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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to
- 0:27Speaker 1: the show, fellow ridiculous historians. Thank you, as always, so
- 0:31Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Let's hear it for our super producer,
- 0:34Speaker 1: Max Winslow Williams.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Max Reindeer Velvet. Max the Velvet Reindeer Williams.
- 0:42Speaker 3: How about that?
- 0:43Speaker 1: That's Noel Brown. They call me Ben Bullen for tax purposes.
- 0:47Speaker 1: And we, Noel, Max, we are in Chapter 2 of a, well,
- 0:52Speaker 1: Chapter 3, technically, of a continuing exploration of on weird
- 0:56Speaker 1: stuff people used to get high off of. And we
- 0:59Speaker 1: have really classed it up, you guys, because we are
- 1:02Speaker 1: joined with our returning special guest. I can't believe we
- 1:07Speaker 1: got into the schedule and his writer is crazy. It's
- 1:12Speaker 1: Zarin Burnett.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Yo, what up, gentlemen? I remember I said all brown
- 1:16Speaker 4: M & Ms, so make sure I want that.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're counting them.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
- 1:22Speaker 2: We are meticulous about our guests' riders.
- 1:24Speaker 4: I appreciate that. I really do. It's respect. I can
- 1:26Speaker 4: feel it, you know?
- 1:27Speaker 3: 100%. Thanks, guys, for having me. Of course.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Always a fun time with y'all.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Oh, dude, the best.
- 1:33Speaker 2: What do you say we just jump right into our
- 1:35Speaker 2: conversation already in progress?
- 1:43Speaker 1: We got to get to another drug of yesteryear. We're
- 1:48Speaker 1: going to be less anthrocentric here. Guys, we got to
- 1:52Speaker 1: get to reindeer.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Reindeer?
- 1:53Speaker 1: Are you a fan?
- 1:54Speaker 3: Yeah, are you a fan? Like antlers? Are we scraping
- 1:57Speaker 3: little bits off the antlers and snorting them? You know
- 2:01Speaker 3: I love reindeers.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Is this why Rudolph has a red nose?
- 2:05Speaker 3: Yeah. Alcoholism.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Oh, geez. Yeah, Rudolph had his inner demons. We're pretty sure. So, reindeers,
- 2:16Speaker 1: in addition to having one troubling superhero, they are also
- 2:24Speaker 1: super into getting high. They love mushrooms.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Mushrooms.
- 2:29Speaker 4: They love them.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Yeah, they love the fly agaric mushroom, Amanita muscaria, if
- 2:36Speaker 1: it has a tie on and has to meet the parents.
- 2:41Speaker 1: It's so weird, you guys, because reindeer or caribou, if
- 2:44Speaker 1: you want, they are herbivorous, but it doesn't mean they're
- 2:49Speaker 1: automatically not fun. And I say that as a former vegan.
- 2:56Speaker 1: It's weird because, guys, we're talking about a species of
- 3:00Speaker 1: animal that lives in an unforgiving climate, right? Threats are
- 3:05Speaker 1: super large. Resources are sparse. These guys have for thousands
- 3:10Speaker 1: and thousands of years actively sought out specifically the fly
- 3:16Speaker 1: agaric mushroom.
- 3:18Speaker 3: Okay.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Now, I mentioned the stoned ape theory at the top
- 3:21Speaker 2: of the show, and this is this concept that primates
- 3:25Speaker 2: who consumed psychotropic mushrooms— were able to hunt better. It
- 3:31Speaker 2: increased their visual acuity and their ability to kind of like,
- 3:35Speaker 2: you know, hone in on their prey. If anyone's ever
- 3:38Speaker 2: experienced anything, even a mild, you know, cannabis high, it
- 3:41Speaker 2: does kind of sharpen your senses a little bit.
- 3:44Speaker 3: So that theory is fascinating.
- 3:45Speaker 2: So are these reindeer been consuming these things because they
- 3:48Speaker 2: just like getting lit or is it helping them out
- 3:50Speaker 2: in some aspect of their existence?
- 3:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like stress reduction. You're like, I got a
- 3:54Speaker 4: lot of grizzly bears. I'm going to need to like
- 3:55Speaker 4: take a little edge off. Right.
- 3:58Speaker 1: It's been a hard day on the tundra, you know.
- 4:01Speaker 2: There's this fat, red-suited man that keeps coming around trying
- 4:04Speaker 2: to recruit me.
- 4:06Speaker 1: What is with that guy? It is interesting because it's
- 4:12Speaker 1: not especially filling as a foodstuff. It doesn't contain some
- 4:18Speaker 1: rare nutrients, right? It doesn't produce some sort of miracle
- 4:23Speaker 1: smell that'll dissuade your predators. But it does, to your point, Zarin.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Hey kids, those reindeer super waxed. Yeah, it absolutely rocks
- 4:35Speaker 1: them so much so that they don't just regularly seek
- 4:40Speaker 1: it out. They teach their young how to find it,
- 4:44Speaker 1: to dig through snow. And as we all know, teaching
- 4:47Speaker 1: other generations, huge mark of intelligence, right? They kind of
- 4:52Speaker 1: like pigs and truffles. They will, just go across.
- 4:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Go across vast swaths of land. And basically once they
- 5:01Speaker 1: ingest them, these fungi, the reindeer are as wild as
- 5:07Speaker 1: a tourist. If their first day in new Orleans is
- 5:11Speaker 1: Mardi Gras.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Hand grenades, baby hurricanes and hand grenades. Ben, this was
- 5:17Speaker 2: ringing a bell for me. And I mentioned when you
- 5:20Speaker 2: brought this up, like, what do you scrape the antlers
- 5:22Speaker 2: or whatever? And that's because I've been on a bit
- 5:23Speaker 2: of a, nerdy fitness kick lately and so like the
- 5:26Speaker 2: internet keeps feeding me ads for all these like supplements
- 5:29Speaker 2: and things and reindeer organ meat and ground up reindeer
- 5:35Speaker 2: guts and hearts and liver as well as antler velvet
- 5:39Speaker 2: are a very in vogue.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Antler velvet yeah like the little in vogue supplement right now.
- 5:46Speaker 4: I see people go out there and try to collect it.
- 5:48Speaker 4: I always assumed it was for some reason, because I
- 5:51Speaker 4: know people actually go out and collect the racks of antlers.
- 5:54Speaker 4: But now I see people big on going out to
- 5:56Speaker 4: collect the velvet. And this now makes perfect sense. It's
- 5:59Speaker 4: for supplements. I bet they're getting a pretty penny.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Apparently super vitamin rich in A and B12. So it's
- 6:06Speaker 3: good for immunity.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Claims, of course, guys, we know that supplements can be
- 6:10Speaker 2: pretty sus in terms of like what the claims are
- 6:14Speaker 2: versus what.
- 6:14Speaker 3: They actually do.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Do you remember when the FDA was a thing?
- 6:16Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like they disbanded it.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Claims of energy and vitality and even increasing testosterone.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure.
- 6:27Speaker 2: You know, and things like that. So you'll see these ads.
- 6:29Speaker 2: They'll be called like carnivore bars. Bills or some crazy
- 6:33Speaker 2: thing like that. The FDA, what's left of it, does
- 6:38Speaker 2: lack any robust evaluation of these things in terms of
- 6:41Speaker 2: like what they actually might do. Another claim is that
- 6:44Speaker 2: they can cause increased joint health. Um, something that's referred
- 6:48Speaker 2: to in the claims as general vitality, which seems.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Real vague and, uh, reduced inflammation, but yeah.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Well, Hey, it's not Lieutenant vitality. It's general vitality.
- 6:59Speaker 5: It also seems like vitality and reduced inflation should not
- 7:03Speaker 5: be in the same conversation with each other.
- 7:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good point.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, Jared, at this point we have to, we
- 7:11Speaker 1: have to pause real quick, uh, not to put you
- 7:14Speaker 1: on the spot, but, uh, Are you morally opposed to
- 7:19Speaker 1: hallucinogenic substances?
- 7:21Speaker 4: No, not at all. In fact, I've been, we'll call
- 7:24Speaker 4: it a traveler in those spaces many, many times. I
- 7:27Speaker 4: don't really mess around with mushrooms anymore because it just
- 7:29Speaker 4: kept making my stomach sicker and sicker as I was
- 7:32Speaker 4: doing them to the point that like the first two
- 7:34Speaker 4: hours would just be brutal. And then I'd have like,
- 7:37Speaker 4: you know, a number of hours where it was very enjoyable.
- 7:39Speaker 4: And then it got to three hours. Then it was
- 7:40Speaker 4: like four. I was like, okay, now I'm getting like
- 7:42Speaker 4: only a couple hours of actual enjoyment. So I would
- 7:46Speaker 4: now at this point pretty much mess around with LSD
- 7:48Speaker 4: more than mushrooms. I've never had an ayahuasca trip. I've
- 7:52Speaker 4: always kind of been curious about that. DMT I've messed
- 7:56Speaker 4: around with. I've basically tried, I'd say, most of the
- 8:00Speaker 4: common hallucinogens. But at this point, I'm pretty much down
- 8:03Speaker 4: to just LSD 25. Yeah.
- 8:05Speaker 2: And a big thing that people are doing these days,
- 8:07Speaker 2: which I recently tried for the first time, is microdosing
- 8:09Speaker 2: on LSD where you can– like I always thought it
- 8:11Speaker 2: was sort of an all-or-nothing thing. But it turns out
- 8:14Speaker 2: that it is pretty popular to just take a.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Like a tiny little snippet.
- 8:17Speaker 4: A little dot basically, yeah.
- 8:18Speaker 2: A little– exactly. And there are, as we know– very
- 8:24Speaker 2: reasonably well-studied, it would seem, mental health benefits from supervised
- 8:30Speaker 2: use of hallucinogens.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Cary Grant was a huge fan of LSD and talked
- 8:34Speaker 4: prolifically about it, even in Good Housekeeping magazine in the 1950s.
- 8:38Speaker 3: We talked about that. That's right.
- 8:40Speaker 2: We genuinely– I didn't know that until we– I believe
- 8:43Speaker 2: it was on an episode a handful of years ago.
- 8:44Speaker 2: But the Cary Grant good housekeeping interview about the benefits
- 8:48Speaker 2: of tripping is a thing to behold.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Cary Grant. In the 1950s. He was way before the
- 8:53Speaker 4: hippies too. People were like, oh.
- 8:54Speaker 3: He was a real booster. He was a real– Huge fan.
- 8:58Speaker 1: He's probably also a fan of reindeer.
- 9:00Speaker 2: And I think that's, that's a good point too, Zarin, because,
- 9:03Speaker 2: you know, you're talking about these reindeers, like, why would
- 9:05Speaker 2: they eat this?
- 9:06Speaker 3: Like, it's not particularly helpful. It doesn't particularly fill them up.
- 9:10Speaker 2: And maybe it isn't just about getting high. And it
- 9:14Speaker 2: did impart some kind of, whether it be visual or
- 9:17Speaker 2: auditory acuity or just some, Something that caused them some
- 9:20Speaker 2: level of relief or calm against them grizzly bears you
- 9:24Speaker 2: were talking about.
- 9:25Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. Maybe you make some better parents. You know,
- 9:27Speaker 4: they're like, I'm going to pay more attention to my kids.
- 9:28Speaker 4: They suddenly got more interesting. I don't know.
- 9:31Speaker 1: They're like, reindeer dad is way cooler now. And we also,
- 9:37Speaker 1: we are mentioning this not just because of the caribou
- 9:41Speaker 1: or the reindeer. It's because humans... have rocked Fly Agaric
- 9:46Speaker 1: as well. They look like the mushrooms from the Mario franchise, right?
- 9:50Speaker 1: You got a red cap, little white dots.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:54Speaker 1: A little big up. Uh, we know that indigenous cultures
- 9:58Speaker 1: in Siberia have a deep historical usage of fly agaric
- 10:03Speaker 1: in one way or another. And it's usually not going
- 10:06Speaker 1: to be super recreational, like chewing betel.
- 10:09Speaker 4: Nut or something. It's, it's, it's more ritualistic.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Ritualistic.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Just the perfect word. Uh, We found some interesting speculation,
- 10:20Speaker 1: you guys, that delivering on our earlier references about Rudolph,
- 10:26Speaker 1: the consumption of fly agaric in northern or Scandinavian parts
- 10:31Speaker 1: of the world. It may be part of the reason
- 10:35Speaker 1: why we have all these stories about some wild guy
- 10:38Speaker 1: named Santa Claus. who hangs out with reindeer, who can
- 10:42Speaker 1: inexplicably fly.
- 10:43Speaker 4: Dude!
- 10:45Speaker 2: It's like a lot of the poultices that supposed witches
- 10:50Speaker 2: would make.
- 10:50Speaker 3: They're flying ointments.
- 10:52Speaker 2: They're really just psychedelic substances that would cause them to
- 10:57Speaker 2: think they were flying.
- 10:57Speaker 4: It would get you off and you're like, okay, all
- 11:00Speaker 4: of a sudden I'm up in the clouds. You're like,
- 11:01Speaker 4: not really. You're still weird with it. No, man, I'm
- 11:03Speaker 4: up in the clouds.
- 11:06Speaker 1: I'm up in the clouds. Who wants a gift? And
- 11:08Speaker 1: that saves the night, right?
- 11:10Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
- 11:12Speaker 1: So we know that these substances, the active substances in
- 11:18Speaker 1: fly agaric are stuff like ibotenic acid, musimol, which to
- 11:23Speaker 1: me sounds like a made-up pharmaceutical brand, musimol. Feels like
- 11:29Speaker 1: it's got a lot of fine print at the end
- 11:31Speaker 1: of a commercial.
- 11:32Speaker 2: I was in a hotel for the first time in
- 11:34Speaker 2: a while, a couple of days ago, and I just
- 11:36Speaker 2: had the TV on mute. And, you know, you only
- 11:38Speaker 2: see them on TV, these pharmaceutical advertisements with like the idyllic,
- 11:43Speaker 2: you know, frolicking families or whatever.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Just jump in vaguely.
- 11:46Speaker 2: The names of them, man. This one was like Baltimorea
- 11:49Speaker 2: or something. I mean, it was just, they're just absolutely
- 11:53Speaker 2: made up.
- 11:55Speaker 3: Of course.
- 11:55Speaker 1: It's like choosing a car name, you know. we also
- 12:00Speaker 1: have a future episode. You got to hang out with
- 12:02Speaker 1: us on Zarin where we figure out a very small
- 12:06Speaker 1: group of people who make pharmaceutical names in the West.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 12:11Speaker 2: It's got to be some sort of a committee, you know,
- 12:13Speaker 2: they got to, if they focus group, it's right.
- 12:16Speaker 3: It has to be very similar to any other kind
- 12:18Speaker 3: of branding, right?
- 12:19Speaker 1: It's so small. I'm sure it's like three etymology nerds
- 12:23Speaker 1: going proteo via. Right. You know, that sounds like several words.
- 12:30Speaker 4: Vi-an-stra.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Vi-an-stra, you know, because it's via the anstra.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Hulu.
- 12:38Speaker 3: Wait, that's different.
- 12:39Speaker 1: No, I was close. I thought you were good. We
- 12:48Speaker 1: know you should not consume fly agaric, right? because it
- 12:52Speaker 1: can lead to nausea, vomiting, muscle twitches at the far end.
- 12:57Speaker 1: It can give your reindeer seizures or comas.
- 13:01Speaker 4: I don't want my reindeers dropping with the comas, no. No.
- 13:04Speaker 1: You've always said that.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of my stances.
- 13:07Speaker 3: But, you know, these reindeers, they're experienced. They know what
- 13:11Speaker 3: they're doing. They know what they're doing.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Zara Burnett says, Hummus, okay on a cheese sandwich. Also,
- 13:18Speaker 1: I want my reindeer.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Coma free.
- 13:21Speaker 3: Coma free.
- 13:22Speaker 4: I still got the bumper stickers to move if you
- 13:24Speaker 4: guys are interested.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Always.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Spread the word.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Can we get a price break?
- 13:28Speaker 2: I'm a guy that collects bumper stickers and never puts
- 13:30Speaker 2: them on anything.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
- 13:34Speaker 5: So what I'm hearing is it's Zarin's Coma-Free Reindeer Supplement.
- 13:38Speaker 4: That's the brand. There we go.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Slap that on the side of a wagon and let's
- 13:43Speaker 2: go to town.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Let's go through Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Yeah, we need this. Max, you got to introduce us
- 13:50Speaker 1: to this next one, man. As Noel was teasing, this
- 13:55Speaker 1: is a perfect medicine show comparison to Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
- 14:02Speaker 5: Yeah, I was doing a little researching on this. And,
- 14:05Speaker 5: you know, we have an episode about snake oil in
- 14:07Speaker 5: the past, which is pretty funny because we're going from
- 14:10Speaker 5: reindeer supplements to, which, you know, could be argued as
- 14:13Speaker 5: modern day snake oil.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Well, you got to oil your snakes, man. Nobody wants
- 14:16Speaker 1: dry snakes.
- 14:17Speaker 4: You don't want a squeaky snake.
- 14:19Speaker 3: You don't want a squeaky snake. You'll hear it coming
- 14:20Speaker 3: a mile. Yeah, exactly.
- 14:21Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 14:22Speaker 5: And Ben, if I remember correctly, what we found out
- 14:24Speaker 5: in our snake oil episode was like, you know, in
- 14:26Speaker 5: East Asia, they would harvest water snakes.
- 14:29Speaker 4: For the fatty oils, correct? Correct. But.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Then they try to do that with rattlesnakes in America
- 14:35Speaker 5: who are quite slender and don't have fatty oils. But so, yeah,
- 14:42Speaker 5: I mean, I think this era of just is we've
- 14:44Speaker 5: spent a lot of time in ridiculous history talking about
- 14:46Speaker 5: this oddly with like ice cream as well. This early
- 14:49Speaker 5: pharmaceutical Coca-Cola rising up era. And that's where I want
- 14:52Speaker 5: to introduce us to the idea of this thing called Mrs.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Winslow's Soothing Syrup, which unlike snake oil, actually had things
- 15:00Speaker 5: in it.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Which is kind of the problem. Maybe a few too
- 15:03Speaker 3: many things.
- 15:04Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of stuff.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Like are you- Like Vitamita Vegemin. Remember that I Love
- 15:08Speaker 2: Lucy episode? Where she just keeps drinking it and just
- 15:11Speaker 2: getting absolutely plastered?
- 15:12Speaker 4: Yes.
- 15:13Speaker 1: One of my favorites.
- 15:14Speaker 5: Shared agreements between those two things.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Now, before we continue, I've got to say Zerod, I
- 15:20Speaker 1: am so impressed and so unsurprised that you instantly knew
- 15:25Speaker 1: the etymology of snake oil.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, definitely. I mean, like, it's one of those things, like,
- 15:30Speaker 4: you hear it and, you know, I don't know at
- 15:32Speaker 4: what age, I think it was 12 or 13, you
- 15:33Speaker 4: get curious, like, where does this come from? Why do
- 15:35Speaker 4: we eat snake oil? And then I looked it up
- 15:37Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, that's fascinating. And then, you know,
- 15:40Speaker 4: in more recent times, we've kind of referenced it on
- 15:42Speaker 4: Ridiculous Crime a couple of times and then had to, like,
- 15:45Speaker 4: break down the derivation of where this comes from and
- 15:47Speaker 4: why it's called that and why it was bunk.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Well, and to your point, Max, I mean, we really
- 15:51Speaker 2: are living in kind of a new era of snake oil. 100%.
- 15:55Speaker 2: With a lot of the way things are advertised and
- 15:57Speaker 2: things can get around a lot of these FDA approval
- 16:00Speaker 2: guidelines by just being, quote, unquote, not for human consumption.
- 16:03Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. And we also get the whole, like, medicine
- 16:06Speaker 4: show level with the supplements, but we're just doing it
- 16:08Speaker 4: on our phones now.
- 16:09Speaker 3: On TV.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Or, yeah, like it used to be on, like, you know,
- 16:12Speaker 2: cable access kind of stuff or, like, a lot of
- 16:14Speaker 2: these religious folks selling buckets of slop and bone broth.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Also, the AI bubble is another bit of snake oil.
- 16:24Speaker 3: No question about it.
- 16:25Speaker 1: I'll just say it. So, folks, we're an audio podcast,
- 16:30Speaker 1: so please know in your hearts that all four of
- 16:33Speaker 1: us shrugged and unanimously agreed with that last statement.
- 16:37Speaker 2: No question, no question. So what are we talking about?
- 16:40Speaker 2: What was all the stuff that was in this soothing
- 16:44Speaker 2: syrup that apparently was being fed to infants quite frequently?
- 16:48Speaker 1: Yeah, since 1849, right? We've got, you know how, we'll
- 16:53Speaker 1: do a fake commercial. You know how it is. It's 1849,
- 16:55Speaker 1: stuff is crazy. And your kids keep talking. We're dying.
- 17:02Speaker 1: So how do we... How do we shut them up?
- 17:05Speaker 1: How do we shut up those children? Well, according to
- 17:08Speaker 1: Karen Berger, writing over at Pharmacy Times, Charlotte N. Winslow,
- 17:13Speaker 1: a pediatric nurse, created Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup to... to
- 17:21Speaker 1: shut up children.
- 17:24Speaker 3: So, you know, soothe fussy babies. Of course.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Oh, sure. Yeah.
- 17:29Speaker 3: If we're putting on our marketing hats.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Right. Right.
- 17:32Speaker 4: Does your baby cry too much? Try soothing. Wow.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:38Speaker 1: We'd like to pivot to non-verbal children. So, apparently the
- 17:45Speaker 1: syrup is created in, Max, you can tell us more
- 17:48Speaker 1: about this, by her son-in-law.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Yeah, so as you mentioned, Charlotte Ann Winslow created the formula,
- 17:55Speaker 5: and she was a nurse, but it was actually her son-in-law,
- 17:58Speaker 5: this guy by the name of Jeremiah Curtis, who started
- 18:01Speaker 5: production of the whole thing back in 1849, along with
- 18:05Speaker 5: a partner by the name of Benjamin Perkins. In this
- 18:08Speaker 5: place called Bangor, Maine?
- 18:10Speaker 3: Bangor, Maine? Something like that?
- 18:13Speaker 1: Bangor.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Yeah, Bangor, Maine.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Bangor, Maine.
- 18:14Speaker 2: That's for Stephen King. That's Stephen King country. And you
- 18:17Speaker 2: know what the ultimate sign of good snake oil is?
- 18:19Speaker 2: It's the thing that says.
- 18:20Speaker 3: It'll do everything. It'll do like 10 different things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Well, that's a great question, Noel, because now we have
- 18:27Speaker 1: to ask ourselves, what does this patent medicine do?
- 18:32Speaker 3: Do?
- 18:33Speaker 1: Does it do everything?
- 18:34Speaker 2: It claims it will calm small children, clean their teeth,
- 18:37Speaker 2: freshen their breath, and also relieve constipation while you're at it. Yes.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Four benefits in one. Not one, not two, not three,
- 18:47Speaker 3: but four.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Four. Well, that also feels more legitimate because it's not
- 18:53Speaker 1: saying it's a panacea, right? It's not saying.
- 18:55Speaker 3: It'll cure everything.
- 18:56Speaker 5: That's true.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Not a cure-all, not an ultimate fountain of youth type thing.
- 19:00Speaker 4: But it will take care of both ends of your baby.
- 19:02Speaker 4: That's also true. Snout to tail.
- 19:07Speaker 1: If your kid's too hairy, you got to find a
- 19:09Speaker 1: different syrup. But for these four problems, we've got it.
- 19:15Speaker 1: And they're very successful because... all of their marketing shows
- 19:19Speaker 1: these very, uh, happy, giddy, non, uh, constipated, non-fussy babies.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Uh, the story of snake oil is also a story
- 19:33Speaker 2: of marketing because to your point, Ben, like all, a
- 19:35Speaker 2: lot of these things were, especially the ones that actually
- 19:37Speaker 2: had no active ingredients.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Um, they were just selling a story, which is marketing.
- 19:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:42Speaker 4: They're basically selling like the, uh, the what do you
- 19:45Speaker 4: call it the oh my god it just ran out
- 19:47Speaker 4: of my head what's the the effect when you take
- 19:48Speaker 4: a drug and you thank you the placebo effect so
- 19:51Speaker 4: basically it's just they're selling the placebo effect like this
- 19:53Speaker 4: is going to work because you believe it's going to work.
- 19:55Speaker 3: And guys placebo is hell of a drug is.
- 19:58Speaker 2: It yeah absolutely the psychological effects of belief exactly incredibly
- 20:01Speaker 2: strong we've we've seen studies in that as well and
- 20:04Speaker 2: i we've.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Got to tell you folks here Now that we're being
- 20:08Speaker 1: very fair, hopefully, with the historical context, this is not
- 20:14Speaker 1: a placebo. This is a.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Banger, man.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. The soothing syrup is super active in a
- 20:21Speaker 1: problematic way. We're talking 65 milligrams of morphine.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Holy crap.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Or morphine. I don't know, guys.
- 20:31Speaker 4: I'm not cool enough.
- 20:32Speaker 3: That's how you say it in the South. That's how
- 20:33Speaker 3: we say it. Morphine. Morphine.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Okay. And then it also had booze in there.
- 20:40Speaker 4: Of course.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Alcohol for the children.
- 20:42Speaker 3: Well, you know what they say. A teaspoon, a spoonful
- 20:44Speaker 3: of morphine helps the medicine go down.
- 20:47Speaker 4: Yes. Yes.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Yep. Yep. I feel like we went to the same
- 20:51Speaker 1: day here.
- 20:51Speaker 3: In the most delightful way.
- 20:53Speaker 2: These babies were high as hell.
- 20:55Speaker 1: So, so apparently- One teaspoon full of recommended dosage had
- 21:03Speaker 1: the morphine content equivalent to 20 drops of laudanum. Oh, wow.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:10Speaker 1: And they said, look, if your baby is six months
- 21:14Speaker 1: old or beyond, right, forget that they're not really forming
- 21:19Speaker 1: personalities yet. Just be cool and make sure that you
- 21:23Speaker 1: don't give them more than two to three drops of
- 21:26Speaker 1: laudanum or more. give them a teaspoonful of this.
- 21:30Speaker 3: I mean, if anyone's seen Deadwood, laudanum is the drug
- 21:34Speaker 3: that a lot of the, or at least in the
- 21:36Speaker 3: first season, the kind of the wife of the dude,
- 21:39Speaker 3: as they call him, who is coming from the big city.
- 21:42Speaker 3: She's addicted to it.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Yeah, Alma, right? Yeah, Alma, because she's prescribed it by
- 21:45Speaker 2: a doctor for her vapors or whatever.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the pain spells. 100%.
- 21:50Speaker 2: But guys, I know we're joking around about this, but
- 21:52Speaker 2: let's just be real. This is getting infants addicted to opiates.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
- 21:57Speaker 3: This is gnarly stuff.
- 22:00Speaker 1: And you've looked into the passage of the so-called Wild
- 22:06Speaker 1: West in your previous work, Zarin. Did you run into– now,
- 22:11Speaker 1: of course, I know black cowboys, but did you run
- 22:14Speaker 1: into in your research evidence of how casually or not
- 22:21Speaker 1: casually these kinds of substances were treated?
- 22:24Speaker 4: It was pretty casual. Largely, the expense was the issue.
- 22:28Speaker 4: So to Noel's point, you would find more middle-class and
- 22:32Speaker 4: upper-class people who have strong laudanum and morphine habits. But
- 22:36Speaker 4: then by the time you get into the era of
- 22:39Speaker 4: The Chinese railroad workers and then San Francisco having a
- 22:43Speaker 4: large Chinatown community, then morphine and opium become very popular
- 22:47Speaker 4: once it is opium. And then you're now, you've basically
- 22:50Speaker 4: made like the crack version of cocaine so people can
- 22:52Speaker 4: go and they can smoke it and get off and
- 22:54Speaker 4: it's not medically controlled as much. And that's when it
- 22:57Speaker 4: really just spreads as opium. But as laudanum, it was
- 23:00Speaker 4: much more likely to be like, you know, the wife
- 23:03Speaker 4: of the sheriff who's sipping on it when he's not home.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 23:07Speaker 2: And then the opium is when you started seeing it
- 23:09Speaker 2: hit a little bit more mainstream.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Hitting the streets in the form of these kind of taverns.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Yeah, opium dens. Totally. Oh, geez.
- 23:19Speaker 1: So we're saying the costs went down and economy of
- 23:23Speaker 1: scale kicked in?
- 23:24Speaker 3: And availability went way up. Yeah, for sure.
- 23:27Speaker 4: Oh, geez.
- 23:34Speaker 1: We know that the soothing syrup by Mrs. Winslow was
- 23:39Speaker 1: not problematic in any freaking way. It was super popular
- 23:44Speaker 1: because a lot of people apparently wanted their kids to
- 23:49Speaker 1: shut up. Or, guys, I posit to you that more
- 23:54Speaker 1: than a few thousand people probably bought it to use themselves.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Yes.
- 24:00Speaker 1: When you buy a Happy Meal at McDonald's and they're like,
- 24:03Speaker 1: you're 40.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Once you caught on, you know, someone actually took a
- 24:07Speaker 2: little sip of their kid's medicine, like, ooh, I kind
- 24:09Speaker 2: of like that.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
- 24:10Speaker 3: This is Butterwell's heroin syrup.
- 24:13Speaker 4: Good for the baby, good for daddy.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Good for daddy.
- 24:15Speaker 1: There we go. We know that in an 1868 court summary,
- 24:22Speaker 1: There were reports that 1.5 million bottles of soothing syrup
- 24:28Speaker 1: had been sold.
- 24:30Speaker 3: Surely some babies were killed.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Per year.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Surely babies were killed. They had to. I mean, come on.
- 24:37Speaker 3: This is like the levels you're talking about? The concentration? Yeah, man.
- 24:42Speaker 2: And you know that if one drop doesn't work, you
- 24:45Speaker 2: can give them another drop. And then maybe, you know,
- 24:47Speaker 2: there are some parents that weren't exactly adhering to a
- 24:49Speaker 2: label that already was not very specific.
- 24:51Speaker 4: Yeah, or they want to go out that night. They're like, well,
- 24:53Speaker 4: just double the dosage. Maybe make sure the baby doesn't
- 24:56Speaker 4: cry throughout the night. You know, it doesn't bother the neighbors.
- 24:58Speaker 3: It's pretty dark, man.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Do we want a babysitter? Because we have this bottle.
- 25:04Speaker 1: We got the syrup. This is super dark, by the way. Like, yes,
- 25:10Speaker 1: we've nailed it because there are no official statistics on
- 25:14Speaker 1: the number of children that died due to exposure to
- 25:18Speaker 1: stuff like this. But we do know roughly, if we're guessing,
- 25:24Speaker 1: that thousands of children died may have been overdosed with it.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Oh because it was all self-reporting right right it wouldn't
- 25:31Speaker 2: have been like an investigation it would have been what
- 25:34Speaker 2: they might have called a caught death or you know
- 25:36Speaker 2: oh yeah.
- 25:37Speaker 5: Yeah that was actually when i was doing the research
- 25:40Speaker 5: on this part like some that was one of the
- 25:42Speaker 5: more morbid things was a lot of the deaths they
- 25:45Speaker 5: their estimates are like a lot of people just didn't
- 25:47Speaker 5: realize it was the syrup doing especially because it was
- 25:50Speaker 5: a pan medicine They didn't list what was in it.
- 25:52Speaker 4: And also, a lot of babies and children were dying
- 25:54Speaker 4: at this time, so it wasn't unsurprising to lose a child.
- 25:57Speaker 4: It was like, oh, well, we lost another one, Doc.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I hate how historically accurate that is. We also know
- 26:06Speaker 1: that there were definitely multiple cases of people who got addicted, right?
- 26:15Speaker 1: We know that there are definitely cases of withdrawal cases. Wherein, like,
- 26:21Speaker 1: isn't that, remind me of this, Noel, not to call
- 26:24Speaker 1: you out, which drug is the one that can kill
- 26:28Speaker 1: you with withdrawal?
- 26:29Speaker 3: That is, well, there are numerous ones, but I mean, actually, weirdly, Xanax,
- 26:35Speaker 3: what's the word I'm looking for?
- 26:38Speaker 2: Benzodiazepine withdrawal can be incredibly dangerous and doctors prescribe those for,
- 26:44Speaker 2: you know, just mild anxiety. I do think they're a
- 26:47Speaker 2: little more cautious about it nowadays because it is known
- 26:49Speaker 2: that those withdrawals can be incredibly fatal.
- 26:52Speaker 3: But that is, I think, what you're thinking of, Ben.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Totally. Also with alcohol, you have to be careful about
- 26:56Speaker 4: how you step down. Going cold turkey can kill you
- 26:59Speaker 4: too with alcohol.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Especially if you're truly physically dependent.
- 27:04Speaker 2: I don't mean to make light, but it is kind
- 27:05Speaker 2: of ironic that this, you know, opiate medicated drinks are
- 27:10Speaker 2: kind of back in vogue in a way with uh
- 27:13Speaker 2: really yeah well it's good i mean it's they're they're
- 27:16Speaker 2: they're kind of in the culture you know and they're
- 27:18Speaker 2: like in in pop culture like talking about the syrup
- 27:21Speaker 2: or making taking codeine and mixing it with sprite and
- 27:24Speaker 2: all that.
- 27:24Speaker 1: I thought i i thought you meant not for babies
- 27:27Speaker 1: so much i thought you meant like uh G-O, instead
- 27:31Speaker 1: of Gatorade Zero, it's a Gatorade with opium? What could
- 27:34Speaker 1: go wrong?
- 27:35Speaker 2: No, but there is a subculture of folks that are
- 27:37Speaker 2: highly addicted to drinking opiates.
- 27:40Speaker 4: Starting with side tangentially associated ones like the Robitussin and
- 27:46Speaker 4: using medical, like using drugs that have either, not opium itself,
- 27:52Speaker 4: but things that are very similar in terms of how
- 27:53Speaker 4: the effect is, people now, like purple drink is essentially
- 27:57Speaker 4: very much the same thing.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Right, and I think we're all somewhat of the same
- 28:02Speaker 1: generation where we remember the stories you were referencing, Zarin,
- 28:07Speaker 1: about robo-tripping.
- 28:08Speaker 4: Yeah, robo-tripping, exactly.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Which I always thought was a prank.
- 28:13Speaker 4: It is real.
- 28:13Speaker 2: There's some active ingredient in it that isn't just alcohol
- 28:16Speaker 2: that can make it.
- 28:17Speaker 3: I can't remember that.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't remember it either. I was trying to
- 28:19Speaker 4: think of what it was.
- 28:21Speaker 1: It's a specific thing. These drugs we've discussed do exist,
- 28:25Speaker 1: and we got to a very dark place. But we
- 28:29Speaker 1: do want to end on a high note.
- 28:32Speaker 3: This whole episode's been a high note.
- 28:34Speaker 1: This whole episode has been a high note.
- 28:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Zarin, you like animals, right, man?
- 28:40Speaker 4: I love animals. Big fan. Some people say I like
- 28:43Speaker 4: them more than people, but I don't think that's fair
- 28:44Speaker 4: because I consider people animals. Yeah.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Yeah, right on. Right there with you. Where are we
- 28:50Speaker 1: at on big cats?
- 28:52Speaker 4: Oh, man. I love big cats. Big, big fan of
- 28:55Speaker 4: big cats. Like, I have opinions about, like, what's your
- 28:58Speaker 4: favorite Tigers, Aaron? I'm like, oh, definitely. I'm going to
- 29:00Speaker 4: have to go with Siberians over Bengals. I like Bengals,
- 29:03Speaker 4: but Siberians.
- 29:04Speaker 1: So, yeah, Siberians got it, though, because they can remember
- 29:07Speaker 1: and they hunt down.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Yes. The stories with the Russian hunters and stuff where
- 29:11Speaker 4: they wait out and he's like, oh, man, you took
- 29:14Speaker 4: my kill. Now you are my kill.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Well, I'm a big fan of the Liger because they're
- 29:18Speaker 2: bred for their skills and magic.
- 29:23Speaker 1: We're also we're asking you this for a reason. We
- 29:26Speaker 1: wanted to end on a high note. Zarin, Noel and
- 29:31Speaker 1: I were very excited to learn. that the humble jaguar
- 29:36Speaker 1: loves ayahuasca.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, this is true.
- 29:40Speaker 4: Out. They're like, this is the stuff, man. I'm about this. Okay.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Yeah. They have found the vine, right? The one that
- 29:48Speaker 1: contains DMT that will be used in ritualistic, shamanistic human experiences.
- 29:55Speaker 1: They kind of treat it like catnip.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Microdosing them, basically.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Yeah, they chew on the vines and the leaves, and
- 30:04Speaker 1: then they roll around in it. And then apparently for
- 30:09Speaker 1: several hours after, they are super cool.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Less likely to eat your face.
- 30:16Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a concern. Those are some vicious big
- 30:18Speaker 4: cats and strong as hell.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Yeah, and they can get in the trees.
- 30:23Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll take you with them right up into the trees.
- 30:24Speaker 4: They're like, come on.
- 30:26Speaker 1: So shout out to all the DMT Jaguars in the crowd.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Dolphins get high off puffer fish.
- 30:36Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 30:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Can you tell us a little bit about that or
- 30:40Speaker 1: what you know about it?
- 30:41Speaker 4: From what I understand, they just agitate the puffer fish
- 30:43Speaker 4: that they do their puffering and then they get high
- 30:46Speaker 4: off of the active ingredients, which is essentially, once again,
- 30:50Speaker 4: a toxin.
- 30:50Speaker 3: It's a venom, right?
- 30:51Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a venom. So they figure out how to
- 30:52Speaker 4: get the right dosage. So they're kind of micro dosing
- 30:56Speaker 4: puffer fish toxin and then they get off and then
- 30:58Speaker 4: they go and like play with their buddies and go
- 31:00Speaker 4: rub themselves on rocks. So it's like a thing for them. Heard. Same.
- 31:04Speaker 4: Who are we to judge? Isn't that funny, though?
- 31:06Speaker 2: I mean, the same kind of experimentation that humans have
- 31:09Speaker 2: done for centuries, whether it be culinarily, like who ate
- 31:12Speaker 2: the first oyster?
- 31:13Speaker 3: That thing doesn't look like a good idea to you.
- 31:15Speaker 3: I mean, it happens in the animal kingdom.
- 31:16Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 31:17Speaker 2: You know, along a long enough timeline, we're kind of
- 31:20Speaker 2: technically part of the animal kingdom.
- 31:22Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Of course. Not that much different than our animal kingdom.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Shout out, bloodhound gang.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Right.
- 31:26Speaker 1: It's crazy it took all of us so long to
- 31:28Speaker 1: get to it.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Yeah. That's true. Man, I think we put a pin
- 31:31Speaker 3: in this one, guys.
- 31:32Speaker 2: This is definitely an ongoing series, and I think we
- 31:34Speaker 2: should have Zarin back for another one. We got a
- 31:36Speaker 2: little bit of tangents and trivia here that we're going
- 31:39Speaker 2: to save because we're going on a journey, Ben and
- 31:41Speaker 2: Max and I, so we need to buffer up a
- 31:43Speaker 2: little bit. So we're going to do sort of a
- 31:45Speaker 2: leftovers episode in the coming weeks while we're.
- 31:47Speaker 4: On our cruise. I love leftovers, so if you want
- 31:48Speaker 4: to have me back, I'll.
- 31:49Speaker 3: Come roll through. Bro, are you serious?
- 31:51Speaker 4: Yeah, for real. Please, dude.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Also, Zarin, as we're wrapping up, just backstage, folks— This
- 31:57Speaker 1: is a whole week with Zarin Burnett, the creator of
- 32:02Speaker 1: not only Black Cowboys, the creator of very special episodes,
- 32:06Speaker 1: of course, the creator of Ridiculous Crime, along with Elizabeth
- 32:10Speaker 1: Dutton and Who we're also.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Going to have on in the very near future, as
- 32:14Speaker 2: well as the aforementioned game show format that we're going
- 32:17Speaker 2: to do before the end of the year.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Which Zarin invented.
- 32:20Speaker 4: Yeah, we got some fun planned for y'all.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Zarin invented the game show.
- 32:22Speaker 4: That's wild. Little fun facts. History of sitting.
- 32:27Speaker 2: On a plane, everyone was smoking, and he's like, what
- 32:30Speaker 2: if we have game shows?
- 32:32Speaker 5: And reindeer supplements, but coma free.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Love it.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 32:36Speaker 1: That's back when reindeer could fly on planes as well
- 32:39Speaker 1: before they got the sleighs. Well, Zarin, man, thank you
- 32:42Speaker 1: so much for joining us.
- 32:43Speaker 4: Thank you guys for having me.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Bro, where can people go to learn more about your work?
- 32:50Speaker 4: Best place is go listen to Ridiculous Crime with me
- 32:53Speaker 4: and Elizabeth Dutton. It's a really fun, fantastic show. And
- 32:56Speaker 4: thank you guys for giving us that platform to have
- 32:58Speaker 4: fun with our fans and crowds.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Recently listed as one of, I think it was Entertainment
- 33:03Speaker 2: Weekly's top crime podcast.
- 33:05Speaker 4: Yes, top 30 best true crime podcasts of all time.
- 33:08Speaker 4: We were really stoked on that. 99% murder free. Yes, 100% ridiculous.
- 33:12Speaker 4: So go check it out. And then obviously very special episodes.
- 33:15Speaker 4: We do magazine style stories where... They're like little mini movies,
- 33:19Speaker 4: and I highly recommend that. And as you pointed out,
- 33:22Speaker 4: there's always Black Cowboys. If you'd like to hear about
- 33:25Speaker 4: the history of the West you don't normally get to
- 33:27Speaker 4: learn about, there's plenty of stories, and they're much similar
- 33:30Speaker 4: to very special episodes where they're like little mini movies.
- 33:32Speaker 4: But in this case, they're like little mini Westerns.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Big, big thanks to our super producer, Max Soothing Syrup Williams. Big,
- 33:41Speaker 1: big thanks to A.J. Bahamas Jacobs, a.k.a. The Puzzler, that
- 33:45Speaker 1: you would love to hang out with, Zarek.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 33:47Speaker 3: What a cool guy.
- 33:49Speaker 2: Jonathan Strickland, the Quister, Christopher Haciotis, Anita Jeff Goods here
- 33:53Speaker 2: in spirit. Ben, thank you for whipping this list together
- 33:57Speaker 2: in a pinch, man. I know that we were under
- 33:58Speaker 2: the gun and it really, really worked out beautifully. And
- 34:02Speaker 2: I'm excited to add to it and continue on with
- 34:04Speaker 2: this weird stuff people got high to series on Ridiculous History.
- 34:10Speaker 3: We'll see you next time, folks.
- 34:18Speaker 2: For more podcasts from iHeart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio app,
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