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- 0:00welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:07Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:13Things nerdy so Hannah was trying to tell me
- 0:20that Groot says something different to in in French than I am Groot well it
- 0:25says I am Groot but actually in French s Groot yes but I call [ __ ] on that he
- 0:31should still speak English you should still speak English cuz that's what he
- 0:35says cuz that's what Luke speaks and you should all speak what Luke speaks do you
- 0:38do you mean that if you watch the movie in France all of the characters are
- 0:43dubbed into French or if they only dubbed Groot all the characters are dobbed okay
- 0:49so in a world where everyone speaks French you think that he should still speak
- 0:54English yes all right show you're working and they just subtitled in what
- 0:58he says reasoning please go he's an alien they're all aliens and he's not
- 1:03actually speaking English he's actually speaking whatever his language is the
- 1:08only one who's not an alien is starlord I got to yeah but they're all
- 1:12speaking English except for Groot groot's not speaking English I'll stop
- 1:16you there none of them are speaking English they have translators implanted
- 1:20in them that's how it works in Guardians of the Galaxy they all speak different
- 1:25languages yeah oh moving on like the Babel Fish yeah they got they got little
- 1:31translators in there in their heads but then they figured that that would be a
- 1:34pain in the ass to to show all the time so they just it that's just how it is
- 1:38that it just is yeah I I also do think it's cool that Vin Diesel actually does
- 1:43dubb it in all the different languages that is pretty fun wait Vin Diesel does all the
- 1:50dubs yeah he speaks every language well he's got to get the performance enough
- 1:55to say I am Groot he speaks I am Groot in every language right yeah okay sure
- 2:00sure I think it's ridiculous that they how much does Vin Diesel charge for a
- 2:06Guardians of the Galaxy film probably too much I don't think he's getting paid
- 2:11that much it looks like he's got a rate card how much does he charge for a
- 2:14Guardians of the Galaxy film like if we made one he could just some days worth
- 2:18of work yeah like if we just wanted him to say three words in a film of ours how
- 2:23much would that cost like if I wanted him to say geek of the week how much is
- 2:27that four words mate it might have of
- 2:32weak yeah yeah is he charged by the word
- 2:36maybe no I'm trying to find out cuz it'd be cool if we can get him to say geek a
- 2:41week or I think it depends they just do the entire intro for us it depends on
- 2:45what there's more of if it's a if it's a drama he probably charges by the word if
- 2:49it's FAS and the Furious he charges by the explosion ah so we say fast and
- 2:56furious and so one explosion would be enough for that do you think well that
- 3:00means you can't say anything more than one word I don't know I haven't seen a fast
- 3:06and fury so there lots of explosions what are you saying are you saying that
- 3:10two words equal one explosion so you can get three words or you can get one word
- 3:14in an explosion well I'm saying if we're going word for explosion like one word
- 3:19One explosion whatever's there's more of that's what You' got to pay him for yeah
- 3:23but do we have to pay for the pyot Technics of the explosion cuz that
- 3:27sounds like a fo's errand here yeah that's a good point
- 3:31maybe maybe we should just find someone else
- 3:36FIV FIV how much is The Rock worth probably more oh sorry I didn't mean I
- 3:42hope Vin Diesel doesn't listen to this it's going to start another fight
- 3:44between them oh fine we can get Vin Diesel to do [ __ ] for us
- 3:48too The Rock can do the first three worlds welcome to
- 3:52multiple and then Vin Diesel can do the nerdgasm podcast starring Matt Dan Luke
- 3:59Etc whoa I right money
- 4:02bags oh he he'd be less right surely Vin Diesel is less money to High I mean he
- 4:08he's only in fast than Furious movies we're going to start something again
- 4:12here isn't that what that argument was all about I don't well we don't actually
- 4:19know what the argument was about I think one of them was lazy or so the other one
- 4:22thought which one do you think was lazy Luke well that would be uh Vin dieselz
- 4:29because the rock would never be lazy I actually I would agree there's no way
- 4:33the rock is a lazy guy there's no way but I'm not sure diesel looks lazy
- 4:38either no good point yeah certainly not lazier than me otherwise I would
- 4:43probably look like that Bal I mean yeah you've got
- 4:47it well you're not that lazy that's true I'm working on
- 4:54it well actually it's because um you are lazy you're not that bold
- 5:00too lazy to go more bold is that what you're saying yeah too lazy to go more
- 5:04Bal can't be bothered cuz to go that bold actually requires effort I'm like
- 5:08no you guys can hang out there I guess last years The Last of Us that video game
- 5:14about my hair and one of them is a little
- 5:21girl there was an an eclipse here oh we a total eclipse uh of the heart no of
- 5:27the sun yes um did you did you watch it I I was not in the path of totality
- 5:34which is the the bit where you get to see the whole Eclipse but I sorry wait
- 5:38before we go on that's what it's called yeah when you bang onto the eclipse it's
- 5:43called the path of totality why is that not the name of a band it's the name of
- 5:48a corn album oh God damn yeah but uh it probably is how good we used to think
- 5:55corn was yep they're not though they're not
- 6:01no they're they're good in we went and saw them uh last end of last year and
- 6:07they were good cuz they played all the songs that I used to like well okay okay
- 6:12so you weren't in the path of what what is it again totality and yet it was still
- 6:18pretty good view uh I saw a little I saw a little bit of it okay uh like it it
- 6:23where we were it got a bit darker and there was like a little little wedge out
- 6:27of it oh okay that's it's kind of disappointing actually' where was the
- 6:32path of totality uh it went through Oregon I know cuz my my boss who lives
- 6:38in in California drove to where it was H he sent some amazing photos actually it
- 6:42got like actually got dark yeah right like it was you know night time in the
- 6:49middle of the day kind of and uh and then kind of through uh and up the
- 6:54middle of the US kind of I think I find it funny that North Carolina I me the
- 6:59Earth is so small compared to the Sun I'm surprised that being on one end or
- 7:04the other of the United States gives you a better a better look at it than other
- 7:09places I guess the moon you know the moon passes through you got to be in the
- 7:13path there's one in 2024 that's going to come right through
- 7:18New England uh in particular it's going to go through uh Burlington Vermont
- 7:23where we were a couple weeks ago so I'm I'm thinking might head back up there
- 7:27for that cuz then then I will get a good
- 7:30proper look at it but the eclipse seems to confuse people a little bit like
- 7:36people don't seem to understand how the Sun works because there was a lot of and
- 7:43in the in the defense right there were a lot of warnings on TV and and everywhere
- 7:47people saying don't stare at the eclipse cuz you will damage your eyes ever look
- 7:52at the sun no no no but I look at time that's not what they said what they said
- 7:56was don't look at the eclipse you'll go blind and people were freaking out and
- 8:03and like like I don't want to go outside then like oh thinking that the eclipse
- 8:08is yeah is different to the sun normally like it's an eclipse is Magic basically
- 8:13and someone someone God I've heard people say that they didn't know what to do with their
- 8:19pets like what if they leave the dog outside is the dog going to go blind and
- 8:23uh and you know what is it radiation from it a weird place
- 8:28man but yeah just don't look at the sun ever like it's you just shouldn't look at it yeah
- 8:34even if there's something in the way the the sun is still really bad for your
- 8:39eyes and it's actually quite difficult to look at it like you can glance at it
- 8:44but you got to really want to do it right that's right here's the other
- 8:48stupid thing do you know like after the eclipse happened uh the Google search
- 8:53rates for my eyes hurt because I looked at the sun increased like
- 8:588,000% yeah so even with all those warnings people still stared at it I'll
- 9:03admit I did I did look I Googled beforehand no I I looked on good cuz I
- 9:09was like how how bad is this going to be cuz I am going to look at it like I'm
- 9:12going to glance at it like it's going to happen I can't not and uh I think you
- 9:17actually have to stare at it for a bit for there to be a problem so who the
- 9:21[ __ ] is doing that just staring at the sun really
- 9:25stupid people yeah well um everyone looks at the Sun I'll look I'll look at
- 9:30the sun tomorrow go on then go on scared we we need a little social
- 9:36media followup of that too Luke being blind yeah I mean I think
- 9:40our listeners need to need to witness exactly how you feel directly after staring at the
- 9:46sun I'll share it on Snapchat or Instagram or something do it but I'm
- 9:52going to do it CP 4le 4 at Snapchat I mean look the the president of the
- 9:57United States did it so you'll be you be fine yeah I just love the fact he did that
- 10:01for like half a second but everyone just read with it that that's how he looked
- 10:07at it yeah yeah he he can't get away with anything
- 10:12no no so Matt I I I want to put something to you right you said that
- 10:17from from where you were looking at it only a thin
- 10:21Slither uh was was covering the Sun a thin James gun film yeah
- 10:27yeah yeah that about little wormy things y um could that because I'm a I'm
- 10:34obviously a flat earther I think you're a flat earther too Matt
- 10:38right flat earther yeah because I mean you know Sun's only 29 miles away from
- 10:43the earth yeah and if the Earth was to cast a shadow uh it would just be a thin
- 10:47sliver right it wouldn't be exactly and it would still be like
- 10:51little edges of the sun cu the the square yeah proof is it square or is it
- 10:55a circle sorry it's still a circle oh all right my bad well it it's dis like a
- 11:02It's s yeah what is that called that's like
- 11:07the tabletop earthers there's like pizza pie earthers and tabletop
- 11:13earthers it's more of rhombus really due to the uh you know the the water rubbing
- 11:18away the sides but how how do they think an eclipse works then or do they they
- 11:25just don't think about it no no they they do explain it because
- 11:30no they don't still I I forget I was reading up on it about it the other day I forget what
- 11:36they said but they do explain it God that is so weird to me it's how they
- 11:42also explain like how the Earth rotates it doesn't rotate around the earth it
- 11:46just it's up above us and just spins around and that's how you still have
- 11:50night and day that it just goes in a big circle do they think that's how nor like
- 11:56a normal science works you know what I mean by normal science like someone just
- 12:00sits down and goes well it's probably that yeah that'll do uh I think maybe
- 12:05the Earth is round so if it was how would that work okay fact like that's
- 12:11not yeah if you ever get into an argument with flat Earth I thing that
- 12:15they will always try to get you to explain to them is what is the
- 12:18measurable drop rate of the Earth or something what they want to know what
- 12:22the measurable curve is the curve of the earth it changes
- 12:27yes well yeah that's the thing but they go well you can't that doesn't exist
- 12:32anywhere well no it doesn't because the Earth's not flat like your argument at
- 12:36the curve and the drop rats yeah just you can't win against them I've seen uh
- 12:42videos where they you know like there was that Red Bull guy who went up and he
- 12:44had a bunch of GoPro footage and they think it's a big conspiracy and then
- 12:48they had footage where they took his camera footage that had like the curve
- 12:52to it and they straightened it and they were like look yep like you [ __ ] straightened it
- 12:58like understand it confuses me how that's like evidence of anything all their
- 13:04science is about proving the other evidence wrong not about proving you is
- 13:09flat exactly look watch this I found this documentary called the Chamber of
- 13:13Secrets Magic's real mat you bring up a valid point actually with your your
- 13:19Square Earth because if you do believe the Earth is flat there's no and you don't believe
- 13:25it's a sphere there's no reason to also believe it's even a Circle or a disc of
- 13:30any kind in fact if you're going off of evidence there's anecdotal evidence
- 13:35everywhere that the Earth is a rectangle because that's what Maps look
- 13:41like and why why would they make them square if they weren't Square yeah
- 13:45unless that's a conspiracy too now I uh I heard this week that Jerry Lewis
- 13:52had died mhm and I actually thought he had he had already died I had no idea he
- 13:57was still alive he must have been yeah cuz he stopped doing the whole Ms
- 14:02thing in France a while ago and I thought he just yeah the what went to a
- 14:07hole no no he didn't have FS he used to do uh televis charity thing every year
- 14:12okay for Ms and you watch don't know
- 14:15that I've ever seen anything with Jerry
- 14:19Lewis I know when I was very young I watched uh The Nutty Professor and I
- 14:26thought it was [ __ ] hilarious you be a lot of shows on a late Sunday
- 14:32afternoon where yeah that was the movie was on human de man yeah that's right
- 14:37nauy Professor the one that they remade with like Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy yeah
- 14:43he plays his whole family in like fat suits and stuff yeah
- 14:49yeah there was also one called the absentminded professor that had the dad
- 14:54for my three sons that I think they also made possibly also with Edie
- 14:59Murphy could be and I've seen that I don't know if I've ever seen a Jerry
- 15:05Lewis movie ever yeah I I that's crazy because that was cuz back in the day you
- 15:11didn't really get a choice of what to watch on television that's true you just
- 15:16had to watch it you didn't get to choose want to watch you were forced to watch Jerry
- 15:21Lewis or uh Benny Hill I was forced to watch no never really saw Benny Hill
- 15:26really I liked Benny Hill actually think you guys might have had different dads
- 15:31that's what that's what I put this down to yeah my dad didn't make me watch
- 15:35Benny Hill or Jerry leis thankfully what did he make you watch
- 15:40trying to think what my dad used to force me to [Laughter]
- 15:47watch yeah so uh Jerry Lewis uh geek the
- 15:51week no no no he doesn't he doesn't rank
- 15:58no wait wait wa got he was alive lukee do you dislike Jerry Lewis because you
- 16:02were forced to watch his movies or because you just get a feeling he's a
- 16:05horrible person no no no it's nothing about whether I like him or not this
- 16:09time this is we forgot he was alive so I think it's I don't think it's really
- 16:13fair we give geek a week where we forgot about I must say like I've I've seen
- 16:18clips of him you know in VAR I mean my biggest memory of Jerry Lewis is when uh
- 16:24in Home Alone they're flicking through channels and every channel is Jerry
- 16:27Lewis right and I didn't get that joke
- 16:31uh but he looks like an even worse Jim
- 16:36Cary that's probably accurate No Maybe I'm with Luke here maybe he doesn't get
- 16:42geek of the week maybe he just gets all right well in that case I'm going to
- 16:46give him the opposite of geek of the week which is just geek of the week
- 16:49backwards and we can start doing that from now on I like
- 16:57it wait no the it wouldn't be the same yeah it would just be
- 17:03[Music]
- 17:07like yeah weird question how old am I
- 17:11how old are you yeah is this a trick try we actually good friends 36 or am I 37 I
- 17:17believe you're one year younger than us yeah I think you're 36 and we're 37
- 17:22thank you mhm right and you've had your birthday this year
- 17:26already Y and you were born in 19 one I believe okay I just entering a
- 17:32competition to win an Xbox that's all I couldn't remember how old I was [ __ ]
- 17:37hell I think it might said on your passport or yeah your driver's license
- 17:43that's in the other room and it' be really rude to leave the maybe you could
- 17:46ask Hannah to get your passport out for you
- 17:50Luke not good with my age yeah or when my birthday is yeah or sharp objects oh
- 17:56I don't know when your birthday is I don't know where anyone's birthday I
- 17:59remember when my anniversary is also I hate when Facebook says it's so and so's
- 18:03birthday cuz it's like well no because I've forgotten a whole bunch of people's
- 18:06birthdays or I didn't get the notification so I can't start doing that
- 18:10like I just don't say happy birthday to people on Facebook because it's it
- 18:14doesn't always tell me and so it looks like favoritism whereas you just don't care
- 18:19about any of them it's not that I don't care it's the I well I think fa you know
- 18:24what I'm not into I don't see the point in wishing someone happy birthday if you
- 18:27haven't spoken to thema I'm not into Facebook anyway so I just I
- 18:31I've stopped doing it like it'll pop up every now and then randomly say oh it's
- 18:35so and so's birthday and then I go in there and I'm like well it was like 10
- 18:37people's birthday the last month you didn't tell me about I can't say happy
- 18:41birthday to this person cuz you know Facebook is sending me a lot of messages
- 18:45lately going hey you might learn to be friends with this person yeah I get
- 18:49about two a day and I'm no no no I don't well it tells you you should be friends
- 18:56with people it doesn't tell me that yeah probably knows he knows you don't want
- 19:00to be friends with anyone man yeah he knows I don't want to be friends with
- 19:03anyone probably true I learned about a uh a diet this week oh yeah that uh that
- 19:09I I thought May that sounds pretty good but I don't know if my work will approve
- 19:12this was uh a diet that was invented uh by Catholic monks in
- 19:181624 oh it must be good yeah well you know that they they fast you know I
- 19:23learned about lent uh when I moved here because there's a lot of Catholic people
- 19:27here in Rhode Island oh yeah I learned about lent and uh and you know they
- 19:31swear off various things uh [ __ ]
- 19:36off well they they they uh they skipped things because of you know Jesus didn't
- 19:41eat for a while in the desert so they skipped things as well why you're not
- 19:46allowed to do anything Jesus didn't do in the desert yeah but no one knows what
- 19:50he did you can jerk off into the sand as much as you [ __ ] want
- 19:55then this is going to segue into another article I think now
- 20:02but yeah people give up meat smoking or alcohol and stuff like
- 20:06that meat smoking yeah um but uh back in
- 20:12in 1627 in southern Germany some Catholic
- 20:17monks uh they took it very seriously they took lent very seriously they
- 20:21didn't want to eat and they didn't want to uh you know Break The Rules or
- 20:24whatever but you were allowed to drink liquids and so they came up with an idea
- 20:29well why don't we just make some really [ __ ] hardcore thick beer and we can
- 20:33just drink that for 46 days yeah without eating isn't that what they used to do
- 20:39in Egypt as well yeah probably they give the slaves beer yeah so the idea was
- 20:44that they could just drink beer for like
- 20:47a month and then not have to eat uh so they made this this beer and apparently
- 20:53you can still get this it's made by Pana you know that company poana the the
- 20:56brewery in Germany know that's how you said it but sure it's probably not well
- 21:02how do you think you said it I have no idea Pana poana the beer is called
- 21:08Salvatore but they uh so they they they were drinking this beer and then and
- 21:11then they they kept refining it and then at one point one of the monks said hang
- 21:15on a minute maybe this is too delicious and we're kind of breaking the rules so
- 21:19they we are enjoying this too much yeah exactly like we're drunk and it's
- 21:23delicious I think maybe this is against the spirit of the thing and so they sent
- 21:28a barrel of it to the pope right but it it had to travel from the Alps saying is
- 21:34this okay all the way to the pope right in the Sun and by the time it got there
- 21:39it was like [ __ ] [ __ ] up yeah and the pope was like oh my God go
- 21:45nuts you want drink this horse piss as you want he was like absolutely this is
- 21:51this is perfect this is the spirit of Lent
- 21:56incarnate exactly yeah yeah go now and so it continued for uh for hundreds of
- 22:01years and and now you can buy it it's called Salvatore I think the the the
- 22:06particular beer it's still brewed named it after sounds Italian and Popes are
- 22:12Italian I know that yeah that's right yeah well these were Roman Catholic
- 22:16priests living in in the Alps so okay yeah so yeah but uh yeah I don't I don't
- 22:22know my work would approve if I just uh I was just drinking beer
- 22:26constantly so well it depends I mean I've I've seen you when you drink beer
- 22:32and you are merry uh you are
- 22:37enthusiastic um you have many things that are all Admiral qualities so I I
- 22:42think if your boss if your boss forbade it I mean it is it is a religious ritual
- 22:49right but see not always sometimes as evidence by uh what happened to my car
- 22:55when I accidentally threw a bottle through the window yeah
- 22:59sometimes you weren't beer drunk then though you you were whiskey drunk then
- 23:03that's a good point just like something in my brain very different yeah it's
- 23:08like uh it turns off this little switch in my head that's like that's a bad idea
- 23:13like the the part of my brain that can determine whether I'm going to have to
- 23:17pay for a [ __ ] window the next day gets disabled and uh yeah I think it
- 23:22will be funny to throw a bottle at a taxi I didn't hit the taxi I hit my car
- 23:29he hit his own car good thing you were drunk it's a good thing I'm otherwise
- 23:32you would have got a taxi [ __ ] I thought about that for months
- 23:36afterwards tortured myself also would have punched the [ __ ] out of you well he
- 23:42would have called the police right and rightly so cuz it was a [ __ ] stupid
- 23:46thing to do and and like honestly I thought about it for for ages afterwards
- 23:52and I yeah I'm like what the [ __ ] was I thinking uh to be young uh wasn't that
- 23:58young it was in my 20s I try to make it sound better than
- 24:02what it was pretty young compared to how old we are now that's
- 24:06true true do we have any other um Catholic news well uh I've seen that
- 24:12there is an article here about a TV show called preacher is this the one you're
- 24:17referring to and uh this is yeah uh interesting yeah uh this is
- 24:23the Seth Rogan show isn't it Seth Rogan Seth Rogan no I think this is a
- 24:29it's a comic no no I think he was the behind the one behind getting it made oh
- 24:33all right maybe you know that comic book adaptation of preacher now if you're if
- 24:39you're watching a violent comic book TV show about a preacher you you've got to
- 24:45you've got to kind of put you got to take off your blasphemy hat right you
- 24:50you can't be offended by the [ __ ] that happens in it so even yeah even when in
- 24:55the latest episode the episode opens with apparently a real dirty graphic sex
- 25:02scene involving Jesus Christ and a prostitute after which he goes off uh
- 25:09and gets himself crucified um then I
- 25:12then I don't what I don't really think you've got any right to be [ __ ] put
- 25:19out by this because you're already watching a show about a preacher who
- 25:22[ __ ] stalks the night killing right yeah I would imagine you yeah you
- 25:28already started down that road yeah I mean look not everyone wants to see
- 25:34their God balls deep in a prostitute but I mean I would have been like all
- 25:39right yeah feel if you're already watching this you know you're probably
- 25:45not that Squamish and yet [ __ ] internet's gone crazy for this preacher
- 25:51has just lost a viewer oh okay so why you so you stopped
- 25:57watching well I've not started watching this but uh based on the fact that it
- 26:01has hardcore sex scenes involving Jesus Christ I might just give this a
- 26:06watch have you watched American Gods yet yeah yeah oh that's true I need to watch
- 26:12that they got uh they got a few jesuses they do I love that scene with all the
- 26:17Jesus jesuses it's Latin so to be jesi Mexican Jesus and the uh the Black Jesus
- 26:23and the it's funny yeah because he's just whatever you want him to be yep
- 26:28he's whatever anyone has thought up at any point yeah God is good I got so sad
- 26:34when I realized it wasn't on anymore it was a short season yeah it was it was
- 26:38comp compared to Twin Peaks Twin because it was americ we watch American Gods and
- 26:41then we watch Twin Peak yes 20 something episodes look
- 26:46speaking of short seasons of things with hardcore sex scenes did did either of
- 26:51you guys watch
- 26:52sense8 no S8 S8 no is a show by
- 26:58yeah so the wki brothers are now the wki sisters they're both women now and uh
- 27:05and they've made this show called sense8 which is part really really good and part a
- 27:11bit infuriating uh and a bit cheesy and over the top but I I still watched it
- 27:16and enjoyed it uh it's about these uh clusters of eight people around the
- 27:22world that have a a shared like a hive mind that can kind of inhabit each other
- 27:28bodies so that they can use each other's skills where necessary so it's a good
- 27:32premise you know it's interesting actually yeah yeah it's a dead set withi
- 27:37premise pretty cool oh so they stole it off some old black
- 27:41woman sorry that's an obscure Matrix reference no no I got you I got you
- 27:45buddy yeah no um but they canceled it this was on uh Netflix was a Netflix
- 27:51original two seasons and a movie uh Netflix are not renewing it they said
- 27:55the interest is just not there uh but a night in shining armor has come through
- 28:01and uh porn website x hamster sure none of you have heard of x
- 28:06hamster x hamster x hamster have come
- 28:10out publicly and said we will produce season 3 of sense 8 if the witch askis
- 28:17are open to it h wow and are they they have to modify the content seriously or
- 28:24with we want to have [ __ ] in the background well they're they're serious
- 28:28here's what they said we're huge admirers of the show as are many of our
- 28:32fans obviously for both of us and the wkis this would be a big move and the
- 28:37logistics would need to be worked out this isn't just about switching a
- 28:40network this is about switching the way the show is delivered and how it is
- 28:44produced and what is produced does it open up possibilities for the storyline
- 28:48if the show is moved away from a mainstream Corporation and onto a
- 28:51platform that's not sex phobic which I read as we're going to [ __ ] take this upper level
- 28:58[Laughter] so they um I'm interested to see it cuz
- 29:03someone's going to try that soon so they think Netflix is sex
- 29:07phobic is that is that what they're getting at well no I think they're every
- 29:13show even like Game of Thrones is sex phobic to the way they're
- 29:18thinking Jesus to see stuff going into stuff yeah
- 29:24that's what sex is y but yes no I I think you're right Luke I think I think
- 29:30they're uh they're planning to I mean you know they they make pornography at xham
- 29:37right as far as I know do they make it or they distribute it well either way
- 29:42it's all [ __ ] porn right sure sure sure none of it's like and I could
- 29:46actually see them trying to maybe s make a serious show and cuz they're using an
- 29:52established show already to do it and try and make it mainstream show with sex in
- 29:58it go for it they used to do that back in the 70s when there used to be like
- 30:03good sex in movies you know cuz I I remember there was a few movies is a few
- 30:09movies where Playboy produced but like good movies [ __ ]
- 30:15that's got no examples at the top of my head um
- 30:22Gaga that one gallaga no I'm talking
- 30:25about actual good movies like uh God I know gag was the one where they
- 30:31filmed it and then the director came back and went uh we're just going to
- 30:34film some extra scenes and then just threw in all these sex [Laughter]
- 30:39scenes oh here's one uh Playboy funded
- 30:43uh Roman pansy's 1971 MC Beth right there you go that worked out well for
- 30:49him yeah [ __ ] what is going on with pansy now he's just living that was uh
- 30:56that was after if uh oh do a timeline in your head was the very next movie very
- 31:02next movie he made after this [ __ ] went down that was a bold move then finding
- 31:08him again sorry I mean the the first really horrible thing that happened to
- 31:12him not the second one oh right well actually the first horrible thing that
- 31:17happened to palansky was probably the Holocaust because he's a concentration
- 31:20camp Survivor but then there was the whole Charlie cutting his unborn fetus
- 31:25out of his wife's stomach and using it to paint the the on the wall of their house oh
- 31:31God what's her name Susan what's her name anyway whatever yeah no no no I
- 31:38mean the the girl the the girl who did it right yeah yeah doesn't surprise me
- 31:41that you know her personally and that you probably uh sympathize with her side
- 31:45of it I do not no good good no so this was after his wife was butchered but
- 31:52before he had sex with that 14-year-old girl that he drugged um and sodomized in uh
- 31:58Jack Nicholson's pool no no
- 32:04no so Matt I noticed something this week that might interest you Susan Atkins is
- 32:09who I'm thinking of Susan Atkins uh yes uh Matt do you remember your acting
- 32:16debut back in the uh the mid to late ' 80s in a little uh little Australian
- 32:21drama series called A Country Practice of course how could I
- 32:25forget your memorable performance as a school bully wasn't it yeah yeah yeah I
- 32:31got a rock thrown at me I don't know this through a window what do you mean you don't know
- 32:35this what when did this happen in in the 80s as described by Daniel I thought I
- 32:42was You In A Country Practice yeah I was in A Country Practice how do I not know
- 32:46this I don't know CU you I'm a terrible you don't care about me yeah I guess I
- 32:52guess you weren't watching A Country Practice in the ' 80s and seeing a kid
- 32:55and going one day he's going to be our best man like when I was in when I was little I
- 33:02wanted to be an actor and so I got my mom signed me up for uh I got an agent
- 33:07Maxine was her name and I joined was it actor equity and all that Maxine is such
- 33:12an agent name isn't it yes and she was she was very
- 33:17darling um but yes I did uh I did things is what you [Laughter]
- 33:23mean but uh yeah I I did a few things at A Country Practice I did a film called
- 33:27the leaving of Liverpool oh uh I was in Liverpool England or Liverpool in the
- 33:33southwest suburbs of City it was leaving Liverpool England but it was filmed uh
- 33:37in Sydney and the ship that we left England that left Liverpool on was the
- 33:41faar if you recall fa which was a luxury
- 33:46luxury Cruise liner which I think is not
- 33:50accurate well uh fans of A Country Practice will know that the entire
- 33:55series uh happened in a town called won Valley um and most of it happened in a
- 34:02place called won Valley Hospital uh the
- 34:05building uh of which is now for sale H
- 34:10should we buy it we could buy it um I don't really have any money but uh is it
- 34:16is it an actual hospital or just a building now I'm fairly certain it's
- 34:21just like a stately house I mean you but you could perform surgery anywhere Luke
- 34:26because you're not a doctor yeah I am a doctor oh how do I not know this
- 34:31about you see that's we're both bad friends don't don't get down yourself I
- 34:35didn't know what are you a doctor of everything wow just a general
- 34:41practitioner then just a general do I can do a bit of
- 34:44everything there you go you come see me I'll make you feel better
- 34:51wink uhhuh okay all right oh well there you go the uh now I'm can find many
- 34:56articles of this but I can't find an actual listing for
- 35:01it uh I was going to say you know what doesn't play well here versus Australia
- 35:05is saying that I was on A Country Practice cuz no one knows what the [ __ ]
- 35:08I'm talking about here let's find the American equivalent of it it would be
- 35:12like you were on Dallas sure right okay listeners Matt
- 35:18used to be on Dallas yeah and now JR's house is up for
- 35:24sale it was pretty popular country practice Yeah
- 35:28yeah yeah and I was I remember one episode where there was a lady playing
- 35:33Pok machines and she put the magnet bag on the Pok machine and it kept giving it a
- 35:37jackpot and there was a one bat yeah that's all my knowledge of A Country
- 35:42Practice right there wombat's name was Fatso yeah yes yeah wouldn't get away
- 35:48with that now fat shaming the wombat no that's like uh it's like HP Lovecraft
- 35:54calling his black dog [ __ ]
- 35:58I don't think it's quite as it's exactly
- 36:03that exactly like that I yeah rereading HP Lovecraft is like oh
- 36:09[Laughter]
- 36:11God so so casual the racism in it like
- 36:16cuz it's it's a very different time right and it's almost like well I mean
- 36:20it's just how they talk Americans well yeah in the uh in 1906 or
- 36:27whenever this whenever the particular story was written yeah when America used
- 36:31to be okay with racism as opposed to now where nothing racist ever happens oh
- 36:36yeah you know we we're all good here now I can't have a single instance lately
- 36:42where there's been a problem let's not even go there man no I don't the uh
- 36:47there were two A Country Practice alumni in my film The Tale job you and uh and
- 36:54Grant dodwell who plays uh who played the vet On A Country Practice yep so and
- 37:00we reunited sted cast yeah reunited didn't he didn't remember the episode
- 37:06but uh you know it's fine did a lot of them there were a lot of episodes yeah
- 37:11yeah do you remember that episode where a little kid throws a rock through a
- 37:14window uh sure no but he was he was very nice about
- 37:19it like he pretended he was excited to see
- 37:23me he's a great plug he's a great plug yeah uh so look if if you live in yes
- 37:30New South Wales pop into uh that's not
- 37:33super far from you Luke no quite three and a half 4 hours beautiful so if you
- 37:39happen to be in yes just pop into or just stand outside and look through the
- 37:43window of a realtor because I would like to know how much this is going for hey
- 37:48let's see if we get one one of our listeners to go out there yeah I know a
- 37:52few listeners that are very close okay
- 37:55to yes yeah or like yeah s like ginger bines in that area
- 38:01isn't it that's like this that's where you go for snow in uh New South Welles
- 38:05is that area yeah or covering up a murder right it's actually snowing in
- 38:11camber today so I don't want to leave the house again anyone outside of
- 38:15Australia is not going to know what the [ __ ] we're talking about yeah it's
- 38:18actually snowing there I saw the uh I got a snap from from Hannah that yeah
- 38:23that was north side of camera nice well there you go cuz people ask me oh how
- 38:28did you get snow in Sydney and I was like absolutely not but uh I can I can
- 38:32confirm that it did snow in camra recently not enough to have like snow on
- 38:38the ground or anything but it snowed right not like it's going to have snow
- 38:42here in a few months and I'm going to have to dig my car out no not that type
- 38:46of snow I'm not even annoyed it's I like it it's fun well I you are you worried
- 38:52that this year it might not be wonderful and you might just be pissed off with it
- 38:56like everyone else around you was well I am a little worried apparently this year
- 39:00this this winter is going to be particularly bad cuz last year was last
- 39:05year was quite mild we didn't like I mean we had a fair bit of snow but
- 39:09apparently not really um this year the predictions are that we're going to be
- 39:13buried in it so well I don't know if it cuz it was quite cold here this winter
- 39:19as well it's cold here this summer I don't know if that affects anything it's
- 39:23summer here now and it's cold so I think it ain't [ __ ] cold
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- 40:41aware um so we've got who's this one for this is for Nate he's bumped up his
- 40:47contributions which is fantastic Nate he's been a long time uh supporter of
- 40:53the show so I've just done a little search here on Tu for any Country
- 40:57Practice merch uh but doesn't exist so if you're a budding artist uh this is an
- 41:03absolute hole in the market right now yeah be a gold mine to be the first one
- 41:08to get in on that imagine there was imagine there was In A Country Practice
- 41:12t-shirt that featured Matt as a 10-year-old
- 41:17boy in is one episod needs to exist smashing ack through the window of the W
- 41:23Valley Schoolhouse just so you're aware when when you
- 41:27I was wearing a soccer uniform can't remember can't remember the the colors
- 41:33or anything like that and there was a group of us surrounding some kid who I
- 41:37guess was a a regular on the show and we're mocking him and he threw a rock at
- 41:42us and smashed a window that's uh there go scene has been
- 41:47set if you want to capture that on a T-shirt and even if if someone wants to
- 41:52capture that and send it in uh we'll get it put on a t-shirt hey man I uh I once
- 41:57shouted out on this podcast that I wanted a stained glass window of myself
- 42:01in robes holding a lamb with a Halo and it [ __ ] happened so this [ __ ] could
- 42:05happen too in fact we should get that on a T-shirt and add it to our merge
- 42:11store yeah that's a good point I have to go back through the Facebook and get
- 42:14some of that stuff we've had some fantastic listener contributions yeah we
- 42:18really have now one thing I want to say is a lot of podcasts that I listen to
- 42:23give out their uh contact details at the end and as soon as they start I like
- 42:27switch off we throw our out into the middle because we don't want to forget
- 42:31and we just want to remind people how they can get in touch with us so don't
- 42:35start thinking it's the end and switch off just because you hear Matt going
- 42:39podcast at multiple nerdgasm there's more I try and get through it because I
- 42:42know people like most people I I assume know it's just for like it's like a
- 42:49reminder you know write in let us know and because we really do like if you
- 42:51contribute something you send something in we'll talk about it it all the time
- 42:55yeah yeah and the hearing from you yeah absolutely makes me feel a little warm
- 43:01inside podcast at multiple nasm.com can I read you guys an email that I got this
- 43:05week it's not from a listener this is from uh from somewhere else I had a
- 43:09problem with my players handbook which is the uh for those who don't know it's
- 43:15the the the main book that you need if you want to play Dungeons and Dragons
- 43:18I'm sure Luke's familiar with it okay a yep it's a book Luke doesn't read
- 43:24instructions no that's right he has someone read don't need them it just
- 43:27someone tells you what to do when you play I bet is that is that accurate
- 43:33pretty much yeah first round doesn't count the play handbook is the book that
- 43:38if you're going to play as a as a character uh that's the book that you
- 43:42need and then there's there's other books that you can add on uh some of for
- 43:46the you know the dungeon master some of them for the players but this is the
- 43:49main one that you need to play Dungeons and Dragons and we bought the uh the
- 43:53fifth edition one which is the latest edition of D and D we got one of the first
- 43:57editions of that uh which apparently have rubbish binding and they fall
- 44:03apart and so I uh y Pages started falling out of it and uh and and to be
- 44:09fair it's from 2014 so it's it's three years ago so it did all right but also
- 44:14this is this is a type of book that would get used a lot though look as
- 44:18books go that's not an old book no and
- 44:22so I uh I took a photo of it and cuz I had read online that that they had
- 44:28admitted there was a problem with them so I I took a photo of it and I emailed
- 44:31Wizards of the Coast who are the creators of Dungeons and Dragons well
- 44:35they they own Dungeons and Dragons Gary GX created it back in the day they sell
- 44:39you the book correct and uh and I got an email back uh asking for a photo of the
- 44:45copyright page which I sent in and then I got this email which I'll read to you
- 44:49now this is one of my favorite emails that I've ever received hail and well met Matthew of
- 44:54house ham we offer thanks to Ogar for your patience we've reviewed the runic
- 44:58markings in your images and determined that they align with a specific binding
- 45:01glyph that's been deemed too unstable for our purposes it's safe to say you
- 45:05can expect continued unraveling as Arcane Powers rejoin the ambient Mana in
- 45:09the atmosphere not to worry I've gone ahead and set up a replacement order
- 45:13from our stock of properly warded and runebound toms it should be shipping out
- 45:17soon so be on the lookout over the next few weeks as the wards have already
- 45:20begun to fail I fear shipping might sever the corporeal bonds holding the
- 45:23bound magic entirely while normally our orders archivists would re the pages be
- 45:27returned for safe decommission in this case we'd simply ask that you get what
- 45:31use you can out of them before they dematerialize entirely oh wow if you
- 45:37have no that's actually really nice yeah don't you don't have to send the book
- 45:41back uh if you have any further questions please feel free to reply to
- 45:43this email which kind of breaks the tone a little bit uh May the BS sing
- 45:50SS yeah that's I wish they'd said that but then I guess people would have been
- 45:53like what how was in the right May song of your Legend yeah so I love that
- 46:00email uh I think it's [ __ ] awesome and but then it made me wonder as well
- 46:06like yeah I I got the joke and that but what happens if you send it to someone
- 46:09who's like what yeah which is a lot of people I really doubt people who are
- 46:15playing dungeons of dragons are not going to get the joke yeah I think
- 46:18that's what they're banking on so but I do like the fact that they're saying
- 46:22like not to destroy it not to send it back just if you can still use it go for
- 46:26it but we're going to send you a new one anyway yeah it's fantastic so we got two
- 46:29now one of them obviously pag is falling out but you know it's perfectly usable
- 46:33uh pages are fine they just don't form a book right which you know for when we're
- 46:39playing D andd around the table might actually be an advantage cuz someone can
- 46:43say oh can I have the section on the yeah can I have the Warlock section just
- 46:47hand them the Warlock section so see uh it reminds us we need
- 46:52to play our game again soon it's true Star Wars has been a while
- 46:57also need to send you I've got cards for you for both of you oh for me
- 47:04interesting I forget what yours are I think they're like in they're random
- 47:09events cards or something and I've got the doctor one for Dan
- 47:14nice hell yeah yeah it's been a little while I'm uh I'm not going to drink next
- 47:19time we play cuz that uh that was a bad idea yeah let's try
- 47:24and keep it a little more on keep more stars story I'm I'm still
- 47:30going to try and sleep with everyone I meet but yeah no more spelling bees I'm
- 47:35going to shoot every woman you [ __ ] can you stop shooting them please I
- 47:42make no promises I might have got the last one pregnant oh God I forgot about
- 47:47that yeah so Matt you uh you had to take a picture of the uh copyright page and
- 47:53they sent you a new book I we had to take we got asked to take a picture of
- 47:56something this week There's a drip somewhere in our bathroom right just a
- 48:01drip drip drip it's driving away nuts um so we contacted our how do you take a
- 48:06photo of a drip the realtor said send a picture so I know what we're dealing
- 48:11with and we wrote back it's it's just a sound we don't know where it's coming
- 48:16from it's just a constant dripping sound and he wrote back please take a picture of the
- 48:24sound Al it's not even a dream you can [Applause]
- 48:31see just oh man yeah so did you take a photo of your bathroom and no we didn't
- 48:38we didn't just take a photo of of the
- 48:41air wrote back and just said it is it is
- 48:47unphotographable he's he's like oh [ __ ] what's wrong with these people
- 48:51yeah send me a picture of the sound or I'm not going to know what it sounds
- 48:55like does he mean a recording he just doesn't know the
- 49:00word yeah sound
- 49:03picture like on uh like on my uh my
- 49:08[Laughter]
- 49:11disman I want I wanted to talk about uh Mass Effect cuz we talked about this
- 49:17last week but I didn't realize exactly how bad this was uh and we don't have to
- 49:21spend a long time on it but we didn't really just touch on this at all I don't
- 49:24think unless Luke tried to tell us and we didn't understand but you know
- 49:28they're not making DLC for Mass Effect Andromeda and we were like oh yeah fair
- 49:31enough but they actually haven't even finished the [ __ ] story they like the
- 49:37DLC was supposed to finish the story shouldn't the game itself finish the
- 49:41story not anymore Dan that's not how games there was a sort of ending to the
- 49:46sort of main story but there was also a sort of stay tuned there's more to come
- 49:52with another Arc to be found and the bad guys were still
- 49:55around they announced it like hours before we recorded I think so it was I
- 50:02hadn't really seen the the backlash from the community yet but people are [ __ ] furious
- 50:08because like the the the quaran quar ship never got found yeah it never got
- 50:14found there's a whole bunch of loose ends that just never got tied up and
- 50:17then now they're just like nah that's that's life man that's life true but uh
- 50:23but I'm sort of with everyone really came down on hard on them and so no
- 50:28matter what they do now if they were to make more DLC and try and sell that to
- 50:33people people are going to be upset I think they're better to just leave Mass
- 50:37Effect leave it alone for a few years and then come back to it fresh cuz
- 50:42they're going to come back to it it's money yeah well I because it's people
- 50:45are really mad about it right and people were very hard on Mass Effect 3 in
- 50:51particular and people you know often people have said oh you know that's the
- 50:54really enjoyed Mass Effect three I did too but people got really pissed about
- 50:59the ending so much so that the writers left mhm like they resigned cuz they
- 51:03like you know what [ __ ] you all cuz people were we you know we spent [ __ ]
- 51:0610 years making these games and fans are really ruining stuff yeah like there's
- 51:12being upset and criticizing stuff yes but like it it's a
- 51:18business like I know that that's not you know that's not the a nice way to look
- 51:25at it but it is like if no one was watching your favorite TV show it'll get
- 51:30cancelled like that's what happens all the time and then people get upset about
- 51:34it has to come in and do a porno version I feel like Mass Effect
- 51:40Andromeda was bad enough clearly cuz people were mad about
- 51:45how not good it was that it doesn't really make sense for them to to spend a
- 51:50[ __ ] ton of money making the DLC yeah which people are just going to [ __ ] on
- 51:54so yeah just walk away leave alone they're still going to continue the
- 51:58story they're actually think later then no no they're actually um they're saying
- 52:03they're still releasing Books and Comics that will continue dead and droing the
- 52:07story so they're still going to finish it but they're just not making the DLC
- 52:12which yeah cuz unless people were getting it for free people were still
- 52:16going to complain and they would have even complained it was free so yeah I'm
- 52:21okay with them I'm I did not think Mass Effect and Dr I didn't think it was a
- 52:25good game but I don't think it feel as bad as people were making out it could
- 52:29have been a I agree with that I I just it just didn't grab my
- 52:33attention as much CU I I it became obvious to me how repetitive it was but
- 52:36I should have just pushed through with the story but I don't think it was as
- 52:38bad as all that it wasn't I've played worse games yeah I've played much worse
- 52:44games you've played worse games this week Yes actually no I've played good games oh no I
- 52:49haven't but by the way I uh I saw
- 52:54clicker Heroes watched the trailer and decided [ __ ]
- 52:59off yeah I saw Heroes didn't watch the trailer and decided [ __ ] off I haven't
- 53:05played it once this week um good I've been playing broken for [ __ ]
- 53:12sake play mankind divided I've been playing Bingo I'm addicted to bingo now
- 53:18I've been playing Hitman and also Solita I saw you playing hit man yeah the new
- 53:24one yeah the new one what's up cuz I picked it up on the last sale but I haven't played
- 53:29it yeah people H men you know you hit man that's what you do yeah uh no but
- 53:36all of the Hitman games are the same uh and I love that about them and the ones
- 53:40where they tried to put in a little bit too much of a story were probably less
- 53:44interesting than the ones where they just send you on missions so far this is
- 53:47just missions so it's good yeah I think that's what they've really gone for this
- 53:50time they've just made it yeah you do go around killing people and it's pretty
- 53:55yeah yeah sounds good I'm enjoying it might have to check it out once I finish
- 53:59bingo I might give it a go it is possible for Bingo it is
- 54:05possible for me to finish Bingo take get all the achievement um
- 54:10there's some sad news this week if it's true uh and Reddit has been very upset
- 54:17about it uh the Apparently former lead
- 54:22writer of ma of halflife 3 put up a Blog post that appears to
- 54:29be uh the plot of what would have been halflife 3 if it hadn't been
- 54:35canceled uh that's my understanding of the situation I've got a different
- 54:39understanding was that his way of saying it's been
- 54:42cancelled well from what I gathered yeah and he swapped some names around and
- 54:47flipped the genders of some characters and stuff I guess to avoid being sued um
- 54:52because apparently that's enough uh to
- 54:55to circum that and then uh posted it and then that means it's not happening but
- 55:01what is your understanding my something happened since then well no no no but my
- 55:05my feeling on this is it's not the fact it's been canceled cuz they're never
- 55:09going to officially say it's been canceled I think he'd actually sort of
- 55:13had the story worked out and written out way back they never announced it so they
- 55:16can't cancel it but I think he's had the story sort of all written out and way
- 55:21back then if you actually look at it it's 10 years ago so he's non-disclosure
- 55:26agreement would be finishing up right now and he's probably still flipped it
- 55:30for copyright but he just wanted to get his story out I don't think it's an official
- 55:36announcement of it being cancelled or anything no no no well it's definitely
- 55:39not official and because like I said they never even announced it it was
- 55:42being made but I think it's kind of a confirmation oh valve would being taken
- 55:47as a confirmation that it's not happening valve would be crazy to make that
- 55:51game yeah I agree actually like you saw what happened Mass Effect
- 55:57yeah they would rip halflife 3 to
- 56:02shreds because Gabe new said a while ago that the thing about halflife games is
- 56:08that they were kind of revolutionary at the time like both games did things that
- 56:12were kind of new and so if they weren't going to do that the implication was they won't
- 56:18bother so I guess they're just not going to bother
- 56:23cuz honestly seems like I the first halflife game was brilliant the second
- 56:29one did not like at all yeah I liked it
- 56:34good game yeah I just but fair enough I didn't know what was
- 56:40happening you got confused I was just wondering around confused i' drive a car
- 56:44I'd get out I'd shoot some things i' drive a boat I'd get out I'd shoot some
- 56:47things that's just life Luke you you're confused again oh oh that's just that's just you I
- 56:54might give it another try then what you you drunk when you play oh yeah you were
- 56:58never mind stupid question that was a stupid question man yeah I don't know I I didn't I
- 57:04haven't played episode one or two though uh I haven't either actually I think I
- 57:07started to play episode one at one point
- 57:12I have on PC which I don't have a PC so
- 57:15H do I own them I must oh I would that's
- 57:19how I got steam right um let me check my library you can now pre-order your Xbox
- 57:26X already have that's happening done within half an hour of them going on
- 57:30sale I haven't yet they sold out of those special edition ones now haven't
- 57:34they the launch ones ah yeah they sold out pretty quickly did you get one of
- 57:38those yes yeah okay special about the special edition um nothing much project
- 57:44Scorpio yeah says project Scorpio and I think the the casing looks a little prettier
- 57:50but that's it doesn't cost me any extra didn't actually know there was a limited
- 57:55edition one until after I got the email confirming i' pre-ordered it and I saw I'd got the
- 58:01project Scorpio version I don't know if I need one of these yet we were actually
- 58:07talking about it the other day because I was like oh I wonder if she should
- 58:11pre-order it but then the only reason to get it at the start is for 4K do you
- 58:18have a 4K television nope why are you getting one I'm not that's games will
- 58:23load a little bit faster there will be be some improvements but yeah I'm
- 58:29actually going to have this one maybe I'm going to wait I'm going to get it so
- 58:33I've got three but I'm probably going to have this one set up with my computer
- 58:36and I'll buy a 4k monitor and I'll play that there right yeah maybe I'll just
- 58:41wait cuz yeah I don't I'll I'll wait and I'll get one as I always do when there's
- 58:47a game I want that I can't play until I buy it that's the thing you're going to
- 58:50be able to play everything on your Xbox one yeah yeah but for now eventually
- 58:56won't eventually there'll be something out that that needs the spec out version
- 58:59to be able to play and it won't be the Scorpio it'll be the version after this
- 59:04perhaps cuz they're saying everything that's on the Scorpio will be able to be
- 59:08played on the Xbox one cuz all those games they you know they said they were
- 59:12going to enhance like The Witcher and all these games for it and I was like oh
- 59:15wow apparently the really it's just the the resolution that's different and they
- 59:20they're not actually going to do a whole lot other than that so it's just making
- 59:23them a little bit prettier it's not going to change
- 59:26anything yeah so I don't think maybe I'm just just going to wait I I needed one
- 59:32cuz one of my Xboxes is starting to die yeah and I always have to have a
- 59:37replacement I mean unless they want to give me one Microsoft if you're
- 59:40listening if you want to give me one I mean I'll use it if Microsoft are going
- 59:43to give an Xbox One to this podcast I better be getting it that's all I'm
- 59:48saying well you've already got you've got one I need another one look you've
- 59:52got one and Matt's probably going to buy one too I think if anyone should get get
- 59:56the free one it should be me because I'm the least likely to buy one anyway so
- 59:59they're not actually losing money if they gave it to either of you they'd be
- 1:00:02losing money the only way to solve this is to give us five of them yeah five
- 1:00:08that's true yeah one each and Spares yeah true give away to listeners I no I
- 1:00:14do like having SP work to give away to the listeners I I
- 1:00:19need spares to give away in a competition that you're not allowed to
- 1:00:23enter Luke or decide what competition is it's why I had I had two Xbox Ones
- 1:00:29within 6 months because I needed a spare cuz I can't trust it I don't if one
- 1:00:35breaks I needed to be able to play again right away imagine Luke's little face if
- 1:00:39his Xbox broke and he didn't have a wa anyway if it broke but if he didn't have
- 1:00:42a spare do you remember that video of him at I love this video of you at pxas
- 1:00:48in the Halo competition when you were losing was winning most of that match I was
- 1:00:54winning it was it's on our Instagram I think I'll try and find it it's [ __ ]
- 1:00:59hilarious to me your little face he's like you were losing but then the game
- 1:01:06dropped out the Network dropped out and then his face he's like looking around
- 1:01:11like and then what's it you said oh there's still hope cuz you thought you were going to
- 1:01:17cuz you thought you were going to get a rematch I I imagine that's your face if
- 1:01:22your Xbox ever dies just like sad confusion yeah and we'll put that back
- 1:01:27up on the Instagram this week because it makes me laugh where do you have people
- 1:01:31like stuff on the Instagram and then you see it's one of
- 1:01:35these free gift cards mhm do you report them I've never been offered a gift card
- 1:01:41I report them as spam if they comment I do we get spam comments sometimes man we
- 1:01:47got that remember that we got a bunch of racist [ __ ] posted once on uh because of
- 1:01:51Mass Effect Andromeda on uh Stupid Blues photos
- 1:01:57no no no it's I forget his name the one of the developers people don't like him
- 1:02:03but [ __ ] [ __ ] me I was I woke up one day and looked at the comments on the
- 1:02:07Instagram and I was like oh my God so uh yeah I I got rid of those oh but uh but
- 1:02:13the spam stuff uh uh yeah I reported if they if they post a comment but if they
- 1:02:17just like the photo I even I even report them if they like I get so many likes it's
- 1:02:22just yeah but I want all my likes to be real likes
- 1:02:26all right none of this what free Apple
- 1:02:30Gift Cards liking my [ __ ] why are you getting free gift cards I'm not getting
- 1:02:35free [ __ ] gift cards he's not getting them cuz he reports them M he's like I
- 1:02:40do not want your free gifts [ __ ] off yep
- 1:02:44repor unless it's unless it's Microsoft oh actually that's [ __ ]
- 1:02:50you want or or any vendor at a convention I will take any free stuff I
- 1:02:55feel bad about taking it but I will take it you do not feel bad I like you
- 1:03:01harassed you harassed the staff at the at the Xbox booth at EV Expo for a
- 1:03:07t-shirt they gave me one you yeah because you were [ __ ] incessantly
- 1:03:11bugging them about it and they were like these are for staff and he just wouldn't
- 1:03:16leave it was like uh occupy
- 1:03:21Microsoft and he was just going to stand there until they gave him a shirt well
- 1:03:26why give them a hell of a lot of money because because we were like Jenner and
- 1:03:30I were like we're going to go look at some games and we wanted off and I'm
- 1:03:33like he's not getting a shirt [ __ ] 20 minutes later he shows up with a
- 1:03:38shirt son of a [ __ ] I give Microsoft a
- 1:03:41lot of money that's true a lot yeah but I don't think it works that if you pay
- 1:03:47for exactly what you've gotten you deserve some extra stuff you haven't
- 1:03:51paid for I'm not sure that's how Commerce works times it does if you have like a
- 1:03:57rewards prr you get that you get you do get reward and he does benefit from that
- 1:04:02yeah I just cash in a 50 I they gave me a $50 gift card not long ago with my
- 1:04:07rewards son of a [ __ ] and I'm halfway to getting another $50
- 1:04:12one yeah but that's cuz you yeah you literally buy every game
- 1:04:16yes even but it's annoying because with the American games that aren't released
- 1:04:20here I don't they I don't get rewards points for them oh yeah cuz I have to use my other
- 1:04:26account yeah actually I just realized I think my rewards account is on the
- 1:04:30Australian store so that's wasted at the moment I should see about changing that
- 1:04:35yeah all you going do is just transfer your account over and it'll do it
- 1:04:38automatically I I've done that I've done that it's fine you'll already be over
- 1:04:43okay good good good good so um everyone
- 1:04:47remembers the academy award-winning Suicide Squad yeah yep and everyone's that's not
- 1:04:54a joke it really won an Academy Award yeah and everyone's favorite character
- 1:04:59well for me would have been anyone but the Joker what about you
- 1:05:04guys yeah I I loved everyone but the Joker actually no I hated everyone but I
- 1:05:09hated the Joker the most yeah that's same well out of everyone that was in
- 1:05:16that who do you think should be getting two spin-off movies two
- 1:05:22two wow yeah the joke is getting too spin-off movies now but it's just
- 1:05:28confusing one of them's going to be in
- 1:05:31the DC Universe with Harley Quinn and
- 1:05:36then the other one is not part of the DC Universe it's not played by is it Jared
- 1:05:43Leto yeah it's not played by him it's going to be a younger version and it's
- 1:05:47also going to be the Joker's origin story yeah DC have come out and said
- 1:05:52that they're going to do a bunch of origin stories that are they've said
- 1:05:58they're not in the DCU but that's that's not strictly true they're still in the
- 1:06:03universe but they don't have continuity with the other films that are one long
- 1:06:07story which is just stupid which is which is why I think there was some
- 1:06:14confusion last week uh when they were talking about Batman being not in the
- 1:06:18DCU right right and everyone freaked out he's like no it's still a Batman movie
- 1:06:23it's still set in the DC Universe but I guess this means they're doing
- 1:06:27Standalone films as well as the big story kind of like what Star Wars is now
- 1:06:33yeah but don't I don't understand why this seems like a shire way to just
- 1:06:37[ __ ] confuse people yeah already have here's his thing um what's the origin story of The
- 1:06:43Joker mysterious yeah there isn't one
- 1:06:48it's hinted that but there's no actual he's he has had stories he had an
- 1:06:54origin story in Burton's Batman but the the the thing that people praised most
- 1:06:59about the Dark Knight was that he didn't have one they didn't know anything about
- 1:07:03him and we weren't going to get one M yeah like and that made it terrifying
- 1:07:07but in the comics there's there's no like yeah I can't I think they've done I
- 1:07:13think they have done Origins for him in the comics but then they've kind of been
- 1:07:16like ah now forget about it yeah I think a lot of it is they sort of hint at but
- 1:07:19there's never been an actual thing and so I just yeah I think they and what Dan
- 1:07:25say they this is going to be confusing so one of them's not I mean well and
- 1:07:30that's the thing if if it's if Jared Leto right is going to be another one
- 1:07:34that's that joker that's fine that's that is fairly simple to follow and
- 1:07:38understand so you're telling me that the Batman film with Ben Affleck in it isn't
- 1:07:42part of it well that's [ __ ] confusing like if it's got Ben Affleck
- 1:07:46in it and it and it's also takes place in like a parallel universe then well
- 1:07:51then it's it's super confusing but I kind of I'm okay with that because um
- 1:07:57while I like that the Marvel universe is all intertwined and all the stories are
- 1:08:02connected I don't feel that every story I watch and every movie I watch should
- 1:08:06be that in fact Marvel's got that so none of the rest have to be well
- 1:08:10actually there's actually very very happy that this Batman movie coming out
- 1:08:13is just Batman going on an adventure and isn't actually the sequel to Justice
- 1:08:18League no I I agree with that but I also if it's the same actor then and and the
- 1:08:25same act does cuz cuz Jeremy Irons is still going to be Alfred then I mean it
- 1:08:29should still be in the same world it doesn't have to have all the think what
- 1:08:33it is there there's been an update in this article about the spin-off Joker
- 1:08:36one that it is a standalone story so
- 1:08:40it's just a one shot stand alone and but I think but is it is it or is it not
- 1:08:46within the continuity of the universe this one's
- 1:08:49not okay but the Batman one is Batman
- 1:08:53because that one is yeah it looks like people are just trying to cash in and
- 1:09:00make more movies oh that's a surprise well actually you know what you talk
- 1:09:03about can we talk about uh how you know Iron Man is in uh in in Spider-Man
- 1:09:08homecoming right everyone talks about how it's they put Iron Man and
- 1:09:10everything because he's the most popular one at the moment mhm but except for the
- 1:09:15first film they're all [ __ ] like he's in good films but his films have been [ __ ]
- 1:09:20yeah true but everyone loves Tony Stark yes I I get it I think he his character
- 1:09:26is stronger when he's not the lead when the show's not about him yeah
- 1:09:32cuz it's like when he's in the suit he's you know he's he's super powerful and
- 1:09:38he's the best at everything that's why he's like schooling all the other
- 1:09:40superheroes and that but then you take him out of the suit and it's like well
- 1:09:43we've already seen every movie he just oh he's lost the suit yeah like and he's
- 1:09:48got to shoot people instead he's a [ __ ] withit to everyone yeah he's got a weird
- 1:09:54facial hair that just can't stop staring at I just can't stop Imagining the
- 1:10:01person who has to actually shave it into that
- 1:10:04shape in in real life and in world where he has like a hairdresser who has to do
- 1:10:10that for him presumably yeah yeah exactly also when
- 1:10:15he's like he's been awake for 72 hours because he's been working on some
- 1:10:20project and it still looks like that that's right yeah like he's had laser to
- 1:10:25make it stay that way only grows there I mean this is nitpicking but uh they are
- 1:10:31bad films they I just wanted to yeah it confused me thinking about it I'm like
- 1:10:37wait a minute well they were also the first ones to start off this Marvel
- 1:10:42Cinematic Universe weren't they yeah yeah the first one's awesome yeah is
- 1:10:48great they just I don't know the others are yeah I don't know wait are they
- 1:10:51doing the fourth I don't think they really need to I they don't need to cuz
- 1:10:56Iron Man is in all the other films yeah yeah how long he's going to keep doing
- 1:11:00Iron Man as long as they keep driving that truck of money to his house that's
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