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#144: Uri Hassan / Growing Up / Kivi Hershenov / Wrestling / Comedy Films · Come Together with Ephraim Herschmann

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  Welcome to another episode of Come Together.
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  I can't drink. You know what?
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  We're live, dude, no problem. You don't have to be upset.
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  What's going to happen is you're going to think about it, you're
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  going to soak in it. Manifest it.
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  You're going to manifest it and and we're going to have other
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  other alternative options over here.
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  We're we're we're loaded up over here.
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  I fake and love it. Kind of man, dude, I'm dude.
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  I'm so happy to. Kirkland water This.
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  Is great dude to Kirkland water and to some except for the debut
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  and Maestro Dobo tequila. Yes, dude, dude, talk to me.
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  Cleveland. What's the connect?
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  Cleveland no connect dude, I had to go on a work trip there
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  actually. It's crazy.
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  My dad. So my dad and I work together.
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  This is our first time hanging out, man.
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  Straight the heck up, it's just this craziness.
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  It's fun. I've done this with a couple of
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  friends where it's, I've never done the first time you hung out
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  was a podcast, but I've done that the first time I got to
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  like get to know them was in a podcast, you know?
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  Freaking love it but. Yeah, So I work with my dad.
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  We sell medical equipment and one time I used to when I was
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  single. I'm going a lot of Rd. trips to
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  because I like to travel. I like to see different country,
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  parts of the country. To tell me you did the, the New
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  York straight down the pipe to, I mean, to what do you call you
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  did it to the, to the Midwest to you've done that.
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  I've done, I've done cross. I live.
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  I moved to Seattle, so I've done, I've driven from New York
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  to Seattle and back, which was phenomenal.
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  Yeah, dude, 10 out of 10 experience.
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  I totally jealousy just entered my brain.
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  Yeah, I'm not a jealous guy. Really.
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  That's insane dude. You could do it, man.
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  It takes a week. It'll take.
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  It'll cost you. Give me the states give.
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  Me the states, give me the states.
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  OK, so you start in New York, OK, Pennsylvania, I believe.
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  Hey, to interrupt one more thing, give me the whole, give
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  me the the amount of nights you're doing Hotel 03.
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  I did, I think 4 fantastic. So.
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  Good. I think 4.
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  But that's really rushing the trip, right?
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  Like, my grandmother lives in Colorado part of the year, and
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  she happened to have been there while we were there.
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  And so we stopped there for the weekend.
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  And so we drove from New York through Pennsylvania.
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  So it was just me. I was picking up a friend.
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  I convinced my friend to move to Seattle with me.
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  We had four friends living in a house together and.
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  Ordering island crust. Oh yeah, dude, Actually, I don't
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  know if we ever got from there, No.
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  I just not thought. Dude, it's so funny.
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  It is, dude. But you know what?
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  Oh, and the and the and there's like a vegan Indian.
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  Yes, I think they closed though. I think they go inside and also
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  Einstein Bagels is kosher there. Really.
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  Yeah, dude, great. Fun fact, there's a the the
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  public's version of the West Coast Albertsons.
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  No maybe no on a CC KC K not KC. No, it's called quality.
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  QCQC. QC No, I'll get the name
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  Safeway. Safeway for sure.
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  Safeway for sure, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Then there's also Qi. Think QC is like quality.
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  I never heard of that one. I don't know, but yeah, dude.
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  So West Coast life was super, super awesome, dude.
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  It's a whole years. That was 20.
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  That was 2019 into 2020 into COVID.
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  Straight lockdown, Chaz, all that stuff.
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  BLM riots are all happening while you're.
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  An anarchist city or. Yeah, well, you know what?
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  I'm somewhat of an anarchist myself, man.
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  So I no kidding. I, I, they, they, they were
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  cool, man. It was.
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  You could, you could be Lib. You'd be conserved.
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  I I don't judge. Bro, I had no I I'm I'm I'm in
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  between right now. I'm kind of aware, like I don't
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  like, like what anyone's doing about anything.
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  So it's. Hard to I'm with that I'm with.
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  That yeah, so. Until you get us cheap housing,
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  get the hell out of you. Dude, dude, I was talking to my
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  dad about this, right? Because I was going to, when I
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  was buying this house, I was all stressed out about money and I
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  was like, you think this house is a good deal?
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  And he's like, honestly, I was like, yeah, he's like when I
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  bought my first house, I was making $100,000 a year.
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  My house cost $250,000 and like that was like what was normal?
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  And he's like, and he's like, you can't find a house for
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  $202,000 anywhere, right? So he's like, maybe you're so,
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  so so you make, you know, whatever amount and the house is
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  4 times your, your annual salary or five times your annual
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  salary. Like that's, that's what life is
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  now, man. And like, you know, he's, you
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  can do about it, bro. And yeah.
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  Kind of keep grinding. He, yeah, he's funny.
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  He was taught. He was like, how much, how much
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  you make this year. I told him he was like, you
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  should have put away like 20 grand.
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  And I'm like, I, I'm like, I'm not, we're making it.
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  But like, you know, we're not. I'm not putting away 20 grand a
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  year. Like he's like, yeah, I mean,
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  like, it's just a different world.
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  Like he doesn't. Easy.
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  Where's your pops from? Not Miami, Miami Beach.
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  What? Yeah, dude, he's Floridian
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  through and through him. That's why I originally why I
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  wanted to come down here. He went to like return that's.
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  From a Miami. Beach guy, like, you know, top
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  41. Yeah, dude, that's exactly
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  right. An 80s Miami Beach guy.
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  Wow. That's so.
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  That's rare, dude. Yeah, dude, he knows Pacey's
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  family forever. He knows.
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  I mean, like, Miami Beach was small town.
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  Miami Beach was just. Just 41st St.
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  And probably like what else? What like thinking I'm thinking
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  throwback joints. Nah Shemtov is after our.
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  Diet shemtov. But that's yeah.
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  It was always there, yeah. And everyone knows it, even you
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  know. Yeah, everyone knows I don't
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  think of my bagel time off. Bagel time.
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  Bagel Time. Dude, teleport.
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  I, we used to like just like cut, get in like land and then
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  just go for a walk up and down 41st St. just to see what's
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  going on. I love it.
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  Here we go. And I haven't hit one of these
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  in such a darn long time. Really.
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  No, it's been a fat minute. No pun, No pun.
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  As in like a week or fat minute like a year or like somewhere in
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  between that. Three.
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  No. Three.
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  What? No.
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  Hold on a second. Give me a second.
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  It's got to be I think probably 2 years.
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  You've been smoking two years. Really sweet, dude.
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  Yeah, we'll crank it up, dude. It's.
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  Been a minute. OK.
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  To the audience, these are straight Mall Bros or three O
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  fives. Yes, 305-3053 O 5.
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  Mr. Three O 5. You smoke cigarettes?
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  Oh you definitely smoke cigarettes, dude.
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  American Spirit. American spirits?
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  What about diet cokes? Kiwi calls them fridge
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  cigarettes. So here's the thing with Diet
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  Coke, bro. So the local sewer here, right?
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  Yeah. I'd rather drink from there.
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  I hate Diet Coke. I'm a coke zero guy.
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  Oh diabetes OK but Diet Coke off limits talk.
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  Hate it, hate it. The the taste.
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  With all due respect, the taste. Taste hate it, can't stand.
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  I remember I used to use it as a chaser for nasty alcohol that I
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  didn't like certain alcohols and I was just like.
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  Give me the alcohol back. I was like, dude, just give me
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  that. Give me that back.
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  Like what? About like diet Doctor Pepper.
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  Never tried that. I see you.
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  You don't go up in Florida, you go up in New York, right?
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  Bro Boca Raton, you don't want to know my gross.
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  What dude can we do? OK, so here let me.
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  Before I go in this because. It's been so damn long since I
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  did this. Yeah, I'm from.
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  I was born in Boston. Boston, MA.
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  I left when I was seven. OK, Check this Schmidt out,
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  dude. Check this circle of life here.
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  Dude, forget Mufasa. I got your circle Life OK.
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  All right. Boca, Boca, Boston, then Boca
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  when I was 7, and then four years in Boca.
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  And then my mom's sisters, like come to Hardofe.
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  Come to Hardofe. No way bro, you went to hardofe.
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  For two years when I was 11. Oh.
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  Man. I got thrown into the, you know,
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  like the haters with like the haters, Yeah.
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  Bro, that was me. Wow, two years bro.
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  Didn't visit here once, no contact, but this is like old
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  school. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Like you call someone like there's no like cell phones this
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  that you call someone like with the long distance call once a
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  day, like contact someone via e-mail once a day.
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  Know what's? That's right, everything get
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  upset at you for calling because it's so expensive to have the
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  phone call. Dude, Wow, two years in Israel
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  when you're 11? She's a lot of balancing around.
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  Bro I even did some time in N MB.
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  N MB. Yeah, but originally, but then
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  when I came back to Boca. I was just.
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  Like, my God, I need, I need to breathe.
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  It was just, it's movement, you know?
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I did also, I did speak
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  in the West Coast. Did you're in Vancouver?
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  Vancouver. Oh, did you really?
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  I I went to visit there once. What do you think of it?
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  So I didn't. It's.
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  Expensive as hell by the same expensive.
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  Yeah, I mean, dude, you're in the wilderness over there.
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  You're like, it's gorgeous. By the way, Tory Island.
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  You ever go to Victoria Island? I did not because I went to
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  Vancouver one time for the day and we never made it back to go
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  and it was bad weather and it was bad.
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  But that drives like 3 1/2 hours to Seattle, no?
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  From it's the last should be less.
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  It's still going. It's still going.
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  Seattle dude, I love that. How did you pick Seattle Man I?
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  Didn't take a dude. I might.
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  One of my good friends from college.
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  I'm Simon. Where'd you go?
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  Binghamton, upstate New York. Gold.
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  What years? 2015 to 2017, I got a year of
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  credit from Israel and then I went to Community College for a
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  semester and then and. Then I Where'd you go in Israel?
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  Racing. Love that dude.
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  I mean. House of the Sun, House of the
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  Rising Sun, that. Place is nuts dude.
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  It's crazy. It's a good place.
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  It's a really, really great place.
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  I. Was going to be between racing
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  and right. Yeah, similar, similar.
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  One namer. Yeah, Yeah.
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  Yeah yeah, similar vibes. I dude spending It's so funny
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  because like. Bro.
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  You're not even aware of. This.
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  It's been a minute, yeah. It's not you're not even.
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  Aware. Like when you're growing up, you
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  kind of just go along with everything without really being
• 10:22
  aware that like anything else exists, you know?
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  You're in your 20s. You're as dumb as you could be,
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  you know, late early 20s, because you know, you think
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  you're in the world, you know? Because you think you know.
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  You think you know everything, right?
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  You think you know. And everyone's also kind of
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  constantly looking at us as like, buffoons, and we don't
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  even realize it, you know? Wait, dude.
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  No offense to the early 20 years out there.
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  No, no, no, no, of course, by the way.
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  And for the ones that do have it figured out, they got a head
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  start on everyone, you know, 100%.
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  But dude, first of all, adolescents in America is
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  absolutely just constantly being delayed.
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  And I imagine that as people stop and meaning to work, like
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  jobs are fake, you know, like it's crazy.
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  So many jobs are fake And like you talk to people like what are
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  your jobs? And like, you know, I mean, this
• 11:06
  is this is Tim Dylan talks about this on this.
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  Give us Tim Dylan, dude, his podcast, his weekly podcast,
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  Tell me is my you don't know. It depends on what the week is,
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  whether it's like a legitimate horror show or like best comedy.
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  But like, he's so talented and he rambles and like he has such
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  astute observations. I went to see him live here in
• 11:29
  Daniel. How was that BB?
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  Wow. So stand up?
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  Because conceptually my thing, dude, stand up's a toughy for
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  me. I find stand up is like a tough
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  concept. It's like you're getting a guy
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  and he's got to step up to the. Plate the good ones, but the
• 11:46
  good. Ones are incredible, and then
• 11:47
  the other ones are kind of just like, yeah, I guess.
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  They get, you know, because you know what it is?
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  You get a laugh and you're on like you're on that high where
• 11:53
  you're ready to keep on laughing.
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  And like, if they don't capitalize on that, then then
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  you kind of just like you're still like, yeah, it's a bad
• 12:01
  feeling of coming down from a high and you want to keep on
• 12:04
  riding that. Lap, you're right.
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  You're right, you got to be like.
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  You got to get more, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you got to get.
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  More like Katt Williams is coming tomorrow night.
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  No, he's not. Yeah.
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  Are you going? I dude, I'm not going to Katt
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  Williams. It's tomorrow night, too.
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  I just appreciate Katt Williams. Did you watch his new special?
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  I did not you. I started it.
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  Are you a Katt? Williams fan as a whole.
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  I am. Well, I'm not going to say I'm a
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  fam. I'm not going to say I'm not,
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  right. Well, I could say I'm not.
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  He doesn't really. I think it's kind of his voice.
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  Pisses me off dude. His delivery sucks man.
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  His delivery is more just like, sometimes it's kind of like
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  trying to shove stuff down. You're like, it's like trying to
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  make, like, make you laugh so hard.
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  Then it's just like, too much. Yeah, he's not.
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  You got to relax, dude. Take a septic.
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  But that's part of his thing. And he?
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  Right, right, right, right, right.
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  He does a good job, you know. But yeah, my wife and I rock and
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  I went to see Tom Segura a couple of years ago at the Hard
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  Rock. And impressed.
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  Dude out of control. Good.
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  I feel like the lower. A plus.
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  Are great. No, but he's not lower.
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  He's a Hard Rock. He sold out of 7000 Stadium.
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  That's a It's bigger than it's bigger than the improv here.
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  Got it. He what about what about so
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  what's your scale on like like someone like dirt like like use.
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  Lately I've paid attention that the comedians that have taken
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  off have been, not, haven't been doing dirty jokes.
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  Dude. Yeah.
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  They're kind of. Failed.
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  Yeah, You know why I think Dirty Jokes is it's low hanging fruit
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  and there's so many comedians that you have to find your own
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  way, right? Something new.
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  And like, you can't go for the low hanging fruit anymore.
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  Like you need to have a style, you know?
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  I mean, Andrew, did you watch Andrew Schultz's life special?
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  I did. That was out of control.
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  Good. I, Scott.
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  He's good, he's good. Andrew's good.
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  He's great. I didn't love it.
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  I didn't love it, but as a whole.
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  I didn't love it, so let's here's.
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  The thing with Andrew, you know those things he used to do where
• 13:52
  he would like sit down and like and like goes on like a huge
• 13:55
  rant talking about like 30 different topics at once.
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  OK, you ever see those videos of him doing that?
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  I mean, I watched his podcast, there was like.
• 14:01
  These there used to be these videos on YouTube but him
• 14:03
  talking about like this. Oh yes, yes, you talk about, you
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  talk about like pop news, but he'd make a million jokes of
• 14:08
  making references to a million other news while he's doing.
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  This his best shit, yeah. He's really smart dude.
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  That is his best stuff. It's best shit.
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  Dude. Oh.
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  Yeah. Dude.
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  That's like he, it gets me like, that's when he's like, so what's
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  when? He's like about life, you know,
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  like the pace you did, like the content, the pace.
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  Just like sometimes like also even like also like call me
• 14:32
  crazy like when I said well, the Sebastian Maniscalco 1 and.
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  He's too dramatic for me. He's too.
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  So he's too old? Yeah, yeah, but he's wearing
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  like a. Pucks, it's like, bro, like it's
• 14:42
  just like watching what? The Pucks is already taken away
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  from the comedy, Yeah. It's.
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  Like, dude, it's like a comedy. So you walk around like, yeah,
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  but. Yeah, but that's I think that's
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  his so so, but that's part of I think what he does for his
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  identity and his chick like. What do you think?
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  You said you don't like him as a whole because he's just too over
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  the top. No, I think.
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  His content is very good. I don't like his delivery, too.
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  That's other things I like. Sam Morrell.
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  You know Sam Morrell. Never heard he's great.
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  He, you know, Mark Normand. Yeah.
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  So they're buddies. They have a podcast together
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  actually. I know Mark.
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  Yeah, Mark's great. Mark is out of control.
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  Good. My friend went to he took a
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  date. This is a great date idea.
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  He took a date to a Mark Norman Norman show.
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  But he was, he was like $10 tickets because you're just
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  trying out new content. So he was just having people,
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  like call up ideas. He's working on his improv and
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  like, he was working on like new jokes and stuff now.
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  Yeah. And he's like, listen, it's not
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  going to be great. I don't want to charge you a lot
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  of money for like, material. It's not going to be great.
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  But, you know, have a couple of drinks and we'll, we'll work out
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  the comedy. But that's like.
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  Good, right? Get marked on.
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  Is he it? I don't think so dude.
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  I don't think so. Samarella is Mark Norman's like
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  from Louisiana. Who does the podcast?
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  I forgot to do his name. No, he's great.
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  I mean the the. What do you call it?
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  Jew is an awesome special. What he did, what he did with
• 15:52
  the, what he called with that KKK suit back in the day, I
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  don't watch it. Never seen that.
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  No, I just know him from Kobe clip too.
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  I close to the code with the KKK suit and he has like the huge
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  cross and he goes into the hood. And he, yeah, he goes into the
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  hood. And then he asks the like, the
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  store manager dude, he like, who's clearly person of color
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  and he's like, hey, and he has his giant cross.
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  Like, is there a place I can get this?
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  Like, you know, like, can I place this right outside here?
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  Are we good with that? And he's wearing a KKK suit.
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  Yeah. And like, bro, like the hood,
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  Yeah, everything. The hood in in the Yeah, the
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  white hood. The white hood in the hood.
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  Dude, watch this. That's old school argument.
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  That's like 2012 art. He should be here.
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  Yeah, that's. Classic, by the way, that's the
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  kind of thing you get away with in 2012.
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  Yeah. So like that's, that's a super,
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  that's a step, that's a step further than super bad, you
• 16:37
  know, like. It's 2012 like you can get away
• 16:41
  with that as because that was like that was when Tom Green was
• 16:43
  running Schmidt. You remember Tom Green No Tom
• 16:46
  Green's like so Rogan when in the the the Tom Green pot shows
• 16:51
  like a clip of how he was sitting with Tom Green cause Tom
• 16:54
  Green oh. That's what he.
• 16:55
  Found out about yeah, he's the godfather, but you see Rogan,
• 16:57
  he's. From Freddy Got Fingered.
• 16:59
  He's from Road Trip. He's the guy that eats the mouse
• 17:01
  in Road Trip. OK Road Trip classic.
• 17:03
  Dude, you know my Rd. Trip oh so.
• 17:06
  Good. Really.
• 17:06
  So funny. Yeah, so funny.
• 17:09
  Great, great movie. It's like, it's that raunchy,
• 17:12
  kind of. It's like Launchy, but it's.
• 17:14
  More it's more kind of ridiculous because of the things
• 17:16
  that happen yeah are just so like it's it's not like
• 17:19
  necessarily like American Pie, which I appreciate American Pie
• 17:22
  and I appreciate Van Wilder and all that stuff.
• 17:25
  National Lampoon, dude, yeah, yeah, I mean, I appreciate.
• 17:27
  Oh my dude, I. Had a friend ask me what animal
• 17:32
  house was the other day and I'm like dude.
• 17:36
  Get an old DVD player bro. Do you know that it's in the
• 17:39
  national like library of like culture or something like that?
• 17:42
  Like as like a symbolic epitome of like what American culture
• 17:47
  was like crazy. I did.
• 17:49
  I did a bunch of podcasts recently with different people
• 17:52
  about entertainment, like Hollywood cinema and and like
• 17:58
  politics and propaganda and stuff that goes along with it.
• 18:02
  Dude, tell me. Yeah.
• 18:03
  And there's some crazy and there's some crazy shit there,
• 18:06
  but what were we just talking about?
• 18:08
  What was the movie we were just talking about?
• 18:10
  American. Oh, no, no, Animal House.
• 18:13
  One of the things they were saying Animal House was one of
• 18:15
  the things that they were saying was you don't like, it's part of
• 18:19
  like history. Like you can like tell a culture
• 18:22
  by watching the movies that they put out.
• 18:24
  And like you could see what like the society and what the world
• 18:26
  was like back then, how the people dressed, how they talked
• 18:29
  and like everything that it was the music and yeah, and the car,
• 18:33
  everything. And so like you can like watch
• 18:35
  and I and I and I, I, I actually I teach in Taurus high in North
• 18:38
  India beach. What do you teach dude?
• 18:41
  High school English dude, it's great.
• 18:44
  You know who you were placed? Who would I replace?
• 18:46
  Dude, you know that's my alma mater.
• 18:48
  You work there, work there. I went there.
• 18:50
  You went there. I'm a high school student bro
• 18:53
  from back in the. Day and YTC.
• 18:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:56
  Doctor Brown. Doctor Breton, dude, this dude.
• 18:59
  You know who was our, what do you call it?
• 19:00
  Our our old English teacher. You replaced the legend, bro.
• 19:03
  Aaron Galliego himself. I don't know that is.
• 19:05
  Dude, he was our Filipino single Miami life.
• 19:10
  What do you call it? English teacher?
• 19:11
  Sounds like an English teacher. He was.
• 19:13
  He was nuts. Aaron Galliego, dude.
• 19:16
  Wow. Wow, so.
• 19:17
  That's. Crazy bro, you slapped my world.
• 19:20
  You are my old. Teacher as an English teacher
• 19:21
  dude. That's so funny.
• 19:24
  So wait, so who the heck is probably still there?
• 19:26
  Maybe I would drive like who's? Like this I taught his son dude.
• 19:30
  Dude, you're in English, You just rock my world, dude.
• 19:32
  Yeah. You just you send me back Major
• 19:35
  upgrade. They went from A from him to you
• 19:37
  bro. Yeah, lazy.
• 19:39
  Oh yeah, I thought I had big shoes to fill with him.
• 19:43
  Oh sure. Damn I am thirsty bro there.
• 19:45
  You go. Nothing like the what do you
• 19:48
  what do you call it? Like the Costco water dude.
• 19:49
  Consistent. Dude, I So what?
• 19:51
  You buy probably four of them a week.
• 19:53
  So here's the thing. My question is like, I'm the
• 19:54
  kind of guy that I don't have to hate the competition if I love
• 19:57
  the other. So like, I could love Pepsi and
• 20:00
  like Coke, yeah, or I could love yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:02
  So I like that too. So here's my question.
• 20:05
  B JS Costco, same concept. You know what, the only thing I
• 20:10
  have against PJ is that I have to get a membership and I don't
• 20:15
  think I need both memberships right now.
• 20:16
  OK. That's why I like if you were to
• 20:18
  like, I don't have anything. Like if someone do is like, oh,
• 20:21
  BJ's going to make good for you. Like you know how to give a
• 20:23
  shit? People that got like.
• 20:24
  Up in arms I used to be. I used to take that stuff much
• 20:27
  more seriously. Oh, some music dude like I used
• 20:29
  to get. What's your brand?
• 20:30
  What's your brand of music like? Changes, man.
• 20:32
  It changes. Me too.
• 20:34
  I'm in a bluegrass race right now, dude.
• 20:35
  Whoa, heavy bluegrass right now. Whoa.
• 20:39
  It went from, it went from the. I'll tell you the exact journey,
• 20:43
  dude. It started with RAP in high
• 20:45
  school because I wanted to be cool when I switched to from
• 20:47
  TABC. It was.
• 20:48
  Classic rap you went. Wow.
• 20:51
  Yeah. Bro that's major, major major
• 20:55
  societal pressure. I know, dude.
• 20:57
  That's crazy. Big time, man.
• 20:58
  Big. Time you went from the Black Hat
• 21:00
  to the to the star of blue. David Baby.
• 21:04
  Dude, I didn't even know that that was a thing.
• 21:06
  Well, they're hard. They go hard, bro.
• 21:08
  That's that's the religion. I know, dude, dude.
• 21:10
  It's a backseat. Baby dude, I I did not know my
• 21:15
  entire life that Israel wasn't like a direct I I Israel like
• 21:22
  the government of Israel, the country Israel like that.
• 21:24
  We like go visit like flying into the airport right isn't
• 21:27
  like the Torah. Yeah exactly.
• 21:30
  I thought about dude, I went to a Cuba camps and like I went to
• 21:33
  fresh and like oh wow, like I but I didn't even know that I
• 21:37
  was being like bought into anything like I did to.
• 21:39
  Right, right, right. It was just normal.
• 21:41
  It was just like, why not? When people say I used to, I
• 21:44
  used to agree with the sentiment that anti Zionism and
• 21:48
  anti-Semitism Interesting and I don't know that I exactly do
• 21:52
  either. No, but at the moment it's not.
• 21:54
  I don't think it is right, no. No, it's not as a whole, I mean
• 21:57
  it's it is on a small scale. I mean, probably there's.
• 22:00
  A percentage of people that that it's not a.
• 22:02
  Good thing, right? But it's definitely not like,
• 22:06
  right, Nazi Germany, you know? So it's like, it's not a good
• 22:09
  thing, but it's definitely going to lead to certain things.
• 22:11
  Yeah, because then because at the end of the day, no matter
• 22:13
  how hard we try to all use sopmers out there, and I love
• 22:17
  you, Hesh, but dude, like no matter how we try, like we're
• 22:22
  always going to be associated with Israel, There's nothing we
• 22:24
  can do about it. But in the world's in the
• 22:26
  world's view. Yeah, we can't.
• 22:27
  But in our, In our. Own view too.
• 22:29
  So in that, yeah, exactly I'm saying like that.
• 22:31
  So that will lead that's the problem.
• 22:33
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that ends up leading right?
• 22:34
  Right, right, right. So that's all.
• 22:36
  It's a step short, but it's not. But they're not money.
• 22:38
  Why? Right, right.
• 22:39
  That's a good point, dude. That's a really great.
• 22:40
  Love the tank dude. An astute observation.
• 22:43
  Thank you. Thanks.
• 22:44
  Thank the Verde. Thank you.
• 22:45
  Yes, yes, thank you. No, dude, that came from you,
• 22:47
  man. That came from you, dude.
• 22:49
  That's great. That's it here bro.
• 22:52
  So I didn't know it was it was anything different, dude.
• 22:55
  But hang on, we got there from somewhere because I was telling
• 22:58
  you. It's fresh, fresh TACBTABCTABC.
• 23:02
  But then what was that about though?
• 23:04
  You made the switch. I wasn't aware that there's
• 23:06
  anything else. Zio English.
• 23:11
  Teacher. Oh, English teacher for sure.
• 23:17
  Oh no, no, you were talking about something in your early
• 23:20
  20s about takes, about having super strong opposite takes.
• 23:25
  Yes, yes, yes. I was very, very opinionated.
• 23:27
  Yeah, to that dude, that's crazy.
• 23:30
  Dude, I'm giving credit to the Verde bro.
• 23:32
  Yeah. But I'm used, but I'm thinking
• 23:34
  right now from the start, that's why I immediately went with you
• 23:41
  with the food because I thought you were going to be like
• 23:42
  definitely opinionated on the food.
• 23:45
  You just said that I have strong.
• 23:46
  Opinions. Yeah, I sensed.
• 23:47
  It Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. So I yeah.
• 23:50
  You wouldn't do a cast otherwise.
• 23:51
  You know, you know, you know, what was my best learning
• 23:53
  experience, like the best trait way for me to learn was bad
• 23:57
  relationships that I was in because I was I because, because
• 24:00
  I was, because that was a shit, you know, like I was just like,
• 24:04
  I was like, like if you didn't agree with like the way that
• 24:06
  like I wanted things and like, there was no other way.
• 24:09
  Like it was. Yeah, I jump, jump in the lake,
• 24:11
  you know, right. And, and then, and then at one
• 24:14
  point I realized after I think a couple of relationships and like
• 24:17
  long, like long ones, like I had one that was two years, one that
• 24:19
  was six months, one that was nine months.
• 24:21
  And I'm like, I don't want to marry myself.
• 24:26
  Like I don't, I don't want to like like what am I doing right?
• 24:30
  Now. She has to like like the exact
• 24:32
  song that like I haven't stopped listening to on repeat.
• 24:34
  Like she like she could have her own life.
• 24:36
  She could have her own thing. And like, I learned so many
• 24:39
  things about unfortunately for those, you know, for those
• 24:42
  girls, I learned a lot on the, you know, on the job,
• 24:46
  sacrificial lambs. But then when Yeah, dude.
• 24:48
  But then when I got married, I was like, like, it's set you up.
• 24:51
  I had dude, my like the first year of marriage like Shana
• 24:55
  Shana Rashana, we say is like the first year of marriage is
• 24:57
  hard, is like the hardest transition, right?
• 25:00
  Beyond. So dude, mine would have been I
• 25:04
  would have gone I I would have gone divorced like like in the
• 25:06
  previous four relationships that I probably was in within the
• 25:08
  first year that I was in a dude crazy, you know, And like all
• 25:12
  that was a growing, all that was about learning, being growing do
• 25:14
  this. Crazy.
• 25:16
  Yeah, you're right. I also had that.
• 25:17
  We. Yeah.
• 25:18
  And so also for me, it's a part of the 20s thing, dude.
• 25:20
  To dating. It's just everything like the
• 25:22
  concept like 20 year olds, man, early 20 year olds, just like, I
• 25:27
  don't know what it is. It's like because you're an
• 25:29
  adult but you're also a dumb ass.
• 25:30
  I don't. Know that's what it is dude,
• 25:31
  because you're given a lot of responsibility.
• 25:33
  You're starting to make money, so you're dependent for the
• 25:35
  first time, but you have no real experience to like exactly
• 25:38
  you're on anything stupid. Still, you still have that, so
• 25:41
  and and of course, of course, right.
• 25:43
  How could we forget every No, I'm just thinking.
• 25:48
  Every freaking social event involving Jewish people 30 or 40
• 25:54
  years older than you begins with an immediate handshake.
• 25:58
  Can't be shooting the shit, can't be talking about what are
• 26:02
  you talking? The Gator game?
• 26:04
  What they do is they immediately interrogate about what you're
• 26:06
  doing with your life. And it's like, dude, I'm 20,
• 26:09
  leave me the hell alone. Don't prey on me like that.
• 26:13
  I don't like that. I didn't ask.
• 26:15
  You a question I couldn't handle.
• 26:16
  That I'm with you by the way, I couldn't handle that.
• 26:18
  It's a very private. Question to ask someone 30
• 26:21
  seconds into getting through, you know, you know, I used to
• 26:24
  have a friend that was so fed up with it.
• 26:25
  He was like, he was like, you know what I'm going to do this
• 26:27
  time? He's like, check this out.
• 26:30
  Next time they ask me, I'm going to say I'm an astronaut.
• 26:33
  Yeah. Then I'm going to say I'm a
• 26:34
  lacrosse coach. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 26:36
  Yeah, I dude. But you know what?
• 26:41
  People are like that since high school.
• 26:42
  You're so right. I mean dude, I remember my
• 26:45
  senior of high school was just a a massive panic attack because
• 26:50
  all my friends were going to great colleges knowing what they
• 26:54
  wanted to study and where. You know what?
• 26:55
  They were doing for themselves and French stuff.
• 26:57
  Right, right. And you know, one kid 11
• 26:59
  friend's going to MIT, one's going to Penn, one's going to
• 27:01
  NYU. And they are like, I'm going to
• 27:04
  say T talk. Yeah, dude.
• 27:06
  And you're like, where am I going?
• 27:07
  Dude, I can't even tie, tie my shoes together, man.
• 27:11
  Yeah. Makes you feel insecure when you
• 27:12
  see these kids. No, but they but my point is
• 27:14
  that like they had enormous pressure on themselves to decide
• 27:17
  what they were going to do with themselves too.
• 27:18
  Like on the bottom of the. Engineering program.
• 27:21
  I'm getting to the engineering program.
• 27:22
  Modern Orthodox experience and hold it back bro.
• 27:24
  They're going to lock you in that you got to you best believe
• 27:27
  you're going to that career going.
• 27:28
  They're good with that dude. They're.
• 27:30
  Good if you know what's interesting.
• 27:31
  Tell me. The other side makes it too.
• 27:35
  We of course, we definitely, you know, like the guys that like
• 27:38
  don't go to college or like get an online degree after all.
• 27:41
  The Far Rockaway Hustle, bro. They got the Far Rockaway
• 27:43
  Hustle. Yeah, all those dudes are Far
• 27:45
  Rockaway. Yeah, dude.
• 27:47
  I have a lot of friends before we build stuff out of nothing
• 27:50
  real estate. Yeah, stuff out of nothing, man.
• 27:52
  Real estate jewelry. They just were year old, you
• 27:54
  know, they, they, they work until they they're in to Shiva.
• 27:56
  They get married. And they just like, are we going
• 27:58
  to? Do this and they're like, you
• 27:59
  know what, I had to start making like, I don't know, like
• 28:01
  $250,000 a year and they're like, all right, well, I guess
• 28:05
  I'll just start buying like a building and I'm like OK, like.
• 28:08
  Real do this they. Didn't tell me I could do that
• 28:10
  in high school, like that wasn't an option for me.
• 28:12
  Sell ticket, shout out the Max. Yeah, dude.
• 28:16
  He's at he's at the podcast Friend of the Show.
• 28:17
  I love that. Friends of the show, Yeah.
• 28:19
  Also one of my first time hanging.
• 28:21
  Out daughter's best friends, my daughter, his daughter.
• 28:23
  Oh God. Elka Elka and Yelli homies.
• 28:25
  Get out of here. Really.
• 28:26
  Elka's cutie. She's the best.
• 28:28
  I haven't met your daughter, I don't think.
• 28:29
  Dude, dude, yeah, she's top. Let me show you.
• 28:31
  Yeah, yeah, she does. Dude, I'm going to come to this
• 28:34
  week. You're coming to Dai?
• 28:35
  Think so, man. You've had enough.
• 28:38
  You want to mix it up dude. I your variety.
• 28:42
  I always. Prefer, by the way, to David
• 28:44
  Israel. Personally, really like my
• 28:46
  entire life. Yeah, definitely.
• 28:47
  I collect more. Yeah, when you came, I saw you,
• 28:49
  dude, you were dialed in. I'm.
• 28:51
  Dialed in, dude. My grandmothers, Yemenite.
• 28:53
  No one. I don't think there's a lot.
• 28:54
  I don't know for sure, no one, but I know that there's not a
• 28:57
  lot of there's like 150 family members and I don't know if any
• 29:01
  of them are still dot T. Wait, you're you're you got
• 29:04
  Yamanite blood? I got Yamanite blood.
• 29:06
  Are you serious? Do you hate my dad, dude?
• 29:09
  You. It's your dad's mom.
• 29:10
  It's. My dad's mom.
• 29:11
  Did you get dark? My dad's.
• 29:13
  My dad loves Yamanite. That's my dad loves Yamanite.
• 29:16
  Yeah, for sure he does. No.
• 29:18
  Way dude those Yamanites are crazy man.
• 29:21
  Cutie dude. That's dude, she's so white.
• 29:25
  Is your wife too? That white dude?
• 29:27
  That's crazy dude. That's it.
• 29:28
  He's. She's she's top knot.
• 29:30
  Wow, that's a white baby I. Like me, she's.
• 29:33
  So she's blonde, dude, A blonde white girl.
• 29:36
  It's so cute, man, dude. I can't believe you're that too.
• 29:38
  I'm a knight, dude. It's time to I have to make you
• 29:40
  scoop. Bro dude, I love scoop.
• 29:42
  I make yeah, I make it top. Knot How do you make it?
• 29:44
  Tell me you make. It you want to rest, I got you
• 29:46
  on the recipe. Tell me.
• 29:47
  Tell me, tea. Break it down.
• 29:48
  Wait, are you? You're definitely into cooking.
• 29:50
  Like cooking? So I like cooking.
• 29:52
  That's easy. And certain eggs you make great.
• 29:56
  Eggs like I know like I can make good.
• 29:58
  Shakshuka I know I can make like a good.
• 30:01
  Shakshuka is not easy. Certain techniques I like, but
• 30:04
  when you have too much hand labour, like like with the
• 30:07
  cutting, like if I have to get out the potato peeler, we're
• 30:10
  done. Yeah, you know, like Get Me Out.
• 30:11
  But that's a. That's a matter of steps in a
• 30:13
  process like. You don't want to.
• 30:14
  You don't want to be bothered with a peeler dude.
• 30:15
  Yeah, exactly. So like the the shark, Sugar can
• 30:18
  wing it, dude. Ready pop socks actually recipe
• 30:21
  right? So you gotta fry the Peppers.
• 30:23
  OK, crispy them up. OK, OK.
• 30:25
  Then take when you fry them, flame is high, flame is low,
• 30:29
  low, low. Flame just that.
• 30:31
  No, no. No high, low and the starts low
• 30:33
  and then put them like in the middle until you see a little.
• 30:35
  You want to turn them brown. You want to get those brown
• 30:37
  spots on the green jalapenos. Gotcha.
• 30:39
  Right. Take out the jalapenos, play
• 30:41
  them, lay them down, about nine of them.
• 30:44
  Then take fresh garlic. Just gotta be fresh.
• 30:46
  OK, I used to do. The frozen 1 doesn't work the
• 30:48
  cubes. You gotta go with the.
• 30:50
  Fresh the good cues. Yeah, that's my years.
• 30:53
  And I don't know, probably. Yeah, I learned.
• 30:55
  That's a good thing. I got it by the way.
• 30:56
  Freaking learned Hebrew. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 30:58
  And by the way, it was a perfect age for you to learn it, too.
• 30:59
  Your brain was very plastic. Yeah.
• 31:02
  Awesome. That's a good thing.
• 31:03
  That's the only good thing that came out of that.
• 31:05
  So and it's a hard ass language. Yeah.
• 31:07
  So then when you take, you line up all right.
• 31:09
  Then you take a cilantro parsley half like a batch of half of
• 31:14
  them each one. Dude, this is work man.
• 31:17
  Decent amount like you. Need you need you need
• 31:19
  ingredients in your house. You need like you need to like
• 31:21
  have ingredients available or plant.
• 31:23
  Coriander. Yeah, Curry.
• 31:25
  Do you give it a kick? Do you give it a hug or
• 31:27
  anything? Shawarma.
• 31:28
  Oh, a little shawarma spice. Nice.
• 31:30
  And you put the salt in. It and the jalapenos there.
• 31:33
  Then I line them up and spin it based on my discretion.
• 31:36
  Just. And how?
• 31:37
  How do you like your eggs? Runny.
• 31:40
  Well done. Bro you how like my.
• 31:42
  Raw straw. 90 year old man eggs 90 watery.
• 31:46
  Watery I. Got it.
• 31:50
  Like steamed. Yes, yes, literally.
• 31:54
  Old age home eggs. You are a psycho dude.
• 31:56
  How that Who hurt you? I love slap.
• 32:00
  I. Love.
• 32:01
  It it's like little watery eggs. I love that crap.
• 32:04
  Oh so good. And then you put them in like,
• 32:06
  Oh my God, toasted bread with the watery eggs.
• 32:09
  Forget about it, dude. Delicious.
• 32:12
  I saw some guys that says there was a video on YouTube of the
• 32:14
  dude like cooking iguana eggs. No.
• 32:16
  Way yeah dude and they were taking iguanas out of the what
• 32:19
  do you call it out of the trees and like making like like
• 32:21
  cooking like chicken. I was like, don't turn me into a
• 32:24
  vegetarian dude. They kind of stuff freak you
• 32:27
  out. No.
• 32:28
  Yeah, certain animals creep me like I hate.
• 32:29
  Bird bro. Dude, So if I'm eating like a
• 32:31
  Schnitzel, yeah, and a chicken passes by, I'm throwing it out
• 32:35
  instantly. Really.
• 32:36
  Instantly. Done.
• 32:37
  Done. Because you're.
• 32:38
  You see what you're. Eating.
• 32:39
  Yeah, gone. I can, but only with chickens.
• 32:42
  I can look at a cow and eat a burger.
• 32:43
  Easy. Yeah.
• 32:44
  Yeah, not a question. Because the chickens Gross dude.
• 32:48
  Chickens see happy though disgusting get their.
• 32:50
  Face. Well, I was at The UPS Store the
• 32:53
  other day and there's a chicken right by the entrance, like of
• 32:55
  the door, like not moving. And I was just like looking at
• 32:58
  it. It's like looking at me like I'm
• 33:00
  gonna eat you one. Day, dude.
• 33:03
  One day. One day.
• 33:04
  Yeah. So that's yeah, chickens are
• 33:05
  nasty. I love that Dick birds as a
• 33:07
  whole, just like. I don't like.
• 33:08
  Duck. I don't know, you know.
• 33:10
  You know, like I don't, I don't love duck.
• 33:12
  Yeah, they had that. It's.
• 33:12
  Considered a delicacy, right? It's yeah, they had it.
• 33:15
  No duck breast is good in. What's that joint in Israel?
• 33:18
  New Delhi? That joint New Delhi is a joint
• 33:24
  New Delhi. Is considered are like
• 33:27
  McDonald's. I am I'm.
• 33:29
  Very liberal when it comes to my koshers in Israel.
• 33:33
  As far yeah, don't tell me even I don't even.
• 33:36
  I don't really eat New Delhi. I, I don't, I don't know.
• 33:42
  I don't know, I don't know. I just heard that like.
• 33:45
  Retool with the, with the with this Yeah, this mine no.
• 33:48
  No, they're both. They're both yours.
• 33:50
  Are you sure? Yeah, but they're different
• 33:52
  types, so. Oh, OK.
• 33:53
  Yeah, different strains. Oh, I don't I don't know
• 33:54
  anything do again two years at this time, man, isn't that
• 33:57
  crazy, dude. So you know the last time I I
• 33:59
  did it. What?
• 34:01
  Yes, yes, he's just telling me he's smoked the first time in
• 34:06
  two years. I.
• 34:06
  Haven't smoked weed, I mean smoked in two years.
• 34:09
  He's only that three O fives. I haven't.
• 34:12
  What's that rather, dude guys? Kiwi friend of the show pops.
• 34:16
  Bro officially pops in. We're not.
• 34:19
  Talking. We're not talking.
• 34:20
  OK, OK, OK, we're not talking. We're pouring shots.
• 34:22
  We're pouring, dudes. We'll talk.
• 34:23
  About later. Yeah, don't worry about bro.
• 34:25
  Let's talk about those parlays. Let's talk about the What do you
• 34:27
  talk about those that big ear. What do you what's his name?
• 34:29
  Sean Strickland. Oh dude, can you we talk about
• 34:32
  UFC? Do you tell me you can't get
• 34:33
  into UFC? Teach me.
• 34:34
  Teach me, I don't understand. Dude, my first.
• 34:37
  Boards the crap out of me. I don't know what it is.
• 34:41
  It's too bad fighting to the death.
• 34:42
  How does that board. I don't know what it I think the
• 34:44
  standing around like the feeling for each other, I don't know
• 34:47
  that. But that's boxing too.
• 34:48
  Right, but that is boxing. Maybe I can I can I again.
• 34:51
  I'm the most open money guys. My first I, I, I only started
• 34:55
  following about two years ago. Wow, you went to We're in Kiwi's
• 34:58
  backyard, he throws on a fight. We're playing poker and it was
• 35:02
  UFC 300. That's how you got.
• 35:04
  Into it. That's how I got into it dude.
• 35:05
  I never watched a fight of my life.
• 35:07
  Dude, he knows 10 times more. Information and dude.
• 35:09
  I have lost. I have like not missed a Fight
• 35:11
  Night since that first fight that I watched.
• 35:14
  Dude. I was like it was just this has
• 35:16
  to be a jiu jitsu dude. So it wasn't on your radar,
• 35:19
  period. Not at all.
• 35:21
  You just like never associated. Anything with nothing, dude.
• 35:23
  Nothing. Never heard of it, never cared,
• 35:25
  never. That's crazy.
• 35:27
  Never anything dude. And there's one fight is Max
• 35:30
  Holloway, Justin Gagey and it was 5 rounds is for a bad
• 35:34
  motherfucker belt, the BMF belt and fifth round once 10 seconds
• 35:40
  left, they get they square up in the middle for to you know, to
• 35:43
  to punch it out. And one second left Max Holloway
• 35:47
  knocks out Justin Gaichi and all of us just lose our minds and
• 35:51
  I'm like, this is the best sport I've ever seen.
• 35:53
  And then like the next what's? Your favorite now?
• 35:55
  Dude I haven't watched anything else man.
• 35:57
  I stopped watching basketball. Well, that's not hard, but yeah,
• 36:01
  that's not hard. I wasn't into asking well, but
• 36:03
  like dude, I'm like these guys are such pussy.
• 36:06
  I mean like when like, yeah, I feel like once you get into it,
• 36:09
  you'll I turn like first the fact that they did the what do
• 36:12
  you call it like the like the COVID like they were like COVID
• 36:15
  and they just like went to work and brought entertainment to
• 36:18
  people. I was like, I was already giving
• 36:20
  them blood the. UFC the the the USA Canada
• 36:23
  Hockey game. Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
• 36:25
  The guy who guy who scored the win?
• 36:28
  Dude got hit in the face of the yeah, that's his team, right?
• 36:32
  So they showed that. And then the next video of the
• 36:35
  show is Anthony Davis spreading, Yeah, he can't walk like, And
• 36:40
  he's like this and. He's out for the out of the
• 36:43
  year, Dean. And they're like, and he gets
• 36:47
  paid 10 times more than this hockey player.
• 36:51
  So funny. That's dude.
• 36:53
  That's why you can afford to do that man.
• 36:55
  He's getting paid 10 times more maybe.
• 36:57
  That's classic. It was the best.
• 36:59
  Video. Yes, I remember.
• 37:00
  Did you watch the Olympics? I watched the hockey.
• 37:03
  Would you watch the hockey? Like the hockey dude?
• 37:04
  I love hockey. Hockey.
• 37:06
  Is I showed my high school class miracle dude.
• 37:08
  I show every year, I show the movie miracle dude, go away
• 37:10
  every single year, dude. That's you can't go down.
• 37:13
  You can't go to Yeshiva High School and not watch the movie
• 37:15
  Miracle Dude. No, you have to.
• 37:16
  It's, it's mandatory, dude. Then the Mighty Ducks.
• 37:19
  I never watched the Mighty Ducks.
• 37:20
  Did you ever see my losers? That's every Yeah, that is
• 37:25
  Yeshivish and that that leads to the Landers, the Landers, the
• 37:28
  Landers basketball, and nobody likes Landers basketball.
• 37:32
  If you've ever seen that, that is some of the ugliest ball
• 37:35
  you'll. Have to see.
• 37:37
  Bro, it's all. It's all.
• 37:39
  Anthony Davis is spraying their fingers, dude.
• 37:42
  Just cannot deal. It's like a mix of like super
• 37:44
  competitive with like over fouling and then like I just I
• 37:49
  don't even bro. It's intense, no.
• 37:51
  Shout out the Landers, Did he go?
• 37:52
  There, No, I was my brother was in half a time, so in Queens.
• 37:57
  So then like I would go to I would go visit him on Chavez's
• 38:00
  or go visit him in a week. So that was in that area.
• 38:02
  I had some friends that were there, dude, you know.
• 38:04
  Oh. Nice.
• 38:06
  Landers, what's doing really well?
• 38:09
  Who do you got tonight, Keith? I like Pacers first quarter.
• 38:12
  Of course I didn't do it. I.
• 38:13
  Already have three legs, down at a four.
• 38:15
  Your props guy Yeah, just nail me with the props.
• 38:18
  Do it. I'll place it.
• 38:18
  I just need derosen. What do you what do you put on
• 38:20
  that just? Need Derosen to score 20 points
• 38:21
  today. How would you put on that?
• 38:23
  20 bucks. You know, aren't I've been
• 38:24
  pulling in Derosen. Was it a gang?
• 38:26
  Before he joined the NBA, dude. Like you do, I'm not, I'm not
• 38:28
  spending a couple $100 on a bet like I'm not doing that.
• 38:31
  I've. Only spent a I've only spent a
• 38:34
  couple $100 you compulsive. Dude, are you compulsive?
• 38:37
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 38:39
  I I am here's a problem. Here's a problem.
• 38:41
  I do. The problem is is that.
• 38:44
  My wife doesn't. Care and I'm pretty good.
• 38:48
  Yeah, you're good. Look, I'm not going to toot my
• 38:50
  own horn. I'll tell you what I'm good at.
• 38:51
  I'm good at basketball and I'm good at soccer.
• 38:55
  You're great, are you? Are you?
• 38:57
  What do you do soccer? Do you You're good at soccer,
• 38:59
  distancing your emotion from the game, or you just.
• 39:01
  I understand underdogs in basketball.
• 39:06
  Like I, I could read it. I could read the underdogs in
• 39:09
  basketball. Well, yeah, like if you so like
• 39:11
  for example, let's say you on a theoretical level, like just
• 39:14
  wanted, just needed to hit one bet to save your life.
• 39:16
  And it was like the best team in the world.
• 39:18
  So like in or like I would do that just to hit like roll over.
• 39:21
  So like I would take like a team that's 100 bucks to win like 10
• 39:24
  bucks. OK, I'll lose that bet.
• 39:26
  Yeah, but if the team is like 100 bucks to win like 2 grand.
• 39:30
  I'll get it. But that's me, that's my thing.
• 39:32
  I cannot manifest that. I can only manifest the value.
• 39:35
  I manifest the value. Dude, you like that guy who says
• 39:38
  like I know which slot machine is going?
• 39:40
  To hit Yeah, this is my. Shooting.
• 39:45
  You might have to whoop out the parlay.
• 39:46
  History no one knows how to tell slot machine like.
• 39:51
  Dude, how many people have I have you heard in your life say
• 39:53
  I've figured out gambling, I've figured out the casino?
• 39:56
  Oh, there's no. Overall.
• 39:57
  No. Overall, I would assume you're
• 40:00
  down. Not, but no, really, because
• 40:02
  I've hit crazy stuff, right? So you could, that's it.
• 40:05
  Because when you seek that, like I took Pacers to win the East
• 40:08
  last year. Wow, that's crazy, Dad.
• 40:11
  When did how, how early in the season did you make up that?
• 40:13
  So I was in Vegas last year and I'm watching the Pacers and no,
• 40:19
  I, I'm, Oh yeah, I'm watching the Pacers.
• 40:22
  Like they have like 60 screens at the Westgate Super Book.
• 40:24
  Best super book in the world, this piece of crap.
• 40:26
  Hard Rock. Dude.
• 40:28
  So I go to Westgate Superbook and the corner I see the Pacers
• 40:31
  and they're destroying Charlotte.
• 40:32
  Like it's not even close. It's like it's like it's like
• 40:35
  this team could mall teams. I'm watching them.
• 40:38
  So after I saw them in the second round against the Bucks
• 40:42
  beating the Bucks, I'm like okay, somethings going on here.
• 40:44
  And right before game four against the Bucks, there's 20 to
• 40:46
  1. I'm like, I'm doing this.
• 40:49
  Yeah, dude, I'm doing this. F this for yeah, yeah, that's
• 40:53
  that sense. You're talking about.
• 40:54
  That's just like I'm doing this, but you know what?
• 40:56
  You've. Done.
• 40:56
  Because dude, you're establishing, but you're basing
• 40:59
  it on something you're basing it on.
• 41:01
  You're basing it on. On on relentlessness teams
• 41:04
  relentlessness coaching depths like playoffs need that in the
• 41:09
  NBA. But like we could get into
• 41:10
  analysis. I'm not.
• 41:11
  I'm more of a gut feeling guy. Dude, dude, you, you have the
• 41:14
  current bet right now. Do you want when you're a crazy
• 41:16
  bet? Tell me that Sean Strickland,
• 41:19
  Value +200. Here, I'm calling this now, I'm
• 41:22
  not, I'm not the first one to call this.
• 41:24
  Am I calling this now? Stephen A Smith is going to be
• 41:28
  the Democratic nominee in 2028. Wow, that's what.
• 41:32
  I call it dude. Stephen A Smith.
• 41:34
  He's going to be dude what has a, he has a, he has an easy.
• 41:40
  Walk. He is an easy walk.
• 41:43
  He has no association with the Democratic Party or any history
• 41:46
  that they have any of the issues that they've had.
• 41:49
  Smith is talking about this is such a great and, and, and he's
• 41:52
  saying political things recently.
• 41:53
  He's all over the news for like not basketball things and he's
• 41:56
  like, he is none of the association's Democratic Party.
• 41:58
  He debates for a living for the last 15 years on ESPN.
• 42:01
  And he could of course he can't. He's not going to be a good
• 42:06
  president. He's going to be the Democratic
• 42:08
  nominee because he's going to beat AOC and he's going to beat
• 42:11
  Gavin Newsom and he's. In a world it's a popularity
• 42:14
  contest, Trump's a popular. Same like people lack the Trump
• 42:19
  making the call. Most promising country.
• 42:21
  Dude, I'm getting it right now. What's the date today, February
• 42:24
  26th? Wait, is there is there anything
• 42:26
  we can put a bet into? Can we put a bet into the odd?
• 42:28
  Let's do this. Heebie, I'm always.
• 42:31
  Hebie Naismith is gonna be the Democrat is 2028 Democratic
• 42:35
  nominee for president of the. United States.
• 42:37
  Let me take a look. Let's see what we got here,
• 42:39
  dude, where's the politics at? Where the politics go?
• 42:43
  Dude and Trump's declassifying UFOs.
• 42:46
  That's crazy. Kiwi's finally getting validated
• 42:48
  after all these years. Kiwi's a huge UFO guy.
• 42:52
  He's not I. Don't.
• 42:53
  I'm not saying they don't exist. Did you have an experience?
• 42:56
  No, he did dude. He got, he got probed.
• 43:00
  But that was like me, dude. I want to see, I want to see, I
• 43:03
  want to see this oh Democratic nominee.
• 43:06
  Hold on, I got probed. He is dude.
• 43:10
  He's 40. To one right now.
• 43:11
  Dude, take him. He's 40 to he's 40 to 1.
• 43:15
  Take him, take him right now, dude.
• 43:17
  He's 4000. I will Venmo you right now,
• 43:19
  dude. I.
• 43:20
  Take. Him How much?
• 43:21
  I put 50 bucks on him. Let's see dude, don't Venmo me
• 43:25
  the 50 bucks. It's your pick.
• 43:27
  Well, you'll you'll. +4000 is what?
• 43:29
  That's two grand. No, wait, 20 grand.
• 43:32
  No 5 grand. Actually, hold on.
• 43:35
  Actually, one SEC. Hold on.
• 43:35
  We're in front. I.
• 43:36
  Want to put like a couple 100 on there.
• 43:38
  I don't have any couple 100. On there so you don't believe
• 43:39
  it. No, dude, I'm just not.
• 43:41
  I'm just not spending a couple 100 bucks this minute and with
• 43:43
  Stephen A Smith in 2028. 50 bucks dude, he could do it.
• 43:47
  It's a populist, and Trump was 30.
• 43:49
  By the way, 5 grand in five years from now may as well be 50
• 43:51
  bucks. This is awesome.
• 43:53
  Shaking. Or totally obsolete.
• 43:55
  Yeah, exactly. He.
• 43:56
  Was 500 bucks know what I'm saying?
• 43:58
  Stephen A Smith. Well, no in 20. 27 Trump was, I
• 44:03
  think he was also like crazy odds before his run.
• 44:05
  Yeah, dude, he was nuts. Dude, can you place the order?
• 44:08
  Can you place that back? I'll place it for you.
• 44:11
  I have to log in Venmo. No, no Venmo dude, this one's on
• 44:14
  me. What does that mean?
• 44:14
  This one's on you. You'll.
• 44:16
  I'll I'll be your book. Give me a.
• 44:18
  Book. I'll be your book.
• 44:19
  If you win, just. If you win, I'll shoot him in
• 44:20
  the months. OK, yeah, I'll shoot dude.
• 44:22
  I'll make the payment in two years.
• 44:23
  Bro, how about that dude by the way, a year and a half?
• 44:26
  I'm 20. 26 This is going to happen in 2027 because you need
• 44:29
  a year of campaigning. I'm plug.
• 44:31
  I'm plugging this in dude. Dude Steven A Smith, are you
• 44:34
  going to do your own thing? Dude A. 100%. 2028 comes around.
• 44:37
  You see Kris Jenner taking the podium.
• 44:39
  Oh my God. Oh crap, I was so off.
• 44:42
  Chris Jenner, dude, I'm. Chris Jenner What about?
• 44:46
  Caitlyn dude, dude, she what? She did to her face?
• 44:48
  What? No.
• 44:49
  Dude, I don't know any of them are.
• 44:50
  Whoa, she looks like she's like 30.
• 44:53
  I don't know what they do this. Year talking about the the Bruce
• 44:56
  Jenner. That's Caitlyn.
• 44:58
  Dude, Caitlyn. Caitlyn's gonna take the pony
• 45:01
  out. Caitlyn.
• 45:02
  Jenner turned into a. Woman.
• 45:03
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's who I was talking.
• 45:05
  About. But why did he ever think that
• 45:06
  was a good idea? Why does anyone think it's?
• 45:09
  I don't know. That's what it is, OK.
• 45:13
  Fine. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:14
  I don't want to get to to unwoke on this podcast.
• 45:17
  I was. Like QBs tells me.
• 45:19
  I mean QBs my liberal audience. QB you practically KKK you're
• 45:24
  saying? I'm not hired but.
• 45:28
  Dude, I showed up. I'm not.
• 45:29
  For the record, I'm. Not you're good.
• 45:31
  Who'd I show who? Can cancel.
• 45:33
  You saw the video of Ari Shaffiro the day that Kobe died.
• 45:35
  Like celebrating that like a rapist.
• 45:37
  The rapist was dead. God.
• 45:40
  Seriously. Yeah, He's like.
• 45:42
  No. And every time Kobe, all this
• 45:43
  Kobe only didn't get accused, then he like whatever happened
• 45:46
  that happened. Dude, my friend got married the
• 45:48
  day that Kobe died. Oh my gosh.
• 45:50
  And he got. Divorced like 6 months later.
• 45:52
  Bad energy. Jim, he got married then they
• 45:54
  called me that. I don't.
• 45:55
  Want to talk about it? Bad bro, that's bad because
• 45:58
  that. Day was on thing that day was
• 46:00
  on. Whether you like him or not,
• 46:01
  that day I. Broke up with my girlfriend, I
• 46:02
  took to his wedding. Wow.
• 46:05
  Mamba out that was. So awful.
• 46:08
  Also, I remember that happened. I thought it was a joke.
• 46:10
  It was like, Kobe's dead. I'm like, yeah, sure, he's dead.
• 46:12
  Yeah, you want. To handle that.
• 46:14
  Charlie with Charlie Kirk too, by the way, my brother-in-law
• 46:16
  was like Charlie Kirk's dead. I'm like, no, he's fucking not.
• 46:18
  You, you saw, you know, you got a bot on, on Twitter or you got
• 46:20
  a bot on Instagram. The first time I wrote was
• 46:22
  Charlie was shot at. I'm like, OK, but you shot.
• 46:24
  At yeah, I'll be OK. Back in the car.
• 46:26
  Like he didn't even get touched. Oh my.
• 46:28
  But but the other one, what was the other?
• 46:30
  One dude. What's with his wife?
• 46:33
  You're not buying it. He doesn't.
• 46:35
  Buy it. No, no, no.
• 46:35
  No, no, no, by the way, I was on her side for so long, dude.
• 46:38
  Until the lights and the dancing.
• 46:40
  Till. Kansas's documentary.
• 46:41
  No, no, I didn't even. I don't even.
• 46:42
  Dude, I just. This documentary is retarded.
• 46:45
  I didn't see the first part retarded.
• 46:47
  You watched it? Retarded.
• 46:48
  What is it? I couldn't.
• 46:49
  What is it? It's a trailer.
• 46:50
  Of her is it's a trailer. Even more retarded than ever.
• 46:53
  Insanity. What is it basically saying that
• 46:55
  Eric Kirk's the devil and she like worships Satan and it's.
• 46:59
  She's mentally handicapped, this Candace person, she's like an
• 47:02
  unhinged psycho. She's I'd never.
• 47:06
  They put the first rally for Charlie Kirk after he died.
• 47:08
  Like she sold like tons of merch.
• 47:10
  She made a ton of money for the foundation.
• 47:12
  But like OK. So she made money dude.
• 47:15
  Do you think that she's also So when someone dies and they sue
• 47:18
  someone to get money, that's also bad?
• 47:19
  What do you mean Do you? Think she believes what she
• 47:21
  believes? No, she just knows that she has
• 47:23
  a fringe. You don't think so?
• 47:24
  Audience that is? No, of course not.
• 47:26
  She's a huge. Audience, yes.
• 47:27
  So she has that audience and she's gonna and she's gonna get
• 47:31
  them paid. You don't think she believes
• 47:32
  what she's asking? I think she turned this way
• 47:34
  because she got fired by Ben Shapiro.
• 47:36
  Yeah. And then she got.
• 47:38
  No, I don't think that. I don't think that.
• 47:41
  I mean, it had to do with it. I, I think dude, maybe I, you
• 47:44
  know what I think, dude. Boat shout out to Boca Grove
• 47:47
  dude Ben Shapiro. Don't forget Boca Grove
• 47:49
  resident. Boca Grove.
• 47:51
  He lives in the Grove, Boca Grove.
• 47:53
  Ben Shapiro. I know.
• 47:54
  I know his house. Someone I did a podcast earlier
• 47:58
  today and the guy brought up Ben Shapiro too.
• 48:00
  Yeah. Yeah, that he's not going to
• 48:02
  quote him, but he'll quote another person that that that
• 48:05
  said something similar to. Him quote the guy speaks like
• 48:07
  16,000 mph dude. Yeah, it is hard.
• 48:11
  I what was? The business Are you a fan of
• 48:14
  the guy? I you suck most of the time,
• 48:17
  suck. What?
• 48:18
  Got it most of the time. I used to be a lot more.
• 48:21
  I actually think that he's handling Israel's PR awfully.
• 48:25
  Oh. He sucks.
• 48:26
  I think he's really a really, really bad spokesman for Israel,
• 48:29
  and I think that he's a really, really great college campus
• 48:33
  debater and he should probably stick to that and not give
• 48:38
  Barbie reviews or make cases for Israel.
• 48:40
  Oh, the Barbie. Dude, why is he commenting on
• 48:43
  pop culture dude? This video thing he did was
• 48:46
  hilarious. Yeah, it's good stick man that
• 48:49
  was. Funny.
• 48:49
  Stick to his rap video. That was gold dude.
• 48:53
  That was. That was funny.
• 48:55
  That was. How do you think that?
• 48:56
  Happened. Who do you think I do you think
• 48:58
  that someone like pitched an idea and thought I think?
• 49:00
  You singer? Probably no.
• 49:02
  His manager is probably Jewish and friends of Ben Shapiro.
• 49:04
  Probably get him to more to be more like likable because he
• 49:07
  probably has that. No, like probably has that thing
• 49:10
  like this guy's not so likable. So dude, I don't, I don't know,
• 49:15
  tell me. If you came to me and you told
• 49:19
  me, dude, you're 30. Kids don't get what you're
• 49:24
  saying. You're going to have to like,
• 49:27
  change it up and like, you know, like, whatever.
• 49:30
  Become a RAP *. And I'm going to be like, I
• 49:32
  don't have the ability to do that.
• 49:34
  So like, why don't I just stick with the audience of the people
• 49:36
  that I appeal to and like? I agree.
• 49:39
  Like, do you hear what I'm saying?
• 49:42
  Like I, I think that like he didn't lose the audience that he
• 49:45
  had. Like if you want to keep on
• 49:47
  growing, then that's one argument he.
• 49:50
  Made but I think. He's turning off his current
• 49:52
  audience. I think that, I think that.
• 49:53
  I think he's losing a lot of. These guys are Yeah, well, there
• 49:56
  there's a lot of anti Israel. Out there, dude.
• 49:58
  Well, right, you know, it's not hard, you know 7K.
• 50:02
  It's popular to be anti Israel today.
• 50:04
  Yeah, it's, it's very popular to be pro jihadist, you know.
• 50:07
  Not even that I don't think, I mean, most people that are from
• 50:12
  what I from the, from what I've seen online or listen to is more
• 50:19
  anti. There's two, there's two camps.
• 50:22
  There's like the anti Israel, like actually just like not
• 50:27
  liking Jews or Israel or anything.
• 50:28
  And then there's the not liking what Israel as the government is
• 50:32
  doing. And I don't think that that is
• 50:34
  the same camp necessarily. Then within that camp, there's
• 50:37
  the people that blame everything on the Israeli government and
• 50:39
  then the people that are like fair about it and.
• 50:43
  Give their, give their tanks. Yeah.
• 50:45
  But even that it's it's, it's very hard to find people that
• 50:47
  are fair about it, I think. But I also think that Israel
• 50:49
  hasn't really given too many people an opportunity.
• 50:51
  To well I hated Israel dude during COVID they can go F
• 50:54
  themselves flat crap for what they're tracking people's phones
• 50:57
  or. Vaccines and stuff, yeah.
• 50:58
  And arresting people for no masks, tracking people's phones.
• 51:02
  Israel was so. Surveillance state.
• 51:03
  They're surveillance state. Dude, they were like that.
• 51:05
  Crazy. Do you remember that dude?
• 51:08
  Dude, my brother was in. Yeshiva and he and he and he got
• 51:10
  like 3 COVID shots because like he had to like in order to like
• 51:13
  live there. You got 3 COVID shots.
• 51:15
  Kiwi, what the hell do you a vaccine guy?
• 51:18
  I got it. I don't, I mean.
• 51:19
  Yeah, me too, by the way. I got it.
• 51:21
  I went to Ireland, dude, I went, I got the vaccine to go to
• 51:24
  Ireland and with my friend Zach, shout out Zach, he's the man
• 51:28
  and. Zach, we love you, dude.
• 51:29
  Zach, do you? So you might come next weekend,
• 51:31
  dude. No, really.
• 51:32
  I hope. So wait, did did I meet him?
• 51:34
  Is he's from Monty too? Yeah, I think I sure, dude.
• 51:37
  Yeah. So you guys walking was your
• 51:39
  like 4? Yes, yes, yes.
• 51:41
  Yes, shout out to. That's why you were scootering
• 51:44
  fastest. Dude, that's so funny.
• 51:45
  Did I? Did I tell you about my 8 hour
• 51:46
  scooter today? I mean about my 8:00.
• 51:48
  How you did today. So the Suggs was getting a
• 51:51
  little high, but I was hungry. I'm like, all right.
• 51:55
  I take my scooter from Sheridan all the way to Dixie.
• 52:01
  Holy. Bites dude and.
• 52:02
  I got me some holy bites this place with delicious kebab and
• 52:06
  ambacabo. Oh so good this thing is going
• 52:10
  on. Just maybe.
• 52:10
  Probably. Stress.
• 52:12
  He's stressed. Old age.
• 52:13
  I'm always stressed. Why are you stressed?
• 52:14
  Party, bro. Nothing you.
• 52:15
  Can do about it. We're all we.
• 52:17
  It's never enough bro. We got to keep.
• 52:19
  Working you therapy. I don't do it.
• 52:22
  Well, man, that may help man. I might, I might get in there,
• 52:24
  dude. Dude, everyone should do that if
• 52:26
  you. Man, I honestly, I'm not so
• 52:27
  against it, I'm just a little against the pricing.
• 52:30
  Call me cheat. No, no, no, dude.
• 52:32
  The pricing, the. Pricing, The pricing is an issue
• 52:34
  man. It's really, but you can use
• 52:35
  your Meister for it. That's a good one, really.
• 52:38
  Yeah you can, but people do say if you're going to spend your
• 52:40
  money on anything dude, it should be mental like.
• 52:43
  Right. Dude, you got to live in your
• 52:45
  head, man. You know what?
• 52:47
  I. My Sugar's been crazy.
• 52:49
  Really. Lately.
• 52:50
  Dude, your therapy could save her life.
• 52:52
  Band. You think so?
• 52:53
  You're saying it's because of stress or you haven't been?
• 52:54
  Stress and why are you? Stressed.
• 52:56
  Lately I'm if I have to be perfect these days bro.
• 52:59
  Why? It's getting worse, so I'm
• 53:01
  getting older. I have to be extra perfect.
• 53:03
  I used to have to be somewhat perfect.
• 53:05
  Now I have to be like, wow. Now I can't even like tattoo.
• 53:08
  Tattoo. Yeah, tattoo.
• 53:09
  You know what? Good for you that you know that
• 53:12
  I have. A lot of people don't know that
• 53:13
  and they die at 60. Just keep going dude.
• 53:16
  So I took the scooter all the way there, bro.
• 53:19
  Oh my God, I was dying. But it was actually a good
• 53:22
  track. Stop Hollywood Blvd. for a
• 53:24
  second. Check some places out over
• 53:27
  there. You know, it was.
• 53:28
  It was. I love Hollywood Blvd.
• 53:29
  Dude, you know I used to go every day this week, bro.
• 53:31
  Oh, you did. With my wife, dude.
• 53:33
  You should go, dude. I've I've been a humongous oh,
• 53:36
  right there next to the psychic. That's right dude.
• 53:40
  There's, there's a mental, there's some mental health
• 53:41
  security right there. Little little card readings,
• 53:44
  little little turrets. Why not bro?
• 53:47
  What do you think of that shit? Do you believe any of it?
• 53:49
  Nah, but out of it. Look, there's some validity to
• 53:52
  it 'cause like they, I don't know what they're able to to
• 53:54
  muster up they. By the way, just 'cause it
• 53:57
  doesn't mean it's true doesn't mean it's not real.
• 53:59
  Black magic is real bro. Right, dude?
• 54:01
  Black magic is actually. It just doesn't mean that every
• 54:03
  time that you Harry that says they're doing.
• 54:05
  You go to Haiti, forget about it.
• 54:07
  These guys are no, no, believe it.
• 54:09
  There's nothing to believe, dude.
• 54:10
  They do. The reason why the.
• 54:11
  Reason why I would prohibit it is because it's something to
• 54:14
  believe. In no, no in like in Haiti if.
• 54:17
  There's a lot not to murder and there's not like a foreign
• 54:19
  concept of murder. That's right, you don't just
• 54:21
  make it up. You don't just make up, you make
• 54:23
  up a rule because something exists that you're trying to
• 54:25
  abolish or you're trying to get. Rid of it's it's.
• 54:27
  It's called. False.
• 54:29
  It's called falsehood. No, no, but but they they
• 54:31
  actually do things. No, yeah, dude, a bunch of
• 54:34
  people just sit around looking at a rock and they're.
• 54:36
  Like why would you if it's unvalidated while I'm?
• 54:38
  Sure, Here there's substance two ways.
• 54:40
  You got to be able to convince people that there's something
• 54:42
  to. Otherwise, why would you not
• 54:44
  allow it? Dudes?
• 54:44
  I'm Charlie, Corinia and Santeria.
• 54:46
  I can bring you some people here that will talk about some fudged
• 54:49
  up Schmidt. There.
• 54:50
  Fudged up Schmidt, they're crazy.
• 54:53
  Down Sheds Creek? Yeah, it's crazy.
• 54:56
  I don't know for FCC, yeah, I know Keevy straight shooter dude
• 55:00
  doesn't believe in that. And meanwhile, I'm Mr. If you
• 55:02
  look at my bet you you it's your fault I lost are.
• 55:07
  You very. Voodoo oh super yeah super like
• 55:11
  I I have the hamsa neck like I I can't like I you know I.
• 55:14
  Just got rid of. My I just got rid of my car.
• 55:17
  Car gone dude. Car The Honda Civic dude I was
• 55:20
  driving A7 series. Got that out of there bro.
• 55:23
  Why is this voodoo? No, because I was at the shop
• 55:26
  every second. But I throw the voodoo on there.
• 55:29
  Nazis. Yeah, By the way, this car
• 55:32
  sucked to maintain my. Dad, Oh my God, I was dying.
• 55:35
  You got a minivan? No, it's just the.
• 55:37
  Maybe your blood pressure go back down the blood sugar.
• 55:41
  Blood sugar, yeah. Sugar.
• 55:43
  No, no, that was. That was the.
• 55:44
  Press. Press Do you workout?
• 55:47
  I literally just scooter, that's your workout.
• 55:50
  That's my workout. I just take it everywhere taking
• 55:53
  Ty. I'm just all over.
• 55:54
  The place with it you know you should.
• 55:56
  Do tell me. You should start jiu jitsu.
• 55:58
  D. You'd kill it, dude, and even
• 56:00
  that you'd probably be so much. I got your refund I feel.
• 56:03
  Incredible, dude. Dude, you should do it.
• 56:05
  I have a great idea to go to. It's right here.
• 56:07
  Brazilian A Tap. See you if you did jiu jitsu
• 56:10
  your sugar would never be up again like.
• 56:12
  I guarantee you you'll live another 10 years so.
• 56:14
  Give me a little now, unless you.
• 56:15
  Get hit by your car, what do you do?
• 56:18
  How many times a week? I do three times a week.
• 56:22
  And it's with, it's with the I do.
• 56:24
  You're an individual. It's a class at a gym.
• 56:27
  Sundays are open, Matt, so it's just straight just fighting, you
• 56:30
  know, just. My thing is that I'm weird like
• 56:32
  that. I would need the one-on-one.
• 56:35
  Yeah, so I go to morning classes and most of my morning classes
• 56:38
  are with less than four people typically.
• 56:43
  And you break up into Paris to practice the.
• 56:45
  Drugs I couldn't even do it with.
• 56:47
  It has to be a professional like a Randall.
• 56:49
  Like that's why I used to always hate karate because like they
• 56:51
  would call me over to like someone else someone.
• 56:53
  Do me a favour, do me a favour dude, I started like 9 months
• 56:56
  ago. It's the best thing in the
• 56:58
  world. And if you're if you're
• 56:59
  concerned about working out, it's cardio jam, it's muscle
• 57:02
  building dude. It's you'll be sore when you
• 57:05
  don't even know that you've been sore dude.
• 57:07
  You'll be able to walk for the first week that you're doing it
• 57:08
  and you'll feel like a fucking champ dude.
• 57:11
  You feel like a warrior. I'm down, all right?
• 57:14
  I'm down there's. A gym called Wagner's Untapped
• 57:18
  right here, and Rogan talks about it all the time.
• 57:21
  One of the best he. Talks about this.
• 57:23
  Specifically or is the UFC fighters dropping all the time
• 57:25
  to to train there into into classes?
• 57:28
  Wagner is right here. DOVO or VAGNER?
• 57:32
  Didn't know that dude. Dude, right here you go classes,
• 57:35
  dude, go a couple of times. Just go for a trial class.
• 57:37
  See what it's like? Jujitsu, so no blood sugar issue
• 57:40
  at that point. Never, dude.
• 57:42
  I yeah. How's your fighting skills these
• 57:44
  days dude? They suck dude.
• 57:48
  Kitty's. Kitty's kicking my ass, dude.
• 57:50
  Everyone's kicking my ass, dude. I All it does is teach you how
• 57:53
  to take it better. No, it's been dude, it's, it's
• 58:00
  unlike literally any other experience I've ever had in my
• 58:02
  entire life. What about kickboxing?
• 58:04
  I haven't done it yet. I'm I'm a little nervous about
• 58:07
  the head for the head striking like just submissions, you just
• 58:10
  suffocate. We met a guy, though, who made a
• 58:12
  great point. Like he's been doing it for nine
• 58:13
  months. And the guy's like, yeah, you've
• 58:15
  only been doing it for nine months, but if you walk into any
• 58:17
  Walmart, you could take down 90% of the people there.
• 58:20
  Like just just know that, you know?
• 58:23
  Yeah, straight up. Yeah, why not?
• 58:24
  Sure. Yeah, dude, for sure.
• 58:26
  Yeah, some loser in Walmart. Yeah, why not?
• 58:30
  There's like, that's crazy. I'm just saying like, that's
• 58:32
  something to think about. It's human.
• 58:33
  Chest dude it's chest with every single body part.
• 58:36
  It's crazy suicide. Form.
• 58:38
  But. Is it the highest form of like
• 58:41
  combat? I don't know, I mean.
• 58:43
  Dude karate crazy. It was karate and judo, judo,
• 58:47
  judo. Well, Jiu jitsu has.
• 58:49
  Jiu jitsu has wrestling incorporated into it.
• 58:52
  People throw in MMA. What about Krav Maga?
• 58:55
  I haven't dude. I've never.
• 58:57
  Yeah, that's what it is. It's just.
• 58:58
  It's good. It's just like 1.
• 59:00
  It's a Marshall. Yeah, it's literally Ric Flair,
• 59:02
  dude. Tell me you're an old school WWE
• 59:07
  fan. I'm not but.
• 59:09
  I. Don't for you TV of course TV.
• 59:11
  Dude TV did nothing but watch everything on the on on ESPN all
• 59:15
  day for 25 hours. WWE what about were you on
• 59:19
  Nitro? That was F though.
• 59:20
  Oh it's true. So what about WCW on Nitro also?
• 59:23
  So you mess with a little bit of that, a little Sting, little
• 59:26
  Goldberg little. Goldberg I like that.
• 59:29
  But I like that. The the WWF was, I mean.
• 59:33
  That was king. Bro so you could be in the mic.
• 59:35
  Dude, TV, you know the WWF was class.
• 59:38
  Come on. Come on in here, dude.
• 59:39
  Come on in here man. Guess guess who my who my
• 59:42
  favorite wrestler was. Wayne the Rock Johnson.
• 59:45
  I was obsessed with him. Stone Cold.
• 59:47
  No, I loved him though. Obviously you're obsessed with
• 59:50
  you gotta even say if it's Triple H.
• 59:52
  No, then I was going to say if it's Triple H.
• 59:54
  Dude, where'd you put both JS? Oh no.
• 59:56
  No, this guy, this guy is the coolest fucking wrestler.
• 1:00:00
  OK, so we can't take Kurt Angle because he's dweeb.
• 1:00:04
  It's a problem. With the OH edge.
• 1:00:06
  No. It's just dorky.
• 1:00:08
  No, he's cheesy. He's not dorky.
• 1:00:10
  I mean, my top, my top three is stone.
• 1:00:13
  Like he's number one and the next two are stone.
• 1:00:15
  Cold, but he's WWF. Mankind.
• 1:00:17
  I love mankind. So mankind.
• 1:00:19
  No, but. You.
• 1:00:20
  So what's his face? Mick Foley?
• 1:00:22
  No, Mick Foley's Mankind. It's the same.
• 1:00:24
  Yeah, it's. Different characters.
• 1:00:25
  Jack and and do love. He has three characters.
• 1:00:30
  Wow. He's yes, Mick Foley has three
• 1:00:33
  characters. Fudge is the coolest wrestler
• 1:00:35
  ever. Mankind.
• 1:00:36
  Yeah, not, not Batista. No, no, Randy Orton.
• 1:00:40
  No, this guy before we're in. Dude, how do you?
• 1:00:43
  What were you into Everything. Oh man.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah, except for tennis. Except for tennis.
• 1:00:48
  Tennis. Yes.
• 1:00:50
  We're on GG law. Love, love, love big
• 1:00:53
  tournaments. Like when Tiger won the Masters
• 1:00:56
  2019, I was water working dude, right?
• 1:00:58
  Like crazy. Really, bro?
• 1:01:01
  Really? The return to glory.
• 1:01:03
  When Jim Nance said the return to glory and then he just wins
• 1:01:06
  it, he was like, yeah, man, 2019 was this shit, man 2019 was
• 1:01:12
  good, Ralph. Right before COVID right?
• 1:01:14
  Dude 20/19 was out of control. Phenomenal.
• 1:01:17
  It was amazing rap. Raptors beat the Warriors in the
• 1:01:20
  finals. They.
• 1:01:21
  Yes, cut. Hawaii, dude.
• 1:01:23
  Yes, Hawaii, dude. The Blues had a crazy.
• 1:01:26
  Run, dude. And then the and then the
• 1:01:27
  freaking bubble. The NBA bubble happened, dude.
• 1:01:31
  God that's stupid bubble. What, as a Heat fan?
• 1:01:35
  As a Heat fan, that was great. Rey Mysterio.
• 1:01:37
  As a Heat fan, the bubble was phenomenal.
• 1:01:39
  Is a heat. Fan Oh wait, Taker.
• 1:01:41
  No, very closely Cane. Oh, you were.
• 1:01:44
  He was a. Cane Guy, Big Red Machine.
• 1:01:48
  TV is. Governor of.
• 1:01:49
  Tennessee. Such a random rest.
• 1:01:53
  Not a random that's that's. He's not random, he's perfect.
• 1:01:55
  I went to one of his signings and he wearing his mask and
• 1:01:58
  everything. I rocket just please.
• 1:01:59
  I was I was shitting my bricks dude.
• 1:02:01
  I was so scared of him. Guys 7 foot.
• 1:02:04
  Two bro and he's also a scary. Ass character.
• 1:02:06
  I love that guy. Kane.
• 1:02:09
  Kane, dude. Undertaker and Kane were
• 1:02:11
  brothers in the in the WWE world, dude, there were certain.
• 1:02:14
  Things that brothers. Like dude, if you there were
• 1:02:16
  certain scenes that like you really can get into the
• 1:02:18
  storyline sometimes. Oh my God, are you?
• 1:02:20
  Kidding. By the way dude, following UFC
• 1:02:23
  you can absolutely see how that's a thing.
• 1:02:25
  Because it's usually conceptually took a little bit
• 1:02:27
  from from it. They took that personality and
• 1:02:28
  totally and they enhanced. It by the way, I believe it they
• 1:02:30
  fully. Enhanced.
• 1:02:32
  It everything's everything. Everything is a competition.
• 1:02:34
  Everything is like a relationship with each other,
• 1:02:36
  like it's a drama you're following.
• 1:02:37
  It it can be. I was in Yeshiva Elementary in
• 1:02:40
  6th and 7th grade, right? Running home No.
• 1:02:42
  No no, me and my friends are obsessed with it.
• 1:02:44
  WrestleMania would come up, my friend's older brother would buy
• 1:02:48
  the pay-per-view, we'd all go to his house.
• 1:02:49
  We're 6th, 7th grade. OK, he loves this.
• 1:02:52
  We're all actually wrestling. These women are.
• 1:02:54
  Yeah, Oh yeah, all over the screen.
• 1:02:57
  And if you're going to say the woman, shout out we're.
• 1:02:59
  Literally just like like. Drool.
• 1:03:03
  That's like. You might want to she's.
• 1:03:04
  The greatest? Thing Oh, you got to shout out
• 1:03:06
  the names, bro. If you're going to shout out the
• 1:03:08
  Trish, there's Trish, the Stratus faction.
• 1:03:10
  No Trish Stratus faction. Trish is Trish is.
• 1:03:13
  I can't get no Stratus faction, no.
• 1:03:15
  Lita's Lita's gritty. She's gritty.
• 1:03:18
  She's gingy, gritty. Dude, I first of all.
• 1:03:21
  Stacy no #1 Tori Wilson, dude, Tori Wilson, number one, she had
• 1:03:26
  the height she. Was she got height?
• 1:03:28
  Yeah. Bro she's like 5-8.
• 1:03:30
  She's a 58 bro. I did a girl that was 6 foot one
• 1:03:34
  time her brother called her Hagrid.
• 1:03:36
  She's a six foot girl. Yeah, I.
• 1:03:38
  Did. Oh, my daughter's not. 6 feet
• 1:03:39
  she she's. Getting tall 6 feet's intense.
• 1:03:42
  Yeah, man, what if they look good?
• 1:03:44
  They look good. I don't know, you know, So see a
• 1:03:46
  six foot dude with like a, what do you call it, A short dude,
• 1:03:48
  though a girl's a short dude is not to like stigmatize, but
• 1:03:51
  dude, that is a weird look. Yeah, that doesn't.
• 1:03:52
  Bother you? There's nothing you could do
• 1:03:53
  about it. Like it's a weird look but.
• 1:03:55
  You know what? Like it's a good.
• 1:03:56
  I love the dude man. Good for the dude.
• 1:03:58
  Exactly. He's like.
• 1:03:59
  Swimming in it. He's getting smothered.
• 1:04:02
  Speaking of road Trip, dude, you sell Road trip TV.
• 1:04:04
  What? You sell Road trip?
• 1:04:06
  What do you mean the movie? Movie, of course.
• 1:04:08
  OK, Remember when Tom Green. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:04:12
  Remember when? Remember when the the the mouse
• 1:04:14
  looking dude gets with the black chick?
• 1:04:17
  Of course. Classic scene, yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Classic, The underwear classic. Scene that is a vintage scene.
• 1:04:28
  It's worth watching. I gotta check it out.
• 1:04:30
  It's it's worth watching today. It's fun.
• 1:04:31
  It's fun, yeah. It's not like so If you were,
• 1:04:34
  what was? It 2002 thousand.
• 1:04:36
  Clean. Early 2000 clean. 2000 clean.
• 1:04:39
  2000 clean. Dude, Dude, that was where the
• 1:04:42
  Matrix started. Yes, and the The Matrix, the
• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:51
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• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:55
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:02
  Yeah, it was a great background. Like they had the clouds this
• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:16
  with Bob Saget. No dude with who's the other
• 1:05:19
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• 1:05:21
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• 1:05:22
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:29
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• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:37
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• 1:05:38
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• 1:05:42
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• 1:05:46
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• 1:05:50
  Yeah, it's just like yours was, so like you could so you could
• 1:05:54
  sit there and watch. Somebody falling off, the kids
• 1:05:56
  are falling off roofs and like if that happened today, like the
• 1:05:59
  government would come and like take the kid away over here they
• 1:06:02
  win a $50,000 for like a kid falling off a roof.
• 1:06:05
  It's also like. People were just so much like
• 1:06:07
  easier, easily, like more easily entertained for someone.
• 1:06:10
  It's like, it's like things were slower, you know?
• 1:06:12
  Like everything moves when things move slower.
• 1:06:15
  Anticipations. Happiness, dude.
• 1:06:17
  Yeah, it's like you see in America, there's like, like the
• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:21
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• 1:06:27
  would be like. Oh, he's a go, go, go change him
• 1:06:29
  up. Yeah, you know, like, but that's
• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:32
  something about that vibe. It's just like everyone is a is
• 1:06:36
  a sucker for nostalgia. I'm the biggest nostalgia.
• 1:06:38
  Bro yeah, like the biggest. I'm very nostalgic.
• 1:06:41
  Like crazy, this song. Yeah, you are.
• 1:06:43
  Like, like, you know, like if one of those 90s songs pops up,
• 1:06:46
  you know, I, I get, I, it gets to me, man.
• 1:06:48
  Like like when? Who is it?
• 1:06:49
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• 1:06:51
  Hits that that song hits bro which one Goo Goo Dolls Iris
• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:07:01
  girlfriend. The girl that I dated for a
• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:05
  I wanted that way with my friend and dude, we would pump so hard
• 1:07:11
  and I want it that way dude. It may have been work out to.
• 1:07:14
  I wanted that. I yeah, dude, that is amazing.
• 1:07:18
  I cannot tell you how many times I would just sit there with
• 1:07:22
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• 1:07:26
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• 1:07:29
  my life is over dude. You.
• 1:07:36
  Know what dude, that was that was growing up, man.
• 1:07:38
  Like I had to say, I'm embarrassed now of a lot of the
• 1:07:42
  shit that like, but like that was like that was growing up,
• 1:07:44
  that stuff that was stuff you needed to process like all like
• 1:07:47
  everything. You know, I realized as you get
• 1:07:48
  older, when you're younger, the a little deal feels like it's
• 1:07:54
  the whole world. And as you get older, you
• 1:07:56
  realize that nothing is a big deal.
• 1:07:57
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• 1:07:59
  And everything was the biggest. Deal about that?
• 1:08:03
  Why did I care? About everything was the biggest
• 1:08:05
  deal. And now it's just like, if I
• 1:08:06
  could pay my mortgage, I'm happy, you know, Like, OK, I'm
• 1:08:09
  not Co hell. Like, it's life, man.
• 1:08:11
  Yeah, like life is like, life is fine.
• 1:08:13
  Like, oh, you're stressed out. OK, I'll figure it out.
• 1:08:15
  Like, that's the answer. Not like everything is crashing
• 1:08:18
  around you and you have to listen to Chicago's.
• 1:08:20
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:27
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:36
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• 1:08:37
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• 1:08:40
  Day, you know they play you all the time.
• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:44
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• 1:08:47
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• 1:08:49
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• 1:08:52
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• 1:08:54
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• 1:08:56
  Carolina. I'm like, I'm the breeze.
• 1:08:57
  I'm just vibing me myself in my car.
• 1:09:00
  Nice driving. I could drive for days.
• 1:09:02
  I don't care. I'll go to a different state.
• 1:09:04
  Send me to you if you ever need anything driven anywhere.
• 1:09:06
  Yeah, I'm your guy, really. I'll just, you know, I'll be
• 1:09:08
  like, oh, someone pay me a 5 grand.
• 1:09:10
  I need to do it, you know? Can I?
• 1:09:11
  Can you drive from Cleveland to Dallas and how much did you
• 1:09:15
  charge to do that? Nothing.
• 1:09:16
  I'm not charging you. It's my privilege.
• 1:09:17
  No, no, it's a business thing. Oh, still my privilege, OK.
• 1:09:22
  The price after the all guys there I can do it bro, let's do
• 1:09:25
  it price price How long would it be?
• 1:09:28
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• 1:09:30
  The problem is I love. I like all of my stops, bro.
• 1:09:33
  I love, I don't care. I love my random hotels.
• 1:09:36
  Take your stops I. Love my random.
• 1:09:38
  Hotels, dude. How about you know, you know,
• 1:09:40
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• 1:09:41
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• 1:09:42
  I'm with you. I like, you know, I take my
• 1:09:44
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• 1:09:46
  Dude, how about this? We maps out how long it would
• 1:09:49
  take to drive from Cleveland to Dallas.
• 1:09:51
  We pay you for the amount of nights that it takes and then if
• 1:09:53
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• 1:09:55
  I'm with it. What do you need?
• 1:09:57
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• 1:10:01
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• 1:10:04
  Haul. Probably truck, yeah.
• 1:10:06
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• 1:10:08
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• 1:10:10
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• 1:10:12
  Because you're the. Dude, you're the big boy on the
• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:16
  Dude, you are the king of the road.
• 1:10:18
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• 1:10:20
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• 1:10:23
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• 1:10:24
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• 1:10:27
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• 1:10:29
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• 1:10:30
  Give me something. Blackwater Keep.
• 1:10:32
  On long train running and I'm like fucking just flying to this
• 1:10:38
  song downer. And then like the harmonica
• 1:10:41
  comes, dude, this I'm like this might be like my favorite song
• 1:10:46
  of all time. And I think I think it might be
• 1:10:48
  this song. It's like that.
• 1:10:50
  It's between that Interstate love songs, Stone Temple Pilots,
• 1:10:55
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• 1:10:59
  Those are the. Three soul to squeeze is like my
• 1:11:02
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• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:05
  Believe you said soul to squeeze.
• 1:11:06
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• 1:11:09
  That's not even a single. It's it's, it's from Coneheads,
• 1:11:12
  dude. I know, but dude.
• 1:11:15
  So the solo on solo smooth, it's John Frusciante.
• 1:11:19
  Man the best. Dude, he's he's so smooth.
• 1:11:22
  Is the best that song specifically.
• 1:11:24
  I know all their songs classically sound the same blah
• 1:11:26
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• 1:11:30
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• 1:11:32
  of those 3 songs. Dude, you don't know so squeeze
• 1:11:34
  or Interstate. Love some chili guy.
• 1:11:37
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• 1:11:40
  class. That's great but but soul to
• 1:11:41
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• 1:11:44
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• 1:11:47
  brother guy. Though, Dude, of course.
• 1:11:49
  Man, I love the doobies. Literally.
• 1:11:52
  Oh, that's how we got him in high school, dude.
• 1:11:53
  We're talking about a music. We're talking about the music
• 1:11:55
  transition. Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  That's how we got there, man. It started with Billy Joel,
• 1:11:59
  Simon and Garfunkel. So you were always an old school
• 1:12:02
  guy? No, sorry.
• 1:12:04
  Oh, sorry. So I started with rap.
• 1:12:05
  I made the conscious. Oh, right.
• 1:12:06
  You wanted to just. Stop listening to rap because it
• 1:12:09
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• 1:12:11
  Like you were actually getting influenced by, like you were
• 1:12:12
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• 1:12:14
  And break the law. No, no, no, no.
• 1:12:15
  I was. I found myself cursing more.
• 1:12:17
  I found myself thinking like, like not in the way that I
• 1:12:19
  really wanted to. And I decided to be much more
• 1:12:22
  selective. So who?
• 1:12:22
  Were you going to rap or something?
• 1:12:24
  Dude, Drake's headlines had just come out and that album was, I
• 1:12:29
  thought was excellent. I love that album I was
• 1:12:31
  listening to. So when it comes to Drake, he
• 1:12:34
  doesn't need my validation because his bank account is
• 1:12:37
  good. Yeah, I can't do rappers who
• 1:12:40
  aren't gangster as hell. Oh yeah, I can't.
• 1:12:42
  I feel like I can't. I can't do gangster.
• 1:12:44
  I can only. Associate like, think of it like
• 1:12:47
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• 1:12:48
  And Jewish I can't listen 2 middle. 2 middle upper class man
• 1:12:51
  I. Can't listen to DMX and then be
• 1:12:53
  like what's this guy talk? Yeah, Eminem's neutral.
• 1:12:56
  Eminem's just right. Eminem's just his own unique
• 1:12:58
  vibe. But like listening to DMX, like,
• 1:13:00
  you know, Rough Riders and then listen to this guy, you know,
• 1:13:03
  like he needs a one dance, right?
• 1:13:06
  You know, it's just like, is this the same music?
• 1:13:08
  Come on, like. Like if you want to go and take
• 1:13:11
  a rap with. Me.
• 1:13:13
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• 1:13:14
  You're. Like that was rap.
• 1:13:16
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• 1:13:18
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• 1:13:19
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• 1:13:22
  They really the. Sampling is honestly sampling is
• 1:13:27
  honestly like, I mean, it's low key like one of the most like
• 1:13:32
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• 1:13:34
  You literally just like take, completely take.
• 1:13:37
  Someone else's song. Like if you really think about
• 1:13:39
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• 1:13:40
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• 1:13:42
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• 1:13:44
  Virginia. Nice.
• 1:13:45
  And I I'm like, where's another good song?
• 1:13:47
  Flip the radio on, all of a sudden I hear.
• 1:13:52
  So I'm like, yeah, changes Tupac.
• 1:13:54
  And then I hear it and it's Bruce Hornsby.
• 1:13:56
  And then I'm like, only this Bruce horns me.
• 1:13:59
  Everyone thinks it's. And then I'm like, so this is
• 1:14:01
  like, I was like 17, so I didn't know.
• 1:14:02
  I'm like, what the hell is this? Like this is the song.
• 1:14:06
  And then I'm like, this is way better.
• 1:14:08
  And then I'm like, dude, it's Tupac literally singing over.
• 1:14:10
  Like bro, like he literally just stole the guy's song.
• 1:14:13
  Sometimes better. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:14:15
  Like he literally just stole the guy's song, you know?
• 1:14:18
  A different it's like. Sure, how much we got paid for.
• 1:14:21
  That right, right, right. That's a Ray Charles gold
• 1:14:25
  digger. That's that's a good one too.
• 1:14:28
  That's us. She gives him money.
• 1:14:31
  That's right. That's Ray Charles.
• 1:14:33
  Man, you just take like Avicii. Sometimes I get a good feeling
• 1:14:38
  it's out of James dude. It's out of.
• 1:14:41
  James, you're old school bro. You're an Allman Brothers guy.
• 1:14:43
  I love The Allman Brothers. You love it, but not as much as
• 1:14:46
  Ki. He's like, I'm much more of a
• 1:14:48
  Grateful Dead fan than the Allman.
• 1:14:49
  Brothers, so you so you got into that.
• 1:14:50
  So for me, the dead is too slow. Dude, so listen to J Rad Joe
• 1:14:55
  Russo's Almost dead. Oh.
• 1:14:57
  You like? What's that?
• 1:14:58
  I like some. Songs too slow dude.
• 1:15:00
  I like some songs. J Rattle.
• 1:15:02
  Ripple. I like touch, not touch.
• 1:15:05
  A Gray. That's stupid.
• 1:15:07
  Ripple, America. What's the other one off
• 1:15:10
  American Beauty? Boxer Rain.
• 1:15:13
  Boxer Rain. Yeah, that's obviously good.
• 1:15:15
  Ripple Boxer. Fire Mountain.
• 1:15:17
  I. Like.
• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:22
  I don't love that. Done, done, done.
• 1:15:25
  Oh, shake down. Yeah.
• 1:15:27
  I could do without that too. Dude.
• 1:15:28
  I'm not. I'm not such a fan.
• 1:15:30
  So I was also like when I was spending time in Queens with my
• 1:15:33
  bro, I used to visit, like I used to be hanging out with all
• 1:15:36
  these guys and these guys were hard.
• 1:15:38
  Dead. Heads yeah.
• 1:15:39
  And like, I'm naturally, I guess a contrarian a little bit and he
• 1:15:42
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• 1:15:45
  music isn't really doing it for me.
• 1:15:46
  I hear you, you know, like, like in high school, everyone loved
• 1:15:48
  Dave. Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  And I'm just like, bro, no. No, me and you like the same
• 1:15:52
  people in high school. You were a stained guy.
• 1:15:54
  You were. STP bro, my first year in
• 1:15:57
  yeshiva, you know, all the bro, my first year in yeshiva.
• 1:16:00
  So like, no, hell no, that's too much, that's too loud.
• 1:16:04
  So I go to yeshiva. So so my first year in Shiva, I
• 1:16:07
  get to like, it's like a month in and we're like, it's like
• 1:16:10
  Thursday night. I'm like Stone Town pilots are
• 1:16:12
  coming to Vancouver. But you know, I'm yeshiva like
• 1:16:14
  we're bam, you know, seder, the whole shebang.
• 1:16:16
  Like I'm like I we're going me and my buddy like we buckle
• 1:16:20
  down. We went and now like we snuck
• 1:16:24
  out at like the middle of the night.
• 1:16:25
  Like we just like like left Sader jumped around and went to
• 1:16:28
  the show. Dude, one of the best shows
• 1:16:30
  ever. Such a good STP show.
• 1:16:32
  They're great and and there they are just an awesome alternative
• 1:16:37
  rock band that gets no respect. They got some dude.
• 1:16:40
  Their singles are all. Good every movie.
• 1:16:42
  Plush Plush is a. Sick Song Plush is their like
• 1:16:46
  number. One it's interesting love song,
• 1:16:48
  wicked garden lady picture show. I got them all dude.
• 1:16:52
  I love Rogue is obsessed with that.
• 1:16:53
  He is. Yeah, he knows I'm talking
• 1:16:55
  about. Them it's interesting is violin
• 1:16:57
  died. No, they were the best dude,
• 1:16:58
  because what they did is they took that Seattle grunge scene
• 1:17:01
  and they like made it way better.
• 1:17:03
  Like all their Schmidt is good. Seattle grunge is like it's
• 1:17:06
  crying at the time. Like dude, these these these
• 1:17:09
  guys are actually great. Like they had unique sounds.
• 1:17:11
  Do you see that cracker? Man dead is being investigated
• 1:17:14
  as a murder. Yeah, dude.
• 1:17:16
  What Courtney? Love murdered.
• 1:17:19
  Him. I don't know dude.
• 1:17:20
  Hang on, let me just. Google this before I puzzle more
• 1:17:24
  that. Is an insane movie I saw years
• 1:17:26
  ago and it's random actors. No, you don't know the actors,
• 1:17:29
  but they play. Out New Jack Kurt Cobain's death
• 1:17:31
  was a homicide, his new private forensic findings question.
• 1:17:36
  That's kind of just give me chills.
• 1:17:37
  It's like an artistic film that was made.
• 1:17:39
  You don't know any of the actors, but it, it's actors and
• 1:17:42
  it and the whole film is like the three days before Kurt
• 1:17:45
  Coleman's death. No way.
• 1:17:47
  It's so intense. They're just around the house
• 1:17:49
  just doing heroin all day and they're just like on the but
• 1:17:52
  like, it's all that's. Seattle grunge?
• 1:17:54
  That's crazy. Seattle grunge bro.
• 1:17:59
  They're nuts. Dude, I read this book.
• 1:18:01
  Andy would rest in peace. With.
• 1:18:04
  You know, you know, there's another one.
• 1:18:06
  They all died dude. 27 Club. It's crazy.
• 1:18:09
  Kurt Cobain was in 20. 17 Jim. Jimmy.
• 1:18:11
  Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin. I love Pig Pen from the Dead.
• 1:18:15
  Jimmy. Jimmy Hendrix.
• 1:18:16
  I loved. I loved Amy Wine.
• 1:18:17
  Amy Winehouse. I asked your band.
• 1:18:20
  You probably might say no, Muse. I don't know.
• 1:18:23
  Off OK, I don't know enough about Indy.
• 1:18:26
  I've seen them so much. I don't know about Indy.
• 1:18:28
  Oh, sublime. Rules dude.
• 1:18:30
  My first concert was a Sublime concert.
• 1:18:31
  Really. Right Bingham dude, but without
• 1:18:33
  Brad survive with Rome. Oh, OK, fine.
• 1:18:36
  But Bradley Noel is just one-of-a-kind, bro.
• 1:18:39
  Rest in peace. And Pumpkins.
• 1:18:41
  Yeah, they're right. They they're definitely their,
• 1:18:44
  their their songs are nostalgic as hell.
• 1:18:47
  Like you flip that 1979 thing on you just you imagine you're
• 1:18:50
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• 1:18:54
  just living that life. That's what you imagined, you
• 1:18:56
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• 1:18:57
  Shake down tonight is this space.
• 1:19:00
  Boy. Who?
• 1:19:01
  Space Boy. The space boy.
• 1:19:05
  Oh yeah, that is, that is them. Oh my gosh.
• 1:19:08
  Wow dude, I I didn't know you're such a rock'n'roll guy, dude.
• 1:19:12
  TV is encyclopedic with his music knowledge.
• 1:19:15
  I did not know. That dude, I think he's psycho.
• 1:19:18
  I love and I love the fact that he loves STP.
• 1:19:21
  That's that's just amazing. I you know what band I really my
• 1:19:26
  first problem and you want to kill FI?
• 1:19:28
  You know, no, who the hell is FI?
• 1:19:31
  What do they mow with a period? That's what I'm.
• 1:19:38
  Saying the jam band. Where is it?
• 1:19:41
  Hold on, where is it? Pigeons playing pink.
• 1:19:43
  Let's go pigeons emo. If I know another I know them.
• 1:19:47
  Yeah, yeah, I know them now. They I heard like one of the
• 1:19:50
  couple of their tracks. Dude, that's funny.
• 1:19:52
  Dude. Pigeons playing ping pong.
• 1:19:54
  Tell me. Dude, I've listened to a couple
• 1:19:56
  of their songs. That's funny.
• 1:19:56
  I saw them live. I used to know some of the guys
• 1:19:58
  in hand. Yeah, no way.
• 1:20:00
  My friend used to, like, was like obsessed with them.
• 1:20:02
  So like, he's like, we got to meet him.
• 1:20:03
  So like, I just kind of we end up going backstage all the time
• 1:20:05
  to their shows. I never connected, though.
• 1:20:07
  Like the jam thing. No, they're awesome.
• 1:20:10
  Yeah. Pigeons.
• 1:20:11
  Pigeons are great. I.
• 1:20:12
  Saw them when there was 10 people watching them at a music
• 1:20:15
  festival they just started. And dude, they played them, put
• 1:20:18
  them at Queen's College. I I remember he raised.
• 1:20:20
  That I just remember. That's crazy man.
• 1:20:22
  No they didn't. They made a perm did.
• 1:20:24
  You remember seeing them at the bottom of the thing?
• 1:20:26
  I'm like, I got to see a band named Pigeons playing Ping Pong
• 1:20:29
  and people. Dude, I saw them in Baltimore.
• 1:20:31
  Yeah. They dude, my friend is a Irish
• 1:20:34
  musician that play that that was in Orlando and he he just plays
• 1:20:39
  like local gigs, like around Disney, Disney Springs
• 1:20:42
  rehearsal, you know, random random pubs.
• 1:20:45
  And he went and he's like, and I was talking to him.
• 1:20:48
  I always, I, I always talked about music whenever I hang out
• 1:20:50
  with him. And I'm like mentioning Billy
• 1:20:52
  Strings to him. He's like, oh, Billy Strings.
• 1:20:54
  Yeah, I hung out with him one time in Suwani and he's like, I
• 1:20:58
  was playing the music festival and he was like any.
• 1:21:00
  And at the time no one heard him.
• 1:21:01
  He was like 20, 2013, 2014. And he was like, and this kid is
• 1:21:06
  just sitting there. He's like smokes A shite ton of
• 1:21:09
  weed like I bet he does and he's like and he's like a shite ton.
• 1:21:13
  He's a real pie and he and I'm like I bet he is and he's like
• 1:21:17
  dude, notice they're listening to me.
• 1:21:19
  He was sick. He was like he was just playing
• 1:21:21
  to like small crowd is like this guy was just out of control,
• 1:21:25
  talented and smoking weed the whole time and like everyone's
• 1:21:28
  having the time of the lives just hanging out with him and
• 1:21:30
  that was it. I love that bro the arrow put
• 1:21:33
  brings everyone. Together, bro.
• 1:21:34
  No, I think so dude. I love that.
• 1:21:36
  I love that scene man. How long you you you off and on
• 1:21:39
  with the arroch or no? The arroch as in.
• 1:21:44
  More. More on than off.
• 1:21:46
  Let's. Go more on than off is.
• 1:21:49
  Cold guy, dude, you know I dabbled the white powder.
• 1:21:51
  No, I'm best dude. I did Alfred's never did it,
• 1:21:54
  man. I never.
• 1:21:55
  I was always more interested in the psychedelic things like the
• 1:21:58
  expanding the mind, exploring like different states.
• 1:22:01
  Your meditation guy, you went to that breathing thing.
• 1:22:03
  They. Do I did do dude, how many times
• 1:22:06
  you go? I went once.
• 1:22:07
  Works for what though? It's psychedelic, like it clears
• 1:22:10
  your head. No, it's completely psychedelic.
• 1:22:12
  Stress and. And dude, I, I saw my I, I, I, I
• 1:22:15
  interact with my grandfather's soul while I was while I was.
• 1:22:18
  Doing that breathing thing, do the.
• 1:22:19
  Breathing thing, yeah. I'll go.
• 1:22:21
  I love that crap dude. I mean, but have you ever done,
• 1:22:24
  have you done psychedelics? No, but I'm I'm interested in
• 1:22:27
  SO. Here's what we got.
• 1:22:28
  Here's what we got to expect. Here's what we got to do.
• 1:22:30
  Show your grandpa. The grandpa soul.
• 1:22:33
  Nice that mean though. Like his presence?
• 1:22:36
  Like his demos? His yeah, his presence, like his
• 1:22:38
  I also like I felt I I I think that I, I don't think that
• 1:22:43
  before I did, I'd really process that I was a dad at any point.
• 1:22:45
  And I always think I was struggling with the idea of like
• 1:22:48
  fatherhood and like what I'm supposed to like be as bad.
• 1:22:51
  And my grandfather was like the, IT was like the main like, like
• 1:22:57
  fatherly. So he was, that was, he was
• 1:22:59
  like, he was like. Born to be a dad.
• 1:23:00
  Yeah, but he was also a Holocaust survivor, like tough
• 1:23:03
  as nails, like, you know, very independent fears to protect to
• 1:23:07
  a family, loved money. But like did like he was a
• 1:23:11
  teacher his whole life. So like he was always like
• 1:23:14
  saving, like you never had a lot of it, but like.
• 1:23:16
  Is your dad's dad? My mom's dad and he died right
• 1:23:21
  after my son was born, so almost three years ago.
• 1:23:24
  And I was, I was doing this breath work and I was.
• 1:23:30
  And one of the things that came to the, I guess that came to the
• 1:23:33
  forefront of my awareness was my fear of the responsibility of
• 1:23:38
  being a dad. And like my fear of the
• 1:23:41
  responsibility of the life that I'm currently living, which is
• 1:23:44
  like, there's a lot riding on me at the moment.
• 1:23:48
  You know, there's a lot of riding on my shit right now, you
• 1:23:50
  know, and, and I and I don't know what to do with what to do
• 1:23:52
  about that And, and like his and I'm deep breathing and like he
• 1:24:00
  and like he came to me and it was really interesting because
• 1:24:03
  he used to get very angry. He had a short temper.
• 1:24:07
  Eastern European. Yeah, of course.
• 1:24:09
  Angry, you know, Polish dude gone through the gone through
• 1:24:13
  the war and but he would get angry out of he he the the
• 1:24:20
  things that bothered him most in life was feeling like he wasn't
• 1:24:23
  heard and like what he's saying wasn't being understood and like
• 1:24:27
  he would get mad when he would feel like he was losing control
• 1:24:32
  over a situation or couldn't express himself in a situation
• 1:24:35
  right. So it's fear turns into anger.
• 1:24:37
  It's fear that men. Does that interconnect to you
• 1:24:40
  in? A So I was afraid, and so I and
• 1:24:42
  I and I sensed that he had fear too, right?
• 1:24:46
  And the way that he embodied the fear, his past fear.
• 1:24:51
  Yeah. So you felt he would tell me
• 1:24:52
  stories when he was growing up of, like, going to Yu and like,
• 1:24:55
  living in, like in Washington Heights, not speaking a word of
• 1:24:59
  English, not having any money 'cause he came from Poland.
• 1:25:01
  Yeah. Polish.
• 1:25:03
  Yeah, dude, a little, yeah. A little bit of German, a little
• 1:25:07
  bit. I'm sorry, A little bit of
• 1:25:07
  Russian, a little bit of Yiddish, a little bit of Polish.
• 1:25:10
  But now, yeah, obviously. And I know I, you know, he
• 1:25:12
  learned English, but like, when he, he was telling me stories
• 1:25:15
  when he got there and like Rev Salavechik, like look like, like
• 1:25:18
  he's like, he felt like he like let him down, like he like,
• 1:25:20
  looked at him and like, like, just like passed over him,
• 1:25:23
  right. And like, he felt like a lot of
• 1:25:24
  like hurt and resentment that he like wanted to be heard, heard
• 1:25:28
  and. He didn't appreciate being
• 1:25:31
  around Ref Salvation, Kilo or. No, that he thought that if
• 1:25:34
  Salvation didn't appreciate what he had gone through and given
• 1:25:36
  the love that he was looking for.
• 1:25:38
  Wow, he was JB. Yeah.
• 1:25:41
  Original. Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 1:25:43
  Because he was a Holocaust, because he, because it was well
• 1:25:45
  known that this kid is just a poor I, I I mean, I'm sure you
• 1:25:48
  could tell who the Holocaust survivors were in 1955 this much
• 1:25:52
  or 1960 in New York. I mean, you know.
• 1:25:55
  If you're speaking Polish. Dude, you, yeah, you have a 13
• 1:25:57
  year old kid that that that's that's kiss poor doesn't speak
• 1:26:00
  English. Yeah, you know, like Holocaust.
• 1:26:02
  Yeah, for sure a Holocaust. And he's like, you know.
• 1:26:05
  Dude, if that was right by Feinstein he would show him
• 1:26:06
  nothing but love, I'll tell you that.
• 1:26:08
  Much, by the way, but he's the ghost.
• 1:26:09
  I don't know if it's a, you know, thing on, on Rafael
• 1:26:14
  Vechek. Not necessarily because like at
• 1:26:16
  the end of the day, I can I can give a classroom full of 10
• 1:26:19
  students the attention I want to give them, right?
• 1:26:22
  I can't imagine what it's like being him and like.
• 1:26:25
  Trying to follow and then follow their personal lives too.
• 1:26:28
  Dude, how you got to go above and beyond and beyond.
• 1:26:30
  How you know so I get I get both perspectives for sure.
• 1:26:33
  I get when I get, but, but anyway, so I really.
• 1:26:39
  So what he had, this is interesting, actually.
• 1:26:44
  So his anger was his prison as a consequence of the fear, right?
• 1:26:50
  Like the way of dealing with the frustration and fear of not
• 1:26:53
  being understood or not being valued or not being cared for or
• 1:26:57
  appreciated would manifest in anger.
• 1:26:59
  And that would get people's attention.
• 1:27:00
  That would kind of get you what you wanted, right?
• 1:27:02
  Yeah. That's what anger generally is
• 1:27:04
  used for. It's a trial, it's a tension.
• 1:27:06
  Why do you get angry? You get angry because a
• 1:27:08
  situation's out of control and you're trying to gained control.
• 1:27:10
  Generally through yes, and generally through a very
• 1:27:13
  rational way, right? You act in a way that you would
• 1:27:15
  never act. And you're angry.
• 1:27:16
  You talked the way you never talked before.
• 1:27:18
  You know, you you behave in a way you don't usually behave.
• 1:27:21
  You end up embarrassed about it later.
• 1:27:23
  You're like, yeah, what was that about?
• 1:27:24
  Because I lost control. I was embarrassing right back.
• 1:27:26
  And like I. Behaved homing a Gehenim Shelton
• 1:27:29
  ball. Is that Morris?
• 1:27:31
  Like Morris says that when when someone's angry, they're being
• 1:27:33
  controlled by. Yeah, by helps.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah, it's crazy. I believe it dude.
• 1:27:37
  So I'm going through this breath work and like I'm.
• 1:27:42
  Who gives the teachings? It was the class.
• 1:27:44
  Mary Kay do you remember him YouTube of YouTube fame?
• 1:27:49
  Don't own but. Yeah, the Bhavish guy.
• 1:27:51
  Don't own? Really.
• 1:27:53
  He had his own journey. Yeah, he is this guy.
• 1:27:55
  I mean, I'm not going to speak for him, right?
• 1:27:57
  But he had his own his his whole own journey.
• 1:27:59
  He was a super super famous social media YouTube star.
• 1:28:04
  The Bhavish guy. And I think.
• 1:28:09
  I mean listen, when your entire life depends on likes and views
• 1:28:11
  and clicks and whatever, it's probably not great for your
• 1:28:14
  mental health. And he had and he ended.
• 1:28:16
  No, I don't know. I have no idea whether he did or
• 1:28:18
  not. But he ended up fighting re
• 1:28:21
  rediscovering his path and go over his own journey and now
• 1:28:24
  he's a breath work and. Like so he came here, his
• 1:28:26
  delivery. Mediator.
• 1:28:27
  So he did that. He facilitated the class.
• 1:28:30
  I'm down to get involved. Dude, it was really, really.
• 1:28:33
  TV, you've done it. I've done breath work.
• 1:28:36
  That's what we got. Not a class.
• 1:28:39
  But what? Well, the, the, the, the benefit
• 1:28:40
  and the value of a class is that first of all, you're in an
• 1:28:42
  environment where everyone else is doing it.
• 1:28:44
  And so like, you get swept up in it and it's really, really, it's
• 1:28:47
  like all, you know, not at all, not at all.
• 1:28:50
  And it's very intense, dude. And like what part of what I
• 1:28:56
  think, part of the reason why my story isn't very coherent is
• 1:28:59
  because it's almost like dreaming really psychedelic
• 1:29:02
  state where like things don't connect in a rational linear way
• 1:29:05
  necessarily. The way that we think naturally
• 1:29:07
  is not linear or progressive. Like we think creatively, we
• 1:29:11
  think with the associations we jump from this to that, to that.
• 1:29:14
  And like we're used to trying to box our thoughts into something
• 1:29:17
  linear for professional reasons or whatever.
• 1:29:19
  But that's not the natural. Way that's not the natural.
• 1:29:21
  Way I'm we're supposed to be so. The way is our brains are always
• 1:29:25
  just supposed to be like on like full association creative mode.
• 1:29:28
  And like when you're and when you're breathing like this,
• 1:29:30
  right? You end up going down different
• 1:29:33
  weird paths, like thought paths or, you know, like memories or
• 1:29:37
  associations or experiences that like don't seem to make any
• 1:29:40
  sense to you. And like, you have a natural
• 1:29:43
  tendency that you've been retrained for to say, no, I have
• 1:29:46
  to think to make sense of it instead of just following it
• 1:29:48
  down and observing it, you know? So the reason why I asked why,
• 1:29:51
  if you did psychedelics first, because the, the psychedelic
• 1:29:54
  experience makes you think is very much like you have to
• 1:29:57
  surrender, like to whatever is going to happen to you.
• 1:30:00
  And you just have to like kind of be a passive experiencer in
• 1:30:03
  that sense. When you're doing breath work,
• 1:30:05
  you have to be passive to whatever is going to come up to
• 1:30:07
  the forefront of your, of your consciousness, you know, and
• 1:30:10
  like, you have to be very passive about, you have to be
• 1:30:12
  very like, I'm just going to see what comes up.
• 1:30:15
  I'm not going to try to control my thoughts or the direction of
• 1:30:17
  my thoughts. I'm just going to see what my
• 1:30:19
  brain wants to come to the surface and like what needs the
• 1:30:22
  most attention right now? Just let it kind of all that.
• 1:30:25
  Just let it go. Just let it come so.
• 1:30:26
  It's kind of just like. It's hard to let the computer do
• 1:30:29
  that. Put that computer on like, like
• 1:30:31
  sleep mode. Yeah.
• 1:30:33
  Put the computer on sleep mode. She's like, and have that like,
• 1:30:35
  you know, back in the day, like when you had the screen savers,
• 1:30:37
  like with the computer, it's like, you see, like the screen
• 1:30:39
  savers, like floating around. Yeah.
• 1:30:41
  It's like, have your brain work. Yeah.
• 1:30:42
  It just it just get and let. Go and get let go.
• 1:30:45
  It's like it's slowly, calmly. Flow So if you so if you think
• 1:30:49
  you're the kind of person that could let go, you could get some
• 1:30:51
  really cool work done because you could discover things that
• 1:30:55
  have been floating around in the back of your mind that you kind
• 1:30:57
  of won't let yourself get to and like and like those things that
• 1:30:59
  you don't like, ever let yourself like say to yourself or
• 1:31:02
  like come to terms with yourself that all that.
• 1:31:04
  If you, if you follow these, you know, like if you just let
• 1:31:07
  yourself be while you're doing this breath work, we'll just
• 1:31:10
  like flow to the surface. How long?
• 1:31:12
  Does it take? An hour, hour and a half.
• 1:31:15
  Wow. So it's extra focus, The the
• 1:31:18
  actual breath work itself is probably half an hour, 40
• 1:31:20
  minutes, yeah. That's amazing.
• 1:31:22
  And like the leading up to you got this own?
• 1:31:24
  No, I only did it once. Does he do it every?
• 1:31:26
  Oh, I, I, I think so. He facilitates it.
• 1:31:28
  So I don't know if he's like participating in it, like he
• 1:31:31
  hosts the class, but I like dude, it's intense.
• 1:31:34
  Like the same way that like in Kiwi contest, like like with
• 1:31:38
  psychedelics, like you're not addicting because you don't want
• 1:31:41
  to do them all the time. It's too intense all the time.
• 1:31:43
  Like like if you're taking LSD, you got to commit to going on an
• 1:31:47
  acid trip, dude, everything is true.
• 1:31:49
  You got to commit to being at six hours and troops, you know,
• 1:31:52
  like you can't. So I tried so back in the day my
• 1:31:56
  buddy gave me a a a weed cracker and he put.
• 1:32:02
  Fentanyl. Keep.
• 1:32:07
  Little acid in there. Yeah.
• 1:32:09
  And I, I, that hit me, bro. That hit me hard.
• 1:32:13
  So your drift? Oh, yeah, I remember I was
• 1:32:15
  looking at my friends. Might you ever see the the
• 1:32:17
  Golgurt commercials? No, the old Gushers commercials
• 1:32:21
  where like the face turns into like a big gusher.
• 1:32:23
  Yeah, sure. No, that's the heart attack.
• 1:32:26
  This girl, my my friend's girlfriend, I'm looking right at
• 1:32:29
  her and she she's literally becoming mad.
• 1:32:32
  Like her face is just becoming huge.
• 1:32:34
  Zip, zip. It became like this big I'm like
• 1:32:38
  I went downstairs bro 16 hours sleep after it.
• 1:32:42
  What I was in the brownie. Knocked the fudge out.
• 1:32:45
  I haven't slept that much like since I went a jet lag flight to
• 1:32:48
  Israel and I woke up and it was like it.
• 1:32:50
  Was like a stimulant. Yeah, as you can't sleep on
• 1:32:52
  that. Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  Maybe. I guess after.
• 1:32:54
  He yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the Brownie Dawn Crazy.
• 1:32:58
  Bro. Crazy, yeah, but yeah, you.
• 1:33:00
  Also, I don't, I'm not a coffee drinker.
• 1:33:02
  No, no hate coffee. I'm just like I wake up at I
• 1:33:05
  could wake up and I just have that.
• 1:33:07
  I have that pizzazz. I used to go to this place and I
• 1:33:09
  used to visit LA used to go to Toast Cafe every morning.
• 1:33:12
  Dude, classic order. Kiwi ready.
• 1:33:15
  To egg breakfast. No Shakshuka Cajun fries 2
• 1:33:23
  Jerusalem toast bagels Me and my buddy, I used to stay.
• 1:33:27
  We want to stay. With butter, butter, butter on
• 1:33:28
  the on the bagels. Yes.
• 1:33:30
  Hell yeah. Take that bro, that.
• 1:33:33
  Set the tone for the day. Oh, that's 20.
• 1:33:36
  Those are the glory face, bro. Dude, I couldn't have that.
• 1:33:39
  I didn't have no. Who's the Freestyle Libre?
• 1:33:41
  You want to hear what? You got I want to hear Type 2.
• 1:33:44
  I'm the Freestyle Libre, dude. Type 2 diabetes.
• 1:33:47
  I used to do power hours. You know what that is?
• 1:33:49
  You drink a shot of beer every minute for an hour.
• 1:33:53
  And then I we did, we did 100 minutes of it.
• 1:33:57
  And then we walked to Dunkin' Donuts by Rutgers in East
• 1:34:01
  Brunswick and I got the kosher 1.
• 1:34:05
  And I got. Two, I got 2 dude, 2 tuna melts
• 1:34:10
  on bagels after drinking 100 shots of beer.
• 1:34:13
  Dude, I threw up everything on the Are you?
• 1:34:16
  Scarred for life with tuna melts or no?
• 1:34:18
  No, I love tuna melts. OK, you're still weird.
• 1:34:20
  I've never bought. So here's the thing.
• 1:34:22
  So the the the the the different types of spartum.
• 1:34:25
  I'm sparty that that the dutam is rough.
• 1:34:28
  I did. I am bro sucks bro.
• 1:34:31
  The dutam is rough you. Know the.
• 1:34:33
  What about no? We're good for now.
• 1:34:34
  You have 1 here. Oh, you finished both of them?
• 1:34:36
  I'm sorry. OK, I got another one.
• 1:34:38
  I was thinking of thinking that old one.
• 1:34:39
  Dude, it's not all this for today for.
• 1:34:41
  I'm taking it. Alright, so so I was thinking so
• 1:34:46
  they don't do the meat the the cheese and meat.
• 1:34:48
  I mean cheese, meat, cheese and fish.
• 1:34:50
  Yeah, that do time is right, but Spartan do it.
• 1:34:53
  So like the like the Turkish, like the Spanish, like Spanish.
• 1:34:57
  Yeah, the North Africans do it. We do it and like, so it's
• 1:35:00
  Moroccans, Libyans, Algerians, so we do it.
• 1:35:03
  What's the disc called? Which one dude?
• 1:35:06
  What did the soft? Together.
• 1:35:07
  Oh, bit like like a Sephardic dish?
• 1:35:10
  No, it's a greatest fish. It's a greatest dish.
• 1:35:12
  But like eggs Benedict? No, that's classic, though.
• 1:35:15
  Paella. Paella.
• 1:35:17
  Oh, that's good. No, I've never had it.
• 1:35:18
  I'm just saying that's what Sephardim do.
• 1:35:19
  They mix the fish and the meat together if they want.
• 1:35:22
  We do. Oh no, I was talking about
• 1:35:23
  eating fish and cheese. We no, no, I'm talking about
• 1:35:27
  smelling those fish. Spartim does fish and cheese.
• 1:35:29
  No, no, no fish and cheese. I'm saying we do it, but like
• 1:35:33
  the Mizrahs don't. Why not fish and cheese?
• 1:35:35
  They don't do it. We do.
• 1:35:36
  It because that's because fish is like, not I.
• 1:35:38
  Think it's like a sakana like whatever or something like that.
• 1:35:41
  Like the bones, dude. The bones.
• 1:35:42
  Bones. We got you.
• 1:35:43
  I hate. Fish bones dude.
• 1:35:45
  They'll kill you, man. I like fish grill but I hate
• 1:35:47
  fish so they won't do a tuna melt.
• 1:35:49
  No. They won't do Tony so I never.
• 1:35:52
  I don't know what it is. That combo scares me.
• 1:35:55
  Tuna melt, Yeah, dude. Tuna melt to some sriracha,
• 1:35:57
  dude. Yeah, forget about it.
• 1:35:59
  It dude, it's like lamb and tuna fish, dude, it's.
• 1:36:01
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• 1:36:04
  Never try. One it's a.
• 1:36:06
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• 1:36:09
  and tuna fish and the guy's like.
• 1:36:11
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• 1:36:12
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• 1:36:14
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• 1:36:17
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• 1:36:19
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• 1:36:22
  I just go with it. Adam Sandler and Jennifer
• 1:36:24
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• 1:36:26
  Though really your favorite movie.
• 1:36:27
  That might be my favorite. I don't even hesitate.
• 1:36:29
  I love you also watch that I don't.
• 1:36:31
  Even hesitate other guys not even close other.
• 1:36:34
  Guys, not with Will Ferrell. And not even close.
• 1:36:38
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• 1:36:40
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• 1:36:43
  here's the thing about about other guys.
• 1:36:45
  Other guys. Every second is retardation in
• 1:36:48
  the other guys. It does not stop.
• 1:36:50
  It just keeps going. There's not like a moment like
• 1:36:53
  that's my Schmidt. I hate Will Ferrell, dude.
• 1:36:56
  I understand the hate. Everybody have an incredible
• 1:36:57
  day. Shut up.
• 1:37:01
  That's that's Pop's incredible, dude.
• 1:37:03
  Yeah, that's strange. World of What about the female
• 1:37:05
  body inspector? The mug?
• 1:37:07
  Oh bro, I I bought it for my friend.
• 1:37:09
  I I already defried like I'm committed, dude.
• 1:37:12
  Captain Jean, Bed Bath and beyond.
• 1:37:14
  Like this is my film, dude, Dude.
• 1:37:16
  Will Ferrell. I mean, Will Ferrell's like he.
• 1:37:18
  I can understand the hate. I love Mark Wahlberg.
• 1:37:21
  Mark Wahlberg's the Best. I love Palm Beach resident now
• 1:37:23
  show up. Is he real?
• 1:37:24
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• 1:37:26
  other day. Yeah, No, he wasn't.
• 1:37:28
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• 1:37:30
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• 1:37:32
  Crucial rolly dude. Yeah, who's shooters?
• 1:37:35
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• 1:37:36
  I would love to, yeah. I mean the man.
• 1:37:37
  Dude, he's the, you know, he's the, he's the.
• 1:37:39
  Dude, if I see him, Rush, if I see him, what is it?
• 1:37:41
  He's one of the producers. Of Rush.
• 1:37:43
  If I see him based on his life. Loosely.
• 1:37:46
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• 1:37:49
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• 1:37:50
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• 1:37:53
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• 1:37:55
  Like if I see him and run into him and who's Jewish because I
• 1:37:57
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• 1:38:00
  Dude, I'm be that guy. I'm going to push.
• 1:38:02
  Dude, you should. Push.
• 1:38:03
  He's tired of boys. He's.
• 1:38:04
  Like, oh, I've gotten this. Yeah, I have Mark Wahlberg
• 1:38:07
  today. Dude, I didn't mind it would be
• 1:38:11
  would be a great guys man. Dude, he loves Jews.
• 1:38:14
  Big Israel, Big time Christian. Yeah, big Israel.
• 1:38:17
  Guy loves love. Hello app dude.
• 1:38:19
  So. So as far as welfare, you have
• 1:38:20
  to put welfare. He's, you know, he's.
• 1:38:22
  Much more diverse than most people have been given credit
• 1:38:24
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• 1:38:26
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• 1:38:28
  The other. Guys, he's a very well-rounded
• 1:38:30
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  Is it Christina or Christine? Are you deaf or are you dumb?
• 1:38:39
  Did I say Christian? I know you're not looking, but
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  to the. I can't the movie it's.
• 1:38:47
  But then he also did the departed dude.
• 1:38:49
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Incredible in.
• 1:38:50
  Front of you got to give other guys.
• 1:38:52
  Just just put the no. I like that.
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  I like. I like the other guy.
• 1:38:55
  I like. This one's with the Vodkey, the
• 1:38:58
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• 1:39:04
  Wasn't the TLC references are also incredible.
• 1:39:07
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• 1:39:10
  It's feminine. I can go all day with
• 1:39:14
  references. Dude, but serious talented.
• 1:39:17
  Man I love Hoyts. And what about Little River
• 1:39:19
  Band? Dude, he's got 7 CDs of that.
• 1:39:24
  That's the thing. I think the like when I, you
• 1:39:26
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• 1:39:28
  Which one guys? And then I watched it again.
• 1:39:30
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• 1:39:32
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• 1:39:35
  Yeah. Oh, Big Lebowski.
• 1:39:36
  Yeah, First time I said, oh, I didn't like it.
• 1:39:38
  Fell asleep. Yeah dude, it doesn't make any
• 1:39:40
  sense. Fell asleep the first time and
• 1:39:42
  then you realize it's not supposed to make any.
• 1:39:43
  Sense Yeah, everyone falls asleep, right?
• 1:39:45
  Yeah, Dude. And then so and then and then
• 1:39:47
  the algorithm finds out that you watched it once and your entire
• 1:39:50
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• 1:39:53
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• 1:39:55
  And then once you're indoctrinated, then you're
• 1:39:57
  already in for life. Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:59
  It's a it's. A TV dude, You love it, dude,
• 1:40:01
  dude, dude. What do you do for a living?
• 1:40:04
  I work for Clean Supply Company. Yeah, yeah, I do building sales.
• 1:40:07
  I do all the stuff for these goons, yeah.
• 1:40:09
  Wear a lot of hats. Is that why you're stressed?
• 1:40:12
  I'm I'm stressed because what? Cleaning supply cleaning.
• 1:40:15
  I dude, I'm stressed because just it's passed on bro.
• 1:40:20
  My dad's from my dad's a refugee from Libya.
• 1:40:23
  He passed it on to me. Now that I can do that.
• 1:40:25
  Therapy dude. Yeah, therapy, dude.
• 1:40:26
  That's it. He's a refugee from Libya, bro.
• 1:40:28
  He ran away. He ran away with dude.
• 1:40:30
  He used to when he opened it, like he opened his window during
• 1:40:32
  like a actual mob attack. He used the videos of like
• 1:40:36
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  He saw it from his window. Dude, he had to run away when he
• 1:40:42
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• 1:40:43
  It's. Crazy dude.
• 1:40:44
  Where is Libya dude, I love you. Dude right next to Algerian
• 1:40:48
  Egypt. He's dude.
• 1:40:49
  He's been through it, man. I.
• 1:40:50
  Know your dad's awesome. I love him.
• 1:40:52
  Is that next to Egypt? Close to Israel.
• 1:40:54
  Dad, dude, it's like the what's the one neutral spot like, you
• 1:40:57
  know, like this oh bro, this story about this, you know, the
• 1:41:01
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• 1:41:12
  dude. In Rome, it's ready.
• 1:41:13
  It's all from Rome. Where is it from?
• 1:41:15
  From what? Libya.
• 1:41:17
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• 1:41:19
  It's on the Mediterranean. It's right across from.
• 1:41:21
  Dude, it's it's got super Italian culture.
• 1:41:23
  It was colonized by Italy. It's Italian.
• 1:41:24
  My dad's first language is Italian.
• 1:41:26
  Get out of here. My dad's first language is
• 1:41:27
  Italian. Yeah.
• 1:41:28
  He speaks fluently. So interesting.
• 1:41:30
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  Dude, I would imagine if you look, dude, if you're looking at
• 1:41:35
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• 1:41:38
  Italy dude. No, they don't show love, but
• 1:41:40
  they, they, they don't they. Yeah.
• 1:41:41
  Mussolini took over. Dude, My dad's.
• 1:41:43
  That's my dad's first language. I, you know, I could wiggle a
• 1:41:45
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• 1:41:48
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• 1:41:51
  action going. On Dude.
• 1:41:52
  You're loving it, brother. Way it's closing out.
• 1:41:56
  Dude I I would laugh but I don't know the reference.
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  Yeah, 6 to midnight is when? Oh.
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  Man, I'm going from 6 to midnight.
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• 1:42:07
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• 1:42:09
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• 1:42:14
  time. Blue Chew, it is a good time to
• 1:42:15
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• 1:42:20
  By a mile. I think it.
• 1:42:23
  Effects that? I guess it does what?
• 1:42:25
  I don't know. Buffalo, Man.
• 1:42:26
  For months I would be like, don't care, really.
• 1:42:31
  Yeah, it was bad. It was bad, bro.
• 1:42:33
  So it's just yeah, just like I just did like I was like a 7
• 1:42:36
  year old again or like an 80 year old, more like an 80 year
• 1:42:40
  old. It really just doesn't, doesn't
• 1:42:42
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• 1:42:45
  general, yeah. And then it's because it sucks
• 1:42:48
  away your testosterone. Yeah, Oh dude, you should go in
• 1:42:50
  testosterone. Dude, I have so much to do I
• 1:42:52
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• 1:42:55
  there I. Got a major homework?
• 1:42:58
  Just you jiu jitsu and you'll be fine.
• 1:43:00
  The rest of the work itself out dude.
• 1:43:01
  Dude, I got major home, you know?
• 1:43:02
  Why surrounding yourself with those dudes three times a week
• 1:43:06
  and then actually getting in crazy shape would be the best
• 1:43:09
  thing you could do if you. Do the your classmates are cool?
• 1:43:11
  Dude, I love them. Dude, really?
• 1:43:13
  I had three of them over for Shabbat meals.
• 1:43:15
  I did a podcast with three of them.
• 1:43:17
  What? Yeah.
• 1:43:18
  Dude, I I you. Had them for Shabbat.
• 1:43:20
  Yeah, dude, yeah, dude, for sure.
• 1:43:23
  They're great, man. They're really, really that's
• 1:43:25
  awesome, dude, that the people are the best people because the
• 1:43:28
  environment, like any I've noticed that's healthy.
• 1:43:31
  I love craft beer, I love cigars, I love jujitsu.
• 1:43:34
  I love I because. You're a man of the people.
• 1:43:36
  Bro, all these things are very individualized, right?
• 1:43:39
  Like you're not going into a craft brewery unless you love
• 1:43:41
  craft beer. You're not going to Three Sons
• 1:43:44
  and drinking a barrel aged stout that cost $8 for a four ounce.
• 1:43:47
  That's 15% alcohol by accident. It doesn't happen, right?
• 1:43:50
  Like so you're sitting next to someone and like you already
• 1:43:53
  have something in common that you know, you're passionate
• 1:43:56
  about because you're very specifically involved in that.
• 1:43:58
  Same thing with the cigar shop, same thing with jiu jitsu.
• 1:44:00
  So like, you're in this environment and you're like,
• 1:44:03
  there's very few people in the world that are willing to go in
• 1:44:06
  their free time to get suffocated, you know, like.
• 1:44:10
  That's what I always said about paintballing, dude.
• 1:44:12
  Like I would be like, I don't want to go, I'm not paying. $55
• 1:44:15
  to get shot at, dude. You know, like I wasn't so pro
• 1:44:18
  paintballing. Yeah, I'm not paying that kind
• 1:44:20
  of money to get shot. At dude, I was always too afraid
• 1:44:23
  to go paintballing. I'm really I've never got
• 1:44:25
  paintball in my life, dude. Laser tag is where I call it.
• 1:44:28
  Wow, my. Extent my war experience.
• 1:44:30
  My fears are wow. My fears are the ocean, dude.
• 1:44:33
  You know, dude, you should be man.
• 1:44:35
  UFOs are all over there, man. Dude, are you kidding me?
• 1:44:37
  Sharks and UFOs and whales, dude.
• 1:44:39
  Forget about it, dude. When people, you know, like we
• 1:44:41
  used to take like people like the Boko and those jump in like,
• 1:44:44
  dude, I don't, I don't kid. I'm standing on that goddamn
• 1:44:45
  boat. I'm going in that water.
• 1:44:47
  Do you do that a lot trip where you jump in the water in a?
• 1:44:49
  Lot for all my times and years in Israel.
• 1:44:51
  Never been to a lot Really. Really.
• 1:44:53
  Well, not even Israel, dude, I stand.
• 1:44:54
  With dolphins in a lot. No way.
• 1:44:58
  Hey, let's got mumi shawarma. Though I keep seeing the videos.
• 1:45:01
  I might want to go now. It's this famous shawarma place.
• 1:45:03
  They're Dolphins are gay dudes. Yeah, I swear with dolphins in
• 1:45:06
  Bahamas. Also better than the Bahamas.
• 1:45:08
  They're less gay. Really.
• 1:45:11
  So they don't like chicks. They do in the Bahamas.
• 1:45:14
  In Israel they literally they just tried to hump everything.
• 1:45:16
  It was weird. I.
• 1:45:18
  Remember that it's so hot. Yeah, why not?
• 1:45:21
  People eat or whatever. No they don't.
• 1:45:22
  Dolphins too intelligent. I think it's considered immoral
• 1:45:25
  dude to getting among. Chinese will eat whatever the
• 1:45:27
  fucking dogs. Dude, But the question is like,
• 1:45:29
  do we ask ourselves? Like we were talking about at
• 1:45:31
  the beginning of the cast, how much child nasty chicken is dude
• 1:45:35
  conceptually? Rose Bird.
• 1:45:37
  It's like a nasty ass bird with that noise in that.
• 1:45:42
  Why? Why for food?
• 1:45:44
  Why is chicken called chicken but cow is called a steak?
• 1:45:47
  Why isn't it called? It's actually called beef.
• 1:45:49
  Okay, why isn't it called cow? Why isn't it called cow?
• 1:45:53
  Dude, why is so? Late on, this dude, Nate Bargati
• 1:45:55
  has a whole joke about this. Yeah.
• 1:45:57
  So maybe I got it from him. Yeah, he did.
• 1:45:59
  Dude, he goes, we're going to have names for food when they're
• 1:46:01
  raw and names for food when they're cooked.
• 1:46:03
  They're like. I for sure got that.
• 1:46:07
  Dude pig will be pork, beef and cow.
• 1:46:10
  Chicken will stay the same. Elegant oh chicken stay the
• 1:46:14
  same. We know it's freaking nasty
• 1:46:16
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• 1:46:20
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• 1:46:22
  It's. Fucking chicken finger, dude.
• 1:46:24
  Oh. The DA Boys.
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  The DA boys are obsessed. I've had it.
• 1:46:28
  It's fucking chicken fingers. It's like.
• 1:46:30
  No different dude. I got fried cheese sandwiches.
• 1:46:33
  I got I got fried chicken sandwich is good.
• 1:46:35
  I don't I don't eat chicken fingers really Uber eat.
• 1:46:36
  I just got the I just got the sandwich.
• 1:46:38
  Eat chicken sandwich. It's good.
• 1:46:39
  It was. Good, but it wasn't.
• 1:46:41
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  Yeah, exactly. Chicken sandwich.
• 1:46:48
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• 1:46:49
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• 1:46:51
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• 1:46:56
  dude. Pizza.
• 1:46:59
  Oh, you're pizza free, dude, eat.
• 1:47:00
  It hot honey pizza I can't hot honey pizza with with pineapple
• 1:47:06
  and jalapeno and. Oh there's a jalapeno slice.
• 1:47:09
  I used to go on pizza made in LA that has a good pizza.
• 1:47:12
  Pizza destroys my numbers. OK, first of all, another one.
• 1:47:15
  Pizza Destroy is the numbers, dude.
• 1:47:16
  It's just that that cheese. We're getting too old for that.
• 1:47:19
  Stuff. Dude, I can't eat.
• 1:47:20
  Any of this shit dude pizza, that's the worst.
• 1:47:23
  Thing anyone can eat, so yeah, no it's not.
• 1:47:26
  Yes, it is for a diabetic. For a diabetic.
• 1:47:28
  Chips is worse. For a diabetic pizza is
• 1:47:31
  absolutely brutal. Like it like it covers all
• 1:47:35
  things, the sauce, the cheese, the the dough.
• 1:47:37
  It covers all grounds, grounds. It covers all grounds.
• 1:47:40
  And like, even though I wouldn't want to go on like a two mile
• 1:47:42
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• 1:47:45
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• 1:47:47
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• 1:47:51
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• 1:47:53
  Day. All day.
• 1:47:55
  Yeah, although the crime is I'm a fries addict and OK, I need
• 1:47:58
  you guys get your take. On this.
• 1:47:59
  Oh man, what's your fries take? Dude, we're going to close the
• 1:48:03
  fry steak. Take close it because I'll go on
• 1:48:04
  for days. I like the thicky steak.
• 1:48:06
  Do not tell me because I'll get up and run.
• 1:48:09
  I like the wet soggy. Ones that are mostly called.
• 1:48:11
  You guys don't like coated fries, right?
• 1:48:13
  What's the coated? Fries.
• 1:48:14
  Let's go, my man. It's the stupid bread crumbs on
• 1:48:18
  them. You know who has the best fries
• 1:48:19
  in Hollywood? Who?
• 1:48:21
  Nor yeah, they're clean do coated fries.
• 1:48:23
  When I see coated fries in a kitchen, I leave the restaurant
• 1:48:27
  like I go in, I'll see it. I'll see.
• 1:48:28
  Oh, there's coated fries. I'm out of here.
• 1:48:30
  Bye bye. Really.
• 1:48:31
  Oh my God. What are they all these place
• 1:48:34
  have like why? What about it?
• 1:48:36
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• 1:48:38
  Crumbs. It's not even bread crumbs.
• 1:48:39
  What the hell is it? I would say it's if those bread
• 1:48:42
  crumbs should be good. It tastes like Schnitzel.
• 1:48:44
  It's whatever the fuck. They call it spicy fries.
• 1:48:46
  No, it's just like these little I'll show you some pictures.
• 1:48:49
  You know what a fry from Miss Raff it is like?
• 1:48:51
  It has like I've never. It doesn't look like.
• 1:48:54
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• 1:48:59
  hater. It's like I'll.
• 1:48:59
  Leave a restaurant. It's not that hard.
• 1:49:02
  Just literally buy pot fries from Publix and I'll eat them.
• 1:49:05
  It's not that. Hard.
• 1:49:06
  I think the coated fries are dirt.
• 1:49:07
  These these, these I love, dude. You like it?
• 1:49:11
  They're probably. Cheaper, probably so cheap
• 1:49:15
  they're. So cheap dude, but you know what
• 1:49:17
  I mean. Listen, those are poison.
• 1:49:19
  But those, those are in the bag. The other one.
• 1:49:22
  That you know it sucks dude. The Israeli fries suck, man.
• 1:49:25
  Oh, the bag of oil. The bag of oil is my spread.
• 1:49:28
  Are you kidding me? I'm like.
• 1:49:29
  Suck of that. Yeah love that.
• 1:49:31
  You don't even need ketchup for that bro.
• 1:49:33
  Just limey bag of oil. Love that.
• 1:49:36
  Fries. They're cut up.
• 1:49:37
  Potatoes. Oh, they're.
• 1:49:38
  So good. Gross.
• 1:49:40
  It's. Still the one time.
• 1:49:41
  They don't last more than 3 minutes.
• 1:49:43
  You have to finish that. I got one more story in before
• 1:49:45
  we close it. Yeah, OK.
• 1:49:47
  I go to Israel on a Friday afternoon.
• 1:49:49
  This is 2011. My dad is like all right, let's
• 1:49:52
  do this. Let's go to the hotel.
• 1:49:53
  So we want to stay at the prime. The prime prima don't want one
• 1:49:55
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• 1:49:59
  shoot. My dad like come on the shoot
• 1:50:00
  kind of Friday afternoon. She goes and grabs A falafel.
• 1:50:03
  He's like, I love this falafel. Delicious.
• 1:50:06
  So he hands it to me and my uncle like my I'm like all
• 1:50:09
  right, I'll have one. My dad had like 4 of them bro.
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  I think it must have been sitting the oil for a month.
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  Yeah, I think bro. My stomach has never taken a
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  beating like that, bro. Luckily we had some packed Alka
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  seltzers in the building or we'd be, we'd be freaking bro 6 feet
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  under man. Dude Oh my God, they don't
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  change the oil there. I got the I got the Shih tzis
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  there dude. I lost 15 lbs in like a week and
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  a half. Dude.
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  I got the Shih Tzis, dude. I could.
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  The water through the water is a laxative.
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  I I guess. The Shih Tzus when they haven't
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  been there in a while. Yeah, because it's the water.
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  It's different water. It's the.
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  Water, but you also lose a Schmidt ton of weight eating
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  worse. I know, but it just goes.
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  Yeah, and you're walking up hills.
• 1:50:53
  It's like you're vibing, dude. Going in June by the way, if you
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  need if you need a package. You're going in June?
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  Yeah, if you need a. Package that's exciting, man
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  yeah I was there last year dude, I I love.
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  Being in it. Me too.
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  I like, I hate it. I.
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  Hate it and as I get older. I'm being surrounded by a bunch
• 1:51:07
  of sociopaths, but I love it. Yeah, but you know what, dude?
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  Maybe. And there's something I really
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  like about having to be thoughtful about the way I speak
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  because he was not my first language.
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  That I that conversation is much more how how good conversational
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  how. Just learned it.
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  My no, my grandfather post World War 2 went from the labour camps
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  in Siberia to A to ADP camp in and then and then eventually
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  like a Zionist moshav type of thing, type of DP camp in
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  Germany. And there they learned Hebrew a
• 1:51:56
  lot of like Israeli songs. A lot of the major came in major
• 1:51:59
  call Israeli in Germany, dude. And then and then they would
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  have different to the US that people would go there.
• 1:52:07
  And so and, and, and you know, when it came down to to, I think
• 1:52:11
  decide my grandparents, my, my, my, my grandparents parents
• 1:52:15
  decided there's more opportunity in America than Israel.
• 1:52:17
  But they'd already spoken like is Hebrew at that point.
• 1:52:20
  And again to my grandfather, Hebrew and Israel were
• 1:52:24
  synonymous. Like the state of Israel were
• 1:52:26
  synonymous to Judaism. Like there's nothing else and.
• 1:52:30
  There's no separation in there, right?
• 1:52:31
  There was no and by the way, for him and for him.
• 1:52:33
  I don't blame him. For so he taught you.
• 1:52:35
  So he taught my mom would taught me.
• 1:52:36
  So my mom speaks perfect Hebrew. He speaks perfect Hebrew.
• 1:52:38
  She's fluent. My mom is my mom.
• 1:52:40
  My mom sounds like a Israeli. Really.
• 1:52:43
  Yeah, not when she thinks English, she said.
• 1:52:45
  She speaks English, but she has the nation.
• 1:52:47
  She has. She has everything.
• 1:52:49
  Yeah, Yeah, dude, Yeah. You didn't need.
• 1:52:52
  So you didn't need to have two traumatizing years in Harnell.
• 1:52:55
  You were good. Dude, no, dude, no.
• 1:52:57
  I was good. I was good.
• 1:52:58
  Dude. I loved, I loved practicing my
• 1:53:00
  Hebrew, dude. I mean, yeah, it's it's.
• 1:53:03
  It's fun. I don't know anything I I spent
• 1:53:05
  the showers of Pineet Barack once they.
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  Don't speak any English there. Nobody speaks English.
• 1:53:11
  Yeah, but he was close to Tel Aviv Dentist.
• 1:53:13
  Yeah, he was. He was in Tel Aviv beforehand.
• 1:53:15
  That's the craziest thing. I I.
• 1:53:16
  I it was the most daring thing. I spent a Shabbos and Bened
• 1:53:18
  Brock with his family who doesn't speak any English.
• 1:53:22
  And, you know, Bened Brock is like, yeah, insane.
• 1:53:25
  We weren't really like me and my friends weren't religious, but
• 1:53:27
  like, whatever. Friday night after everyone went
• 1:53:30
  to sleep, we went in the alley and we just smoked cigarettes,
• 1:53:32
  like on shopping. Like God, Like you imagine.
• 1:53:35
  That's ballsy dude. Yeah, Benet Brock.
• 1:53:37
  That's ballsy. That's like, dude, that's yeah.
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  But when you're a kid, you don't think it's ballsy, You just
• 1:53:41
  think about what you. Said we didn't know what Benet
• 1:53:43
  Brock. Was.
• 1:53:45
  That's crazy. It was.
• 1:53:46
  It's funny because right next to Yvachman and Yvachman religious.
• 1:53:49
  In the slightest we could have easily got beaten up.
• 1:53:51
  Oh yeah, yeah, that's what they do.
• 1:53:53
  Dude like gang. Their religious emails.
• 1:53:55
  By who? By by the.
• 1:53:58
  Casino Oh yeah they go hard bro the.
• 1:53:59
  Choratum would have, would have said they they there was a woman
• 1:54:02
  who was wasn't dressed there and they were stoning her or
• 1:54:04
  something. This was like 10 years ago.
• 1:54:08
  Gentlemen, we're calling you here because I got to go to bed
• 1:54:10
  in a couple of minutes. I'm falling on my face, dude.
• 1:54:15
  Bro pleasure. I think I'll take you the day
• 1:54:17
  off tomorrow. Key Yeah, you said dude, good
• 1:54:20
  for you. Goodnight, everyone.
• 1:54:22
  Dude, thank you so much for doing this man an honour, dude.
• 1:54:24
  And dude, I love this man. I was telling, I was telling
• 1:54:27
  you, Rocco, I was telling my wife before I was like, I need
• 1:54:29
  one of those podcasts where like it doesn't have to be about
• 1:54:31
  anything like you didn't. Want to just clean?
• 1:54:32
  Back, dude. This is great, dude.
• 1:54:34
  All right, bye everyone.