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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: We SLAM dumb takes about Bronny James & Caitlin Clark · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, into your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods making a bold move heading into the dastas
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  Speaker 1: eliminating sex entirely, and we'll tell you why this strategy
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw a big wet blanket, aren't we, Tony. Over
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  Speaker 1: Let's waste no more time and get right into our
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  Speaker 1: top story. The story, well, all the tourneys may be over,
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  Speaker 1: but that doesn't know what the madness is over, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You know, No, April, they're losing their minds because this
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  Speaker 1: women's Turney final got twenty million viewers, beating the men's
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  Speaker 1: thirty by you know, a mile. But this is some
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  Speaker 1: people now saying that there should be more women's basketball
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  Speaker 1: on TV and Tony. This is just crazy talk, isn't it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy talk.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you think just because an event got a
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  Speaker 3: huge number of viewers one time, that you should just
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  Speaker 3: keep doing it makes no sense. What about the OJ
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  Speaker 3: Bronco Chase a few years ago that got a huge
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  Speaker 3: number of viewers.
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  Speaker 1: Does that mean we should have more football.
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  Speaker 3: Players going out and murdering people and going on a
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  Speaker 3: high speed chase every week?
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  Speaker 1: Of course not.
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  Speaker 3: And what about the the Challenger explosion that got a
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  Speaker 3: huge number of viewers on live TV? Does that mean
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  Speaker 3: we should have more space shuttles go and explode on
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  Speaker 3: live television? Of course not. And what about the other
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  Speaker 3: day the lunar eclipse that got a huge number Does
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  Speaker 3: that mean, I don't know, we should start moving the
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  Speaker 3: moon around so it blocks the sun every week?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta think about what.
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  Speaker 3: You're saying people, more women's basketball. That's just crazy talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's absolute insanity. Yeah, another thing I keep hearing that's
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  Speaker 1: just insane. People say that everyone's now gonna be watching
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  Speaker 1: women's college basketball because of Caitlin Clark. People. Just because
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  Speaker 1: a sport has one famous player, that doesn't mean people
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  Speaker 1: are gonna start watching an entire spot exactly. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Tony name one other time this has ever happened, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: You know, maybe with golf Tiger Woods, but that's yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Well all right, that's one example, but you know that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well also men swimming with Michael Phelps. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: but two examples, but that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You know your total.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you don't count ussin bolt with track
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  Speaker 3: and field, you know, and I guess tennis with Andre Agassi,
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  Speaker 3: even though you know that was.
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  Speaker 1: Forever ago, that was forever.
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  Speaker 3: You know, gymnastics, the Simone Biles, you know, you know this,
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  Speaker 3: cycling with Lance Armstrong but you know, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 3: hot dog eating with Joey chestnutt tool but after that nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, see exactly there you go. Anyway, to another big
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  Speaker 1: story out of college basketball. Bronnie James, the son of
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James, has declared for the NBA Draft, even though
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  Speaker 1: many scouts and also anyone with eyes can tell he's
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  Speaker 1: not ready at all for the NBA. But Tony, there's
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  Speaker 1: much more to this story than meets the eye here.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't the Yeah, Hasn't anyone wondered why Bronnie James can't
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  Speaker 3: shoot a basketball to save his life. It's obviously because
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  Speaker 3: Lebron wants him to be a terrible shooter. That way,
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  Speaker 3: when they play together, Ronnie will pass Lebron the ball
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  Speaker 3: and he'll get more shots. This whole Heaven of sunthing
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  Speaker 3: was clearly a long term plan for Lebron to extend
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  Speaker 3: his points record.
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  Speaker 1: Frankly, it's pathetic if you ask me, just absolutely eye
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  Speaker 1: opening analysis that Tony and do. Another big story out
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  Speaker 1: of college basketball, John Calipari leaving Kentucky to go coach
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  Speaker 1: at Arkansas, And apparently this all happened because Arkansas a
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  Speaker 1: lup and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was the one
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  Speaker 1: who engineered the move. Well, some people out there saying
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  Speaker 1: this game as a surprise, but not to you, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: tell him why, No, It's clear that Jerry Jones was
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  Speaker 1: behind this move.
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  Speaker 3: He saw how masterfully John Calipari exited the tournament in
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  Speaker 3: the first round in totally disappointing fashion, letting down all
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  Speaker 3: the Kentucky fans for yet another year, and once Jerry
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  Speaker 3: saw that he knew Kalapari was his guy.
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  Speaker 1: Makes a ton of sense, Tony. And now moving to golf,
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  Speaker 1: reports say that in order to prepare for this year's Masters,
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods has been abstaining from sex well, which means
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  Speaker 1: that when you put what's going on here together that
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  Speaker 1: when Tiger Woods was not playing well, it was probably
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  Speaker 1: because he was having too much sex.
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  Speaker 3: Yup, and you know, if it's true that the sex
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  Speaker 3: hurt Tiger, this changes golf history. This means that his
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  Speaker 3: biggest rivals were not Phil Mickelson or Rory McElroy, but
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  Speaker 3: porn stars, perkins, waitresses, and frankly, his own penis. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: as any golfer knows, the most important key to success
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  Speaker 3: is club control.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific golf analysis that Tony, and you know what
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  Speaker 1: people are forgetting this. This strategy from Tiger is nothing new.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we all know that not having sex has
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  Speaker 1: helped many golfers win majors. I mean totally we get
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  Speaker 1: the nineteen eighty two The Masters Greg Stadler. I mean
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  Speaker 1: todd to believe that guy was getting any action, if
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, totally.
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  Speaker 3: And you know a lot of people say Angel Cabrera
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  Speaker 3: became a two time Major winner because he was so
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  Speaker 3: out of shape and so totally unattractive to the opposite
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  Speaker 3: sex that no woman would come within fifty feet of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, And you know we see this in other sports.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know, we all know the cornerstone to those
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  Speaker 1: Lakers championships was power forward and power virgin Ac Green.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they not only had defend off the eighty
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  Speaker 1: six Celtics, but that team had defend off the eighty
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  Speaker 1: six Laker girls. You'll think it's tough to see Larry
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  Speaker 1: Bird under the hoop? What about tot you know, nineteen
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  Speaker 1: eighty's Paula Abdul one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the Lakers needed a guy like Ac Green
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  Speaker 3: to say, guys over here, eyes on the ball.
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  Speaker 1: And you know we see this today though. You know,
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  Speaker 1: look got the Jets quarterback Zach Wilson in college. Yu,
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  Speaker 1: he was slinging it like Joe Montana out there. His
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  Speaker 1: mom's best friend comes along and suddenly he's playing like
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  Speaker 1: Hannah Montana. Yeah, so true, so true. Anyway, not the
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  Speaker 1: controversy at a Major league baseball pitchers like justin Verland
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  Speaker 1: are saying that the rise in pitcher injuries is due
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  Speaker 1: to the pitch clock, which is causing pitchers to have
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  Speaker 1: less time to recover between pitches. And Tony, you had
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  Speaker 1: a solution that was so smart.
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  Speaker 3: Tell the people, you know, it's so simple, and it's
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  Speaker 3: sitting right there.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of a pitch clock, they should be a rest clock.
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  Speaker 1: Make it sixty seconds, I don't know, maybe ninety seconds.
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  Speaker 3: You know. That way, the viewers still get that excitement
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  Speaker 3: of counting down to something, and there's still that urgency
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  Speaker 3: because the pitcher knows he doesn't have all day. But
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  Speaker 3: you know, some people might say that's too long a time,
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  Speaker 3: but I say, look at the NFL Draft, they have
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  Speaker 3: a ten minute clock and it's always a nail bited
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  Speaker 3: to see if that team's gonna get that pick in
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  Speaker 3: on time.
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  Speaker 1: so we'll see how this goes. All right, let's go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and open up the Fusco Sports Hotline Buso Sports Hotline.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're on with Pauli and Toni Fusco. Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, we're waiting for his internet to come out here?
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  Speaker 4: Well, let me start the video here he is. All right,
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  Speaker 4: use the zoom before I have, bro, I was just
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  Speaker 4: on the show a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know Bubby Bristol? By any chance you got
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  Speaker 1: to say?
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  Speaker 4: I don't bro It says failed to start the video camera.
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  Speaker 4: Please select another.
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  Speaker 1: Video use an America online, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Give me a second.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody your name, bro, tell everybody your name.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Dallas, because I was just on the
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  Speaker 4: show Dallas and.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing works in Dallas. Should have known that name? Why
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  Speaker 1: would you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm in Canada, So.
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  Speaker 1: Why would your parents name you Dallas?
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  Speaker 3: If you live in Canada, shouldn't they name you like Toronto,
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  Speaker 3: like Calgary or something?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Calgary would have been a great name.
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  Speaker 1: It'd have been a sick name for somebody from Canada.
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  Speaker 1: Shames you, Moore being named Dallas? Are living in Canada?
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  Speaker 4: Are both living in Canada? For sure, Bro, not living
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  Speaker 4: in Canada for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: My camera won't turn on.
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  Speaker 1: What do we do this phone? Say style and you
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  Speaker 1: just describe what you look like.
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  Speaker 4: You've seen me before? Bro, I'll just talk okay?
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  Speaker 1: Doing his name? Well, Dallas is on the shower, right, Dallas?
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  Speaker 1: What's your take? Question?
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  Speaker 4: All right? So my question for you is, since you
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  Speaker 4: guys got to the bottom of it and told the
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  Speaker 4: truth about Caleb Williams, I have to ask, why aren't
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  Speaker 4: you guys scouts or general managers or head coaches or something.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean why aren't who says we aren't?
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  Speaker 5: Bro? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, where do you think people get their information?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? Maybe you don't know your name
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  Speaker 1: is Dallas, so you don't even you don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how scouts work?
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, why don't you work and run an
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  Speaker 4: NFL team?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 4: We gets the league scared of you with.
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  Speaker 1: The official podcast of the Philadelphia Eagles. Bro. Yeah, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: where do you have? What do you think they have
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts at quarterbacks Because we said to them, hey,
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  Speaker 1: this guy from Alabama in the National Championship game. You
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  Speaker 1: should go watch that game. We said that.
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  Speaker 4: So why didn't you tell them to keep Nick Foles then.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're still stupid to know what's good for them.
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  Speaker 1: If they had kept Foals, they would have winn five
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  Speaker 1: six Super Bowls forward. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also the person that said, oh, don't listen to Pauline
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  Speaker 3: and Tony, that's just say that person's no longer with
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  Speaker 3: the organization.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just say that person is no longer on the planet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, guy, makes sense, makes sense. So did you tell
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  Speaker 4: them they should keep Jonathan Gannon too?
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  Speaker 1: He's just playing with guess what, well, guess what? You
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  Speaker 1: know who we're not? You know you cameras show and
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  Speaker 1: this show. Go fix your damn you're off. You can't
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  Speaker 1: off the show, your audios, off the show. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to one next call? What is going on here?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: There we go it? So this go James again? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Can we get new callers on this show? What is
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  Speaker 1: going on? Back there?
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  Speaker 7: I made one hundred different accounts.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, they're all in waiting to get calls with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: We don't condone that, but it's smart, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Right right right?
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  Speaker 1: Give you that? All right, James de Luca, Right, that's
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  Speaker 1: your name, that's correct? Yes, yeah, all right, if we
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  Speaker 1: believe that's your real name. Sounds like something you made up.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, all right, James Delucal, what's your question? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my question.
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  Speaker 7: So, the Eagles just revealed the NFL just revealed that
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  Speaker 7: for their Brazil game, they're gonna be playing against the
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  Speaker 7: Green Bay Packers. And I think that this is just
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  Speaker 7: a totally unfair move by the NFL because the NFL
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  Speaker 7: has key Sean Banks on their team who played for
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  Speaker 7: San Diego, which sounds a lot like Sal Paulo, So
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  Speaker 7: they're basically giving the Packers a home field advantage.
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  Speaker 1: No, bro, Bro, you're overthinking that. This is not how
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  Speaker 1: you become number one in the business. The problem is
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  Speaker 1: that you're picking a player nobody's ever heard. No, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you're missing the point.
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  Speaker 3: You see, you didn't You clearly didn't listen to the
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  Speaker 3: early part of the show.
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  Speaker 1: He's too busy creating other accounts and yeah, running, yeah whatever. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Also, the NFL is trying to trap the Eagles by
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  Speaker 3: sending them down there with all those hot Brazilian women,
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  Speaker 3: trying to get them to have sex, and avoiding sex
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  Speaker 3: is the key to victory.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, people from Green Bay are so unattractive
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  Speaker 1: that nobody's going to be sleeping with them. That's how
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  Speaker 1: you do a take.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 8: See that's that's very simple and easy to you understand,
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  Speaker 8: now exact, try again, you want to try again, We'll
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  Speaker 8: give you a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've come up with another take.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, another take?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, here, we'll give you a subject. Here,
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  Speaker 1: we'll give you a subject. Okay. Dallas Cowboys free agency.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, Dallas Cowboys free agency.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So the Cowboys have signed zero players to free agency.
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  Speaker 1: No, which is wrong. You're already wrong, bro. They signed one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they signed one? Like right, try again, bro, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: work on this. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Cowboys have signed only one player, which is
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  Speaker 7: actually an incredibly smart move by the Cowboys, what considering
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  Speaker 7: considering their team last year, everyone thought, you know, they're
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  Speaker 7: all saying, all these Cowboys fans, oh, we're gonna make
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  Speaker 7: it to the super Bowl this year. So if they
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  Speaker 7: just don't change anything, then their fans will all be
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  Speaker 7: happy and they'll all buy tickets, selling out the games.
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  Speaker 8: That's what's going on. Because you're going off the you're
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  Speaker 8: going a ditch. Let us try what PS has taking
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  Speaker 8: you right now.
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  Speaker 1: In the wheel and.
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  Speaker 2: Taking off the show, off the show.
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  Speaker 3: Done.
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  Speaker 1: Change the show. You're on the Fusco show. Who's this?
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  Speaker 5: This is? This is Joseph, Joseph.
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  Speaker 1: You're the Phantom of the opera. What's going on? You are.
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  Speaker 5: My dorm room. It's a dorm room.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: Where do you go to school, bro? I go to
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  Speaker 5: I go to University of Dayton.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out my flyers what they can't afford lights there?
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  Speaker 5: They tried their best Dayton day.
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  Speaker 1: I was on a Dayton. I assume not a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Daytons.
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  Speaker 5: Not a lot goes on here, mostly dangerous stuff. But
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  Speaker 5: but you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I avoid the dangerous stuff, bro, I do
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  Speaker 3: what are you majoring?
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  Speaker 1: Him?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, I'm majoring in pre medicine, going to be a
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: doctor one day, help some people out.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: What a wasted time? Bro?
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I know that's what my parents said. That's what my
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: parents said.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: All right, Josh, what's your dating fly is? What do
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you got?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Okay? So, first of all, I can't understate how much
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: of an honor it is to be here.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Well, we know that you feel like.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: I need to share something that the NFL has been
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: keeping from us. I dug deep. Okay, okay, so.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You get in college credit for this bro, because.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: You take credit hours. Actually yeah, okay, you go.
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Let's hear this, bro.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: So every single year that a Shrek movie, yes, a
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Shrek movie, including all four originals, the two spinoffs, the musical,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: in even the nineteen ninety book, the Eagles have had
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: a winning season that year every single time right now
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: in the what I call Shrek dynasty, which is when
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: all which is when Shrek, Shrek two, Shrek the Third,
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Shrek Forever After, puts in boots, puts in Boots, the
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Last Wish, the musical, Live, the musical video, and the book.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: They have a ninety three fifty one and one record.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I need to ask you something, bro. Are you I
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: assumed you're a student at the school. Are you a
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: student or a professor at this school?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I'm actually ten yeared that's right, I've been here twelve
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: years wow, eight years old.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm serious, Bro. You should be teaching the book.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: You should You guys are flatter last, Bro, you should
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: be they're on your own. I was like, I heard
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: a voice one night and they're like, look into it,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: and I was like into what? So I go on Wikipedia.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I start scrolling and then Shrek speaking to me and
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I'm like, there's so many Shrek movies. I bet there's
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: nothing that's ever aligned with these.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I have a follow up question for you, yes, on
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: a daily basis, how much weed do you consume?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Three hundred micrograms?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Do you know James
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: de Luca? Can you go visit him? He could use
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: your teeth a last call, he could use your brand.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I may go visit him after I'll track him down there.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: You need to go educate the fellow Fusco fans, Brovo, you.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Know, Tony C. We are so impressed. Is there any
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: other wisdom you can impoget? Emotional?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I know you know you know like that. I can't
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: help but take credit for this. We've we've educated the
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: audience so much. You guys are you don't even need to?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: In fact, Bro, why don't you just drop out of
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: college right now? You want to? Why don't you just that?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Who am I to deny device of.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Full Paully and Tony?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: What Fusco Fusco the Fusco show.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: It's pronounced fusco.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Bro, Oh my gosh, I'm forsaking. I beg forgiveness, beg forgiveness.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: No guess you need to go. I think you need
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to baby, go back to second rate. You need to
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: forget like you know what rhymes with Joe off the show,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: get out of half the show? You no.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Micrograms and eenough to place show, get.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Him out and don that's it. We're closing up the
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: food line with done. Close it up? How dare your
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: hot line fusto? Close up you?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Bro, let's not let him ruin, which would was
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: otherwise just a terrific show. All No, it was perfect, Bro.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Carl is ruining the show as usual as that always
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: remember download the fusco bet. No, are you kidding me?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's the everyone. It's the person who selects a call
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: is obviously a genius out there? All right? Anyway, what
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: do you watch?
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Corrections? Corrections?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: All right? Go what irriat?
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: First of all, it was a solar eclipse, not a
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: lunar eclipse.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Can we get the moon to block you too? That
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: would be great. This is a sports show, Bro, not
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: a weather show.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Sports Wow?
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: What?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: Look look look look look you called the golfer Angel Cabrera.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah Bro, yeah that's his name.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, it's on hell Cabrera. He's Argentine again.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: You really need to learn how to say these names.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you're gonna burn in on hell yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: And I just checked my watch. It's Argentine. For you
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: to shut the f up.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's get out of here with no.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no no no no no.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Why go?
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: You implied that Craig Stadler had basically never had sex
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: before he won the nineteen eighty two Masters.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Look it up, bro, true story, Bro.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: He married his wife in nineteen seventy nine, three years before.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: So I'm going to guess that that's not true at all.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I can't wait for you to get
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: married to my knife. Yeah. And speaking of not having
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: sex you, Oh he's gone. Let's it, let's go home
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: with done. What what? Why did you.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Really bet Bernhard Longer to win the Masters two time?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Chant bro?
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Book it bro, No, not only is he sixty six
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: years old, he's not playing in this year's tournament.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I just looked it up.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: He tore his achilles playing pickleball, so I'm pretty sure
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: that isn't a can't lose bet.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you're gonna burn Hard Longa when I
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: douse you in kerosene. Yeah, and you know what, you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: can't lose your virginity. God is someone who is not
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: a loser to announce the winner of this week's rate
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and review podcast Gondest this week, Who is it?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Who? James de Luca going on?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Not that guy, he's the worst.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: No, we said the rules of the contest.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: You won, all right? Well, anyway, congratulations James de Luca.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You're a real lah winner. Yeah. Go on the subject
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of winners, Tony, you want to see a real winner people? Oh,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: next week, just came in hoop on next week's show,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: super Bowl hero egos legend Nick foh Man. You know
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: you could all be winners. If you go to the
• 23:56
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• 23:58
  Speaker 1: by all the twenty fifth whatever. You'll get that point anyway, Tony,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: great job.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: As always, Same to you, Polly, another falls show.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Here you go. We'll see it people next week. See
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: your