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and Jesse Metcalfe · Untraditionally Lala

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Speaker 1: It's give them La La with Randall case you have
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Speaker 1: just been listening to this podcast blindly.
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Speaker 2: All right, well, it's like fifty episodes in. You need
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Speaker 2: to have an intro. But thank you for doing that.
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Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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Speaker 2: Now you can start the show.
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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, so we're fresh off of the Thanksgiving.
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Speaker 1: I mean it's Wednesday, but yeah, I mean I had
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Speaker 1: a great Thanksgiving?
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Speaker 2: Did you do? I gotta say it was like a
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Speaker 2: very traditional Thanksgiving.
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Speaker 1: Except and we didn't make the turkey.
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Speaker 2: Didn't make anything. We bought everything, which was cool as
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Speaker 2: fuck because I didn't get robbed this year of the Thanksgiving,
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Speaker 2: one of my favorite holidays, and we had everything, all
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Speaker 2: the sides. All we had to do was heat it up.
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Speaker 2: So it was fantastic.
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Speaker 1: Well that's not true. I made carrots.
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Speaker 2: Out here, Alex carrots. She's producer Alix is here, producer
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Speaker 2: Tim is on the road.
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Speaker 1: I spent literally four hours, four hours on these.
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Speaker 2: Carrots, shopping carrots.
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Speaker 1: Like, by the way, I was obsessing over that week.
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Speaker 3: I spent four hours chopping them.
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Speaker 1: I was just preparation, just all of it, Like I
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Speaker 1: so concerned about these carrots. Incredible, and this guy, it
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Speaker 1: was so funny. I haven't told you this, but I
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Speaker 1: posted them right and this guy comments and he was like, wow,
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Speaker 1: carrots got you a car bags in an entire lifestyle,
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Speaker 1: and he was like, like, trying to be an asshole.
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Speaker 1: So I commented back when people come.
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Speaker 2: Don't you let these people just troll out?
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Speaker 1: Sometimes? And then sometimes I'm bored and I'm like, I'll
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Speaker 1: feed into it.
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Speaker 2: I got to admit, it is pretty insane that there
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Speaker 2: is no like law in trolling on the Internet that
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Speaker 2: you can just be, you know, just out there with
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Speaker 2: nothing better to do and want to just bully and
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Speaker 2: harass and it's like it's okay. So I agree, I do.
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Speaker 2: We've talked about this. I do defend myself sometimes when
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Speaker 2: I just feel like in a mood. But for the
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Speaker 2: most part, I let ninety percent of it go. But
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Speaker 2: sometimes I just have to kind of just be like why.
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Speaker 1: Some days it's called Slay the Troll Day. Those are
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Speaker 1: my favorite days because I'm gonna tea. We have we
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Speaker 1: have two new assistants in here. Let me just tell
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Speaker 1: you your name, Mitchell and Sean. You don't know their
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Speaker 1: names yet.
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Speaker 2: They just started.
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Speaker 1: I always win the game when people come for me,
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Speaker 1: I fall back most of the time.
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Speaker 2: That's bullshit, that's bullshit, that's a lie.
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Speaker 1: For ninety percent of the time, I fall back when
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Speaker 1: I decide Alex Alex.
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Speaker 2: I feel like those numbers are little little, those numbers
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Speaker 2: are jacked a little high. Yeah, I would say you
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Speaker 2: fall back fifty percent of the time.
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Speaker 1: There's no way I'm to fifty. There's no way. I
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Speaker 1: fuck you guys for saying that, because I'm I'm definitely
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Speaker 1: ninety ten.
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Speaker 2: Back with ninety Okay, I'm gonna go with sixty forty,
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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna leave it at that. I want to
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Speaker 2: talk about the holidays coming up, because yesterday law you
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Speaker 2: and I took Lennon and Riley and we went and
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Speaker 2: picked the tree. Now, normally I go in to pick
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Speaker 2: multiple trees. I go in, I buy like a twenty footer,
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Speaker 2: I buy a ten footer. Then I buy like four
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Speaker 2: little ones. That is the truth.
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Speaker 1: That's why I never send him anywhere on his own, okay, anywhere.
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Speaker 1: We went to buy a couch, a couch, okay, and
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Speaker 1: I leave Randall in this section where there's just chairs
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Speaker 1: for literally ten minutes. I come back and I'm looking
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Speaker 1: at her checking as oid. I was like, hold on,
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Speaker 1: what are these chairs? Why do I have an olives
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Speaker 1: green chair? Guy and like this like farm farmhouse looking chair,
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Speaker 1: and she was like, he picked those. I was like,
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Speaker 1: ten fucking minutes, I'm gone, and this guy's picking out
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Speaker 1: all of green chairs. I can't send him target on
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Speaker 1: his own.
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Speaker 2: That's not true. I got black and white chairs, I
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Speaker 2: got green chairs, I got blue chairs. I got twelve chairs.
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Speaker 2: And by the way, this was in the pickleball court
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Speaker 2: had nowhere to sit, so it was imperative and I
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Speaker 2: thought it was a good deal. Twenty nine bucks thirty
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Speaker 2: nine bucks for the chair, and I got them and
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Speaker 2: then she busted my balls. I want to tell you something.
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Speaker 1: I busted your balls because none of them matched.
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Speaker 2: I got who cares guys don't match? The Yes we do.
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Speaker 1: Bottom line is I can't send him anywhere by himself
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Speaker 1: because he buys everything.
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Speaker 2: Okay, that is true. I have an impulse spying issue.
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Speaker 2: But I want to tell you something. I got robbed
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Speaker 2: at the Christmas Tree place yesterday. Shout out to Tina's Trees,
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Speaker 2: my favorite place, Tina's Pumpkins, Tina's Everything, Tina Tinas, tina
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Speaker 2: Tina's the pumpkin patch and the cree. I want to
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Speaker 2: tell you something. We walked in there. It was like
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Speaker 2: I felt so ripped off. We walked in, we found
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Speaker 2: the perfect tree, and then I was on to like
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Speaker 2: the secondary tree, which would have gone on the tennis court.
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Speaker 2: She shut it down. I walked out with one tree.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, one accept the tree, except.
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Speaker 1: Is he punchable? As fucking where's the Chris? I walked
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Speaker 1: down if what? I walked out with one Christmas tree
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Speaker 1: I was going to give people walk out with you,
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Speaker 1: bougie fuck.
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Speaker 2: I wanted to buy the kids mini trees for the room,
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Speaker 2: like Snoopy Linus trees, like I wanted a little baby trees.
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Speaker 2: And you said you're gonna take them to Morrows.
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Speaker 1: Well I told him he can't do that, Alex, because
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Speaker 1: I have them on Thursday and I need something fun
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Speaker 1: to do with them.
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Speaker 3: So oh that's important. Yes, I want. Yeah, you've got
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Speaker 3: your plans set.
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Speaker 1: Now I have my plan. We're going back to Tina's.
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Speaker 3: I get it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got robbed, so I got one. Okay, but
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Speaker 2: now I want to say, and it.
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Speaker 1: Wasn't even the tree he wanted because it was too small,
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Speaker 1: meaning it actually fit properly in the house.
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Speaker 2: That's bullshit. We had another four feet. We could have
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Speaker 2: easily gone for the fourteenth foot.
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Speaker 1: It's perfect.
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Speaker 2: Whatever, dude, I'm not arguing with you. I knew I
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Speaker 2: made the right decision about the tree. You went for
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Speaker 2: the little tree and it's too small. But that's what
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Speaker 2: here and are there? Then you know what she did,
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Speaker 2: She bullshitted me and goes next Christmas, when the family
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Speaker 2: rooms done, you can have your big tree. So I
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Speaker 2: I quoted that and wrote it down a little book.
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Speaker 3: Oh you got to get it priorized. Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Speaker 1: See it's an incentive.
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about holiday. Let's talk about holiday ideas.
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Speaker 2: I would like to give Laala my Christmas list on
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Speaker 2: this episode so that I don't get robbed at Christmas. Okay,
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Speaker 2: So let me just tell people that I am not
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Speaker 2: into like physical gifts anymore in my life. I'm I
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Speaker 2: think I'm old, and I just I have a lot
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Speaker 2: of things and I don't think they represent kind of
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Speaker 2: things I remember. So I think like emotional or sentimental
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Speaker 2: things are what matter to me these days. So and
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Speaker 2: then a couple I don't know whatever, because let me
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Speaker 2: give you my.
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Speaker 1: List Okay, I don't have a pen.
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Speaker 2: No. Now, you gave this to me once before, and
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Speaker 2: it was the greatest gift ever, except in a fight
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Speaker 2: when you were angry. Instead of deleting all my pictures
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Speaker 2: on Instagram, you ripped up this gift into a million pieces.
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Speaker 2: You're laughing, but it's true.
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Speaker 1: I just can't believe I'm so immature.
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Speaker 2: Yeah about grown, And.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that I have We'll see.
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Speaker 2: But I would like this gift put on some kind
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Speaker 2: of really hard paper so that you can't rip it
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Speaker 2: up if you get mad. But I would like for
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Speaker 2: Christmas from you another.
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Speaker 1: Coupon book, a coupon book that you don't destroy, okay.
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Speaker 2: Okay, And I would like in that coupon book the
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Speaker 2: following things.
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Speaker 1: I would like, Oh my god, do you want to say?
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to get into the personal things.
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Speaker 2: I would like at least ten twenty minute backtickles.
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Speaker 1: Fuck that, see, I would rather do twenty ten minute backtickles.
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Speaker 2: Whatever. I'll take what I can get.
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Speaker 1: I mean twenty minutes. It's like five hours.
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Speaker 2: You know. I don't ask for a lot, la, so
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Speaker 2: I just say.
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Speaker 1: Yes, you ask. I can't even get into this Okay,
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Speaker 1: so you want a coupon book, got's your list.
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Speaker 2: That's my list, And I would like what was it
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Speaker 2: you came up with one other thing you thought I
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Speaker 2: would need? Oh, I'd like some new Nike Air Force ones. Okay, okay,
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Speaker 2: that's it.
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Speaker 1: That's easy.
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Speaker 2: And I would like one card from you with some
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Speaker 2: photos or some pictures of us that are sentimental and
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Speaker 2: have a beautiful love story poem on it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, that's so cute, I will say, he was going
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Speaker 1: to say, like a book of.
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Speaker 3: Nudes or as.
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Speaker 2: I also think it's like a year that every you
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Speaker 2: avoided that. I also think it's a year that like
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Speaker 2: the world is so upside down and we're all fucked
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Speaker 2: every which way right now that I think that, you know,
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Speaker 2: sentimental things are going to have such more gravity, which
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Speaker 2: takes me into your gifts. What sentimental things do you want?
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Speaker 2: I literally, Chanelle doesn't have any sentimental stuff, Doorda's Louis
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Speaker 2: So you.
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Speaker 1: Guys, I literally don't want one thing?
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 2: Are you owning that?
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Speaker 1: Yes? But I'm like pretty, I'm yeah, Like I don't
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Speaker 1: need anything. I don't need another bag, I don't need
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Speaker 1: more shoes. I don't need clothes.
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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something you did say you bought?
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Speaker 1: You already got my nursery stuff for the baby.
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Speaker 2: That's true, that's true. We spent up. And by the way,
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Speaker 2: we have a baby coming. And I think, you know,
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Speaker 2: we want to be like you said, we want to
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Speaker 2: be smart and want to be trying to be conservative
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Speaker 2: these days. I do want to. Really.
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Speaker 1: The only reason why I said that was because I
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Speaker 1: can't fit anything anywhere. But yes, conservative, that sounds nice too.
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Speaker 2: Yes, the best policy.
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Speaker 1: Alex. If I had another bag, where would I put it?
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Speaker 2: I don't want to say the number, but I do
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Speaker 2: want to congratulate Alex. He want to bet. We made
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Speaker 2: a bet George and I thirty days ago that Alex
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Speaker 2: told us that he could go thirty days with no drinking,
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Speaker 2: no carbs for thirty.
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Speaker 3: Days and totally stone sober and no carbs.
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Speaker 1: You look awesome.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that means no weed. For all you California weed
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Speaker 3: smokers out there.
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Speaker 1: Were you a big weed smoker?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: No, but he just nothing.
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Speaker 3: He was just nothing.
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Speaker 2: And not only that, I mean he's a he's a
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Speaker 2: young guy, drinks, he goes out, he does this thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: so no drinks, no carbs, pretty impressed, So congratulations, Alex.
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Speaker 1: And I feel like it would be harder to do
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Speaker 1: that with us being quarantined, because yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well that was the part of the problem, is that
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Speaker 3: being in quarantine all the time made it such.
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Speaker 2: An issue, right whereas before it is.
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Speaker 3: Like when you have a routine and you're working and
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Speaker 3: you're doing your thing, it's not the same. You know,
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Speaker 3: you're not even like shit twenty four to seven and
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Speaker 3: you're not drinking twenty four seven. So that's you know,
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Speaker 3: over the last year, we've all spent a lot of
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Speaker 3: time at home and so I needed this to get
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Speaker 3: back on track and it was the best thing I've
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Speaker 3: done in a really long time. I can't recommend it enough.
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Speaker 1: Honestly, you look chek and sleep.
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Speaker 3: Thank you. Spend thirty days doing anything, I will say,
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Speaker 3: you know, positive and it really does make a difference.
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Speaker 1: You should be so proud of yourself. Thank you, Randall.
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Speaker 1: You also are looking sleek in chic, thank you, and
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Speaker 1: I think you should be very proud of yourself.
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Speaker 2: Jesse. All right, Jesse Metcalf, guess what you are? Our
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Speaker 2: surprise caller today are the La La with Randal podcast.
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Speaker 2: Say hi, Jesse, Metcalf.
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Speaker 5: What's up, everybody?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse, Oh my god, you're like the coolest surprise
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Speaker 1: guest we've ever had.
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Speaker 2: Jesse, first of all, shout out to you, congratulations on
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Speaker 2: having the top movie on Netflix this last week, Hard Kill.
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Speaker 2: Proud of you, buddy, you crush you.
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Speaker 5: Thank you so much. I'm very excited about it. It's
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Speaker 5: been really cool.
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Speaker 2: Well, I know you don't know this, but I wanted
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Speaker 2: to surprise you and announce it on our podcast because
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Speaker 2: we haven't announced it in deadline or we haven't announced it, uh,
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Speaker 2: you know, anywhere in the trades. But we have officially
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Speaker 2: announcing right now in this podcast that we have formally
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Speaker 2: greenlit Hard Kill the sequel.
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Speaker 5: Hell, yes, amazing.
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Speaker 2: We're coming back, baby, You're coming back.
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Speaker 5: It's gonna be fun.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun. So Jess, tell us just quickly,
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Speaker 2: I know you work a lot, tell us like how
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Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars was real quick, and tell us
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Speaker 2: that you know just what you've been doing in quarantine,
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Speaker 2: you know, during quarantine to stay busy.
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Speaker 4: Dancing with the Stars was a great experience. I was
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Speaker 4: surprised at how full on it was. You know, it
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Speaker 4: was like four hours of rehearsal a day, and I
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Speaker 4: was also pretty surprised at how challenging, you know, learning
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Speaker 4: choreography is.
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Speaker 5: You know, I felt like I put my best foot forward.
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Speaker 5: I did the best job I possibly could.
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Speaker 2: You crushed it.
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Speaker 5: Hang around you long, but you know, it was a
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Speaker 5: respectable showing.
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Speaker 1: I feel like that show is so intimidating because they
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Speaker 1: do pull people out of like they're not like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: let's go find a dancer to be on Dancing with
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Speaker 1: the Stars. It's like, let's pull people who have zero experience, right.
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Speaker 2: I think that's amazing. That's what makes a show so great.
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Speaker 2: Like with Jess, like you said you were going on
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Speaker 2: it was like, wow, you are a brid I know
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Speaker 2: you're a brave bold you know man, But I mean
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Speaker 2: to go on that show, you have to have real
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Speaker 2: cahonis to get on that.
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Speaker 5: So thanks man. Yeah, no, it was.
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Speaker 4: It was pretty nerve wrecking that first live performance. You know,
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Speaker 4: it was kind of an out of body experience. But
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Speaker 4: it got easier as it went on.
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Speaker 2: What was what was the what was the best part
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Speaker 2: of the show, and what was like your worst moment
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Speaker 2: when you were filming the show?
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Speaker 4: Uh, you know, in rehearsals, it can get a little frustrating,
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Speaker 4: you know, if you're not getting something. You know, I mean,
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Speaker 4: I have no formal dance experience whatsoever. So you know
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Speaker 4: a lot of steps in the movements were really foreign
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Speaker 4: to me.
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Speaker 5: And you know, I.
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Speaker 4: Mean Sharna and I, you know, we we had some
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Speaker 4: uh some some not so great moments.
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Speaker 5: Oh, tell us, tell us, Jesse.
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Speaker 4: You know, I mean I'm really you know, breaking this.
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Speaker 4: Uh you know on the podcast. You know, I loved Sharna. Uh,
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Speaker 4: you know, she's incredibly talented, but you know, we we
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Speaker 4: had some kind of oil.
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Speaker 5: And water moments.
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Speaker 4: You know, we we had very different personalities, and you know,
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Speaker 4: sometimes we clashed a little bit.
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Speaker 1: Would you guys clash over the fact that, like you,
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Speaker 1: was it all about dancing that you guys would clash?
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Speaker 1: Did she feel like you weren't taking it seriously?
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Speaker 2: Oh? Jesse takes everything he does seriously.
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Speaker 1: I'm just asking. I just want to know.
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Speaker 2: No, But I just think Jesse's such a perfectionist. Jesse, Like,
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Speaker 2: what what would happen? That would have been an oil
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Speaker 2: vinegar moment? Because I have to believe you were like
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Speaker 2: like you had a you're very opinionated, like you're an artist.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what that was, right, That's really what
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Speaker 5: it was.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I obviously, you know, I always give one
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Speaker 4: hundred and ten percent everything I do. But I felt
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Speaker 4: like in the rehearsal space, which is supposed to be
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Speaker 4: a safe space, especially for someone who has no dance
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Speaker 4: experience and is very you know, insecure in that world,
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Speaker 4: I wasn't really allowed to say anything or have an
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Speaker 4: opinion about anything basically like.
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Speaker 1: Ever, Oh yeah, no, that would not go over well
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Speaker 1: with me either.
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Speaker 2: Jesse.
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Speaker 4: It started to get better, you know, after I bought
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Speaker 4: multiple gifts.
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Speaker 1: Jesse knows the way to a girl's heart, right.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I really tried to ingratiate myself,
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Speaker 4: but it was like at times it felt like a
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Speaker 4: losing battle.
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Speaker 2: Oh shit, well, I got to tell you something. I
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Speaker 2: watched it and it did not look like any of that. Obviously,
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Speaker 2: you guys were rock stars. I could never have done
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Speaker 2: ten percent of what you did, so I commend you.
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Speaker 5: You know, everybody like thought we were hooking up.
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Speaker 2: I read that too.
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Speaker 5: That's honestly. The thing about the show is that.
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Speaker 4: People think that they need to present that, you know,
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Speaker 4: in order to win. There's a lot of gamesmanship that
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Speaker 4: goes on behind the scenes. You know that's very you
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Speaker 4: know reality show ask right, you know that. I definitely
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Speaker 4: didn't anticipate coming into it.
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Speaker 2: Wow, because you thought, I mean, because I know how
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Speaker 2: you are as an actor. We've done a lot of
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Speaker 2: movies together. I know you come in and you you
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Speaker 2: you know your focus, you know your ship, You're you taught,
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Speaker 2: you know, you just do the work. And I bet
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Speaker 2: you went into it the same way. And then all
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Speaker 2: of a sudden you probably got you know, all this
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Speaker 2: other stuff was there and you're like, whoa, well, you
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Speaker 2: know what's what's all that?
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Speaker 4: Probably you know there there was There was definitely some
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Speaker 4: reality show stuff. It wasn't you know, super super comfortable with.
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Speaker 4: But I still had an amazing experience. And everybody, you know,
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Speaker 4: uh you know, the executive producers and the directors and
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Speaker 4: uh you know the cast and crew, the other dancers.
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Speaker 5: I think they're all amazing.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 4: You know, it really is a kind of a once
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Speaker 4: in a lifetime special experience.
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Speaker 2: Question one more question on the Dance with the Stars.
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Speaker 2: Who did you pick to win beside yourself?
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Speaker 1: Is it over?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: They who won?
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Speaker 2: Right? Jesse? You told me?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Caitlyn Bristow won.
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Speaker 2: Okaylyn Bristol never got who's that? Neve got second?
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Speaker 5: I think who's Caitlyn was on the Bachelor and the Bachelorette.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:20
Speaker 2: But but Jesse, when you went into that, aside from
17:23
Speaker 2: yourself winning the whole Enchilada taking.
17:27
Speaker 5: I never thought I was gonna win the whole Encelada.
17:29
Speaker 4: You didn't always you know, I thought maybe Johnny Weir
17:34
Speaker 4: I was gonna win. You know, you know, he had
17:37
Speaker 4: this this skating background, and yeah, I figured, like learning
17:40
Speaker 4: the choreography would probably be pretty easy for him.
17:43
Speaker 2: When did he go out? When did he go out?
17:45
Speaker 5: She went out?
17:47
Speaker 4: You know, like maybe eighth or ninth, Okay, yeah, I
17:53
Speaker 4: mean yeah, he had a he had a nice a
17:54
Speaker 4: nice run.
17:55
Speaker 5: But you know, and then then.
17:57
Speaker 4: After that, I thought I thought Neve was gonna win
17:59
Speaker 4: because an he was just such a good dancer and
18:02
Speaker 4: had a lot of previous dance experience.
18:06
Speaker 1: So I have to ask you this then, because you're
18:09
Speaker 1: an in shape dude, was this a good workout for you?
18:13
Speaker 1: Did it kick your ass?
18:15
Speaker 5: It kick it kicked my ass? It was it was incredible.
18:19
Speaker 4: Plates Yeah, it's like pilates with with movement you know,
18:23
Speaker 4: when you're dancing multiple hours a day, I.
18:26
Speaker 5: Mean the weave just falls off of you.
18:28
Speaker 2: You get super leaned, right, because you really have a
18:31
Speaker 2: hard time. I mean you're just you know, you really
18:34
Speaker 2: need to lose some more weight. Justin was your twelve
18:36
Speaker 2: pack ads and you're shredded biceps. I know it's not.
18:40
Speaker 1: Like I really leaned out even more than I don't.
18:43
Speaker 2: I don't need a show like that. I'm already guns
18:45
Speaker 2: out blazing, that's right. So what you so tell me
18:49
Speaker 2: when you're not shooting your I know you've been working
18:51
Speaker 2: on your series, your movies and and and then dancing
18:54
Speaker 2: with stars. But when you do have downtime in this
18:56
Speaker 2: weird quarantine kind of world we've been living in for
18:59
Speaker 2: a while, what what do you usually do? You know, what,
19:01
Speaker 2: what's the entertainment? How do you pass the time? Wow?
19:05
Speaker 4: I mean you know, I like to play guitar, I
19:09
Speaker 4: like to read. I'd like to go hiking. I love
19:12
Speaker 4: the outdoors, like to go on you know, motorcycle rides
19:16
Speaker 4: and you know classic car cruises on Sundays.
19:19
Speaker 1: I do know you like to do the classic car
19:21
Speaker 1: cruises because I follow you on Instagram and you post.
19:24
Speaker 4: Yes, I just I just, you know, bought a new house,
19:28
Speaker 4: so I've been doing a lot of renovations and stuff
19:31
Speaker 4: that's been keeping me busy. But yeah, it's very important
19:34
Speaker 4: during these crazy times, you know, during these lockdowns and
19:39
Speaker 4: throughout the pandemic to stay as busy as possible and
19:42
Speaker 4: maintain some sense of normalcy, dude, And it can it
19:45
Speaker 4: can be challenging at times, for sure.
19:47
Speaker 1: Trust me, I get it. Well, I think you're doing
19:50
Speaker 1: an awesome job as far as keeping people entertained and
19:53
Speaker 1: also you know, pulling your house together. That sounds like
19:56
Speaker 1: a perfect way to pass the time to me.
19:59
Speaker 5: Well, I think you're doing an awesome job. Randall's child.
20:07
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Courage person?
20:13
Speaker 2: All right, man, Well listen, Jess, I'm sorry. I want
20:16
Speaker 2: to say something. We were just talking about Thanksgiving, my bad, Jess.
20:19
Speaker 2: We were just talking about Thanksgiving before you came on
20:22
Speaker 2: and what we did and how great it was and
20:25
Speaker 2: you joined us, and I want to say thank you
20:27
Speaker 2: because I had the most fun that night with you,
20:29
Speaker 2: and we had a blast getting to hang out and
20:31
Speaker 2: have kind of a friend's family Thanksgiving.
20:34
Speaker 4: So thank you so much for having us. It was
20:36
Speaker 4: it was it was awesome. It was an unexpected invitation
20:41
Speaker 4: and we had the best time.
20:43
Speaker 2: All right, thanks, all right, Jess. Well i'll text you
20:46
Speaker 2: uh in a little bit, and thanks for being our
20:48
Speaker 2: surprise guest.
20:49
Speaker 1: Bye, Jess.
20:50
Speaker 5: You got it, You got it. Bye, guys.
20:52
Speaker 2: All right, that was awesome. We're gonna we're gonna cut
20:54
Speaker 2: right to a break, come right back. Thank you, We're back.
21:05
Speaker 1: Wow. Jesse Metcalf, did you like that one? In law? Yeah,
21:08
Speaker 1: that was a surprise. Usually my mom or your mom,
21:11
Speaker 1: it is.
21:11
Speaker 2: That I've gone deeper than that I've gone Jack's Yeah,
21:15
Speaker 2: but you're right. It usually is like somebody within the
21:16
Speaker 2: immediate fan. But I'm trying to think beyond.
21:19
Speaker 1: You know, here's the thing with Jesse Metcalf. I know
21:23
Speaker 1: that he's a hard worker, but sometimes like those dancers.
21:28
Speaker 1: I've known some dancers none on Dancing with the Stars,
21:31
Speaker 1: but they take their craft seriously and it for real
21:34
Speaker 1: is like no fun to be happy, like you don't laugh,
21:38
Speaker 1: you don't So that's what I meant, Like, was it
21:39
Speaker 1: because you weren't taking it seriously? AKA you smiled one time?
21:43
Speaker 2: Oh that's oh, that's that makes sense. Yes, But I
21:46
Speaker 2: actually think knowing Jesse and you obviously have co starred
21:48
Speaker 2: in a movie with him and know him as well.
21:50
Speaker 2: You know Jesse, you know Jesse. He's like suit, He's
21:53
Speaker 2: fun as fuck, but he is super focused when it
21:56
Speaker 2: comes to work.
21:57
Speaker 1: I've never seen a script more marked up yeah life
22:00
Speaker 1: than when I worked with Jesse on Hard Kill.
22:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:03
Speaker 1: I was like, what did you rewrite the whole thing?
22:05
Speaker 1: I don't understand. He's like, no, this is just my
22:07
Speaker 1: breakdown of how I feel about this one line. I'm like,
22:11
Speaker 1: oh shit, I should take this a little more seriously.
22:14
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're playing a game now, a new game.
22:17
Speaker 2: It is today because it's Tuesday. It's Trivia Tuesday here
22:21
Speaker 2: on the podcast, one of my favorite days. Unfortunately Tim
22:24
Speaker 2: is not here. I was thinking of calling him to
22:26
Speaker 2: put him into the mix with the three of you,
22:28
Speaker 2: but it is Trivia Tuesday. I need you to to
22:31
Speaker 2: pick Lala, because you're making the baby. You pick a
22:34
Speaker 2: subject and see if you can out do out pick
22:37
Speaker 2: something that you know, because Alex, it's high level, fucking
22:41
Speaker 2: knows a lot of dumb shit. Murder, Oh good one,
22:44
Speaker 2: good one, good one.
22:47
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know anything about murder?
22:50
Speaker 3: Uh?
22:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I actually watch a lot of things about murder.
22:56
Speaker 2: Really yeah, now true murder stories?
22:58
Speaker 3: Are you like reenactments or.
23:02
Speaker 2: She likes these are so crazy?
23:05
Speaker 3: They'd be like no, no, no, I can't watch this horror
23:06
Speaker 3: movie with you because I can't sleep, but I will watch.
23:09
Speaker 3: Here's the first question. Question.
23:11
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you three questions total. Okay, the
23:14
Speaker 2: one who wins the most.
23:15
Speaker 1: I've never played trivia with you, guys. Is it A, B,
23:18
Speaker 1: C or D or do I just have to know?
23:20
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you the different options.
23:22
Speaker 1: Okay.
23:23
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about the trivia game, though, I've never
23:28
Speaker 2: done a trivia game on serial killers, so this is
23:31
Speaker 2: a new one. Okay, so this is gonna be the
23:33
Speaker 2: first serial killer trivia game, right, let's go. The question is,
23:37
Speaker 2: according to the Internet, a serial killer is typically a
23:41
Speaker 2: person who murders. How many people at minimum to be
23:45
Speaker 2: considered a serial killer? I will give you three options
23:48
Speaker 2: A two, B three C four.
23:55
Speaker 1: What was the question again? How many people do they
23:59
Speaker 1: have to murder to be.
24:00
Speaker 2: To be considered a serial killer? Based on the Internet?
24:02
Speaker 2: What they say?
24:03
Speaker 1: I think it's two, Alex.
24:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say two unless they consider three a series.
24:09
Speaker 3: It has to be a series. That's all. That's the
24:11
Speaker 3: only record.
24:12
Speaker 2: So what's the numbers?
24:12
Speaker 3: It could be two, but I think they might say three.
24:15
Speaker 2: On the internet, you have to say one or the other.
24:17
Speaker 1: Tough.
24:18
Speaker 2: They always say, go with your gut.
24:19
Speaker 3: I'll go three.
24:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Okay, three one point?
24:22
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that you're dead?
24:24
Speaker 2: Damn you guys are gonna play out to the interns
24:27
Speaker 2: are here, They're gonna.
24:28
Speaker 1: Play They're the friend. I'm gonna phone them when I need.
24:31
Speaker 2: Okay, you could phone Alex camp because Alex studies ship
24:34
Speaker 2: like this all day. Okay, who is who is the
24:39
Speaker 2: number one serial killer they consider in the world?
24:43
Speaker 4: The wrong.
24:46
Speaker 2: Mean? Okay, I got a better one. I got a
24:47
Speaker 2: better question. That's a little more fun.
24:49
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to ask, like, does blood
24:51
Speaker 1: show up under a blue light? Like that?
24:54
Speaker 2: No, I could do that. Win that.
24:56
Speaker 3: You'll win the trivia about serial killers unless you get
24:59
Speaker 3: into some of the old ones.
25:00
Speaker 1: I got some good, especially the one that leaves the
25:03
Speaker 1: bite marks on the girls. Ask here, keep going, I
25:07
Speaker 1: want to do this.
25:09
Speaker 2: Ask was the Zodiac killer ever found? Yes or no?
25:13
Speaker 2: You could ask you to phone a front.
25:16
Speaker 1: No he was not.
25:20
Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, you're.
25:21
Speaker 1: Right, who's the Zodiac killer?
25:23
Speaker 3: One of the most famous.
25:24
Speaker 2: He's ever been identified.
25:25
Speaker 1: He's never been identified, never been identified. When did he
25:28
Speaker 1: murder in the.
25:29
Speaker 3: Sixties and seventies in Vallejo, California.
25:31
Speaker 1: So he could very well still be living.
25:34
Speaker 2: Like a family feud, probably.
25:36
Speaker 3: Not, probably not. He's probably dead, they think.
25:39
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is a family feud question. Okay, in
25:42
Speaker 2: a serial killer format, list the top ten zerracos of
25:46
Speaker 2: all time. I need you each to name one and
25:49
Speaker 2: then will go to but then back and forth. Okay,
25:51
Speaker 2: you go.
25:52
Speaker 1: First, Ted Bundy, wasn't he the hottest one?
25:55
Speaker 2: That is correct?
25:56
Speaker 3: Alex name name one son of Sam.
26:00
Speaker 2: I don't think they haven't listed at the top, but
26:02
Speaker 2: that is valid.
26:03
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer that is.
26:05
Speaker 2: On the list. That's two.
26:06
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Where he said the Zodiac but
26:08
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that's not he's not on this list.
26:11
Speaker 2: God, Okay, that's a that's a you're out next. You
26:16
Speaker 2: got to if you come up with one more, you win.
26:17
Speaker 1: Hold on, what is that guy?
26:22
Speaker 3: Oh uh?
26:23
Speaker 2: Did he? Well?
26:24
Speaker 3: What about?
26:25
Speaker 2: Okay? You can photo frad at photo Fred right now,
26:28
Speaker 2: so you can beat Alex and take the even.
26:30
Speaker 1: His name on my tongue.
26:31
Speaker 2: But you have your PHONEO friend right there.
26:34
Speaker 1: My friend.
26:36
Speaker 2: Charles killing anybody, He didn't kill anybody.
26:39
Speaker 3: He ran a squad that killed people.
26:40
Speaker 2: Guys.
26:41
Speaker 3: That's why I hesitated. It's not the same thing.
26:42
Speaker 1: Otherwise he's on the list.
26:44
Speaker 2: Give me one more for la is on the list.
26:46
Speaker 3: Actually killed the Golden State Killer.
26:50
Speaker 1: No, I don't think the Golden Jack, the.
26:53
Speaker 2: Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Harold Shipman, John Gacy, Pedro Lopez a,
26:59
Speaker 2: Ted Bundy. All right, that's a fun game.
27:01
Speaker 1: I much a little dark and Morgan whatever.
27:04
Speaker 2: I don't think our sponsors and our sponsors will be
27:09
Speaker 2: back after these messages.
27:12
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I spent most of the watching I D,
27:18
Speaker 1: which is where they like investigate murders and yeah, but
27:22
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's like you watch something and
27:26
Speaker 1: at the end you're left unsatisfied, so like and we
27:29
Speaker 1: don't know who did it. It's like, oh, I just
27:30
Speaker 1: invested so much time into this and you're still trying
27:34
Speaker 1: to find like have you heard of the oh, the
27:37
Speaker 1: Jessica Chambers murder where she was lit on fire and
27:40
Speaker 1: watched that together.
27:41
Speaker 2: That was That was dark. I watch those kind of stories. Well,
27:44
Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, it's so funny. You hate
27:47
Speaker 2: you love comedy, you love cartoons, you love Seinfelder Fraser.
27:51
Speaker 2: And then I walk in the room and you're like
27:53
Speaker 2: binging on these murder dark mysteries. I'm like, what is
27:56
Speaker 2: going I mean, after I watched this one, Alex, I
27:59
Speaker 2: swear to you was eleven, I wanted to cry. Going
28:02
Speaker 2: to bed, I was like, I'm never doing this with
28:04
Speaker 2: you again. No, but it's like so depressed.
28:06
Speaker 1: It is depressing, but also like I go out into
28:08
Speaker 1: the world and I'm really aware. I'm like that person
28:12
Speaker 1: driving by is looking at me weird. This is how
28:14
Speaker 1: it starts.
28:15
Speaker 3: In a way, it's making you aware of something that
28:17
Speaker 3: might not.
28:17
Speaker 2: Even be the it's called.
28:19
Speaker 1: It's not paranoid. It's just like, okay, this person. Like today,
28:22
Speaker 1: I was working out and this guy kept going back
28:25
Speaker 1: and forth. So I grabbed my baton that I work
28:28
Speaker 1: out with and I was holding it during the entire
28:30
Speaker 1: workout because I'm like, this is how it happens.
28:33
Speaker 3: Was he going back and forth to the water machine?
28:35
Speaker 1: Nope, he was going behind bushes and pulling his deck out.
28:39
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, we have those sponsors left it.
28:47
Speaker 1: You as something I'm crazy all day long, but hello,
28:50
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of shit on TV. She and
28:53
Speaker 1: her baby went missy, and I'm like, if someone would
28:56
Speaker 1: have paid attention to weird fucking behavior, I'm with you.
29:04
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you, guys. I watched the show, and
29:08
Speaker 2: by the way, I was very intrigued, and they're trying
29:10
Speaker 2: to figure it out and tell us the backstory of
29:12
Speaker 2: how but it is very depressing that stuff, and in
29:14
Speaker 2: a world that's already tough right now, that is a
29:17
Speaker 2: It was a little heavy for me, and I don't
29:18
Speaker 2: know how you stomach that. I'm very shocked.
29:22
Speaker 1: I love it.
29:23
Speaker 2: And then I watched it like the figuring it out,
29:26
Speaker 2: like you like the detective can you figure out who
29:29
Speaker 2: did it? Like kind of the the mystery.
29:31
Speaker 5: Part of it.
29:32
Speaker 1: I'm just I just want to know what goes through
29:36
Speaker 1: someone's head when they're like I'm having the fair and
29:39
Speaker 1: to make sure that I can continue, I'm going to
29:41
Speaker 1: murder my whole family, right, I want to.
29:44
Speaker 3: Know normal thoughts that everybody has, right.
29:46
Speaker 1: Like, I just want to know, like what is wrong
29:50
Speaker 1: with that human being we.
29:53
Speaker 2: Talked about last weeks up with them for a minute.
29:55
Speaker 2: You just came back from Puerto Rico. You were gone.
29:57
Speaker 2: We did the Dad podcast.
29:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I just filmed a movie that was like
30:01
Speaker 1: pretty action packed and I'm five months pregnant.
30:04
Speaker 5: Yeah.
30:04
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you to do that. And I
30:07
Speaker 2: know it wasn't easy, and I know you you didn't
30:09
Speaker 2: feel well a lot, but you grind it through and
30:11
Speaker 2: made it. I'm very proud of you. I mean that.
30:13
Speaker 2: I want to say something in addition to that. We
30:16
Speaker 2: did the stad podcast last week. People had asked us
30:19
Speaker 2: and we had a lot of fun. It was great.
30:20
Speaker 1: Did people dig it as much as they dug the
30:22
Speaker 1: first one?
30:23
Speaker 2: I got a flood of love in how much they
30:26
Speaker 2: wanted more all that stuff. What I want to know
30:29
Speaker 2: is this egg creat thing became a big thing, right.
30:33
Speaker 3: It was a big thing when it happened.
30:34
Speaker 2: It was very big, and Jackson was not happy. And
30:36
Speaker 2: I love Jackson.
30:37
Speaker 1: He wasn't happy.
30:39
Speaker 2: But people from around the world have reached out to
30:42
Speaker 2: me and said, like, in certain countries they instead of cribs,
30:47
Speaker 2: they used boxes. I was so shocked when he went
30:51
Speaker 2: into this a crate thing. I couldn't believe it. We
30:52
Speaker 2: had to pull up pictures, and Jackson.
30:54
Speaker 1: Was waiting, so did you see pictures?
30:56
Speaker 2: We pulled up picture of an egg box and we
30:58
Speaker 2: showed it to him. He said, that's the kind of
31:00
Speaker 2: egg box I used to go camping in. And then
31:02
Speaker 2: he told us his parents used to let him sleep
31:04
Speaker 2: in the car like one and like sister a sister.
31:08
Speaker 2: She confirmed it was a whole thing.
31:10
Speaker 1: We're like, you, guys, someone needs to like shut this down. Deny, deny,
31:15
Speaker 1: deny bo. Bo could not wait that it is like
31:20
Speaker 1: an egg crate.
31:21
Speaker 2: That's an egg mattress. No, you have to write egg crate,
31:25
Speaker 2: egg box. Oh my god, we're dooining it again.
31:27
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, I did hear about that and that wait.
31:33
Speaker 2: Like that, yes, that right there. He said that's what
31:36
Speaker 2: he used to sleep and when he went camping. Some
31:38
Speaker 2: people sleep in tense And then he said, back in
31:40
Speaker 2: the day, that is how they did it. But I
31:42
Speaker 2: also in close to age with Jack's and I never
31:45
Speaker 2: slept in an egg box.
31:46
Speaker 1: You know, some people do it like that in Michigan.
31:51
Speaker 3: Heys his words.
31:53
Speaker 2: We're all quoting.
31:55
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, gangster, It's like you know what, honey,
31:59
Speaker 1: where I'm not going to spend money on a freaking
32:02
Speaker 1: crib portable crib. Jack's is sleeping in the fucking egg box?
32:06
Speaker 2: Makes sense? Makes sense?
32:07
Speaker 1: You can. And I highly doubt they shoved him in
32:10
Speaker 1: there with like out blankets. That just acted he said.
32:13
Speaker 2: I think he said he was in the tent in
32:15
Speaker 2: the box.
32:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm sure that they made it. The box
32:19
Speaker 1: was just a structure at the end of the day.
32:21
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe he was just playing in the
32:22
Speaker 2: box and he just oh my god, this is gone.
32:27
Speaker 3: It was a structure.
32:30
Speaker 2: I really want to call Jacks right now, but I
32:32
Speaker 2: know that he would just be so mad at me.
32:35
Speaker 2: By the way, I called Jacks today and I told him, like,
32:37
Speaker 2: can we come over for dinner? Because I watched Brittany
32:39
Speaker 2: cook on Instagram and no, no hold on, And Brittany
32:44
Speaker 2: said to me directly, Brittany said, you come on over
32:48
Speaker 2: and I'll go cook for you because she knows I
32:49
Speaker 2: love like Southern like fried chicken, all the things that
32:53
Speaker 2: they eat. You know, I love that, baby. So she said,
32:55
Speaker 2: come over and I'll cook for you. Guys. So I
32:57
Speaker 2: text Jack and Jack said, I'm like, I'm I'm leaving town.
33:00
Speaker 2: A couple of days to go to work. Can Brittany
33:02
Speaker 2: cook for us? And he goes, are you out of
33:04
Speaker 2: your mind? Like like I was crazy. I said, your
33:08
Speaker 2: wife offered to cook for us. He's like, oh, well,
33:11
Speaker 2: she's really sick this morning of morning sickness. And I
33:14
Speaker 2: was like, I didn't say it had to be right now?
33:16
Speaker 2: When did Brittany? Can Brittany ever when she feels like it?
33:21
Speaker 2: I I what the fuck? I can't win good Jacks.
33:25
Speaker 2: I will just.
33:26
Speaker 1: Order Jackson needs to put on his Instagram a mood
33:29
Speaker 1: of the day. We need to gauge how he's feeling
33:31
Speaker 1: at the moment so that I can text him.
33:33
Speaker 2: I love Jacks. I love that. I really want to
33:36
Speaker 2: call him right now and ask.
33:37
Speaker 1: Fine Cleazer Randall, don't I cannot.
33:40
Speaker 2: He'll be so mad because I love him. He's like
33:42
Speaker 2: my favorite. Like when we when I call him and
33:45
Speaker 2: he's in one of those moods, he like talks to
33:47
Speaker 2: me like I'm from out of space, like what who
33:50
Speaker 2: are you? I know? And he called me the next
33:52
Speaker 2: day he's like, what day we're going to Miami? What
33:55
Speaker 2: day we're going for New Year's what day?
33:56
Speaker 4: You know?
33:56
Speaker 2: He's like, you know, it's like but that's Jack's like,
33:58
Speaker 2: you know, most of the time he's in a great mood.
34:00
Speaker 2: Just you know, if you get them on the off day.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I relate to that. That's kind of how
34:04
Speaker 1: it is with me too.
34:05
Speaker 2: Hourly.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's it's an hour to our type of thing.
34:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, like eleven o'clock could be fantastic with you. By lunchtime,
34:14
Speaker 2: you're you're you're dodging.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys will see that assistance. There are days
34:19
Speaker 1: where I come in you want to protect you, burn
34:22
Speaker 1: the office down.
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Speaker 2: I will protect you.
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Speaker 1: That is hilarious.
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Speaker 3: She knows the code to the front door. There's nothing
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Speaker 3: you can do but to accept your fate.
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, and don't ever drive my car.
34:36
Speaker 2: Shout out to Jared is Jared. We want to give
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Speaker 2: you a shout on this podcast. Jared everybody New Assistance
34:43
Speaker 2: one of the new assistants, and Jared was amazing. Jared
34:47
Speaker 2: volunteered to take Lawless card to the car wash and
34:50
Speaker 2: then called me and had gotten into an accent. The
34:54
Speaker 2: first thing I said is are you okay? And he said, yes,
34:56
Speaker 2: I'm fine, no injuries. I was like, great, it's almost
34:59
Speaker 2: have been like a little fender bender and did you
35:01
Speaker 2: get the person's insurance. He said, the police are on
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Speaker 2: their way. Said you get the person insurance because when
35:06
Speaker 2: they hit you, there at fault obviously. He said, no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: I'm at fault. I said, what do you mean? You
35:10
Speaker 2: at fault? So I wasn't looking and I turned right
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Speaker 2: into another car and I said, okay, we'll send me
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Speaker 2: the picture. And I, you know, I assumed it was
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Speaker 2: just a fender bender because I never saw the car.
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Speaker 2: I went to the shop and I think an axle
35:24
Speaker 2: fell off or something like that.
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Are you serious?
35:29
Speaker 2: Are you?
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Speaker 1: Are you fucking with me?
35:32
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
35:33
Speaker 1: No. So I'm like a dad, right like I when
35:35
Speaker 1: I come home, get Jared in here.
35:37
Speaker 2: We should get him in here, and I will assassinate you.
35:41
Speaker 2: Get Jared. We're gonna get Jared. Because I don't really
35:43
Speaker 2: know the details.
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Speaker 1: I was not all right, should we get him and
35:46
Speaker 1: cut to a break.
35:47
Speaker 2: Let's cut to a break and then get him, and
35:49
Speaker 2: that'll be all right.
35:50
Speaker 1: You guys were going to cut to a break and
35:51
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna rip Jared a new asshole. We'll be
35:53
Speaker 1: right back, you guys, We're back. Would give them Lalla
36:02
Speaker 1: with Randall.
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Speaker 2: And we are on with the assistant. We were just
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Speaker 2: talking about famous Jared. Jared. Welcome to the podcast.
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Speaker 1: Glad to be here.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, all right, Jared, all right, Jared. So here's
36:13
Speaker 2: the thing. La Lah is just getting some details of
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Speaker 2: your car accident. And I told her when you called,
36:20
Speaker 2: the first thing I asked is are you okay? You
36:23
Speaker 2: said yes, And I said, well, you get the police
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Speaker 2: officer to make sure, you know, get the report filled
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Speaker 2: out and for the you know, for the insurance and
36:30
Speaker 2: you know, because they were at fault. And your answer
36:32
Speaker 2: was no, no, no, I was at fault. And why don't
36:35
Speaker 2: you tell us about that day once you got in
36:38
Speaker 2: the car and how the accident happened. Well, I turned
36:44
Speaker 2: to the left and somebody was there, and.
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Speaker 5: That's about as.
36:50
Speaker 2: So you turned to the left, weren't looking smashed into
36:53
Speaker 2: a car.
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Speaker 1: Pretty much pretty much did not see them there, Oh, Jared,
36:58
Speaker 1: wrong car to not see someone in.
37:02
Speaker 2: Lala takes care of her car like it's a like
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Speaker 2: a fourth child.
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Speaker 1: I see, I get home, I walk around the entire
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Speaker 1: car and I know if my seat has been moved.
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Speaker 3: That's honestly legit. A lot of that will stop caring
37:18
Speaker 3: about their cars.
37:18
Speaker 2: After you o CD. She's high level, fantastic. Hell no,
37:22
Speaker 2: Lala is very obsessed with their car. She takes very
37:24
Speaker 2: good care of it. I give her a lot of respect.
37:26
Speaker 2: I can't do what she does. I don't do the
37:28
Speaker 2: same thing she does.
37:29
Speaker 1: I make Riley take her shoes off because I told her,
37:32
Speaker 1: I said, do you see these marks? That's because you
37:35
Speaker 1: kick my seat, So you don't.
37:37
Speaker 3: You just got a lot of respect from the car community, really,
37:39
Speaker 3: because a lot of people love that car a lot
37:42
Speaker 3: and probably think, you know, there's some people out there
37:44
Speaker 3: that don't show the love and respect they deserve.
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Speaker 1: I respect my ship now.
37:47
Speaker 2: Being on the other hand, I don't respect my car.
37:50
Speaker 2: I don't. I just think of a car gets you
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Speaker 2: from A to B. That's the job of it.
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Speaker 1: Jared, I would have rather had you crash the Rollie.
37:57
Speaker 5: Oh Man, neither one. I prefer neither.
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Speaker 1: Well, so would I. But apparently.
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Speaker 2: Choosing we only told La La part of the truth
38:08
Speaker 2: of the damage. We told her that you were you
38:11
Speaker 2: were in a fender better because everybody was safe. Nobody
38:13
Speaker 2: nobody got injured, thank god. And then you have to
38:16
Speaker 2: assess the damage, and we didn't know that you were
38:19
Speaker 2: capable basically busting a rim and then actual falling off.
38:24
Speaker 1: Basically, I tell you what that thing, you are safe
38:28
Speaker 1: in that thing all that you want to know? How
38:32
Speaker 1: I know I'm safe in that car, Jared, No, for real.
38:35
Speaker 1: So my my friend Janet called me one day and
38:41
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to stress you out, but
38:43
Speaker 1: I just got rear ended by a Ford F one
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Speaker 1: fifty and I like grit my teeth and I was like,
38:50
Speaker 1: are you okay? And she was like, I'm fine. I said,
38:54
Speaker 1: what does my car look like? And all it was
38:57
Speaker 1: like the back of the camera was like fucked up,
39:00
Speaker 1: but the wheel on the back of the g Wagon
39:02
Speaker 1: was just like super indented. I couldn't believe. I think
39:06
Speaker 1: if she would have been in a different car, like
39:07
Speaker 1: she would have had serious issues.
39:09
Speaker 2: That's why I do agree, and I'm very we're very
39:12
Speaker 2: blessed that these cars that we have are big cars
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Speaker 2: and they are safe.
39:16
Speaker 1: I think we're happy or saved.
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Speaker 5: Jared.
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Speaker 1: I'm just knocking with you, but don't ever fucking touch
39:20
Speaker 1: my car again.
39:24
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I asked if Jara was safe, because that's
39:26
Speaker 2: always the first thing we care about. Obviously, people's safety.
39:29
Speaker 2: After that, I was like, now you got to go
39:31
Speaker 2: deal with LAWA.
39:32
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Well, I would like to formally apologize. Oh well,
39:38
Speaker 1: I have calmed down, Jarrett. And no, Randall knows the drill.
39:46
Speaker 1: When something happens in the car, you better take it
39:48
Speaker 1: in immediately because if I come home and see that,
39:53
Speaker 1: I will assassinate everybody. You're all getting grenade launchers shoved
39:59
Speaker 1: up your again.
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Speaker 3: Happy holidays from everybody here.
40:03
Speaker 1: Happy holidays, jarreted from the family.
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Speaker 2: Bye dude, bye on the rail.
40:10
Speaker 1: Though I get it, things can be replaced, things can
40:15
Speaker 1: get fixed.
40:15
Speaker 2: Listen, the first thing when I told you that, you said,
40:18
Speaker 2: is he okay? And I said yes, and I and
40:20
Speaker 2: that was the most important thing. Anybody gets an AX.
40:23
Speaker 2: You always want to make sure the other note.
40:24
Speaker 1: Even when Janet called and said that I was fucking tripping.
40:27
Speaker 1: When when someone tells you they got rear ended by
40:29
Speaker 1: a Ford F one fifty, like that is not a
40:31
Speaker 1: small truck.
40:32
Speaker 2: No, that's you could go to the hospital. Yes, and
40:34
Speaker 2: so I was happy that he was safe and the
40:36
Speaker 2: other driver was safe. Once he told me that, he
40:38
Speaker 2: sent me a picture of the damage. And I always
40:40
Speaker 2: say to people automobiles, they're a possession. They can always
40:43
Speaker 2: be replaced. People's lives can't. So we're lucky everybody's safe.
40:47
Speaker 2: And on that.
40:48
Speaker 1: Note, what's the theme of this podcast? We have literally
40:52
Speaker 1: talked to Dancing with the Stars, car accidents, murder. There
40:57
Speaker 1: is no theme. You can tell where cos into the holiday?
41:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
41:02
Speaker 2: Now I want to tell everybody something about our schedule
41:04
Speaker 2: with our podcast so that nobody's disappointed. We are going to,
41:09
Speaker 2: like most of you, hopefully, going to go on hiatus
41:13
Speaker 2: over Christmas and New Year's. So our last episode of
41:16
Speaker 2: our podcast will be December sixteenth, so this week and
41:22
Speaker 2: two more episodes and then that will complete our first
41:25
Speaker 2: year of Give Them LAWA. We are going to do
41:28
Speaker 2: a giveaway on the sixteenth. We will tell you about
41:31
Speaker 2: it next week. It'll be cash for the Holidays?
41:35
Speaker 1: Is that the last episode before week sixteenth? Go on break?
41:38
Speaker 2: Yes, the sixteenth, and I want to do something special
41:41
Speaker 2: law for a few people. So next week you and
41:43
Speaker 2: I will announce what we're going to do and then
41:45
Speaker 2: we'll pick like three or four people we want to
41:47
Speaker 2: bring them on the last episode of the podcast of
41:49
Speaker 2: the year. Okay, give away our cash holiday giveaway, and
41:53
Speaker 2: then we will be coming back in January, right after
41:58
Speaker 2: New Year's and we'll give more details about that.
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Speaker 1: I love it. Are we done already?
42:02
Speaker 3: We're done.
42:02
Speaker 2: I think it's time to go.
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Speaker 1: Wow that flew by. Did I even do anything on
42:07
Speaker 1: this podcast?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm still figuring it out.
42:09
Speaker 1: I'm like in pregnancy brain mode. Anyway. You guys are
42:13
Speaker 1: awesome for listening to Oh oh my God, it time
42:17
Speaker 1: for a nap. You guys are awesome for listening to
42:20
Speaker 1: us ramble on today. Thank you so much, and we
42:23
Speaker 1: will catch you next week