Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: "156 Million Dollar Men" Mail Bag
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Wow.
- 0:18Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
- 0:22Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.
- 0:31Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Maler and Danny g
- 0:35Speaker 3: Radio A glorious Sunday, the twenty second day of March,
- 0:40Speaker 3: And if my math is right, this is the last
- 0:43Speaker 3: Sunday before Opening Day in Major League Baseball, iver a
- 0:49Speaker 3: few days away at the end of the week, Opening
- 0:51Speaker 3: Day for the twenty twenty six MLB season, And by
- 0:54Speaker 3: the end of today we will be down whittling down
- 0:58Speaker 3: to the sweet sixteenth in college basketball. So it's a
- 1:03Speaker 3: fun time of the year, danag year. We've got mail
- 1:05Speaker 3: and it's a big time here. This is amazing.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Well, before we get to the intro for the mail bag,
- 1:12Speaker 4: do you want to hear all about my bracket?
- 1:14Speaker 1: Now? Why not? Can you do ten minutes on it?
- 1:18Speaker 4: Ten minutes yeah, well you were doing Dirton. I saw
- 1:22Speaker 4: in the standings for hosts.
- 1:25Speaker 1: I haven't looked.
- 1:26Speaker 4: I don't know, no shit, you never check work emails.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Yeah, well, in my defense, the company has already whacked
- 1:34Speaker 3: me at one point, and the first thing they do
- 1:35Speaker 3: is shut off the work email. So I feel like
- 1:38Speaker 3: it's not important to have the work email because that's
- 1:42Speaker 3: the first thing they get rid of.
- 1:43Speaker 1: So I don't want to have anything.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Well, you and I are both at the top of
- 1:47Speaker 4: the standings right now. We'll see how long that lasts.
- 1:50Speaker 1: All right, take that all you other people? All right?
- 1:54Speaker 3: That some of these guys, man, they pay such close attention.
- 1:56Speaker 3: They're like they're all about it. They college basketball, Ohio,
- 2:00Speaker 3: ol get me into Ohio.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Al here we go.
- 2:02Speaker 5: It's alright, alright, alright, let's uh, let's get into it.
- 2:19Speaker 3: These are actual letters by actual listeners to the mail bag.
- 2:22Speaker 3: You can send correspondence in care of Real fifth hour
- 2:27Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. That's Real fifth hour at gmail
- 2:31Speaker 3: dot com. And that is that Alf from the back
- 2:37Speaker 3: lot rights in on the mail bag. He says, I'd
- 2:39Speaker 3: like to piggyback off Brent's question about Buffy the Vampire Slayers.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Cancelation from last week. Yeah, that was a great question.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I'm so uh, why did NBC Sports Boston cancel Benny
- 2:51Speaker 3: Versus the Penny For that matter, why the f did
- 2:54Speaker 3: NBC cancel Alf? Well, Alf, that should still be on
- 2:59Speaker 3: because you have you need more material, Alf the alien
- 3:02Speaker 3: O Punter. We had Benny Versus the Penny had a sponsor.
- 3:05Speaker 3: I'll tell exactly what happened.
- 3:06Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 3:07Speaker 1: It's been a year.
- 3:08Speaker 3: We had a sponsor lined up ready to go. You
- 3:12Speaker 3: got to sell the soap, as John Sterling said, and
- 3:15Speaker 3: the sponsor bailed out at the eleventh hour, right before
- 3:19Speaker 3: we were going to go into production for the season.
- 3:21Speaker 1: So I was assuming I was.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Getting prepared to travel to Boston to do record some
- 3:26Speaker 3: stuff for Benny Versus the Penny, and then they bailed
- 3:28Speaker 3: out and we didn't have enough time to give another sponsors.
- 3:30Speaker 1: So that's why you fired.
- 3:33Speaker 3: I had nothing to do with the audience or anything
- 3:34Speaker 3: like that or the ratings that the show was doing fine,
- 3:38Speaker 3: but we had an advertiser and they bailed out, So
- 3:40Speaker 3: that's why the show ended up getting canceled. Hopefully we'll
- 3:43Speaker 3: bring it back, but who knows, maybe it'll pop up
- 3:45Speaker 3: somewhere else.
- 3:46Speaker 1: So that is that Kevin in Kansas?
- 3:49Speaker 4: Right?
- 3:50Speaker 3: Since this, dear Ben and Danny, G, I know that
- 3:53Speaker 3: the annual bridge coast a bridge cost here. I completely
- 3:58Speaker 3: screwed this up, Kevin, I completely screwed up the beginning
- 4:00Speaker 3: your email, he says, I know that the Animal bridge
- 4:03Speaker 3: costs California a lot of money as regular drivers in
- 4:07Speaker 3: that area. Can you tell me if the animals are
- 4:10Speaker 3: putting it to use, has it been worth the money?
- 4:13Speaker 3: Do predators just wait at either end to prey on
- 4:17Speaker 3: the lesser creatures? We curious listeners await your opinion. Well,
- 4:21Speaker 3: this is much closer to you, Danny. I don't drive
- 4:24Speaker 3: that way very often, so you drip either all the time.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Have you seen a lot of like elephants and drafts
- 4:30Speaker 3: and rhinos crossing the bridge?
- 4:32Speaker 4: I mean it might as well be a damn Safari.
- 4:35Speaker 1: They Noah's Ark. They're all lined up to go into
- 4:37Speaker 1: the arc, right.
- 4:38Speaker 4: Yeah, TMZ should get their people movers over there and
- 4:41Speaker 4: just do like a Safari slash Hollywood tour.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:45Speaker 4: No, first off, it's not completed. It's not finished. They
- 4:49Speaker 4: ran out of money, so they had to go to
- 4:51Speaker 4: the state of California to get an additional twenty million dollars.
- 4:55Speaker 4: This thing is not going to be done until next year.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Next And yeah, as you said, it raised the price right,
- 5:04Speaker 3: the price through the roof and all that, and the animals.
- 5:08Speaker 4: Well over one hundred million dollars now with a stupid bridge.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah, that is absolutely wonderful. Yes, money, well spent nothing
- 5:18Speaker 3: else to spend that money on it. But it's a
- 5:20Speaker 3: privately fun and it's okay, great.
- 5:22Speaker 4: I understand that.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand. Let's see what else do we have here?
- 5:26Speaker 3: Page Doc ferg Dog from Bennyton writes in not Fullerton, Bennington.
- 5:31Speaker 3: He says, hello Ben and Danny g. I hope you
- 5:36Speaker 3: too are doing well. I'm still understandably getting over my
- 5:40Speaker 3: hangover from the Bennies after party. I think the only
- 5:43Speaker 3: person who drank more than me was Brian Finley. Are
- 5:46Speaker 3: you guys enjoying all the wrestling and gaming ads.
- 5:50Speaker 1: On Fox Sports Radio? I sure am.
- 5:52Speaker 3: We are officially on the road to WrestleMania, so look
- 5:56Speaker 3: forward to that. Well, I'm pretty sure that that is
- 5:58Speaker 3: the competition. Pretty sure that's the competition there, ferg Dog,
- 6:02Speaker 3: bad job by you. I have the Global Gaming League
- 6:05Speaker 3: spots inspired you to dust off your old Nintendo and
- 6:08Speaker 3: play some punch out. You don't want these gaming companies
- 6:13Speaker 3: to think you're a poser.
- 6:15Speaker 1: You got to stay in the game, fellas. That's from
- 6:18Speaker 1: ferg Dog.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Uh yeah, this and.
- 6:22Speaker 1: All the all the advertising we get.
- 6:24Speaker 3: I have played Solitaire now, so I play solitaire not
- 6:28Speaker 3: much anymore. I play scrabble. Scrabble's my thing, A lot
- 6:32Speaker 3: of a lot of scrabble.
- 6:34Speaker 4: So yeah, I remember you used to play against listeners
- 6:36Speaker 4: until they started whopping on you.
- 6:38Speaker 3: No, no, I whooped their ass and they all quit.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Yeah no, I whooped their ass on the scrabble app Alf.
- 6:45Speaker 4: How I heard it?
- 6:46Speaker 1: Oh no, Alf gave up. Alf quit the biggest reporter Alf.
- 6:50Speaker 1: So that's it's it. I'm out.
- 6:53Speaker 4: Uh so, Yeah, Nintendo sixty four was the best console.
- 6:58Speaker 4: I still have a working one in the garage. And
- 7:02Speaker 4: it's TNA wrestling, get it right, Yeah, it's.
- 7:05Speaker 3: TNA and perfect right. I don't know anyone who does
- 7:08Speaker 3: love TNA, I mean, come on, please.
- 7:11Speaker 4: And then I saw her boobs. Now I'm a believer.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Kevin from Seattle writes in He says, Ben, I know
- 7:19Speaker 3: you're a big fan of New Age medicine. He says
- 7:24Speaker 3: doctors might soon write prescriptions to visit botanical gardens. According
- 7:30Speaker 3: to keV from Seattle, well that's do you really need
- 7:33Speaker 3: a prescription to go to a botanical garden?
- 7:36Speaker 1: Is that true?
- 7:36Speaker 4: Is that?
- 7:38Speaker 1: Where's the we have this Pasadena?
- 7:40Speaker 3: There's a botanical garden or near near Santa i, Neita,
- 7:43Speaker 3: near us Well, in so Cow.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I'm sure there's.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Other quite Yeah, there's there's quite a few of those
- 7:50Speaker 4: in southern California.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I've been to the one in Arcadia. I
- 7:56Speaker 1: have been been there, it says.
- 7:58Speaker 3: A corner story published in the Biological Diversity whatever that is.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Some website makes the case that the botanical gardens deserve
- 8:08Speaker 3: far more of a central place and urban planning, they claim,
- 8:13Speaker 3: and of course all the usual climate climate stuff in there,
- 8:17Speaker 3: and so then they yeah, Kevin sent.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Me the stort.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whatever you that makes you feel better, go
- 8:23Speaker 3: to the botanical garden, Danny. Have you felt better when
- 8:26Speaker 3: you've gone to the botanical garden? Have you felt like
- 8:28Speaker 3: your life changed in amazing ways when you walk through
- 8:32Speaker 3: all the different flowers and what not? There?
- 8:36Speaker 4: No, it was I took Brenda to one in Santa Barbara. Okay,
- 8:40Speaker 4: because when we were first dating, it was one of
- 8:43Speaker 4: the places she said she wanted me to take her.
- 8:45Speaker 4: After that, we started going. We started doing like wine
- 8:48Speaker 4: tasting and I said what about the gardens and she's like,
- 8:51Speaker 4: there's no alcohol there.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Oh see, there you go. You passed it. She moved
- 8:59Speaker 1: on to the box. I got you.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great, Lucky Tony writes in he says, hey,
- 9:04Speaker 3: Ben and Danny G. Tip of the Bears cap toule
- 9:08Speaker 3: ohio al from Lucky Tony. Oh a dad ohio. I'll
- 9:12Speaker 3: get some love from Lucky Tony. Great Benny's show. But
- 9:16Speaker 3: that means he hated it. I did not hear Danny
- 9:19Speaker 3: G's lifetime achievement speech. Do you mind repeating it here?
- 9:22Speaker 3: Danny on the podcast? That's signed Bears Lucky Tony.
- 9:27Speaker 4: That's from Yeah, that was a great moment on the
- 9:30Speaker 4: show too. I'm sorry you missed it. And I didn't
- 9:32Speaker 4: want to be too cliche, but it went a little
- 9:35Speaker 4: something like this. I would love to thank all the
- 9:39Speaker 4: people who helped me through this journey. There's too many
- 9:42Speaker 4: to name, but if you're listening right now, you know
- 9:45Speaker 4: who you are. Well.
- 9:46Speaker 3: I like when you did some poetry said, roses are
- 9:49Speaker 3: red violets of blue, and I can run the board
- 9:51Speaker 3: and produce the show better than you. I thought that
- 9:53Speaker 3: was nice. I thought that was a classy way to
- 9:56Speaker 3: do it.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You know, I might have been cut out of the show.
- 10:00Speaker 1: I have no idea.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Outback, John and Joanne right in from so Cal, Hey,
- 10:05Speaker 3: big Ben and Danny g My wife and I were
- 10:07Speaker 3: listening on Thursday night. We were thrilled TNA lookt TNA wrestling,
- 10:13Speaker 3: Danny what other?
- 10:15Speaker 1: What other show?
- 10:16Speaker 3: And the people love the advertise, Our listeners love the
- 10:21Speaker 3: advertisers on Fox Sports Radio.
- 10:23Speaker 1: God bless them.
- 10:24Speaker 4: It's a good thing because you just heard what happens
- 10:26Speaker 4: when a sponsor pulls out.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Exactly, not a good thing.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Outback, John and Joanna and so Cal right, and says
- 10:33Speaker 3: me and my wife were listening Thursday. We were thrilled
- 10:35Speaker 3: TNA Wrestling is a new sponsor of the show. We are,
- 10:39Speaker 3: in fact big wrestling fans. How about that to mention
- 10:42Speaker 3: at the top of our two was fantastic. She asked
- 10:46Speaker 3: me how you knew we loved wrestling, and I said,
- 10:50Speaker 3: because he's Ben Mallard.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Duh. There you go.
- 10:52Speaker 3: The TNA impact is a fantastic show according to Outback John,
- 10:57Speaker 3: and he says, as far as the mailback question, I
- 11:00Speaker 3: know we don't do lists around here, but other than
- 11:03Speaker 3: Hulk Hogan splendid monologue on him when when by you
- 11:07Speaker 3: what he passed? Who else were your favorites as a kid.
- 11:10Speaker 3: I always loved Jake the Snake, Roberts and Macho Man
- 11:14Speaker 3: Randy Savage. Thank you there you go, out Back John
- 11:17Speaker 3: and Joanna in so Cal. Yeah, I was a big
- 11:22Speaker 3: fan of Haul Cogan, Andre the Giant. The size of
- 11:26Speaker 3: Andrea the Giant as a human being. Mean gene Oakerland
- 11:31Speaker 3: was legendary, the Junkyard dog hack saw Dougan.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I believe his name something like that.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah, he was about Canada's greatest import. Who
- 11:46Speaker 4: Rowdy Roddy Piper rest in peace.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Saddy Roddy Piper was good?
- 11:49Speaker 3: Uh mean, I mentioned Mean gene Okerland, who is the
- 11:53Speaker 3: manager for the He was like the evil heel manager
- 11:57Speaker 3: Bobby the Brain Heenan. I thought that he was so
- 12:00Speaker 3: it was such a great heel. I thought he was
- 12:02Speaker 3: pretty good, but it was good. I went as a kid.
- 12:06Speaker 3: I've told the story before in the podcast in the past,
- 12:08Speaker 3: John and Joanna. But I went as a kid to
- 12:10Speaker 3: the Anaheim Convention Center for wrestling, and we stuck around
- 12:14Speaker 3: after the show and we watched the guys walk back
- 12:17Speaker 3: to the hotel.
- 12:18Speaker 1: They all had jumpsuits on. It was good, it was good.
- 12:21Speaker 3: It was I remember seeing some of the guys without
- 12:24Speaker 3: their costumes on.
- 12:25Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's pretty cool. Pretty I had
- 12:27Speaker 1: so many.
- 12:28Speaker 3: I mean, there's only a few of them there I name,
- 12:29Speaker 3: but there's a bunch any favorite wrestling people Danny growing
- 12:33Speaker 3: up or no, not your.
- 12:34Speaker 4: Thing, I mean, besides Rowdy Roddy Piper. We only got
- 12:37Speaker 4: to sneak a peek at wrestling once in a while
- 12:39Speaker 4: because it was on my mom's list of no, I
- 12:44Speaker 4: don't want that on the TV. First of all, she said,
- 12:47Speaker 4: it's fake. You guys got to know that it's fake spoiler.
- 12:52Speaker 4: And then second, I don't want you doing these wrestling
- 12:55Speaker 4: moves in the living room, you know. Then my brother
- 12:57Speaker 4: turns the TV back to Bugs Bunny and when she
- 13:00Speaker 4: walks into the other room, he drops an elbow on me.
- 13:04Speaker 4: So it didn't work. We just didn't get to watch
- 13:06Speaker 4: as much wrestling as everybody else.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we had the same We had the same situation.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Me and my older brother were watching my younger brother.
- 13:14Speaker 3: My parents never went out.
- 13:16Speaker 1: They I was very.
- 13:17Speaker 3: Didn't want to leave us kids alone, didn't trust us kids.
- 13:20Speaker 3: They finally they got it in their head that it
- 13:22Speaker 3: was okay for them to go out and have a
- 13:24Speaker 3: nice meal together and a nice day, and so they
- 13:26Speaker 3: left us all there. And of course, by about half
- 13:29Speaker 3: an hour after they left, we had my younger brother
- 13:34Speaker 3: jumping off the top of the sofa like it was
- 13:36Speaker 3: the top ring top rope and broke his arm.
- 13:43Speaker 4: So are you saying that's what my mom was trying
- 13:45Speaker 4: to avoid?
- 13:45Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't. It kind of ruined my parents
- 13:48Speaker 1: state night and they had to go to the emergency.
- 13:51Speaker 4: My brother as art.
- 13:52Speaker 3: But it was a really great move in my defense, Danny.
- 13:56Speaker 3: I mean, he really did fly off the top rope.
- 13:58Speaker 3: It just land was a little bit of a problem.
- 14:02Speaker 3: The jumping off was next level. But thanks to outback
- 14:06Speaker 3: John and Joanna for continuing to listen support the show.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Reggie from Detroit writes in on the mail bag. He says, Hey, Ben,
- 14:13Speaker 3: did you see the latest on your AI guy or
- 14:17Speaker 3: not AI? He says, the bots? The bots? I did
- 14:21Speaker 3: not see this Reggie, but I thank you for giving
- 14:23Speaker 3: me the latest on this. So this guy in North Carolina,
- 14:25Speaker 3: We've talked about it on this podcast, Danny. He used
- 14:29Speaker 3: AI to create songs and increase the amount of people
- 14:34Speaker 3: used bots to then download the song and listen to
- 14:39Speaker 3: the song. And this guy illegally earned over eight million
- 14:44Speaker 3: dollars in royalties off fake music and bots. And he
- 14:52Speaker 3: just had the computer shooting out everything and made eight
- 14:57Speaker 3: million before he got caught. He used advanced AI that
- 15:03Speaker 3: anyone who is computer savvy can use. And this is
- 15:08Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. Then this is my this is
- 15:09Speaker 3: my michig os, I admit it.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Ben Is he genius or diabolical?
- 15:14Speaker 1: How about both?
- 15:16Speaker 3: And he's got like the most generic name according to
- 15:18Speaker 3: the story, his name is Michael Smith.
- 15:22Speaker 1: How many guys are named Michael Smith?
- 15:24Speaker 4: AI generated his name, I know code.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Of the Department of Justice.
- 15:30Speaker 3: The guy was able to produce with AI hundreds of
- 15:32Speaker 3: thousands of songs which automated bots would stream billions of
- 15:39Speaker 3: times billions obviously, well you know, forever they calculated a
- 15:45Speaker 3: corner to the Department of Justice that this guy he
- 15:48Speaker 3: could utilized the bots accounts to produce about six hundred
- 15:51Speaker 3: and sixty one thousand streams daily. That's over half a
- 15:55Speaker 3: million streams daily one dude in some town in North Carolina,
- 15:59Speaker 3: and one point during the charge time period he earned
- 16:05Speaker 3: one point two million dollars in royalty annually. This guy
- 16:09Speaker 3: was making a million two now, isn't it wouldn't that
- 16:12Speaker 3: be kind of the kind of thing you do for
- 16:13Speaker 3: a few months, stop and then maybe down the line
- 16:15Speaker 3: you bring it back.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Or something like that. But this guy couldn't couldn't stop.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Apparently, if I read the story right, he just kept
- 16:20Speaker 3: going and going and going and going.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Eventually he got uncovered and all that.
- 16:25Speaker 3: But this is the argument that the guy Smith of
- 16:28Speaker 3: coord is this happened last regisim of the story.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Here.
- 16:32Speaker 3: Smith pled guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit
- 16:36Speaker 3: wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of five years
- 16:40Speaker 3: in prison. He also agreed to pay back over eight
- 16:43Speaker 3: million dollars.
- 16:45Speaker 1: In money.
- 16:47Speaker 4: But damn well, if he's got to do five years
- 16:49Speaker 4: of hard time, maybe it's not hard time, but if
- 16:52Speaker 4: he's still five years locked up, at least let him
- 16:55Speaker 4: keep a million.
- 16:56Speaker 1: How they're gonna get everything back?
- 16:58Speaker 3: Right, And it says up to five years maximum sentence
- 17:02Speaker 3: five years, which means I don't know this guy's that can.
- 17:05Speaker 1: I don't know if he has a criminal record or not.
- 17:07Speaker 1: He's not gonna get that. What's next.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Let's go to Scott from Florida on the mail back.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Scott is a regular p one working in the overnight
- 17:16Speaker 3: shift in the Sunshine State. He says, Ben and Danny
- 17:19Speaker 3: g now that you Ben, he's now that you have
- 17:21Speaker 3: had close persons in our interactions with both Dave Chappelle
- 17:25Speaker 3: and Rush Limbaugh. Which conspiracy theory do you think is
- 17:29Speaker 3: most likely to be true about them? Dave Chappelle was
- 17:34Speaker 3: replaced by a body double or Rush Limbaugh was Jim
- 17:39Speaker 3: Morrison from the.
- 17:40Speaker 4: Doors saw him on the street and two at that time,
- 17:46Speaker 4: you and I saw Rush Limbaugh in the hallway. He
- 17:51Speaker 4: had two bodyguards and a guitar case.
- 17:54Speaker 1: You know, I gotta protect the legend. You have to
- 17:55Speaker 1: protect the legend. That is what you have to do.
- 17:57Speaker 4: There, it was either his golden mic in the guitar
- 18:02Speaker 4: case or a guitar because he was Jim Morrison.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Well, there you go. It's possible that was the case.
- 18:10Speaker 3: But yeah, I like the conspiracy theories from Scott, though
- 18:14Speaker 3: that's good. That's maybe Rush is still alive somewhere and
- 18:18Speaker 3: doing you could bring Rush back.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Have an AI version of Rush. I don't know that
- 18:24Speaker 1: you want to do that.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Ye did you hear about AI Colin?
- 18:29Speaker 3: Yeah, created a super Colin, so he'll just keep doing
- 18:32Speaker 3: the show forever on AI. Right, Magic, You're you gonna
- 18:37Speaker 3: do that? Dan Patrick? Just having a Dan Patrick AI.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Just where Colin was right and where Colin was wrong.
- 18:43Speaker 3: It's where Colin was dead and where Colin was alive.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, what a what a world?
- 18:51Speaker 3: Man?
- 18:51Speaker 1: What a freaking world?
- 18:53Speaker 3: Donald from the Boston area rights in. He says, he's
- 18:57Speaker 3: promising that he will get the team together to make
- 19:01Speaker 3: sure that Lorena is safe when all the crazies are
- 19:05Speaker 3: in Boston. Hey, we're planning a Boston meet and greet
- 19:09Speaker 3: which will be coming up sometime in.
- 19:13Speaker 1: When is that May?
- 19:14Speaker 4: I think it's going to be in May.
- 19:17Speaker 3: I have the announcement coming up this week at some point. So, yeah, Donald,
- 19:24Speaker 3: concerned about the safety. I think Loreno will be okay.
- 19:28Speaker 4: But that's right.
- 19:30Speaker 3: Next up, we have a Kwang from Ho Chi Minh
- 19:33Speaker 3: Vietnam Guaranteed Human Rights, and he says, hey, big Ben
- 19:37Speaker 3: and Danny Danny G Radio. How did you get to
- 19:43Speaker 3: be a John R. Wooden Award voter? He says, that's
- 19:49Speaker 3: the first question. So years ago, I was a kid
- 19:53Speaker 3: and there was a sportscaster at Channel five in LA
- 19:56Speaker 3: named Ed Arnold. And Ed was a friend of mine.
- 20:00Speaker 3: He's a very nice man, very polite, cool guy, and
- 20:03Speaker 3: you know, good dude. Knew that he wanted to help
- 20:06Speaker 3: out the younger generation of sportscasters. And I was one
- 20:09Speaker 3: of the young punks at the time. And Ed was
- 20:12Speaker 3: in charge of the John R. Wooden Award. And he said, Ben,
- 20:17Speaker 3: I want you to have a vote. And I said,
- 20:19Speaker 3: you're full of blankety blank blank. He said, no, no,
- 20:22Speaker 3: I really want you to have a vote. And I
- 20:25Speaker 3: said okay.
- 20:25Speaker 1: And he says, as long as you keep voting every year,
- 20:28Speaker 1: you'll have a vote.
- 20:29Speaker 3: As long as you're in the media. I said, okay,
- 20:32Speaker 3: I'm in. I almost missed it a couple of times.
- 20:36Speaker 3: I forgot a few times, and I needed Eddie to
- 20:39Speaker 3: help me out on that. But it was Ed Arnold
- 20:41Speaker 3: who just passed away not that long ago, and Ed
- 20:44Speaker 3: was the man that gave me.
- 20:45Speaker 1: The opportunity to vote for the John R.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Wooden Award, which I'm very grateful for and it's one
- 20:50Speaker 3: of the cool things that I get to do and
- 20:51Speaker 3: have one of a handful of people that actually are
- 20:55Speaker 3: like media types basketball types.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Get the vote? Who else to have any?
- 21:00Speaker 2: Old?
- 21:00Speaker 3: Andy writes in he says, howdy, gentlemen, you mentioned Tommy's
- 21:04Speaker 3: in Hollywood on the radio this week, so I had
- 21:07Speaker 3: to write It's been a while, but I still live
- 21:10Speaker 3: around the corner from that landmark. I still listen daily
- 21:13Speaker 3: live and in podcast for him all the way back
- 21:16Speaker 3: to the Walking to two sun Days. Yeah, the Arizona
- 21:22Speaker 3: Illinois game in the NCA eight and the famous smallman
- 21:27Speaker 3: in show history.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Quick question for both of you.
- 21:31Speaker 3: What food is in red line between you and your wife?
- 21:37Speaker 3: I can't ride with my wife's love of Mediterranean food
- 21:43Speaker 3: and she bailes on my pensiant for duck and other
- 21:48Speaker 3: dark foul.
- 21:51Speaker 1: How do you guys handle it? Love you both.
- 21:53Speaker 3: That's from Andy Old and he's still lived Tommy's Chili
- 21:59Speaker 3: Fry in Hollywood. He says, Yeah, so my wife eats
- 22:05Speaker 3: a lot of weird like vegetable stuff.
- 22:08Speaker 1: And collar of flour and all. That's not that's not
- 22:12Speaker 1: my deal.
- 22:13Speaker 4: I'm not.
- 22:14Speaker 1: I'm not into that. I don't mind Mediterranean.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I don't eat fish, so I don't eat dog or
- 22:19Speaker 3: anything like that.
- 22:21Speaker 1: We pretty much just eat what we like.
- 22:23Speaker 3: And then we're trying to find stuff that we like
- 22:27Speaker 3: together that we'll eat.
- 22:29Speaker 1: And that's that's that. I don't like a lot of
- 22:32Speaker 1: smelly stuff.
- 22:33Speaker 4: What about you, Danny, Brenda and I line up really
- 22:38Speaker 4: well when it comes to food.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Oh good, Then you don't have to worry about that.
- 22:43Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no food that's divisive between us.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Tastes like a touchdown in your mouth.
- 22:50Speaker 4: The only thing I will say is she is grossed
- 22:53Speaker 4: out if I eat a bowl of cereal because she
- 22:55Speaker 4: hates milk, whereas you call it milk. That's it, though.
- 23:00Speaker 4: That's the only thing that bothers her that I like,
- 23:02Speaker 4: and she doesn't.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, she my watch just complains about any
- 23:07Speaker 3: chewing because she has miss aphonia.
- 23:09Speaker 1: I'm married.
- 23:10Speaker 3: My wife wants to dress up. She that's the main
- 23:20Speaker 3: issues the mistophonia. Like anything, I gus, what are you.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Chewing like that? Far as I was just eating, that's it.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Michael and Tulsa writes.
- 23:30Speaker 3: In uh, he says, uh, one of the greatest ancient
- 23:36Speaker 3: philosophers in human history. This guy from China, China, according
- 23:42Speaker 3: to Google Ai blah blah blah blah blah.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Says, depending on your dollar, he did a pronunciation.
- 23:52Speaker 3: He's the father of some ancient Chinese philosophy.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Was there something answer her question here? Oh? Yeah about
- 24:04Speaker 1: the lizard thing? Yeah, he says.
- 24:05Speaker 3: It brought a huge smile on my face when you
- 24:07Speaker 3: said you thought about what is a lizard thinking? I'm
- 24:12Speaker 3: glad the lizard was able to escape the Malor mansion
- 24:15Speaker 3: without being harmed nor eaten by Moxie. Well, Moxie's too
- 24:18Speaker 3: lazy to eat it, Michael, Come on, I mean Moxie
- 24:23Speaker 3: didn't even notice it.
- 24:24Speaker 1: She just laid there by the way.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Ben, there are people in South America and other parts
- 24:32Speaker 3: of the world who allow lizards to stay in their
- 24:34Speaker 3: home twenty four to seven because lizards are awesome creatures
- 24:38Speaker 3: and they'll eat the damn bugs like cockcroaches, but they
- 24:43Speaker 3: can't bite, and they are tremendous insect eaters.
- 24:50Speaker 1: So there you go.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Perhaps you could bring an iguana into the Fox Sports
- 24:55Speaker 3: radio studios to eat the giant cockroaches. That's for Michael.
- 25:01Speaker 3: That by management. Danny get pet iguana in there.
- 25:07Speaker 4: That. Yeah, that's a great idea.
- 25:09Speaker 1: I'll put the Fox logo on it. It'll be it'll
- 25:12Speaker 1: be good.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Why not? Uh? It used to be the Gico studios,
- 25:17Speaker 4: remember do you remember?
- 25:19Speaker 1: Yeah, for a long time ocually.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Ico Gecko in there.
- 25:23Speaker 3: It was the Auto Zone Studios for a while when
- 25:25Speaker 3: we first started, and then it was Geico, and then
- 25:28Speaker 3: it was tire Rack and now it's just kind of whatever.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Fred from Anaheim, right, sin, he says, Been and Danny.
- 25:34Speaker 4: The TNA studios, Now that's right.
- 25:37Speaker 3: How can AI wash dishes and cook? And he sent
- 25:41Speaker 3: me a story here that door Dash is paying door
- 25:44Speaker 3: dashers to do their own household chores to train AI robots.
- 25:51Speaker 3: So they're they're getting robots that'll do your dish. I
- 25:54Speaker 3: don't mind doing the dishes. Why would you want to
- 25:56Speaker 3: when you need a robot? You want to hire a robot,
- 25:59Speaker 3: Danny do your dish.
- 26:00Speaker 1: And cook.
- 26:02Speaker 4: Dishes? No, but vacuuming, dusting, like deep cleaning. I'm all
- 26:08Speaker 4: for a robot getting busy, which.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Is ironic because you kind of sound like a robot
- 26:13Speaker 3: at times during this podcast.
- 26:14Speaker 1: So it does work out very well.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Racist, you're the robotic Gee, So these people at door
- 26:25Speaker 3: Dash are teaching the robots to essentially take their jobs.
- 26:29Speaker 3: It's akin to the NFL when you're supposed to groom
- 26:32Speaker 3: the next quarterback. While you're messing that up. You're kind
- 26:36Speaker 3: of screwing that up. Mike from Toledo rights in. He
- 26:40Speaker 3: says Ben, how could the United States Postal Service have
- 26:44Speaker 3: lost already one point three billion dollars this year?
- 26:49Speaker 1: Who's running the postal Service?
- 26:51Speaker 3: Well, you've certainly emailed the right place, Mike, to complain
- 26:54Speaker 3: about the United States Postal Service.
- 26:57Speaker 1: I have no idea.
- 26:58Speaker 3: I don't know these governments operations. No one in the
- 27:04Speaker 3: real world. If you had a business that was losing
- 27:07Speaker 3: one point three billion, which I guess is what they've
- 27:09Speaker 3: already used lost according to you, Mike, people would lose
- 27:12Speaker 3: their job, There would be investigations, they would go out
- 27:16Speaker 3: of business.
- 27:17Speaker 1: In this world, you don't have to worry about it.
- 27:19Speaker 4: In the in the.
- 27:20Speaker 3: Political world, the federal government world, you don't have to
- 27:24Speaker 3: worry about it. They say that they may have to
- 27:27Speaker 3: halt mail delivery in twenty twenty seven. Something tells me
- 27:30Speaker 3: they're not going to halt mail delivery in twenty twenty seven.
- 27:36Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know what do you want to
- 27:39Speaker 1: do with that?
- 27:39Speaker 3: Oh?
- 27:40Speaker 4: What else are we were still going to get Furman's mail.
- 27:43Speaker 3: The great Andy Furman, who did send me an email
- 27:46Speaker 3: the other day, not snail mail, but an email. And
- 27:50Speaker 3: he did the old fashioned way where he put everydy
- 27:54Speaker 3: everyone's email address in there.
- 27:56Speaker 1: So it's like a hundred people's email. You know what
- 28:00Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
- 28:02Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot. That is as like our og
- 28:07Speaker 4: Twitter users on the Avalor Show, who would put their
- 28:11Speaker 4: phone number in as their profile name.
- 28:14Speaker 3: Oh, the guy from Minnisoda he wanted to smokes out. Yeah,
- 28:19Speaker 3: cell phone number a name on the man. That's a
- 28:25Speaker 3: tough one. All right, I think we'll get out I
- 28:28Speaker 3: mean this some other ones, but we'll save it for
- 28:30Speaker 3: another time. If you want to send a mail into
- 28:32Speaker 3: the fifth hour mail bag, you can do that real
- 28:35Speaker 3: fifth hour.
- 28:36Speaker 1: At gmail dot com.
- 28:38Speaker 3: That's real fifth hour at gmail dot com.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And that's it.
- 28:43Speaker 3: I will be on tonight regular time, should be on
- 28:48Speaker 3: all week, barring some kind.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Of unforeseen situation.
- 28:53Speaker 3: I will be on there behind the microphones, breaking down
- 28:56Speaker 3: what happened this weekend in college basketball and everything else
- 28:59Speaker 3: going on, and squawking away under the cover of darkness,
- 29:03Speaker 3: and then Danny, what's going on with you?
- 29:06Speaker 1: Your schedule?
- 29:06Speaker 4: Everything good with you? Yes, back to a full week
- 29:09Speaker 4: with CNRR on afternoon.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I wish you the best. I don't know.
- 29:15Speaker 3: There's a lot of robotic stuff going on.
- 29:19Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I have any wonderful rest.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Of your Sunday and I'll chat with you tonight on
- 29:31Speaker 3: the radio.
- 29:33Speaker 4: It's like a six million dollar man, but with inflation,
- 29:36Speaker 4: I'm like the fifty six million dollar man. Asta pasta,
- 29:44Speaker 4: got a murder. I gotta go