Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2055 - Neighbors (HBOMax) s1, eps 3-4 with Keisha
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- 0:11Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. No, it's
- 0:15Speaker 1: not mugshot Monday. It's not Monmark Monday. Nope, it's Mayhem
- 0:21Speaker 1: Makeshift crazy Neighbor Monday.
- 0:24Speaker 2: It's minding your own business Monday, because that's what some
- 0:28Speaker 2: of these people need to do, like for real.
- 0:31Speaker 1: N Yo, b Monday. That's a good one. Keisha, that's
- 0:34Speaker 1: a good one. Every now and then, every now and then,
- 0:39Speaker 1: you going far in between. Now, I will tell you guys,
- 0:43Speaker 1: if you're not watching on YouTube, what are you doing
- 0:46Speaker 1: with your life? Because I'm going to have a slide
- 0:48Speaker 1: show up of these neighbors. Neighbors. Here we go. I'm
- 0:52Speaker 1: pulling up my notes, I'm pulling up my slide show
- 0:55Speaker 1: because we don't want to miss these faces. We have
- 0:59Speaker 1: two upisodes here, three and four, and episode three is
- 1:03Speaker 1: called Patch of what's it called Patch of Grass? And
- 1:08Speaker 1: then episode four is called the White Privileged Card, which
- 1:12Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your opinion.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Oh, but both episodes were insane.
- 1:21Speaker 1: They're getting better, They're getting better.
- 1:23Speaker 2: I would say these are these people are wack of oos.
- 1:28Speaker 2: They are no better word to describe them as.
- 1:33Speaker 1: They just are crazy.
- 1:34Speaker 2: And I gotta say the production value on this show
- 1:37Speaker 2: is not good.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Mid it is not good.
- 1:41Speaker 2: And the fact that it's on like, was it originally
- 1:45Speaker 2: because these are a few years old, was it originally
- 1:47Speaker 2: on HBO?
- 1:48Speaker 1: I don't know, because like some of this Melissa and
- 1:51Speaker 1: Victoria's stuff we see as Mark is twenty twenty two,
- 1:55Speaker 1: but with Orties and Johnny it is just twenty twenty five.
- 2:02Speaker 2: I don't know, because if this is from straight from HBO,
- 2:05Speaker 2: clearly HBO decided to put all their money into the
- 2:09Speaker 2: Game of Thrones Saga and not these shows. Because this
- 2:13Speaker 2: is you and I could have shot this shit, like
- 2:16Speaker 2: a lot of it.
- 2:17Speaker 1: It seems to be shot on home video from the eighties.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Yeah it does. That's so funny. Okay, Well, let's get started.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I will tell you guys at the beginning programming notes. Yes,
- 2:29Speaker 1: we're gonna be doing Neighbors this three and four this week,
- 2:32Speaker 1: it's five and six next week, and then boom, we'll
- 2:35Speaker 1: be back to our prisoners love after lock Up. We'll
- 2:39Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. Of course. Kimberly and I are covering
- 2:44Speaker 1: the new season of ninety Day Fiance, which is amazing,
- 2:48Speaker 1: and Wednesdays we have two episodes we have Welcome to
- 2:52Speaker 1: Plaifor to Rewatch with Keisha and I over on Prime
- 2:56Speaker 1: and Welcome to Plaifor Season eight with Kimberly on Free
- 2:59Speaker 1: and Thursday. You got nothing. I'm sorry. Just spread your
- 3:03Speaker 1: episodes out from Wednesday and then Friday, Kimberly and I
- 3:07Speaker 1: are covering the Single Life Will have to Tell All
- 3:09Speaker 1: with Ross, and then on Monday today I also have
- 3:12Speaker 1: my episode out with Ross Matthews covering the Single Life
- 3:15Speaker 1: Tell All. Because of the Single Life Tell All does
- 3:18Speaker 1: air on Monday night, so, oh, you know what, I'm
- 3:20Speaker 1: so completely crazy. Thursday, I do have an episode It's
- 3:25Speaker 1: Poppin' Brable with me And you said you have a
- 3:29Speaker 1: special Oh, I have Mandy on this week. I have
- 3:32Speaker 1: Mandy on this week. Yeah, you guys, I do so
- 3:36Speaker 1: many episodes. I can't even remember what I'm doing. She
- 3:38Speaker 1: really does. Yeah, she works hard for the money. Woh girl.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Keisha has an episode that's going to come
- 3:46Speaker 1: out tomorrow on Tuesday, breaking down what's happening with Mama June.
- 3:50Speaker 1: A lot of you have been asking, it's I tell
- 3:54Speaker 1: you what. I can't wait time.
- 3:56Speaker 2: I have every single episode of Mama June's since Alana
- 4:02Speaker 2: was on.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Taller's and Tierras.
- 4:04Speaker 2: That is how far back deep I go with this
- 4:07Speaker 2: trash family. And we have been through some things, no,
- 4:12Speaker 2: not things things with these people, but the ship that
- 4:16Speaker 2: blew up over the weekend unbelievable and it's just getting
- 4:22Speaker 2: worse by the hour.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Really okay, insane. Well, lots of people have asked me
- 4:27Speaker 1: where they can hear you talking about it, and somebody
- 4:30Speaker 1: was like, I don't know how to get in touch
- 4:31Speaker 1: with Keisha. I was like, the same way you got
- 4:32Speaker 1: in touch with me, Just dimm her dimn. I tend
- 4:37Speaker 1: to answer all of my dms too. I take time
- 4:40Speaker 1: out of my day just to do it. Yeah. So yes,
- 4:43Speaker 1: So Keisha will be covering that on her podcast. She's
- 4:46Speaker 1: going to be recording today Monday and it will be
- 4:48Speaker 1: out Tuesday, The liber Lounge of Kisha. If you guys
- 4:51Speaker 1: want to expert on Mama June, you got one.
- 4:55Speaker 2: And I don't know if I should be ashamed that
- 4:57Speaker 2: I'm an expert on this woman because she is one
- 5:00Speaker 2: of the worst human beings alive. You cannot stomach an episode.
- 5:05Speaker 1: That's how I feel about Kim Plath, like like I'm
- 5:07Speaker 1: a I'm an expert on Kim Plath and I feel
- 5:09Speaker 1: bad about myself.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim, Oh this is a tight race. Well, Kim
- 5:16Speaker 2: has never been a crackhead, so I think Mama June
- 5:20Speaker 2: is still.
- 5:20Speaker 1: In the lead. Okay, Kim has never been a crackhead,
- 5:23Speaker 1: but she is currently a drunk.
- 5:27Speaker 2: June has never been a drunk, but she did sell
- 5:29Speaker 2: her house for crack.
- 5:31Speaker 1: What what?
- 5:34Speaker 2: Yeah, to feed her crack a dish.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and abandoned a child. Oh no, So I
- 5:43Speaker 1: think June may be ahead selling your house crack. Listen
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- 9:42Speaker 1: So our episode three of Neighbors is patch of Grass. Now.
- 9:49Speaker 1: It's funny because they drew it out on this episode,
- 9:52Speaker 1: sort of like we saw in the last episode with
- 9:54Speaker 1: the slash of beach and they drew out exactly what
- 9:58Speaker 1: the issue is. I wish that I have done it
- 10:00Speaker 1: for the for the next episode with the two people
- 10:03Speaker 1: with the with uh, Steve and Joanne who were fighting
- 10:09Speaker 1: over her fence being three feet over. Yeah, that was messy, okay,
- 10:15Speaker 1: But this is episode three patch of grass. Let's start
- 10:19Speaker 1: with Melissa and Victoria. Now, right at the beginning, I thought,
- 10:24Speaker 1: these ladies look alike. How am I gonna tell them apart?
- 10:27Speaker 2: They looked just alike intil one of them opened her mouth.
- 10:32Speaker 1: We realized pretty quickly that one is a t boo
- 10:36Speaker 1: version of the other.
- 10:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like you said earlier, it's like it's
- 10:40Speaker 2: two sisters and one married a good guy and one
- 10:43Speaker 2: married the local meth dealer.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Right, So this is Victoria, all right. Victoria likes to
- 10:52Speaker 1: wear clothes that don't fit at all at all at all.
- 10:57Speaker 1: We see her here in this picture. Again, you gotta
- 10:59Speaker 1: be watching on YouTube to see this. We see her
- 11:01Speaker 1: mowing the grass, and we open with that, and then
- 11:04Speaker 1: we see her sitting in her backyard in some very
- 11:07Speaker 1: ill fitting clothes. And this is Melissa, who does seem
- 11:13Speaker 1: a lot fancier and fancy's a little rough, a little
- 11:21Speaker 1: she's rough.
- 11:22Speaker 2: She's on the rough side of fancy. But it compares
- 11:25Speaker 2: it to her neighbor's Paris.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Hilton agreed, a great. Yeah. So that's Melissa and that
- 11:32Speaker 1: is Victoria. They are next door neighbors. And you can
- 11:35Speaker 1: see probably when the kids were young and stuff that
- 11:38Speaker 1: they would probably like meet out in the yard and
- 11:40Speaker 1: have a glass mine and throw back of margarita, especially
- 11:42Speaker 1: because Melissa has a pool, and she has a nice pool,
- 11:48Speaker 1: a nice pool right next door.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Right, does I mean if you're gonna make friends with
- 11:53Speaker 2: the neighbor, it's gonna be the neighbor with the pool.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Growing up. Our neighbor across the street, the Guffins, they
- 11:57Speaker 1: had a pool, and my mom didn't care if I
- 12:00Speaker 1: could swim or anything. She'd be like, just go over
- 12:02Speaker 1: there and go out of their pool. And she'd be like,
- 12:05Speaker 1: get out of my hair for a while and swimming
- 12:06Speaker 1: their pool.
- 12:08Speaker 2: If you drown, almost drowned, just get out of my hair.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Just you got to go. The Guffin's front yard looked
- 12:16Speaker 1: like a golf course, like that was what the grass
- 12:19Speaker 1: looked like. And he had retired too early. He had
- 12:21Speaker 1: retired like in his fifties. So he was out there
- 12:24Speaker 1: every day making sure that grass was just flat to
- 12:28Speaker 1: the earth. It was so it looked, it looked like
- 12:32Speaker 1: a golf course. It was crazy.
- 12:34Speaker 2: So he would understand the struggle about this grass.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Uh, he definitely would have shot my dad right in
- 12:40Speaker 1: the head over this grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure,
- 12:44Speaker 1: any arm no, Okay, he was obsessed. So we open
- 12:50Speaker 1: with Victoria. The more the team move looking sister that.
- 12:55Speaker 2: It gets confusing every now and then it does. Okay,
- 12:58Speaker 2: which is which what?
- 12:59Speaker 1: Yeah? Because they even have like the same nose, the
- 13:02Speaker 1: same Yeah. Are y'all sure y'all don't have the same dad.
- 13:07Speaker 1: It's interesting. Might need to do a DNA test. So
- 13:10Speaker 1: what I'm gathering is they're in West Palm Beach, Florida.
- 13:13Speaker 1: So what I'm gathering is is like Melissa lives like
- 13:16Speaker 1: in Michigan or something right in the summer, and she
- 13:20Speaker 1: comes down here as a snowbird and lives three months
- 13:22Speaker 1: in West Beach. That's why I'm gathering.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Yeah, because she doesn't live there full time, right, which
- 13:28Speaker 2: makes the story even crazier. It's the fact that one
- 13:30Speaker 2: of them is not even there every single day.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yeah, And they care so much, so much. Yeah, so
- 13:37Speaker 1: Victoria tells us, Okay, let me just pull up Victoria.
- 13:42Speaker 1: So we're just making sure Victoria is the more cracky one. Okay,
- 13:46Speaker 1: Victoria tells us Melissa there's Melissa approached her before she
- 13:51Speaker 1: bought the house sixteen years ago to ask about the neighborhood.
- 13:55Speaker 1: So Victoria says, Melissa moved in, so Victoria was already
- 14:01Speaker 1: established there. Melissa the fancy one approached her and said,
- 14:04Speaker 1: tell me about the neighborhood before she moved in. That
- 14:06Speaker 1: was sixteen years ago, and they were friends. They were friends, Yes,
- 14:10Speaker 1: Melissa says, I helped Victoria with her kids, like her
- 14:13Speaker 1: son came over and babysat. We have been friends since
- 14:16Speaker 1: I moved in. And my note right at the beginning
- 14:19Speaker 1: is Melissa has feathery hair. She's really she's going that
- 14:24Speaker 1: fluck with the flattern. Yeah, most definitely. Yeah. And I
- 14:29Speaker 1: will say too, and I don't have a picture of it,
- 14:30Speaker 1: but I will say that Victoria the crackhead does have
- 14:34Speaker 1: a nicer looking kitchen than Melissa. I mean that's where
- 14:39Speaker 1: she cooks her myth.
- 14:41Speaker 2: You gotta have it looking nice, you know what I mean.
- 14:43Speaker 2: You just can't have food laying around the meth lab. No,
- 14:46Speaker 2: got to clean that.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Shut up. Melissa's house is Melissa's again. She's only there
- 14:51Speaker 1: three months of the year. Her kitchen looks a little
- 14:52Speaker 1: dated and we don't see because I don't have a
- 14:54Speaker 1: picture of it. But Victoria has a nice sort of
- 14:56Speaker 1: blue kitchen, but she does live there full time, so
- 14:59Speaker 1: she's remodeled it. So she got some of that crack money.
- 15:02Speaker 1: So Melissa says, everything was fine with me being here
- 15:08Speaker 1: until a couple of months ago. So we see Melissa
- 15:11Speaker 1: yelling at Victoria. Victoria's out there with their lawnmower and
- 15:15Speaker 1: some ill fitting clothes, and Melissa is yelling at her
- 15:18Speaker 1: from her driveway and saying, don't cut the grass because
- 15:22Speaker 1: I've already cut it. And this one little strip that
- 15:25Speaker 1: is the question between Melissa's driveway and Victoria's yard, that
- 15:29Speaker 1: those three feet or her three feet, and she wants
- 15:32Speaker 1: to put up a privacy hedgewall, but Melissa is only no,
- 15:38Speaker 1: Victoria is cutting the grass, and Victoria's melissa'ys, don't do
- 15:41Speaker 1: it because you're cutting it. And then my guy comes
- 15:44Speaker 1: through to cut my yard and he gets on top
- 15:46Speaker 1: of it, and now it's gonna be yellow double cut,
- 15:49Speaker 1: and Melissa's is my attorney says you should not be
- 15:52Speaker 1: cutting my grass.
- 15:55Speaker 2: So I have never gave a shit about grass. Ever,
- 15:59Speaker 2: I can't can tell you what colored the grass is
- 16:01Speaker 2: in my front yard. I'm assuming it's green, but I
- 16:04Speaker 2: just never ever look at it.
- 16:07Speaker 1: So we have in our front yard. The whole front
- 16:09Speaker 1: yard is co mingled with the neighbor's front yard because
- 16:12Speaker 1: right when there was a tiny house here on a
- 16:17Speaker 1: huge piece of property, and the builder tore down the
- 16:21Speaker 1: one tiny house and split the property into a bigger
- 16:24Speaker 1: to two pie pieces like pizza, and one is a
- 16:27Speaker 1: bigger piece and one is a smaller piece, and ours
- 16:29Speaker 1: is the bigger one. We're on the edge of the
- 16:32Speaker 1: cul de sac and my neighbor is between two houses,
- 16:36Speaker 1: and the front yard all blounds together. We could put
- 16:41Speaker 1: up a fence dividing it, but we don't because who cares, right.
- 16:46Speaker 2: I mean, our front yard is to say, but we
- 16:48Speaker 2: have the gate in the back.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Ours is divided in the back as well, but in
- 16:54Speaker 1: the front it all runs together. It all runs together.
- 16:56Speaker 2: But everyone knows exactly where they're property is an ends
- 17:01Speaker 2: like are their yard.
- 17:04Speaker 1: God does not come over on our yard. Yeah, if
- 17:06Speaker 1: he did.
- 17:07Speaker 2: If he did, I would never notice. Mary Payne ever
- 17:12Speaker 2: was never noticed.
- 17:12Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, and we have because ours is all
- 17:15Speaker 1: open in the front. One time, my neighbor said he
- 17:18Speaker 1: had gotten one of those it looks like a roomba,
- 17:21Speaker 1: but it's for the yard and it automatically cuts the grass.
- 17:25Speaker 1: And he said, and yes, it's a little you just
- 17:28Speaker 1: said it. But you have to go out there and
- 17:31Speaker 1: show it the boundaries, right, you have to program it.
- 17:34Speaker 1: He's a techie guy, so he like said, can you
- 17:38Speaker 1: come out here and show me where you think the
- 17:40Speaker 1: line is of our yards? Because I'm programming this thing
- 17:44Speaker 1: and I don't want it to go into your space.
- 17:46Speaker 1: And I'm like, so he showed me. Hey, you know,
- 17:49Speaker 1: I looked at the plan and it looks like this
- 17:52Speaker 1: is it. I go, great, I don't care. Fine if
- 17:56Speaker 1: it comes over two inches over into my yard, I
- 17:58Speaker 1: don't who goes the fuck? Yeah? No, but it you know.
- 18:02Speaker 1: He was like, I want to make sure like you're
- 18:03Speaker 1: not like one of these people, like you're crazy. Yeah.
- 18:06Speaker 1: So Victoria says, giving thirty five feet of property on
- 18:11Speaker 1: a whim is just not an option, and where I
- 18:15Speaker 1: think she came up with thirty five feet is I
- 18:18Speaker 1: think it is two or three feet. I don't even
- 18:22Speaker 1: think it's three feet. I think it's like one and
- 18:25Speaker 1: a half feet. But it go but she then added
- 18:28Speaker 1: it goes all the way back to the fence line.
- 18:31Speaker 1: So maybe it's thirty five it's one foot that it
- 18:34Speaker 1: goes back there. I don't know, but she's come up
- 18:36Speaker 1: with giving thirty five feet a property on a whim
- 18:39Speaker 1: is not an option. And she cuts the grass, and
- 18:42Speaker 1: she walks inside and goes Melissa's gonna be furious because
- 18:45Speaker 1: I cut.
- 18:46Speaker 2: It well, and here's the thing, and and Melissa's defence.
- 18:51Speaker 2: She is not doing a good job of cutting the grass,
- 18:53Speaker 2: like she is chopping that shit up, like she has
- 18:56Speaker 2: got her old school more out there just doing I
- 19:01Speaker 2: think she's hired the whole episode. Personally, I think she's
- 19:04Speaker 2: fucked up on something like a combo, a cocktail of
- 19:07Speaker 2: things that she's on allegedly, and she doesn't know what
- 19:10Speaker 2: the hell she's doing. I think she gets bored and
- 19:12Speaker 2: she just goes up there and cuts the yard.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I think she Some meth heads will get very focused
- 19:18Speaker 1: on something like taking a part of taking a part
- 19:20Speaker 1: of kitchen. We saw that in Love After lock Up,
- 19:22Speaker 1: right ron Win and her friends remember when they just
- 19:26Speaker 1: decided to disassemble a kitchen. So in her case, I
- 19:31Speaker 1: think hers is I'm going to go out yard and
- 19:33Speaker 1: do yard work. So yeah, this we do see a
- 19:38Speaker 1: body cam video of cops from twenty twenty two. The
- 19:43Speaker 1: cops have come and Victoria is, like Melissa has called
- 19:47Speaker 1: the cops. I just can't even say what I want
- 19:49Speaker 1: to say. Okay, I'm gonna say it. She's a sea
- 19:52Speaker 1: word And I was like, you just said you couldn't
- 19:54Speaker 1: say it.
- 19:54Speaker 2: That he said it, and that's to see you next Tuesday,
- 19:57Speaker 2: seaword for those who don't know what the sea word is.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, not chubby, No, that's not what she called her.
- 20:03Speaker 1: So Melissa's go over to Melissa's house and Melissa goes,
- 20:07Speaker 1: she's just a compulsive liar. Actually, Victoria is a compulsive liar.
- 20:12Speaker 1: And she says, Victoria got no trespassing signs and put
- 20:16Speaker 1: them along all the way into Melissa's yard. And these
- 20:20Speaker 1: are just like.
- 20:21Speaker 2: The vote for vote for pedro signs, Like they're really
- 20:26Speaker 2: like you can get ten of them for like fifty bucks,
- 20:29Speaker 2: Like they're really flimsy signs and it's just like, no
- 20:32Speaker 2: one wants that shit like in their yard like that.
- 20:34Speaker 1: And it's so attacky or whatever. So we see Victoria.
- 20:39Speaker 1: We see video of Victoria pulling the signs out of
- 20:42Speaker 1: the grass, and Melissa goes, once again, I'm gonna have
- 20:45Speaker 1: to have her arrested. She's over there putting signs and
- 20:48Speaker 1: pulling them up, putting them down. Well, so then we
- 20:51Speaker 1: see Victoria say, Melissa pulled up all my signs. Yes,
- 20:55Speaker 1: but we see Victoria pulling her own signs up.
- 20:59Speaker 2: She she has smoked away a lot of her memories. Yeah,
- 21:04Speaker 2: because this happens a lot throughout the episode. She does
- 21:07Speaker 2: not remember that shit. Yes, it's quite concerning. Yeah, what
- 21:12Speaker 2: are you doing? Like I need to know so I
- 21:14Speaker 2: can stay away from it because it's bad because you.
- 21:16Speaker 1: See Melissa standing in her driveway watching Victoria flinging these
- 21:21Speaker 1: signs around. And then Victoria says, not only did Melissa
- 21:25Speaker 1: pull up the signs, she hit me with the signs.
- 21:27Speaker 1: She was hitting me and stabbing me with the signs. Yes, Wow, there's.
- 21:31Speaker 2: No marks on her, there's no bruises, there's no video,
- 21:35Speaker 2: there's there's no there's no no if I decided to
- 21:38Speaker 2: pick up a sign and hit a neighbor, I would
- 21:40Speaker 2: beat the hell out of that neighbor with it.
- 21:41Speaker 1: Okay, like there's gonna be marks.
- 21:43Speaker 2: There's nothing, because she didn't fucking do it.
- 21:46Speaker 1: She didn't do it. She didn't do it. So now
- 21:48Speaker 1: Melissa goes to a gun store. She meets with the
- 21:53Speaker 1: guy there. She explains to the guy that does she
- 21:57Speaker 1: say she's a realtor? Is that what she says? And
- 22:00Speaker 1: that she I can't remember that because for her job
- 22:04Speaker 1: she needs to have a.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Gun on She needed to have the gun, but I
- 22:08Speaker 2: can remember if she was a real to But I
- 22:09Speaker 2: will say, remember this.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Guy, Yes, he's wild, yea wild. So she talked to
- 22:17Speaker 1: this guy. She is wearing a Trump shirt, we might add,
- 22:20Speaker 1: and she explains to the guy that she can't just
- 22:23Speaker 1: take her glock with her when she goes on site
- 22:27Speaker 1: visits or whatever she does. Maybe she's in a house
- 22:29Speaker 1: appraiser something. She says, I can't I need a smaller
- 22:35Speaker 1: gun to take with me, and the guy says, yes, absolutely,
- 22:38Speaker 1: we're here to help you. We see him holding like
- 22:41Speaker 1: an ouzzi. It's all he loves his job. It's Florida
- 22:45Speaker 1: it's guns. Okay, So Victoria tells us Melissa is a psycho,
- 22:52Speaker 1: and I also have a gun. I have a gun.
- 22:54Speaker 1: I'm not as practiced as Melissa is, but I do
- 22:57Speaker 1: have like a thousand bullets. Let's see. Let me go
- 23:00Speaker 1: see if I can find it. I hope it's unloaded.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Let me see anybody here, anybody here good with guns?
- 23:05Speaker 1: You get I don't even know if it's loaded. No
- 23:07Speaker 1: gun safety at all going on here.
- 23:10Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's loaded. And you have
- 23:13Speaker 2: a thousand bullets, a thousand, what are you going to
- 23:17Speaker 2: go do? She goes and gets it and goes.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I don't know. Is there one in the chamber? And
- 23:22Speaker 1: she's putting in and you can hear the production crew going,
- 23:26Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hey, hey, hey, hairy scary.
- 23:31Speaker 1: She's like, anybody here in this production crew good with guns?
- 23:33Speaker 1: I don't even is there one in the chamber. I
- 23:35Speaker 1: don't know, and I don't know. You gotta you gotta
- 23:37Speaker 1: have protection.
- 23:38Speaker 2: And that is how someone like dies because they accidentally
- 23:41Speaker 2: shocked themselves in to fucking die.
- 23:43Speaker 1: And with that big what is that big artery? The
- 23:45Speaker 1: yes femalle yeah, and they bleed to death.
- 23:48Speaker 2: Yeah, like, and I will go continue to go back
- 23:51Speaker 2: to this bitch is also fucked.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Up on something. Definitely. You can tell because even just
- 23:56Speaker 1: sort of the way she dresses and the way her
- 23:59Speaker 1: hair is and stuff, she is not she doesn't care
- 24:02Speaker 1: that her boobs are hanging out. She's missing some of
- 24:04Speaker 1: her teeth. Yeah. So we meet Jack, Victoria's son. When
- 24:10Speaker 1: he's first sitting there, he does seem to have on
- 24:12Speaker 1: like a prep school polo shirt. And when later we
- 24:15Speaker 1: do find out that her kids are in private school.
- 24:18Speaker 2: He looks like he needed for his own safety, he
- 24:21Speaker 2: needed to be in private school.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Bless his heart. Yeah. So he's sitting there and he goes,
- 24:27Speaker 1: I don't know, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
- 24:30Speaker 1: They are literally fighting over a slash of grass on
- 24:33Speaker 1: the side of the driveway. So Melissa says, everything with
- 24:37Speaker 1: Victoria is a lie. She was selling drugs out of
- 24:40Speaker 1: her house for a long time. There was cars over
- 24:43Speaker 1: there all the time. I believe it. And Victoria laughs
- 24:47Speaker 1: and goes, you know what, this is so crazy. I
- 24:51Speaker 1: used to have my kids Jack, you know, And then
- 24:54Speaker 1: she looks around to see if he's listening. She goes
- 24:58Speaker 1: pee for people like I would just put a bowl
- 25:00Speaker 1: attached in the toilet, so like what you'd have to
- 25:03Speaker 1: do for like a p test at a drug facility
- 25:06Speaker 1: or like at the hospital to Dronda test your pe
- 25:09Speaker 1: She goes, I used to just put the bowl on
- 25:10Speaker 1: the toilet for the kids to be in and then
- 25:12Speaker 1: I would have give it to other people to have
- 25:15Speaker 1: clean pea for their piss tests. There's nothing illegal about that.
- 25:19Speaker 2: What so okay, well here's the thing there's illegal about Yeah.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. She's a one stop drug dealer.
- 25:28Speaker 2: I'll give you the drugs and I'll give you the
- 25:29Speaker 2: piss so you can pass your drug screen. I mean, hey,
- 25:34Speaker 2: I that's kind of smart, but smart.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Such because in the morning I would have them. She
- 25:43Speaker 1: has twin boys, and I would have them pee and
- 25:46Speaker 1: there there's nothing illegal about that. She goes, Look, here's
- 25:48Speaker 1: the thing. I had twins in private school. I had
- 25:51Speaker 1: to survive. I had to pay their bills. Their father
- 25:54Speaker 1: wasn't around to help me for years.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I wonder why, oh, why, yeah, those you does he
- 26:00Speaker 2: probably he hates her so much. She probably don't have
- 26:03Speaker 2: anything to do with the kids, like he was no
- 26:05Speaker 2: memories of her at all.
- 26:07Speaker 1: So then we see Charles, her ex husband, has come over.
- 26:12Speaker 2: He's working on her roofs, no shirt on.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Look at him. He is in perfect shape for fifty
- 26:20Speaker 1: seven years old. Look at him.
- 26:22Speaker 2: Everything was okay until you got to the face and
- 26:25Speaker 2: the nosehars.
- 26:26Speaker 1: I don't know if you noticed the noosehirs. I didn't
- 26:29Speaker 1: notice the noshars, but I they were talking to me.
- 26:31Speaker 2: They were waving, they were saying lights, camera action, they
- 26:34Speaker 2: were ready for their close up.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a roast. She's looking at him, going
- 26:38Speaker 1: god so hot. She goes like, I want to be normal,
- 26:41Speaker 1: but there's nothing normal about this situation. So obviously they're
- 26:44Speaker 1: still banging.
- 26:46Speaker 2: And like for him to go back to that like
- 26:52Speaker 2: he has called. He has gone through his rolodex and
- 26:55Speaker 2: has been denied by every other person, not once, but twice.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Then he goes over there and brings her. She just
- 27:02Speaker 2: doesn't even look clean.
- 27:04Speaker 1: No, she doesn't at all. So then we see it
- 27:08Speaker 1: in start contrast, we see fancy Melissa going to the
- 27:13Speaker 1: West Palm Beach boat show. Yes, I mean so she is.
- 27:18Speaker 2: She wants to a different tax brackets since for your lifestyle.
- 27:22Speaker 1: She wants to live in Palm beach, but she can't
- 27:23Speaker 1: quite afford it. So she's in West Palm Beach and
- 27:27Speaker 1: she's going to the boat show because she's fancy, right,
- 27:30Speaker 1: She's not to buy a boat. She can't afford a boat. No,
- 27:32Speaker 1: she just wants to look. Yeah, And she's with her
- 27:35Speaker 1: friend Mick or Nick or somebody, and she's saying she's
- 27:38Speaker 1: gonna have to go to mediation with Victoria. She was like,
- 27:42Speaker 1: she just goes crazy. And so a guy named Lance,
- 27:48Speaker 1: who is a realtor, is helping Victoria with her issue.
- 27:51Speaker 1: He's like, I'm Lance, I'm a realtor. I sold her
- 27:54Speaker 1: the house. Da da da da. Then fucked up Victoria
- 28:00Speaker 1: in his ear as if she does not have a
- 28:02Speaker 1: microphone and he has a microphone. He goes, can I
- 28:05Speaker 1: tell them you peed? And he goes, what I peed?
- 28:10Speaker 1: And she goes, you know how you peede? No? Wait wait,
- 28:12Speaker 1: can I tell them the jack pede for you? I know?
- 28:17Speaker 1: So he was at the house buying the pee.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Yes, hopefully, I mean here's the hopefully he was buying
- 28:23Speaker 2: the drugs for her too, because that would be pretty
- 28:25Speaker 2: shitt if he would brute his rush for someone else
- 28:26Speaker 2: and then going to her to buy the pee. Let's
- 28:28Speaker 2: get it all from her. But she is putting everybody's
- 28:31Speaker 2: business out there.
- 28:33Speaker 1: And he looks like he's maybe cleaned himself up, or
- 28:35Speaker 1: maybe he was just a recreational user. But he goes,
- 28:39Speaker 1: he goes, no no, no, no, no no no no, no
- 28:42Speaker 1: too late. Now he says, Hi, I'm a realtor. I've
- 28:45Speaker 1: been a realtor for twenty two years. I sell Victoria
- 28:48Speaker 1: the house. I'm here to try to help her with
- 28:49Speaker 1: her issue. So Jack the son says, you know, Melissa
- 28:54Speaker 1: only stays here for half the year, or maybe like
- 28:56Speaker 1: three months or something, and then she's gone. And when
- 28:59Speaker 1: she was gone, we could just go into her house
- 29:01Speaker 1: because we had the codes, and she's got that pool.
- 29:05Speaker 1: And then we see him creepily spying on her sitting
- 29:10Speaker 1: by the pool.
- 29:11Speaker 2: He most definitely had to go change underwear when he
- 29:15Speaker 2: went back home.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Yeah, that was highly uncomfortable.
- 29:19Speaker 2: And I he was trying to show us how great
- 29:22Speaker 2: the pool was. But no, no, no, no, that's not
- 29:24Speaker 2: why you were looking through the fence. Weird you were
- 29:27Speaker 2: looking at Melissa. It was really cringey. Very she had
- 29:32Speaker 2: no clue. Now they were filming her.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Through the fence. I know, so he's just staring at
- 29:38Speaker 1: her and her dog named Cooper. Then we see Melissa
- 29:41Speaker 1: talking about her dog Cooper, saying it's like her baby,
- 29:43Speaker 1: and I understand that, but she explains what she fed
- 29:47Speaker 1: the dog and I didn't need to see any of that.
- 29:49Speaker 1: It was disgusting.
- 29:51Speaker 2: I felt like I was doing something wrong with pet parenting.
- 29:54Speaker 2: After I saw the meal that she created for this dog, me.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Too, like it was pouriena foot Purina pro plan is
- 30:03Speaker 1: not good enough. I don't think that it's safe to
- 30:06Speaker 1: give a dog a chicken foot not. They can't have
- 30:09Speaker 1: those little bones the feet.
- 30:12Speaker 2: I mean that the sardine head and all the lamb
- 30:14Speaker 2: and all of that. Yeah, I feel like you know
- 30:16Speaker 2: what I went. I went left when it came to
- 30:19Speaker 2: parenting my dogs because this dog is living a good life,
- 30:21Speaker 2: but it was in a fucking chicken foot. Can can
- 30:24Speaker 2: you They would tell you not to give them chicken bones.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Can you feed a dog a chicken chicken foot foot? Yes,
- 30:36Speaker 1: dogs can safely have chicken feet. They act as a natural,
- 30:40Speaker 1: highly digestible treat packed with glucase, excellent for joint health.
- 30:46Speaker 1: The chewing process always helps also helps mechanically scrape away
- 30:51Speaker 1: plaque and tartar. But it has to be raw or
- 30:55Speaker 1: dehydrated because if you cook it, it makes the bones brittle,
- 31:00Speaker 1: prone just splintering and makes a choking hazard. But you
- 31:02Speaker 1: have to watch out to make sure the dog is
- 31:04Speaker 1: not a gulper, so they don't swallow it whole.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Marvel is a gulf where he would swallow it whole,
- 31:11Speaker 2: fucking chew it up, but.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Not the other one. I am so grossed out by
- 31:15Speaker 1: that I can't even look at it. Okay, So, and.
- 31:18Speaker 2: You're doing good without the chicken fee here in the house.
- 31:20Speaker 2: I'm good with Pieri and pro Plan.
- 31:22Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. I feel like I did pro
- 31:24Speaker 1: plan and that's bougie. And yeah, I mean, you know,
- 31:28Speaker 1: if we have some bacon or some grilled chicken or something,
- 31:30Speaker 1: we will sprinkle that on top.
- 31:31Speaker 2: I mean, I give them turkey meat with every meal.
- 31:34Speaker 2: You're right, I give them a little dog food.
- 31:36Speaker 1: And they get a little turkey meat.
- 31:37Speaker 2: And we're doing good. But god damn, you can tell
- 31:40Speaker 2: either she never had kids or she doesn't have relationship
- 31:43Speaker 2: with her kids.
- 31:44Speaker 1: She went wrong somewhere. I feel like something happened because
- 31:47Speaker 1: she did say Jack babysat her kids. But then when
- 31:52Speaker 1: she tears up saying, when Cooper's around, I feel like
- 31:55Speaker 1: I have a child in the house. So what did
- 31:58Speaker 1: you do, Melissa?
- 31:59Speaker 2: Melissa, if all of Victoria would have told us.
- 32:02Speaker 1: That instead of just calling her a sea word. Yeah,
- 32:06Speaker 1: so Victoria says, at this point, we can end up
- 32:10Speaker 1: shooting each other. But you know, well, let's say she's
- 32:13Speaker 1: a better shot. She doesn't killing me. Thank god, she's
- 32:16Speaker 1: leaving it two weeks. That see, that's scary talking to me,
- 32:21Speaker 1: it is. And she is just in this like dress
- 32:25Speaker 1: that's like a holds your top dress that she has
- 32:27Speaker 1: just let the let the net go loose, and her
- 32:30Speaker 1: boobs are flopping all around. And that's why you can
- 32:32Speaker 1: tell she's on something because she does not care what
- 32:35Speaker 1: she looks like. And she's in that.
- 32:37Speaker 2: Sun and you could tell she doesn't use sunscreen or
- 32:40Speaker 2: anything like that. That skin is on its way to
- 32:42Speaker 2: being leathered. It just she's a hot fucking mess.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think she's my age because she said
- 32:48Speaker 1: her husband's fifty seven or ex husband, so I figure
- 32:52Speaker 1: she's around fifty seven. And I was like, I feel
- 32:53Speaker 1: pretty good about myself hard fifty seven hard fifty seven.
- 32:57Speaker 1: That's a hard seventy seven. Yeah, yeah, it's horrible. Yeah,
- 33:02Speaker 1: all right, So now they're going to go to mediation,
- 33:04Speaker 1: and surprise, the gun salesman guy is also a mediator.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, well what y'all say?
- 33:11Speaker 2: He's a much better mediator than the guy from the
- 33:14Speaker 2: first episode.
- 33:15Speaker 1: That guy just sat on his motorcycle try yes, uh huh.
- 33:18Speaker 2: I mean, at least this guy was in an office,
- 33:20Speaker 2: had on the suit and kind of sort of seemed
- 33:22Speaker 2: like he knew what he was talking about.
- 33:23Speaker 1: By the way, our niece that was in town this
- 33:26Speaker 1: weekend just graduated from Georgetown with a master's degree in mediation.
- 33:31Speaker 1: A master's degree from Georgetown, So there are mediators out
- 33:35Speaker 1: there that know what the fuck they're doing.
- 33:37Speaker 2: Yeah that these two are not the best example of
- 33:40Speaker 2: what a mediator does.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Now they did it for the camera time. So we
- 33:45Speaker 1: see Victoria railing and railing about the grass and the
- 33:49Speaker 1: mediator goes, Okay, what do you want to see happen? Like,
- 33:53Speaker 1: let's hear what you think it. She goes, didn't matter,
- 33:55Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna get my way and.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Matter, because that's what it is all about her way
- 34:01Speaker 2: now at this point, and I don't know a fuck
- 34:03Speaker 2: about that.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Gross that might I didn't like, get clean and put
- 34:05Speaker 1: it on a nice outfit to go to like a
- 34:07Speaker 1: lawyer's office.
- 34:08Speaker 2: I think this was a nice outfit for her. I
- 34:11Speaker 2: think this is as clean as she can get.
- 34:13Speaker 1: So, Victoria tells Melissa, Melissa, as we get older, we're
- 34:16Speaker 1: still gonna be our neighbors. We're gonna be in our
- 34:19Speaker 1: eighties living next to each other. It's gonna only be
- 34:22Speaker 1: me out there doing the yard work. And if i'd
- 34:25Speaker 1: be dead one day back in the backyard of a
- 34:27Speaker 1: heat stroke.
- 34:28Speaker 2: It's like, that's not what's gonna do a girl, And
- 34:31Speaker 2: why would you even put that out in the universe
- 34:33Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I think the crack's gonna get her first.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it'll be a massive heart attack. It
- 34:41Speaker 2: won't be a heath stroke. I think she's gonna snort
- 34:43Speaker 2: one too many lines and there she goes.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Yeah. Melissa says, when are the signs coming down? And
- 34:49Speaker 1: she goes, on Monday, as soon as I get this, drenth,
- 34:54Speaker 1: I gotta get strong enough to lift them up.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Now, remember how we describe those damn signs, Like literally
- 35:01Speaker 2: a toddler could pick up.
- 35:04Speaker 1: A toddler on some go go jews. You pick up
- 35:06Speaker 1: those goddamn signs, and she's just too far.
- 35:09Speaker 2: But she could push that lawnmower. That's not a problem.
- 35:12Speaker 2: But the signs, Oh, she just cannot do now.
- 35:15Speaker 1: And Melissa goes, I can do it. I can lift
- 35:17Speaker 1: them out. Victoria's no, my son, Jack, he'll be able
- 35:20Speaker 1: to lift those incredibly heavy signs out of the yard.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Oh my god. Victoria goes off and here talking head
- 35:26Speaker 1: about Melissa. She says, Melissa has no heart and that's
- 35:31Speaker 1: why she has no man. She's a p word and
- 35:36Speaker 1: that's it. And maybe these guys they just fuck her
- 35:39Speaker 1: and they say you're big tits and that's it. She's
- 35:42Speaker 1: not good for anything. She's all alone with no friends.
- 35:48Speaker 2: Well, I wish she would have elaborated a little bit more.
- 35:50Speaker 2: Why is she all alone with no friends and no children?
- 35:53Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like to know, First of all, Victoria,
- 35:57Speaker 1: we haven't seen any friends come over to see you. Well,
- 36:01Speaker 1: she did have her ex husband, and we did see
- 36:04Speaker 1: Melissa go to the boat show with some friends, so
- 36:07Speaker 1: that it is true. That is true. Yes, So Melissa
- 36:11Speaker 1: goes all right, so this is over. Maybe Hopefully we're good.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Hopefully she understands that piece is my property and I
- 36:18Speaker 1: don't want her in my house. I do not want
- 36:20Speaker 1: her in my pool for all I know she goes.
- 36:26Speaker 1: For all I know, she could go over there and
- 36:27Speaker 1: slip and fall, and then it would be all my fault.
- 36:30Speaker 1: She would great points, I think with this mediation, she
- 36:33Speaker 1: has written down like you're not to come on my
- 36:34Speaker 1: property at all, and your son can quit looking through
- 36:37Speaker 1: my yard like a fucking creeper. You need a privacy
- 36:40Speaker 1: fucking fence up. That's what she's trying to build with
- 36:43Speaker 1: those hedges, right, we see why. Yeah, So now we
- 36:48Speaker 1: see Jack taking the signs down and Melissa has him
- 36:51Speaker 1: stand on one side of the property area disputed, which
- 36:54Speaker 1: is you know, there's a line there, and she stands
- 36:56Speaker 1: on the other and go shake my hand. That could
- 36:58Speaker 1: be the end of the episode. And then she does,
- 37:00Speaker 1: and then she hugs him, and then Jack has to
- 37:02Speaker 1: go aside and have a moment alone. Yeah. Yeah, And
- 37:05Speaker 1: he was not dumping loads of urine in that.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Toilet, eh, Keisha too far saying oh.
- 37:15Speaker 1: He was not. He was not helping his mom out
- 37:17Speaker 1: in that bathroom that time. So Melissa gets out her
- 37:23Speaker 1: plants that she wants to make the hedge with, right,
- 37:25Speaker 1: So she lays them out so when the landscaper comes over,
- 37:28Speaker 1: he'll know exactly where she wants to and she has
- 37:30Speaker 1: them right there on that edge.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Right as soon as I saw hard doing and saying,
- 37:35Speaker 2: here we fucking go, the story is not going to
- 37:37Speaker 2: end because this is gonna start the hooplah up again.
- 37:42Speaker 1: And so Victoria goes nuts and says the proposed plants
- 37:46Speaker 1: on her property line. I think her whole point is
- 37:47Speaker 1: once they get planted, they're gonna grow and go one
- 37:52Speaker 1: by the way. I think if that's her front yard
- 37:54Speaker 1: and you've got somebody that's got those, I think that
- 37:56Speaker 1: looks nice because then you don't have to see their house.
- 38:00Speaker 1: She wants to see her house. She's nosy. It's a
- 38:02Speaker 1: privacy head.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Yeah, and all these episodes, like all the people in
- 38:06Speaker 2: these two episodes.
- 38:07Speaker 1: It's nosiness. Yeah. More than anything. It's just nosy and crazy,
- 38:12Speaker 1: like I said, Wackadoo's. So she goes nuts and starts
- 38:16Speaker 1: picking up one pot at a time and just throwing
- 38:19Speaker 1: them and throwing them. Melissa goes, oh my god, now
- 38:21Speaker 1: I've got to call the police. Again. So Jack looks
- 38:25Speaker 1: out and goes, I don't want to be any part
- 38:26Speaker 1: of this. I don't want to be in a partty
- 38:27Speaker 1: of this. So Melissa is showing the cops here. She goes,
- 38:30Speaker 1: she's throwing the pot, and the cop goes, well, I
- 38:32Speaker 1: can't see behind the car. You could clearly see this
- 38:34Speaker 1: woman is picking up and throwing the podies, saving them. Yeah.
- 38:39Speaker 1: So the cop says, look, it's not irreparable damage, and
- 38:42Speaker 1: she goes, what does that mean? She goes, you could
- 38:44Speaker 1: repair it. All you gotta do is pick the plants
- 38:46Speaker 1: up and put them back in the pot. But she
- 38:48Speaker 1: shouldn't too, uh huh. So the cops are talking to
- 38:53Speaker 1: Victoria and they're like, you were on her property and
- 38:56Speaker 1: you were throwing the plant, and Victoria goes, actually she's
- 38:59Speaker 1: the one that through the plants. It's hilarica to go again.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Just here we go again, Like she's really crazy.
- 39:07Speaker 1: She just completely her short term memory is gone.
- 39:10Speaker 2: It's bad. Isn't gonna short term memory though. This is
- 39:13Speaker 2: like you totally made up something. This woman never threw
- 39:16Speaker 2: her own pots. The woman never actually hit you.
- 39:19Speaker 1: The woman, it's crazy crazy. So Melissa's dog gets out,
- 39:26Speaker 1: Oh god, Cooper and runs over to Victoria's to see, Yes,
- 39:31Speaker 1: his friend. It was like I seen he was a lot.
- 39:33Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 39:33Speaker 1: Why? But we can still be friends.
- 39:37Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with us.
- 39:39Speaker 1: And I'll say, she's just gonna lose her ship.
- 39:41Speaker 2: So she has to walk over there to get the dog,
- 39:43Speaker 2: and Victoria's like arrest her. She's all, yes, she just
- 39:48Speaker 2: fucking loses it. I'm like, oh, what was she supposed
- 39:51Speaker 2: to do? She she couldn't say to somebody else, go
- 39:53Speaker 2: get the dog, Go get my dog.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Yeah. So Melissa talks to the cops and goes, I mean,
- 39:59Speaker 1: you know, she has a gun over there, Like where
- 40:01Speaker 1: will it stop? Where it's going to stop? So Melissa
- 40:04Speaker 1: gets her contractor her landscape to plant those plants right
- 40:07Speaker 1: where she's allowed to on the line. And Melissa goes,
- 40:11Speaker 1: it's crazy that somebody could do this to you and
- 40:13Speaker 1: act like this to you after you've been such good friends,
- 40:15Speaker 1: like forever. It's crazy. And Victoria's in her backyard she's praying,
- 40:20Speaker 1: and she says, I'll do anything I can lord to
- 40:22Speaker 1: protect this property. Whoo, anything but act right. You know,
- 40:28Speaker 1: I will tell you that. And people that have been
- 40:32Speaker 1: on the paid feed have heard we talk about my
- 40:34Speaker 1: neighbor that's behind us here. Oh I know with the parties. Nope,
- 40:39Speaker 1: of the parties across the street. This is behind my
- 40:42Speaker 1: house because the front of our house. I don't like
- 40:44Speaker 1: the guy behind your house. Well, he's been a little
- 40:49Speaker 1: strange to me sometimes. Right, Well, because when we were
- 40:52Speaker 1: first building our house, because the front of our house
- 40:55Speaker 1: face is a cul de sac and the back of
- 40:56Speaker 1: our house face is a cul de sac. And on
- 40:58Speaker 1: the back cul de sac, the back of somebody else
- 41:01Speaker 1: house backs up to my house, and there's like a
- 41:03Speaker 1: little access road between. So that guy back there, who's
- 41:06Speaker 1: back of his house, the neighbors that lives at the end,
- 41:09Speaker 1: runs a landscaping company. And he said to all the
- 41:11Speaker 1: people who's back of their houses line up to the
- 41:14Speaker 1: back of my house, to ten houses back there, and
- 41:17Speaker 1: he owns the landscaping company, and he said he would
- 41:19Speaker 1: be glad to put privacy trees up along the whole
- 41:23Speaker 1: thing so that when he drives up his drive he
- 41:26Speaker 1: doesn't have to see in the back of their houses,
- 41:28Speaker 1: and they don't have to see him driving. They could
- 41:31Speaker 1: be in their backyard and now have a privacy hedge. Right,
- 41:34Speaker 1: don't have to see car. The only car that goes
- 41:36Speaker 1: back up is them, And every single all nine of
- 41:43Speaker 1: the ten all said, that's amazing. That's really generous for him,
- 41:47Speaker 1: so that we block that access road, especially now because
- 41:50Speaker 1: that new house is there ours except the neighbor directly
- 41:54Speaker 1: behind us, because he said to the guy that was
- 41:58Speaker 1: offering the free landscaping, he goes no, because then I
- 42:00Speaker 1: can't see that house our house. God, he's the one
- 42:04Speaker 1: that he's the one that would just come up on
- 42:06Speaker 1: our porch. We like what you guys doing. I remember
- 42:08Speaker 1: you told me that what the fuck is we're on
- 42:11Speaker 1: our porch? You scared the shit out of us.
- 42:13Speaker 2: I don't I only wave at neighbors.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:17Speaker 2: I don't want to make friends with neighbors because the
- 42:19Speaker 2: situations like this, I don't want anyone in my business.
- 42:22Speaker 2: I don't want to be in your business. Like the
- 42:24Speaker 2: neighbor across the street, she had a baby gift, will
- 42:26Speaker 2: send over.
- 42:27Speaker 1: That's it.
- 42:27Speaker 2: You don't nice, that's it, that's nice, nothing more, nothing less.
- 42:31Speaker 1: I don't want to know what you do for a living.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I don't want you to know what I do because
- 42:34Speaker 2: then I have to explain to you what a podcast
- 42:36Speaker 2: is like I just don't Yes, it just it just
- 42:39Speaker 2: becomes no, somebody, I don't want me to any names
- 42:43Speaker 2: will be.
- 42:43Speaker 1: All up in everybody's business. I don't give a fuck.
- 42:47Speaker 2: I don't care where you park as long as you're
- 42:50Speaker 2: not blocking my driveway.
- 42:52Speaker 1: I don't care where. No, I don't. Well, I mean,
- 42:55Speaker 1: there is that phrase fences make the best neighbors, you know,
- 42:57Speaker 1: because so here that's what Melissa's trying to do. She's
- 43:01Speaker 1: trying to And also I feel like Melissa has probably
- 43:03Speaker 1: lived with this coming and going and the probably the
- 43:06Speaker 1: Crackville going on over there. He's like, this is my somethime.
- 43:10Speaker 1: This is my home that I come to when it's
- 43:13Speaker 1: you know, four below zero in Michigan. And I would
- 43:16Speaker 1: really like to enjoy my pool. Yeah, enjoy my boat.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I don't blame her, and I don't either. Legally she's
- 43:22Speaker 1: able to do it. So that's the end of those two,
- 43:24Speaker 1: and I think we both come out purrey. Melissa on
- 43:28Speaker 1: that side. Yeah, she did nothing wrong. She was right.
- 43:33Speaker 2: She only did one one she only did one wrong
- 43:35Speaker 2: thing with that shirt. But other than that, she's fine.
- 43:38Speaker 1: That's true. Okay, now we're going to move on to
- 43:41Speaker 1: Johnny and Andy. Okay, so this is Johnny. Johnny's a hoarder,
- 43:50Speaker 1: and then this is Andy. Now they say Johnny and
- 43:54Speaker 1: Andy here, but they only call him Ortiz. Yeah, and
- 43:59Speaker 1: he most deaf.
- 44:00Speaker 2: I only needed those subtitles with every single word that
- 44:03Speaker 2: he said.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't I didn't mind him. Okay. So, and
- 44:08Speaker 1: this is gonna be interesting because I'll see where we
- 44:10Speaker 1: land after I kind of talk it through with you,
- 44:12Speaker 1: where we land, what team we're on. So they're in
- 44:16Speaker 1: Palm Bay, Florida. I don't know where that is. So
- 44:20Speaker 1: Johnny tells us his nightmare started in two thousand when
- 44:23Speaker 1: his neighbor, or Tees moved in. And again we see
- 44:27Speaker 1: footage from twenty twenty five, so they've lived together next
- 44:29Speaker 1: to each other time. Yeah. So we see that Johnny
- 44:33Speaker 1: has a four sale by owner sign up and he's
- 44:36Speaker 1: got like a Facebook page where you can go. I'm like,
- 44:38Speaker 1: can you imagine anybody driving by that Sanford and Son
- 44:41Speaker 1: junk yard and wanting to be that's us for stale
- 44:43Speaker 1: by owning? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, because a real too may
- 44:45Speaker 1: make him clean that shit up. Yeah. So he says,
- 44:49Speaker 1: or Tees cut sixty inches into his yard, and that
- 44:54Speaker 1: is three wits of a lawnmower. And he also used
- 44:59Speaker 1: to Ortiz used to cut the maintenance road with his
- 45:02Speaker 1: own personal lawn mower, and then he would bring the
- 45:06Speaker 1: weeds from the canal and then cut Johnny's grass, and
- 45:09Speaker 1: it ruined Johnny's grass. That's what I ascertained from that.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Ortiz is mowing the canal, and then when he did
- 45:18Speaker 1: that to be nice, the weeds got stuck in the thing.
- 45:21Speaker 1: And then when he mowed Johnny's grass, he ruined Johnny's grass.
- 45:24Speaker 1: That's how I figured that. I don't understand about cutting grass,
- 45:27Speaker 1: or we got a guy that cuts their grass. I
- 45:28Speaker 1: don't know about it.
- 45:31Speaker 2: And it's just the fact that when you look at
- 45:34Speaker 2: Johnny's yard.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Do we believe it used to be just so? So
- 45:42Speaker 1: he says, Johnny says Ortiz has envy of him, and
- 45:46Speaker 1: that is one of the seven Deadly sins. And Ortiz
- 45:49Speaker 1: is envious of him. Okay, all right, okay. So Ortiz
- 45:54Speaker 1: tells us his name is Andre Ortiz. He says, I
- 45:58Speaker 1: was doing Johnny a favor, but then he got all
- 46:00Speaker 1: raggedy and said, I've ruined his grass. Andre Ortez is
- 46:08Speaker 1: wearing a Vietnam veteran vest. He has an army hat
- 46:14Speaker 1: next to him at all times. Dog tacks a camo shirt,
- 46:17Speaker 1: and he's in front of walls and walls of articles
- 46:21Speaker 1: and memorabilia and framed things to do with seemingly with
- 46:26Speaker 1: the Vietnam War.
- 46:27Speaker 2: So we're like, okay, he's got everything except for a
- 46:29Speaker 2: flag up there.
- 46:30Speaker 1: He's a veteran and he's into it. Okay, great, all right, yes,
- 46:34Speaker 1: So Johnny says, all right, you know, after he did
- 46:36Speaker 1: that to my yard, I put up these little tiny
- 46:39Speaker 1: concrete pyramids on the property line, which was passive aggressive.
- 46:43Speaker 1: But I didn't want to talk to him. I wanted
- 46:45Speaker 1: him to just leave me alone. Okay, Andre says. I
- 46:50Speaker 1: said to him, you put this in the yard, You
- 46:52Speaker 1: come outside, You cowered. You look at me, and you know,
- 46:57Speaker 1: I was acting like a real jerk. But he started
- 47:00Speaker 1: videoing me and he put it on TikTok, and to me,
- 47:05Speaker 1: he's ruining my reputation. He's ruining the reputation of everybody
- 47:09Speaker 1: on this block by putting this stuff on TikTok. He's
- 47:11Speaker 1: like a sniper hiding behind the bushes taking pictures of
- 47:14Speaker 1: me all the time. And we do see Johnny has
- 47:17Speaker 1: like a little digital camera taking pictures. What do these
- 47:21Speaker 1: people work never? Because they never leave their house.
- 47:25Speaker 2: They never leave the house, and they've got way too
- 47:27Speaker 2: much stalker time, Like they got to leave to get
- 47:31Speaker 2: the pictures developed because they all are using like little
- 47:33Speaker 2: digital cameras.
- 47:33Speaker 1: I noticed that. I was like, why are you just
- 47:36Speaker 1: uploading it? Yeah, you're taking like a physical Like how
- 47:40Speaker 1: much color ink are you having to use to print
- 47:43Speaker 1: these pictures in your house? Yeah? Yeah, it's not so.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Ortiz says, Johnny is like a stalker. Johnny says, right.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Johnny says, if I documented every time he yelled at me,
- 47:56Speaker 1: you would not believe it. Nobody would, no matter how
- 47:59Speaker 1: small insignificant you think it is. I know why he's
- 48:02Speaker 1: doing it. He's an obsessed stalker. So Johnny says, Urtees
- 48:06Speaker 1: is obsessed with him. Here's the thing.
- 48:10Speaker 2: They're both obsessed with one another, and they ain't got shit.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Why is our Tees not at the VA volunteering since
- 48:17Speaker 2: he's got so much time on his hands, Why is
- 48:20Speaker 2: he not doing something like that?
- 48:22Speaker 1: Because now he's obsessed with this, He's obsessed. Yes, So
- 48:26Speaker 1: Johnny shows video of he has got tons and tons
- 48:29Speaker 1: of video of Ortez taking photos of him, and he says,
- 48:34Speaker 1: Andy's videoing me, and we see, you know those little
- 48:38Speaker 1: three red circles that look like teardrops, that are like
- 48:42Speaker 1: hummingbird houses or whatever. Yes, he's got a bunch of them.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Maybe they're not honeybirds, but they've got they're up on
- 48:48Speaker 1: a pole and he has them as cameras pointing at
- 48:50Speaker 1: Johnny's house. So I was like, those are not cameras,
- 48:53Speaker 1: those are bird houses. No, they are They they're cameras.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it is very, very weird that you have two
- 48:59Speaker 2: people stalking each other, but each is accusing the other
- 49:02Speaker 2: of stalking.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Why is he video in his house? I do? Here's
- 49:08Speaker 1: the thing.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Okay, So Arties does fucking go off on this guy
- 49:12Speaker 2: a whole bunch of times.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Yea, he really really really does. But it's just like,
- 49:16Speaker 1: what are you gonna do with all this footage? What
- 49:19Speaker 1: did you what?
- 49:20Speaker 2: Would he pissed off of my neighbor put footage of
- 49:22Speaker 2: what I was.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Doing on TikTok? Well, I know, but that's the world
- 49:26Speaker 1: we're in. If you act like Karen, it's going on TikTok.
- 49:30Speaker 2: Right.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Yeah, So they ask Ortez, and he goes, yeah, yeah,
- 49:34Speaker 1: I've got a video camera there. You know, I was
- 49:36Speaker 1: in Vietnam, so I know a lot of tricks. Okay,
- 49:39Speaker 1: well the mom did not tell you how to do that?
- 49:42Speaker 1: What did you what?
- 49:44Speaker 2: What branch were you in where they taught you how
- 49:47Speaker 2: to do all of this?
- 49:48Speaker 1: Right? Because I phil think I were busy doing other stuff. Now, yeah,
- 49:52Speaker 1: this was in the you know, sixties, So yeah, he
- 49:56Speaker 1: tells us. He goes, you know, I once walked up
- 49:59Speaker 1: to John and told him I would never kill you
- 50:03Speaker 1: because all you would do is sleep forever. It's better
- 50:06Speaker 1: to do something where every day, every second you suffer,
- 50:10Speaker 1: like I've got acid and so like one day when
- 50:12Speaker 1: you're not looking, I'll throw it on your face and
- 50:14Speaker 1: so then you'd be walking around like elephant man. I mean,
- 50:17Speaker 1: don't worry. Sooner or later I'm gonna get you. And
- 50:19Speaker 1: that's what I told him. He ain't have to do
- 50:21Speaker 1: to elephant man like that. Oh okay, a lot of
- 50:24Speaker 1: threads right there. That's a lot of crazy. Ortiz you
- 50:27Speaker 1: got you obviously have a planned, a very elaborate plan,
- 50:32Speaker 1: like a details.
- 50:33Speaker 2: This is concerning to me that this man has worked
- 50:37Speaker 2: up I feel like he saw too much a norm. Yes, yes,
- 50:42Speaker 2: he saw way too much a nom and he most
- 50:44Speaker 2: definitely needs to be going to go seek some kind
- 50:48Speaker 2: of help.
- 50:49Speaker 1: He's a crazier of the two. So Johnny has a
- 50:53Speaker 1: line on his driveway and he says, this is my
- 50:56Speaker 1: stand your ground line of where my property line starts.
- 51:00Speaker 1: And he goes and you could see it's like dug
- 51:02Speaker 1: into the driveway of the line and he goes, is
- 51:05Speaker 1: it electric, you my guest in text? It test it? Wow.
- 51:12Speaker 1: So we see Andre now driving around in his Vietnam
- 51:17Speaker 1: memorial on wheels, and we thought the inside of his
- 51:19Speaker 1: house was crazy.
- 51:22Speaker 2: This was a house that hold that that little truck,
- 51:25Speaker 2: SA hold my beer. I'm about to really really.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Really show you.
- 51:28Speaker 2: I was just like because at first, like what the
- 51:30Speaker 2: fuck is that? Got an ice cream truck?
- 51:32Speaker 1: Is that? What is what is this? It was a lot.
- 51:36Speaker 1: It was a lot. It's very proud. And he says,
- 51:39Speaker 1: I served my country and I worked twenty five years
- 51:42Speaker 1: at my job and that jerk never did anything or
- 51:47Speaker 1: he said he never did anything for nobody, and this
- 51:49Speaker 1: is what I fought for my country for this guy.
- 51:53Speaker 1: Oh gosh. So Johnny lets us know that he used
- 51:58Speaker 1: to be a model. Mm hmm. So first of all,
- 52:02Speaker 1: we see him and he's just showing photos that he's taken.
- 52:06Speaker 1: He has photos of lizards having sex, a rainbow, a
- 52:11Speaker 1: double yolk egg, his grass the way it used to
- 52:14Speaker 1: be Toad's having sex. Then he tells us how much
- 52:20Speaker 1: he loves Ellen DeGeneres and the Ellen Show and every
- 52:22Speaker 1: time she came to universally he was there. We see
- 52:24Speaker 1: him in the background. He explains, if you stand next
- 52:27Speaker 1: to a kid, you'll always get on camera. Yeah, I
- 52:29Speaker 1: mean that's smart and creepy at the same time. It
- 52:32Speaker 1: is because people could think that I'm this kid's dad. Yep,
- 52:37Speaker 1: I felt the kind of I felt cringey whenever he
- 52:39Speaker 1: said that. I did too. But then he tells us
- 52:42Speaker 1: in the nineties he was an entertainer and a dancer.
- 52:46Speaker 1: His stage name was the Italian Stallion. And maybe that
- 52:49Speaker 1: is what's going on or teases obsessed with him or
- 52:53Speaker 1: sexually getting But he's not gay, not even close. He
- 52:59Speaker 1: does doesn't even shake hands with dudes. He doesn't get
- 53:03Speaker 1: any guy friends. But he's not homophobic. He just knows
- 53:08Speaker 1: that these guys want to be friends with him so
- 53:10Speaker 1: they could bang his chicks. He can tell who's a
- 53:13Speaker 1: friend who's not because some people are just being friends
- 53:16Speaker 1: with him for the P word. Now, I want you
- 53:19Speaker 1: to he's not gay, He's not even close. That is
- 53:25Speaker 1: saying something totally different, Kisha. You see these pictures that
- 53:28Speaker 1: I'm showing you, Uh huh.
- 53:31Speaker 2: I think that is a gay man's fantasy come true
- 53:34Speaker 2: right there.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Yeah, these pictures that he is showing from his modeling
- 53:39Speaker 1: days in a banana hammock and spandex USA tights with
- 53:46Speaker 1: a whole bunch of men, with a whole bunch of men.
- 53:49Speaker 1: That is like oil USA mail review. And they are
- 53:53Speaker 1: not going to the Olympics. They are definitely not going
- 53:56Speaker 1: to the Olympics. And I'm reminding you again that this
- 54:01Speaker 1: is what he looks like now mm hmmm. And he
- 54:04Speaker 1: thinks that this guy, that man is gay and in
- 54:08Speaker 1: love with him.
- 54:10Speaker 2: I feel like Johnny has some hidden, deep down desires
- 54:18Speaker 2: that keep bubbling up to the top.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Uh huh. And uh he just she keeps really fighting
- 54:23Speaker 1: very hard to keep the fire down. He wants you to.
- 54:27Speaker 1: That was a whole bunch of gay talk. It was
- 54:28Speaker 1: a whole lot of I'm not gay, not even I'm
- 54:31Speaker 1: not gay. I don't shake from even high five, none
- 54:34Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, any mail coming around me wants to
- 54:37Speaker 1: bang my chicks. I think he's trying way too hard
- 54:41Speaker 1: to not be gay. That's all I'm saying. So Ortiz says, Look,
- 54:46Speaker 1: I know Johnny's got something up asleep. I don't know
- 54:48Speaker 1: what he's brewing up over there. And you know, I
- 54:53Speaker 1: know that I'm gonna blow Johnny's brains out sooner or later.
- 54:58Speaker 1: And he shows it. We go, he says her number two.
- 55:01Speaker 1: He says, I have a concealed weapon, but you know,
- 55:04Speaker 1: legally I can carry it. And he goes, you know this.
- 55:08Speaker 2: Is when you can't go around just shooting made no, no,
- 55:10Speaker 2: and he goes, you know there are people in jail
- 55:13Speaker 2: just like me who make a stupid mistake.
- 55:15Speaker 1: My mind is like a balloon filled with water. It
- 55:19Speaker 1: could pop at any time and I could do something
- 55:22Speaker 1: I don't want to do. No, you do want to
- 55:24Speaker 1: do it, Oh, you do want to do it. You
- 55:26Speaker 1: want to do it.
- 55:27Speaker 2: You have explained it, you have it written in detail,
- 55:30Speaker 2: what you're gonna do, how you're going to do it.
- 55:33Speaker 2: We just don't know when you're going to do it.
- 55:35Speaker 2: But the plan is right there. You want to do this?
- 55:38Speaker 2: This is not like what do they call it? A
- 55:41Speaker 2: passion for a crime of passion?
- 55:43Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no no no no,
- 55:45Speaker 1: no no no.
- 55:46Speaker 2: And then furthermore, you just told the whole wide world
- 55:49Speaker 2: or everyone who has HBO exactly how are you.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Going to do it? Yeah, because he did say originally
- 55:55Speaker 1: that he just wants to maim him like the Elephant Man,
- 55:59Speaker 1: but now he's saying, I'm going to blow his brains out.
- 56:02Speaker 1: I mean we have elevated just over the course of
- 56:04Speaker 1: a thirty minute shop. Johnny goes, I can't even leave
- 56:08Speaker 1: my house during the day because I'm being watched like
- 56:09Speaker 1: the Truman Show. And now I guess he feels like
- 56:12Speaker 1: he can't watch because he thinks that Ortiz will come
- 56:15Speaker 1: over and do something to his house. We get yourself
- 56:17Speaker 1: some camera in.
- 56:18Speaker 2: I was like, I'd be damn if my neighbors are
- 56:21Speaker 2: going to keep me hostages inside.
- 56:23Speaker 1: My Here's the thing, you don't go anyowhe because you
- 56:25Speaker 1: don't have a job. There's nowhere to go, nowhere to go? Yeah,
- 56:29Speaker 1: where is he getting all this p word that he's
- 56:33Speaker 1: all these guys coming around want to bang his chicks
- 56:36Speaker 1: because I wouldn't go in.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Well, maybe Victoria like someone like her, that's time.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Yeah. So we see him yelling at another neighbor who
- 56:45Speaker 1: seems to be a lady checking her mail, calling her
- 56:47Speaker 1: a stalker. And then it looks like somebody left food
- 56:51Speaker 1: at his door, like maybe somebody was worried and he
- 56:54Speaker 1: poured it all out because he said, they my neighbors
- 56:56Speaker 1: are probably trying to poison me. Yeah, he's super Fred.
- 57:00Speaker 1: They're both super paranoid. Super paranoid. So then we see
- 57:03Speaker 1: Ortiz talking to the mailman, and the mailman's like, I'm
- 57:06Speaker 1: not normally supposed to like chat with people, but if
- 57:08Speaker 1: a customer has a question, you know. But he goes, yeah,
- 57:11Speaker 1: I'm sick of that guy recording me. That Johnny is
- 57:13Speaker 1: always out here recording me. That's weird. So Johnny says,
- 57:19Speaker 1: Johnny goes, look. In order for me to get the
- 57:21Speaker 1: help I need to be able to sell this house
- 57:23Speaker 1: and everything, I need just one of my videos to
- 57:26Speaker 1: go viral and then people will see my other videos
- 57:28Speaker 1: and know I'm being terrorized by my neighbor and that
- 57:32Speaker 1: has something to do with the cell of your house.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Then the authorities will come and take Ortiz down with
- 57:38Speaker 1: the tranquilizer gun and a net because that man belongs
- 57:41Speaker 1: in the cage.
- 57:44Speaker 2: But I do like, if you really want to sell
- 57:47Speaker 2: your house, he cleaned it up a little bit in
- 57:50Speaker 2: the front yard.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Then Johnny after he just says the tranquilizer gun and
- 57:56Speaker 1: put him in a net and he needs to go. Yeah.
- 58:00Speaker 1: He goes to the production He goes, I know what
- 58:02Speaker 1: you're doing. You're trying to get me arrested. And they go, no, Johnny,
- 58:06Speaker 1: we're making a documentary and he goes, listen, I don't
- 58:10Speaker 1: have kids. I don't have kids, but one day all
- 58:13Speaker 1: of you will. You know, threats like that, that's what
- 58:16Speaker 1: her Tea does. And they go what what are you
- 58:19Speaker 1: talking about? He goes, you saw that, you saw it.
- 58:21Speaker 1: That's what her teas does with that threatening and they
- 58:23Speaker 1: go what are you talking about. He goes, yeah, I
- 58:26Speaker 1: know what y'all are thinking. And they go what And
- 58:28Speaker 1: he goes, y'all are thinking I just threatened your kids'
- 58:30Speaker 1: lives and they're like why nobody, Yeah, no one thought that.
- 58:35Speaker 1: He made no threat to a child. Weird, What the
- 58:38Speaker 1: fuck is he talking? Whatever Victoria's been selling?
- 58:41Speaker 2: She he's like her number one customer. I don't know
- 58:44Speaker 2: what's happening here. Yeah, it just went I went from
- 58:48Speaker 2: like sympathizing with him a little bit. Yeah, he lost
- 58:52Speaker 2: me with the gay talk because I'm like, okay, this
- 58:54Speaker 2: is this is bordering on homophobia. Uh huh, And now
- 58:57Speaker 2: you're just downright crazy.
- 59:00Speaker 1: So Ortiz is filing a restraining order against Johnny. Johnny's
- 59:05Speaker 1: phone rings during court and he's like, hello, Hey, what's
- 59:09Speaker 1: going on. No, I'm in court, And the judge goes,
- 59:11Speaker 1: excuse me, you can't answer the phone during court, and
- 59:16Speaker 1: Orties says he's been to the court at least six
- 59:19Speaker 1: times about Johnny. He says, Johnny non stop takes pictures
- 59:23Speaker 1: and videos of me and it's stalking. And the judge says, okay, Johnny,
- 59:28Speaker 1: you can speak to him and you can ask him
- 59:30Speaker 1: a simple question. He starts going off on something and
- 59:33Speaker 1: the judge goes, Nope, you got to ask a simple question. Nope, Nope,
- 59:36Speaker 1: you got to ask a simple question. And he is
- 59:38Speaker 1: so mouthy to that judge. He I was expecting for
- 59:42Speaker 1: the judge to go left on him, but he was.
- 59:45Speaker 2: Very he was blessed with patience. I'll say that Johnny
- 59:49Speaker 2: was doing too much.
- 59:50Speaker 1: He says, Okay, here's a simple question. Why does he
- 59:53Speaker 1: have eight houses stalking me? People stay home during the
- 59:57Speaker 1: day and take turns stalking me eight houses. I've told
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: him to stay away. I am not gay. Mom artist goes, wait,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: what that's a lie I don't have You're under oath.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: You're under oath. And he goes, it's not a lie.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: You have eight neighbors stalking me. And I'm also not gay. Also,
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I were like, it's on the record,
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: and the judge goes, one thing is I'm not gay.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: Really, I'm only here to let everyone know I'm not gay.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: And the judge says, okay, here's what I think. I
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: think this is never gonna end. I don't know how
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: to get you two to leave each other alone. This
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: isn't stalking. I'm dismissing your petition again. Okay, Wow, they
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: have them leave, so Ortiz wins. So outside of the court,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Ortis says, my mind is ready, it's ready to blow up.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: I don't really care what happens to me at this point.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Oh boy, Johnny says, the verdict is a dismissal. I
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: win once again. Ortiz has wasted his time, and Ortiz
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: has wasted the Court's time, and one of us will
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: be dead outside of my house if the if the
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: court doesn't correct Ortiz, one of them that one of
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: us has to die.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Well, that's one thing that they both can agree on,
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: if nothing else they can agree on that I was
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: gonna kill the other one.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I know that at the end of episode five and six.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: I know at the end of episode six, we're not
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: going to get any resolution to these cases. And I'm
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: pretty mad. No, no, uh uh, there's no way.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: There's no way that these people are just really really
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: crazy and have nothing.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Better in life to do.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: Like I don't know if you've ever lived next or
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: around a really nosy neighbor, but.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: I have, and there's they don't care. They are just
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: We had one.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: She was so bad, like literally, okay, so I take
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: back what I said about Johnny filling captive inside of
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: his own home. We would have to look out the
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: window make sure she wasn't.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: Outside before we would leave.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: If it was like a certain time we knew that
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: she would be out there, we didn't leave the house
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: because she would trap you up.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Now, stop talking. She smelt bad.
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: She was just a horrible, fucking trashy neighbor. So yeah,
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: I do kind of understand what Johnnys talking about now
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: that I think about it. Yeah, we would have to
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: time it like, oh, we got to hurry up and
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: leave now before fucking Debbie comes out.
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: It was just bad. Oh bad. Yeah, all right, now
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: we're going to roll into episode four, the white Privilege Card.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: So on episode four, we start off in San Antonio, Texas,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: and this is with Jeff and Alexa. Okay, yeah, now
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: this is Jeff. This is Jeff Wentworth. He looks like
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: his last name would be Wentworth. He does, he doesn't,
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: He just he just looks like a ball sack, sad
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: sad sad ball sack. Yeah. So Jeff, this is this
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: elderly guy. And he tells us he first met Alexa
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: when she moved in. He went over told her if
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: she needed anything, He's right across the street, he says.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: She's building this wall around her house. It's a scar
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: on the neighborhood. She has built an eight foot like
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: cinder block, but it stuckoed over. I mean I thought
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: it looked nice.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: I thought it looked really nice too, especially when she
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: showed us like the full plan. I'm like, that's gonna
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: be badass. I liked it personally.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: With that black gate that went across. Yes, yeah, yes.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: Alexa Is seems to be a lovely lady in her fifties.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: We see her in her living room. There is a
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: portrait above the fireplace blurred out. It looks like three kids.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: And I looked a little bit on Reddit because people
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: are like, how does this lady live in this house? Single?
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: And she her books have like four reviews on Amazon.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: He's obviously trying to start a cult that's not working.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: She is, Yes, she is a pretty cult because she's
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: pretty and people will all for that.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: People's people researched it and said that she had she
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: came from generations of cattle farmers, so she's just okay,
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: generational wealth and then oh money. Also, she apparently did
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: pretty well in her divorce. Good for her. So this
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: is Alexa. Now what I want you to notice? What
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: do you notice about this picture? First and foremost?
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Okay, I see I know you there's something minute in there.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: It's not that it's huge. That lamp keisha, Yeah, I
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: love that lamp Keisha. Do you think that lamp is
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: scaled correctly to go on that table. The lamp and
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: the table are the same size. That lamp. I is
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: it belongs in a huge room. It's too big for
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: the space.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: She says, a little bit of maxim what is it?
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: Maximum list?
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: Not minimalist? But I get it, I dig it.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: The lamp would be better in a difference, it doesn't
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: go there like to see the lamp behind that is
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: a proper size lamp. But you can see above the
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: fireplace there it's a picture of three kids. I say,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: put it out.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, look at this like fancy white lady. Okay,
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: that's what I think about her. I was digging her
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: until she went further into what she did.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: I was digging her too. Yeah, so she says, you know,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: I met Jeff that one time. And the next time
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: I saw him was when construction started on my wall
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: and he was red faced and he said, what is this?
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: I can't see in this vence should not be there.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Well, that's that's concerning the fact that he was considered
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: that he couldn't see what you were doing in your house,
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: and I.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: Can't see in this is what our neighbor said, I
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: don't want a hedge there because then I can't see
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: their house. I don't like that. Really never got better,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: so she says, you know, one day when I first
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: moved in, I found strangers in my backyard looking at
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: my pool, so I decided to secure the perimeter. Jeff,
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Jeff doesn't understand that the wall is going to be
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: like an Italian villa with plants and features. He hasn't
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: seen the full plan. I want my home to be
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: safe and a sanctuary for me, Yes, Jeff says. Our
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: neighborhood has never had any crime. Jeff shows us over
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: and over and over photos and aerial views and architectural
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: drawings of Osama Ben Lawden's compound, Yes, and his walls,
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: and he says structures like that are built to people out.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: He also shows us other walls that were Mexican drug
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: cartel home walls. Yes, I remember the.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: Word cartel because it comes up more than a few
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: times here.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: That's what he thinks. So yes, Alexi says, the way
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: that Jeff acts is undermining my work. So in my mind,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: I go, oh, I bet she's a decorator or an architect,
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: And him putting out there that her wall is tacky
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: shows that she's not a good architecture or a home designer.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: Now see, I was thinking she was like a therapist.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: Oh oh, unless.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: She wanted prophecy for herself for her clients. So we're safe, serene.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Either way, she should be able to do what the
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: fuck she want to do within you know, the building
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: codes and all that kind of stuff.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: But I mean, I love what she's doing with the place.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: I thought it was great. But actually what she is
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: is that she is an alchemist, a healer, an author,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: and a professional lecturer. And she has a program called
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: The Zero Point with Alexa person and I'm going to
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: read you here. Her mission statement is I help star
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: seeds activate their earthly mission by remembering who they are.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: My ability to do that doesn't come from decades of
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: esoteric study or following gurus. I hid for a long time.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: I avoided my mission until my early thirties, and after
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: a lifetime of direct content, after a lifetime of direct
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: contact and a series of a series of near death experiences,
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: I uncovered a simple idea that helped my client transform
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: their life. Click here to find out what made a difference.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: I went to her website. I did not click there
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: to find out it did a cult, but that is
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: what every cult leader says. But if you look on Amazon,
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: she has ten to twelve reviews on her books. She's
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: not a good cult leader. Okay, she needs practice. She
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: says she has the gift of seeing people's energies. Jeff
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: lives in fear and darkness, and she says all she
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: knows about Jeff is he was in the Texas State Senate.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Now Jeff tells us he was. He gives us a
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: long list of everything than it is. Yes, he does,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: and he says his At one point his party decided
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: he wasn't Republican enough. He was a Rhino Republican in
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: name only, so he bought a giant photo of an
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: elephant to show how Republican he is. He gives us
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: all his history. He was a legislator, he was a judge.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: He introduced in Texas the castle doctrine, which is basically,
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you have the right to defend your castle, stand you ground.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: Okay, which this woman across the street is trying to
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: basically defend her castle.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Keep in private. He doesn't like that because he can't
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: see in We see photos of him with the Reagans
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: the bushes, and he tells us, but he is a
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: different kind of Republican. He was the only pro choice
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: member of the Texas State Senate. Okay, okay, Jeff, okay, okay, Jeff.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: But then he just puts it all up again. Alexi
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: says that Jeff calls the city on her constantly, and
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: every time he does that, she gets fined two thousand
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: dollars a day. We see all the tickets stuck on
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: her wall.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: Yes, at first I thought it was like little sweet
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: notes like we support you, It's gonna be beautiful, would
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: be nice, like letters to Juliette South.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. He says he
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: has been so incensed by this fence across from him
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: that he published an article saying she must have cartel
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: associations and illegal activity happening behind that wall. So she
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: says she bought a blacked out escalade and picks up
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: her mail and a fur coat and sunglasses because if
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: he's her, he's gonna call her mafia. She's gonna act
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: like mafia. I love it good. I like that she
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: did that. Yeah, passive AGGRESSI because then he said, mine
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: is all fucking vinces. How dare he.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Write an article like that about this woman? He knows
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: nothing about her.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: I think he must have written it in a way
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: that she couldn't sue him for slanders. She must it
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: must have been like my neighbor, but not saying who
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: she was. Yeah. So Jeff meets with the city council
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: and named Mark and he's telling Mark, this looks like
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden the wall without the permit. It's terrible
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: for the neighborhood. Everybody hates it. So Alexi says, Jeff
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: continues to pull all these strings because he's very politically affiliated.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: So my contractors are going to meet with the city
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: and measure everything to make sure the wall is in compliance.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: It's not in compliance. You're allowed to do a three
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: foot wall. She got approved for a three football and
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: she built Navia wall. Okay, yeah, but most people wouldn't
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: give it. Most people wouldn't get it. I would give
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: two shit, Like literally, someone could.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: Cover their whole fucking house and I wouldn't give a
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: shit about it because it doesn't affect me at all.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Because the wall as it is to me still looks nice.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: It's got that black gate. To me, it still looks
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: nice and she hasn't finished it yet.
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: No, I think it's gonna be like I would be envious,
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: like I want one of those now.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: So she says, you know, her contractor is going to
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: meet with the city to make sure everything's in compliance.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: And we see the contractor saying to her as they're
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: walking around, you already had that one person scale the wall,
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: and the contractor is telling the city person there are
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: crack as. There are humeless people that come through this
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: neighborhood all the time. You know. I know it doesn't
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: follow the three feet form, but it does follow an
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: architectural form and it shows the different levels whatever. Okay,
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: well either way.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: She's so funny because she says she sees crackheads and
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: he said there's never been a crime.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: I don't know who's lying.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: My understanding is this is a very very very nice neighborhood.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: It would have to be Keisha. They showed the back
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: of her house. Look at that. Yeah, look at that.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: I think he's a lying about the crackhead part. I
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: do too, And I think if I had a house
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: like that, Keisha, I'd also like to have a wall
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: around it most definitely. Hell yeah.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: When they showed her at all, when they showed the
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: back of the house, I was like, okay, shit, that's
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: money money right there. She's got more money than the
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: guy across the street.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: His house looks really nice too, and he has tons
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: of trees up and that's how he blocks people.
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: He just no, he just wants to be able to
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: see what everyone else is doing.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: He doesn't knows the neighbor. So the city attorneys put
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: up a stop work order on the fence, and one
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: contractor goes in and goes, I think we're gonna have
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: to take it down. We're gonna have to take it down.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: And the other contractor goes, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: let's apply for the variants to go up to eight feet.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: We need to look at the options. So they're like, okay,
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: So now we see Jeff playing chess with his grandson,
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: who has a list because his teeth of ball falling out.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: And this is the only person who will listen to
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Jeff is his grandson.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: And I think they're trying to make it look like
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: Jeff's be an asshole to not let the grandson win
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: the chests. I mean, he kind of is an asshole,
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: and he's asking this ten year old what do you
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: think about the fence, and the grandson goes, well, it's
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: none of my business, and he here you go straight
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: out about the babes. He goes, but I mean, I
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: think it's fine, Like when did you get so mad
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: about it? And Jeff goes, I'm not mad about it,
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: but it's against the law, and I've asked the city
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: to come and look at it. You have to follow
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: the rules. She has asked the city to build a
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: nine foot wall around her property and grandson goes, oh,
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: I don't care. It just looks like a giant box.
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: Like who cares.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: I mean, the grandson has more sense than the grandfather
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: who was all these fucking things.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: Yes, so she says, I've gathered my team. I'm gathering
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: my team. We're gonna see how we can work with
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: the city. But I also have to keep my vision
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: that I have for the courtyard in the wall. The
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: city has to give me the variant. I remember, she's
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: all woo woo. So she's like, I'm gonna yeah vibes.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: So now we see Randy Comma, the sacred architect. She
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: looks at Randy's drawing, and they talk about how it
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: could be similar to something that the Great Pyramids did.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: And she says, Randy who built the Great Pyramids? And Randy,
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: the architect who is sacred, says, thought the high priests
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: of Atlantis built the pyramids. The sides are based on
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: the three four five triangle, which is what we're trying
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: to do here. You know, architecture is to act as
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: a second skin to nourish your spirit, as it says nature.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: Oh shit, you know, mayor pay You know I dabble
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: in crystals.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I dabbled in spiritual advisors. Yeah, they
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: little bit too much, They bit too much. Well, it
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: gets worse because she says, this is the first time
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: I've been in a skin suit. You could call it that.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: I think she said that. She says, I don't think
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: I've revealed that before. Let me show you what I've
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: written in my book. And my book I explained I
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: walked the tight rope between being a Texas every woman,
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: a person, and an interstellar traveler. I am everyone and
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: I am no one. I am alone, but I am free.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: It's not easy to walk everywhere in this body when
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: you can remember what it's like to have wings. Well,
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: you looked pretty okay when you were driving around on
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: that escalator, walking around in your fur coat.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: You do look like you were having any problems doing
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: any of that. We see the pictures in her books
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: of herself as an intergalactic partner, and she feels like
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: this is just another intergalactic battle that she's fighting about
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: the fence, yep, And she does need the fence to
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: create a strong boundary between herself and the outside world.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: And to that, I say, tell some of this to Jeff,
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: and he will not want you to make the fence.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: Yeah, he will say, bitch, you could build it all
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: up to the sky, because I won't have nothing to
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: do with you or anything that would freak him the
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: fuck out.
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: She tells the architect, the Sacred Architect, that she's surrounded
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: by darkness, and she thinks Jeff is a member of
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: the Masonic Lodge and a thirty third level Mason, because
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty eight he's been a grand Master, and
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: she's worried that she's going to get backlash for talking
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: about him being a Mason. Now, I will say I
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: did read the last not Harry Potter, but it is JK.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Rowling's alter ego, Robert Gallbraith, and it was the Robert
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: Gallbraith book. There's a whole series. I I've read all
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: of them. They're great. And Corner and Strike, they're the
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Cormer and Strike books. They're also good, Kisha, if you
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: love the writings. I know we have problems with JK. Rowling.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: The Robert Yeah, the Corman and Strike books are really good.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: And in the last one it was all about the Masons.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: It's fascinating.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: I will tell you this, and this is not to
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: go against the Masons, but I have never met a
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: good one.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm that one.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: I have, and they have always been assholes. Now I'm
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: not saying they all are. The ones that I have
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: met have been horrible people.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: It's very interesting about the Masons. I learned a lot
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: about it from the Robert girl Breath book. Okay, so
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Jeff says, my grandfather was a Mason, and it's a
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: quest to be a better man morally and spiritually. But
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: now we see him walking and talking shit to the
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: neighbors about the wall. And these two girls are like
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: walking for exercise, and they and he stopped this is
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: what do you think? And the one girl goes, I
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: don't know, like it's cool. Like we thought, like, oh
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: my god, it's like Kim Kardashian, I know, right, he
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: has the wrong two neighbors. And there he's like he
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: looks and he goes, huh and he think. She goes,
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean obviously they want privacy. I
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: don't care. And he goes, you know what, I think
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: it looks like think it looks like Osama bin Laden
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: or a Mexican cartel. And they go, okay, do you
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: think I'm obsession with that? Cool?
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: He's making himself look a little bit look crazy. I'm
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: a racist is the right word. But uh, just he
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: just he can't get over it. And so most people
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: are like, okay, Jeff, we'll support you, like we get it,
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: you know, we don't like it.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: It's not with the vibe in the neighborhood. And also
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: it is like she did break the law. She said
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: it would be three It is a okay, you know,
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: but they wouldn't have cared if he hadn't made a
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: big deal out of it. They wouldn't have cared. They're like,
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: do we have to go to the meeting or can
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: we just sign something yes, So today is the meeting,
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: and she doesn't go because she doesn't want to expose
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: herself to that darkness. So she'll do it meeting. She
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: does it through zoom and I know you love this
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: room that she was in. It was pretty cool. Yes,
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: her law god digger, except for the alien shit. She's
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: going to do it through zoom. Her lawyer is going
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: to be there. So Jeff goes, do I have a
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: picture of that room? No? I didn't, Okay, So Jeff
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: goes to the meeting and Alexi's lawyer says, the neighbor
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: across the street takes pictures of her, and she's there alone,
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: and she does feel safer with the wall up, and
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: she feels darkness and she doesn't feel safe without this
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: barrier of protect, barrier protection. Jeff ends up and goes, hey,
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: I'm Jeff. I am the photographer, and we have a
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: very nice neighborhood. And now they've plopped down a wall
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: that looks like a Mexican drug cartel compound.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: It is okay, Mary m Cosby's with the Mexican cartel.
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: Like good grief, it is at odds with the other
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: fifty eight homes on Country Lane. One neighbor says, you know,
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: it is not what we do on country Lane, and
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: another neighbor gets up and says, in the words of
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan, mister Garbiacheff's tear down that wall. And other
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: neighbors weigh in that they don't like it. Right, The
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: city council guy goes, the permit was for three feet.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: It's not three feet. What happened if the contractor built
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: it five feet higher? That's not an accident. Okay, I
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: mean this see is pretty open and shut. You know,
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: she doesn't get a variance. She she did the wrong thing.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: She didn't follow the rules. That's it, Alex said to home.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: She slams her computers like, yeah, she's in the darkness. Now,
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: she's in the darkness. She's now in the darkness. Is
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: getting closer. Yes, we see the jackamber taking down the wall.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: It's now three feet and it looks good like that too,
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: by the way it does.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: But I just feel it's always going to be something
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: with him, you know what I mean, Right, It'll it'll
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: always be something like, oh, look at the mailbox that
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: she paid during this this this is too much.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, and she goes, now, I have
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: a completely open front yard. I have no buffer between
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: me and the neighbor. Something is trying to get me
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: to be afraid. It's a darkness that's coming in to me.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: So she has a nurse come over who's given her
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: like tour doll zofran xanax, ventanyl ketamine. I was like,
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: what the fuck are you? Like? I have a little
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: bit of that?
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: Like, God, damn, I wonder how was she paid for that?
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: Mean that had to be really expensive. She's like, magnesium.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: I think that's what Michael Jackson took when he didn't
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: wake up. I mean, there's a lot going on. Are
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: you getting a kolonoscopy? Are you trying to rely?
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: Geez? Like damn. So she says she's telling this nurse,
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: I'm under spiritual attack. I'm under spiritual attack. Last week,
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: all at once, my internet went down, My garage was
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: opening and closing, my alarm systant went down, the lights
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: were flickering. Okay, girl, it's called a power outage. Mary Payne.
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: That happens to you were you're at your beach house.
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: Remember the this would happen, that would happen you're not
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: under spiritual attack, Alexa.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: Something happened on the grid, and she goes, and I
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: started praying and praying, and then I started vomiting. I
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: have no fence, I have no protection. So the ivy
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: nurse goes, you seem pretty rich. I mean, you could
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: just consider just moving exactly. That's what I would do.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: And she says, the house is up for sale. The
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: house is up for sale. And she says, and I'm
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: sure Jeff thinks he won, But darkness is a choice,
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: and the price is forever, and at the blink of
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: an eye, he could release all the darkness on me.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: And then they go over to Jeff, who is reading
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: his newspaper in his kitchen, very unbothered. Very he won
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: in this case. Whose side were you on, Jeff or Alexa?
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: I was on Alexis side.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: I was on Alexis side because I wish Alexa wouldn't
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: have gone so deep into what she does.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: But I was really I mean, she's.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: A single woman, there's a lot of property. I loved
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: what she was going to do with the place. I
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: don't think she was bothering anyone. She should have applied
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: for the variants. First showed the architectural plans, gotten it
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: and then built the wall. Yes, other than that, she
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: did nothing wrong. Alright, let's zip through Stephen and joe Anne.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: This is Stephen. This is Stephen. He goes likes to
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: go about zot Stephen. How did I miss that part?
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: How do I miss the zop part? How did I
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: miss that? Here's Stephen? He shows us his home and
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: he says his next to her neighbors are joe Anne
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: and Zach. There's Stephen in his home. I had to
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: get a lot of pictures of joe Anne. Joe Ane
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: does a lot of smoking on her porch and inside
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: her home as well. She does a lot of smoking,
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: a lot of drinking and soda. She likes blue. Oh yeah,
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: she's in blue where everywhere there isn't she? Blue rug
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: and blue pillows. Loves her. Yeah, I didn't even notice that.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: And this is her husband. This is Jack. Jack loves
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: the sparkly shoe. Yep, So there vibe. I would be
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: on a front porch.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: They probably smoke. Weat on a front porch every night.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Oh probably, yeah, yeah, so he tells us. Steve says,
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: joe Anne was very helpful to me during my divorce.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: They really embraced me like a big white guy. They
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: really were great for me. Joanne goes, I don't know.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: I feel sorry for him because his wife left him,
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: and uh so I fed him and had to have
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: him come over and I tried to be a mamma
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: to him and a friend. He lived over here. Jack
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: says he would walk in the door and the kids
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: would be like, oh, that's just Steve. He was just
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: always over here. They were neighbors there. They were close,
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: very close. He's robb me.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: Damn if my neighbor's just gonna walk in my house.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. He would spend holidays with them. They
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: always included him. Okay, Jack shows us, I've got Steve's
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: house key. I would feed his cat. Steve says, Jack
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: would come over every night. We would just have a drink.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: And we see that Steve's got like this basement bar,
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: you know, Rebelia area. Later we see is his technology room. Yeah,
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: Steve says. You know, Jack and Joe Anne, they're awesome,
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: but they're pretty racist. Now, in case you guys are
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: just listening, Steve is a big white guy. Jack and
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: Joeanne are an elderly black couple. Okay, Steve says, Jack
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: and joe Anne are very racist. They love to make
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: fun of Mexicans and white people. Okay, and uh, once
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: they told me I could say it, I could say it,
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: and I said, nope, I'm never going to say it,
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: and they said you should say it, and so I
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: did it. I did it. They harassed me, they told
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: me to do it, so I dropped an in bomb
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: one time I did.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe that that they that
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: they told him to say it.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I think they were drunk. Drunk. I think
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: they were all poking.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: IM going, you should say it, you should say it,
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: go ahead. I think I think they were doing it
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: in just in jest.
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, they.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: Didn't really want I'm to say it. Yeah, he just
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: took it one step too far. It's like tell little
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: someone jump off that bridge, jump on, and you really
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: don't mean it, and then the fuck her trumps off
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: the bridge.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: He says. And then one time Joeanne made a joke.
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: She called me about something and said, I gotta go
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: deal with the city. Can I borrow your white privilege card?
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: And I said, you know, we don't really have one,
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: Joe Ane, So what anyway, I went and bought her
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: one off the internet as a joke. It looks like
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: you're gonna off Amazon, he.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: Did, which you know what, when we get done, I'm
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: gonna look on Amazon and see if you get really
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: buy on.
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: I'm going to buy one for James. And it's it's
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: a look like a credit card that says white privilege
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: trumps everything. Play on words. Perhaps that's good. So Jack,
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: Joanne's husband says, have you ever lived next to a
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: racist psycho? And uh, Steve says. Steve says, right, joke,
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: wrong time. Things went really south after this, I bet
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: they did. And here here's the funny thing.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: They're both accusing the others. Yeah, I feel like I
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: fell about the races. Y'all should get along great.
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: Well, so the problem So after he did that, Joeanne
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: was very offended. Things went south. Jacket Joe Anne wanted
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: to build a fence so they wouldn't have to see him.
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: But they built a iron fence that you could see through,
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: which you could see through it. And Steve says, okay,
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: they came over and I said, what do you The
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: people came over to build it and I said, you're
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: in the wrong spot. And they told me I could
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: spend my white boy money on a survey that they
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: were not going to do that. I think they said that.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: I definitely think they said that. Yeah, I think so too.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: And Joe Ane says, we put up a fence and
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: we didn't measure. I didn't care, but it was three
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: feet on his side and he lost it. I don't
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: know why he went crazy about that fence being there.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: And then we see her from her porch yelling off
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: down at him and he's saying the things that the
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: wrong and they have gone. The cops have come. Yep,
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: this is a twenty so quick. So Steve says, well,
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: when I get mad, I get creative. And we see
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: his computer room. He has like ten monitors. Obviously his
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: job is in tech.
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: I would hope his job was in tech. Yeah, otherwise
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: that's a little bit scary.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: Otherwise what you're doing, yeah, huh. He has a gaming setup,
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: but he has all these monitors. So he said, I'll
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: get a new wife. What I felt sorry for him. Right,
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna look really quickly Keisha YouTube. I'm going to
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: look up if my neighbor Karen is still there. He
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: created my neighbor. Is that what I'm looking to see
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: if it's still there? Okay, yep, red Zot. Red Zot
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: has a YouTube channel called I don't want to play it? Okay,
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: it is Okay. I wonder if I could see how
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: many views on this? Yeah, I see what the last
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: thing he posted was. Okay, my neighbor Karen, Okay, sorry
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: if I glitch. I'm just trying to look at this video. Okay.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: My neighbor Karen by red Zot has ninety eight videos, okay,
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: nine hundred and twenty eight thousand views. I'm going to
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: start filming my neighbors because I mean this, my neighbor
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: Karen realizing we had done a survey done and she
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: just bought me a fence four point five million views. Wow,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: and then you're doing wrong in life, Mary Payne. I'm
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: looking to see if any of them have anything that close.
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: We've got eighty five thousand, we've got one hundred and
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: nine thousand. I'm looking to see if there's anything close
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: to four point five million. We've goout two ninety four
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: five sixty five k views. Karen trespassing in front of
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: the cop one hundred thousand views. I mean, all of his.
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: Videos have viral, very very viral, but they are all
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: from four years ago.
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: Also, nothing new, nothing new. Uh. And I can't and
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: I can't see a way to sort them by year.
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: But it appears if I just scroll sco scroll sco
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: scroll Okay, we do have one that's two years ago.
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: We have one. We have one two months ago. Okay,
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: is she still alive? But this could be Nope, this
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: appears to be yeah, two months ago. Yep. Okay, Life
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: after Court is three years ago, so it seems like
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: there was some sort of something about it three years ago.
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: Here we go. Karen hires his second contractor. So I
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: don't know if his website is now features other Karens,
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: but he's got almost a million subscribers. That's crazy. Wow.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: All right, So here we go. So they built the fence,
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: we see the cops come. He has started this YouTube
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: page and he says, one of the videos has four
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: point four. I just looked at hers four point five.
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: She's yelling at him, she's throwing stuff at him, she's
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: like hitting him across the fence, and he's saying. She's saying,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: you're harassing Yeah, finally some violence. Keisha was waiting for
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I was waiting and she's saying, you're harassing me, and
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: she's hitting him, and he was like, Oh, that's the salt.
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: That's the salt it is. So they show it to Joe.
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: He calls her Joanna, but it says Joanne. Joanne sees
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: it and she watches it and she goes, this is
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: so embarrassing. She was so embarrassing for me. I'm tired
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: of seeing myself and that light. My husband Jack said,
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: I embarrassed the whole family and that makes me feel
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: like a piece of shit, and I regret the way
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: I responded.
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: All right, Well, when someone says pushing you and pushing
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: you and pushing you, you know.
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: But here's the thing. They did, in fact, buy him
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: offense because it's on his property. On his property. Yeah,
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: it's true. So we see her go and talk to
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: the cameras. She stands in the yard and speaks to
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: the cameras that he has pointing at her house and says, Steve,
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: take down the videos. It's ruining my life. It's very embarrassing.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: And he's making money off of this too, right, Yeah,
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: he says he made twenty six thousand dollars on that
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: one video. Damn. And he says, so it's a non
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: negotiable to take it down because if I take it down,
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: then I have to start over with my channel, and
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: that one's got the most views. And then if they
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: start up again, I don't have the original video there.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: I have to start over. So I get it. I
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: get it. So Joanna says, I love my yard and
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: I love my flowers, and Steve has taken my piece
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: from me where I used to come out and love
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: to be with my flowers, and I got so stressed
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: that I had to have open her surgery. Now, Joe, Joe, girl, girl,
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: I think it has to do with a lot of
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: other shit, a lot of we've seen you chain smoking,
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: Yes we have. We've seen.
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: We've seen cos, we've seen your bad habits. I don't
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: think this was it, Steve.
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: So Jeff talks to his friend Autumn and he goes,
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: oh my god, like I heard she was having surgery.
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: I was devastated. I was really worried about her because
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: I would really hate for something to happen. I would
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: hate for our relationship to end when nothing resolved. And
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: Autio goes, have you thought about reaching out to her
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: to resolve it? So he asked chat GPT to help
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: him write a letter, and he does and he puts
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: it in their mailbox. She gets it. She reads it
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: by the mailbox and says, kiss my ass. Excuse me,
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: sorry about that, But he can because the whole time.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: So now, Steve tells his friend Sherry, a bartender at
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: this particular local pub, that Joe and Jack are very
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: pissed about the YouTube and they try to sue him
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: for one hundred thousand dollars. Damn, And I feel like
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna go watch this whole saga on YouTube now
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: and it might be a good watch. It does suck.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: I'm in this fight with like my former best friends.
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: And Sherry goes, okay, do something nice for them, a
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: gesture like something, so you guys can get back on
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: the right track. So he goes, all right, all right.
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: So first thing he does, he sends a case over
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: of Coronita's to be delivered. It seemed to be Coronas,
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: But are Coronas to me? I don't. I didn't get
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: the name performing the cheaper version or Cornitas something else,
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: And I gotta look that up, Keisha, I don't know
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: that it's a Corona beer. It looks like yeah, so
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: coronitas are just mindy coronas. What coronas minnis? Oh, little
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: minis okay, So he orders a case of those to
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: be delivered. We see her drinking it on the couch like, well, yeah,
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: all right, I don't mind. She ice that ship down first.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: She just drinking warm. She said, thank you. Then he
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: gets some ribs, pulled pork, hot wings, baked beans, potato
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: salads sent over from their favorite place with a note
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: letting her know it was a gift. So the delivery
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: person reads, this is from your neighbor Steve. He wants
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: a da da da. We see Jack playing a fake violin.
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: He don't give a ship. They're over. I mean you
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: can win me over with that kind of a mule
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: kind of love. Baked beans. Baked beans are my favorites.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: Love baked beans. So Joe Anne says he's feeling bad
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: because he's an idiot, but I'm sorry he shouldn't a
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: fuck with Miss joe Anne. Now come on, you wanna
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: pass those hot wings. I'm delicious, Okay, I'm gonna still
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: eat your food, but I ain't gonna fuck with you. No,
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna still with this food though, why make why
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: let the good food go to waste? Jack? You got
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: some of those corneitas, right, So Steve calls Jack and
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: joe Anne leaves him a message and invites them to
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: meet him and talk at the pump where sure he is,
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: well's you smart on neutral territory? I thought with this
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: is the end of the episode. He's just gonna sit
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: there and she's never gonna show up. But she shows up.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: She showed up. Yeah. And she sits down and goes,
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: I'm only here because I want you to know I
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: am done with you. I tried to help you. I
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: tried to be a friend to you. I thought the
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: world about you. We cared about you like you were
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: our child. I have never been this close to a
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: neighbor before. And now that's gone. And he says, Joanne,
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: I loved our friendship. And she says, go to hell.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: You're a piece of shit. Okay, Joanne, I knew well.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: I mean he put all the stuff on YouTube.
- 1:37:38Speaker 2: That's the part that gets me when you start taking
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: it to social media.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: Yeah, And he goes, oh, Jeaanne, if I ever get
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: really mad at you. I'm not going to take it
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: to social media. Don't please, don't put it on a podcast.
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: And he says, Joanne, can we talk it out? And
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: she goes, I never want to talk to you ever again.
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: I paid six thousand dollars for that fence to separate
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: myself from you. I don't want to look at you
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: filming me every time I go outside my house. I
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: can't take any more stress. They had to find a
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: valve to put in my heart to keep me alive. Well,
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: it has me have something to do with those beers
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: and a cool pork that's smoking, high cholesterol and blood
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: high blood pressure, and shit, I think it's the chain smoking.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: That's it, So Steve gues. Steve says, previous to all this,
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: when we were friends, you insisted I called you my
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: black mama, And she says, I didn't insist on a
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: damn thing. You will lie, and God is gonna knock
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: that line right out of your ass. Now that was
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: a good line. That's a good one right there. Yeah,
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: she says, you always try to make yourself greater or
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: smarter than anyone anyone else, but you ain't smart with
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: the damn mister, technology. I've been watching I got your ass.
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: I mean, she clopped them pretty well. But he says,
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: is that a threat? No, I didn't think that was
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: a threat.
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: No, Oh, he needs to watch the other part of
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: this episode. Those were a threat. Nothing, you got your asshold.
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: Off and he says, is that a threat? And she goes,
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: I don't care. Call it what you want because you're
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: a piece of shit. You give me that fucking money
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: you got off of me, and he goes, what money?
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: And she goes off of YouTube and he just not
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: and she says, why would you do me like that?
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: And he goes, it was the only recourse I had.
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: I could have ripped out the fence, I could have
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: vandalized it. There were other options. But instead I wanted
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: to give you social pressure to change your mind. And
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: it worked.
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: And it's also going to city council or write any
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: of those things.
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: He says, if you want to go all the way,
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: you can make an offer and you can have the channel.
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: Now come on, now, wow.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: And she says, fuck you. You need help, kiss my ass,
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: you piece of shit. So she walks off and she.
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: Says, you think you're smart, you're gonna get what's coming
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: to you. You don't even have a garage. That was
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: funny now that I thought that was just shade because
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: a garage. Look, he didn't have a grudge. No, I
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: thought that was shade. And he goes, what does that mean?
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: And she goes, that means I'm better than you. Yeah,
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: I mean you don't even have fuck you have a
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: house with no garage. Poor And he goes and he goes, Joanna,
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: I forgive you. And she laughs and goes, I've had enough.
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: You can't talk to a psycho. You can't talk to
- 1:40:23Speaker 1: a psycho. And then he got She goes like, bye, Scher,
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: you get to see waves at her at the bar.
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: No reason to be mean to Sherry. No, she looks fine.
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: And then she says, he's not my neighbor anymore. He's
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: just someone who lives next door to me. That I
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: can't stand. That's the end. And you can tell he
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: has no friends. He needs them more and more. Oh
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: they've got friends. Yeah, they got friends, They got family.
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: He had got a wife. I don't know if he
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: has kids. He's got no friends. I mean, he just
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: sits in that watching all those damn screens.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: They seem like fun. They seem like they've got the
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: people coming over for the barbecue. And I love how
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: she's hung that tapestry on her porch so he can't
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: see what they're doing on the porch. Yep, because when
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: I first saw it, I was like, what's that about? Oh,
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: so they he can't see the prophecy. Yeah, that sucks
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: if you even have to do that. Well, I'm on
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: team Joeyane and Jack. Now I do think they should
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: have paid for the surveyor yeah, I do think they
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: have the money to do it. Well, they had six
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: thousand dollars put up a fence, Keisha. Maybe, yeah that's
- 1:41:23Speaker 1: true too, Yeah yeah, yeah, So on that one thing,
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: I'm with Steve, but otherwise not esteem and he blew
- 1:41:30Speaker 1: it up like he now he has no friends.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: Oh because he sent them a white privileged card he
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: took to damn far Oh.
- 1:41:41Speaker 1: Lord, Okay, you guys, that's it. This is a long episode,
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: longer than these two episodes were combined. Yeah, everybody, reminder
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: listen to Keisha's episode this week. She's breaking down Mama June.
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: That'll be on Tuesday. I've got ninety day fiance, I've
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: got my Ross Matthews interview. I've got Hop and Bravo
- 1:42:00Speaker 1: with Mandy. I got all the things. You can find
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: it all if you just go to our Instagram. You're
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: gonna go to Pink Shade Pod. Check it out there.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: That tells what's happening this week. You go to Keisha's Instagram,
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: The liberansa Keisha. I'm sure she'll be announcing about her
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: Mama June Emergency podcast. It's important, this Emergency nine. It
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: is the Terrible Union, Okay, Keisha. I will see you
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: later this week when we cover Welcome to Platfield to
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: rewatch over on Climb. So good fight