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• Hey folks, it's Zoran here, the producer of Narrative Declaration. Unfortunately, OBS decided to crash on its multiple times for this episode, so if you notice anything weird or something we're going to be skips or something else like that, that's probably why. We try our best to stitch it together, but this recording software just broke that day for all of us. So, do apologize for the issues for this episode. We'll try our best to get it fixed. All righty, everyone. Are you ready for another exciting episode of Rotgrime? We are, we are, we are, we are, you the nation! We are, we are, we are, we are. Just come attack yourself, God. It kills the pain. I love weed and oil spills. I'm so glad to be here on 420. Yeah, happy 420, everybody. We're currently recording this on April 20th, 2024. So we've got a bunch of, a bunch of exciting episodes for you today. Starting off with, oh, oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh no. Is God here? It's here. Special gift, God. So you know, on my screen, that's what I was going for. I think my graphics card just went, hi man. And then, and start infecting the right side of my, my right monitor. So I think my mom is tired. So I'm going to be seeing it through the lens of corruption of Chad. So I think Chad's actually actively killing this monitor. I think it's on his last legs. But, uh, hi chat. It's excellent to see you. And see, hope you guys are excited for another exciting episode of Rotgrime. I'm going to introduce to you the amazing players who bring you these episodes. Starting off with Odo Roshi. Hi, hello. It's me. I'm Odo. I am playing Vina, the sylph swashbuckler. Uh, you know, I'm swashpilled and I'm buckle maxing. And, uh, it's great to be here with you guys today. And of course we have the ever amazing Hulky Crow. That's me. I'm Hulky Crow. I am going to be clowning around, as always, as the Kanrasu cleric, Ruhua. And I'm so happy to be here again. But yeah, remember to catch the Hulky's Twitch streams, by the way. Twitch.tv4 slash Hulky Crow. Yeah, well, I actually bothered to stream again. I've been sitting on that for like a month. I believe in you. When you come back, we'll be there. And of course, we also have our awesome, amazing voice actor and talent, Erndel. Hello. My name is Erndel and I am playing as Baldrick Weathers, the human alchemist. Very powerful. I do things. Yeah. Next guy. Go. And the next guy is Speaker D. Hi, I'm Speaker D. I play Tan Houser. You sure about that? You sure? The Magus. Oh, you play this guy. And this time, this time, Chad, I'm really going to fucking do it this time. I'm not kidding. I'm really going to fucking do it. He's coming. I'm not joking around. I'm serious. I'm going to do it. He's going to make an apple pie. And of course, we have our illustrious game master, Thurston Hillman. Hello. Hi. Hi. It's me. I'm here to chew bubble gum and kill player characters. I'm all out of player characters. Just stare at you going, hi. Hi. Just deeply just, hi. Oh, that's fucked up. Yes. And just as being fucked up. Hi, I'm Zoran. I'm your host for this evening. I'm also playing Oren the Strix Druid. And as a reminder for audio listeners, we're all still level nine. And of course, Thurston, what adventure do we have today? Or who here is going to be able to recap the episode to earn themselves? There's a very valuable hero point on the line here. This time, I'm going to do it. Shit. Yeah. Yeah. I turned it around on speaker. He's really going to do it. He's doing it. So what we did last time after engaging with the big freaking tooth fairies was we sat down and we were heavily injured after getting the teeth knocked out of us by tooth fairies. And so we elected to, in the large sort of courtyard area where we had wound up, we elected to camp down for the night after we had encountered a group of other Delvers who came out of nowhere. No. There were four of them. There was, as I recall, this very thickly accented Slavic person. Thurston or Zoran, whichever one of you, put up the image now. I'm getting the images. I'm getting the images. You'd better do that. There was this reedy, skinny-looking, roguelike fella who was also there and was very interested in earning a considerable amount of pay for doing all this delving business. There was a guy who was dressed like Big Daddy from Bioshock Infinite. No. Cooler than that. And there was, he was the sewer, the sewer man, the man of the sewer. And then there was the organ harvester, dressed like a ye olde executioner, but looking very cool. I give design nine out of ten. Very good. They're kind of fine. You can have that opinion if you want. We will consider this for the future. Thank you. Thank you. And we interacted with them, and we sat down, and we got to know each other for a little bit. We don't know too, too much about them, and that's okay because we are not likely to be traveling together for terribly long, knowing our bad luck. But we sat down, and we recovered for a while. And we recovered after Baldrick threw a firebomb at Rahua for daring to add more people to the people currently overflowing the damn people's tenement. My house. Not calling it that. No, fuck you. I'm resisting you, Rahua. I grab Hulky's forehead and push him into his chair. Yeah. And with that, we sat down and we rested after Baldrick and Vina had a heart-to-heart and a talk about existence. And then we awoke, and then we saw the giant, well, not really giant, just sort of tall, vampiric figure who was looming over us all the while as we approached a... What would you describe it as, Thurston? Because I'm halfway between, like, a cathedral and, like, some kind of aqueduct. It was an ominous underground cathedral. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And we tried to talk to him, and he talked like the Count from Sesame Street. And he whisked Tannhauser away into some kind of strange, bizarro pocket dimension. And now we're going to try and figure out how to rectify that situation, because we kind of need him. He's one of the players. It's necessary. That's that guy, not Kevin. Fiendish. It is not Kevin. And I believe that is everything that happened last time. I believe. Believe. Yes, no, that is where we ended up leaving off. Before we... Uh-oh. Question. Uh-oh, Thurston, your mic's not picking you up if you're talking quietly. Lamau? One sec, one sec, one sec. I have a question for you, speaker. I might have an answer. Right. You find yourself in an area of open, wondrous sky. But as you've emerged from this room, the question I have is how do you respond when you are confronted with this? The image of a gaping mouth, human-esque creature seeping black liquid from its jaw, from wounds in its clothing, holding a gun that appears not to work. And there are several. Is it just walking up to me? Is it talking to me? There are about a dozen of them. One of them, in particular, who was the one who shouted something completely inaudible at the end of our last session, has a, like, slightly more boiled-over appearance, as though black, tumorous masses are taking over half of their face. They have a strange curved blade that looks like it has a cut out of it that seems very odd and out of place. And they are advancing towards you, the leader having shouted something. I'm on a skyship, yes? You are on a skyship, yes. I am on a mast, yes. You are flying over a set of beautiful, idyllic mountains. Is, is there a mast? Yes, yes, there is a mast. Is there anyone in the mast? Uh, give me a perception check. Okay, let's rock. That is going to be a 22. You do not see anyone up at the top of the mast, or in the crow's nest, that is up. All right, I'm going to see the situation. You know, I've always had a special enmity for illusions. I'm going to take out my grappling hook, shoot it at the crow's nest, and I'm going to attempt to ascend to the crow's nest, and try and get away from the encroaching horde. Yeah, give me a, um, give me an attack roll. Sure thing. Okay. That is a three-five. Uh, yes. So you manage to Batman your way up. Uh, flying, pulled up into the, in towards the crow's nest. However, as you do, you fly, and the sky around you shatters. Like, you, it's like you hit a thing of glass that breaks, and you find yourself tumbling. And then, then you, then you, you stop feeling anything at all. And we cut to our main party, uh, the rest of the group. Back in this, this, this cathedral, you've all sort of taken your first steps in. Uh, how are you all approaching this situation? Stoff. Okay. The rest of you? Not a bad idea. Um, so it's just a, just a long, empty hallway right now. Uh, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna keep watch of the area. I'm gonna look for anything like doors, or any entrance and exits point, exit points. Okay. All right, uh, give me perception and a stealth check, and, uh, the rest of you, if there's anything you want to do, please let me know. Uh, flat 20. Flat 20? Okay. Orton rolls, uh, perception for a 19 on the die for a total of 36. That's pretty good. I rolled a 35. Nice. Okay, so, uh, Baldrick, you are, you are stealthing, um, in the shadows of this, you know, immense hallway, kind of staying on the, and then the sides, hiding through some of the, the, the abutments and juts that come out of the wall. Um, Oren, you're, you're slowly advancing forward, really taking a chance to, to look over everything. Um, but it's not what you see, as you're perceiving, it's what you hear. You hear something that just kind of permeates everything. It's, it's almost inaudible, but as you, you tightly listen, you just hear this bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, like a heartbeat. Orton will motion to the rest of the team, kind of, like, motioning with his hand, his wings, like, it's this way. I hear it like a, you know, you know, you know, like the sound that goes, yes, I hear you. Yeah. Like, like a heartbeat? It's, it's like when you find, like, a really good piece of food in your, in your chest area goes, your heart, you mean? It's, it's a heartbeat, it's definitely a heartbeat. Yeah, the booboo. Orton, do you, do you know what a heart is? He looks down. No. It's, it's okay, buddy, you have one in there. I don't know how big it is. It's probably very big relative to its actual size, like, in a metaphorical sense. Either way, we should give you a biology lesson later when we don't die. Thurston, what would I roll to determine if Orin has an enlarged heart that could be a potential, uh, complication later on? Medicine. No. Uh, 21. Um, you're not exactly sure. There's some irregularities with the heartbeat compared to a, a normal humanoid, uh, like a non-birded humanoid. Um, you, you'd need to cut open to determine more. Okay, I'm not gonna do that, so, you know. Okay. It's all good. I think I'm gonna be able to, I'd shoot for, I'd shoot for the 20 to figure out that without having to do that, you know? Thurston. Fair. That's fair. Yes, Hulky. You may not cut him open. I would, no, I'm not gonna cut Orin open, and we're not gonna vivisect him right now. I would like to make a medicine check to determine if Orin has Cetus and Versus. Okay. I'm too dumb to know what that is. This bit. Yeah, what's. I'm so glad you asked and don't know about that, Zorin, because it turns out that there is a non, a non-insignificant amount of people. This is a real thing, a real actual condition. People can just have the internal layout of their organs reversed, and they simply would not know until they got into surgery and they were opened up. It's so common that, like, many hospitals are untrained for this. You just don't know if a person's, like, improperly made until you crack them open. So Orin may just have a weird internal anatomy that's atypical for astrex. Give me a medicine check. I will give you a medicine check. I'm gonna die in the shadow dimension, dude. I'm so glad. 27. Well, no, speaker, bear in mind, this whole bit is taking, like, five seconds to resolve. Okay, with a 27, Ruhua, you are able to tell that everything is on the right side of Orin's anatomy. Do you mean the correct side? The correct side, yes. Okay, good. The entire left half of his body is empty. Yeah, it's hollow. It's for him to fit more coconuts over there. However, as Ruhua, as you start analyzing your friend in depth like this, you two begin hearing the rhythmic, pounding heartbeat reverberating through everything. Well, Orin, I have great news for you in that your body is not fucked up and strange like it could have very well have been. So everything's where it's supposed to be. However, I do hear the telltale heartbeat. And At-Ruhua, now hearing the strange beating of the heart, will take his hand, hold it over his own chest, and he will cast Vital Beacon for the next minute. Right? Sure. He brought it into the chat. Boom. As his core begins to glow with an anarchic lambency. Okay. This will help us later if we, well, you'll know it if you need it. You like glow with Vital Beacon on yourself, just whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like imagine his like jet black core. It's now glowing with a kind of orange light. Want to touch your orb? You don't have to touch my orb. You can just touch him. Okay. Do you want to touch my orb? Maybe later. Oren goes through the thumping sound. As you ponder orbs and continue walking, you look down to see there is someone further down the hall. It's really hard to get distance here because it looks as though the hall stretches on for infinity, but it doesn't, um, you see what appears to be, um, an older man who's struggling with a door. Um, he's in robes, like almost like a bathrobe. Um, he has sort of short, well cut gray hair and he's trying to open a door. Uh, excuse me. You know, Oren kind of like bird hops over, like very excitedly, like, are you the one with the loud heart? Oh, heart, heart, heart, heart. Oh, no, no, no, oh, not me, no. Can you help me with this door? It's closed. I don't know why it's closed. Oh, sure. Why are you trying to get inside? Oren starts fiddling with the door. I don't know. I think it's important, this door. Important? Important, yes. There'll be a lot of important stuff behind doors, but what do you feel like behind the door besides just important? Uh, I don't know. I, I, something, I'm forgetting. But when we open it or no. It's like, wow, Charlie. Hey, guys, over here. There's a half-naked man trying to open up a door. Baldrick is sneaking up. He's remaining out of sight. Yeah. Well, that sounds like a great time. Ruhua will also follow along to the half-naked man. Yeah. Okay. Vina approaches. Hello? It's stuck. I see. And do you know at all what's behind it? Any idea? You said it's important. It's important. I, I'll remember when I open it. Yeah, but why would you remember when you're open it? Also, why is your peep this out? What? Why are you naked? I, I, I, I just had to, had to, any, like, the old man kind of turns his, his gaze towards you. He's got sort of like a, like a rounded top to the head that tapers down. He's, like, got various ridges, a massive, massive forehead. Like, the hair doesn't start till the back. Um, like, almost like a half balding going on. Um, it's like eyes sort of squint. Oh, um, huh. I think I must have woken up for a bit. I, I'm thinking it's, it's through here and I'll remember. What's your name, sir? My, my name, that, that, that's not important. It might be. Here, I'm Veena, nice to meet you. And you are? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Tanhauser! Pardon? Hmm. Is that, is that not, is that not right? Um, um, no. Oh, I'm, uh. Oren attempts the door. Okay. Does it open? Um, it's, it's kind of stuck. Um, so, like, so, like, you feel like you could, like, put some, put some back into it, like an athletics type thing. Or you could, like, try to, like, pick the lock, maybe? Mr. Rahua? Yes, Oren? Rahua, maybe, maybe that's it. Am I Rahua? Was that me? No, no, that's not you. Oh. Yes, hello, I am Rahua. You pass you. Rahua. Rahua. Can you, can you try kicking down the door? Yeah, sure. Rahua will try bashing down the door. Yeah. Give me an athletics check. Okay. That did. Yeah, here you go. Wow! 21. You smack it once, kind of bounce back as you do. The, the, the old man shudders. Oh, close, I think. More. Yes, close, I think. It's a very sturdy door It is Baldrick, what are you doing during this? Watching with Disdain once again Attaching coring charge No, I don't have many of those left I have to save it for something that'll be important Probably not blowing open this Man's Alzheimer door What can I do? Yeah, I don't really have much I can do here I don't trust this scenario Worth a damn I'll tell you what Give me a description of what's going on around here What's this area look like Beyond just the door and the old It's basically an endless hall That you've found yourself in And there's this door that is off To your perception Of left down this hallway This old man is there In this sort of bathrobe Trying to open it with your allies around You're sort of hidden between Two of the pillars that rise up By some of the windows Right What's the ceiling look like? Is it still fine? Is it still an actual ceiling? Yeah, it's like It's a thickened stone ceiling It's got like The pillars sort of rise up And then curve in Similar to some of the artwork We have on the screen But as you look It kind of takes on a strange shape You can actually give me a perception check on that Okay, I'll do that for you Perception Go Eh, 17 There's something very Like odd and familiar About the architecture here But you're not able to quite piece it together Alright In that case He's just gonna like He's gonna probe the perimeter As far as he'll go But he's gonna explore a little bit Without getting too far away from the party Yeah, sure, sure, sure So you can still keep Using your stealth check And carry on a bit forward To keep looking down As you do that Oh no, you don't have to make a new one We'll keep your old Your 35 there Because that was really solid So you've never really broken it yet So back to the door Could you Could you try again? We can do it together Mr. Hua I'll try to do like A wind gust and stuff And you can try another kick Sure Actually, you know what I think my My pick might be a little bit better Than my leg Let's try it Let's Let's tag team the door Alright So Oren Oren asked the man to Step back real quick Oh yeah, of course Of course He's like Stand back real quick And he'll cast Gale Blast To try to basically Push the door open As Rahua tries to smack it Okay Hey, give me Give me another athletics check Okay I learned this one When breaking into a home Three years ago What? 29 So with the wind-powered push There There's like The man like Kind of his eyes go wide There's this This like Moment of recollection As he stares And he's like You tamper with things You do not understand And as that happens The pick smashes through Just enough to make a hole And as that hole happens Like the door Almost begins to implode Like it's being sucked Through the other side It looks like Almost a piece of paper That's being crinkled up And then sucked through And the man He gasps slightly And then says Not mine And could everyone Give me a fortitude save Baldrick You can give me A fortitude save With a plus four bonus Oh, okay Oh, shucks Alright Oren rolled a Seven You knocked my dice Over to be on a one Fortitude save For a total of 22 Okay I got a 32 total On mine I got a 17 For a total of 33 Uh, 37 Okay Oren You find yourself Sucked Into this doorway Uh, the rest of you Are able to like Hold on But there is just A black maw That is sucking Everything into it From this doorway Can I quickly Try to grab Oren's wrist? Um, you can give me A reflex save But if it doesn't go well That might reduce Your chances Of being stable Vina Can I assist? Because I'm like Right there with him You too can give me A reflex save Vina I will give you A reflex save Uh, 27 Okay Okay Bonus to this No Rukuba Rukuba Vina There we go There we go Like there's this moment As Tree grabs Or As Vina grabs Oren And then Tree Grabs Vina Uh, you're able to like Clutch on Uh, holding tightly Uh, before There's like a Clam of wind And all of you Are hurled back Uh, against the Opposite wall Uh, as And then where the Door was Is just stone Huh I don't think We were supposed To open that Door The old man Is now shuffling Away Hey What was that for? There's another There's another Door over here No, no, no Let's Let's not open More of these Doors That lead to Black holes This one This one This one I think is Oh, it's open It can open He's like Sticking his hand Out towards The knob Kind of turning it Should we just Let him get Sucked in? No, I feel Like he's Possibly Important Could it be Wait Hold on Do we have any Reference for what Cayman might look Like? Uh, actually Do we? Have we seen Like portraits of him? No Oh Not in his house Nope We wouldn't know We wouldn't know If it was him or not Remember the one time You looked at a portrait It kind of fucked with you So then You actually made it A point of not looking At portraits of that That's after that Wait Wait Uh Old Old bald man Come back Hold on This door opens And like You see him Open a door And step through But like He's slightly Further away So you can't see What's in the door Am I any closer To him Than they are? Yes You would You could Probably peek And take a look Um It looks to be Like a A stone chamber Um With some light Sort of coming Into it But it's It's at a weird angle You're not seeing much I'm gonna inch Towards it Quietly Okay And When I am close enough I presume he's going To shut the door Behind him Right Uh No As you inch towards What you see Is something that Kind of takes you Aback There is A jail cell Specifically A jail cell That you have Been in Several times Before Oh my god And on the Ground Of that jail cell Is Tannhauser On the floor Family guy He's kind of You can tell He's groggily Coming to Um His grappling Hook Is on the ground Beside him Tanny What happened I was on An airship Oh shit For real Yes for real But for fake Also I'll groggily Get up Rub my Rub my forehead He was all Rotten Everyone on the Airship Were rotten Skeleton Pirates With fake Guns They were Surrounding me I took I took My grappling Hook I tried To repel To the Crow's nest To try To put Distance Between myself And the Foe And then When I Came to Oh This fucking Place again I do not Like The Declan Estate Is there Anything else In this Thing This Chamber Besides Tannhauser Well Tannhauser As you Sort of Get up Like You can See There's A door In the Wall That Leads Out But Then You can See That The Cell Door Of The Cell You're In Is Open And There Is An Hunched Man In A In A Bathrobe Shuffling Towards The End Of The Hall And He Seems To Open Another Door And Travel Through It You See That Guy On Your Airship No Who Is He Well He Opened A Door That Tried To Eat Us So He Doesn't Seem To Remember Who He Is He Introduced Himself As Tannhauser Well He's Not I'm Tannhauser Are You Sure Yes I'm Sure Who Else Would I Be Or Pokes Tannhauser With His Staff Like Yeah See Something The Real Tannhauser Would Say Revolution Ah That's Him Yes Yeah That's Actually Tannhauser That That Was Really Easy Or Hugs Tannhauser I Thought You Did I Return The Hug But I Won't Show Any Emotion I Will Just Return The Hug And Pat Him He Just Stands Stiltly Looking Straight Forward Just Patting But There's Like A Single Tear Still Angry Eyebrows But Just Like Very Comforting Body Language But The Head Has Moved At All Looking Like Straight Forward Everybody Else He Stands Up Hugging Orrin It Just Turns Into A Headlock No No I Would Never Do That To My Boy My Bird Boy He's My Boy Orrin Checks On Tannhauser Make Sure He Has No Wounds Or Anything Did You Get Hurt At All You Just Pats I Don't Believe So Just A Bit Of Scrap Perhaps I Don't Have Any Debilitating Conditions Nothing Nothing Nothing Beyond What You Would Have Had No No Scurvy No No Rot Scurvy Well Just In Case Orrin Takes Out Some Leeches Put One Of These Leeches On You All Right And I'll Put A Leech On My Forehead It Just That Should Help Heal Up Any Minor Wounds All Right I'll Take A Point Of Damage From The Leech And It'll Just Slowly Grow More And More Swollen As The Adventure Continues The The Leech Is Your Backup Character Yes Alpha Busa Why'd You Get In Here Resident Evil Zero I'm Very Lightheaded Maybe I Should Have More Leeches It Takes The Leech Now You Eat It You You Take What It Takes You Keep What You Kill Where Did You Go To Medical School Orrin The Forest I'll Eat The Leech Baldrick Is Trying To Move The Story Forward I Will Follow Baldrick As He Moves The Story Forward That's A Good Idea Here's Another Leech I'm Glad You're Okay Mr. Tenhauser But He Looks Around The Jail Cell Everyone Like Mr. Baldrick Do you Find A Way Out Of Here I'm Hidden No One Sees Me Our Best Bet Might Honestly Be To Follow That Guy We Might As Well It Seems As If We're Not Getting Out Of This Place Unless We Play By Its Rules Yeah Baldrick Will Be Trying To Tail The Old Man As Best He Can Will Follow Indeed Yeah You Continue On Towards Another Door Which Is Open It Seems To Seems To Have A Bit Of Fog Oh No Yeah Like Like A Gray Sort Of Foggy Area Now Everyone Calm Down Just Because A Door Has Fog In It Doesn't Mean That There's Going To Be Some Sort Of Hideous Boss Fight On It Does Does Not Mean That It Happened The Last Time You're All Being Paranoid I Cast Stone Skin On Myself Yeah Exactly Can We Get Some Buffs Going Okay Can I Get A Haste The Real Question Um As I I I I I'll Go With The Vina Or Go With The Vina And Be Like I I'll Get You Haste It Like Mr Tanhauser What I Forgot How To Cast Haste What Do You Mean You Forgot How To Cast Haste I Don't Remember The Words I Don't Remember The Thing The Spell Do You Remember To Cast Haste You Have To Say Words Of Of Course I Remember I How Do I Yeah And I'll Hand Vina My Potion Of Quickness So As As You If You Drink It Orin Will At The Same Time Just Go Like Ha And Then Just Try To Cast Haste On You And But I Guess He'll Think He Succeeded Beautiful Wow Good Job Orin Wow Thanks I Have A Quick Question What's The Potion Of Quickness Do Haste For A Minute Yeah Okay In That Case I'm Also I'm Really Just Gonna Pass Vina Two Things Quietly Just Into Her Hands And She's Gonna Be Like Where Did These Come From Where Those Come From You Are Given A Quicksilver Mutagen And A Cheetah's Elixir Oh Shit I'm Getting So Much Juice I Need To Post This Somehow How Do I Make It Appear In The In The Chat Again Thurston How Do I Put It In My Inventory Let Me Check Here One Second Wait That Would Be The War Hams PCs I Don't Want Them We Don't Want That No I Want We Can Bring Them Here Anyway It's True Yeah Can Bring Them For Backup Just Play Two People At The Same Time Oh Wait They're Level Five They're Gonna Fucking Die One Of Them Is Already Dead True I Think If You Click The Use Button Will That Make It Show Up In Chat Don't Do The Use Button Consume It Are You Trying To Display It In Chat You Click The Left There Okay Elixir Lesser Greater Or Moderate Greater Greater That's Great You Gain A Plus Ten Foot Status Bonus To Your Speed For One Hour And Then The Quick Silver Mutagen Moderate Greater Lesser Greater Moderate Moderate I Will Remove The Quick The Cheetah's Elixir From My Thing Introduce My Quicksilvers To One And Then It's The Potion Of Quickness Vina Goes Very Fast We Giving Her All The Powerful Cocaine Fuck Yeah Orn Will Spin His Actual Haste Spell Go Like I Know How To Do It Now He Will Go Hmm And How's You're Gonna Get Yourself Right With With With With With Haste No I Don't Have Haste Okay He Will Whoop To Tannhauser Ah Thank You There You Go So He'll Cast Haste On You He Will His Other Spells Are Nothing But Heal And He Will Call For Gorgamonger So He Can Just Walk Gorgamonger Now Be Out Prime Ready He's All Healed Up And Stuff So That Is Much Preparation Actually Uh Oren Will Go Around To Everyone's Weapons And Cast Mossy Weapon On Them Nice I Will Go To Venus Weapon And I Will Cast Ghostly Weapon On It It It's Gonna Be Really Funny If This Isn't A Boss Room Oh He's So Upset Won't There Be Egg On Well Luckily My Fucking Mutagems Last For A While So You Know That's True I'm Gonna Go Ahead And As Tanhauser Is Going To Vina Rahua Is Going To Go To Tanhauser Just Coughing A Bit Sorry It's All Good Rahua Is Going To Stick His Ethereal Fingers Into Tanhauser A Little Bit What Are You Doing I'm Helping You Shut Up We're The Right Right Now Hulky Word That Better Right Now Okay I'm Gonna Be Real I Don't Think What You Said To Me Was English You'll Have To Say It Again Word That To Me Better Right Now I'm Going To Stab My Fingers Into Tanhauser's Flesh Thank you That's Better Thank you It's Better Than Inserting Your Fingers Into Tanhauser Fan Artists Don't Fan Artists Don't Winks We're Not Gonna We Can't Stop Them You Know We Can't Stop Them Friggin Sweet Are We All Are We All Buffed I'm Gonna Drink I'm Gonna Drink My Quicksilver Mutagen Now Just So I Can Have It I'm Gonna Save Drinking The Potion For The Start Of Battle What's Up The Quicksilver Mutagen Does That Provide Quicken Or Is That A Different Status It Gives A Plus Two Item Bonus Acrobatics Stealth Checks Thievery Checks Reflex And Dexterity Based Attack Rules And You Gain An Additional Plus Ten Foots To Hey Thirsten Actually I just Realized Something Does That Mean That Odo Is Now Getting A Plus 20 No This Bonuses Of The Same Type Don't Stack Yeah So I Will Probably Well Then Shit Actually Don't Drink That Drink The Cheetah Elixir Just Give Or Because Tannhauser Is Going To Be Hasted I Mean So The Full Bonus Helps Me If I Need Battlefield Medicine Yeah Give It To Give It To I Was Like Well Maybe It Stacks Can I Just Drop It On You Whenever We Get In There I Can Put The Effect On Me You Can Just Do It Now Honestly Because It Last An Hour Yeah I Have The Effect I Very Helpful Will Alive The Longest I I I I I'm Here To Take Shit And Give Out Healing But You Gotta Stay Alive Yeah Now I Can Move 40 Feet That's Pretty Good Uh Yeah I'll Do The Potion Of Quickness First And Then The Quicksilver Mutagen Later And Just For Reference I Use Juvenile Flight It Goes Once Per Day I Would Look To Thurston And Go Would That Would You Allow That To Be Up Again Or Will It Be Expired I'll Allow It To Be Up Okay Oh God This Really Isn't A Boss Room This Is Just Like Yes I Will Piss Off The Players Here In A Couple Seconds Rahua Is Going To Flex His Exoskeleton Manifest Some Wonderful Little Orange Crystals And Flowing Anarchic Energies As He Manifests Soulforge Armin On His Body And His Shield She Has And Never Fucking Uses Cool Arcane Cascade Fuck You Arcane Cascade Okay I think We're all Pretty Much Buffed Up And Ready To Go Thurston I Don't Got Much More I Can Produce Oh Wait Zorrin Am I Sorry Zorrin Did You Cast Haste On Me Is That What That Uh I Cast I Cast Haste Drink The Quicksilver I'm Gonna Drink The Potion Gotcha You Got The Potion I Did Haste On Tanhauser Okay So Be sure To Drag Those Buffs Onto Your Character Sheet Cause You Don't See Your Token They'll Apply It On It Yep Stepping Through The Gate Indeed Can I Stealth Through The Gate Thurston You Can Absolutely Okay I'm Gonna Do That Because I'm Just Gonna Do That There's No Active Encounters I'm Just Gonna Have To Do Still I'm Gonna Backflip Through The Gate So I Can Use Acrobatics For My Initiative Okay Can Just Build Panache Through The Gate Imagine You Know How Slow Like The Character Goes Through The Gate In Dark Souls Imagine You Like You Backflip And You Like Slowly Backflip Through The Gate All Right All Right Chat Well It's The Most Epic Boss Fight In History Don't Do It We're Gonna Fight Old Man Wither Welcome Back Gil Oh no It's Loading Oh no Fuck Oh No We're Back in The Solitude God Dammit No Not The Fucking Solitude No It is A good Thing I Didn't Drink That Potion Yet You You Take Your First Sloshing Steps Into The Rainy Swamplands Explode In The Far Distance You See An Old Man Trudging Through The Area Can Everyone Give Me A Will Save Please Okay Oh no Wilbur's Save Gives Me A 26 Okay Oh That was Almost A 19 That's 16 For May Okay Oren Got A Seven On The Die For A Total Of 24 Wow Okay Both of You Got Resolve That's Very Useful I Got A I Got A Nine Die For A Total Of 28 Okay Rahua Yeah As you And your Allies Step Through You You See Something Different Just Give Me A Moment Here Um Cause When You Walk Through Whilst Everyone Sees The Swamp And You Also See The Swamp To A Degree As You Step Through The The Area Seems To Take On A Different Appearance For You Um I Am Going To Pull Just You To This Scene Oh Oh Polky Oh And Then I'm Going To To Show You The Thing That You See Oh Gosh Where The Old Man Is Standing Probably About 120 Ish Feet Away Here Um Yeah Give Me Just One Sec Here Um You Should Wait Um Okay I Think This Will Show To You You See That Okay Okay You Got I Got It All Right So Yeah So All Of You Come Out In The Swamp You're Just Like What The What The What The And Rahua How Do You React To What You Are Seeing Oh Well I Have Good News Bad News And Possibly Worse News What It Looks Like Solitude The Good News Is That We're Not In The Solitude Uh-huh The Bad News Is That We've Found The Man Of The House And And as You say That Everyone Else You Start To See The Solitude Begin To Wash Away It's Like The Rain That's Falling From The Sky Is Literally Peeling Back Like A Painting That's Being Rubbed Off Until You Find Yourselves In An Immense Stone Chamber Um With A Circular Indentation In The Floor Um About 20 Feet Or So Ahead Of You Um And As You You See This You All Also See Um At The Far End Of The Wall About 120 Feet Away Something Embedded On The Wall It's A It's A Stone Face Like The Many Faces Of Outset But Unlike The Faces Of Outset This One Has Features The Same Features As The Old Man You Just Saw In The Hall Um And The Old Man Face Is Pulled Back In A Scream In A Face That's Maybe 15 20 Feet Wide On On The Far End Of The Of The Area I'm Going to Get All Of You To Please Rule Initiative Everyone But Rahua Whatever Skill You're Using You're Going To Take A Minus Four Circumstance Penalty As You Kind Of Cope With The Reality Here I Rolled A Stealth To Get In Here Is That Going To Be Mine I'll Use That I'll Just Apply The Minus It'll So You Said Minus Four Yeah Okay Sorry For Some Reason Foundry Is Goofing On Don't Let It Goof On You That's Not Good Orange Initiative I rolled A 12 The Minus Four For A Total Of 27 Cool For Rekua I rolled A 19 Die For Total Of I'm Sorry Total Of 33 I Can't Do Math This Is What It Totals Out To Be Awesome And It's A Minus Four Initiative Minus Four Yeah Just Because Of The Failed Save Here To Start Makes Sense Oh Oh Oh Oh You Got The Virus Mamma Mia Oh Yeah Thirst And It Didn't Actually Apply Any Of The Things I Drank Onto Me Yeah You Have To Manually Drag The Effects Onto Your Token So If You Just Scroll Up In Chat They Should Be In There All Right So Tan Hauser My Good Friend My Amigo Yeah How You Doing You Think So Okay You Get A Feeling Let's Let's See What Our Patrons Have Um Oh Dear Hmm Hmm All Right Patrons Why do I get the boss And I think Legends of the Hidden Temple I don't know You must now go to the cathedral of Huggabal and find the monkey staff Oh my god Where is the monkey staff Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I'm gonna use this one This one's from Rowey It's called Inverted Controls Uh oh Interesting Um Yeah Something Goes haywire In Tannhauser's Systems Um I will remember this Okay Um So here is the immense chamber You see the The face On the opposite wall Um As you kind of Come into this chamber Um I should describe it a bit more There is like Um Plinths that go up to a ceiling That is high above At least At least 80 feet Maybe higher But it goes into pure darkness Up above Um As you As you kind of come in And see all of this You can see that the pillars Support a room That up ahead Has stained glass windows That overlook a large circular Indentation in the floor Um And then you see the The sort of face That is jutting out of the wall The face itself Is actually Um Like Vertically aligned I just have it Jutting out that five feet To represent Sort of where it's Butting out from the wall Um But the token there Just represents it Kind of emerging From the wall Its mouth is open In a Rictus style scream Rahua You can go first Absolutely Uh Thirsten Can I also Ask to have Off guard And will eyes Remove from me As they've been allied Since three months ago No No I will not Allow this Okay Why Why are you so needy Makes a good point Fine You're no longer Grabbed Why do you want to play Why do you want to play The game Idiot Yeah It's done Thank you Rahua will Step forward Uh Master Cademan We've come To seek An audience With you Are you still With us The Rictus scream Statue Does not seem To reply That was One action To move forward You have two left That is excellent Oh Oh dear Uh Tell you what Rahua's gonna start Using the remaining actions That he has to move Not there instead But we're just gonna move There A little Yeah Okay I'm gonna try and get Out of the direct light Of Whatever he Could be Or whatever He sent across the room I don't feel like Standing in one place Is going to be Beautiful Okay Okay Sounds uh Sounds good Sounds good I like it I like it Alright that's gonna be Your go Yep Alright Oren you're up Oren will look at Gorgamonger And uh He's like Come on buddy Wee Yeah Wee Oren Seeing this Vast chamber In front of him I'm like I'm talking like Just for podcasts There's about like What is it Like 130 something feet Yeah It's a big room Yeah Is this face For who has Kind of come up By one of these pillars And Oren Will Be cautious enough They're gonna step up Near the inner This big inner circle That's near this room And he'll instruct Gorgamonger To come up with him Okay That's for majority Of his Uh Some of his actions It's been one of those actions To do that But he will also Uh Anticipate Uh What might be happening So he will look To one point into the ground 30 feet near him And he will cast Healing well He will look near The inner part Of the circle And he'll kind of Put his hands together And he will cast This one center point In there To kind of go Whoa whoa whoa whoa And he's like Well guys If anything happens Just Just touch that And You'll be able To get healed And what healing well Does Like you call forth The well of healing That you and your allies Can draw from later The well appears As a disc Of shimmering light To the ground In a square you touch Uh Well it says 30 feet Yeah Range 30 feet That's weird Uh Square your touch At any time During the duration If you and your ally Are adjacent to the well The character can interact To tap into the well's power Recovering 48 hit points And the well has been tapped Five times The spell ends The well is made Of energy Did it all That other stuff Use the ability To increase the amount Healing yeah It's fine So That's just for context Of everybody And I'm gonna put it If you could help me Thurston by putting A little uh Thing there I'll put it right In this area On that square Okay one sec You can just put Like a little Just Indicator I can get you I see the square Give me one sec Here Whoa Anybody remember Like I think It was like Burning Crusade World of Warcraft Remember that Like well of light Priest had Oh yeah I was imagining that Yeah Think of it like that Yeah that could work out So I'm gonna Pop that out That'll be the end Of Ornn's turn Game paused Game paused Sorry Okay Oh Okay cool Baldrick you're up Using all of my movement Let's see This would be 30 normally Because I have Like 20 Wait what's my move Normally Shit I thought we're quickened If you've done movement Potentially I know Oh the quicken Just gives you The extra action So I actually have 30 in total Good Wanted to verify that So I can actually Move 90 What I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna move 60 to there If you can move me There Thurston I have an idea Oh sorry To where Sorry You should be able To move your token Right Well no The issue is Is like When I try to Map it out It doesn't show up Never mind Doesn't matter Alright So I move to About there And Baldrick Notices light Pouring in from Over here Yes What am I looking At It's a stained Glass Depiction That As you look At it You can tell It's like It's a stylized Image But it looks To be wrong Do you have Religion at all You know Me No It's untrained You can give me An untrained check For it I'll do Untrained Improvisation Heck yeah There you go Means I have A plus 10 at it Well yeah Roll it up Get a 26 Yeah it's like The symbol of The first house But it's just Been like Garbled Like it went Through like Four AI Generators Like it's Wrong It's It's It's like An interpretation Of it from Someone who was Told how to How to To make it And then Did it wrong Anyways Okay Uh I think that's All I can do Uh Will you move Because how far That was all Your move To get there It was two moves To get there And then I Checked I looked at Yeah no no I wouldn't Count that Like I'm not Making you Recall knowledge For that so The light Coming from it Yeah Can I make A check To determine If it looks Safe to be in Um It It's not Doing anything Unnatural So Good enough For me For now I guess I'm gonna Move 30 Forward Sure To There I'm still Stealth as far As I know Right Yep Absolutely Good And Okay Time for face Yeah Oh He's gonna Shoot a beam The big face Rahua Wait That's the wrong Character Um The face First of all Okay Uh First of all It Um Unleashes Like a A scream But the sound Of the scream Is unnatural Like It's It's like A weird Reverberating Um Like Almost like A dubstep Through the air But the air Ripples around it It flies out Towards Gorgamong Munger Oh Um Oh Yeah Critical Gorg So Just give me One sec Here I have to Update a thing Gorgamonger Turns into a Black hole And goes Oh And disappears Oh Oh no Gorgamonger Uh Takes 60 points Of damage Ah Um And like Like you see Like Gorgamonger's Head goes Back And like Blood Starts coming out Through the Through Through like Teeth Um Like even It's like Wooden Wooden Eyes Start to Some Wood Like Bleed a bit There's like This This Pressure It's Thrashing Gorgamonger's Thrashing Its head All of you See this Um And as This happens Along the Sort of Path of that There's like A crackle In the Air Um And what Ends up Happening Is like A cloud Appears Further Up north It Crackles Um With stormy Energies It looks Like a Almost like A black Cloud That just Appears Out of Nowhere But there's Electricity In it And as You focus On that That appears You can See the Sort of Bath Robed Um Like Man Inside This Cloud And you Just hear This I see You I see You You Shouldn't Be Here Um And that's Whatever the Hell this Things go Uh Tanhauser Okay This is all Horrifying Um I am Going to Let's see I am in My arcane Cascade So I do Get my Additional So I believe That puts my Movement At 35 I can Come to Here Um And let's See how Far away Is Uh Stonehead Stonehead Is 90 Feet Away It's a Long way Um Okay So that That beam That happened Do I get The sense That uh Your friend And mine Stone man Had to like Aim that Beam Um You're Like it was Clear Like did Some kind Of focus On gorgamonger Okay Um I am Going To uh I spent One action To stride I'm going To activate Um My Uh Nanite Trout Yeah And I'm Going to Give myself Um Uh Uh Uh Concealment Okay So that way Hopefully If I am Targeted I can Uh Dodge tank And that's All my actions Okay Cool That will Bring us To Veena The Fast The Fast Veena The Swift Veena The Fast Uh Well first I have got To uh Down That Potion The Potion So I'm going My potions Are too powerful For you Stop That's what The head Looks like To me now All right Uh yeah I'm going To uncork Potion Of quickness And down It with Uh Frightening Party girl Speed Yep Um Oh it didn't Give me the Status Yeah you have To drag it On You have to Drag it On The status Has to get Dragged On to you That's all I can One sec One sec One sec I got you I got you Drink this Silver goop That hurts You I I don't Think I Can I Double up On the Potion Of quickness And the Quicksilver Mutagen Quicksilver Does up Things other Than the Potion Of quickness Yeah Oh I thought I couldn't Double up Oh no You can Because one Of them Increases Your move Speed One of Them just Gives you The extra Action Right Correct Oh I guess I should Have downed Them both Before the Fight Then Oopsie Yeah That's Why I Downed Mine If You If You Want I Can Okay I'm Actually Gonna Do you Want Like Do you Want to Just say I'll say You downed It You'd Know how The potions Work So Oh Sure Which One was That That was The Quicksilver Mutagen Correct Here I Think I Can Where do I drag It Just onto My token There you Go There it Go You took A little Bit of Damage But that's Just how Yeah That's How it Works That's Okay Sick Nasty My Movement Speed Is now Ridiculous So Yeah First action I downed The potion Second action I'm going To I would Like to Take Kind of A running Leap Into the Air Okay To get Some panache Hell yeah Do a flip Over Gorgamonger As you Travel Oh yeah And could I Could I Yeah Could I Do that With my Movement Jumping Into the Air Yeah so So you're Just doing Like an Acrobatics Check as You're kind Of Himmying About is Your plan Here I'm Guess And you Get bonuses To acrobatics Because of The Quicksilver Wow Yeah Yeah You know What I Would allow You to Effectively Do like a Tumbley Through Type Thing in The Air That's Fine Yeah So I Will go Ahead And do That Seems Cinematic So fuck Yeah So I'll Just move My movement Speed Depending on If I Flub this Or not I Didn't Flub that With a 26 No You'll You'll Move Half Speed For the First One That That'd Be The Only Thing So Okay Half Speed For the First One You'll Still Get Panache You're Kind Of Doing A Cool Like Rep And Then You Can Move Regular For The Rest So Oh That'd Be 20 Feet Would Be My Half Move And As I'm In the Air I'm Going to Spend My Last Two Actions To Pop Wings Of Air Fun Play Effect Yay There It Goes Cool So Veena's Just Going to Take A Running Leap Kind Of Vaulting Off That Pillar There And Above Gorgomonger Just Going to Snap Out These Two Big Wings That Look To Be Forged Of Cloudy Matter And That's Just Going to Be My Turn Okay Can You Move Anymore Or Wings Of Air Was Two Actions Oh Gotcha Gotcha Okay Cool It If If If If You Right Click On Your Token There's A Little Thing In The Top Left Just Under The Torch Icon That You Can Set Your Height To So It'll Just Let Us Know How High Up You Are So So So You're Like Flying Above Gorgomonger Getting Ready Okay Perfect Round Two Rahua Rahua Will Continue To Move Towards The Other Side Of The Arena Around The Circular Inintation But In Doing So Because He Has Soulforged Armor He Will Begin Levitating Upwards Spend Five Feet To Start Hovering Five Feet Up The Ground I'm Not Moving My Actor That Many And Rahua Will Respond To The Mental Projection Of Caidman Yes I Know We're Not Supposed To Be Here But It Isn't Exactly Easy To Get In Touch With You With How Much Is Above We Would Like To Avoid Any Unpleasant Ness If The Crackling Energy Seems To Seems To Like Shift Like The Figure Within It Seems To Shift Towards You Turn Turn Back They Sent You They Sent You They Did This To Me They Sent You Who Is They We Came Here Of Our Own Volition Any Other Actions You Got Rahula I Mean I Moved Oh I Could Do Something Yeah Speaking Is Not An Action Well That's True It's Just More Like How Much I Will Allow You To Fit Into Like A Thick Second Round Which That Was Fair Oh Dear That'll Be Sufficient For Now I Have One Other Thing But I'm Going To Hold On To That For A Little Bit Cool Orn You Are Up I Pet Cast Gorgamonger So You May Remove Of Token And Like Gorgamonger Turns Back Back Of The Pokeball He's Like Orn Will Activate Fledgling Flight Or Juvenile Flight Rather So Pretty Much I Am Going To Have The Ability To Now Fly And That's One Action Two Action And I See My Friends Dashing About But I Have A Pretty Big Move Speed Now Because Of Flying And Stuff And If I Remember Right I Get An Additional Plus 10 Foot Status Speed To Your Fly Speed So Pretty Much I Go 50 And I'm Going To Just Make Sure Everyone Is Still Safe And Sound I'm Going To Fly Up About 20 Feet You Go Up Up To 20 And That Will Be The Last Bit Of My Actions There Give Me A Perception Check I Perceive I Didn't Want To Do A Recalled Knowledge On But I'm Like I Gotta Get Set Up There's A 24 Yeah You You're Looking Around There's Something There's Something About The Ceiling But You're Not Quite Sure It's Not You're Not You're Not Able To Get A Good Enough Look At It Yet That's The End Of Oran's Turn Aldrich You're Up Ah Well I'm Gonna Uh No You Can You Can Maintain It I Have To At This Point I Have To Do Seek Checks To Detect You So Okay I'm Crossing In front Of The Light Here Yep All right Nothing Nothing I'm gonna Move There Yep And Then I'm Gonna He's Gonna Press Up Against The Wall Here Silently That's My Moves Because I'm Not Doing Too Much Cool QL All right Um So Uh Man of the Manor Goes Um The first Thing it Does Is it Sustains Its Ball And Then Moves One Two Three Four Five The cloud Starts to Move Closer Towards You Rahua Oh Good Uh The figure In it You know Speaking This is Your Final Warning Leave Or Perish Um Then I Believe Due To Distance Yes Uh So You Are Concealed With Your Nanite Surge Is That Or Your Nanite Shroud Yes Um You're Not Hidden Yes So You're Concealed So I Have To Make A Flat Check To Attack You Because You Are The Only One Currently In Range Of This Thing That It Is Aware Of Tan Hauser So You're Tanking Works Here Assuming The Concealment Works So I Will Roll The Concealment Ooh That I Believe Does It Because I Believe Concealed Is Just A Flat Five So That Will That Will Potentially Hit You Potentially Potentially Potentially Um And Then Yeah This Thing Lets Out Like A Horrific Again Like Scream That Reverberates Through The Air Whoops Oh What The No One Sec That Is Why Am I I Think I Might Have Yeah Yeah Okay Okay Okay I Think That Might Be The Wrong Number Let Me Double Check Something That Should Not Be A Crit On You Yeah Oh I See Why Okay Yes Ignore Ignore Ignore That Part It'll Hit You But It Will Not Crit You So That Will Okay Cool So That Will Deal 27 Points Of Mental Damage To You Tan Hauser As Your Brain Is Rocked Back And You You Feel Like Something Is Scraping Through Your Mind And You You Start Having Flashes Back To The Jail Cell Back To The Arena Fight Your Earliest Days With Your Companions Like Something Is Like Trying To Shift Through It And Then For Its Last Action It Creates Another Floating Cloud Hmm Okay Tan Hauser You're Up Okay Uh I Am Going Let's See They Can Move 35 Let's See What Should I Do That Is The Move That Is Not The Movement Tool That's The Measure Tool I Think I Don't Know If These Clouds Have HP I Don't Know If These Are Just Like Stage Hazards Or Normal Hazards Um So I'm Going To Do The Smart Thing And I'm Not Going To Let Myself Get Forked By Two Of Them I'm Going To Move To Here Then I'm Going To See How Far 50 Feet Is Actually You Know What I'm Not Going To Do The Smart Thing I'm Going To Move Back Where I Was Okay I'm Gonna Do The Dumb Thing Okay I Like Dumb Dumb Is Good And I'm Going To See If I Can Can I Target This The Cloud Yeah Um You Could Certainly Try Okay That Tells Me That It Does Not Have Hit Points I'm Going To Do The Smart Thing Now No No No You Know What I Am Invoking That Complication From Earlier And Your Motors Take You There Buster All Right You Want To Play This Game I Do Okay That's Fine I'm Not Afraid Of You Give me Just One Second Okay Please Just Please I need To Double Check How Fast This Spell Makes Me Okay Buster Round Real Quick Okay Um Flowing Strike Gives Me 50 Feet Of Movement Isn't That Sad Um Oh And Don't Tell Him To Use The Caltrops I I Ironically Not A Bad Idea Right Now Um Just Hucking One In There And Seeing What Happens Yeah You Know What It's One Action To Throw Caltrops Right Yes Throwing Some Caltrops Like I'm Throwing Some Caltrops Where It Is Okay And Then For My Other Action I'm Going To Move Over Here And That's Me Done Like The Figure That Is Inside This Cloud Like Stares At You Sort Of Like Almost Like It's Standing In Place And Someone Is Using The Rotate Tool Rather Than It Moving Naturally As You Walk Away And All It Says As You Throw A Caltrop And Run Off Is Insignificant I'll Take That And I'll Continue Walking Towards The Death's Head Okay Uh This Is My True Target Vina Oh Or You Oh He's Got Another Action Yeah Oh No No No Cause It's One To Stride One To Throw Caltrops One To Stride Do You Have A Haste Up Though Yeah You're Hasted Boy I'm Hasted Oh Holy Shit Oh Ow You know We did All that Buffing Before Going In And That Changes The Whole Diddly Darn Game There Sonny Boy Okay Um Attack Him Well Actually I Can't Really I'd Have To Get The Stride Up Closer So Yeah But I Could Stride Up Closer You Could Coming Very Close Actually I'll Move Over Here So I Don't Fuck Over Baldric In Case There's A Beam Yeah Alright That's The Turn He's A Good Tank He's Turning The Boss Away From The DPS Actually Wait No You Are The DPS Ten Houser Turning The Boss Towards The DPS Vina Okay Um Yeah Hug Gamers Alrighty Gamers So I'm Ten Feet Up I'm Going To My Movement Speed Is Now 45 Yep So I'm Going To Move Alright That was The Measurement Tool Gonna Move Here For My First Action Second Action Here Uh Um We could Just Start Attacking This Head Because Third Action Would Get Me Here So No Head So No Head Uh Yeah Third Action Would Get Me Here Uh And Then I'm Going To Strike This Man Attacking Strike This Man Attacking Him With Knives No Oh With My Confident Finisher On That Should Did it Go Come on Now Come on Strike Roll Oh You Missed A Rock Ow I'm I'll Hero Point That Oh Boy Alright Hits There We Go Uh Dimash Eh Eh Uh That Will Be Twenty Nine Points Of Damage Uh We Do Also Have Mossy Weapon I Didn't Know How To Apply That One Since It's Custom I Will I Will Get It Here Yeah Okay Uh All Right Yeah You Managed To To Strike Through You Can Tell Your Weapon Isn't As Effective As You'd Like But The Moss Seems To Like Seep Out Over The Face And It's Kind of Oh Oh All Right Moss Is Working Uh And That Is That Was Four Actions That's My Turn Okay Excellent Don't Think The Quicksilver Mutagen Gives Me Another Action No I Do Not It Does Not It Does Not Give You Double Haste It Just Makes You Better At Doing Dexterous Things That Would Be Funny Though No That Would Be Crink Because Then You Would Only Have One There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Hasted All right Ruhua Unfortunately Leaving Is Not An Option Cateman We Came Here For Info On Your Darling Son But Or Grandson Rather But Either Way It's A Shame We Had To Find Out Everything Else That's Been Going On With You I'm Going To Move My Use All Of My Actions To Get As Close As I Can To The Thing Cool Let me Zoom In So I Can See How Far I'm Moving Because The text Is Too Small I'm Sure You're On Your Move Tool Yeah I'm Measuring It Out Oh Okay And It's Correct I Hardly Ever Use All Of My Actions For Movement Is It Your Move Speed Per Action Yeah Cool Thank You Cool Alright Rushing Up Okay Okay You want Describe What You're Doing For Podcast People Who Are Staring At Their Radios Absolutely So The podcast People Who Are Staring At Their Radios Waiting On Bated Breath With The Silence That Has Just Occurred Ruhua Is Soaring Through The Air Moving Towards The Remainder Of The Party Being Careful To Avoid The Circular Depression In The Center Of Room And The Tumults Of Mental Force That Are There As Well To Get Closer To His Other Party Members Excellent Okay You Rush Up Orin You're Up Orin's Going to Speed Forward He's Able To Move 50 For Each One It's Not Counting The Thing Correctly But We Got It Whoop Flying All The Way This Way He's Going To Move Two He's Going To Try To Get Into A Position Actually We'll Just Do Yeah This Is Good He's Going To Get It I Wanted To Stop At One But I Feel The Clouds Are Going To Just Kind Run Up At Me Yeah We'll Just Move Up 50 I Feel Like The Clouds Are At The Bottom And He's Already 20 Feet Up And Pretty Far Away From Them So They Have To Go Up A Long Distance To Get Him So He Will Look At The Target Let Let Make Sure I Can Actually Hit Him Correctly Because I Had to Change My Plan Depending How People Went Oh Yeah I Could Hit Him I Look At The Stone Statue From Far Away And Just Kind Of Like With A Stone Just Like Silent Stare Of Or Just Just Focusing All His Anger On This Thing He's Gone Through So Much Garbage He Hit Gorga Munger Again Just Straight Up Oh Sorry Rolled The Thing I Rolled The Damage Anyway The Statue Has To Make Me A Reflex Save Just Barely How Does The Statue Make The Reflex Save You Know Just Bear With Me I Want To Hear The Logic On This One Okay Okay Because Just Just Roll The Damage You Got The Damage How Much Was The Damage 52 Okay You Want To Know What You Want To Know What You Want To Know What The Statue Moves Oh I Can't Wait For The Wall To Break Open And A Huge Rotten Well He Starts Tumbling Out So As You Crack A Toa It Some Stuff Happens Like Stuff Yeah Just Some Stuff You Know Yeah Things And Stuff And Yeah A field Of swirling Red Energy Begins To Emit Out Of The Face As It As It Continues Its Screech And The Blast That You Do Or Causes The Some Of The Stone To Begin To Chip Off The Face In The Wall And As It Does Like Seeping Black Liquid Comes Out And As The Black Liquid Pours Down You Can See It Turns Into This Swirling Red Energy That Kind Of Conceals It In Some Kind Of A Of A Protective Bubble And Then You All Hear The Bomb Bomb As That Heartbeat Sound Kind Of Bomb Bomb But Then The Roof The Ceiling Here Probably Again 100 Feet Up Now Maybe Begins To Glow With Veins Of Red And As It Does Orin You See Something Happen Underneath You As Something Emerges Um Just About 20 Feet Under You From The Ground Kind Of Like Slurping Up Um Is A Brain An Immense Brain Oh Uh Which Crackles With Black And Purple Unlight Uh Yeah The Brain And At This Point Um Orin Looks Down He's Like There You Are Okay Finally I Can Take A Break And I Can Post Brain Brain Brain All right We'll be right Back Everyone Don't Go Anywhere We're Answer Some Q&A Questions At Our Beer Back Segment For Those Of You On YouTube And Podcast We'll See You In A Minute But For Everybody Else See You In A Second The Brain Has Arrived Through The Brain Has Arrived It Is In Fact Right Beside You And How Are You Reacting To The Sudden Appearance Of A Giant Strangely Stone Textured Brain From The Ground Volume Of That That Really Made It Fair Fair That's All You Hear In The Distance Is Just That And Or In Or In The Back Of His Mind His Primal I'm Going To Eat You Brain It's Just Like You're The Reason You're The Reason I'm Here Brain Ah That's The One I Saw In The Vision The Brain That's What We're Here For Yes That's What What's Actually Here That's What's I Think Left Of Cateman So Is That What We're Hitting That's Presumably What We Are Hitting Yes Okay I'm Going To Help Him So Oren With Your Round Done The Brain Is Gonna Go Oh The Brain Gets A Turn It Does I Bet It Does Can You Give Me Can You Give Me A A Will Save Please No You Can Buy It From Everyone I'm Being Mugged No Just Just Orin I'm Being Mugged I Roll 19 For A Total Of 36 Very Good Very Good So That Means You Will Only Take 17 Points Of Mental Damage As You Feel Like A Pulse As The As The Brain Like Beats Slightly And It Just Hits You And Kind Of Sends You Sends You Flying A Little Bit Before You Can Reorient Yourself And As That Happens The Brain Then Lashes Out At You Orin With A Bolt Of This Crackling Black Lightning And For Some Reason I Don't Have This So Give Me One Second I'm Just Going To Roll It Manually For Now But This Is The One That Gets The Higher Bonus Um Will A 30 Hit You Yeah I guess Okay Cool Very Good Thank You Uh And Will Hit You For 24 Points Of Mental Damage Uh You Are Slightly Rocked About By That Um And That Is The Brains Go As This Happens Uh You Can See Orin The The Figures Inside Of The Clouds Have Become Slightly More Tangible Um Both Of Them Seem To Be Pointing At You And There's You You You And There's Like This Dissonant Echo Between Them As They're Both Speaking You Are The One They Told Us You Are The One They Told Us Would Have The Subject You You You're You're Responsible For This And Baldrick You're Up Okay Thurston I would Like to Attempt To Make Some Kind Of Roll To Determine The Direct Target That We Should Be Hitting Like Actually Definitively Directly Attack And Not Just Like Yeah That Seems About Right Uh I Would Like To Perhaps Do A Recall Or Like Some Kind Of Check To See Can We Hurt This Face At The Moment Okay What Kind Of Skill Are You Wanting To Use For Is Is Is It Masonry Uh Well I Mean It Is Stone So Yeah You Could Give Me A Check On That Yeah I Would Like To Make Um Well No Because This Is Obviously Magical Bullshit Uh What's Happening To The Head Right Now It Has This Like Swirling Like Energy Of Like Red Energy That's Kind Of Come Out From The Cracks That Is Moving Around It Like A Barrier I See Leave it Like The Boss Phase Of Like Okay My My Weak Point Is Open Okay I'm Gonna Move Over Here 30 Feet Closer To Orin And The Brain And It's Orin And The That's A Healing Bomb Okay Correct It Is Yes This Is Yes Yes Yes This Is A Healing Potion That Can Actually Be Found In The Rod Grind Alchemical Compendium Or More Referred To As Baldrick's Guerrilla Guide To Alchemy And It Is A Throwable Bomb That Heals Instead Of Hurting Which Is Weird Because You Think You'd Be All About Exploding But No In This Case It's Sometimes Wiser To Just Be Like Hey I Attack You Orin In A Nice Way Right Yes With A Healing Potion Does A It's A Miss Are You Kidding Me I'm Gonna Reroll That Okay Fuck You I'm Not I'm Not Having Fuck Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Leather Man Reroll I Mean Fuck You Alright Just Misses Fine Well There Goes The Last Heel I Had Guys See In Hell Oh It's a Splash Damage Right Yeah Yeah Yeah You get Splashy Yeah Like that's Pathetic Because it Does Like Six It Still Helps It's Bullshit Is What It is I Kill You Blasting I Die Charring Your Skin I Fall Into A Alchemist Fire Now Actually When I Think About It When Baldrick Like Alchemist Fires Are You Actually Just Deep Frying Them No Cause It's Not An Oil It's Like You Know How Thermite Is Made Of Like Rust Like Iron Oxide And Aluminum And And That Shit Yeah See That's I Assume The Same Principle Except It's Not Just An Oil It's Not Just A Fucking Like Jar Of Oil That's On Fire That'd Be You Make A Deep Fry Grenade I Probably Could But You Know They That Require Thurston And Jamie And You Guys To Like Want Me To Do That Again Anyway I'm Angry Because My Time As A Healer Is Over And Now My Time As A Herder Begins I'm Going To Throw A Fireball At The Brain I'm Going To Draw And Throw A Bottled Lightning Okay We'll Try That Again Do It Fuck You Alright Fine I Just Critically Miss Or And You Die You Have Another Hero Point If You'd Like It Isn't A Crit Fail But I'm Gonna Be Real Annoyed Cause It's Like I Got Three And I'm Gonna Be Down To One Alright I'll Reroll It I Can't Make Headway With This I Just Miss Alright Give me Splash Damage Though And This Won't This Won't Hit Or And At All So That's Just It's Just Six As Usual Wait A Second The Brain Is On An Area Where My Caltrops Would Be No The Caltrops You Threw Into The Cloud Spend A Hero Point Fuck You I Have Accomplished See The Annoying Thing Is Is This Isn't Even The Fault Of The Fact That I'm Like Taking A Minus Two Because Of The Range It's Just I'm Just Rolling Really Low Oh So That's That's The end So Yeah Cool Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks Speaker For Trying To Bullshit Cow Chops In A Way Of How Someone Tours To Fumble Catching A ball And Blood Ball For My Next Trick I'll Bring A Bulldozer On To The No I Shouldn't Have Rerolled I Should Have Just Hurt I Should Have Just Hurt Orin For My My Next Trick You're Gonna Crash The API From The Looks Of It Uh Nope Uh The Clouds Begin To Sort Of Move Around Uh The Face Then Puts Tannhauser In One Of The Clouds Um With Another Form And Tannhauser Um As As You're In This This Dark Cloud Um You See This Like This Figure Of The Old Man And It's Looking At You And You Can't See The Face Of The Man Anymore It's Like The Face Has Been Cut Off And Put Somewhere Else Um But You Do You Do Hear From The Shadow You You You You With With Her Before She Was Taken And Given You Are Also Responsible For This What Did You Just Say Old Um And Then I Need You To Uh If You Would Kindly Uh Give Me A Reflex Save Sure Um Does He Have To Make A Flat Check Uh No Because He's Just Putting A Template Down It's He's Not Targeting You He's Putting It In A Space Get Dunked Yeah That Is A 34 Nice So I forget You You Don't Have Evasion Do You I Do Not Okay Okay You Will Take Half Of This I Don't Know Why I It Rolled From A Tooth Fairy But That's Fine He's Watching He's Here Oh Whoops Sorry Not That Half Of That There We Go You Take Nine Points Of Mental Damage As Like The Cloud Starts Like Again Clawing Through Your Mind And It's It's Now Like Clawing Around The Arena And Like Just Your First Victory Against The Dank Bear The Guard And The Arsenic And It's Just Like Cutting Through Some Of Those Memories Like I'm Going To Beat Answers From Your Bloody Corpse Old Man And Then For Its Last Action It Will Turn To Veena And Unleash A Blast Of Force Energy At Veena To Me Sure Will Um Nimble Dodge Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Nimble Dodge Will Cause That To Miss Indeed All Right No Damage Very Good You Dodge Out Of The Way As Again Like This Emanation Of Psycho Energy Comes Out From Its Screaming Mouth Angled Towards You But You Just You You Somehow Are Faster Than The Speed Of Its Deranged Thoughts And Get Out Of The Way Uh Ten You Are Up Excellent Uh I Am Hasted So I Am Going To Guilty Gear Stride Good And Then I'm Going To Guilty Gear Stride Yep To Here Through The Brain Okay I'm Going To Target The Brain Do You Wait So You Move Through The Brain I Go Around The Brain Okay Okay That would Be Really Cool If You Went To Here And You Would Flight The Brain Oh That Is True 20 Feet Up One More One More Up One More Up One More Up One There You Have to Get On His Sides You're 20 Feet Up Though Right Oren Yep Okay It's Just If I Ever Get Messed Up Go To The Ground You At At Be Flanking Well In Another Sense One Thing You Can Also Do How Tall Is It You Can Get Here Right By The Healing Things I Have to Fix Myself I'm Not Flanking With You I Apologize I Misled You Oh Okay Yeah You're Fine Um Which Actually Could Reach Well Do I Have To Get To That Space Or Do I Have To Be You Have To Touch It Physically So It's One Action To Basically Get A Heal Ah Okay I Don't Have Enough For That Right Now Um So I'm Going To Get To This Guy I'm Going To Uh It's Brain I Don't Know What You Know About Lady Zale But If You Don't Share Your Secrets I'll Take Them For Myself And I'm Going To Take My Excorio Turge Yeah Channel Spellstrike And I'm Gonna Hit Him With A Fourth Level Shocking Grasp Do It Up All Right So Let's Rock Um Or In This Case Let's Brain Brain Yes Oh Uh I will Hero Point Yeah Good idea Hero Oh What Oh Love when That Happens Alright Chet Here's The Here's The Plan We're Not Hero Points To Reroll Um So You You Are Going To But The Lightning Is Coursing Around It It's It's Kind Of Deflecting Your Blows As You're Going To Strike At It Um It Has A Really Low AC For Something It's Level So I'm Not Feeling Even Bad Like Wait You're A Mage Just Blow Up What He's Blowing Up For Those Who Will Get That Jump Will Understand We're Gonna Move On These Are For The Knowers His Main Goal Is To Blow Up Vina Please Save Us I Don't Know If I Can But I'm Gonna Do My Best All Right So My Move Speed Is 40 Right Now Without Panache So That Will Get Me So I'm Gonna Move Move Nice Okay Yeah And That Will Get Me So That's Two Actions Can I Can I Use The Remaining Bit Of The Movement On My Second One To Go Upward Absolutely Okay So I'm Gonna Start 20 Feet Above This Thing Okay And Then I'm Going To Hit You With My Swashbuckler Two Action Funny Move From Above Oh Yeah Do It And I'm Going To Plunge That Was Sky Pirate Dedication Yeah Yes That Is Also In The Rock Grind Players Guide Stuff Yeah Yeah And Oh Does That Give Me Panache I Don't Think It Does Actually I Believe It Should Oh It Should Okay Yes So I'm Going To Use My Last Two Actions To Plunging Attack The Brain Alright Targeting It With Acrobatics Not Bad That's A 37 Uh That That Will Do Well Special Uh But Yeah No It Definitely Could Give It To You So Weird Um Okay So Um 37 That's Gonna That That'll Succeed They'll Give You The Sweet Sweet Panache Okie Dokey And Then My Strike Going To Be Uh Oh Making Sure I've Got My Finisher Yes Okay What Oh Wow Oh You Guys Are Having A Day You Also Have That With Hero Points This Brain's Eating Hero Points This Is Delicious Why Why Why Is This Happening Okay That Does Hit That's Hit But That's Also Still Really Low It Is Also Odo Here's The Annoying Thing Without The Quicksilver You Wouldn't Hit I Know We're Gonna Start Hitting Thurston With A Rake It's On You Get Good I Know Roll Better Idiot There Stop Tipping Our Dice Um And The From Above Gives One Extra One Extra Damage So You Just Roll An Additional Like If You Roll Like One D8 For Your Damage You Add Another D8 Yeah So Roll Your Damage Normally And Then Yeah Yeah Okay That's So Yeah Roll Another D6 There The Plus Five So This Five Is The Damage You Do So Boop That's Good Not Bad Like Yeah So You Can Tell That This Thing Is Particularly Weak Against Your Weapon Type So As You You Go In And Deal This Damagey Do Um You Manage To Pierce Right Through However Um As You As You Go Through You Can Feel Like You You You You You You You've Made A Massive Dent In This Thing Like Like You You're Just Slicing Through It Even Though It Looks Like Stone Your Weapon Is Highly Effective Against It Nice Yeah Okay And Unless I have To Save To Not Explode That's The End Of My Turn Hey You Don't Have To Explode Uh Rahua You're Up Oh I Don't Have To Rahua Is Going To Fly Down This Many Feet Right Here It's Fine I'm Measuring The Distance But I'm Still Moving Run Boy Not Running But Flying Instead And Rahua Is Going To Shoot A Friend Beam Out Towards Oren My Birthday Beam It's Going To Hit Him My Birthday Beam Happy Happy Birthday Here's Some Hit Points Happy Happy Birthday Here's Some Hit Points And You Are Going To Get A Lot Of Healing You Target Me And Do The Thing And I'll Do Stuff 51 Nice That's Fine I've Applied I'm Now I'm Now Full Not Happy Nice Cool I don't Think I Have A I Don't Actually Know If I Have Click End Or Not You Let's Try It If I Don't Let me Look at Your Buffs Yes You're Hasted You Have One Extra Move Or Strive You Actually Have One Extra Movement Or You Can Melee Some Okay If you Move Then Cast You Now Have Like A Movement Basically Right Now I Gotcha I'm Gonna Go Up Another Ten Feet In The Air So I'm Now Twenty Feet Off The Ground Can You Fly I Have Fly Because Of My Soul Forge Armor So Remember You Can Right Click On Your Token And You Can Change The Altitude In That Up Left Area All All right That's It For You Ruhua Yes That Is It For Me All right Orin You're Up Orin Orin Will drop Down To the Ground For one Action Just so we Could help Because He holds His staff So he Can Help Ten Has Their Flank Next Time He Tries To Attack And Just like In a In a Lightning Rage It's Pretty Much Like Swirling Winds Begin To Go All Around Orin Like Lightning Starts Like Dancing Or This Thing Like It's Dueling A Little Bit He Will Cast Tempest Surge On This Thing It's One Of My Focus Spells I Really Get To You Is Basically Just Like Tornadoes And Things That Start Crackling Around It It Needs To Make Orin A Reflex Save A 27 That Will Fail It Will Fail And So Somebody Just Has A Lightning And Wind And Everything Else Because Of Torch All Around It Orin Lightning Is Beating Its Lightning As It's Trying To Like Pierce Further Into Its Brain He Deals 33 Points Of Like Electricity Damage That's 5D 12 And Additionally The Target Must Attempt To Face A Reflex Save On A Failure The Target Is Also Clumsy Too Clumsy As It Pretty Much Takes A Penalty To Dexterity Base And DC Reflex A Including AC Reflex Save Attack Roll And Takes One Persistent Electricity Damage Okay So A Couple Things Happen Now As You Do This Your Electricity Begins To Brain Causing Some Of Its Like Plating Its Stonework To To Chip Off And Break You're The Whole Razor I'm Here It's Like I Would Have To Come Here If You Took Corgamonger Away And He Just Throwing Lightning Into It And As As You Do This You Can See That The The Red Energy Coming From The Weeping Rot Begins To Surround It In A Field Just As The Field On The Face Seems To Disappear That's The End Of Oren's Turn It's Like The Face Hit The Face Um But But First Of All You've All Done Such A Great Job Of Putting Yourselves In A Nice Aura Around This Guy So If I Can Get Everyone Who's Not Baldrick Please I Love Being Ranged Yeah To Give Me A Will Save That Would Be Awesome Can I Can You Can You Sure Can Can You Front Flip Out Of Your Mental Mental Problems Like Oh Never Mind That's A 32 That's A 38 That's A 19 Oren Got A 34 Okay So Everyone Here Will Succeed Except For Tannhauser Who Will Critically Fail That's Awesome Yeah Sorry Buddy Sad Boss Fight For The Tannhauser Oh Actually That's not Too bad Heal To HP Because I Have Spirit Link Up On You Oh That's Awesome Nice Oh Also So You Have Resolver Who So You Take Nothing So Never Mind And Then It'll Just Be The Two In The Middle Who Will Take Halbsies Here And Then Poor Tannhauser Will Take Double Z's And Also On A Critical Failure Is Slowed For One Minute Which Will Just Remove Your Quicken Effect That's Great Thanks As You're As As You're Screaming At This Thing Tannhauser It Unleashes This Like Mental Blur Rahua You're Unaffected By This Uh Oren You Feel Like Scratching Um In The Back Of Your Mind You Remember Back In The Fishal Mountains The Arrival Of The Hunters Who Stole Gorgamonger Like Some Some Kind Of Scratching Around Those Memories Veena You're All You See Are Just Like Images Of Your Airship Briefly Um Tannhauser You You Have Your Mind Rent A Stunder As Like Memories Of Of Zale And The Accident And All Of These These Traumatic Events Are Just Brought To The Fore Like Someone Is Pulling At Them To Learn More And There Is Just This Like Cry Um And Like You Can See All Of The The Figures In The In The Moving Clouds They They Are Again All Sort Of Turning And Pointing Towards You Tannhauser And You You Just Hear This This Flat Monotone You You You You You You You And The Brain Will Make A Concealment Check Let's Hope It Fails As It Unleashes For Its Last Action A Bolt Of Directed Mental Energy Against You Tannhauser It Will Pass That Check Now I Have To Hit You With It Though That Will Be This Will Be Against Your AC So It'll Hit You It's Not A Crit It Is Not Great Damage For 18 Yeah It'll Still Take Tanny Down But So That Will Put You Into The Dying Condition As A Whole Bunch Of Effects Go On You As Tannhauser You Fall Down Red Megas Needs Food Badly Baldrick You're Up You See All Of This Happen He's Gonna Look Around Because Now He Sees That The Shield Effect Is On That And He's Going To Turn And See That The Giant Stone Face Is Now Unshielded And He Is Going To See An Opportunity Because It Is Very Close However He's Going To Be Smart About It And Move 30 Feet Over Here Away From The Clouds Of Smog So He's Going To Move Over Here And I Believe I May Double Check That Wait So Which Is The Spot That I'm Aiming For Here This Is The Range Right Right Here Yeah Okay So Don't Put Me 30 Feet Away That's Fine And Now I'm Going To Target The Face And I Am Going To Attempt To Cause As Much Structural Damage As Possible Okay Using First Off Acid Flask Okay So I'm Going To Draw And Throw Acid Flask Where Is There He Is Go Acid Flask Please With Love Of Christ Hit Yeah 20 That's A Nat 20 But Unfortunately It's On The Thing That Does Not Deal Direct Damage Not Really Hey That Crit Is Going To Work Out Acid Stuff Yeah Let Me Do The Let Me Do The Crit Stuff Here Yeah It Does Six Damage On The Direct Hit And Yeah So It Does Ten Total For Direct Damage And What Does The Critical Hit Effect Do For Acid Flask What Do You Do Oh That's It Okay And Then It Takes The Acid Damage Which Is Two Times 2d6 Acid Ah Very Good That's The That's The That's The Killer It Might Not Be One Big Hit But That's Just Gonna Anytime I Hope You're Doing Damage Yeah Yeah I Hope So All right And For My Next Trick I'm Going To Stop Its Movement By Throwing A Frost Vial At It No Okay Okay I Like That No Alchemist Fire What Makes Sense Here Did It Look Like It Took Normal Damage From That Oh It Looks Like It The The Effect Went Right Through Yeah Very Nice In That Case I'm Going To Do What I Do Best And Throw Alchemist Fire At An Immobile Object Will I Hit Or Will I Fuck You Critical Miss Yeah It's It's Not That You're Not Hitting It's Just You're Hitting It In Places Where It's Not Doing Right Damage This This Thing Is Very Tough It's Got A Very High Armor Class Thirst And You Made It Too Powerful I'm Gonna Let The Critical Miss Stay I Don't Get Okay I'm Not I'm Not Burning All Three Of My Hero Points To Throw Bombs At Things Yeah Now Multiple Attack Penalty All Right The Man Goes Now He Takes Damage Does At The End Of His Turn Yeah He's What's Happening So All Of The Clouds Are Beginning To Move Two Of Them Are Converging Towards Baldrick And You Just Hear Like The The Figures Inside Stop Stop Stop You're Being Used You're Being Used Stop Stop One Of The Clouds Another Cloud Is Gonna Drop On Rahua And Then It Is Going To Do A Mental Strike With Its Last Action Just As The Clouds Are Moving It Will Hit You With A Mental Force Projection Baldrick Oh I Love Being Critically Hit Critting Critting You Hang On You Targeted Orrin What's Your AC Three More It'll Still Crit You Just Though Sorry 54 54 You Will Reel Back As This Thing Smashes Into Your Mind Kind Of Like You Feel Blood Coming Down You Feel It Going Through Your Memories Now To Times Against The Tyrant Skilled To The Arena To Your Allies To The House To The Falling Into The Pit But Then Back To The House Scratching At Those Memories Intently And Then Takes 16 Points Of Acid Damage Hell Yeah Burn That Persisting Damage Almost It was Almost A 20 It was Almost A 20 On That Fucking That Check Okay And Then That Brings Us To Tan How Oh Wait No Sorry Tan You Would Actually Move Up In The Initiative Order Above The Brame So That Would Be That Or Vina You're Up Okay So I guess We're Attacking The Head Now And That'll Switch Come Next Turn So I've Got I Could Kind Of Just Do Well 40 Feet Will Get Me Right Back Here Pretty Good Placement For You Yeah It's Not Bad Oh Sorry Can You Give Me A Will Save Too I Forgot When I Dropped The Cloud On You Yes Please Make A Will Save There's A Cloud 30 Good The The Figure In The Cloud Has Has No Effect On You You're Like It It Has No Idea What Memories You Have And Just Can't Seem To Even Enter Your Anarchic Mind All All All All Back Back To Back To Vina Hey Um So Oh Wait I Do Not Have Panache I Used It Um Yeah I'm Gonna Do My First Two Actions Going 40 Feet Here And 20 Feet Up Okay Um And I'm Just Going To Uh Second Verse Same As The First I'm Gonna Plunging Attack And Hit Him From Above So Oh Wait Acrobatics First Very Good 35 I'm Sure Heck Yeah And Then Strike Where Are you There You Are What Oh Oh My God Womp Womp Vina Why Does This Keep Happening Vina We Can Ask Chat For Mercy No I Can't It's One Oh We Can We Can Ask Chat For Mercy Thurston Allows It You Know For You To Spin Your Hero Point On It We Can Ask Chat Hey Will You Allow Vina The Roll Use Her Hero Point I Are You Okay With That Thurston Oh There's A Lot Of No There's Wow There's Okay Some People Are Being Mercy Now Let's Let's Run A Poll Let's Run A Poll Run A Poll Run A Poll Allow Reroll Question Mark We're Going To Do Yay Nay Sorry YouTube Folks This Has To Be On The Twitch Side If You're On The Twitch Stream You'll Be Able To Vote So But Of Course If You're On YouTube Side Just Still Type Yes Or No We'll Try To Equate It In There By Eyeballing It All Right We're Putting In For The Poll So Far We Got 58% For Ye's The Nays Are Coming Up It's Tightening It's It's Tightening Oh Shit We're Fiddy Fiddy Oh Oh You Gotta Let Vina Try To Get A Reroll They've Been Having Bad Rolls All Day Vina Has Been Having We Can Play This Game On Easy Mode If That's What Chat I Hate Democracy It's Like You Shouldn't Say That They're All Helldivers They All Play Helldivers You're To Make Him Mad Now I Don't Think I Should Vote I Don't Think I'm Allowed You Have A Say In Your Destiny Am I Technically A Part Of Chat So You Can Have An Opinion On What Should Happen To You All Right Fine Looks Like The Rerolls In Like Zoran Put It In For Like A Five Year Wait Oh Good About For Three Minutes All I Gotta Say That's Like Looking At The Microwave And Being Impatient Like If You You Have Enough Time To Log On To Twitch And Vote To Say Nay And While You're Here You Should Subscribe And Donate And Buy Zoran A House Now We're Very Close Give Zoran $10,000 And Vina Dies We're Very Close To Something Good Happening To Vina We Cannot Allow This To Pass I'm Calling On Everyone In Chat To Vote Nay To Ensure That The Funny Joke Continues In Perpetuity Come On Guys Let's All Be And Make The World A Worst Place I Think That's Great Do This Every Time You Could Vote Yay But With A $10,000 Donation We Can Kill Vina Instantly And Advance Them To Rotten Three Good Good Currently Right Now The Yays Are At 58% The Nays Are At 42% The Voting Has Pretty Much Gone To A Stand So On The Twitch Side YouTube Is Mostly What I've Seen Been Yays There Been There's Been A Good Chunk Of Nays But We Will Call It In Five Four Three Two One Reroll Into A One I Gotta Actually Do This For Me Ready To Finish The I Have To Vote For Some Reason Thurston If I Reroll Into A One I'm Just Giving Myself Rotten One Hell Yes Absolutely Time For A Really Loud Mario Scream V Now Can Reroll Alright Fine Thank You For The Pity That One Winked At Me I Was About To Leave Also Max Ninja Boss I Got You Don't Worry Buddy I Not Allowed To Do That Again This Is Never Happening Again Yeah Do I Still Take The Complication Still Say Oh Yeah I Think So I I Think That's Only Fair Right As Long As The Complication Doesn't Bullshit Her Attack That's Fine Yeah And Yeah And Then An Extra So Many Wands I Know But There's A Five That's 24 Points Damage Well There's Tonight Narratively Declare She Can Reroll Her Damage I Wish Well More More Of The Stone Substance Breaks Off Of It As More Of The Black Icarus Rot Begins To Weep Out And As That Happens The Red Swirling Mass Of Energy Begins To Encircle The Head Once Again However As You Cut Into It There Is A Moment There's A Brief Moment As You Cut Deep Into The Stone Work Here Thank You Accolade Of Pooksy For This Complication Entitled Real Or Cake Oh God And For A Moment This Is A Good One You You Think That This This Head This Strange Head That Juts Out Of The Wall Is An Incredibly Realistic Cake Granting You The Confused Condition What A What A Timely Reference Chat What A Totally Timeless Reference To When Things Were We're Going Through The Backlog We've Got Sums Which Are Like A Year A Go You Know It's A Pull Of A Hat Guys Guys Here's A Fucking Cake What What Or Freaks Out You're Up Of Course Oh yeah I Think She's Going To Die I'm Going To Be Totally Little About That Um So Here's The Rub Yep Tannhauser's Down I can Fix That I can Stop That From Happening Sure Yeah I can't Get him Up Like I Can't Wake Him Up No Then You Know The Brain Is Gonna Pulse Again That Is Entirely True Oh No We Need To Get Him Out Of This Bubble Oh I Actually Forgot He Would Be Dying Too My Bad Okay Wretched Wretched Organ Are We Having Fun Chat I'm Having Fun You Know It Would Be In The Best Interest Of Everyone If I Didn't Die I Can Stop Brought In Tan Hazard Brought In Tan Hazard Was That Speaker What Not Like This Excellent Alright What's The Game Plan I I've Got A Game Plan Hold On Hold On Okay So I Am Going To Invoke The Powers Of My Funny Funny Little Essence Of Majesty Okay And I'm Going To Shoot A Beam Of Undo Button At Tan Hauser And I'm Going to Cast Stabilize So he Will Lose The Dying Condition He's Unconscious And On Top Of That I'm Going To Use Another Heel Two Action Heel To Shoot Another Beam Of Clean Up On Him I've Now So just To Just to Note You Wouldn't Have To Stabilize Like Healing Him Will Just Stabilize Him Oh Well Yeah So you Don't Have To Do That Part Stabilizing Is Only If You Like Don't Have A Healing Maneuver To Use I understand Yeah See Like If I Was Running Past Him And I Didn't Have Myself I Didn't Actually Do That Yeah Fair Okay So I'm Going To Use That Cantrip Instead On Myself With Heel It'll Cast Two Action But As One Action On Tanhauser Let Me Target Him Measuring Controls Please Cooperate With Me Today Thank You I Please Please What Are We Learning It's I Was Gonna Cast Another Spell But I Was Like Why Can I Select Tanhauser Token And Low Me Hold I Can Here We Go Here We Go Two Action Healy On Tanhauser Fuck Yeah Give him The big Healy's And Hopefully Keep him Alive For A Little Bit Longer 48 There You Go Wow Tanhauser Is Back Up Wounded One Hopefully He Doesn't Die Instantly Again Am I Chances He Can Critically Fail A Save Again Now I'm I'm Up I'm I'm Not Still Unconscious Am I Uh No You Aren't Unconscious But You Are Pro Oh God We The Good News Is You're Up Next Well You're Before The Brain So It Should Work Out In Your Favor In Theory Uh From There Since That Was Only One Action I'm Gonna Take This Opportunity To Invoke Mental Trauma On The Brain And I'm Gonna Cast Crisis Of Fate Oh Okay Nice I dig it I'm Assaulting His Faith And Living Forever Nothing Will Quite Live Forever It's A So How Are You Doing The Two Action Heal And The Two Action Crisis Of Faith Would The People Using That Effect Cast A Spell Which Would Normally Be Two Actions As One Action A Cantrip Would That Still Be Applicable Here Uh It Specifies Cantrip Right Oh You Are Right My Yeah So Get Dunked On You Can Anarchic Barrage It You're Absolutely Right I Totally You're Also Still In The Cloud I But I'm Still Quicken I Have One Chance To Move Away And Potentially Provoke An AOP So I Will Get Aops I Can Tell You That So Oh Well That's That's Good I'm Happy Yeah All Right I Will Use My Chance To Anarchic Barrage The Unnatural Energies Animus Son Of A Bitch You Have A Hero Point Rahua Yeah But I'm Not Going To Use It On Anarchic Run Fine Don't Go For My Bait I'm Not Going To Take Your Bait I Know Something Worse Is Coming I Can Feel It In My Beans All I I Will Use My Final Action Be Quick Into To Step A Little Bit Further Outside Sure You Might As Well Do Your Full Movement So You Can Get Out The Thing And That Thing Is Going To Move Into You That Is Entirely True I Need Spaces So I Will Go I Go Right Here And I Will In My Sure Well All Right Next Up Is Orin Yeah It's Orin Time Orin Is Going To Fly All The Way Over Let's See Which Way I Can Kind Of Go That Can Be The Most Efficient I Been Sitting Here Going Like Can I Go This Way Because I Can Really Help Heal People Because Tannhauser Still Needs To Be Helt I Did Put The Healing Thing To The Side For Him So I I'm Gonna I'm Have To Fight It With Tannhauser Unfortunately I'm Not Gonna Be To Get Out Of Here In Time And Heal At The Same Time So We're Gonna Have To Figure This Out Buddy So Oren Is Going To Stand Over Here Pretty Much Right By His Healing Thing Just So He Can Touch It If He Ever Needs To He's Going To Look At Tannhauser And Throw Dirt At Him And It Will Plop On To Him And Heal Him Come Come Out Alright Heal Me Alright So For The It's A Two Action Heal Pretty Much To Help You Out There We Go That's 52 Points Of Healing That's A Fourth Rank Heal I Buy That For A Dollar So You Got Healed For 52 Tannhauser So Oren Kind Like Over To The South Side Of The Brain He Is Right By This Healing Font Thing That Heal Has Right Beside Him That's One Action The Two Actions Is That And That's The End Of Orren Turn Now It's Tannhauser I Believe Like Tannhauser The Brain Is Vulnerable But It Might Do The Wub Again I Fear No Brain For Steel Is Mightier Than Flesh I'm Going Yeah I'm Also On The Ground Now So I Can Help You Flank If You Need It Yay Since I Have Don't Have Focus Points But I Should I'm Going To Cast Dimensional Assault I'm Going To Move Myself Here So I'm Not Going To Be Prone Anymore Because I'm Going To Teleport On My Feet Okay I Seem To Have Exploded In Some Way Um Yeah When You Cast That Spell It Allows You To Teleport And It Doesn't Effect Oh That's Really Cute I'm Not Going To Attack Instead I'm Going To Bespel Weapon As A Free Action Adding 1 D6 Uh That Teleportation Attack Was A Nothing Wasn't Any Of These Uh It Says Requirements Your Most Recent Action Was To Cast A Non Cantrip Spells You Didn't Do A Focus I Did A Focus Which Is Not A Cantrip Yeah So It's A Non Cantrip Spell So You Should Be Fine For That Unless There's Something I was Asking For A Cantrip I Mean It Doesn't Especially Matter But It Doesn't Follow Any Of These Spell Schools Yeah It's Kind Of A Weird One That's Why Uh I Would Say It's Actually Wait No It's Conjuration Okay Cool Cool So An Additional One D6 Spell Strike And I'm Going To Throw A Fifth Level Shocking Grass Okay What's The Chances You Could Bungle This They're Low I Know He Hits That's A Hit Alright Cool Cool So I Will Roll The Damage From The Weapon Yep Which Will Be This Plus An Additional D6 What do Say The Numbers For The Listeners At All That Is Going To Be Ten Just Physical Damage Yep And Then It's Time For The Big Boy Shocking Grass This Is Being Up Cast Four Times Yep So It Is Going To Be 60 12 Okay Let's See It See We Go Oh That Is Not A Very Wow That Is Not Ideal Oh God Kill Me Whatever It Doesn't Matter You Do 34 Points Of Damage To The Brain That's Better Than A Kick In The Head What's Actually What's The Weapon Type You Use There That Was The Excorioturge So That Would Be Slashing I Think Okay Yeah So You'll Do An Extra Ten Points Cause It Is We To Slashing Hey Well There's A Brain Yeah She Did 44 Okay And Mossy Weapon At All No I I Don't Know I Don't Know If I Got Mossy Weapons You Also Can't Stack Weaknesses It Takes Whatever The Best Fair Enough Alright Well Now That I Know That I Might Start Putting Some Gouging Claws On This Fella But In The Interim Regardless That Is My Turn Cause I'm Out Of Actions Well Or Looks At Tan Houser Doing What's Coming He's Like It's Gonna Hurt Mr Tan Houser Not If You Prepare Yourself How Can I Prepare Myself Myself Though It's You Should Have Not Distrib Lights Not Distrib Lights The The Brain The Brain Has Like A Bag Pulled Off Its Head And It Snags The Microphone And Shouts It's Me Austin Bitch It Like Unleashes Another Massive Pulse Of Mental Energy Can Both Of You Give Me Will Saves Oren And Tan Houser Mr Tan Houser Just Just Think of The Good Old Days Just Think of Whatever Makes You Happy What Does Make You Happy Now Roll The Save What Does Make You Happy Roll The Save What Makes Me Happy Is Oren Rolls A 12 On The Dine For A Total Of 29 Tan Houser You Mutate If You Mutate Yourself The Speaker Speaker What Oh Yeah Yeah 21 I have Plus 17 Of this Shit I know You're doing So awful You have a Hero Point Oh Yeah I'll Yeah Yeah You Well Resolve Is only If he Succeeds And he Currently Does Not Succeed I Have Chad Give You A Hero Point Would You Call This Now This Is Mental Damage Yes Yes Now Would You Consider Mental Illness A Disease Get The Fuck Out That's What You Get For That Jokey Mother I Have Plus One Against Diseases Your Hubris Your Hubris Avails You Nothing Okay Well I Get I Get Jack And I Also Get So Yeah So Let Let Me Roll Some Like Oh Christ Oh I Rolled Well Too Excellent So You're Going To Take 32 Or And You're Going To Take Halfsies And On A Fail You Are Wasn't Crit Fail But You're Stunned 110 How Sir So That Means During Your Next Turn You Lose One Action That's Fine Yeah And That Was Its First Action After Your Vicious Strike Against It It Once Again Uses Its Last Action To Target You Unleashing A Crackling Blast Of Mental Energy Oddly Enough This Is A Ranged Attack So It Will Provoke If You Want A A Bit I Would A I Don't Suppose I Could A Stop With Cantrip No I No No No We No No It's Just A Melee Well Let's Let's Let's Give It A Shot Hey Sweet We Take Those Okay And That's 28 On The A On Okay Cool So You Will Do Up To Its Next Threshold Oh Oh No It's Gonna Do It Again It Is That Is Preparing Yourself And Then The Shield Goes Up Around It Again Goes Down By The Face And Then I'm Gonna Roll Its Attack On You Which Provoked The A Op Cause It's Still Technically Alive But I Am Concealed That's True Actually So Yes How Long Does That Last For I Don't Know Let Let Me Find Out For You I Think That's Like Forever It Doesn't Have An End One Sec For A Number Of Rounds Equal To Half Your Level So Five A This Would Be The Last Round You Benefit From It Well I Benefited So Much From It So Far And This Is Where OBS Crashed The First Time This Is Why I Do Jabroni Mike Taft Pog And She Should Be Back Now I Think Got It Looking Like It I See It We're Operational Nice Alright Make Sure YouTube Is Fine YouTube If Strings Back Let Me Know Just Everything That We're Saying And On Twitch Side Twitch Say One If Everything Is Back I Think Everything Is Back Okay Yeah For Some Reason OBS Just Crashed It Just Shut Down Weird That was Fucking Machine Okay Thanks Everybody Alright As We're Continuing Where Do We Leave Off I Think Basically The Shield Came Up Town House Orin Game Of Thing Now It's Baldrick's Turn Baldrick You're Moving Up To Do Something Yes I'm Moving 30 Feet Over No I Run Up To Vena Are You Running Through The Cloud Yes I'll Run Through The Cloud Give Me A Will Save You Got It Actually One Second It Might Be A Reflex Save Let Me Double Check Reflex Save For This One Ah Even Better Fuck You Straight To Hell Okay Let Me Roll Some Damage I'm Erasing Thurston's Name Off Of The Star Finder Book As A Natural One Ladies Gentlemen As The Mercy Thing There Is A Hero Point On The Table So Are You Gonna Let Me Use It I Absolutely I Am I You Know Fine Just Take The Charity Fine Whatever And This Is Where Our Recording Software OBS Crashed Again Like This Is Gonna Be A Real Fucked Up Look At Episode It's Gonna Be So Annoying Okay We Should Be Back Type One In YouTube Or In Twitch If We're Back Or So We Should Be Okay We'll Try To Get Through This As Quick As We Can So We Got Some Ones We Got Some Ones All right Baldrick Took Some Damage Now Baldrick What's Your Next Action My Next Action Is To Quick Alchemy Together Using My Four One Of My Four Remaining Shots A Vindicator Mist Okay Now Thurston I'm Gonna Ask You A Question Okay I'm Gonna Give You Because I Don't Think This Comes Up Terribly Often Okay Do I Have To Make An Attack Roll On Myself To Use A Vindicator Mist On No No You're Fine Just To Drink Your Own Bomb Oh No I'm Not Drinking It I'm Hitting Myself With It I'm Gonna Heal Vena With It Yeah Yeah Yeah That's Fine As Well Actually That's An Idea For Later Smash It Over Your Own Bucket No I Mean The Thing Is I Was I Was Immediately Thinking Like Wouldn't It Be Really Funny If I Could Quick Alchemy A And I'm Going To Use It On Myself I Don't I I'll Pick It Up And Then I Will Just Damage Right Yeah Yeah Just I Have A Question Can I Roll To See If I Critically Hit Myself Yes But That Means You Could Critically Fail Fine Okay And Go That's Pretty Good That's 24 Points I'm Bad Yeah Take Those And You You Just Hurt Me What You Hurt Me For That Much You Hurt Me Baldrick Is Dying There You Go I've Upped Your Health There We Go And Being It Gifts Like Six At Once All Right And That's My Go Very Good Very Good Some Healing Healing All The Way Okay Okay Okay I Don't Have Many Moves I Can Do Well The Face Is Gonna Go That's Great He Shouldn't Move Though He's A Face Gonna Start Moving All Of Those Baldrick Can You Give Me A Reflex Save You Got A Dog Uh You All The Man Now Dog You Are The Dog Now Man You Are The Dog How's A 35 Oh You Are Fine You Take Nada I Prepared For It This Time Cloud Ain't Sneaking Up On Me Uh Veena Um How How High Up Are You Lunging Attack That's Right So Give Me Give Me Give Me One Of Them Reflex Saves Veena Reflex Saves Don't Mind If I Do Appears Around You More Of These Figures Just Eternally Appearing Oh That's That's Not Great It's Gonna Be Fail It's Gonna Be A Fail You're Gonna Take 17 Points Of Damage My Mental Damage As Like You Feel Your Mind Being Ripped Like Images Of The Images Of Your Crew Mutiny Your Residents In The Jail Something Just Like Peering Into That Moment Of Your Life Trying To Understand Something Of It Then Rahua You're Gonna Get A Mind Bullet On You Fuck They're Gonna Shoot Rahua To Death I Am Gonna Shoot They're Gonna Hit Me Yeah That's Terrible Damage Though I'm Only 16 You Don't Feel Like Again It's More Like This Is Just Annoying Like Intrusion Into Your Mind But This Thing Is Not Able To Really Do Much To You Avina You're Up Oh Yes And Then It Takes Fucking 18 Points Of Acid Damage Yeah And Now This Is The Third And Hopefully Final Time Our Recording Software Didn't Crash Again On Us We Apologize For This And If You're Hearing This Type Globetalk Has Now Hindered Us In The Comments Globetalk Hinders Because I Think He Tried To Help Keep It Together Then The Brain Will Go Active You'll Take The Brain Down Then You Kill The Head Then You Kill The Brain Turn Off The Hero Point Bar So I'm Just Going to Do That Just To Be Like Okay Let Me See If That Might Be Messing With It But It Might Be The Code Overwhelming OBS For Some Weird Reason I Don't Know The Hero Point Buyers Something Happened With Them Where They're Updating A Million Times A Second And Crashing But It Could Be That Could Be Something Else But That's What They Can Diagnose Right Now So We'll Just Try Wrap It Up So We Can Actually Have An Episode For People Yeah So Veena You Can Make Her Attack Now So You Are Recovered Oh I Am The Bad Juice On Him So I'm Going To Go Up First Movement 20 Feet Yeah Second Two Actions Plunging Attack This Is What I Got The Wangs For That's A 24 Enough For Panache Nash That's True He's A Stationary Target And Then Strike Strike And I've Got My Finisher Checked Yes You Have Gotta Be Shitting This Is Great Y'all This Is Great The Dice You Had A Hero Point Right No I Don't Think No We Didn't Me And Me And Veena We're Lacking A Hero Point All Right Sucks To Be You Second Attack I'm Trying To Fix Everything No You Yeah You Figured Okay Final Attack Am I Making That At Minus Five Yep Well Minus Four I Think Because You Have An Agile Weapon Yeah Yeah Auto Calc All That So Wow I Gotta Go Lie Down Alright Ruhua You're Up Okay Well That's Fine Vena Dice Moment Vena Dice Moment Oh Shmow Wow Help us DPS race This thing I am Going to Do the Very Best I Can Cast Bone Shaker On The Rock Shake His Bones Vena Moment I'm Going To Cast Bone Shaker On The Rock Sweet Put It In Chat Let's Do It Let's Fucking Do It Let's Fucking Go Boys Let's Fucking Go Chat La Okay It's Going To Be Cast As The No I can't I'm Cast It's Fine Oh No It's Going To Reaction Reaction I'm Okay Tell you To Go Fuck Yourself Yeah I Fucking Guess He The Stone Does Not Shake What's Your Next Action My Next Action Is To Fucking Leap No I Literally Cannot Do Anything Else You've Got A Quicken Right So You Can Move Yeah I'm Just Gonna Fucking Leave I Guess Okay From The Clouds Yeah All Right Orin You're Up Okay Orin Is Gonna See Pretty Much All Three Actions He Is Going To Long Distance Heal Baldrick With A For The Two Action Heal He'll Do A Reach Spell To Go For 60 Feet And So Pre Measured Can Get Baldrick For That Distance Nope 60 Feet Yeah It's Him And So Roll Healing This Is Fourth Rake For You Get Healed For 48 And That Is The End Of Orange Turn Heck Yeah Okay Ten Houser You're Up Oh God Let's See What I Can Do Um So I've Lost An Action Yes You Have To Sack An Action Which You Know Yeah So You'll Have Two Actions Yes The Answer Is Yes Yes Okay Let's See How Far Away Am I From Our Friend Yeah That's Not Close Enough Um If I Move Here Yeah I Actually Don't Think I Can Really Add Much Meaningfully To This So I'm Gonna Spend Two Actions Uh Touching The Healing Orb Yeah There You Orb Cool And The Stun Will Go Away You May Touch The Orb And How Much Does It Heal Me For Uh The Orb Will Heal You For Uh Nineteen Because You're Forty And I'll Touch It Again Nope Sorry Okay You Touch It One More Time Uh You You Will Get Sixteen All Right And That's Cool All Right All Right I've Got A Brain Got A Brain Brain It's Gonna Pulse So It's Only Gonna Hit Tannhauser And Orrin Here Because Ruhu Is Playing So I Need Will Saves From Both Of You Two That Is Permissible Excellent Tannhauser I feel Like The Forces At Bay Are Trying To Prevent Us From Fighting This Brain It's Even Affecting The Stream The Stream You Are You You You Know About That We Have People Watching Us Have To Kill Him He Can't Let Anything Else Know Everyone Did This Become Rick And Morty Orange Losing His Mind The Metal Damage Is Too I See Them They Judged Us Every Day There's A Thing In The Comet Section They Don't Know What They're Talking About Just Slap Him In The Face The Revolution The Revolution The Revolution Get Yourself Together I Rolled A 31 On My Will Save The Brain Is Gonna Shoot You Orin With With A gun It's Mental Gun But It It Does Yeah So Tannhauser Failed The Save So You'll Be Stunned One Again And Then It Is Going To Shoot You Orin For 38 Is That Crit Cool That Crits He Looks At Tannhauser And Ine Kidada Does The Peace Sign As He Fucking Disintegrates Oh My God You Going To Put Me To Sleep Orin Just Disappears Does Does He Just Dead He's Not Dead Is He No He Just Goes To Dying To He Goes To Dying To Orin Orin Cannot Withstand The Brain's Power He's All Right Assaulted By Those Like The Brains Go Bulldrick Here I Attack This Thing I Want To Get Rid Of This Man Now He Is Infuriated Me For The Last Time Thurston True It's Fair Alchemist Fire Attack Go 29 That's A Hit Yep I'm Damaging Him Now I'm Killing You 15 Plus 4 19 Okay Actually That's 21 But Yes Yeah I Got It Okay Thurston I got Great News For You Yep I got One More Of Them I'm Doing Map Map Minus Five Go God Fuck You Critical Miss Okay So Poorly Today You Have Every Boss Encounter It's It's A Thing This Has Been Super Naturally Unlucky But Given Our Precedent I mean I Don't Know If It's Been That Much Away From The Norm But It Feels Like It's That Too Much Can I Get Reflex Saves No I'm Gonna Explode Okay Reflex Save You Said Yeah Reflex Save For You And Vina Please Yeah 32 Ooh Nice 30 So You Take Nothing Vina And Then Baldrick You Will Take Half Of This So Only Eight Hell Yes I Take Eight Damage Then The Face Will Attempt To Shoot A Mental Bolt Out At Rahua Again Who Continues To Be It It's Annoyance Oh It's Your Turn Not I Went Twice Okay Yes Take Your Last Action Yes You Fucking Bean Do Do It Yeah I'm Gonna Fucking Frost Vial Because I've Run Out Of Bombs Yeah That's Fair Roll Easy 20 That'll Hit No No It'll Miss Fuck You But It Takes Six Cold Damage Freeze It Now Okay Okay Okay Okay Takes Six Cold Damage Okay It's Very Cold And Rocky Okay All All right Then Then it Does It's Thing It Moves And Then It's Gonna Shoot At Rahua With Psychic Blast Again No I'm Going to Spend A Villain Point Because I've Been Sitting On Three This Entire Session Fair Oh That'll Hit That's Right Rahua Wait Oh It's Rain Strike We're Gonna Hit you For Thirty Mental Damage Pew Pew In The Kiss Then Then End Of Its Turn It's Gonna Take Eighteen Fucking Points Of Acid Damage Which Will Cause It To Hit Its Last Threshold And Then Once Again It's The Flip Zone You Can Tell That Now This Is It This Is For All The Marbles As When You Do This The Immense Sort Of Face In The Wall Crumbles Apart Collapsing Into Nothing And Then The Barrier On The Brain Disappears Alright And That Was That Guys Go Veena You're Up Okay Alright What Is Wrong With Orange Hill Why Is He Got Zero Cause He's Dead He Got Down He Got Macro Dosed With Sipsy Sorry I Blinked And I Missed It He Was Full of These Did Okay Okay So How Low To The Ground Are These Clouds Uh They're Like Ten Feet Up Above The Ground Sort Of Thing Okay I'm Gonna Use My Movement To Go Above Them And Then Forward For My First Two Actions Okay 20 Feet And Guess What I'm Gonna Do Thurston Plunging Attack Okay Do It Up 28 Acrobatics Yeah It's An Immovable Brain So That's Gonna Give You Panache On It Yes And Then I'm Going To Attack You Know What I'm Just Gonna Let You I'm Gonna Give You One Of My Villain Points Just To Fucking Help You Yeah Just Roll It Again Those Points Don't Fit In Our Coins They're Too Big I'm Giving You A Big Coin My Pity Points Yeah Then It's Gonna Be A Nat One Thanks Chad You Got Me It's A Critical Shit Sure Okay Thank You So The Villain Points Are More Powerful Than The Hero Points Shit Fuck My Secrets Damn it Damn it We Hold Now All We All We Needed To Know Is That The Villain Point Is Thurston Picking Up The Die Rolling It In His Fingers And Then Putting It Down On The Number He Wants That's Right All Fucking Do Me A Crit All Right Thank You For The Pity Point Thurston You're Welcome Uh Role Playing Everyone Is A Cooperative Game I Want You To Understand This Role Playing Is A Cooperative Game Did You Do 59 Points Of Damage To This I Love 59 Technically 69 Actually That's Piercing That's Right Because The Weakness So Nice 69 Hell Yeah We Got It Guys Play The Air Horn It's 69 420 My Knee Hurts Let's Call it There We'll Find Out What Exactly The Meaning Of All Of This Stuff Was Next Session They Defeated Another Boss Good Job They Only Needed My Help To Do It I'm Scared OBS Is Going To Crash We're Going To Do This Real Fast I'm Sorry To Go Through It Please Follow Everybody's Socials All in The Description Go Follow Alpha Boots Channels For Water Darkness Stuff Go watch Hockey Crow Streams Odo Odo Is Amazing I'm A Goober Thanks Thurston For Game Mastering Love Y'all Let's Have A Wonderful Day Goodbye Look At The Norfolk Wizard Game Thanks Goodbye Bye Fuck You OBS Yay