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I Saw What You Did... and I Don't Know What the Hell I'm Watching · Movie Meltdown

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, this is Anthony Michael Hall, and you're listening
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: to my friends Brian, Jay, and Misty on Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch that dial.
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime.
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  Speaker 4: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 4: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 3: It is intended for mature audiences, and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one.
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  Speaker 2: Million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 5: Provide more cooling in the containment chamber. To your stations,
• 1:02
  Speaker 5: we have a movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: Now get back in the theater, you nitty hammers!
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  Speaker 1: And remember, I know who you are, and I saw
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  Speaker 1: what you did.
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  Speaker 6: Now scat! What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:22
  Speaker 5: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm Jake. And we're coming to you live via
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  Speaker 6: digital recording from the Bastion of Awesomeness.
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  Speaker 7: Hell yeah, we are.
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  Speaker 6: So, how's it going?
• 1:33
  Speaker 7: It's going. We swept the floor specifically for this episode.
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  Speaker 6: Well, this is special. I know, right? A very special episode.
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  Speaker 7: It's probably like a pile behind that pile of boxes
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  Speaker 7: over there.
• 1:44
  Speaker 6: You with stuff? That seems unlikely. I know.
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  Speaker 7: You tried to kill me with an avalanche of my
• 1:50
  Speaker 7: own cereal boxes.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, if there's a way to go, it's
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  Speaker 6: crushed under Count Chocula boxes.
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  Speaker 7: I suppose.
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  Speaker 6: So, any new developments in the world of Misty and Jay?
• 2:05
  Speaker 7: We haven't watched that much lately because we've been slacking.
• 2:08
  Speaker 7: Because I've been working like crazy because that's what I
• 2:11
  Speaker 7: do during the Christmas season.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: Same here.
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  Speaker 6: You've escaped the holidays.
• 2:15
  Speaker 7: As much as they could be escaped before Valentine's Day comes.
• 2:19
  Speaker 6: Then it gets all crazy.
• 2:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, stupid Valentine's people. I did watch the second season
• 2:26
  Speaker 7: of Scream Queens finally finished. I guess they just did
• 2:29
  Speaker 7: the season finale.
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  Speaker 6: Last week, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Awful.
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  Speaker 6: So you love it.
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  Speaker 7: See, that's what pissed me off. I really, really loved
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  Speaker 7: the first season of Scream Queens. It's hilarious. The whole
• 2:45
  Speaker 7: plot makes sense, sort of. It's very well written. Emma Roberts,
• 2:51
  Speaker 7: she's just the craziest little bitch that's ever bitched. I
• 2:53
  Speaker 7: swear to God, she's so adorable. And when she gets
• 2:56
  Speaker 7: all mad and she walks and her little arms go flailing,
• 2:59
  Speaker 7: you're pretty sure something's going to snap off. And she's
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  Speaker 7: just so adorable. But she's just so mean. And it's
• 3:06
  Speaker 7: so funny, though, because she's just.
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  Speaker 6: She's pretty entertaining, I've got to say. It is.
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  Speaker 7: She's adorable.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody I didn't know what to think of when she
• 3:13
  Speaker 6: started making movies. She's like, she's totally come around. I
• 3:17
  Speaker 6: am completely on board now.
• 3:18
  Speaker 7: See, I wasn't familiar with her that much. I didn't
• 3:21
  Speaker 7: see her. Was she on Disney? Was she a Disney girl?
• 3:24
  Speaker 6: I think I didn't see much of her then.
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  Speaker 7: She had a show, but I can't remember if it
• 3:29
  Speaker 7: was Disney or not. I don't remember whatever show it was. Whatever.
• 3:34
  Speaker 7: She sings, too, because I think she sings on the show.
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  Speaker 6: But, uh.
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  Speaker 7: It was also like a Game Boy game for whatever
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  Speaker 7: show she was on, too.
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember if it was Scream 4. It was
• 3:43
  Speaker 6: like the first thing I really remember paying attention to.
• 3:47
  Speaker 6: But even then, I liked her.
• 3:48
  Speaker 7: I don't really remember it. I've seen it once. I
• 3:50
  Speaker 7: was like, I need to go through and revisit the
• 3:52
  Speaker 7: entire series. But still, it's like she was just another
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  Speaker 7: random person at that point. It wasn't until I watched... Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: She is crazy. You should totally watch it again.
• 4:00
  Speaker 7: I need to go back through and watch it again.
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  Speaker 6: Because that's what makes it for me. I have so
• 4:04
  Speaker 6: many problems with the middle part and them kind of
• 4:06
  Speaker 6: repeating themselves. The only thing that makes me like it
• 4:09
  Speaker 6: in the end is the whole addition of her.
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  Speaker 7: It's been so long. I saw it and I'm like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 7: Then I just kind of forgot that she existed, I guess.
• 4:20
  Speaker 6: She all kinds of exists in that movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: She's so great. I was remade aware of her during
• 4:28
  Speaker 7: American Horror Story because she was in the Coven season,
• 4:32
  Speaker 7: which is one of my favorite seasons. which I've gone
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  Speaker 7: on and on about how great that season is. And
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  Speaker 7: I was just like, holy shit, she's so amazingly crazy.
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  Speaker 7: I love her. And then it's just gone on and
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  Speaker 7: on from there because she was in the least favorite
• 4:48
  Speaker 7: season of American Horror Story as well. This freak show
• 4:51
  Speaker 7: was just... But anyways, yes, the first season of Scream Queens,
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  Speaker 7: one of my favorite things of all times is that
• 5:00
  Speaker 7: entire first season. So I was super excited when the
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  Speaker 7: second season was coming out. I was like, There's going
• 5:05
  Speaker 7: to be a second season. I'm like, there's not going
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  Speaker 7: to be a third season. After watching this. It's just
• 5:10
  Speaker 7: a clusterfuck of just, what is going on? Is anybody
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  Speaker 7: actually writing this? Or are they just making it up
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  Speaker 7: as they go along?
• 5:18
  Speaker 6: Isn't that Glee, dude? Yeah. That's part of it. He's
• 5:22
  Speaker 6: just a weird writer.
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  Speaker 7: But he also did all the American Horror Stories.
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  Speaker 6: Again, the fact that he does Glee and American Horror Stories.
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  Speaker 6: He's a weird dude. But the first one was so good.
• 5:30
  Speaker 7: It's like he did the first one. So it's like,
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, I expected it to be... closer to the
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  Speaker 7: first season of scream queens and it was it they
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  Speaker 7: turn they change the characters because she goes from just
• 5:43
  Speaker 7: being like this complete like she's just a bitch and
• 5:46
  Speaker 7: to more she's like the butt of the joke now
• 5:49
  Speaker 7: i guess she's well that's different it is the whole
• 5:54
  Speaker 7: running gag is that her boyfriend would rather sleep with
• 5:57
  Speaker 7: old as the fucking hill jamie lee curtis than sleep
• 6:00
  Speaker 7: with her and i'm just like It's getting old really fast,
• 6:03
  Speaker 7: Uncle Jesse. Come on now. And that's the other thing.
• 6:09
  Speaker 7: At least the first one had, like, one steady plot.
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  Speaker 7: This one, there's just, the doctor has the hand of
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  Speaker 7: a serial killer, and it's killing people, and this guy,
• 6:16
  Speaker 7: he thinks he's the dead, and he's a, I'm not,
• 6:19
  Speaker 7: it's got fucking Tyler Watner in it, and it's just,
• 6:23
  Speaker 7: I'm like, what? You're just, there's so much shit that just,
• 6:26
  Speaker 7: you're just throwing stuff against the wall to see if
• 6:28
  Speaker 7: it'll stick at this point. It's just, It's a mess.
• 6:33
  Speaker 7: It had Kirstie Alley and nobody wants to see that.
• 6:35
  Speaker 6: She made a comeback. She seems less crazy these days.
• 6:39
  Speaker 7: No, you haven't seen her in this one.
• 6:40
  Speaker 6: Well, she's supposed to be crazy in the show.
• 6:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's supposed to be, but she's an annoying kind
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  Speaker 7: of crazy where you're just like, whoa.
• 6:46
  Speaker 6: She's fallen far from summer school.
• 6:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's fallen far from fucking humanity.
• 6:51
  Speaker 6: She's fucking weird.
• 6:54
  Speaker 7: But anyway, so yeah, season two of Scream Queens was
• 6:56
  Speaker 7: not a thumbs up. I did not approve. I will
• 6:59
  Speaker 7: probably not be purchasing it on DVD. I will rewatch
• 7:02
  Speaker 7: the first season on a loop until they make a
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  Speaker 7: season that doesn't suck, which might be a while considering.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think they're going to get a third season
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  Speaker 7: after this because I would not vote for a third
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  Speaker 7: season after this because it was not good.
• 7:14
  Speaker 6: Why don't you just make your own third season and
• 7:16
  Speaker 6: see if you can lure Emma over here and you're
• 7:18
  Speaker 6: going to shoot it on your phone in the backyard
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  Speaker 6: and be like, Hold this knife. You're a crazy person now.
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  Speaker 7: It would probably be better.
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  Speaker 6: And then we'll go braid each other's hair.
• 7:27
  Speaker 7: I would totally braid her hair.
• 7:29
  Speaker 6: I figured that was coming.
• 7:31
  Speaker 7: She's so adorable. Actually, my favorite part of the second
• 7:36
  Speaker 7: season was Billy Lord. Is that how you say her name?
• 7:38
  Speaker 7: Billy Lord? Is it just Lord?
• 7:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: It looks like it would be Lord. L-O-U-R-D.
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  Speaker 6: Where do we know this person from?
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  Speaker 7: Billy Lord, come on now. I have nothing to talk
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  Speaker 7: about her from the last couple of days because I
• 7:50
  Speaker 7: think she better watch her ass.
• 7:51
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen her.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 7:53
  Speaker 6: Well, that's true, but... I don't know what the hell's
• 7:57
  Speaker 6: going on with that family.
• 7:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that family's a big old mess right now.
• 8:00
  Speaker 6: She's got.
• 8:02
  Speaker 7: I feel bad for her. I feel bad for Lady Lord. She's...
• 8:06
  Speaker 7: She was. She was the high point of this. She
• 8:08
  Speaker 7: was the only thing that made this season worth watching.
• 8:10
  Speaker 7: Because they made... Whatever they did with Emma Roberts' character,
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  Speaker 7: she wasn't in it near as much as she should be.
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  Speaker 7: And when she was, it was just kind of like
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  Speaker 7: a sad.
• 8:17
  Speaker 6: She's got to shoot seven shows somewhere else, or she's
• 8:20
  Speaker 6: making movies now.
• 8:21
  Speaker 7: Anyway, Billie Lourd was awesome. She plays... She's Chanel No. 3,
• 8:27
  Speaker 7: I guess, in this one, because there... Yeah, there was
• 8:31
  Speaker 7: Chanel No. 1, which is the main Chanel, and Chanel No. 2,
• 8:33
  Speaker 7: who was Ariana Grande.
• 8:35
  Speaker 6: They iced her quick.
• 8:37
  Speaker 7: They did, like, first episode. She had it coming.
• 8:40
  Speaker 6: But.
• 8:42
  Speaker 7: I don't know what happened before. I think she got
• 8:43
  Speaker 7: meningitis and died or something. She's not even in the show.
• 8:47
  Speaker 7: She's carrying the opening monologue or not even the monologue.
• 8:50
  Speaker 7: She had meningitis and died because whatever. But anyways, number three,
• 8:54
  Speaker 7: Billie Lourd with her earmuffs. She's the best in this season.
• 8:58
  Speaker 7: And that still is not enough to save it.
• 9:01
  Speaker 6: Good, didn't it?
• 9:03
  Speaker 7: I feel bad for her.
• 9:06
  Speaker 6: We'll save that for a future Dead Person episode. Which
• 9:09
  Speaker 6: I guess we're doing, right? At this point, I was like,
• 9:12
  Speaker 6: do we.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Even want to?
• 9:13
  Speaker 6: It's just overwhelming this time around. I guess we will.
• 9:17
  Speaker 7: I think we'll take a second to discuss the fact
• 9:20
  Speaker 7: that she will at least be taking care of the dog,
• 9:22
  Speaker 7: so I don't have to worry about that anymore.
• 9:24
  Speaker 6: I hope so. That's the saddest thing ever.
• 9:27
  Speaker 7: I was okay. Just a brief thing. I was okay.
• 9:30
  Speaker 7: I'm not being a super big Star Wars fan. I
• 9:32
  Speaker 7: wasn't like, oh no, Princess Leonardo. It sucked. It was sad.
• 9:36
  Speaker 7: It's sad because she seemed pretty cool, but I'm not like,
• 9:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, I guess I just wasn't on the same
• 9:41
  Speaker 7: boat as everybody else with Star Wars. It sucks. And
• 9:43
  Speaker 7: I was okay until I saw her dog's Twitter page.
• 9:46
  Speaker 7: And then I was like, oh my God, I'm going
• 9:48
  Speaker 7: to cry. And I was like, oh my God.
• 9:50
  Speaker 6: It was ridiculous. I described that photo to someone today
• 9:54
  Speaker 6: and they were like, I think I'm going to cry.
• 9:56
  Speaker 6: I was like, exactly. That photo is just ridiculous. It's
• 10:01
  Speaker 6: sad beyond all other sad things. OMG.
• 10:04
  Speaker 7: I was going to cry. I spent the entire rest
• 10:06
  Speaker 7: of the evening going to cry, going to cry over
• 10:10
  Speaker 7: this stupid Twitter page for this dog who can't even type.
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: Or this dog I don't know.
• 10:16
  Speaker 7: We saw that dog once. We saw it.
• 10:18
  Speaker 6: Was she carrying it around?
• 10:19
  Speaker 7: No, it was running around, around her feet. It was like,
• 10:21
  Speaker 7: they saw the dog first.
• 10:22
  Speaker 6: I'm like, there's a dog. It's a puppy.
• 10:25
  Speaker 7: Oh my God. To me, every dog is a puppy.
• 10:27
  Speaker 7: It could be like 80 years.
• 10:28
  Speaker 6: Old and like. Well, I know she did when she
• 10:31
  Speaker 6: was here in town doing her appearance like two years
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: ago or whatever it was. Like I do remember them
• 10:36
  Speaker 6: saying like she kind of went off and left the line.
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: To go shopping downtown with the dog. Like she was
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: walking around downtown shopping with the dog.
• 10:45
  Speaker 7: Gary wants to go look at stuff.
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: Well, you know what I mean.
• 10:47
  Speaker 7: Well, anyways, the whole point was Billy Lord will be
• 10:50
  Speaker 7: taking over the parenting responsibility of Gary, the dog. I
• 10:53
  Speaker 7: hope so. Apparently she has a dog of her own
• 10:56
  Speaker 7: and they will be getting along.
• 10:57
  Speaker 6: They can hang out and be super friends. Okay.
• 11:00
  Speaker 7: So sad. We love you, Gary.
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: Gary is pretty awesome. I'm sure he listens to shows
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: like this. You just have to have special earbuds to
• 11:09
  Speaker 6: fit in dog ears.
• 11:10
  Speaker 7: Do they have those? Just like the big clip-on, like
• 11:12
  Speaker 7: the big.
• 11:13
  Speaker 6: Giant DJ headphones.
• 11:14
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: DJ Gary.
• 11:16
  Speaker 7: Other than that, we haven't really watched anything else. Aside
• 11:20
  Speaker 7: from watching hours and hours of Christmas Story and nitpicking
• 11:23
  Speaker 7: things that I never noticed before, which I probably shouldn't
• 11:24
  Speaker 7: get into because that would just take hours.
• 11:26
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 11:28
  Speaker 7: We re-watched Krampus because we had not seen that since
• 11:31
  Speaker 7: the theater. So that had been quite some time. My
• 11:34
  Speaker 7: boyfriend wanted to watch a movie with his kid for Christmas.
• 11:38
  Speaker 7: And he decided, first of all, that he wanted to
• 11:40
  Speaker 7: make a tradition out of watching Die Hard because he
• 11:42
  Speaker 7: has never seen Die Hard. What the hell?
• 11:46
  Speaker 8: Never got a chance to sit down and watch Die Hard.
• 11:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, normally I don't pull that like, how the hell?
• 11:52
  Speaker 6: Because there's so much shit that nobody gets around to.
• 11:54
  Speaker 6: So I usually, but again, I would assume at some
• 11:58
  Speaker 6: point you would have made your way to Die Hard.
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: So did you make it through this year?
• 12:02
  Speaker 7: No, because we realized we did not have Die Hard.
• 12:05
  Speaker 6: I have a copy of it if we need to
• 12:07
  Speaker 6: plan for next Christmas.
• 12:08
  Speaker 7: It was not on the instant watch.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: I may have to think a little bit ahead of
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: time next time.
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  Speaker 7: Instead of waiting until Christmas Eve and being like, hey,
• 12:13
  Speaker 7: you know, we should start a new Christmas tradition of
• 12:16
  Speaker 7: watching Die Hard. Oh, wait, we don't actually have Die Hard.
• 12:19
  Speaker 6: I have multiple diehards if you'd like to get a
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: whole series going.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:24
  Speaker 7: So we're like, what else do we have?
• 12:25
  Speaker 8: I'm usually really, really busy. And this isn't the thing
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: where it's like, oh, all of a sudden I'm busy.
• 12:30
  Speaker 8: It's like I'm always busy. I've been busy ever since
• 12:33
  Speaker 8: I moved out of my parents' house at 18. Yeah,
• 12:38
  Speaker 8: I just never got a chance to.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: It's definitely worth seeing. And a holiday classic.
• 12:43
  Speaker 8: I've seen snippets of it here and there. You know,
• 12:46
  Speaker 8: when I've gotten to settle down for a second and
• 12:48
  Speaker 8: I'll catch it.
• 12:49
  Speaker 7: It's like I can understand you not having seen The
• 12:51
  Speaker 7: Last Unicorn or Dirty Dancing.
• 12:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because I like action films and I just haven't
• 12:58
  Speaker 8: gotten to see Die Hard.
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: I think that's the part I was just like, yeah,
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: I would assume you would have made your way to
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: Die Hard by now.
• 13:03
  Speaker 7: Or at least with the group of friends that you
• 13:04
  Speaker 7: had that you would have seen it at some point,
• 13:06
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: No, we just never.
• 13:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's like I haven't seen all the Lethal
• 13:11
  Speaker 8: Weapon movies.
• 13:13
  Speaker 6: Truthfully, I think I'm down one. I stand by most
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: of those earliest ones, but I think that fourth one,
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: I'm still like, that was a whole lot of people
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: crammed in one movie, and I just still haven't gotten
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: around to it.
• 13:25
  Speaker 8: I mean, and I just, you know, I just wasn't
• 13:27
  Speaker 8: a huge Bruce Willis fan, not saying that I don't
• 13:30
  Speaker 8: like Bruce Willis. I like Bruce Willis. I like him
• 13:32
  Speaker 8: in a lot of different movies. Death Becomes Her, you know,
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: that was.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: A great movie. How did I watch that movie? I
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 13:40
  Speaker 7: And not Die Hard.
• 13:41
  Speaker 8: And not Die Hard. But, you know, that and his
• 13:44
  Speaker 8: role in Pulp Fiction and, There's a bunch of different
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: other roles. But for some reason, I guess because.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I just never got around to watching it.
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: Again, even, I'd say especially if you like action movies,
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: only because this is one of those that's kind of
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: amazed me because I saw it in the theater. I
• 14:06
  Speaker 6: loved it from day one. So it's funny that everyone
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: else came online. It's funny how even super snobby film
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: nerd kind of people will be like, Well, I don't
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: really like action movies. Well, okay, except Die Hard. It
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: is so perfectly structured as an action movie that even
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: to this day, it still holds up and you see
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: the fact that every action movie after it started kind
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: of ripping it off or taking that basic structure and
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: just doing their own dumb thing on top of it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: So just for how well put together it is as
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: a movie.
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: And the first one has Alan Rickman, doesn't it?
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: It does. He's pretty damn impressive. So you can't go
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: wrong with Alan Rickman.
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: And the second one's the second one that has Jeremy Irons,
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: who I adore.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: No, that's the third one. I don't know. See, I'm
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: a sucker for the third one. Most people would have
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: written off the series by then. The second one is
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: William Sadler? Hmm. There might be somebody else mixed in there,
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: but I feel like he's sort of in there as
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: a badass military dude at some point.
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: So as our not being able to watch Die Hard
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: for lack of having Die Hard... We decided to go
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: with Krampus instead.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: Almost the same note.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: It's what we had. And this year was the first year.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: It's only the second year we've been. Went to Krampus Fest.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: In Bloomington, they have the parade of the Krampi.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Again, I do want to go. I would be up
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: for doing a whole Krampus-themed episode from the craziness.
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know. It's really cold out there.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Maybe next year it won't be so cold.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: Anyway, so we figured since it was the first year,
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: because last year it was just me and the boyfriend,
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: and this year we took the kid with us, so
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: we took her, and I got switched.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: It hurt.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you were naughty, so.
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: I was like, wait, at birth? No. Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: Well, because when you go to the Krampus Fest, they
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: give you a sticker. You can either have the naughty
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: or the nice.
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: I mean, now it does make sense, and yes, obviously
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: you should have gotten switched.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: I had the naughty sticker. So boyfriend was like, She's
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: over here! And, like, it's, like, trying to beat her ass!
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: And he did, and I thought for sure it was
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: going to leave a welt! Like, really, you're hurt!
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Like, he switched me really hard!
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: Well, you shouldn't be so damned evil! I know, I
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: can't help it, though. So, yeah, so we figured since
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: this was the first year we took the kid, we're like, well,
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: we have, it's one of the few Christmas-related movies we have,
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: so we will sit down and we will watch Krampus.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: So I watched it, and still, some parts of it
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: were just like, oh my god.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: It's still uneven, just as I remember it from last
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: year in our whole big kid discussion. I'm like, the
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: parts that are creepy are awesome, and the parts that
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: are silly are really fucking silly.
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: I don't think that the kid enjoyed it one bit,
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: because it wasn't near as scary as she thought it
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: was going to be. Yeah. But it's like, the gingerbread
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: men were still stupid.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: That whole little 20 minute segment is pretty ridiculous.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: All the toys and that little angel doll thing. And again,
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: I like the overall look of the Krampus, but just
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: the static face really pisses me off.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: His big drooly mouth.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: It just stays open. There's no movement to it. It's
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: just like... I'm just like, oh my god.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you made that noise the whole time.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: It's almost like watching Puppet Master.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: I would have rather watched Puppet Master, I think.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: That can be arranged.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Overall, I liked Krampus, and it's not like I'm opposed
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: to ever watching it again. I'll probably watch it again,
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: and I'll probably enjoy it, because there are some parts
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: that I do enjoy still, even though I'm second viewing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: I still liked it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Adam Scott's always fun.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's okay. I like him pretty much.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: It's pretty damn entertaining.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: I like the beginning where the, when the, when the
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: girl first disappears, when the, it's, she's underneath the vehicle
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: or whatever. And you see, you know, you hear, yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: you know, and the kid was like, well, I didn't
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: like her anyways.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you're rubbing off on her slow.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: But, uh, yeah, other than that, I mean, we haven't
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: really been watching that much. Uh, we have, we have
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: the Roku. So I'm pretty excited cause I've been watching
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: the Penn and Taylor fullest cause it's on there like
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: all of the last season.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: So, so yeah, it, It seems weird at first that
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: you like them, but all they do is trash magicians,
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: so it kind of makes sense.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: I know. Everybody who's out there who knows me knows
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: that I fucking hate magicians. But, Penn can juggle like
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: nobody's business.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: My love for jugglers.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Sucker for juggling.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: And he's such a smartass, and he's an atheist, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: I adore him, and he's just so funny. They're funny.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: And a lot of the comedians, or a lot of the,
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: magicians who try to do the comedian and funny and magic.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: I usually just want to punch him in the face.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: But there's just something about him. I don't know. He's funny.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: He has charisma, too. He really can command the stage.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: And it works when you pair it up with Teller, too.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: Aside from being eight foot tall. He's really tall and
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: he can juggle. And it's fantastic. The juggling. I can't
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: help it. I'm a sucker for jugglers. I can't help it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: I just can't.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: You're a strange character.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: I know I am and I'm okay with it. I
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: love making fun of them, too. Because before, we had
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: our whole little routine for Friday. We would eat our dinner,
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: watch Jeopardy, and then, what's the one with Dean Cain?
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: Master of Illusions? No, Master of Illusions would come on,
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: and we would watch Master of Illusions, and I'd make
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: fun of them, because there would be poor man Charlie Sheen,
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: and what was his girl? Was she poor man Celine Dion?
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: I can't remember.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was poor man Celine Dion.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: I like your, this, like, 80 year old life that
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: you we have our dinner at a 4 30 and
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: then we watch the.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Jeopardies no jeopardy comes out at 7 30 and we're
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: usually eating dinner by then so we are eating around
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: the 7 7 30 time frame right.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: There and then it's a time for bed.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: No not on the weekends so yeah that's when i
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: first got suckered into the Penn & Teller Fool Us,
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: because that came on after the... Oh, my dear God,
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: is that Dean Cange?
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: He ain't super no more.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: He is not super no more. Super doughy. His face
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: don't move no more. He's been going wherever Sean Patrick
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Flannery went.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: They got a package deal.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Apparently. I recommend them and get a discount.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Just say my name. Everybody there knows me. Don't you worry.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: But yeah, other than that, we really haven't watched that much.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: My only holiday since we're doing the post-holiday wrap-up here.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: But it was funny. It is one of those, I
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: think I forgot there was a tie-in. So I hadn't
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: watched it in years and I always meant to because
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: I loved it anyway. But then I was like, oh yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: there is Christmas involved.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: L.A.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Confidential starts on Christmas. I mean, the whole beginning scene,
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: I forgot this, too. Like, when Russell Crowe's kind of
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: waiting at that, like, white beater dude's hanging out there.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: And he, like, goes and rips the Christmas lights off
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: the house to get him to come out of the
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: house so he can beat his ass.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: I thought I still had your copy of L.A.
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: Confidential. I had it, so I guess not.
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: You might have stolen someone else's.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: It's a good possibility.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: I actually just, again, I was like, I know I
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: have it. It's lost in a box.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Probably don't feel like digging for it so i guess
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: i'm not gonna end up oh my god it's on
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: top of the box like it was the first one
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: when i opened the lid so i lucked in to
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: be able to find my own copies the sad state
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: of my living situation so i was like well that's
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: a christmas miracle i guess i'm watching this so Yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: I re-watched Ellie Confidential. God damn, that movie is good.
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: It is a good movie. It's been so long since
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I've seen it, like at least 20 years.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: That was mine. I've seen it, again, I saw it originally,
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: and then I bought it on DVD, and I watched
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: it once or twice, maybe right after I got it,
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: but I don't think I've watched it since then. So
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: it has been a long stretch, and I still had
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: it in my mind that it was awesome, and I
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: was like, it's been a while, let's re-watch it and see.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: God damn, it holds up. Like, it is so solid.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: It's funny, though, I I guess now I'm so used
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: to seeing him now. I'm like, Russell Crowe is so young.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: I'm so used to seeing now Russell Crowe. No offense
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: to him. He seems like he's still a fine actor
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: when he has the right role.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: He seems like he might punch you in the face.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: He punches everybody in the face.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he does.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: But I mean, he's definitely got 20 years since then.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: So I mean, he's an older dude. And then I
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: kind of forgot it was that much time. So I
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: look back and I'm like, oh, good Lord, he's like 12.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: I was so.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: I was like, shit. Remember when I was so in love.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: With Russell Crowe? Oh, my Lord, you were so in
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: love with Russell Crowe.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: I know Gladiator totally did it for me.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Gladiator still kind of works in my mind. I know
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: people don't like it as much these days. It suffers
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: from the big Horry Ridley Scott-ness. But I'm like, I
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: think it works.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: I'm still looking at the movie and it unleashed the
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: love that I had for Russell Crowe.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: You were entertained.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: I was very entertained. Well, eventually they get old.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Eventually they get old and you don't care anymore.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: You'll find some new young stud.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: I know, right?
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: That was the other thing, though. I was like, Guy
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Pearce still kind of looks the same in my mind. Like,
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I feel like I've seen him recently
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: and stuff, but I don't feel like there was a
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: drastic change between him and he's equally as much. He's
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: kind of co-lead, too. I'm just like, he seems like
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: he kind of looks around the same, but like Russell
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: Crowe just looks massively different now. He just looks like
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: such a kid in the L.A.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Confidential.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: I need to watch that again, but I don't know
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: if I can get Boyfriend to watch it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: LA Confidential.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's worth watching. It's good. You just
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: have to remember everybody's names. I forgot. I remember the
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: first time I saw it going, wait, what? It's one
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: of those, yeah, you might want to make a list
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: as you're going through. Because they're constantly referring to people
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: by their last name. And I'm like, wait, who was
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: that guy? And it all makes sense and is structured
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: perfectly if you know everybody's last name. But I'm like, wait,
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: which guy are they going to find now? But yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: it's a great. And again, it was kind of cool
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: seeing because it is Christmas in L.A. So it's like,
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: it's seeing this weird little seedy part of L.A. back
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: in the day. It's a cool, again, everybody gives that
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: pass to Kevin Spacey. Well, now he's kind of become
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: silly because he makes movies where he turns into a cat.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: But at the time, he was like so cool. And
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: then again, you go back and watch him in the
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: right role, like I'm like, damn, he is really fucking
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: cool in this movie. Like he had that persona.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: He's almost kind of beat it to death at this point,
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: but that was sort of right in that stride of
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: him really finding his own, and everybody's starting to love him,
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: and he's really good in it, too. Everybody's just so
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: damn solid. So, thumbs up. Heliconfidential still holds up.
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah, it does. I guess so. Like I said,
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: it's been at least 15 years since I've seen it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: I can let you borrow it since you thought you
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: stole it anyway.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: I might have a mysterious copy in there somewhere.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: Maybe I did buy a copy. I don't remember.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: It is worth owning. I need to upgrade to blue
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: right now.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Crazy. Chances are you'll probably have to watch it by yourself.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Why will you not watch it?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Why will you not watch Warriors of the Rainbow?
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: I think you've answered your own question.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: You just said earlier that it was a historical drama.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: That answers the.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Question right there. Maybe Warriors of Virtue, you can come
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: together and.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know what that is. I feel like I do,
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: but I don't.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Have you seen that? I didn't watch it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: Is it that horrible one where the kids were like.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: They're kangaroos.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Kangaroos, yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: I remember the action.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: You might both be sucker enough to fall into that trap.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: You told me.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: This movie was depressing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: It is depressing, and it's sad, and it's historical, and
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: there's lots of beheadings.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: And all kinds of crazy stuff. See, I'm okay with
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: the beheadings, but it's the sad and historical part that
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: you know you done lost. Well... And I don't like
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: depressing stuff.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I need to watch it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: So parts that I saw were awesome. So it was
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: beautiful shot beautifully. So, but if anybody wants to know,
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: there's a movie called warriors of the rainbow dealing with, uh,
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: the Japanese occupation of Taiwan, um.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Before world war two.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: Um, and it's just about the Japanese, uh, basically going
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: in and, uh, Trying to take over Taiwan and them
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: losing pretty horribly because all the, I guess the tribe's people.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Pretty much beat them in the jungle. And the Japanese can't,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: they can't hang with them in the jungle.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Was there a rumble?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: There was a rumble in the jungle.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: They didn't really have jungles, did they?
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: And so, yeah, the Japanese just kind of was like, well, fine,
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: then we'll just, you know, bomb you guys.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And so they apparently.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: They worked for us.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they... That was sort of their move. It's funny, like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: they didn't have a huge military because they're a tiny island, but, like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: their air force was pretty badass back in the day.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, compared to Taiwan, I mean, these were mostly,
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: you know, tribe people with spears and knives who went
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: up against guys with you know, guns and stuff.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Um, I'm going to get hate mail for saying that
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: worked for us. I don't know.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: You said bomb on my wall. It worked for us.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: I'm still going to get so much hate mail over there.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: From what?
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: A lot of people bomb things.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: It's our, yeah, whatever.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: It's our, our world is built around bombing each other. Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: But no, it's, uh, from what I've seen of it,
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: actually one of my friends turned me on to it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: It looks like it's a very good movie and just
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: really powerful. Um, if you're into those kind of things,
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: which I am. So I'm probably going to watch it
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: whenever I get some time, free time.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe this weekend. I can sit and watch it with
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: my mom, and she can yell at the screen.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Which I hear she does.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she does that a lot.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: All right. Are we going to go watch a movie now?
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: I suppose we can. Nothing historical or documentarial. It might
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: be an actual film. We can't say bad things about films.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: This one I think you can speak freely about.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: I don't have to be like knowing stuff.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Not if you want to watch the one I brought.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: We should go figure out what it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Is we're going to watch.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: We'll decide and then it'll be a surprise for you
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: if you didn't look at your player before you push play.
• 28:24
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• 30:35
  Speaker 6: To hang with us, you gotta be initiated.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: One day, one ordinary kid will be transported to an
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: extraordinary world beyond the boundaries of imagination.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: In this new world, welcome.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: To the other side. You're really a newcomer?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Ruled by fear.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I want him alive!
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: No! Houston, we have a problem.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: He is the last hope to bring together five legendary warriors.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: How's it going?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: He is often a bit cranky.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Who use the forces of nature as their weapons.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Wood. Fire.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Earth. Metal.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: Water.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Now, the battle against the ultimate evil.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: The answer lies with you.
• 31:43
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• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Come out and play! Touchdown.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. I can't leave them.
• 32:00
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• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Yes! Rock and roll!
• 32:08
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• 32:18
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  Speaker 1: Don't answer it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't answer it. Don't answer it. Your name is in
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: this book. It could happen to you. It starts as
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: a game. And there's no end in fright. Go ahead.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Close your eyes and pick a name. Pick a name?
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Any name.
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  Speaker 8: I saw what you did. And I know who you are.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I saw what you did.
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  Speaker 7: I know who you are.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: The dial clicks.
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  Speaker 1: And the terror mounts.
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  Speaker 3: Don't answer it.
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  Speaker 7: See it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: If you hear a click when you answer the phone....
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: If you think somebody.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Followed you home.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: In lipstick on the.
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: Mirror, the message.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Is clear Better.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Watch what you say, cause the walls have ears.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: The weapon was love The victim, my heart Passion, the crime,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: done in the dark. You think that you got away,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: but there's one thing you missed. Cause I know who
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: you are and I saw.
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: What you did. Episode of, or not episode, but a
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Fear Street book.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, didn't you say, oh yeah, it's the 50s. You
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: didn't say the year on this, right?
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: 65?
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah. It's just cheaper to use black and white film.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: See, listen. It begins as an innocent prank when Dina
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: Martinson and her best friend, Jade Smith, make sexy phone
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: calls to the boys from school. But Dina's half-brother, Chuck,
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: catches them in the act and threatens to tell their
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: parents unless the girls let him in on the fun.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Chuck begins making random calls, threatening anyone who answers. It's
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: dangerous and exciting. They've been enjoying the publicity, the uproar
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: they've caused, until Chuck calls a number on Fear Street.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: To his horror, Chuck realizes that he has called the
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: wrong number. The jokes are over when murder is on
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: the line. The murderer knows who they are and where
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: they live. And they have nowhere to call for help.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Dun dun dun.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Isn't that totally like.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Fear Street.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you. See, I mean, look at him. It's
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: two girls, scantily clad, making phone calls late at night.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Dun dun dun.
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: There's no brother, but they had a sister in that one. See,
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: it's the same damn thing. R.L. Stine was watching this movie,
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: All right, we're back, and you fell right into my trap,
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: because we did watch the movie I brought. Suckers.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: This is why I've been fighting it for so long, too.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: That was a goddamn mess.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: This week's Sofa Theater feature is I Saw What You Did.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: But not I Know What You Did, and I Know
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Who You Are, I mean. The year is 1965, even
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: though we said it looked like the 15th. And the
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: director is the impressive William Castle. And they plot, according
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: to IMDb.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: There was a plot to this? They didn't just leave
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: the camera roll?
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Teenagers Libby and Kit innocently spend an evening doing random
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: crank calls. These calls lead to murderous consequences.
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: It was the most cheerful murder and music i've ever experienced.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: That was what i'm saying like that's what little i
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: had started watching this that first time i was just
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: like this is the most uneven tone of a thing
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: ever we said.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: This movie was 65 yes her teenage friend was played
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: by a 26 year old so this follows in the
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: tradition of 90210.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: Of all teen movies and.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Shows, of having people that are way into their 20s,
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: sometimes 30s.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Didn't I say that? As they were standing there, I
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: was like, what is she, 27? I was pretty close. Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Which one, though?
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Her friend.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Libby or Kit?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: Kit.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Because Kit definitely looked older.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she was a friend. She was born in 1949.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Libby was like 20-something.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: They don't have her age listed on here.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: You don't need to know what Libby's age was.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Spoiler!
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Alert!
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Spoiler alert! We're going to totally run this movie.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: But it's from 1965. So get on it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Go watch it beforehand. You have been warned.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: This movie was a train wreck. I don't even know
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: what the fuck happened.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I enjoyed these films. old-timey train wrecks.
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: I do when they make sense or they have fun
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: or this is just like, what the fuck are we
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: even watching?
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: Sometimes the what the fuck part is the best part. Oh,
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I'm normal.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: No, honey, back it on up.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: I thought we decided you were the Libby of this bunch.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: You were the Tess.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: Tess. I'm not as annoying as she is, but.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know about her.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: You seem to think you're normal, but we all know better.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: She was.
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: She was pretty.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: I'm totally normal.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: She even got me beat. I can't read those thermometers.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: That's true. You're very special, but she was normal.
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: She seemed to think so.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: As annoying movie kids go, I actually kind of liked
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: her by the end. She's ridiculous. And I will give them, like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: they kind of played off being sisters pretty well because
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: they were really insulting and, like.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: You idiot.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: They didn't, like, she didn't beat her the whole time.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: It wasn't like they come down to fisticuffs, but they
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: were constantly.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: She kind of had it coming, so.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: They were constantly bickering just enough to be like, yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I'm at least on board with the sister thing. They're
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: pulling that part off.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: I like the goat.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: That's his own thing right there. So, yeah. Just in general,
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: I think the whole tone of it is so weird
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: and inconsistent. The fact that, like, first of all, the title. Like,
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: is this the first time? Because I feel like I've
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: seen that. I know what you did and I saw
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: who you are. And every variation of that has turned up.
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: There's been like 50 billion different versions.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: In tons of horror movies as, like, 70s and 80s
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: went on. So I was like, is this really the
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: first time that happened? I'm sure somebody will come through
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: with an answer to that question.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: But.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: In general, it still starts off as this very ominous,
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: very creepy, horror-themed kind of thing. And then immediately we get.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: That was the most cheerful-est, teeny-bopper-est.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: And the teeny-boppers on the phone.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Let's go to the beach music is what that was.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: It's like teeny-boppers on the phone talking to each other.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: We're going to have a sleepover.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Except for not, because her dad was pretty strict. He
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: didn't want to stay until 11.30. He was harsh.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Let me talk to him. I'm pretty persuasive.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: I'm like, whoa.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: What kind of a movie is that?
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: I thought it was going to be that kind of movie.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: I would have brought my goat.
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: We already had their goat.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: No need to bring your own goat. There was a
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: goat provided by this movie.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: The fact that we get into that and it kind
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: of rides that out for 20 minutes or so of
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: goofy kids hanging out, even the prank phone calls. So
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: then we cut.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: Little lamest prank phone calls, by the way. Fucking homeworking
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: phone calls is what them were.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: That was a little uncalled for, yeah. As you realize,
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: they're just getting dudes into trouble all day long. And
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: some of them weren't even guys that did anything.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: Bill never saw it coming.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: No.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: Bill has no idea what he's walking into when he
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: gets home.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: He's screwed.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: He is walking into a world of trouble.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: But this also goes to prove just how bored kids
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: were back in the day.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: I mean, it was 65. There was no internet. Holy shit.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: If you had an iPad, those kids would all be distracted.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: This whole shenanigans could have been avoided.
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: Tess would be off playing a video game, and the
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: other two would be watching YouTube videos or making YouTube videos.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know. They'd all be doing their own thing
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: on their own iPad.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: They'd be on Pinterest trying to look up how to
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: do their horror makeup a little bit better.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: At least, I mean. But yeah, the more I watched this,
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, this really was the way that kids
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: operated back in the day because there was nothing to do.
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: I'm not even going to lie. I think me and
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: my cousin Aaron did the same kind of bullshit when
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: we were kids.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: This does not surprise me.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: The tales of Aaron precede him.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know. There were many an afternoon of calling
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: random numbers to very angry people because we'd call the
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: same number over and over and over again.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: Jerks.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: And we would deny. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: I'm looking for Steve. Is Steve there?
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: You just called. No, we didn't call. I swear we
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: didn't call.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You guys actually did that? Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Once again, kids that are not very good at this.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: So this movie isn't that far-fetched.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: We were the worst. We never got any killers that
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: I'm aware of.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: You never know.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: But that's the thing. So we were so knee-deep in
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: the dumb teenage nonsense.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: I feel dumber for having heard their conversations.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: But then we get to the other end of the
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: phone one time, and all of a sudden it's like,
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Horrible murder. It's so dark compared to the nonsense we've
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: just had with the teenagers.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Let's take a second and talk about that lady's ass.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: It was bootylicious.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: My favorite was just that look she gave when she
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: was like, but I have to talk to him. And
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: she just looked at the phone like.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Bitch, I will choke you through this landline.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: I am so sick of this dude anyway.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Let me go get him.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Like.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: In that one look, like, she conveyed so much annoyance,
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: it was pretty impressive.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: And she stormed away, and it's like, damn!
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Misty was all about that ass.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, it was phenomenal. When you think of
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: 60s asses, you think of sad 60s asses. You don't
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: think of, like, it was round.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: But now.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: It was a but now ass.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: Usually when you see people in the 50s and 60s,
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: they were not known for their shapely curves.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: They were kind of flat.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: They were kind of flat, misshapen.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And I think part of that was due to the underwear.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Well, they didn't have the.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: Are you saying this lady was going commando? Is that
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: what you're trying to imply?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Quite possibly.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, no wonder Steve was into her.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: But apparently not for long because she was leaving him.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Well, everybody was kind of a jerk in this movie.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: And crazy.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: Steve, will you rush it up? I want to get
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: my things up.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: You ape. You belong in a cage.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: And you wonder why I'm leaving you.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: You're not jealous.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: You're not that normal. You're insane!
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: No! But that's the thing. It's such a weird tone
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: shift right there. It's like we get to the phone
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: and it cuts to that house and she's screaming at
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: him and he's being a jerk and then within seconds
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: he's murdering her and I'm like, wait, wait, wait. Why
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: are we just sitting on the floor having a peanut
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: butter sandwich? What's going on here? So... That's the part
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: the first time I was just like, what the hell
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: am I watching? Like, it's just so weird.
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: I said that repeatedly throughout the entire movie. What the
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: hell am I watching?
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: And then we haven't even gotten to the star of
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: the movie.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: The goat? We already talked about the goat.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: The second billed star of the movie.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: The dog?
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: The one that probably got this whole movie made. Miss
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: Joan Crawford.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: Her cameo that... got stretched into the title character. She's
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: the main picture on this poster right here. She was
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: the headlining star, and she was in there for, what,
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: maybe 10 minutes tops?
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Eh, it was probably 15, if you cut them all together.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: But there was a stretch of a good 15 minutes
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: where she was really creepy.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: It's pretty bad.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: It's just her in general. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: It's pretty bad when she's out creeping the guy. You
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: just watched murder someone. You're just like, oh, oh, no,
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: you're way all up in his business, lady. Back off.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Just let him murder people in peace. God.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: She had it coming, what happened to her.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: But I mean, before we even got to that, like
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: as she walked in, I was like, what is she wearing?
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: It'd be different if there was some sort of context
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: because it just it looks like evening wear. It looks
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: like she's going out to a fancy ball of some sort,
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: even if you're just talking about the dress. Not to
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: mention the giant chandelier necklace that she's got going on
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: that is just huge that I believe you told me
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: as we were watching.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: I looked up the trivia on the movie as we
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: were watching and apparently she supposedly supplied her entire wardrobe.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Her that dress.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: Her that dress and that jewelry is from her own,
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: it's her own shit.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Haki collection. Mostly just the necklace. The dress might have been,
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: but again, it's like without that necklace, it's a huge
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: neckline area.
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: Maybe she had to wear that necklace to counterbalance the
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: weight of that hair that she had going on there.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: The necklace going forward because the hair was pulling back
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: and without one or.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: The other, it was just going to tip over. It
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: was semi-beehive-y, so yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: But it was beehive-y towards the back. It wasn't like up.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: It wasn't straight up.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: It was rear-facing.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Counterbalanced. Maybe it was.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: It was like an alien head. I don't mean like
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: a Close Encounters alien. I mean like a alien xenomorph head.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of went way back.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: It was really weird when that little head popped out
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: of her mouth.
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: She's always been weird looking. Has she ever been like hot?
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: She always kind of.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: Looked like Joan Crawford. Poor thing.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: But it is funny that this is like the tail
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: end of her career.
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: From what I read, this is also her last American
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: appearance in film. I think she did a couple, from
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: what I read on the internet, she did two more
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: You films after this, but this is her last hurrah
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: for the American film audience, and that's just.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: There's a way to go out in style with Mr.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: William Castle.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: And that necklace.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: But that's the thing. Why is she wearing that? It
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: makes no... Within the context.
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: Of what's going on... Does she wear the gloves in
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: the movie, too? I can't... On the cover, she's wearing
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: the gloves that go with the... And from here, it
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: looks like she's wearing a turban. Is her hair red?
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: It's red, yeah. I can't really tell what's going on.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: No, she's wearing a turban.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: It's black and white. You can't tell what her hair
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: looked like in that.
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: But.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the fact that she's just sort of hanging around
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: her house... in an evening gown and giant necklace. I'm like,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: if she would just come back from some sort of
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: event or something, it would make sense.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: I think that's just what she does.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. It's even more disturbing that Joan
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Crawford just sits around the house wearing this evening gown
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: and necklace. No, because I'm.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Pretty sure that's what Joan Crawford did, not just her
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: character later.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sure.
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure that was the life that Joan Crawford,
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: when she wasn't busy beating her daughter with wire hangers.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Wire hangers. Because it's weird time-wise. You can never really
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: figure out what time it is in this movie anyway.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: Like, as far as the time in the evening?
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the time frame of when it starts. Because even then,
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: like at the beginning when she comes in, I'm like,
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: what time is it? It's not like it's like a,
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: you know, it's different being dressed up all the time.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: Because I made that comment when the dad drops off
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: What's her face? Kid. I'm just like, I'm just driving
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: around town in a full suit. Don't mind me.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: That's what they did.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: I'm an old dude. That's what we do. That's 65.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: But this was like above. It's not like the June Cleaver. Like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: I'm dressed to the nines to make cookies. It's a
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: very different evening look. So I'm like it. it has
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: some sort of reason that you'd be dressed like that,
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: but she's just.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Sitting in her own house.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: I know, drinking. And then, like, okay, at that point,
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: I'm like, well, maybe it wasn't that late. But after
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: he comes back from the Berrien drive, I'm like, it's
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: gotta be 10 o'clock at night. Why are you still
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: wandering around the neighborhood in this dress and giant necklace?
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: It makes no sense. Like, at least put some sweats on,
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: crazy old lady.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: I don't think Joan Crawford owned sweats.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Probably not, but Still, there's got to be some sort
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: of evening attire that's a little more... Comfy? Relaxing.
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: Should I have a comfy bedazzled necklace or anything?
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: You know, you want to put on something to relax
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: in and make yourself a drink and narrate your life. Oh,
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: hold on.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: During its original theatrical release, some theaters installed seatbelts so
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: you couldn't be shocked out of your seat by this film.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: From what? From all the shockiness of their phone calls.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: That creepy peanut butter sandwich.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: Apparently Joan Crawford was paid $ 50, 000 for four days work.
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: William Castle, he knows what he's doing. He got the
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: name on the poster that he wanted.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: $ 50, 000 for four days work?
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: Which is 1965, apparently.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: 1965.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good rate. Yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: But yeah, just her.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: In that.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: Four days worth of work. The fact that everything she
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: does is so weird.
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: She out-creeps the killer.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: I know. Well, it's just like I said, her narrating things.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: She does it. It was so funny.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: I'm going to pour this glass of scotch, and I'm
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: going to pour my... I'm going to join you, and
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: I'm going to have a drink. And I'm going to
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: drink it, and we're going to toast.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you almost feel bad for the killer.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: No, you do.
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: You're like, dude, how did you get hooked up with
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: this bat shit crazy bitch?
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: I was like, you just stabbed what we assumed was
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: the terrible woman in your life. Turns out she was
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: probably the level-headed one, and according to Misty, had a
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: badow ass. Hell yeah, she did. So you killed the
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: more tolerable of the two, and now this crazy old
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: woman who lives next door to you... You're now stuck
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: in a sort of relationship with that we still.
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: She's trying to make out with him right after he
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: fucking gut stabs her. She is, because she leans forward
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: like she's trying to kiss him, and he's just kind
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: of like.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Get off me. Yeah, he kind of revolves his back like, whoa.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Crazy old lady, get off me. Why do you think
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: I stabbed you? You're a crazy old lady. But yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: it is like she's so pushy and so controlling. Literally,
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: I'm in control now.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: She's like trying to blackmail him.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: She literally says that.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: I'm like, really?
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: You want to blackmail the guy that you know just
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: stabbed his soon-to-be ex wife?
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: From either end. As she throws out that scenario, I'm like, wait.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Why do either of you want to be in this
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: relationship right now? First of all, from her perspective, you
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: know he just murdered at least one person. He's a killer.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: This is who you want to get hitched up with?
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: How desperate are you to not be a single 60-year-old woman?
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: But obviously pretty damn desperate. But on top of that,
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: I'm just like from his end, I'm like, she's like,
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: she's you're not even together and she's controlling everything you do.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: So you're OK with even like before the blackmail. I
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: was like, why were you in a relationship with this woman?
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: She's so creepy and on top of you every second
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: of like, what are you doing now? Where are you going?
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: She was so creepy and in his business the whole time.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I'm like, how did it even get to this point?
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: Maybe you got drunk and hooked up one night, but
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: you need to distance yourself from your creepy ass neighbor. Yeah.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah. She had it coming.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Well, we skipped the first murder because we also get
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: a reverse psycho. He's in the shower. He pulls her
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: in and murders her, the fully clothed person in the
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: shower while he's naked. So like five years later, William
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Castle was always kind of like so wanting to be
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: a Hitchcock. So he wanted, that's why he kept gimmicking
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: up his.
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: Tell me she ain't a honey. Come on now.
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: Then he threw her through the shower door.
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: Which really just caused more problems than anything else.
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: That's the chick with the butt.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I can't really tell because she's sitting on it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: At that point, yeah, it's like she was already dead.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: What's the point of throwing her through the shower tonight?
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: You just made a big mess for you to clean up.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: It was glass made out of sugar back then because
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: everything fucking broke like that. Everything was instantaneously. You look
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: at that fucking window wrong.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: It broke. I see you over there gnawing on the
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: glass now.
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: Get off of it.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: We're trying to. Never mind.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: But yeah, the murder scene was all right for. I
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: was disturbed because the angle of the shower head, the
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: water was hitting above where the tile was. I'm like,
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: that's going to lead to mildew and mold. And you're
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: going to end up with black mold and you're going
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: to end up with health issues that are probably not
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: covered by your insurance.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, we would worry if you weren't already
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: a murderous bastard.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: You got that too, I guess.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I mean, that was... Again, it's so aping Hitchcock.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Even the cuts, they have to strategically cut on him, too,
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: because he's naked the whole time. But you still have
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: to get to the point that you can tell that
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: he's actually stabbing her, so they have to keep it
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: context enough that you can see what's going on, but
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: cut back and forth enough that you don't have to
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: look at that weird dude naked.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: But he was so mysterious and sexy.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: Mysterious. That became our running theme the whole time. It's like, Well,
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: you were like, why do these girls think that guy's anything? Like,
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: because he's mysterious.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: Because a lot of times, the people from the 30s
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: and 40s and 50s, they had a different look.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: It's definitely a different look for everybody.
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: At that era.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: And sometimes you go like, I don't understand, because is
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: that supposed to be attractive? I don't, what?
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: Again, there's different criteria when you're a teenage girl in 1965. Basically,
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: all you need is a dude who can drive. And
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: be mysterious. And a deep voice. And not really old
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: like 40. Oh, my God. Gross. Later, they were like, ugh,
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: he's like 40. Gross.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: And then we realized we're over 40. I didn't think
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: about that either.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: I was like, ew. God, he's 40.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, dude, that guy's old.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: That guy's really old.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait a minute.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: This movie's not fun at all now.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: He looked at least like three or four years older
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: than you guys.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: He looked like he was 60.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: Well, that balances out the fact that Joan Crawford looked
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: like she was 80 and she was only 60.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Good Lord, yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: That's what I said. I was like, she does always
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: look like that. Like, she came out when she was
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: 20 looking like she was 45. So, like, it's a
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: sliding scale of looking old.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I mean. She was constantly pawing at him.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she really.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: Like, again, like. The fact that she out-creeps the murderer.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: I know. The whole time you're like, oh, that poor Steve.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: I know he just killed two women, but still.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: When's he going to kill her?
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Come on, just kill her. Just kill her. And he does.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: And you're like, see? That took care of it. Good
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: for you, Steve.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: And he was actually, the guy who played Steve was
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: actually 50 in this, not 40. So you ought to
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: feel a little bit better. Maybe, but not really.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Ew, really old. Like 23. Oh my God.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: My favorite one is the, ew, you're like somebody's dad.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: What? Yeah, actually. Dilf, is that a thing?
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: Hold on. Here's one of his quotes from, this is
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: not at all related to the movie. At age 45,
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: on his affair with 16-year-old Tuesday Weld, if there wasn't
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: such a difference in our ages, I'd have asked her
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: to marry me. That and her mother are the only
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: things that stop me.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, and her mother with a shotgun are really the
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: only thing that stopped our loving relationship.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: He was 45, she was 16.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, good lord, that's too young.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: That seems fine.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: It was Tuesday Weld, though she was gorgeous.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Who's Tuesday Weld?
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: She was in an Elvis movie. That's what I like
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: to think.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: I don't remember.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: She was really pretty. I'll look her up.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look her up, because I don't feel like looking
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: her up.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, she was like a cute kind of pretty.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: She was like, you probably won't think she's cute. I'll
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: find a good picture. None of these are good pictures.
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: She's really cute, but none of these are good pictures
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: of her.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: Well, you're not going to think she's cute because she's blonde.
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: You usually don't like blondes.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: It depends.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: I think she's adorable.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, but she's 16.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: I don't know if she's 16 in this picture.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's okay.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: She's all right.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: I like my girls to at least have maybe a job.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: She had a job.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: She was acting.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And a car.
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: She might have had a car.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Be old enough to vote.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: How can I freeload off her if she doesn't have
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: a job? I'm going to crash on your couch for
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: the next year. A little bit of responsibilities. Is that okay?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: You know? Me and one of my buddies had a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: discussion about this a couple days ago. Just about maybe.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's just us as far as not really going
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: after really young girls just because they're.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Generally kind of annoying.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: You go after old ladies like me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: You're not. I was still younger than me. But, uh, yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Gotta have your own job. Maybe a house. House would
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: be cool. Checking count.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: I'm fine with 16-year-old Tuesday. Well, if that's a, I mean,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: if you can hook that up, but I feel like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: that's not gonna work out these days.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: Not gonna happen. So, we didn't really get into, um,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: The Viking pirate.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: The Viking pirate. I was like, so like, what? I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: don't even... Leaf Erickson? Isn't that like a... Wasn't that
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: a Viking? Or was that like.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: He was a discoverer.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: Is he related to Leaf Garrett?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: A young Leaf Garrett. Yeah, for some reason we decided
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: that it wasn't just that he was a Viking. Somehow
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: he was also a pirate. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I don't remember how that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Viking pirate.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: And that's all the name and I'm like, it's like
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: a pirate but from like Viking times, yeah.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: She just kind of muddled.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: It all together.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: I'm like, if there can be vampires, there can be
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: Viking pirates or something like that. It's been a long
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: day and I've had a lot of candy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: What do you want?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: Apparently, Leif Erikson was in a lot of movies.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: Wouldn't you be if your name was Leif Erikson?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: I wonder what his real name is. It sounds fake.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: It is fake.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: What's his name?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: William Y. Wycliffe.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I was going to say Fred Williamson, but.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: I think that one's taken.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fred Williamson.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: Leif Erikson is Fred Williamson. As.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: I have a question.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Raise your hand. Misty?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: What the fuck was that? Was that the barn door?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Ghost barn door?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: They didn't really get into the barn door being always
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: just slamming by.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Itself yeah it'd be different if it like was one
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: like they set it up so that you watched it
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: do a kind of normal like oh that door just
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: sort of closes on its own and it sticks or
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: like some level because the barn's on a hill but
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: like it specifically saying like it slammed closed like it
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: was an episode of scooby-doo and.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: I can understand i can understand almost if the door
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: opened outward where the wind could catch it and blow
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: it shut but the door opened inward.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: And a pony pushed it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: You don't blame Gypsy for this. Gypsy had nothing to
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: do with that door. And they would even reference the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: door and then it would slam shut. And I'm like,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: what the fuck just happened? Is there a ghost in
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: this barn that we don't know about? What the hell
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: is going on?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: No, the door is one of the characters.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: Ghost barn.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: That was one thing that kind of bugged me. I'm like,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: are they going to go somewhere else with this? Is
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: there going to have a supernatural door element?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's just so that you know that the door slammed.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: locks itself.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: But why?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: What was the point of the door shutting?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Absolutely no point.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: I mean, the most we could come up with is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: the kid couldn't get out of the barn when they
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: were looking for her because the door was stuck.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because when you have a bad dream and you're scared,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: what you want to do, you run outside to the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: edge of the field.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: Through the woods.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: Through the woods in an old creepy barn where the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: door slams shut and you hang.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Out with a horse.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: Gypsy will protect you.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: In the dark. With no flashlight.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: That kid was normal.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Normal.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: She's totally normal.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: That kid was stupid.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: As her sister told her frequently throughout the movie.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're stupid. Idiot.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Idiot. Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I also liked while we're out there in that
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: creepy barn, the creepy fog was pretty awesome.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one that just kind of sat there.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I think the house made the fog.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, you did?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: It just kind of rolled out from the house, yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: There was a lot of creepy fog in this movie,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: I have to say. The whole second half became lots
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: and lots of creepy fog, and I'm okay with that.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: It's built right underneath Joan Crawford.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: Right there, yeah. A film by William Castle starring Joan
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Crawford and Creepy Fog.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: And Gypsy the Horse.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: Special guest appearance by Ghost Door.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: Did the fog close the door? Is that what happened?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: It might have been. Maybe this was like a precursor
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: to the fog. Like it was ghost vikings that were
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: hiding in the fog.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord. That was such a mess.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: These kids are just stupid.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Everything about these girls was stupid.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: It was stupid.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I was actually sad that they didn't get killed.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: I kept waiting. I'm like, please, please. If there is
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: a reason for me to watch this movie, it will
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: be complete knowing that one of these girls has been murdered.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: And I'll be damned.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: It never happened.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I'll root for Steve. Kill them all.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: That was the thing. As we got towards the end,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: I was like, Steve seems pretty level-headed for a murderer.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: As he came and brought the thing back, and then
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: he realized, oh, it is just dumb kids playing a prank,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: and they really don't know what I did. He was
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: just like, well... All right, I guess there's no point
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: in telling your parents over just a silly prank. So
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: you stay off the phone, kid.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: I like his no use turning this into a federal case.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: He really became pretty cool. Not only was he the adult,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: but he was the cool adult that was kind of
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: going to let stuff slide. He's like, all right, you
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: rascally kids, you just stay out of trouble then. And
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: then had she just shut her mouth, that would have
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: been the end of it. He just would have left.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: But then- She had to get on the phone and
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: go be like, wait a minute, the one 40-year-old dude
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: in the county probably killed somebody.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: The one tallish 40-year-old dark-haired man in all the world.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: There's only one.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: And I turned around and tried to call the operator.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: Hello, operator, give me the cops.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: With the open window that's made of, like, fucking.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: Seriously, he barely touched. The thinnest glass. He barely touched
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: that window.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: But the funny thing is, he still had a really
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: hard time getting in the window.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: He almost fell. It looks like he tried.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: To get in and fell out.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: The frame was trying to attack him.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: It was like the whole frame fell off at once.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: I'm like, who hung that up, Dad? Should we barracks
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: and put.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: That up there?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: That makes sense, because the damn doors broke, too.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: The goat hung the window up.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: And then she's trying to sneak around from the guy,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: you know, the normal... The killer's out there. The killer's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: out there. You know he's out there.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Where are you?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 8: Tess!
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: Quick!
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: Get to the car!
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: Nobody can see me or hear my big, loud yelling.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: The fog muffled it for her.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: The more, by the end, again, I was like, no.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, as much as your comment is they're stupid, yes,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: they are. But I'm like, this is kind of the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: stupid shit kids did. And still do. Now it's just
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: a little more complicated because now kids would just knife people.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know. They would just be way more horrible.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: I feel like I did a lot of stupid stuff.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying I don't do it now, but We
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: did a lot of dumb stuff when we were kids.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I did dumb stuff, but.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: It wasn't to this degree. Well, you couldn't do this
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: level of dumb shit now because everybody has caller ID.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: I guess you could find a way to block your
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: number or anything. But most kids today that would do
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: stupid stuff like this to begin with aren't smart enough
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: to block their own number.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, again, this image just hit me. Me and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: one of these kids that lived on my street that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: would have been another idiot kid were trying to figure
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: out which houses on the street were haunted. Again, I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: can see my influence of Scooby-Doo. But, so, there were
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: several of them that we had decided were haunted houses.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: But one of them was, like, the next street over,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: there was this huge old house. It really probably was, like,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: the house that owned all the land around it at
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: one time. Because it was, like, five times bigger than
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: all the other houses around it. But it was.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Didn't you take me by there one time?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: Like, a long... Now it's condos. Big surprise. But probably, yeah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: it was, like, a really cool old house. And it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: was way bigger than the rest. So that one was
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: definitely the main haunted house.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: Not just once, like, repeatedly, we would go over there
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: by ourselves, like, I don't know where my parents thought
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: I was supposed to be, hell if I know. Again, now,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: helicopter parents are all over their kids, but I just
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: went out and played, and I was gone.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: So, I was a street over, sneaking around their house,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: mind you, in the middle.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: Of the day.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Like, we were just like, let's go see what's back
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: behind the house, and like. If I looked out now
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: and there were kids running through my backyard, it's okay
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: to shoot them, right? Because I'm pretty sure that's how
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: that would go down now, but.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: You'd at least have the BB gun.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: We were all over their property.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: That's why I got the airsoft, so I can't kill anybody.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying, though. I'm like, we did a
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: lot of stupid stuff.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: We did the same thing when.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: We were kids. Yeah, just for the sake of... We
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: were kids and we were dumb and we were bored.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: We'd go exploring on the property of the Coon Hunters Club.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Good idea.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: They seem level-headed.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we'd go out there. Because we lived out in
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: the woods. We lived on the country. So it's like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: we were on everybody's property.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: All the time. When you're a kid, you're dumb. You
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: just do stupid shit like that. It was different when
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: we were kids. We could do stuff like that.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: They're even more beyond your years.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I've got shot at by rock salt a couple times.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: Are you a demon?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: No, that's what farmers used to load their shotguns with,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: rock salt.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: And that's what Sam and Dean shoot demons with.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: They would shoot you.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: You might be a demon.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't kill you. It would hurt like hell.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: It would hurt like fucking hell, and you would stay
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: off their fucking property. But when we were kids, we
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: used to do that shit, because we were ninjas.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: This is the 80s now. You obviously were a child
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: of the 80s.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: We got swept up in the huge ninja craze.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: Ninja mania. Me and Aaron would sit on the side
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: of the road and throw pebbles at cars as they
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: would go by.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You guys are cool.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: And moon churches.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was Aaron. Aaron mooned the church. Because there
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: was one car that came back after us after Aaron
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: threw a slightly bigger than a pebble at it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: It was a boulder.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: We ended up hiding in like the, I don't know if...
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: If you remember going out towards Grandma's house, there would
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: be like these culverts that went underneath the road.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: Did you guys hide in a culvert? We did.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Because you could hear them like yelling for us from
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: the road. I'm like, God, how did we not get
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: hurt at some point? Yeah, my cousin Erin did move
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: in the church once.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: That was a small church.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: It was a tiny church. It was like, Smaller than
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 7: our house, probably. Yeah. Because, like, the podium's faced. There's
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: a fire and brimstone.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, paint me an image. It's one of those old-fashioned
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: Southern Baptist one-room churches that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not very big.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: Maybe enough to seat, what, like 20 people?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: 30 people?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: Maybe. It's tiny.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: And it's like.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Doors were open.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: And it's like... The pulpit. Is it a pulpit?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the pulpit.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: And she's right there preaching, and I'm like, this isn't
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: a big neighborhood. She's going to know who that is.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: They know who those two troublemaking kids that throw rocks
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: at their cars are anyway.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: And for him to just walk up there, moaned her
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: right in the middle of the service, and then we
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: ran off giggling like, they're never going to know who
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: it was.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: Giggling teenagers. We had a lot of that in this movie.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: I'm not even sure we were teenagers yet at this point. Yeah,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: good times.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: People do stupid things. I was thinking some of the
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: stuff I did when I wasn't even a kid anymore. Like,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: I had a job, and I'm thinking of some of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: this stupid shit. When we went investigating the sewer system. Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: that's really stupid, by the way. Don't do that.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 8: Stuff I was doing would put me on a terrorist
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: watch list for all the crap that I blew up.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, we were making.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: bombs, rockets, RC bombs, all kinds of stuff.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: You set a field on fire?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I set a field on fire one time. Yeah, that
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: was crazy.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: But we were, this is like a pre-9-11, you could
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: do this stuff.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, could you?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: Could you now?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Obviously you could.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: No, we could because like, we were blowing stuff up.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Is this stuff you're going to want the world to know?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Ah, they don't care.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: You know, this happened a long time ago when I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 8: was doing this dumb kid stuff. Yeah, dumb kid stuff.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: This isn't firecrackers now. This is, like taking tree stump
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: remover and making full-on bombs. But to give you an
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: idea of the time period, we were blowing stuff up
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: in the backyard. I think three houses down from my
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: friend's house, there was a cop that worked night shift.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Woke him up out of a dead sleep.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: He comes outside and goes, what the fuck are you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: kids doing?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: We're out there.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: We're like, we're making bombs. We're blowing stuff up.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: And he was like, just shook his head. And he goes, kids,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: just don't hurt yourselves.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: And then he went back to sleep.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: Ah, the 80s.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Ah, the 80s. We set the creek on fire. I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: remember that.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: Did you put anything in it, or was it already
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: so poisoned with chemicals that it just lit?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: We dumped a lot of gasoline in the creek and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: then set it on fire.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: And now the EPA is.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Very socially conscious of you.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Socially conscious. There was no such thing back then.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: Obviously not. They were building a house two doors down
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: from where my grandma lived, and all they had was
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: the frame and the foundation, and Aaron went in there
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: and pooped. Right in the middle of the floor.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: He was a classy, classy boy.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: Somebody probably thought it was a dog or something.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Like, look at that big dog turd.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: The chances are he went and got some, like, leaves
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: and spelled words in it or something.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: This dog can spell!
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: Holy shit, literally.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: Here's the reason I'm the only one that survived my childhood.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: That's true.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: It's the sad thing. Because you're normal.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: I'm not the one eating weird caramel corn with cheese.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: My mom made.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: This. Chocolate, nuts, caramel corn, cheese.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: And white cheddar cheese that's in it. I love my
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: mom to death.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: But sometimes she makes some really weird foods.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: You were gifted this for the holidays.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: I'm surprised this doesn't have hot peppers in it.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: You just haven't gotten to that piece yet.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I haven't gotten to that piece yet.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: It's caramel corn.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: I think any nuts that were left over in the cupboard.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: Cause there's peanuts, cashews, almonds.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: Um, I like the look of what the fuck is that?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: I'm not sure what this is. It's a chunk of something.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: There was a piece of chocolate in here.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: White cheddar Cheez-Its.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: One of these things is not like the other.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: All of these things are not like the other.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: I was like, what is this?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: It's chocolate.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: At least most of these things I can kind of
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: see together, like the caramel corn and the nuts and
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: the chocolate and maybe. The cheddar cheese, the cheese, it's not.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: So much, actually, no.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: The taste does not blend. Because I thought, I was like,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: you know what? I'll give my mom the benefit of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: the doubt.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: Maybe she knows something you don't know. Maybe she knows
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: a secret.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: Maybe she knows something that I do not know.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: Sweet and savory mixture is going to come together and
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: you won't believe it.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: Well, no, Thai food is a lot like that because
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: it's like, there's a lot of hot and You know,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: sweet and sour and spicy and, you know, a lot
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: of that stuff goes on.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: And it works.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: How about this? Does this work? Does this work? Is
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: this good? Is it delicious?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: This is like an AMC pacer. It looks good on paper.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: No, it doesn't. There's no way that even.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't even look good on paper.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: Well, again, look at your face. It doesn't look good.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: It looks like it might be functional as a thing.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, this might work.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: This bowl might be a snack.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: This might work.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: I could eat it. Yeah. And then you get midway in,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: you're like, no. No.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It's not working.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: Something ain't working.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: Which reminds me, what was peanut butter in 65 beta?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: Because it was really smeary and gross looking.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 6: I think she'd already pre-mixed it with the jelly.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, is that what it was?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 6: It was a very smeary jelly.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: She didn't mention it being jelly. She just said she
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: had a peanut butter sandwich.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: It could be like.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: I think she did bring up peanut butter and jelly.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Think about it. Think about it. Peanut butter. Okay.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: You know the peanut butter that I get. It's natural
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: peanut butter. It's not processed peanut butter. So in the 60s,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: it was probably natural peanut butter. They probably had the
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 8: oils and shit like in it. And it was real runny.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: That's the way my peanut butter is.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure there were two jars sitting out that
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: second time she was in the kitchen making this up one.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: She was getting peanut butter and jelly that time.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: Because I was trying to tie it back into the movie. Oh,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: now you look even more confused. Was there something else
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: in there? Did you find the hot peppers?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I think this is peanut butter.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: Speaking of, what are the odds you just hit a
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: chunk of peanut butter in your... Fiddle faddle.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: I don't even know if I want to call it
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: fiddle faddle.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: Fiddle faddle cracker dip?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: DIY fiddle faddle. How do you even make peanut butter
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: chunk itself?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Just be thankful.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: And that's milk chocolate.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: Just be thankful you're not eating those fruitcake cookies in
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: front of me.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: We're saving those for you.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: My mom is under the assumption that everybody loves fruitcake.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: I thought we all decided as a country we all
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: hate fruitcake, and we don't ever eat it. We just
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: re-gift it to other people and then, like, laugh to ourselves.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: She didn't get that memo.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: We really should send that back around. She doesn't understand
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 8: the concept of, you know, oh, fruitcake.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, send it to the Johnsons.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 7: Great. He knows you want one. There's a whole bag
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: of them right there. Fruity deliciousness.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: It might not be fruitcake.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: What might it be then?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: It could be gummy bears.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't put it past your mom to make gummy
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: bear cookies.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: You would be. Having just made weird cookies, I don't
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: know that gummy bears are going to work very well
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: in cookies.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: Will they maintain their consistency?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: Probably not. I feel like they're going to melt and
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: be a big gooey mess and screw up your batter.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: Stick with the Wookiee Cookies.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: No, mine and my mom, because they live out in
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: the middle of nowhere. So instead of going to the store,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: she'll look around in the cupboard and go, oh, this
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: will make a good cookie.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: Speaking of that, once again, as soon as I got
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: to this movie, I was just like, what the.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: Hell does this guy do?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: Because that's a nice ass house out in the middle
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: of nowhere. Like it's. 15 minutes for her just to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: describe the directions on how to get there, but I'm like, that.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: And this girl was not taking notes, so there's no
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: way that she could have got there.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: That's why I was like, just Google Maps it.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: Well, it must have been something big because he had
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: to drive.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: 90 minutes? No, it was longer than that, wasn't it?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: No, he said it was an hour away.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah. They went 90 minutes to go just to hang
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: out with their friends.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he went to a business meeting.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: But it was business and pleasure.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 7: Is that what they spent the night?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: Swingers. Swingers.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 7: Is that what that was?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: That's why they were upset that these damn kids were
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: interrupting their evening out. Oh, ew.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: Parents doing it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: 60s, key party.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: This was the 60s. Mm-hmm. Those are the most buttoned
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: down people I've ever seen. This was the least interesting
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 6: key party ever.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 7: I bet Joan Crawford was a swinger.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sure she was. Just based on her weird
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: performance here.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: My friend's parents were into that.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: The key parties and swapping and stuff.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: Swinging.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Swinging.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: Back in the late 70s, early 80s. Of course, I
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: knew it, but he didn't know it because we were
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 8: at that age where I kind of already knew about
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: sex and stuff like that, and he was still kind
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 8: of like, you know.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: Oblivious.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Oblivious. He was still Tonka Trucks and Go-Bots.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: Amen to his bliss.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 8: What's this weird keychain that my parents got, you know?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Guys playing leapfrog.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: Don't ask any questions, Tommy. Don't ask any questions.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: It's not what they're doing.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: Mommy and Daddy have a special photo album that I'm
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: not allowed to look at.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: It's all their friends. Girls.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm pretty sure he turned out to be a
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: serial killer, so.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: Well, you got that going for you.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 7: Your friend or the.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: My friend.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, it was. Judy.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: No names.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 7: Beep it out.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: Tommy.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: Judy. Judy. No name.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: He might actually be a serial killer, for real.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: That really is our bleep, by the way.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: No, no, for realsies, he might be, because, like, last
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: I heard, he was, one of my friends was one
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: of his instructors in college, and he was telling me that,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: my friend that was his instructor was telling me that
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: he was following girls home.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: He's just making sure they got home safe.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: All the way to Bardstown, Kentucky.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: He's like a guardian angel.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Drives like two hours out of his way.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: He's a creepy guardian angel.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: That shows up at their places of work.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: He's just thorough.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Creepy guardian angel.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: Good times.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: So, I like that in the end we get lessons.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: We do.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 7: Don't mess around with the phone.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: You kids stay off the phone. And quit your screwing around.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Stay out of my damn yard.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: Get your act together, and then you can grow up
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: and get a job like your dumb parents.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: I like how it's like they just survived this incident.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 7: She's in the middle of getting choked. Spoiler alert. This
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: movie's from 1965. If you haven't seen it, whatever. He's
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: in the car choking her, and he gets shot. And
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: it's all like, ah! And then they start laughing. Because
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: they've learned their lesson. Oh, we'll never use the phone again.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 8: And then the happy music kicks in.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: It does, like, instantly. I'm like, what the?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: Meanwhile, you just about got your fucking life snuffed out.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: The bad guy's in the backseat bleeding out from a
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: gunshot wound in your car.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: You know, but all, you know, hunky-dory.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 7: Because we're never going to use that phone again.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Daggone it.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: I'm like, that's really how you're going to end this?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: With them giggling like a bunch of little school girls?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: They are a bunch of little school girls that learned
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: their lesson. Oh, my God. To not go peeping in
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: weirdos' windows?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Everybody was kind of a weird peeper
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: in this movie.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: She was.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: Everybody was.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: The girl was when she got to his house, and
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: then he was when he got there, and Joan was
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: peeping on him the whole damn movie. Every scene that
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: she was in, which was one and a half, She
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: was peeping on that dude.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 7: Libby was the worst peeper, by the way. She was
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: knocking shit over. Then getting accosted by crazy-ass Joan Crawford.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 7: You little tramp.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: But Tess was a good hider.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: Not really. She was a shitty hider. I want to
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: hide in this closet, and then as soon as he
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: turns around, I'm going to peek back past him. I'm
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: going to make him back and hang out here.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: That was the best shot of the movie, probably. That
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: weird forced perspective deal of, like, except, like, Tess is
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: staring at the camera the whole time. Which I was, like,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: trying to decide, was that on purpose, or was he
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: just not paying attention?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: Are you dying?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: Maybe.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: Do you need some peanut butter? Whatever the fuck that is.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: There's some peanut butter brittle. There's peanut brittle up there, too.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: That might kill somebody.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: If you can put weird stuff in the peanut brittle.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: Is there jelly in there?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: No. That would save you a step. There's chocolate.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: Is there any Cheez-Its in.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: The peanut brittle?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: And almonds, I think.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: Here's a Dorito.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 7: Mine's got egg in it. Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: I found a nickel.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: Here's a rock in mine.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy there weren't a lot of Cheez-Its in
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: You got some of mine that.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: Looks Cheez-It free.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: No, yours is Cheez-It free.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, I don't deserve Cheez-Its? Is that what you're telling me?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: No, she knows you're.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: Not as daring as I am. You're not as open
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: to the experience.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 7: Of Cheez-Its.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Of Cheez-Its and your fiddle fowl.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: Man, you're really a swinger.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: You're a food swinger.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Milk chocolate and peanut butter.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: You got some on your lip.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: And popcorn.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: What the hell was that?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that taste was.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: What a wonderful new taste you've created.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: So, anything else to pass along about this fine film
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: that we've decided to go with? This is a creepy
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: poster here.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 7: Judging by that poster, none of that stuff happened.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: They hold a phone at one point.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 7: There were no people in phones.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: This girl right here that doesn't look anything like her
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: is getting strangled, which did happen.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: Let me see this.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: There are eyeballs.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 8: For a couple seconds.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: People have eyeballs.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: None of those eyeballs look familiar.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: It does not look anything like Libby, though, does it?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: It looks like Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: She can get strangled. Yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 7: She kind of got to come in. She's a bitch.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 6: But Marianne is awesome.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: She looks like Tina Louise, but she's not Tina Louise.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look right.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: She doesn't look like a small child. Well, not really small.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: She's like a teenager played by a 40-year-old.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: Ew, gross.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: 40.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: Well, she's got man hands, too.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: Dude, I'd be pissed.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Fucking calling up here.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: Causing problems.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Getting you in trouble over stupid shit.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, can you imagine the amount of trouble you would
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 7: be in if your fake girlfriend... Hi, is Jay there?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: He's so mysterious. You got the right dude.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Pissed off.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: Did he threaten to stab you? Because that's more.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: Accurate, actually.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Shit pisses me off. It's like one of my friends
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: posted this fucking video, okay? I like car stuff, you know?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: And so he posted this video. It was supposed to be...
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 8: exhaust system on a hot rod. And it was like,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 8: turn it up, because it sounds awesome when he opens
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: the baffles.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hell yeah, man. I had baffles
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: on my hot rod. I want to hear it.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Is there a screaming ghost?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: No, it was.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: I hate those videos so much.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worse. It's the car, and it's like.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: And then he goes to open the baffles, and you're
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 8: waiting for this awesome exhaust note.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: And it's... Some.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: Girl who's... I'd say a moaning whore.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: A moaning whore, yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: Probably a screaming orgasm is what it is, basically. So
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: you've got your.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 6: So you're fucking a car. That's hot.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 8: Basically, you're listening to the car, so I'm hearing engine
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: noises and then Misty in the other room is hearing.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 7: What are you listening to?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: Are you watching porn?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 8: I'm like, no.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, but that's not the point.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Not that kind of porn, damn it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 7: It's usually gun porn or car porn, motorcycle porn.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: You might be doing it wrong. So this is why
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: they invented caller ID.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: What's that callback thing?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: Internet. What is that?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: It used to be able to like Star 69.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: Is that what it was?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: 6ix9ine would call back?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: That's it. Say we roll on out on Star 69
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: and get out of here.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: Because i think that's i think that's my takeaway with
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: this movie is it's it's cheesy and somehow because it's
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 6: 1965 it's more charming Charming, really? Yeah. Again, that's why
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: I like the creepy fog and the cheesy William Castle direction.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: Modern movies that are bad just get on my nerves
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: and I can't handle them. But something about older bad
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: movies or arguably bad movies, there's just something fun about
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: them that I'm on board with. I think that's my takeaway.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: And you loved it.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: I'm still not really sure how I feel about this movie.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 7: There are a lot of movies around the same time
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: that came out in the same genre that I enjoyed
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  Speaker 7: way more than this movie.
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  Speaker 6: I would also agree with that. But this one's fun
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  Speaker 6: because it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 7: I like that she kept calling her sister stupid. That
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  Speaker 7: part was pretty fun too. The whole thing about the
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  Speaker 7: sister insisting that she's normal was probably the highlight of
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  Speaker 7: the film. And knowing how much I dislike kids, that
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  Speaker 7: tells you something.
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  Speaker 6: It's also because you're normal. You're totally normal.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for joining us on this fine I Saw
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  Speaker 6: What You Did episode. Otherwise, that about does it. We
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  Speaker 6: will return next time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 7: I saw what.
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  Speaker 6: You did, and I know your name.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm sorry, baby, but I'm giving you the blame.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you go on lying.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to.
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  Speaker 7: Put me down.
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  Speaker 3: Just because you love a man, and when I run
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  Speaker 3: around crying.
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  Speaker 2: I can't understand it.
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  Speaker 6: You put up a fight.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want your man to walk the streets at night.
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  Speaker 6: I just gotta watch.
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  Speaker 7: Till you say it again.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm nobody's fool. And I know your name. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I know your name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're cool now Yeah, I'm putting it
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  Speaker 2: on the line I've made some.
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  Speaker 7: Mistakes now I've got a decision in my mind But
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  Speaker 7: I feel.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry for you So I try.
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  Speaker 2: And explain Yes, I saw what you.
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  Speaker 7: Did Anything else on your colon paper?
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  Speaker 6: How?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 1: Colon pal.
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  Speaker 7: That's horrible.
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  Speaker 6: You gave me colon paper. I did.
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  Speaker 7: Thank the health fair.
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  Speaker 7: Talk hard!