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New Dirty Little Secret:I’m Not Injured… I Just Fly "Smarter” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Let's go get it off your chest to promise you'll
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  Speaker 1: feel better. Welcome to the dirty Little Secret makes.
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  Speaker 2: One or two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Billy, the kid can't a slow pants producer, Pooh,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we've learned. I don't know a lot
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  Speaker 3: of dirty little secrets this morning. One we didn't plan on.
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  Speaker 3: First thing in the morning, Pooh said he cooked naked.
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  Speaker 2: Once in a while, Yeah, which I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It took me by surprise, ruined breakfast for me for lifetime,
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  Speaker 3: and just confusing because he's so weird about cooking, like
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  Speaker 3: he won't eat anything that anybody with cats has made. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it's strange to me that he would sit there
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  Speaker 3: and cook naked if he's so worried about germs and whatnot,
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  Speaker 3: because I feel like there's a lot of germs floating around.
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  Speaker 3: Could be Yeah, you know, it's just like one of
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  Speaker 3: those things. And please, pood, never cook anything naked and
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  Speaker 3: bring it into the studio.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want us to eat.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: It's rare when I do, but there's been times. So
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  Speaker 2: what's the special occasion when you do?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just curious, like, what is it like today, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna cook button naked?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll get up and then I'm like, I want breakfast,
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  Speaker 4: and I just go into the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: To start, too hungry to put clothes on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because I already sleep all natural. So I
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  Speaker 4: just what if somebody comes to the door, though you
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  Speaker 4: know they come to the door, they're not walking in.
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  Speaker 4: My door's locked. What if somebody face times you don't answer?
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  Speaker 4: What if you called me from in the shower?
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  Speaker 2: That's gross? It's normal. No, that's normal, not normal.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, See, maybe we're both weird, but it's normal to
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  Speaker 3: shower naked. It's not normally cook naked, especially breakfast with
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  Speaker 3: grease popping everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: It just seems like a mess. But you know what,
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  Speaker 2: to each his own.
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  Speaker 3: If you get a confession, a secret eight three three
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  Speaker 3: seven eight seven one o two nine, and you have one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I know this sounds bad, but I swear
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  Speaker 1: it's not that bad. At least it's not as bad
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  Speaker 1: as it sounds. But this is my like travel hack.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, a travel hack and also a secret. Yeah I
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  Speaker 2: like that. Okay, hopefully it's not too bad.
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  Speaker 1: So a few years ago, I was running really late
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  Speaker 1: for a flight, like I was gonna miss it, and
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  Speaker 1: I was panicking because you know, the security line was
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  Speaker 1: so long, and I was just like and it was
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  Speaker 1: around Christmas time, like I just knew it was going
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  Speaker 1: to be crazy. So I was on my way out
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  Speaker 1: the door and I saw a pair of my old
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  Speaker 1: crutches in the garage. I tore my ACL years ago
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  Speaker 1: and I was on them for years, and I just
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  Speaker 1: thought like I should grab them, like maybe it would
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  Speaker 1: help me get through security quicker. And it worked immediately.
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  Speaker 3: No way, so you brought a pair of crutches that
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  Speaker 3: you didn't need hold on, You brought a pair of
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  Speaker 3: crutches that you didn't need to clear security faster?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And it was amazing, like people were helping me
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  Speaker 1: with my bags, Like Caroline employees were like so nice,
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  Speaker 1: They're like, are you okay, Like let's get you boarded
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  Speaker 1: before and like at first I felt a little bit guilty,
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  Speaker 1: but I did pair my ACL once texture, so it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like a total lie, right, And you know, I like,
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, once I experienced that, I realized
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  Speaker 1: how like easy and stress free. It was like I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to fight anybody. There were no like crowds,
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  Speaker 1: Like everybody cater to me. So now like every once
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  Speaker 1: in a while if I know it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a crazy travel day, like I'll bring my crutches.
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  Speaker 3: You bring the crutches. So this has happened multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: This is not just like once I had to get
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  Speaker 3: through security, we'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: This is all the time during the.
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  Speaker 1: Peak season, so I would say, yeah. But the funniest
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  Speaker 1: part is, you know, I'll casually like lean on them
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  Speaker 1: in line, and then once I'm through security, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of magically feel better.
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  Speaker 2: You're just carrying them, and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not taking a wheelchair from somebody else, So I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing anything wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, no, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. Those crutches are basically like my airport VIP pass.
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  Speaker 3: So wait, it's brilliant with crutches. I mean, it's not
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  Speaker 3: an awful idea. So with crutches, you can get through
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  Speaker 3: security quick, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: So super fast. Everybody caters to you and wants to
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  Speaker 1: make sure you're okay.
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  Speaker 2: Do you pre board to on the flight?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, babies that anyone injured, I'm there, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Is this why Pooh wears his his camo to the
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  Speaker 3: to the airport and says he's.
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  Speaker 2: A soldier, old army stuff. Yeah, they're like, sir, you
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  Speaker 2: a current soldier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, reserves, girl recommend doing this every time. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: in those like instances, they do what you gotta do. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Look at you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I've heard of people doing like stolen valor,
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  Speaker 3: which I definitely do not approve of.
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  Speaker 2: Crutches much better than that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a friend who would put on his crutches.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah old, so they're your old crutches.
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  Speaker 3: They put on what can put on his boot when
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  Speaker 3: he broke his ankle, and he would wear it to
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  Speaker 3: like deep arts and suit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would go to the front.
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  Speaker 3: And they let all of us in the front with him.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: So if I go to six Flags with is our boot,
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  Speaker 3: I'm skipping the line, you might, Yeah, so it's a
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  Speaker 3: free fast pass.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You do know how many boots I have at home? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I got crutches, boots, scooters, what you eat? You know what?
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  Speaker 2: We might have to send poo to six Flags to
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  Speaker 2: see if this works, you know, with the boot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with a boot or something, I don't know. You
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  Speaker 3: got a whole bunch of them. Okay, all right, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I should feel bad about you
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  Speaker 3: doing this or give.
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  Speaker 1: You promite is kind of selfish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it could be worse. Okay, So thank you
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  Speaker 2: so much.
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  Speaker 1: Did tear my so you did?
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  Speaker 2: You're hurt, you're injured.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't just hurt me that day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, it was sore.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for your I almost said thank you
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  Speaker 3: for your service. No, thank you, no, no, thank you
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  Speaker 3: for your search.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it is a service.