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OUTRO: Going Full Leigh · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
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  Speaker 1: for dogging for to seven every weekday on radiocare. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you what ever?
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  Speaker 2: How are you feeling, Jason? H your voice sounded really
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  Speaker 2: weird earlier?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it did, and if I might have to talk
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  Speaker 3: in a higher register in order for it to come across.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, honest, I
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  Speaker 3: think you're It was fine this morning and then I
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  Speaker 3: started talking to my daughter and it just went.
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  Speaker 1: To the show man. Yeah, maybe maybe an actual fact.
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  Speaker 3: I got home last night and my voice completely was shit,
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  Speaker 3: and my wife was like, what the fuck is going
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  Speaker 3: on with your voice?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, I have no idea. Is there something
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  Speaker 1: happening with these headphones on my lift working? I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like it's not screwed until it's a debt properly.
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  Speaker 4: This is good chat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. How are you going anyway? Phiels?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm great. I spent the whole day digging. Yes, right,
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  Speaker 2: because we've got this. We got a picket fence at
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  Speaker 2: our house, right.
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  Speaker 1: And a white picket fence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the back and it's got like a concrete
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  Speaker 2: base on it that you know, someone's made to anchor
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  Speaker 2: it into the ground. And a roots has grown under
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  Speaker 2: it of this tree and has tilted it all forward.
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  Speaker 2: Now you can't close the gate on the picket fence.
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  Speaker 2: Spent the whole day digging and cutting out roots.
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  Speaker 3: O me, I tell you what with us doing the
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  Speaker 3: you know, the our garden at the moment, the old.
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  Speaker 1: Roots, they're just fucking a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: You get these fucking massive, knotty bastards that go about
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  Speaker 3: four feet under the ground. Yeah, that you actually ended
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  Speaker 3: up having to hack away with with an axe and ship.
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  Speaker 1: That was me today. I hate it. I hate that shit.
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  Speaker 4: It was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Like I have to do something about my back because
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  Speaker 2: I was working for five minutes and my back was sore,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, I have to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to exercise.
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  Speaker 2: Pilates. Running hurts my back because of my ye. So
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  Speaker 2: I think I've said to my wife, really, I might
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  Speaker 2: discuss on the show. I think I need to start
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  Speaker 2: doing pilates.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get in touch with my wife because she
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  Speaker 3: does them every morning and she's big into the pilates.
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  Speaker 1: In touch with Jose's wife about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you picturing here? Like I come around
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  Speaker 2: to your house and do them every morning with your wife.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm picturing. Are you picturing? And
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  Speaker 1: she'll go, hey, go on this side. I go on
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  Speaker 1: that side. They're really good. I think would want to
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  Speaker 1: go to the classes and sort of be up the
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  Speaker 1: back there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe no, Well there's my wife's been to quite
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  Speaker 2: a few and she's like, there's this one really good
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  Speaker 2: woman who used to do it at the gym around
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  Speaker 2: the corner from our house. Right, she doesn't do it
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  Speaker 2: there anymore, So she's gonna bring her up and see
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  Speaker 2: where she does it now, because she was like, she
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  Speaker 2: was really good.
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  Speaker 1: To wife about it. Is it is that hot Pilarates
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  Speaker 1: doing it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it hot?
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  Speaker 3: Or that there is hot Pilarates too? Really, in terms
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  Speaker 3: of your your picket fence leaning over the ai, we've
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  Speaker 3: got to our what do you call it?
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  Speaker 1: Clothesline? It's been you know, cemented into the ground there.
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  Speaker 2: I picture you as one of the classic middle pole
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  Speaker 2: spinning clothes lines.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's an old school one, but it's not
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  Speaker 3: a massive lean though, right, It's like yeah, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I could fix it, but no, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: You could figure actually could have it fixed. I could
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  Speaker 1: have it fixed.
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  Speaker 4: Because of tree roots.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's tilting because the lawn just got
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  Speaker 3: really wet and it's in concrete and it's just gone.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like Magi from last year or two.
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  Speaker 3: I actually don't think I could fix it. I think
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  Speaker 3: you would have to. It's terrible and your.
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  Speaker 4: Can you do this for me just to test real quick?
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  Speaker 1: Can you go?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: No? I won't do but I did you know, I
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  Speaker 1: got my stove level. You say on your advice, Ye,
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  Speaker 1: just adjusted the feet.
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  Speaker 6: There's good advice from your forty one listeners to.
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  Speaker 3: I was just worried because they were plastic feet, bugin.
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  Speaker 3: That's a fucking heavy oven, and I was thinking, if I,
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  Speaker 3: you know, screw them out of it, they're probably gonna snap.
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  Speaker 1: No, my luck. So I didn't do it. But then
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  Speaker 1: Casey was like, no, it should be fine. I love
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  Speaker 1: how I don't even try it.
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  Speaker 4: Starts the sentences as Jason finishes his lee.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well it's you know, it was about an inch
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  Speaker 3: off the bench, Moki, and I said, you know, I can.
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  Speaker 3: I can live with that for you know, a little while.
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  Speaker 3: But we're gonna get a bit of wooden slide that
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  Speaker 3: under there to bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: But then sorted it out. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: The Whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Whole Wucky Big Show Podcast. You've just done your
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  Speaker 4: whole kitchen up right.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it was a while ago.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Bailey, it was like within the last couple of years. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so you wanted to look nice with your new oven. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so you got to.
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  Speaker 1: Flesh new oven. It's pretty ship. Have you sorted out
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  Speaker 1: your extraction? Well?
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  Speaker 3: Actually I was talking to the electrician who came over
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  Speaker 3: yesterday that put the old oven, and and I know, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Man, there was months ago.
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  Speaker 7: What because you had to have the electrician install your oven,
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  Speaker 7: which you didn't know about because it came without the Yeah, it.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't months, but it was while it took us fucking
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  Speaker 3: ages to get a bloody we went to Europe.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was I think it was before you went
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  Speaker 2: too your I was already in Europe because I don't
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  Speaker 2: remember this at alls, must have been doing the show.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, and I said to him, yeah, so we've
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  Speaker 3: got this extraction fan here which we've got to put into,
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  Speaker 3: you know, because we're looking to rent the place. And
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  Speaker 3: he said, oh yeah, that'll be a fucking bitch of
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  Speaker 3: a job because it's.
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  Speaker 1: So far, so far from the roof.
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  Speaker 7: And they had to I don't know, man, the stitution
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  Speaker 7: was that the carb and filters?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, not great? What's not great?
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  Speaker 3: We looked into that they still has. You still have
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  Speaker 3: to do quite a bit of stuff with that.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't You just stuck the bastards in and that was
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  Speaker 7: the end of it. Okay, that's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: Not enough.
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  Speaker 5: You've got your own you to do with your clothes
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  Speaker 5: to get invited to come over, yeah, around and fix
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  Speaker 5: my other You're.
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  Speaker 1: Always welcome mating. I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you want to pop in mate address, Man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not telling.
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  Speaker 2: Your keys, and all I know is it's near the
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  Speaker 2: dairy that I got some potatoes from once.
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  Speaker 1: Because you'll turn up one day massively steamed.
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  Speaker 4: Seven am, choose out ready for my pilates.
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  Speaker 2: So what I did today, Jason, that could work for
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  Speaker 2: your washing line as I used a couple of tiunds
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  Speaker 2: and a tree, right, and I use them as like
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  Speaker 2: a wench almost to bring it forward after a dug
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  Speaker 2: in behind it. The concrete probably work for your washing line,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like a little word, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It took me, like, I don't know, fifteen minutest sort
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  Speaker 3: of construct a Winch.
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  Speaker 1: Can you can you imagine me trying to do a wind.
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  Speaker 4: It's a fucking tied out.
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  Speaker 2: It's just you put it around the tree, put around
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  Speaker 2: the thing, and then just tighten it.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like a Winch's engineer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a fucking I'm a superman. Hell man.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 4: It worked though, So my fence is nice as straight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's good because you want to straight picket fence.
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  Speaker 2: People listening to this must be like there's four people
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  Speaker 2: of this because your voice starts out as you and
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  Speaker 2: then changes yeah, yeah, you can you get through the
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  Speaker 2: show today?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: How you go crook and wake up about crook To
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  Speaker 7: be honest with, You're not great today, sweep like a bastard,
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  Speaker 7: wake up with the alarm of the old missus there Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and just not good?
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  Speaker 1: Not good?
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong? What are you feeling?
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  Speaker 7: It feels contagious? It feels like the sort of thing
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  Speaker 7: that Jason is going to get, but he won't know
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  Speaker 7: he's got it until he wakes up on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm aware when he's got a couple of days off.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a couple of days off coming up, and
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  Speaker 3: it will be fucking typical because it's We've got lots
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  Speaker 3: played for that, and I'll be crooked as a fucking dog.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you text, Why don't you have a word
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  Speaker 2: to to and why don't you say, Hey, I've decided
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  Speaker 2: I'm not taking leave. I'll be here Thursday Friday and
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  Speaker 2: then pull a SICKI Thursday Friday. Yeah, sure, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. It's sickly one. You only got like
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  Speaker 2: one day of leave left if you want to work
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  Speaker 2: New Year's, Evil Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: I want to be very sort of you know, pecky
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  Speaker 3: about when I'm doing my leave.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have you know, Thursday afternoon off, Toddy?
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  Speaker 3: That would be good, mate, Mate, that's you for the years.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of hours, a couple of hours before.
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  Speaker 7: The end of the year.
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  Speaker 1: It hours, yeah, you do it hours.
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  Speaker 6: I'd love to be able to help you out, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: a lot of stuff going on, a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of moving parts, a lot of things up in the air. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we all be Onay. I couldn't tell you. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: If I knew, i'd tell you. Yeah, but I don't
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  Speaker 4: know where I'll be.
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  Speaker 1: But hopefully we feel being about tomorrow the magi.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really want to be on a wind sweet
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  Speaker 3: beach feeling like this, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 7: Fucking ship actually planned to bring the kettleong a right,
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  Speaker 7: but she's off six so I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 7: connected to me feeling sick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure am pets as well. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that is.
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  Speaker 4: That's lands your cockle glens.
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  Speaker 5: And the aids and a sort of burning stomach. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I think it's all over for you. It feels like
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  Speaker 5: this is your last year, and not just on the
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  Speaker 5: radio on Earth.
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  Speaker 2: If you guys are going to be sick, I reckon
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  Speaker 2: we get through tomorrow, so it's not Keesy and Neil
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  Speaker 2: Wagner sitting in a time.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like that'll be good. Karen Reid and all.
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  Speaker 2: Of which are great New Zealand of course, especially the
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  Speaker 2: and pugs, but.
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  Speaker 4: Feelers all right, I wouldn't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm not going to be sick on Friday. Hey yeah, mad, but.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for listening seven weekdays. Man, it's good ship.