Latest / Frightmares / Halloween Special (2026)
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- 0:12Speaker 1: excessive foul language. Viewer discretion is advised. Enjoy the show.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Welcome back to Frightmares Podcast. I'm your host, Austin Proctor.
- 1:00Speaker 2: And joining me today for the second annual Halloween special
- 1:04Speaker 2: is Jason Helm. How are you doing?
- 1:07Speaker 1: I'm doing alright. I'm getting ready for Halloween. And I
- 1:10Speaker 1: am tired of it being 100 fucking degrees outside.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just realized your name is Bob.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I just put Bob in there.
- 1:21Speaker 2: I also almost said Jason Hillman because I have two
- 1:24Speaker 2: friends who have almost the same fucking name. So if
- 1:28Speaker 2: it sounded weird when I was like, Jason, it's because
- 1:32Speaker 2: I was like, you're not that Jason. It's confusing. Literally,
- 1:35Speaker 2: you guys shouldn't meet because that name is way too close.
- 1:38Speaker 2: But if you remember last year, for anyone listening at home,
- 1:42Speaker 2: we did a Halloween special where I don't remember what
- 1:44Speaker 2: the topic was. I think it was just like 13
- 1:46Speaker 2: spooky movies to watch during Halloween. Because I have my
- 1:49Speaker 2: list here in front of me, and it's like, oh, fuck,
- 1:53Speaker 2: I have a repeat. Oh, well, that's just how good
- 1:55Speaker 2: it is, I guess. I had two repeats that I
- 1:57Speaker 2: had to... I swapped one out, but I didn't realize
- 2:01Speaker 2: I had that one on there. That's okay.
- 2:03Speaker 1: I think I have one repeat from last year.
- 2:07Speaker 2: That's fair.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's just one. I think. I watched
- 2:11Speaker 1: the entire list of movies I did last year. I'd
- 2:14Speaker 1: be embarrassed.
- 2:15Speaker 2: No. So this year we're trying to do... Well, not trying.
- 2:18Speaker 2: We are. We're doing kind of kid-friendly gateway horror. It's
- 2:22Speaker 2: very fitting for me right now because I have a
- 2:24Speaker 2: three-year-old and you also have a young, a young, a
- 2:27Speaker 2: youngin as well. So figured we would do some kind
- 2:30Speaker 2: of stuff that we watched as children or, you know,
- 2:35Speaker 2: saw later in life. Some of these, cause some of
- 2:37Speaker 2: these obviously, you know, I have one from 2022, but
- 2:41Speaker 2: a lot of these honestly are from the nineties because
- 2:43Speaker 2: that's when I grew up and I wasn't, Everyone should
- 2:46Speaker 2: know my story by now. I didn't really get into
- 2:48Speaker 2: horror until 2004, 2005, but I still dabbled in the
- 2:52Speaker 2: Are You Afraid of the Dark and stuff like that.
- 2:56Speaker 2: It was on Nickelodeon. I really haven't had any experience
- 3:02Speaker 2: with Tales from the Crypt outside of a few episodes,
- 3:04Speaker 2: which we'll get to. But that's because it was on HBO.
- 3:10Speaker 1: It was always on. I remember watching Tales from the
- 3:12Speaker 1: Crypt on the SyFy channel.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Oh, really?
- 3:16Speaker 1: Yeah, so it used to be syndicated pretty heavily. The
- 3:20Speaker 1: thing was, it was always pretty heavily edited as well. Fair.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I remember when the DVDs came out, I was in
- 3:28Speaker 1: high school, and I bawled them. And I remember I
- 3:31Speaker 1: watched episodes that were edited because I'm used to watching,
- 3:33Speaker 1: but then I was like, oh, no, there's full-on going
- 3:36Speaker 1: for it because they could do that. Just dropping F-bombs.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Some of my favorite Tales from the Crypt stories... or not,
- 3:44Speaker 1: actually some of the, the Chop Poker episode is hilarious.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that one?
- 3:49Speaker 2: I haven't, no.
- 3:49Speaker 1: It's got Lance Hendricks in it, and they're just gamblers,
- 3:52Speaker 1: and they're just degenerate gamblers who absolutely hate each other.
- 3:58Speaker 2: I love it, yeah. I was just looking through Tales
- 4:03Speaker 2: from the Crypt, and I was like, oh my god,
- 4:05Speaker 2: I didn't realize how many, it's like a celebrity almost
- 4:07Speaker 2: every episode is crazy. Which is, I mean, they had
- 4:11Speaker 2: HBO money, so I get it. But I just, I
- 4:14Speaker 2: was like, holy shit.
- 4:16Speaker 1: And if they weren't in the episode, they were directing
- 4:18Speaker 1: the episode. I remember Schwarzenegger and Tom Hanks directed some episodes.
- 4:22Speaker 2: What the fuck?
- 4:23Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, it's pretty crazy. The amount of
- 4:29Speaker 1: people that were on Kills from the Crypt. I think
- 4:32Speaker 1: Brad Pitt was on it before he was anybody.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Yep, I saw that. Wasn't he, wasn't, no, he wasn't
- 4:37Speaker 2: in Campfire. Who was in Campfire Tales that was like
- 4:40Speaker 2: not popular at the time? oh, there's one guy, because
- 4:44Speaker 2: you recommended that to me, and now I've got to
- 4:46Speaker 2: look it up. But I was like, oh, my God,
- 4:48Speaker 2: it's baby this person.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Oh, no, it's Walter White from, what's his name, from
- 4:55Speaker 1: Breaking Bad.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Oh, my God, why am I forgetting his name?
- 5:00Speaker 2: Brian.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian Cranston.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Cranston, yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 1: He's in an episode.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in an episode. James Marsden is in there.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Christine Taylor, Christopher Masterson, but Ron Livingston. Yeah, that was
- 5:16Speaker 2: a stacked movie. So we, I have, so I did 13,
- 5:21Speaker 2: but we're going to just do like a top 10.
- 5:23Speaker 2: So I just have like three honorable mentions. Everyone's probably
- 5:25Speaker 2: heard of them. And I just threw them on there because,
- 5:28Speaker 2: you know, they are good gateway, you know, quote unquote
- 5:32Speaker 2: horror movies. So I don't know how many, did you
- 5:34Speaker 2: do 10 or 13? How many did you do?
- 5:36Speaker 1: I've got 10 plus a couple backups, just in case
- 5:39Speaker 1: you have one that I've got.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll just rattle off the honorable mentions. Halloween
- 5:45Speaker 2: Town from 1998, grew up on that one. Disney Channel,
- 5:48Speaker 2: really love it. Same thing with Casper, 1995. And then
- 5:52Speaker 2: kind of an underrated one that I feel like a
- 5:54Speaker 2: lot of people forgot about, probably because the animation is
- 5:57Speaker 2: kind of terrifying and not in like a spooky way,
- 6:00Speaker 2: but in like a dated way. And that's Monster House
- 6:04Speaker 2: from 2006. So those are my honorable mentions.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I like Monster House. I usually watch that every Halloween.
- 6:11Speaker 1: It's got the animation where they kind of have dead
- 6:13Speaker 1: eyes a little bit.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the Polar Express. You're like, oh, God.
- 6:17Speaker 1: But it's a good movie.
- 6:20Speaker 2: All right. So I am, usually I'll do like, you know,
- 6:24Speaker 2: least favorite. I say least favorite, but we'll count them down.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Just like our top 10 of like, you know, all
- 6:31Speaker 2: the way to our favorites. But in this instance, you
- 6:33Speaker 2: said you had five kind of specials, five movies. I've
- 6:37Speaker 2: got six movies, four episodes of shows, and I'm going
- 6:41Speaker 2: to go from like least spooky to you might need
- 6:46Speaker 2: an adult for the last, for the last one. Yeah.
- 6:49Speaker 1: I write mine in the same order. It's the least scary.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It's the scariest.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Yeah. So it goes like, you know, some of these
- 6:55Speaker 2: are definitely like TVMA and, uh, One includes nudity. One
- 7:00Speaker 2: includes one fuck. So I was like, all right, let's
- 7:04Speaker 2: put those at the top. So as per usual with these,
- 7:08Speaker 2: I will kick it over to you to give me
- 7:11Speaker 2: your number 10 kid-friendly horror. Okay.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Do you want to do movies first or the TV
- 7:18Speaker 1: special slash episodes?
- 7:19Speaker 2: You can do it however you want. I have intermixed minds, so.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do movies first, and the very first one
- 7:26Speaker 1: I have for a movie for a gateway horror, I mean,
- 7:29Speaker 1: I try to make them sort of Halloween-y, but not
- 7:31Speaker 1: all of them are, but my number five is Killer
- 7:34Speaker 1: Clowns from Outer Space. I think that's probably, well, yeah.
- 7:37Speaker 2: Yes.
- 7:38Speaker 1: I think that's, at least for millennials and Gen X,
- 7:41Speaker 1: that is, I think, a quintessential gateway horror for all
- 7:44Speaker 1: of us. It's not really scary. It's a lot more
- 7:48Speaker 1: camp and goofy, but there's a couple kind of scary moments,
- 7:50Speaker 1: like when when Shorty's on the playground trying to get
- 7:55Speaker 1: the little girl to come to him, I was like, oh, God,
- 7:57Speaker 1: this is horrifying.
- 7:59Speaker 2: This is horrifying. Yeah, Shorty knocks someone's, you know, boy,
- 8:03Speaker 2: what are you going to do, knock my block off? Yeah.
- 8:07Speaker 2: I love that movie so much, mainly because, what is it,
- 8:10Speaker 2: Officer Mooney? Yeah, Officer Mooney doesn't take shit seriously in
- 8:15Speaker 2: this town, and then all of a sudden he's faced
- 8:17Speaker 2: with the killer clown and, like, still doesn't really believe it.
- 8:20Speaker 2: And then his ass gets turned into a puppet. That's
- 8:23Speaker 2: fucking hilarious.
- 8:24Speaker 1: They even draw little puppet lines on his mouth.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Plus, with names like Mike Tobacco and Debbie Stone, I
- 8:32Speaker 2: don't know. Mike Tobacco might be one of my favorite
- 8:35Speaker 2: just what-the-fuck names. Insane.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I'm from North Carolina. Tobacco is what built this state.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I've never met one person whose last name is Tobacco.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Yeah exactly that's why i'm saying it's a wtf name
- 8:52Speaker 2: well that's good because i had i had thought about
- 8:54Speaker 2: putting that on there because that is one of my
- 8:56Speaker 2: i mean i have fucking slim tattooed on my leg
- 9:00Speaker 2: so that's a great one to start with um let's
- 9:04Speaker 2: see is that streaming anywhere for anybody out there oh
- 9:07Speaker 2: wow yeah it is on tubi and pluto if anybody
- 9:11Speaker 2: wants to check it out but that is a great
- 9:14Speaker 2: uh Great gateway.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't even think we need it. It's
- 9:18Speaker 1: literally the title is the plot of the movie.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite type of movie. It tells you everything
- 9:23Speaker 2: in the title. Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
- 9:26Speaker 1: It's really all you need to know. You can look
- 9:27Speaker 1: at the back for a synopsis if you want to,
- 9:29Speaker 1: but the title literally just is what the movie's about.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Yep, that's my favorite.
- 9:36Speaker 1: The little dog.
- 9:37Speaker 2: The what?
- 9:38Speaker 1: That homeless guy who's like looking for the dog at
- 9:41Speaker 1: the beginning of the movie. He's like, poo bear.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Oh, I know. I was like, not the dog.
- 9:46Speaker 1: No.
- 9:46Speaker 2: He's, oh my God. I know him from, oh, what's
- 9:51Speaker 2: his name in this? Is it Farmer Gene Green? Is
- 9:55Speaker 2: that his fucking name? It is. I know him from,
- 9:59Speaker 2: He has a small bit part on a TV show.
- 10:01Speaker 2: I can't remember. It's probably Seinfeld or something. Everything always
- 10:04Speaker 2: comes back to Seinfeld for me. I don't know why.
- 10:07Speaker 2: So my number 10 is Wallace and Gromit, Curse of
- 10:10Speaker 2: the Were-Rabbit from 2005 with a G rating. 4.5, or sorry,
- 10:18Speaker 2: 4 out of 5 from me, 7.5 out of 10
- 10:21Speaker 2: on IMDb, 3.9 out of 5 on Letterboxd. You've got
- 10:24Speaker 2: Peter Salas, Ralph Fiennes, and Helena Bonham Carter. Sadly not streaming,
- 10:29Speaker 2: but they do have many collections on Amazon you can
- 10:33Speaker 2: buy or wherever you buy your physical media. I know
- 10:36Speaker 2: they just did like a box set recently that has
- 10:39Speaker 2: all of the shorts and all of the movies and
- 10:41Speaker 2: stuff like that. but I love the curse of the
- 10:44Speaker 2: were rabbit. I'm pretty sure we did an episode on
- 10:47Speaker 2: that when we did, Oh no, that was before we
- 10:50Speaker 2: started doing one movie, an episode, but we did like
- 10:53Speaker 2: kid friendly horror way back in the day. And that
- 10:55Speaker 2: was on there. Cause it's a lot of fun. If
- 10:56Speaker 2: you like, you know, stop motion animation and just the
- 11:00Speaker 2: dry British humor, then Wallace and Gromit, I grew up
- 11:04Speaker 2: on Wallace and Gromit. Like that shit is my jam.
- 11:08Speaker 1: It's a real shame that the only animation you get
- 11:11Speaker 1: now is CGI, like Pixar or DreamWorks stuff, because stop-motion
- 11:15Speaker 1: animation looks so good, and it's so time-consuming, and Laika
- 11:20Speaker 1: can't make a profit for any of their movies to
- 11:21Speaker 1: save their backs at all.
- 11:24Speaker 2: They are coming out with a new one, though.
- 11:27Speaker 1: You know, I guess when you've got a few night money,
- 11:29Speaker 1: you can just kind of keep bankrolling.
- 11:33Speaker 2: I can't remember. They're coming out with one that's like
- 11:36Speaker 2: this year or next year. Uh, but yeah, I mean,
- 11:39Speaker 2: they take so long to make. I mean, they're doing
- 11:41Speaker 2: it literally by hand. They'll get like six, seven seconds
- 11:44Speaker 2: done like per day.
- 11:46Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel like paranormal was the only one
- 11:49Speaker 1: that actually earned a profit.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Cause I know. No, the missing link bomb.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, it was okay. Like, I mean, it's
- 12:00Speaker 2: stop motion animation. Like it looks beautiful, but like the story,
- 12:03Speaker 2: I was like, eh, it's fine.
- 12:06Speaker 1: And it's weird because that kind of animation only adults
- 12:09Speaker 1: go to. I don't know if kids are really excited
- 12:11Speaker 1: for that.
- 12:13Speaker 2: They don't appreciate the craft.
- 12:15Speaker 1: No, exactly. I don't want to see Buzz and Woody.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Well, Coraline did pretty gangbusters. $ 60 million budget grossing $ 190 million.
- 12:27Speaker 2: So at least they've got that there. That's two movies
- 12:33Speaker 2: that made a profit. Yeah, that's two. Because I know
- 12:36Speaker 2: Missing Link did not do well. And then, well, yeah,
- 12:41Speaker 2: I mean, Paranorman, $ 60 million, and then $ 107 million gross.
- 12:47Speaker 2: So still some money, but I think Coraline is really
- 12:49Speaker 2: what's kind of keeping them afloat at this point.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Box trolls. Box trolls, baby. I just watched the new
- 12:57Speaker 1: Wallace and Grant movie like a week ago for the
- 12:59Speaker 1: first time. I just never got to it.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Oh, the one on Netflix?
- 13:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:03Speaker 2: It's so good.
- 13:05Speaker 1: It came out a year ago, and I kept needing
- 13:07Speaker 1: to see it. I just kept getting to watch it.
- 13:09Speaker 2: It's so good, and it brings back a character from
- 13:12Speaker 2: one of their shorts. I love that movie. Yeah.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I'm a big Wallace and Cromwell fan for sure. Yeah.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Grew up on those. All right. Wow. Every single budget
- 13:22Speaker 2: for Laika is $ 60 million. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy.
- 13:27Speaker 1: All right. It's just the labor alone for those kind
- 13:30Speaker 1: of movies.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane. It's a labor of love. All right,
- 13:34Speaker 2: so what's your number nine for movies? What do you got?
- 13:38Speaker 1: Number four.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, four. Sorry.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing things weird a little bit. Is The
- 13:42Speaker 1: Monster Squad from 1987. Okay. 6.9 on IMDb, 3.4 on Letterboxd.
- 13:48Speaker 1: And this is another movie that I know a lot
- 13:50Speaker 1: of millennials and Gen Xers kind of grew up on,
- 13:53Speaker 1: but it was kind of hard to find. They didn't
- 13:55Speaker 1: really show it on television much. It didn't get a
- 13:57Speaker 1: DVD release until I think I was in college.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Whoa!
- 14:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the DVD, because it was, I mean,
- 14:03Speaker 1: it was a rights, it was really bad with the rights,
- 14:05Speaker 1: because Universal keeps those rights for all their Universal Monsters, like,
- 14:10Speaker 1: under lock and key, and they, like, won't mess you
- 14:12Speaker 1: up forever if you try to use them. But it
- 14:15Speaker 1: was always sort of a rights issue with it, so
- 14:17Speaker 1: I never really got to play it on television. If
- 14:19Speaker 1: you did, you were, like, glued to it. Yeah, this
- 14:21Speaker 1: is awesome. Stephen King does rule, and it's, he is,
- 14:25Speaker 1: and literally, it's just Goonies fighting the Universal Monsters. I mean,
- 14:28Speaker 1: that's what the movie is.
- 14:29Speaker 2: It's so good. Yeah, it's so good. I didn't see
- 14:31Speaker 2: that until much later in my life. I picked up
- 14:34Speaker 2: the 4K of it a year or two ago and
- 14:38Speaker 2: saw that transfer, and I was like, oh, man, it
- 14:40Speaker 2: looks so great.
- 14:42Speaker 1: I remember the VHS tape was, like, ridiculous. It was, like,
- 14:46Speaker 1: $ 100 a kit. Even more than those. Yeah, like, and,
- 14:49Speaker 1: of course, it was just never on DVD for the
- 14:51Speaker 1: longest time, because it was just a rights nightmare. Oh,
- 14:54Speaker 1: my God. But it really is, I think, if you want, like,
- 14:56Speaker 1: back when, because 80s kids' movies were, like, pretty hardcore.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- 15:01Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to bawl your eyes out
- 15:03Speaker 1: from Never Ending Story, you're going to have to, you're
- 15:06Speaker 1: going to figure out that the Wolfman's got nards, you know?
- 15:08Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, for any Napoleon Dynamite fans out there,
- 15:14Speaker 2: the Wolfman is actually played by fucking Uncle... What's his name? Rico.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Uncle Rico. John Grease plays the werewolf. I found that
- 15:24Speaker 2: out last year, I think, when I watched it for...
- 15:28Speaker 2: I think I watched it for Hooptober, and I was like, oh,
- 15:30Speaker 2: how did I not know that before? I mean, that's
- 15:34Speaker 2: a pretty big gap between Monster Squad and Napoleon Dynamite,
- 15:37Speaker 2: so it does look a little different, but.
- 15:41Speaker 1: What the heck are you doing?
- 15:46Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest scenes ever in a movie.
- 15:49Speaker 2: It's when he just gets wailed in the face with
- 15:51Speaker 2: that steak. All right. So let's see. My number nine
- 15:56Speaker 2: is going to be actually, this is a twofer. So
- 16:00Speaker 2: this is a, this is kind of like bonus right here.
- 16:03Speaker 2: It is the haunted mask part one and two. from
- 16:07Speaker 2: Goosebumps came out in 1995, actually season one, episode one,
- 16:11Speaker 2: the only episode of Goosebumps I remember. Cause I was
- 16:14Speaker 2: combing through all of their episodes and I was like,
- 16:17Speaker 2: I know I've seen more of these, but I know
- 16:19Speaker 2: for sure I've seen the haunted mask. I vividly remember
- 16:22Speaker 2: that as a kid because it freaked me out. Uh, TVY7,
- 16:26Speaker 2: my rating, I think I'd probably give it like a 3.5
- 16:29Speaker 2: out of five. It has an 8.2 out of 10
- 16:32Speaker 2: on IMDB. There is no letterbox for it. No one
- 16:36Speaker 2: really worth mentioning, but in the second episode, in part two,
- 16:42Speaker 2: there is someone named Catherine Long and Catherine Short, and
- 16:45Speaker 2: I thought that was fucking hilarious. I don't know why.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I remember watching that premiere on television. I used to
- 16:53Speaker 1: read the books, too.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:55Speaker 1: And I remember it freaking me out. I mean, I
- 16:57Speaker 1: went back and watched it not too long ago, and
- 16:59Speaker 1: I was like, it's a good movie, but it's fun.
- 17:02Speaker 1: And the masks are really cool for that.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually meant to look that up. So let
- 17:07Speaker 2: me do that now because that came out in 95
- 17:11Speaker 2: and the mask came out in 94. So clearly inspired
- 17:15Speaker 2: by the mask because, yeah, which I just realized was
- 17:20Speaker 2: directed by Chuck Russell, who did Nightmare 3 and The Blob. What? What?
- 17:29Speaker 1: Paychecks, paychecks.
- 17:30Speaker 2: And he did Eraser and Witchboard?
- 17:34Speaker 1: What?
- 17:34Speaker 2: Oh, the 2024 Witch Board. I haven't seen that one.
- 17:36Speaker 2: I haven't heard it's great.
- 17:38Speaker 1: There's a 2024 Witch Board?
- 17:40Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They did a remake of Witch Board for reasons.
- 17:44Speaker 2: I don't know. The movie original?
- 17:48Speaker 1: What the.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where we're at in life. But this
- 17:53Speaker 2: is available. So it's interesting, right? So the whole series
- 17:57Speaker 2: of Goosebumps is available on Paramount +.
- 17:59Speaker 1: But....
- 18:01Speaker 2: Season one, episode one on Paramount is not the haunted mask.
- 18:05Speaker 2: So I don't know what they're doing over at Paramount,
- 18:09Speaker 2: but it is on Netflix. Correctly.
- 18:11Speaker 1: The first episode, the haunted mask is a, was a special.
- 18:15Speaker 1: It wasn't an episode.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 18:18Speaker 1: They did the premiere and then they did the TV show.
- 18:21Speaker 2: Okay. Well part, it is on Netflix if you'd like
- 18:23Speaker 2: to watch it. Cause I was, When I was going
- 18:26Speaker 2: through making sure things were streaming, I was like, all right,
- 18:28Speaker 2: this is strange. And then I was like, oh, it's
- 18:30Speaker 2: on Netflix. Let me try that. Yeah, it's there on Netflix.
- 18:32Speaker 2: So I don't know.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, they did a couple specials. I know the Werewolf
- 18:36Speaker 1: of Fever Swamp was another special that they did.
- 18:39Speaker 2: I didn't realize how many part ones and twos they
- 18:42Speaker 2: had when I was scrolling through IMDb. I was like, oh,
- 18:44Speaker 2: my God, almost every other one is like a two-parter.
- 18:48Speaker 1: It's funny. They never did the very first Night of
- 18:50Speaker 1: the Living Dummy. They went straight to Night of the
- 18:52Speaker 1: Living Dummy 2. Yeah.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's fun. It's a little silly. I'd say
- 19:00Speaker 2: it's very dated, but the premise of a mask getting
- 19:02Speaker 2: stuck on your face is like, ah, no, fuck that.
- 19:06Speaker 2: So it's good.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Yeah, and making you evil. Because the second one is
- 19:11Speaker 1: an old mask.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:13Speaker 1: And it makes the kid old.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
- 19:18Speaker 1: It's a really good Halloween thing. Entry, gateway.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Yeah, because they are trick-or-treating in that one. They're actually
- 19:24Speaker 2: going on Halloween night. So that's a good Halloween one.
- 19:28Speaker 2: So five, four, three for your movies.
- 19:34Speaker 1: All right. Number three for my movies. It's an all-time classic.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Ernest Scared Stupid.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I almost included that one, but for everyone out there
- 19:46Speaker 2: who's going to hate me, I still haven't seen it,
- 19:47Speaker 2: although my friend did just buy me a three-pack. so
- 19:50Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it. I think I'm going to
- 19:53Speaker 2: watch it. I think I have it on my Hooptober list, actually.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Are they on Blu-ray now, or are they still on DVD?
- 19:57Speaker 2: Still DVD. I cannot believe they haven't put out a
- 20:01Speaker 2: Blu-ray of them yet. It's crazy.
- 20:04Speaker 1: It's a 2.9 on Letterboxd. It should be 5. And
- 20:07Speaker 1: a 5.9 on IMDb. Um, it is the amount of
- 20:13Speaker 1: times I saw this movie when I was a kid,
- 20:17Speaker 1: the amount of times I've probably seen this movie as
- 20:19Speaker 1: an adult is probably, it's probably even more embarrassing.
- 20:24Speaker 2: It's just unhealthy at this point, Jason. Golly.
- 20:26Speaker 1: The amount of times I can just like, how about
- 20:28Speaker 1: a bumper sandwich? Booger lips. Just to say, I just
- 20:31Speaker 1: quote this movie again, probably shameful for a guy that's
- 20:36Speaker 1: in his late thirties. Um, But with that being said,
- 20:40Speaker 1: it's a perfect movie. Five out of five.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Five out of five. And let me tell you, because
- 20:45Speaker 2: I know it's been a minute since Jason's been on
- 20:48Speaker 2: the show, but a five out of five from Jason
- 20:51Speaker 2: is rare. So if it's a five out of five,
- 20:54Speaker 2: that means it must check out immediately.
- 20:57Speaker 1: I think the last two movies I gave five out
- 20:59Speaker 1: of five stars were Ernest Gared's Stupid and Blue Velvet.
- 21:02Speaker 1: I think those are the last two. And both of
- 21:05Speaker 1: those are truly classic.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Truly classic.
- 21:07Speaker 1: American cinema.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It's so weird because I know Jim Varney.
- 21:13Speaker 2: I know who he is. I just, for some reason,
- 21:17Speaker 2: I didn't know about them as a kid. I didn't
- 21:19Speaker 2: find out about them until so much later in life.
- 21:21Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, those look great. And then
- 21:24Speaker 2: never got around to them. I don't know. They're really
- 21:26Speaker 2: hard to find. Streaming? Because when I did try to
- 21:29Speaker 2: seek them out, I couldn't find them streaming. And I
- 21:31Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck? They were.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Part of the whole touchstone in the 90s, which was
- 21:36Speaker 1: Disney's arm that would do like stuff that was quite Disney.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 21:41Speaker 1: And I think there was issues because rights issues because
- 21:45Speaker 1: like the first couple, they were touched on Disney movies,
- 21:48Speaker 1: but then they did like four or five after Disney
- 21:51Speaker 1: dropped the movie because they weren't making anything. And they're pretty,
- 21:56Speaker 1: you know, they're not for everybody.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Fair.
- 21:58Speaker 1: I will concede that even though I think it's a
- 22:02Speaker 1: five out of five movie. a lot of people will
- 22:04Speaker 1: be like, what the fuck is this?
- 22:07Speaker 2: I can't wait to report back to you because I
- 22:09Speaker 2: guarantee I love it. I can just tell by the covers.
- 22:13Speaker 2: I'm like, this looks like my type of movie.
- 22:16Speaker 1: I just didn't yet. I mean, did you ever watch
- 22:18Speaker 1: Beverly Hillbillies? Was that a movie you watched back in
- 22:20Speaker 1: the 90s growing up?
- 22:21Speaker 2: Beverly Hillbillies. Wasn't that a show?
- 22:25Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. They did a movie back in the 90s.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Okay. I definitely watched the show. My dad, it was
- 22:31Speaker 2: probably on like, what was that old timey TV land? Yeah.
- 22:37Speaker 2: So I definitely watched the Beverly Hillbillies show. I don't
- 22:39Speaker 2: know if I ever saw the movies, though.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick and Knight, they would show those too a lot.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Okay.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Now they show Seinfeld, but back when we were kids,
- 22:48Speaker 1: they would show, like, I Dream of Jeannie, Beverly Hillbillies,
- 22:52Speaker 1: I Love Lucy.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Oh, Lucy! Yeah, Beverly Hillbillies, 1962. Holy! They had 274 episodes! Yo,
- 23:03Speaker 2: that's crazy.
- 23:04Speaker 1: And probably back in those days, there were like four seasons.
- 23:07Speaker 1: 274 episodes.
- 23:08Speaker 2: I think it's two seasons.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Oh, God. Yeah, because they were like.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Oh, no. Nine, apparently. Okay, whatever.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Okay, because I know Adam's family has like two seasons,
- 23:17Speaker 1: but it's like 80 episodes.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:18Speaker 1: It's ridiculous like that. And I know a lot of
- 23:20Speaker 1: shows back in those days were... really ridiculous when they
- 23:23Speaker 1: would do that.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, then they have the Beverly Hillbillies movie,
- 23:28Speaker 2: Return of the Beverly Hillbillies, 1981 TV movie, and then 1993,
- 23:32Speaker 2: the Beverly Hillbillies. Wow. Man, that just unlocked like a
- 23:37Speaker 2: deep memory. I haven't heard that shit in a long time.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I've got Ernest to thank for it.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Really?
- 23:43Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm just saying, I love that memory because
- 23:47Speaker 1: I brought up Ernest Cairns too.
- 23:48Speaker 2: Oh yeah, see, there you go. Even more reason for
- 23:50Speaker 2: me to watch that shit.
- 23:52Speaker 1: And it is the best Ernest movie. Everybody wants to
- 23:54Speaker 1: say Ernest Goes to Camp is the best one, and
- 23:57Speaker 1: they're wrong. It's Ernest Scared Stupid.
- 24:00Speaker 2: You can have your opinion, and it's wrong, and it's fine.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Just know that you're wrong. Jason says, you're wrong.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Exactly. I mean, I don't need to see... I mean, yes,
- 24:11Speaker 1: I do cry when he sings that song about crying
- 24:14Speaker 1: at Ernest Goes to Camp. I understand. It's the good movie.
- 24:18Speaker 1: But it's not as good.
- 24:19Speaker 2: It's not as good.
- 24:20Speaker 1: As... Ernest Scared to Sleep It or Blue Velvet, for
- 24:23Speaker 1: that matter.
- 24:25Speaker 2: I love that we're having those two on the pedestal
- 24:29Speaker 2: of five stars because they're so wildly different.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Hey, and you know what? That's probably a pretty good
- 24:34Speaker 1: Halloween movie, too. Just huffing ether and going crazy on folks.
- 24:39Speaker 2: You know, I mean, yeah, I could recommend that for
- 24:43Speaker 2: a Halloween movie.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Why not? But hey, you know.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Why not? huffing ether oh my god all right so
- 24:48Speaker 2: my number eight he didn't.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Even realize that he was being filmed in that moment
- 24:52Speaker 1: because he was obviously a very crazy.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Person i wonder if he was actually huffing ether that
- 24:58Speaker 2: wouldn't surprise me.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Lance would be like whatever dude just like i'm gonna
- 25:02Speaker 1: be in the corner smoking a cigarette um the camera's
- 25:05Speaker 1: gonna be over here you know say something weird that
- 25:09Speaker 1: makes no sense it's very non-linear it's like do you
- 25:11Speaker 1: mind if i huff some ether on top of that
- 25:13Speaker 1: i got it in my truck absolutely you got it.
- 25:16Speaker 2: I can just see david lynch in the corner uh
- 25:18Speaker 2: it's one of my favorite clips of him is everyone's
- 25:22Speaker 2: probably seen this on social media so he's like sitting
- 25:25Speaker 2: there watching a scene and someone's like hey don't don't
- 25:27Speaker 2: you think we should cut it and he's like what
- 25:28Speaker 2: what what what is it with you people who gives
- 25:30Speaker 2: a shit how long the scene is drives me fucking
- 25:33Speaker 2: nuts and i'm just like oh god i love i
- 25:36Speaker 2: love this man.
- 25:37Speaker 1: When he played John Ford on Meet the Fablemans at
- 25:39Speaker 1: the end of it, it was fucking hilarious. Did you
- 25:42Speaker 1: see Meet the Fablemans? No! Okay, so he plays John Ford.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Because it's a somewhat autobiographical movie for Spielberg. Yeah. When
- 25:54Speaker 1: he was a kid, he met John Ford. And he
- 25:57Speaker 1: says that basically the entire scene of him when he
- 26:00Speaker 1: meets John Ford is pretty much exactly what John Ford
- 26:03Speaker 1: has said to him as a kid. And you see him,
- 26:06Speaker 1: but it's David Lynch playing John Ford. I was like,
- 26:10Speaker 1: this is a perfect moment right here.
- 26:12Speaker 2: All right.
- 26:13Speaker 1: So Ford is rather imperfect moments in the movies. This
- 26:16Speaker 1: right here. Also, did you watch that Mel Brooks documentary?
- 26:20Speaker 2: The fucking history of time.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Oh. Came out on HBO like a year or two ago.
- 26:27Speaker 2: No, I don't think I saw that one either.
- 26:29Speaker 1: So you know he made Elephant Man because Mel Brooks
- 26:31Speaker 1: was the one that got him the job, right? Mm-hmm.
- 26:34Speaker 1: So they interviewed David Lynch for the Mel Brooks documentary.
- 26:37Speaker 1: And he was talking about how much Mel Brooks got
- 26:40Speaker 1: behind him. He loved him. He was a really good guy.
- 26:42Speaker 1: And then the interviewer was like, what's your favorite Mel
- 26:45Speaker 1: Brooks movie? He was like, oh, I've never seen a
- 26:47Speaker 1: Mel Brooks movie in my life.
- 26:51Speaker 2: I love this man. God, I wish he was still around.
- 26:55Speaker 1: I know, you are a mess, man.
- 26:57Speaker 2: All right, so let's see. My number eight is an
- 27:02Speaker 2: Are You Afraid of the Dark episode. Funny enough, also,
- 27:06Speaker 2: apparently I saw season one, episode one, and then was like,
- 27:09Speaker 2: I'm done here. But it's the Tale of the Phantom
- 27:12Speaker 2: Cab from 1992. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, TVY7, 3.5
- 27:18Speaker 2: out of 5 from me, 7.1 out of 10 on IMDb.
- 27:22Speaker 2: No one I recognize. I thought I recognized one guy,
- 27:24Speaker 2: but I looked into his, like the cab driver, but
- 27:27Speaker 2: I couldn't find him from anything. Um, they're streaming on
- 27:30Speaker 2: Paramount plus and Tubi. It's just a real, like it's, it's, it's,
- 27:34Speaker 2: it's a really like slow burn for a 24 minute episode.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Cause I was sitting, you know, I'm like, cause I
- 27:42Speaker 2: re I re I rewatched these because it had been
- 27:44Speaker 2: a while and I was like, I don't remember being
- 27:45Speaker 2: this slow. And then it just takes off and the
- 27:48Speaker 2: kids are in the cab and I'm like, cause like
- 27:50Speaker 2: the cab is in there for like five minutes. The
- 27:53Speaker 2: cab's barely in the tail of the phantom cab. But
- 27:58Speaker 2: just how they set that whole movie, or the show up,
- 28:00Speaker 2: is really cool. They say, we're sitting under the campfire,
- 28:04Speaker 2: and they're initiating this guy to tell a story, and
- 28:06Speaker 2: he's blindfolded. So I'm going to re-watch those, because I
- 28:10Speaker 2: haven't seen those in forever. But I really enjoyed it.
- 28:12Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun, and it doesn't really take
- 28:15Speaker 2: place on or around Halloween, but it's spooky. It's like
- 28:19Speaker 2: they're in the woods, and they get lost. So it's
- 28:22Speaker 2: a good time. I really enjoyed that one.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's a lot there. Are You Afraid of
- 28:26Speaker 1: the Dark, it really does kind of hold it. It
- 28:29Speaker 1: is more so than even Goosebumps. It is kids' Tales
- 28:33Speaker 1: from the Crypt. Are You Afraid of the Dark is.
- 28:37Speaker 2: What?
- 28:40Speaker 1: The show Are You Afraid of the Dark is even
- 28:42Speaker 1: more so like a kid-friendly version of Tales from the Crypt.
- 28:44Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Goosebumps is a little more blunted. It's not quite as spooky. Right.
- 28:51Speaker 2: It feels very made for TV, like very made for TV.
- 28:55Speaker 2: I would say it goes, um, whatever you just said,
- 29:00Speaker 2: the haunted.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:00Speaker 2: I would say like goosebumps. Are you afraid of the dark?
- 29:04Speaker 2: And then tales from the crypt. It kind of like that, like,
- 29:06Speaker 2: cause you know, tales from the crypt, they, they had
- 29:08Speaker 2: the fucking money tales from the dark side. I haven't
- 29:10Speaker 2: seen enough of the place it, but I know, um,
- 29:13Speaker 2: there are, and I've seen a couple episodes, but it's
- 29:15Speaker 2: been so long. But, yeah, so, you know, this one
- 29:19Speaker 2: is kind of, you know, I really like it. Like
- 29:22Speaker 2: I said, I'm going to go down. Luckily, a lot
- 29:23Speaker 2: of these older shows, like Goosebumps, Tales from the Crib, Tales,
- 29:27Speaker 2: the only one that's not streaming is Tales from the
- 29:28Speaker 2: Dark Side. But I do have the two-pack, which is
- 29:32Speaker 2: seasons one through four that I need to watch. But luckily,
- 29:35Speaker 2: all these, like, nostalgic TV shows are streaming somewhere, and
- 29:38Speaker 2: they have all seasons, even if you have to watch afterwards.
- 29:40Speaker 2: ads on Tubi, it's a 24-minute show. You're going to
- 29:43Speaker 2: get two ads, and it's going to be during the
- 29:45Speaker 2: commercial break. It is definitely worth it. So let's see. Five, four, three.
- 29:51Speaker 2: So you're number two for movies? Two for movies. What
- 29:55Speaker 2: you got?
- 29:55Speaker 1: I've got from the 1987 PG-13 classic, The Gate.
- 30:03Speaker 2: I'm so glad you included that.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Yeah. It's not exactly a Halloween movie, but it just
- 30:08Speaker 1: feels sort of spooky, fallish to me. It's one of
- 30:14Speaker 1: those movies that's so Canadian. Obviously, it's made in Canada.
- 30:17Speaker 1: They even got the brown sauce on the kitchen table.
- 30:21Speaker 1: And they're trying to be American. I think it's like
- 30:24Speaker 1: Stephen Dorff's first movie when he was a kid.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, Stephen Dorff is in it. Uh, that's the
- 30:31Speaker 2: only name I recognize here. Yeah, but Stephen Dorff. Yeah,
- 30:36Speaker 2: he was younger.
- 30:37Speaker 1: 6.1 on IMDb and 3.2 on Letterboxd. And it's just
- 30:41Speaker 1: a good time. You know, a couple of kids finding
- 30:43Speaker 1: the gateway to hell in their backyard.
- 30:46Speaker 2: And, you know, the gate gateway horror. So it's really,
- 30:50Speaker 2: really on the nose there. I love it.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Absolutely. And it's just kind of, we all go through
- 30:54Speaker 1: that stage of taking a slip in our records, spinning
- 30:56Speaker 1: it backwards and just open up the gates to hell.
- 31:00Speaker 1: We all had that moment in the 90s at some point,
- 31:02Speaker 1: you know?
- 31:02Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we did. Of course we did. And
- 31:05Speaker 2: all the creatures that, you know, come out like, man,
- 31:08Speaker 2: It gets like so Looney Tunes once the creatures start
- 31:12Speaker 2: coming through. And I'm like, I need to rewatch that one.
- 31:14Speaker 2: That one's one I need to actually revisit. I haven't
- 31:17Speaker 2: seen the sequel. And it actually has a decent rating
- 31:20Speaker 2: for a sequel, 2.7 out of 5. And it's on
- 31:24Speaker 2: Prime if you want to watch it. So maybe I'll
- 31:26Speaker 2: do a double feature next week.
- 31:27Speaker 1: I've never seen that one either. Maybe I should watch that.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Maybe I can fit that into a Hootober thing.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you could easily do that. Hooptober, by the way,
- 31:36Speaker 2: Hooptober this year, uh, great prompts. If you, you can
- 31:39Speaker 2: find it on, you know, you literally type into Google
- 31:42Speaker 2: Hooptober 13. Uh, it's the 13th year that it's, it's,
- 31:45Speaker 2: it's some solid prompts this year. I'm really, really excited.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Not only with the prompts, but with all my choices too.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Like they had a lot of just good stuff. So yeah,
- 31:55Speaker 2: definitely check out the gate. If you haven't, it is a,
- 31:57Speaker 2: it is a great time. Um, so that means I'm
- 32:00Speaker 2: at my number. Well, if I can get my list here, uh,
- 32:03Speaker 2: one that is probably not going to be very well
- 32:05Speaker 2: received by the majority of people because of who directed
- 32:08Speaker 2: it and the subject it's on. I just love it,
- 32:11Speaker 2: but I'm also a Rob Zombie apologist. It's the monsters,
- 32:14Speaker 2: the 2022 remake. It's PG, uh, four out of five
- 32:18Speaker 2: for me, 4.5 out of 10 on IMDb, 2.5 out
- 32:21Speaker 2: of five on Letterboxd. You got Jeff Daniel Phillips, Sherry
- 32:24Speaker 2: Moon Zombie, Daniel Roebuck, Richard Brake, Cassandra Peterson and D Wallace.
- 32:29Speaker 2: I thought this was made exclusively for Netflix. Um, it
- 32:33Speaker 2: is not streaming on Netflix, so don't know what happened there. Okay.
- 32:37Speaker 1: So it was probably a, maybe Rob Zombie or somebody
- 32:40Speaker 1: bankrolled it and Netflix just paid it up. Not, it
- 32:43Speaker 1: was maybe it was a Netflix pickup instead of a
- 32:45Speaker 1: Netflix movie.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah. Cause it's, it's not there anymore. So I
- 32:50Speaker 2: don't know what happened, but there is a Blu-ray of it,
- 32:52Speaker 2: which I own. It's, And, again, it's a very gateway horror.
- 32:56Speaker 2: It is spooky in the sense of, like, it's goofy fun. Plus,
- 33:00Speaker 2: Cassandra Peterson playing a realtor is absolutely hysterical. And you
- 33:04Speaker 2: know what? For all the shit that she does get,
- 33:07Speaker 2: because she is very hit or miss, but Sherry is actually, like,
- 33:11Speaker 2: really good, in my opinion. I think it's one of
- 33:14Speaker 2: her better roles. She plays it so much better than
- 33:17Speaker 2: I was anticipating. Plus, I'm a sucker for Jeff Daniel Phillips. Um,
- 33:21Speaker 2: he's just a great actor and him as Herman Munster
- 33:24Speaker 2: was funny. It's just a silly, stupid time. Um, and
- 33:28Speaker 2: you know, I, I watched the Munsters growing up and
- 33:31Speaker 2: I mean, it's been a while since I've seen it,
- 33:32Speaker 2: but I think, I think he did it justice, but
- 33:36Speaker 2: I think it's because it was Rob Zombie that everybody
- 33:38Speaker 2: just shat on it because ever since Halloween, he's just
- 33:42Speaker 2: gotten no one, you know, he's just, I don't know.
- 33:46Speaker 2: He's gotten all this hate since Halloween. But if you
- 33:47Speaker 2: look at his earlier movies, like House of a Thousand Corpses,
- 33:50Speaker 2: Devil's Rejects, they are rated very well. And then along
- 33:53Speaker 2: comes Halloween. And then it's just like, everybody started to
- 33:55Speaker 2: hate him. So if anybody else directed it, I'm sure
- 33:58Speaker 2: it probably would have been better rated, but I really
- 34:01Speaker 2: enjoy it. It's very like vibrant and colorful, which is
- 34:04Speaker 2: the complete opposite of the show. Cause the show is
- 34:06Speaker 2: obviously in black and white. And I think that was
- 34:08Speaker 2: very intentional. Um, I think there's a black and white,
- 34:12Speaker 2: is there a, No, I desaturated my TV and watched
- 34:17Speaker 2: it in quote-unquote black and white one time because I'm
- 34:20Speaker 2: a fucking weirdo. But I know you probably have nothing
- 34:23Speaker 2: to say on this one because I know you're not
- 34:25Speaker 2: a fan of Rob Zombie.
- 34:26Speaker 1: I just want to say I've been a Rob Zombie
- 34:28Speaker 1: filmmaker since day one.
- 34:33Speaker 2: See, and I can totally understand that. That I understand.
- 34:37Speaker 2: But there seriously was a turning point after Halloween, because literally,
- 34:41Speaker 2: you go look at his ratings for the first two
- 34:43Speaker 2: movies he did, over threes. I mean, I think Devil's
- 34:47Speaker 2: Rejects has like a 3.5, dude.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I will concede that Devil's Rejects is not a movie
- 34:52Speaker 1: that's made for me. I don't enjoy it, but I
- 34:54Speaker 1: will concede that it's not a bad movie at all.
- 34:57Speaker 1: I don't like House of a Thousand Corpses, because it's
- 34:59Speaker 1: just like.
- 35:00Speaker 2: It's not as strong.
- 35:01Speaker 1: It just takes its chance on Massacre with a fresh
- 35:04Speaker 1: coat of paint. Really?
- 35:05Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.
- 35:07Speaker 1: And then everything after Tables Rejects. I heard, what, Three
- 35:13Speaker 1: from Hell was just god-awful. I don't know if that's true.
- 35:16Speaker 2: I saw it in theaters and I liked it, but
- 35:17Speaker 2: I haven't revisited it. 31, not great.
- 35:24Speaker 1: That was where I was like, you know what, because
- 35:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't give him a track. I like Rob Zombie,
- 35:27Speaker 1: the person. I grew up listening to White Zombie and
- 35:29Speaker 1: Rob Zombie. I like that. But after 31, I was like,
- 35:33Speaker 1: you know what, Rob, we're.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Doing yeah yeah i did not like 31 at all
- 35:41Speaker 2: but again i haven't re-watched it in a while i
- 35:43Speaker 2: just it's if it's if it's not streaming i'm not
- 35:45Speaker 2: gonna buy it because i you know i didn't like
- 35:47Speaker 2: it at the time but i also really do love
- 35:49Speaker 2: the lords of salem as well that's a great witchy
- 35:51Speaker 2: movie I fell.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Asleep watching that I fell.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Asleep yeah see I was like you know what thank
- 36:00Speaker 3: you for not writing just white trash people doing crazy
- 36:03Speaker 3: white trash thing for an hour and a half two
- 36:04Speaker 3: hours that's true I mean yeah so hats off for
- 36:08Speaker 3: that I'll give that movie positive for that but I
- 36:09Speaker 3: was like.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Why is there just a little person waking up in
- 36:14Speaker 1: the bedroom next to her while she's sleeping what is
- 36:16Speaker 1: going on.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Here all right give me your number one for your
- 36:22Speaker 2: movies what do you.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Got number and i really do think this is like
- 36:26Speaker 1: kind of the quintessential like gateway horror movie okay poltergeist.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Damn okay i mean pg pg.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Pg i think it's the scariest one on this.
- 36:39Speaker 2: List for sure it's.
- 36:41Speaker 1: You know it's co-written by spielberg it's directed by toby
- 36:44Speaker 1: hooper before he also went bad um before he started
- 36:48Speaker 1: making movies for Canon Films, and that's the whole thing.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It's crazy to see that he went from,
- 36:56Speaker 2: you know, Poltergeist, Texas Chainsaw, and then you see his
- 37:00Speaker 2: later stuff, and you're like, okay, I don't know what happened, man, but, man,
- 37:05Speaker 2: that was a rapid decline.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder sometimes. I saw somebody, like, was joking.
- 37:11Speaker 1: I sometimes worry about, you know, obviously... stay in the
- 37:14Speaker 1: union to get health insurance you got to make a
- 37:16Speaker 1: movie a certain oh i was like are you just
- 37:20Speaker 1: doing this so you can get health insurance does that
- 37:22Speaker 1: mean and i was like that was like i was
- 37:25Speaker 1: like oh so maybe that's why this actor just popped
- 37:28Speaker 1: up in this movie for five minutes so now you
- 37:30Speaker 1: can have health insurance not even for the payday just
- 37:33Speaker 1: like okay now i can go to the doctor.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Yeah As we all know, as we've mentioned multiple times
- 37:39Speaker 2: on this show, you know, they didn't have a PG-13
- 37:42Speaker 2: rating in 1982. You could thank Gremlins and Temple of
- 37:45Speaker 2: Doom for PG-13, so that's why Poltergeist slid away. Same
- 37:49Speaker 2: with Jaws. Jaws is also PG. It's like, what are we... Wait,
- 37:53Speaker 2: hold on. Let me fact check.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Yeah, Jaws is PG.
- 37:55Speaker 2: Okay, I was like, let me fact check that. Yeah, yeah,
- 37:57Speaker 2: so it's like.
- 37:57Speaker 1: The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was almost PG.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Oh my god!
- 38:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Whoa!
- 38:03Speaker 1: Well, if you look at it, really outside that one
- 38:05Speaker 1: Hammer Smash... when he opens the door, it's really not that.
- 38:08Speaker 1: It's not as violent as you feel like it should be.
- 38:10Speaker 2: It's not as violent as.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Like, in your head you think it is. Because, I mean, one,
- 38:13Speaker 1: it's called the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't give that a PG.
- 38:18Speaker 1: You're expecting, like, freaking Cannibal Holocaust when you watch this thing.
- 38:22Speaker 1: But it's really not that violent. There's a couple things, obviously,
- 38:25Speaker 1: you know, but it's really not. You don't see, you
- 38:28Speaker 1: really don't see anything super violent.
- 38:30Speaker 2: No, not really. I mean, the meat hook scene is
- 38:32Speaker 2: pretty violent.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Uh and then.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Hammer to the head chainsaw to the leg at the
- 38:38Speaker 2: end it is a little.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Violent lifting grandpa's hand up so he can put the.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Little yeah come on grandpa yeah my grandpa's not doing
- 38:46Speaker 2: well man grandpa.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Needs to do some add some new stuff to his
- 38:50Speaker 1: diet you know magnesium is probably good for him at
- 38:54Speaker 1: that point um.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Poltergeist. That's a crazy poll. I love that. But I mean,
- 39:01Speaker 2: you're right.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:02Speaker 2: It's definitely the spookiest one on this or definitely the
- 39:04Speaker 2: scariest one on this list. But, uh, it, yeah, I mean,
- 39:08Speaker 2: it's just, it's, it's got a lot of, it's very
- 39:10Speaker 2: like fantastical at the same time because it had so
- 39:13Speaker 2: many of those great effects. But, uh, you know, if
- 39:16Speaker 2: you're afraid of clowns or, or jagged legged, you know,
- 39:21Speaker 2: entities popping out of doors, you know, Viewer be warned
- 39:24Speaker 2: if you're going to show this to your kid, but
- 39:26Speaker 2: it is PG, so, you know.
- 39:28Speaker 1: The thing is, like I would be much more comfortable
- 39:30Speaker 1: Showing my kid Poltergeist and letting My kid Google the
- 39:33Speaker 1: folks that were in Poltergeist now off where their lives were.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Afterwards Right oh my god.
- 39:38Speaker 1: There's like four or five just like truly Tragic stories
- 39:41Speaker 1: that were involved It was like don't Google it kid
- 39:45Speaker 1: just watch the movie.
- 39:46Speaker 2: And enjoy it Watch it and enjoy it. Yeah, because
- 39:49Speaker 2: like multiple people passed away. Yeah, and then Heather O'Rourke
- 39:54Speaker 2: would pass away after the third one. You're like, Jesus Christ.
- 39:58Speaker 1: Well, it was like during filming, the third one was
- 40:00Speaker 1: what you got.
- 40:01Speaker 2: Yeah, because they had to use a double or like a,
- 40:04Speaker 2: I think they dressed up like a tall doll, honestly,
- 40:08Speaker 2: because there's one scene where it's a shot of them
- 40:11Speaker 2: all from the back and that's not her. And you're like,
- 40:13Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, man. That poor girl. Like I really would
- 40:17Speaker 2: have loved to see her career. Like she would have been,
- 40:19Speaker 2: she would have been such a established actress in the
- 40:22Speaker 2: horror genre by now. And it's, it's so sad.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:26Speaker 2: But yeah. Poltergeist. Great pick. Okay. So now you're going
- 40:28Speaker 2: to be moving on to, uh, specials here. Yeah. So
- 40:33Speaker 2: my number, let's see. Wait a second. Did I fuck
- 40:36Speaker 2: something up? 10, nine, eight, seven. Did I fuck something up?
- 40:41Speaker 2: Did I miss something? That was your number two, right?
- 40:44Speaker 1: That was on number one.
- 40:46Speaker 2: What the fuck? 10, 9, 8, 7. I don't know
- 40:50Speaker 2: what's happening here. Oh, wait. No, no, no. I'm dumb.
- 40:53Speaker 2: I'm dumb. I'm dumb. Just don't even listen to me.
- 40:56Speaker 2: My goodness. So my number six, which would have been
- 40:59Speaker 2: the same as your number one. Got it. The Witches
- 41:01Speaker 2: from 1990. PG. I gave it a 4 out of 5.
- 41:05Speaker 2: It has a 6.8 out of 10 on IMDb. 3.4
- 41:09Speaker 2: out of 5 on Letterboxd. And we have Angelica Houston
- 41:12Speaker 2: Rowan Atkinson not streaming anywhere. And I put this one
- 41:15Speaker 2: above the monsters because, you know, if you've seen it,
- 41:18Speaker 2: you know the scene. It's pretty scary. But that's like
- 41:20Speaker 2: really the only scary scene in the movie is when
- 41:23Speaker 2: all the witches are being witchy.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it is creepy. I have not seen the remake
- 41:29Speaker 2: and I don't recommend it just based on what I've
- 41:31Speaker 2: seen with the CG Anne Hathaway smile. I don't, I'm
- 41:36Speaker 2: just not going to bother with it. But the witches
- 41:38Speaker 2: is a very, very fun spooky time. Plus, again, Angelica Houston,
- 41:43Speaker 2: Morticia Adams. She played, you know, in the 90s Addams
- 41:46Speaker 2: Family movies.
- 41:48Speaker 1: She's just... Addams Family Values, I think, is the superior
- 41:53Speaker 1: Addams Family movie.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Me too. Oh, there's nothing better than... What's her face? Unhinged.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Fucking Jessie from Toy Story. What's her fucking name?
- 42:04Speaker 1: Oh, Joan Cusack.
- 42:04Speaker 2: Joan Cusack. Oh, golly. I mean, I know we're here
- 42:09Speaker 2: for the Addams Family. It's their movie, but she fucking
- 42:12Speaker 2: makes that movie just so over the top. Yeah, I
- 42:17Speaker 2: do agree. Second one is definitely better.
- 42:19Speaker 1: The summer camp stuff in that movie is just perfect.
- 42:23Speaker 2: It's perfect.
- 42:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Or just, help me, I'm drowning. I can't swim.
- 42:28Speaker 2: I can't swim.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Because of the bubbles coming up.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the whole turkey thing, the turkey play
- 42:34Speaker 2: is so good. I love that movie. I almost put
- 42:37Speaker 2: them on there, but I'm trying to pick things that
- 42:39Speaker 2: are a little bit, not forgotten, but don't really get
- 42:44Speaker 2: mentioned a lot because I almost threw Family Values on
- 42:47Speaker 2: there as well. But yeah, that one's not streaming, unfortunately.
- 42:50Speaker 2: I think I have the Blu-ray of that somewhere. All right,
- 42:52Speaker 2: so let's get into your number five, and we're switching
- 42:54Speaker 2: over for you to TV specials. I'm excited to hear
- 42:58Speaker 2: what you have.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Okay, so number five. I haven't watched it in a while,
- 43:04Speaker 1: but it is hilarious and it makes me laugh every
- 43:06Speaker 1: time I go to it. Family Matters, Stiebel, one and
- 43:10Speaker 1: two specials.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't thought about that probably since
- 43:16Speaker 2: they released.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Right, but they're hilarious. And of course, the second one
- 43:22Speaker 1: you get, not only Stiebel, but you get Carl's bad.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Oh man, you've been pulling so much nostalgia out of
- 43:33Speaker 2: my brain. I didn't even know I had. That's a
- 43:37Speaker 2: crazy pull.
- 43:38Speaker 1: I think they posted Family Matters to something not too
- 43:42Speaker 1: long ago. I hope it's still streaming somewhere. But those
- 43:47Speaker 1: two specials are unhinged and hilarious. It's on Hulu and Disney.
- 43:56Speaker 1: So when I'm getting off and want to watch the
- 43:58Speaker 1: uh steve-o went into.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Do you know do you happen to know what season
- 44:05Speaker 2: they are i can cut all this shit out don't
- 44:10Speaker 2: don't you worry okay i'll just google it fuck going
- 44:13Speaker 2: through imdb oh my god steve-o fan.
- 44:16Speaker 1: There's season nine episode seven and then season season 10
- 44:21Speaker 1: episode something i forgot it's one of the carl's.
- 44:23Speaker 2: Bad Oh my God. Yes. I like, can you see
- 44:27Speaker 2: that right there? I remember that. Oh my God. Yo,
- 44:33Speaker 2: that's a crazy bull season nine. That was the last
- 44:35Speaker 2: season too. Holy shit. Yeah. Season nine or season eight. Sorry.
- 44:39Speaker 1: It looks like season eight and then season nine. Okay. Yeah.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Season. Yes. The first one is a season eight episode seven.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
- 44:46Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Wow. That's a crazy, that's a crazy bull.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Holy crap. Yeah, I used to watch that show all
- 44:55Speaker 2: the time. Man, okay, Jaleel White. Wow, what's he doing
- 44:58Speaker 2: these days? I feel like I've seen him around, but
- 45:01Speaker 2: not doing much.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Last I saw, no, because granted, I remember there's that
- 45:05Speaker 1: Key and Peele. Have you seen that Key and Peele
- 45:07Speaker 1: skit where they're talking about Oracle just taking her family magic?
- 45:09Speaker 1: He was supposed to be a secondary character on the
- 45:11Speaker 1: TV show.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Really?
- 45:13Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be a big part of
- 45:14Speaker 1: the show.
- 45:16Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. Okay.
- 45:18Speaker 1: And of course, you know, when you're going forever, but
- 45:20Speaker 1: he just kind of became popular and more and more popular.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he's probably still getting royalties from that show.
- 45:29Speaker 2: I mean, come on.
- 45:29Speaker 1: But last I saw, he was selling, like, purple Urkel marijuana.
- 45:37Speaker 2: Hey, man, you know, if... I support it. Go for it.
- 45:41Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, you know what? At this point, he's not
- 45:43Speaker 1: a triple S celebrity. He's got to make money where
- 45:45Speaker 1: he can.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he's been, I'm looking at his IMDB
- 45:50Speaker 2: bro's working. I mean, it's like an episode here, two
- 45:53Speaker 2: episodes there, 13 episodes here. But if he's fucking working, man,
- 45:57Speaker 2: I mean, steadily, he's got a shit ton of credits. Wow. Okay.
- 46:02Speaker 2: So he's just, he's just doing stuff in the background,
- 46:04Speaker 2: you know? Wow. Wow.
- 46:07Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about losing his side cord.
- 46:10Speaker 2: No, no. He got 108 credits for acting. Good for him. Okay.
- 46:16Speaker 2: My number five, as I included Paranorman on my list
- 46:21Speaker 2: last year and didn't want to repeat, I did Coraline. So,
- 46:26Speaker 2: you know, PG. I put it above the monsters and
- 46:30Speaker 2: the witches just because Other Mother for me is just
- 46:35Speaker 2: so spooky. Uh, 3.5 out of five for me, 7.8
- 46:39Speaker 2: out of 10 on IMDb, 4.2 out of five on Letterboxd.
- 46:42Speaker 2: You've got Dakota Fanning, Terry Hatcher, Keith David. It's a
- 46:45Speaker 2: fucking stellar cast. Hulu and the Roku channel, if you
- 46:48Speaker 2: want to check it out. But I would say from,
- 46:52Speaker 2: from here on up is, is kind of when we're
- 46:54Speaker 2: getting into like, into some spooky shit, you know, like,
- 46:57Speaker 2: cause I know Coraline's only PG, which is kind of
- 47:00Speaker 2: crazy because the imagery in that movie, and again, other
- 47:02Speaker 2: mother and like other, you know, the other dad with
- 47:05Speaker 2: the button eyes. It's pretty fucking, like, it's kind of scary.
- 47:09Speaker 2: So I'm kind of shocked. I thought it was going
- 47:11Speaker 2: to be a PG-13-er, but it is not.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Yeah, Other Mother's creepy. Or just even the other characters
- 47:18Speaker 1: that are in there.
- 47:19Speaker 2: Right.
- 47:20Speaker 1: They're always kind of, like, weird.
- 47:22Speaker 2: They're weird. It's like Uncanny Valley, but with... On purpose, though. Yeah, exactly.
- 47:30Speaker 2: What are we doing here? But yeah, I do enjoy
- 47:33Speaker 2: that one. I need to revisit that one because I
- 47:35Speaker 2: feel like a 3.5 is low. But I don't know.
- 47:38Speaker 2: At least from Laika, nothing tops Paranorman. I think it's
- 47:43Speaker 2: a perfect movie. It's so good.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fantastic. And all of them are great.
- 47:49Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, there's not one. Besides Missing Link, I mean,
- 47:53Speaker 2: Kubo and the Two Strings, Box Trolls, Paranorman, Coraline. Did
- 47:59Speaker 2: I say Kubo and the Two Strings already?
- 48:01Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
- 48:03Speaker 2: It's late.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Get it together.
- 48:04Speaker 2: It's late. And then, yeah, they've got a new one
- 48:07Speaker 2: coming out this year or next year. I fucking can't
- 48:09Speaker 2: remember what it is, but it's like another spooky kind
- 48:11Speaker 2: of Halloween-y one. I'll look it up while we're talking
- 48:13Speaker 2: here because I got really excited for it because it's been,
- 48:16Speaker 2: you know, I think Missing Link was the last one
- 48:20Speaker 2: they did, I'm pretty sure.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know Phil Knight, he directed the Bumblebee movie.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Or was it Phil Knight's kid, the one who dragged
- 48:30Speaker 1: a lot of Laika movies? He used to be a rapper,
- 48:32Speaker 1: by the way.
- 48:33Speaker 2: Really?
- 48:34Speaker 1: That was his first career movie was he was a rapper.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 48:38Speaker 1: You could probably Google his first album on YouTube, most likely.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Oh, it's called Wildwood, by the way. It's a Laika studio.
- 48:45Speaker 2: It's Wildwood, and it is directed by Travis Knight.
- 48:51Speaker 1: Yeah, nice.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Yeah, Jacob Tremblay, Carey Mulligan, Mahershala Ali, Awkwafina. uh, Angela Bassett, like, it's, it's, yeah,
- 48:59Speaker 2: it's supposed to be a, uh, I think it's listed
- 49:02Speaker 2: actually as horror, and, uh, it'll probably be on my
- 49:06Speaker 2: list if I, you know, if it's, if it's good enough, wild,
- 49:09Speaker 2: what the fuck did I just say it was wild, what, yeah, 2026,
- 49:11Speaker 2: is that it, is that it, yeah, adult, adult, adult animation,
- 49:16Speaker 2: that makes it sound like it's something it's not, Releasing
- 49:19Speaker 2: on October 23rd. Listed as a horror. A horror fantasy
- 49:22Speaker 2: animation adventure. Blah, blah, blah. Holy shit.
- 49:24Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm excited for that.
- 49:28Speaker 2: We did see a trailer for it in theaters. I
- 49:31Speaker 2: just couldn't remember the name. But it looks, oh my.
- 49:34Speaker 2: I mean, they already look fantastic. But this one especially,
- 49:38Speaker 2: I was like, Dude, this is next level realism. It's
- 49:43Speaker 2: insane how just real it looks. Or not real, but
- 49:47Speaker 2: it doesn't look like clay. It does not look like
- 49:51Speaker 2: they're molding clay and shit. So let's see here. So
- 49:55Speaker 2: that was my number five. So let's go to your
- 49:57Speaker 2: number four for specials. What do we got?
- 50:01Speaker 1: Okay. So 1993, I think it was on Cartoon Network,
- 50:07Speaker 1: the Halloween tree. from Ray Bradbury.
- 50:12Speaker 2: The Halloween Tree.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was a, it is based on a
- 50:19Speaker 1: Ray Bradbury novel. He also wrote the screenplay for this.
- 50:22Speaker 1: The film tells the story of a group of trick-or-treating
- 50:25Speaker 1: children who learn about the origins and influences of Halloween
- 50:28Speaker 1: when one of their friends is spirited away by mysterious forces.
- 50:33Speaker 1: It is a really, really good animated movie.
- 50:35Speaker 2: 3.5 out of 5 on Letterboxd. Whoa.
- 50:41Speaker 1: If anybody hasn't seen this and remembers animated movies from
- 50:46Speaker 1: the 90s, back when they used to do cool Halloween
- 50:50Speaker 1: specials and not just the office where they're just existing
- 50:54Speaker 1: during Halloween doing accidentally offensive costumes, which is what they
- 50:59Speaker 1: do on sitcoms now. They just exist during Halloween. Oh, Jesus. Yeah.
- 51:05Speaker 1: But yeah, they used to make legit Halloween specials back
- 51:08Speaker 1: in the day. And your local meteorologist would wear a
- 51:12Speaker 1: skeleton outfit on the green screen while he's telling you
- 51:15Speaker 1: what's going on. Halloween used to be so much cooler
- 51:18Speaker 1: than that.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Dude, it really did. It really did. I miss my neighbor.
- 51:24Speaker 2: I mean, of course, now where my parents live, where
- 51:26Speaker 2: I grew up, I'm assuming all the kids like me
- 51:30Speaker 2: grew up and moved out as well, but still like
- 51:32Speaker 2: they get like maybe two or three kids. And luckily
- 51:35Speaker 2: for me, where I live now, we have a neighborhood
- 51:39Speaker 2: just full. I mean, we literally get over a hundred
- 51:42Speaker 2: trick or treaters every year. It's fuck. It's crazy here.
- 51:47Speaker 1: So from full bars.
- 51:48Speaker 2: So no, we, we did the first year because we
- 51:53Speaker 2: were like, it was still under construction. Like there wasn't
- 51:56Speaker 2: the second phase, but then year two, uh, we did
- 52:01Speaker 2: the same thing and we were like, oh, we have
- 52:04Speaker 2: so many more people. So I had to like run
- 52:07Speaker 2: out and grab more because there were so many. So
- 52:09Speaker 2: we're like, yeah, we can't do full bars because in
- 52:11Speaker 2: this economy, fuck no.
- 52:13Speaker 1: There's a Bob's Burgers episode about the Halloween special.
- 52:16Speaker 2: How does this not topple your economy?
- 52:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Fucking Gene is my favorite. But yeah.
- 52:24Speaker 1: I've never lived in a neighborhood that does trigger. I've
- 52:26Speaker 1: always had to go somewhere when I was a kid.
- 52:29Speaker 1: I do remember one time, an old lady, she gave
- 52:32Speaker 1: out individual little cups of chili. That was what she
- 52:36Speaker 1: gave the kids.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Be tooting up a store, man.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Exactly. I remember looking at it. I was polite, even
- 52:44Speaker 1: that in, but I was like, I remember going down,
- 52:46Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, she gave chili. I don't like chili.
- 52:51Speaker 2: And nowadays, you could not accept food like that from
- 52:54Speaker 2: a stranger.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 52:56Speaker 2: It's hard enough to take candy from a stranger.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Now, this is just a sweet old lady in Snow Hill,
- 53:01Speaker 1: North Carolina. The idea of poisoning chili for kids would
- 53:06Speaker 1: not even cross his mind.
- 53:08Speaker 2: It would be ludicrous.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but now in 2026, if somebody gave my kid
- 53:12Speaker 1: a cup of chili, I'd be like, get the fuck.
- 53:15Speaker 2: Out of here. I'd be like, yeah, take that back.
- 53:17Speaker 1: I think there's actually above the episode in Halloween where
- 53:19Speaker 1: somebody was poisoning their chili to give the key.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Holy shit. I'll ask Gabby tomorrow. I'm sure she'll give
- 53:25Speaker 2: me the season and episode. She loves that. So, yeah,
- 53:31Speaker 2: but what was I going to say? Oh, yeah, there
- 53:33Speaker 2: was a guy in my neighborhood. Speaking of weird things
- 53:35Speaker 2: you get for Halloween, he gave out candy, but he
- 53:39Speaker 2: also worked for Coca-Cola, so he would have a little
- 53:42Speaker 2: mini cooler, and he would have little mini sodas, so
- 53:45Speaker 2: we would always stop there first and grab a soda
- 53:48Speaker 2: and then go around the neighborhood and then stop there last.
- 53:50Speaker 2: And he, cause like we were literally right across the
- 53:52Speaker 2: street from each other. So, uh, I loved getting little
- 53:55Speaker 2: sodas from, but it's, it's completely different now. Yeah. It's not,
- 53:58Speaker 2: it's not the same. And even, even when we have
- 54:00Speaker 2: all these kids here, it's just, it's just different. I
- 54:03Speaker 2: don't know. Halloween in the nineties just hit so much different. Uh,
- 54:08Speaker 2: even in Florida where there's not a season in sight,
- 54:11Speaker 2: it still hit different.
- 54:12Speaker 1: Hot, not quite as hot, but still pretty hot.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Yeah. It's really just hot and less hot. We'll get
- 54:19Speaker 2: like three cold weeks a year, like where it's in
- 54:22Speaker 2: the forties or fifties, but that's really it.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Somebody bust out the long sleeve t-shirts. It's going to
- 54:28Speaker 1: be a cold 55 degrees.
- 54:31Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm out there in shorts and a t-shirt just
- 54:33Speaker 2: laying in the yard. Like this is great. Give me
- 54:36Speaker 2: more quick, quick.
- 54:37Speaker 1: Somebody put all of her bed sheets over the plant.
- 54:40Speaker 1: So they'll freeze tonight.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Yep. That happened to us last year when it, or,
- 54:44Speaker 2: you know, last freeze we had, all the fucking plants,
- 54:48Speaker 2: like shrubs, just fucking died. I was like, oh my god, dude.
- 54:51Speaker 2: The hell. So let's see. My number four is Scary
- 54:58Speaker 2: Stories to Tell in the Dark. PG-13. Gave it a
- 55:01Speaker 2: 4 out of 5. It's got a 6.2 out of
- 55:03Speaker 2: 10 on IMDb. 2.8 out of 5 on Letterboxd. Now,
- 55:06Speaker 2: of course, this is a newer movie. It's from 2018. Oh,
- 55:09Speaker 2: I forgot to say when Coraline was from. I think
- 55:11Speaker 2: it was 2009. But This one is nostalgic for me
- 55:15Speaker 2: because I, when I was younger, probably 10 or 11,
- 55:19Speaker 2: I flew to Michigan by myself, which is a crazy
- 55:22Speaker 2: fucking thing to do nowadays, at least. So I, you know,
- 55:26Speaker 2: my dad walked me to the airplane and then my,
- 55:28Speaker 2: my aunt met me at the, you know, cause that's
- 55:30Speaker 2: back when you could like go to the gate and
- 55:32Speaker 2: drop someone off and then come back. You can't do
- 55:34Speaker 2: that now anymore. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. So, I went up
- 55:39Speaker 2: there and he, you know, read me the original books
- 55:44Speaker 2: and I remember specifically Harold, the scarecrow. I remember the
- 55:49Speaker 2: spiders coming out of the face. I like every single
- 55:52Speaker 2: one that they had in the movie. I was like, Oh,
- 55:54Speaker 2: I remember all of these and the horrifying pictures that
- 55:58Speaker 2: went with them. So this one are, you know, it's
- 56:01Speaker 2: more out of like a, I can't believe we finally
- 56:03Speaker 2: like it took what 20 something years for them to
- 56:06Speaker 2: like adapt to these. So I have a soft spot
- 56:10Speaker 2: for that. Also, fun fact, Austin Abrams is in that. And,
- 56:14Speaker 2: you know, he's in the new Resident Evil. Also, Dean Norris,
- 56:17Speaker 2: if you don't know the name, he plays Walter's brother
- 56:20Speaker 2: in Breaking Bad. That's like probably the thing you'll know
- 56:22Speaker 2: him for the most. By the way, I just started
- 56:27Speaker 2: rewatching that because I've only seen it one time. And
- 56:30Speaker 2: I was like, you know what? I think it's time
- 56:31Speaker 2: for me to rewatch Breaking Bad. And God damn, it's good.
- 56:35Speaker 1: Are you going to watch the fly episode or are
- 56:36Speaker 1: you going to skip the fly episode?
- 56:38Speaker 2: I don't even remember that one.
- 56:40Speaker 1: It's the episode where it's just Walker and Jesse when
- 56:44Speaker 1: they're cooking and they're trying to get the fly out
- 56:47Speaker 1: of the... Because it's when they're cooking for Gus. The
- 56:52Speaker 1: whole episode is him trying to get a fly out
- 56:53Speaker 1: of the lab. It's one of those episodes where you
- 56:57Speaker 1: either really, really love.
- 56:59Speaker 2: It, or you really, really.
- 57:00Speaker 1: 25 minutes of him doing some existential crisis because it's
- 57:04Speaker 1: a fucking fly in the lab? Jesus Christ.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Come on, Cranston. If you want to watch Scary Stories,
- 57:10Speaker 2: it is on Peacock, but yeah, I quite enjoy that movie.
- 57:13Speaker 2: It's a good time. I think they did... They had
- 57:16Speaker 2: a lot of fun with making it PG-13, but also
- 57:19Speaker 2: making it spooky. There's moments where, I think it was
- 57:23Speaker 2: in the Herald one, where blood should come out. It
- 57:27Speaker 2: was like, hey. And I was like, oh, that's fun.
- 57:29Speaker 2: That's a fun way to have gore, quote unquote. So
- 57:34Speaker 2: that's my number four. What do you have for number...
- 57:36Speaker 2: What's up?
- 57:37Speaker 1: Didn't Andre Overdahl do that?
- 57:39Speaker 2: He did.
- 57:39Speaker 1: He did. That was his follow-up from Autopsy Agenda, right?
- 57:44Speaker 2: Did he do that one too?
- 57:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his first one, or at least his
- 57:48Speaker 1: first English movie.
- 57:49Speaker 2: No shit.
- 57:51Speaker 1: And then I think he followed that up with passenger,
- 57:53Speaker 1: which I saw recently and thought kind of suck.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. So troll hunter. I knew. Yeah. Then autopsy,
- 58:00Speaker 2: then scary stories, then voyage of the last meter and
- 58:03Speaker 2: then passenger. Okay.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, yeah, man has had a pretty interesting career
- 58:07Speaker 2: to say the least meter, but.
- 58:09Speaker 1: I did see passenger recently and I was like, well.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Yeah, people are shitting on that. Me and my buddy, Michael,
- 58:17Speaker 2: are the only two people so far, and my wife,
- 58:20Speaker 2: she enjoyed it, that enjoyed it. I was like, I
- 58:22Speaker 2: don't know. It's just, it's not, I don't know. It's
- 58:25Speaker 2: not like it's reinventing the wheel and it's not anything
- 58:29Speaker 2: crazy new, but I just like the concept of like,
- 58:32Speaker 2: that's like something we haven't really gotten a story of
- 58:34Speaker 2: this passenger and like it attaches itself to you. Like
- 58:37Speaker 2: it's just fun. It's a good jump scare movie.
- 58:39Speaker 1: The idea of it, I can see it was cool.
- 58:42Speaker 1: And of course, since America has always been about folks
- 58:45Speaker 1: traveling around the entire country since forever, cool.
- 58:49Speaker 2: But there was one, I.
- 58:50Speaker 1: Was like, I started losing because it became just kind
- 58:53Speaker 1: of a jump scare movie towards the halfway through. And
- 58:56Speaker 1: then it really broke a huge sore. I felt like
- 59:00Speaker 1: a big, like bugaboo was like, When they're going to
- 59:03Speaker 1: the place where all the other travelers are, because they've
- 59:06Speaker 1: got to find out that lady who told her, kind
- 59:08Speaker 1: of like, watch out for this traveler person. yeah and
- 59:11Speaker 1: then like okay i'll go and i'll show you and
- 59:12Speaker 1: then he just pops up and kills her immediately like
- 59:14Speaker 1: if you have the power to do this why haven't
- 59:16Speaker 1: you done this to this couple the entire fucking movie
- 59:19Speaker 1: when you know where they're going you know what they're
- 59:20Speaker 1: going to do he absolutely knows why didn't you just
- 59:23Speaker 1: kill this couple here i don't i was like.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's true And he knew.
- 59:27Speaker 1: Where they were going. He knew it was the only
- 59:29Speaker 1: thing that could kill him. But he was like, no, no, no.
- 59:32Speaker 1: I won't get you to that church. Sorry. This is
- 59:35Speaker 1: a movie about Halloween movies or Halloween specials. But I
- 59:38Speaker 1: had to talk about this real quick. It really bothered me.
- 59:40Speaker 2: I mean, this show is... We do a lot of
- 59:42Speaker 2: tangents on this show. That's why it says it in
- 59:44Speaker 2: the intro. Because this happens and I'm always here for it.
- 59:47Speaker 1: But I was like, cool. That was a cool kill.
- 59:49Speaker 1: But I was like, wait a second. If this could
- 59:51Speaker 1: have done this the entire time... why would he even
- 59:55Speaker 1: let them get anywhere near this church where they told
- 59:59Speaker 1: him he has to go to stop this? Why would,
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: why would he even allow this to happen?
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: Did they say he fed on fear? Is that something right?
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: Like he, he wants to get like feed on fear.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: Yeah. They said he wanted to feed on fear.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it was.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Having a good time. But I'm just like, well, clearly
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: he can just jump to jump to jump.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: All right. Well, it's time to time to dip out
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: of this house, this caravan, go to these other folks.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: All right, Jason says, you'll probably hate it. I haven't
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: heard that one in a while. Yeah, Passenger.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Here we go. Actually, I wouldn't recommend Passenger, though. It
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: would be like, hey, half star.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it is 2.3 out of 5 on Letterboxd, so
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: it's not very well liked. There's just some movies that,
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like some movies are highly rated
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: that I rate low, and then some are low that
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: I rate high.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: What did I rate? Can you see? Yeah, it's still
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: pulled up.
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, you want to see what you gave it?
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: When did you watch it? Was it pretty recently?
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Maybe, not even a month ago.
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: Alright, let's see here. Scrolling down on my friends list.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Are you listening as your two stars? After one week
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: of van life, I'd be driving anywhere to find the
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: passenger just to take me out of my misery and like.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: I could not even imagine being a van life person.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: No, fuck that. Okay, let's see. So I guess, what
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: are we at? You're number three? Yeah, you're number three.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Goosebumps episode. Okay. The Jack of the Jack-o'-lanterns.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Oh, very nice, very nice.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: It's a Halloween special. And I thought, I remember the book,
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: I remember reading the book. It's one I vividly remember
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: reading the book. And I remember watching the episode. And
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: it's all about Halloween. So, you know, plus for the list.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: And also, the way it ended. It's kind of an
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: existential crisis. Like, even more so than usual, because there's
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: a little twist ending with, like, you find out that,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: you know, these Jack Lant... Came out in 95. I
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: was going.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: To say, if you don't want it spoiled, just skip ahead.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: Just hit the skip 15 plus, you know, on.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't want me to ruin one episode
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: of Goosebumps for you, just skip 30 seconds. Where they've
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: been like, these kids have been missing, and they don't
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: know where they are. And then, like, these jack-o'-lanterns that
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: one of the characters knew, but they never get out
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: of their costumes. And you find out that these are
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: actually aliens. And they said, like, hey, don't eat too
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: much candy. We might eat you next year. And then
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: they just fly off.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: Bye.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: It was like, this entire time, they've been trick-or-treating with murderers?
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: With fucking space-traveling murderers?
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: Yeah, like killer clowns from outer space or killer jack-o'-lanterns
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: from outer space.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Yeah, what a plot twist that is. It's like, whoa,
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: hold on a second. Back up. Can we go back
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: to the aliens, please?
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: What's the prelude for them? How graphic was it eating
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: these children back in the beginning?
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: How did they decide they wanted to do this specifically?
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: How do you know about Halloween? What's going on here?
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: This was a Fox Kids show, so this came on
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: at like 10 o'clock every Saturday morning. Oh, shit. Yeah,
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: that's when Goosebumps came on. It was a Saturday, it
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: was a Fox Saturday morning TV show.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: I mean, I guess at least it's the daytime, you know,
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: better than being, you know, nighttime, like right before bed,
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: at least you wake up and you can shake it off.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, bro, I'm still eating my cinnamon rolls. I
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: got a glass of milk. This is too early. I'm
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: an alien. I'm a 10-year-old me. Like, I can't handle
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: this alien.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: I can't handle this shit this early in the morning, man.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: I got fucking stuff to do. All right, so my
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: number three kind of enter the more adult TVMA R ratings.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: I got two coming up here. We got two Tales
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: from the Crypt episodes. We've got Punishment Fit the Crime,
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: TVMA Season 6, Episode 1. Gave it a 4 out
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: of 5, 7.1 out of 10 on IMDb. I included
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: this one because our beloved mother, Catherine O'Hara, is in this,
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: and she is literally serving all of the cunt in
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: the world in this episode. Oh, my God. She is
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: such a boss. But, like I said, there's one fuck,
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: and by the last five, six minutes, it gets pretty
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: fucking dark. Is that the one where.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: The haunted house, where he goes to a house that
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: he inherited from his dad?
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: No, so this is the one where Catherine O'Hara gets
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: pulled over for something, I can't remember, and she gets,
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: it's literally called Sticksville, and their judge is there, it's
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: a very strict town, and she goes in front of
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: one judge who sentences her to this, and then her
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: lawyer gets her off, and it's really good. And a
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: really good kind of twist at the end as well, too.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: Like a great, like, ooh, gotcha moment for Catherine O'Hara.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: But it's really good. She's fantastic in it. And some
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: of the dutchiest angles I've ever seen. Oh, my God.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Towards like halfway through when it starts getting real weird,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: it's like everything is just this dutch angle. The judges,
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: like podiums, whatever you want to call it, are getting
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: taller and taller because she visits like three different judges.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: it's so good so um if you want to check
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: out tales from the crypt the like the entire series
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: all seven seasons is on 2b and amc plus uh
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: i have the box set and if you want to
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: get the box set too it's this like seven dvds
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: it is very cheap like don't go to amazon for
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: this shit go to bet or eat best buy go
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: to ebay i think i got mine for like 32
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: bucks brand new which is kind of crazy.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: It was so crazy that I couldn't, cause I remember
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: they made the DVDs. They came out when I was
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: in high school and I got them and they'd like,
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: it was, it's been a rights quagmire forever.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: It has been forever.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Um, Yeah, and it hasn't been streaming until, like, what, like,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: three months ago is when it finally hit shutter. The
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: first time it was streaming on anything. I remember M.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: Night Shyamalan, like, almost had the rights to do with
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: the new TV show, like, back in, like, 2010. Whoa. Yeah,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: but then, like, they announced it. They even did, like,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: a little stupid teaser trailer for it. But then, like,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: two weeks later, somebody else who happened to have some
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: of the rights was, like, nope.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: No.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: No. Yeah, and then they just, like, put a kibosh on, like,
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: a new remake with M. Night Shyamalan.
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: I need people to get off their fucking high horses
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: with these rights and just come to a goddamn... Like,
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: this is why we haven't had a Friday the 13th
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: movie in 17 years, because these two fucking people with
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: the rights... Can't come to, like, figure it out, yo. Like,
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: I'm not saying we need 17 more Jason movies, but, like,
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: I'd love to see a newer one. Like, I know
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: we're getting the Camp Crystal Lake. That's great and all,
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: but it would be really great to see a Jason
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: movie soon, but, like, it's, like, it's never going to happen, apparently, because,
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: you know, one owns the character of Voorhees, and one
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: owns the name Friday the 13th, and I was like, oh, fuck,
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, guys, figure it out.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Because Paramount always owned the rights to Friday the 13th. Right.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Remember when New Line, when they switched, so New Line
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: bought the rights, they just bought the rights to Jason. Right.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: Because all the other, they're just Jason eggs, Jason Purdy
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: versus Jason.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: Yep.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: So they couldn't use Friday, they literally just used Jason.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's Jason goes to hell the final Friday, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: That would be You know what's funny, though? If it
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: wasn't related to Jason Voorhees, if you just strip it
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: down to a body-swapping slasher, that's a great movie. But
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: the fact that it's tied to Jason, not so great.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: Not so great. What's his face? If Cronenberg made that movie,
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: and it was just like a body-swap Cronenberg movie... Cronenberg,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: who of course was killed in the following movie in
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: the opening scene. Jason X.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: So random.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: I remember they came to him. Apparently, I remember they
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: were like, hey, would you like this? Like, will Jason
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: be killing me? Well, that's kind of. Yes. And I
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: would absolutely love.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: I love David Cronenberg, not only for his work, but
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: just the fact that he'll just pop up in movies
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: at the most random time. I was watching, what is it,
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: like The Vanishing of Sidney Hall or something on Netflix,
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: and he's just like a main character in that. I'm like,
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: what are you doing in this movie, Cronenberg?
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Did you hear that slasher TV series they used to
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: call Netflix?
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: I always call it Canadian Horror Story because it was Canadian,
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: but each season was a new slasher thing.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: But he was in the last season of that as
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: the matriarch of this family who's trying to kill everybody.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: He just pops up. He's the new David Lynch now.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he is. He pops up in Ready or
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Not 2. I'm like, what the fuck? What are you
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: doing here, David Cronenberg? Like, what's happening?
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: And he makes the weirdest movies. Like, he's the closest
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: thing we have to David Lynch now.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: Really?
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: I mean, he is the closest thing we have. And
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: funny enough, they both have David as a first name
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: and an interesting last name. I mean, Cronenberg is what
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: the fuck?
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: I need to see David Cronenberg try to make a
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: true story. Just to see how his version is. Have
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: you seen True Story yet? I know you're kind of
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: slowly going.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: True Story or The Straight Story?
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Straight story sorry have you seen the straight story.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: Yet no because i'm working through them chronologically and my
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: next one is wild at heart and then i'm skipping
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: over lost highway because i did that one out of
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: order and then it's inland inland empire and then straight
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: story i.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Thought straight story came because all inland empire is his
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: last movie.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: Oh shit did the straight story come.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Out before yeah because straight story came out in the
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: 90s oh shit It's also a clutch.
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: Oh, 99. Oh, yeah. Because Lost Highway is like 96. Yeah.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: The Lost Highway. I can't spell for shit. Oh, my God.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: All right. It's not The Lost Highway. Excuse me. It's 97. Okay.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: So then, yeah. So I guess it's Wild at Heart.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: And then. The Straight Story and then Inland Empire. Okay, yeah.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: I guess that'll be coming up.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: The Straight Story is really good. Now, it's not a
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: David Lynch. I mean, it is a David Lynch movie.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: He co-wrote it, too. But it's just so straightforward. There's
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: no random 10-foot stuff rabbit talking to somebody on a couch.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: It's not weird at all. The fact that it's not
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: weird is weird because it's David Lynch.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Because it's David Lynch, yeah. Speaking of David Lynch, I
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: saw one of the coolest bumper stickers I think I've
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: ever seen in the history of ever, it said, uh,
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: a racer head baby on board. And I was like,
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: I fucking need that. Like, I don't have bumper stickers,
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: but like, I, I, I need that immediately.
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: Maybe my wife feels sometimes just yell out Cameron or
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: Paul just randomly.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: Oh God. Oh man. I am. I'm just like, I'm
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: working through his movie so slowly. Cause I know I'm
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: going to get to the last one and I'm gonna
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: be like, I'll have to start over again because it's like,
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: you know, he only made like 10 features, like 10
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: or 11. He made hundreds of shorts, like so many shorts.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: I'm being honest, and I like David Lynch a lot.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: I can do without him in Empire.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that one's kind of like divisive.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: I watched him in film class, and the entire week
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: was just we watched the movie in class. And then
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: the following, it was like when it was like, you know, Tuesday,
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Thursday classes in college. Yeah. And the entire, the entire
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: class was him explaining what he thought happened to the teacher.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: And I was just like, and I was, and I was,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: and I kept watching. I was like, sure, dude. Absolutely.
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: You got it.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: That's what happened. And I was like, I was like, not,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: this is just unhinged.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: Yeah. You gotta love him in interviews too. When he's like, uh,
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: Gets asked all the time, like, well, so I was
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: thinking about, does this mean this? No. Like, every time, just, nope.
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: Not it, not it.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Watch Lucky when you get done with David Lynch. It's
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: a movie that's got a, he's in the first Alien movie.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: He's the white guy with the hat. He popped up
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: a lot.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: Ian Holm?
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Not Ian Holm.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: The first Alien?
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: Yeah, the first Alien movie.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: Let's see, white guy.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: He was also the main character in Paris, Texas.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: Tom Skerritt?
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: Yes, Tom Skerritt. The last movie Tom Skerritt did, Small
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Town Movie. David Lynch is the character in that Small
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: Town Movie. He's going on about how he lost his tortoise.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: He's literally the most fascinating man on this planet. To
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: just be in his head. I just want to know
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: what's going on up there. It's got to be insane.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: Sure, be a watch lucky. That'll be your cap off
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: after Inland Empire. You're like, okay, I can't fucking watch
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: anything David Lynch ever again. You just watch Lucky, and
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: you get a little bit of it, because he's just
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: a character, but it's like full-on like a weird David
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: Lynch character in this otherwise just weird, just normal small-town
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: movie about an old, old Tom Skerritt.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: I mean, he was like my favorite part of, funny enough,
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: he was my favorite part of Twin Peaks. He's just
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: coming in there, Death as hell, repeating everything. He was
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: so fucking funny in that show.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Yeah. God. It's even funnier because he's a bigger part
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: in the revival. Did you get the revival?
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: No. I got to the end of seasons one and two.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: I need to watch Firewalk with me, and then I
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: need to go on to the revival.
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Do Inland Empire and then do the revival.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: Okay. Yep. I can do that. All right. What are
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: we on here? Are we on your number two?
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: I believe so.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I think so.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Okay. My number two is a movie that I would
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: be surprised if you've ever even heard of.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: It's a Nickelodeon movie called Crybaby Lane. Have you ever
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: heard of this?
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: Have not heard of it. No.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: It came out in the 90s. And the lore surrounding
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: this movie is probably a little more interesting than the
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: movie itself. But it's a good movie. It's a good Halloween.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: So it premiered on Nickelodeon in like 97. It's called
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Crybaby Lane.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: And Melissa Joan Hart hosted the premiere of it.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Nickelodeon kid. Jim Gaffigan's in it. And before you might
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: know who Jim Gaffigan really was.
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: Jim Gaffigan? Yeah.
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: But like, so this movie premiered once. And they never
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: showed it again.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Yeah. And the whole lore is that a lot of
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: parents called in and wrote letters about how this is disgusting.
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: I can't believe Nickelodeon would show a movie this scary.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: They're eating bugs. It's pretty straightforward about this town. A
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: farmer had twins, conjoined twins. One of them was good,
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: one of them was bad. They died. He buried one
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: in a cemetery, and the bad one, he died. He
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: buried on a road called Cry Baby Lane. And the
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: town where it's like on a night you can hear
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: the kid crying, the bad one kind of crying.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: Oh, that's a fun urban legend.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: And they do a seance, these kids, and of course
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: they bring the bad kid back to life.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: Ooh.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: But so this movie was seen as like lost media
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: for like ever. And then somebody on a Reddit thread
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: talks about how they saw this movie, but they never
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: saw it again. And, of course, everybody else goes, oh,
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: I remember this movie. Somebody had a VHS recording of
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: it in their basement. And they posted it on YouTube. And, like,
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: you can still watch it. It's still on YouTube. It's
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: got the Melissa and Hart interstitials. What? And then, of course, Nickelodeon. And,
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: of course, they leaned into it when they just showed it.
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: The movie, Banned from Nickelodeon. And they've shown it a
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: couple times since then. But for the longest time, it
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: was just forgotten media.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: There it is, yeah.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you can watch it on YouTube now. I think
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: there's a couple ribs of it. And it's a pretty good,
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: it's got Frank Langella in it.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: I was just looking at that, like Frank Langella's in it, yes.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan's in it.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: That's so funny. Jim Gaffigan, what are you doing?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: It's a legitimately kind of creepy kids movie for sure.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: Good stuff.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: Yeah, so I would say definitely give that a watch
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: if you're tired of watching. If you want something to
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: move on, it's like, yeah, how many times have you
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: seen Halloween Town or Underwraps? Some of these other movies
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: you watch all the time. Let's branch out. Watch Crybaby Lane.
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: I was getting worried there when you were saying it
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: was lost. I was like, oh, no, he's going to
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: hug him. Where can I see this? And then, of course,
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: when in doubt, check YouTube because there's always someone who
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: sneaks it past. Yeah. I don't know how they do it, dude.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: I get hit with copyright infringements for, like, sometimes I'll include, like,
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: a little sound clip in my podcast, and it's like,
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: this is blocked in these countries for this sound clip.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: How the fuck are you uploading an entire movie without
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: a copyright infringement? I don't know. Shit's crazy. This is cool, though.
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: This is, like, Basket Case-esque, almost, you know? I mean,
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: not Siamese Twins and Basket Case, but, you know, whatever.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: Well, they were Siamese Twins and Basket Case.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: Yeah, well, usually when you think Siamese twin, do you
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: think like, you know, kind of connected at the hip?
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: You know, he was just like, it was almost like malignant,
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: you know, with the, with, that's what I think malignant
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: had to be inspired off of was fucking basket case.
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: They just did it differently. Like that's my head canon,
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: but I'm definitely going to watch this, this spooky season
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: and And, yeah, because this sounds great. TVY7, wow. And
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: people were complaining. That's crazy.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: Well, if you guys, back in, like, the 90s when
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: nobody had anything to complain about because everything.
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: Was pretty good. Because everything was pretty solid.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, everybody had a boat in their front yard, everybody. Like,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: the paychecks were coming in pretty good. Like, nobody had
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: anything to complain about. The 9-11 happened and everything changed.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: It's just been downhill since then. It's just, like, it
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: has never gotten.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: Yeah, like, for....
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: Any millennial born in the 90s, once that happened, it's
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: just all been downhill. Nothing has gotten better.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I mean, it's, yeah, that's pretty much it, yeah.
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: Oh, man. Okay, deep pull. I love it. All right. So,
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: my number two... is another Tales from the Crypt, and
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: it's Death of Some Salesman, 1990s. Oh, the Tim Curry episode.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: I had to throw in, I was trying to find
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: a way to, you know, honor our, like I said,
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: everyone's mother from the 90s. If you grew up in
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: the 90s, Catherine O'Hara was everyone's mom. And then, of course,
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: Tim Curry passed, and I was like, oh, my God,
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: I need to find, I couldn't remember the name of it,
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: but I was like, I've seen the Tim Curry episode.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: Cause he plays three fucking people. So you get three
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: Tim Curry's for the price of one, um, TVMA. This
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: one includes like boobs and a very, very uncomfortable sex
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: scene with Ed Beagley or Ed Bergley jr. Whatever the
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: fuck his name is. Ed Begley jr. And Tim Curry
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: is a woman. Very uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. And that's why
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: it's number two. It's above the other Tales from the Crypt. Yeah, absolutely. 3.5
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: out of 5 for me, 7.9 out of 10 on IMDb.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: Like I said, Tim Curry, Ed Begley Jr. on Tubi
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: AMC +. It's another one like, that's what I love
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: about Tales from the Crypt, from the few I've seen,
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: which I'm assuming most of them are like, it's just
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: that twist at the end. They get you with the little,
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: they have that gotcha moment. And in this one, I
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: was like, oh my God, it's so good. So yeah,
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: that's why that one's up there, because that one's definitely,
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: like I said, you've got like not full frontal, but
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: you got boobs for like, it's open, it opens on
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: a sex scene. And I'm like, all right, this is
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: definitely not for kids, but you know, so, uh, I
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: don't say this.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Sorry. Right.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: No, you're good. I, it happens to me like, like
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: four or five times a day.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: Um, but they are doing EC is really easy. You're
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: doing more comics again. They're releasing.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: So they're doing, um, they're doing, they've got a sci-fi comic.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: They've got a, uh, You know, horror comic. They're releasing
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: comics again. I read one of them. It was like
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: Tales from the Abyss, I think was what it was.
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: And it was, you know, it's interesting. It's just like
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: horror stories. And usually one comic, you get like two
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: or three stories in.
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: There's a Creepshow comic. I think I sent you a
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: page for the one.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Yes, yes. Because I was like, oh my God, issue
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: number one. And you said it's like a new one.
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay. I was like, good God.
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: I'm finding a first issue Creepshow. Holy shit.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I have seen a couple every once in a while.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: You know, I go to a lot of comic shops
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: and I'll see like, hey, check out this Tales from
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: the Crypt comic from 1962. And it'll be like, oh,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: it's in bad condition for $ 75. I'm like, man. I wish. Oh, yeah.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: Like, I wish I could spend that much, but.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Yeah, but also, if it was... I mean, Princeton is
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: in better condition, maybe, but, like, I just grew up
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: watching Tales. Those comics are actually... I've read some of them.
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: You know, you can read... Ray Bradbury wrote a couple
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: of them. Oh, wow. They're really good comics, yeah. He
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: actually almost sued them because they stole his doors at
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: one point.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair. I mean.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: No, it was pretty funny. I remember watching a documentary
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: on the comics, and they said, so.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: Yeah, we just adapted some of this more to comics.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: We didn't ask permission. We just did it. And of course,
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: they were big enough for Ray Bradbury. I was like, hey,
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: you never paid me for the story you stole. And
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: then the editor, she was like, oh, we tried. We
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: didn't know how to get in touch with you. Please,
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: we'll pay you for these. Would you like to write
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: some of the comics too? And Ray Bradbury was like, yeah, okay,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: I'll write a couple of comics. It was like just
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: these swindlers out here writing comics.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: What is this? Nosferatu? Like, not getting permission to do
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Bram Stoker's Dracula?
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing here? I don't know
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: what Stoker's wife is. She had her way. That movie
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: would not be seen by anybody ever again.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: It almost was never seen again because she ordered for
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: all of them to be burned and whatever. But, yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: that shit's crazy. That whole story. I watched a documentary
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: about it. It's like Nosferatu, the real story. something like that.
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: And what's just got to know all this information. I
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: was like, it's kind of crazy. Cause it's like, it
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: does suck because they didn't get permission, but also it
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: is one of the most influential horror films of the cinema.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: So it's like, it's this real double-edged sword of like, uh, yeah,
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: that really does suck, but I'm glad it didn't get destroyed.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: Cause damn, that's a, that's a movie.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: Somebody was talking about when the remake that came out
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: a couple years ago, they were talking about the original.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, the original Nostrato, I like to
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: call it the original Mockbuster.
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Not wrong.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, you know what? That's pretty true.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: It's literally just Dracula.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is. They changed the name and said,
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: good enough. But crazy enough, I watched the documentary, then
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: I watched the original, then I watched the remake. And
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't, you know, I mean, I'm
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: not surprised. It's Robert Eggers. But, like, how much homage
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: he paid to the original film, I was like, it
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: was actually shocking. I was like, this is, because I
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: thought it was fine when I first watched it. And
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: then after getting context, because I'd never seen the original Nosferatu,
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: I was like, oh, wow, this is, like, very faithful
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: while doing its own thing at the same time. And
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: I'm so excited for Werewolf coming out this Christmas, I think,
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: because for some reason he's just releasing shit around Christmas.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: And now I'm going to have to do the top
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: 10 in January because... You know, it's like Christmas Day.
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: It's like, all right, that might be on my list.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: That might be on my top ten.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: It was in here last year because I hadn't seen
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: Nosferatu yet. I was like, hey, I haven't seen it
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: because it literally just came out in theaters.
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: Because I was like, so it'll probably be on the list,
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: but I haven't seen it yet, so sorry.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Was it called Werewolf? How's it spelled?
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: W-E-R-W-U-L-F. So, yeah, like werewolf. I don't know the right emphasis.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: There's a movie that came out in the 90s. It's
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: called Werewolf, or sometimes it's like an alternate title is
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: Desert Werewolf.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: Desert Werewolf?
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: What?
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: It's really bad. Mystery Science Theater did an episode on it.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Okay, that's how you know.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: And Martin Sheen's brother is in it. But the love
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: interest is some German guy. lady and she keeps saying
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: werewolf werewolf and so every time I see it I
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: just think of the Mystery Science Theater because they keep
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: saying it throughout the movie because you see Mystery Science.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: They'll never kill the bit.
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: And she says it a lot in the movie but
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: it's this big German accent and she's speaking English the
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: entire time it's just like.
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: Werewolf what's it called again?
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: It's called just Mystery Science Theater werewolf it's one of
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: the best episodes Werewolf.
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: From 1996? Yes. Yeah, it's got a 1.8 out of 5. Yeah,
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: that's not good. Oh, I've watched it!
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of the best mystery science theater movies.
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: Wait, did I... Hold on, I might have reviewed this. Yes! Okay, yes. So,
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: I gave the movie a 2 star and said, remember
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: to get out of the car and run... Let me
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: start that again. Remember to get out of the car
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: and run away from a werewolf instead of driving said car.
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: MST3K rating, 4.5 out of 5. So, yes.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that drive scene. I also remember the blatant, like,
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: the nighttime filter on one episode where they're having a
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: werewolf thing, but he's, like, he's, like, in a mud
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: puddle where it's just, like, an awful blue filter on there.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: Oh, man. Yeah, there's some bad ones out there. All right. So, uh,
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: Number one here, what do you got for Halloween specials?
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: I mean, are we going deeper than Crybaby Lane?
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: No, this one's not a deep cut.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: Okay, that's totally fine.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: Sure, I was like, you know, I know there is
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: one Are You Afraid of the Dark Halloween special. It's the, um.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: It's their, their monkeys. Paul episode is a Halloween episode.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: But no, but the one that I have.
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Okay.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: What you got is, is dead man's Floyd, which I
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: think is legitimately the scariest episode of the entire series. Um,
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: it is fantastic. It's probably the one I've seen the
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: most because I do think it is the scariest episode
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: of the, of the show.
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: That's the one of the few I have seen. Um,
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: It is. Yes. Agreed.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: I know some hospitals have this and we didn't even,
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: we never had a swimming pool, but it's like schools,
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: they have a swimming pool. It just seems so like
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: crazy to me, but that's a thing that people's schools
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: can have that. I mean, you're in Florida and you're,
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: are you still technically in the Orlando suburb area?
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: You know what I mean? We're outside Orlando. Uh, but yeah,
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: basically Orlando. It's like a, we're like in a smaller,
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: like Northeast of Orlando.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: Is your local news based out of Orlando? Yeah.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Like you're, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: So you're in the Orlando area. Do y'all have pools
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: in your house schools?
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: We, at my school, uh, I was in, it was
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: in a smaller town, which is still right, right outside
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: of Orlando. Uh, we had an outdoor pool for, cause
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: the RT, we, our school had water polo and that's
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: where they practiced.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah.
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: But it was also a very, very rich school. Uh,
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: it's public school, but that's where all the, like the
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: rich hoity toity kids went. So it makes sense. They
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: pumped a lot of money into that fucking school.
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Sure, sure.
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: And there was a wide range of people there, too.
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: I kind of had friends everywhere, honestly. I never really
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: belonged to one clique. It was like, had a goth
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: friend here and a football player friend there and a
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: kid in calculus here. I didn't conform to the cliques.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: But yeah, the Dead Man's Float, I have seen that one.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: That is a very spooky episode for sure. That's a
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: great one to end on. I'm coming in with a.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever I see the end of Christ.
- 1:29:05Speaker 2: It follows.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: It follows. Whenever I see the end of The Apollos,
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: I'm like, this movie's just ripped off. Are you afraid
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: of the dark?
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: Ripping off Dead Man's Float.
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: Ripping off Dead Man's Float.
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: Bastards.
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: It's, yeah.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: So, my last one, we're going full R-rated. Full R-rated.
- 1:29:24Speaker 2: I know. Well, because... you said monster squad and that
- 1:29:27Speaker 2: was the double that I had from last year. So
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: I just fucking, I, I had this as a backup.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: So tales from the dark side, the movie are rated 6.2
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: out of 10 on IMDb 3.2 out of five on letterboxd.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: I think I gave it a four, but I mean,
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: this fucking cast is so stacked. It's from 1990. You've
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: got Debbie, Harry and, We've got Matthew Lawrence, Christian Slater,
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: Steve Buscemi, fucking Julianne Moore, who, oh my God. When I,
- 1:30:01Speaker 2: so when I first saw this, I was like, I
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: know who that is, but it's a young, and I
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: was like, oh my God, Julianne Moore. Like, she's still
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: attractive to this day, but like, I guess I had
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: never seen her, you know, from 1990. I was like, man,
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: she is so, just so unbelievably pretty.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: She'd be doing a lost world.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: She what now?
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: Six years from that movie, she would be doing The
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: Lost World with Steven Spielberg.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: Oh, shit, that's right. But yeah, it's a great, you know,
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: it's an anthology movie, so you get, I think you
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: get four total tales, and they're just unhinged. You know,
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: you've Lot 249, Cat from Hell, Lover's Vow, and, oh,
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: Wraparound Store. Okay, so you get three segments and then
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: a wraparound.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard Sabini kind of has referred to that
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: movie as the actual Creepshow 3.
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: Interesting. I mean, yeah, you have Romero as a writer.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: Stephen King is an original writer. Yeah.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: And Creepshow 3 is apparently god-awful. I never saw that.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: And Creepshow 2 is not that great. The Raft is
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: a good story, but everything else in Creepshow 2 is
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: kind of.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I like The Raft.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: But Creepshow 1 is one of my favorite anthology horror movies.
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that one's great.
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but the gargoyle Tales from the Dark Side movie,
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: that one's, I love that little, the one with Radon Chong.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: Tales from the Crypt movie?
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: Sorry, not Tales from the Crypt, but Tales from the
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Dark Side movie.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: The one I'm talking about?
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: Yes, the one you're talking about.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, yeah, that one's great. I love that one. Yeah,
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: the practical effects in this movie is fantastic. So that
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: was my number one. I was like, let me just
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: swap out one thing because I do love the movie.
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: I still need to watch all of the show, but
- 1:31:48Speaker 2: the movie itself is really good. It's just a, it's,
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: you know, I love me an anthology and this is
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: three movies for the price of one. So I figured
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: that was where I would end it.
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: Um, Have you watched Monsters? That TV show that came
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: on after Tales from the Dark Side?
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: Monsters? No.
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: So, a little funny. So, back when they used to
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: do TV shows that were just for syndication. Like, this
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: wasn't an NBC thing that came on. It would be like, whatever.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: This would come on randomly, whatever region you were in.
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: So, they were selling this to networks across the country,
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: Tales from the Dark Side. They realized they could make
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: more money if they just repackaged the TV show. And
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: then they just called it Monsters. It's literally, it's basically
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: 100% the exact same TV show, but it's called Monsters now. Oh.
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: And it's literally, every episode just has Monsters in it.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: There's no, like, because, you know, Tales from the Dark Side,
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: you get random ones that aren't really about monsters or
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: scary stuff.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: Monsters is the follow-up TV show, and it's, every episode
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: has a monster in it.
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: Ooh, okay. It looks like, it looks like for some
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: reason only season one is streaming on pluto flex and
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: tubi uh there seems to be three seasons according to
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: letterboxd but who knows maybe they're maybe it's all one
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: season but uh they're all god bless you too i.
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: Swear or last time i haven't watched them all but
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: last time i checked they were all on.
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: Youtube that's fun i like this hasn't it has a 7.3
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: out of 10 overall rating so it's pretty solid now i.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: Don't think monsters even has a dvd release if it
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: does it was like limited and it's like super expensive
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: um One of those things.
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: Let's see. Monsters. Well, if I could spell, that might help.
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: Fucking E-R-S. Of course, it's going to be Monsters, Inc.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Monsters TV show DVD.
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: Oh, there it is. The complete series. Blu-ray or DVD.
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: Let's see. Buy it now.
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: How much is it?
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: Let's see, 114 new on Amazon or 80 used. I
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: bet you you could go to eBay and find it for, well,
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: I don't know, scalpers. But like I said, Tales from
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: the Crypt I got for like $ 32. You never know.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: Maybe it won't be so bad. But yeah, so that
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: is our kid-friendly kind of gateway horror. Obviously, we ended
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: on a very spooky note, but that was kind of
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: the point, going from least spooky.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: Spooky.
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: Least spooky to most spooky but yeah thanks for joining
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: me Jason it's very late on a Saturday night we
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: kind of just we had talked about doing this and
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: then I mentioned it this morning and here we are
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: and I'm glad we got to do this so this
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: will drop on October 1st and will be available throughout
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: the entire month of October but just like last year
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: I'm going to snatch it back you know you got
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: to listen to it in October it's a limited time
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: release Uh, maybe one day I'll release them all, you know,
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: just do something with them. Cause after a couple of years,
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: we're going to have a bunch of them, but yeah,
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: it's a new thing we did last year and I
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: really enjoyed it. And we're going to do the same
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: thing this year. Um, all right. We're, I don't really
- 1:35:01Speaker 2: have an outro for this, but you know, you can
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: follow us on all social media, wherever you fancy Facebook,
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: Tik TOK, fucking Instagram, whatever. I know people can find
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: you on Letterboxd at Meow Pacino, the best, best name
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: that has ever been on Letterboxd. If you want to
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: check me out on Letterboxd, I am Dr.
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: Proctor.
- 1:35:25Speaker 2: Any final thoughts from Jason? Have a happy Halloween. Get
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: some candy.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: Sure. Watch Cry Baby Lane and Halloween, the Halloween tree.
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: I have both those on my list and they are
- 1:35:38Speaker 2: going to be. Yeah. Absolutely something that I watch. I'm
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: very interested in Cry Baby Lane because I've never heard
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: of it. It's a lost thing. I'll check, check. All right,
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: I'm in. So, yeah, but so I think, let's see,
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: I've already mentioned it on the last episode, but October
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: is going to be Warlocktober's Hex. We are going to
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: be doing all witch movies for this month. It is
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: going to be a lot of fun. Had to switch
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: some stuff up because Corey came in hot. at the
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: last second with a wild card pick he wanted to do,
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: and it's a crazy movie that I saw the trailer for, and,
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: oh boy. I'll tell you after we're done recording here,
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: but oh my God. So be prepared for Warlocktober's Hex,
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: and we will see you on the next one. So
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: until then, stay tuned and stay spooky. Thank you. Thank
- 1:37:06Speaker 2: you for listening.
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