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Episode 72: Thorny Issues · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: You know, people often ask me if I'm superstitious, probably
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  Speaker 1: because I work with ladders and such. In truth, I'm
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  Speaker 1: never runder a ladder. I'm always up one. I do
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  Speaker 1: have some superstitions, not as many as Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 1: talk about in this week's show mine.
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  Speaker 2: But I do have some.
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  Speaker 1: For example, I'm always salute to magpie just for luck,
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  Speaker 1: although they are always surprised to see me do under
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  Speaker 1: a foot up a lum and chimney the amount of
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  Speaker 1: magpies that have flown it to wall when they see
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  Speaker 1: me sharing their airspace. They might be a lucky for me,
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  Speaker 1: but that's starting to think I might be bad luck
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  Speaker 1: for them. Anyway, I'll see.
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  Speaker 3: They welcome everybody, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen to
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Podcast with myself, Jerry McBride and
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  Speaker 3: him good self Tom oh Maney.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think many children listen to this show. I
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  Speaker 2: would be.
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  Speaker 4: I would be reticent to agree with you because there's
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  Speaker 4: possibly a recently six year old with his head to
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  Speaker 4: the door outside going wondering if he found this spider,
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  Speaker 4: if I found this spider on my mouse each so
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  Speaker 4: this is the tricks he's playing on me. Now he's
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  Speaker 4: lacing things around the house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's tell him to up his game
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  Speaker 2: because that's clearly a fake spider.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, it's only a matter of time before
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  Speaker 4: you've seen you want to see. We talked bed Wadies
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  Speaker 4: and Hearry Mulley's the last one of the last days.
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  Speaker 4: The things that are flying around here, Jared there, it's
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  Speaker 4: Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 2: Like are you talking are you talking about we fake
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  Speaker 2: fake prank spiders like the young man left out there
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  Speaker 2: and like this not not believable at fort Side casts
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  Speaker 2: and you know, you gotta, you gotta if you want
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  Speaker 2: to if you want to spook your old man, like
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  Speaker 2: put a wheez spider on, then you don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck that thing is. Yeah, I think he's he's
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  Speaker 2: right in that rum.
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  Speaker 4: Now he's starting to make serious collections of yuks and
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember him being as big as this when
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  Speaker 4: I was young.
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  Speaker 2: Fly, I don't know, God, bless.
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  Speaker 4: Globe and global warming, if it is the real thing,
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  Speaker 4: because there's things around here there there's a dragonfly and
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  Speaker 4: it's an actual fucking dragon.
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  Speaker 2: So these are these are legit. These are legit, real animals,
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  Speaker 2: not vagans.
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  Speaker 4: No, real yaks. He's garnering him around. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: they're going to survive as long as he thinks in
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  Speaker 4: the containers.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to jump into We remember when,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember when I would get little jars of
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  Speaker 2: things and they just turned to shit in the heat. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a damn shame what I did on those animals.
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  Speaker 2: Big news, Jair, big news, the bigger news.
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  Speaker 4: Bigger news, Jar, I've bought the greatest of all time
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  Speaker 4: watch company. In fact, I've bought two greatest of all time.
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  Speaker 4: He can can you? Can you decipher what I'm giving
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  Speaker 4: you there in the way of a clue?
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  Speaker 2: Now? I can't know. I'm still thinking about the bugs. No,
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  Speaker 2: we're still thinking about the dragonflies here. I've brought You're
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  Speaker 2: shifting gears rapidly here, buddy. Sorry, but I'm very excited
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  Speaker 2: by the fact that I've bought two goats. You bought
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  Speaker 2: two goats, two goats. Times, Ladies and gentlemen, Life comes
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  Speaker 2: at you fast, and I was settled down to five
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  Speaker 2: minutes about talking about mosquitoes before we launch into the show.
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  Speaker 2: And hang on a second, I never mind that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Goats hold my goat's milk. Got no, they're coming on
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  Speaker 2: They're coming on Friday. The chap is dropping them down
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  Speaker 2: for us on Friday. We went up on Saturday to
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  Speaker 2: Tom Barner, Nor.
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  Speaker 4: Tipperary purchased these two goats. And they have one purpose
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  Speaker 4: and one purpose on the chair, which is law and
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  Speaker 4: mo one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's that's what.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to name one Honda. The other one yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I or or whose far and I put it? Then
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  Speaker 4: that is a great name for goat. I threw out
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  Speaker 4: another one. And this maybe only a few listeners get this.
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  Speaker 4: Brigs Stratton will be two two great names for goats.
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  Speaker 4: And the Brigs and Stratton come here.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. Male goats of female goats, two female goats,
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  Speaker 2: because a male goat is, in the words of Bobby Bouchet,
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  Speaker 2: is an ornary creature. Dan. That's exactly where we may
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  Speaker 2: end up down that road. I don't know. We'll see
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  Speaker 2: how these two Nubian goats.
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  Speaker 4: They've done with the floppy years, the nice floppy years, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and any goat and its kid, and we're going apparently
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  Speaker 4: they'll lunch all before him. But I'm gonna get them
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  Speaker 4: set up with electro fence and strip graze them up
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  Speaker 4: along the alawn because by all accounts of carding germane
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  Speaker 4: SA's the bitch you want them to eat, they won't
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  Speaker 4: eat it at all. They'll find a brier in another
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  Speaker 4: county and eat that. So just to lay them out
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  Speaker 4: where you want them to go and they will munch up.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll see how to do.
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  Speaker 4: May may branch out. We'll see how these if they
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  Speaker 4: are a complete nightmare. But I have to build them
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  Speaker 4: a shade, hear, So that's I thought it was done
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  Speaker 4: with my shed building at the minute you have to
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  Speaker 4: build a shed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry for you, Pa, I.
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  Speaker 4: Know I'm actually very excited, to be fair, I was excited.
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  Speaker 4: I'm always excited about the podcast, right. But it's a
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  Speaker 4: fine even outside there this evening. The timber landed today
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  Speaker 4: when I was supposed to need Land tomorrow, and it's
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  Speaker 4: sitting like if I showed you, like if I showed you,
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  Speaker 4: it's just sitting there right next to what is now
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  Speaker 4: a usable workshop. You'd understand if you were like Tom,
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  Speaker 4: we put the podcast off this week if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: And it's getting getting very ready to become a goat
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  Speaker 2: shed a goat shed, sir, A goat shed the greatest
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  Speaker 2: of all time.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, there'll be huge updates as to what's going
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  Speaker 4: to happen with these lads.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, folks. I mean like just when you
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  Speaker 2: talkt the Tom and Jerry show was growing steel and passed.
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  Speaker 2: This time we throw goddamn goats into the mix. There
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  Speaker 2: you go, there you bring under the table over here, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: I'm same as I have was. I was more than
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  Speaker 2: willing to sink ten minutes into talking about bugs again.
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  Speaker 4: To be fair, a lot of people are very comfortable
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  Speaker 4: with the status cold here. They don't like I'm the
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  Speaker 4: wild card off the two here, like you never know
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  Speaker 4: where or what Tom would be up to.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm buying two goes. Do you know what
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  Speaker 2: it is?
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  Speaker 1: Jar?
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  Speaker 4: I like to make a rod for my own back
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  Speaker 4: when it comes to me, Effan and jeff in around
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  Speaker 4: the place. I guarantee you within a week I'll be
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  Speaker 4: cursing those two bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Going why did I draw this on myself? But I
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  Speaker 2: do that. You're smart, you see.
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  Speaker 4: He keeps it between the ditches, whereas I'm up on
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  Speaker 4: the ditch looking down, going I should jump over onto
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  Speaker 4: the other ditch and see what trouble I can get
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  Speaker 4: myself over there. Trouble.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I'm looking for. The trouble a capital D.
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  Speaker 2: Tom will listen, I'll tell you what we'll do. That
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  Speaker 2: is indeed big news. But that's I gotta tell you.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Tom says, I have news for you, Jar
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  Speaker 2: and I literally and could come out of that man's Matt.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not the big news, as we covered in
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  Speaker 2: the show. No, no, no, We're gonna cover the weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have you now, Tom, which is when we take
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  Speaker 2: a look at the shenanigans that happened during the week,
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  Speaker 2: and any story that really pops out to us, we
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  Speaker 2: think we might like to bring it to the listeners
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  Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show. I've said he did
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  Speaker 2: the name of it already, Tom, it's the weekly what
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  Speaker 2: have you? This is a very complicated case, Mad, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of what have you, and a lot of scrans. Keeping
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  Speaker 2: my head man. So we I spotted this last week.
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  Speaker 4: We we'd already put it in the the old school.
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  Speaker 4: We already had the film in the real in in
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  Speaker 4: the can, so we couldn't roll with this one, but
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  Speaker 4: it is, it's it's still rolling on.
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  Speaker 2: No doubt this scenario. It's going to roll for a while.
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  Speaker 4: I think in the now we I tell you what
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  Speaker 4: we have a through line ThReD definitely with trees, mid
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  Speaker 4: mythical things, old Irish folklore and whatnot and construction. So
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  Speaker 4: this by Jesus Christ, this story kind of combines everything
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  Speaker 4: that we're kind of into and a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of the five five pints of the Pentagon here
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  Speaker 2: Tom what would hit as well? It bring us up
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  Speaker 2: to speed.
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  Speaker 4: So a fairy tree, yes, a fairy tree which is
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  Speaker 4: often a black turner hawthorn tree, as Jerry will have
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  Speaker 4: told us all about before. And if anybody wants to
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  Speaker 4: go back, there's plenty of IRUs mythology ones that were
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  Speaker 4: episodes that we've done.
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  Speaker 2: What should explain these?
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  Speaker 4: But it must be kept in a sixty four million
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  Speaker 4: euro housing scheme in one hundred and twenty nine fewer homes. Now,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the tree is the one issue. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think it's the one issue.
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  Speaker 2: But it's making the most nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's making the most noise because why wouldn't it. So
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  Speaker 4: it's retinue in County Wicklow. It's it was Originally, originally
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  Speaker 4: they were they were putting in planning for I think
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  Speaker 4: three hundred It was like let's say three hundred and
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  Speaker 4: fifty units or whatever. And they're down, Yeah, they're down now,
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  Speaker 4: I think they're down. They're down to two hundred and
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  Speaker 4: twenty odd essentially, and it's whether it's both houses and
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  Speaker 4: departments and all the rest of it, and they're putting
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  Speaker 4: it down on.
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  Speaker 2: As a result of this.
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  Speaker 4: Tree is can't be touched and it can't be touched
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  Speaker 4: by Irish law like on board planol like the planning board.
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  Speaker 2: Can just go oh, drive on you know, tree is
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  Speaker 2: the three.
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  Speaker 4: Board planal attend to be a bit more almost like
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  Speaker 4: the ombuitsmen for that where they step in. If somebody
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  Speaker 4: went hi, Hi, hey hi, it's a forty one acre side,
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  Speaker 4: they've they'll make plenty of money out of it with
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  Speaker 4: their two hundred and twenty nine units. That tree kind
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  Speaker 4: of go you knock that tree, And here's the thing,
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  Speaker 4: Jre I told you about this before. You will find
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  Speaker 4: digger men who will just track away from that and go,
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  Speaker 4: I ain't touching.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't touching that.
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  Speaker 4: You cannot with your own but I touched that, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm burst the hydraulic hose. I guarantee I will.
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  Speaker 2: Well here here here Okay. So, in its simplest terms,
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  Speaker 2: somebody buys up a field in Rathnue to put let's say,
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  Speaker 2: for easy, sum's four hundred houses on it, there's a
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  Speaker 2: lone bush, a fairy bush, in the middle of it,
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  Speaker 2: and because of Irish law, they have to work around that,
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  Speaker 2: and therefore they're dropping one hundred and twenty houses instead
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  Speaker 2: of getting four hundred, you're getting into eighty give or take,
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  Speaker 2: for easy. So yeah, yeah, yeah, Now Tom, can you
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  Speaker 2: explain that to somebody that's not from Ireland in very
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  Speaker 2: simple terms?
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  Speaker 4: So, the the idea of the howt Orn three is
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  Speaker 4: the mythology that surrounds it in the folklore, and the
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  Speaker 4: real respect that actually surrounds these trees is the notion
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  Speaker 4: is that that is where the shadow realm, the fairy
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  Speaker 4: where realm meets the human realm, is where humans could
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  Speaker 4: meet fairies or fairies. And by that it's the fairy
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  Speaker 4: of the f e r I e s side the tricksters.
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  Speaker 2: The folk folk from another the other realm do not
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  Speaker 2: think about.
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  Speaker 4: In other words, no, and again I would urge people
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  Speaker 4: to go back find our or you know, our Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can.
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  Speaker 4: And and because it will tie in nicely with this one,
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  Speaker 4: and it'll explain it on on a heavy, heavy amount,
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  Speaker 4: exactly what these trees and it is kind of a
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  Speaker 4: nationwide thing where it's it's it's an accepted thing that
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  Speaker 4: they're seen.
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  Speaker 2: Has been almost like a monument, a natural monument that
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  Speaker 2: you can go back like. And I want to stress Tom,
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  Speaker 2: this isn't a religious thing, right, So this isn't like
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  Speaker 2: a religious thing where you can't chop this tree down religous.
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  Speaker 2: This is purely straight up supernatural.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: And here's where me and Tom might have a slight
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  Speaker 2: divergence of the force. Yeah. Yeah, because as you've just
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  Speaker 2: said there, Tom, you would not touch that. In previous episodes,
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  Speaker 2: we've talked about what happens if you cut down a
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  Speaker 2: fairy tree. We've all heard stories of some chapter cut
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  Speaker 2: down a fairy tree and every night he went to
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  Speaker 2: bed after he had torn some in his bed for
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  Speaker 2: the rest of his life. Yes, correct, Yeah, as Tom
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  Speaker 2: said there, the digger man would cut down the tree
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  Speaker 2: and then he would crash the digger on the way home,
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  Speaker 2: or some malevolent reckoning would visit him in a counter argument,
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  Speaker 2: maybe none of that shit had happened because it's a
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  Speaker 2: fucking tree, Tom, chop it down. There is Yeah, there
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  Speaker 2: is a counter argument. Now I was saying, and I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be getting all that sore about it, except but
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  Speaker 2: the nation is the nation, in the state that it's in, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: that you'd like to see as many houses as possible.
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  Speaker 2: With that being said, if a contractor is going to
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  Speaker 2: not have an extra x amount of profit, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to lose sleep over that. But if you know
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  Speaker 2: a certain amount of families aren't going to have a
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  Speaker 2: home to live in, then that's not great news. Would
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  Speaker 2: we give away a tree, one tree, one little tree
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  Speaker 2: by its name time it's a lone tree, one lonely
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  Speaker 2: ass tree. Would we chopped that bitch? Don?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but before you know it, then it's a venture
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  Speaker 4: capitalist crew from like Cambodia have just built this company
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  Speaker 4: and they don't give it. There has to be a
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  Speaker 4: level of now they like the lights of Eddie Lenhan
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  Speaker 4: was at the site and everyon you know Eddie Lennon
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  Speaker 4: long long ago and Terra you know, remember that guy
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  Speaker 4: with the big beard and yeah he's yes, you know all.
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  Speaker 2: Folks and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And he he was like, well, finally we have a
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  Speaker 4: bit of you know, a bit civilized that we actually don't.
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  Speaker 4: Money can't buy everything. And I get your argument.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I would So I'm clear, Tom, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not arguing to go down with an ax and chop
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  Speaker 2: down that tree. I'm just saying that's an option that's
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  Speaker 2: open to us. I'm okay with leaving the tree there.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly have what I would like to think is a
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  Speaker 2: novel solution to it. But no, don't chop down the tree,
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  Speaker 2: because you're you just bow over and like give giveaway everything.
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  Speaker 2: The next thing, what are you going to be doing
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  Speaker 2: using the Book of Kels to you know, light a match?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly exactly?
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  Speaker 4: So I have, and I think this would be a
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  Speaker 4: novel way of doing it, and I think it might
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  Speaker 4: it might encourage more builders to maybe. Now I know
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  Speaker 4: it's going to cut their profit and all the rest,
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  Speaker 4: but where they are right now, is there one hundred
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  Speaker 4: and twenty nine homes down?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: The thing is these motherfuckers hadn't put in any facilities
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  Speaker 4: for sports, for playgrounds, for anything.
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  Speaker 2: So this does tells me there's more to this than
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  Speaker 2: oh it's just a tree. You're not getting that because
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  Speaker 2: you're not getting planner pformassion because you're figuring your drainage
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  Speaker 2: out let alone. One fucking tree. One hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 2: nine houses ain't going down because of one tree. So
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  Speaker 2: I think they did dis planning group. Obviously they either
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  Speaker 2: rubbed them up the wrong way or whatever, and they
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  Speaker 2: didn't have the they didn't have. These guys were just
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  Speaker 2: maximizing profits. I'd tell you what it was.
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  Speaker 4: Three hundred and fifty unit scheme to fit into forty
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  Speaker 4: one acres. That is insane when you think about, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of them are going to be apartments, maybe
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  Speaker 4: four or five or apartment blocks, but like build up
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  Speaker 4: three hundred Like let's say on average per unit, that's
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  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, Like, that's that's that's eighth Is that eight
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  Speaker 4: houses nine houses per unit? Let me tell you, Tom,
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  Speaker 4: that's nine houses per acre.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of the new builds these days,
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  Speaker 2: and you're not getting much of a front garden. Let
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  Speaker 2: me put it like that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, but you moved to rats New for a
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  Speaker 4: bit of the countryside, like you like.
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  Speaker 2: But I have a novel idea lettle here, Tom, I
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  Speaker 2: have a solution myself, but I'd love to hear yours
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  Speaker 2: because I'm sure yours is better taught toad out in mind.
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  Speaker 4: Well probably possibly not, but it's the way I I
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  Speaker 4: I I like that. The idea of it is, if
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  Speaker 4: you move to the countryside right there, there comes with it. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: less less amenities and stuff like that, and you're not
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  Speaker 4: going to have the sushi on a Tuesday night, right
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  Speaker 4: but you do quite often get to stamp your own
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  Speaker 4: stamp on the world when you get to move to
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  Speaker 4: the countryside. So when there are main and hunt like
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  Speaker 4: let's say they've used thirty acres and then remain in
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  Speaker 4: eleven acres eleven and a half acres, give two acres
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  Speaker 4: away to two facilities, sports facilities. I want to see
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  Speaker 4: a beautiful, a beautiful granite monument built forty foot out,
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  Speaker 4: maybe a circular one, done in like a Celtic style,
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  Speaker 4: you know, concentric rings and stuff like that to protect
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: that tree, and then the remainder split into fifty of
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: an acre sites and you get to buy them at
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: a minimum profit for the builder, but you get planning
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: almost immediate for whatever fuck you want to build.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: And then everybody build.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Once they can provide funds, you know, proof of funds.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: It's your site and you build within. Let's say, let's
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: give them twelve options of houses that they can build
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: with inside that that that realm, and I just I
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: think it gives it's a different vibe. The builders get
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: a little bit of profit back and stuff like that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: But also there'll be one hundred and twenty nine or
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty folks will say, Okay, maybe my
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: MAT's a rung on the fifty and acre. But it
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: gives a blest of folks be able to build the
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: house that they always wanted to fucking build. Do you
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: know some people don't want to touch it. They want
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: one of the two hundred and thirty that are being built.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Forum down the road.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: You know, I like the idea of just selling off
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: service sites and letting people at it. You know, they
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: can they cannot bring the houses all up together. At
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: the same time, you're kind of sharing war stories while
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: you're fucking, you know, in there with the hammer doing
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: a bit yourself, sweeping out the site. Maybe you're lending
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: each other's scaveld And I think it would build the
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: community before the even community gets finished, but.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Like, isn't it aren't you just basically saying, Okay, we're
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: leaving these sites open for anybody that wants to come
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: building them, like you know, and by the way, you're
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: building beside a gateway to the fucking underworld. That's like
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: saying hell that it's cheap properly going in Chernobyl. You know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: anybody that wants it coming out? Oh I don't.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I don't see a negative side to building near building
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: near the ferry tree dolls.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, So that's my That's that's where I was coming
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: at it, okay, because it couldn't fathom how one tree, Tom,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: like one tree all right.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: It is slap bang by the way, and I mean
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: slap middle, Like this tree looks like it is slap
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: bang middle in the middle of this forty acre field.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: And the shot that they got of it is amazing.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: It's literally you could shoot an arrow over the top
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: of it and hit the center of the mountain behind it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: It's bang on, like there's something in the tree. Like
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, just don't that tree. But
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you, I'll tell you what it's not, Tom,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: It's not one hundred and twenty houses in sight in size. No,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: it's not so, it doesn't cover that. So when I
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: when I heard about this, I'm like, that's what. That's
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: what kind of clued me in that there's some other
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: fucking malfeas and ocenanigans going on. Build around the tom,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: build right up to it. Have it, Like, you know
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: what I would do with that tree. I would put
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: it on the logo of the development. I would call
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: that Loan Tree Developments. I would call it Loan Tree
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Tree Rise. That's what I would call it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: No, nobody's staying at Lone Tree Rise. You've got to
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: call it Hawthorn Mews.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Hawthorn Mews or in kind of Wan Drive. I don't
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: care what you're going right now, you're selling Jerry, now
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: you will. And I would put a pavilion around it
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and little benches and shit like this. And you know
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: what I do. You know what I'm picturing in my mind,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing the white tree of Gone Door.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: It's this one tree that's smack bang in the middle
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: of this development, and everybody revers it and it's a
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: wonderful tree and it's lives there for another one hundred years,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: and every now and then someone comes along and pricks
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: themselves on a bush and then the hand withers and
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: dies and falls off, and you just know, not go
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: near that game. But other than that, like you know,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I don't see how this is holding up one hundred
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and twenty one hundred and twenty housand units other than
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: there's there's something that's going on. Oh, there's definitely something
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: else going on.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: This is the story that's making a good story of it,
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean, Like I said, they
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: put in these baskets, put in for no immedienities. What
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: if they were gonna put three hundred plus units in there?
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: And I'd say, not so much as a merry go
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: round or a swing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You know. We're gonna tell you one thing, Tom, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I know one thing. Okay, if it was a case
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: that that loan bush, that single loan bush, was the
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: only thing holding up development of one hundred and twenty houses,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: then that loan bush that had sat there for one
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: hundred years would suddenly and mysteriously fall in the next
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: good gust of wind that came across the place. Oh,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: you mean, like the one in the UK with the
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: two lads I'm just saying it'd be like, oh, there
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: was an awful windy night last night, it knocked the
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: bush and when you closed or I inspected it close,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: or you'd see like just like the bumper marks of
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: a fiats fiat chink gender the true fucking straight into it,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you now.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: But if if it was just that tree like it
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: would there wouldn't be with the way I know how
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: developers operate, Like I've landed onto sites. I've gotten a
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: phone call to say, we think we've stumbled upon an
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: iron age village and gotten to the site and it
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: has looks like Afghanistan twelve years into the war. Yeah,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: it's been fucking annihilated. Yes, the developers will not stop,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: especially if they have investors behind them, like they will
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: not stop at a fucking three. So I'm guessing what
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: these fuckers did was they omitted a load of things
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: for maximizing profit. Like every corner of the place is
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: going to be squazed. Chances are they didn't build a
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: proper lead road into it. You know, probably didn't round
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: about just thin they were going to leave the original
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: gate and people pour out rat's news the back of
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: beyonds like it's nearly in tiny HELI like my cousin's
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: not that way. It is the back of beyond.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be overly ready jar for four hundred plus
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: cars to be dropped in there tomorrow tomorrow morning. I'm
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: going to tell you one thing, tom I'm not I'm
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: not saying what it is they're doing or not doing,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: but they're not doing it just because of that three
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: just a very simple scape coade like oh, yeah, I know,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: we'd build houses for you and all your families if
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: it wasn't for these beardy lefties, you know. Yeah, on
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: a second here, now, that's what I have to say
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I I that's my idea is
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: to celebrate the tree much like yours and go real folks,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and if the fairy folk are you know this art,
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: if they are a real thing, and we're not saying
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: we never go again.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Them, I'm not falling on the wrong side of anybody.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: If they are a real thing, hopefully you know what
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, they'll appreciate maybe a spar just saying the spa.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: You know on a coffee shop in the west, and
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: a graph and barbers you know, you know, that's what
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I have to say about that. Well, listen, that is
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: big news and we'll keep an eye on that very
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: closely as we go forward. But enough about the we folk, Tom,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: those lads you know you don't want to stay you
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: don't want to stay on their bad side. You want
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: to stay on the good side. That's what those lads
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: will bring to you. But we're going to talk about
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: someone else here now, not those lads, but we're just
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: going to talk about someone who achieved this lad status.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Who is your this lad because you you were troubled.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Jerry texts me every so often he's like, I've seen
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: a thing, Tom, and we need to talk about it,
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: and we go.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Every now and then I get shock every now and then,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: like this lad that this lad of the week is
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: someone we saw on the news or someone that smashed
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: down X y Z or someone that concocted.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Some storretting or a place or vegetable and all the
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: rest of it's it's But sometimes Jerry would just message, going, well,
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: if you need to find a way to crawl.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Every now and then you witness in real life and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: sprog and I can't get over the person I just
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: saw so Tom I was away there a couple of
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: weeks weekends ago, and I went to and all you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: can eat buffet, which is a thing that you know,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: not jumping ahead of segment, that we remember when, but
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I remember that wasn't the thing in this country that
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: came upon us slowly over the last twenty years. And
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: now they're not common. But you can find them if
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you go looking for them.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I I well, they tell you about the first
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: one I ever went to.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go on. It was in America. You can imagine,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: and w to We can't.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: It wasn't all you can eat we'd pop into, but
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: you could get a mixing gathering in the shopping center potential,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: the Prudential Center in Boston. But I went up about
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: a month after living there, I went up to visit
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: the ant in Connecticut.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: She lived up near the Hamptons.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: She picked me up and I thought I was going
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: to get a right fancy meal. Altogether, I thought this
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: one is bags of money. Anyway, she picked me up
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: off the bus in Stanford, Connecticut, Connecticut, the home of
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: the yes indeed, Titan Tower WW and insurance Capital of America.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I'm told, very quiet place, although I did witness of
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Philip being shot out by the cops, but you know yourself.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: And then she took me up the freeway and she said, oh,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: this is a good spot in here and all grand
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: and then we go and it had all the look of,
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: you know, the the older McDonald's with the I suppose
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: the red tiled room against you know, the proper roadside
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: diner and this could be you know, I'm thinking guy
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: fieriest stuff here now, even though it didn't know him
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: at the time.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: And I go in and it's all you can eat.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: She was this a golden corral. It was something along
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: those lines. Yeah, it was something along those lines.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: And she paid, She paid for me, and looking after me,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I went, oh great, and she says, and all you
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: can eat and I says, I only want to the
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: dinner like I.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I don't need.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: But okay, well, when in Rome, you're my whole. Because
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you something, this was so wet behind the ears,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: so green was I at this scenario. And I was
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: not ready for monstrous Americans. Like monstrous I mean every
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: time I don't know if you've ever seen like in
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: a cartoon, you know, somebody goes to take a bite
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: out of the sausage, and every time they look away,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: a dog goes up and jumps up and takes a bite.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Out of it. Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: The Simpsons, Yeah, yeah, Simpsons, exactly the Simpsons. And it's
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: that was literally I'd be talking to the end and
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I'd have to plate and I'd go for a lump
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: of chicken, and I'd say, I know, sure is greaty,
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: where's all the chicken? And I looked over at one stage,
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: this is my second attempt to get some chick can
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: and the second time, this guilty more sized human, this
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: sleeve patrick sized human, was waddling away with the full
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Bamboree fucking yoke under his arm. I mean he took
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: all you can eat to another like this was ignorance
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: of a level that only a man could stand back.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And go on. But he took that as a challenge,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: right by Jesus Christ. I don't know. I got some
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: rice or something in the end. It wasn't a great
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: force experience. I've had some good ones since that was
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: slappen that. Before we get onto that, I want to
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: talk about this that that I saw Buffy open Perth fast.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: It's not a long story, isn't real short, but we'll we'll, we'll, we'll,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: we'll chat about it, we'll discuss all you can. He
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: place up in fast and I was like something like
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: twenty pounds starle on the head, you know, real class,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: each bargain. But you know if you know fucking corral
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: place to tell you don't you don't take anybody there
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: for the birthday, you know what I mean.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: And it's just like you ain't going on the date
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: since this joint, you ain't going on first date exactly.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's so we're there, I'm doing the thing,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: you know whatnot not really shred misself and glory, but
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: you know, you're you're, you're eating. And there was a
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: buy across me. And I've seen him come in. That's
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: how I that's how I know. Like I followed every
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: single thing he yet, right, and you think this is
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: going to be a story about oh yeah, rings around
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: him aug just yet god knows what. And he had
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: like a kebab with a trio on it and a
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: pizza on top of it and a bit of a
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: steak and all this kind of thing. No, this man
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: came in and sat down. He was, you know, maybe
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a little older than me, it's about fifty give or
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: give or take, okay, and he ate ice cream. He
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: went to the It had like a like a like
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: a like a ninety nine machine. You could go and
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: get in ninety nine. Okay, when you're finishing meal, you
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: can go get in ninety nine, as was the natural
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: order of things. Right, hold on, He paid twenty twenty
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: pounds starting okay, watch you know on that's right, which
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: is about twenty five euros twenty five years right, right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: He went up and he got himself in ninety nine,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: no flake, and he came back down because it struck
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: me as odd because he sat down and that was
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the fortune he did. And all the other people of
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: his party got food, you know what I mean. He
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: went up and got an ice cream. And I was like, okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: you know, don't judge, and I'm not coping at this man.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: He's right across from me. He was all right, was
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: he like he Now that's what I was going to say.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you know, maybe like you know,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: he's Celiac or some ship. I don't know, but they
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: they've got a wonderful section for bluten free. And no,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: he was just just that's I was like, Okay, the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: heart wants that. The heart wants. He wanted an ice cream,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: and he went and got it ice cream, an ice
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: cream and a cone, and he ate the ice cream,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: but he didn't eat the cone. Ah here and this
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: is what caught me. I I'd been up in a
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: couple of times, and your man'ster late in this ice
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: cream and just caught me a tom. The only thing
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I can describe you is he stubbed the cone out
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: on the plate like it was a cigarette. Okay, so
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: yet all the ice cream off it. And then he
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: turned the cone upside down and sort of like moistured
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: into the into the plate, like as he'd stub out
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a cigarette. And the way for cones was just smush
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: much mush right.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Sure, I hope you followed that man to wherever he
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: was going next, because a murder happened after that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can tell you, well, I'll tell you where he
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: went next time. I can tell you exactly where he
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: went next. Going he went back up and got another nineteen.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's skinning. So he's wearing somebody's skin
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: right now, Jair right, Oh, he ate the other ninety nine,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is happening here. But okay, he
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: stubbed out like a fag again on the plate, stopped
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it out like a two soft serve ice creams right
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: sticking up off the plate. Yeah. And then someone came
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: away and came and cleared that away from him, and
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: he went up, Tom he went up. Honestly, I was
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: feeding myself, you know. But he must have went up
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: and got about six ninety nine s haha, No, that's
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: what he did. Six to seven ninety nine's taken down,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: eat the ice cream, smashed away for into the into
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: the thing, and went on as beds business. And he
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: was still there when we were leaving, up and up
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and down to get ninety nine. Now, if you want
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: to ask me out of pure sums, okay, okay, go
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: buy yourself in ninety nine right now, you're going to
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: cost you three euro so six of them is about
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: eighteen euro. So he's I dare say, three ice creams
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: off profit? Right, Yeah, But that didn't seem to annoy him.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: He just wanted soft serve ice cream. And I'm not
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: slagging this man. I'm not giving out. I'm not you know,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: saying he should or shouldn't have done it. All I'm
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: saying is it struck me as a very very strange thing.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Was he alone or with somebody? No, he was with
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a party of people and they were just eating normally normally.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I say, they were eating like you're twenty pound, you
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: can eat nobody's, yeah, nobody's, None of us is eaten normally.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: They're eating like the first fucking season of fucking of
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: the Walking Dead.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: That's what you're so yeah, so so that you know,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and that man, I gotta tell you, praise be but
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: a thousand's bossom, a thousands bosto. But it made me
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: eat Tom question myself and I put it to you
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: now and the listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: That's how that lad handled is all you can eat
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: buffet experience. I'm going to ask you, Tom, now, how
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: do you eat yours?
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you how I took. I took a sharp
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: learning off that fell at that time I went. I
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: got taken to the Golden Corral or whatever it was,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: number one like that, Like it sounds like you were
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: even at a classier venue than I was at. To
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: be honest with you, marginally, no matter like you really
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: were like you were at you know you were in
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: fucking Fortam Mason.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Like in Jesus Christ, I was saying it was clean.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Let me put it to you like that. It was
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: clean too.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Place I was in was clean because it was fucking clean,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: empty from the fucking cells I was fucking eating around.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: The place was clean. The people in it not so much. So.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I I've been to a couple.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: There's a great agent one Limerick. It's it's it was
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: originally a Chinese, now it's all the world, you know
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: It is Yeah, yeah, that means that it's the Chinese
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and about three or four Indian dishes. Yeah yeah, I know.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: You can get a steak and you can get there.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: But there's a chocolate fountain. Everybody gets excited by that,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. But I wouldn't have a
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: look at a chair because the MSG blow you out.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: You're at you're at, not trying to really set a
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: record anyway, make your money back because one thing the
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Chinese letter are unbelieved, black tasty, grob but they ain't lose.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: They do not lose. No, that is the thing I mean. Like,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: so what I'm hearing from you here, Thomas, when you
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: go to and All you Can Eat Buffe. You really
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: feel like, ah, finally Jerry wins, finally Tom wins. I'm
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: going to I'm not going to be changed. I'm not
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: going to go home. Like we go to McDonald's and
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: you're up the road five minutes, you're like fucking hungry.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Now you're like, I'm going to They're gonna regret. Let
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: me into this place. And that is my goal every
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: time I have it. As we you know some here's
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Thomas and I would question how much we do win,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: but go.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: On a bottom let's brunch these things like I've been
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: at that, Like we we drank all we could drink
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: for twenty nine. It was thirty euros in Amsterdam in
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: an hour, and I made money in that one. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: made money in that one.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: But let's discuss. Let's discuss.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, I lost money, let's be honest. But I lost
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: thirty euros, but I fucking drank about fifty quid in
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: that hour.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Right, So this is this is this is what plays
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: on my mind when I go to and All you
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Can Eat. Oh, it's the number one thing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I'm not going there because you know it's got a
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: fucking emission star. No, I am not going there for
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: food experience. I'm going there to win.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Like I go there if I think, like if I
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: go to a normal, normal walk in restaurant, like nothing fancy,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: but in the Nando's of this world, shall we say, right,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you know where it's just like a regular shopping center restaurant,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: not you know, nobody's going here for fucking you know,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: you know, bringing Barack Obama there or anything like that. Right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: If I go to Nando's and negative starter on a
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: main course, okay, my starter is chicken wings, and my
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: main courses share chicken and chips of some sorts. Okay,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: So if I go to an all you can eat
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: place and it's like twenty quid and Nandos is thirty
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: standers a cheaping but no, it's not. I want to
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: think that I got the thirty euros worth of food
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: that I would get Nando's for twenty quid and the
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: dessert and maybe maybe a play of ribs on top
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: of that. And I'm just doing some of my head
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: like okay, I've I've won, I've won. I'm a massive winner.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Tom Well, there's ways of going about it, and the
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: best success I ever had, and it's kind of hard
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: to gauge price wise, but I think I won at
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: this one. I probably didn't, but it was a very
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: It'd be very hard to recreate what I did here,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: but the preparation.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Because the cousin had been to all of these. He
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: was in America. He was this city.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: He's been in America. He was the son of that ant.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: But he was living in New York. And he says,
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: a couple of all you can eat. I'm like Jesus Christ,
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: but it's with your family and all you can eat.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: He's like, no, no, this is there some tasty ones
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: around here. We were in Ynkers.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: He says, look, We'll get a cab up to this place.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I just want to go for beer. It's well, go
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: for beer, and we go for beer before we go. Jess, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: oh no no no. This is when I were well
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: early in the day. He is, by the way, are
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: you well hydrated? Are you sick in the fucking face? Nah? Man.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: He was on the exact same mindset as me. He
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: was like, oh no, we go to win, to win.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: And he says, by the way, this buffet is a
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: classy setup. It's like sixty dollars ahead. It's seated. They
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: bring it to you, right, I'm like, okay, don't worry,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I cover it even making good money. And he says,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: but it's kind of obscure foods, right, so he says
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: it won't be It was him talking about the Asian MSG.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: It's so tasty, but you'll blow.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Up on it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: He says, what this nowe jaredis is mad like every
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: It was one of those Brazilian barbecues where they bring
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: out to bring him out on a secure and it
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: might be duck on one, it might be snake on
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the other. It could be beef on the other. So
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: pick can choose the lighters, the lighter ones you can.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: But he said, it's all about the preparation ure. He said,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I tell you one thing. When they go in door,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: he's still offer you a beer. We can drink beer
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: all day long. Afterwards he says, no, no beer, And
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: don't let him bring you sweet tea. He still bring
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: you sweetea, or they bring your Coke cola. He's because
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: they know the sugary stuff filled you up. Don't touch anything, okay, okay,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: good to no go to know, get a bit of exercise,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: in that day, so you're actually building up a calory.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Do all you can eat? If I am starving, I wouldn't. Don't.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Don't be out, No, no, don't be out and out starvinger.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Don't be out and out like I haven't had a
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: big lunch. Yeah, because you'll go like a pig at
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: the day. Now before you know it is coming out
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: your fucking nose, and you haven't won.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You're only up.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: But we definitely definitely got into the fifties anyway with
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: the amount of decent quality. If I can meet that
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I got, if you right, that can be said in America.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, I walked away pretty pretty
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: fucking proud. Didn't touch your podata. There wasn't a carab
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: went near me. Didn't go near that ship with that ship.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I don't trying to get you with the rice A
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: big play of rice, do you know. I'm sorry, it's
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: it's a uh And you know, things like pizza and
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: things like this.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Tome is just bread. You're just gonna blow. Get out
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: of my face.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: No, no, go straight to the meat. If you want
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: to get your money back, go straight to the meat.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: You can spend the rest of your life eating vegetables. Yeah,
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: eating bread, all the rice you want at home, eating
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: breads at home, Jesus Christ. Like you can get bread
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: anywhere anytime. Literally, you probably have bread on you right
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: now somewhere. Go straight to the meats. If you want
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: to try and make some money back, get to the meats.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Don't be lashing on the gravy. A little bit of
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: dipping sauce, no problem, but water number one. Don't be
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: going for the bottomless Coca cola. It's fucking country spring
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: at best, and it's probably so, it's probably soda stream. Yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: don't be going near that syrupy shit if you want
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: to make your money back. If you want to go
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: for a normal meal and go I'm not a complete pig.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Go to the Damon Jerry showtime or way past normal.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Go to fuck a normal restaurant. Yeah you normal. I
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: mean if you win for a challenge or not, Like,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: we don't bow out these things.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here, guys? You don't bow out?
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you really were super prepped, you'd have
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: a light breakfast, maybe like a super lunch, have a
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: good night sleep the night before.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not joke, I would.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Stretch an Everton jer like I would get a proper
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: stretch on before I go.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe get to the gym if you can. That's what
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I will say to you. Tom is now as I
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: as a this could be just me outing major health
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: problems on the common Jerry showing and the comments Cherry,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: you want to fucking get that look power doctor, doctor Internet,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: let's go couldn't help. But notice you mentioned several key
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: symptoms of some worrying disease, Jerry, So just get that.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking Here's the thing. It feels as I've grown older
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: that my stomach has gotten smaller that you know, I
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: used to physically physically be able to eat an awful
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: lot more. Yeah, I literally the space has.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I think, so I think, But there are specifics, there
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: are certain foods where I can still absolutely fucking hammer
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: it into me, Like I mean, if it was just
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: a play to stake chu, I will fucking eat my
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: head size in that. I don't know what it is,
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: but you put pasted out in front of me. You
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: put maybe shit's changing too, Maybe shit's changing because maybe
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: they're fucking getting away with murder now in what they're
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: putting into some stuff. But I cannot there's no way
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: when it comes to anything outside of half daycent mate,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I can't touch anything close than what I could in authorities,
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: not at all.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Again, I go back to, I go back to you know,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: portion sizes, and you know, I hate to be tackling this.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing, folks, We're not just going in
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: there eating the things we don't like, you know what
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I mean. It's it's not like, well, you know, I
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: don't really like it, but I'll hoist it into me
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: just for you know, pure bloody mindless. There are the
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: things you like you will naturally gravitate it. For example,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I like, you know, chicken wings and prontos and things
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: like this when I get them in a Chinese right, yeah, yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: if you buy prontos from your local Chinese takeaway it's
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: six bucks and you get like four or five slices
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: of it, totally get ridden. You're getting ridden to when
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: you think about it. Lock up the dublin, by the way.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: So if I go into and All you can Eat
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: place and I eight slices a pron toast, I figured
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: that that's twelve quid straight away to see that these
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: are the sums I'm doing. Jerry, you don't have to.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: You don't have to.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I know you're explaining it to the listeners, but I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: just nodding along witch you here, because I have all
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: these factors built in as well, and it's I'm just
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: ludicrously and childishly admittedly competitive with stupid scenarios like and
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I will compete if I just want to compete. I
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: just want the value of it. But you are, you
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: are competitive Jurry in that sense, because you're like, I
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: need to beat the man here, like I need to
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: beat the man.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: It's now if it's.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: An independently owned one, you know, one family home restaurant,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: I ain't doing the dog on it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Like, but you know you're.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Walking into that place and they've got nine more restaurants
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: just like it, you know what I mean.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Also probably worth pointing out at this point, Tom, like,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you can eat whatever the fuck you want in this place.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: You're not beating the man. You don't beat He has
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: beaten nobody. I promise you you could feel it's a
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: moral victory at best. Gordon Ramsey didn't cook that ship,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's it's okay, oh my god,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: we're going to have to fucking you know play staff
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: off on. Although you say that there's a great TV show.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Episode, I don't know what it was on it would
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: it was like it wasn't a maybe it was a vice,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but it was America's fattest city, Houston.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But they followed Houston, yeah at the time.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: And it was at the time of watching this, and
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: you know people that need to be you know, they
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: need to kind go out the wall to get him
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: to the down the road. And but there this one fella.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: They followed him around and he was a professional eater,
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: gotcha he went. He just there was that many competitions
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: in the state of Texas that this fellow was able
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: to make about three or four grand a week going
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: around eight and all around him and I think was
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: he wasn't that big of a like he you'd say
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: he was a big but he was seven ft chair right,
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: so we hadn't did it put it away? And he
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: was about, no joke, about five foot wide at the shoulder.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: So this man would walk in, you got, what's a
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: big man. But the next thing he'd sit down and
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: go right, give me up a full quarter of a
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: fucking cow there and least every fucking bit of So
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: he was actually banned from loads above these buffets because
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: we're like, no, no, we'll actually know there's no joker.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Now you've all tried, but that fella is proven to
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: break us. He'll fucking break us if he comes in
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: because he will eat from nine am to nine pm.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: He is going to impact the bottom line.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: And he there's because there's no fuck off time. He'll
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: probably take two shots in between, you know what I mean?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Here for the day, he was a seasoned pro.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: This fella had the tank of a fucking hippo on him.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Like, so there's there is one or two that will
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: break the system, but you need to be a literal
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: freak to be able to do.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Gotcha. Well, listen to him before we move on from
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: this segment. Give me your one piece of advice, or
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: give me, give me give you a better game. What's
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: your first plate in a buffet you walk in, You're
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: going up to make one plate. Tell me what you're doing,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: small or small, It's got to be small. Whatever you're
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: going for if you can get even if it's if
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: it's I genuinely would go for I wouldn't go for
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: high fat or high or fucking anywhere near breads. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm so tempted all the time. If you
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: can't checking, I'll get you as well, like if you
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: can try and get just like under saucy.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Don't get like a satie, but get like get an
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: maybe just a Korean barbecue set of chicken wings, just
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: to get your fucking down the road. They won't fill
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: you up, but don't be cutting yourself. There's a lot
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: of MSG in.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: That fucking tasty, tasty, tasty sauce.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: But it'll just get you down the road. It won't
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: fill you up in any sense. But now now you'll
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: take the hunger off you where you can focus the mind.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: You know that gonna way.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: So I would go for a chicken wing of sort,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: not too saucy. What about yourself, I'll.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Tell you what I do. I'll tell you what I do.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Have a technique in a technique in all you can
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: eat place is on my first plate, at least tom
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: first player, at least. I call it tapass for one.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, which is.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Just a small portion of everything I like the look of. Yeah, okay,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: maybe three or four different things for wings, you get
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: any wings and ribs and maybe this kind of this
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: bread chicken looks nice, and maybe this mushroom thing looks nice,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: and maybe this over here looks nice. I'll take that
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: back and then try a little bit of ever and
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: whatever I like the most. That's I'm gonna go get
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: two plates to that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Confidence is up to after it,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: isn't it. You know?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Two plates of that, and once I've got like two
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: full dinner and assorted wings and ribs and whatnot, I'm fine. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: we're not gonna do. I'm not gonna go in and
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: fucking chase down a carton of ninety nine's like their
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Carol's number twenties. I'm sorry. I'll telling you now.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Even though he might have been there with a group
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: or whatever, that man is either his lamp shade or himself.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: He is wearing somebody's skin right now.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: That is it all the signs of as deeply so,
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I got a human.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Behavior trying to post your phot around up. But that
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: was yeah, that was there. Here's the thing.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: He's probably you know, a secondary school geography teacher.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? He loves ice cream? No,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: maybe maybe we're being mean. He's just like he loves
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: ice cream like.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I got handled one of them after getting absolutely riddled
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: for the price of Asian street food one night on
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Caple Street.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I used to do a bit about this.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: But the thing was it got a great pop, but
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: it actually made me so fucking angry that I had
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: to stop telling it because it would ruin the rest
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: of my say it because it was a one hundred
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: percent trough.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: When I walked in, they were charging like.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Twenty eight euros on a Tuesday night for some.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: A dish daymore or less chose.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: And it was like, it's Asian street foot and we're
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: all sitting on fucking scavening boards.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And I got and it was the Chewest how shit.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, so it's the consistency of street food,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: but you want to charge me sitting in a comfortable
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: restaurant while I'm sitting with nailstick up my hole. And
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: then when I went by up to your man, because
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: do you know how it works? Here is what he said.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I remember him one and only time I spent in Nandos.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I spent fourteen seconds in Nandos. I walked in the door.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: English guy goes, do you know how it works? Here,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I went, gluck, good luck, yep for that with me.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: The guy handed me a soft serve of ice cream cone.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: He went, okay, it's complimentary. After your meal, you can
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: have one of these. And I crushed in front of the
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: jar and brushed it back in over the counter, onto
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: his floor and walked out. It was then as she
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: knew what she was married to, because we've been engaged
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: about a week at that stage, was like, right, okay, yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I can change him.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Turns out couldn't. That was this lad, and like he
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: went in, what can I tell you? So these aren't
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: earth moving things? We need to hear people's lists from
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: this one. Yeah, we really want to hear your techniques.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: What are we missing on the on the all you
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: can eat places? But that was that kind of thing,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: and like, you know, it could be maybe we're the
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: bad guys here, Tom. Maybe it was just like he
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: waited his whole life to eat ninety nine's like a child,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: and the one day he did, he got slagged off
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: on one of Ireland's most platowing platform to Tom and
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Jerry show, here's the thing, Tom, maybe there was a
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: time in our lives where our ideal dream meal would
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: have been six ninety nine in a row. Maybe there
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: was a time when you or I were gasoons, when
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: we were young fellas, we would have liked six ninety
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: nine in a row. But you know what it is, Tom,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: we weren't gas since yesterday. Buddy. It's been a while,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: all right, It's been a while. And in that time,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: in the thirty to forty years that have passed, we've
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: seen some shit and now we're going to take a
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: look back at it on the closing segment of the show,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: which is called we Remember when.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: forty years ago.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: We are positive or negative one this week. It's a
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: weird one, Tom, It's a weird one every now and then,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: like you know, we will go we remember WrestleMania, and
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: we remember the A Team and all this kind of shit.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: We try to avoid these things. We try and we're
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: not a deep podcast in any stretch of the imagination.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: But given the time of year that it is, Tom,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: it struck me this week. I found myself seeing these
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: words out loud, which was strange because I was on
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: my own crowded business place. That's it, I said out loud,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: I remember when Christmas didn't start in the first of
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: fucking September, and there is which it is currently in
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: the process of doing.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I have yet to meet anybody, anybody who thinks it's
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: a good idea.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: If you're a hungry bastard shop, I get it. But
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: as I was telling you before, where we're chit chatting before,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: a six year old, some stuff you just can't argue
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: with a child over he came out like he came
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: out and said it. The other day he saw like
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Christmas decorations is like now two things on the same day, again,
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: can't argue with it's led. Two things on the same
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: day were in a shop in up on the way
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: to get those, I was ordered those goats got chopping
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: and at.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Least goats Joe List least Billy goats, least goats, Tom
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: don't buy them. Yeah, you're right, you're right.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: There is a guy actually West Cork called Billy rents
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: goats and he'll rent goats to you to.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: The d Briarer area anyway.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Anyway, he asked me a question because we saw Christmas
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: decorations hanging up in like a Dun's or something.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: One of these things. It's like it was Christmas decorations, like, yep,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: what are they doing there? What are we doing here?
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: I just went back to school, I mean, and I
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: got no nothing. I'm like, hey, the shops want to
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: get them out, and cause he goes displads the.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Time for that, like Jesus Christ hard.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: In the same time, we walked into what it was,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: you know, Maria, the official Tipperary GA shop. It's the
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: front of the shop is all Tipperary gear. The rest
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: of it is lifetile sports or something some and my
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: son walked through it, picked up a couple of different
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: balls thrown back and forth to me, and then pointed
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: to him like.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, so this is more stuff.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: So there's the Ireland stuff over there, and there's a
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Tipperary stuff there. And then he looked up and he's
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: from a distance he saw a red jersey up on
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: the wall. He went, oh, monstery And I looked and
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: I went, no, it's that's not a monster jersey. That's
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: as a Liverpool soccer jersey. And again he asked, what's
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: that doing here? And there was a father over his shoulder,
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: clocked out at me, and nearly for a split second
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: he was like, tell him there's Liverpool supporters in Ireland.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: But in fairness he looked at my face and I
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: look back at him, and even he kind of went,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: kid's got a fair point.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Kids got a fair point. You come here, Tom, We
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: know the answer to this question, right, We remember when
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: and start selling Christmas shit in September? Right, Yeah, here's
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: the thing, right, you nailed there, the money, get it
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: in the shop, get it in front of people, get
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: it on people's radar. Make them terrified that they're going
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: to miss something. Yeah, if you leave it, hey, Tom,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: nobody wants to be running around the shops with a
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: week to go to Christmas. I mean people have stress
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: dreams about that.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Oh God, I gotta go. So if you can get
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: a head start and buy a bunch of shit in September,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: all the better. Or if we can put the fear
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: of God into you, like you won't have a good
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Christmas unless you start saving your money.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Now, it's do you know what? There's something deeply deeply
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: nasty about it. I think because you buy this Christmas stuff,
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: whether you get anywhere, at any time, at any speed. Now,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: it's not like nineteen eighty when We're like, there's no
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: tinsel in all of Dublin.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Well, that is the question I want to ask you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I could buy.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Fourteen miles of tinsel on the twenty third and it
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: will deliver. It would be here by the twenty fourth.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: There is no right, There is no reason other than
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: stealing and spreading the spirit and fun of Christmas all
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: the way back as far as September.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: How is that even supposed to get pumped in September? Well, Christmas,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: You're like, here, we better get the fucking decorations. You're
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: like Jesus Christ, already your curseon'swearing about.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: The joy of Christmas. That's off to a bad start.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Do you know even if you're rushing a bit a
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: week out? I mean, like, how I've got for it?
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Are you if you've left it a week out?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Two weeks out?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Here's the question I want to ask you. Right, here's
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: a question I want to ask you because I you know,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: for a segment that's called we remember when here's something
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: that I don't remember. Okay, but maybe you can help
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: me out. I don't remember when Christmas used to start,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: like when I was little, when I was like between
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: ten and fifteen before that as the blur. It's the
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: first and ever time I know that it didn't start
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: in September that much. I do know, but I can't
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: tell you when it did start. Why would they have
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: had the grace to let us get into December before
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: the hills with this?
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I think I asked my mother about it, and she
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: was She said, in the likes of queens work and
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: stuff like that, Yeah, you'd start seeing it mid November.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: That's when you'd start saying so things like, uh, it's
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: little subtle hints like jars and mincemeat, you know, for
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: the mince pies, the currents, for the road, for the Yeah, okay,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: because these are all things you could be prepping.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: They were on your they were nearly on your side.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: You can make the Christmas cake now, you can make
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: the Christmas cake in something in summer with enough liquor
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: in it. The thing it lasts out last and apocalypse.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: So there seems to be things like that she was saying.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: But so five to six weeks sounds about right, yeah,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: because you've just gotten over. I mean for what Halloween
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: was when we were children. I mean, here, here's the
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: thing I'm gonna say time, okay, and before we're going
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: for the tom You know me, the listeners know me.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I fucking love Christmas. He loves Halloween as well. Anything
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: from September on, I swear to God, I'm the happiest
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: kid alive. Okay, September into the first of January. I
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: got a smile on my face. Okay, he likes jackets, Like,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: don't take it. And I appreciate that. If I do
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: love Halloween and I do love Christmas and I want
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: to fill the house with nice things for that, you
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: gotta buy them somewhere. Shops got to get them in.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: I get it. I'm not wrong, okay, but it just
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: seems to me that everybody's so eager to get to
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Christmas because that's where all the money is, that they
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: find themselves blown straight class Halloween. Like it seems to
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: me like shops just can't fucking wait to get Halloween
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: out of the way. Like, God damn, can you move
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: this low profit Halloween ship out of my shop so
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: I can fill it with the good stuff, with the
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Christmas that I can really really make some money.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: You made a really valid point there, because Eastern Sympatrick's
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Day and Halloween really pale in comparison to how much
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: shit show.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: It is, the Big Show. But like you need to I.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Mean, I think they're missing a trick, chure, I think
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: they're missing a trick. So Halloween is Irish, as we've
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: talked about. Again, we've done quite a bit on this
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: movie set of stuff. Need previous episodes, go.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Back and have a gander.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: And the Halloween, of course, being Irish, was you know,
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: much like Valentine's Day, absolutely ramped up by the Americans
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: and turned into a thing. Because there are there there
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: are various different versions, but there's a celebration of of
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: of Druid and from pagan times and all that, all
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: that kind of stuff. But that's October, and whence they
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: are the one prior like Easter? Are we talking Easters
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: the earliest month.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you go all the way back to Easter.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking they're like, should we maybe look at
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: the Scandinavians where they have meat sama, you know, where
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: they celebrate the longest time of the year, whatever the
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: hell it is, Like, I mean, I'm willing to put
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: up a may poland buy some you know, a straw
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: hat or whatever, like if we if we want to
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: put in an extra celebration in the middle of it.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I know they tried that ship with Arthur's Day and stuff,
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: but that.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Just turned so messy because you know, we all saw
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: what they were doing there. But and they left no
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: opportunity really for retailers to sell it other than pubs
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: to flake out of ape pints.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: But I reckon we could start looking at.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: More harvest festivals and things like that, even make it
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: a national thing, because let's be honest, most for you know,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: quite and we're quite an agricultural country, whether you know,
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: urban people are not.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: One want to believe in it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: I think we should have a big fat harvesty style
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: festival team throughout the country. I got no problem with
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: that in the middle of the summer, I got no
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I got no problem with that in the world.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Then it would soften the blow over.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: They're like, hey, we just cranked out you know, we're
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: selling a load of straw hats, we're selling dunglerees. Whatever
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: you make, whatever you make the thing to be, put
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: it in the middle of the summer, and then low behold,
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: if you invented another holiday, you know what I mean,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: start selling.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Do you believe they I do believe they actually cover
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: that in some in some way shape maker form in
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: the Simpsons, like they made up Lovedy or something like that.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah it kind of crack. So
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: let's let's let's take what we have time, Okay, Like
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's a matter of time, and okay, it's
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: it's not being greedy, right yeah. Now, first of September
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: the kids go back to school or the kids will
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: be back at school. So that's done and dusted. You
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: have two things, Okay, America is Thanksgiving. They've got three
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: to worry about. Maya God go with just lads, this
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: is Ireland. We're talking about enter the universe. Right, You've
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: got Halloween, Cob the thirty fourth, that's handy, and then
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: you've Christmas December twenty fifth, all right. September two October
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: is two months, tom that's two months that should just
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: be Halloween, and even two full months of it is
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: pushing it, right.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even I was taken aback when I saw were
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: wolves in whatever shop we're.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Wanting and squealers and bottle rockets out here to be
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: at the band and the tecond of September alright, so
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: that's two months that that should be perfectly acceptable to anybody.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: And then once the thirty first of October goes, November
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: the fourth hits and then you have two months until Christmas.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: And now that seems fair to me. That seems equitable, right,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I dare say that's that's nearly twice the lead up
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: that we would have had when we were small, and
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: nobody should be unhappy about that. But it really just
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: seems that they're like, God, damn it, no Christmas deserves
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: three months of a run up, and then Halloween's just
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: kind of mixed in the middle of it there, and
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: it's kind of crossing the streams a little bit, and
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: you have like your Christmas stuff and your Halloween stuff
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: from the shop at the same time. You know, you've
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: got pumpkins and tens of roses. Been messy, Ben messy
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: for me, Tom, I.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Guy Quiz actually Quiz the guy that was stack in
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: the shelf and I went for Christmas already. He went, yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: but he's you know, and he was talking about loads
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: and those you know, Quality Street and all the sweeties.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: But they're all in tubs now.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Everything from the drumstick swishies today and they're all in
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: tubs and he's stacking this and he goes, well, yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: but trigger treaters and stuff.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, a fair enough for bollocks, it's for Christmas. He
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: was treators a handful of roses. Now, come on.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: He was giving me the kind of a this is
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: the corporate line, and I'm going to be spilt. He like,
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, because he knew full well
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: madness absolute.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: In the family.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Which and to be fair, this was in uh you know,
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: it was either Eldier Little which who I like they
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: operate typically they operate a fucking week out, and I
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: like the way they operate, like two weeks out, three
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: weeks out. That's the way they operate because they're turning
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: over stuff, and their whole middle aisle is turning over
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: so quickly. It's a new shop every every second week.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: You walk in there.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: So even he was kind of gone, this is weird
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: for us to be getting this ship up already, Like
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: this is odd for us because we have like the
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: world of of storage. We don't need to be doing
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: this ship like we could bring rock this up the
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Thurst do for what to call it? Sell it at
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: a good price and have it all gone, loaded them
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: with whatever's coming next.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Because you know, I'm no market here and like that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: But something tells me, like Tom, the money you're going
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: to spend on Christmas isn't going to magically double just
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: because the lead up to it doubles.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: They must there must be a thing like where there's yeah,
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: that's exactly. You only got a certain amount of money.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: But I think they just want to steal one and
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: leslie every fucking given day. But I wonder, are they
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: just going, you know what, even we got it in
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: an extra tenor off everybody, an extra tenor off everybody.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Half the ship, half the ship they're gonna buy will
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: break or get lost between now an actual Christmas, and
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: they'll probably replace it anyway.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: So let's sell them tenseil in September, let's sell Christmasses
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: and they'll say to themselves, I'm going to put that
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: ten of roses away for Christmas.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: And that's gone seventh night, when yeah, exactly, that's you
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. All they're looking for is that
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: extra tenor because they had that ship is you know yourself, Jerry,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: if you eat a fresh bit of chocolate that has
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: been made inside the last fucking three months. You're like,
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: that's tasty. When was the last time you ate a rose?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: You got the chocolate on? That is spot on that
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: following us on there, Yeah, made three years previous and
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: just vacuum sealed. It has zero flavor left. It's just
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: a ship inside it is where the flavors are. So
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: they don't care. They they've they're already quids in much
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like the all you can eat buffet telling me a
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: lot of these people don't wish me a merry Christmas time.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: You're right, you know, yeah, and like you know, we're
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: kind of we're kind of feeding the mid here, Like
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: there's probably people listening to this going like hmmm, I
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: remember when pod castlers didn't talk about Christmas in September.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know how our hand is kind of
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  Speaker 2: forced here a little.
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  Speaker 4: We do We do try and listen you can, you
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  Speaker 4: can We still quite literally the name is and the
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  Speaker 4: team world. We do not do the typical news or that,
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  Speaker 4: do you know what's gas about?
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  Speaker 2: You know, we try got a little bit deeper than
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  Speaker 2: than than I would have thought. I mean, long term
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  Speaker 2: listeners will I think it's a service we're providing here
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  Speaker 2: here and this particular because listeners will will know that
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  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show is not against the concept
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  Speaker 2: of communism. Every now and then we were like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: why don't we try this, Why don't we try that?
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  Speaker 2: You know what actually working? Then you look in the dictionary,
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  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, it's communism, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you know what, there's there's I genuinely want to do,
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  Speaker 4: like you know, the from all the communist countries from
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  Speaker 4: the previous times, you know, because I know a lot
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  Speaker 4: of Polish guys and memories to do the Ferray thing,
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  Speaker 4: and so I'd have to I'd have to fill out
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  Speaker 4: the form on the iPad, but I'd have to see
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  Speaker 4: your license. Everyone of these lives better was they were
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  Speaker 4: from Croatia, whether from original Yugoslavia, whether we're from Poland
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  Speaker 4: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: They all their all their photographs.
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  Speaker 4: We're all looking off I think we talked about this
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  Speaker 4: years ago, and they're all looking off to We'll say
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  Speaker 4: seven o'clock, like what to be looking directly, It'll be
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  Speaker 4: like two o'clock on.
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  Speaker 2: They're all looking away.
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  Speaker 4: To that, And I was like, are they looking to
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  Speaker 4: the east? You know they look in the Moscow.
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  Speaker 2: Like what what?
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  Speaker 4: Because you know you'd see the propaganda posters up every
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  Speaker 4: communist country.
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  Speaker 2: That's from.
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  Speaker 4: All that quarter turn and I asked the guy when
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  Speaker 4: finally I went, what are you all looking at?
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  Speaker 2: Like? Is it looking you miss Stellan or what is
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  Speaker 2: it like you? I'm like, what's the why are you
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  Speaker 2: all looking away?
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  Speaker 4: And it's because of the the ear. It is the
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  Speaker 4: same as a fingerprint.
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  Speaker 2: All are every ear.
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  Speaker 4: The scanner is the exact So you're showing your ear
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  Speaker 4: while showing your face a little bit, so your ear
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  Speaker 4: is a fingerprint. It can be scanned by a scan
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  Speaker 4: For years they've been able to do this scan your ear.
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  Speaker 4: So don't ever be robbing a house and rub your
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  Speaker 4: ear off anything, lads, because they on the seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Well, having on the subject, Tom, do you know why
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  Speaker 2: Swedish battleships have a barcode on the side? Oh god,
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  Speaker 2: I think I know it Scandinavian? Oh Jesus See we
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  Speaker 2: do tell jokes on the Tom and Jerry show every
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  Speaker 2: now and then. What else have you got on the
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  Speaker 2: subject Tom before we bust on with the end of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 4: H you just blew my mind with what you were
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  Speaker 4: just saying.
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  Speaker 2: What was the even talking about at the very end.
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  Speaker 2: What was I saying? The Russians to somebody. As much
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  Speaker 2: as I can spin a story towards anybody, can you
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  Speaker 2: can get it round to our friends in Eastern Europe. Look,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: you know what, they're efficient guys.
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  Speaker 4: I like how they operate sometimes, not all the time,
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  Speaker 4: but sometimes, but especially Reddie.
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  Speaker 2: It is one of the best movies of all time.
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  Speaker 2: I would love to see somebody, if you, if anybody
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  Speaker 2: with any good artistic people, good with AI.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to see both myself and Jerry done in
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  Speaker 4: too propaganda company, that's post post. I would love to
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  Speaker 4: see it.
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  Speaker 2: Just time is now, just to see the reaction we
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: would get from people, because you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what, you know, maybe, hey, maybe we could form
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  Speaker 4: our own country. Jerry coming, Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're going to need more than two goals, Baby,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we do.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly, I'm looking at some of the ship shows
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  Speaker 4: that are going on right now, and I think we'd
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  Speaker 4: be all right with a few sound heads on board.
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  Speaker 2: What can we say? Okay, so are we out of pocket?
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  Speaker 2: Is Christmas starting right at the very right time, or
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  Speaker 2: like you know, God, damn it, do you remember it
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  Speaker 2: not starting this nearly? Let us know in the comments,
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  Speaker 2: and particularly if you were ever a retailer back in
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: the day, or maybe your mom and dad were retailers
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: or anything like that. Are we wrong? Maybe it always
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: started in September and we just don't remember. But something
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  Speaker 2: tells me I remember writing letters to Anty two weeks
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  Speaker 2: out from Christmas, and that was seemed to be early
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  Speaker 2: at the time. So, you know, what can I tell you?
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  Speaker 2: All you can eat one.
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear people's stories, their their techniques, their techniques.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Their horror shows. Maybe you had too much to eat,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: it was all you can't eat. Let's have a listen
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: to that. Maybe it was an unenviable establishment that struck
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:19
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  Speaker 2: oh Manny. What else do we want these people to do? It?
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  Speaker 2: Right now?
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  Speaker 4: are most outspoken in avert of commas. Politicians often have
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  Speaker 4: their fears in public view, like Bob Catter and Tony
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  Speaker 4: Abbott's gay siblings.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Keep the call up to Fred's traction engine. It's great
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: to hear him in good health, good health, dear good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know that, Bob, you know what that you
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  Speaker 4: could see? Yeah, that's often the case when somebody is
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: so you know, whether it's vehemently against any sort of thing.
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  Speaker 4: It's normally as a result of not being comfortable with
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: their own, their own sofa, their own their own ranch.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, that makes perfect sense. Bob probably probably eats
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  Speaker 4: ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've probably got a bunch of goats as well.
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  Speaker 2: Not for not neither, christ Am I gonna turn the
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  Speaker 2: fucking what a thousand bossoms bloomed? Which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: do you think you have to turn? Paul? The more
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I do Bob on this, the more he's turning into
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  Speaker 2: dam Edna HALLI possums. Hi A thousand wasn's.
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  Speaker 4: Bloom But I'm not spending any more time on it
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  Speaker 4: because every month, well.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not spending any more time on this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you all very much for listening. I've been juring
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  Speaker 2: fry hell. Look, I'm Tom