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It is time to leave your worries outside and come laugh with us right here
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inside the treehouse on a frad day. May twenty four, twenty twenty four.
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Sure, if you're keeping track, that is five twenty four twenty four.
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Yay for numbers, Raja know you're a bit of a numerologist. Does
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that date hold any special meaning anything? We should be doing lotto tickets or
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getting out our tenfoil hats? What's the deal? So it's oh five and
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then two four six two four six. That's not if you want to do
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in multiples of three, I would get a lot of your tickets, right,
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Oh five? What so five may? Yep? May four two plus
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four six two plus four twenty four six? Okay, so then I should
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get a pick three of five six six. Yes, Hey, I understood
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that. For a second there, I thought I was stuck back doing a
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math problem that I would never understand on my SATs. Yeah, so I
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would do the five six six, all right? So we all need to
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do five six six on a pick three. We don't all need to do
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one of us needs to do. If we all do it, I think
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the jackpot goes, isn't It isn't it. How many people win? I
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don't know how it works. Yeah, it's divided amongst So let's just want
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just one of us do it and then still divide it up three ways,
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or then we fight over it. Well we murder that's how we like each
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other. Or do we pick off people we don't like first? Well,
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we would have to get to you. That's the issue. It's the advantage
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I have here, That's right. I mean you have no power, but
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we have to still. Can you buy lottery tickets there? You can?
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You can buy lottery tickets here? Really? M m Yeah? There is
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power ball, there is uh Mega millions, there's the VI I lottery is
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a thing because without it, you never have the dream of owning a generator
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large enough to where you no longer need the power company. It's a it's
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not the most sustainable system, but it is a system and it's in place.
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What does the jackpot of a v I lottery look like? Seventeen bucks
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eighty six? That's actually, mister smartass. It's a ninety two geog tracker.
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Two crabs in a storm. I've actually been on a trail before Raj
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where it was mating season four crabs. It just happened to be Christmas Eve.
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It's Christmas Eve. We were on the Reef Bay Trail a couple of
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years ago, and as we're making our way down the path, we slowly
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recognized that the earth was a moving and within a couple of seconds realized that's
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not the ground moving, but it was, in fact, hundreds of hermit
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crabs that I guess we're we interrupted their shelled out orgy. So then they
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all started dispersing as we came upon them. That was a poor choice of
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words. That's the exact choice of words I intended. Sir, Then well
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done, thank you. What is that? If you don't mind me asking
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what is that? If you could paint a picture of what that looks like,
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imagine so it's kind of rainy that day, so imagine a lot of
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leaves on the ground on a hiking trail, but very very beaten down path,
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right, So it's a good path. It's probably I don't know,
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it's like five or six feet wide, so it's pretty wide. It's almost
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a road. It actually may have been a road at one point because I
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think because there is a sugar mill at the base of the trail next to
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the water so it was a road of some sort back at the turn of
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the nineteenth in the twentieth century, okay, before a guy got crushed in
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the gears. So anyway, it's a fairly wide road. It was wet
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with leaves because it had rained that morning, and some of some of deering
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our hike. So then imagine the wet leaves on the road on the path
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with a bunch of rocks that all of a sudden start moving because the hermit
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crabs are in their shells and their shells look like rocks. So then they
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all start moving away, and then you realize, oh, those are all
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crabs. M m, yeah, gotcha. When you see two or three
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at first, like heyl crab, then you realize you're surrounded by hundreds,
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you're like, holy shit, we are outnumbered. Okay, that is ah
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And and then you continued on the hike. You didn't turn back around.
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Yeah that was fine. Yeah, that's Look, they're not They're not going
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to kill you. And even if they tried, it would be a very
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slow assault. They might eventually take you over. It would but it would
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take hours. I'm pretty sure I could run through them. That's that's my
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fear. Is the hours is because you were hiking, which is also now
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you're away from people. Yes, and it's not like those giant Australian crabs
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that you know, are they coconut crabs or something where Yeah, I don't
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have a golf club. Oh my god, hermit crab? How big is
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that? Crabs are tiny? Okay, some are tiny summer that the size
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of your fist. That's not bad. Yeah, you can kick that.
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I mean, you're a pretty fit guy. You can kick and run.
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Well, you can kick one, but hundreds, I mean that's gonna hurt
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after a while. Yeah. I think you don't want to do is run
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and trip over one of them and you hit your chin on the shell of
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another one and now you're knocked out, in which case they could then overrun
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you and take their time with you. That you don't want that. That's
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that's see, that's what happens to me. That's and then that's the story.
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It's like, it's unbelievable. How that's there's a one in ten billion
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chance that's me. That's why I don't hike, and that's why I don't
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visit you. So I'm going to tell that to people around the Island.
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You know the reason why my friend doesn't come to visit. It's not because
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he's imaginary. It's because he's afraid he's going to be overrun and eaten by
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hermit crabs. Yeah, what a horrible way. You're not dealing with like
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crabs of that size. That's the thing right there. That's Australia. Yeah,
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everything there kills you. That's a nightmare land. Speaking of visiting other
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places, last week, we were staying on Saint Thomas for a few days
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for an event. And I don't know about you guys, because Trey,
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I know you're very busy. You don't travel a whole lot. Raj you
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travel all the time for work, but you typically get put up in hotels
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and things. So I don't know what your level of Airbnb experience. Okay,
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I've never done it. Okay, Well, I know that you both
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have done ride share a lot. Do you covet your ride share ratings as
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as a customer as highly as Tara and I covet our Airbnb customer rating?
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My Uber, I believe, is a four point nine Okay, yeah,
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I believe mine is in that four eight four nine range. The only reason
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it's not a full five stars was a severe miscommunication between me and a driver
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in San Francisco a handful of years ago, and I'm still perturbed by that
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because that was not my fault, that was his. Yeah, I had
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one that stopped the ride because he had an emergency, but I got penalized.
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You got ding for it, that bastard did. I amazingly still have
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like a four to seven five. And I say amazingly because you have to
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keep in mind with what I do. I have had to put many a
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drunk person in an uber and them home on my personal account. Oh that's
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wrong. You need to have a burner uber. I you know, I
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since then started, you know, accounts for the different bars I have worked
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for. So but now what happens if on your dime they throw up in
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that car? Because isn't that like three hundred four dollars? Don't you have
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to it's like one hundred and fifty. So, you know, typically if
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they're bar customers, like I had their credit card or at least their information,
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so if they did a little light identity theft, no, I mean
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I've straight up to all of them, like you puke, You're paying for
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it? Okay, so they're aware. Yes, also Daddy needs some new
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slippers, and Daisy would like a new chew toy, ironically because she has
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no teeth. Uh yeah, okay, Yeah, I've never airbnbad because I
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think and again I think this is a theme of our show for when it
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comes to me, it's a very white thing to do. No, it's
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not it. I'm pretty sure Airbnb is on the DEI train. They're very
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much welcoming of having people of all backgrounds welcomed into the homes of others.
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Yeah, I think you want people to come in so you can kill them.
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I don't. I don't see a lot. I don't see a lot
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of Indian Airbnbs. I mean, we have hotels and motels. We do
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that, We do that. Are you shunned if you don't stay in a
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hotel motel? So I'm going to Reno and my buddy has two. So
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the club is putting me up in Reno next week, so May thirty June
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second, I'll be in Reno. The hotel the casino is putting me up.
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But my buddy has two hotels, and I can't tell you how many
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times I've gotten Well, you know, you're staying here, right, so
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it is one of those. But we don't people in our homes. We
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don't. You got to take a shoes off. It smells like curry.
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It doesn't work. That's why it doesn't make sense for us to airbnb.
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That's a very wide thing to do. And then I've also been I've seen
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the lifetime movie of the Airbnb Killer. That's a lifetime movie. Yes,
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it's based on the true story. I don't know how much of it's true,
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but I'm good exactly a story is extremely vague as opposed to the plethora
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of motel murders. Thank you, Trey H. Do you think has more
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murders per capita the Airbnb on the cliff Side that we stayed or any and
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all red roof ends. So okay, I'm so surprised that you said red
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roofins. So all the red roof ins are Indian owned. Every sh'll be
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surprised. I said it quite intentionally. I did not know that. But
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it's all Indian owned. It's an Indian owned company. So anyway, Yeah,
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Tara and I are very protective of our five star Airbnb customer rating,
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so much so that we're the above and beyond guests. Even when we stay
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in hotels, we're always really good about trying to clean up after ourselves.
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Some people will just leave things a mess. Now at airbnbs, sometimes some
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places will give you some checkout instructions. In addition to the time that you
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need to check out, they'll also request you do certain things, like like
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in a hotel, they say, lead the towels on the floor. They
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may do that. They may tell you, like this place we just stayed
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in, go ahead and throw that stuff in the washing machine and start a
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load. Cool, we can do that. Take out the trash. Cool,
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we can do that. And when you're on an island, they might
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have a few extra steps to take because things are a little different here.
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Well, when it comes time for us to take out the trash, we
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still were going to do that because we protect that five star Airbnb rating.
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The thing that we roll the dice on with that five star rating is if
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they decide to look in the trash to see what we disposed of, because
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if they did, they might have questions. And I do tend to think
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that if the airbnb host feels the need to call the police to investigate the
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items that we've just thrown away that might in fact hurt our five star Airbnb
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rating. For example, this last week, when we stayed on Saint Thomas
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for an event, we took out the trash and three main things were in
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the trash. Okay, okay, one hundred foot cat five, ethernet cable,
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eggs and zip ties. Ethernet cable, eggs, zip ties. This
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is not a setup for a you know, karnak bit. It sounds like
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it, but it's not. I mean, that was just actually what was
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in our trash. So we're hoping I think at this point we're in the
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clear. I think we already got our five stars. But I'm assuming that's
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because they didn't sift through the garbage, because I'll admit that's a suspicious refuse.
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Like what do you what would you glean if if you were the Airbnb
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person, what would you glean that just happened when you get eggs, zip
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ties and Ethernet cable. So if I'm the Airbnb host and I see those
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three items in my trash, I'm going to assume that they use the ethernet
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cable to hunt down a victim and thought that by disposing of the ethernet cable.
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It erased all the all the data of the research in finding the victim,
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and then the zip ties were to tie up the victim right, and
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then the eggs was just because they made an omelet again. Now I'm going
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to go back to why I think white people airbnb is you just associated all
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of that with murder. You know, I'm sorry, But whenever there are
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a number of zip ties anywhere, in large quantities, that's most people's assumptions,
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Like with this happened the other day when we were at the hardware store
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buying those zip ties because Tara's buying multiple bags of the really large zip ties.
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Even the guy at the hardware store is like, uh, why do
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you need so many zip ties, to which we immediately responded event planner,
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and he's like okay, but he was still kind of suspicious, so even
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I had to tell him, Look, there's there's there's two professions in which
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someone needs an inordinate amount of zip ties, event planning and murdering or the
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third. I mean, you could give the guy a wink and hand him
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your only dance card and you're never gonna let that punchline gore. Ever,
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it's just zipline to the treehouse trunk. Isn't it a hard zip tire around
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the whole damn treehouse trunk with a little sign with a little sign and a
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QR code in case people walk by for my only day. I just assume
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the eggs is to get like kind of like baby oiled up, like you
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just cracked the egg open and try to get out of the zip tie.
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I wouldn't assume that you just cooked it for your victims. And it was
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like, I'm gonna kill you put these zip ties on. How do you
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like your omelet? That's a very white way to murder. It's like I'm
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gonna make you a Denver omelet and then we're gonna fucking kill you. Well,
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you could go extra and be like, well you're but you're the you're
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Share it? We appreciate it now. I posted the other day.
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I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but our group chat between me,
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You, Trey, and EU Raj is entertaining. It's a show within
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a show, just in text form, right. And so the reason why
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I bring this up is because the other day before even we were talking about
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my Bruce Lee Gift and Trey with jokes because my power was out, and
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he sends a YouTube link to the song I Have the Power by Snap.
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Before all that exchange happened was one night I can't remember if it was you,
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Trey or U Raj in our group text had taken a screenshot of your
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television to a little program on one of the ESPN channels called slippery Stairs.
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That was me, I thought, so. So I purposely did not click
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on this one because I thought, let me bring it up on the show
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and maybe be and maybe have a genuine reaction to it. And two because
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I didn't want to get sucked into what I thought was you pulling a hose
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job on being rag trying to convince us that something as stupid as slippery Stairs
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was actually airing on ESPN. So that's where I am currently. Is it
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real? It is? It's uh, you know when they do the Oh
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show that uh they come up with new and and and inventive things and and
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I'm embarrassed to say that. I actually I watched about five minutes of slippery
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Stairs. And it's your fault, Tray, it is your fault. We
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can no longer have good ESPN shows and or talent. They keep laying them
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off because they're so talented, and they're clouding the air waves for things like
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slippery Stairs. Yeah, and when one of the guys said, you know,
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you know, he'd been training for this his whole life because he lives
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a three story house. Did he underestimate his opponent because the the guy that
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walks out says, well, I grew up in a three story house with
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a basement, so I and an attic. I don't know how you get
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that gig right, Like, how do you get like the color commentary for
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slipper stairs? Yeah, because typically the color commentator is the person that has
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played the sport correct and knows a lot about the sport, so you can
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then give that essential commentary to those of us that are less familiar with the
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sport we're watching. First of all, let me say, Roger, I'm
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disappointed you missed this one. Slippery stairs is a wider sport than mountain climbing.
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I don't know, it sounds a little Japanese game showy. It kind
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of does right up there with that mx P or whatever the show was,
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where you'd have you'd have three doors or four doors, and you know one
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or two of them. Actually, I think if you had, like if
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you had three doors in front of you, you had to pick which one
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to run through at full speed, two of them had paper and one of
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them had like a brick wall behind it. I think if it was a
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Japanese show, that the difference is they be throwing things down the stairs at
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you. Oh, this is a white show, so they give you a
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chance. This just needed a marshmallow sponsorship. This is brought to you by
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Swiss miss u ra Should you ever watch the brown it can't be sponsored by
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Coco Raj. Did you ever watch the show wipe Out and think why didn't
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they just call it white out again? You walk? You help me with
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this so much. I appreciate that you do this because I've had listeners go,
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you do a lot of race stuff, and I'm like, you,
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guys, do I don't we serve it up? Wipe Out is a white
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persons sport or whatever that it's a white person show. Uh. I love
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that show. Yeah, of course you do, just like you like staying
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in airbnbs, Like it's the same thing. There's the same level of like
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of extreme possibility, Like you can you can be on wipe Out and get
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hit by whatever that wand thing is, or you can stay in Airbnb and
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get hit by one of those wan things whatever that is. Like well,
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I mean, look, wipe Out is just American ninja without any of the
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possibility of winning, yes, or a ninja. Just just call it American
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people falling down that's what slippery stairs is. Thank you for bringing it back
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to slippery stairs. So Trey slippery stairs? Is it a sport? Or
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is it? How do you win slippery stairs? I'm pretty sure I got
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the handle on how you lose. You get to the top of the stairs.
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So it's very slippery, so it looks like an oil pig. Okay,
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that's another. I think that's another white sport or or like you know,
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they just everyone took a bath in k Y and then tried to,
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you know, climb the stairs. So it's King of the Mountain with lube,
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yeah and stairs. Okay, it's astroblied with stairs. That's that's what
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it is. I mean, it's I mean, we just rattled off a
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handful of really obvious sponsorship opportunities that if ESPN is not taking advantage of their
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people need to be fired. I don't know how, I mean, I
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mean, how do you not have the astro glide to hundred? I don't
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know how cornhole isn't sponsored by stroke. Look, there's a very there's a
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very popular spot on Saint Thomas, very historic called ninety nine Steps. They
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could do this like Grand Prix does, like the F one does and go
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around different famous steps around the world. The Great Wall of China, Hello,
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and Astroglide missed out on cornhole because Johnsonville wanted got their meat sponsorship.
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Explain explain bushes baked beans. I don't know how that works with cornhole,
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but they seemed to sponsored. Also, I'll tell you why, Raj,
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because the cornhole board is very reminiscent of a port. I mean that's where
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if you eat enough bushes baked beans, you're going to squad over the corn
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hole. Yes, that makes sense. Now, Meanwhile, Johnsonville saw a
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hole, figured there braught wars would be perfect to fit it, and there
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was no lub like, hey we need to lube up this brought to put
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it in. I don't know. I just know that there's a guy that
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plays cornhole that has no arms. And if you can do that sport and
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he's sponsored, I'm like, if, okay, that's that's white people sport.
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Do you have no arms? Somehow I have missed somehow I have missed
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the stump man. You have the internet behind you on your TV just very
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quickly, so there is a stump man that is professional. Yes, in
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the cornhole league. I've told you guys before that Arnold Schwarzenegger's bastard son is
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also pro in that len Is he really? Yeah? Wow, Okay,
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that's you know, the one that looks like really looks like Arnold. Yeah,
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he's the one that looks exactly like Arnold Schwarzeneger got it on with his
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homely maid and instead of getting into the family business of either politics from the
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Kennedy's, well, no, he couldn't do politics on the Kennedy side because
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that wasn't his mom. Uh instead of getting into the movie business or I
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guess he could have done politics. And that's what you know Arnold did you
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know was governor of California? Uh so, and so instead he's he's blazing
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his own path to corn start them and you can check your check your phones.
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Oh good, we're adding more fun to our group chat quadruple Amputee and
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acl pro. Dayton Weber is an unstoppable cornhole player. I give up.
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I just he is unstoppable, guys? Is he unstoppable? Really? He's
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very stoppable. I can speak of it. I think you know what,
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how good would he be on Slippery Stairs? He wins? You know that
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he'd be the best in that too, wouldn't he It's hard to slip on
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slippery stairs if you got no letters. I don't know how you get to
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the top with no arms, But god damn, I'd watch it's a lot
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of gumption, Raj the determinations alone. I would watch that man try to
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goli. Well, let's see. It's either a lot of determination or you
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get Arnold schwartzen Anger's bastard son to put you in a papoose and the baby
30:45
born take you to the top, so you both foll okay, Yeah,
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yeah, it's very much a you go, we go situation. Roger,
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I'm glad you laughed at that, because I said that punchlines specifically fortrays benefit.
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I just got it. I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
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out. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna go outside and throw myself
31:26
down my stairs. You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online a treehouse
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now for any and all of your plumbing once and needs. Give her a
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Jacqueline a little Birdie told me that you do plumbing classes for people. I
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do. I don't typically do it for homeowners, but I have in the
32:12
past done classes for investors. So there's an investor. It's a group and
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it's called Oh God, what are the LifeStyle's Unlimited and they're out of Irving
32:23
and they teach people, not millionaires, not by any means, but they
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teach the average Joe how to invest in real estate. And then we do
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what we call essentially road trips, where they bring out contractors on site to
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talk about things that you should keep an eye on and think about when you're
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buying something, to renovate it, to build equity. And so I talked
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to them. But I've got two classes coming up later this month. On
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Tuesday next week, they're onboarding a bunch of new insurance adjusters at one of
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the larger insurance firms that works here in Texas, and they want those adjusters
32:57
to understand the functionality of plumbing from claims perspective. So I'm gonna teach I
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call it plumbing one on one for adjusters, and then I'm teaching a class
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for a bunch of Briggs, Freeman and sotherby realtors talking about what buyers and
33:10
sellers need to be thinking out about from a perspective when it comes to homes.
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So not only can you take advantage of her expertise as a consumer and
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as a client, but other people have to pick her brain as well for
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their needs. To keep that in mind when it comes time to call someone
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for any and all of those plumbing once and needs, you call Jacqueline at
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Brooks Plumbing two one, four, three, six, eight, thirty eight,
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the Treehouse listen us online at Treehouseonair dot com. This segment of the tree
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House is brought to us by Brooks Plumbing, which is a good thing because
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usually this show is for the for you, the listener, to enjoy,
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leave your warriors outside and let us, you know, make your day a
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little bit better by dipping our toes and the big pool of stupid. Instead,
34:06
we have jumped all in, We've belly flopped right into the middle of
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it. And it's less about the enjoyment of the listener today and more for
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the enjoyment of Raj and Trey. So this segment of the show brought to
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wants and needs, especially if you know you have a hard time wrenching and
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tightening and loosening things yourself because you have no opiniages because you're a stump person.
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As I say, we damn sure didn't swan dive into this. What's
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the what's the Rodney Dangerfield movie? It's the triple of the Triple Lindy that
34:52
is back to School. It's a quadruple or like Pong. Yeah, I
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believe if there is a video game character that quadruple amputee professional cornhole player Dayton
35:15
Weber resembles the most, it's Pong, Definitely. He's kind of cubridish.
35:24
Hubert's got legs. Sonic has arms and legs, although when he goes really
35:36
fast, he's just rolling. So Trey, I get that. Tell everybody
35:43
what we're doing. Oh, trust me, they know they know that if
35:47
they've already made it into the third segment of this show, they know what
35:51
happened in the second. They know we're talking about Stumpy. I'm sorry,
35:53
Dayton Weber, the professional cornhole player that I didn't even know existed. And
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look, I didn't know until you know, I don't know about twenty minutes
36:02
or so ago, that there was a sport I'm going to use that term
36:06
loosely called slippery Stairs airing on one of the ESPN channels, which further which
36:15
gives us more evidence as to the theory that life truly does seem to imitate
36:20
art, because all the way back in Dodgeball, the movie it would Dodgeball,
36:25
the Dodgeball tournament taking place in Vegas was happening on ESPN and The O
36:30
Show. And now it really feels like ESPN watched that movie and said,
36:35
man, that's a good idea for a channel, and now they're doing it.
36:37
Except it's not being, you know, shown all the way down on
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ESPN The Oh Show. It's actually up on one of the top three channels
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of ESPN. It might be it's probably on after pardon the interruption, slippery
36:52
Stairs into around the Horn Hard in the interruption followed by professional Cornhole. It's
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the new ESPN. I just I just think the whole background of Cornple was
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this guy's make a wish, give him one thing that he can win,
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the guy with no arms and no legs, the champion. The champion told
37:17
him his secrets, and then oh shit, he's gonna live Johnsonville. You
37:32
know, it seems like we're all going to be going to hell, and
37:37
clearly Hell is full of slippery stairs. Let's just let's just embrace it,
37:44
or as or as Dayton Weber does with everything, lean into it. So
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I am now going to go over to share screen mode and take a look
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at this video that Trey sent us on YouTube, and that is very aptly
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titled Quadruple Amputee and acl pro Dayton Weber is unstoppable. Okay, you know,
38:20
up until that line right there, tre I thought, you know what,
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we should extend an invitation for mister Webber to come on the show and
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talk to us about his journey. You can't be that far. But now
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I'm pretty sure that opportunity is gone away. Okay, I just want to
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watch I just want people to watch this. I'm afraid to watch this because
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I'm afraid you two are gonna silence my microbuck. Don't you dare you leave
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that thing on? All right, so here we go. Let's watch this
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quadruple amputee and ACL pro Dayton Weber is unstoppable. One minute of gameplay the
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All Cornhole Tournament. It looks like sponsored by Johnsonville. All right, So
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there he is. He's got his jersey on. It looks like okay,
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yeah, so he's definitely a quadruple amputee. He's got he does have two
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arms, but they're both looking to be amputated around the elbow and legs also
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amputated what looks to be upper thigh. So okay, here we go for
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years. There he goes one cost. He's already better than I am.
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He put his two elbow stumps together with the bean bag and tossed it right
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into the ACL red zone on the Johnsonville brought board, and he's cocky about
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it. He goes right in the hole and he's smiling. He's like,
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yeah, right, right, he's mostly cocky, Dan, Well, you
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gotta go with what's left for years. Right in the hole, his competitor
40:15
next to him with two arms and two legs, missus, a couple of
40:22
outs of the right can date whoever take advantage your back to gona be good.
40:25
Second toss. Dayton Weber's back in the hole and he's he's making the
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face you make when you're really really good at something, like you purse your
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lips like you're like, yeah, take that. Meanwhile, his competitor now
40:39
has to has to actually walk back into position. He's up four points in
40:44
the round out for two bags from each. Your competitor steps up. He
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tosses, and it does not go in the hole. Before he's got a
40:55
lot of room to work with. Dayton Webber up right in the hole again.
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Now the competitor and this next throw he gets one. All right,
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it is It is pretty cool when you're trying to hype up the crowd and
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you do the arms like everybody makes some boys type of thing and yeah,
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they responded, it's not like you needed all the arms to get them to
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cheer. Instead of finger guns, he gives them elbow guns. Finger guns.
41:39
I think I could still do it if he would like, instead of
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finger guns, if he would blow out both stumps like yeah, yeah,
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it's like you know what it's instead of finger guns. It's more like stumpy
41:52
muskets. But I'm with you. I think you absolutely go that route like
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I would if I was, Yeah, I'd on him like, yeah,
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I see what I did there, because it's it really is rubbing rubbing salt
42:10
in the wound of your competitor that's got two arms and two legs that you
42:14
just kicked the everleven crap out of. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
42:17
I as that the other guy. I don't know how you like he's so
42:23
good, like he really kicked him. Yeah, if if if you're dating
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Weber, are you insulted if the competitor reaches his hand out to shake you
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to say good game, and then says, man, you really kicked the
42:43
ship out of me. I would just I would just put my hand up
42:49
like a high five. But I don't think it matters because then this guy
42:52
can then roll away, uh to the trophy presentation and then take the check
42:58
for all the money he just by beating your ass in professional corn hole?
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Okay, how much money? And how much money is he winning? Do
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we know? Look they're on TV. They got sponsors, multiple sponsors.
43:15
Okay, I just want to I mean, I don't know what his I
43:20
don't know what his actual winnings are, but I bet he's also got some
43:22
personal sponsorship opportunities there. I'd also like to point out, as I'm about
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to type into Google, I just on MSN just got a thing for a
43:31
pop up for a Dodgeball movie thing. So the internet's listening in real time.
43:37
Uh huh. I just uh collect the checks, he just can't endorse
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them. The ACL Pro division will be the only skill level within the ACL
43:58
that will have a guarantee prize pool. The minimum ACL Pro guaranteed prize pool
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is one million dollars spread across all ACL Pro events, doubled from twenty twenty
44:12
one to twenty twenty four. So the people also ask how much do ACL
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Pro players make? According to the twenty twenty three money list, only one
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ACL Pro earned more than that. Only fourteen ACL pros earned more than thirty
44:29
thousand dollars. Only about thirty of those pros earned more than someone working a
44:34
full time minimum wage job. The average cornhole earnings of the ACL pros on
44:38
the list was a little over seven thousand dollars. Man, that dude is
44:44
doing that for seven grand, Although it does say here for the twenty twenty
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one ACL World Championships, there will be a guaranteed minimum payout of one hundred
44:55
and fifty thousand dollars. That's one. Sure, it's it's balloon since then
45:07
ballooned a win for the balloon joke. I am too. You just can't
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tie it to that guy. There it is, you found it, okay,
45:28
yeah, so, I mean it's one Trey. What do you think
45:31
is more difficult to find that punchline or Dayton Weber in a ballpit. You're
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you're going straight to hell for that one. I don't know where the fucking
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your brain that came out of. I'm so proud of you, a very
45:55
very dark I'll tell you this though, You'll never look at a ball bit
46:02
the same way again. Good luck the next time you're a chucky cheese,
46:10
you gotta be careful on those. You know what you should do, because
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this means now you've got to tell your kids when you go to chuck e
46:15
cheese before they get in the ball bit. You have to tell them to
46:19
watch out for this scary date and Weber in there. It's the best episode
46:30
ever. I bet Date Weber disagrees. We will see you next time inside
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the tree house, unless we all go down the slip slippery stairs of death
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to Hell. I've been doing it