Celia.
- 6:09Speaker 2: He adores her.
- 6:10Speaker 12: I tell you so, much the worse.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Yes, so much the worse, and that's what annoys me. However,
- 6:18Speaker 2: I should be wrong to despair, for since you aid me,
- 6:21Speaker 2: I ought to take courage. I know that your mind
- 6:24Speaker 2: can plan many intrigues and never find anything too difficult.
- 6:28Speaker 2: That you should be called the prince of servants, and
- 6:31Speaker 2: that throughout the whole world.
- 6:33Speaker 8: A truth to these compliments. When people have need of us,
- 6:37Speaker 8: poor servants, we are darlings and incarmparable creatures. But at
- 6:43Speaker 8: other times, at the least fit of anger, we are scoundrels,
- 6:47Speaker 8: and not to be soundly thrashed.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Nay, upon my word, you roll me by this remark.
- 6:53Speaker 2: But let us talk a little about the captive. Tell
- 6:56Speaker 2: me is there a heart so cruel, so unfeeling, as
- 7:01Speaker 2: to be proof against such charming features? For my part,
- 7:05Speaker 2: in her conversation, as well as in her countenance, I
- 7:08Speaker 2: see evidence of her noble birth. I believe that Heaven
- 7:12Speaker 2: has concealed a lofty origin beneath such a lowly station.
- 7:17Speaker 8: You are very romantic with all your fancies. But what
- 7:21Speaker 8: will Pandolphus do in this case? He is your father,
- 7:25Speaker 8: at least, he says, so you know very well that
- 7:29Speaker 8: his bile is pretty often stirred up that he can
- 7:32Speaker 8: rage against you. Finally, when your behavior offends him, he
- 7:35Speaker 8: is now entreaty with Anselmo about your marriage with his
- 7:38Speaker 8: daughter Hippolyta, imagining that it is married alone that mayhap
- 7:43Speaker 8: can steady you. Now should he discover that you eject
- 7:47Speaker 8: his choice and that you entertain a passion for a
- 7:51Speaker 8: person nobody knows anything about that, the fatal power of
- 7:55Speaker 8: this foolish love causes you to forget your duty and
- 7:58Speaker 8: disobey him.
- 8:00Speaker 9: Ah.
- 8:00Speaker 8: Heaven knows what a storm will then burst forth, and
- 8:03Speaker 8: what fine lectures you will be treated to.
- 8:07Speaker 2: A truth I pray to your rhetoric.
- 8:10Speaker 8: Rather a truce to your manner of loving. It is
- 8:13Speaker 8: none of the best, and you ought to endeavor.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Don't you know that nothing is gained by making me angry?
- 8:21Speaker 2: The remonstrances are badly rewarded by me, And as a
- 8:24Speaker 2: servant who counsels me acts against his own interests.
- 8:27Speaker 8: Ah, he is in a passion.
- 8:29Speaker 9: Now.
- 8:30Speaker 8: All that I said was but in jest, And to
- 8:33Speaker 8: try you do I look so very much like a
- 8:36Speaker 8: censer and is masquerrel an enemy to pleasure. You know
- 8:41Speaker 8: the contrary, and that it is only to certain people
- 8:45Speaker 8: can tax me without nothing but being too good natured.
- 8:49Speaker 8: Laugh at the preachings of an old gray beard of
- 8:52Speaker 8: a father. Go on, I tell you, and mind them
- 8:55Speaker 8: not upon my word. I am of opinion that these old,
- 8:59Speaker 8: defeat grumpyed libertines come to stupefy us with their silly
- 9:03Speaker 8: stories and being virtuous out of necessity, hope through sheer envy,
- 9:08Speaker 8: to deprive young people of all the pleasures of life.
- 9:12Speaker 8: You know my talents. I am at your service.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Now this is talking in a manner alike. Moreover, when
- 9:21Speaker 2: I first declared my passion, it was not ill received
- 9:24Speaker 2: by the lovely object who inspired it. But just now
- 9:28Speaker 2: Leander has declared to me that he is preparing to
- 9:30Speaker 2: deprive me of Celia. Therefore, let us make haste ransack
- 9:35Speaker 2: your brain for the speediest means to secure me possession
- 9:38Speaker 2: of her plan. Any tricks, stratagems, roguery's inventions to frustrate
- 9:43Speaker 2: my rival's pretensions.
- 9:45Speaker 8: Let me think upon this matter, What can I invent
- 9:49Speaker 8: upon this urge indication?
- 9:51Speaker 2: Well, the stratagem?
- 9:53Speaker 8: What a hurry you are in? My brain must always
- 9:56Speaker 8: move slowly. I have found what you want. You must no, no, no,
- 10:02Speaker 8: that's not it. But if you could go whether no,
- 10:07Speaker 8: that's a flimsy trick. I thought that what is it?
- 10:11Speaker 8: That will not do either? But could you not?
- 10:14Speaker 2: Can I not?
- 10:14Speaker 13: What?
- 10:16Speaker 8: No? You could not do anything? Speak to Anselmo?
- 10:21Speaker 2: And what can I say to him?
- 10:23Speaker 8: That is true? That would be falling out of the
- 10:27Speaker 8: frying pan into the fire. Something must be done, however,
- 10:31Speaker 8: go to Trufaldin, what to do?
- 10:34Speaker 2: I don't know that sounds this is too much. You
- 10:39Speaker 2: drive me mad with this idol talk.
- 10:42Speaker 8: Sir, If you could lay your hand on plenty of pistoles,
- 10:46Speaker 8: we should have no need now to think of and
- 10:49Speaker 8: try to find out what means we must employ encompassing
- 10:53Speaker 8: our wishes, we might, by purchasing this slave quickly prevent
- 10:58Speaker 8: your rival from foresalling and you. Trufalden, who takes charge
- 11:02Speaker 8: of her, is rather uneasy about these gypsies who placed
- 11:07Speaker 8: her with him. If he could get back his money,
- 11:11Speaker 8: which they have made him wait for too long, I
- 11:14Speaker 8: am quite sure he would be delighted to sell her,
- 11:17Speaker 8: for he always lived like the verius curmudgeon. He would
- 11:21Speaker 8: allow himself to be whipped for the smallest coin in
- 11:23Speaker 8: the realm. Money is the god he worships above everything.
- 11:29Speaker 8: But the worst of it is that, what is the
- 11:31Speaker 8: worst of it that your father is just as covetous,
- 11:35Speaker 8: an old hunk who does not allow you to handle
- 11:39Speaker 8: his ducats as you would like. But there is no
- 11:42Speaker 8: way by which we could now open ever so small
- 11:45Speaker 8: a purse in order to help you. But let us
- 11:48Speaker 8: endeavor to speak to Celia for a moment to know
- 11:51Speaker 8: what she thinks about this affair. This is her window.
- 11:56Speaker 2: But Truefalden watches a closely night and day.
- 11:59Speaker 8: Take care, let us keep quiet in this corner. Ah ah,
- 12:03Speaker 8: what luck eh? Here she is coming just in the
- 12:06Speaker 8: nick of time.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Scene three, Celia Lilio Mascarille.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Ah, madam, what obligations do I own to Heaven for
- 12:18Speaker 2: allowing me to behold those celestial charms? You are blessed
- 12:21Speaker 2: with whatever sufferings your eyes may have caused me. I
- 12:25Speaker 2: cannot but take delight in gazing on them in this place.
- 12:29Speaker 10: My heart, which has good reason to be astonished at
- 12:33Speaker 10: your speech, does not wish my eyes to injure any one.
- 12:37Speaker 10: If they have offended you in anything, I can assure
- 12:40Speaker 10: you I did not intend it.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Oh, No, their glances are too pleasing to do me
- 12:45Speaker 2: an injury. I counted my chief glory to cherish the
- 12:49Speaker 2: wounds they give me, And you.
- 12:51Speaker 8: Are soaring rather too high. This style is by no
- 12:55Speaker 8: means what we want. Now, let us make better use
- 12:58Speaker 8: of our time. Know of her quickly?
- 13:01Speaker 1: What Trifalden within Celia Mascariel to Lilio.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Well, what do you think now, oh cruel mischance, What
- 13:13Speaker 2: business has this wretched old around? Interrupt us?
- 13:16Speaker 8: Go withdraw, I'll find something to say to him.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Scene four trifaldin Celia, Mascariel and Lilio in a corner.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Trifalden to Celia, what.
- 13:30Speaker 6: Are you doing out of doors? And what induces you
- 13:35Speaker 6: to go out? You whom I have forbidden to speak
- 13:39Speaker 6: to anyone.
- 13:40Speaker 10: I was formerly acquainted with this respectable young man. You
- 13:44Speaker 10: have no occasion to be suspicious of him?
- 13:47Speaker 8: Is this signor true? Walden?
- 13:50Speaker 10: Yes, it is himself, sir.
- 13:54Speaker 8: I am holy yours. It gives me extreme pleasure to
- 13:57Speaker 8: have this opportunity a pay my most humble respects to
- 14:01Speaker 8: a gentleman who is everywhere so highly spoken of.
- 14:05Speaker 6: Your most humble servant.
- 14:08Speaker 8: Perhaps I am troublesome, but I have been acquainted with
- 14:12Speaker 8: this young woman elsewhere, and as I heard about the
- 14:15Speaker 8: great skill she has in predicting the future, I wish
- 14:19Speaker 8: to consult her about a certain affair.
- 14:22Speaker 10: What do you dabble in the black art, No, sir,
- 14:27Speaker 10: my skill lies entirely in the white.
- 14:30Speaker 8: The case is this. The master whom I serve languishes
- 14:34Speaker 8: for a fair lady who has captivated him. He would
- 14:37Speaker 8: gladly disclose the passion which burns within him to the
- 14:41Speaker 8: beatiest object whom he adores. But a dragon that guards
- 14:45Speaker 8: this rare treasure, in spite of all his attempts, has
- 14:49Speaker 8: hitherto prevented him. And what torments him still more and
- 14:53Speaker 8: makes him miserable, is that he has just discovered a
- 14:56Speaker 8: formidable rival. So that I have come to consult to
- 15:00Speaker 8: know whether his love is likely to meet with any success.
- 15:04Speaker 8: Be well assured that from your mouth I may learn
- 15:07Speaker 8: truly the secret which concerns us.
- 15:10Speaker 10: Under What planet? Was your master born.
- 15:12Speaker 8: Under the planet which never alters his love?
- 15:15Speaker 10: Without asking you to name the object, he sighs, for
- 15:19Speaker 10: the science which I possess gives me sufficient information. This
- 15:23Speaker 10: young woman is high spirited and knows how to preserve
- 15:27Speaker 10: a noble pride in the midst of adversity. She is
- 15:31Speaker 10: not inclined to declare too freely the secret sentiments of
- 15:35Speaker 10: her heart. But I know them as well as herself,
- 15:38Speaker 10: and am going with a more composed mind to unfold
- 15:42Speaker 10: them all to you in a few words.
- 15:45Speaker 8: Oh, wonderful power of magic virtue.
- 15:49Speaker 10: If your master is really constant in his affections, and
- 15:52Speaker 10: if virtue alone prompts him, let him be under no
- 15:55Speaker 10: apprehension of sighing in vain. He has reason to hope
- 16:00Speaker 10: the fortress he wishes to take is not averse to capitulation,
- 16:04Speaker 10: but rather inclined to surrender.
- 16:07Speaker 8: That's something. But then the fortress depends upon a governor
- 16:11Speaker 8: whom it is hard to gain over.
- 16:13Speaker 10: There lies the difficulty.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Mascariel aside, looking at Lilio, the deuce.
- 16:20Speaker 8: Takes this troublesome fellow who is always watching us.
- 16:24Speaker 10: I am going to teach you what you ought to.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Do, Lilio joining them, mister Trefaldon, give yourself no farther uneasiness.
- 16:34Speaker 2: It was purely in obedience to my orders that this
- 16:36Speaker 2: trusty servant came to visit you. I dispatched him to
- 16:39Speaker 2: offer you my services, and to speak to you concerning
- 16:42Speaker 2: this young lady. He's libacy I am willing to purchase
- 16:45Speaker 2: before long, provided we two can agree about the terms.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Mascariel aside plague.
- 16:52Speaker 8: Take the ass.
- 16:54Speaker 6: Oh, which of the two am I to believe this
- 16:59Speaker 6: story contray Dick's? The former? Very much?
- 17:02Speaker 8: Sir. This gentleman is a little bit wrong in the
- 17:06Speaker 8: upper store. Did you not know it?
- 17:10Speaker 6: I know what I know, and begin to smell a rat.
- 17:15Speaker 6: Ce Celia, get you in and never take such a
- 17:19Speaker 6: liberty again. As for you two arrogant rogues, or I
- 17:24Speaker 6: am much mistaken. If you wish to deceive me again,
- 17:29Speaker 6: let your stories be a little more in harmony.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Scene five, Lilio Mascarille, he is quite.
- 17:39Speaker 8: Right to speak plainly. I wish he had given us
- 17:43Speaker 8: both a sound cudgeling. What was the good of showing
- 17:46Speaker 8: yourself and like a blunderer coming and giving the lie
- 17:49Speaker 8: to all that I had been saying. I thought I
- 17:52Speaker 8: did right, to be sure, but this actual not not
- 17:56Speaker 8: to surprise me. You possess so many counterplots that your
- 18:01Speaker 8: freaks no longer astonish anybody.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Good heavens, how I am stored it for nothing is
- 18:08Speaker 2: the harm so great that it cannot be remedied. However,
- 18:12Speaker 2: if you cannot place Celia in my hands, you may
- 18:14Speaker 2: at least contry to frustrate all the ander schemes so
- 18:18Speaker 2: that he cannot purchase this fair one before me. But
- 18:21Speaker 2: lest my present should be further mischievous, I'll leave you
- 18:25Speaker 2: Mascariel alone very well.
- 18:29Speaker 8: So say the truth. Money would be a surance, staunch
- 18:32Speaker 8: agent in our cause. But as this meanspring is lacking,
- 18:36Speaker 8: we must employ some other means.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Scene six, and Selmo Mascariel.
- 18:46Speaker 4: Upon my word, this is a strange age we live in.
- 18:52Speaker 4: I am ashamed of it. There was never such a
- 18:55Speaker 4: fondness for money, and never so much difficulty in getting
- 19:00Speaker 4: one's own, notwithstanding all the care a person may take
- 19:06Speaker 4: that nowadays are like children, be got with pleasure but
- 19:12Speaker 4: brought forth with pain. It is pleasant for money to
- 19:17Speaker 4: come into our purse, but when the time comes that
- 19:21Speaker 4: we have to give it back, then the pangs of
- 19:25Speaker 4: labor sees us. Enough of this. It is no trifle
- 19:30Speaker 4: to receive at last two thousand francs, which have been
- 19:34Speaker 4: owing upwards of two years.
- 19:37Speaker 1: What luck, Mascarille aside.
- 19:41Speaker 8: Good heavens, What fine game to shoot fly. Just let
- 19:46Speaker 8: me see if I cannot wheedle him a little. I
- 19:49Speaker 8: know what.
- 19:49Speaker 12: Speeches to soothe him, joining him unsemble.
- 19:54Speaker 8: I have just seen who pretty your marina?
- 20:00Speaker 4: Ah? What does the cruel fair one say about me?
- 20:07Speaker 8: Say that she is passionately fond of you?
- 20:11Speaker 4: Is she?
- 20:13Speaker 8: She loves you so that I very much pity her?
- 20:17Speaker 4: Oh? How happy you make me?
- 20:21Speaker 8: The poor thing is nearly dying with love. Oh, my
- 20:25Speaker 8: dearest Anselmo. She cries every minute? When shall marriage unite
- 20:29Speaker 8: our two hearts? When will you vouchsafe to extinguish my flames?
- 20:35Speaker 4: But why has she hitherto concealed this from me? Girls
- 20:41Speaker 4: in troth a great dissemblers, Mascarie, what do you say, really?
- 20:48Speaker 4: Though in years yet I look still well enough to
- 20:52Speaker 4: please the eye?
- 20:54Speaker 8: Yes, truly, that face of yours is still very passable.
- 20:57Speaker 8: If it is not of the handsomest in the world,
- 21:00Speaker 8: it is very agreeable.
- 21:03Speaker 1: So that mascariel endeavoring to take the purse, so that.
- 21:09Speaker 8: She dotes on you and regard you no longer. What
- 21:13Speaker 8: but as a husband and fully intense.
- 21:17Speaker 4: And fully intense and.
- 21:21Speaker 8: Fully intense, whatever may happen to steal your purse.
- 21:28Speaker 1: To steal mascariel taking the purse and letting it fall
- 21:32Speaker 1: to the ground to steal a kiss from your mouth.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Ah, I understand you come hither. The next time you
- 21:43Speaker 4: see her, be sure to say as many fine things
- 21:47Speaker 4: of me as possible.
- 21:49Speaker 8: Let me alone.
- 21:50Speaker 4: Farewell.
- 21:52Speaker 8: May Heaven guide.
- 21:53Speaker 1: You Andselmo returning hold, I really should have committed a
- 21:59Speaker 1: strange piece of folly, and you might justly have accused
- 22:03Speaker 1: me of neglect.
- 22:05Speaker 4: I engage you to assist me in serving my passion.
- 22:10Speaker 4: You bring good tidings, and I do not give you
- 22:14Speaker 4: the smallest present to reward your zeal. Here, be sure
- 22:20Speaker 4: to remember, oh, pray, don't permit me.
- 22:26Speaker 8: I won't. Indeed, I do not act thus for the
- 22:29Speaker 8: sake of money.
- 22:30Speaker 4: I know you do not.
- 22:33Speaker 8: But however, no, Anselma, I will not. I am a
- 22:39Speaker 8: man of honor. This offends me.
- 22:43Speaker 4: Farewell, then, Musquerie.
- 22:46Speaker 12: Ah, how long rended he is, Anselmo coming back.
- 22:51Speaker 4: I wish you to carry a present to the fair
- 22:54Speaker 4: object of my desires. I will give you some money
- 22:59Speaker 4: to buy her rising or any other trifle as you
- 23:03Speaker 4: may think will please her most.
- 23:06Speaker 8: Now there is no need of your money without troubling yourself.
- 23:10Speaker 8: I will make her a present. A fashionable ring has
- 23:14Speaker 8: been left in my hands, which you may pay for afterwards.
- 23:17Speaker 8: If it fits her, be.
- 23:19Speaker 4: It so give it her in my name. But above all,
- 23:25Speaker 4: manage matters in such a manner that she may still
- 23:29Speaker 4: desire to make me her own.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Scene seven Lilio Anselmo Mascariel Lilio taking up the purse.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Whose passes this.
- 23:44Speaker 1: During the whole of the preceding scene, Mascaril has quietly
- 23:47Speaker 1: kicked the purse away so as to be out of
- 23:50Speaker 1: sight of Anselmo, intending to pick it up when the
- 23:52Speaker 1: latter has gone.
- 23:54Speaker 4: Oh heavens, I dropped it and might have afterwards believed
- 23:59Speaker 4: somebody had picked my pocket. I am very much obliged
- 24:04Speaker 4: to you for your kindness, which saves me a great
- 24:07Speaker 4: deal of vexation and restores me my money. I shall
- 24:12Speaker 4: go home this minute and get rid of it.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Scene eight Lilio Mascarille Old's death.
- 24:23Speaker 8: You have been very obliging, very much so.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Poor my word. If it had not been for me,
- 24:29Speaker 2: he would have lost his money.
- 24:31Speaker 8: Certainly you do wonders and show to day a most
- 24:34Speaker 8: exquisite judgment and supreme good fortune, we shall prosper greatly.
- 24:40Speaker 8: Go on as you have begun.
- 24:43Speaker 2: What is the matter now?
- 24:44Speaker 8: What have I done to speak plainly as you wish
- 24:47Speaker 8: me to do, and as I ought? You have acted
- 24:50Speaker 8: like a fool. You know very well that your father
- 24:54Speaker 8: leaves you without money, that a formidable arrival follows us closely.
- 25:00Speaker 8: Yet for all this, when to oblige you, I venture
- 25:03Speaker 8: on a trick of which I take all the shame
- 25:06Speaker 8: and danger upon myself. What was this, yes, nanny, it
- 25:12Speaker 8: was to release the captive that I was getting the money?
- 25:14Speaker 8: Whereof your officiousness took care to deprive us?
- 25:19Speaker 2: If that is the case, I am in the room.
- 25:22Speaker 2: But who could have imagined it?
- 25:24Speaker 8: It really required a great deal of discernment.
- 25:28Speaker 2: You should have made some signs to warn me of
- 25:30Speaker 2: what was going on.
- 25:32Speaker 8: Yes, indeed I ought to have eyes in my back.
- 25:36Speaker 8: By Jove, be quiet, Let us hear no more of
- 25:40Speaker 8: your nonsensical excuses another after all, this would perhaps abandon everything.
- 25:46Speaker 8: But I have planned just now a master stroke which
- 25:50Speaker 8: I will immediately put into execution, on condition that if.
- 25:54Speaker 2: No I promise you henceforth not to interfere, either in word.
- 25:58Speaker 8: Or deed, away, then the very sight of you, kindles
- 26:02Speaker 8: my wrath above all.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Don't delay ful fear that in this business.
- 26:07Speaker 8: Once more, I tell you begone, I will set about it.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Exit Lilio.
- 26:13Speaker 8: Let us manage this well. It will be the most
- 26:16Speaker 8: exquisite piece of roguery if it succeeds as I think
- 26:21Speaker 8: it must. We'll try. Oh, but here comes the very
- 26:25Speaker 8: man I want.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Scene nine Pandulphus Mascarille.
- 26:32Speaker 5: Mascaria, Sir, to tell you the truth, I'm very dissatisfied
- 26:38Speaker 5: with my.
- 26:39Speaker 8: Son, with my master. You are not the only one
- 26:43Speaker 8: who complains of him. His bad conduct, which has grown
- 26:46Speaker 8: unbearable in everything, puts me each moment out of patience.
- 26:52Speaker 5: I thought, however, you and he understood one another pretty well.
- 26:57Speaker 8: I believe it not, sir. I am always trying to
- 27:01Speaker 8: put him in mind of his duty. We are perpetually
- 27:04Speaker 8: at dagger's drawn. Just now we had a quarrel again
- 27:08Speaker 8: about his engagement with Hippolyta, which I find he is
- 27:11Speaker 8: very averse to. By a most disgraceful refusal, he violates
- 27:16Speaker 8: all the respect due to a father. A quarrel, yes,
- 27:20Speaker 8: a quarrel, and a desperate one too.
- 27:24Speaker 5: I was very much deceived then, for I thought you
- 27:28Speaker 5: supported him in all he did.
- 27:30Speaker 8: I see what this world has come to. How is
- 27:35Speaker 8: innocent always oppressed? If you knew but my integrity, you
- 27:40Speaker 8: would give me the additional salary of a tutor, whereas
- 27:43Speaker 8: I am only paid as his servant. Yes, you yourself could
- 27:47Speaker 8: not say more to him than I do in order
- 27:50Speaker 8: to make him behave better quackerness sake, sir, I say
- 27:54Speaker 8: to him very often, cease to be driven hither and
- 27:56Speaker 8: thither by every wind that blows reform. Look what a
- 28:00Speaker 8: worthy father Heaven has given you, What a reputation he
- 28:04Speaker 8: has forbear to stab him thus to the heart, and
- 28:08Speaker 8: live as he does as a man of honor.
- 28:12Speaker 5: That was well said. And what answer could he make
- 28:15Speaker 5: to this answer?
- 28:18Speaker 8: Why only nonsense, with which he almost dries me mad.
- 28:24Speaker 8: Not but that at the bottom of his heart he
- 28:27Speaker 8: retains those principles of honor which he derives from you.
- 28:31Speaker 8: But reason at present does not sway him. If I
- 28:35Speaker 8: might be allowed to speak freely, you should soon see
- 28:38Speaker 8: him submissive without much trouble.
- 28:41Speaker 5: Speak out.
- 28:43Speaker 8: It is a secret which would have serious consequences for
- 28:45Speaker 8: me should it be discovered. But I am quite sure
- 28:49Speaker 8: I can confide it to your prudence. You are right,
- 28:53Speaker 8: know then that your wishes are sacrificed to the love
- 28:57Speaker 8: your son has for certain slave.
- 29:00Speaker 5: I've been told so before, but to hear it from
- 29:02Speaker 5: your mouth pleases me.
- 29:04Speaker 8: I leave you to judge whether I am his secret confidant.
- 29:08Speaker 5: I am truly glad of it.
- 29:11Speaker 8: However, do you wish to bring him back to his
- 29:14Speaker 8: duty without any public scandal? You must. I am in
- 29:19Speaker 8: perpetual fear lest anybody should surprise us. Should he learn
- 29:23Speaker 8: what I have told you, I should be a dead man.
- 29:27Speaker 8: You must, as I was saying, to break off this business,
- 29:30Speaker 8: secretly purchase this slave whom he so much idolizes, and
- 29:34Speaker 8: send her into another country. And Selmo is very intimate
- 29:38Speaker 8: with Trufaldin. Let him go and buy her for you
- 29:41Speaker 8: this very morning. Then if you put her into my hands,
- 29:45Speaker 8: I know some merchants, and promise to sell her for
- 29:48Speaker 8: the money she costs you, and to send her out
- 29:50Speaker 8: of the way in spite of your son, For if
- 29:53Speaker 8: you would have him disposed for matrimony, we must divert
- 29:57Speaker 8: this growing passion. Moreover, even if he were resolved to
- 30:01Speaker 8: wear the yoke you designed for him, Yet this other
- 30:04Speaker 8: girl might revive his foolish fancy and prejudice him anew
- 30:09Speaker 8: against matrimony.
- 30:11Speaker 5: Very well, argued, I like this advice much. Here comes
- 30:15Speaker 5: Anselmo go. I will do my utmost quickly to obtain
- 30:19Speaker 5: possession of this troublesome slave. When I will put her
- 30:23Speaker 5: into your hands to finish the rest, Mascariel alone, bravo.
- 30:29Speaker 8: I will go and tell my master of this long
- 30:32Speaker 8: live all knavery and knaves.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Also Scene ten, Hippolyta Mascariel a traitor?
- 30:43Speaker 11: Is it thus that you serve me? I overheard all,
- 30:47Speaker 11: and have myself been a witness of your treachery. Had
- 30:50Speaker 11: I not, could I have suspected this? You are an
- 30:54Speaker 11: errant rogue, and you have deceived me. You promise me,
- 30:57Speaker 11: you miscreant. And I expected that you would assist me
- 31:00Speaker 11: in my passion for Leander, that your skill and management
- 31:03Speaker 11: should find means to break off my match with Lilio,
- 31:06Speaker 11: that you would free me from my father's project. And
- 31:10Speaker 11: yet you are doing quite the contrary. But you will
- 31:14Speaker 11: find yourself mistaken. I know a sure method of breaking
- 31:17Speaker 11: off the purchase you have been urging Pandolphice to make,
- 31:20Speaker 11: and I will go immediately.
- 31:21Speaker 8: How impetuous you are. You fly into a passion in
- 31:24Speaker 8: a moment without inquiring whether you are right or wrong.
- 31:28Speaker 8: You fall foul of me. I am in the wrong,
- 31:31Speaker 8: and I ought to make your words true without finishing
- 31:34Speaker 8: what I began. Since you abused me so outrageously.
- 31:39Speaker 11: By what illusion do you think to dazzle my eyes? Traitor?
- 31:43Speaker 11: Can you deny what I've just now heard?
- 31:46Speaker 2: No?
- 31:46Speaker 8: But you must know that all this plotting was only
- 31:50Speaker 8: contrived to serve you. That this cunning device, which appeared
- 31:54Speaker 8: so sincere, tends to make both old men fall into
- 31:58Speaker 8: the snare. That all the pains I have taken for
- 32:01Speaker 8: getting Celia into my hands through their means, was to
- 32:04Speaker 8: secure her for Lalio, and to arrange matters so that Anselmo,
- 32:09Speaker 8: in the very height of passion, and finding himself disappointed
- 32:13Speaker 8: of his son in law, might make choice of Leander.
- 32:17Speaker 11: What this admirable scheme which has angered me so much
- 32:22Speaker 11: was all for my sake, mausquerie.
- 32:25Speaker 8: Yes, for your sake. But since I find my good
- 32:29Speaker 8: offices met with so bad a return, since I have
- 32:32Speaker 8: thus to bear your caprices, and as a reward for
- 32:36Speaker 8: my services, you come here with a haughty air and
- 32:39Speaker 8: call me knave, cur and cheat. I shall presently go
- 32:44Speaker 8: correct the mistake I had committed and undo what I
- 32:47Speaker 8: had undertaken to perform.
- 32:50Speaker 13: Hippolyta holding him, Nay, do not be so severe upon
- 32:54Speaker 13: me and forgive these outbursts of a sudden passion.
- 32:58Speaker 8: No, no, let me go. I have it yet in
- 33:01Speaker 8: my power to set aside the scheme which offends you
- 33:03Speaker 8: so much. Henceforth you shall have no occasion to complain
- 33:07Speaker 8: of my zeal. Yes, you shall have my master, I
- 33:12Speaker 8: promise you.
- 33:13Speaker 11: My good masquery. Be not in such a passion I
- 33:17Speaker 11: judged you ill. I was wrong.
- 33:19Speaker 13: I confess I was pulls out her purse.
- 33:22Speaker 11: But I intend to atone for my fault with this?
- 33:27Speaker 11: Could you find it in your heart to abandon me? Thus?
- 33:31Speaker 8: No, I cannot do what I will. But your impetuosity
- 33:36Speaker 8: was very shocking. Let me tell you that nothing offends
- 33:39Speaker 8: a noble mind so much as the smallest imputation upon
- 33:43Speaker 8: its honor.
- 33:44Speaker 11: It is true I treated you to some very harsh language.
- 33:48Speaker 11: But here are two Louis to heal your wounds.
- 33:51Speaker 8: Oh all, this is nothing. I am very sensitive on
- 33:55Speaker 8: this point, but my passion begins to cool a little.
- 33:59Speaker 8: Already we must bear with the failings of our friends.
- 34:04Speaker 11: Can you then bring about what I so earnestly wish for?
- 34:08Speaker 11: Do you believe your daring projects will be as favorable
- 34:10Speaker 11: to my passion as you imagine?
- 34:12Speaker 8: Do not make yourself uneasy on that account. I have
- 34:16Speaker 8: several irons in the fire, and though this stratagem should
- 34:20Speaker 8: fail us. What this cannot do another shall.
- 34:24Speaker 11: Depend upon it. Hippolyta will at least not be ungrateful.
- 34:29Speaker 8: It is not the hope of gain that makes me act.
- 34:32Speaker 11: Your master beckons and wishes to speak with you. I
- 34:35Speaker 11: wilieve you, but remember to do what you can for me.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Scene eleven, Lilio Mascarille.
- 34:45Speaker 2: What the de so you do here? You promised to
- 34:48Speaker 2: perform wonders, But I am sure your dilatory ways are unparalleled.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Had not my good Deenius inspired me, my happiness had
- 34:56Speaker 2: been already wholly overthrown. There was an end to my
- 34:59Speaker 2: good thought, my joy, I should have been a prey
- 35:03Speaker 2: to eternal grief. In short, had I not gone to
- 35:06Speaker 2: this place in the very nick of time, ann Selma
- 35:08Speaker 2: would have got possession of the captive, and I should
- 35:11Speaker 2: have been deprived of her. He was carrying her home.
- 35:14Speaker 2: But I parried the thrust, warded off the blow, and
- 35:17Speaker 2: so worked upon Trafalden's fears as to make him keep
- 35:20Speaker 2: the girl.
- 35:21Speaker 8: This is the third time. When we come to ten,
- 35:24Speaker 8: we will score. It was my contrivance, incorrigible scatter brains,
- 35:29Speaker 8: that Anselma undertook this desirable purchase. She should have been
- 35:33Speaker 8: placed into my own hands. But your cursed officiousness knocks
- 35:37Speaker 8: everything on the head again. Do you think I shall
- 35:40Speaker 8: still labor to serve your love? I would sooner a
- 35:44Speaker 8: hundred times become a fat old woman, adult, a cabbage,
- 35:48Speaker 8: a lantern, a werewolf, and that satan should twist your neck.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Lilio alone, I must take him to some tavern and
- 35:57Speaker 2: let him vent his passion on the bottles and glasses.
- 36:01Speaker 1: End of Act one, Act two of the Blunder or
- 36:10Speaker 1: the Counterplots by Moliere. This is a LibriVox recording. All
- 36:15Speaker 1: LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information
- 36:19Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. Act two,
- 36:25Speaker 1: Scene one, Lilio Mascarille, I have.
- 36:30Speaker 8: At length yielded to your desires, in spite of all
- 36:34Speaker 8: my protestations I could hold out no longer. I am
- 36:38Speaker 8: going to venture upon you dangers to promote your interest
- 36:42Speaker 8: which I intended to abandon. So tender hearted am I
- 36:47Speaker 8: If Dame Nature had made a girl of masquerrelle, I
- 36:51Speaker 8: leave you to guess what would have happened. However, after
- 36:55Speaker 8: this assurance, do not deal a backstroke to the project
- 36:58Speaker 8: I am about to undertake. Do not make a blunder
- 37:03Speaker 8: and frustrate my expectations. Then, as to Enselmo, we shall
- 37:08Speaker 8: and you present your excuses to him in order to
- 37:11Speaker 8: get what we desire. But should your imprudence burst forth
- 37:15Speaker 8: again hereafter, then you may bid farewell to all the
- 37:19Speaker 8: trouble I take for the object of your passion.
- 37:22Speaker 2: No, I shall be careful, I tell you, never fit
- 37:25Speaker 2: you shall see.
- 37:26Speaker 8: Well mind that you keep your word. I have planned
- 37:31Speaker 8: a bold stratagem for your sake. Your father is very
- 37:35Speaker 8: backward and satisfying all your wishes by his death. I
- 37:39Speaker 8: have just killed him. In words, I mean, I have
- 37:44Speaker 8: spread a report that the good man, being suddenly smitten
- 37:47Speaker 8: by a fit of apoplexy, has departed this life. But
- 37:51Speaker 8: first so that I might the better pretend he was dead,
- 37:54Speaker 8: I so managed that he went to his barn. I
- 37:58Speaker 8: had a person ready to come and tell him that
- 38:00Speaker 8: the workmen employed in his house accidentally discovered a treasure
- 38:05Speaker 8: in digging the foundations. He set out in an instant,
- 38:09Speaker 8: and as all his people except us too, have gone
- 38:12Speaker 8: with him into the country, I shall kill him to
- 38:15Speaker 8: day in everybody's imagination, and produce some image which I
- 38:21Speaker 8: shall bury under his name. I have already told you
- 38:25Speaker 8: what I wish you to do. Play out your part well,
- 38:29Speaker 8: and as to the character I have to keep up.
- 38:32Speaker 8: If you perceive that I miss one word of it,
- 38:35Speaker 8: tell me plainly, I am nothing but a fool.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Scene two Lilio alone.
- 38:42Speaker 2: It is true he has found out a strange way
- 38:46Speaker 2: to accomplish my wishes fully. But when we are very
- 38:49Speaker 2: much in love with a fair lady, what would we
- 38:51Speaker 2: not do to be made happy? If love is said
- 38:54Speaker 2: to be an excuse for a crime, it may well
- 38:57Speaker 2: serve for a slight piece of imposture which loves order
- 39:00Speaker 2: today compels me to comply with an expectation of the
- 39:03Speaker 2: happy consequences that may result from it. Bless me how
- 39:08Speaker 2: expeditious they are. I see them already talking together about it.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Let us prepare to act all.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Part Scene three, Mascarille and Slmo.
- 39:20Speaker 8: The news may well surprise you.
- 39:23Speaker 4: To die in such a manner.
- 39:26Speaker 8: He was certainly much to blame. I can never forgive
- 39:30Speaker 8: him for such a freak.
- 39:32Speaker 4: Not even to take time to be ill.
- 39:36Speaker 8: No, never was a man in such a hurry to die.
- 39:39Speaker 4: How do s Li'll behave?
- 39:42Speaker 8: He rains and has lost all command over his temper.
- 39:47Speaker 8: He has beaten himself till he is black and blue
- 39:49Speaker 8: in several places, and wishes to follow his father into
- 39:52Speaker 8: the grave in short, to make an end of this.
- 39:56Speaker 8: The excess of his grease has made me with the
- 39:59Speaker 8: utmost speed up the corpse in a shroud, for fear
- 40:02Speaker 8: the sight which fed his melancholy should tempt him to
- 40:05Speaker 8: commit some rash act.
- 40:07Speaker 4: No matter, you ought to have waited until evening. Besides,
- 40:12Speaker 4: I should have liked to see Pandolphus once more. He
- 40:17Speaker 4: who puts a shroud on a man too hastily very
- 40:21Speaker 4: often commits murder. For a man is frequently thought dead
- 40:26Speaker 4: when he only seems to be so.
- 40:30Speaker 8: I warned him, as dead as dead can be. But now,
- 40:34Speaker 8: to return to what we were talking about, lay Lah
- 40:37Speaker 8: has resolved, and it will do him good to give
- 40:41Speaker 8: his father a fine funeral, and to comfort the deceased
- 40:44Speaker 8: a little for his hard fate by pleasure of seeing
- 40:47Speaker 8: that we pay him such honors after his death. My
- 40:51Speaker 8: master inherits a goodly estate, but as he is only
- 40:55Speaker 8: a novice in business and does not see his way
- 40:57Speaker 8: clearly in his affairs, since the greater part of his
- 41:01Speaker 8: property lies in another part of the country, or what
- 41:05Speaker 8: he has here consists in paper, he would beg of you,
- 41:09Speaker 8: after having entreated you to excuse the too great violence
- 41:13Speaker 8: which he has shown of late, to lend him for
- 41:16Speaker 8: this last duty.
- 41:17Speaker 4: At least you have told me so already, and I
- 41:21Speaker 4: will go and see him Mascarville.
- 41:25Speaker 8: Alone hitherto at least everything goes on swimmingly. Let us
- 41:30Speaker 8: endeavor to make the rest answer as well, unlest we
- 41:33Speaker 8: should be wrecked in the very harbor. Let us steer
- 41:37Speaker 8: the ship carefully and keep a sharp lookout.
- 41:43Speaker 1: Scene four Anselmo Lilio Mascarville, Anselmo coming out of Pandofice's house.
- 41:52Speaker 4: Let us leave the house. I cannot without great sorrow
- 41:57Speaker 4: see him repped up in this strange manner. Alas in
- 42:03Speaker 4: so short a time he was alive.
- 42:06Speaker 8: This morning we go sometimes over a good deal of
- 42:10Speaker 8: gound in a short.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Time, Lilio weeping, Oh.
- 42:16Speaker 4: Dear Lirio, he was but a man, after all. Even
- 42:21Speaker 4: Rome can grant no dispensation from death. Oh, death smites
- 42:28Speaker 4: men without giving warning, and always has bad designs against them.
- 42:37Speaker 4: That merciless foe would not loosen one grip of his
- 42:41Speaker 4: murderous teeth. However we may entreat him, everybody must feel them.
- 42:49Speaker 8: Your preaching will all be in vain. This sorrow is
- 42:54Speaker 8: too deep rooted to be plucked up.
- 42:57Speaker 4: If notwithstanding all these arguments, you will not cast aside
- 43:02Speaker 4: your grief, at least, my dear Lilio, endeavor to moderate it.
- 43:08Speaker 8: He will not moderate it. I know his temper.
- 43:14Speaker 4: However, according to your servant's message, I have brought you
- 43:19Speaker 4: the money you want so that you might celebrate your
- 43:22Speaker 4: father's funeral obsequies.
- 43:28Speaker 8: How his grief increases at these words. It will kill
- 43:31Speaker 8: him to think of his misfortune.
- 43:35Speaker 4: I know you will find by the good Man's books
- 43:38Speaker 4: that I owe him a much larger sum. But even
- 43:42Speaker 4: if I should not owe anything, you could freely command
- 43:47Speaker 4: my purse. Here it is I am entirely at your service,
- 43:53Speaker 4: and will show.
- 43:54Speaker 1: It Lilio going away.
- 43:57Speaker 4: Oh, oh, full of grief is my master, Muscoree. I
- 44:04Speaker 4: think it right. He should give me some kind of
- 44:07Speaker 4: receipt under his hand. Oh, nothing in this world is certain.
- 44:14Speaker 8: Oh, oh, get him.
- 44:18Speaker 4: To sign me the receipt I require.
- 44:21Speaker 8: Oh, as, how can he comply with your desire in
- 44:25Speaker 8: the condition he now is. Give him but time to
- 44:29Speaker 8: get rid of his sorrow, and when his troubles abate
- 44:32Speaker 8: a little, I shall take care immediately to get you
- 44:36Speaker 8: your security, your servant, sir, my heart is over full
- 44:41Speaker 8: of grief, and I shall go to take my fall
- 44:44Speaker 8: that weeping with him.
- 44:46Speaker 12: Ahi, and so no alone.
- 44:50Speaker 4: Oh, the world is full of crosses. We meet with
- 44:56Speaker 4: them every day in different shapes, and never here.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Below Scene five Pandulphus and Pselma.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Oh, oh heavens, how I tremble. It is Pandolphus who
- 45:16Speaker 4: has returned to the earth. God grant nothing disturbed his repose.
- 45:23Speaker 4: How worn his face has grown since his death. Oh,
- 45:29Speaker 4: do not come any nearer. I beseech you. I very
- 45:33Speaker 4: much detest to Josel a ghost.
- 45:36Speaker 5: What can be the reason of this whimsical terror?
- 45:39Speaker 4: Keep your distance, and tell me what business brings you here.
- 45:44Speaker 4: If you have taken all this trouble to bid me farewell,
- 45:48Speaker 4: ye do me too much honor. I could really have
- 45:52Speaker 4: done very well without your accompliment. If your soul is
- 45:57Speaker 4: restless and stands in need of prayers, I promise you
- 46:02Speaker 4: shall have them, But do not frighten me. Upon the
- 46:06Speaker 4: word of a terrified man. I will immediately set prayers
- 46:10Speaker 4: going for you to your very heart's content. Oh dead worship,
- 46:16Speaker 4: please to go heaven. If now you disappear, we'll grant
- 46:21Speaker 4: you joy down there below, and health as well.
- 46:25Speaker 7: For many a year, in spite.
- 46:29Speaker 5: Of my indignation, I cannot help laughing.
- 46:33Speaker 4: It is strange, but you are very merry for a
- 46:38Speaker 4: dead man.
- 46:40Speaker 5: Is this a joke, pray tell me? Or is it
- 46:43Speaker 5: downright madness to treat a living man as if you
- 46:46Speaker 5: were dead?
- 46:47Speaker 4: Alas you must be dead? I myself just now saw you.
- 46:56Speaker 5: What could I die without knowing it?
- 47:00Speaker 4: As soon as Masquerie told me the news, I was
- 47:05Speaker 4: ready to die of grief.
- 47:07Speaker 5: But really, are you a sleeper awake? Don't you know me?
- 47:13Speaker 4: You are clothed in an aerial body which imitates your own.
- 47:18Speaker 4: But which may take another shape at any moment. I
- 47:23Speaker 4: am mightily afraid to see you swell up to the
- 47:27Speaker 4: size of a giant, and your countenance become frightfully distorted.
- 47:33Speaker 4: For the love of God, do not assume any hideous form.
- 47:38Speaker 4: You have scared me sufficiently for the nuns.
- 47:42Speaker 5: At any other time and summer, I should have considered
- 47:45Speaker 5: the simplicity which accompanies your creduly and excellent joke, and
- 47:50Speaker 5: I should have carried on the pleasant conceal a little longer.
- 47:54Speaker 5: But the story of my death, in the news of
- 47:57Speaker 5: the supposed treasure which I was told of the road
- 48:00Speaker 5: had not been found at all, raises in my mind
- 48:04Speaker 5: a strong suspicion that Mascariea is a rogue, and an
- 48:09Speaker 5: arrogant rogue who is proof against fear remorse, and who
- 48:13Speaker 5: invents extraordinary stratagems to compass his ends.
- 48:19Speaker 4: What am I tricked and made a fool off? Really,
- 48:24Speaker 4: this would be a compliment to my good sense. Let
- 48:28Speaker 4: me touch him and be satisfied. This is indeed the
- 48:34Speaker 4: very man, Oh what an ass I am. Pray do
- 48:40Speaker 4: not spread this story about, for they will ride a
- 48:44Speaker 4: farce about it and shame me forever. But Pandolphus helped
- 48:50Speaker 4: me to get the money back which I lent them
- 48:53Speaker 4: to bury you.
- 48:56Speaker 5: Money. Do you say, huh, oh, that is where the
- 49:00Speaker 5: shoe pinches. That is the secret of the whole affair.
- 49:05Speaker 5: So much the worse for you. For my part, I
- 49:09Speaker 5: shall not trouble myself about it, but will go and
- 49:12Speaker 5: lay in information against this mascaria, And if he can
- 49:15Speaker 5: be caught, he shall be hanged, whatever the cost may be.
- 49:20Speaker 1: And Selmo alone.
- 49:23Speaker 4: And I, like a ninny, believe a scoundrel, and must
- 49:29Speaker 4: in one day lose both my senses and my money.
- 49:34Speaker 4: Upon my word, it well becomes me to have these
- 49:38Speaker 4: gray hairs and to commit an act of folly so
- 49:41Speaker 4: readily without examining into the truth of the first story
- 49:45Speaker 4: I hear, but I see.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Scene six Lilio and Selmo.
- 49:54Speaker 2: Now with this master Ki, I can easily pay trefousand
- 49:58Speaker 2: a visit.
- 50:00Speaker 4: As far as I can see, your grief has subsided.
- 50:05Speaker 2: What do you say, No, it to never leave a
- 50:09Speaker 2: heart which shall ever cherish it daily.
- 50:12Speaker 4: I came back to tell you, frankly, of a mistake
- 50:16Speaker 4: I made in the money I gave you. Just now
- 50:20Speaker 4: amongst these Louis d'Or though they look very good, I
- 50:25Speaker 4: carelessly put some which I think are bad. I have
- 50:29Speaker 4: brought some money with me to change them. The intolerable
- 50:34Speaker 4: audacity of our coiners is grown to such a height
- 50:37Speaker 4: in this state that no one can receive any money
- 50:41Speaker 4: now without danger of his being imposed upon. It would
- 50:46Speaker 4: be doing good service to hang them all.
- 50:49Speaker 2: I am very much obliged to you for being willing
- 50:51Speaker 2: to take them back. But I saw none among them
- 50:54Speaker 2: that were bad, as I thought.
- 50:56Speaker 4: Let me see the money, let me see it, I
- 50:59Speaker 4: shall know them again.
- 51:02Speaker 7: Is this all?
- 51:03Speaker 2: Yes?
- 51:04Speaker 4: Ah, so much the better? Are you back again? My
- 51:10Speaker 4: dear money get into my pocket. As for you, my
- 51:16Speaker 4: gallant charper, you have no longer got a penny of it.
- 51:22Speaker 4: You kill people who are in good health, do you?
- 51:26Speaker 4: And what would you have done then with me, a
- 51:29Speaker 4: poor infirm father in law Upon my word, I was
- 51:34Speaker 4: going to get a nice addition to my family, a
- 51:37Speaker 4: most discreet son in law. Go go and hang yourself
- 51:44Speaker 4: for shame and vexation.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Lilio alone, I really must admit I have been bet
- 51:50Speaker 2: this time. What a surprise this is? How can you
- 51:54Speaker 2: discover destruction so soon?
- 51:58Speaker 1: Scene seven, Lilio mascar Real, What.
- 52:02Speaker 8: Do you were out. I have been hunting for you everywhere.
- 52:07Speaker 8: Well we have succeeded at last. I will give the
- 52:11Speaker 8: greatest rogue six trials to do the like. Come give
- 52:15Speaker 8: me the money that I may go and buy the slave.
- 52:18Speaker 8: Your rival will be very much astonished at this.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Oh, my dear boy, our luck has changed. Can you
- 52:25Speaker 2: imagine how ill fortune a serwed me?
- 52:28Speaker 8: What? What can it be?
- 52:31Speaker 2: Anselmo, having found out the trick, just now got back
- 52:34Speaker 2: every sou he lent us, pretending some of the gold
- 52:37Speaker 2: pieces were bad and that he was going to change them.
- 52:40Speaker 2: You do but joke, I suppose it is, but too
- 52:43Speaker 2: true in good earnest, In good earnest, I am very
- 52:48Speaker 2: much grieved about it. It would put you into a
- 52:50Speaker 2: furious passion, mease, sir.
- 52:54Speaker 8: A fool might, but not I anger hurts, and I
- 52:58Speaker 8: am going to take care of myself. Come what will
- 53:01Speaker 8: after all, whether Celia be captive or free, whether Leander
- 53:05Speaker 8: purchase her, or whether she remains where she is. I
- 53:09Speaker 8: do not care one's diver about it.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Ah, do not show such indifference, but be a little
- 53:16Speaker 2: more indulgent to my slight imprudence. Had this last misfortune
- 53:19Speaker 2: not happened, you would have confessed that I did wonders,
- 53:22Speaker 2: and that in this pretended decease I deceived everybody and
- 53:26Speaker 2: counterfeited grief so admirably that the most sharp sighted would
- 53:30Speaker 2: have been taken in.
- 53:32Speaker 8: Truly, you have great reason to boast.
- 53:34Speaker 2: Oh I am to blame, and I am willing to
- 53:37Speaker 2: acknowledge it. But if ever you care for my happiness,
- 53:40Speaker 2: repair this mishappen. Help me.
- 53:43Speaker 8: I kiss your hands.
- 53:44Speaker 2: I cannot spare the time masquerrel, my dear boy, No,
- 53:50Speaker 2: do mean his favor.
- 53:51Speaker 8: No, I will not.
- 53:54Speaker 2: If you are inflexible, I shall kill myself.
- 53:57Speaker 8: Do so you may.
- 54:00Speaker 2: Not to soften your hard heart. No, do you see
- 54:04Speaker 2: my sword ready drawn?
- 54:05Speaker 8: Yes?
- 54:07Speaker 2: I am going to stab myself.
- 54:09Speaker 8: Do just what you please.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Would you not regret to be the cause of my death?
- 54:13Speaker 8: No?
- 54:14Speaker 12: Farewell, mascaret, goodbye, Master Lilio.
- 54:18Speaker 8: What kill yourself? Quick? You are a long while about it?
- 54:22Speaker 2: Pull my word? You would like me to play the
- 54:25Speaker 2: fall and kill myself so that you might get hold
- 54:28Speaker 2: of my clothes.
- 54:29Speaker 8: I knew this was nothing better, as she am. Whatever
- 54:33Speaker 8: people may swear they will do, they are not so
- 54:36Speaker 8: hasty nowadays in killing themselves.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Scene eight Trifaldin, Leander, Lilio mascar Real Trifaldin, taking Leander
- 54:48Speaker 1: aside and whispering to him.
- 54:51Speaker 2: What do I see my rival and Trifalden together? He
- 54:55Speaker 2: is going to buy Celia. Oh, I tremble for fair.
- 55:00Speaker 8: There is no doubt that he will do all he can,
- 55:03Speaker 8: and if he has money, he can do all he will.
- 55:06Speaker 8: For my part, I am delighted. This is a just
- 55:10Speaker 8: reward for your blunders, your impatience.
- 55:14Speaker 2: What must I do? Advise me?
- 55:16Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 55:18Speaker 2: Stay, I will go and pick a.
- 55:20Speaker 12: Quarrel with him.
- 55:21Speaker 8: What good will that do?
- 55:23Speaker 2: What would you have me do to ward off this blow?
- 55:26Speaker 8: Well, I pardon you. I will yet cast an eye
- 55:30Speaker 8: of pity on you. Leave me to watch them. I
- 55:34Speaker 8: believe I shall discover what he intends to do by
- 55:36Speaker 8: fairer means.
- 55:38Speaker 1: Exit Lilo Trifalden to Leander when.
- 55:42Speaker 6: You send by, and by it shall be done.
- 55:47Speaker 8: I must trap him and become his confidant in order
- 55:50Speaker 8: to baffle his designs, the more.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Easily Leander alone.
- 55:55Speaker 3: Thanks to Heaven, my happiness is complete. I have found
- 55:59Speaker 3: the way to secure it, and fear nothing more whatever
- 56:03Speaker 3: my rival may henceforth, attempt. It is no longer in
- 56:06Speaker 3: his power to do me any harm.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Scene nine Leander Mascarille.
- 56:14Speaker 14: Oh oh oh, murder, Hell, they're killing me? Oh oh oh, oh,
- 56:23Speaker 14: traitor barbarian?
- 56:26Speaker 3: Whence comes that noise? What is the matter? What are
- 56:30Speaker 3: they doing to you?
- 56:32Speaker 8: He has just given me two hundred blows with a cudgel.
- 56:36Speaker 8: Who lately? Oh?
- 56:39Speaker 3: And for what reason?
- 56:40Speaker 8: For a mere trifle? He has turned me away and
- 56:43Speaker 8: meets me most unmercifully.
- 56:46Speaker 3: He is really much to blame.
- 56:49Speaker 8: But I swear, if ever it lies by power, I
- 56:53Speaker 8: will be revenged on him. I will let you know,
- 56:57Speaker 8: mister Thrasher, with a vengeance, that people's bones are not
- 57:02Speaker 8: to be broken for nothing. Though I but a servant,
- 57:07Speaker 8: yet I am a man of honor, after having been
- 57:10Speaker 8: in your service for four years. You shall not pay
- 57:13Speaker 8: me with a switch, nor affront me in so sensible
- 57:17Speaker 8: a part as my shoulders. I tell you once more,
- 57:22Speaker 8: I shall find a way to be revenged. You are
- 57:26Speaker 8: in love with a certain slave. You would fain induce
- 57:30Speaker 8: me to get her for you, But I will manage
- 57:33Speaker 8: matters so that somebody else shall carry her off the
- 57:37Speaker 8: deuce take me if I.
- 57:38Speaker 3: Don't hear me, Masquerille, and moderate your passion. I always
- 57:44Speaker 3: liked you, and often wish that a young fellow, faithful
- 57:48Speaker 3: and clever like you might one day or rather take
- 57:51Speaker 3: a fancy to end to my service. In a word,
- 57:54Speaker 3: if you think my offer worthy of acceptance, and if
- 57:57Speaker 3: you have a mind to serve me from the moment,
- 58:01Speaker 3: I engage.
- 58:01Speaker 8: You with all my heart, sir, and so much the rather,
- 58:06Speaker 8: because good fortune and serving you offers me an opportunity
- 58:11Speaker 8: of being revenged, and because in my endeavors to please you,
- 58:17Speaker 8: I shall at the same time punish that wretch, and
- 58:21Speaker 8: a word, by my dexterity, I hope to get Celia.
- 58:25Speaker 3: For my love has provided already for that smitten by
- 58:30Speaker 3: a faultless fair one. I have just now bought her
- 58:33Speaker 3: for less than of value.
- 58:35Speaker 8: What Celia belongs to you, then you.
- 58:40Speaker 3: Should see her this minute if I were the master
- 58:42Speaker 3: of my own actions. But alas it is my father
- 58:46Speaker 3: who is so, since he is resolved, so I understand
- 58:50Speaker 3: by a letter brought me to make me marry Hippolyta,
- 58:54Speaker 3: I would not have this affair come to his knowledge,
- 58:56Speaker 3: list it should exasperate him. Therefore, in my arrangement with
- 58:59Speaker 3: true from whom I just now parted. I acted purposely
- 59:04Speaker 3: in the name of another. When the affair was settled,
- 59:08Speaker 3: my ring was chosen as a token on the side
- 59:11Speaker 3: of which trufaldanace to deliver Celia. But I must first
- 59:15Speaker 3: arrange the ways and means to conceal from the eyes
- 59:17Speaker 3: of others the girl who so much charms my own,
- 59:22Speaker 3: and then find some retired place where this lovely captive
- 59:25Speaker 3: may be secreted.
- 59:27Speaker 8: A little way out of town lives an old relative
- 59:30Speaker 8: of mine, whose house I can take the freedom to
- 59:33Speaker 8: offer you. There you may safely lodge her, and not
- 59:37Speaker 8: a creature know anything of the matter.
- 59:40Speaker 3: Indeed, so I can you have delighted me with the
- 59:44Speaker 3: very thing I wanted here, Take this and go and
- 59:48Speaker 3: get possession of the fair one. As soon as ever
- 59:51Speaker 3: trifaldanacy is my ring, my girl will be immediately delivered
- 59:55Speaker 3: into hands. You can then take it to that house
- 59:58Speaker 3: when but yes, here comes Hippolyta.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Scene ten, Hippolyta, Leander Mascariel.
- 1:00:08Speaker 11: I have some news for you, Leander, But will you
- 1:00:11Speaker 11: be pleased or displeased with it?
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: To judge of that and make answer off hand? I
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: should know it.
- 1:00:19Speaker 11: Give me your hand then as far as the church,
- 1:00:22Speaker 11: and I will tell it you as.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: We go leander to Mascariel, go.
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: Make haste and serve me in that business without delay.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Scene eleven Mascariel.
- 1:00:35Speaker 8: Alone, Yes, I will serve you up a dish of
- 1:00:40Speaker 8: my own dressing. Was there ever in the world so
- 1:00:44Speaker 8: lucky a fellow, how delighted Liliol will be soon his
- 1:00:49Speaker 8: mistress to fall into our hands by these means to
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: derive his whole happiness from the man he would have
- 1:00:56Speaker 8: expected to ruin him to become happy by the hands
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: of arrival. After this great exploit, I desire that do
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: preparations be made to paint me as hero crowned with Laurel,
- 1:01:10Speaker 8: and that underneath the portrait be inscribed in letters of
- 1:01:13Speaker 8: gold vivet mascarilis rogum imperator.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: Scene twelve Trifaldin Mascariel, soho.
- 1:01:24Speaker 8: There, what do you want this ring, which you know
- 1:01:28Speaker 8: will inform you what business brings me hither?
- 1:01:32Speaker 6: Yes, I recognize that ring perfectly. Stay a little, I
- 1:01:36Speaker 6: will fetch you the slave.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Scene thirteen Trifaldin a messenger Mascariel messenger to Trifaldin.
- 1:01:48Speaker 8: Do me the favor, sir, to tell me where lives
- 1:01:50Speaker 8: a gentleman.
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: What a gentleman I think his name is Trifaldin, and
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: what is your business with him?
- 1:01:58Speaker 9: Pray?
- 1:01:59Speaker 6: I am here he only to deliver this letter to.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Him Trifold and reads.
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: Providence, whose goodness watches over my life, has just brought
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: to my ears a most welcome report that my daughter,
- 1:02:16Speaker 6: who was stolen from me by some robbers when she
- 1:02:18Speaker 6: was four years old, is now a slave at your
- 1:02:22Speaker 6: house under the name of Celia. If ever you knew
- 1:02:26Speaker 6: what it was to be a father, and if natural
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: affection makes an impression on your heart, then keep in
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: your house this child so dear to me, and treat
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: her as if she were your own flesh and blood.
- 1:02:40Speaker 6: I am preparing to set out myself in order to
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: fetch her. You shall be so well rewarded for your
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: trouble that in everything relates to your happiness, which I
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: am determined to advance. You shall have reason to bless
- 1:02:54Speaker 6: the day in which you caused mine. Dantetro de gussemin
- 1:02:58Speaker 6: for Madrid, Marquess of Montalcana. Though the Gypsies can be
- 1:03:04Speaker 6: seldom believed, yet they who sold her to me, told
- 1:03:08Speaker 6: me she would soon be fetched by somebody, and that
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: I should have no reason to complain. Yet here I
- 1:03:15Speaker 6: was going, all through my impatience to lose the fruits
- 1:03:19Speaker 6: of a great expectation to the messenger. Had you come
- 1:03:23Speaker 6: but one moment later, your journey would have been in vain.
- 1:03:27Speaker 6: I was going this very instant to give the girl
- 1:03:30Speaker 6: up into this gentleman's hands. But it is well, I
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: shall take great care of her exit.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Messenger to Mascariel.
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: You yourself have heard what this letter says, So you
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: may tell the person who sent you that I cannot
- 1:03:45Speaker 6: keep my word, and that he had better come and
- 1:03:47Speaker 6: receive his money back.
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: But the way you insult him.
- 1:03:52Speaker 6: Go about your business, and no more.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Words, Mouscariel alone.
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: Oh what a curse that this letter came now. Fate
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: is indeed against me. What bad luck for this messenger
- 1:04:07Speaker 8: to come from Spain when he was not wanted. May
- 1:04:10Speaker 8: thunder and hail go with him. Never certainly had so
- 1:04:15Speaker 8: happy a beginning, such a sad ending, in so short
- 1:04:20Speaker 8: a time.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Scene fourteen Lilio laughing Mascarial, What.
- 1:04:27Speaker 8: May be the cause of all thy mirth?
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Oh, let me have my laugh out before I tell you.
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: Let us laugh, then heartily, we have abundant cause so
- 1:04:37Speaker 8: to do.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: Oh, I shall no longer be the object of your expostulations.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: You who always reproach me, shall no longer say that
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: I am marrying all your schemes like a busybody.
- 1:04:48Speaker 12: As I am.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: I myself have played one of the cleverest tricks in
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: the world. It is true I am quick tempered, and
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: now and then rather too hasty. But yet when I
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: have a mind to it, I can plan as many
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: tricks as any man alive. Even you shall own that
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: what I have done shows an amount of sharpness rarely
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: to be met with.
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: Let us hear what tricks you have invented? Just now.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Being terribly frightened upon Seint Trifalden along with my rival,
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: I was casting about to find a remedy for that mischief.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: When calling all my invention to my aid, I conceived, digested,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: and perfected a stratagem before which you're yours. However vain
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: you may be of them ought undoubtedly to lower their colors.
- 1:05:33Speaker 8: But what may this be?
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: May it's pleasing to have a little patience Without much delay,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: I invented a letter written by an imaginary nobleman to Trifalden,
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: setting forth that, having fortunately heard that a certain slave
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: he lives in the latter's house and is named Celia,
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: was this grandee's daughter, formerly kidnapped by thieves. It was
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: his intention to come and fetch her, and he entreats
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: him at least to keep her and take great care
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: her for that on her account, he was setting out
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: from Spain, and would acknowledge his civility by such handsome presence,
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: that he should never regret being the means to making
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: him happy.
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: Mighty well, hear me.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: Out here is something much cleverest, though the letter I
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: speak of was delivered to him. But can you imagine how,
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: only just in time for the messenger told me, had
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: it not been for this droll device, a fellow who
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: looked a very foolish was waiting to carry her off
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: that identical moment.
- 1:06:33Speaker 8: And you did all this without the help of the devil.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Yes, would you have believed me capable of such a
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: subtle piece of wit? At least praise my skill and
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: the dexterity of which I have utterly disconcerted the scheme
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: of my arrival.
- 1:06:48Speaker 8: To praise you as you deserve. I lack eloquence and
- 1:06:52Speaker 8: fil unequal to the task. Yes, sufficiently to commend this
- 1:06:57Speaker 8: lofty effort, this fine stratagem of war achieved before our eyes,
- 1:07:03Speaker 8: this grand and rare effect of a mind which plans
- 1:07:06Speaker 8: as many tricks as any man, which for smartness yields
- 1:07:10Speaker 8: to none alive. My tongue wants words. I wish I
- 1:07:15Speaker 8: had the abilities of the most refined scholar, so that
- 1:07:18Speaker 8: I might tell you, in the noblest verse, or else
- 1:07:22Speaker 8: in learned prose, that you will always be, in spite
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: of everything that may be done, the very same you
- 1:07:28Speaker 8: have been all your life. That is to say, a
- 1:07:32Speaker 8: scatter brain, a man of distempered reason, always perplexed, wanting
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: common sense, a man of left handed judgment, A meddler,
- 1:07:42Speaker 8: an ass, a blindering, hair brained giddy fellow. What can
- 1:07:46Speaker 8: I think of? A hundred times worse than anything I
- 1:07:50Speaker 8: can say? This is only an abridgment of your panegyric A.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Tell me what puts you in such a passion with me?
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Have I done anything? Clear up this matter?
- 1:08:03Speaker 8: No, you have done nothing at all. But do not
- 1:08:07Speaker 8: come after me.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: I will follow you all over the world to find
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: out this mystery do so.
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: Come on, then get your legs in order I shall
- 1:08:16Speaker 8: give you an opportunity to exercise them.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: Lilio alone, he has got away from me, Oh misfortune
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: which cannot be allayed. What am I to understand by
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: his discourse? And what harm can I possibly have done
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: to myself?
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: End of Act two, Act three of The Blunderer or
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: the Counterplots by Moliere. This is a LibriVox recording. All
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. Act three,
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Scene one, Mascarille alone, silence my.
- 1:09:03Speaker 8: Good nature and plead no more. You are a fool
- 1:09:09Speaker 8: and I am determined not to do it. Yes, my anger,
- 1:09:13Speaker 8: you are right. I confess it to be forever. Doing
- 1:09:17Speaker 8: what a meddler undoes is showing too much patience, and
- 1:09:22Speaker 8: I ought to give it up after the glorious attempts
- 1:09:24Speaker 8: he has marred. But let us argue the matter. Awhile,
- 1:09:28Speaker 8: without passion. If I should now give way to my
- 1:09:32Speaker 8: just impatience, the world will say I sank under difficulties,
- 1:09:38Speaker 8: that my cunning was completely exhausted. What then becomes of
- 1:09:42Speaker 8: that public esteem which extols you everywhere as a first
- 1:09:46Speaker 8: rate rogue, and which you have acquired upon so many occasions,
- 1:09:51Speaker 8: because you never yet were found wanting in invenece honor.
- 1:09:56Speaker 8: Masqueril is a fine thing. Do not pause in your
- 1:10:01Speaker 8: noble labors, and whatever a master may have done to
- 1:10:05Speaker 8: incense you, complete your work for your own glory, and
- 1:10:10Speaker 8: not to oblige him. But what success can you expect
- 1:10:14Speaker 8: if you are thus continually crossed by your evil genius?
- 1:10:19Speaker 8: You see, he compels you every moment to change your tone.
- 1:10:23Speaker 8: You may as well hold water in a sieve as
- 1:10:26Speaker 8: to try to stop that resistless torrent, which in a
- 1:10:30Speaker 8: moment overturns the most beautiful structures raised by your art. Well,
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: once more, out of kindness, and whatever may happen, let
- 1:10:41Speaker 8: us take some pains, even if they are in vain. Yet,
- 1:10:46Speaker 8: if he still persists in baffling my designs, then I
- 1:10:50Speaker 8: shall withdraw all assistance. After all, your affairs are not
- 1:10:55Speaker 8: going on badly. If we could but supplant our rival,
- 1:10:58Speaker 8: and if Leander, at last, weary of his pursuit, would
- 1:11:02Speaker 8: leave us one whole day for my intended operations. Yes,
- 1:11:07Speaker 8: I have a most ingenious plot in my head, from
- 1:11:11Speaker 8: which I expect a glorious success if I had no
- 1:11:15Speaker 8: longer that obstacle in my way. Well, let us see
- 1:11:19Speaker 8: if he still persists in his love.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Scene to Leander Mascarille.
- 1:11:28Speaker 8: Sir, I have lost my labor. Trufaldin will not keep
- 1:11:33Speaker 8: his word.
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: He himself has told me her affair. But what is more,
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: I have discovered that all this pretty rigmarole about Celia
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: being carried off by gypsies and having a great nobleman
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: for a father who is setting out from Spain to
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: come hither, is nothing but a mere stratagem, a merry trick,
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: a made up story, a tale raised by Lelia to
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: prevent my buying Celia.
- 1:11:58Speaker 8: Here is roguery for you.
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: And yet this ridiculous story has produced such an impression
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: on Trufaldin, and he has swallowed the bait of this
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: shadow device so greedily that he will not allow himself
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: to be undeceived.
- 1:12:11Speaker 8: So that henceforth he will watch her carefully. I do
- 1:12:14Speaker 8: not see we can do anything more.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: If at first I thought this girl amiable, I now
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: find her absolutely adorable. And I am in doubt whether
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: I ought not to employ extreme measures to make her
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: my own thwart her ill fortune by plighting her my troth,
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: and turn her present chains into matrimonial ones.
- 1:12:34Speaker 8: Would you marry her?
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: I am not yet determined, But if her origin is
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: somewhat obscure, her charms and her virtue are gentle attractions
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: which have incredible force to allure every heart.
- 1:12:48Speaker 8: Did you not mention her virtue?
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: Ha? What is that your matter? Out with it? Explain
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: what you mean by repeating the word virtue.
- 1:12:58Speaker 8: Sir, your countenances, all of a sudden, perhaps I had
- 1:13:02Speaker 8: much better hold my tongue.
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: No, no, speak out.
- 1:13:06Speaker 8: Well, then, out of charity, I will cure you of
- 1:13:10Speaker 8: your blindness. That girl proceed so far from being merciless,
- 1:13:17Speaker 8: makes no difficulty in obliging some people in private. You
- 1:13:21Speaker 8: may believe me, after all, she is not stony hearted
- 1:13:25Speaker 8: to any one who knows how to take her in
- 1:13:28Speaker 8: the right mood. She looks demure, but would fain pass
- 1:13:33Speaker 8: for a prude. But I can speak of her on
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: shore grounds. You know I understand something of the craft,
- 1:13:41Speaker 8: and ought to know that kind of cattle. What Celia, Yes,
- 1:13:48Speaker 8: her modesty is nothing but a mere sham, the semblance
- 1:13:53Speaker 8: of a virtue which will never hold out, but vanishes,
- 1:13:56Speaker 8: as one may discover before the shining rays emitted from heavens.
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: What do you tell me? Can I believe such words?
- 1:14:06Speaker 9: Sir?
- 1:14:07Speaker 8: There is no convulsion. What does it matter to me?
- 1:14:10Speaker 9: No?
- 1:14:11Speaker 8: Pray, do not believe me? Follow your own inclination. Take
- 1:14:16Speaker 8: the sly girl and marry her. The whole city in
- 1:14:19Speaker 8: a body will acknowledge this favor. You marry the public
- 1:14:22Speaker 8: good in her. What a strange surprise he has taken.
- 1:14:28Speaker 8: Debate courage, my lad. If he does but swallow it
- 1:14:32Speaker 8: in good earnest, we shall have got rid of a
- 1:14:35Speaker 8: very awkward obstruction on your path.
- 1:14:38Speaker 3: This astonishing account nearly kills me. What can you go
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: to the post office and see if there is.
- 1:14:45Speaker 12: A letter for me alone?
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: And for a while lost in thought?
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: Who would not have been imposed upon? If what he
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: says be true, then there never was any countenance moll deceiving.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: Scene three, liliel Leander, What may be the cause of.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: Your looking so sad? Who? I, yes, yourself?
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: I have however no occasion to be so?
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: I see well enough what it is, Celia is the
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: cause of it.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: My mind does not run upon such trifles.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: And yet you had formed some grand scheme to get
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: her into your hands. But you must speak thus, as
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: your stratagem has miscarried.
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: Were I fool enough to be enamored of her? I
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: should laugh at all your finess?
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: What phiness?
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: Pray good heavens, sir? We know all? Or what are
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: your actions from beginning to end?
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: This is all Greek to me. I do not understand
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: one word of it.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Pretend if you please not understand me, but believe me.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: Do not apprehend that I shall take a property which
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: I should be sorry to dispute with you. I adore
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: a beauty has not been sullied, and do not wish
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: to love a deprave to woman?
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: Gently, gently, Leander.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: Oh, how credulous you are. I tell you once more.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: You may attend on her now without suspecting anybody. You
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: may call yourself a lady killer. It is true her
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: beauty is very uncommon, But to make amends for that
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: the rest is common enough.
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: Leander, no more of this provoking language. Strive against me
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: as much as you like in order to obtain her,
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: But above all things do not produce her so vilely.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: I should consider myself a great coward if I could
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: tamely submit to hear my earthly deity slandered. I can
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: much better bear your rivalry than listen to any speech
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: that touches her character.
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: What I state here I have from very good authority.
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: Whoever told you so is a scoundrel and a rascal.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: Nobody can discover the least blemish in this young lady.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: I know a heart well.
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: But yet Mascaria is a very confident judgement such a course.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: He thinks her guilty. He he himself does.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: He pretend impudently to slander a most respectable young lady,
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: thinking perhaps, oh, he'd only laugh at it. I will
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: lay you a wager he eats his words.
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: I will lay you a wager he does not death.
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: I would break every bone in his body should he
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: dare as such such lies.
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: To me, And I will crop his ears if he
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: does not prove every syllable he has told me.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Scene four Lilio, Leander mascariel.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Oh that's lucky. There he is, come hire the cursed
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: hang dog. What is the matter your serpent's tongue so
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: full of lies? Dare you fasten your stings on Celia
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: and slander the most consummate virtue that ever added luster
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: to misfortune.
- 1:18:00Speaker 8: Gently I told him so on purpose.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: No, No, none of your winking, and none of your jokes.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: I am blind and deaf to all you do or say.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: If it's were my own brother, he should pay dere
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: for it. For to dare to fame her whom I adore,
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: is to wound me in the most tender part. You
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: make all these signs in vain. What was it you
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: said to him?
- 1:18:24Speaker 8: Good heavens, do not quarrel, or I shall leave you.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: You shall not stir a step. Oh, speak, then confess.
- 1:18:36Speaker 8: Let me alone. I tell you it is a stratagem.
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: Make haste. What was it you said? Clear up this
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: dispute between us?
- 1:18:46Speaker 8: I said what I said. Pray, do not put yourself
- 1:18:50Speaker 8: in a passion.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Lilio drawing his sword, I shall make you talk in
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: another strain, Leander stopping him.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: Steal your hand a little, moderate.
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: Your ardor mascariel aside, Was there.
- 1:19:04Speaker 8: Ever in the world a creature's soul dull of understanding?
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: Allow me to wreak my just vengeance on him?
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: It is rather too much to wish to chastise him
- 1:19:15Speaker 3: in my presence.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: What have I no right then to chastise my own servant.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: What do you mean by saying your servant?
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Mascariel aside, He is at it again.
- 1:19:27Speaker 8: He will discover all.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: Suppose I had a mind of thrashing within an inch
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: of his life? What then he is my own servant
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: at present?
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: He is mine?
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: That is an admirable little joke. How comes he to
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: be yours?
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: Surely?
- 1:19:45Speaker 8: Gently?
- 1:19:46Speaker 12: What are you whispering, Mascariel aside, Oh the confounded blockhead.
- 1:19:53Speaker 8: He is going to spoil everything. He understands, not one
- 1:19:56Speaker 8: of my signs.
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: You are dreaming, Leander, You are telling me a pretty story?
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Is he not my servant?
- 1:20:04Speaker 3: Did you not discharge him from your service for some fault?
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Do not know what this means?
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: And did you not, in the violence of your passion,
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: make his back smart most unmercifully.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: No such thing. I discharge him, cuddle him. Either you
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: make a just of me, Leander, or he has been
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: making a just of you.
- 1:20:26Speaker 12: Mascariel Aside, go on, go on, numb scol You will
- 1:20:31Speaker 12: do your own business.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: Effectually, Leander to Mascariel, then.
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: All this cudgeling is purely imaginary.
- 1:20:40Speaker 8: He does not know what he says.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: His memory no, no, all these signs do not look
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: well for you. I suspect some prettily contrived trick here,
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: But for the ingenuity of the invention, go your ways.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: I forgive you. Is quite enough that I am undeceived.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: And see now are you imposed upon me? I come
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: off cheap because I trusted myself to your hypocritical zeal.
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: A word to the wise is enough. Farewell, Lilio, farewell
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: you most obedient servant.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: Scene five, Lilio mascarille.
- 1:21:20Speaker 8: Take courage, my boy, may fortune ever attend us. Let
- 1:21:25Speaker 8: us draw and bravely take the field. Let us act
- 1:21:29Speaker 8: olibrious the slayer of the innocence.
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: He accused you slaundering.
- 1:21:35Speaker 8: And you could not let the artifice pass nor let
- 1:21:39Speaker 8: him remain in his error, which did you good service,
- 1:21:43Speaker 8: and which pretty nearly extinguished his passion. No, honest soul,
- 1:21:48Speaker 8: he cannot bear dissimulation. I cunningly get a footing at
- 1:21:53Speaker 8: his rivals, who, like adult, was going to place his
- 1:21:56Speaker 8: mistress in my hands. But he lelio evince me, getting
- 1:22:01Speaker 8: hold of her by a fictitious letter. I try to
- 1:22:05Speaker 8: obeit the passion of his rival. My hero presently comes
- 1:22:08Speaker 8: and undeceives him. In vain. I make signs to him
- 1:22:13Speaker 8: and show him it was all a contrivance of mind
- 1:22:17Speaker 8: that signifies nothing. He continues to the end and never
- 1:22:22Speaker 8: rest satisfied till he has discovered all grand and sublime
- 1:22:27Speaker 8: effect of a mind which is not inferior to any
- 1:22:30Speaker 8: man living. It is an exquisite piece, and worthy entroth
- 1:22:35Speaker 8: to be made a present of to the King's private museum.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: I am not surprised that I do not come up
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: to your expectations. If I am not acquainted with the
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: designs you are setting on foot, I shall be forever.
- 1:22:48Speaker 12: Making mistakes, so much the worse.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: At least, if you would be justly angry with me,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: give me a little insight into your plan. But if
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: I have kept ignorant of every contrivance, I must always
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: be caught napping.
- 1:23:04Speaker 8: I believe you would make a very good fencing master,
- 1:23:07Speaker 8: because you are so skillful at making feints and at
- 1:23:11Speaker 8: parrying of a thrust.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Since the thing is done, let us think know more
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: about it. My rival, however, will not have it in
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: his power to cross me, and provided you will but
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: exert your skill in which I trust.
- 1:23:26Speaker 8: Let us drop this discourse and talk of something else.
- 1:23:29Speaker 8: I am not so easily pacified. Not I I am
- 1:23:34Speaker 8: in too great a passion for that. In the first place,
- 1:23:37Speaker 8: you must do to me a service, and then we
- 1:23:40Speaker 8: shall see whether I ought to undertake the management of
- 1:23:44Speaker 8: your amours.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: If it only depends on that, I will do it.
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: Tell me, have you eat of my blood of my sword?
- 1:23:53Speaker 8: Oh cracked brained he is. You are just like thosewashbucklers
- 1:23:57Speaker 8: who are always more ready to draw their sword, lord
- 1:24:00Speaker 8: than to produce a tester, if it were necessary to
- 1:24:04Speaker 8: give it.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: What can I do then?
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: For you?
- 1:24:07Speaker 8: You must, without delay endeavor to appease your father's anger.
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: We have become reconciled already.
- 1:24:15Speaker 8: Yes, but I am not. I killed him this morning
- 1:24:19Speaker 8: for your sake. The very idea of it shocks him.
- 1:24:23Speaker 8: Those sorts of jokes are severely felt by such old
- 1:24:26Speaker 8: fellows as he, which much against their will, make them
- 1:24:29Speaker 8: reflect sadly on the near approach of death. The good Sire,
- 1:24:34Speaker 8: notwithstanding his age, is very fond of life and cannot
- 1:24:38Speaker 8: bear jesting upon that subject. He is alarmed at the prognostication,
- 1:24:43Speaker 8: and so very angry that I hear he has lodge
- 1:24:47Speaker 8: a complaint against me. I am afraid that if I
- 1:24:50Speaker 8: am once housed at the expense of the king, I
- 1:24:54Speaker 8: may like it so well after the first quarter of
- 1:24:56Speaker 8: an hour that I shall find it very difficult afterwards
- 1:25:00Speaker 8: to get away. There have been several warrants out against
- 1:25:03Speaker 8: me this good while for virtue is always envied and
- 1:25:07Speaker 8: persecuted in this abominable age. Therefore, go and make my
- 1:25:14Speaker 8: peace with your father.
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: Yes, I shall soften his anger, but you must promise me.
- 1:25:20Speaker 8: Then we shall see what there is to be done.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Exit Lilio.
- 1:25:25Speaker 8: Now let us take a little breath. After so many fatigues.
- 1:25:29Speaker 8: Let us stop for a while the current of our intrigues,
- 1:25:32Speaker 8: and not move about hither and thither as if we
- 1:25:35Speaker 8: were hobgoblins. Leander cannot hurt us now, and Celia cannot
- 1:25:41Speaker 8: be removed through the contrivance.
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: Of Scene six.
- 1:25:47Speaker 9: I gust Mascarille, I was looking for you everywhere to
- 1:25:52Speaker 9: render you a service. I have a secret of importance
- 1:25:57Speaker 9: to disclose what may that me. Can no one overhear us,
- 1:26:04Speaker 9: not at all. We are as intimate as two people
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: can be. I am acquainted with all your projects and
- 1:26:13Speaker 9: the love of your master mind. What you are about.
- 1:26:17Speaker 9: By and by, Leander has formed a plot to carry
- 1:26:22Speaker 9: off Celia. I have been told he has arranged everything
- 1:26:27Speaker 9: and designs to get into Truffledean's house in disguise. Having
- 1:26:32Speaker 9: heard that at this time of the year some ladies
- 1:26:36Speaker 9: of the neighborhood often visit him in the evening in masks.
- 1:26:42Speaker 8: I will he has not yet reached the height of
- 1:26:46Speaker 8: his happiness. I may perhaps be beforehand with him, And
- 1:26:52Speaker 8: as to this thrust, I know how to give him
- 1:26:56Speaker 8: a counter thrust by which he may run himself through.
- 1:27:00Speaker 8: He is not aware with what gifts I am endowed. Farewell,
- 1:27:05Speaker 8: We shall take a cup together next time we meet.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Scene seven Moscoille alone.
- 1:27:13Speaker 8: We must, we must reap all possible benefit from this
- 1:27:17Speaker 8: amorous scheme, and, by a dexterous and uncommon counterplot, endeavor
- 1:27:22Speaker 8: to make the success our own without any danger. If
- 1:27:26Speaker 8: I put on a mask and be beforehand with Leander,
- 1:27:31Speaker 8: he will certainly not laugh at us. If we take
- 1:27:34Speaker 8: the prize ere he comes up, he will have paid
- 1:27:37Speaker 8: for us the expenses of the expedition, For as his
- 1:27:42Speaker 8: project has already become known, suspicion will fall upon him,
- 1:27:47Speaker 8: and we, being safe from all pursuit, need not fear
- 1:27:50Speaker 8: the consequences of that dangerous enterprise. Thus we shall not
- 1:27:55Speaker 8: show ourselves, but use a cat's pot to take the
- 1:27:57Speaker 8: chestnuts out of the fire. Now, then let us go
- 1:28:02Speaker 8: and disguise ourselves with some good fellows. We must not
- 1:28:06Speaker 8: delay if we wish to be beforehand with our gentry.
- 1:28:09Speaker 8: I love to strike when the iron is hot, and
- 1:28:12Speaker 8: can without much difficulty provide in one moment. Men and
- 1:28:16Speaker 8: dresses depend on it. I do not let my skill
- 1:28:20Speaker 8: I dormant if Heaven has endowed me with the gift
- 1:28:24Speaker 8: of knavery. I am not one of those degenerate minds
- 1:28:28Speaker 8: who hide the talents they have received.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: Scene eight, Lilio a guest. He intends to carry your
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: off during a masquerade.
- 1:28:39Speaker 9: There is nothing more certain. One of his band informed
- 1:28:44Speaker 9: me of his design, upon which I instantly ran to
- 1:28:48Speaker 9: Mascarille and told him the whole affair. He said he
- 1:28:53Speaker 9: would spoil their sport by some counter scheme, which he
- 1:28:57Speaker 9: planned in an instant. So meeting with you by chance,
- 1:29:02Speaker 9: I thought I ought to let you know the whole.
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: I am very much obliged to you for this piece
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: of news.
- 1:29:09Speaker 8: Go.
- 1:29:10Speaker 2: I shall not forget this faithful service.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: Exit our guest. Scene nine, Lilio alone, my.
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: Rascal will certainly play them some trick or other. But
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: I too have a mind to assist him in this project.
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: It shall never be said that in a business which
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: so nearly concerns me, I stirred no more than a post.
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: This is the time they will be surprised at the
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: sight of me. Why did I not take my blonderbuss
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: with me? But let anybody'd attack me? Who likes? I
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: have two good pistols and a trusty sword. So ho
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: within there a word with you?
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: Scene ten, Trifaldin at his window, Lilio, why.
- 1:29:55Speaker 6: Is the matter? Who comes to pay me a visit?
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Keep your door carefully shot tonight? Why there are certain
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: people coming masked to give you a sorry kind of
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: serenade They intend to carry off, Celia, good heavens, no
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: doubt they will soon be here. Keep where you are.
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: You may see everything from your window. Hey did I
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: not tell you so? Do you not see them already?
- 1:30:19Speaker 12: Hissed?
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: I will affront them before your face. We shall see
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: some fine fun if they do not give way.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: Scene eleven, lili Oh, Trifaldin, Mascarriel and his company masked.
- 1:30:34Speaker 6: Oh the funny blades who think to surprise me?
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: Maskers weather, so fast? Will you let me into the secret?
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: Shrifaldin pray open the door to these gentry, that they
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: may challenge us for a throw with the.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: Dice to mascar Reel disguised as a woman.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Oh good heavens, what a pretty creature. Oh what a
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: darling she looks? How now what are you mumbling? Without offense?
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: May I remove your mask and see your face?
- 1:31:04Speaker 6: And you wicked rogues be gone, ye ragamuffins, and you sir,
- 1:31:09Speaker 6: good night and many thanks.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: Scene twelve, Lilio Masceriel. Lilio, after having taken the mask
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: from Masceriel's face, masqueron is that you.
- 1:31:24Speaker 8: No, not at all? It is somebody else.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: Alas, how astonished I am? How adverse is our fate?
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: Could I possibly have guessed this? As you did not
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: secretly inform me that you are going to disguise yourself, wretch,
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: that I am thoughtlessly to play you such a trick
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: while you wore this mask. I am in an awful
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: passion with myself and have a good mind to give
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: myself a sound beating farewell.
- 1:31:52Speaker 8: Most refined, whipped, unparalleled invitive genius.
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: Alas if your anger deprives me of your assistance, what
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: saint shall I invoke?
- 1:32:02Speaker 8: Beel zebab Ah?
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: If your heart is not made of stern or iron,
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: do once more at least forgive my imprudence. If it
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: is necessary to be pardoned, then I should kneel before you.
- 1:32:13Speaker 8: Behold fiddle sticks. Come my boys, let us away. I
- 1:32:19Speaker 8: hear some other people coming closely behind us.
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: Scene thirteen. Leander and his company masked. Trifalden at the window.
- 1:32:29Speaker 3: Softly, let us do nothing but in the gentlest manner.
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: Trifalden at the window.
- 1:32:35Speaker 7: Howhe is this?
- 1:32:37Speaker 6: What mommers besieging my door all night? Gentlemen, do not
- 1:32:42Speaker 6: catch a cold gratuitous lee. Every One who is catching
- 1:32:46Speaker 6: it here must have plenty of time to lose. It
- 1:32:49Speaker 6: is rather a little too late to take Celia along
- 1:32:52Speaker 6: with you. She begs you will excuse her to night.
- 1:32:55Speaker 6: The girl is in bed and cannot speak to you.
- 1:32:58Speaker 6: I am very sorry, but you repay you for all
- 1:33:01Speaker 6: the trouble you have taken for her sake. She begs
- 1:33:04Speaker 6: you will be pleased to accept this part of perfume,
- 1:33:08Speaker 6: poor that does.
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: Not smell nicely. My clothes are all spoiled. We are discovered.
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: Let us be gone this way.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: End of Act three, Act four of The Blunderer or
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: the Counterplots by Moliere. This is a LibriVox recording. All
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. Act four,
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Scene one, Lilio disguised as an Armenian mascarial.
- 1:33:48Speaker 8: You are dressed in the most comical fashion.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: I had abandoned all hope, but you have revived it
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: again by this contrivance.
- 1:33:56Speaker 8: My anger is always too soon over. It is vain
- 1:33:59Speaker 8: to swear and cura. I can never keep to my oaths.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: Be assured that, if ever it lies in my power,
- 1:34:06Speaker 2: you shall be satisfied with the proofs of my gratitude.
- 1:34:10Speaker 2: And though I have one piece of bread, enough, study.
- 1:34:14Speaker 8: Well this new project. For if you commit now any blunder,
- 1:34:20Speaker 8: you cannot lay the blame upon ignorance of the plot.
- 1:34:24Speaker 8: You ought to know your part in the play perfectly
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: by heart.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: But how did Trafalson receive you.
- 1:34:30Speaker 8: I coozened the good fellow with a pretended zeal for
- 1:34:33Speaker 8: his interests. I went with alacrity to tell him that
- 1:34:38Speaker 8: unless he took very great care. Some people would come
- 1:34:42Speaker 8: and surprise him that from different quarters they had designs
- 1:34:46Speaker 8: upon her, of whose origin a letter had given a
- 1:34:49Speaker 8: false account, that they would have liked to draw me
- 1:34:53Speaker 8: in for a share of the business, but that I
- 1:34:56Speaker 8: kept well out of it, and that, being full of
- 1:34:59Speaker 8: zeal for what's so nearly concerned him, I came to
- 1:35:02Speaker 8: give him timely notice that he might take his precautions.
- 1:35:07Speaker 8: He then, moralizing, I discoursed solemnly about the many rogueries
- 1:35:12Speaker 8: one sees every day here below, that as for me,
- 1:35:16Speaker 8: being tired with the world and its infamies, I wished
- 1:35:20Speaker 8: to work out my soul's salvation, retire from all its noise,
- 1:35:24Speaker 8: and live with some worthy, honest man with whom I
- 1:35:27Speaker 8: could spend the rest of my days in peace. That
- 1:35:31Speaker 8: if he had no objection, I should desire nothing more
- 1:35:34Speaker 8: than to pass the remainder of my life with him.
- 1:35:38Speaker 8: That I had taken such a liking to him, that,
- 1:35:40Speaker 8: without asking for any wages to serve him, I was
- 1:35:44Speaker 8: ready to place in his hands, knowing it to be safe.
- 1:35:47Speaker 8: There some property my father had left me, as well
- 1:35:50Speaker 8: as my savings, which I was fully determined to leave
- 1:35:54Speaker 8: to him alone. If it pleased Heaven to take me.
- 1:35:57Speaker 8: Hence that was the right way to gain his affection.
- 1:36:02Speaker 8: You and your beloved assured to decide what means to
- 1:36:05Speaker 8: use to attain your wishes. I was anxious to arrange
- 1:36:09Speaker 8: a secret interview between you two. He himself has contrived
- 1:36:13Speaker 8: to show me a most excellent method by which you
- 1:36:16Speaker 8: may fairly and openly stay in her house happening to
- 1:36:20Speaker 8: talk to me about a son he had lost and
- 1:36:22Speaker 8: whom he dreamt last night had come to life again.
- 1:36:26Speaker 8: He told me the following story upon which just now
- 1:36:29Speaker 8: I founded my stratagem.
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: Enough, I hear it all. You've told me twice already.
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: Though Lilio says to Mascariel, enough, I know it all.
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: He has not been listening to the speech of his servant,
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: but in the meanwhile is arranging his dress and smoothing
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: his ruffles, and making it clear to the spectator that
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: he knows nothing and that he will be a bad
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: performer of the part assigned to him. This explains the
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: blunders he makes afterwards in the second and fifth scenes
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: of the same act.
- 1:36:58Speaker 8: Yes, yes, but even if I should tell it thrice,
- 1:37:01Speaker 8: it may happen still that with all your conceit, you
- 1:37:05Speaker 8: might break down in some minor detail.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: I long to be at it already.
- 1:37:10Speaker 8: Pray not quite so fast, for we might stumble. Your
- 1:37:15Speaker 8: skull is rather thick. Therefore you should be perfectly well
- 1:37:19Speaker 8: instructed in your part. Some time ago Twofoudon left Naples.
- 1:37:24Speaker 8: His name was then Zenobio Roberti. Being suspected in his
- 1:37:29Speaker 8: native town of having participated in a certain rebellion raised
- 1:37:33Speaker 8: by some political faction, though really he is not a
- 1:37:36Speaker 8: man to disturb any state, he was obliged to quit
- 1:37:40Speaker 8: it stealthily by night, leave him behind him his daughter,
- 1:37:44Speaker 8: who was very young, and his wife. Some time afterwards,
- 1:37:48Speaker 8: he received the news that they were both dead, and,
- 1:37:51Speaker 8: in this perplexity, wishing to take with him to some
- 1:37:54Speaker 8: other town not only his property, but also the only
- 1:37:57Speaker 8: one who was left of all his family, his young son,
- 1:38:01Speaker 8: a schoolboy called Horatio. He went to Bologna, where a
- 1:38:06Speaker 8: certain tutor named Alberto had taken the boy when very young,
- 1:38:09Speaker 8: to finish there his education. But though for two whole
- 1:38:13Speaker 8: years he appointed several times to meet them, they never
- 1:38:16Speaker 8: made their appearance. Believing them to be dead. After so
- 1:38:20Speaker 8: long a time, he came to this city, where he
- 1:38:23Speaker 8: took the name he now bears, without for twelve years,
- 1:38:27Speaker 8: ever having discovered any traces of this Alberto or of
- 1:38:31Speaker 8: his son Horatio. This is the substance of the story,
- 1:38:35Speaker 8: which I have repeated so that you may better remember
- 1:38:39Speaker 8: the groundwork of the plot. Now you are to personate
- 1:38:43Speaker 8: an ar meaning merchant who has seen them both safe
- 1:38:47Speaker 8: and sound in Turkey. If I have invented this scheme
- 1:38:51Speaker 8: in preference to any other of bringing them to life
- 1:38:54Speaker 8: again according to his dream, it is because it is
- 1:38:57Speaker 8: very common in adventures for people to be taken at
- 1:39:00Speaker 8: sea by some Turkish pirate, and afterwards restored to their
- 1:39:04Speaker 8: families in the very nick of time, when thought lost
- 1:39:07Speaker 8: for fifteen or twenty years. For my part, I have
- 1:39:11Speaker 8: heard a hundred of that kind of stories, without giving
- 1:39:15Speaker 8: ourselves the trouble of inviitting something fresh. Let us make
- 1:39:19Speaker 8: use of this one. What does it matter? You must
- 1:39:22Speaker 8: say you heard the story of their being made slaves
- 1:39:25Speaker 8: from their own mouths, and also that you lent them
- 1:39:27Speaker 8: money to pay their ransom, and that as urgent business
- 1:39:31Speaker 8: obliged you to set out before them. Horatio asked you
- 1:39:35Speaker 8: to go and visit his father here whose adventures he
- 1:39:39Speaker 8: was acquainted with, and with whom you were to stay
- 1:39:42Speaker 8: a few days till their arrival. I have given you
- 1:39:46Speaker 8: a long lesson.
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Now these repetitions are superfluous from the very beginning, I honest,
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: did it all.
- 1:39:53Speaker 8: I shall go in and prepare the way.
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: Listen, Matre, there was only one thing that troubles me.
- 1:40:00Speaker 2: I suppose he should ask me to describe his son's countenance.
- 1:40:03Speaker 8: There is no difficulty in answering that. You know he
- 1:40:06Speaker 8: was very little when he saw him last. Besides, it
- 1:40:09Speaker 8: is very likely that increase of years and slavery have
- 1:40:13Speaker 8: completely changed him.
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: That is true. But pray, if he should remember my face,
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: what must I do?
- 1:40:20Speaker 8: Then you have no memory at all. I told you
- 1:40:23Speaker 8: just now that he has merely seen you for a minute,
- 1:40:27Speaker 8: that therefore you could only have produced a very tranchant
- 1:40:30Speaker 8: impression on his mind. Besides, your beard and dress disguise
- 1:40:35Speaker 8: you completely very well.
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: But now I think of it, what part of Turkey?
- 1:40:42Speaker 8: It is all the same, I tell you, Turkey or Barbary.
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: Oh, but what is the name of the town I
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: saw them in?
- 1:40:50Speaker 8: Tunis? I think he will keep me till night, he
- 1:40:54Speaker 8: tells me it is useless to repeat that name so often,
- 1:40:57Speaker 8: and I have already mentioned it a dozen times.
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: Go go in and Pa matters. I want nothing more.
- 1:41:05Speaker 8: Be cautious, at least enact wisely. Let us have none
- 1:41:08Speaker 8: of your inventions here.
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: Let me alone. Trust to me, I say once more.
- 1:41:15Speaker 8: Observe Horatio, a schoolboy in Bologna, trufaldin his true name
- 1:41:20Speaker 8: Zanobio Roberti, a citizen in Naples. The tutor was called Alberto.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: You make me blush by preaching so much to me?
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: Do you think I am a fool?
- 1:41:32Speaker 8: No, not completely, but something very like it.
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: Scene two Lilio alone.
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: When I do not stand in need of him, he cringes.
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: But now, because he very well knows of how much
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: use he is to me, his familiarity indulges in such
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: remarks as he just now made. I shall bask in
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: the Sanchoine, in those beautiful eyes which hold me in
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: so sweet captivity, and without hindrance, depict in the most
- 1:42:01Speaker 2: glaring colors that torches. I feel I shall then know
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: my fate. But heavey a.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: Scene three Trifaldin Lilio Mascariel.
- 1:42:14Speaker 6: Thanks Righteous Heaven for this favorable turn of my fortune.
- 1:42:19Speaker 8: You are the man to see visions and dreams dreams.
- 1:42:23Speaker 8: Since you prove how untrue is the saying that dreams
- 1:42:26Speaker 8: are falsehoods?
- 1:42:29Speaker 6: How can I thank you? What returns can I make you? Sir,
- 1:42:33Speaker 6: you whom I ought to style the messenger sent from
- 1:42:36Speaker 6: heaven to announce my happiness.
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: These compliments are superfluous. I can dispense with them.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: Trifaldin to Mascariel.
- 1:42:46Speaker 6: I have seen somebody like this Armenian, but I do
- 1:42:50Speaker 6: not know where.
- 1:42:51Speaker 8: That is what I was saying. But one sees surprising likenesses.
- 1:42:56Speaker 6: Sometimes you have seen that son of mine in whom
- 1:43:00Speaker 6: all my hopes are centered.
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: Yes, Signu Trifaldin. And he was as well as well
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: can be.
- 1:43:07Speaker 6: He related to you his life and spoke much about me,
- 1:43:10Speaker 6: did he not.
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: More than ten thousand times?
- 1:43:14Speaker 8: Not quite so much, I should say.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: He described it just as I see you your face
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: your gaze.
- 1:43:21Speaker 6: Is that possible? He has not seen me since he
- 1:43:25Speaker 6: was seven years old, and even his tutor, after so
- 1:43:29Speaker 6: long a time would scarcely know my face again.
- 1:43:33Speaker 8: One's own flesh and blood, never forget the image of
- 1:43:35Speaker 8: one's relations. This likeness is imprinted so deeply that my.
- 1:43:41Speaker 6: Father, hold your tongue. Where was it you left him
- 1:43:46Speaker 6: in Turkey? A turin Turin? But I thought that town
- 1:43:51Speaker 6: was in Piedmont.
- 1:43:53Speaker 12: Oh that dunce to Trifaldin, you.
- 1:43:57Speaker 8: Do not understand him. He means Tunis. It was in
- 1:44:02Speaker 8: reality there he left your son. But the Armenians always
- 1:44:06Speaker 8: have a certain vicious pronunciation which seems very harsh to us.
- 1:44:11Speaker 8: The reason of it is because in all their words
- 1:44:14Speaker 8: they change nis into urin, and so instead of saying tunis,
- 1:44:19Speaker 8: they pronounced turin.
- 1:44:22Speaker 6: I ought to know this in order to understand him.
- 1:44:26Speaker 6: Did he tell you in what way you could meet
- 1:44:28Speaker 6: with his father?
- 1:44:30Speaker 8: What answer will he give?
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: Trifaldin, having found out that Mascarille makes signs to his master,
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: the servant pretends to fence. To Trifaldin. After pretending to fence, I.
- 1:44:42Speaker 8: Was just practicing some passes I have handled the foils
- 1:44:45Speaker 8: in many a fencing.
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: School, Trifaldin to Mascariel.
- 1:44:49Speaker 6: That is not the thing I wish to know. Now, Telilio,
- 1:44:54Speaker 6: what other name did you say? I went by ah.
- 1:44:58Speaker 8: As senor as a Robert. How glad you ought to
- 1:45:03Speaker 8: be for what heaven sends you?
- 1:45:05Speaker 2: That is your real name the others assumed.
- 1:45:08Speaker 6: But where did he tell you he first saw the light?
- 1:45:12Speaker 8: Naples seems a very nice place, but you must feel
- 1:45:15Speaker 8: a decided aversion to it.
- 1:45:18Speaker 6: Can you not let us go on with our conversation
- 1:45:21Speaker 6: without interrupting us?
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: Naples is the place where he first drew his breath?
- 1:45:27Speaker 6: Whither did I send him in his infancy? And under whose.
- 1:45:30Speaker 8: Care that poor Albert behaved? Very well? For having accompanied
- 1:45:35Speaker 8: your son from Bologna, whom you committed to his care.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: Pshaw Mascarille aside.
- 1:45:43Speaker 8: Oh, we are undone. If this conversation lasts long, I.
- 1:45:48Speaker 6: Should very much like to know their adventures aboard what
- 1:45:52Speaker 6: ship did my adverse fate?
- 1:45:55Speaker 8: I do not know what is the matter with me?
- 1:45:58Speaker 8: I do nothing but yond but signor Trufalden. Perhaps this
- 1:46:03Speaker 8: stranger may want some refreshment. Besides, it grows late.
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: No refreshment for me.
- 1:46:11Speaker 8: Oh, sir, you are more hungry than you imagine.
- 1:46:14Speaker 6: Please to walk in then after you.
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: Sir Mascarille, to Trifaldin.
- 1:46:21Speaker 8: Sir in Armenia, the masters of the house use no
- 1:46:25Speaker 8: ceremony to.
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: Lilio after Trafalden has gone in.
- 1:46:29Speaker 8: Poor fellow, have you not a word to say for yourself.
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: He surprised me at first, but never fear. I have
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: rallied my spirits and am going to rattle away boldly.
- 1:46:40Speaker 8: Here comes our rival, who knows nothing of our plot.
- 1:46:44Speaker 1: They go into Trafaldin's house seene for Anselmo Leander.
- 1:46:52Speaker 4: Stay leander, and allow me to tell you something which
- 1:46:56Speaker 4: concerns your peace and reputation. I do not speak to
- 1:47:01Speaker 4: you as the father of Hippolyta, as a man interested
- 1:47:05Speaker 4: for my own family, but as your father, anxious for
- 1:47:10Speaker 4: your welfare, without wishing to flatter you or to disguise anything.
- 1:47:16Speaker 4: In short, openly and honestly, as I would wish a
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: child of mind to be treated upon the like occasion.
- 1:47:25Speaker 4: Do you know how everybody regards this amour of yours,
- 1:47:31Speaker 4: which in one night has burst forth, How your yesterday's
- 1:47:36Speaker 4: undertaking is everywhere talked of and ridiculed. What people think
- 1:47:43Speaker 4: of the whim which they say has made you select
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: for a wife a gipsy outcast, a strolling wench whose
- 1:47:53Speaker 4: noble occupation was only begging. I really blushed for you,
- 1:47:59Speaker 4: even than I did for myself, who am also compromised
- 1:48:04Speaker 4: by this public scandal. Yes, I am compromised. I say, I,
- 1:48:10Speaker 4: whose daughter, being engaged to you, cannot bear to see
- 1:48:15Speaker 4: her slight it without taking offense at it for shamely
- 1:48:20Speaker 4: and arise from your humiliation, consider well your infatuation. If
- 1:48:27Speaker 4: none of us are wise at all times, Yet the
- 1:48:31Speaker 4: shortest errors are always the best. When a man receives
- 1:48:36Speaker 4: no dowry with his wife, but beauty only, repentance follows
- 1:48:43Speaker 4: soon after wedlock, and the handsomest woman in the world
- 1:48:48Speaker 4: can hardly defend herself against the look warmness caused by possession.
- 1:48:55Speaker 4: I repeat it. Those ferv interruptures, so youthful orders and
- 1:49:02Speaker 4: ecstasies may make us pass a few agreeable nights, but
- 1:49:09Speaker 4: this bliss is not at all lasting, And as our
- 1:49:13Speaker 4: passions grow cool, very unpleasant days follow those pleasant nights.
- 1:49:20Speaker 4: Hence precede cares, anxieties, miseries, sons disinherited through their father's
- 1:49:30Speaker 4: or wrath.
- 1:49:31Speaker 3: Or that I now hear from you is no more
- 1:49:33Speaker 3: than what my own reason has already suggested to me.
- 1:49:36Speaker 3: I know how much I am obliged to you for
- 1:49:38Speaker 3: the great honor you are inclined to pay me the
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: which I am unworthy in spite of the passion which
- 1:49:44Speaker 3: sways me. I have ever retained the just sense of
- 1:49:48Speaker 3: your daughter's merit and virtue. Therefore I will endeavor.
- 1:49:53Speaker 4: Somebody is opening this door. Let us retire to a distance,
- 1:49:58Speaker 4: lest some contagions spreads from it, which may attack you suddenly.
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: Scene five milio, mascarille.
- 1:50:09Speaker 8: We shall soon see our roguery miscarry if you persist
- 1:50:13Speaker 8: in such palpable blunders.
- 1:50:15Speaker 2: Must I always hear your rupprimands? What can you complain of?
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: Have I noted on adorably since only middling?
- 1:50:23Speaker 8: For example, you called the Turks heretics, and you affirmed
- 1:50:27Speaker 8: on your corporal oath that they worshiped the Sun and
- 1:50:31Speaker 8: Moon as their gods. Let that pass. What vexes me
- 1:50:35Speaker 8: most is that when you are with Celia you strangely
- 1:50:38Speaker 8: forget yourself. Your love is like porridge, which, by too
- 1:50:43Speaker 8: fierce a fire swells, bounce up to the brim, and
- 1:50:46Speaker 8: runs over everywhere.
- 1:50:49Speaker 2: Could anyone be more resolved as yet I have hardly
- 1:50:52Speaker 2: spoken to her.
- 1:50:53Speaker 8: You are right, but it is not enough to be silent.
- 1:50:57Speaker 8: You had not been a moment at table till your
- 1:51:00Speaker 8: gestures roused more suspicion than other people would have excited
- 1:51:04Speaker 8: in a whole twelvemonth hausea. How so everybody might have
- 1:51:10Speaker 8: seen it. At table where Trufaldin made her sit down,
- 1:51:15Speaker 8: you never kept your eyes off her, blushed, looked quite silly,
- 1:51:20Speaker 8: cast sheep eyes at her, without ever minding what you
- 1:51:24Speaker 8: were helped to. You were never thirsty, But when she
- 1:51:28Speaker 8: drank and took the glass eagerly from her hands, and
- 1:51:31Speaker 8: without rinsing it or throwing the drop of it away,
- 1:51:34Speaker 8: you drank what was left in it, and seemed to
- 1:51:36Speaker 8: choose in preference that side of the glass which her
- 1:51:39Speaker 8: lips had touched. Upon every piece which her slender hand
- 1:51:43Speaker 8: had touched, or which she had bit, you laid your
- 1:51:46Speaker 8: paws quickly as a cat does upon a mouse, and
- 1:51:50Speaker 8: you swallowed it as glibly as if you were a
- 1:51:52Speaker 8: regular glutton. Then, besides all this, you made an intolerable
- 1:51:58Speaker 8: noise shuffling with your feet under the table, for which Trufaldin,
- 1:52:02Speaker 8: who received two lusty kicks twice, punished a couple of
- 1:52:06Speaker 8: innocent dogs who would have growled at you if they dared.
- 1:52:10Speaker 8: And yet in spite of all of this, you say
- 1:52:12Speaker 8: you behaved. Finally, for my part, I set upon forms
- 1:52:17Speaker 8: all the time notwithstanding the cold I feel even now
- 1:52:21Speaker 8: in a perspiration. I hung over you, just as a
- 1:52:25Speaker 8: bowler does over his bowl after he has thrown it,
- 1:52:29Speaker 8: and thought to restrain your actions by contorting my body.
- 1:52:32Speaker 8: Ever so many times.
- 1:52:35Speaker 2: Lack a day. How easy it is for you to
- 1:52:38Speaker 2: condemn things of which you do not feel the enchanting
- 1:52:40Speaker 2: cause in order to humor you. For once, I have
- 1:52:43Speaker 2: nevertheless a good mind to put a restraint upon that
- 1:52:47Speaker 2: love which sways me.
- 1:52:49Speaker 1: Henceforth, Scene six, Trifaldin Lilio Mascarille.
- 1:52:56Speaker 8: We were speaking about your son's adventures.
- 1:53:00Speaker 6: Then, to Lilio, you did quite right. Will you do
- 1:53:04Speaker 6: me the favor of letting me have one word when
- 1:53:07Speaker 6: private with him?
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: I should be very rude if I did not.
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: Lilio goes in to Trifalden's house. Scene seven, Trafalden Mascarille.
- 1:53:19Speaker 6: Hark ye, do you know what I have just been doing?
- 1:53:23Speaker 9: No?
- 1:53:24Speaker 8: But if you think it proper, I shall certainly not
- 1:53:27Speaker 8: remain long in ignorance.
- 1:53:29Speaker 6: I have just now cut off from a large and
- 1:53:32Speaker 6: sturdy oak of about two hundred years old, an admirable
- 1:53:36Speaker 6: branch selected on purpose of tolerable thickness, of which immediately
- 1:53:42Speaker 6: upon the spot, I made a cudgel about yes.
- 1:53:46Speaker 1: Of this size, showing his arm not so.
- 1:53:50Speaker 6: Thick at one end as at the other, but fitter,
- 1:53:54Speaker 6: I imagine than thirty switches to belabor the shoulders withal.
- 1:53:58Speaker 6: For it is well poised, green, naughty and heavy.
- 1:54:03Speaker 8: But pray for whom is all this preparation?
- 1:54:06Speaker 6: For yourself, first of all, and then secondly for that
- 1:54:11Speaker 6: fellow who wishes to palm one person upon me and
- 1:54:14Speaker 6: took me out of another. For this Armenian, this merchant
- 1:54:19Speaker 6: in disguise, introduced by a lying and pretended story. What
- 1:54:25Speaker 6: you do not believe, do not try to find an excuse.
- 1:54:29Speaker 6: He himself fortunately discovered his own stratagem by telling Celia
- 1:54:35Speaker 6: while he squeezed her hand at the same time, that
- 1:54:38Speaker 6: it was for her sake alone. He came disguised in
- 1:54:41Speaker 6: this manner. He did not perceive Jeannette, my little god daughter,
- 1:54:46Speaker 6: who overheard every word he said. Though your name was
- 1:54:51Speaker 6: not mentioned. I do not doubt, but you are a
- 1:54:54Speaker 6: cursed accomplice in all this.
- 1:54:57Speaker 8: Indeed, you wrong me. If you are real deceived, believe me.
- 1:55:01Speaker 8: I was the first imposed upon with his story.
- 1:55:05Speaker 6: Would you convince me you speak the truth, assist me
- 1:55:09Speaker 6: in giving him a sound drubbing and driving him away.
- 1:55:12Speaker 6: Let us give it the rascal well, and then I
- 1:55:15Speaker 6: will acquit you of all participation in this piece of rascality.
- 1:55:20Speaker 8: I I with all my soul, I will dust his
- 1:55:25Speaker 8: jacket for him so soundly that you shall see I
- 1:55:28Speaker 8: had no hand in the matter.
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: Aside, ah, you shall have a.
- 1:55:33Speaker 8: Good looking mister Armenian who always spoil everything.
- 1:55:39Speaker 1: Scene eight Lilio Trufaldin. Mascarille Trufaldin knocks at his door
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: and then addresses Lilio a word.
- 1:55:50Speaker 6: With you, if you please, so, mister cheat, you have
- 1:55:55Speaker 6: the assurance to fool the respectable man and make a
- 1:55:59Speaker 6: game of him.
- 1:56:00Speaker 8: To pretend to have seen his son abroad in order
- 1:56:04Speaker 8: to get the more easily into his house.
- 1:56:07Speaker 2: Trifalden beating Lilo, go away, Go away immediately, Lilio.
- 1:56:14Speaker 1: To Mascariel, who beats him likewise, Oh, you scoundrel.
- 1:56:18Speaker 8: It is thus the rogue's villain I've served here. Keep
- 1:56:23Speaker 8: that for my sake.
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: What is a gentleman Mascariel beating him and driving him off?
- 1:56:29Speaker 8: March off, be gone, I tell you, or I shall
- 1:56:32Speaker 8: break all the bones in your body.
- 1:56:35Speaker 6: I am delighted with this. Come in, I am satisfied.
- 1:56:40Speaker 1: Mascariel follows Trifalden into his house, Lilio returning this to me, to.
- 1:56:47Speaker 2: Be as affronted by a servant. Could I have thought
- 1:56:50Speaker 2: the wretch would have Dad thost Ill treat.
- 1:56:52Speaker 1: His master Mascariel from Trifalden's window.
- 1:56:56Speaker 8: May I take the liberty to ask how your shoulders are?
- 1:57:00Speaker 9: What?
- 1:57:01Speaker 1: How the impudence still to address me?
- 1:57:05Speaker 8: Now see what it is not to have perceived Jeannette
- 1:57:08Speaker 8: and to have always a babbling tongue in your head. However,
- 1:57:11Speaker 8: this time I am not angry with you. I have
- 1:57:14Speaker 8: done cursing and swearing at you, though you behave very imprudently.
- 1:57:19Speaker 8: Yet my hand has made your shoulders pay for your fault.
- 1:57:24Speaker 9: Ha.
- 1:57:25Speaker 2: I shall be revenged on you for your treacherous behavior.
- 1:57:28Speaker 8: You yourself, were the cause of all this mischief. I ah,
- 1:57:33Speaker 8: if you had a grain of sense when you were
- 1:57:35Speaker 8: talking to your idol, you would have perceived Jeannette at
- 1:57:38Speaker 8: your heels, whose sharp ears overheard the whole affair?
- 1:57:44Speaker 2: Could anybody possibly catch one word I spoke to Celia?
- 1:57:48Speaker 8: And what else was the cause? Why? You were suddenly
- 1:57:51Speaker 8: turned out of doors. Yes, you are shut out by
- 1:57:54Speaker 8: your own tittle tattle. I do not know whether you
- 1:57:58Speaker 8: play often at piquet. You at least throw your cards
- 1:58:01Speaker 8: away in an admirable manner.
- 1:58:04Speaker 2: Oh are you are the most unhappy of all men?
- 1:58:08Speaker 2: But why did you drive me away? Also?
- 1:58:10Speaker 8: I never did better than in acting thus by these means,
- 1:58:15Speaker 8: at least I prevent all suspicion of my being the
- 1:58:18Speaker 8: inventor or an accomplice of this stratagem.
- 1:58:22Speaker 2: But you should have laid it on more gently.
- 1:58:24Speaker 8: I was no such fool, tufoald, and watch me most narrowly. Besides,
- 1:58:30Speaker 8: I must tell you, under the pretense of being of
- 1:58:33Speaker 8: use to you, I was not at all displeased to
- 1:58:36Speaker 8: vent my spleen. However, the thing is done, And if
- 1:58:40Speaker 8: you will give me your word of honor, never directly
- 1:58:43Speaker 8: or indirectly to be revenged on me for the blows
- 1:58:46Speaker 8: on the back I so heartily gave you, I promise you,
- 1:58:49Speaker 8: by the help of my present station, to satisfy your
- 1:58:53Speaker 8: wishes within these two nights.
- 1:58:56Speaker 2: Though you have treated me very harshly. Yet what would
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: not such a promise prevail.
- 1:59:00Speaker 8: Upon me to do you promise, then, yes, I do,
- 1:59:05Speaker 8: But that is not all. Promise never to meddle in
- 1:59:09Speaker 8: anything I take in hand I do. If you break
- 1:59:13Speaker 8: your word, may you get the cold shivers?
- 1:59:16Speaker 2: Then keep it with me, and don't forget my uneasiness.
- 1:59:20Speaker 8: Go and change your dress and rub something on your back.
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: Lilio alone, will oh luck always follow me and heave
- 1:59:28Speaker 2: upon me one misfortune after another.
- 1:59:31Speaker 1: Mascariel coming out of Trifaldin's house.
- 1:59:34Speaker 8: What not gone yet? Hints immediately, But above all, be
- 1:59:40Speaker 8: sure you don't trouble your head about anything. Be satisfied
- 1:59:44Speaker 8: that I am on your side. Do not make the
- 1:59:47Speaker 8: least attempt to assist me.
- 1:59:50Speaker 2: Remain quiet, Lilio going, yes, to be sure, I will
- 1:59:56Speaker 2: remain quiet.
- 1:59:58Speaker 1: Mascariel alone.
- 2:00:01Speaker 8: Now let me see what course I am to steer.
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: Scene nine August, Mascarille.
- 2:00:11Speaker 9: Mascarille, I come to tell you a piece of news
- 2:00:15Speaker 9: which will give a cruel blow to your projects. At
- 2:00:19Speaker 9: the very moment I am talking to you, a young
- 2:00:22Speaker 9: gipsy who nevertheless is no black and looks like a gentleman,
- 2:00:28Speaker 9: has arrived with a very wan looking old woman, and
- 2:00:33Speaker 9: is to call upon truffledan to purchase the slave you
- 2:00:38Speaker 9: wish to redeem. He seems to be very anxious to
- 2:00:42Speaker 9: get possession of her.
- 2:00:45Speaker 8: Doubtless it is the lover Celias book about wherever fortunes
- 2:00:50Speaker 8: so tangled us ours. No sooner have we got rid
- 2:00:54Speaker 8: of one trouble than we fall into another. In vain
- 2:00:58Speaker 8: do we hear that Leander and tends to abandon his
- 2:01:01Speaker 8: pursuit and to give us no further trouble. That the
- 2:01:04Speaker 8: unexpected arrival of his father has turned the skills in
- 2:01:08Speaker 8: favor of Hippolyta. That the old gentleman has employed his
- 2:01:11Speaker 8: parental authority to make a thorough change, And that the
- 2:01:15Speaker 8: marriage contract is going to be signed this very day,
- 2:01:20Speaker 8: as soon as one rival withdraws another, and a more
- 2:01:23Speaker 8: dangerous one starts up to destroy what little hope there
- 2:01:27Speaker 8: was left. However, by a wonderful strateagem, I believe I
- 2:01:32Speaker 8: shall be able to delay their departure and gain what
- 2:01:35Speaker 8: time I want to put the Vinishi stroke to this
- 2:01:38Speaker 8: famous affair, A great robbery has lately been committed by
- 2:01:43Speaker 8: whom nobody knows. These gypsies have not generally the reputation
- 2:01:48Speaker 8: of being very honest. Upon this slight suspicion. I will
- 2:01:53Speaker 8: cleverly get the fellow imprisoned for a few days. I
- 2:01:57Speaker 8: know some officers of justice open to a bride, who
- 2:02:00Speaker 8: will not hesitate on such an occasion. Reedy and expecting
- 2:02:05Speaker 8: some present, there is nothing they will not attempt with
- 2:02:08Speaker 8: their eyes shut. Be the accused, ever so innocent. The
- 2:02:12Speaker 8: purse is always criminal and must pay for the offense.
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: And of Act four, Act five of the Blunderer or
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: the Counterplots by Moliere. This is a LibriVox recording. All
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- 2:02:41Speaker 1: Scene one mascarille er.
- 2:02:44Speaker 8: Guest ah blockhead, numskull, idiot. Will you never leave off
- 2:02:51Speaker 8: persecuting me?
- 2:02:53Speaker 9: The Constable took great care. Everything was going on smoothly.
- 2:02:59Speaker 9: The fellow would have been in jail had not your
- 2:03:02Speaker 9: master come up at very moment and like a madman,
- 2:03:06Speaker 9: spoiled your plot. I cannot suffer, says he in a
- 2:03:10Speaker 9: loud voice, that a respectable man should be dragged to
- 2:03:14Speaker 9: prison in this disgraceful manner. I will be responsible for
- 2:03:19Speaker 9: him from his very looks, and will be his bail,
- 2:03:24Speaker 9: and as they refuse to let him go, he immediately
- 2:03:28Speaker 9: and so vigorously attacked the officers, who are a kind
- 2:03:33Speaker 9: of people much afraid of their carcasses, that even at
- 2:03:37Speaker 9: this very moment they are running, and every man thinks
- 2:03:41Speaker 9: he has got a Lailio at his heels.
- 2:03:44Speaker 8: The fool does not know that this gypsy is in
- 2:03:46Speaker 8: the house already to carry off his treasure.
- 2:03:50Speaker 9: Goodbye, business obliges me to leave.
- 2:03:54Speaker 1: You, seem too Mascoville alone.
- 2:03:59Speaker 8: Yes, this less marvelous accident quite stuns me, one would think,
- 2:04:05Speaker 8: and I have no doubt of it, that this bungling
- 2:04:08Speaker 8: devil which possesses Lilio takes delight in defying me and
- 2:04:13Speaker 8: leads him into every place where his presence can do mischief.
- 2:04:18Speaker 8: Yet I shall go on, and notwithstanding all these buffets
- 2:04:23Speaker 8: of fortune, try who will carry the day. Celia has
- 2:04:28Speaker 8: no aversion to him, and looks upon her departure with
- 2:04:31Speaker 8: great regret. I must endeavor to improve this opportunity. Ah,
- 2:04:37Speaker 8: but here they come. Let me consider how I shall
- 2:04:40Speaker 8: execute my plan. Yonder furnished house is at my disposal,
- 2:04:45Speaker 8: and I can do what I like with it. If
- 2:04:48Speaker 8: fortune but favors us, all will go well. Nobody lives
- 2:04:52Speaker 8: there but myself, and I keep the key. Good Heavens,
- 2:04:57Speaker 8: what a great many adventures have befallen us, and so
- 2:05:00Speaker 8: shorter time, and what numerous disguises a rogue is obliged
- 2:05:04Speaker 8: to put.
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: On scene three, Celia Andres And you know.
- 2:05:12Speaker 7: It, Celia, I have left nothing and done to approve
- 2:05:17Speaker 7: the depth of my passion. When I was but very young,
- 2:05:22Speaker 7: my courage in the wars gained me some consideration among
- 2:05:27Speaker 7: the Venetians, and one time or rather, and without having
- 2:05:32Speaker 7: too great an opinion of myself, I might had I
- 2:05:36Speaker 7: continued in their service, have risen to some employment of distinction.
- 2:05:44Speaker 7: But for your sake I abandoned everything. The sudden change
- 2:05:50Speaker 7: you produced in my heart was quickly followed by your
- 2:05:55Speaker 7: lover joining the Gypsies. Neither a great many adventures nor
- 2:06:02Speaker 7: your indifference have been able to make me abandoned my pursuit.
- 2:06:09Speaker 7: Since your time, being by an accident, separated from you
- 2:06:14Speaker 7: much longer than I could have foreseen, I spared neither
- 2:06:19Speaker 7: time nor pains to meet with you again. At last
- 2:06:24Speaker 7: I discovered the Gypsy woman and heard from her that
- 2:06:29Speaker 7: for a certain sum of money, which was then of
- 2:06:33Speaker 7: great consequence to the Gypsies, and prevented the dissolution of
- 2:06:38Speaker 7: the whole band. You are left in, pledged in this neighborhood.
- 2:06:44Speaker 7: Full of impatience, I flew hither immediately to break these
- 2:06:50Speaker 7: mercenary chains and to receive from you whatever commands you
- 2:06:56Speaker 7: might be pleased to give. But when I thought to Sigio,
- 2:07:01Speaker 7: sparkle in your eyes, I've found your pensive and melancholy.
- 2:07:07Speaker 7: If quietness has charms for you, I have sufficient means
- 2:07:12Speaker 7: that venus of the spoils taken in war for us
- 2:07:16Speaker 7: both to live there. But if I must still follow
- 2:07:20Speaker 7: you as before, I will do so, and my heart
- 2:07:24Speaker 7: shall have no other ambition than to surreal in whatever
- 2:07:30Speaker 7: manner you please.
- 2:07:32Speaker 10: You openly display your affection for me. I should be
- 2:07:36Speaker 10: ungrateful not to be sensible of it. Besides, just now
- 2:07:41Speaker 10: my countenance does not bear the impress of the feelings
- 2:07:44Speaker 10: of my heart. My looks show that I have a
- 2:07:47Speaker 10: violent headache. If I have the least influence over you, you
- 2:07:52Speaker 10: would allay our voyage for at least three or four
- 2:07:54Speaker 10: days until my indisposition has passed away.
- 2:07:59Speaker 7: I shall stay as long as you like. I only
- 2:08:03Speaker 7: wish to please you. Let us look for a house
- 2:08:07Speaker 7: where you may be comfortable. Oh, here is a bill.
- 2:08:12Speaker 7: Just stop at the right time.
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: Scene four Celia Andres Mascarille disguised as a Swiss.
- 2:08:21Speaker 7: Monsieur, are you the master of the house?
- 2:08:26Speaker 8: I am at your service.
- 2:08:29Speaker 7: Can do we lodge here?
- 2:08:31Speaker 8: Yes? I let furnished lodging too. Strangers, but only two
- 2:08:35Speaker 8: respectable people.
- 2:08:37Speaker 7: Suppose your house has a very good reputation.
- 2:08:42Speaker 8: I see by your face you are a stranger in
- 2:08:45Speaker 8: this town.
- 2:08:46Speaker 7: I yum.
- 2:08:47Speaker 8: Are you the husband of this lady?
- 2:08:50Speaker 7: Sir?
- 2:08:51Speaker 8: Is she your wife or your sister?
- 2:08:54Speaker 7: Neither?
- 2:08:56Speaker 8: Upon my words, he is very pretty. Do you do
- 2:09:00Speaker 8: you come on business? Or have you a lossuit going
- 2:09:02Speaker 8: on before the court? A lowsuit is a very bad thing.
- 2:09:06Speaker 8: It costs so much money. The solicitor is a thief
- 2:09:09Speaker 8: and a barrister a rogue.
- 2:09:12Speaker 7: I do not come for either of these.
- 2:09:16Speaker 8: You have brought this young lady then to walk about
- 2:09:18Speaker 8: and to see the town.
- 2:09:20Speaker 7: What is that to you? To Celia, I shall be
- 2:09:25Speaker 7: with you again in the one moment. I am going
- 2:09:28Speaker 7: to fetch the old woman presently and tell them not
- 2:09:33Speaker 7: to send a traveling carriage, which she was ready.
- 2:09:37Speaker 8: Is the lady quite well?
- 2:09:39Speaker 7: She has an headache.
- 2:09:42Speaker 8: I have some good wine and cheese within. Walk in.
- 2:09:45Speaker 8: Go into my small house.
- 2:09:47Speaker 1: Celia Andres and askarial go into the house. Scene five
- 2:09:53Speaker 1: Lilio alone.
- 2:09:56Speaker 2: However impatient and excited, I may feel, yet I my
- 2:10:00Speaker 2: word to do nothing but wait quietly, to let another
- 2:10:03Speaker 2: work for me, and to see without daring to stir
- 2:10:07Speaker 2: in what manner heaven will change my destiny?
- 2:10:11Speaker 1: Scene six Andres Lilio. Lilio addressing Andres, who is coming
- 2:10:18Speaker 1: out of the house?
- 2:10:19Speaker 2: Do you want to see anybody in this house?
- 2:10:22Speaker 7: I have just taken some furnished apartments. They are the.
- 2:10:27Speaker 2: House belongs to my father, and my servant sleeps there
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: every night to take.
- 2:10:31Speaker 4: Care of it.
- 2:10:32Speaker 7: I know nothing of that. The bill at least shows
- 2:10:36Speaker 7: it to be let read it.
- 2:10:39Speaker 2: Truly, this surprises me. I confess who the deuce can
- 2:10:43Speaker 2: have put that bill up? And why? Oh faith, I
- 2:10:47Speaker 2: can guess pretty near what it means. This cannot possibly proceed,
- 2:10:52Speaker 2: but from the quarter, I surmise.
- 2:10:55Speaker 7: Nay, I ask what affair this may be.
- 2:10:59Speaker 2: I would keep it careful from anybody else, but it
- 2:11:01Speaker 2: can be of no consequence to you, and you will
- 2:11:04Speaker 2: not mention it to anyone without doubt that Bill can
- 2:11:08Speaker 2: be nothing else but an invention of the servant. I
- 2:11:10Speaker 2: spoke of nothing but some cunning plot he has hatched
- 2:11:13Speaker 2: to place into my hands a certain gipsy girl with
- 2:11:16Speaker 2: whom I'm smitten and of whom I wish to obtain possession.
- 2:11:21Speaker 2: I have already attempted this several times, but until now
- 2:11:24Speaker 2: in vain.
- 2:11:25Speaker 7: What is her name?
- 2:11:27Speaker 2: Celia?
- 2:11:29Speaker 7: What do you say? Had you but mentioned this? Nor
- 2:11:33Speaker 7: that I should have said? You all the trouble this
- 2:11:35Speaker 7: project costs you?
- 2:11:38Speaker 2: How so do you know her?
- 2:11:40Speaker 7: It is I who just now bought her from her master.
- 2:11:45Speaker 2: You surprise me, as the.
- 2:11:48Speaker 7: State of her health did not allow her to live
- 2:11:51Speaker 7: this town. I just took these apartments for her, and
- 2:11:56Speaker 7: I am very glad that on this occasion you have
- 2:12:00Speaker 7: me with your intentions.
- 2:12:03Speaker 2: What shall I obtain the happiness I hope for by
- 2:12:06Speaker 2: your means?
- 2:12:07Speaker 4: Could you?
- 2:12:09Speaker 1: Andres knocks at.
- 2:12:10Speaker 7: The door, Your shall'll be satisfied immediately?
- 2:12:15Speaker 2: What can I say to you?
- 2:12:17Speaker 9: And what?
- 2:12:17Speaker 2: Thanks?
- 2:12:18Speaker 7: No? Give me none? I will have none?
- 2:12:24Speaker 1: Scene seven Lilio Andres mascaril mascariel aside.
- 2:12:31Speaker 8: Hello, is this not my mad cap master. He will
- 2:12:35Speaker 8: make another blunder who would have known him.
- 2:12:39Speaker 2: In this grotesque dress. Come hither, Mascarrel, You are welcome.
- 2:12:44Speaker 8: I am a man of honor. I am not Mascaril.
- 2:12:48Speaker 8: I have never debauched any married or unmarried woman.
- 2:12:53Speaker 2: What funny, gibbrush, It is really very good.
- 2:12:57Speaker 8: Go about your business and do not laugh at me.
- 2:13:00Speaker 2: You can take off your dress, recognize your master.
- 2:13:03Speaker 8: Upon my word, by other saints, I never knew you.
- 2:13:07Speaker 2: Everything is settled. Disguise yourself no longer.
- 2:13:10Speaker 8: If you do not go away, I will give you
- 2:13:12Speaker 8: a slap in the face.
- 2:13:14Speaker 2: Your Swiss jargon is needless, I tell you, for we
- 2:13:18Speaker 2: are agreed, and his generosity lays me under an obligation.
- 2:13:22Speaker 2: I have all I can wish, for you have no
- 2:13:25Speaker 2: reason to be under any farther apprehension.
- 2:13:28Speaker 8: If you are agreed, by great good luck, I will
- 2:13:30Speaker 8: no longer play the Swiss and become myself again.
- 2:13:34Speaker 7: This valet of yours serves you with much zeal. Stay little,
- 2:13:40Speaker 7: I will return presently.
- 2:13:44Speaker 1: Scene eight liliel Mascarille.
- 2:13:48Speaker 2: Well, what do you.
- 2:13:49Speaker 8: Say now that I am delighted to see our labors
- 2:13:53Speaker 8: crowned with success?
- 2:13:55Speaker 2: You are hesitating to doff your disguise. I could hardly
- 2:13:58Speaker 2: believe me.
- 2:13:59Speaker 8: As I know you. I was rather afraid, and still
- 2:14:03Speaker 8: find the adventure very astonishing.
- 2:14:06Speaker 2: But confess, however, that I have done great things. At
- 2:14:09Speaker 2: least I have now made demands for all my blonders.
- 2:14:12Speaker 2: My will be the honor of having finished the work.
- 2:14:15Speaker 8: Be it so you have been much more lucky than wise.
- 2:14:21Speaker 1: See nine, Celia Andres Lilio Mascarille.
- 2:14:27Speaker 7: Is not this the lady you was speaking of? Tolnay?
- 2:14:31Speaker 2: Heavens, what happiness can be equal to mine?
- 2:14:35Speaker 7: It is true. I am indebted to you for the
- 2:14:39Speaker 7: kindness you have shown me. I should be much to
- 2:14:43Speaker 7: blame if I did not acknowledge it. But this kindness
- 2:14:46Speaker 7: would be too dearly bought, were I to repair it
- 2:14:50Speaker 7: at the expense of my heart. Judge by the rapture
- 2:14:55Speaker 7: her beauty causes me whether I oughte to this, Judge,
- 2:14:59Speaker 7: my tip to you. You're at such a price. You
- 2:15:02Speaker 7: are generous and would not have me at Thus, farewell,
- 2:15:08Speaker 7: let us return whence we came, and stay there for
- 2:15:12Speaker 7: a few days.
- 2:15:14Speaker 1: He leads Celia away. Scene ten.
- 2:15:18Speaker 12: Lilie Mascoville, I am laughing, and yet I have little
- 2:15:24Speaker 12: inclination to it.
- 2:15:26Speaker 8: You too, are quite of the same mind. He gives
- 2:15:30Speaker 8: Celia to you him. You understand me, sir, this.
- 2:15:35Speaker 2: Is too much. I am determined no longer to ask
- 2:15:38Speaker 2: you to assist me. It is useless. I'm a puppy,
- 2:15:43Speaker 2: a ratch, a detestable blockhead, not worthy of anyone taking
- 2:15:47Speaker 2: any trouble for me, incapable of doing anything. Abandon all
- 2:15:51Speaker 2: endeavors to aid an unfortunate wretch who will not allow
- 2:15:55Speaker 2: himself to be made happy after so many misfortunes, after
- 2:15:59Speaker 2: all my imprudent actions, death alone shall aid.
- 2:16:03Speaker 1: Me Scene eleven Mascariel alone.
- 2:16:08Speaker 8: That is the true way of putting the finishing stroke
- 2:16:11Speaker 8: to his fate. He wants nothing now but to die,
- 2:16:15Speaker 8: to crown all his follies. But in vain, his indignation
- 2:16:19Speaker 8: for all the faults he has committed, urges him to
- 2:16:22Speaker 8: renounce my aid and my support. I intend happen what
- 2:16:26Speaker 8: will to serve him in spite of himself, and vanquish
- 2:16:31Speaker 8: the very devil that possesses him. The greater the obstacle,
- 2:16:35Speaker 8: the greater the glory, And the difficulties which beset us
- 2:16:39Speaker 8: are but a kind of tire women who deck and
- 2:16:42Speaker 8: adorn Virtue.
- 2:16:46Speaker 1: Scene twelve, Celia Mascariel, Celia to Mascariel, who has been
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: whispering to her.
- 2:16:54Speaker 10: Whatever you may say, and whatever they intend doing, I
- 2:16:57Speaker 10: have no great expectation from this delay. What we have
- 2:17:01Speaker 10: seen hitherto may indeed convince us that they are not
- 2:17:04Speaker 10: as yet likely to agree. I have already told you
- 2:17:08Speaker 10: that a heart like mine will not, for the sake
- 2:17:11Speaker 10: of one do an injustice to another, and that I
- 2:17:14Speaker 10: find myself strongly attached to both, though by different ties.
- 2:17:19Speaker 10: If Lilio has love and its power on his side,
- 2:17:23Speaker 10: Andre has gratitude pleading for him, which will not permit
- 2:17:27Speaker 10: even my most secret thoughts ever to harbor anything against
- 2:17:31Speaker 10: his interests. Yes, if he has no longer a place
- 2:17:36Speaker 10: in my heart, if the gift of my hand must
- 2:17:39Speaker 10: not crown his love, I ought at least to reward
- 2:17:43Speaker 10: that which he has done for me by not choosing
- 2:17:45Speaker 10: another in contempt of his flame, and suppress my own
- 2:17:49Speaker 10: inclinations in the same manner as I do his. You
- 2:17:53Speaker 10: have heard the difficulties which duty throws in my way,
- 2:17:57Speaker 10: and you can judge now whether your expectation will be realized.
- 2:18:02Speaker 8: To speak the truth They are very formidable obstacles in
- 2:18:05Speaker 8: our way, and I have not the neck of working miracles.
- 2:18:10Speaker 8: But I will do my utmost move heaven and earth,
- 2:18:13Speaker 8: leave no stone unturned to try and discover some happy expedient.
- 2:18:18Speaker 8: I shall soon let you know what can be done.
- 2:18:23Speaker 1: Scene thirteen, Hippolyta Celia.
- 2:18:27Speaker 11: Ever since you came among us, the ladies of this
- 2:18:30Speaker 11: neighborhood may well complain of the have it caused by
- 2:18:33Speaker 11: your eyes, since you deprive them of the greatest part
- 2:18:36Speaker 11: of their conquests and make all their lovers faithless. There
- 2:18:40Speaker 11: is not a heart which can escape the darts with
- 2:18:43Speaker 11: which you pierce them. As soon as they see you.
- 2:18:46Speaker 11: Many thousands load themselves with your chains and seem to
- 2:18:50Speaker 11: enrich you daily at our expense. However, as regards myself,
- 2:18:55Speaker 11: I should make no complaints of the irresistible sway of
- 2:18:58Speaker 11: your exquisite charms, had they left me one of my
- 2:19:02Speaker 11: lovers to console me for the loss of the others.
- 2:19:05Speaker 2: But it is.
- 2:19:06Speaker 11: Inhuman in you that without mercy you deprive me of all.
- 2:19:10Speaker 11: I cannot forbear complaining to you.
- 2:19:13Speaker 10: You rarely in a charming manner, but I beseech you
- 2:19:16Speaker 10: to spare me a little. Those eyes, those very eyes
- 2:19:21Speaker 10: of yours, know their own power too well ever to
- 2:19:25Speaker 10: dread anything that I am able to do. They are
- 2:19:28Speaker 10: too conscious of their own charms, and will never entertain
- 2:19:32Speaker 10: similar feelings of fear.
- 2:19:34Speaker 11: Yet I advance nothing in what I have said which
- 2:19:37Speaker 11: has not already entered the mind of every one, And
- 2:19:40Speaker 11: without mentioning anything else, it is well known that Celia
- 2:19:44Speaker 11: has made a deep impression on the Ender and on Lilio.
- 2:19:48Speaker 10: I believe you will easily console yourself about their loss,
- 2:19:52Speaker 10: since they have become so infatuated. Nor can you regret
- 2:19:55Speaker 10: a lover who could make so ill a choice.
- 2:19:59Speaker 11: On the contrary, I am of quite a different opinion,
- 2:20:03Speaker 11: and discover such great merits in your beauty, and seeing
- 2:20:06Speaker 11: it's so many reasons sufficient to excuse the inconstancy of
- 2:20:10Speaker 11: those who allow themselves to be attracted by it, that
- 2:20:13Speaker 11: I cannot blame Leander for having changed his love and
- 2:20:15Speaker 11: broken his plighted trophe in a short time, and without
- 2:20:19Speaker 11: either hatred or anger. I shall see him again brought
- 2:20:23Speaker 11: under my sway, when his father shall have exercised his authority.
- 2:20:29Speaker 1: Scene fourteen Celia Hippolyta Mascarielle.
- 2:20:34Speaker 8: Great news great news, a wonderful event. I am now
- 2:20:38Speaker 8: going to tell you what means this. Listen, this is,
- 2:20:43Speaker 8: without any compliments, what the last scene of a true
- 2:20:48Speaker 8: and genuine comedy. The old gipsy woman was but this
- 2:20:52Speaker 8: very moment, well crossing the marketplace, thinking about nothing at all,
- 2:20:58Speaker 8: when another old woman, very haggard looking, after having closely
- 2:21:02Speaker 8: stared at her for some time, hoarsely broke out in
- 2:21:06Speaker 8: a torrent of abusive language, and thus gave the signal
- 2:21:09Speaker 8: for a furious combat, in which instead of swords, muskets,
- 2:21:14Speaker 8: daggers or arrows, nothing was seen but four withered paws
- 2:21:19Speaker 8: brandished in the air, with which these two combatants endeavored
- 2:21:23Speaker 8: to tear off the little flesh old age had left
- 2:21:26Speaker 8: on their bones. Not a word was heard, but drab
- 2:21:30Speaker 8: wretch troll their caps to begin with, were flying about
- 2:21:34Speaker 8: and left a couple of bald pates exposed to view,
- 2:21:38Speaker 8: which rendered the battle ridiculously horrible. The noise in the
- 2:21:42Speaker 8: hubbub andres and to Frawden, as well as many others
- 2:21:46Speaker 8: ran to see what was the matter, and had much
- 2:21:48Speaker 8: ado to part them, so excited were they by passion. Meanwhile,
- 2:21:53Speaker 8: each of them, when the storm was abated endeavored to
- 2:21:57Speaker 8: hide her head with shame. Everybody wished to know the
- 2:22:01Speaker 8: cause of this ridiculous pray. She who first began it, having,
- 2:22:05Speaker 8: notwithstanding the wrath of her passion, looked for some time
- 2:22:09Speaker 8: at Trufaldin, said in a loud voice, it is you,
- 2:22:14Speaker 8: Unless my sight misgives me who I was informed lived
- 2:22:18Speaker 8: privately in this town. Most happy meeting, Yes, signor Zanobio
- 2:22:24Speaker 8: ROBERTI fortune made me find you out at the very
- 2:22:28Speaker 8: moment I was giving myself so much trouble for your
- 2:22:32Speaker 8: sake when you left your family at Naples. Your daughter,
- 2:22:36Speaker 8: as you know, remained under my care. I brought her
- 2:22:39Speaker 8: up from her youth when she was only four years old.
- 2:22:43Speaker 8: She showed already in a thousand different ways what charms
- 2:22:47Speaker 8: and beauty she would have. That woman you see there,
- 2:22:52Speaker 8: that infamous hag, who had rather become intimate with us,
- 2:22:57Speaker 8: robbed me of that treasure. Your good lady Alas felt
- 2:23:02Speaker 8: so much grief at this misfortune that, as I have
- 2:23:05Speaker 8: reason to believe, it shortened her days, so that, fearing
- 2:23:10Speaker 8: your severe reproaches because your daughter had been stolen from me,
- 2:23:14Speaker 8: I sence you word that both were dead. But now
- 2:23:19Speaker 8: as I have found out the thief, she must tell
- 2:23:22Speaker 8: us what has become of your child? At the name
- 2:23:26Speaker 8: of Zambonio Roberte, which she repeated several times throughout the story,
- 2:23:32Speaker 8: andres after changing color, often addressed to the surprise Trifoul
- 2:23:36Speaker 8: in these words, what has Heaven most happily brought me
- 2:23:42Speaker 8: to him whom I have hitherto sought in Vain? Can
- 2:23:46Speaker 8: I possibly have beheld my father, the author of my being?
- 2:23:50Speaker 8: Without knowing him? Yes, Father, I am Horatio, your son,
- 2:23:57Speaker 8: my tutor Albert. Having died, I felt a new certain
- 2:24:02Speaker 8: uneasiness in my mind. Left Bologna, and, abandoning my studies,
- 2:24:07Speaker 8: wandered about for six years in different places, according as
- 2:24:11Speaker 8: my curiosity led me. However, after the expiration of that time,
- 2:24:17Speaker 8: a secret impulse drove me to revisit my kindred and
- 2:24:20Speaker 8: my native country. But in Naples, Alas, I could no
- 2:24:25Speaker 8: longer find you, and could only hear vague reports concerning you,
- 2:24:29Speaker 8: So that, having in Vain tried to meet with you,
- 2:24:32Speaker 8: I ceased to roam about idly and stopped for a
- 2:24:35Speaker 8: while in Venice. From that time to this I have
- 2:24:39Speaker 8: lived without receiving any other information about my family. Except
- 2:24:44Speaker 8: knowing its name, you may judge whether to Falden was
- 2:24:48Speaker 8: not more than ordinarily moved all this while in one word,
- 2:24:52Speaker 8: to tell you shortly that which you will have an
- 2:24:54Speaker 8: opportunity of learning afterwards, more to your leisure, from the
- 2:24:59Speaker 8: confession of the old gipsy woman. To Foul then owns
- 2:25:02Speaker 8: you now for his daughter. Andres is your brother. And
- 2:25:07Speaker 8: as he can no longer think of marrying his sister,
- 2:25:10Speaker 8: and as he acknowledges he is under some obligation to
- 2:25:14Speaker 8: my master Lelio, he has obtained for him your hand Pandulphus,
- 2:25:20Speaker 8: being present at this discovery, gives his full consent to
- 2:25:23Speaker 8: the marriage, and to complete the happiness of the family,
- 2:25:27Speaker 8: proposes that the newly found Horatio should marry his daughter.
- 2:25:32Speaker 8: See how many incidents are produced at one and the
- 2:25:35Speaker 8: same time.
- 2:25:37Speaker 10: Such tidings perfectly amaze me.
- 2:25:40Speaker 8: The whole company followed me, except the two female champions,
- 2:25:44Speaker 8: who are adjusting their toilet. After the fray. Leander and
- 2:25:48Speaker 8: your father are also coming. I shall go and inform
- 2:25:51Speaker 8: my master of this, and let him know that what
- 2:25:54Speaker 8: we thought obstacles were increasing, Heaven almost wrought a miracle
- 2:25:59Speaker 8: in his favor.
- 2:26:00Speaker 1: Exit Mascarille.
- 2:26:03Speaker 11: Ah, this fortunate event fills me with as much as
- 2:26:06Speaker 11: joy as if it were my own case.
- 2:26:09Speaker 1: But here they come Scene fifteen, Trifalden Anselmo andres Celia,
- 2:26:16Speaker 1: Hippolyta Leander.
- 2:26:19Speaker 6: My child father, Do you already know how Heaven has
- 2:26:24Speaker 6: blessed us?
- 2:26:26Speaker 10: I have just now heard this wonderful.
- 2:26:28Speaker 1: Event, Hippolyta to Leander, you need.
- 2:26:33Speaker 11: Not find excuses for your past infidelity. The cause of it,
- 2:26:37Speaker 11: which I have before my eyes, is a sufficient excuse.
- 2:26:41Speaker 3: I crave nothing but a generous pardon. I call Heaven
- 2:26:45Speaker 3: to witness that though I returned to my duty suddenly,
- 2:26:49Speaker 3: my father's authority has influenced me less than my own inclination.
- 2:26:54Speaker 1: Andres to Celia.
- 2:26:56Speaker 7: Oh Kodevra had supposed that sour chest all all would
- 2:27:00Speaker 7: one day be condemned by nature. However, honor swayed it
- 2:27:06Speaker 7: always so much that with a little alteration it may
- 2:27:11Speaker 7: still continue.
- 2:27:14Speaker 10: As for me, I blamed myself and thought I was wrong,
- 2:27:18Speaker 10: because I felt nothing but a very sincere esteem for you.
- 2:27:23Speaker 10: I couldnot tell what powerful obstacles stopped me in a
- 2:27:26Speaker 10: path so agreeable and so dangerous, and averted my heart
- 2:27:31Speaker 10: from acknowledging a love which my senses endeavored to communicate
- 2:27:35Speaker 10: to my soul.
- 2:27:36Speaker 6: Trifaldin to Celia, but what would you say of me if,
- 2:27:41Speaker 6: as soon as I have found you, I should be
- 2:27:43Speaker 6: thinking of parting with you? I promised your hand to
- 2:27:47Speaker 6: this gentleman's son.
- 2:27:49Speaker 10: I know no will but yours.
- 2:27:53Speaker 1: Scene sixteen Triufaldin, Anselmo Pandulphus, Celia, Hippolyogi, Lilio Leander Andres Mascariel.
- 2:28:05Speaker 8: Now let us see whether this devil of yours will
- 2:28:09Speaker 8: have the power to destroy so solid a foundation is this,
- 2:28:12Speaker 8: and whether your inventive powers will again strive against this
- 2:28:16Speaker 8: great good luck that befalls you through a most unexpected
- 2:28:20Speaker 8: favorable turn of fortune. Your desires are crowned with success,
- 2:28:25Speaker 8: and Celia is yours?
- 2:28:28Speaker 9: Am.
- 2:28:28Speaker 2: I to believe that the omnipotence of heaven.
- 2:28:31Speaker 6: Yes, son in law, it is really so.
- 2:28:34Speaker 1: The matter is settled, Andres to Lilio.
- 2:28:39Speaker 7: By this I repay the obligation you'll.
- 2:28:42Speaker 2: Lay me on the Lilio to Mascariel, I must embrace
- 2:28:47Speaker 2: you have so many times in this great joy.
- 2:28:51Speaker 8: Oh, oh gently, I beseech you. He has almost choked
- 2:28:56Speaker 8: me I am very much afraid for Celia. If if
- 2:29:00Speaker 8: you embrace her so forcibly, one can do very well
- 2:29:03Speaker 8: without such proofs of affection.
- 2:29:06Speaker 1: Trifalden to Lilia.
- 2:29:08Speaker 6: You know the happiness with which Heaven has blessed me.
- 2:29:11Speaker 6: But since the same day has caused us all to rejoice.
- 2:29:15Speaker 6: Let us not part until it is ended, and that
- 2:29:18Speaker 6: Leander's father also be sent four quickly you are.
- 2:29:22Speaker 8: All provided for. Is there not some girl who might
- 2:29:26Speaker 8: suit poor Mascarille? As I see every jack has his jill.
- 2:29:31Speaker 8: I also want to be married.
- 2:29:35Speaker 4: I have a wife for you.
- 2:29:39Speaker 8: Let us go then, and may propitious Heaven give us
- 2:29:43Speaker 8: children whose fathers we really are.
- 2:29:47Speaker 1: End of Act five, end of The Blunderer or the
- 2:29:51Speaker 1: Counterplots by Moliere