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Episode 128: Hardware Shop Of Horror III · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Good evening. I'll be honest with you, I'm like, a
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  Speaker 1: minor accident is probably scary enough.
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  Speaker 2: Good evening. Well. Well.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Of a gloomy night out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Hey. Come into the house.
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  Speaker 2: That's way scarier than any Romanian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Bye and large, Tom. Come here. You're
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show's annual hardware shop
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  Speaker 1: of horror. Not a conventional episode this week, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: It's a week where myself, Jerry McBride, and him good self,
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  Speaker 1: Tom O'Mahony.
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  Speaker 2: Scary McBride over there.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Doom O'Mahony over there. I like it too
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  Speaker 1: yeah we like to do this Tom and Halloween is
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  Speaker 1: this week so this episode should drop in around Halloween
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  Speaker 1: you should be listening to it you know if you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to this in early November I guess it still.
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  Speaker 2: Works look it does but it's it's Saturday night from
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  Speaker 2: ye listening to us on Thursday so you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean the spookiness is upon us and we have
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  Speaker 2: we all know especially as Irish people we own Halloween
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  Speaker 2: so yeah it's ours it's ours.
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  Speaker 1: But we have exported it to the world, Tom, and
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  Speaker 1: what the world has done with Halloween is create scary movies.
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  Speaker 1: I guess we want a dollar in every million that
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  Speaker 1: they make down through the years, but I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that's going to happen. So this week for the Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry show, Hardware Shop of Halloween, not a conventional episode,
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  Speaker 1: as we say, what we're going to do, Tom, is
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  Speaker 1: we're going to take a look at how you, Tom O'Mahony,
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  Speaker 1: and me, Jerry McBride, would fare against some of horror's
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  Speaker 1: classic monsters.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think? I'm loving this because here's the thing, folks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what Jerry's going to throw at me.
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  Speaker 2: I've left this one completely in Jerry's wheelhouse because I'm excited. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's good, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: You'll have to think on the fly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. I'm
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  Speaker 2: very excited about this. I didn't want to know. Prior,
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  Speaker 2: and even I said to Jerry, I forgot myself. He went, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing it the right way now. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: find out as I throw them at you. Because that'll
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  Speaker 2: give a more honest, I think, appraisal. Other than me
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  Speaker 2: trying to bullshit my way to come up with ingenious ways.
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  Speaker 2: I could just be dead in the first place with
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  Speaker 2: each one of these guys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what we're going to do, Tom. And I've
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  Speaker 1: got a couple of ground rules, okay?
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  Speaker 2: This is you.
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  Speaker 1: Me. As you are now. And me as I am now.
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  Speaker 1: So this is not some younger, better, leaner, meaner, stronger
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  Speaker 1: version of ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Yeah, okay. All right. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, we're not.
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  Speaker 2: Making a contract here. This is not going to fare well.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to be the final girl in this
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  Speaker 1: one here.
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  Speaker 2: They're not even going to know my surname. That's, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: In these scenarios, Tom, we are alone. Just you and
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  Speaker 1: just me. We don't have, I'm sorry to say it,
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  Speaker 1: the family slowing us down.
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  Speaker 2: Grant, Grant.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't have to worry about, oh, well, I'd
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  Speaker 1: never be able to run with the kid or anything
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  Speaker 1: like this, although it might do be fucking gone leagues
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  Speaker 1: in front of me before I'd get out the door.
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  Speaker 2: It is just you. Grant, trust me.
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  Speaker 1: And you can choose to play this house or whatever
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  Speaker 1: you wish, stand and fight, run like hell, whatever it
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  Speaker 1: is you're going to want to do. And number three, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know that this is happening until it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So proper, proper. With the exception of one or two
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  Speaker 1: of the things that I have on the list here,
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  Speaker 1: you've got no prior warning that this is happening. The
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  Speaker 1: first that you know about it is when it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck, okay. Are you going to give me a
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  Speaker 2: scenario on each time?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. There's a couple of these guys, Tom, that
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  Speaker 1: you will see coming. But by and large, it is just,
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  Speaker 1: as in any scary movie, you round the corner and
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  Speaker 1: this fucker's standing there.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, shit, right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not a case of, well, I knew he
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  Speaker 1: was coming so I had my shotgun with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my clip-on chainsaw arm, yeah. Exactly, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound like a good half hour podcast for
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  Speaker 1: a Halloween special?
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  Speaker 2: I'm very, I'm very excited. Like I said, this could
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  Speaker 2: be done in just five minutes. I might be dead
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  Speaker 2: in all reality in early doors on this one. But
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  Speaker 2: let's see what Jerry's.
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  Speaker 1: Got for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's start, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go up against two of the heavy hitters of
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  Speaker 1: movie horror world, Tom. And we're going to take on
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  Speaker 1: one apiece because you'll see as we get there. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to go up against Michael Myers from Halloween and
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  Speaker 1: Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to do these guys separate, but they're
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  Speaker 3: basically the one fella. It is a large, supernatural... Unkillable,
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  Speaker 3: massive man who walks slowly towards you with a knife.
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  Speaker 1: Of some sorts.
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  Speaker 2: Wearing a mask of some sorts.
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  Speaker 1: Wearing a mask of some sorts, exactly. So there's not
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  Speaker 1: really clear blue sky between them. The only difference is
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  Speaker 1: that Michael Myers in Halloween prefers to do his haunting
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  Speaker 1: in an urban setting in the suburbs. And Jason Verhees
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  Speaker 1: is a nature boy. He's out on Camp Crystal Lake.
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  Speaker 1: So Michael's coming for me. Jason's coming for you. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Shit. Look, Tom. It's night time. You got the woods
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  Speaker 1: all around you in your house, as you do. It's
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  Speaker 1: very picturesque. I love to see it. You look out
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  Speaker 1: the window and here's this fucking guy coming. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: will give you this much. You know it's Jason. You
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  Speaker 1: know it's not just some lad from up the road.
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  Speaker 1: Jason's been killing up and down the days.
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  Speaker 2: Grand. So I don't go out and ask him is
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  Speaker 2: he alright for directions. Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: He can't go, oh shit, it's Jason that I know
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  Speaker 1: from the movies with the skill set that he has.
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  Speaker 2: Go. And I'm in my own house.
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  Speaker 1: You're in your own house. You are your own self.
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  Speaker 1: But you're at home alone, Tom. The wife's going to
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  Speaker 1: be in town with the children or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can I go to the gun safe?
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  Speaker 1: Do I have a gun safe?
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  Speaker 2: Your house, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: It's your house. Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: Spot Jason. I guess... See, the argument would be is
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  Speaker 2: to turn off all the lights. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because it blackens it. But you know what? I ain't
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  Speaker 2: going out into his fortress. I back myself out in
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  Speaker 2: the woods. But this motherfucker, he seems to have... an
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  Speaker 2: uncanny ability to just appear striding thousands of fucking steps
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  Speaker 2: at a time while moving really slowly so I think
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to draw him in and have the place
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  Speaker 2: brightly lit that's the only way to do it see
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  Speaker 2: can I draw him in because at least I've got
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  Speaker 2: four walls and some glass right at least it'll buy
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  Speaker 2: me some time I head out there to meet him
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  Speaker 2: head on and see can I sneak away I've seen
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  Speaker 2: the movies this fucker would chase me into the next
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  Speaker 2: county I'm going to burn out. Yes. So I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to just conserve my energy. Might take a fucking, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, slug a fucking something to get going. Just
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  Speaker 2: to say, right, let's go. And I guess, is there
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  Speaker 2: a point in going to the gun safe? Because this
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  Speaker 2: guy can get shot. I've seen him being shot.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing, Tom. I mean, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'll let you cook here, buddy, but go on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there's all sorts I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: I want to stick his hand into the fucking, into
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  Speaker 2: the ninja bullet. I'm going to stick his face down
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  Speaker 2: on the fucking hot iron. I'm probably going to have
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  Speaker 2: to set up a couple of booby traps straight out
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  Speaker 2: the gate. At least to get... You've got to get
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  Speaker 2: that fucker down, Gerry. You've got to get him down.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have the makings of booby traps in your
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  Speaker 1: house at short notice? He's across the field and closing time.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. All I can do is put a couple of...
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, maybe, maybe I could pull
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  Speaker 2: some sort of fucking... I mean, I've got mic cables.
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  Speaker 2: Could I just leave the door open and just draw
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  Speaker 2: him in? Because the only way to hunt is to
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  Speaker 2: corral something. The only way to hunt, you can't hunt
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  Speaker 2: something in the wild. Out in the fucking vastness, you've
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  Speaker 2: got to corral it. So I think corral him, let
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  Speaker 2: him in the front door. I'll turn the lights off
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  Speaker 2: in the hall and leave the lights on in the
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  Speaker 2: other rooms around. And I think that's the only way.
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  Speaker 2: Get him to the ground and a full box of
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  Speaker 2: shells in the pocket. That's all I can do, Ger.
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  Speaker 2: I know we could talk about knives. I could go
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  Speaker 2: full Macaulay Culkin on this and heat up this thing
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  Speaker 2: and cook. Ain't got the time. I think run a
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  Speaker 2: cable across the door. Trip him. Because he's a goofy fuck, right?
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  Speaker 2: They do all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what you're doing with my cable. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were going to lure him in to do like a...
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  Speaker 1: A tight fight. Oh, yeah, we'll just have a little
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  Speaker 1: sit down here with Jason. Where's Jason? What would you
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  Speaker 1: like to say here?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's my good, strong fucking trip cable. Get him
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  Speaker 2: to the ground. And just empty as many as I
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  Speaker 2: can into the fucker. And just hope for best at
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  Speaker 2: that stage. Excellent. Excellent.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tom... I'll let you know how I do with
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  Speaker 1: Michael over here, and then we can decide whether or
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  Speaker 1: not we actually survive these scenarios. Michael Myers, slow moving,
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  Speaker 1: comes walking at you. I've watched all the Halloween movies, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen the fucker break into a run.
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  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. No, no. I mean, that mask for
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  Speaker 2: any trivia people out there, do you know what the
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  Speaker 2: mask is?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's William Shatner painted white.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's Inside Out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is it Inside Out?
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  Speaker 2: Inside Out, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, there you go. But I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: it is. It's hard to breathe through, so his labored
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  Speaker 1: breathing is going to slow him down. I am doing
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  Speaker 1: very like what you're doing, Tom. I am leaving the
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  Speaker 1: front door open so that he comes in. And I
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  Speaker 1: am juking around the back of the house, out across
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  Speaker 1: the wall. Then I am running, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Do we have our own cars also, by the way?
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  Speaker 1: You know, let's make it fair.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not have cars because anybody can drive away. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But I've enjoyed years of running, Tom. And I think
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  Speaker 1: I should put that into good use, running away from something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not confronting this man. I'm not getting within 20
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  Speaker 1: yards of him. I'm getting the fuck out of Dodge.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm putting these steppers on the pavement and going
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  Speaker 1: until I hit Monaghan. See, I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 1: enough because he seems to be kind of supernatural that
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  Speaker 1: every time you're going to look over your shoulder, Gerard,
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  Speaker 1: and I know you're a good runner, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: back my own running.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I ain't running. It's not because I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a coward. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: But.
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  Speaker 2: What is the magic thing that he has that every
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  Speaker 2: time somebody looks over... I mean, and then you look
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  Speaker 2: over your shoulder chair. We know you can trip. You
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  Speaker 2: have tripped, you poor bastard, before. I am running in
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  Speaker 2: the dark here, it must be said. There's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of curbs until you get to Monaghan.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of curbs. I'm hoping in this scenario
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  Speaker 1: that I have been able to pull on my shoes,
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  Speaker 1: but who's to say?
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  Speaker 2: So, like, I just imagine for some reason, because this
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  Speaker 2: always seems to be like some pretty chick, like, is running,
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  Speaker 2: Gerard's just giving the whole girly, oh no!
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  Speaker 1: Oh no!
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  Speaker 2: Keeps running, looking over her shoulder, and Gerard just finally,
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  Speaker 2: Gerard with an eye, this time.
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  Speaker 1: So let's analyse it Tom I think looking at both
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  Speaker 1: of our preferred escapes and based on what I've seen
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  Speaker 1: these people do in movies before I don't think either
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  Speaker 1: of us are making it out of this one alive
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  Speaker 1: I think what your plan there which is to try
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  Speaker 1: and outsmart him and bring him in and defeat him
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  Speaker 1: has never worked against Jason for anybody across nine movies
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say you get him down you unload
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  Speaker 1: the shotgun into him you sit down have a vape
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  Speaker 1: with a job well done and he fucking he sits
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  Speaker 1: up behind you And so be it as well with
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  Speaker 1: Michael Myers. You can run, but if he is intended
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  Speaker 1: to kill you, he will cross states to get you.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll be up at home the next day in
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  Speaker 1: my mam's house going, Jesus, mam, yeah, no, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean to wake you up last night, but I landed
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  Speaker 1: home after running from Dublin. And then you look out
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  Speaker 1: the window and he's there. And at that stage, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that twinkly music in the background.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking good Lord take me. One other factor that
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  Speaker 1: might come into it, Tom, based on the movies is
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  Speaker 1: that both Jason and Michael do tend... To prefer....
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  Speaker 2: Boards.
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  Speaker 1: To select victims based on their amount of sex they're having.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we're safe enough then.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was just going to say, back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: if I were a teenager and they came at me, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been absolutely 100% safe, Tom. I would
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  Speaker 1: have made it to the credits.
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  Speaker 2: You would have made it to the boat and fucking....
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These days, I don't know, it's hit or miss. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're both getting tracked down and killed. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: how we fare, Tom, against our next guy. How about that? Nice.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Our next guy, you cannot escape him. Not even in
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  Speaker 1: your dreams. Because it's Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: His preferred method of killing you.
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  Speaker 2: Is to get you while you're sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: In your dreams and kill you while you sleep. So
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  Speaker 1: what we got to do here, Tom, is stay awake.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So let's, like, okay, so assuming that he only wants
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  Speaker 2: to kill, can we put it that we're by ourselves completely? Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Or is he happy to kill either Tom or Jerry
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  Speaker 2: when he gets one of us? Like, are we competing
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  Speaker 2: with each other here on this one?
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  Speaker 1: I think, like, you know, in the last one, it
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  Speaker 1: was Michael Myers and Jason, and they were more or
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  Speaker 1: less the same person. In this regard, I think you
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  Speaker 1: and I, in our 40s, similar workloads, comedians, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Wintering well yeah so i think we're pretty much the
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  Speaker 1: same so what goes for one will go for all
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  Speaker 1: but in this scenario yes we are at home alone
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  Speaker 1: in the house uh nobody to wake us up just
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  Speaker 1: a fucking burning face demon running loose in our in our.
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  Speaker 2: Dreams now i'm quite good at sleep deprivation um.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: What comedian isn't?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who among us hasn't driven the corking back in one
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  Speaker 1: fucking night?
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  Speaker 2: So I don't really do the eight hour thing on
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  Speaker 2: a regular basis. Like I talked about getting an extra
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  Speaker 2: long sleep there a while back and it still lives
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  Speaker 2: with me, the notion of it. Like these kids in
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  Speaker 2: that movie, like they're getting full eight to 10 hour sleeps,
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  Speaker 2: the little fuckers. Like most of the sleeps I have
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  Speaker 2: they're fucking unbroken with fucking nightmares of reality anyway. Like,
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  Speaker 2: so they're just shattered anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, throw them on the pile, Freddie.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, Freddie come dragging his fingernails up along
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  Speaker 2: the yoke and I'd be like, Freddie, just hold for
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  Speaker 2: one second. Mortgage. Can I just, can I give you
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  Speaker 2: two seconds here?
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  Speaker 1: Mortgage.
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  Speaker 2: One second. Yeah, go ahead there, Freddie.
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  Speaker 1: Funny to say it, Tom. Yeah, Freddie Krueger will generally
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  Speaker 1: attack you in your dreams based on what it is
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  Speaker 1: that you are most anxious about. Yeah. So if you're
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: anxious about not making the American football team at school,
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  Speaker 1: then he will appear to you as a team of
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: American footballers and trample you into the ground. I think
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: with both you and I, it's just a stack of
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  Speaker 1: fucking admin and paperwork on top of us.
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  Speaker 2: Like there's a knock-in, there's a knock-in coming from a,
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  Speaker 2: I want to call it in the front wheel of
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  Speaker 2: the car. I'm like, what's, I'm like, is that a sensor?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a fucking what? I got to fucking get
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  Speaker 2: it plugged in and checked.
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  Speaker 1: Now what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to plug in the fucking screen into the
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  Speaker 2: car and look and there's Freddy looking back at me
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  Speaker 2: with his fingernails.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to be like.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Fred, while you're down there, could you... With those nails,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: would you mind checking the fucking wiring on that sensor,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: that ABS sensor that's there, please?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: And he's there like, Tom, it's bad news. Looks like
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you blew your head gasket. I.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I... There's one thing about the mysteriousness of Jason and Michael.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, there's a creepiness to him. But like Freddie,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: every so often, Freddie's going to show up and just
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: scare me with things like, Fred, fuck, man, you have
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: no idea. Actually, do you know what, Fred? Come for
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: a walk with me, Fred, for a second. I want
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: you to actually have a look at my fucking dreams.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, it cuts to me and me
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: and Freddie sitting down having a coffee. He's like, Jesus,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry, man. I had no idea. I'm like, yeah, yeah.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine getting fucking... Can you imagine facing into
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: a corporate of a bunch of people who fucking already
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: hate each other and now you've got to go out
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: there for an hour in front of them and fucking
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: be hated? Come on, Fred. Come on.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Well, Tom, this is where it might work in our
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: favours because, like I said, we are who we are
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: in these scenarios. You and I are both comedians. One working,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: one lapsed, it must be said. But that's a skill
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: set that could help us here. Freddy Krueger, above all things,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: he is scary, yes, but he's also a prick. He's
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: a heckler. He will fucking... Talk shit to you while
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: he's killing you. He'll give you one liners. I wasn't
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: joking with that head gasket line, you know, it'd be like,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: time to put you, you know, like it's like you're
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: having problems with your clutch and then he grabs you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: and all this kind of shit. That could work in
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: our favor, Tom, because both you and I have fielded
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: a heckler in our times.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: So can I just go straight back at it? with
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: his stupid shit.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: You can go straight back at him and time and
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: time again in the Nightmare on Elm Street films the
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: truest way to defeat Freddy Krueger is to show him
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: you're not afraid of him oh Grant and then he
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: loses all his power once you turn around and go
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you Freddy he has no power
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: over you so what we have to do is crowd.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Work Grant Grant Freddy you got a woman with you
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: no I guessed because you've seen yourself right Freddy You
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: look like a malignant ball bag. For the love of fuck, Freddie.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Where did you get that fucking jumper? Oxfam just called.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: They don't want it fucking back. Fuck me.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Tom, maybe you're not as safe as I thought.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Fucking Freddie.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You would be the pick of the two of us.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I reckon you are going to ace this because once
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: you get over the fear of this nightmare of being
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: in the NCT center or watching the car get smushed
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: or whatever it might be. And then it just flips
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: and you're getting NCT'd. Once you get over that and
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you realize what's going on and he starts giving you
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: bad manners, your natural inclination to give him bad manners
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: back and best him at that. Oh, yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would welcome that from fucking Freddy, actually.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I would actually welcome that from Freddy.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: So I reckon this is one that Tom survives and
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I have a fighting chance, but it's entirely more likely
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: that I will think of the perfect zinger to tell
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: to Freddy Krueger after I wake up.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's only with practice.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: So if I survive one night and I go to
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the next night, I'll be like, hey, Freddie, remember what
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you said to me last night?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Say it again. Played also by a fella called Robert England,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: which never fucking sat well with me.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That actually might kick into my....
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: It's your next one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Tom, we're going to get a little lower with our
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: next guy. This guy might be small, but he is nasty.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think I know who's coming.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Haunted doll Chucky. So same situation again. You don't know
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Chucky's coming. You just ran the corner and there's a
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: two foot something malevolent talking doll with a knife in
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: each hand giving you shit coming at you. Now, I've
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: often thought about this, right?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Not fighting Chucky, but Chucky can fucking move. He can
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: chuck and move.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: He's nimble.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: He's nimble. And that's nearly scarier than a big fucking
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: unit coming at you. Because in one way, a big
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: cumbersome fucking thing, you know, death by a thousand cuts,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: you can get in at him. I'm not talking about
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: just Jason or whatever, but you know when you think about,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: as Jerry says, bears ain't shit. He could beat a bear.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you now, if you put two fucking
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: standing knives in a squirrel's hands he's fucking you up
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: you're not getting the odds Tom you're not getting a
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: glove on a squirrel like they move so quick even
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: when they're relaxed they're moving quick so I think of
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Chucky the same fucking way this is.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: The thing I mean people think like you know well
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: if a dog ever attacked me I would just fucking
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: boot it and go on about the business and so
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: be it with Chucky I have questions about Chucky and
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: he racked up a hell of a body count and
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: some of them were Members of the Armed Forces. So
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: who am I to say a fucking grey-haired fat man
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: cresting 50 over here? I'm going to stick a move.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: But then again, as you did say, Tom, I do
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: believe I could fight a bear. Here's the thing with
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Chucky that I could never understand. Is he a doll
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: or is he a little man? Because if he's a doll,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: surely he's as light as a doll.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I always thought he was a doll.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Right, but is he, so does that mean that, or
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: is he like a tiny, he is a doll that
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: gets possessed and comes back to life and is evil
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: and all that kind of shit. But like, how much
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: does he weigh, I guess, is the question.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think if he comes back to life,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, the ethereal notion of a soul weighs nothing.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So I don't think he's
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: coming back and suddenly the doll is putting on four stone.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so suddenly he's not like a four stone man.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Because if it is just like, with respect to everybody
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: that died in the Child's Play films... If Chucky is
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: in fact just the weight of a big cabbage patch
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: doll then I'm booting him over the fucking wall.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Now here's the thing. Try laying a boot on a
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: squirrel again is what I'm saying Ger.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: This is it too.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: You're like Ronaldo couldn't fucking lay a boot on a
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: squirrel and you and I who haven't swung a boot
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: at a ball in fucking 30 years like our notion
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: is fucking great but I don't know. I think that
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: fucker has your fucking, he's got your hamstring cut. You know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: your Achilles cut. As you're booting through the air and
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: he's just fucking sidestepped you. I think, again, a deck
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: by a thousand cuts. I do think, now, I know
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: cats are super strong and I'm wondering about his strength
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: because he does seem to be a super strong little fucker.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: But I think body weight, if you can get up
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: on top of him, I think you've got to get
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: down on the ground on top of him. If you
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: can find a way to mince him, and the only
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: flappy thing I see about him is I think... Go
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: into full Tiger Kung Fu... And get down low... And
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: get a head... Handful of that fucking hair... And suffer
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: that one arm... Is going to have to... Fuck cut
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: out of it... By his knives... And then I think...
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Mount the cunt... Then I think... Mount him... And with
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: everything you have... You're going to have to... If the skull...
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: If he is made of... Doll head... I think you
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: just need to fucking light him up with everything you have.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Even if you've got your own fucking stumpy bones in
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: that hand, I think you've just got to keep on
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: fucking stabbing until you bust open that doll head. That's
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: the only way.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. And not for nothing
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: as well, you know, fighting a little fucking ghoul running
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: around like that. How do you thump? You know what
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I mean? You're swinging at nothing. You've got to fucking
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: stoop down. Your stance is all out of place. I'm
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: no fighter thump, but I reckon I could swing one
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: good thump at someone.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Several good thumps at any given bear. But like when
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you're swiping at something that's like down floor level, your
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: balance is going to be all off.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: It's the start of an uppercut. That's all you're ever
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: going to get at him. Like, you know what I mean?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: You're never going to get a fucking right hook. You're
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: never going to jab him. I think the only way,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: if you can, and I'm saying if you can, I
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: genuinely think, Gerard, this one, you'd probably last longer than
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you would with some of the others. Yes. But I
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: think he's getting us both with a thousand cuts.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give us a fighting chance.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: A fighting chance, but I would say it's 55-45 to
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Chucky because the fucker moves fast. And assuming he's got
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: his standard set of fucking kitchen knives with him and
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: we don't, I'm going to say 55-45 Chucky for us
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: on this one, realistically.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say a fighting chance with the possibility
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: of perhaps the most humiliating of all these deaths. where
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I go to kick him whiff it fall he just
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: fucking slits me through when I hit the ground.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's it could be over as quick as that
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: it really could well here we go Tom we're rocking
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and rolling with these here now I've got a couple more.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: The next one Tom is would we survive the movie
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Hellraiser Tom you're in the house by yourself then you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: notice there's a mysterious puzzle box yes the puzzle box
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: is this the one that pricks my finger Once you
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: solve the puzzle, yes. Now, once you are, you know,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in some iterations of Hellraiser, it pricks your finger on
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: your gut. In other iterations, it's just solving the puzzle
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: opens the door to hell where a bunch of demons
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: come out and claim your soul for their own. We
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: know this, haven't seen the films. You don't know this.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: All you know is there's a gold Rubik's cube sitting
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: on your kitchen table. Do you make it through the night?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: 100% on this one.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Absolutely 100% you and I are walking out of the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: house down to computer exchange asking how much will you
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: give me for this 100% that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Thing's going to the Oxfam the next day I have
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: like people think you know like people have bought me
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: presents in the past because I you know I was
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: an engineer and stuff and they for some reason have
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: this notion that I love you know those office based
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you know, office desk bakes, fucking Chinese fucking.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Toys and puzzles and shit.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: And there's a guy, there's a program on Netflix, I
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: would urge anybody to watch it, it's called Obsessed and
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: it's a little short vignette, like it's like 15 minutes
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: with these people that are fucking burnt into doing this
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: one particular thing. Like one guy is incredible at Lego
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: and one guy is the most phenomenal carpenter you've ever
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: seen for making these puzzles. And I'm watching, I'm going, jeez, wow.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: But there is not one fucking milli drop of want
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: in me to go at any of them i couldn't
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: give half a fuck about a rube scoop never did
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: never people like i got them as kids i just
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: never gave half of and if here's the thing i've
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: tried them and i got super fucking bored real quick
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: and i don't think hell raisers box like there isn't
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: a I just really got to fucking get this. You know,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I really got to get this thing. I got to,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: got to, I got to open. No, I, no, I
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: get that way with some stuff. Like if, you know,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I think that's actually practical and I fucking need it
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to work. Yeah, I'll get that way with it. But
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: if it's a, what I, it's considered a toy, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: find no toy in that shit.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on this one, Tom. I am, I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: am surviving this one handy. I've never been able to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: get a side on a Rubik's Cube and I can't
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: put together Lego without the fucking instructions. And I'm talking
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: about Duplo Lego.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Even at that, I'm okay. And himself loves K'Nex and
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: he loves Lego and he's putting all these... Now, to
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: be fair, none of the characters that he has looks
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: anything like what they did on the box because he's
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: put fucking demon heads on. Yeah, of course. You know,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: he's fucked up everything and it's beautiful. That's what I appreciate.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: But it's putting it together to see, like, am I
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: going to make the fucking what do you call it
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: from Star Wars the fucking the big dead star the
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: dead am I fuck I wouldn't make the dead pebble
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Ger I lose I lose commitment I lose such commitment
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: in the middle of these things and I can commit
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: to that I've no commitment to any of that bullshit
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: at all I.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Never have never have if they want to get me
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: if they want to get me sometimes in the Hellraiser
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: movies if anybody's seen them The box is this unsolvable thing,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: but if you do solve it, you get granted access
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: to hell and all this kind of crap. The trick
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: being people are like, oh shit, I thought I was
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: going to get a load of money or fucking get
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the ride or whatever like that. You're telling me now,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: oh shit, I didn't know I was opening this fucking
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: thing to hell. That's how they get you, Tom. Every
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: fucker that lays hands on that box solves it. It's
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: a twist and a click and a boom. To the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: point that some people are like, yeah, the box is
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: easy to get as many people as possible. So even
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a fucking dumb fuck like you and I would probably
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: be able to solve it. I'm just not going near it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: If they want to get me, Tom, with this kind
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: of shit, what they want to do is like have
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: some haunted Ikea or some haunted flat pack that I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: put together and Swedish demons come out and they're like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: we're here to get you, sir. I'm like, ah, you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: fucking have me. That's me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I just put together a set of drawers of Mexican
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: pine and be like, Mr. Manny. It is me. What's
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the day of the dead again where they all come
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: up with their faces painted?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: With all the faces, yeah. And then, like, you know,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: we cut to Tom and he's just strung up like
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a pinata getting the shit beaten out of him.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I get for using a fucking impact driver
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: when they told me to use a fucking hand screwdriver. Shit. Shit. Yeah,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: that's about the only way, but I would... If I...
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I would walk the fucking dust that would gather... The
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: pinhead would get so fucking annoyed with me. The dust
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that would gather on that fucking thing sitting... I wouldn't fucking...
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't fucking... Jesus Christ.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Well, Tom, even if Pinhead did arrive to URI's house,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: if ever there was a pair of boys that had
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: a claw hammer in their possession, they'd go on a
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: wee second by, do you want them nails out or
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: do you want them all the way in?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a lovely yoke for pulling
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: them out of fucking fencing posts. I can fucking no
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: bother sit still, but I'll pull them all out.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, play the hand on that. Tom there we go
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: we didn't die all the time we didn't make it
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: through all of them either so all that to say
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: is we have a little bit of prep if we
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: want to see next Halloween other than that there's a
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: usual array of Dracula's and the what not Dracula wouldn't
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: stake through the heart Tom you tell me you don't
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: have a fence post about the house I.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Actually made a couple of timber stakes last night for
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: pinning down a big fucking Halloween decoration Grant When I
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: held them up, it was like, they're very vampire-ish looking, actually.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: But anyway. Yeah, we have zombies, Tom. If it's the
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: slow version, you know, the lumbering slow version of them.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I'll have time to get the fucking gun safe open.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: We'll get the hell out of there. If it's the
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: fast version, like the real mad 28 Days Later running version, nah, fuck, no.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just standing out in the road with my hands
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: out going like, yeah, go on ahead, lads. Have at it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not running away from you, lads.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: And if it's the purge, Tom.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: If it's the purge.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm all in on that. I'm all in on that.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Something tells me you'll.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Be out doing a fucking purge rather than defending the house.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I think I'd be yeah I'd be alright on that one.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah the purge is the one that you
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: do get 24 hours notice on so you you know
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it's coming because it's purge night it's like it's not
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: like you're fucking it's not like St. Patrick's Day creeps
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: up on you it's like you know it's coming.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'm one of the few people that watch the purge
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: go on the side of the lads go on yeah
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  Speaker 2: looks alright they can tell you a couple of houses
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  Speaker 2: I'll be visiting promptly.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Folks what we want to know in the time available
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: to us after this episode drops and before Halloween how
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you guys would fare against said creatures of the night
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you can let us know on our social media channels
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: over on at Tom and Gerry show on Instagram Tom
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  Speaker 1: with a T.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Gerry with a G there's would be huge appreciation on
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: our behalf if you would hit subscribe on whatever platform
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: you're on and give us the five star As well
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: as that, if you're like, lads, you missed, of course
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: we missed a load, but do tell us, tell us
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the ones we've missed. I know there was the likes
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: of the Candyman, Pennywise the Clown, you know, fucking throwing
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Hannibal Lecter in there. Like, you know what I mean? Let's,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: feel free to throw the ones out, what we missed,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: but we would like to hear how you would have
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: fared with them too. Are you going straight to the
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: circular saw? Are you going to charm them to death?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Are you going to pull out your, bring your kid
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: out front and center who's just learned the tin whistle
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and will scare the fuck out of them? Out of
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: anything that comes through the door. When he's trying to
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: play three blind mice. Let us know. In. On the
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: social medias. But you can also. In the comments section.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: On Spotify too.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But.
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  Speaker 2: Typically. Instagram is the place to find us. And write
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: all those things. Ger. I'm a way to fucking. Bolt everything.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Just for some reason. I've got a load of nails.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And a few.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Two by fours. Inside the house. I'm going to nail
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: them to the inside of the door.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: And Tom. Get ready for. For Halloween night. This.
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  Speaker 2: The.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: This coming week. Dare say, with still a couple of
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: kids about the house. Could be a bit of crack
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's crack has been planned.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Go on, take care.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Look.