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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 21st 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Morgan, are you ready?
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was born for the snow right here.
• 0:05
  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know this.
• 0:06
  Speaker 4: I'm hallucinating.
• 0:11
  Speaker 5: Let's Woody sure, all right? So low reds logic. Yeah,
• 0:19
  Speaker 5: not familiar with this. It can be a first time
• 0:21
  Speaker 5: for me.
• 0:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but would you love would you love the good?
• 0:25
  Speaker 6: Would you rather?
• 0:26
  Speaker 7: Then you're gonna love these?
• 0:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 0:28
  Speaker 5: The darker the better, you know, not the simple ones.
• 0:31
  Speaker 6: Would you rather have nuts for hints.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: For lives?
• 0:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah? That that that that doesn't do it for me.
• 0:41
  Speaker 6: But like when they're like dark and yeah, that's that's
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  Speaker 6: the that's the good stuff.
• 0:45
  Speaker 7: Some of these go pretty deep.
• 0:46
  Speaker 9: These guys are on Instagram and Twitch and I pulled
• 0:48
  Speaker 9: some good ones that I'd like each of you to answer,
• 0:51
  Speaker 9: So I think we should start with you, Woodie.
• 0:52
  Speaker 7: Let's just kind of dip our toe in first, se
• 0:54
  Speaker 7: getting too crazy?
• 0:55
  Speaker 5: Everybody else could say answer to and this one.
• 0:57
  Speaker 7: Specifically for dudes, But yeah, what do you want to
• 1:00
  Speaker 7: you take the helm on this?
• 1:02
  Speaker 6: Would you rather have to pick up everything you drop
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  Speaker 6: with your butt cheeks?
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Or not tap yourself every time you say the word
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  Speaker 1: um and do it one percent harder each time.
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  Speaker 5: Easy on the butt cheeks.
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  Speaker 7: You everything you ever dropped or everything you had to
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  Speaker 7: pick up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I don't cheeks, I'm changing my mind the
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  Speaker 5: thing myself to not Yeah, so easy.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't be able to pick up any all day.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 6: We used to do a game on the show called
• 1:26
  Speaker 6: don't say U or uh, and it proves to be
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  Speaker 6: very difficult. Yes, but I think if you, especially as
• 1:31
  Speaker 6: you get tired, right and you start, you know, not
• 1:35
  Speaker 6: thinking about it. So now I'm trying to think about it.
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  Speaker 8: So which one I think I would get? Really from
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  Speaker 8: a time standpoint, the butt cheeks thing is just inefficient. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: it's time because like you'd have to you know, drop
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  Speaker 8: drop trial.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Morgan, you're right, you couldn't pick anything.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, good luck getting a pin, but you'd be
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  Speaker 4: really good at it.
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  Speaker 6: No, you would eventually get good at it.
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  Speaker 5: No hands.
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  Speaker 6: Ron that guy that we used to work with, you know,
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  Speaker 6: he could throw a spiral and each chicken wings he
• 2:00
  Speaker 6: drives a stick like he's got no hands and he
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  Speaker 6: can't be done. He was the fastest typer in the building. Like, yeah,
• 2:07
  Speaker 6: you learn, you learn how to do things, and he
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  Speaker 6: doesn't have fingers. Yeah, so I think you could get
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  Speaker 6: good at the butt cheeks thing. But nut tapping, you.
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  Speaker 7: Guys say that hurts pretty bad. You have every single
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  Speaker 7: time I would have wanted to do that.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, would you want to get Yeah, you'd want to
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  Speaker 6: get tapped in the nuts? Yeah, because I wouldn't want to.
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  Speaker 6: You don't want to say you want to treat yourself
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  Speaker 6: not to say, okay, not that you want to get
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  Speaker 6: tapped in Okay, God, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean it'd be a good way to learn not to
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  Speaker 4: do it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, Well let's move on.
• 2:37
  Speaker 9: This one's a double dip. This is for Morgan and
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  Speaker 9: Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 6: Morgan Sea Bass get the answer first on this one,
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  Speaker 6: and then we can chime in. All right, here we go,
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  Speaker 6: low res logic.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Would you rather compete in the Special Olympics as a
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: perfectly healthy person or go to a children's hospital addresses
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  Speaker 1: to grim Reaper and tell every kid I'll see you suit,
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: I'll see you soon.
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  Speaker 6: This is the dark stuff I love.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just want to take a dipper toe.
• 3:01
  Speaker 6: The more inappropriate that, the more I love it. This
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  Speaker 6: is a good one, I.
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  Speaker 4: Think, I answer. What about you see that?
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  Speaker 10: I mean they made a movie about the Yeah, the
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  Speaker 10: Ringer the Ringer Knoxville. Okay, so it's fun fact, Okay,
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  Speaker 10: what would you rather do? And that shows it to
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  Speaker 10: be heartwarming and delightful and I'll have a big lesson
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  Speaker 10: at the end.
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  Speaker 11: So that's the obvious answer.
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  Speaker 4: That would be the more fun thing for me, that's
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  Speaker 4: for sure.
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  Speaker 7: But everybody knows that you're right. Okay, And that's why reading.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I would go with the Grim Reaper in the
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: hospital because then at least, like maybe I cover my face,
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  Speaker 2: my whole body, maybe I can remain in on them.
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  Speaker 5: You can?
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  Speaker 7: Will you traumatize children in their last moment?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: But then I go home later.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like I'm on TV for ruining the Special
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  Speaker 4: Olympics or something.
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  Speaker 5: I just ruined the Special Olympics.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do. I watch the ceremonies where they
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  Speaker 4: walk out that I mean good, it's really good.
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  Speaker 6: What channel is that?
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  Speaker 4: You gotta stream it the dark web? What do you
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  Speaker 4: shut up?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so you're going children's hospital to see going Special Olympics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kind of answer like.
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  Speaker 6: I think, Bads, that makes more sense because he likes
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  Speaker 6: to lord over people and no matter what the you know,
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  Speaker 6: no matter what the reasoning or what the circumstances, by.
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  Speaker 5: The way, plus and so athletic.
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  Speaker 11: That's that's by the way.
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  Speaker 10: It's a really ablest question, may I say to the
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  Speaker 10: stupid these stupid YouTubers, because many Special Olympians are quite
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  Speaker 10: strong and quite fast, you probably would.
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  Speaker 11: Lose, right, Yeah, so how dare you?
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  Speaker 6: How dare you very able? And they're broadcast on the ESPN.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I donated to the Special Olympics and they send
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: me mail like, you're right. It's like all different types
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: of letters. They they change it up constantly. It looks
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: like like somebody wrote me a personal letter and.
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  Speaker 6: They spend they spend a lot of money on that.
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  Speaker 5: It's insane.
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  Speaker 6: I would go the Special Olympics. Greg, I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 6: grim Reaper because I don't think the kids know what
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  Speaker 6: the grim Reaper is.
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  Speaker 7: It comes in with like a sickle and a black cape.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, depending on that's true, it depends on how
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  Speaker 11: old the kids are even know what that is?
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  Speaker 6: Like five minutes out of your day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Morgan made a good argument like you could
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  Speaker 3: like hide your face.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you came in dressed like god, you know. Yeah,
• 5:22
  Speaker 6: do you hear I'm calling yeah, that you're right, that's
• 5:26
  Speaker 6: actually a good I don't think and then what you'll
• 5:30
  Speaker 6: see me soon? Yeah, I'm coming back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when cookies.
• 5:34
  Speaker 9: All right, let's move on to Menace. This one's about wieners.
• 5:37
  Speaker 9: So I thought you might like you Menace.
• 5:39
  Speaker 6: Does love wiener because they're hilarious.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
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  Speaker 12: the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
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  Speaker 12: through your wiener? Or wake up tomorrow with aids?
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  Speaker 4: That's an.
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  Speaker 3: AIDS all day? Yeah, that's easy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you get a pill? Right, what did you do
• 5:59
  Speaker 6: for that? Now? Yeah, it's gonna sound dumb. Is there
• 6:03
  Speaker 6: even aids anymore?
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 6: Does it ever progress? The difference is once you have
• 6:07
  Speaker 6: HIV AIDS kind of kludes. You just stop it before
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  Speaker 6: it becomes a Okay, let's sweet.
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  Speaker 7: Old school aids.
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  Speaker 11: Freddie mercury aids.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well then I'm going mercury era.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, that's the question.
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  Speaker 3: Libera.
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  Speaker 6: Well then who wouldn't take option penis?
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  Speaker 7: Then no, he really doesn't.
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  Speaker 6: It's that or death.
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
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  Speaker 12: the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
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  Speaker 12: through your wiener or wake up tomorrow with aids?
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  Speaker 6: Well, what of the magic Johnson era aids? Right, Yeah,
• 6:45
  Speaker 6: that's Tom Hanks, Philadelphia era. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well somebody who has had you know, Kinney stones
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  Speaker 3: multiple times, they said that it's like the the equivalent.
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  Speaker 3: Then I guess so I could live. I'll just have
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  Speaker 3: the baby.
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  Speaker 5: But do I have to keep it?
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  Speaker 7: No that you're going to give adoption?
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  Speaker 11: And why do you have to wake up tomorrow to
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  Speaker 11: find this out? Jackass?
• 7:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah? God know, why can't you find out tonight?
• 7:11
  Speaker 5: I want to find out immediately?
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  Speaker 10: In his in his taking this at face value, if
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  Speaker 10: if an eight pound baby comes through there, it's gone,
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  Speaker 10: it's obliterating.
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  Speaker 4: It's not going to work it So you.
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  Speaker 6: Can live with a mangled exactly. It goes back, it
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  Speaker 6: goes back to its regular size. Guys.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it doesn't get blown out.
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  Speaker 6: No, it goes back to exactly how it was. They
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  Speaker 6: don't have reconstruction, they don't penny of plastic exactly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So birth yea compared yeah, compared to Mercury Freddie Mercury
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  Speaker 6: ye yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Greg, since we all know how you feel
• 7:53
  Speaker 9: about cops, I figured this one would be for you,
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  Speaker 9: was you?
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  Speaker 12: Rather, every time you get pulled over, you have to
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  Speaker 12: pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
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  Speaker 12: your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
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  Speaker 12: you have to squeal like a pig and then give
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  Speaker 12: them finger guns.
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  Speaker 6: Greg?
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  Speaker 5: Does that anyway?
• 8:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah? They're pulling over.
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  Speaker 13: Things really because it's more dangerous that one you're you're done,
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  Speaker 13: you're gonna get shot, right, but then you know that
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  Speaker 13: you just don't speed every kind of like the thing
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  Speaker 13: with the nut tapping.
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  Speaker 9: You forgot your like registration was not up to date,
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  Speaker 9: like it could be anything.
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  Speaker 7: It's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I see Greg doing how does a pig go?
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  Speaker 5: Come on? How's a big go? Show me how the
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  Speaker 5: pig easy? Greg? I don't know if you remember this, but.
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  Speaker 3: You were drunk at like some event and we were
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  Speaker 3: like talking to some cop and you kind of implied pig. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like some pig jokes. You would have fun doing this,
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: remember that bacon Fest thing? Yeah, and you started like
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: you started, I have pig jokes. Yeah, you were kind
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: of wasted.
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  Speaker 10: Yea.
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  Speaker 12: Rather, every time you get pulled over, you have to
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  Speaker 12: pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
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  Speaker 12: your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
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  Speaker 12: you have to squeal like a pig and then give
• 9:23
  Speaker 12: them finger guns.
• 9:24
  Speaker 6: It's a Greg your final answer, wallet, Wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I would take my chances with the finger guns. The
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  Speaker 6: wallet waistband thing you're asking to get shot.
• 9:34
  Speaker 11: Carries the watr waistband.
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: That would suck to Yeah, exactly, why like reaching that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as fast as you can.
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the walls forget.
• 9:42
  Speaker 11: Greg drove around with a bumper sticker that said only
• 9:45
  Speaker 11: gay cops give me tickets.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get that magnet that you chose.
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  Speaker 5: You chose what I chose?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm choosing the finger guns.
• 9:53
  Speaker 6: Your guns, your guns, a fun way, bigger guns.
• 9:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's think.
• 9:59
  Speaker 6: Let's not die today, all right, all right here, well
• 10:01
  Speaker 6: we'll get one more out of the break. Let's take
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  Speaker 6: the break and then we'll come back. Yeah, low res logic.
• 10:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah you can. You can find these guys all the funny.
• 10:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah again, the darker ones are are good, even better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I like those a lot. All right, Yeah, I'm just
• 10:15
  Speaker 6: looking at the text. Some of these are are pretty funny,
• 10:17
  Speaker 6: but yeah, keep your text. Coming over to two two
• 10:19
  Speaker 6: nine eighty seven call in eight seven seven four Woodie
• 10:23
  Speaker 6: you made it and just in time the Woody shows
• 10:26
  Speaker 6: that put the cherry on the would you rather low
• 10:30
  Speaker 6: res logic? Sunday never heard of this low res logic before,
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: but Gina brought it to the table today and they
• 10:36
  Speaker 6: have some uh would you rather? Which we do like, yeah,
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: I'm more inappropriate, the more whatever, the better, more difficult. Yeah,
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: when it comes to this group, yeah, this group of people. Yeah,
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: you had one more.
• 10:47
  Speaker 7: This is for Sammy.
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  Speaker 9: We know how you feel about Diddy and you know
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  Speaker 9: your affinity for that kind of guy. So this last
• 10:55
  Speaker 9: one is This last one's for you, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Sold rather walk around with your shoelaces untied? But your
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  Speaker 1: shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be able to
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: wear one shirt? That says ri I p Epstein and
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: you can't wear anything to cover it.
• 11:06
  Speaker 9: Shoelaces, Easy shoelace You're going to walk around with shoelaces
• 11:09
  Speaker 9: that are twenty feet long?
• 11:11
  Speaker 6: Yes, damy, shuld hear the question twenty feet That.
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  Speaker 7: Would be a real pain in the ass.
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: It would be can I can I?
• 11:18
  Speaker 7: Can I hold them in anyone dragging behind?
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: You could rather walk around with your shoelaces untied, but
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: your shoelaces are twenty feet long, or only be able
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: to wear one shirt that says ri I p Epstein,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: and you can't wear anything to cover it walking.
• 11:33
  Speaker 7: So much and I walk my dog every day.
• 11:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you couldn't cross the street because you know traffic
• 11:41
  Speaker 6: would be oh no over yeah?
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: Wait what well?
• 11:44
  Speaker 6: No, if you cross the street, you're trying to keep
• 11:46
  Speaker 6: walking down the sidewalk, but you get caught in your
• 11:49
  Speaker 6: your face, pa.
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  Speaker 11: Twenty feet ahead of the cars.
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  Speaker 9: That's all at all times, and only think about that
• 11:55
  Speaker 9: easy gets it running in? Yeah, or just tell everyone
• 11:58
  Speaker 9: how much you love.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this studio door would just be an issue alone because.
• 12:05
  Speaker 9: Because I can't pick elevators, no, they drag on the
• 12:08
  Speaker 9: ground or just dang, I get your love.
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  Speaker 4: I would have to do the Epstein shirt. There's no other.
• 12:13
  Speaker 7: But you'd be an outcast.
• 12:15
  Speaker 6: You'd because your uncle Bill Epstein. Of course you would
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: and more wear the shirt day.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I could explain it. You can't pick them,
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: but you're not allowed to explain it. No, how would
• 12:28
  Speaker 5: you get your stele who cares?
• 12:31
  Speaker 7: I care very much care.
• 12:33
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be confronted all the time like
• 12:35
  Speaker 6: crazy people.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Either would you rather have an R I p Epstein
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  Speaker 4: or R I p didty Well Diddy.
• 12:42
  Speaker 13: It?
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Would you rather rep or Epstein?
• 12:45
  Speaker 11: What crazy people who hate Jeff Epstein?
• 12:47
  Speaker 6: I would rather I would rather rep Ditty?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, save that clip.
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: I would ye.
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  Speaker 4: Children involved and the whole thing, right, I mean.
• 12:58
  Speaker 7: That's well, so did Well allegedly?
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Final answer, finally, answer is.
• 13:04
  Speaker 6: The shirt the shirt menace Epsteen shirt shirt?
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  Speaker 8: Sir?
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make it a crop top.
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  Speaker 11: Shoelaces, shoelaces.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, question for the ladies in the room. Just got
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: reminded of something I forget. Did somebody say something? Oh no,
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  Speaker 6: something about like some men can do that women can't do,
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: or women that can do the men can't do. Make
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: a machine gun noise?
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I know what it was.
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: It's when I asked you to do the sound the
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: sound of a pig. Yeah, it reminded me of this
• 13:34
  Speaker 6: other video I saw.
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  Speaker 4: Guys can't do it?
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  Speaker 6: No do a How does it? What does the machine
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  Speaker 6: gun sound like?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 13:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, yeah, I can't do it the way I
• 13:46
  Speaker 7: want to do it.
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  Speaker 6: How does the machine gun sound.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I would just go like, yeah, we have to do
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: the hand thing.
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  Speaker 5: I guess.
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  Speaker 6: I guess if you walk up to like just like
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: just random chicks, they can't do a machine gun. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: they'll go like bang bang boah, because I think every
• 14:08
  Speaker 6: boy when they were like, you know, I do it
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  Speaker 6: more like Sammy, like the kids like really yeah big.
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  Speaker 5: Military.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't do it the way my kid just
• 14:21
  Speaker 7: like like I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Really do it like that.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: But is that how you're And this guy went to
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: like he's got all daughters and his wife. He went
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: to every one of them individually.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: None of them. Can I a sorority like they would.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Have not like.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: Text over to two nine eight seven. Now the show
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: so we were talking about sleep, divorces, and ladies doesn't
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: really go back to how it was after you have
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: a baby. Imaginally, we were talking about a bunch of
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: different random things and all involved you know, relationships and such.
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: So we we, uh we know that Steamboat Williot's Sammy's
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: boyfriend didn't go to the wedding with her. Yeah, yeah
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: that that she just went to, Uh let's see, And
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: then dumbask Tyler, are you still hanging out with that chick. Yeah,
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: and you got that girlfriend? Still I can't hear.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Them all in there.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Try it now, let's see hello once, just come in.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: It's not it's not working.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I mean I want to put them on blasts. I
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: don't know what happened, but I did hang out with
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: him and her, so I don't know something.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Moregan was.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: There too, Yeah, like special, she's not blind right now?
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Did she see did she ever see an eye?
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: Dog with her?
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: It's cool.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I did notice her eyes.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: She has nice blue eyes.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be weird when Helen Keller changed their
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: names to hell on Soda? Is that gonna be strange?
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be a little weird. So how's that go?
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: Is I going?
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Well, that's going pretty good?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we're the football game? Was what date? Number?
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Three times? So he guess the Instagram official and stuff
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: or no.
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: Well here's the problem though, is he's spamming her with
• 16:18
  Speaker 10: all these high end menace inspired quite frankly dates.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: What do you mean.
• 16:24
  Speaker 11: Ed a football game?
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: But paid for it?
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Show?
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: I understand what I'm saying is like, oh, splash and pizzazz.
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: But the day to day Tyler is nothing.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Like that, but he's spamming her.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Look at splashing pizzaz Yeah, yeah, this man makes a
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: big splash.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: You think I wear this chain and don't have splash?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Hello, No, but I get what seabast is saying. And
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: but I think a lot of us, uh do this.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I mean we come in hot dude and do cool
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: stuff right because we're first like dating somebody recording exactly.
• 16:58
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm saying. That's gonna go away real.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: That's okay.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Then, so that's like every relationship.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Oh so like, uh, but you hung out there? Does
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: she seem into it? Yeah, she's really cool, Morgan, she
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: seems she seems down, she seems into it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it seems like you have been together for
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: a long time.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: There was no Now, this is what I'll say about Tyler.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Tyler is a heavy Texter. So I'm sure there's been
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: so much communication. It's not like they like actively. Yeah,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: but we're just meeting for the first time.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: You don't hold hands and stuff not.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, we haven't really gotten that stage yet.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: It's the fourth day, guys.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: It's a third day and then okay, so we've got
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: a pretty good record on here. So we've got Sammy
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: a boyfriend, you know, and then Tyler's got a boy
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: boyfriend out of it. Yeah yeah, and then Morgan got
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: her boyfriend.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah is that official? It's not.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Ok I wasn't sure what the official status that was.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: So Cabo is no more more big news. The same
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: thing too, is he hit her with oh trip to
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Cabo right off the.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: He treated me very well?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, God forbid and still be with him.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: You know what.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And people don't understand how how I work, But I
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: just don't have the time or you know, the effort
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: to give to something like he deserves to be someone
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: that has time for him. Yeah yeah, like I'll cry
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: like it breaks my heart, but he deserves better than me.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: So I let him go.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: So everyone tells me I won't find another good man,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: so we'll see.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Is this okay?
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Wait, but I don't think that's true.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: But wait, so you you wanted you wanted a boyfriend
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: or you wanted a really relationship.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I wasn't looking for one. No, I just had a
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: great time on the trip to Cabo.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Then, because like before before Cabo, wasn't it like we
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: did that whole game when when's the last time you
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: hooked up?
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Remember?
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: Yes? And she and she was like, oh my god.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: She was in a drought.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Like Sammy was in a relationship drought, like she hadn't
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: been in like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for like eight years,
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: but like Morgan.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Was in like a pudd in drought because I don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I work and I work out and that's all I do.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is why I shouldn't be dating.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: And all of a sudden it went from like zero
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: to hero with a cobo with that trip, like you
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: know best saying coming in.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: It'd be a lot easier if you just moved in.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: That was discussed, but yeah, not the time for Yeah,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: so what are you.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Guys moving in?
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: You and what do we what do we call it?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Tyler's girlfriend nurse Jackie n.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wasn't it dumb ass Tina?
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: That that's how someone suggested that better?
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's dumba ass Tina. Yeah things, Why are you
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: being all shy?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Tyler?
• 19:41
  Speaker 14: Are usually like still talkative, you know what, I just
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: this stuff from previous relationships. I've just learned to just
• 19:47
  Speaker 14: kind of keep it all to myself and don't really
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: talk about it that much.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: That's great for the radio. You know what, I do
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: understand that you're both correct.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: You're both correct. Yeah, I do understand. Yeah, yeah, I
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: understand it. It's not fun, but you get it. Which yeah, actually,
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: now that that said, yeah, you can go anytime, you
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: can leave, taking time from morning or after three dates
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: or four dates and they're not even holding hands.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: That's like, that's crazy, right, you're not holding hands.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: No, just not.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: It's because we asked.
• 20:23
  Speaker 14: I mean there's been some relationships where we moved real quick,
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: and then there's been one where we didn't make it
• 20:27
  Speaker 14: official for like six months. I mean we we who
• 20:30
  Speaker 14: like we'll be in like exus before previously.
• 20:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, do you feel like you're like buddies with this girl, No,
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: not buddies.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: It's just like this one's just taking a little more time.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: And ye.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Also there's a big distance, and I mean same thing
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: with Cable and Morgan. There was a huge distance like
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: going back and forth.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Actually that was the main problem is far away we were.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: And then another thing is like what is this the eighties?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Like you're holding hands after the third date, like this
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: could be hands.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: My third day was like the sex day.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my hands in public after the third
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: date that have you, guys made out?
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Have you kissed? Kissed?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Made but not like I mean like made out. There's
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: difference like a kiss like you Yeah, this kind of grows.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Dumb ass, they're making it out.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: They just had like a couple of pecks here and
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: that's no tongue.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: No, not yet what okay, tongue in your mouth?
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Look at him?
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Sea Bass?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Here, Seammy, I see you smiling in a green with
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: me like holy hands.
• 21:26
  Speaker 11: After the third day, it's not not at a romantic dinner.
• 21:29
  Speaker 11: You had a football game. Yeah, true, Yeah, when you're
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: with people unnecessary.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: But when does that stop? Sea Bass? He's mister p
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: d A.
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: First off, the tricks demand at number one, but number
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: two are like dinners and clubs and stuff.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: But again't that's the third date. Those are like, so
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you've been dating for exactly?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, dumb ass Tina, I don't know that name
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: makes me laugh.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: It just guys, I'm not going whoever did come up
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: with that credit?
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: That was very free? I mean she doesn't deserve of it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: We don't even I mean menace. No, I think Morgan
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: met her, but yeah, we're not calling her a dumb
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: as you earned the name. Yeah, yeah, with that that
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: initial story where he told us about how he was
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: leasing a truck for like eight hundred bucks a month
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: with for like one hundred months or something.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Insane? Is it for work?
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 22:19
  Speaker 14: No?
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: On them? Oh yeah, so you earned your name.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she just kind of got it by mistake or
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: you know, by association. I should say, sucks. Yeah, hold
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: her hands, I mean she.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: Should grab her hand and see what she does. She's
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: not going to recoil.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I mean probably we're supposed to about this weekend again,
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: so we'll see what happens.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: She's waiting for you to do that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: It's just the handholding day.
• 22:44
  Speaker 11: Maybe she just loves McDonald's burp's more.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can smell the onion eight seven, or asking
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: a dumb ass Tyler about his well, I don't call
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: her a girlfriend because they even right as I said,
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: coom morning, what you show? What are you saying all
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: that with dumbass Tyler's girlfriend, dumb ass Tina about her
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: having a seeing eye dog and stuff like that. Does
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: his wife Jen have a guide dog as well? Get it?
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I say that to her all the time.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: My wife will go, oh, you're cute. I'm like, okay,
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: going back that whole day about how you lie to
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: dude the same way dude will lie to with good intention.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: You don't think your wife thinks you're drafted?
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Stop it? You know, I think she likes me as
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: a person. I don't think she I don't think she
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: finds me to get me some of that correct. Yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: I think I think the I think she likes my personality,
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: believe it or not, and that stuff helps.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Women can see that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, that's well, they're emotional.
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the more emotional fantasizes about certain things like other people.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Or something or whatever. Oh yeah, wouldn't you? Yeah, no question,
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: no question, question for everyone. Do people still want to
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: hold hands? They've had three dates, they haven't held hands yet.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Do people still want to hold hands? Is that something
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: you even want when you get older? Or don't you care.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: About that.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: Hands? You've never cared? I think it's fun. My issue
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: with this whole thing. I want to revisit this holding
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: hands thing. It's not that they're out of football game
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: and it's the place. It's that when it was brought
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: up Morgan, were they love dove? You said no, they
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: weren't even holding hands or anything. And then Tyler's reaction
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: to that was like something outrageous got said, like holding
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: hands it's only been three days, Like you're not oraling
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: after two dates?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Like what.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Holding is? You don't know?
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: It's just you're not saying you're not hooking up in private? Yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: but like public displays of affection. I think that's you're
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: something that you're.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: His reaction was, it's only been three dates, Like how
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: rageous would it be for hands after three dates? We're like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: it's not where you're doing it or the act of
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: doing it, or do you want to do it? It's
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: the reaction it's hell a prude, like wow, like is
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: this the nineteen twenties? Like you can't hold hands, can't
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: show all your legs at the beach. This one came
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: in my crush and I did the deed for the
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: very first time we were alone together. Indeed, is that
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: you're one of your pet peeves?
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: You hate that? So when did you guys do the
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: d So that just the phrase praise, I like the sentiment.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: I did the d the first time we were loan together,
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: and then we went on a couple of first dates
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: and got together after that. I've been now we've been
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: married for the past five years and we have a
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: one year old.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I get it so reverse one night stand.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and she says, I had to make sure that
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: I wasn't wasting my time, like you got to kiss
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: the tires. Pretty smart.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes out of the way.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: And that's the thing.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: I don't know why it can't go both ways. Like
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: guys say that all the time, But girls, you want
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: to make sure if that's the one you're going to
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: be seeing that everything's in working order, that he knows what.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: To do with it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for carfax exactly, car history, the driver history
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: you want.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: You want to know what's going on.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: The next person we got to get set up on
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: something is going to be Menji. Yes, Like Menji is
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: the one that we got to really find like a
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: lady for I got a double checking, double checking, get
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: him what he want. I don't want to say, look,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: I don't he hasn't been here that long.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: I don't want to to.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: I know he had a girlfriend, but maybe he's moved on. Yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Greg had a wife at one point. I moved on. Yeah,
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: but he'll be the next on the on the Woody
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: Show love connection sweet. Yeah, we'll get Yeah. Look, we've
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: had pretty good.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Luck other than Cabo.
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: It's still good luck.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: That was fine. Yeah, that's Morgan. Morgan's the one was broken.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, it wasn't com Yeah, all right, more what
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: his show is coming up? Eight seven seven show The
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Back to the Bed