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Live from Christchurch for our Never Have You Ever Tour! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the Ben Podcast thanks to Challenge putting the service
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  Speaker 1: back into service stations.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta welcome to the podcast. So we've started off. I
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  Speaker 2: never have you ever tour today going around the country
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  Speaker 2: doing things for the first time, or helping you achieve
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  Speaker 2: things doing your nervers that you've never done before in
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  Speaker 2: your life. Megan, almost ate an oyster as you're here
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  Speaker 2: in just a second?
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  Speaker 3: Can you can you eat one?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 3: They're still they're still sitting here, but I want you
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  Speaker 3: to chill it like five times.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's where people come and stuck with the
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  Speaker 4: oyster games, and it feels like any food that you
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  Speaker 4: have to get down quick is probably a red flag
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  Speaker 4: about their particular food. Isn't it his mouth?
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  Speaker 5: He's going a few choose.
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  Speaker 4: Does it get harder to swallow the more you chew?
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  Speaker 2: No, well, my dear, if you've got that thing about
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  Speaker 2: you didn't like the taste of it or whatever, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It does it gives you more of that taste in
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  Speaker 2: your mouth and that flavor in your mouth. Like I
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  Speaker 2: definitely need some some pequ or something is going to
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  Speaker 2: be kissing you right now, Megan, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not you can have that.
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  Speaker 3: When I spat out.
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  Speaker 4: Listened to the show Emily trying oysters for the first time,
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  Speaker 4: and she because we had the accompanied the cuisine with
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  Speaker 4: lemon and she ended up just sucking on the lemon.
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  Speaker 2: Afterwards, she didn't she didn't look like she enjoyed it
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  Speaker 2: at all, shaking very shortly. On the podcast as well
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  Speaker 2: as when you're like those who oyster oyster hard, you're
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  Speaker 2: either in it or you're.
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  Speaker 3: Out big fans or not at all.
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  Speaker 2: My wife slowly got it into it, slowly, but more
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  Speaker 2: about the occasion thing and sharing something.
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  Speaker 3: It's also something I'm not keen to get into because
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  Speaker 3: it's an expensive Yeah. Yeah, true, it's in the past time.
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  Speaker 4: We always talk about the you know, the first the
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  Speaker 4: first person to try particular foods, you know, milking the cow,
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  Speaker 4: what you you know, what you would explain if someone
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  Speaker 4: walked in on that act, Even if you were the
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  Speaker 4: first person to have an oyster, you'd probably go listen.
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  Speaker 5: I would if you had asked me, don't bother yourself.
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  Speaker 4: We'll move on from this desperate day. Now you're low like, well,
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  Speaker 4: it's a delicacy?
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  Speaker 6: What was the thing?
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  Speaker 2: I ap for a laugh? But that's on the podcast today.
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  Speaker 2: You're hear it very shortly as well as they had
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  Speaker 2: a couple of blowouts, so we're both you. John and
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  Speaker 2: myself had some blants with texts your things are going
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  Speaker 2: to wrong, people wrong occasional.
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  Speaker 6: Jat.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed that on the podcast The Hits that Jona
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  Speaker 1: wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We're here in christ hitch On they never have you
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  Speaker 2: ever toil. It started last night we arrived at wonderful hotel.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the Scenic Circle, Cotswold. Now before we
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  Speaker 4: had even arrived at the hotel, we got an email
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  Speaker 4: saying we need you to say that you had a
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  Speaker 4: lovely night at the Scenic Cotswold Hotel.
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  Speaker 5: Now this is before we've even stayed there.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, they're making these wild pains before we've
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  Speaker 4: even stayed there. And then I didn't have a lovely
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  Speaker 4: night at the hotel. I had the best goddamn night
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  Speaker 4: of my entire existence.
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  Speaker 2: Thattel felt like I was staying and like I keep
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  Speaker 2: saying Hogsmead and Meghan's like, what what what's that?
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  Speaker 6: Harry Potter? You know it guys gets the wand and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: It's very quaint in English.
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  Speaker 3: Sony cottages.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very actually, yeah, and talk with the British
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  Speaker 2: accent do they's stayed enormous but king size bend fit
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  Speaker 2: for a king.
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  Speaker 4: I opened the sheets.
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  Speaker 5: Charles was lying there.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming to Australia this week, so maybe he popped over.
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  Speaker 2: I had a couple of nights in Christitch, so thank
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  Speaker 2: you very much for putting us up. We are on
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  Speaker 2: our never have you Ever tour, which means all this
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  Speaker 2: week we're going to make your nevers come true. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: if there's anything we should be doing in christ Chitch,
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  Speaker 2: we're here for the day for four eight seven. Things
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  Speaker 2: that we've never done before, and the things that maybe
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  Speaker 2: you've never done before, we're going to make some of
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  Speaker 2: them happen.
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  Speaker 4: Over the day before the tour even kicked off. Last night,
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  Speaker 4: we're flying to christ Chitch and we made a little girls
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  Speaker 4: dream come true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I had never actually I don't. I never told you
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  Speaker 3: that I'd never given out the lollies before we took it.
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  Speaker 2: We took a punt because we didn't know exactly if
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  Speaker 2: it never handed out the lollies on a plane, but
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  Speaker 2: couldn't really ask you because then you would be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know what they're going to do, so we just
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  Speaker 2: kind of made it happen.
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  Speaker 4: And so this is about halfway through, three quarters of
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  Speaker 4: the way through the Flighty message comes over the PA system.
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  Speaker 1: You have a very.
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  Speaker 4: Special mollie runner up the front of the aircraft. It's
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  Speaker 4: getting straight to head out the.
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  Speaker 1: Lollies on an em We want to think of ourselves
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  Speaker 1: as educators on the slight.
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  Speaker 4: So they take a lolly from her. And as you
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  Speaker 4: come through the cann sorry I don't take strangers.
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  Speaker 5: Just hear him in advance.
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  Speaker 3: It took my job very seriously, he does.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we know you didn't you did? There's audio
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to play later.
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  Speaker 2: You're like you did about four rows and then you
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  Speaker 2: stopped on about the back of the plane. And producer
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  Speaker 2: Alie myself that no lawyers came anywhere near us.
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  Speaker 3: To stop halfway through Randwich between the trolleys there drinks
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  Speaker 3: trolleys on it the sides. So I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to sit down.
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  Speaker 6: I don't we have to say lovely things about the
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  Speaker 6: Scenic Circle hotel.
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  Speaker 2: And it was lovely, but the worst lolly giving out
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  Speaker 2: if on a flight because no one, no one got
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  Speaker 2: it from row like six onwards.
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  Speaker 3: I know because I also like at the start, I
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  Speaker 3: just handed out like heaps. I'll just take one.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, take handfuls.
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  Speaker 3: They're not why lolly's.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't get one, no one, no one around me
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  Speaker 6: got one.
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  Speaker 3: We've all gone halfway through to you.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate about those lollies?
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  Speaker 4: Is the woven basket, that basket that would have been
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  Speaker 4: on a right brother's flight back in the day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it has been very consistent throughout the years, isn't it.
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  Speaker 6: Very iconic things?
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  Speaker 2: So we made Megan's dream come true of half heartedly
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  Speaker 2: handing out lolli's on a plane.
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  Speaker 3: I did get told off by a mum as well
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  Speaker 3: for giving a kid too many.
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  Speaker 5: Oh did you you said, just don't scramble.
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  Speaker 6: I thought about that too, Yeah, four four seven.
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  Speaker 2: If you've got something we should be doing in Christure
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  Speaker 2: somewhere around the country throughout the week. And I never
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  Speaker 2: have you ever tour thanks to gas picture service stations
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  Speaker 2: and some discounts loyalty program to get fuel discounts every week.
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  Speaker 2: But next Kate, one's like I noticed you keep banging
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  Speaker 2: on about the Titanic movie from about twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 2: But more revelations.
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  Speaker 4: About something we don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Something we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: About the iconic door scene, and we thought we knew
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  Speaker 2: everything about the door scene. We'll tell you next on
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  Speaker 2: the Hats.
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  Speaker 1: The Hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Here, I now never have you ever tour. Throughout the week,
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  Speaker 2: we're trying to make people's nivers come true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then christ Church today, we've got some big
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  Speaker 4: stuff planned after the show today, involving a helicopter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's just flying at a helicopter. I was
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  Speaker 5: trying to make it sound more amazing than flying a helicopter.
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  Speaker 5: But it's going to be amazing if one person who's
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  Speaker 5: never been in one.
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  Speaker 2: I know, very exciting we get to surprise someone with
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  Speaker 2: that today. Throughout the week we'll be doing more of
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  Speaker 2: those things. So if there's anything you'd love to do
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  Speaker 2: for for eight seven on the text or anything we
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  Speaker 2: should be doing while we're in christ Hitch.
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  Speaker 6: That Titanic feels like a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: That movie it was, it was nineteen ninety seven.
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  Speaker 4: We love talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love talking about the iconic movie from James
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  Speaker 2: Cameron as well Celine Dion's song Bursting Ounce. You know,
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  Speaker 2: although I was really in the news today that they're
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  Speaker 2: accusing her of lip syncing at the Paraslympics.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, She's like, she's there. If she was, she was.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, so if she lip synced, she
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  Speaker 3: didn't bang up.
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  Speaker 4: That know.
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  Speaker 2: They've got YouTube analysts looking into it and they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I think she was lip singing, quietly singing.
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  Speaker 6: While you know, I was like, oh God, who really kiss?
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  Speaker 4: So they boats saying one hundred and eleven years ago.
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  Speaker 4: The movie is from ninety ninety seven. Yeah, but what's
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  Speaker 4: the latest? So Kate was this week?
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  Speaker 2: It's been so this why it's back in the news again.
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  Speaker 2: Kate wins it's been asked about it. She's probably like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: can I stop talking about this movie again?
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  Speaker 5: And other stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Since Yeah, yeah, they always talk about was there enough
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  Speaker 2: room for Leo and Kate on the door?
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  Speaker 6: Was at the end of the movie. It definitely was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I feel like there was.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so that final scene where they're shivering in
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  Speaker 2: the water, which probably makes sense now, she admitted they're
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  Speaker 2: in a water tank. They were filming in a water
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  Speaker 2: tank over a couple of days. Right, they could stand up,
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  Speaker 2: it was just knee deep pretty much could stand up.
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  Speaker 2: It was waste waist high.
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  Speaker 4: It's acting. Would you want them actually drawn.
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  Speaker 3: In the ocean?
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  Speaker 6: So the whole thing, that's even cold they film?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it was the whole thing. They
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  Speaker 4: filmed for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, none of the audio they used they had
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  Speaker 2: to read they did eighty hour later, which.
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  Speaker 6: Means they had to put their voice over the top
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  Speaker 6: of all this. So again they like.
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  Speaker 3: Anything real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, But then James Cameron, who was the director, apparently
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't allow the bathroom breaks. It was like, no, there's
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  Speaker 2: no bathroom breaks. Once you're in there, you're in there.
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  Speaker 2: And she had a lot of dresses, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: the old timey clothes as well, so she was like,
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  Speaker 2: what would Leo and her would do? Would they just
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  Speaker 2: swim away from each other? I think we've got some
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  Speaker 2: audio now of Kate wins That talking about it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it was so awful because Leo would sometime
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  Speaker 7: sometimes said gotta be sort of swim away for three
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  Speaker 7: meters one patch, swim in and then it would be
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  Speaker 7: his turn. It was terrible, really, it was awful, and
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  Speaker 7: you always felt awful doing it. But it was always
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  Speaker 7: it took too long to get out in the wet
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  Speaker 7: molds and oh god, so I confess it happened.
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  Speaker 3: It happened.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does she know how water works?
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  Speaker 3: Even if you swim away, Eventually they're swimming at each
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  Speaker 3: other's diluted ws.
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  Speaker 4: Then to answer the question was it warman? There lovely
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  Speaker 4: and there we go.
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  Speaker 2: So we're back talking about Titanic again since nineteen ninety seven,
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  Speaker 2: The movie That Won't Go Away.
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  Speaker 4: You see, we meet Jack Black and you're like, one
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  Speaker 4: of my favorite movies is The Holiday with you and
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  Speaker 4: Kate and it was like yeah, yeah, and you're like,
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  Speaker 4: do another one.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, well, it's not up to me, man, it's
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  Speaker 5: to keep Blanchet.
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  Speaker 6: I remember I have it. I was like, yeah, there's
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  Speaker 6: been a lot of movies.
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  Speaker 2: The next ten minutes something We started last week Mega
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  Speaker 2: and we tried to get ten out of ten on
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  Speaker 2: the New Zealand Hero Daily Quiz with your help.
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  Speaker 3: We failed miserably.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the best we could get was fine. Once
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  Speaker 2: we get one wrong, it's all over. We've got JOHNO
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  Speaker 2: helping us right now. Prepare to get three or four
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  Speaker 2: at best. That's evidence of that hats the.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I never have you ever tourk thanks to gas picture
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: service stations? But something we started last week and we
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  Speaker 2: want to continue to see if we can get well,
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  Speaker 2: continue until we get ten out of ten, which may
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  Speaker 2: never happen on the New Zealand. Here all daily quiz.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Meghan, you feel like you're in your quiz era.
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  Speaker 4: You were just saying on the trip to christ Ues today.
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  Speaker 4: So geez, I'm nailing this well.
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  Speaker 3: Ben was quite surprised with how much general knowledge.
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  Speaker 6: I yeah, but like.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing, like just random facts maybe that I've
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  Speaker 3: stored away.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we learned some stuff last week. We learnt that
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  Speaker 2: snails have a lot of teeth, more.
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  Speaker 3: Than sharks and crocodile.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I knew that because you can zoom
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  Speaker 4: a a and they look frightening. Yeah, I've seen that
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  Speaker 4: move somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: So producer Ali is going to start reading out the questions.
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  Speaker 2: If we get one wrong, that's it. It's all over.
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  Speaker 2: We keep going until we get one wrong and can
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  Speaker 2: people call it and out, Well, we go to the
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  Speaker 2: text machine where we can go once to the text
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  Speaker 2: machine once okay, and you could call on if you
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  Speaker 2: really want to. But four four eight seven on the text.
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  Speaker 2: If you think we're idiots and you think you've got
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  Speaker 2: the answer.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Question number one, who was the CEO of Apple when
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  Speaker 8: the first iPhone was launched? Was it Steve Jobs, Bill
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  Speaker 8: Gates or Tim Cook?
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  Speaker 5: Jobs?
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  Speaker 6: So Cook and Jobs are both Apple?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Cooks knew like he took on.
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  Speaker 4: Jobs, Splex, Givy Balance Runners, Blue Jeans.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Alie's a terrible poker face producer.
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  Speaker 2: La tell you so if you just keep saying someone's
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  Speaker 2: name over and again, you look for reaction.
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  Speaker 6: That is correct.
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  Speaker 4: First one stroke?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, this one's a bit of a bit of a
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  Speaker 8: hard one. I think which Thom might be Tom? Which
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  Speaker 8: Thom York album was released?
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  Speaker 4: In the history of the world of names has even
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  Speaker 4: been called form oh.
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  Speaker 6: No, okay?
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  Speaker 8: Sorry?
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  Speaker 6: Which Tom?
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  Speaker 1: Thorpe?
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  Speaker 4: No? God?
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  Speaker 3: Which Tom?
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  Speaker 8: Your album was listened to thousand and six as the
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  Speaker 8: first solo project? Was it Enema Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or
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  Speaker 8: the Eraser?
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  Speaker 3: So he's the leading of.
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  Speaker 4: Boy A that's a tool album? Soa yah? Then what
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  Speaker 4: what was the other was Eraser?
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't it? Or yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I would say three?
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  Speaker 2: It was the other option?
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  Speaker 3: What was the metal option?
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  Speaker 8: Alley Tomorrow's Modern boxes.
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  Speaker 2: That's eraser was that it was an album from someone else?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, what we're looking in here?
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  Speaker 4: What are we looking at for Thom York's debut solo album.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's either Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or the erasing?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Tomorrow?
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  Speaker 6: Is it spelled Tomorrow's Boxes or just.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow was tools album? Or Anima spelled A N I.
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  Speaker 4: M A.
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  Speaker 5: No. No. So now we're back to all the three
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  Speaker 5: Can we go to the text on this?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 4: Question two questions?
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  Speaker 6: If we can't get the texts again? Four f shiven,
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  Speaker 6: we can.
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  Speaker 4: Do well.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly four for eight seven. Do you want to stop
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  Speaker 2: there and come back or what do you want?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Lehould we do that?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Well do you know what do you want to do?
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  Speaker 6: You want to go with something?
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  Speaker 3: No? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Four four eight seven? If anyone knows Tom York or
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  Speaker 2: Tom York as he likes to record.
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  Speaker 3: Just a solo album, what was it called?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Four seven? If you think you know those three options again,
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  Speaker 6: produce Allie, it.
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  Speaker 8: Is Anama, Tomorrow's Modern Boxes or the eraser?
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  Speaker 2: We could be on question two on the New Zealand
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  Speaker 2: Hero tomorrow's Modern Boxers for some ree okay, okay four
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  Speaker 2: four eight seven are we going to lock that? And
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  Speaker 2: we'll find out next New Zealand it's sex twenty seven on.
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  Speaker 1: That's the He's the Jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Team New Zealand's up for three nil so far and
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: trying to defend the America's Cup. But Barcelona a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people are not happy about them being there, big protest.
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  Speaker 3: That's why we even heard like much about today because
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  Speaker 3: he was like, nope, you took it away from here.
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  Speaker 5: What's what's up setting in the Barthalonians.
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  Speaker 2: Well, basically that the fact that they spend one hundred
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: and twenty five million two Team New Zealand on bringing
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: the America's Cup here. But they're like, there's a lot
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: of money we could to be spinning on other stuff,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: and I guess they're kind of weighing up whether it's
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: bringing in the tourist dollars and stuff as well. So
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: a thousands people took to the streets over the weekend
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: to protest it. Well, what's going on? I guess you
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: know you're right if you're driving over of potholes and stuff,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: you're probably like you.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: Just watching these boats.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: But we couldn't afford it anymore, could we. That's right,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: so hopefully we do take it out though. Three now ups,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: so looks pretty good.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: It's even right, Yeah, I feel like the expense of
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: it is related to the technology of the boats. Now,
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: let's just take it back to the basics, back to digging,
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: kick it back to the start line again.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: They were in the middle of Today's New Zealand here
• 14:49
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• 15:24
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  Speaker 6: Okay, next question question three?
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  Speaker 8: All right, Woe Mad Festival in New Zealand is held
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: in which region? Is it Otago, Canterbury or Tank?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I actually don't know some haapy to go.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Minutes you'll say, just say now, Meghan, that's correct, right, okay? Good?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Question three?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: What this question for?
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  Speaker 8: What does the brand name Nivia mean in Latin? Is
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: it snow white, smooth skin or fresh and clean?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I think Latin?
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Why would they have fresh and clean and letton so
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: fresh and so clean? Clean? If you're playing out the
• 16:46
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• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hey, we need we need to get rid
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: of one. What one did you say, Meghan?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think it would be snow white, no.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Option, I mean the cream.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: The original cream is like snow white, you know, the
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: original night and cream in a pot.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I think I'm saying to look, I'm trying to think
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: more about snow white, actually, because Proul's.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Face cream was that the original and it was like, yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: It's just some white number two smooth skin.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I reckon, Yeah, not smooth skin, snow white.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking snow white only because Ali is a terrible
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: poker face going to lock and so what I'm going
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: to make, make the call and might be wrong?
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: All right, that is correct? Yeah, all right?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: So what I got four? This is this is the
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• 17:37
  Speaker 8: Right short as Okay, watch Shakespeare play features the character
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: of Shylock. Is that the Merchant of Venice, Julius Caesar
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: or Twelfth Night?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: You know these people right now screaming at their radios?
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Can we throw to the text again?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Well we're not allowed.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Just but if someone texts us and we read the text,
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  Speaker 2: and we haven't thrown it to the text. That's so,
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  Speaker 2: that's okay, right, Yeah, if someone ticks four for seven and.
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  Speaker 6: That's that's fine. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, so we were not officially throwing it to
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: the text, but if the text machine could be active
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  Speaker 4: around about.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: For those options again. So Shylock from Shakespeare was in
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: witch play.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the Merchant of Venice, Julius Caesar or Twelfth Night.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling like the Merchant of Venice.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know what. I don't think it's Julius Caesar. Okay,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Shylock sounds Oh yeah, I don't know Venus. I would
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: have said twelfth Night.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna lock on the Merchant of Venice.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Let's do it. Okay, Okay, I'm gonna lock.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: And there's the tics come through mentioned Venice just past
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  Speaker 6: my eyes on.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: But we didn't. We didn't ask for it. Okay, are
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: you going with that one?
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I'll go with John that text? All right, that's correct. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: let's see we get this one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Hello William back in Auckland. Hello, really long time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I quite quite sweet up in the text.
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  Speaker 2: and christ Church today, heading to Wellington tomorrow. So if
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  Speaker 2: some things four four eight seven something maybe you haven't
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• 19:52
  Speaker 5: It's the Ultimate and midlife Crisis Radio this week. And
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  Speaker 4: Will they Never Have You Ever?
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  Speaker 5: Tour? This week?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the program, Good morning, thank you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You are currently negotiating with a sleepy teenager.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Is that what's going on?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: Terms back and she's paying the butt.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Hand the phone over, hand the phone over. We'll sort
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  Speaker 4: this out live on the radio. What's your name to Grace?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: We can convince through out a bit.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Can you pass the phone over?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: She'd kill me volatile teenagers on a Monday morning. Anyway, Ginny,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: they never have you ever tour? Nate, tell us something
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: that you've never done.
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: I've never been to a concert.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: There have been to concert.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Now you've just through through what just you decided not
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: to do it or you just like it never really
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: worked out?
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: What's happened? No, just I don't know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: I just never really the closest thing I've been to
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: concert Disney a nice So that's not really.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Your little diggies in there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well, Jinny, thanks for your cool. It's been
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: good chatting with you. We've got nothing to give you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Joy that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: No, No, you're at christ Church and we thought we
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: should give you a double passer Brian Adams, who's going
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: to be in Christy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: February next year.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: How would you like to go for your first concert
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: to Brian Adams?
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Oh well, it would be amazing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: I see him sixty nine in the summer live on stage,
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: so happy it hurts tour.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: He's going to be and yeah and christ Church and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: February Auckland as well, So yeah, enjoy that would be
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: a great concert. Voted the best song and the hits
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: best song ever was a summer of sixty nine.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, thank you so much. Please tell us you
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: know who Brian Adams is. No, I never heard of him.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: We need to educate our producer Grace on who Brian
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Adams was, and there was She's like, sounds like my
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: friend's father. But yes, good on your ginny. That's going
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: to be your debut concert and we need a report
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: back once you've tended. Okay, oh certainly, well, thank you
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: that we don't.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Follow here right hey, oh well, good luck. You're getting
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: your teenager out of bed. See Jenny Joy the concept
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: for four seven. If you've got anything that you've never done,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: or you can suggest for us to do throughout the week.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: But next you had some negotiating of your own to do.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Well, yes, late for an appointment and I'll walk into
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: a bedroom and what do I see? Okay with me
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: to be walking out the door, and I'll tell you
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: in three minutes.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: After being some buron at seven o nine on the
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  Speaker 2: Powerball rolled over to twenty three million dollars after the
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  Speaker 2: to that time where we talk about it every minutes.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: If I want twenty three mel I'll give you a
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: mail each. You say that it's such a lot of money,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: I'd just be like chucking it out willing Lily.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't to be honest, I wouldn't give guys mill.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I just said I would give you a meal.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know, but I'll take a yeah, take it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: But I probably wouldn't.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I probably don't know to keep them all doing your
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: family and stuff like, I feel like, no, that's.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Just got twenty three of them.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Couldn't you give me?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I would use it on. Tell you what I would go? Hey,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I would spots the radio show for a year and
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  Speaker 4: How's that?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Use it on stuff that is actually going to get
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: the you know, rather than go a Megan's going to
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: thrent of that away on something she.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Wants so many dollars for her cellary.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll get someone else. You have to contract
• 23:26
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• 23:29
  Speaker 4: It's Hailey sprowl.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Oh now you talking, Okay, I know, I'll look into
• 23:36
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• 23:37
  Speaker 4: All right, nightmare, terrible terrible stuff, all right. Friday, So
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: it's the end of the school holidays, Friday. Every activity
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: has been done in the world of activities when it
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: comes to keeping the children entertained, Okay, I'm need to
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: get them out of the door for an appointment right
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: already five minutes late behind schedule, and it's the kind
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: of appointment that you can't miss, and if you do miss,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: you're gonna have to rebook.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: And it's in another two three months.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: So all right, kids, let's go of planning them all morning.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Time to get and I open Oscar's bedroom door and
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: they've decided this is a fantastic time to redecorate the
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: whole room, rearrange the entire like the beard was literally
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: up on its headboard, up facing the sea, the shelfs face.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Down, books were like everything.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: You know when kids decide to interior decorate, boom, everything
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: has to come out first, work, yeah, and then nothing's
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: systematic about approach, right, oh god, really, now this has
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: to be we're walking out the door the most terrible timing.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Because you've got teenagers. I would have thought that gets
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: better as they get older, because I've got like a
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: two year old and a three year old, and I
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: can't get them out of the door. Because one of
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: them poos their pants or like one of them is
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: having a mountdown. But now you've just got different issues
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: when they're older.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I'm the one. But no, you do it because, like
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I said, it was the end of a long two
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: weeks and everything had been done.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: So they're like, time for happened.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Right right now, right now.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I know there's the frustration of the parents, and you're like, oh, guys, guys,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: you know, and they can't see the greater picture.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: No can't. They They're just doing And that's the great
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: thing about kids too. They living in the moment.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing the moment, and sometimes it's better to
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: live like that, you're right, And other times when you've
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: got to get to appointment, it's not.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: It's the worst possible time.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: It was for me. I had nothing to do with it,
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Like they didn't need to stress about.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: It, right Yeah, And then they tell you you're not
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: supposed to hurry your kids because it might make them anxious.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: So you're not like, come on, come on, you're gonna
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: be like your own time to make kids anxious.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Now that's what we had kids, Okay, soe hundred the
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: heads is what we want to check open this morning
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: on a Monday on New Zealand's Breakfast. What happened when
• 25:48
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• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Sometimes happened from time to time with me and I've
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: talked about this, you know, getting up early in the
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: morning and one of the animals has sort of left
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: something and sometimes like a little bit of like you
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: or something on.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: The floor on the floor of the hallway. Sometimes I
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: clean it up. Othertimes I could.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Walk around like that's a seven am a shoe And
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: my family don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: When this has happened, you know, they don't know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: They just fell I've left and they're like, oh, did
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: you know the dog it was sick on the Yeah, exactly.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: That's a good that's a good situation. Time just walk
• 26:25
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• 26:27
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  Speaker 2: what happened or when you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Were just about to leave?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, what was the thing that held you back? What
• 26:34
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• 26:37
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• 26:38
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• 26:40
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  Speaker 4: Now me can Last night says we're flying to christ
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: We decided to make a little girls dream come true?
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Didn't we? And you had never ever handed out the
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: lollies on the New Zealand plane.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: No, but I didn't tell you this. So I got
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: shoulder tapped by the flight attendant. But way sure.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Like a promotion.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: It was scary because she she said can you come
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: up to the front with me? Really serious, to the
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: point where a woman sitting beside me on the plane
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: was like are you okay? And I was like I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: not sure. So she made me go up to the
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: front and then she said to me there's someone at
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the front who wants to meet you. She's a big fan.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: I was like lies. As I walked past John, I
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: was like, have you stitched me up? And John I
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: was like no, I don't know what you're talking about
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: but they had, so they asked.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Me to bitter story than someone wanted to meet her.
• 27:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Sorry, So they handed me the basket of lollies and
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: then made an announcement that I was going to be
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: giving them out on the plane.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Up the front of the aircraft. See big and strange
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: to hand out.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: The lollies on an eavy Zilla, but we want to
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: think of ourselves as paget lakers.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: On the slight.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: So they take a lolly from her and there she
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: comes through to Kennon. Sorry, I don't take lolly for strangers.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Just hear him in and Vans.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Sounds like you had to open the door as well
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: the plane while you were doing it. So yeah, you
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: handed out.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: It was your dream.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: You handed out the lollies, but then you did a
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: few rows. I was sitting near the back and then
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you just sat down.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, I got bored with it.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Also, the trolley was coming, so I was like, oh,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I can't get pass. I'll just sit down in my seat.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But said earlier and myself were waiting for the lollies
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: to get handed around nothing And so then I had
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: to walk up to you and ask you what was
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: going on. Can I just that shocking job.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I'm still waiting for my lollies at the back of
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: the plane.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I got stuck between two trolleys and I had to
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: sit in my seats.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: All right, so what getting the bag of the blade.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I'm done. I've kept out, thanks very much.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: You know, you did half the job at the back
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: of the blade, and.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: They gave me a prison half the job. I think
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I'm getting a certificate.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Half a job. All right, we'll see.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Well you could go and ask. I don't know you've
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: got there making.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: So yeah, really shocking job for some certificate for you?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Do you get a certificate? It's his chief lolly runner.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: This award hereby recognizes Megan Peppers as a qualified.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: To serve did four rows.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I got a whole bag of treats, Like you know
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: how they're like, do you want the cookie or the
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: or the Chippe's. I've got a whole bag of all
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: of the treats, all of them, and a cupful of
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: just the red lollies.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Well that's what you get for half the imagine if
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: you've done the whole thing.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Exactly so we made megas. Never have you ever come
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: to it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Last?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: I want to named the plane after four.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Four eight seven.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: If there's something you'd love to do over the next
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: few days, we could make them happen as we head
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: around the country. But next what happened when you're about
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: to leave. We've got some great calls and texts coming
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: through it, some.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Involving emergency services, other involving bovines.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: We'll get to them.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Sure to post mylone on the Hats.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: The Hats that John and Ben podcast is.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Going to be visible for the first time in eighty
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: thousand years of this week, New Zealander is about to
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: see it in the Western skies from Tuesday this week.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: How did they describe it? Because I was thinking it
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: would be like a big ball of flames in the sky.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: It's just a little funny.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they said, a fuzzy patch in the sky. That's
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: the comet.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I hate to sound underwhelmed by it, but okay,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: well it's.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Probably like millions of light years away and stuff like that, right,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: but still, first time in eighty thousand years that's going
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: to be here.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Sorry, Meghan. Is this something that we could do to
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: make the comet experience more enjoyable?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: A flaming ball of gats rather than a fuzzy patch
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: the comet.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do it a bit closer to earth.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Just talking about what was happening when you were walking
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: out the door had hits four four eight seven, just
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: off the back of we're heading out for an amployment,
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: late for an appointment, walking to the kids bedrooms, could
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: completely redecorating beds upside down, book shelves upside down, shoot
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: everything out of the closet, just in a giant mound
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: in the middle of the floor, right, And who had
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: to deal with?
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Who ended up helping redecorate?
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Did you get involved?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it had to otherwise it's just gonna sit
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: there for the entire school too. So we had the
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: telephone number. We've had a great text here four four
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: eight seven. I was getting ready for work, drop the
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: kids off a daycare school. Opened the back door. A
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: cow a standing there in suburbia. Oh really, a suburban cow.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: You don't say that's off and urban cows?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I do love an animal out of its natural environment.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Though there was the goats. There's an effing goats.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had a goose on my doorstep, but
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: baby goose Goslin Yeah, it was just very unusual and
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: how it got over the fence and stuff. But anyway,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: that was out with the same thing when I went
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: to leave and like, this is unusual.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: What do you do with that?
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: That's all we said.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: I did pick it up, but it was around COVID
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: times as well. No one wanted to take the thing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I kept say where do I put it? What do
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I do or what? And they were like the bird
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: section people were like, oh, it's COVID and we're shutting
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: for the day.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: I'm like okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I ended up they ended up taking it and stuff
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: as well because there was no mothers around for ages.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: So yeah, they didn't want to take.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: This could be the goose that laid the gold n eggs. Guys,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be that, but they didn't want it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: We're going to go to the phone.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Is that harmony?
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: I'm knowing hundred the heads? How are you this morning?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Hi?
• 32:37
  Speaker 10: Good?
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Thanks lovely to have you on, great name harmony. What
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: happened when you're walking out the door?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, this was a few years ago.
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: I was walking out. I was getting ready for work
• 32:45
  Speaker 10: and there's been a power cat so getting ready in
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: the dark and then I get in my car and
• 32:50
  Speaker 10: I look down the end of the driveway and there's
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: all these lights flashing and trucks at the end of
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: the drive and I think, what the hell's going on?
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: And I started driving down the driveway and a tree
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: was across my driveway, and power poles across the road,
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: and lines are across the road, and we had about
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: a thirteen hour power.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Cut, and all the emergency services at the end of
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: the driveway.
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we're already there.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Wow, that just sounds like a great excuse to call
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: work and be like, I can't come in today.
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: I didn't even have a coffee because we had a
• 33:19
  Speaker 10: power cut and it was freezing. It was yucky weather.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: I lived opposite a vineyard at the time, so I
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: climbed over and under power lines, and I did manage
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: to get a hot coffee.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: So that was Jesus, climbing between power lines to get
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: a coffee.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You're either going to get a whine or something for
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the video for a wine in the morning.
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: You may have had wine for breakfast.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Appreciate that army. I remember I was walking out of
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: the old house we lived and I walked out the
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: door and then there was this gentleman in a suit
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: with a briefcase, and he started talking to me on
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: the other side of the fence.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: And I owned an old car at the time.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: He's like, that's a lovely old vehicle.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Mate lured me. I think I just thought it was
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: na believe it yet.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Then all of a sudden, halfway through the conversation, he's like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: have you thought about joining the Jehovah's Witness? And I'm
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: like no, and I see, but now it's not a
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: good fight. I'm sorry, madam.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: The kids are in there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: My wife's not home. And he looked up and behind me,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Jin was standing on the deck. He's like, you mean
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: that one'ssage did say that's why I would not make
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: a good job lying eating.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: First day back after two weeks at the school holidays,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: so good luck. We spoke to her someone before I
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: were already trying to get their teenager up and Adam,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: hard job to do.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: She's Monday, that's the first day back. You've had two
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: weeks of rest. If you're struggling to pull the teenagers.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Out of bed this morning, though, they is the hardest.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: He used to sleep.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, and you probably stayed up late because
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you weren't used to getting to.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Sleep home stretched. Now last term thought there with my
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: son and I was like to get the years get
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: quicker the old you get, and he had done some
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: internet research, so I don't know how reliable it is
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: that there's been some studies into it. And that's basically
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: the older you get. So you start out one years
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: old and that feels like the longest part of your
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: life because that's all you've experienced.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: The older you get, the more you experience, the quicker
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: the year has become.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: That supposed to make sense. That's the theory present suppressing
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: as well. Monday morning, that's what we want anyway, coming
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: with good vines on Monday.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Friends of ours are organizing a surprise party for a
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: mate and I don't know.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not a surprise party person.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: That nothing would annoy me more than having a surprise
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: party organized for me. Really, I get the idea behind it,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: but then I'd just be turning up going well, I'm
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: not I'm not dressed for this occasion.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I haven't had time to prepare. I don't know who's he'd.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Be upset because he's be like, this was a party
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: It needs to be costume.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: People need to be in costumes.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: No one's in costume. What is the thing? What is
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: the thing? I'd like to know these things.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I like to plan, and I like the I'm waiting
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: for something, you know, when you notice the anticipation rather
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: than it just.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Being sprung on your.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: But I've eaten part of a surprise party, some of
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: it well, and others I'll be like, oh, this poor
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: person just feels rattled for the whole time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: You need a nap because you know you're going to
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: party later.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: You came home, they were grocery shopping and some like that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: They were in the middle of stuff and they're like, oh,
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: there's a whole lot of people now.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: But anyway, friends, sometimes they don't know it's coming well,
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: all the time, they do know it's coming out, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: so then you can be left waiting for hours.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Waiting for them to turn up.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: So, anyway, friends of ours organizing surprise party, I'm like, cool,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I'll go, I'll go along with it. I'm actually really
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: good at keeping secrets.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I don't say anything.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not going to say so I'm like cool,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: we'll go along with this, but there's a maiden. But
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: there's always that one friend. You're like, if anyone's going
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: to say something, it's that one friend. It's the loose
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: lip friend.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: And I was.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Actually hanging out with him over the weekend and he
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: was like, going, I'm actually going to be hanging out
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: later that day with the person who's surprise party it's
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: going to be.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, you're going.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: To You're going to say something. You're definitely going to
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: say something.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: He's like, no, i'm not. I'm not like you to
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: say something.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I'll try my best not to
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: because normally you just talk and say things.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: So I was like cool.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: And later on that night I was thinking about it and
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they're together, the two of them.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he said anything, So I'll send him
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: a cheeky reminder text, just going, hey, mate, better not
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: say anything about the surprise party for the person's name.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: And then I get this text back going thanks for that,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that's good.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't read the he's like, and then I was
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: like thanks for that.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: And then I got those dot dot dot text coming
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: through and you're like, oh, there's more to this anxiety.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: He's like, thanks to that dot Dot Dot, And then
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, what's he going to say? He's like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: as you text through, I was showing him something on
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: my phone, a picture of a meme or something, and
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: your text comes up with a don't forget not say
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: anything about the surprise party too mentioned the name as well.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, he definitely saw it, and the guy said
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: he different, I didn't see anything, but you know, we're
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: one of those situations where you're like.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: If he keeps up the surprise, he can now prepare
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: for the events. Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Maybe you're right.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't know what days he's ready for a
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: party between now and Christmas.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: There's almost more like I've always does more exit that
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: is the party Tuesday.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: With the party, so you're to be on hi. Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm not mentioning any names in case I
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: haven't given it all away, but you're right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: New Zealand up three and No.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: After things got really close in the third race of
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: the America's.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Cup, they almost collided.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Fortunately it didn't happen, and Tim New Zealand off to
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: a really good start.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Now we on they never have you ever tour kicks
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: off today, traps our ages. We have done some novelty
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: tours of this country. I'll tell you what, over the
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: years see more of this country than a campaigning politician.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: But this time around, they never have you ever tour
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: so knocking stuff off that you have never done, and
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: we're going to be doing that in christ Church today,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: involving a very expensive piece of equipment that goes in
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: the air after the show. But Megan, you were worried
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: that you're going to be away from your beloved children
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: for five days.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've never been away from my kids for
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: five days. When I started with you guys, I hadn't
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: even had a night away from my daughter. So I
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: was wondering how I could just make it a little
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: easier for you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I ask your question though, when you hit it away?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: How many laptops did you take when I when you
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: hit it away this week?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Just one?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: And John A you I just got one. Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Producier Ellie, who's on the tour for first time as well,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: how many laptops do you have?
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Were you four just.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Getting scanned my security like a cyber criminal all.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: The work ones. I'm like, what are you need so
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: many of them? You know, laptop can do multiple things.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Four laptops to do four and work.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: This is like a beautiful you're right the first of one.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: You're like, we'll just use the.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Same one for both.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: Actually she's got sorry, so you've got one laptop going okay,
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: that's what I want to say.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: So, given that I was gonna be away from my kids,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: he quite young, one is almost turned one, s three,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: So I was like, how can I make this seem
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: like more fun to them and least like they'd mess me?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: So I put on a couple of charts on the fridge.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: So there is one there's like a cartoon map of
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: New Zealand and I've done like a little line of
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: where we're traveling, and he can move the little pen
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: every day and it's like where is Mum today. The
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: other one is you know when you go to the
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: supermarket and it's like do you need a babysitter? And
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: you pull off the tags. Oh yes, So I've done
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: how many days till I return? And each day he
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: can pull off a tag so he can like visually
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: see there's only like one more tag lift because I
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: always I count, you know me, I count down everything,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: how many sleeps, how many weeks till daylight? Saving hirt?
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Like we're radio hosts.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: We like to think that people are going to miss
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: us a lot more the reality of people missing you.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: So yesterday I was like, oh, wait till the last
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: minute to tell him. And I told him and he
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: was like, Okay, can I go get a puzzle? I
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: was like yeah, but you know I'm going. And then
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: when I left, he was see yea and ran away.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: And then I text my husband. I was like, has
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: its son ken? When he went to bed? Did he
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: miss me?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: He was like no, no, And the fridge is important
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: real estate in the household that'll be covered over by
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: a congratulations you remember to wash your day here.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I really oversold the fact that he was going to
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: miss me. That doesn't seem to have caused any issues whatsoever.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: He should have gone more like Ed Vince Callendary, you know,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: like open it up and get a little trees or something.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like with my arts and crafts here, like.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just like I'm ripping off a number. I'm like,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: oh great, you know, like I'm with Besty. I'm like,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: you know, next time, I'll make it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Buddy listened to the show?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Is he listening right now?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: No?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: So he gets in the car and he's like, not
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: the radio. He literally says, not mummy on the radio.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's more of a fan of johnan Being than
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: he isn't me.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Well, it sounds like it's going to be a great week.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Charles going to be in Australia this week, the first
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: time he's been there in a while. He's been undergoing
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: cancer treatment and he's traveling with two doctors and a
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: spear supplied blood. They're traveling around as well.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Plealy forgot that he was.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's caused the sort of cancer treatment while he's
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: going on and to his royal duties and then heading
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: to Australia for.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: We've got some good blood over this part of the
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: world that could have I'd happily give him some white blood.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's not wrong blood.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: It's not wrong blood. And when you're common blood, when
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: you're common blood.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, could be riddled with all sorts.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Titus and the whatnot.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Who carries the blood around the doctor's.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Luggage situation.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Where does that blood come from?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Why that a bitter.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Grade of human being.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I've been in the States years ago and there was
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: like a MOTORCD and someone on the south of the
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: road was in Washington and said, oh, that's a present.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: There's Obama.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: There were so many like if you are black jeeps
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and stuff hitting down, you know, and stuff. But then
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: an ambulance traveled behind, and that was what they were saying.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: That gives it away that that's the president because there
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: was an ambulance traveling around as well, So just in
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: case he needs an ambulance or anything at any stage.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Now, we celebrating the first day back at school for
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: many for many children, and if you are in that
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: phase of life where you're dropping kids off after a
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: strenuous two weeks, we're going to open up the what
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: are we going something something?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, celebration. I've gone for a confessional really pulled down
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: the other tone.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can confus.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: And confess if you aren't. We're I was thinking more
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: like cooling the gang celebration. This is their time to shine,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: This is when they get used. This is why they
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: made that creative differences.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: We'll look at the confessional music. But you can confess.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: You don't have to tell us what your name is
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: or even your child's name, but you can just share
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: how happy you are, but in a somber tide, which
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: is the opposite of all Ben wants. Let it be
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: you would rather a more upbeat celebratory. This part of
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: the program really has loaded the tone.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the show, Amy, Welcome to the confessional. Dear
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: sweet child, Hello, oh I said no names of cool Jamie, Amy?
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Why are you so happy you're dropping the kids off?
• 44:14
  Speaker 11: I finally stop being an underpaid Next play the boredom buster.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Underpaid is a marrow pay?
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Not getting paid for anything? Right?
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: Isn't zero paid?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: So you're handing out snacks you're trying to make them. Yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: they get bored easily, don't They sometimes.
• 44:33
  Speaker 11: Always always hungry and life's always unfair.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you've just dropped them off, now, haven't you.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Are they still awkwardly in the car listening to this.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: Hell no, they're dropped off.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: O there at six o'clock this morning, ready to go?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, I enjoy it, enjoy your day without their minute
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: for a few hours. Thank you.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: As much as we love them, you know, it's nice
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: to have that time of part you know.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Now again I said no names, but Shaikhana welcome. Hello,
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: good to have you on.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Now we understand you aren't the parents who's confessing to
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: be happy to dropping off your child.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: You're the kid.
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah those mum has been called.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Into work, okay, and so you're celebrating on behalf of
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: her that you're no longer going to be her problem
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: for a few hours.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Oh okay.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Well, what's the worst thing you did over the last
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: couple of weeks.
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: I'm probably always argue with my mom, like over the
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: smallest things, Like I was just always grumpiered.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, hormones mate, that stage of life.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Did you apologize though, like you're recognizing that you were grumpy?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Did you apologize.
• 45:43
  Speaker 11: For while when I'm not angry at him?
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Have you got a grumpy voice where you're like mama
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: and you always said after every word stopping?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: So unfair?
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Now, what was what was the most meaningless thing you
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: argued about over the last two weeks?
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: Oh god, that's actually kind of hard to teach this heaps.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well, we're gonna holk you out with some
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: hell pizza all right to make tonight a little bit better.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: You can say thanks, we can just talk with a.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Wonderful day of school.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: There's a good option next to her on the middle
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: in the middle of our never have You Ever Tour
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: heading around the country doing things for the first time
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: with you on four four eight seven.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Emily has come to the christ Studio. She's here, She's
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: going to be knocking something off and Vegan.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: As well, so getting involved.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Apparently, well you've never done this as well, here's your chance.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Next on the Hurts the.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Hits that John and Ben podcast and Meghan's never have
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You Ever Tour with gas.
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  Speaker 2: off of deliver straight to your phone. And Megan, I've
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: already given out lollies on the plane last night.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: I was the one who did the bus ride too,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: So like this is starting to feel like they never
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: have has Megan ever? Because now I'm gonna do something
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: else for the first time.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Emily, Emily who listens to the program you
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: sent us a message, and what have you never ever
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: done in your life there, Emily, I've never eaten oysters before,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: never had an oyster. And coincidentally, Meghan Papas has never
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: had oyster as well.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Now you're really like you're you're really getting it in
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: your own head about it, an't you?
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Because I don't.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't like seafood. I don't like anything under the ocean.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I just sniffed one.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I really like oysters, but I do understand is the
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: texture thing. They're not the most appetizing looking thing, but thetisticals.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Of the ocean.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Now, Emily, why have you never had an oyster? Just
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: through look or aesthetics? What's the reason.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: I think I just assumed I wouldn't like them, so
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: I've just never tried it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: To me, fear they do like a little mucacie, don't
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: They can see why they don't visually appeal.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: But there's something quite fleshed at of people listening right now,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, fancy, you know, but you know,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: like sparkling wine or something like, this is a nice thing.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: People pay a lot of money for this, and or
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: my daughter I got into tray one when she was
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: little because I paid for sex a restaurants. She sped
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: it out and I ate it from her mouth because
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: that's how expensive they were.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Regurgitated oys run out of the table like did you
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: just see that? I'm like, yeah, I did, but they.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Were come over here just in case I spit it out.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: You eat your half doinged usted oyster. Okay, now, Emily,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: we're going to find out now if you are allergic
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: to shellfish as well, if something so and just reasons
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: you a bin does no mount of mouth, don't not
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: the resuscitation part, just the mouth to mouth.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: Okay. We've got a guess gift card fifty dollars for
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: you if you do this.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, wait.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Do we choose them?
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: You just kind of just just just got toknock it back,
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: just kind of.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Like Elbert ross it. So you basically you tilt your
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: head back and Ben it's his open throat. So Emily
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: and Meghan now picking up the shells. Nice bits of limon.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: You can squeeze over that just to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: This is the first thing I've eaten today some time.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: It's flavor.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: There you go like you put it, yeah, like scoop
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: it out with the spoon is quite good too, and
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Megan smelling.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: It doesn't spell the best, smells like a shot.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Now I've got to go for it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Here we go being spooned. One and he's fine, Yes,
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: one bite and swallow and it slides down. It was
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: looking delicious.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Emily, put some limon on it, put lemon on it,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: and just go straight down.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: She's doing too much chewing to She's got to hand
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: over her mouse. He's not looking, guys, she's on, she's
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: got You're gonna swallow it now she's doing.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: It like a shot.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Afterwards. No part of that look pleasable.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: For definitely didn't like it. You thought you would like it,
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: and that's a hard no.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Comegan, all right.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, can you cut me down?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Three?
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: Two?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: He's sucking down on the shell, straight.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Down on you gotta shut it like there, you got it,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: you got don't go suck the living down.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: You're holding it in your mouth, go on letting.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: God, you're holding your mouth.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Got I can steel like you can do it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I can see you dangling at the bottom of your mouth.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Just do it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And so she couldn't do it Emily. Emily did it
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: you've got the guests guess gift card. Well done, Meghan,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: you still haven't done an oyster.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Mate.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: We're going to stay here until you've done an oyster.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Emily's literally standing there sucking.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: The The lot of people are out right now, will
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: be like, what are you doing anyway? If you haven't
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