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Sex Unlocked: Blow Jobs, Dick Pics & Vibrator Emergencies · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about sex, baby, Hello, my little sex pots,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Sex Unlocked. Hello, Sally Carson. How we
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: feel in today? Baby?
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  Speaker 2: We're feeling a little tipsy. We're in sane. We're in
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  Speaker 2: Europe for the first time ever.
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  Speaker 1: Who'd you go, Wes?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I came out here and I met some girlfriends. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so we're having fun. Did you have you met any boyfriend? Y'all?
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting so many dms about Ghost?
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  Speaker 1: Oh and what do you do you reply? Things have
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  Speaker 1: progressed with sively? Yes, okay, so then tell me this.
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  Speaker 1: How does Ghost feel about us speaking about him incognito
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  Speaker 1: on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: He loves it, he important, Yes, did.
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  Speaker 1: You learn how to blow his wiener? No?
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  Speaker 2: Because we haven't hooked up since the last time in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, if there's.
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  Speaker 2: One thing you can do for me, please don't watch
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  Speaker 2: Southern Charman, don't watch my podcast.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: We love a man that listen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they usually do listen when you tell them to,
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  Speaker 1: like steer clear of something that could turn them off,
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  Speaker 1: Like the dudes that I date, They're like, I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of the show that you're on. I'm like, actually,
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  Speaker 1: like this is going to work out perfectly.
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  Speaker 2: Watch it. That's how I feel.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't like just remember me because I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I take on this like different kind of energy
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  Speaker 1: when I'm doing the podcast and when I'm filming the
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  Speaker 1: show that like, maybe I'm just blind to the fact
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  Speaker 1: that that's me all the time, and I make my
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  Speaker 1: felt self feel better by saying like, that's not me
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  Speaker 1: all the time. So I guess it just depends on
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  Speaker 1: who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is it does it is us. I'm like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: maybe you should watch it and you should listen because
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  Speaker 2: this is who I am.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. And then there are times where I watch
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  Speaker 1: myself on TV, like certain scenes and I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking pretty good. I wish I wouldn't have told
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  Speaker 1: them not to watch exactly. I want to read you
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  Speaker 1: this I this DM that we got because it's so cute.
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  Speaker 1: Karina Christy said, I just listened to two episodes, and
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  Speaker 1: as a GIRLI who has been dating for a year
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  Speaker 1: coming out of a twelve year relationship, I'm living for
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  Speaker 1: this podcast in youtob normalizing women dating whoever, whenever, having rosters,
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  Speaker 1: having fun, I feel seen in the best way. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: that make you happy?
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  Speaker 2: I've gotten so many dms about people that are just
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  Speaker 2: like I love listening to you in La La. It
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  Speaker 2: makes me feel seen, it makes me feel like normal,
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  Speaker 2: and I love that, Like it makes me feel good
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  Speaker 2: because like it first. You know, obviously, my parents don't
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  Speaker 2: love me having a sex podcast. My sisters too, because
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  Speaker 2: I kind of live under a rock. But when I
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  Speaker 2: get dms like that, I'm like, Okay, we're helping people
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  Speaker 2: at the same time, it's having fun, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: we're doing God's work, doing God's work. Wait, when you
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  Speaker 2: told your parents you had a sex podcast coming out?
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  Speaker 1: What was there?
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  Speaker 2: My mom? Oh, she's like she she they don't care,
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  Speaker 2: like right, but you're kind of like, are you gonna
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  Speaker 2: regret this one day? It was my sister that started
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing. Okay. She's like, what about your kids?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, my kids, I hope they listen when
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  Speaker 1: they're sexually active so I can help them have good
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  Speaker 1: sex for the rest of their life.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm also like, I even have a boyfriend my kids.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about kids for?
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  Speaker 1: This feels like a little cart before the horse exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about this, and then my dad's was dying.
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  Speaker 2: She was My dad was like, where can we listen?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, Dad, you don't want to listen
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  Speaker 2: to this?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, Dad, I don't listen.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like why and I was like, dad,
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  Speaker 2: it's a sex podcast. And his girlfriend goes, well, we
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  Speaker 2: have sex, and I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no, she can listen. She sounds funny. She was
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  Speaker 1: the dad needs to like keep out. My mom like
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  Speaker 1: fully shamed me last night, but not even for like
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  Speaker 1: having sex. She like tapped into this weird zone of
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  Speaker 1: like the caliber of men, and I was like, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, like offensive, because if you were. She
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  Speaker 1: was talking about one guy specifically that she was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I looked him up. I was like, Mom, let me
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  Speaker 1: let me be very fucking clear with you. If a
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  Speaker 1: man that I'm dating his mama were to look me up,
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  Speaker 1: she would look at him and say, what are you doing? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So the judgment is not okay, it's not cool. I
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  Speaker 1: know him. This guy is not going to be my husband,
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend, come around my kids. I was like at
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  Speaker 1: this point, like I don't care about the caliber of man.
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  Speaker 1: If the guy who decided to park his RV down
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  Speaker 1: the street from my house is sexy. You'll catch me
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  Speaker 1: in that RV because right now I don't fucking ca
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  Speaker 1: and that's okay. I have needs. I want to be
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  Speaker 1: mentally disconnected, and when the time comes for me to
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  Speaker 1: tap in emotionally and mentally, I'll look for a good
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  Speaker 1: guy who checks all the boxes.
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  Speaker 2: Until then, no one fucking judges me, fucking judge you,
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  Speaker 2: especially your moment. My mom loves the judge me, and moment.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, girl, please stop, because I already have enough
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  Speaker 1: judgment out there. Like I step on to record a
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  Speaker 1: podcast or film a show and the cast is judging me,
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  Speaker 1: and then the audience gets to judge me here at home,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't want to be judging.
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  Speaker 2: Let yourself be yourself and do whatever you want, and
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  Speaker 2: like you don't need the people that are like personally
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  Speaker 2: in your corner judging you.
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  Speaker 1: No, just be supportive unless it's like a terrible, terrible,
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  Speaker 1: terrible des right, But like I'm pretty I'm pretty fucking
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  Speaker 1: on point. Im not saying the mistakes won't be made
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  Speaker 1: the moment. Let's just say I was like parading these
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  Speaker 1: men through my house and my kids are here, like,
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  Speaker 1: definitely sit me down and check my ass. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: until then, let me just like to live man live.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a lot and Erica Jane told me You're
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  Speaker 1: never gonna be hotter than you are right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at myself and I can slowly but surely
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  Speaker 1: see the decline. So you know what, I looked better
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  Speaker 1: yesterday than I did today. I'm not wasting one fucking moment.
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  Speaker 2: I love the eric Jane told you that. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I do need to pull it together
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  Speaker 1: for this podcast. I just worked out and I'm I'm girl,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't worked I need to like get sexy for
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  Speaker 1: this podcast. You can't be talking about sex looking like
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  Speaker 1: a bum bitch. You look hot.
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  Speaker 2: You always look hot.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks baby?
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  Speaker 2: Do you tell me you guys too? Like my guy
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  Speaker 2: friends have slid into my ideas being like set me
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  Speaker 2: up with La La.
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  Speaker 1: If only they can see me now. I like showing
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  Speaker 1: people how bad it could get though, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: you show up. I'm a firm believer of if you
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  Speaker 1: if you meet a dude, hit him on the FaceTime
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  Speaker 1: without makeup on like a few times so he knows
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  Speaker 1: just how bad it could get.
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  Speaker 2: I love that this isn't gonna be good for the
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  Speaker 2: podcast because I'm about to be fucking wifed up by Ghost.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's okay, it's gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be a minute, it's gonna be a little while, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I still haven't learned how to suck his dick.
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  Speaker 1: There are so many experiences that you're gonna have with him.
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  Speaker 1: And this podcast is not just for like the woman
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  Speaker 1: who's out single, you know, ready to mingle. It's like
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  Speaker 1: also for like the married woman who wants to keep
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  Speaker 1: her relationships spicy and like, what can I do with
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  Speaker 1: my husband of fifteen years? Is balls to like make
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  Speaker 1: it different.
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  Speaker 2: I think that like Ghost is the most in saying
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  Speaker 2: like he's so sexual, I get embarrassed. And when I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking him on the phone, I'll be with my friends
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  Speaker 2: and I'm on the phone and he goes, all right,
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  Speaker 2: think of me when you touch herself later and I'm like, WHOA,
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  Speaker 2: where did that come from?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm so turned on right now. That's hot.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. That is really hot hot. And he
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  Speaker 2: told me, he was like, what do you say? The
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  Speaker 2: other day? So my flight got delayed from the Hampdens
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  Speaker 2: coming home last weekend and ghosts.
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  Speaker 1: You wore brown sweatpants, right, I did?
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  Speaker 2: In case I sh myself, I'm just kidding. But he
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  Speaker 2: got on the train and came all the way to
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  Speaker 2: the JFK to hang out with me for literally like
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  Speaker 2: just forty five minutes, and like to give me, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: My god, does your vagina shooting diamonds or something like?
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  Speaker 1: How you getting them on a train to kick it
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  Speaker 1: for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, He's like, when everyone finds out who I am,
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have a ring on your finger And I'm like, whatife.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, mister ghost wife me up, Poppy. Yeah, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: I know I love him, you do. I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 2: said that I think I have love for him. I
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  Speaker 2: think I do.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the stages. I have love for you. I love you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in love with you all three different things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I love him.
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  Speaker 1: That's the best feeling in the world. But also, you
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  Speaker 1: know you got it bad. Yeah, Sally, I'm actually really
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  Speaker 1: happy to hear about it. So do you think if
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  Speaker 1: he said to you tomorrow, Ghost was like I really
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  Speaker 1: want to be exclusive, you would have a hard time
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  Speaker 1: letting go of the men you've been hooking up with,
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  Speaker 1: Like would it be easy to stop for him?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're in it hard and I know, like I'm
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  Speaker 2: so scared, Like it makes me really really scared because
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm scared he's gonna hurt me. But that's just
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  Speaker 2: me being me, yeah, because I have really bad trust issues.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean he already told me, like he told
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  Speaker 2: me he was like after Spain, after a Spain trip,
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  Speaker 2: Like I want to lock you down, and I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: I'm already kind of down to you without even knowing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the heart, the heart's locked in.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot and I haven't but I really have
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  Speaker 2: not felt this way in a very, very long time.
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  Speaker 1: Can I come in and burst your love bubble because
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  Speaker 1: I'm wounded and scared. He's got to prove himself a
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  Speaker 1: little harder before you get rid of your roster. I
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: got rid of my roster for a man. And let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you, the love bubble pops after three months,
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  Speaker 1: maybe four if you're lucky. Okay, they need to step up,
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  Speaker 1: show up, and do not get rid of that roster
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  Speaker 1: until you are one hundred percent certain that like this
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: could go somewhere. The biggest mistake I ever made, and
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  Speaker 1: now this boy has worked his way back into my world.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something, he's going to have
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  Speaker 1: a root awakening when he realizes shit ain't going to
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  Speaker 1: be like it used to be. A buddy, I've got
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  Speaker 1: a roster, and now you're just added to it. You're
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  Speaker 1: not the number one. You're not for a string, buddy. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's just my woundedness. You're probably fine. I'm not the same.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get rid of my roster. But until he's
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  Speaker 1: like and we're going to talk, we're all going to
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  Speaker 1: talk through it. And you should make a list of
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: like the green flags and red flags as you guys continue.
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  Speaker 2: Every woman needs to know that because I've done the
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  Speaker 2: same where I've cut every man off and I have
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: like totally committed myself to someone and then he played me,
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: and I was like, damn, yeah, no, I don't even
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  Speaker 2: have anyone to snuggle tonight after you just played me.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's awful.
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  Speaker 1: Get rid of the roster was like gut wrenching because
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: when my heart got broken by this guy, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have anyone to call, Like you just said, I
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  Speaker 1: just start from scratch.
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  Speaker 2: I hate we don't like startings from scratch unless you're
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: in Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well then it's a it's a once you
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  Speaker 1: leave the country, whole different game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can start from scratch and from.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Scratch all right. The number one question that came in
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  Speaker 1: from listeners is around how to give a great blowjob?
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  Speaker 1: Hands are no hands?
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  Speaker 2: I like hands, you gotta do hands.
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  Speaker 1: I the no hand thing. I think like if you're
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  Speaker 1: videotaping it, like it might look cool like a circus
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  Speaker 1: act where you're like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like look, no hand, no hands to me, like.
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  Speaker 1: The hands so weird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's enjoyable. Is it for them? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a dick, but well, this is how
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  Speaker 1: I think of it. When a guy is just using
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  Speaker 1: his mouth, it's like cool, but like slip a finger in,
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  Speaker 1: like that could be fun. Maybe I just never thought
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  Speaker 1: of it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's going down on me, I'm like, put your
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  Speaker 2: fucking fingers in me right now exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like this is cool, but like that would
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  Speaker 1: be cooler. Yeah, I think hands.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ask hands? Handwait?
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Tell me hands hands down?
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  Speaker 2: Girl?
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  Speaker 1: Do you ask what he likes or go for it?
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  Speaker 2: No, youre just go for it. Yeah, for it. I
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  Speaker 2: don't like, I'm not like, what do you prefer before
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  Speaker 2: I go down?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: What would you like? Number one? Number two? Number three?
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  Speaker 1: Bitch, this ain't in and out. There's no option.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm doing my thing down there. If you don't
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  Speaker 2: like it, pull me off.
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  Speaker 1: What was your first blowjob?
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  Speaker 2: Like? I actually remember mine.
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  Speaker 1: So vividly. Okay, tell me about it.
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  Speaker 2: I had a four loco yeah before before their ingredients
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  Speaker 2: had changed. Okay, it was like those are your stuff? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was the it was the green and red one,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: the like watermelon something excellent choice. And it was like
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  Speaker 2: it was like my senior year of high school. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: And like I remember him him being taking his swim
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: trunks off because we were at the pool at night,
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: at some solic chlorine deck someone's house. He was like
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: house sitting or something, and I was like, what am
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I supposed to do with that? I had intimidated, no
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  Speaker 2: idea what to do, zero, So I just.
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  Speaker 1: Put your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: It just started like looking at Yeah, it was like weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mean he was probably and he probably wasn't very
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: experienced with blowjobs. He's like, there's just great. I had
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  Speaker 1: my I gave my first blowjob to my high school
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend we had finally slept together. I was seventeen, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember saying to him like, I know that we've
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: had sex, but like, I'm never giving you a blowjob.
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  Speaker 1: And I only said that because I didn't know how.
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  Speaker 1: And then my two friends who were two and three
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  Speaker 1: years older than me, who were like obviously sexually active
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  Speaker 1: and experienced, they were like, we're going to teach you
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  Speaker 1: how to give a blowjob, and we went and got
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: these those like minute made frozen push pop face or
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  Speaker 1: like this big and fucking girthy and they taught me
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  Speaker 1: with that a little unnecessary for that big, but it
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: prepped me for the future. And then I gave him one,
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  Speaker 1: and after that it was like, oh, okay, this is fun.
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  Speaker 1: And because I felt comfortable with him after that first moment,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: it was like, well, experiment with the balls. Now, let's gargle,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: let's use pop rocks, let's do this like weird shot rocks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it hurts like while you're giving it it like
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: it like, so you've done that creates like a little popping.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I wouldn't. I'm not that fun now though, do
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  Speaker 1: you like it. We were really kinky and freaky and
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  Speaker 1: obviously seventeen. Yeah, so like Jack Rabbits. Yeah, I used
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  Speaker 1: to like put ice in my vagina. I used to
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  Speaker 1: let him pee on me in the shower, like we
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  Speaker 1: were fucking.
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  Speaker 2: That came later for me. I think that the pink,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all, like the freakiness, like I think in
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  Speaker 2: high school, I was just I didn't know what was
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: going on, but was it?
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  Speaker 1: But it was probably not with like your boy Like
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  Speaker 1: this guy was like my first real boyfriend. We were
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: together all day, every day. My parents let him have sleepovers. Okay,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: say y'all, we're just like experimenting together. Oh yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: were having the time of our life.
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  Speaker 2: I can't belave the pop rocks for some reason. I'm
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: stuck on the pop rocks.
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  Speaker 1: That was like I think, and then they pop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it creates just like a little tingle sensation. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a dick. I can only imagine that
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: what it felt like in my mouth was just heightened
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  Speaker 1: on his people want to try it, try it with
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  Speaker 1: ghost he may like it.
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  Speaker 2: Ghost sick. I've never done that because we don't know.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Before you get rid of your roster and say that
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  Speaker 1: you're in love with him, You're gonna need to put
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  Speaker 1: your mouth down there.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know. I think I haven't
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  Speaker 2: done any research because I hadn't had any intention of
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: seeing him. So before I see him next, I'm going
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: to do research. Yeah, do some research. I think that's
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a good idea. Yeah, I just need like if anyone's
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: listening that has a boyfriend that has an uncircumcised dick,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: damn me dm us. We would love to know how
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to do that thing, So like where to put that?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: What I do?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna get We're gonna get hold of dms.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to read them. Swallow or a spit
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: or do you quickly sit on it when he's about
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: to bust a nut?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I am not a spitter. Oh she swallows. She either
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: swallows or it's it's going somewhere else.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You know. It's an excellent like if you're if you're
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: struggling with your skin. I prefer that they do it
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: on the face because I use it as like a
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Of a moisturrider.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like just like a quick little face treatment. Yet
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I don't sleep in it. I recommend washing it off
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: with like a warm, delicate wash cloth. After I used
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: to be a swallower and then after I got pregnant
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and had my baby, I don't have the best gag reflex.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: And for a minute it freaked me out because I
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: couldn't use my tongue scraper without gagging. And my friend
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: was like, it's a different texture. You're like putting metal
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: into your mouth with a tongue scraper. And so then
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: when I gave a blowjob, I was like, Okay, this
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: actually is very different. I'm not gagging as much as
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I thought i would. But once that texture enters my mouth,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it won't go down. It won't go down.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like I taste it more if I like
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: go through the process of spinning, of spinning, I'm like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I do it like a like a shot. Oh yeah, Okay,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: sometimes I have like good days and bad days. I'm like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: sometimes I can take a tequila shot or like you know,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: and some days I can swallow comments some days I can't.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: In the veins on the day, okay, like right now,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think I could because I'm a little nauseous.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got bubble guts. We got bubble guts. Buzzed
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: on my tiny when I'm feeling solid.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Never spit though, Like if it's like I'll tell him beforehand.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if you're about to come, just like pull
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: out my test. Yeah, go my face, put it in me.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: See you're because where am I? That's my thing too,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: is the swallowing is much easier because once it's in
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: my mouth, then I've got to run to a scene
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it's not and then it's just sitting in my mouth.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Sitting in your mouth.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: But I've heard it whitens your teeth. Maybe i will
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: let it sit in my mouth, give.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: It a little swish and brust your teeth with it, right,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: do do ic tag during a BJ.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, but I will say kind of hot. Here's where
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I'm at with it. Tell me when a guy is
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: down there, if he looks up at me, I don't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I don't look at me.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Don't look at me, So I prefer to not look
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: at them either. Like when I'm down there, it's just
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: me and I'm dragging up.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: From personal experience.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Right, it looks a little funky, it's a little too
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: high up.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are your eyes are you seizing or are
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you trying.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: To me, and he was like aggressively, like staring into
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: my eyes, and I like, it's never happened to me before.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: So I was like low key turned on, but at
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the same time I was like you and yeah, I
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: didn't know what to do. I was like stop, I
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: have a double chant, like please stop looking at me.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I already start with my jawline.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, don't look out, don't look up.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, job, that's our job, Like you're not
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: just look.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: How long is too long to be down there? Are
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you into? Like six? Six nine, y? Like how long
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: are you there before you switch positions? I don't like
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a sixty nine that I used to be into it.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I don't want to agree with you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I don't like that my asshole is so exposed.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: It's like either in their fucking nose or on their chin.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't want to six.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I don't like that either. I don't like that either.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe with like my person when I'm married and it's
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: like fuck it whatever, but like for the most part,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: like I'll just focus and then you can focus.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: But I feel like if if you're going down on me,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: like how long is too long. You gotta you gotta
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: do it until I finish.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. There is one guy where
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: like I would give up the sex just to have him.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'll sit there for twenty five minutes. Oh he knows
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: that he goes.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like everything across us, but he knows
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: what he's doing with his man.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: And her kitten are smitten.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh no, selling, No, we didn't have anybody. I'm still
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: here in my York doing my thing.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Do your thing until.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: We're gonna fat. We're gonna figure it out. Like I'm
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: gonna come on this podcast and I'm gonna be sobbing
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: one day, and I'm gonna because I don't trust me.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's gonna I don't think he's
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: gonna break your heart.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: He definitely has the potential too.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It also has the potential to be the love of
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: your life and make babies. But you guys need to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: keep having sex because that's what the podcast is about.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's gonna be an the shame with them.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: What is your favorite position and any positions you won't do.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: There's no positions I won't do. I'll always try anything, same, same,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: but I personally love to be on top because like,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I know my angle and I can make myself come
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: really fast.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I may break your dick in the process, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it's okay.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: So I'm getting mine, you might not get yours.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: There are girls who have a g spot inside, like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I have to have the rubbing on the outside and penetration,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Like I can't just come based off of.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Like hold on, people can come up with penetration inside.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends who can. I'm like that.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I have one girlfriend who told me that she can
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: come if she gives a blowdrop to the perfect.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Dick without touching it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy without touching it? Yeah, that's weird wild.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I would love to get her on the podcast Bag
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: of Fun. That's crazy, Like because of the way it
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: hits the back of your throat, Lola, your whole body
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: is connected.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I think we need to have a scientist and a
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: doctor on as well, because I don't.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Know if that's entirely blow jobs are you given? Because
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I want to give the same because mine are like
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: can this be done? Now? I'm kidding it's a job.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I used to be so into it, and I'm like,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I mean it turns me on sometimes, but not that much.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Are you the type to pee right away after sex
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: to avoid a UTI?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Not really, I'm sometimes you get those a lot. No,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I've never I've had one UTI. I'm more so like
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: east infection really, which is annoying, but like that's.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Even as of right now, I've been good. I think
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you should wipe yourself off after.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I agree, but I mean, like I try to just
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: because people say too. But sometimes I'm too tired. I'm like,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting up, clean me off, and I'm going
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: too bad.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And sometimes to go to the bathroom, there's a mirror
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: in there, and I don't really need to see the
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: aftermath of this, Like I need to keep in my
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: mind what I look like after I've been freshly fucked,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and that's just going to ruin everything. So I'll risk
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the UTI. Oh, I like, okay, there's two Do you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: send sexy photos to the roster?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Do you send nudies to the roster?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Now? I do send nudes, but it's to my like
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: number one on the roster, So okay, ghosts is getting nudes,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: no one else is.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And do you put your face in them.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes Vagina, Yeah is someone I trust. Get everything, baby,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I'll send you a video. Yeah, there's no by you man.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I sent photos to I sent him like full nude
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: face Vagina was in there.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I love taking sex and sexy nudes of myself. Oh
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: they're best, the best. Like people threaten me, like people
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: have thrown me, like I'm gonna leak your nuds, and
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Do it, go for it? Please do I look hot?
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Do it?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I'm begging you. I also sent one of just like
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: tummy down with like my legs kind of spread and
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: like hand touching myself. I sent that one, and then
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I he requested like a voice, like a voice memo
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of like what it sound like down there, when I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: was like wanted to hear, like, I guess you did
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it the we Of course I did. Of course I did.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I would have set him whatever he wanted. And then
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: when it went south, I deleted all of his nudes
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to me and kept all of my own because I'm like,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I look so And that wasn't even the first thing
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to fire off of like please don't show anybody, like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: please show everybody.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Do you like nudes from man
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: a man.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Amen man Oh. With him, I we would like FaceTime
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: and he would show me his peep and then I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: would ask for like pictures of like the dick print
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: of like in his his little uh what do they
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: call it, like his little briefly or such a turn
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: off to me? Not if you like him not. I
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: was upset, like I couldn't get my mind off of it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I would ask him to send me like four hundred
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: a day. I'm like, you need to see it. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: need to see it. If you just fire off a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: dick pic without me asking for it, we got a
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: real problem.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, but if you like it, but if everything like
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I just think that like penises are not like the
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: most attractive things in the world.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I think really, you know, I really think they're like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: his was gorgeous, and I would like zoom in and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: do the like. I loved it. I was obsessed. In fact,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed off that now that my heart has healed,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: that I deleted them.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: You're deleted photos.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I really worked hard to get them off of
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: everything in photos cleared that went onto my laptop, my iPad.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny. Gone if somebody sends me a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I like, throw my phone across the room. I'm like, yeah, yes,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: an unsolicited dick pic. I will throw my phone across
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: the room too, But if I'm asking for it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Let me see while you're in the face time where
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it's like on, I get the face, face, the lips,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: so like yeah, fucking hercules, ready to go. Yeah, it's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: fucking on. Do you have to watch porn every time
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you get off?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: No?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't either, but I have to think
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: about stuff because it is in your mind too.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's all mental for me. Yeah, all mental. Do you
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: prefer fingers or do you have to use a toy?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Toy?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I have to use a toy too. My forearms get tired.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: There's been desperate times when I'm traveling and I forget
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: my vibrator. I gotta use the fingers. It's so hard
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: for me, and my bas gets tired. I feel like
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I have carpal tunnel after one thousand. I hate it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: But like lot, that's when porn comes into play, because
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: that'll make it faster. That's true. Yeah, but that's very
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: rare because I usually I usually take my vibrator wherever
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Well, they have such cute ones now that are so
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: easy to pack.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the little Road, I don't know the great
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have it with me. I think
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I forgot my own this trip.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Actually, can I say something to you. I have a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: drawer that I probably have fifteen different toys in there
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: right now. Do you feel like that's excessive or do
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you feel like that's normal?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I think that it's normal for you because you probably
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: get sent stuff. What did you buy all of them?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: That's the question because all the ones in my drawer,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: I have a lot, and they all were sent to me,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: so I didn't have a choice. But before that, like
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I had one that was dead. I couldn't find the charger.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I had to use, like an electric toothbrush.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You used an electric toothbrush.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: That's Ford times I'd say.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That's fucking genius. You couldn't brush your teeth after that?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: What do you use? Toush got the toothbrus kept it.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You kept the toothbrush as your vibrator and capt like dill,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: does you know my eggs?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: One of my exis was really into dildos, So I
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: had one for a little while and it was like
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: right and he just like wanted videos with it, so
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I did it for him, but he.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Didn't use it on you.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes okay, but a secure man, I maybe just
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I'm a ver, greater girl throwing through like yeah, it
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: actually got it if it wasn't for him.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I have this dildo that has like a hook on
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: the end that vibrates exact what you're talking about. Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: and it like also has like these beads that like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: goes in and out and it's like massaging of there
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: while also like penetrating while also like vibrating like literally
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: for a moment in time, I was like, this is
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: a real problem. I will never have like human too
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: human connection again if I continue using this. I had
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: to stop. Sally, I was like, I I didn't get
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: rid of it because I was like, I have to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: have self control, but I have to take a break
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: because this is a real problem. I was the I'd
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: be by.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: The pool and thinking about it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I think like, I'm just gonna go use it real quick.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that that happened so fast. It's like
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I could be feeling really good right now, I'm gonna
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: go upstairs. But it's yeah, I mean, I really don't
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: do it that often?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Do you masturbate? Yeah, at this point in time, No,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: because I have a roster where like I don't really
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: need to. But on days that like I'm not having
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: actual sex, yes, like I'm I'm pretty into masturbating. Yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Like anytime I take a bath, we're ready to go.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Oh locking the door.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like It's like sometimes i feel like
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think about it, and then I'll just be
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: randomly laying in my bed and I'm like, oh, I
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: should do that. Not got that's that little guy to
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: my bedside table. I'm gonna I'm gonna play with them
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: for a minute.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I wake up. I'm like, I'm
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: gonna take a little hit of the vape, yeah, and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: get out my rose and it's gonna be a good
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: fucking end to the night, what I'm saying.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: But I don't. I rarely think about it, which is
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: kind of weird. I feel like we're having a lot
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: of sex.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Then I'm not like every day like sex and I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: have to get off every day in order for it
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: to be like a solid week.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I can't. I don't. I don't think the last time
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I got off was two weeks whenever. The last time
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I saw ghosts was Miami now this past weekend. Usually
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: it's because it was shower sex. Shower sex is hard.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always get worried my little baby pinky toe
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is gonna get caught in the drain and rip off.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: What the fuck kind of drain do you have?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Because that happened to me in junior high. I wasn't
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: having sachs, but my toe did get going and I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: passed out and hit my head in the shower. I
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: couldn't go to school.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I know, I love I mean,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I love good shower sex, but not have my fucking
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: toes getting caught the drain.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Why why is the opening so big in this drain?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That's insane. I don't think that's normal. I don't think
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that was a normal drain. What are you doing tonight?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Are you doing anything tonight?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know yet. I have friends going like down
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: to town, but town kind of shuts down at like
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: eleven thirty.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you may just chill.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: So tail is really nice. I might just like go
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: to the hotel more.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Oh that's so fun.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. It sounds like a cute night it is. Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: well all right, well have the.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Time of your life.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: You didn't bring a vibrator, no, so I can't do that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Did you bring your your toothbrush?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: The toothbrush I brought the traveling toothbrush doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna let you in on that. You
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: can do what? How are the bathrobes there?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: What do you want? And I just thought about something.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: The shower head comes off. We're good.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: There you have, we're s You can also if you have,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: like soft sweats, just something you roll the bath robot,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: put the bath mate down. Here's here's the here's the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: bathroom kneel. I've been desperate too, bitch. I've been desperate too.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Fingers kitting me. No, it works, might try it today?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Have you guys? Thank you for listening to another episode
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: of Sex Unlocked with myself and Sally Carson. We're gonna
• 37:08
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  Speaker 1: love you guys,