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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 12th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it? Due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advice.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. I'm freak.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today
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  Speaker 2: is December the twelfth, twenty twenty five, and you guys,
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  Speaker 2: today is Friday. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 2: We out here, we are the Wooded Show. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Weddy. That's great, gory boy, would we got menace?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Seem ask? Good morning to you having Friday. Sir,
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  Speaker 2: there's a Sammy Morgan Vaughn dumbass Tyler's here. We got bored,
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  Speaker 2: we got Menji. You are v IP. Welcome to it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into the morning as quick as the cannon
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  Speaker 2: into that weekend. You're on the Woody Show. All rights.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know that you're listening this morning. We out here, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know who you are where around town you
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  Speaker 2: listen to The Woodie Show on this Friday morning. Anything
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  Speaker 2: you got going on this weekend that you're excited about,
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  Speaker 2: anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned text on
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  Speaker 2: over to two to nine eighty seven. Coming up today,
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  Speaker 2: we've got Menaces Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year
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  Speaker 2: in read you. So not just a week, it's the year,
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  Speaker 2: so I hope you're ready for that. You got Today's
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  Speaker 2: dumb Ass Contest, which is the duy Q. We got
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  Speaker 2: the Friday Fail stories, we get into some of the
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  Speaker 2: trending news headlines. Would you show Friddy? Ok? Yes, a
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  Speaker 2: couple at chick today You're on the Woodies Show. All right?
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  Speaker 2: So man, I used to get so excited the uh,
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  Speaker 2: the holiday specials and when they come on TV. Remember
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  Speaker 2: on CBS they had had that thing that's spin around
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  Speaker 2: his circle. Yes, I remember CBS do very well. Dan
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  Speaker 2: I had like bongo drums, Yeah, exactly. Well, one of
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  Speaker 2: the things that would come off that would be like
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  Speaker 2: you know Rootolph or Frosty the Snowman. Brown, Charlie Brown Christmas, Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's officially been sixty years since a Charlie Brown Christmas debuted.
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  Speaker 2: It was the first ever TV special based on the
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  Speaker 2: Peanuts comic strip, and it had a couple of fun
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  Speaker 2: facts attached to it that I want to share with
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  Speaker 2: you because we know we love some good fun facts.
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  Speaker 2: It had a budget of seventy six thousand dollars from
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  Speaker 2: CBS and Coca Cola to get it made, and they
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  Speaker 2: had a six month time frame and when it was done,
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  Speaker 2: Coca Cola didn't like it, but they promised to keep
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  Speaker 2: their opinion to themselves, and I guess that feeling was
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  Speaker 2: mutual with the CBS executives. They didn't like it either.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a producer on how it eventually made the cut.
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  Speaker 6: The two network executives who looked at it really didn't
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  Speaker 6: like the show. They thought it was too slow, they
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  Speaker 6: thought that the music didn't work, they thought the animation
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  Speaker 6: was too simple. And I really believe if it hadn't
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  Speaker 6: been scheduled for the following week, there's no way they
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  Speaker 6: were going to broadcast that show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I mean, I've never really been
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  Speaker 3: into it. And I actually had this discussion just recently,
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  Speaker 3: like just those characters in general, Are you guys are fans?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nostalgia thing for sure. It's laughing because
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  Speaker 2: I can tell she's.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not into it, but I never watched it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, my kids aren't into the Muppets, but I love
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  Speaker 2: the Muppets. Maybe it's a generational thing, so maybe child
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  Speaker 2: is over.
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  Speaker 7: The what I mean, but you guys are adults.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but we're saying it's nostalgia from where we were kids,
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  Speaker 8: from when we were kids.
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  Speaker 7: But would you put it on a room full of adults?
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  Speaker 7: Would you put it on?
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  Speaker 2: Depends on how old they are, Like if it was
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  Speaker 2: a Gina and her husband, my wife me like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I would put it on that we.
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  Speaker 8: Have some sort of attachment to.
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  Speaker 9: It, right, Yeah, that's well, that's that's actually a decent question.
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  Speaker 9: There's not a single Christmas movie I would put on
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  Speaker 9: for a room full of adults.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Elf, maybe Elf.
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  Speaker 2: Those are maybe two good options. Yeah, those are rare.
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  Speaker 2: Those are rare options. What about a Christmas story? And
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  Speaker 2: as much? I mean, because they are designed to be,
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  Speaker 2: you know, for families.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, back to the Peanuts thing really fast?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what I heard?
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  Speaker 10: The whole original cut that everybody hated didn't have the
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  Speaker 10: music throughout the entire special, so they added that to
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  Speaker 10: make it better.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was watched by forty five percent of all
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  Speaker 2: TV viewers that now, keep in mind back at that time,
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  Speaker 2: three channels. They were like, yeah, so that's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people for of all TV viewers. It was number
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  Speaker 2: two in the weekly ratings behind Bonanza. Oh there you go,
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  Speaker 2: and it won an Emmy a few months later. And
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  Speaker 2: uh yeah, if seventy six thousand dollars they spend on
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  Speaker 2: a thing, that thing has made millions. They did call
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  Speaker 2: over the years, I love it, and now here's some
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  Speaker 2: here's some stuff. Snoopy's voice is just sped up nonsense. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But when it came to the other kids, Peter Robbins
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  Speaker 2: was Charlie Brown and had outtakes sounding slightly Latino because
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  Speaker 2: of working with this producer Bill Melendez. That guy Chris
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  Speaker 2: Shay was Linus and had things in common with the character.
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  Speaker 2: And Tracy Statford Shaw. She didn't like the way that
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  Speaker 2: they picked her for the role of Lucy. You mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so yeah, here's here's a little bit from them.
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  Speaker 1: I was about seven years old and I didn't really
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  Speaker 1: know how to read that well. And you would feed
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  Speaker 1: me the lines and I would do it word for word,
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  Speaker 1: and you have a little Latino flavor to you, I said,
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  Speaker 1: whereby we're back.
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  Speaker 11: I remember when I went into audition. I was seven
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  Speaker 11: years old, but even at seven, I didn't still suck
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  Speaker 11: my thumb. And I did have a blanket and I
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  Speaker 11: did use that, and both the l and Lee said, well,
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  Speaker 11: that's that's Linus.
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  Speaker 10: I was picked as Lucy because I was told I
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  Speaker 10: had a crappy voice.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not really sure if I liked that or not. No, no, no, listen,
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  Speaker 8: all of you.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to take direction. You've got to have discipline,
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  Speaker 2: you've got to have respect for your director. I like
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  Speaker 2: it's like the same way that people really thought South
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  Speaker 2: Park was. I mean, besides the crude humor and everything,
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  Speaker 2: but like how it was just such like crude animation,
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  Speaker 2: Like there's something so simple and so I don't know, basic,
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  Speaker 2: even with.
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  Speaker 8: The music and the Prussing music.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a bit of a fun fact. For Charlie Bowd
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  Speaker 2: Christmas there was almost an added laugh track. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: but Charles M. Schultz wouldn't let that happen. Also, he
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  Speaker 2: thought that jazz music was awful, but he thought that
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  Speaker 2: it fit the vision for the special. The kids singing
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  Speaker 2: Christmas Time is here and heart they Herald Angels sing.
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  Speaker 2: They were not child actors. They were from Saint Paul's
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  Speaker 2: Episcopal Church in San Rafel, California. Really yeah, yeah, here's
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of that. Yeah. They were taken to
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  Speaker 2: a recording studio in San Francisco and were later given
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  Speaker 2: ice cream for their efforts. Again, they were only working
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  Speaker 2: with a budget of seventy six thousand dollars for a
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  Speaker 2: whole Yeah. And then finally, fun fact for Charlie Brown Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: It killed the aluminum tree sales because viewers became more
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  Speaker 2: interested in the real ones, especially the quote Charlie Brown
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  Speaker 2: Christmas trees, the ugly ones. The ugly ones started getting
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  Speaker 2: bought more than ever before.
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  Speaker 8: So uh yeah, So there's the one sad little ornament dangling.
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  Speaker 2: Where the whole thing slumps over. Sent us a text
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  Speaker 2: over to two to nine eight seven, Get some more
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  Speaker 2: what you show for you next? Hang on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: What's up? What do you show? Podcast listeners, It is
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  Speaker 2: Menace Today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Glendale, California at the Salvation Army
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  Speaker 3: Thrift store for the launch of the grand opening, and
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  Speaker 3: I want you to be there from noon to two pm.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways like Dean Park tickets,
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  Speaker 3: concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more. All happening today,
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  Speaker 3: December twelfth, from noon to two pm at the Glendale,
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  Speaker 3: California at Salvation Army Thrift Store. I'll see you there,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody. Yeah, Happy Friday to you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Friday.
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  Speaker 2: It's December twelfth. Today's Gingerbread House Day. Nice and Gingerbread
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  Speaker 2: Decorating Day. Sweet. I just had some really good gingerbread
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  Speaker 2: cookies in the Emirates Lounge. Gray iced, No, they weren't ice,
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  Speaker 2: just playing gingerbread and they were playing and they were
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  Speaker 2: super so off, they were so fresh. Oh man, they
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  Speaker 2: were good. Should go, I'll go check it out. It's
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  Speaker 2: a National point Setia Day. Great, It's National Ambrosia Day. Ambrosia.
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  Speaker 8: I thought that was more of a summer salad.
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  Speaker 2: It's a National Dingling Day, Lost and Found Day, and
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: it's a National Salesperson Day. Medic A couple of today
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  Speaker 2: in histories for you. It was today, in nineteen oh one,
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  Speaker 2: that Marconi sent the first transatlantic radio signal from Cornwall
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  Speaker 2: to Newfoundland, says him. That happened today in nineteen oh one,
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  Speaker 2: little piece of radio history. We had to include that,
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  Speaker 2: as you know, we are a radio shows. And then today,
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  Speaker 2: in nineteen twenty five, the world's first motel opened in
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  Speaker 2: San Luis Obispo, California. It was called the Motel Inn
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  Speaker 2: Games Motel in Hotel. So there's there is this day
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  Speaker 2: in history. We got the birthdays of the porn of
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  Speaker 2: birthday coming up for you here in just a moment.
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  Speaker 2: But to the first menace? What's happening in the world
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  Speaker 2: of entertainment?
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  Speaker 3: Well, did you guys watch it yet? The Supergirl trailer dropped. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's awesome. And if you don't know the plot of Supergirl,
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: she's celebrating her twenty first birthday. So she's traveling across
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: the galaxy to turn up with her dog Crypto, and
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: along the way she meets friends and encounters tragedy, which
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  Speaker 3: leads her to a murderous quest for revenge.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's like a barc and then there's like
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  Speaker 2: a bline story to this where she's after this super
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  Speaker 2: absorbent because she's Supergirl, super absorbent box of tamps. G
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  Speaker 2: Oh really that's right.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, the girl who plays Supergirl. When she showed up
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  Speaker 10: at the end of the Superman movie, I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 10: there's gonna be a spinoff for sure, because she starred
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  Speaker 10: in a Netflix show called Sirens and she was the
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  Speaker 10: main character and she was great, So I'm really excited
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  Speaker 10: to see her a super girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Her name is Millie Alcock, and when I first saw
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  Speaker 3: her on screen at certain angles, I thought she was
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  Speaker 3: renee rap like this just singing her actress as all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to see her from behind. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: She's twenty five years old. Yeah, okay for the listeners, y, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: all right, talking about a girls wasn't called super girl scout?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Hilary Swank, she's apologizing for lashing out of a
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  Speaker 3: mom who was taking her two terminally ill sons on
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  Speaker 3: a Make a Wish trip.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she snapped on these chicks and then later
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  Speaker 2: found out that this mom was taking her on these
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  Speaker 2: make up Ways trips to Disney.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hillary, So what happened was the mom she was getting
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  Speaker 3: off a plane at Lax Airport in Los Angeles to
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  Speaker 3: go pick up her luggage and she sees Hillary's Hillary
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  Speaker 3: Swank and she kind of just does a double take
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  Speaker 3: because She's like, oh wait a minute, So she like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, stares at her, looks at her, and she
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  Speaker 3: said that she just kept on walking, and then she
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  Speaker 3: kind of got separated from her husband, so she went
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  Speaker 3: to pull out her phone call her husband, and that's
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  Speaker 3: when Hillary Swank went up to her and said, you got.
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  Speaker 2: What you need? Did you get what he came for?
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy the photo? Right, yeah, because she was like everybody's
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  Speaker 2: clamoring to take pictures of Hillary Swank so excited.
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  Speaker 3: The mom was actually kind of cool about it, but
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  Speaker 3: she did post about it on social media and kind
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  Speaker 3: of laughed it off. But Hilly's Swank, you know, started
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  Speaker 3: getting heat. So she actually reached out to the mom
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  Speaker 3: to apologize and say that she was sorry, and she
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  Speaker 3: was just paranoid that somebody was taking photos of her
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  Speaker 3: to twin toddlers who she's never posted on social media.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so she didn't want the pictures of her kids.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise this would be like Greg like, oh, no, you're famous,
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  Speaker 2: take your picture.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine being rich and famous and somebody takes a photo.
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  Speaker 2: Of you at the store. That is unwarranted violence. Oh
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  Speaker 2: totally yeah. At least Hillary saying it was about her kids,
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  Speaker 2: not about her? What else is happened in their menace?
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  Speaker 3: Well, Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutchinson say that they are
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  Speaker 3: returning to Hunger Games. Now, we were a little confused
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  Speaker 3: on their return because they're going to be in the
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  Speaker 3: next movie of Hunger Games called Sunrise of the Repealing
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  Speaker 3: Reaping and whatever Reaping. And this movie is actually gonna
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  Speaker 3: be a prequel, which will be twenty four years in
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  Speaker 3: the future before I mean in the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, isn't your steps On a big fan of
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  Speaker 2: Hunger Games?
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  Speaker 8: And we watched all the movies. Now he's into the books.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, have you watched him? Greg Ivan? The original one?
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  Speaker 4: It may be the second one, And I was surprised
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  Speaker 4: at how much I liked it. It's very violent, pretty dark,
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  Speaker 4: pretty violence like it. I think you would.
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  Speaker 2: You and the kids? Are you?
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  Speaker 8: At least a daughter with.
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  Speaker 4: Wouldn't let If I had a ten year old, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't let them watch it.
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  Speaker 8: It was he loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're not a cool parent. It's not very kidsy.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, people are trying to forge out how they're
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  Speaker 3: going to fit into this another thing, and we probably
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  Speaker 3: have some insights on this because people are like freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, what's happening Shifting Gears? Have you ever watched
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: that TV show? It's on ABC. It stars Tim Allen
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  Speaker 3: and Kat Dennings, and now they're taking a little hiatus.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Their final episode just happened for the year and they're
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: not going to return until January seventh, and people are like,
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: why aren't you going to continue with the shows? And like, hello,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: this is when TV shows usually take a break during
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Christmas and New Year's and people just don't understand that.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, they think that something is happening with this
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: TV show, but it is actually returning. Now we have
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  Speaker 3: insight on this because, like you know, people don't really
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  Speaker 3: watch TV shows like that during this time or really
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  Speaker 3: listen to the radio. That's why we I mean, at
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: least for us, other than Christmas stuff like Christmas content,
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  Speaker 3: Christmas movies and you know, Christmas songs, so normally people
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  Speaker 3: do take breaks. So relax, Shifting Gears is returning.
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  Speaker 2: Have you watched it? However, I saw a thumbnail for it.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't watched it. Yeah, I kind of watch it,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: like I stumbled upon it once. It's all right, something
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  Speaker 2: that I'm interested watching. People have been talking about. I
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: saw a lot about it yesterday and something I wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: typically watch, but I'm really fascinated by this. James Cameron
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  Speaker 2: is co directing Billie Eilish's new concert film. It's a
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: three D concert film. It's called Hit Me Hard and Soft.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like a massive Billie Eilish fan per se, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a hater, Like the songs are okay, but
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like a supervan. I certainly would never go
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  Speaker 2: to the theater just to see something like that. But
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: but the.
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  Speaker 8: James Cameron angle, Yeah, three D I watched.
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  Speaker 2: Did you watch the thing about like how they did it? No?
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  Speaker 2: There was like so there's a trailer out for it.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to go on on you can. You
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  Speaker 2: could see it. But it's like you know on stage, backstage, Uh,
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  Speaker 2: they're using this technology. You know, James Cameron's always big
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  Speaker 2: into using technology. It's never been used before. So I
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  Speaker 2: mean it looks incredible and like it really gives you,
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  Speaker 2: like that that first hand perspective almost like from Billie
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  Speaker 2: Eilish's perspective on It's it's I can't even describe it
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  Speaker 2: properly because I'm an idiot, but if when you watch
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, when you watch the trailer, you'll you'll get it.
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  Speaker 2: So it's basically Billie Eilish avatar. Uh No, because it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's all real life. Yeah, it's it's it's a concert.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of her, it's one of hers.
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  Speaker 2: It's like before the concert, at the concert, before she goes,
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  Speaker 2: like getting on stage, and then of course the performed
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  Speaker 2: the performance itself. But it's gonna be uh in theaters
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  Speaker 2: on March twenty. Now, I don't know if I'm gonna
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: watch it in theaters, but definitely something else it's three
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  Speaker 2: D that you have to watch it in theater.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care about the three D aspect. Do I
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  Speaker 4: have false memories? I thought you hated three I do?
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 2: It's stupid, but but you'll be able to watch this
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  Speaker 2: obviously not in three D because again the trailer I
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: watched wasn't in three D, but it looked super cool
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  Speaker 2: just the way they did it, and it's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's really cool if if you want to check
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  Speaker 2: it out anyway, Uh, can we do the Birthday's Menace? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to cut you off, but run out
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• 19:36
  Speaker 2: so we got the The Failed Store is coming up
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  Speaker 2: a little bit later on this morning. But hey from
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: the just prankin files okay please? In northern California, they
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  Speaker 2: got a call from a witness who reported a kidnapping
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  Speaker 2: of a college student. Serious. They say they saw a
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: group of eight to ten college aged males grab another student,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: throw them into a cargo van, and then take up.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that Didn't that happen in old school? Like blue?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: So police wanted to go see what happened, but when
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: they got there, there was nothing to see. Next day,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: the quote kidnap student called the police and told him
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: what happened.
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  Speaker 5: It was all an act.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: The student explained that he knew the people that threw
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: him into the van. It was all just a prank
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: related to their fantasy football league. I see that. You
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: hear these stories about whatever the consequence is for being
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  Speaker 2: gonna say the same thing always. The police decided to
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: just let it go since everything was consensual, no crime
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  Speaker 2: had occurred. But the they did say that people you
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: know called in to report, you know, because and they
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: also said, hey, good job on those people you know
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: good on. Yeah, yeah, we're making it believable, but uh yeah,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Fantasy Football League consequence failed.
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  Speaker 9: Which reminds me of the early episodes of Jackass were
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: by today's standards, either cruel or unfunny or just pranks.
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: They did this, They did this exact prank where they
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: took Brad Pitt, yeah, who was just and threw him
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: into the back of a van.
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  Speaker 2: And that was the frank.
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: And people were shocked calling the police because some guy
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: got thrown in the back of the van.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brad Pitt got thrown on the back of the game,
• 21:16
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  Speaker 2: eight seven. We have some audio for this, and I
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: heard a little bit about it, but I'm really curious
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to hear the audio. So there was a like a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: staff get together, and it was a bunch of people
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: from all different departments around the radio station, but Tim
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Martinez from promotions and marketing, and then we had some
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: of the the IT and engineering people out there, some
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: folks from the Woody Show. I mean, it was all
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: these different people from different departments. Ye kind of random group,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: all on out and just started drinking day drink, went
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: day drinking, and.
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  Speaker 15: Then I got they were thinking everyone was just eating,
• 22:54
  Speaker 15: but they were drinking beer. And then that leads of
• 22:56
  Speaker 15: course to going to a bar afterwards, right, and then
• 22:58
  Speaker 15: that turned into like seven an hours I think.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: So how how hammered was everybody.
• 23:04
  Speaker 15: I think Tyler had like six jack and cokes. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 15: had at least five to Kila. My memory is blurry
• 23:12
  Speaker 15: from this night.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler Vaughan, I know, was there, Menji was there.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Don was drunk and high. Minji was kind of drunk
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: but not really.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Menji, you know, Menji's kind of like a
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: slow build and then he hits dude, yeah, and then
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: he hits hard sooner drunk one time. Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: I want him to get back.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: To that level. He was not at that level anyway.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And then after that, well, whose idea was this?
• 23:36
  Speaker 15: It was mine, and it was the worst idea I've
• 23:38
  Speaker 15: probably had in the past couple of days. But I
• 23:41
  Speaker 15: was like, oh, we should go to a boxing class later.
• 23:45
  Speaker 15: And after the dad, Everybody's all hammered stringson, Tyler's like,
• 23:49
  Speaker 15: oh yeah, let's go. Mon was down and Minji tagged
• 23:53
  Speaker 15: along to just to you know, resort video, and I was.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: Like, we should mic up and go to a class
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: and see.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah you handler Yeah, all right, So they go
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: over there and we have some audio of course, because
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: you know, we're a radio show and never missed an
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: opportunity for content. To do it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 15: Yeah, So this first clip is we get to the gym.
• 24:11
  Speaker 15: I'm introducing them and we're kind of starting to regret
• 24:14
  Speaker 15: it before we started.
• 24:14
  Speaker 14: All right, we are going a boxing class after drinking
• 24:18
  Speaker 14: all day long and dumb as Tyler.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: This is the top three doublest idea I've ever had
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: in my life. I smoked like two joints before even
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: came here. I've had at least six jock and so
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: so that's that's how you usually want to start a workout.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I coach and all that, did you tell the
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: people that you were drunk? Mission? For my coach, I
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: think it was obvious griefed as well.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I mean she's there all the time, she gets special
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: permissions and being a chick a tattoo sort of thing
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: where they shouldn't allow you to do it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, look at Tyler, he needs to work out.
• 24:57
  Speaker 15: So we start the class, and every every we do,
• 25:00
  Speaker 15: there's like five minute workout or warm up. Excuse me,
• 25:03
  Speaker 15: So by the warm up they were already struggling a
• 25:05
  Speaker 15: little bit.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'll be right, all right for
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: the lady. Yes, Tyler, you were probably gassed out just
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: walking from like the car or wherever. However you guys
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: got there. I'm sure you weren't driving.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: It was a struggle.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: No, no, I was.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I was writing.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I took this guy hiking in Alaska and I almost
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: had to leave him on the mountain.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: That up.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I like the spirit that he's willing to try he
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: always can't do.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: So this is in the first half of the first
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: five minutes.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and then this next what do you expect
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: to expect any kind of like engineer?
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 15: The next clip is we're about ten minutes into the class.
• 25:56
  Speaker 15: We got the gloves on and we're hitting stuff.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: So you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Know, it's like if you ever done have you ever
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: done any kind of like a boxing class or anything
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: like that? Yeah, So like you feel you know, like
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: when your arms asleep and you can't even feel it,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, you don't know how Like if you
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: try to grip something when your hands asleep, you can't
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: tell how hard you're gripping something, like trying to throw
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: a punch when you're all gassed out, like that is
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: feather punches, you can't lift your love it. Do you
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: know how to do the speed bag?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Pract Yeah, that's cool.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: That's so cool. I wish I could do that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I thought this really old dude online doing that like.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: The rhythm.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I could be a man like that.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: I'd be gas like Tyler.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: So everybody was drinking day drinking. Tyler Vaughan Meji Morgan
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: brought him to this this boxing class, yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 15: Which is an hour long, by the way. So this
• 27:10
  Speaker 15: next clip is when they decided they were done.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Fun fact there is forty seconds still
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: more so.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Look at Morgan.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Seriously.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, so you could never see that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I could never go to a boxing class and quit
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: halfway through. I don't understand that here.
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: It's because you refused to spar me.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what they were doing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: But you could also never bleep out cusswords and clips like.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah. And I guess I guess the guy's
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: almost I actually feeling right, it's about to come out.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I should not have had that mcdouble mcdouble's marking. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: the bathroom calls to me like a siren in the night.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It's not good, man.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, right now, dude, Oh my god, I sweat
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: my eyeballs. Yeah. So, I mean, so we had a mcdouble.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Didn't you guys come from the pizza place.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: We went to the pizza place minute.
• 28:27
  Speaker 15: I mean, you go to one place and you go
• 28:29
  Speaker 15: usually right to a different placed McDonald's for us before.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they did have a they didn't have a message.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: This is Tyler's message to Sea Bass. Are you ready?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: What do I have to do with any of here
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: we go? Dude, you have no excuse your bitch exactly. Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you can hear this. We're drinking and eating since noon.
• 28:53
  Speaker 16: What time is right now?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: It is eight o'clock o'clock. You can take your wholesome
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: street fars. You can take here and gather the jugs.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: You can shove it. You have no excuse. Get your
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: ass out here. Yeah, do that. That is that is
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: some high level drunk smack talk. Doesn't make any sense.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what what the hell are you
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: talking about? I don't understand the purpose of this. Doesn't work.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: It's drunk.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is like we go to the gym
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: to work out. You go there just to report on
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: other people. So goes to the gym. I was there
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: last night. I did a boxing class last night.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: I feel like that.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have you know, this is not like I
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: don't understand the premise of this smack talk. Well, I
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: mean I think maybe you're just so uh braggadocious all
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, so they're just kind of calling you out.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: So I think maybe this is like a way, are
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: you guys trying to set something up or you want
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: to fight? Yea, you're trying to pick a fight? Would
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: you like to like boy like drunk box sea bass? Yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: both sides have to be drunk, and then we put
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: them in a ring. And I don't let them. Let
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: me say this about this, not only these morons, but
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: the entire staff. I could beat. I don't know how
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: he set this up, but I could beat the entire
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: staff in a fight. Why won't you Morgan? At once?
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: Not one time obviously, because that's just that's just a
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: mass of people once you grab a leg. But like
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: if it was like a like you know, one round
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: after another, anybody one on one, Oh for sure, everybody
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: one on one. But I could literally beat like if
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: it was like ten rounds in a row and you
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: just line all.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Of you up.
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: But how do you say that and you refuse to
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: spar Morgan? I don't get it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I don't refuse to spar but you wouldn't do it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I'll do it at some point.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Sure, I would love to.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I would love to see a drunk Tyler take on
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: drunk seabats.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Hilarious.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I love you, Tyler. But that, oh, I think there's
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a league that we could do that. It's fight Malaysia.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's in Vegas. Uh so, Morgan. Nobody threw up though, right,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I mean because it did. They they were about to.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: They almost threw up.
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: But nobody can throw up. But I threw up.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: You threw more.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: I just finished the class that I normally take.
• 31:07
  Speaker 15: I feel like I'm going to timmy drinks that I
• 31:10
  Speaker 15: have you guys, Holy dude, at least five tequilos and
• 31:14
  Speaker 15: a beer.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm good. That was it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I didn't have my stomach and.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: You did the whole class. That wasn't too bad. Well
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: that's that's definitely something you should drink. Tear you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 17: Like that.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: You can't get pregnant that way anyway, guys. Yes, well, anyway,
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I think that's something we should definitely look into. Let's
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: get like, you know, like like drunk fight. Yes, awesome, Yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you there's this league that would probably do it. Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Loose rules, super loose rules, loose women. Yeah, eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four. He hit us up with the text
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: over to two two nine seven.
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: I had a cry.
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: I get.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Myself for allowing it to happen. Now, what do you
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: feel over you?
• 32:12
  Speaker 15: Right back?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: My pants are around?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Do you feel each individual?
• 32:17
  Speaker 18: Pump?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Pump? All right, we go over to gena grad and
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: see what she's got trending news headlines.
• 32:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Well, the University of Michigan fired head coach Shown More
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: for after they found out that he had an inappropriate
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: relationship with a staff member. But that was just the start. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: So pretty soon after that, More was arrested as cops
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: started investigating an assault they say was not random. No
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: details have been released, but social media jumped in quickly,
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: with people noticing that the staff member had received a
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: big old salary bump, and rumors started spreading about a
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: possible pregnancy and abortion.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was talking to our buddy Jeff g
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: and he was like, hit me up with something. He said, dude,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: are you looking at all this stuff today? All this
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: stuff's coming out? And I was like, man, I hadn't
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: seen the latest. He's like, dude, they sent playing he
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: had planned b sent to the office. I can't.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Kids are there?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but it's like just all this random stuff.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: You just keep getting crazier. Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: Reports have also come out that Moore was taken into
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: protective custody after being suicidal and threatening to hurt himself,
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: his wife and the staff member. And according to the
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: nine to one one call, Moore had been stalking the
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: staffer for months and broke into our apartment and threatened her.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: And like the one of the top football programs, Like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: what's what are you doing?
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: There's multitasker, how do you have time for all this?
• 33:37
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly, And what's wrong with people?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: What do we start doing?
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: And there's an only Fans model who says that he
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: was in her DMS. Oh a divorce, it will just
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: be a whore. Want whatever you want?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: Week fifteen of the NFL started last night with the
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: Falcons playing the Bucks. Atlanta was down by fourteen points,
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: but came back with fifteen straight points in one twenty
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: nine to twenty eight on a last second field goal.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: The Falcons tight end had the best game of his
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: career eleven catches, one hundred and sixty six yards and
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: three touchdowns.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I'm laughing because you know, dumbass Tyler is a Falcons
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: fan and he roots for them to win. Obviously every
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: week except for yesterday, he was rooting against them and
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: then they won. Well why are you rooting against your
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: own team? And it's because he put bets on them
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: to lose. Wow, So how much would you lose yesterday?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Well it is that Mike Wo's not working. Yeah, he's
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: not used to losing things Like wait yeah yeah boy,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: so shut up all right? Yeah so like what how
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: much did you lose?
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Like fifteen bucks?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Like it was okay?
• 34:47
  Speaker 17: What?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: But that just skills with him with when it comes
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: to like picking games. Yeah, like just ask him if
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: you want to make it bet, just ask who's going
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: to win? Maybe that, and then do the opposite.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe that was men his trick to becoming the champion
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: of the of the Woodie Show Fantasy asked him for advice.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: He's that good. You can just go opposite of all
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: his day. Hey man, what do you think? Who should
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I started here? Money? Ask him?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: When I legit want to bet money on games? I
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: asked him, who's gonna win? And then I do the opposite.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: That'd be you know, that'd be funny. We should maybe
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: do that, like, uh, we'll just have him make picks.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Then we'll just bet opposite and see how do we
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: do at the end of the day. We'd have to
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: start at the beginning of the season, though.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You can see how we do. Find a way to
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: let him not know that we're doing it, because otherwise
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: we'll get Oh, I'm gonna mind trick though, so we
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: have to trick Tiler. I don't know if that's going
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: to be too easy.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: Well, Atlanta is already out of the playoff race, but
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: the win is a good confidence boost and for the Bucks,
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: the loss drops them out of first place and puts
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: the Panthers on top of the NFC South. And after
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: the game, Bucks head coach Todd Bowles spoke to the media,
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: and it's safe to say he was not happy about
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: the collapse of the team.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have a I have a clip. He
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: dropped so he more f bombs than a Sea Bass segment. Wow,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: that's a lot.
• 36:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's inexcusable. You don't make excuses. You gotta care
• 36:07
  Speaker 13: enough where it hurts. You gotta care enough where it hurts.
• 36:12
  Speaker 13: It got to mean something to you. It's more than
• 36:14
  Speaker 13: a job. It's your livelihood. How well do you know
• 36:17
  Speaker 13: your job? How well can you do your job?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 36:19
  Speaker 13: You can't sugar coat it was inexcusable, and he has
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: no answer for it. As for no excuse for it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 17: You know what.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: I like that means he cares.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, Greg. I think it kind of
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: means he's a potty mouth. That And it's more than
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: your job. It's your livelihood, that kind of it's more
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: than the salaries a paycheck.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, across the bridge when we get the bridge across,
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: you didn't know you cross until you cross.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: We used to be a proper league. This this, this
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: whole cussing thing has become very popular in the past
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: couple of years. Yeah, I know, you know how not
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: to cost every day?
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Don't care almost every day? Well, the woman who led
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: Black Lives Matter in Oklahoma City for years, he's been
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: charged with taking millions and donated funds and using them
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: for herself.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: What.
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the indictment claims you never.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Hear about stuff like this.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: I know to sella Sharie A. Moore Dickerson moved more
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: than three million dollars into her own account, spending on trips, shopping,
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: food orders, a car, a bunch of Oklahoma City properties,
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: and she's now facing wire fraud and money laundering charges,
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: which carries like significant prison time and far fines. And
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: something similar happened in Los Angeles if you remember this,
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: when investigators found that the Black Lives Matter Global Network
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Foundation had allegedly used millions and donated funds to buy
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: that six million dollar house.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: It sucks because sometimes you want to make a donation
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: is something I think is a cool thing or that
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: you want to get behind, and people are doing the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: right thing. I wonder how rampant that kind of stuff is,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: just like in any organization, Like obviously there's some trucks
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and bounce I'm saying, but obviously there's some checks and
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: bounces with some of the bigger stuff like Susan g
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Comb right here, you know, things like that. But then
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: when you get these like the Black Lives Matter thing
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: just kind of sprung up very quickly in charge of this, right, Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So it's not like the Red
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Cross or you know, but you wonder how much of
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that goes on because you see people all the time,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: you know, with the that's like, that's a big scam.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I guess when you travel internationally, right, the people with
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the clipboards they come up and they're asking for donations
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: for whatever. It's just a way to distract you so
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: they can pickpocket you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: Oh well, there's even I thought you were going to say,
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: just people with the clipboards, like outside the grocery store.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or anything anything, Yeah, anything like that. Oh well,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: we're collecting money for our you know, basketball team, the
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Human Fund. Signed, Yeah, the Human Fund. We're sending kids
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: to camp who have flipper arms.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Well for deaf people.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: All right, I love those flipper arms.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: It's fifties for flippers.
• 38:41
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Well this is a swim camp.
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah right, Greg, this story may give you a stroke,
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: so I'm going to proceed very carefully. But a new
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: investigation says instacart has been testing these different prices and
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: shoppers and stuff without telling them, and the report found
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: that almost seventy five percent of grocery item prices have
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: changed depending on who's shopping. Yeah, so even if you
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: come across the exact same product.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Let's say you and I are both on Instagram and
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I are looking at the exacts product, looking at chocolate milk. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I may get a better price than you get.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: And why is that?
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: There could be up to a seven percent difference and
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: some are up to a twenty three percent difference in prices.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: And that means obviously people could be paying over one
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars extra year just based on whether they got
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: lucky or unlucky, or.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: They are whales like menace and they know you're high
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: spend spending twenty five dollars for a jar of peanut butter. Yeah,
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: this is dynamic pricing.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Just give them a little exactly. So this has been
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: called another example of dynamic pricing.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Oh damn it, you're they got your cookies. Man, say,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: last night I door dashed in my house. I totally
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: forgot it's outside my door.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: What are you serious? It's on the way out. What
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: did you door dash some stuff from seven to eleven
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: and you just passed out? Yeah, I went to bed.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: This is a raccoon eating it right now. It was
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: ice cream too.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: That's going to really attract the carpenter ants.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how much did that cost?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: You?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Look it up right now?
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: While you do that.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, be careful because if it sounds expensive, it's probably
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: too expensive unless you're minutes and if you are looking
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: to switch things up when it comes to work next
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: year to find people over at Oscar Meyer, Well, they
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: need wienermobile drivers, right, Yes, This gig contents change. Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: consists of a person.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Wis Yeah, and you get the Wiener whistle.
• 40:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: Do you know that's what my husband calls it. Twenty
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: seven foot hot dog on wheels. That's what you'll be
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: driving over the course of a full year on a
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: giant cross country road trip. And those hot doggers will
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: all double as brand ambassadors, obviously, and they're going to
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: attend hundreds of events throughout the year, develop custom content,
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: all while visiting at least thirty states.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Call like you're in your early twenties something like that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: Go out of college is so fun.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend did that for doctor Pepper and they
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: went around the country. He had the best time. Yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: that'd be cool.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Well, it pays a little over thirty five thousand. It
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: includes full health benefits, eighteen days of paid time off.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I'm also because you're traveling the country, they put you
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: up at hotels.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: Hotel, Yes, yeah, and because everybody wants to get with
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: the Wienermobile, what's up? And a weekly allowance of one
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: hundred and fifty bucks for meals personal travel. Only twelve
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: drivers will be chosen and applications are being accepted until
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: the end of January. So cool, think carefully about this.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: All right, there's a photo of it sitting down from
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: my god, what is it? Just one thing? Ice cream?
• 41:36
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Okay? Then what did you order? What energy drink?
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: How much was that?
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: What did you order? Good energy drinking and Jerry's? Okay, Benja,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: what the players you go with? Jerry's? Garcia doesn't remember. No,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: it was like, uh, tonight dough Yeah tonight.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Oh I love that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite so much. One thing of ice cream
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: and an energy and energy drink before you go to bed.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: No, no, it was for the morning.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Oh smart, I have that morning ice cream? Yeah, seven eleven.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: The energy was for the morning.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Put me down for twenty eight dollars, yeah, included.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Should I give you some information? Sure to help you
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: with the pricing. I did use a dash pass, so
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: you get a discount.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: That means the feed that means one of the one
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: of ther feeds. Okay, so we're also including the tip
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: right in our in our guests.
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say twenty three bucks, twenty what'd you say,
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: woody twenty eight?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Put me down for twenty six twenty all right, what'd
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: you say?
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: Twenty three?
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Twenty three? Seat in the middle of twenty one? All right?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Spread the needle? How much menace? Fifteen bucks? Oh, it's
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: basically free because which.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: You could have just flushed down the toy it's like
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: seven hundred feet away from my house.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: Well, and now you have to call an exterminator too,
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: because of the bugs for the ice cream. Well, here's
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: another way to door dash that you guys might be
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: interested in. This prison guard was out on patrol in
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: South Carolina and you noticed something flying over her head
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: in the sky. Took him a second to realize what
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: it was. It turns out it was a drone that
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: dropped something and tried to take off before guards caught it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: So what was he carrying in this open prison yard? Well,
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: it was a bag full of steaks, crab legs.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Not what I thought it was gonna be, like drugs,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: what weed and cigarette cell phones?
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: It was it was a gift for a prisoner. Was
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: just trying to have a good time the holidays. Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: they don't know who's who the package was for, but
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: whoever it was for was played pissed. If they never
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: got their crab legs and old Bay, I'd be so.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Prod like good fellows just cooking in prison, right exactly?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Doesn't my order look so sad and sitting by your door?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, very lonely.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I saw an article online there's a there's a big
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: problem with the drones and prisons, I beg. Yeah, and
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: the prisons are trying to figure out how to deal
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they shoot him down.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Well, they had those guns that she like raise at him. Yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: you look at that.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: There was that photo of these big they look like
• 43:56
  Speaker 9: big like futuristic laser guns, and they disabled them or
• 43:59
  Speaker 9: jamm them. You'll see him at big events, like some
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: cops will have to just put.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Netting around the top of the entire yard. Yeah, well
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: that's what's going on with Thank you very much. Ratings
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: come out every week, and if they're not good or.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Good enough, the review.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Was a menace. Besides uh forgetting that he had, you know,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: ordered something and it's just sitting as we speak at
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: this front door, still hasn't picked it up. It's just
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: their for the rec squirrels and squirrels pretty nice. Also
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: had another interesting thing happened to him last night the Walmart. Yes,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Walmart parking lot.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I almost died and died, almost got shot, stabbed and
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: beat up. I was leaving the store after doing a
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: little holiday shopping and I go up to the car.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I opened the door and there's a guy inside, and
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: he goes, what are you doing? And I look at him,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? Wait, he's inside your car,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: inside the car.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Great car. Yeah, there it goes the story. It wasn't
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: my car.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It was the exact say, it was the exact same
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: looking car my car, yeah, earlier but I uh yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: because you know when you walk up to the car,
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: the door automatically unlocks. Yeah, dude, this was my exact
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: same car to a t. But it was just two
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: spots over ye And I'm just like opening it and
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: the guy he left his door unlocked or he was
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: about to get out or whatever, and he was like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Super confused and was super scared, what are you doing?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: What are you what are you doing? So not the
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: first time, because were you driving or you got in
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: this in someone's car you thought it was an uber
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: or they got in your.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: What wh I had a Prius, a black Prius. A
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: lot of people would get in my car thinking it
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: was an uber. But I have gone in a drunk
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: into wrong apartments, getting off into the like getting off
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: on the wrong.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Floor and something like that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: People get shot for that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could have died.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: And I don't even see the guy even believed me.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I think he thought I was like trying to break
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: into his car because it is Robin season for you
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: know ho. And then so I like, I like, I go, dude, no, dude,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I swear I had the same I have the same.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Car, and I was like showing them.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: Come with me.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I want to show it to you. I just want
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: to you know, I'm not trying to like break into
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: your car. Come down this alley. I want to show
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: you something. So that he finally turned around and now
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you guys are best friends. No, no, no, I just
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: like quickly went away and one of those things like
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you hear the stories over the holidays about there was
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: like a text to a wrong number and now they
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: spend every oh, just.
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: Happened to me. I got a text asking when their
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: cake is going to be ready for Quincy's birthday. And
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: I text them right back saying like I am not
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: the bakery and happy birthday to Quincy. Yeah, and then
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: they said thank you, So they never gotten their cake spam.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: That could easily be escape spam.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but what if Quincy sitting there with the
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: little party hat doesn't have a cake?
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Secondary question, man's you were at Walmart in the evening.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: You knew at some point you're gonna want ice cream
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: and an energy drink. You didn't grab no, because I
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: was too busy. Holidays, so busy. I was thinking of
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: other people sea baths.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: He's like, you know what, here's what I'm gonna do.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait till I get home and I just
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: have it ordered for a lot more right here. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: was thinking about it when I was in bed. God,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: i'd rather pay triple Well. I'm glad he didn't die.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Oh thank you, that's hilarious.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are you?
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: What are you doing? Well?
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Also, I mean we've seen minutes the way he moves
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: around here. A lot of times he's walking around on autopilot.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Head down. So but I'm half paying attention. I'm walking
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: up from the side and pull the handle. I'm saying, like,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: half paying attention. Night, I know, but yeah, rental car
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: is one thing you're not used to your own car,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: but when it's your own car, like you knew where
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: you parked. I don't know how long you were in
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: the walmart. Maybe seven days, like you maybe forgot. Yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: you know he's walking to his car looking at him
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: for like an hour. Yeah, and he has he's thinking
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: about other people, so his mind is nowhere. He's thinking
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: about the holiday gifts. Text over to two two seven seven.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: It's okay, see, Bess, I still enjoyed medicine.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: His story.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: For the quarter second of ruining that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: You know how it works.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: We've got more what he shout next hang on the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Woody Show and into another new hour, and behind the
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: scenes we've had chefs swoop swoop. He's been making some
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: stuff over here. It's like, what what is this?
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: This is like a it's a cast iron feet hash
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: with wag you all right, you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Might have to translate that for a lot of us,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: not only in the room but also in the audits.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Real fancy steak and potatoes. Yes, steak and potatoes.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So I just did a quick hash with potatoes
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: that I conte. Comfete is a term.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: With fat covering with fat, covering with fat? Okay, so
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: so I comfeet the potatoes. They were comfeitte in uh
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: lemon peel, A lot of fresh time garlic clothes, just
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: like heart aromatics, stuff like that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Rain so good, it's crazy.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Are awesome.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: There's like this little crispy almost not sesame. You see
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: the times. It's crispy garlic and shallots. Yeah, yeah, where
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: do you get that?
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Make it at home?
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: You make it?
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: So I have a mandolin. Yeah, I'm mandoling the shallots
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: and then I chopped the garlic super fine. I'd get
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: some of the world.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: This is nothing I'll ever have at home.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: I chop a lot of stuff on Sunday. So you
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: go to Farmers Market Sunday. You just prep out a
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: lot of stuff together.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like wife, Well at chef Underscore Swoop. You can
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: find him on on social media. Well, I don't know, man,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: what's going on with you?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here, I'm around.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I saw I was asking what the hell is going
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: on with swoople.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm findable because life happens.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I saw like on social media, like you
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: know what, Man, I'm unplugging for the rest of twenty
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: twenty five. I'll see guys next year. Now I'm thinking,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: all right, well, it's only a couple more weeks.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'll show you, guys. You will get the
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: recipe for this for sure. I am taking a bit
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: of a social media detox. You can still find me
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: working on my website right now. So Swoop Kitchen dot
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: com will be available at the top of the year.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: You'll be able to book meats through there, find out
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: about all the cool things I'll be doing.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Chef's Swoop of course, winner of the fourth episode of
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: the Food Network show Chopped for twenty Yeah. Also as
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: a contestant on the show Gastronauts right episode season two.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: He also competed on Beat Bobby Flay in season thirty eight,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: episode nine. Man, and he's and he's available. He's available
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: to make stuff like this for you. We have a
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: standing once a month appointment reservation with Chef's swooped and
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I mean the stuff that you have put together for
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: is this year has been fantastic.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: I really appreciate that. It's all about making good food.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: So what's it like? So wago? You see it on
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: a on the menu a lot? Yeah, Like so what
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: exactly is wag?
• 51:04
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: What what part of the cow? Is it just something
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: so wag? What makes it wago?
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Wag is? Actually it's a Japanese variety of cattle. There
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: are American varietals available for consumption here, but the Japanese
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: ones are usually the best. This is actually Japanese wag.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: You from the Miyazaki Prefecture. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, Japan
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: shout out to Japan. So yeah, they they got the juice.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: It's just the cows are treated a specific way. Some
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: of them do, like in the Hokkaido prefecture, like because
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: it's high altitude and there's snow, they give those cows
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: coats and they also get beer to drink, and they
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: get they get massages to stay warm. So a lot
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: of these things create like really high fat content, really
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: nice marblings like that's what you want to So the
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: cuts for the hash is actually a rabbi and chuck.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: It's like a butter the only way to go. Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So there's tons of tons of fat cap in there.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I let the fat render. That's the first thing I
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: put in the pen when I got here. Heard so
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: I let the fat render, and then I put the
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: potatoes in sautatum up and crushed.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Man, You're gonna make somebody a really good wife someday, man,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: because everything is everything, Man, every everything. He's made everything
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: you And the fact that you're doing it on the fly.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I can imagine like if you actually had access to
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: a full like legit chef's kitchen. Oh yeah, with all
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: the stuff you're coming in here with basically a hot
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: plate and a folding table, yeah table, yeah, yeah. I've
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: worked with less.
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: I come from humble beginnings. I was a pop up
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: chef in Oakland, you know what I mean. I sold
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: plates for twenty five bucks from my house. I sold
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: plates in restaurants. They let me take over their restaurant
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: and I could do like a little five dollar cocktails
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: and beers and sell like ten dollars plates, you know
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: what I mean. So I come from uh, you know,
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: tiny but mighty operations.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Here for those of you who enjoy cooking and want
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: to try something out, I would definitely recommend this because,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: you know, what this seems that you made it way
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: more complex than it even needs to be, because like
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: you're you just went over the top today between the wagoo,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: like you don't have to use wagoo right, absolutely different thing.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: You can get your choice right, But this is definitely
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: something I would say, you know, if you're into cooking
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: worth trying. And we'll post a link to Chef swoops
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Instagram where he made a post about this, this dish
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: that he made for us.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Going up on the story. I'll have it available for
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: you guys. Checking the whole breakdown on the spice blend
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: and how to do the potatoes how much?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: And nice to get some of this garlicy challity business.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: You don't what to do. I'm just gonna hit you up,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: got you, and I'm just gonna hit you up and
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I'll buy it off of you. I'll let you make it.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I'll buy it just like what the spice ale at
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: the story. He's on our Instagram story right now at
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. All right, so at Chef Underscore Swoop,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: meeting you is such a blessing this year.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: It's a blessing to be here with you. Guys and
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: be able to showcase what I do on a platform
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: as illustrious as this one.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Right, but it really does seem like your your your
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: your rocket has pointed towards the stars right now.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: I certainly hope so.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: And it seemed to be on the rise.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: If I missed the moon, I'll grab a star on
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: the way up. Man, Amen, Yeah, I think he'll be
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well Swoop, love you man, Thank you again. This
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: is this is delicious. Check out our Instagram and a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: link to chef swoops Instagram again at chef Underscore Swoop.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break then when we come back.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: The Late Night Monologue twenty twenty five year, if you
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: please feel free to hang around, do you want to
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: see We'll reward you with some really good comedy. Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: I'm it's menace and he is, you know, always looking
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: to sharpen his comedy skills like that was one of
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: his his resolutions, is that he wanted to you know,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: I said that I wanted to watch more comedy, watch
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: more comment. Yeah, he just wanted to be a part
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: of more common during the writer more comedy in his life.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: This started during the writer's strike, right right, right, the
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Menace almost took over some spots, right, Yeah, and so
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: this was him just kind of sharpening his skills, maybe
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: in just in case they needed some scab writers for
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: some of these late night shows. So yeah, MENACE's Late
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Okay, Okay,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: the Woodie Show. Our friend, Chefs Swoop is here, Texas.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is one of my favorite guests that y'all have.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Him and Half Baked, two very different characters. Swoop's voice
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: is just comforting in general.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I got I got that that man.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So Chefs Swoop is hanging out because Menace,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Time for the Late
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Yeah yeah, open,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: ready to laugh. Everybody, please welcome me here. Yeah, what
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: a year we had.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: In January, Starbucks, there was an employee in Alabama who
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: has been by a monkey that jumped through the drive
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: through window. Police called the situation wild with a tall
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: order of prappuccino. Oh no, side note that worker might
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: have aids now all right.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: February, a.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Trailer in Pennsylvania containing one hundred thousand eggs was stolen,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: with some saying it was because of the egg prices
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: at the time. I just say it's because dumbass Tyler
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: wanted an.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Omelet trailer four in March. In March of four dozen
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: egg omelet.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Right in March, a man in Memphis, Tennessee had his
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: leg grazed by a bullet with his dog, by his
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: dog Oreo, who jumped in his bed when his paw
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: hit the trigger.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: And it's like, what a boring story. Who doesn't pull
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: out a gun when doing doggy? You know what I'm saying?
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Makes it extra hot?
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: And that's going dark today?
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah really.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: April, an online cruise company posted a prank saying they're
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: gonna be launching hushed crushes where all where it's all
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: silent and they only communicate with gestures. And that guy
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Greg and Wood, he's so horny they almost had sex.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Almost almost again, Yeah right right yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: In May, a second grader in Kentucky, left alone with
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: his mother's phone, ordered twenty two cases of dumb dumb
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: lollipops and it's like, hey, Fatty, your uncle slash dad
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: now has to work an extra shift on Christmas Walmart
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: to pay off your debt, you dump bitch?
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Who see Kentucky? Was there? Yeap?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: A straight bull in India became an Internet sensation after
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: it jumped on a motorized scooter and took off. But
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: like it's reversed here in America because dumb ass Tyler
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: writes hogs.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, A total officer there. Yeah,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: it's a bull. It's like backwards crowd scooter. Yep, all right.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: In July slash August, a mule cat was caught at
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: a Costa Rica prison attempting to sneak in two hundred
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: and thirty grams of marijuana.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Pussy only holding two hundred and thirty grams? Nice start,
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: am I? Right lady? That's pretty good. I like that,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: you know, all right.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: September, a man got pulled over in Canada for driving
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: drunk on a Barbie jeep on a busy road because
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: he wanted a slurpee.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Long story short, Menji is not allowed in Canada anymore.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Menji.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: All right now that now in October, we had a
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: lot of stories. Okay, there is nonsopper, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: but yeah, but the biggest story was.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: That we got to hang out with Jay Leno in
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: his garage.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: It was huge and Greg had so many jokes and
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: the one that I didn't share was like, hey Jay,
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: check out my hemmy as I Joe in the back seat.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: That was That was a really a joke. It was
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: just statement, right, Yeah, it wasn't meant to be hilarious.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just wanted to. I'm getting Greg's constantly
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: does enjoy being naughty?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: What what story you missed? In November, a u K.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Snack company launched a flavor of corn chips described as
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: licking a nine volt battery. No name yet, but I'm
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: guessing it's called butthole.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I like that all right? See now you got chefsper
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: on board the company.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: With all that said, though, uh, this year the Woody
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Show lost hundreds of pounds thanks to weight, lots of drugs,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: and the medical terms.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: It's we went from.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Morgan sold socks and Greg continue to suck.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Greg, I forgot what right? What you were sucking about?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: You forgotten.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Sam? We found love at seat, but may have gotten
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: a poop deck injury. Woody bought a plane so we
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: can playing wood He bought a plane so he could
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: look down on you even further, while Vaughn wishes he
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: was I messed that one up.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll move on. Sheda bought a house, while
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: we took over a land owned by a mouse. Seas
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: kept up with cards and enjoyed farts.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Menji got trash at a prom, and we all fell
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: in love with dumbass Tyler's mom. Yeah, Bort moved to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: a place like a resort, and we drank coke zero
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: by the courts went to Dubai and continued to ask
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: how's your pie? We had a wonderful year, had the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Woody show, and thank you so much for listening and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: all your support.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: We have a great show for you today. We have
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Julio Iglesias and Savage started Savage guard you said. That
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: is our festive little end.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 16: Thank you, and uh hope to see you next year.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 16: I'm out of brads, Iglecius Menaces. Late Night Monologue twenty
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 16: twenty five Year in Review. Everybody, thank you, gave me,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 16: Thank you, Thank you very much.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: No problem. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: come back. We got the d u i Q coming
• 1:02:24
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• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:31
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• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Sea Bess is out there talking to them drunks, and
• 1:02:36
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• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:41
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• 1:02:42
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• 1:02:46
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• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: now to play? Thanks straight up? You guys are idiots?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Still show me right back the Wood Show. Oh dude,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm doing today? I got a random
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: text late in the afternoon yesterday from Dexter Holland from
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: the host No Kidden, And today Dexter is gonna be
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: my flight instructor, and we're gonna we're gonna take his
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: he owns three different planes, but we're gonna take his
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: citation his jet up flying, and he's gonna show me
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: how to fly a jet he sent me up. He goes, hey, man,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: when the hell are we going flying? Because we've been
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: talking about this since uh the iHeartRadio music festival. I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: had no idea he flew planes. He's like planes, and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: so it was just one of these when are we
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: going flying? When we're going So it's happening today, Yeah,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: today after the show. My flight instructor Dexter Holland in
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: his citation, Yeah, we'll do a few of those. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: So if you see a if you see a plane
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: doing some some laps around like Catalina, it's probably.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Our listeners are pretty good at it, because they were
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: posting photos of our flight to Dubai, like the plane
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: and landing.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, I'm so psyched about it. What
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: is your preferre? Do you like flight away? What do
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: you what do you like to track flights by the way, Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like for yeah, oh you're talking about like like
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: commercial flights and stuff like that. Yeah, I got a
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: one called flight view. I like that one. That that
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: that's a pretty good one.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: For instance, I I'm thinking about this because I got
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: I got the dreaded your flight is leaving later than
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: you thought notice, and then another one and I was like,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: oh crap. So I went instantly went to the flight
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: aware to make sure it actually left the previous airport because.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see what the plane that you're waiting on,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: it's previous flight. You can track that right, because if
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: it's just sitting there, you're like, oh crap, I gotta yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be really cool. Man,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be great.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: I'll try to get some video and stuff like that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: if I'm not too busy learning how to fly a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Jeta from the lead singer of the Offspring. Like I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: was talking to my wife about, I was like, how
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: just how like you end up meeting people, you know,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: things happening and things. Yeah, so I'm very excited about that.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Whatever you got going on that you're excited about this
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: weekend hits up Friday check in over to two two
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: nine eighty seven. He puts the g in Garcia so
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: CAE Sports with Jeff Garcia Hey, Happy Friday, jefg Hey,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: good morning and happy Friday. What do you show?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 14: Let's go ahead and start with the NFL schedule for
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 14: the weekend. Chargers in Kansas City Sunday at ten am.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 14: Chiefs are favored by five points. My hope is that
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 14: they're done for the season and have given up already.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 14: Lions are at SOFI Stadium versus the Rams. That is
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 14: the game of the week. Rams are favored by six.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 14: That is Sunday at one pm. By the way, NBA
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 14: Clippers losses the Rockets last night SUBAC thirty three points
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 14: in the loss. Lakers and Phoenix on Sunday, NHL Ducks
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 14: lost to the Islanders five to last night. Ducks and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 14: Jersey tomorrow and the King's host to Flames tomorrow at
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 14: Crypto dot com Arena. College Football Heisman Trophy ceremony tomorrow
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 14: at four pm. And since we're talking college football, let's
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: catch up on every day that happened yesterday with Sharon Moore,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 14: the head coach of the Michigan Wolverines that got fired
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 14: for hooking up with this assistant. Lots of new cheese
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 14: may came out yesterday WOODI show. Apparently the relationship became
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  Speaker 14: public knowledge at the school when the coach had a
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  Speaker 14: plan be delivered to his coaching office.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of anything so stupid in my life.
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  Speaker 14: Then after he got fired, he crashed out, drove home
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  Speaker 14: to his wife and kids place and threatened to kill himself.
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  Speaker 14: He left that house, went over to his side pieces
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  Speaker 14: house and held her at knife point and threatened to
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  Speaker 14: kill himself and her and that's when the cops got
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  Speaker 14: involved and caught him. Thankfully, he's behind bars now. I'm
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  Speaker 14: just glad everybody's safe. Crazy story. Have a great sports weekend.
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  Speaker 14: I'm Jeff G.
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  Speaker 2: And that's so cal sports. There is Jeff g. O. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I know what that is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thuk, we just heard that. That's okay, that's all right.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Nothing to bother us today because it's a Friday, every yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb
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  Speaker 2: ass contest is the du Well chef swoopoop out here
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  Speaker 2: man is here playing along as well. Duy q sea
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  Speaker 2: Bask's playing the game to.
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  Speaker 9: Everybody, please, I find someone very drunk out on these
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  Speaker 9: streets and ask them some very easy questions. So the
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  Speaker 9: game is not in answering the questions. Everyone listening knows
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  Speaker 9: the answer to the question because they're just so easy,
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  Speaker 9: all right, right, The game is, well, the drunk person
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  Speaker 9: know the answer to the questions, and if you can
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  Speaker 9: guess whether they know it, twice out of three times
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  Speaker 9: you went.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Amy, who will be our
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  Speaker 2: contestant here on this round of the d U I Q.
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  Speaker 5: What's up?
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  Speaker 7: Amy?
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  Speaker 2: How are you welcome to the Woody Show? Hi Show, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so the drunk person, we're going to do
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  Speaker 2: a little bit better before we get into the guesses
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  Speaker 2: for the questions that count. This way, we just have
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  Speaker 2: a better idea of just how with it or not
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  Speaker 2: with it they are? And who is this person? This
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  Speaker 2: is Jeremy.
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  Speaker 9: And I didn't realize Jeremy was a Jermy and name,
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  Speaker 9: but as you are about to hear, he certainly has
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  Speaker 9: the accents.
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy, what are you up to tonight? Getting drunk? Getting
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  Speaker 2: drunk up with Chris Jerry? What are you getting drunk on?
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  Speaker 2: Red Bull wodka? And uh Tonic? And what car? How
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  Speaker 2: many would you say you've had? Oh, I'm a lightweight.
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  Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. I had a half drink over there, another
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  Speaker 2: half drink. He's totally het. He should be embarrassed because
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  Speaker 2: yeah he's German. He should be able to drink exactly
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  Speaker 2: hard liquor. Yeah, all right, so Amy, that is Jeremy,
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  Speaker 2: And then we're going into the questions here, just got
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  Speaker 2: to guess yes or no? Will he get these questions right?
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  Speaker 2: We have menace and Sammy. They are stone cold, sober.
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  Speaker 2: We're just guessing for fun on them if they're going
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  Speaker 2: to know the answer to these questions. And we'll start here.
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  Speaker 2: Question number one, what vehicle would you expect to find
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  Speaker 2: a porthole?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: On, what vehicle would you expect to find a porthole?
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  Speaker 2: Even give him an easy hint in the question? Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: everyone't get this?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 2: What do you guys think?
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  Speaker 4: I want to go just insane and start with a
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  Speaker 4: triple yes.
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  Speaker 2: Triple yes.
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  Speaker 8: I want to go insane and start with a triple no.
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  Speaker 2: Menace get it. No, Menace will get it. Sammy will
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  Speaker 2: get it. I'll say no for Jeremy just because you
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  Speaker 2: know it sounds pretty trashed. Might be the easiest question
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  Speaker 2: we've ever had.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, don't get crazy.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's definitely. Oh I'm getting crazy. That's pretty It
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  Speaker 2: is pretty damn I got crazy with triple yes. Chef's woop?
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  Speaker 5: What do you think I mean? The hint in the question,
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  Speaker 5: it's just so obvious. Okay, I think I think let's
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  Speaker 5: just go I think everyone You.
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  Speaker 2: Think everybody gets this one?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And then Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Jeremy
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  Speaker 2: gets it?
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  Speaker 17: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right, menace, no Amy, What do you think for Jeremy?
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  Speaker 2: No way, Jeremy, no way, all right? Question number one
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  Speaker 2: d u i Q. On what vehicle would you expect
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  Speaker 2: to find a porthole? Menace?
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  Speaker 5: An RV? An r V?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy? I mean, I guess technically you could put it
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  Speaker 2: a porthole in an RV. But that's not the that's
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  Speaker 2: not like a cruise ship. Yeah, port, yeah, yep, all right,
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  Speaker 2: for sure you'd get that one. All right, let's see
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  Speaker 2: if let's see if Amy gets the first point of
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  Speaker 2: the game. Question number one, what vehicle would you expect
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  Speaker 2: to find a porthole? A porthole on awhicle? A porthole
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  Speaker 2: on a vehicle? Is it hoday?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Did you have a holiday?
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  Speaker 2: No, because there may be potholes in there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I got face.
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  Speaker 8: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well, hey Amy, good news, you got yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You got yourself the first point there are this round
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  Speaker 2: of the d u i Q. Question number two, what
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  Speaker 2: are any too of New York City's boroughs?
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  Speaker 11: No?
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  Speaker 8: Oh my, right, I'm around here.
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  Speaker 2: I would say no, no for Jeremy, yes for menace,
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  Speaker 2: uh no for Sammy.
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  Speaker 8: Oh I believe in Sammy I'm gonna say yes for
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  Speaker 8: Menace and Sammy, no for good old Jeremy.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gory, Uh yeah, no to Jeremy. To Jeremy.
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  Speaker 4: After that, alright, let's say yes to Menace, no to Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh babe, I get two out of the possible fifteen.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Chef, I'm going two out of three. I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to say Menace, you got it, and good luck
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  Speaker 5: to Sammy. Sammy, I think Sammy got to Yes, you
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  Speaker 5: got not for my man has had too many Jeremy.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, Amy, what do you think Jeremy? Will you get it?
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  Speaker 5: Yes or no?
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  Speaker 2: No for Jeremy again. No, Here we go a question
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  Speaker 2: number two. What are they two of New York City's boroughs, Sammy?
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  Speaker 7: West Borough and east Borough.
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  Speaker 2: And east How many boroughs are there?
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  Speaker 8: Well, according to just there's there's there's five borough chess.
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  Speaker 2: Whoops, new to this? Okay, that's right, there's five. There
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  Speaker 2: are five. Menace. You have the Bronx, you have Queens,
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  Speaker 2: you have Brooklyn, you have Manhattan Point and one always
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  Speaker 2: forgets this one, the trashiest one. Take the ferry.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, ye, Pete Davidson also is Staten Island Island
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  Speaker 3: was part of the borough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wow, what the.
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  Speaker 7: Name literally had to be Borrow, west coast of you.
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  Speaker 2: This is why we played the bay. You can't write that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Well, Amy does not think that Jeremy gets
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  Speaker 2: this one, and if that ends up being the case,
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  Speaker 2: she's going to be the winner on this round of
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: the d u y Q. Question number two, What are
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  Speaker 2: of New York City's boroughs? Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 13: For sure?
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  Speaker 2: Right New York?
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  Speaker 13: Is that Borrow?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, the easiest one. He missed out on Manhattan.
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  Speaker 2: Usually if anybody's gonna get in Manhattan and then maybe Brooklyn,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: you might say long by accidents. You know, strong island
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  Speaker 2: queens like Staten Islands won that everybody forgets about Queen's
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  Speaker 2: by accident. Yeah yeah, all right? Well, hey Amy, congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: you are a winner here on the d u i Q.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, welcome bark. You's a peasy hang
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  Speaker 2: on one second. Thank you so much for listening to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: the Wodie Show. Have yourself a great weekend, Happy Friday
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: That's that's how it's done, all right. Question number three,
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  Speaker 2: which Amy didn't need, but we're gonna play for fun
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  Speaker 2: with Menace and Sammy here. Question number three? What is
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: the third to last letter of the English alphabet? Third
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  Speaker 2: to last letter? All right, what's the easiest question we've
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: ever asked?
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  Speaker 17: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Come alright, what's the eleventh letter? Or something like that?
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  Speaker 2: Not to Jeremy and then yes for both Menace and Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say triple yes really yeah in alphabet in Germany, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna say, hell, yeah, we're good in here. But outside
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  Speaker 5: outside of the studio, I don't I don't think that
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  Speaker 5: my man Jeremy is going to be able to crasp.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, I don't know how many letters
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  Speaker 2: do they have in the German now? See? Well you
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  Speaker 2: know how like you.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Say, I'm gonna say two out of three?
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  Speaker 2: So who gets it?
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  Speaker 13: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll give it the minutes, all right, So don't
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: get it right? Well no, yeah, no, to get it right?
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  Speaker 5: One gets it wrong. Yeah, we're good in the.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: Studio, and get there's thirty letters in the German alphabet.
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  Speaker 5: Got it?
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  Speaker 13: Oh?
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  Speaker 18: Man?
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  Speaker 5: If he's using the German one, he's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sticking with yes, yep, Greg, you know what I'm
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: gonna say, triple Samon. Does Jeremy get it?
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  Speaker 18: No?
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  Speaker 5: All right, all right.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Question number three, what is the third to last letter
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  Speaker 2: of the English alphabet? Sammy, X the Z X to
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: the Z exhibit. Yes, X would be the answer that
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: we're in your head X Y Z. Question number three, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 2: what is the third to last letter of the English alphabet.
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  Speaker 11: X?
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  Speaker 2: What's that starts with X? I was good to say,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: but that starts with the X. That starts with ex Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he did it. I think once the ball crossed the
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: planets a touchdown. And by the way, you can see exhibit.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: He's playing live in Dallas at the Echo Lounge in
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: the door for thirty four bucks. There you go. Well,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: that's how you play the d uy Q. Congratulations to
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: our contestant, Amy, Chef Swoop and everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Yo, what up?
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  Speaker 11: What up? What up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah man, Thank you guys. Go to see it's always fun.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Thanks for coming by. Amazing Wagoo potato hash man, it's
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: so good. We have posted on our Instagram at the
• 1:16:11
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• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: on our Instagram story. We have a link to Chef
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: swoops Instagram at Chef Underscore Swoop. He'll lay out everything
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: that you need to know. So you can try to
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: make it at home for yourself. It is really good.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Are there and blend everything. All the ratio is up,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: all the ingredients you need. All right, bodio heartming.
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  Speaker 2: We will we will see you in twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, see you guys on the other side.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: This is no mony.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: And it is that time.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody just kind of looking ahead of what we've gotten here.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: This is a good time as any four. A round
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: of the Friday fail story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got
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  Speaker 2: we've got some fail stories here and of course yeah
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: we're taking your Friday check ins on the text over
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  Speaker 2: to two to nine eighty seven. Just make sure again
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  Speaker 2: you include your name. You tell us what part of
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: town you're in listening this morning. Where are you an act?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see what we got for this round Friday failed story.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: A ladies jump in, Boys and girls, time for your
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Friday fall story. Other people thought they had the perfect
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: plan to plan that could never go wrong. But then
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: somewhere along the line that went from being a great
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: idea to one big stinking, mega uber truck. Ah, guys,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: that was super smooth. I like that, I like that
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: freshly shaved. Yeah, that was that was really smooth.
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  Speaker 5: That was nice.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: We'll start with this one, and there's a video for
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: this one, and let's play the audio for you and
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: you could see if you can guess what's happening here. Okay,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: what is happening here? Take the flame away until you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: put on there, mama.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, So okay, I have a guess.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Greg candle on the dining room table fell over and
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: caught the table clock on fire.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: And their same kind of thing, some sort of flambay dessert.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: It's someone's it's someone's birthday, and Grandma is using this
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: long lighter and she's preparing to flombay a baked Alaska
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: that is sitting on the table in front of her,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: and so she lights it as she pours the alcohol
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: on it, and it bursts into a large flame, which
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: that it's supposed to do that, right, But then for
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: some reason, dumbass Grandma pours even more of the alcohol
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: on it and on the table. So her family jumps in.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: They're trying to pat and stop the flames out as
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Grandma moves the burning dessert onto her wicker chair. Grandma
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: is an idiot. God, Grandma, bitch. When you watch the video,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: you see the cat neuw to get the hell out
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: of there right away, but yeah, grow give it up.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: This next one is from Montana where this guy he
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: was driving he needed to pee. He was on a freeway,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: so he couldn't just pull over. Uh, So he grabbed
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: an empty beer can and he tried to peep into
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: the beer can while he was driving. But that proved
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: to be easier said than done. I mean, you know,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: it's a thought, right. He loses his focus though on
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: the road, crashed into a car that was stopped in
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: front of him. The cops they show up, and they
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: had some some questions for him, like, uh, why so
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: many empty beer cans into your car? He swore up
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: and down he only had one drink that entire night,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: but the cops knew that he was lying. They made
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: him take the breathalyzer and guess what, he was three
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: times over the legal limit. It turns out he's got
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: several DUIs on his record, so he was. He was
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: arrested and taking the fail jail.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 8: Ye have so many options to pee?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Why is one full of ped This next one is
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: about this dude who was out on a hike and
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: he decided to stop and take a selfie. Anybody see
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: where this is going? No, it went well. It was teature.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: He pulled out his phone, he got the perfect shot
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: set up, and that's when the ground underneath him crumbled
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: and he fell off the cliffs. Oh, dropped about fifty
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: feet see hikings back, you guys. It is never a
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: good We've been trying to tell everybody. Anyway, this guy
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: lucked out. He survived. But yeah, selfie fail. But he
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: said so. He said the mountain gods blessed him, and
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: that when the rocks collapsed, he thought he was a goner.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: But quote, it's so good to be alive.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: Oh babe.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Here's one from San Francisco where a police officer was
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: out on patrol pulled over this car. According to the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: person he pulled over, everything seemed normal at first. But
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. He wasn't a real cop. Oh, he
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: just had some flashing light attached to the top of
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: his truck. And you know who else witnessed this whole thing,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: an actual cop for reals, police officer. Yeah, he came over,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: confronted the fake cop, placed him under arrest. The dude
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: said that he saw an ad for the flashing lights
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: on TikTok. So he bought those and he installed them
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: on his truck. And he tried to claim that I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: didn't know any of this was illegal.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 8: I'm just playing make believe.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was charged with impersonating a police officer. He
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: was taken off to failed sales.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: It would be fun to have that land on your car.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the ghost cop of Golden Gate Park.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: And this is my favorite story of the week. It's
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: from Maryland And besides a fail story, you could also
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: file it under just Prankin this grown ass woman decided
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: to prank her husband. She sent a text to him
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: that a random dude had broken into their house, and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: she sent him a picture that she made with AI
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: of the intruder on the couch covered in a blanket.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Now you're the husband, what are you going to do?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: He calls the cops. A squad of eight police cars
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: pull up to the house. They bust through the door,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: only to find the woman on the couch by her herself,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: along with a cell phone mounted on a tripod that
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: was aimed at the front door. She's saying that the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: husband's going to come rushing in and yeah. The cops
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: not pleased she was arrested and taken.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: To fail jail.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: She's an idiot.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. Those are your
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Friday fail stories. We're going to take a quick break.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: We got some more. What do you show for you next?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back. Where's
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: your mother? Christmas Gray, Marry Christmas Gray? Where are people
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: in the world?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: I think that's good.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Show.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: So many gifts, so much obligation. No room is full
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: of gifts. Yeah, he's not just the ones I already got.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: These are many, many more. Yeah. Oh no, we had
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: old Saint Dick. He he brought some stuff in that
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: was just an appetize. I don't even know where have
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: this stuff it came from. Yeah, I know I know
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: where the food came from because Sammy made these things.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: What is it? It's like a deconstructed canole.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 8: Well yeah, so they're putzel cookies.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: And I really flat waffles you like a specialty store.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And then I made canoli dip, which is basically like
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 10: canoli fillings.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: You just man your cookies into it.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: I'll perhaps some I thought these were store about their Yeah,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: absolutely perfect, made them.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you, mar Thank you, Thank you, and then what else?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: What else do we have here?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: But what I brought in gifts for everybody? Okay, because
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: I felt bad last year. I was running out of
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: town and I didn't get anybody gifts. So I made
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: sure that I, you know, stepped it.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Up this year. Everybody, I'll send you a gift card.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I got a card for everybody because
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Greg shames me, and to get that was surprising into Greg.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: I'm going I'm going to open open the gift from
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: my favorite thing in the world is a card. And
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: if I opened it the way Mennis opens a card.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would just shake it. The gift card came.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: He just goes like that, Yeah, toss.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: Its Merry Christmas, Grandma, who makes family special? And heart's
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: happy to who makes Christmas marrier Grandma. That's who love you, Greg.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: I love the man you have become Yolo menace babe.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, all right, it's a really nice
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: it's a gift bag and I'm guessing some kind of
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: booze in there. It is my favorite is it? Silver?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Silver cab It fits its perfectly. Thank you, my go
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: to gift wine because you never go wrong.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: With that one.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, it's heavy, kid, this is so nice. I'm gonna
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 8: open my card, all right, he says. The snowman is
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 8: drying his hands under the dryer in the bathroom and
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 8: it's going snowman, no war, Miss Christmas wishes it was
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 8: lit this year. Thank you for being part of it. Menace.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 8: And it's beautifully wrapped.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: You didn't wrap I couldn't do it.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Somebody else do it? All right? All right?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 13: What is it?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: What is this cool thing?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: It's a.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: Menace?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 8: It's one of those really cool digital frames.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: For your new home.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 8: So nice, Yes it is.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 14: It is.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: It is really beautiful, so beautiful.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Thanks you would like you if you really don't love this.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: I got this for the grandparents one time and they
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: I think it's it. But you know, I don't get
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 8: to see any pictures. Amazing. Thank you so much.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Sammy, behind you, all right, Sammy, Uh get everybody? Everyone
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: got carver.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: All right, there we go.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 10: Oh it's Will Ferrell from Elf but it's Buddy the
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 10: Elf on the front. Oh it's a pop up card
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 10: and he's walking across. So I traveled through the seven
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 10: levels of the Candy cane for it and past the
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 10: sea of swirly twirly gum drops, just to wish you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 10: an extra merry one.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, did you flip it looking for a
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: garden there?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 9: Like okay, I'm having the canoli cookies very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 9: it's got like it's very's the cream is very.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 12: What is that?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 7: It's a stand is a standing cooler?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: I couldn't get any cooler because you know, yeah, because
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: you know, she likes to bring her own food to work.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 7: Really is so nice in mine.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: And it's like a little pink check.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Oh so it's not okay, I see, So it's not.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with the Stanley mug. It's
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: just the same brand. But then it's like, okay, it's
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: a little warder back. It's light pink, which is girls.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, don't throw the card because there's a
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: gift card. First Trader Joe's in there.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 8: Oh it's like you really know everybody's gift.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Mine's really long. I have an idea, but all right,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: mine's really long. I'll do the I'll do the cards first.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: I'll open it up, I'll shake it for the not
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, it's it's got Clark and Ellen Griswold
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: on the front of it. And I heard him exclaim
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: as he oh as the sewer burned, bright, Merry Christmas
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: to all into all A good night nice What do you?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you for everything this year and letting me be
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: part of it all that's from that's from Mentes. Oh think,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: thank you Manyes, I do it.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 14: Now.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: There's the smaller one taped on top of the larger one.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Open the larger one first, Open the larger one first. Okay, yeah,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: you guys, this is exactly what I've been asking for.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: It's the Red Rider who the Red Rider two hundred
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: shot range carbine model air rifle, a working compass sundial
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: in Red Rider brand in the stock.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's awesome.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 8: I was gonna say that's a joke, and I was like,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: I better not just the case.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's awesome. You know what I guess you would?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: I asked, you know, well, you know what I'm guessing.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'll do like Ralfie.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: And then there's another gift with it. Oh, there's a
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: others I guess something to shoot. Okay, hold on in here,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: do we still have the football helmet and the off
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: and the toilet feeds. Oh yeah, so they're the bebes, dude,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: they'll spill all over. Yeah. And this is a buck knife. Yeah,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: every little boy should have a buck knife. Nice cut
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: some Yeah, my god, good vigilanti streets. Maybe that's your
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: plane knife, you know, you just leave the Yeah, in
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: case there's like some kind of like.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 8: Jack stabbing emergence, you can pilot.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: If you have your own plane, you can bring whatever
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: you want, like knives and yeah, compressed gas and that
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: should best. I got you, you know, that's right. You
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: know what I deal with this because I have in
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: the in one of the rooms that I have the
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: leg lamp, and I think what I'll do is I'll
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: prop this up in the corner because that's that's what
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: they did in the in the movie what's over there
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: behind the door. That's cool. Yeah, all right, thank you man,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: that's really sweet. What do you want for this me? Yeah,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: I'm good. I didn't know that may buy for free.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: I had an amazing year. Yeah he did you get
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: a twenty five thousand dollars flight?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, thirty go vip the races.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: I had an awesome year now a menace. I already
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: opened your card. Oh you did, Yeah, it was. It
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: was a McDonald's gift card, which is nice. Nice, and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: a card that said something like to my to my
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: favorite dad, getting hilarious. Here's the presence. I like that
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: like a foot by two feet big box boys.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: Truck, dump truck.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: Alright, wait a minute, what could it be? Is it
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: a studio flat top grill that's arsenal.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 9: Weed, bacon and eggs every morning? It is now highly doable. Yeah,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 9: illegal secret, illegal studio grill.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Warming.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 8: That's a gift for all of us.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: It's a warm and drawer you can keep your hash
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: brown potatoes, silver dollar pancakes top. Oh yeah, thank you, son.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: I got everybody else like Morgan and everybody else all
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: that some stuff too, but nice. I don't think we
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: have enough time to have Okay, no, well that's not nice.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: We have. We have a good vibe going on right now.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: That awesome.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 8: And then I have one and then Morgan's card for
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 8: everyone to Yeah.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Well guys, thank you so much. Yeah, god
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: see now I did give out the bonuses.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: You've done enough, Yes, you've done enough.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, I'm saying I gave out the bonus. Okay,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: I did that, but I got to give menace. Oh
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: what did you see Morgan's card this year? I've heard
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: about the cards. Yeah, it's fantastic, turned out great. So
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: it's o J and he's holding a platter which looks
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: like a turkey, but where the turkey's head neck would be,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: it's Morgan's face.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: It says, carving up that white meat and yours a
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: wonderful whole holiday season. That's for Morgan so.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 18: Much.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 8: And then everyone got the same thing from me.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah so this year.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 8: So last year's theme was car safety and this year's
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: theme is kitchen.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, A couple of things got a gravy spoon, ladle
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: like protector holder thing.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 8: The spoon rest and then spoon silicon spatulate and everyone
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: got digital.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: You know what. This is actually the appropriate size spoon
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: for me to eat cereal with perfect I like the
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: bigger spoons for cerreal, bigger spoon and a little spoon
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: for cereal, big bigger. I love it. Thank you, you're
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: very well. I was just looking at thermometer last night.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: I need one too.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: Announces can keep all this stuff here.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: For cookah and to the arsenal. Happy holidays.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 18: What was this?
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: That's the okay in the bag show and running kind
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: of late anyway, but not to be ignored. We're gonna
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: do a round of what do you show Friday? Yeah, alright,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: because the vibe is so good right now, we might
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: as well just keep it at this peak level, you know.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: Peak vibing.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Alright, Oh yeah, I didn't even see the hat hair. Yeah,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: well it was behind all the other stuff that we have.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, here we go.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: The song is, oh, Beastie Boys fight for your right. Okay,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: Beastie Boys on this. Yeah, I could do this one.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: You're getting the lyrics check?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, so it's pretty easy.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: The chorus and everybody, well, that's you know what menace.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: That's that's all you really need.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 8: Don't worry.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: See? All right, So I want to show fardioki again.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: Everybody feels joining if you like.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 18: Everybody's ready Fridaioki Beastie Boys fight for your rights, and
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 18: I just I really need you.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: Guys to jump in one sprint when it's time. You know,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: I know everybody knows the lyrics this one. What is
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: your patioki here?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: You want you like like your school man, you don't
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: wanna go.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 12: Had your mom please, but you still says no.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: You just two classes said no home work. But the
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: teacher which this classes like it's.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 8: Some kind of jerk.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: You gotta fight, so you're right, Tay, I'm talking about party.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 17: You you're talking made me say the way the chrit
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 17: spokes two packs at take.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 9: All such a drag.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: Now your mom move away your best port of man.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: But this, Yeah, you have to fight, so you're right.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: Let's party, let's get high. So I'm talking about got party,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: got he live life for party to right, you gotta brush.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: You gotta fight the bars I would o frodi oki
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: one more uh, one more verse, one more course, don't
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: go as have the fath the clothes you're gonnaware. I'll
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: kick you out of my home of Fudal.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: Cut that hair.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Your mom, But what's that.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: Noise, mamma, that's jealous to boost be rose.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: You had a fight, so you're right to.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 18: Tell.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you gotta fight, so you're right today.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Guy, Well yeah, that's a good group effort today. Everybody,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: it's a party, a long drawn out Party's party. Let's
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: get high.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 6: I'm party tell you here we go.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody show will be right back. Insensitivity training for a
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: political world. It's the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: it for this hour. That's gonna do it for today's show.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: That's it for the week. Everybody World, we met it
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: the end of another week. Let me tell you we
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: get fine on today's full show podcast, Friday podcast waiting
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com or
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcasts once again, including Spotify. Crazy
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: for you today of course, the Staples, the d YQ,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: the Friday Fail stories. We did some Woodi Show Friday Oak.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: We heard all about Morgan's after party workout. You know.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: We heard about how she went a little turn up
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of co workers, tomb Ass, Tyler and
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Bord and Vaughn. Everybody else is out there. Menaces. Late
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Night Monologue twenty twenty five Year in Review. Nice work, Yes,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: nice work, Menace, Thank you. It was way bigger comedy
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: than the Sebastian menascalco. That's a debacle on Hulu. I'll
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: be dropping my special next year that is more. Find
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: it on the full show podcast. Just go to the
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Woody Show dot com.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, time to weekend, so let's get into that. Anything
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: between now and the next time we meet. Anything you
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: got for us to listen to that podcast? You want
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: to give us your two cents about whatever it is,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: you can leave it on the after hours voicemail. Whatever
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: you got there at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: also find us and follow us on social media. Look
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: get us out of here. Some parting words of wisdom.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: Please, If you hear hooves on your roof, it's either
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: reindeer or a serious structural problem, or is.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Menace likes to say it could be Sarah Jessica Parker.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: I can't take credit for that, giant say menace, original joke,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: trademark copyright. I remember saying it. You don't remember saying
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: you were he you were buzzed. But if I had
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: a nickel for every time I've heard you say that,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: I'd be a trilling. Jeff Bezos would be like, damn
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: that guy's I want to get all that money, oh
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: from all of menaces. Sarah Jessica Parker jokes, that's rude.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: I thank you very much, Greg Gory. If you want
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: to win some more stuff, you gotta go see. Menace
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: will be the new Salvation Army Thrift Store in Glendale
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: later on today, right there on Central Avenue. That's from
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: noon until two.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: The address and more information can be found on our website.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Just clicked the events tab by going to the woodieshow
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: dot com and guys again. Donuts and coffee, I repeat
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: doughnuts and coffee.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: So that is with Menace at the new Salvation Army
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Thrift Store in Glendale noon to two. Thank you so
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  Speaker 2: much for giving the show some of your valuable time
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  Speaker 2: this week. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: great weekend. SMD Doublem. Your mom's a bitch. You was
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: a bitch, and happy Holidays. All you host is bitches