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OUTRO: Dumb F*** Expertise · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Good cheery man, I'm worried about you, hear him?
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  Speaker 2: Man who his headphones really loud?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, for all you lead bastards loving the Big
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  Speaker 2: Show podcast Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube and ticktuf for how dogging.
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  Speaker 2: Four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: H Yeah, yeah, man, that's the way we do it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Jason down.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm fucking great. I'm just I'm sort of bizad
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  Speaker 3: out by this weird weather.
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  Speaker 1: We're haaving. It's been very odd. It's freaky.
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  Speaker 3: It's moody, is how I describe it.
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  Speaker 2: And because I was outside filming and then it was fine,
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  Speaker 2: and then went into a room for an hour and
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  Speaker 2: then came out and it was a hurricane and I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have an umbrella and I had to walk fifteen
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  Speaker 2: minutes back to work. Yeah, and as I was walking
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  Speaker 2: past the sky tower, got struck by lightning. Did you
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  Speaker 2: it did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh man, you are good?
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  Speaker 3: Was an I was saying to Keysy just before that.
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  Speaker 1: I was at home. It was one o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and suddenly it was black. It was like ten
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  Speaker 3: o'clock at night. And then everything was nothing was moving,
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  Speaker 3: it was completely still, and then there was the most
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  Speaker 3: enormous thunderclat and Jezz just went everywhere right. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: was standing in the middle of the lounge and I
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  Speaker 3: was saying to Keysy, you know how cats do that?
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  Speaker 3: Literally jumped straight up in the air.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was like fucking hell yeah, even I got a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a even you, I mean the jiz all
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  Speaker 3: over me as well.
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  Speaker 2: Did Jezz almost hit the roof? No, didn't jump that high.
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  Speaker 2: Cats can jump fucking high.
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  Speaker 1: I actually was.
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  Speaker 3: I quite enjoy watching videos of cats freaking out and
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  Speaker 3: jumping on people and smashing the shit out of the place,
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  Speaker 3: you know, pulling everything down around them.
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  Speaker 1: It's good stuff, man, It's one of the main reasons
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  Speaker 1: Steve Instagram. Hmm, cat shit.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to talk us through your last fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Do I want to do it here or on the
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  Speaker 1: show on the radio? Best? Why I've got my phone
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  Speaker 1: because I was just going to put it into the show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, sham I don't know, Well it is
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  Speaker 1: a Shambl's keys and I'll tell you what, well, I
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  Speaker 1: might as well do it here. It'll kill five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: We yesterday I went to leave and I was like
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  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I forgot my Sonny. So I come back in.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks baby, I come back in, can't find my sunglasses,
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  Speaker 1: come back and weak into the studio here. So when
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  Speaker 1: I was leaving the studio here last night, couldn't find
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  Speaker 1: my sunglasses. Leaving the air PAGs is helping me, as
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  Speaker 1: missus is helping me. Can't find them. Fucked If I
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  Speaker 1: know where they are, then I'm backtracking. I'm thinking, did
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  Speaker 1: I ride my bike here with my sunglasses on? I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I don't remember rain hit my little
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  Speaker 1: sunglasses because it was raining. I don't remember that. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I remember that, but at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: I do have the worst memory in the world. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So then we went to work today. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: there must be at work. Go to work. Go and
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  Speaker 1: have my eyes tested. They didn't test my brain. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go shopping keys you. I've got some shorts man, Oh nice,
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  Speaker 1: Thank god for that. Went and put them in the
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  Speaker 1: car on the way back in my car park. So
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  Speaker 1: I've got my key right at the stage. Then I
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  Speaker 1: go back to the office, bagger around all day. Go back.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm off, I'm leaving to come here, to come here,
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  Speaker 1: get up to the car, no key, You fucking I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to walk all the way back, which isn't too fake,
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  Speaker 1: go walking back still, it doesn't matter. It is annoying.
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  Speaker 1: It is because it's fucking my timing. Now. That's when
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  Speaker 1: I said I'll be ten minutes late. Ten minutes late.
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  Speaker 1: So they're actually on the way there. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, my sunglasses and I had a look at
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  Speaker 1: the office. Not at the office. I stopped off at
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  Speaker 1: a place where I got something to eat yesterday, said
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  Speaker 1: if you guys seen the sunglasses? They said, where you
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  Speaker 1: leave them on the table outside? I said maybe. They said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they'll be gone yeah. He goes, oh yeah, they forget it.
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  Speaker 1: So then I went that's when I found out the
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  Speaker 1: car no good. Go back to the office, search high
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  Speaker 1: and load for the khaki. No fuck knows what the
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  Speaker 1: hell fuck knows where it is, no idea. So then
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  Speaker 1: I leave and then I'm walking past the hotel around
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  Speaker 1: the corner where I had to get the key to
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  Speaker 1: get access for some traders a day before to another
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  Speaker 1: building down the road. So I go past the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: They've got the keys. I've been in there to pick
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  Speaker 1: the keys up off them yesterday this is your office.
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  Speaker 1: Keys another office down the road right, and then so
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  Speaker 1: I went picked head, went in there a couple of
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  Speaker 1: times yesterday I thought I was what past? I thought,
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  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I'll go in there and see if they've
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  Speaker 1: got my sonnies. I'm just throwing hail mirrors at this point.
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  Speaker 2: The whole ky Bie Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiarchy, they Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I go in there, I say, and I'm running late.
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  Speaker 1: Now I've tixted you guys, fucking lost some khakes. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: go in there, I say, I've lost my cake, my sonny.
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  Speaker 1: She says, oh yeah, what kind of She goes away.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, didn't She comes back and she says
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  Speaker 1: what kind? And it's like, have you got any sunnys? Man?
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  Speaker 1: So I tell her the kind? When did you lose
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  Speaker 1: them yesterday? Like I told you, where did you leave them?
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  Speaker 1: Just here? She comes back, She got my sunglasses?
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  Speaker 2: Right, So, okay, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: So those sunglasses I bought them about a week ago,
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  Speaker 1: having lost the previous peer. All right, yes, so now
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  Speaker 1: I've got those sunglasses back. Now what they've done is
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  Speaker 1: they're tied to tag there. I've got fucking eleistic right
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  Speaker 1: in the corner and the hinges, which is a prick.
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  Speaker 1: They should have put it there. But I'm very grateful
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  Speaker 1: to have them, very very grateful because, as I said
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  Speaker 1: to them, you've saved me having a very difficult conversation
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  Speaker 1: with my wife.
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  Speaker 4: What's the value explained that I can't tell you. Keasy
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  Speaker 4: really nice ones. They're good, They're good, They're better than
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  Speaker 4: I deserve. Yeah, and I've left them. On the Saturday,
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  Speaker 4: I went, I saw a mate. I went up to
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  Speaker 4: the bar twice to order a beer. Both times I
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  Speaker 4: leased my sunglasses on the bath. Wow, it's not looking good, man,
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  Speaker 4: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good. The other on Sunday morning, I got
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  Speaker 1: the coffee. I poured a coffee, took it into my
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  Speaker 1: bedroom for my wife, poored a coffee, put the coffee
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  Speaker 1: down beside. She comes in, we have croissants and beard
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  Speaker 1: read the paper. Yes, she goes, did you bring my
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  Speaker 1: coffee in? I was like, I honestly don't know, and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, here it is, and then she goes
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  Speaker 1: over to it and looks at it, and she goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: and you poured it as well. So I had taken
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  Speaker 1: it and they put it on it be it side table,
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  Speaker 1: poured it, put the other coffee on my bedside table,
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  Speaker 1: poured it. Had no recollection whatsoever of doing that. It's
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  Speaker 1: not the first time of the last.
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  Speaker 2: Week when you're doing these things. Are you thinking of
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  Speaker 2: other stuff? Obviously?
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  Speaker 1: Side your mind must be easy. I can tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're asking the wrong guy.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm just trying to eke more out
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  Speaker 2: of this so I can try and wrap my head around.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you must be thinking of like a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: A million things. Probably you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Realize you've got you know, those shorts you brought.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dig gone, they didn't even exist.
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  Speaker 2: They're on your head now. The key imagine that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, I don't know. The key isn't toughye,
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  Speaker 1: what's a real prick about it? Of course, keyzy is.
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  Speaker 1: It was a broken key, so I couldn't attach it
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  Speaker 1: to my key ring, right remember that?
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  Speaker 3: Hang on?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just have you found the car keys? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Key? Oh okay? And when attached to the key ring, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and so Keysy and I had a discussion about that
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  Speaker 1: last week.
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  Speaker 2: Was a short discussion when you were in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and then so I ordered a new one I've
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  Speaker 1: trade me, I've trade me. So that turned up yesterday
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  Speaker 1: or the day before, the idea being I would have
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  Speaker 1: assumed that it would turn up and you could take
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  Speaker 1: the blade off your existing key and the interior of
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  Speaker 1: your fob to unlock your door and put it in
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  Speaker 1: the new one.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't one of those ones, was it. The blade
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  Speaker 2: had to stay in.
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  Speaker 1: The blade day, isn't it. So it was a blade
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  Speaker 1: so completely unusual, completely fucking useless to me. Chucked it
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  Speaker 1: in the bin. So that was twenty bucks and four
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  Speaker 1: days waiting for that. So anyway, just a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a shambles Fellers. But on the bright side, I've got
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  Speaker 1: a car park. It's just going to stay in the
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  Speaker 1: car park, and I've just got to it's some guy
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  Speaker 1: to come around. I've had two prices so far, one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five plus GST or three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty key to get a new key. Yet Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Kezy, this is your staff.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is unflexable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I don't need it flexed keysy. I've
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  Speaker 1: been like this for a long time. Yeah. This reminds
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  Speaker 1: me of when you left your your passport in the
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  Speaker 1: hotel at FIGI. Yeah, and I had to save your ass.
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  Speaker 2: The good thing about Mogi, though, is he's used to
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  Speaker 2: being like.
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  Speaker 1: We're that doesn't stress out. Yes, it's just so. I
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  Speaker 1: find it interesting and moldly concerning. And this is going
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  Speaker 1: to be my life.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think you just said it like you just
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  Speaker 2: need it slow down. I've got too much to go
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  Speaker 2: on you No, but your brain just needs to go right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm making coffee. Here it comes, I'm pouring the coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I've got the coffee. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I think what I have to start doing is never
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  Speaker 1: taking my sunglasses off. They just stay on there. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am mesh.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's funny. Do some mindfulness training, Yeah, be
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  Speaker 3: prison in the moment, magie.
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  Speaker 2: Do work on your laptop.
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  Speaker 1: Do some work. Thank you keys, I'll do that.
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  Speaker 3: Just just focus on what fucking look at that one
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  Speaker 3: thing at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Focus on full look at that.
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  Speaker 2: You got distracted by the rain.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking perssing down, It.
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  Speaker 2: Is pissing down. What color were your shorts?
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  Speaker 1: What color? There are a variety of shorts, man, any
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  Speaker 1: of them are sisks. So yeah, but I know that
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  Speaker 1: they're there. That's what's slightly frustrating because I know the
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  Speaker 1: key is in my office, right, but I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: have time. So I think what I'll do is I'll
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  Speaker 1: go back tonight and I'll spend some time looking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And often when you're what happens when I mean
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  Speaker 3: you're saying you don't get stressed out about it, But
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  Speaker 3: when people are in that so they do get stressed
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  Speaker 3: out about it, and they go and they lose kind
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  Speaker 3: of what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: And in fact, and I was stressed out about it
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  Speaker 1: because you know, by the time I got here, I
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  Speaker 1: was over it, but in the moment I was. And
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  Speaker 1: the thing for me is really big things in my
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  Speaker 1: life don't bother me at all, but little things like that, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they really fucked me off because I get really annoyed
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  Speaker 1: at myself. Yeah, you fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 2: What if you start doing the old spectacles, testicles, wallet,
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  Speaker 2: and watched good idea?
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  Speaker 1: Literally like, well, well, interesting, love, I'm going to have spectacles.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need to start doing it. Spectacles are important, Yes, testicles,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that bothered about wallet, Yes, wallet, Yes, what
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  Speaker 1: was the other one? Watch?
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  Speaker 4: All?
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  Speaker 1: I lost that? You can also you're wearing the other
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  Speaker 1: you know about that told you so I was moving
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  Speaker 1: all that ship or that furniture that got knocked off somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking shambles me.
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  Speaker 3: It is. It's shocking. You can just buy really cheap ship, sunglasses,
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  Speaker 3: sunglasses twenty.
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  Speaker 1: That's bad. It's not bad. It's not good. Stick on
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  Speaker 1: my wallet, which is a fucking miracle.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you see.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff. Man. How you listen to the Big Show
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  Speaker 2: four or seven weekdays. Yeah, let us know if you're
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  Speaker 2: an expert and being a dumb fuck, what.
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  Speaker 1: I can do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get in touch.