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Carmen and Lupita | Wednesday July 30, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trade
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  Speaker 1: Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, July thirtieth, two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and one. Five As an adult? Do you still
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  Speaker 1: pee in the pool? Trey all the time? Got a boy, Raj?
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  Speaker 1: What about you? You're an adult? Do you still pee
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  Speaker 1: in the pool?
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  Speaker 2: I never have.
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  Speaker 1: Never. Never, Well, Son, you ain't lived.
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  Speaker 2: Don't they have some kind of chemical that can like
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  Speaker 2: turn a different color if you do?
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's just what they tell you in swim school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I believed it, so that's why I never
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  Speaker 2: did it.
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  Speaker 1: I did two one time. I think it was was
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  Speaker 1: it third grade? It was the summer either between third
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  Speaker 1: grade or fourth grade, I can't remember which. I was
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  Speaker 1: doing swim lessons and the place where I was doing
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  Speaker 1: the swim lessons told us they said, all right, look
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  Speaker 1: all your little bastard kids. Don't know why they looked
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  Speaker 1: at me when they said that, even though it was accurate.
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  Speaker 1: What they said was, look, this pool has the chemical
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  Speaker 1: in it, so if you pee, that's gonna you know,
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  Speaker 1: all your pepee cloud's gonna turn colors and everyone's gonna
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  Speaker 1: know you peed in a pool. And I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: that's just a myth. I don't even think that substance
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  Speaker 1: actually exists. Granted, it did have a hell of an appearance,
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  Speaker 1: and I believe it was The Grown Ups Movie or
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  Speaker 1: Grown Ups to Forget which because I didn't see either
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  Speaker 1: of them. But I have seen that scene, so that
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  Speaker 1: kept me from peeing in that particular pool.
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  Speaker 2: Almost never.
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  Speaker 1: I just I squeaked out a tester at one point.
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  Speaker 3: That has been a wives tale they have been telling
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  Speaker 3: the kids. I'm pretty sure since swimming pools were invented.
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  Speaker 2: Never never bet in a pool, never poop my pants,
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  Speaker 2: any of that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's because you're not a white guy trying Indian food.
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  Speaker 1: As a white guy who's tried Indian food, that's happened
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 2: The first time was the first time and your body adjusted.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that was it was later.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, gotcha, Yeah, I've never done that.
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  Speaker 3: You've never had the just let out a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a fart and all of a sudden you're like, oops.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, then you don't know true betrayal from your body.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you've had a GIRLD friend or
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  Speaker 1: wife cheat on you. It is not the same as
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  Speaker 1: when your body betrays you, when you think it's a
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  Speaker 1: fart and and it and stuff comes out. That is
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate betrayal.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how I would feel at that moment, betrayed, betrayed,
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  Speaker 2: not even but I would feel bad for myself. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: what do I you should You're like, this is horrible.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even trust myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what do you Okay, So what do you
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  Speaker 2: do in that situation?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's where you are, exactly. It's all situational based.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on where you are, what your resources are.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a bathroom around? Do you have pair an
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  Speaker 1: additional like you have spare pants? Can There's so many factors.
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  Speaker 2: RAJ. Are you at a TJ Max? Is that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: How many other how many other stalls are around you?
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  Speaker 1: If you even are near a bathroom when it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, what if you're in the car.
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  Speaker 3: It gives you a lot of time to ponder, ponder.
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  Speaker 1: Life and hopefully you're by yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what they call it? Sit and stew.
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  Speaker 3: You're contemplating all your life decisions at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and you should because everything that happened in
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  Speaker 1: your life has led you to the point where you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the car and you've pooed yourself accidentally. I
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  Speaker 1: hope it was accidental, and it really is true. Everything
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  Speaker 1: you've done in your life led you to that moment
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  Speaker 1: right then and there, to where you would poop your
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  Speaker 1: pants in a car, and now you got to sit
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  Speaker 1: in it for a while.
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  Speaker 2: And you throw everything away, right like those genes never
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  Speaker 2: get used again, or those underwear never get used again, right.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 1: It depends, which ironically would have helped if you had
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  Speaker 1: some of those. But if you're wearing underwear, then perhaps
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  Speaker 1: that can contain, so you don't ruin the pants or
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  Speaker 1: whatever that you're wearing outside of that. But it also
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  Speaker 1: depends on the kind of undwearing worrying. If you're wearing boxers,
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  Speaker 1: it may not matter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want it to contain?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it depends on the pants. I mean, how much
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  Speaker 1: do I like those pants? Do they still make those pants?
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  Speaker 1: Do I own another pair of those pants in a
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  Speaker 1: different color? Where I could? You know, it'd be fine
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  Speaker 1: if they had to be thrown away, But I mean again,
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  Speaker 1: it all just depends.
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  Speaker 2: So you have poo pants, Well.
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  Speaker 1: You make it sound like those are the pants I
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  Speaker 1: wear intentionally to pooh in them.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're well you have pants that you pooed in.
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  Speaker 1: Shorts?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh, we can't be friends anymore.
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  Speaker 3: They're clean.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, never, they'll never be.
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  Speaker 1: I am not forever sullied. I just I just have
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  Speaker 1: really interesting stories, and so does Trey. We because Trey
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  Speaker 1: and I just because because that has happened to us,
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  Speaker 1: we have a level of character that you don't possess yet.
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  Speaker 2: Raj, That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, because I'm assuming that as a child you
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  Speaker 1: pooed your pants, But when you do it as an adult,
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  Speaker 1: it's a totally different thing. And when it happens to you,
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  Speaker 1: and it will, you will join a very sad club.
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  Speaker 3: In your mind. You realize that when you play This
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  Speaker 3: is your Life, this is going to be an episode
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  Speaker 3: that really stands out.
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  Speaker 2: No, that really would have.
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  Speaker 1: That really would have made that show so much better,
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  Speaker 1: because I really feel like your your life is not
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  Speaker 1: well rounded without at least one of those incidents.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, okay, not even as a kid, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't happen to me as a child.
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  Speaker 1: I mean as a as a baby when you wearing diapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that happens.
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  Speaker 2: Outside of that now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It really is an interesting thing that as a fully
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  Speaker 1: formed human, that's.
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  Speaker 2: You know, toilet a very odd sensation.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes your body just revolts and there's nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: really do about it. It's just a matter of Okay,
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  Speaker 1: where am I and what are my options. There was
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  Speaker 1: one time I think I was let's see, let me
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  Speaker 1: go back here. I think I was eleven. I'll go,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll say I was eleven years old. I
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  Speaker 1: was visiting my grandfather in Oklahoma, and I went to
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  Speaker 1: my old elementary school to play on the playground. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I ate earlier that day or
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  Speaker 1: the night before, but it decided it wanted to see
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  Speaker 1: the light of day, and it didn't care what I wanted.
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  Speaker 1: And the school was locked down. I couldn't go in there.
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  Speaker 1: There were no port of bodies or anything. So I
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  Speaker 1: did the only thing I could do, and that was
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  Speaker 1: go along the hedgerow of bushes next to the sea
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  Speaker 1: saw and well leave my stamp on my old elementary school.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I'm learning so much about you.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm willing to share too much with you too.
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  Speaker 3: I think Taco Bell was involved in yours multiple meals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that'll do. Okay, Wow, yeah, no, I I
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  Speaker 2: just you can't run. You can't you can't go to
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  Speaker 2: there's no you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Run because if you try to run, then it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it worse and you will have to throw away.
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  Speaker 3: Those This isn't a deal where you had warning.
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  Speaker 2: This is okay.
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  Speaker 3: In my experience, it was, you know, you just thought
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  Speaker 3: you were gonna let out a little bit of a
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  Speaker 3: fart and and then things go, you know, real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, there's and yeah, that doesn't give you an option.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're sitting in your car and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm forty nine years old and I just craped myself.
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  Speaker 1: that in that last segment we talked an awful lot
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  Speaker 1: about going to the bathroom in our pants, and it
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  Speaker 1: all originated with me asking, as adults, do you guys
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  Speaker 1: ever pee in the pool? I never even gave you
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  Speaker 1: any more context beyond the question. I just asked a question.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing, you know, try and are talking about
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  Speaker 1: taco bell pants running down our leg and in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of six thirty five. So let's go back to
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  Speaker 1: the original question. Do as an adult, have you peed
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  Speaker 1: in a pool?
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  Speaker 4: Tray?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure at some point yes, Okay, Roj, No, never
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  Speaker 1: peed in the pool, you claim?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because in a recent survey,
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  Speaker 1: fifty three percent of American adults admit they have eat
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  Speaker 1: in a pool. Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've
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  Speaker 1: peed in the pool as an adult. I would claim
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  Speaker 1: one percent of those people are liars.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that?
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  Speaker 3: Because it feels so good, Raj, do you pee in
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  Speaker 3: the shower?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's gross, that's efficient, It's going to the same place, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't know why people have
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  Speaker 1: such a hard time. I don't know why people look
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  Speaker 1: down their noses at someone that that goes T T
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  Speaker 1: in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't. I'm not judging you. I just I
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  Speaker 2: just don't do it. I just find the double I'd
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  Speaker 2: have to wash the tub afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about waffle stomping here. It's just going
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  Speaker 1: number one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you eating that you think you're yurine? Is
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  Speaker 1: that filthy?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: You just just constantly eat a spare? I guess what's
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  Speaker 1: the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't the toilet next to your tub? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Usually?
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  Speaker 2: So, then why wouldn't you just do that?
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  Speaker 3: Saving water?
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  Speaker 1: H that's right?
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  Speaker 2: Saving water? Sure, okay, gotcha. That's a very interesting way
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  Speaker 2: to conserve stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But it is no, I've never every time you flush
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  Speaker 1: a toilet, I mean, that's a lot of water that
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  Speaker 1: goes down there with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's more water coming out of the shower
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  Speaker 2: than in the toilet, like.
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  Speaker 1: Not in not not per second, isn't like in the
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  Speaker 1: It's goal in a matter of seconds when you flush
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  Speaker 1: the toilet, it's like ten twenty gallons of go down. Yeah, yeah, anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've peed in the
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  Speaker 1: pool as an adult. Twenty three percent also claimed they
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  Speaker 1: would not report a Code Brown in a community or
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  Speaker 1: hotel pool because it could lead to the pool being
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  Speaker 1: temporarily closed down. That's just weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Then now they don't say it's their Code Brown, just
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  Speaker 1: somebody else's. So you would just casually just kind of
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  Speaker 1: push that floater on by or maybe try to guide
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  Speaker 1: it into the skimmer and not tell anyone because you
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  Speaker 1: don't want the pool to get closed. Dude, that's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: If I saw Code Brown, it's gonna look like Caddyshack.
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  Speaker 1: It is gonna look like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'll
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  Speaker 1: be two people that have walked on water in history,
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  Speaker 1: be me and Jesus. Maybe that's why Jesus did it
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  Speaker 1: his time. Maybe he saw duty in the water. He
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  Speaker 1: was just snorkeling in the sea a galilee and gow.
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  Speaker 2: That made a miracle happen.
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  Speaker 1: Look look at that boy run.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I can't even That's just so gross. And
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  Speaker 2: now I want to shower and and maybe peeing it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Let's you got a shot you might, I'd enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, are you gotta do is.
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  Speaker 1: A little warm water? Let it run over your handle
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  Speaker 1: for a little while. You'll you'll, you'll get the feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty three percent of people say they would not report
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  Speaker 1: a Code brown in a community or hotel pool because
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  Speaker 1: it might lead to the pool being temporarily closed down.
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  Speaker 1: And in addition to that, fourteen percent of swimmers say
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  Speaker 1: they would personally remove the pool to avoid a shut down.
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  Speaker 3: Well, who is that dedicated to swimming?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, how good is that pool at
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  Speaker 1: the Lakita? I mean I've I've seen some pretty nice
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  Speaker 1: resort style of pools, but not a I haven't loved
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  Speaker 1: any enough where it's like, you know what, I got it,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take care of you.
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  Speaker 2: You could shut the building down, I wouldn't care.
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  Speaker 1: Let just bring on the bring on the wrecking ball,
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  Speaker 1: take down the whole, take down the whole hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened the pool? Why is it on fire?
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  Speaker 1: That's why although your rio tray would be very committed
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  Speaker 1: of someone to swimming that if they find a human
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  Speaker 1: pool in the pool that they decide to run over
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  Speaker 1: to the little dog park that's also on the property
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  Speaker 1: of the hotel. Grab a baggie, go back to the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Grab it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird, it's gross.
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  Speaker 1: And let's be honest, the pools that hotels are not
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  Speaker 1: typically very large. So if you see, you're gonna see it.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna see and if the person is
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  Speaker 1: really that committed to keeping the pool open for everyone
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  Speaker 1: that they want to handle the dukie themselves, well I
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  Speaker 1: would notice that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd see that person. You would never make eye
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  Speaker 2: contact with them again, but you wouldn't see them.
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  Speaker 1: As many times I will say this, I mean as
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  Speaker 1: many times as we've been to the Foe in Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: the Fraternal Order of Eagles pool, as many times as
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  Speaker 1: we've been there, I'm surprised I haven't seen a code Brown.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's there's a bunch of kids that come
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  Speaker 2: out there as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, kid, Honestly, the kids aren't the ones I'm worried about.
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  Speaker 2: I'm worried about you two.
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried about the guy that's slamming Jager non stop
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  Speaker 1: and made three trips to the to the burger shack.
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  Speaker 2: Oh a Yager pool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also in this new survey about swimming in summer, which
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  Speaker 1: is really glorious for us. Sixty three percent of frequent
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  Speaker 1: swimmers say they regularly eat or drink while in the pool,
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  Speaker 1: forty eight percent of people say they regularly use pools
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  Speaker 1: to rinse dirt or sand from their bare feet or sandals.
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  Speaker 1: Learning so much about my federal man, that's just rude.
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  Speaker 3: I'll beautiful, but I'll wash my feet off before I
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: get Not a barbarian, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. I think that makes total sense.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Just be on your feet. That's that's weird. Rush, Oh
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: that's gross.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a footpath right there next to the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Today is Wednesday, July thirty, twenty twenty five. I'm Daniel Malley,
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  Speaker 1: along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma in a story
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  Speaker 1: that I'm sure is going to rock the tree House
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  Speaker 1: to its core. Conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita have lived
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: their entire lives connected at the Torso, but in twenty
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: twenty four, Carmen made headlines when she married her longtime
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: boyfriend Daniel the twist. Lupita, who shares organs with her
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: conjoined sister, made it clear she's not in the relationship
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and still considers herself single. So you know, if you're looking,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Lupita is still single, are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Now, how conjoined are they?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And where at the Torso Torso?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: At the Torso So it's it's the chest. They're they're,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: they're they're They're connected at the chest and they share organs.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: One of them got married last year, but the other
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: one swears no, no, no, I am still single and
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: ready to mingle.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The couple slash trio say they have found a dynamic
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  Speaker 1: that works and refuse to let outsiders define what's normal.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Carmen calls it love, Lupita calls it independence. HM Online
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  Speaker 1: it sparked a global conversation about consent, identity and what
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it really means to share your life with someone.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay that, how do you do that? I need
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: to talk to this Daniel. Guy's good.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It's a good question to have. I'm with you that
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: a lot have it, which is how.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. I mean it's an easy, I guess
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: easy threesome. There's too many jokes here, that's the it is.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I feel like this is a
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: genie and a bottle granting wishes that have gone awry,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Like like a guy finds the genie in the sand,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: or find a guy finds a bottle and he rubs
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: the lamp. That's what it's. Sorry, guy finds the lamp
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and he rubs it. Genie pops out and says, I'm
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: gonna give you three wishes, and one of the first
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: ones the guy says, I want two checks at the
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: same time, and the genie says, okay, but you probably
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: should have tailored your question a little more carefully because
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw you a click ball, are you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: not please? There's two of them, here. Sure they're connected
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: at the chest.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: What happens if what's a Lupita?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Carmen and Lupita?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: What happens if decides to go through a study phase?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Good for Daniel? Yeah, well, I don't know's that's cheap?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know. I saw the on what
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: was it TLC or something that the other girls that
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I had the two heads or whatever it is, and
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: they finish their own sentences. It's so weird, like I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: can't even imagine. And they're married, so I can't imagine
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: how that works.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I really don't know either. It's just really I mean,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we all have questions, and I really feel like we
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: all are wondering the same thing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, if one of them gets pregnant, do you
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: know who the father is?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'd have more questions if you didn't.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, if they you know, had a wild night. Yeah,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of questions.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're right. I really don't know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: They're good looking.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to show you. I think I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: found a photo. Hear me, so I can show this
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to you guys, maybe just a second here. Uh, So
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: they are connected at the torso they have two heads,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: but outside of that, every all the other appinages seem
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to be quote unquote normal. They got two arms, two legs,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: So I'm I'm guessing the downstairs area is a shared space.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, do you do? You do? You have to, like,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: you know, put it on your calendar like they do.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: They they have like a a Google calendar for their privates.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: You know, who gets time?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. Well not only that, but
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: when it comes time, you know, for the one that's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: married to the guy, when it's time for them to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: be romantic with one another, the other one claims independence
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: and is not a part of it. So then do
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you just like cover her with a sheet? I mean what,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, if you do a really good job,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: do they both scream?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: What?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Who makes that top? That's all I'm looking at.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: That's that's grandma. That's that's grandma. Was Jesus she's met.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: That's that's custom. That's called the spoke.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: That's a really niche audience.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It really is, it really is. Yeah. But I will
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: say that I'm happy that Daniel and which oneman is
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: it Carmen? The one that he married. Yeah, uh yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Loupita is the one that is single. Carmen is married.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Doggie Stoyle's gotta be really awkward.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Who do you walk out on in the morning, you guys?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I mean there, what if the single one wants to sabotage?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Who's the single one?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I think it's the one on the right one, I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: really do.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's the one on the right, since that
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: at a bar, you want to talk to the one
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: on the right.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Well, at some point, I'm curious. I'm curious how how
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: they all met, because Daniel and Carmen had are now married,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: at some point had to meet, and at some point
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: someone had to say that they were interested or not.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Like Daniel approaches them as like hi does does Lupitia
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: immediately say no? And Carmen's like yes.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: I guess they said at a corner, Hey, can I
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: thought to your sister where she had That's not a question.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to know the origin story. I want
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to know how they met.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they won't disclose there like it's not you know,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: we don't just you know, whatever's normal as normal whatever.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But you say that, but eventually Lupita is gonna go.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Off. What if one of Home's lesbian what do you
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: do then?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Well, then Daniel says, that's the second wish that came to.
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• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Three days ago, Eonline gave us an update about Carmen
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and Lupita Andrade, the conjoined twins, one of which Carmen
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: recently announced she married twenty eight year old Daniel McCormick.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: In the fallout from that matrimony, Lupita, the other sister,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: swears she is single and is independent of their relationship
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and of their marriage. That being said, when it was
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: time for a family vacation, they obviously went together because
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: they're joined at the torso. But two weeks after the TikToker,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: who is a conjoined twin with sister Lupita, Carmen announced
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: that she and husband Daniel McCormick tied the knot, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: she shared a glimpse into their first summer together as
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: a married couple and her July twenty fourth Instagram post,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the twenty five year old twins enjoyed a relaxing canoe
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: ride on a lake and their parents also tagged along.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Carmen included a sweet photo of their dad smiling as
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: he paddled the boat and Daniel the husband, fishing as
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: she described the outing last minute late evening con La Familia.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: True to their love of nature, Carmen and Daniel have
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time together outside. In fact,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the duo who met on Hinge in twenty twenty. That's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: when Hinge is more than the name.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on a boat, I mean they'd be handy on
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: a boat. They've got three sixty look, but that is
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: that'd be awkward if they were both you know, online
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: dating profiles, you know, and you swiped right on one,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: left on the other, you got conjoined fished.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Probably, I mean they are, you know, twins, but they
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: do look a little different. So yeah, they're not identical.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the issue.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: They have a good side.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: So there at least we have a little more info
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: into the backstory of their relationship. They met on Hinge
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. The rest of their romantic trip or
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. As for their most romantic trip, the couple
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: exchanged their vows at the Lover's Leap Bridge in New Milford, Connecticut,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: last October. They later gushed over the experience on the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Twins YouTube channel, noting the ceremony was a small get
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: together with just local family.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Well, there's just lovers Leap? Is that what it was called.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It's a very well known bridge in the area.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was gonna say, if you jump, one's not
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: gonna want to go.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: That's why they call it the Lover's Leap, and not
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: to conjoin twins Leap because one's still hanging on.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Yep. That first dance had to be really awkward.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: It's funny you mentioned that because I believe there was
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: another couple that this happened. I need to check to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: see if this is a different couple or if in
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: fact actually was the same couple. But there was a
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: couple that went viral on their first dance. It's the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: guy dancing with his wife and her sister that's conjoined
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to her is just kind of there. It might have
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: been this, It might have been these people. I'm not sure.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Be asked to cut in.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do they do they receive that question the same
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: way or they think of that you're offering your services
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• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, I mean if they line, if they line dance,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: there's gotta be some great choreography there. They each learn
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: half the steps the wobble.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: D We were doing so good at not being offensive.
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays turning
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: forty three today. Ivan Strohofsky Ivonstroofski is forty three today.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: She is probably now best known as Serena Joy on
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  Speaker 1: The handmaid Tale. Before that, she was Sarah Walker on
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  Speaker 1: NBC's spy comedy Chuck. In between those shows, she was
• 35:06
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  Speaker 1: Cup hero who was one of the greatest female goalkeepers
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: in the world. Hope Solo turns forty four today. Hope
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Solo turns forty four today.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, Tray.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Hope was hot. I don't know I really would hot.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I had to believe the sex day. But the greatest goalie, eh,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: she never won a Gold Cup.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if there was a tape there was.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: There was definitely some photos. She was embroiled in all
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the leaked photos of celebrities and their naughty bits. Is
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Jamie turns forty eight today. She is Jill Kendall on
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Mom and she played Joy on My Name is Earl.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Jamie Presley is forty eight today. Big fan of hers,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Hillary Swank is fifty one. She won Best Actress Oscars
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: for a Million Dollar Baby and for Boys Don't Cry.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: She was also Mister Miyagi student Julie Pearce in The
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Next Karate.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Kid and on Beverly Hills. Now on two and o.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: She was on Beverly Hills nine O, two and zero.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: She dated Steve.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It is interesting how as an actor you may do
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: certain things and think, you know what, it's a gig.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I need a gig, and I need something on my resume.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that over the weekend when we
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: were sitting at a sports bar eating a double decker
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: black and chicken taco, which is delicious, by the way,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and I hate it when I'm trying to eat something
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: really bad for me. And on TV it's an infomercial
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: for hip Hop Abs starring Tony t the creator of Insanity.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: But I think to myself, there's a lady on here
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: that's saying this works for her, and she was excited
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: because she's an actress and she finally got a check
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: for something. But I'm sure she's wondering, can I overcome this? Is?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: This?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Is this as big as I'm gonna get? Which is
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: a paid testimonial on an infomercial for basically the twenty
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: first century version of Darren's Dance Grooves.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Why do you know Darren's dance Grooves because.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I worked with Russ Martin for over twenty years. Okay,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: also because my grandmother owned it. It was right after
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: her sweat into the oldies phase, she wanted to try
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a little hip hop.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Was Darren's Dance Grooves before or after Tybo?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I believe Darren's Dance Grooves is the reason how we
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: got Tybo. I think it inspired Billy Blanks to do Tybo. Unfortunately,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: my grandmother, she was she couldn't quite keep up Tybo.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: She she didn't do good with the high kicks.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Not because he was black.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, no, you'd be thinking of my
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: great grandmother. There's no way in hell she'd be caught
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: taking orders from a black man.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Oh the clicks?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? But yeah, So I guess in the because you had.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm thinking of this and the chronology
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: of home fitness gurus. You've got what was it jacqu Lline?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Was he was he the og? Was he the godfather
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of home fitness Jaqueline? Then from him, then from him
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you got Richard Simmons.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Then from Richard Simmons and dancer with the Oldies that
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: led into Darren Dance grooves right.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Well, don't. Then Jane Fonda is in there somewhere.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, so Jacqueline Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Then you get into like the late eighties into the nineties,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the Darren's Dance Grooves, Tybo with Billy Blanks. Then you
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: get the Insanity workouts with Tony t And then what
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: was the other one?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: You're missing? So there was the guy Eric from the
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Real World that had he the riginal Real World. He
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: had his home fitness stuff.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: How much late ninety TV do you guys watch?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Apparently all of it?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: And then the leg thing, the I don't know, Suzanne Summers.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Suzanne Summers, Yep, my grandmother had that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Okay. Was she fit at all?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: No?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: At all?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: No, No, she was very susceptible for weight loss products
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: on TV. She had the Susanne Summer Stymaster. She had
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: that what is it the trampoline, like just the the
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: indoor trampoline that's like, I don't know, eight nine inches
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: off the ground and it's for one person. Somehow, that
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: was supposed to help you lose weight if you just
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: bounced up and down on it for thirty minutes.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Did you ever had the boss hog thing.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Dre the boss around.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: And like just jiggled you around a bunch.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the the belt machine that looked sort of
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: like a human sander. No, she never had that that
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I'm aware of. My great grether click did.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 41:01
  Speaker 9: If there was a show, she was gonna like you
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: walk away right now. That's uh.
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  Speaker 1: your business's message to be heard alongside stories like Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump and the Little People. This is a trace special.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I would watch that band all
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  Speaker 2: day long.
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  Speaker 1: An abergavinny Man claims Donald Trump warned him not to
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  Speaker 1: mess with the little folk. As a rule, world leaders,
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  Speaker 1: commanders in chief, and elder statesmen are often consider to
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  Speaker 1: be oblivious and indifferent to the concerns of the small
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  Speaker 1: folk who keep the world turning and the lights on. Yet,
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  Speaker 1: although it may be tempting to believe that the narcissistic,
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  Speaker 1: power hungry and those who refer to themselves as the
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  Speaker 1: elite tend to view the little people as a bundled
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  Speaker 1: and botched mess us, President Donald Trump does not, at
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  Speaker 1: least according to semi professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip. Turnip says,
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  Speaker 1: I've known for a long time that Trump was involved
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  Speaker 1: with the leprechauns, but I had no idea how deep
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  Speaker 1: rooted and insidious the relationship was. Trey, how do you
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  Speaker 1: find this stuff? I looked around this website. It's a
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  Speaker 1: legitimate news source. I just don't know if the story
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  Speaker 1: is at all, but I'm going to pretend that it is. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Turnip went on to explain the President is up
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  Speaker 1: to his knees and and that's bad news for the
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  Speaker 1: free world.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I knew straight away when he sent a messenger warning
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  Speaker 1: me to get the hell out of the States because
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  Speaker 1: his leprechaun overlords were getting restless, and that so called
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  Speaker 1: tough guy was in the little bastard's pockets. But it'll
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  Speaker 1: take more than a few leprechauns and their orange puppet
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  Speaker 1: to deter me and the boys from healing the world
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  Speaker 1: with fairy gold. Mister turnip here told the Abergavenny Chronicle
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  Speaker 1: all of that after a person pretending to be Abraham
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln gave him below down that Trump had eyes on
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  Speaker 1: him and was building a file on his activities. He
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  Speaker 1: Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul hot footed it out
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  Speaker 1: of the New York Alleyway, where they had been chewing
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  Speaker 1: the fat with the Abe fella and a guy who
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  Speaker 1: insisted he was Bob Dylan.
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  Speaker 2: Was a journalist having a stroke when he wrote this
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  Speaker 2: system sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a stroke of genius. He goes on to say,
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  Speaker 1: those guys had served noble purpose in our quest, but
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  Speaker 1: it was time for them to crawl back on under
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  Speaker 1: whatever rock they came from and leave the Three Musketeers
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  Speaker 1: to find the gold and save the world, explained to Turnip,
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  Speaker 1: who added they were kind of cramping our style, so
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  Speaker 1: I was glad to shake him off and reclaim the city.
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  Speaker 1: Not that we knew where we were heading. All I
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  Speaker 1: had to go on was when it came to finding
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  Speaker 1: Potato Creek, Johnny's fabled pot of fairy gold was the
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  Speaker 1: words of the oracle, who told me head to the
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  Speaker 1: plaza in Central Park South and ask for angel eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him the tortoise. Since you and that'll get you
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  Speaker 1: an audience. I'd like to take a brief moment and
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  Speaker 1: point out that I'm now cold reading this story, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm experiencing it with you as I read it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea where we currently were in the
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  Speaker 1: Big Apple, but that was what the yellow cabs were for.
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  Speaker 1: Just as I hailed one down, a guy in a
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  Speaker 1: long overcoat and a trill be kind of bumped into
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  Speaker 1: me and announced it that threatening way the mobsters and
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  Speaker 1: films do. Mister Johnny Turnip, I said, who wants to know?
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  Speaker 1: He just shook his head and replied, mister Trump said hello,
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  Speaker 1: and with that he reached into his pocket and his
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  Speaker 1: big tony and Puerto Rico Paul tensed. I swear to
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  Speaker 1: christ I thought he was going to pull out a
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  Speaker 1: smith and wesson and boom, this turnip would be cooked.
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  Speaker 1: Buddy just handed me a small and crumbled, bright green
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  Speaker 1: top hat and said, mister Trump wanted you to have
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  Speaker 1: this and quit meddling with the affairs of the little folk.
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  Speaker 1: The Shamrock Boys don't take too kindly to mortals who
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  Speaker 1: go looking for fairy gold to play about with. You
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  Speaker 1: keep sticking your nose and affairs you've got no business.
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  Speaker 1: And then Green Sleeves and a few of the Shamrock
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  Speaker 1: boys gonna visit you personally and take care of the
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  Speaker 1: fairy threat once and for all.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico Paul would have none of this, as he roared,
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  Speaker 1: who the hell is Green Sleeves? I could tell by
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  Speaker 1: the tone of his voice he was finding the name
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  Speaker 1: hysterically funny. Trey, I wanted no said that I both
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  Speaker 1: love and at you.
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  Speaker 2: That's the greatest story I've ever heard in my lifetime.
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  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I think it would be better as if they said,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: but first, we have a double date with Carmen and
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  Speaker 3: the Pita.
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  Speaker 1: The story really does seem to have it at all.
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  Speaker 1: Until next time. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
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