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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 54 · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  All right, Hammer and Hank, I just pressed the
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  recording button. If I hit the music. Oh, that
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  was me getting a text. If I hit the music, would
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  you be ready? Oh, no. Here we go with the audio.
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  You're listening to The Hammer and Hank Show
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  with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Legend on the
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  airwaves free. Autistic kingpin. Cali's hard
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  OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need. Doghouse
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  days. Laying down the cream. Too legit to quit.
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  Hammond and Hank on fire. Mike in hand. Lifeline
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  and wire. Radio beast ain't showing no tire.
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  Underdog champion. Always going higher. Wild
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  like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airwaves rocking.
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  What's up, Hank? How are you? How you doing,
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  buddy? Doing good. How has your week been? Busy.
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  What you been up to? I've been invited to see
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  the national anthem at the San Jose Giants game
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  on July 21st. They'll be playing the Ontario
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  baseball team. Was this what you wanted to? Yes.
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  Good job, Hank. You manifested it. Thank you,
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  buddy. Proud of you. On a scale of 1 to 10, how
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  excited were you when you found out? A what?
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  A 10. Hell yeah. We're going to fight through
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  that connection of the audio today. We got this.
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  If my grandpa can fight through World War II,
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  I can fight through audio. Hammer and Hank, what
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  are your radio memories of the week? Well, during
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  a trip to Modesto in 1992, I visited a radio
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  station called KTRB. What was that like? What
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  was that like? It was a good experience. I got
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  a sales kit and I met Jim Fannin who knew the
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  lyric Strauss. You are so well connected. Thank
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  you, buddy. You're killing it out there. Do you
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  have any other radio memories? Also in 1992,
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  I visited a radio station called FM 104 KHOP.
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  Hell yeah. You have it memorized. Was that a
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  good experience in your life? I took it to the
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  station. Was that a good memory in your life?
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  Yes. That's good. I'm glad you have good memories.
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  Do you have any other radio memories this week?
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  That's it for this week. All right, Hank. I'm
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  in a little bit of a grumpy mood. I'm going to
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  hit the music. Cheer me up with the jokes, okay?
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  Okay, buddy. All right, Hank, what do you got
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  for the jokes? Why did I open my bank app so
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  carefully? Why? Because I had to prepare for
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  disappointment. Why do I keep buying snacks at
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  the gas station? Why? Because apparently every
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  road trip needs a financial mistake. Oh, yeah.
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  Why do I sit in my car after I park? Why? Because
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  I need a few minutes to mentally arrive. Oh,
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  jeez. Why do I say I'm just resting my eyes?
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  Why? Because I accidentally took a nap sounds
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  irresponsible. Why do I walk around the grocery
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  store aimlessly? Why? Because I forgot what I
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  came in for the second I entered. Why do I always
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  check my pockets before leaving? Why? Because
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  one missing item can ruin the whole day. Oh wow!
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  Why do I love that condition so much? Why? Because
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  stepping outside in Florida feels like opening
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  an oven. It really does. Why do I pretend I know
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  how to fix things? Why? Because watching one
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  YouTube video made me overconfident. Why do I
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  always start watching videos before bed? Why?
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  Because nothing sets good Steve's schedule like
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  a 2 a .m. rabbit hole. And finally, why do I
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  get excited when plans get canceled? Why? Because
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  my couch never disappointed me. And that's it
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  for the jokes of this week. Oh, Hanky, you can't
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  hear it because it's on this side of the board,
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  but we have church music going on. What's happening?
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  Yes, because we had a guest speaker last Sunday.
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  Who is the guest speaker? It was pretty good.
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  He talked about the birth of Christ. Yeah. And
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  the attributes of Jesus. Yeah. How to respect
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  people more. It is. And also how to be a better
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  person. That's something we can always work on.
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  Thank you, buddy. Is there anything else from
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  church? That's it. All right. There's that. Hammer
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  and Hank, how was it at the San Francisco Giants
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  game? It was pretty good. How was it? I got to
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  see the Giants take on the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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  Who won? Unfortunately, the Diamondbacks did.
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  3 -2. How are the Giants nowadays? They suck
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  on the field this year. Yeah, I remember when
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  they were good, like 15. They don't know how
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  to hit. They don't know how to score runs. They
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  better get it together. You got to be able to
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  do both. They're definitely slipping right now.
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  They don't want to slip. Unless it's into a side
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  check. I have her in Hank. Any other memories
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  from that baseball game? That's it. Except for
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  the San Francisco Children's Choir singing the
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  national anthem. All right. So Hammer and Hank,
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  today is Thursday, May 28th. Tonight, the Thunder
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  and Spurs play for game six. If the Thunder win,
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  they go to the finals. Hammer and Hank. I hate
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  the Thunder. I hate them too. They're little
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  bitch -ass floppers. But I was hoping San Antonio
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  could win tonight and on Saturday. Teresa and
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  me finals against the New York Knicks. And I
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  picked the New York Knicks and won it all. Hell
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  yeah. Jalen Brunson is what Derrick Rose should
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  have been. On Hammer and Ink. What do you think
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  of Draymond Green on TV? He sucks. I asked that
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  just for that response. Why does he suck a T?
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  Because if he sucks on the basketball court,
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  he definitely sucks on TV. There's some good
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  logic there. Can't take it away from you. Hey,
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  Renick, if I hit the music, are you ready for
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  a trivia? Yes. Let's go. Turn on the show with
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  Henry and Ryan. Hot trivia questions. Yeah, no
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  lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's
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  flying. They asking those questions. Got my brain
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  fresh. Alright, what do we have in trivia, Hank?
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  The big hip -hop record changes back in the mid
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  -90s. Tupac! That's correct. I did it! Yeah?
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  The number one hit record, Sing, back in 1973.
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  Sing. Doobie Brothers. The Carpenters. Yeah,
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  I've heard of them. And that's it for trivia
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  for this week. What I'm going to do for you is
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  I'm going to hit the music because I want to
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  start with some positivity. We're going to hit
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  the music for buddy of the week, okay? Okay.
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  Let me do it. Let me turn it up in the club so
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  all the bitches can hear it. Alright, hey, who's
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  your buddy, Eric? It's me, Miguel. And also,
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  everyone in the San Jose Giants organization
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  for inviting me to see the National Anthem at
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  their game on July 21st. Who was the first name
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  he said? Miguel? Miguel, yep. Nice. Hank. And
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  everyone in the San Jose Giants organization.
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  I can't wait to hear the opposite of this. Time
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  for Prick in the News. Let me hit the music.
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  Ah, hey, cuz you're pricking the news! The Iranian
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  government for allowing this stupid war to continue.
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  Hank, we've been recording for 11 minutes and
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  11 seconds. Make a wish. My wish is to do a good
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  job seeing the national anthem and also for the
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  war to end. Hell yeah, you got it. Anything else,
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  Hank? Why do you get when you keep on oxygen
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  and gas? I don't know, fart. Cigarette smoke.
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  Anything else in your cranium, in your brain,
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  in your mind? Hopefully. I'm also invited to
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  see the National Anthem at the Minister Ocher's
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  game. Man. June 17th. You are just, you know,
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  going from stadium to stadium, doing your thing,
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  Hank. You're just going out there, killing it
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  in life. Thank you. You're welcome. We got a
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  comment here from Lisa G who says, I have been
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  a fan of Hammer and Hank since Manicow's Morning
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  Madhouse. Keep up the good work. Also from Jeff
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  G, it says, Hammer and Hank, you always do well
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  at all your national anthems. We're proud of
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  you in the Bay Area. Thank you, buddy. You're
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  welcome. Have a run, Hank. Is there anything
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  else on your mind? I should do it for this week.
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  Oh, wow. This is a shorter show, but sometimes
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  you don't need to go all in. You can have a little
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  shorter show. All right. I'll say what's up to
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  all my buddies out there. I love yous very, very
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  much and hope to see you guys here next week.
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  Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank. Peace in your
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  head. Goodbye. And there Hank goes. On Zoom!
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  Ha. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yeah. Yo. Mike Crackle. Hammering
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  Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than
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  a bone chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the
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  hops. Ryan Hopp in the spot. Radio Wave. It's
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  hitting hard like a chef with a pot. Stop, I'm
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  not amplified Hammer and Hank, forever immortalized
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  Farewell, Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the
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  show Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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  to flow Autism warrior, always running the glow
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  But all good things gotta let the curtain go
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  slow Radio go, never ghost, he a host with the
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  sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt, lightning never
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  lost Puzzle piece crown, man, this dude was the
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  boss City Mr. Voice, that's the ultimate cause
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  farewell hammer and hank gotta close up the show
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  legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow
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  autism warrior always running the glow but all
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  good things gotta let the curtain go slow radio
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  gate never goes he a host with the sauce henry
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  oaks and ryan harp lightning never lost puzzle
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  piece crown man this dude was the the ultimate
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