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What If We Worked in Gondor? Exploring Tolkien's Realm · Systematic Geekology

• 1:10
  Foreign.
• 1:16
  Welcome
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  to
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  Systematic
• 1:17
  Ecology.
• 1:18
  This
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  is
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  a
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  what
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  if
• 1:20
  episode.
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  Welcome,
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  welcome.
• 1:23
  Today
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  we
• 1:23
  have
• 1:24
  Liz
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  and
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  we
• 1:25
  have
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  Nick
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  here
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  to
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  talk
• 1:27
  about
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  a
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  topic
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  about
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  Lord
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  of
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  the
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  Rings
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  and
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  what
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  if
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  we
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  had
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  jobs
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  in
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  Gondor?
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  So
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  this
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  should
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  be
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  fun.
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  What
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  do
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  you
• 1:38
  think,
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  guys?
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  You
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  think
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  this
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  is
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  a
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  good
• 1:39
  topic?
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  That's
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  gonna
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  stretch
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  until.
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  Until
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  we
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  can.
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  Until
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  we
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  can
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  make
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  something
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  up.
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  I
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  mean,
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  we
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  have
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  Nick,
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  who
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  is
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  the
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  Tolkien
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  head.
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  So
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  we
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  could
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  literally
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  spend
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  all
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  night
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  talking
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  about
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  what
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  if
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  in
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  Middle
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  Earth.
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  I
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  mean,
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  there's
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  literally
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  books
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  and
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  dissertations
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  written
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  on
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  the
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  like,
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  the
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  civil
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  structure
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  of
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  each
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  like,
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  of
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  Gondor
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  and
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  of
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  Rohan.
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  So
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  we
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  can
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  do
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  this.
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  We
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  can
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  do
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  this.
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  Okay,
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  great.
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  Well,
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  that's
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  good.
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  That's
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  good.
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  Yeah.
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  I
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  just
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  want
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  to
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  start
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  off
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  with
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  let's
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  do
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  the.
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  What
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  we
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  are
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  geeking
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  out
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  on.
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  We
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  can
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  do
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  that
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  real
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  quick.
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  And
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  then
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  once
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  we
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  get
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  through
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  with
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  that,
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  we'll
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  do.
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  How
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  do
• 2:24
  we
• 2:24
  get
• 2:24
  started
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  with
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  the
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  Lord
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  of
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  the
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  Rings?
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  So
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  who
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  wants
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  to
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  go
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  first?
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  I'll
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  give
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  it
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  to
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  Nick.
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  Who's
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  go
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  first?
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  Me.
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  Thanks.
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  I
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  did
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  want
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  to
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  go
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  first
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  over
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  Peng.
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  First
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  time.
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  Back
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  in
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  a
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  little
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  bit.
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  So
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  I've
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  been
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  geeking
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  out
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  on
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  Gilmore
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  Girls
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  recently.
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  Hey,
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  it's.
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  My
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  wife
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  and
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  I
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  have
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  been
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  talking
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  about
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  going
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  through
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  it
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  forever
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  and
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  we
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  finally
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  started
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  going
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  through
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  it
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  and
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  we're
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  almost
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  done
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  with
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  season
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  one,
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  so
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  no
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  spoilers
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  because
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  I
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  have
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  not
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  watched
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  any
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  of
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  it
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  ever.
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  Oh,
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  my
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  gosh.
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  And
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  then
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  you
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  get
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  to
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  watch
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  like
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  the.
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  When
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  they
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  all
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  get
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  grown
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  up.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm
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  so
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  jealous
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  you're
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  watching
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  it
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  for
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  the
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  first
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  time.
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  It.
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  I
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  was
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  surprised,
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  like,
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  I
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  was
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  anticipating
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  liking
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  it,
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  but
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  I
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  did
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  not
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  know
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  you
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  love
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  it.
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  I
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  love
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  it,
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  dude.
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  I
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  freaking
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  love
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  it.
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  It's
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  so
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  good.
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  I'm
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  going
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  to
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  just
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  randomly
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  text
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  you
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  and
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  like,
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  ask
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  where
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  you're
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  at
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  so
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  we
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  can
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  girl
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  out.
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  Please,
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  please.
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  I
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  just
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  got
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  to
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  the
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  part
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  where
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  Alex
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  Medina
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  and
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  Lorelei,
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  like,
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  reconnect
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  and
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  Rory
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  finds
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  out.
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  So
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  anyway,
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  for
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  this.
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  Wow.
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  So
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  that's.
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  That's
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  awesome.
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  Going
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  from
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  that
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  though.
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  So
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  I
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  have
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  to.
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  I
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  have
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  two
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  geeking
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  out
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  thing
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  because
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  I'm
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  known
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  for
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  romance,
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  so
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  I
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  feel
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  like
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  I
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  have
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  to
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  talk
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  about
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  the
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  latest,
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  hottest,
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  bestest,
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  if
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  you
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  will
• 3:41
  excuse
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  my
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  grammar.
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  Romance
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  anime
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  of
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  the
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  season,
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  which
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  is
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  honey
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  lemon
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  soda.
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  It
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  is
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  as
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  sweet
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  as
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  the
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  name.
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  It
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  makes
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  me
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  blush
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  like
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  a
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  little
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  anime
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  school
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  girl.
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  It
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  gives
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  all
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  the
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  swooning
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  and
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  check
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  of
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  the
• 3:55
  box.
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  And
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  there's
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  a
• 3:57
  shy
• 3:57
  girl
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  and
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  she
• 3:58
  just
• 3:58
  wants
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  to
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  come
• 3:59
  out
• 3:59
  of
• 3:59
  her
• 3:59
  show
• 3:59
  and
• 4:00
  there's
• 4:00
  a
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  Hot
• 4:00
  boy
• 4:00
  who's
• 4:01
  helping
• 4:01
  her.
• 4:02
  Wow.
• 4:02
  It's
• 4:03
  just
• 4:03
  fantastic.
• 4:04
  I'm
• 4:04
  just,
• 4:04
  I'm
• 4:04
  just
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  seeing
• 4:05
  your
• 4:05
  face
• 4:06
  but
• 4:06
  with
• 4:06
  like
• 4:06
  the,
• 4:07
  the
• 4:07
  pink
• 4:07
  cheeks
• 4:08
  with
• 4:08
  the
• 4:08
  lines
• 4:09
  or
• 4:09
  whatever.
• 4:09
  That's
• 4:10
  exactly
• 4:10
  what
• 4:10
  happens.
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  Like
• 4:11
  I'm
• 4:11
  like,
• 4:12
  there
• 4:12
  was
• 4:12
  one
• 4:12
  time
• 4:13
  the
• 4:13
  Chibi
• 4:13
  version.
• 4:14
  I'm
• 4:14
  literally
• 4:14
  watching
• 4:15
  it
• 4:15
  on
• 4:15
  my
• 4:15
  phone,
• 4:16
  episode
• 4:16
  one.
• 4:17
  And
• 4:17
  I'm
• 4:17
  laying
• 4:17
  down
• 4:18
  next
• 4:18
  to
• 4:18
  my
• 4:18
  husband
• 4:18
  and
• 4:19
  like
• 4:19
  something
• 4:19
  happens
• 4:19
  and
• 4:20
  I'm
• 4:20
  like,
• 4:20
  I
• 4:20
  had
• 4:20
  to
• 4:20
  hold
• 4:20
  his
• 4:21
  hand.
• 4:21
  I'm
• 4:21
  like,
• 4:21
  oh
• 4:21
  my
• 4:22
  gosh.
• 4:22
  And
• 4:22
  I
• 4:23
  just
• 4:23
  like
• 4:24
  now
• 4:26
  that's
• 4:26
  how
• 4:26
  like,
• 4:27
  you
• 4:27
  know,
• 4:27
  like
• 4:28
  swooning
• 4:28
  it
• 4:28
  is.
• 4:29
  It's
• 4:29
  fantastic.
• 4:31
  Epic
• 4:31
  romance.
• 4:32
  And
• 4:32
  now
• 4:32
  so
• 4:33
  I
• 4:33
  can
• 4:33
  show
• 4:33
  that
• 4:33
  I
• 4:33
  have
• 4:34
  diversity.
• 4:34
  I've
• 4:35
  been
• 4:35
  watching
• 4:36
  solo
• 4:36
  level
• 4:37
  seasoning
• 4:37
  to
• 4:38
  seasoning.
• 4:38
  Wow.
• 4:39
  Season
• 4:39
  two.
• 4:40
  So
• 4:40
  thinking
• 4:40
  out
• 4:41
  on
• 4:41
  that
• 4:41
  one
• 4:41
  because
• 4:42
  my
• 4:42
  honey
• 4:42
  lemon
• 4:43
  soda
• 4:43
  is
• 4:44
  just
• 4:44
  week.
• 4:44
  To
• 4:44
  week
• 4:45
  that
• 4:45
  Very
• 4:45
  nice,
• 4:46
  Very
• 4:46
  nice
• 4:47
  for
• 4:47
  me.
• 4:48
  I've
• 4:48
  been,
• 4:49
  I've
• 4:49
  been
• 4:50
  doing
• 4:50
  just
• 4:50
  the
• 4:51
  YouTube
• 4:51
  stuff,
• 4:52
  just
• 4:54
  whatever
• 4:54
  the
• 4:55
  doggram
• 4:55
  pushes
• 4:56
  to
• 4:56
  me
• 4:56
  and
• 4:57
  I
• 4:57
  find
• 4:57
  kind
• 4:57
  of
• 4:58
  interesting
• 4:58
  is
• 4:59
  the.
• 5:01
  Just
• 5:01
  now
• 5:02
  I
• 5:02
  found
• 5:03
  the
• 5:03
  channel
• 5:03
  where
• 5:04
  this
• 5:04
  guy
• 5:04
  puts
• 5:05
  video
• 5:05
  games
• 5:05
  into
• 5:06
  random
• 5:06
  things.
• 5:06
  Like
• 5:07
  video
• 5:07
  game
• 5:07
  consoles
• 5:07
  into
• 5:08
  random
• 5:08
  things.
• 5:08
  Like
• 5:09
  he
• 5:09
  made
• 5:10
  a
• 5:10
  apple
• 5:11
  he
• 5:11
  into
• 5:13
  video
• 5:13
  game
• 5:13
  console.
• 5:14
  And
• 5:14
  I
• 5:14
  was
• 5:14
  like,
• 5:14
  this
• 5:15
  is
• 5:15
  amazing.
• 5:15
  And
• 5:15
  he's.
• 5:16
  And
• 5:16
  he's
• 5:17
  soldering
• 5:17
  the
• 5:17
  boards
• 5:18
  into
• 5:18
  the
• 5:18
  apple
• 5:19
  and
• 5:19
  he's
• 5:20
  plugging
• 5:20
  all
• 5:20
  the
• 5:20
  things
• 5:21
  in
• 5:21
  and
• 5:21
  it
• 5:21
  freaking
• 5:22
  worked.
• 5:22
  It's
• 5:23
  a
• 5:23
  big
• 5:23
  apple.
• 5:24
  No.
• 5:25
  Oh,
• 5:26
  interesting.
• 5:26
  Yeah,
• 5:27
  I
• 5:27
  know,
• 5:27
  right?
• 5:28
  He
• 5:28
  was
• 5:28
  just.
• 5:29
  And
• 5:29
  then
• 5:30
  he.
• 5:31
  I
• 5:32
  found
• 5:32
  out
• 5:32
  that
• 5:33
  it's
• 5:33
  a
• 5:33
  spin
• 5:33
  off
• 5:33
  show
• 5:34
  from
• 5:34
  one
• 5:34
  that
• 5:34
  I
• 5:35
  was
• 5:35
  already
• 5:35
  watching.
• 5:36
  But
• 5:36
  they,
• 5:36
  but
• 5:37
  they,
• 5:37
  but
• 5:38
  they
• 5:38
  do
• 5:38
  it
• 5:38
  with,
• 5:39
  with
• 5:40
  cars.
• 5:40
  They
• 5:41
  put
• 5:41
  like
• 5:42
  for
• 5:43
  Christmas
• 5:44
  they
• 5:44
  go
• 5:45
  can
• 5:45
  this
• 5:45
  car
• 5:46
  run
• 5:46
  with.
• 5:48
  Run
• 5:48
  with.
• 5:49
  Instead
• 5:50
  of
• 5:50
  oil
• 5:51
  with,
• 5:52
  with
• 5:52
  eggnog.
• 5:53
  And
• 5:54
  they,
• 5:54
  and
• 5:54
  then
• 5:54
  they
• 5:55
  will
• 5:55
  put
• 5:55
  it
• 5:55
  in
• 5:55
  and
• 5:56
  the
• 5:57
  thing
• 5:57
  like
• 5:58
  it
• 5:59
  breaks,
• 5:59
  it
• 6:00
  explodes.
• 6:00
  But
• 6:00
  then
• 6:01
  they
• 6:01
  try
• 6:01
  to
• 6:01
  build
• 6:01
  it
• 6:02
  back
• 6:02
  and
• 6:02
  it's
• 6:02
  so
• 6:02
  fascinating
• 6:03
  that
• 6:03
  they're
• 6:04
  just
• 6:04
  doing
• 6:04
  this
• 6:04
  for
• 6:04
  fun.
• 6:05
  It's
• 6:05
  like,
• 6:05
  okay,
• 6:07
  so
• 6:08
  yeah,
• 6:08
  that's
• 6:08
  Brad.
• 6:08
  What's
• 6:09
  the
• 6:09
  YouTube
• 6:09
  ch
• 6:09
  called?
• 6:09
  Do
• 6:10
  you
• 6:10
  know
• 6:11
  it?
• 6:13
  James
• 6:13
  Channel.
• 6:14
  That's
• 6:15
  the
• 6:15
  video
• 6:15
  game
• 6:16
  one.
• 6:16
  And
• 6:16
  then
• 6:17
  the
• 6:17
  one
• 6:17
  with
• 6:17
  the
• 6:18
  car
• 6:18
  is
• 6:19
  Garbage
• 6:19
  time
• 6:20
  I
• 6:20
  think
• 6:20
  it's
• 6:20
  called.
• 6:21
  I
• 6:21
  think
• 6:21
  it's.
• 6:22
  They're
• 6:23
  all
• 6:23
  spin
• 6:23
  offs
• 6:23
  of.
• 6:24
  Of
• 6:25
  of
• 6:26
  the
• 6:26
  main
• 6:26
  channel
• 6:27
  was
• 6:27
  a
• 6:27
  dank
• 6:28
  pods
• 6:28
  where
• 6:29
  he
• 6:29
  would
• 6:29
  take
• 6:29
  old
• 6:30
  ipods
• 6:30
  and
• 6:30
  stuff
• 6:31
  like
• 6:31
  that
• 6:31
  and
• 6:31
  mod
• 6:32
  them.
• 6:32
  Yeah.
• 6:33
  So
• 6:33
  yeah,
• 6:33
  I
• 6:33
  have
• 6:33
  to
• 6:33
  check
• 6:34
  it
• 6:34
  out.
• 6:34
  That
• 6:34
  sounds.
• 6:35
  That
• 6:35
  sounds
• 6:35
  like
• 6:35
  I'd
• 6:35
  be
• 6:35
  scrolling
• 6:36
  through
• 6:36
  some
• 6:36
  shorts
• 6:37
  like
• 6:37
  for
• 6:37
  a
• 6:38
  long
• 6:38
  time.
• 6:38
  Yeah,
• 6:38
  yeah.
• 6:39
  Exactly,
• 6:40
  exactly,
• 6:40
  exactly.
• 6:41
  Good
• 6:41
  stuff,
• 6:42
  good
• 6:42
  stuff.
• 6:43
  Well,
• 6:44
  let's
• 6:44
  talk
• 6:44
  about
• 6:45
  the
• 6:46
  Lord
• 6:46
  of
• 6:46
  the
• 6:47
  Rings
• 6:47
  and
• 6:48
  this
• 6:48
  Humongous
• 6:50
  behemoth
• 6:51
  of
• 6:51
  pop
• 6:52
  culture.
• 6:53
  And
• 6:53
  how
• 6:53
  did
• 6:54
  we
• 6:54
  get
• 6:54
  started
• 6:54
  in
• 6:55
  this?
• 6:55
  Whoever
• 6:56
  wants
• 6:56
  to,
• 6:56
  go
• 6:56
  ahead.
• 6:57
  I
• 6:57
  just
• 6:57
  remember
• 6:58
  watching
• 6:58
  it
• 6:58
  in
• 6:58
  theaters
• 6:59
  and
• 7:00
  I
• 7:01
  truly,
• 7:02
  honestly
• 7:02
  believe,
• 7:03
  no
• 7:04
  lie,
• 7:04
  no
• 7:05
  cap,
• 7:05
  if
• 7:05
  you
• 7:06
  will,
• 7:07
  that
• 7:08
  Lego
• 7:09
  Legolas
• 7:09
  is
• 7:09
  my
• 7:09
  first
• 7:10
  love.
• 7:10
  For
• 7:11
  real,
• 7:11
  for
• 7:11
  real,
• 7:11
  for
• 7:12
  real,
• 7:12
  for
• 7:13
  real.
• 7:13
  Like,
• 7:14
  and
• 7:15
  that,
• 7:15
  I
• 7:15
  mean,
• 7:15
  it
• 7:15
  was
• 7:16
  just.
• 7:16
  I
• 7:16
  was
• 7:16
  hooked.
• 7:17
  Like,
• 7:17
  I
• 7:17
  cannot
• 7:18
  think
• 7:18
  of
• 7:18
  like
• 7:19
  anyone.
• 7:19
  Maybe
• 7:20
  Peter
• 7:20
  Pan,
• 7:21
  like
• 7:21
  from
• 7:21
  childhood,
• 7:22
  you
• 7:22
  know,
• 7:22
  like,
• 7:23
  he
• 7:23
  was
• 7:23
  my
• 7:23
  like
• 7:23
  childhood.
• 7:24
  Robin
• 7:24
  Williams
• 7:25
  Peter
• 7:25
  Pan?
• 7:25
  No,
• 7:25
  no,
• 7:26
  no,
• 7:26
  no.
• 7:26
  The
• 7:26
  cartoon,
• 7:27
  sir.
• 7:27
  The
• 7:27
  cartoon.
• 7:28
  Calm
• 7:28
  down.
• 7:30
  The
• 7:30
  2D
• 7:31
  Peter
• 7:31
  Pan.
• 7:32
  Okay,
• 7:33
  but
• 7:33
  like
• 7:33
  as
• 7:34
  like
• 7:34
  a
• 7:35
  pre
• 7:35
  teen
• 7:36
  type
• 7:36
  deal,
• 7:36
  like.
• 7:37
  Right,
• 7:37
  for
• 7:37
  sure.
• 7:38
  It
• 7:38
  was,
• 7:38
  it
• 7:38
  was
• 7:38
  love.
• 7:39
  Yeah,
• 7:39
  yeah.
• 7:40
  My
• 7:40
  sister
• 7:40
  had
• 7:40
  a
• 7:40
  Legol
• 7:41
  in
• 7:42
  her
• 7:42
  room.
• 7:42
  So
• 7:43
  he
• 7:43
  was
• 7:43
  just
• 7:43
  now,
• 7:44
  like.
• 7:44
  We
• 7:44
  rewatched,
• 7:45
  I
• 7:45
  think
• 7:45
  the
• 7:45
  Hobbit
• 7:46
  the
• 7:46
  other
• 7:46
  day.
• 7:46
  My
• 7:46
  husband's
• 7:47
  on
• 7:47
  a
• 7:47
  big
• 7:47
  Tolkien
• 7:48
  cake.
• 7:48
  I
• 7:48
  told
• 7:49
  you,
• 7:49
  Nick,
• 7:50
  like,
• 7:50
  literally,
• 7:51
  it's
• 7:51
  always
• 7:51
  in
• 7:51
  the
• 7:51
  background
• 7:52
  now.
• 7:53
  And
• 7:53
  so
• 7:53
  just
• 7:54
  we
• 7:54
  have
• 7:54
  to
• 7:54
  pause
• 7:55
  for
• 7:55
  Legolas
• 7:55
  just
• 7:56
  to
• 7:56
  appreciate
• 7:56
  it
• 7:56
  every
• 7:56
  time
• 7:57
  he
• 7:57
  comes
• 7:57
  home.
• 7:57
  Oh,
• 7:58
  yeah,
• 7:59
  yeah.
• 8:00
  When
• 8:00
  I,
• 8:01
  when
• 8:01
  I
• 8:01
  started
• 8:01
  dating
• 8:02
  my
• 8:02
  now
• 8:02
  wife,
• 8:03
  she
• 8:03
  told
• 8:04
  me
• 8:04
  she
• 8:04
  was
• 8:04
  a
• 8:05
  big
• 8:05
  Legolas
• 8:06
  fan.
• 8:06
  And
• 8:06
  I
• 8:06
  was
• 8:06
  like,
• 8:06
  oh,
• 8:06
  yeah,
• 8:06
  cool,
• 8:07
  me
• 8:07
  too.
• 8:07
  Yeah,
• 8:07
  he's
• 8:08
  a
• 8:08
  good
• 8:08
  looking
• 8:08
  guy.
• 8:08
  He's
• 8:09
  a
• 8:09
  great
• 8:09
  character.
• 8:09
  She's
• 8:09
  like,
• 8:09
  no,
• 8:10
  no,
• 8:10
  no,
• 8:10
  no,
• 8:11
  I
• 8:11
  love
• 8:11
  him.
• 8:12
  I
• 8:12
  was
• 8:12
  like,
• 8:14
  yeah.
• 8:14
  And
• 8:15
  then
• 8:15
  she
• 8:15
  shows
• 8:15
  me
• 8:16
  a
• 8:16
  picture
• 8:16
  of
• 8:16
  her
• 8:17
  and
• 8:17
  her
• 8:18
  roommate
• 8:19
  in
• 8:19
  college.
• 8:20
  Literally
• 8:21
  the
• 8:22
  whole.
• 8:22
  Their
• 8:23
  whole
• 8:23
  dorm
• 8:23
  room
• 8:24
  was
• 8:24
  posters
• 8:25
  of
• 8:26
  him
• 8:26
  everywhere.
• 8:27
  And
• 8:27
  two
• 8:28
  giant,
• 8:29
  two
• 8:29
  giant
• 8:29
  standees
• 8:30
  and
• 8:30
  stuff
• 8:31
  that
• 8:32
  they
• 8:32
  were
• 8:32
  hugging.
• 8:32
  I
• 8:33
  was
• 8:33
  like,
• 8:33
  oh,
• 8:33
  all
• 8:34
  righty
• 8:34
  then.
• 8:35
  Oh,
• 8:35
  let's
• 8:35
  go.
• 8:36
  He
• 8:36
  had
• 8:36
  that
• 8:36
  effect.
• 8:37
  Yeah,
• 8:37
  apparently
• 8:38
  so.
• 8:39
  Man,
• 8:39
  they
• 8:39
  were
• 8:40
  like
• 8:40
  serious
• 8:41
  fans.
• 8:41
  Serious
• 8:42
  fans.
• 8:42
  Yeah.
• 8:43
  They
• 8:43
  went
• 8:44
  to
• 8:44
  every
• 8:44
  movie
• 8:45
  theater
• 8:45
  trying
• 8:45
  to
• 8:45
  get
• 8:46
  the
• 8:46
  same
• 8:46
  poster
• 8:47
  all
• 8:48
  around
• 8:48
  Virginia.
• 8:49
  Yeah,
• 8:50
  yeah,
• 8:51
  yeah.
• 8:52
  Well,
• 8:52
  I
• 8:52
  guess
• 8:52
  I'll
• 8:52
  go
• 8:53
  next.
• 8:53
  I,
• 8:53
  you
• 8:54
  know,
• 8:54
  I
• 8:54
  think
• 8:54
  I've
• 8:54
  talked
• 8:55
  about
• 8:55
  a
• 8:55
  little
• 8:55
  bit,
• 8:55
  but
• 8:56
  my
• 8:57
  beginning
• 8:57
  started
• 8:58
  not
• 8:58
  with
• 8:59
  Orlando
• 8:59
  Bloom
• 9:00
  as
• 9:00
  Legolas,
• 9:00
  unfortunately,
• 9:01
  but
• 9:03
  my,
• 9:03
  my
• 9:03
  nana
• 9:03
  used
• 9:04
  to
• 9:04
  own
• 9:04
  a
• 9:04
  video
• 9:04
  store
• 9:05
  in
• 9:05
  the
• 9:05
  90s
• 9:05
  and
• 9:05
  she
• 9:06
  sold
• 9:06
  her.
• 9:07
  And
• 9:07
  so
• 9:07
  she
• 9:07
  had
• 9:07
  an
• 9:08
  animated
• 9:08
  vh,
• 9:09
  the
• 9:09
  animated
• 9:09
  version
• 9:10
  of
• 9:10
  the
• 9:10
  Hobbit
• 9:11
  from
• 9:11
  Rankin
• 9:11
  and
• 9:11
  Bass
• 9:12
  on
• 9:12
  vhs.
• 9:13
  Right
• 9:14
  on.
• 9:14
  And
• 9:14
  so
• 9:15
  I
• 9:15
  watched
• 9:15
  it
• 9:15
  as
• 9:15
  a
• 9:15
  kid.
• 9:16
  Had
• 9:17
  no
• 9:17
  idea
• 9:17
  that
• 9:17
  there
• 9:18
  was
• 9:18
  right
• 9:18
  over
• 9:18
  your
• 9:18
  head.
• 9:19
  Right?
• 9:20
  No
• 9:20
  doubt.
• 9:20
  Just
• 9:20
  it
• 9:21
  was
• 9:21
  a
• 9:21
  fun
• 9:21
  kids
• 9:21
  movie,
• 9:22
  the
• 9:22
  Hobbit.
• 9:23
  And
• 9:24
  then
• 9:24
  of
• 9:24
  course,
• 9:24
  the
• 9:24
  Peter
• 9:25
  Jackson
• 9:25
  movies
• 9:26
  came
• 9:26
  out
• 9:26
  and
• 9:27
  me
• 9:27
  and
• 9:27
  my
• 9:27
  family
• 9:27
  saw
• 9:28
  the
• 9:28
  Return
• 9:28
  of
• 9:28
  the
• 9:28
  King
• 9:29
  in
• 9:29
  theaters
• 9:29
  after
• 9:30
  we
• 9:30
  rented
• 9:31
  the
• 9:31
  first
• 9:32
  two
• 9:32
  movies
• 9:32
  that
• 9:33
  Blockbuster
• 9:33
  and
• 9:34
  have
• 9:34
  kind
• 9:34
  of
• 9:35
  been
• 9:35
  on
• 9:35
  the
• 9:35
  journey
• 9:35
  ever
• 9:36
  since.
• 9:36
  Right
• 9:37
  on,
• 9:37
  right
• 9:37
  on.
• 9:39
  I
• 9:39
  have
• 9:40
  a
• 9:40
  similar
• 9:40
  story.
• 9:41
  But
• 9:41
  like
• 9:42
  you
• 9:42
  said,
• 9:42
  like
• 9:45
  this
• 9:45
  was
• 9:46
  probably
• 9:46
  the
• 9:46
  late
• 9:46
  90s
• 9:47
  or
• 9:48
  the
• 9:48
  early
• 9:49
  2000s.
• 9:50
  It
• 9:51
  was
• 9:51
  before
• 9:51
  the,
• 9:53
  the.
• 9:54
  The
• 9:55
  Peter
• 9:55
  Jackson
• 9:56
  movies
• 9:56
  came
• 9:56
  out.
• 9:57
  But
• 9:57
  we
• 9:57
  had
• 9:58
  just.
• 9:59
  We
• 9:59
  were
• 9:59
  in
• 10:00
  the
• 10:00
  movie
• 10:01
  theater,
• 10:01
  we
• 10:01
  saw
• 10:01
  it
• 10:01
  as
• 10:02
  a
• 10:02
  family.
• 10:04
  We
• 10:04
  saw
• 10:04
  something
• 10:05
  else
• 10:05
  as
• 10:05
  a
• 10:05
  family.
• 10:05
  And
• 10:06
  we
• 10:06
  were
• 10:06
  walking
• 10:06
  out
• 10:07
  and
• 10:07
  there
• 10:07
  was
• 10:07
  a
• 10:08
  poster
• 10:08
  and,
• 10:09
  and.
• 10:10
  And
• 10:10
  I
• 10:10
  looked
• 10:11
  to
• 10:11
  my
• 10:11
  dad,
• 10:12
  hey,
• 10:12
  dad,
• 10:13
  what's
• 10:13
  that?
• 10:14
  And
• 10:15
  I
• 10:15
  didn't
• 10:16
  know
• 10:16
  who
• 10:16
  that
• 10:16
  was,
• 10:17
  but
• 10:17
  it
• 10:17
  was
• 10:17
  Frodo
• 10:18
  holding
• 10:19
  the
• 10:19
  ring
• 10:19
  out.
• 10:20
  And
• 10:20
  then
• 10:20
  he
• 10:20
  goes,
• 10:21
  oh,
• 10:21
  that's
• 10:21
  the
• 10:22
  Lord
• 10:22
  of
• 10:22
  the
• 10:22
  Rings.
• 10:23
  Some
• 10:23
  people
• 10:24
  are
• 10:24
  going
• 10:24
  to
• 10:24
  be
• 10:24
  really
• 10:25
  excited
• 10:25
  about
• 10:25
  this
• 10:25
  movie.
• 10:26
  I'm
• 10:26
  like,
• 10:26
  what
• 10:26
  are
• 10:26
  you
• 10:26
  talking
• 10:27
  about?
• 10:27
  He
• 10:27
  goes,
• 10:28
  well,
• 10:28
  this
• 10:29
  is
• 10:29
  a
• 10:30
  really
• 10:30
  old
• 10:30
  story.
• 10:30
  And,
• 10:31
  and,
• 10:32
  and,
• 10:33
  and
• 10:33
  like,
• 10:34
  a
• 10:34
  lot
• 10:35
  of
• 10:35
  people
• 10:35
  like
• 10:35
  it.
• 10:36
  And
• 10:37
  I
• 10:37
  was
• 10:37
  like,
• 10:37
  oh,
• 10:37
  okay,
• 10:38
  cool.
• 10:38
  And
• 10:39
  then
• 10:39
  I
• 10:39
  think
• 10:39
  it
• 10:39
  was
• 10:40
  like
• 10:40
  a
• 10:40
  year
• 10:41
  later,
• 10:41
  we
• 10:42
  go
• 10:42
  in
• 10:43
  and
• 10:43
  we
• 10:43
  see
• 10:43
  the
• 10:43
  movie
• 10:44
  and
• 10:44
  like,
• 10:45
  it's
• 10:45
  a
• 10:45
  big
• 10:45
  hit,
• 10:45
  like
• 10:46
  a
• 10:46
  huge
• 10:46
  hit.
• 10:46
  Like,
• 10:49
  I
• 10:50
  went
• 10:50
  with
• 10:50
  my
• 10:50
  cousin
• 10:51
  and
• 10:51
  with
• 10:51
  my
• 10:51
  dad
• 10:52
  and
• 10:52
  me,
• 10:53
  and
• 10:53
  I'm
• 10:53
  like,
• 10:54
  wow,
• 10:54
  I
• 10:55
  love
• 10:55
  this
• 10:55
  movie.
• 10:55
  And
• 10:56
  then
• 10:56
  when
• 10:56
  the
• 10:57
  first
• 10:57
  movie
• 10:57
  ends,
• 10:58
  I
• 10:58
  remember
• 10:58
  just
• 10:59
  being
• 10:59
  so
• 10:59
  pissed.
• 11:01
  That's
• 11:01
  it.
• 11:02
  What?
• 11:03
  And
• 11:03
  then,
• 11:04
  and
• 11:04
  then,
• 11:04
  and
• 11:04
  then,
• 11:05
  and
• 11:05
  then
• 11:05
  my
• 11:05
  dad
• 11:06
  goes,
• 11:06
  yeah,
• 11:07
  they.
• 11:08
  There's
• 11:09
  two
• 11:09
  more
• 11:09
  films,
• 11:10
  but
• 11:10
  they
• 11:10
  filmed
• 11:11
  them
• 11:11
  all
• 11:11
  already.
• 11:12
  They
• 11:12
  are
• 11:12
  just
• 11:12
  going
• 11:12
  to
• 11:13
  release
• 11:13
  them.
• 11:13
  My
• 11:14
  dad
• 11:14
  was.
• 11:14
  I
• 11:15
  didn't
• 11:15
  know,
• 11:15
  but
• 11:15
  my
• 11:15
  dad,
• 11:16
  he
• 11:16
  was
• 11:16
  into
• 11:16
  the
• 11:16
  lore
• 11:17
  and
• 11:17
  stuff.
• 11:17
  I
• 11:17
  was
• 11:17
  like,
• 11:17
  oh,
• 11:18
  wow.
• 11:18
  I
• 11:18
  had
• 11:18
  no
• 11:19
  idea.
• 11:19
  So.
• 11:20
  So
• 11:20
  my
• 11:20
  dad
• 11:21
  wasn't
• 11:21
  a
• 11:21
  big
• 11:21
  fan,
• 11:22
  but
• 11:22
  he
• 11:22
  was
• 11:23
  a
• 11:23
  fan
• 11:24
  enough
• 11:24
  to
• 11:24
  get
• 11:25
  me
• 11:26
  kind
• 11:26
  of
• 11:26
  hooked
• 11:26
  on
• 11:26
  it
• 11:27
  too.
• 11:27
  Because,
• 11:28
  Because.
• 11:29
  Because
• 11:29
  when
• 11:29
  I
• 11:30
  went
• 11:30
  to
• 11:30
  him
• 11:30
  with
• 11:30
  some
• 11:31
  questions,
• 11:31
  he
• 11:31
  goes,
• 11:32
  here's.
• 11:32
  Here's.
• 11:33
  Here's
• 11:34
  my
• 11:34
  take.
• 11:35
  But
• 11:35
  here's.
• 11:36
  Here
• 11:36
  are
• 11:36
  the
• 11:36
  books.
• 11:36
  And
• 11:37
  then
• 11:37
  we
• 11:37
  went
• 11:37
  to
• 11:37
  Barnes
• 11:38
  and
• 11:38
  Noble
• 11:38
  and
• 11:39
  I
• 11:39
  got
• 11:40
  the
• 11:40
  Fellowship
• 11:40
  of
• 11:40
  the
• 11:40
  Ring.
• 11:41
  To
• 11:42
  be
• 11:42
  honest,
• 11:42
  I
• 11:42
  couldn't
• 11:42
  finish
• 11:43
  that
• 11:43
  book,
• 11:43
  man.
• 11:44
  I
• 11:44
  couldn't
• 11:44
  finish
• 11:45
  it.
• 11:45
  I
• 11:45
  could
• 11:45
  not
• 11:45
  finish.
• 11:46
  I
• 11:46
  got
• 11:46
  probably
• 11:47
  like
• 11:47
  3/4
• 11:47
  of
• 11:47
  the
• 11:48
  way
• 11:48
  through
• 11:48
  and
• 11:48
  I
• 11:48
  was
• 11:49
  just
• 11:49
  like,
• 11:49
  oh.
• 11:50
  But
• 11:51
  I
• 11:51
  didn't
• 11:51
  want
• 11:51
  to
• 11:52
  seem
• 11:52
  dumb
• 11:52
  from
• 11:53
  my
• 11:53
  friends
• 11:55
  because.
• 11:56
  Because
• 11:57
  I
• 11:57
  don't
• 11:58
  know
• 11:58
  about
• 11:58
  you
• 11:58
  guys,
• 11:58
  but
• 11:59
  when
• 11:59
  I
• 11:59
  was
• 11:59
  in,
• 12:00
  when
• 12:00
  these
• 12:01
  movies
• 12:01
  came
• 12:01
  out,
• 12:02
  it
• 12:03
  was
• 12:03
  a
• 12:03
  cool
• 12:03
  thing.
• 12:03
  Like,
• 12:04
  you
• 12:04
  know
• 12:04
  how
• 12:04
  Christians,
• 12:05
  they
• 12:05
  show
• 12:05
  off
• 12:06
  with
• 12:06
  their
• 12:06
  Bible.
• 12:07
  A
• 12:07
  lot
• 12:07
  of
• 12:07
  these
• 12:08
  nerds
• 12:08
  and
• 12:09
  like,
• 12:10
  to
• 12:10
  me,
• 12:10
  they
• 12:10
  were
• 12:10
  nerds
• 12:11
  because
• 12:11
  I
• 12:11
  didn't
• 12:11
  know
• 12:11
  what
• 12:11
  they're
• 12:11
  fans
• 12:12
  of,
• 12:12
  but
• 12:12
  they
• 12:13
  would
• 12:13
  walk
• 12:13
  around
• 12:14
  with
• 12:14
  the
• 12:14
  big
• 12:15
  version
• 12:15
  of
• 12:15
  Lord
• 12:15
  of
• 12:15
  the
• 12:15
  Rings,
• 12:16
  like
• 12:16
  they
• 12:16
  would
• 12:17
  show
• 12:17
  it
• 12:17
  off.
• 12:18
  So,
• 12:19
  so,
• 12:20
  so
• 12:20
  I
• 12:20
  try
• 12:21
  to
• 12:21
  do
• 12:21
  it
• 12:22
  to
• 12:22
  be
• 12:22
  cool,
• 12:22
  but
• 12:23
  I
• 12:23
  couldn't
• 12:23
  finish
• 12:23
  it.
• 12:24
  So
• 12:24
  I
• 12:25
  went
• 12:25
  to
• 12:25
  the
• 12:25
  Hobbit,
• 12:26
  I
• 12:26
  finished
• 12:26
  the
• 12:27
  Hobbit.
• 12:27
  And
• 12:28
  that
• 12:29
  was
• 12:29
  good.
• 12:29
  Like,
• 12:30
  I
• 12:30
  blew
• 12:30
  through
• 12:31
  that
• 12:31
  one,
• 12:31
  but
• 12:31
  I
• 12:31
  couldn't
• 12:32
  finish
• 12:33
  the
• 12:33
  Fellowship.
• 12:33
  It
• 12:33
  was
• 12:34
  just
• 12:34
  like.
• 12:34
  We're
• 12:34
  still
• 12:35
  talking
• 12:35
  about
• 12:35
  a
• 12:35
  leaf
• 12:36
  falling
• 12:36
  off
• 12:36
  a
• 12:37
  tree.
• 12:37
  What
• 12:37
  is
• 12:37
  this?
• 12:38
  Like,
• 12:39
  I
• 12:40
  get
• 12:40
  the
• 12:40
  world
• 12:40
  building.
• 12:41
  The
• 12:41
  characters
• 12:41
  are
• 12:42
  great,
• 12:42
  but
• 12:43
  I
• 12:43
  just
• 12:43
  can't.
• 12:43
  I
• 12:43
  don't
• 12:44
  got
• 12:44
  the
• 12:44
  time
• 12:44
  for
• 12:44
  this.
• 12:46
  But
• 12:47
  the
• 12:47
  movies
• 12:48
  were
• 12:48
  huge
• 12:48
  for
• 12:49
  me.
• 12:49
  They
• 12:49
  were,
• 12:49
  like,
• 12:50
  almost
• 12:51
  as
• 12:51
  close
• 12:51
  as
• 12:52
  a
• 12:52
  Star
• 12:52
  Wars.
• 12:53
  And
• 12:53
  then
• 12:53
  we
• 12:53
  went.
• 12:55
  We
• 12:56
  went.
• 12:57
  There
• 12:57
  were
• 12:57
  Christmas
• 12:57
  release
• 12:58
  releases,
• 12:58
  right?
• 12:59
  The
• 12:59
  films.
• 13:00
  Holiday
• 13:01
  releases,
• 13:01
  for
• 13:01
  sure.
• 13:02
  Yeah.
• 13:03
  December.
• 13:04
  Okay.
• 13:05
  Because
• 13:06
  I
• 13:06
  remember
• 13:06
  when
• 13:07
  the
• 13:07
  Two
• 13:07
  Towers
• 13:08
  came
• 13:08
  out,
• 13:08
  we
• 13:09
  were
• 13:09
  on
• 13:09
  a
• 13:10
  trip
• 13:10
  here
• 13:11
  in
• 13:11
  Orlando.
• 13:13
  We
• 13:13
  lived
• 13:14
  in
• 13:14
  South
• 13:14
  Florida
• 13:15
  first.
• 13:15
  And
• 13:15
  then.
• 13:16
  But.
• 13:17
  But.
• 13:17
  But
• 13:18
  we
• 13:18
  were
• 13:18
  here,
• 13:19
  and
• 13:19
  then
• 13:19
  we
• 13:19
  were
• 13:20
  at
• 13:20
  Downtown
• 13:21
  Disney
• 13:21
  and
• 13:21
  said,
• 13:21
  why
• 13:21
  is
• 13:21
  there
• 13:21
  so
• 13:22
  many
• 13:22
  people
• 13:22
  here?
• 13:23
  And
• 13:23
  then.
• 13:24
  And
• 13:24
  then
• 13:24
  somebody
• 13:25
  goes,
• 13:25
  oh,
• 13:25
  it's
• 13:25
  the
• 13:26
  opening
• 13:26
  day
• 13:26
  of
• 13:27
  the
• 13:27
  Two
• 13:27
  Towers.
• 13:28
  I
• 13:29
  was
• 13:29
  like,
• 13:29
  oh.
• 13:30
  So
• 13:30
  my
• 13:30
  dad
• 13:30
  and
• 13:30
  I,
• 13:31
  we
• 13:31
  bought
• 13:31
  tickets
• 13:32
  immediately,
• 13:32
  and
• 13:32
  we.
• 13:33
  We
• 13:33
  squeezed
• 13:34
  in
• 13:34
  in
• 13:34
  the
• 13:35
  front
• 13:35
  of
• 13:35
  the
• 13:35
  theater.
• 13:36
  We
• 13:37
  had
• 13:37
  to
• 13:37
  look
• 13:37
  up,
• 13:38
  but
• 13:38
  it
• 13:38
  was
• 13:38
  like.
• 13:39
  Oh,
• 13:39
  yeah.
• 13:40
  And
• 13:40
  it
• 13:41
  was
• 13:41
  in
• 13:41
  that
• 13:41
  giant
• 13:42
  theater
• 13:42
  with
• 13:42
  the.
• 13:43
  It
• 13:44
  had
• 13:44
  two.
• 13:45
  Two.
• 13:45
  Two.
• 13:46
  Two
• 13:46
  separate
• 13:47
  balconies.
• 13:47
  I
• 13:48
  don't
• 13:48
  know
• 13:49
  if
• 13:49
  you've
• 13:49
  been
• 13:49
  to
• 13:49
  this
• 13:51
  theater
• 13:51
  here.
• 13:51
  It's
• 13:52
  a
• 13:52
  massive
• 13:52
  auditorium,
• 13:53
  but
• 13:54
  they
• 13:54
  were
• 13:54
  playing
• 13:54
  it
• 13:55
  there,
• 13:55
  and
• 13:55
  it
• 13:56
  was
• 13:56
  like
• 13:56
  a
• 13:57
  huge
• 13:57
  party.
• 13:57
  Like,
• 13:58
  there
• 13:58
  were
• 13:58
  people
• 13:58
  dressed
• 13:59
  up.
• 13:59
  I
• 13:59
  was
• 13:59
  like,
• 14:00
  heck,
• 14:00
  yeah.
• 14:00
  This
• 14:00
  is
• 14:00
  awesome.
• 14:02
  Yeah,
• 14:03
  yeah,
• 14:03
  yeah,
• 14:03
  yeah.
• 14:04
  So
• 14:04
  that's
• 14:04
  my
• 14:05
  story
• 14:05
  there,
• 14:06
  if
• 14:07
  I
• 14:07
  remember
• 14:07
  correctly.
• 14:08
  Yeah.
• 14:08
  Sometimes
• 14:10
  the
• 14:10
  Fellowship
• 14:11
  reading,
• 14:11
  the
• 14:11
  beginning
• 14:12
  reading,
• 14:12
  because
• 14:12
  I
• 14:13
  didn't
• 14:13
  read
• 14:13
  the
• 14:13
  books
• 14:13
  until
• 14:13
  I
• 14:14
  was
• 14:14
  in
• 14:14
  college.
• 14:15
  They're.
• 14:15
  They're
• 14:16
  tough.
• 14:16
  They're
• 14:16
  tough
• 14:16
  read.
• 14:17
  They're
• 14:17
  tough
• 14:17
  read.
• 14:18
  High
• 14:18
  school
• 14:18
  was,
• 14:18
  for
• 14:19
  me.
• 14:19
  Freshman
• 14:20
  year
• 14:20
  was
• 14:20
  when
• 14:20
  I
• 14:21
  first
• 14:21
  got
• 14:21
  into
• 14:22
  it,
• 14:22
  and
• 14:23
  I
• 14:23
  couldn't
• 14:23
  read
• 14:24
  it.
• 14:24
  I
• 14:24
  couldn't,
• 14:25
  and
• 14:25
  I
• 14:25
  never
• 14:26
  read
• 14:26
  it.
• 14:27
  I
• 14:27
  felt.
• 14:27
  So
• 14:28
  you.
• 14:29
  You
• 14:29
  didn't
• 14:30
  fall
• 14:30
  to
• 14:30
  the
• 14:30
  peer
• 14:30
  pressure.
• 14:31
  That's.
• 14:32
  Well,
• 14:32
  you.
• 14:33
  I
• 14:33
  mean,
• 14:34
  I.
• 14:34
  Not
• 14:35
  to,
• 14:35
  you
• 14:35
  know,
• 14:36
  you
• 14:36
  know,
• 14:36
  sound
• 14:37
  so
• 14:37
  young,
• 14:37
  but
• 14:37
  when
• 14:38
  I
• 14:38
  was
• 14:38
  in
• 14:38
  high
• 14:38
  school,
• 14:38
  it
• 14:38
  was
• 14:39
  Twilight.
• 14:39
  That
• 14:39
  was
• 14:40
  the
• 14:40
  book.
• 14:40
  Okay.
• 14:40
  Yeah,
• 14:41
  sure.
• 14:41
  Yeah,
• 14:42
  Yeah.
• 14:42
  A
• 14:42
  little
• 14:42
  different
• 14:43
  age,
• 14:43
  but
• 14:44
  I
• 14:44
  just
• 14:44
  never.
• 14:44
  I
• 14:45
  got.
• 14:45
  I
• 14:45
  like
• 14:45
  the
• 14:46
  movies.
• 14:46
  No
• 14:47
  desire
• 14:47
  to
• 14:47
  read
• 14:47
  the
• 14:48
  books.
• 14:48
  Like,
• 14:48
  Taylor,
• 14:49
  my
• 14:49
  husband,
• 14:49
  like,
• 14:49
  he
• 14:50
  reread
• 14:50
  all
• 14:50
  of
• 14:50
  them
• 14:51
  recently.
• 14:52
  Oh,
• 14:52
  yeah.
• 14:52
  My
• 14:53
  man.
• 14:53
  My
• 14:54
  man.
• 14:54
  It's.
• 14:54
  Y'all.
• 14:55
  Y'all
• 14:55
  love
• 14:55
  Tolkien.
• 14:56
  You
• 14:56
  guys
• 14:57
  have
• 14:57
  beards.
• 14:58
  Yellow.
• 14:58
  Just
• 14:58
  best
• 14:58
  friends.
• 14:59
  I
• 14:59
  know.
• 14:59
  Tell
• 14:59
  me
• 14:59
  how
• 14:59
  I
• 15:00
  can
• 15:00
  apply
• 15:00
  to
• 15:00
  be
• 15:00
  the
• 15:01
  trophy
• 15:01
  wife.
• 15:01
  You
• 15:01
  know
• 15:01
  what
• 15:02
  I
• 15:02
  mean?
• 15:02
  You
• 15:02
  better
• 15:02
  watch
• 15:02
  out,
• 15:04
  dude.
• 15:05
  You
• 15:05
  got
• 15:05
  to
• 15:05
  share.
• 15:06
  You
• 15:06
  got
• 15:06
  to
• 15:06
  share.
• 15:07
  I'll
• 15:07
  share
• 15:08
  my
• 15:08
  husband.
• 15:08
  I
• 15:08
  need
• 15:09
  a
• 15:09
  break.
• 15:09
  Sometimes
• 15:10
  you
• 15:11
  find
• 15:11
  a
• 15:11
  little
• 15:11
  pastry
• 15:11
  cabin.
• 15:12
  Well,
• 15:12
  so
• 15:13
  the
• 15:13
  Topic
• 15:14
  today
• 15:14
  is
• 15:15
  what
• 15:15
  if
• 15:16
  we
• 15:16
  had
• 15:16
  jobs
• 15:17
  in
• 15:18
  the
• 15:18
  land
• 15:18
  of
• 15:18
  Gondor,
• 15:19
  the
• 15:20
  city
• 15:20
  of
• 15:20
  Gondor?
• 15:22
  What
• 15:22
  is
• 15:22
  it,
• 15:23
  Nick?
• 15:24
  This
• 15:24
  is.
• 15:24
  So
• 15:25
  Gondor
• 15:25
  is
• 15:26
  a
• 15:26
  kingdom.
• 15:27
  Specifically,
• 15:28
  it
• 15:28
  is
• 15:28
  the
• 15:28
  southern
• 15:29
  kingdom
• 15:29
  of
• 15:30
  Men.
• 15:30
  And
• 15:32
  so
• 15:33
  it's
• 15:33
  the
• 15:33
  only
• 15:34
  kingdom
• 15:34
  of
• 15:34
  Men
• 15:35
  in
• 15:35
  Middle
• 15:36
  Earth,
• 15:36
  currently.
• 15:37
  Well,
• 15:38
  not
• 15:38
  the
• 15:38
  only,
• 15:38
  but.
• 15:39
  Of
• 15:39
  the
• 15:40
  Numenorean
• 15:41
  race
• 15:42
  of
• 15:42
  Men.
• 15:43
  Yeah.
• 15:44
  There
• 15:44
  used
• 15:44
  to
• 15:44
  be
• 15:45
  two
• 15:45
  kingdoms
• 15:46
  in
• 15:46
  the
• 15:46
  north.
• 15:46
  There
• 15:47
  was
• 15:47
  one
• 15:47
  called
• 15:47
  Arnor
• 15:48
  and
• 15:49
  the
• 15:49
  southern
• 15:49
  kingdom,
• 15:50
  Gondor.
• 15:50
  And
• 15:51
  there
• 15:51
  was
• 15:51
  lots
• 15:51
  of
• 15:52
  civil
• 15:52
  wars
• 15:53
  over
• 15:53
  time
• 15:53
  and
• 15:54
  eventually
• 15:54
  Gondor
• 15:55
  became.
• 15:55
  Became
• 15:55
  kind
• 15:55
  of
• 15:55
  the
• 15:56
  last
• 15:56
  place.
• 15:57
  And
• 15:57
  Minas
• 15:57
  Tirith
• 15:58
  is
• 15:59
  like
• 15:59
  the
• 15:59
  capital.
• 16:00
  Oh,
• 16:00
  is
• 16:00
  it
• 16:00
  the
• 16:00
  capital
• 16:01
  city?
• 16:01
  It's
• 16:01
  the
• 16:02
  main.
• 16:02
  Yeah.
• 16:03
  I
• 16:03
  think
• 16:03
  it's
• 16:03
  like
• 16:04
  the
• 16:04
  capital
• 16:04
  city
• 16:05
  in.
• 16:06
  In
• 16:06
  the
• 16:06
  realm
• 16:07
  of
• 16:07
  Gondor.
• 16:08
  And
• 16:08
  then
• 16:08
  Osgiliath
• 16:09
  is
• 16:09
  to
• 16:10
  the
• 16:10
  south
• 16:10
  and
• 16:11
  is.
• 16:11
  Is
• 16:11
  also
• 16:12
  an
• 16:12
  important
• 16:12
  city
• 16:13
  in
• 16:13
  Gondor.
• 16:14
  Yeah,
• 16:14
  Right
• 16:15
  on,
• 16:15
  right
• 16:15
  on.
• 16:16
  Those.
• 16:17
  Those
• 16:17
  are
• 16:17
  names
• 16:17
  that
• 16:18
  I.
• 16:20
  I
• 16:20
  do
• 16:20
  remember
• 16:20
  those
• 16:21
  names.
• 16:21
  Yeah.
• 16:22
  Cool.
• 16:23
  Cool.
• 16:23
  So,
• 16:23
  yeah,
• 16:24
  so
• 16:25
  I
• 16:26
  was
• 16:26
  thinking
• 16:26
  about
• 16:27
  it
• 16:27
  and.
• 16:28
  And
• 16:30
  I
• 16:30
  came
• 16:30
  up
• 16:30
  with
• 16:31
  a
• 16:31
  job,
• 16:31
  but
• 16:31
  it
• 16:32
  had
• 16:32
  a
• 16:33
  caveat.
• 16:34
  And
• 16:34
  the
• 16:35
  job
• 16:35
  was
• 16:38
  if.
• 16:39
  Well,
• 16:40
  I.
• 16:40
  I
• 16:41
  thought
• 16:41
  it
• 16:41
  was
• 16:41
  cool
• 16:42
  because
• 16:42
  I.
• 16:43
  I
• 16:43
  went
• 16:44
  with
• 16:44
  two
• 16:45
  with
• 16:45
  two
• 16:45
  different
• 16:46
  options.
• 16:47
  One
• 16:48
  if
• 16:48
  it's
• 16:48
  in
• 16:48
  wartime
• 16:50
  and
• 16:50
  one
• 16:50
  if
• 16:50
  it's
• 16:51
  not
• 16:51
  wartime.
• 16:51
  Because
• 16:51
  that's
• 16:52
  kind
• 16:52
  of
• 16:52
  a
• 16:52
  big
• 16:52
  deal,
• 16:53
  I
• 16:53
  think,
• 16:53
  you
• 16:53
  know.
• 16:54
  Yeah.
• 16:55
  One
• 16:56
  if
• 16:56
  it
• 16:56
  was
• 16:57
  wartime,
• 16:58
  I
• 16:58
  would
• 16:58
  love.
• 16:59
  Just
• 17:00
  more
• 17:01
  love
• 17:01
  to
• 17:01
  do
• 17:01
  it.
• 17:02
  The,
• 17:02
  the
• 17:03
  chain
• 17:03
  link.
• 17:04
  I
• 17:04
  just
• 17:04
  want
• 17:04
  to
• 17:04
  put
• 17:04
  together
• 17:05
  that
• 17:05
  chain
• 17:05
  link
• 17:06
  because
• 17:06
  those,
• 17:07
  those,
• 17:08
  those
• 17:08
  DVD
• 17:09
  special
• 17:10
  features,
• 17:11
  man,
• 17:11
  they
• 17:12
  made
• 17:12
  that
• 17:12
  look
• 17:13
  so
• 17:13
  badass.
• 17:14
  I
• 17:14
  was
• 17:14
  just
• 17:15
  like,
• 17:15
  I
• 17:15
  gotta
• 17:15
  be
• 17:15
  that
• 17:15
  guy
• 17:16
  putting
• 17:16
  together
• 17:16
  the
• 17:17
  chain
• 17:17
  link.
• 17:18
  I
• 17:18
  was
• 17:18
  like.
• 17:19
  And
• 17:19
  you,
• 17:20
  you
• 17:20
  know,
• 17:21
  like,
• 17:22
  put
• 17:22
  on
• 17:22
  some
• 17:22
  music
• 17:24
  and
• 17:24
  I'll
• 17:25
  just
• 17:26
  go
• 17:26
  to
• 17:26
  town.
• 17:27
  So.
• 17:28
  And
• 17:28
  then,
• 17:29
  and
• 17:29
  then
• 17:30
  if.
• 17:30
  And
• 17:31
  if
• 17:31
  it
• 17:31
  wasn't
• 17:32
  wartime.
• 17:34
  It's
• 17:34
  funny
• 17:35
  because
• 17:35
  of
• 17:35
  the
• 17:36
  whole
• 17:36
  trophy
• 17:37
  wife
• 17:38
  conversation.
• 17:40
  I
• 17:40
  think
• 17:40
  I
• 17:41
  would
• 17:41
  be
• 17:41
  a
• 17:41
  good
• 17:42
  stay
• 17:42
  at
• 17:42
  home,
• 17:42
  dad.
• 17:43
  You
• 17:43
  know,
• 17:44
  just
• 17:44
  here
• 17:44
  to
• 17:44
  take
• 17:44
  care
• 17:45
  of
• 17:45
  the
• 17:45
  homestead,
• 17:47
  clean
• 17:47
  up,
• 17:48
  play
• 17:48
  with
• 17:48
  the
• 17:49
  kids,
• 17:50
  stuff
• 17:50
  like
• 17:50
  that.
• 17:51
  Keep
• 17:51
  the
• 17:51
  kids
• 17:52
  alive.
• 17:53
  I
• 17:53
  could
• 17:54
  do
• 17:54
  that.
• 17:54
  Yeah.
• 17:55
  I
• 17:55
  like
• 17:55
  it.
• 17:55
  You
• 17:55
  know,
• 17:55
  and
• 17:56
  you're
• 17:56
  talking
• 17:56
  about
• 17:56
  chain
• 17:56
  link.
• 17:57
  You're
• 17:57
  talking
• 17:57
  about,
• 17:57
  like,
• 17:57
  the
• 17:57
  armor,
• 17:58
  right?
• 17:58
  Like,
• 17:58
  putting
• 17:58
  together
• 17:59
  the.
• 17:59
  Yeah,
• 17:59
  yeah.
• 18:00
  Oh,
• 18:00
  yeah,
• 18:00
  yeah,
• 18:00
  yeah.
• 18:01
  So
• 18:01
  like,
• 18:02
  you
• 18:02
  were
• 18:02
  gonna.
• 18:02
  So
• 18:03
  a
• 18:03
  blacksmith.
• 18:04
  Oh,
• 18:04
  yeah,
• 18:04
  yeah.
• 18:05
  You
• 18:05
  would
• 18:05
  be
• 18:05
  a
• 18:05
  blacksmith.
• 18:07
  Yeah.
• 18:07
  Okay.
• 18:08
  As
• 18:08
  I
• 18:09
  was
• 18:09
  wondering
• 18:09
  when
• 18:09
  he,
• 18:09
  like,
• 18:09
  put
• 18:10
  the
• 18:10
  chain
• 18:10
  together.
• 18:11
  Yeah,
• 18:11
  yeah,
• 18:11
  yeah.
• 18:12
  Sorry,
• 18:12
  sorry.
• 18:12
  Yeah,
• 18:13
  I
• 18:13
  had
• 18:13
  the
• 18:14
  visual
• 18:14
  in
• 18:14
  my
• 18:14
  head,
• 18:15
  but
• 18:15
  yeah,
• 18:16
  I'm
• 18:16
  seeing
• 18:16
  you
• 18:16
  with.
• 18:16
  Your
• 18:16
  big
• 18:17
  gloves
• 18:17
  and
• 18:17
  your
• 18:17
  big
• 18:18
  apron,
• 18:18
  you
• 18:19
  know,
• 18:19
  maybe
• 18:19
  like
• 18:19
  a
• 18:19
  beard,
• 18:20
  you.
• 18:20
  Know,
• 18:20
  slow
• 18:21
  motion
• 18:21
  with
• 18:21
  the
• 18:22
  whole
• 18:22
  fire
• 18:22
  going
• 18:22
  off.
• 18:23
  Oh,
• 18:23
  yeah.
• 18:24
  Yeah.
• 18:25
  And
• 18:25
  then
• 18:26
  with
• 18:26
  really
• 18:27
  big
• 18:27
  needle
• 18:28
  nose
• 18:28
  pliers
• 18:28
  to
• 18:29
  kind
• 18:29
  of
• 18:29
  bend
• 18:30
  the.
• 18:30
  Just
• 18:31
  with
• 18:31
  the
• 18:31
  loop
• 18:31
  in
• 18:31
  there.
• 18:32
  I
• 18:32
  do
• 18:32
  that
• 18:32
  all
• 18:33
  day.
• 18:33
  I
• 18:33
  have
• 18:34
  blacksmith
• 18:35
  before,
• 18:35
  so
• 18:36
  I
• 18:36
  was
• 18:36
  gonna
• 18:36
  choose
• 18:37
  that
• 18:37
  one
• 18:37
  too,
• 18:37
  but
• 18:37
  whatever.
• 18:38
  I'm
• 18:38
  gonna
• 18:38
  do
• 18:39
  something
• 18:39
  else
• 18:40
  considering
• 18:41
  I've
• 18:41
  actually
• 18:41
  like
• 18:42
  forged.
• 18:42
  But
• 18:43
  whatever
• 18:43
  I
• 18:44
  call
• 18:44
  clumsies.
• 18:45
  Yeah,
• 18:46
  you
• 18:46
  already.
• 18:46
  You
• 18:46
  call
• 18:47
  dibs.
• 18:47
  I'm
• 18:47
  going
• 18:47
  to
• 18:47
  choose
• 18:47
  something
• 18:48
  else
• 18:48
  now.
• 18:48
  Fine.
• 18:50
  My
• 18:50
  bad.
• 18:50
  My
• 18:50
  bad.
• 18:51
  It's
• 18:51
  fine.
• 18:51
  Wait,
• 18:52
  so
• 18:52
  what
• 18:52
  did
• 18:52
  you.
• 18:52
  What
• 18:52
  did
• 18:52
  you
• 18:53
  forge?
• 18:53
  So
• 18:54
  I
• 18:54
  work
• 18:54
  for
• 18:54
  the
• 18:55
  only
• 18:55
  college
• 18:55
  in
• 18:56
  America
• 18:56
  that
• 18:56
  you
• 18:56
  can
• 18:57
  get
• 18:57
  a
• 18:57
  four
• 18:57
  year
• 18:58
  degree
• 18:58
  and
• 18:58
  a
• 18:58
  trades
• 18:59
  degree
• 18:59
  with.
• 19:00
  And
• 19:00
  so
• 19:00
  one
• 19:00
  of
• 19:00
  our
• 19:00
  trades
• 19:01
  is
• 19:01
  blacksmith.
• 19:02
  So
• 19:02
  I'll
• 19:02
  go
• 19:03
  into
• 19:03
  the
• 19:03
  forge
• 19:03
  and
• 19:04
  play
• 19:04
  sometimes.
• 19:05
  Whoa.
• 19:06
  Yeah,
• 19:07
  go
• 19:07
  into
• 19:07
  the
• 19:07
  forge
• 19:08
  and
• 19:08
  play
• 19:09
  sometimes.
• 19:10
  I'll
• 19:10
  send
• 19:10
  you
• 19:10
  guys
• 19:10
  a
• 19:11
  video.
• 19:11
  Maybe
• 19:11
  we'll
• 19:11
  like.
• 19:12
  Well,
• 19:13
  Evan,
• 19:13
  you're
• 19:13
  mainly
• 19:14
  with
• 19:14
  the
• 19:14
  social
• 19:14
  media
• 19:15
  more
• 19:15
  than
• 19:15
  I
• 19:15
  am.
• 19:15
  Maybe
• 19:15
  we
• 19:15
  should
• 19:16
  like
• 19:16
  pick
• 19:17
  a.
• 19:17
  We'll
• 19:17
  post
• 19:18
  that
• 19:18
  on
• 19:18
  our
• 19:18
  stories.
• 19:19
  Yeah,
• 19:20
  my
• 19:20
  profession.
• 19:21
  Whenever
• 19:21
  we.
• 19:22
  Whenever
• 19:22
  we
• 19:22
  release
• 19:23
  this
• 19:23
  episode,
• 19:23
  we'll
• 19:24
  release
• 19:24
  that
• 19:24
  video.
• 19:26
  It's
• 19:26
  a
• 19:26
  lot
• 19:26
  of
• 19:26
  fun.
• 19:27
  That
• 19:27
  is
• 19:27
  awesome.
• 19:27
  I
• 19:28
  need
• 19:28
  to
• 19:28
  get
• 19:28
  you
• 19:28
  a
• 19:28
  forge
• 19:29
  master
• 19:29
  helmet
• 19:29
  from
• 19:29
  the
• 19:30
  Mandalorian.
• 19:31
  Yeah.
• 19:31
  Yes,
• 19:32
  I
• 19:33
  would
• 19:33
  wear
• 19:33
  it.
• 19:33
  Okay.
• 19:34
  I
• 19:34
  like
• 19:34
  the
• 19:34
  stay
• 19:34
  at
• 19:34
  home
• 19:35
  dad
• 19:35
  thing.
• 19:35
  I
• 19:36
  would
• 19:36
  never
• 19:36
  want
• 19:36
  to
• 19:36
  be.
• 19:36
  I
• 19:37
  could
• 19:37
  pull
• 19:37
  it
• 19:37
  off.
• 19:38
  I
• 19:38
  could
• 19:39
  protect
• 19:39
  the
• 19:39
  homestead.
• 19:40
  That's
• 19:40
  good.
• 19:41
  You
• 19:41
  probably
• 19:41
  like
• 19:41
  your
• 19:41
  kids
• 19:42
  then.
• 19:43
  Right
• 19:43
  now.
• 19:44
  Yeah,
• 19:44
  at
• 19:45
  the
• 19:45
  moment.
• 19:46
  Yeah.
• 19:47
  Yeah.
• 19:47
  Right
• 19:48
  now.
• 19:48
  Yeah.
• 19:48
  Currently.
• 19:49
  For
• 19:49
  sure.
• 19:49
  For
• 19:50
  sure.
• 19:51
  Check.
• 19:53
  Okay,
• 19:53
  let's
• 19:54
  see
• 19:54
  what
• 19:54
  would.
• 19:54
  Okay.
• 19:55
  I
• 19:55
  know
• 19:55
  my
• 19:56
  one
• 19:56
  without
• 19:57
  war.
• 19:58
  So
• 19:58
  my
• 19:59
  one
• 19:59
  without
• 19:59
  war.
• 19:59
  I
• 19:59
  would
• 20:00
  want
• 20:00
  to
• 20:00
  be
• 20:00
  the
• 20:00
  innkeeper
• 20:01
  because
• 20:01
  they
• 20:02
  have
• 20:02
  all
• 20:03
  the
• 20:03
  tea
• 20:06
  that
• 20:06
  like,
• 20:06
  you
• 20:07
  come,
• 20:07
  you
• 20:07
  go
• 20:08
  like.
• 20:08
  And
• 20:08
  I
• 20:08
  can
• 20:08
  like,
• 20:08
  you
• 20:09
  know,
• 20:09
  I
• 20:09
  can
• 20:09
  serve
• 20:09
  you
• 20:09
  food.
• 20:10
  You
• 20:10
  need
• 20:10
  a
• 20:10
  place
• 20:10
  to
• 20:11
  lay
• 20:11
  your
• 20:11
  head.
• 20:12
  Like,
• 20:12
  you
• 20:12
  need
• 20:12
  some
• 20:13
  ale.
• 20:14
  You
• 20:14
  want
• 20:14
  some
• 20:15
  information,
• 20:15
  you
• 20:15
  gotta
• 20:16
  sweeten
• 20:16
  the
• 20:16
  part.
• 20:16
  I
• 20:17
  just
• 20:17
  feel
• 20:17
  like
• 20:17
  I
• 20:17
  could
• 20:17
  be
• 20:18
  like
• 20:18
  the
• 20:18
  best
• 20:18
  innkeeper
• 20:19
  ever.
• 20:21
  Like,
• 20:22
  see
• 20:22
  some
• 20:22
  really
• 20:23
  cool
• 20:23
  fights.
• 20:24
  Yeah,
• 20:24
  right.
• 20:25
  Like,
• 20:25
  you
• 20:25
  know,
• 20:25
  but
• 20:25
  I'll
• 20:26
  be
• 20:26
  like,
• 20:26
  if
• 20:26
  a
• 20:26
  fight
• 20:27
  breaks
• 20:27
  out,
• 20:27
  I'll
• 20:27
  break
• 20:28
  it
• 20:28
  up.
• 20:28
  You
• 20:28
  know
• 20:28
  what
• 20:28
  I
• 20:28
  mean?
• 20:29
  Nice.
• 20:29
  Like
• 20:30
  I'll
• 20:30
  have
• 20:30
  like,
• 20:30
  I'll
• 20:30
  be
• 20:31
  able
• 20:31
  to
• 20:31
  defend
• 20:31
  my
• 20:31
  own
• 20:31
  shop.
• 20:32
  Now
• 20:32
  is
• 20:33
  this
• 20:33
  going
• 20:33
  to
• 20:33
  be
• 20:33
  within
• 20:33
  the
• 20:34
  walls
• 20:34
  of
• 20:34
  Minas
• 20:34
  Tirith
• 20:35
  or
• 20:35
  are
• 20:35
  you
• 20:35
  going
• 20:35
  to
• 20:35
  be
• 20:35
  like,
• 20:36
  out,
• 20:36
  you
• 20:36
  know,
• 20:37
  in
• 20:37
  the.
• 20:37
  No,
• 20:37
  I
• 20:37
  want
• 20:37
  to
• 20:37
  be
• 20:38
  out.
• 20:38
  I
• 20:38
  want
• 20:38
  to
• 20:38
  be
• 20:38
  like
• 20:38
  a.
• 20:39
  Like,
• 20:39
  so
• 20:39
  wanderers
• 20:40
  can
• 20:40
  come,
• 20:40
  you
• 20:40
  know,
• 20:41
  nice
• 20:41
  and
• 20:42
  rest.
• 20:42
  There
• 20:42
  we
• 20:43
  the
• 20:43
  Prancing
• 20:44
  Pony
• 20:44
  too.
• 20:45
  O,
• 20:46
  but
• 20:47
  better.
• 20:47
  What
• 20:48
  would
• 20:48
  your
• 20:48
  cavern
• 20:49
  be
• 20:49
  called?
• 20:49
  Come
• 20:49
  up
• 20:49
  with
• 20:49
  a
• 20:50
  name
• 20:50
  right
• 20:50
  now
• 20:50
  on
• 20:50
  the
• 20:50
  spot.
• 20:52
  Lizard
• 20:52
  Liz.
• 20:53
  I
• 20:53
  don't
• 20:53
  know.
• 20:53
  Hey,
• 20:55
  can't
• 20:55
  wait
• 20:56
  to
• 20:56
  go
• 20:56
  down
• 20:56
  into
• 20:57
  the
• 20:57
  lizard,
• 20:57
  Liz,
• 20:57
  and
• 20:58
  get
• 20:58
  a.
• 20:59
  Oh.
• 21:00
  I
• 21:00
  guess
• 21:00
  you
• 21:00
  said
• 21:00
  prancing
• 21:01
  ponies.
• 21:01
  I.
• 21:02
  Singing
• 21:02
  a
• 21:02
  little
• 21:05
  dragon's
• 21:06
  keep
• 21:06
  or
• 21:07
  something.
• 21:07
  I
• 21:07
  don't
• 21:07
  know.
• 21:08
  It
• 21:08
  sounds
• 21:09
  better.
• 21:09
  More
• 21:09
  like
• 21:09
  a
• 21:09
  guild
• 21:10
  dragon's
• 21:10
  lair.
• 21:11
  Yeah,
• 21:12
  something
• 21:12
  like
• 21:12
  that.
• 21:13
  It
• 21:13
  just
• 21:13
  sounds
• 21:13
  a
• 21:13
  lot
• 21:13
  of
• 21:14
  fun.
• 21:14
  And
• 21:14
  for
• 21:14
  war,
• 21:15
  I
• 21:15
  think
• 21:15
  I.
• 21:15
  I
• 21:16
  would
• 21:16
  have
• 21:16
  said
• 21:16
  blacksmith,
• 21:17
  but
• 21:17
  it
• 21:18
  gets
• 21:18
  really,
• 21:18
  really
• 21:18
  hot.
• 21:19
  So
• 21:20
  I
• 21:20
  want
• 21:20
  to
• 21:20
  be.
• 21:21
  I
• 21:21
  think
• 21:21
  I
• 21:21
  want
• 21:22
  to
• 21:22
  be.
• 21:22
  I
• 21:23
  think
• 21:23
  I
• 21:23
  want
• 21:23
  to
• 21:23
  be
• 21:23
  on
• 21:23
  the
• 21:23
  battlefield.
• 21:24
  If
• 21:24
  I'm
• 21:24
  not
• 21:24
  going
• 21:25
  to,
• 21:25
  like,
• 21:25
  be
• 21:25
  like
• 21:25
  on
• 21:25
  the
• 21:26
  behind
• 21:26
  the
• 21:26
  scenes.
• 21:27
  But
• 21:27
  I
• 21:27
  want
• 21:27
  to
• 21:27
  be
• 21:27
  almost
• 21:28
  like
• 21:28
  a
• 21:28
  Mary.
• 21:29
  You
• 21:29
  know
• 21:29
  what
• 21:29
  I
• 21:29
  mean?
• 21:29
  Like,
• 21:31
  he
• 21:31
  was
• 21:31
  in
• 21:31
  the
• 21:31
  battle,
• 21:32
  but
• 21:32
  he
• 21:32
  ain't
• 21:32
  do
• 21:32
  much,
• 21:33
  but
• 21:33
  he
• 21:33
  thought.
• 21:34
  He
• 21:34
  did
• 21:34
  a
• 21:34
  lot.
• 21:34
  Yes,
• 21:35
  yes.
• 21:35
  Like.
• 21:36
  Like
• 21:36
  partner.
• 21:37
  Get
• 21:37
  a
• 21:37
  partner.
• 21:37
  Ride
• 21:38
  like
• 21:38
  him.
• 21:39
  Someone
• 21:39
  does
• 21:40
  all
• 21:40
  the
• 21:40
  work.
• 21:41
  I
• 21:41
  want
• 21:41
  to
• 21:41
  be
• 21:41
  someone's
• 21:42
  like
• 21:42
  wingman
• 21:43
  in
• 21:43
  war.
• 21:43
  Like.
• 21:45
  Yeah,
• 21:46
  get
• 21:46
  him,
• 21:46
  get
• 21:46
  him,
• 21:46
  get
• 21:47
  him.
• 21:47
  He's
• 21:47
  on
• 21:47
  my
• 21:47
  tail.
• 21:49
  That's
• 21:49
  what
• 21:49
  I
• 21:49
  want
• 21:50
  to
• 21:50
  be.
• 21:50
  There
• 21:51
  you
• 21:51
  go.
• 21:51
  There
• 21:51
  you
• 21:51
  go,
• 21:52
  man.
• 21:52
  That's
• 21:53
  a
• 21:53
  good
• 21:53
  one.
• 21:53
  And
• 21:54
  you
• 21:54
  know,
• 21:54
  if
• 21:54
  you're
• 21:54
  like
• 21:54
  Mary,
• 21:55
  technically
• 21:55
  in
• 21:55
  the
• 21:55
  books,
• 21:56
  it's.
• 21:56
  Mary
• 21:57
  is
• 21:57
  the
• 21:57
  reason
• 21:57
  why
• 21:58
  the
• 21:58
  Nazgul
• 21:59
  dies.
• 21:59
  The
• 21:59
  Witch
• 22:00
  King,
• 22:00
  not
• 22:00
  Eowyn,
• 22:01
  the
• 22:01
  tag
• 22:02
  team,
• 22:02
  but
• 22:03
  Mary.
• 22:04
  Main
• 22:04
  reason,
• 22:05
  because
• 22:05
  he
• 22:05
  has
• 22:05
  a
• 22:05
  certain
• 22:06
  blade
• 22:07
  that
• 22:07
  can
• 22:07
  kill
• 22:07
  the
• 22:08
  Nazgul.
• 22:08
  But
• 22:09
  take
• 22:10
  a
• 22:10
  tag
• 22:10
  team.
• 22:10
  Yeah,
• 22:11
  yeah.
• 22:11
  But
• 22:11
  the
• 22:12
  scene
• 22:12
  in
• 22:12
  the
• 22:13
  movies
• 22:13
  is
• 22:13
  way
• 22:13
  cooler
• 22:14
  with
• 22:14
  Eowyn
• 22:15
  taking
• 22:15
  off
• 22:15
  her
• 22:15
  helmet
• 22:16
  and
• 22:16
  saying,
• 22:16
  I
• 22:16
  am
• 22:16
  no
• 22:17
  man.
• 22:17
  Iconic.
• 22:18
  Iconic.
• 22:21
  You
• 22:21
  know,
• 22:22
  there's
• 22:22
  so
• 22:22
  many.
• 22:22
  There's.
• 22:23
  There's
• 22:23
  so
• 22:23
  many
• 22:24
  cool
• 22:24
  jobs,
• 22:25
  both
• 22:25
  wartime
• 22:26
  and
• 22:26
  not
• 22:26
  wartime.
• 22:27
  And
• 22:28
  I
• 22:28
  don't
• 22:28
  know,
• 22:28
  I
• 22:29
  think.
• 22:29
  I
• 22:29
  think
• 22:29
  if
• 22:29
  it
• 22:30
  was
• 22:30
  not
• 22:30
  wartime.
• 22:31
  Oh,
• 22:31
  no,
• 22:31
  no,
• 22:31
  no.
• 22:31
  I
• 22:32
  lied.
• 22:32
  If
• 22:32
  it's
• 22:32
  wartime,
• 22:33
  I
• 22:33
  think
• 22:33
  I'd
• 22:34
  want
• 22:34
  to
• 22:34
  be
• 22:35
  like
• 22:35
  the
• 22:35
  beacons
• 22:35
  person,
• 22:37
  because.
• 22:37
  Oh,
• 22:38
  yeah.
• 22:40
  That's
• 22:40
  the
• 22:41
  person
• 22:41
  who
• 22:41
  hangs
• 22:41
  out,
• 22:42
  who's
• 22:42
  ready
• 22:43
  to
• 22:43
  like,
• 22:43
  light
• 22:43
  the
• 22:43
  beacons,
• 22:44
  you
• 22:44
  know,
• 22:44
  in
• 22:45
  case
• 22:45
  they
• 22:45
  need
• 22:45
  aid.
• 22:46
  But
• 22:47
  so
• 22:47
  I'd
• 22:48
  be
• 22:48
  chilling.
• 22:48
  You
• 22:49
  know
• 22:49
  what
• 22:49
  I
• 22:49
  mean?
• 22:50
  Like,
• 22:50
  that'd
• 22:51
  be
• 22:51
  the
• 22:51
  chillest
• 22:51
  gig
• 22:52
  ever.
• 22:52
  Because
• 22:52
  it's
• 22:52
  like
• 22:53
  this
• 22:53
  job
• 22:53
  is
• 22:53
  super
• 22:54
  important,
• 22:54
  but
• 22:55
  I'm
• 22:55
  not
• 22:55
  gonna
• 22:55
  die.
• 22:56
  And,
• 22:57
  you
• 22:57
  know,
• 22:59
  you're
• 22:59
  needed
• 23:00
  just
• 23:00
  once
• 23:00
  pretty
• 23:00
  much.
• 23:01
  Right.
• 23:02
  Just
• 23:02
  at
• 23:02
  one
• 23:03
  time,
• 23:03
  you
• 23:03
  gotta
• 23:04
  show
• 23:04
  up.
• 23:05
  Yeah.
• 23:05
  And
• 23:05
  I'm
• 23:06
  probably
• 23:06
  close
• 23:06
  enough
• 23:07
  to
• 23:07
  the
• 23:07
  castle
• 23:07
  where,
• 23:08
  like,
• 23:08
  I'm
• 23:08
  gonna
• 23:09
  be
• 23:09
  guarding
• 23:10
  the
• 23:10
  king
• 23:11
  or
• 23:11
  the
• 23:11
  steward,
• 23:12
  you
• 23:12
  know.
• 23:12
  Sweet
• 23:13
  gig.
• 23:14
  Yeah.
• 23:14
  That
• 23:14
  is
• 23:15
  pretty
• 23:15
  cool.
• 23:15
  Yeah.
• 23:16
  The
• 23:16
  guards
• 23:16
  of
• 23:16
  the
• 23:17
  Citadel.
• 23:17
  Yeah.
• 23:18
  This.
• 23:18
  The
• 23:18
  guys
• 23:19
  with
• 23:19
  the
• 23:19
  big
• 23:19
  winged
• 23:19
  helmets,
• 23:20
  they
• 23:20
  seem
• 23:20
  cool.
• 23:21
  They
• 23:21
  got
• 23:21
  a
• 23:22
  lot
• 23:22
  of.
• 23:22
  They
• 23:22
  got
• 23:22
  a
• 23:22
  lot
• 23:22
  of
• 23:22
  strict
• 23:23
  rules,
• 23:23
  so
• 23:24
  I
• 23:24
  canceled
• 23:24
  them
• 23:24
  out.
• 23:25
  Yeah.
• 23:26
  Yeah.
• 23:28
  Let's
• 23:29
  see.
• 23:29
  And
• 23:29
  then
• 23:29
  I
• 23:29
  guess
• 23:30
  in
• 23:30
  not
• 23:30
  war
• 23:31
  time,
• 23:33
  I
• 23:33
  don't
• 23:34
  know
• 23:34
  what
• 23:34
  I
• 23:34
  would
• 23:35
  do.
• 23:35
  I
• 23:36
  wasn't
• 23:36
  interested.
• 23:36
  Hang
• 23:37
  out
• 23:37
  at
• 23:37
  my
• 23:37
  tavern.
• 23:38
  That's
• 23:38
  true.
• 23:39
  Oh,
• 23:39
  maybe
• 23:40
  I'll
• 23:40
  be.
• 23:40
  Maybe
• 23:40
  I'll
• 23:41
  be
• 23:41
  a
• 23:41
  bard.
• 23:41
  You
• 23:42
  know,
• 23:42
  I'll
• 23:43
  be
• 23:43
  a
• 23:43
  bard
• 23:43
  and
• 23:44
  non
• 23:44
  wartime.
• 23:44
  I'll
• 23:44
  sing
• 23:45
  at
• 23:45
  the.
• 23:46
  The
• 23:47
  Dragon's
• 23:47
  Keep
• 23:47
  or
• 23:48
  the.
• 23:48
  The
• 23:48
  Lizard.
• 23:49
  The.
• 23:49
  The
• 23:49
  Lizard
• 23:50
  Lizard.
• 23:51
  I
• 23:51
  don't
• 23:51
  know.
• 23:53
  And
• 23:54
  I'll
• 23:54
  be
• 23:54
  like.
• 23:54
  And
• 23:55
  I'll
• 23:55
  sing
• 23:55
  like
• 23:55
  the
• 23:56
  Witcher
• 23:56
  song
• 23:57
  or
• 23:57
  whatever.
• 23:57
  Toss
• 23:58
  a
• 23:58
  coin
• 23:58
  to
• 23:59
  your
• 23:59
  witcher.
• 24:00
  Oh,
• 24:00
  yeah.
• 24:00
  Oh,
• 24:01
  yeah.
• 24:02
  Like
• 24:03
  when
• 24:03
  you
• 24:03
  need
• 24:03
  to
• 24:03
  take
• 24:03
  a
• 24:03
  break
• 24:03
  from
• 24:04
  the
• 24:04
  kids,
• 24:04
  you
• 24:04
  can
• 24:04
  come
• 24:04
  and
• 24:05
  have
• 24:05
  some
• 24:05
  ale.
• 24:06
  Evan.
• 24:06
  So.
• 24:06
  Amen.
• 24:07
  Amen.
• 24:08
  Look
• 24:09
  at
• 24:09
  that.
• 24:09
  I'm
• 24:09
  bringing
• 24:10
  my
• 24:10
  own
• 24:11
  covering.
• 24:12
  My
• 24:12
  own
• 24:13
  pint
• 24:13
  cups
• 24:13
  that
• 24:14
  I.
• 24:14
  That
• 24:14
  I
• 24:14
  forged
• 24:15
  myself.
• 24:16
  Yeah.
• 24:17
  I
• 24:17
  will
• 24:17
  keep
• 24:18
  you
• 24:18
  in
• 24:18
  business.
• 24:19
  So
• 24:19
  I
• 24:19
  would
• 24:19
  buy
• 24:19
  all
• 24:20
  my
• 24:20
  like
• 24:21
  from
• 24:22
  you.
• 24:23
  Nick
• 24:23
  will
• 24:24
  sing.
• 24:24
  Wow.
• 24:25
  I
• 24:25
  mean,
• 24:25
  we
• 24:26
  could
• 24:26
  kind
• 24:26
  of
• 24:26
  do
• 24:26
  this
• 24:26
  in
• 24:27
  real
• 24:27
  life
• 24:27
  if
• 24:27
  you
• 24:27
  think
• 24:27
  about
• 24:28
  it.
• 24:28
  We
• 24:28
  can
• 24:28
  just
• 24:28
  quit
• 24:29
  all
• 24:29
  of
• 24:29
  our
• 24:29
  job.
• 24:30
  Sure.
• 24:30
  I
• 24:30
  could
• 24:30
  do
• 24:30
  like,
• 24:30
  marketing
• 24:31
  too.
• 24:31
  Like,
• 24:32
  I'd
• 24:32
  sing.
• 24:33
  I'd
• 24:33
  make
• 24:33
  like,
• 24:33
  songs
• 24:34
  specifically
• 24:34
  about
• 24:35
  drinking
• 24:36
  at
• 24:36
  the
• 24:37
  Lizards.
• 24:37
  Liz.
• 24:38
  And
• 24:38
  then
• 24:38
  also
• 24:38
  drinking
• 24:39
  out
• 24:39
  of.
• 24:39
  Out
• 24:40
  of
• 24:40
  Evan's
• 24:40
  blacksmith
• 24:41
  cup,
• 24:41
  you
• 24:41
  know.
• 24:42
  There
• 24:42
  you
• 24:42
  go.
• 24:42
  You
• 24:43
  know,
• 24:43
  it'd
• 24:43
  just
• 24:43
  be
• 24:43
  a
• 24:44
  whole
• 24:44
  thing.
• 24:44
  Wow.
• 24:45
  I
• 24:45
  think
• 24:45
  this
• 24:45
  is
• 24:46
  really
• 24:46
  happening.
• 24:47
  All
• 24:47
  these
• 24:48
  hobbits
• 24:48
  and
• 24:48
  like
• 24:49
  kings
• 24:49
  are
• 24:49
  doing
• 24:49
  like
• 24:49
  all
• 24:50
  this
• 24:50
  virtuous
• 24:50
  heroic
• 24:51
  stuff
• 24:51
  and
• 24:52
  we're
• 24:52
  over
• 24:52
  here
• 24:52
  like,
• 24:53
  running
• 24:53
  our
• 24:53
  own
• 24:53
  little
• 24:53
  business,
• 24:54
  scamming
• 24:55
  people.
• 24:55
  Yeah,
• 24:55
  no,
• 24:56
  yeah,
• 24:56
  I'm.
• 24:57
  I'm
• 24:57
  a
• 24:57
  big
• 24:57
  fan.
• 24:57
  You
• 24:57
  know,
• 24:57
  they
• 24:58
  can
• 24:58
  just
• 24:58
  do
• 24:58
  whatever
• 24:58
  they
• 24:59
  like.
• 24:59
  I'll
• 24:59
  just
• 24:59
  be
• 25:00
  in
• 25:00
  my
• 25:00
  bubble
• 25:01
  and
• 25:01
  they'll
• 25:02
  be
• 25:02
  fine.
• 25:02
  Oh,
• 25:02
  someone
• 25:03
  died
• 25:03
  outside.
• 25:03
  As
• 25:03
  long
• 25:04
  as
• 25:04
  just
• 25:04
  when
• 25:05
  I
• 25:05
  was
• 25:05
  a
• 25:05
  teacher.
• 25:05
  I'm
• 25:05
  like,
• 25:05
  listen,
• 25:06
  y'all
• 25:06
  can
• 25:06
  fight,
• 25:07
  just
• 25:07
  not
• 25:07
  in
• 25:07
  my
• 25:07
  classroom.
• 25:08
  Wait
• 25:08
  till
• 25:08
  that
• 25:09
  bell
• 25:09
  rings.
• 25:10
  Y'all
• 25:10
  leave
• 25:11
  that
• 25:11
  door,
• 25:12
  I
• 25:12
  don't
• 25:12
  care
• 25:12
  what
• 25:12
  happens.
• 25:13
  But
• 25:13
  not
• 25:13
  in
• 25:13
  this
• 25:14
  house.
• 25:15
  Clean
• 25:15
  up.
• 25:15
  No
• 25:15
  blood.
• 25:16
  I'll
• 25:16
  have
• 25:16
  the
• 25:17
  same
• 25:17
  thing.
• 25:17
  I'm
• 25:17
  like,
• 25:17
  listen.
• 25:18
  He's
• 25:18
  like,
• 25:18
  y'all
• 25:18
  can
• 25:18
  do
• 25:18
  whatever
• 25:19
  crap
• 25:20
  y'all
• 25:20
  want
• 25:20
  to
• 25:20
  do
• 25:20
  with
• 25:20
  the
• 25:21
  kingdom
• 25:21
  over
• 25:21
  there,
• 25:21
  but
• 25:22
  in
• 25:22
  this
• 25:22
  house?
• 25:23
  No.
• 25:24
  That's
• 25:24
  so
• 25:24
  real.
• 25:25
  So
• 25:25
  real.
• 25:26
  That's
• 25:26
  awesome.
• 25:27
  That's
• 25:28
  awesome.
• 25:29
  So
• 25:29
  what
• 25:29
  kind
• 25:30
  of
• 25:30
  gander
• 25:30
  do
• 25:30
  you
• 25:31
  think?
• 25:31
  Like,
• 25:31
  so
• 25:31
  it's
• 25:32
  peaceful
• 25:32
  times.
• 25:33
  Because
• 25:34
  now
• 25:34
  is
• 25:35
  our
• 25:35
  Gandor
• 25:36
  going
• 25:36
  to
• 25:36
  be
• 25:36
  open
• 25:37
  to,
• 25:37
  like.
• 25:38
  Like,
• 25:38
  we
• 25:39
  wouldn't
• 25:39
  see
• 25:39
  elves
• 25:40
  walking
• 25:40
  around
• 25:41
  or
• 25:41
  anything
• 25:41
  like
• 25:41
  that
• 25:42
  because
• 25:42
  it's
• 25:42
  pretty,
• 25:43
  like,
• 25:43
  niche
• 25:43
  for
• 25:44
  mankind.
• 25:45
  So
• 25:45
  I'm
• 25:45
  just
• 25:45
  saying,
• 25:45
  like,
• 25:46
  Legolas
• 25:46
  isn't
• 25:46
  going
• 25:47
  to
• 25:47
  come
• 25:47
  into
• 25:47
  my
• 25:47
  bar.
• 25:48
  That's
• 25:48
  my
• 25:49
  question.
• 25:49
  And
• 25:49
  we're
• 25:50
  not
• 25:50
  going
• 25:50
  to
• 25:50
  fall
• 25:50
  in
• 25:50
  love.
• 25:51
  I
• 25:51
  just
• 25:51
  need
• 25:51
  to
• 25:51
  know.
• 25:52
  No,
• 25:52
  I
• 25:52
  mean,
• 25:53
  generally,
• 25:53
  elves
• 25:54
  have
• 25:55
  been
• 25:55
  kind
• 25:55
  of
• 25:55
  separated
• 25:56
  for
• 25:56
  hundreds
• 25:56
  of
• 25:56
  years
• 25:57
  at
• 25:57
  this
• 25:57
  point.
• 25:58
  But
• 25:59
  if
• 25:59
  you
• 25:59
  go
• 25:59
  back.
• 26:00
  Which
• 26:01
  Gondor
• 26:01
  hasn't
• 26:02
  been
• 26:02
  established.
• 26:03
  It
• 26:03
  just
• 26:03
  depends.
• 26:03
  I
• 26:03
  don't
• 26:03
  know
• 26:04
  if
• 26:04
  we're
• 26:04
  in
• 26:04
  the
• 26:04
  Third
• 26:04
  Age,
• 26:05
  which
• 26:05
  is
• 26:05
  with
• 26:06
  the
• 26:06
  Hobbit
• 26:06
  and
• 26:06
  the
• 26:07
  Lord
• 26:07
  of
• 26:07
  the
• 26:07
  Rings
• 26:07
  happen.
• 26:08
  Not
• 26:09
  a
• 26:09
  lot
• 26:09
  of
• 26:09
  interaction
• 26:10
  between
• 26:10
  men
• 26:10
  and
• 26:10
  elves,
• 26:11
  unfortunately.
• 26:12
  And
• 26:12
  after
• 26:13
  Aragorn
• 26:13
  wins
• 26:14
  the.
• 26:14
  All
• 26:14
  the
• 26:14
  elves
• 26:15
  go
• 26:15
  back
• 26:16
  to
• 26:16
  the
• 26:16
  the
• 26:17
  Undying
• 26:17
  Lands.
• 26:18
  Yeah.
• 26:19
  Fade
• 26:19
  away.
• 26:20
  Can
• 26:21
  Elves
• 26:21
  get
• 26:22
  drunk?
• 26:23
  I
• 26:24
  think
• 26:24
  people
• 26:24
  have
• 26:24
  talked
• 26:25
  about
• 26:25
  this.
• 26:25
  I.
• 26:26
  Well,
• 26:27
  yes,
• 26:27
  they
• 26:27
  can.
• 26:27
  Because
• 26:28
  in
• 26:28
  the
• 26:28
  Hobbit,
• 26:29
  the
• 26:29
  elves
• 26:29
  get
• 26:30
  drunk
• 26:30
  off
• 26:30
  of
• 26:30
  wine.
• 26:31
  And
• 26:31
  that's
• 26:31
  how.
• 26:32
  And
• 26:32
  that's
• 26:33
  how
• 26:33
  Bilbo
• 26:33
  sneaks
• 26:34
  into
• 26:34
  the
• 26:34
  barrel.
• 26:35
  Oh,
• 26:36
  yes,
• 26:36
  you're
• 26:36
  right.
• 26:39
  Oh,
• 26:39
  that's
• 26:39
  fun.
• 26:40
  All
• 26:40
  right.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:41
  Yeah,
• 26:41
  that's
• 26:42
  totally
• 26:42
  right.
• 26:42
  Yeah,
• 26:43
  that's
• 26:43
  a
• 26:44
  strong.
• 26:44
  I'm
• 26:44
  not
• 26:45
  gonna
• 26:45
  marry
• 26:45
  Legolas.
• 26:46
  I
• 26:46
  guess
• 26:46
  I'll
• 26:47
  marry
• 26:47
  someone
• 26:47
  else
• 26:48
  then.
• 26:48
  Yeah.
• 26:49
  What
• 26:49
  about.
• 26:50
  What's
• 26:50
  his
• 26:50
  name?
• 26:51
  Amir.
• 26:52
  You
• 26:52
  know,
• 26:52
  from.
• 26:53
  Which
• 26:53
  one
• 26:53
  is
• 26:53
  he
• 26:54
  again?
• 26:54
  He's
• 26:54
  the.
• 26:55
  He's
• 26:55
  the.
• 26:55
  He's
• 26:56
  Aowin's
• 26:56
  brother.
• 26:57
  The
• 26:57
  horse
• 26:57
  guy.
• 26:58
  Carl
• 26:58
  Urban.
• 26:59
  Carl
• 26:59
  Urban.
• 27:00
  Let
• 27:00
  me.
• 27:00
  Let
• 27:00
  me
• 27:00
  Google
• 27:01
  him.
• 27:01
  Spell
• 27:01
  a.
• 27:02
  Judge
• 27:02
  Dread.
• 27:03
  E
• 27:04
  O
• 27:04
  M
• 27:05
  E
• 27:05
  R.
• 27:06
  Yeah,
• 27:07
  I
• 27:07
  forgot
• 27:07
  he
• 27:07
  did
• 27:07
  Dread,
• 27:08
  too.
• 27:08
  Judge
• 27:09
  Dread.
• 27:09
  That
• 27:10
  was
• 27:10
  badass.
• 27:11
  It
• 27:11
  was
• 27:11
  a
• 27:11
  great
• 27:11
  movie.
• 27:12
  Underrated.
• 27:13
  Underrated.
• 27:15
  More
• 27:15
  than
• 27:15
  10.
• 27:16
  More
• 27:16
  than
• 27:16
  10
• 27:17
  years
• 27:18
  ago
• 27:18
  now.
• 27:18
  That
• 27:18
  movie
• 27:18
  came
• 27:19
  out.
• 27:19
  It's
• 27:19
  crazy.
• 27:19
  What
• 27:19
  was
• 27:19
  it,
• 27:20
  like
• 27:20
  14,
• 27:20
  15
• 27:21
  years
• 27:21
  ago?
• 27:21
  2010,
• 27:22
  2011?
• 27:22
  Geez.
• 27:23
  Yep.
• 27:24
  I'm
• 27:24
  like,
• 27:24
  geez
• 27:24
  Louise.
• 27:26
  Yeah,
• 27:26
  he
• 27:27
  doesn't
• 27:27
  look
• 27:27
  that
• 27:28
  attractive.
• 27:29
  Not.
• 27:29
  Not.
• 27:32
  Gotta
• 27:32
  be
• 27:32
  Legolas.
• 27:33
  It's
• 27:33
  gotta
• 27:33
  be
• 27:34
  Legolas.
• 27:34
  That's
• 27:34
  where
• 27:34
  my,
• 27:34
  like,
• 27:35
  my
• 27:35
  true
• 27:35
  heart
• 27:35
  belongs.
• 27:37
  In.
• 27:37
  In
• 27:37
  this
• 27:37
  realm.
• 27:38
  You
• 27:38
  know,
• 27:38
  obviously,
• 27:39
  my
• 27:39
  husband
• 27:39
  is
• 27:39
  my
• 27:40
  favorite
• 27:40
  3D
• 27:41
  person.
• 28:21
  What
• 28:21
  if
• 28:22
  it's.
• 28:23
  What
• 28:24
  if
• 28:24
  the
• 28:25
  elves
• 28:26
  concocted
• 28:26
  a
• 28:27
  device
• 28:27
  and
• 28:28
  instead
• 28:28
  of
• 28:28
  Legolas
• 28:30
  showing
• 28:30
  up
• 28:30
  at
• 28:30
  the
• 28:30
  bar,
• 28:32
  it's.
• 28:33
  It's.
• 28:33
  It's
• 28:34
  William
• 28:34
  from
• 28:34
  the
• 28:35
  Pirates
• 28:35
  of
• 28:35
  the
• 28:35
  Caribbean.
• 28:37
  So
• 28:37
  funny.
• 28:38
  Whenever
• 28:38
  we
• 28:39
  watch
• 28:39
  Pirates
• 28:39
  for
• 28:39
  one.
• 28:40
  And
• 28:40
  he
• 28:40
  goes,
• 28:40
  good
• 28:41
  day,
• 28:41
  Elizabeth.
• 28:42
  I
• 28:42
  make
• 28:42
  my
• 28:43
  husband
• 28:43
  rewind.
• 28:45
  I
• 28:45
  make
• 28:46
  him
• 28:46
  rewind
• 28:47
  it
• 28:47
  so
• 28:48
  I
• 28:48
  can
• 28:48
  hear
• 28:48
  him
• 28:49
  say,
• 28:49
  good
• 28:50
  day,
• 28:50
  Elizabeth.
• 28:51
  He's
• 28:51
  talking
• 28:52
  to
• 28:52
  me.
• 28:52
  He's
• 28:52
  talking
• 28:53
  to
• 28:53
  me.
• 28:53
  I
• 28:54
  am
• 28:54
  Elizabeth.
• 28:59
  My
• 28:59
  husband
• 29:00
  puts
• 29:00
  up
• 29:00
  a
• 29:01
  lot
• 29:01
  of
• 29:01
  crap
• 29:01
  with
• 29:02
  me.
• 29:03
  Dude.
• 29:04
  Insufferable.
• 29:05
  In
• 29:05
  the
• 29:05
  best
• 29:05
  way.
• 29:06
  Yeah,
• 29:06
  still,
• 29:07
  Legolas,
• 29:07
  like
• 29:07
  Overworld.
• 29:08
  Okay.
• 29:09
  I
• 29:09
  used
• 29:09
  to
• 29:09
  have
• 29:09
  that
• 29:10
  poster.
• 29:10
  It
• 29:10
  was
• 29:10
  Orlando
• 29:11
  Bloom,
• 29:11
  like,
• 29:12
  in
• 29:12
  the
• 29:12
  middle.
• 29:12
  And
• 29:12
  then
• 29:13
  Legolas
• 29:13
  is
• 29:14
  one
• 29:14
  side,
• 29:14
  and
• 29:15
  then
• 29:16
  Will
• 29:16
  Turner
• 29:16
  was
• 29:17
  on
• 29:17
  the
• 29:17
  other
• 29:17
  side.
• 29:17
  And
• 29:17
  that
• 29:17
  was
• 29:18
  supposed
• 29:18
  to
• 29:19
  own
• 29:19
  My
• 29:19
  ceilings.
• 29:20
  When
• 29:20
  I
• 29:20
  woke
• 29:20
  up,
• 29:20
  I
• 29:21
  saw
• 29:21
  all
• 29:21
  three.
• 29:23
  Dude,
• 29:23
  that's
• 29:23
  fantastic.
• 29:24
  My
• 29:25
  wife's
• 29:25
  more
• 29:25
  of
• 29:25
  the
• 29:26
  Will
• 29:26
  Turner.
• 29:27
  Will
• 29:27
  Turner
• 29:27
  camp.
• 29:28
  She's
• 29:28
  a
• 29:28
  little
• 29:29
  Turner
• 29:29
  Camp.
• 29:29
  Yeah.
• 29:30
  The
• 29:30
  ceiling
• 29:30
  on
• 29:31
  my
• 29:31
  top
• 29:31
  poster
• 29:31
  was.
• 29:32
  Was
• 29:32
  Hillary
• 29:32
  Duffy.
• 29:33
  Lizzie
• 29:33
  McGuire.
• 29:35
  Who.
• 29:36
  Because
• 29:36
  I
• 29:36
  mean
• 29:36
  we
• 29:37
  have
• 29:37
  our
• 29:37
  job,
• 29:38
  so
• 29:38
  obviously
• 29:38
  I'm
• 29:38
  talking
• 29:39
  about
• 29:39
  my
• 29:39
  family
• 29:39
  with
• 29:39
  Legolas.
• 29:40
  Who.
• 29:40
  Who
• 29:41
  are
• 29:41
  you
• 29:42
  settling
• 29:42
  down
• 29:42
  with
• 29:42
  in
• 29:43
  Gondor?
• 29:43
  Are
• 29:43
  you
• 29:43
  bringing
• 29:44
  your
• 29:45
  in
• 29:45
  real,
• 29:46
  like
• 29:46
  real
• 29:46
  life
• 29:46
  spouse
• 29:47
  with
• 29:47
  you?
• 29:48
  My
• 29:48
  husband
• 29:48
  doesn't
• 29:49
  listen
• 29:49
  to
• 29:49
  this
• 29:49
  podcast,
• 29:49
  so
• 29:50
  I
• 29:50
  can
• 29:50
  speak
• 29:50
  freely.
• 29:53
  Do
• 29:54
  they
• 29:54
  have
• 29:54
  therapists
• 29:55
  in
• 29:56
  the.
• 29:57
  In
• 29:58
  the
• 29:58
  middle
• 29:58
  Earth
• 29:59
  times?
• 30:00
  Because
• 30:01
  my
• 30:01
  wife
• 30:01
  is
• 30:02
  a
• 30:02
  therapist,
• 30:02
  so.
• 30:03
  Oh.
• 30:03
  I
• 30:03
  mean,
• 30:03
  jobs
• 30:04
  doesn't
• 30:04
  matter
• 30:05
  at
• 30:05
  this
• 30:05
  point.
• 30:06
  I'm
• 30:06
  just
• 30:07
  curious
• 30:07
  because
• 30:07
  I
• 30:08
  feel
• 30:08
  like.
• 30:08
  She
• 30:08
  would
• 30:08
  have
• 30:08
  to
• 30:08
  be
• 30:09
  the
• 30:09
  barkeep
• 30:09
  to
• 30:10
  listen
• 30:10
  to
• 30:10
  their
• 30:10
  problems.
• 30:11
  That.
• 30:12
  Or
• 30:13
  she'll
• 30:13
  be
• 30:13
  like,
• 30:15
  who
• 30:15
  was
• 30:15
  that
• 30:16
  guy?
• 30:16
  But
• 30:16
  she
• 30:17
  would
• 30:17
  be
• 30:17
  the.
• 30:18
  She
• 30:18
  would
• 30:19
  be
• 30:20
  the.
• 30:21
  She
• 30:22
  would
• 30:22
  be
• 30:22
  the.
• 30:23
  The.
• 30:23
  Like
• 30:24
  the
• 30:24
  good
• 30:24
  version
• 30:25
  of.
• 30:25
  Of
• 30:26
  the
• 30:27
  Snape
• 30:27
  guy.
• 30:28
  The.
• 30:28
  The.
• 30:29
  The
• 30:29
  guy
• 30:30
  that
• 30:30
  was
• 30:30
  the
• 30:31
  assistant
• 30:31
  to
• 30:31
  the
• 30:32
  king,
• 30:32
  but
• 30:32
  he
• 30:32
  was.
• 30:33
  Oh,
• 30:34
  like
• 30:34
  the
• 30:34
  advisor.
• 30:35
  Yeah,
• 30:36
  the
• 30:37
  worm
• 30:37
  tongue.
• 30:37
  Yes.
• 30:38
  I
• 30:38
  was
• 30:38
  thinking
• 30:38
  of.
• 30:39
  Of
• 30:39
  parcel
• 30:40
  tongue,
• 30:40
  but
• 30:40
  that's
• 30:41
  ah.
• 30:42
  Wrong.
• 30:43
  Harry
• 30:43
  Potter.
• 30:43
  Yeah.
• 30:44
  They
• 30:44
  don't
• 30:44
  ever
• 30:45
  talk
• 30:45
  about
• 30:45
  it
• 30:45
  in
• 30:45
  the
• 30:45
  movies,
• 30:46
  but
• 30:46
  in
• 30:46
  the
• 30:46
  book
• 30:46
  there's
• 30:47
  the
• 30:47
  Houses
• 30:47
  of
• 30:48
  Healing
• 30:48
  in
• 30:48
  Minas
• 30:49
  Tirith
• 30:50
  and
• 30:50
  there's
• 30:50
  a
• 30:51
  main
• 30:51
  chick
• 30:52
  who's
• 30:52
  in
• 30:52
  charge.
• 30:53
  Her
• 30:53
  name's
• 30:53
  Ioreth
• 30:54
  and
• 30:54
  she
• 30:54
  is
• 30:54
  in
• 30:54
  charge
• 30:55
  of
• 30:55
  the
• 30:55
  Houses
• 30:55
  of
• 30:56
  Healing
• 30:56
  where
• 30:57
  Eowyn
• 30:57
  and
• 30:57
  Mary
• 30:58
  and
• 30:58
  Pippin
• 30:59
  are
• 30:59
  healed.
• 31:00
  So
• 31:01
  she
• 31:01
  could
• 31:01
  be
• 31:01
  in
• 31:01
  charge
• 31:01
  of
• 31:01
  the
• 31:02
  Housing
• 31:02
  of
• 31:02
  Healing
• 31:03
  or
• 31:03
  at
• 31:03
  least
• 31:03
  be
• 31:03
  a
• 31:03
  part
• 31:03
  of
• 31:03
  it.
• 31:04
  You
• 31:04
  know
• 31:05
  about
• 31:05
  you,
• 31:06
  Nick,
• 31:06
  are
• 31:06
  you
• 31:06
  bringing
• 31:06
  your
• 31:06
  wife
• 31:07
  into
• 31:08
  Gander?
• 31:08
  Are
• 31:08
  you
• 31:09
  going
• 31:09
  to
• 31:09
  go
• 31:09
  with
• 31:09
  a
• 31:09
  character?
• 31:10
  I
• 31:10
  probably
• 31:11
  bring.
• 31:11
  I'd
• 31:11
  probably
• 31:11
  bring
• 31:12
  Kelly
• 31:12
  because,
• 31:13
  you
• 31:14
  know,
• 31:14
  Arwen
• 31:15
  is,
• 31:16
  you
• 31:16
  know,
• 31:17
  specifically
• 31:17
  Liv
• 31:18
  Tyler.
• 31:18
  Arwen
• 31:19
  is
• 31:20
  one
• 31:20
  of
• 31:20
  my
• 31:20
  true
• 31:21
  love,
• 31:21
  but
• 31:21
  she's
• 31:22
  reserved
• 31:22
  for
• 31:22
  Aragorn.
• 31:24
  And
• 31:24
  there's
• 31:24
  only
• 31:25
  three
• 31:27
  marriages
• 31:28
  between
• 31:28
  an
• 31:28
  elf
• 31:28
  and
• 31:29
  a
• 31:29
  human
• 31:30
  throughout
• 31:31
  the
• 31:31
  entire
• 31:31
  history
• 31:31
  of
• 31:31
  Middle
• 31:32
  Earth.
• 31:32
  And
• 31:33
  you
• 31:33
  know,
• 31:33
  I
• 31:34
  couldn't.
• 31:34
  I
• 31:34
  couldn't
• 31:34
  do
• 31:34
  it.
• 31:35
  I
• 31:35
  want
• 31:35
  to,
• 31:35
  but
• 31:36
  it
• 31:36
  probably.
• 31:36
  I'm
• 31:36
  too
• 31:37
  much
• 31:37
  of.
• 31:37
  I'm
• 31:37
  on
• 31:37
  the
• 31:38
  lower
• 31:38
  tier.
• 31:38
  I
• 31:38
  wouldn't
• 31:38
  make
• 31:39
  it.
• 31:39
  So
• 31:39
  I'd
• 31:39
  have
• 31:39
  to,
• 31:40
  you
• 31:40
  know,
• 31:40
  settle
• 31:41
  for
• 31:41
  Kelly
• 31:41
  or
• 31:42
  whatever.
• 31:44
  It's
• 31:44
  Kelly
• 31:45
  with
• 31:45
  the
• 31:45
  I.
• 31:46
  Kelly
• 31:46
  with
• 31:46
  the
• 31:46
  I.
• 31:48
  It's
• 31:49
  actually
• 31:49
  a
• 31:49
  Y,
• 31:49
  sir.
• 31:50
  Oh,
• 31:51
  okay.
• 31:51
  Get
• 31:51
  it
• 31:51
  right,
• 31:52
  Evan.
• 31:52
  Get
• 31:53
  my
• 31:53
  wife.
• 31:53
  I
• 31:53
  will
• 31:54
  name
• 31:54
  right.
• 31:58
  So
• 31:58
  what
• 31:58
  does
• 31:58
  your
• 31:59
  wife
• 31:59
  do
• 31:59
  in
• 32:00
  real
• 32:00
  life
• 32:00
  and
• 32:00
  how
• 32:01
  you
• 32:01
  would
• 32:01
  you,
• 32:01
  you
• 32:02
  know,
• 32:02
  translate
• 32:02
  it
• 32:02
  to
• 32:03
  Gandor?
• 32:04
  She
• 32:04
  is.
• 32:04
  She's
• 32:05
  an
• 32:05
  accountant
• 32:06
  and
• 32:06
  so
• 32:06
  I
• 32:07
  feel
• 32:07
  like
• 32:07
  she
• 32:08
  could
• 32:08
  work
• 32:08
  in
• 32:08
  the
• 32:08
  treasury.
• 32:09
  Yeah,
• 32:09
  no
• 32:09
  doubt.
• 32:10
  There
• 32:10
  you
• 32:10
  go.
• 32:11
  Yeah.
• 32:11
  Yeah,
• 32:12
  Keeper.
• 32:13
  I
• 32:13
  guess,
• 32:14
  like,
• 32:14
  my
• 32:14
  husband
• 32:14
  would
• 32:15
  have,
• 32:15
  if
• 32:15
  I
• 32:15
  did
• 32:16
  choose
• 32:16
  to
• 32:16
  bring
• 32:16
  him,
• 32:16
  which,
• 32:17
  reluctantly,
• 32:19
  since
• 32:19
  he's
• 32:20
  a
• 32:20
  worship
• 32:20
  pastor,
• 32:20
  he
• 32:21
  would
• 32:21
  just
• 32:21
  be
• 32:21
  the
• 32:21
  singer.
• 32:22
  It's
• 32:22
  pretty
• 32:23
  easy.
• 32:23
  What
• 32:24
  is
• 32:24
  that
• 32:24
  guitar?
• 32:25
  That
• 32:25
  is
• 32:26
  like.
• 32:28
  What's
• 32:28
  that?
• 32:29
  Is
• 32:29
  it
• 32:29
  delay?
• 32:30
  Yeah,
• 32:31
  but
• 32:31
  it
• 32:31
  has,
• 32:32
  like,
• 32:32
  a
• 32:33
  bend
• 32:33
  in
• 32:33
  the
• 32:33
  neck.
• 32:34
  Like,
• 32:35
  I
• 32:35
  see
• 32:36
  that
• 32:36
  sometimes
• 32:36
  in
• 32:37
  some,
• 32:37
  like,
• 32:37
  out
• 32:38
  of
• 32:38
  the.
• 32:38
  In
• 32:39
  the,
• 32:39
  like,
• 32:40
  Renaissance
• 32:41
  artwork,
• 32:41
  but
• 32:42
  sometimes
• 32:42
  I
• 32:42
  see
• 32:42
  in
• 32:42
  it
• 32:43
  in
• 32:43
  some
• 32:43
  Lord
• 32:44
  of
• 32:44
  the
• 32:44
  Rings
• 32:44
  stuff.
• 32:45
  I'm
• 32:45
  like,
• 32:45
  this
• 32:45
  is
• 32:45
  weird.
• 32:46
  That
• 32:46
  little
• 32:46
  thing
• 32:47
  that
• 32:47
  kind
• 32:47
  of
• 32:47
  bends.
• 32:48
  I'm
• 32:48
  like,
• 32:48
  how
• 32:48
  do
• 32:48
  you
• 32:48
  play
• 32:49
  that?
• 32:49
  Oh,
• 32:49
  it's.
• 32:51
  It's
• 32:51
  a
• 32:51
  loot.
• 32:52
  Oh,
• 32:53
  that's
• 32:53
  a
• 32:54
  loot.
• 32:54
  Oh,
• 32:54
  okay.
• 32:55
  Yeah.
• 32:55
  Okay.
• 32:56
  Yeah.
• 32:56
  You're
• 32:56
  talking
• 32:57
  about
• 32:57
  the
• 32:57
  thing
• 32:57
  where
• 32:57
  it
• 32:57
  goes
• 32:57
  to
• 32:58
  the
• 32:58
  top
• 32:58
  and
• 32:58
  then
• 32:58
  it
• 32:58
  bends,
• 32:59
  right?
• 32:59
  Yeah,
• 33:00
  yeah,
• 33:00
  that
• 33:00
  thing's
• 33:00
  whack.
• 33:01
  It's
• 33:01
  weird
• 33:01
  looking.
• 33:02
  What's
• 33:03
  crazy
• 33:03
  is,
• 33:03
  in
• 33:03
  Grandor,
• 33:04
  like,
• 33:04
  I'm
• 33:04
  pretty
• 33:05
  sure
• 33:05
  everything
• 33:05
  is
• 33:06
  single
• 33:07
  marriage,
• 33:07
  right?
• 33:07
  You
• 33:07
  don't
• 33:08
  see
• 33:08
  multi.
• 33:10
  No.
• 33:10
  Yeah.
• 33:11
  I
• 33:11
  don't
• 33:11
  know.
• 33:11
  Yeah.
• 33:12
  Way
• 33:12
  to
• 33:12
  go,
• 33:13
  Gandor.
• 33:13
  Yeah,
• 33:14
  everything
• 33:14
  is.
• 33:15
  Is
• 33:15
  single
• 33:15
  marriage.
• 33:16
  Yeah.
• 33:17
  The
• 33:17
  Lord
• 33:17
  of
• 33:17
  the
• 33:17
  Rings,
• 33:18
  even
• 33:18
  the
• 33:18
  elves
• 33:19
  too,
• 33:19
  then,
• 33:20
  you
• 33:20
  know.
• 33:21
  You
• 33:21
  know,
• 33:21
  what
• 33:21
  is
• 33:22
  a
• 33:22
  wedding
• 33:22
  like
• 33:22
  there?
• 33:23
  Well,
• 33:24
  they.
• 33:24
  We
• 33:24
  saw
• 33:24
  Sam's
• 33:25
  wedding,
• 33:25
  so
• 33:25
  it
• 33:25
  looked
• 33:26
  like
• 33:26
  pretty
• 33:26
  basic.
• 33:27
  Oh,
• 33:27
  that's
• 33:27
  right.
• 33:27
  Yeah,
• 33:28
  yeah,
• 33:28
  yeah.
• 33:28
  There's
• 33:29
  different
• 33:29
  ceremonies
• 33:30
  depending
• 33:30
  on
• 33:30
  which,
• 33:31
  you
• 33:31
  know,
• 33:32
  race
• 33:32
  you're
• 33:32
  a
• 33:32
  part
• 33:32
  of
• 33:33
  in
• 33:33
  Middle
• 33:33
  Earth.
• 33:34
  But
• 33:34
  yeah,
• 33:34
  like
• 33:34
  Isla's
• 33:35
  and
• 33:35
  I's.
• 33:35
  Love
• 33:36
  would
• 33:36
  be
• 33:36
  frowned
• 33:37
  upon.
• 33:37
  Yeah.
• 33:38
  We
• 33:38
  would
• 33:38
  make
• 33:38
  it
• 33:38
  work.
• 33:39
  Yeah.
• 33:40
  Well,
• 33:41
  because
• 33:41
  he's
• 33:41
  a
• 33:41
  full
• 33:41
  elf.
• 33:42
  Right.
• 33:42
  So
• 33:42
  he
• 33:42
  would
• 33:43
  have
• 33:43
  to
• 33:43
  be
• 33:44
  immortal.
• 33:44
  He
• 33:45
  couldn't
• 33:45
  choose.
• 33:45
  It's
• 33:46
  true.
• 33:47
  I'll
• 33:47
  have
• 33:47
  my
• 33:48
  fun
• 33:48
  and
• 33:48
  then
• 33:48
  I'll
• 33:48
  let
• 33:49
  him
• 33:49
  move
• 33:49
  on.
• 33:49
  Yeah.
• 33:50
  Yeah.
• 33:50
  And
• 33:51
  then
• 33:51
  I'll,
• 33:51
  like,
• 33:51
  settle
• 33:51
  down.
• 33:52
  Like,
• 33:52
  it.
• 33:52
  Maybe
• 33:52
  I
• 33:52
  like
• 33:53
  my
• 33:53
  50s
• 33:53
  with
• 33:53
  someone
• 33:54
  else.
• 33:54
  Yeah.
• 33:54
  Do
• 33:55
  you
• 33:55
  like.
• 33:55
  Yeah.
• 33:55
  Do
• 33:55
  you
• 33:55
  like
• 33:56
  the
• 33:56
  bit,
• 33:56
  like,
• 33:57
  forbidden
• 33:57
  love
• 33:58
  thing?
• 33:58
  And
• 33:58
  then.
• 33:59
  Yeah,
• 33:59
  yeah.
• 34:00
  You
• 34:00
  will
• 34:01
  write
• 34:01
  a
• 34:01
  book
• 34:01
  about
• 34:01
  it
• 34:02
  and
• 34:02
  you
• 34:02
  have
• 34:02
  Twilight
• 34:03
  in.
• 34:04
  In
• 34:04
  the
• 34:04
  Lord
• 34:04
  of
• 34:05
  the
• 34:05
  Rings.
• 34:05
  Well,
• 34:06
  wow,
• 34:07
  we're
• 34:07
  on
• 34:08
  to
• 34:08
  something
• 34:08
  here.
• 34:09
  Yeah.
• 34:09
  And
• 34:09
  then
• 34:09
  they
• 34:09
  make
• 34:10
  a
• 34:10
  movie
• 34:10
  on
• 34:10
  it,
• 34:11
  and
• 34:11
  then
• 34:11
  that
• 34:12
  has.
• 34:13
  That
• 34:13
  has
• 34:14
  vampire
• 34:15
  elves.
• 34:17
  Tolkien
• 34:18
  actually
• 34:18
  did
• 34:18
  write
• 34:19
  a
• 34:20
  little.
• 34:20
  It's
• 34:20
  not
• 34:20
  published
• 34:21
  in.
• 34:22
  It's
• 34:22
  not
• 34:22
  canon
• 34:23
  technically,
• 34:23
  but
• 34:24
  there
• 34:24
  is
• 34:24
  a
• 34:24
  girl
• 34:25
  who's
• 34:25
  in
• 34:25
  love
• 34:25
  with
• 34:25
  an
• 34:26
  elf
• 34:26
  and
• 34:26
  she
• 34:26
  tries
• 34:27
  to
• 34:27
  talk
• 34:28
  to
• 34:28
  another
• 34:28
  elf
• 34:29
  about,
• 34:29
  hey,
• 34:29
  I
• 34:30
  think
• 34:30
  we
• 34:30
  could
• 34:30
  make
• 34:31
  it
• 34:31
  work.
• 34:31
  And
• 34:31
  then
• 34:31
  he's
• 34:32
  like,
• 34:32
  nah,
• 34:32
  you
• 34:32
  can't.
• 34:33
  That's
• 34:34
  hilarious.
• 34:34
  Really?
• 34:35
  Yeah,
• 34:35
  yeah,
• 34:37
  yeah.
• 34:38
  He.
• 34:38
  He
• 34:38
  had.
• 34:38
  He
• 34:39
  had
• 34:39
  some
• 34:39
  issues
• 34:39
  with
• 34:39
  love,
• 34:39
  which
• 34:40
  he.
• 34:40
  He
• 34:40
  was
• 34:41
  married
• 34:41
  to
• 34:41
  his
• 34:41
  wife
• 34:42
  from
• 34:43
  when
• 34:43
  they
• 34:43
  were,
• 34:43
  like,
• 34:43
  in
• 34:44
  their
• 34:44
  teens,
• 34:45
  early
• 34:45
  20s,
• 34:45
  maybe
• 34:46
  21.
• 34:47
  Maybe.
• 34:48
  Arranged
• 34:48
  almost,
• 34:49
  or.
• 34:49
  No,
• 34:50
  no,
• 34:50
  it
• 34:50
  was
• 34:50
  like.
• 34:51
  It
• 34:51
  was
• 34:51
  actually
• 34:51
  kind
• 34:51
  of
• 34:52
  forbidden.
• 34:52
  Like,
• 34:53
  he.
• 34:53
  Oh.
• 34:54
  Like,
• 34:54
  they
• 34:54
  were
• 34:54
  both
• 34:55
  orphans
• 34:55
  and
• 34:55
  they
• 34:56
  were
• 34:56
  in,
• 34:56
  like,
• 34:56
  an
• 34:56
  orphan
• 34:57
  house
• 34:57
  and
• 34:58
  they
• 34:58
  were
• 34:58
  hanging
• 34:58
  out,
• 34:59
  and
• 35:00
  he
• 35:00
  was
• 35:00
  trying
• 35:00
  to
• 35:01
  get
• 35:01
  a
• 35:01
  scholarship
• 35:01
  to
• 35:02
  Oxford,
• 35:02
  and
• 35:03
  his
• 35:03
  guardian
• 35:04
  forbid
• 35:04
  him
• 35:04
  from
• 35:05
  seeing
• 35:05
  her
• 35:05
  until
• 35:06
  he
• 35:06
  was
• 35:06
  18
• 35:07
  or
• 35:07
  21
• 35:08
  or.
• 35:08
  I
• 35:08
  can't
• 35:08
  remember
• 35:09
  how
• 35:09
  old.
• 35:09
  And,
• 35:10
  like,
• 35:11
  the
• 35:11
  day
• 35:11
  of
• 35:12
  his
• 35:12
  birthday,
• 35:13
  he
• 35:13
  went
• 35:14
  out
• 35:14
  to
• 35:14
  talk
• 35:14
  to
• 35:14
  her,
• 35:15
  and
• 35:15
  she
• 35:15
  had
• 35:15
  gotten
• 35:15
  engaged,
• 35:16
  and
• 35:16
  he
• 35:16
  convinced
• 35:17
  her
• 35:17
  to
• 35:17
  break
• 35:17
  off
• 35:18
  her
• 35:18
  engagement
• 35:19
  and
• 35:19
  they
• 35:19
  got
• 35:20
  married.
• 35:21
  What
• 35:21
  a
• 35:22
  guy.
• 35:23
  Yeah.
• 35:23
  Wow.
• 35:24
  Tolkien.
• 35:27
  They
• 35:27
  should
• 35:27
  make
• 35:28
  a
• 35:28
  limited
• 35:29
  series
• 35:29
  on
• 35:29
  that.
• 35:30
  There's
• 35:30
  a
• 35:30
  mood.
• 35:31
  There's
• 35:31
  a
• 35:31
  biopic
• 35:32
  called
• 35:32
  Tolkien.
• 35:33
  So.
• 35:33
  Yeah.
• 35:34
  And
• 35:34
  they
• 35:34
  do.
• 35:35
  They
• 35:35
  focus
• 35:35
  on
• 35:35
  it.
• 35:35
  You
• 35:35
  know,
• 35:36
  he
• 35:36
  was
• 35:36
  a
• 35:36
  Rizzler,
• 35:37
  so.
• 35:37
  That'S
• 35:38
  what
• 35:38
  the
• 35:38
  kids
• 35:38
  do,
• 35:38
  right?
• 35:38
  Oh,
• 35:39
  yeah,
• 35:39
  he
• 35:39
  was
• 35:39
  me.
• 35:40
  He.
• 35:40
  He
• 35:41
  was
• 35:41
  mewing
• 35:41
  super
• 35:42
  hard.
• 35:43
  My
• 35:43
  son
• 35:43
  does.
• 35:43
  That
• 35:44
  is
• 35:44
  so
• 35:44
  funny.
• 35:45
  Stupid
• 35:47
  Gen
• 35:47
  Z
• 35:48
  language.
• 35:49
  Yeah.
• 35:50
  I
• 35:50
  was
• 35:50
  just
• 35:50
  like,
• 35:51
  what
• 35:51
  are
• 35:51
  you
• 35:51
  doing,
• 35:52
  son?
• 35:53
  He
• 35:53
  goes,
• 35:53
  I'm
• 35:53
  mewing
• 35:54
  that.
• 35:54
  I'm
• 35:54
  like,
• 35:54
  okay.
• 35:59
  The
• 35:59
  kids
• 35:59
  these
• 36:00
  days,
• 36:00
  you
• 36:00
  know,
• 36:01
  it's.
• 36:01
  Crazy,
• 36:02
  but
• 36:02
  I'm
• 36:03
  just
• 36:03
  so
• 36:03
  sad.
• 36:03
  I'm
• 36:03
  gonna,
• 36:04
  like,
• 36:04
  forget
• 36:04
  all
• 36:04
  the,
• 36:05
  I
• 36:05
  guess,
• 36:05
  trending
• 36:06
  lingo
• 36:06
  now
• 36:06
  that
• 36:06
  I'm
• 36:07
  out
• 36:07
  of
• 36:07
  education.
• 36:07
  But
• 36:08
  it
• 36:08
  is
• 36:08
  what
• 36:09
  it
• 36:09
  is.
• 36:09
  It's
• 36:09
  true.
• 36:09
  You're
• 36:09
  missing
• 36:10
  out.
• 36:10
  I'm
• 36:10
  missing
• 36:11
  so
• 36:11
  much.
• 36:13
  So
• 36:13
  much.
• 36:13
  I
• 36:14
  wonder
• 36:14
  what
• 36:14
  kind
• 36:14
  of
• 36:14
  trending
• 36:15
  lingo
• 36:15
  was
• 36:16
  in
• 36:16
  the
• 36:16
  Lord
• 36:16
  of
• 36:16
  the.
• 36:17
  In
• 36:17
  Algondor,
• 36:18
  in
• 36:18
  a
• 36:18
  place
• 36:18
  like
• 36:18
  that.
• 36:19
  Like,
• 36:20
  what
• 36:20
  is,
• 36:20
  like,
• 36:21
  the
• 36:21
  equivalent
• 36:22
  of
• 36:22
  Gen
• 36:23
  Z
• 36:23
  speak?
• 36:24
  Is
• 36:25
  there,
• 36:25
  like,
• 36:25
  a
• 36:26
  lower
• 36:26
  tier
• 36:26
  kind
• 36:27
  of
• 36:27
  language
• 36:27
  or.
• 36:29
  Yeah,
• 36:30
  I
• 36:30
  mean.
• 36:31
  The
• 36:32
  Goblins.
• 36:32
  Yeah,
• 36:33
  the
• 36:33
  Goblins.
• 36:34
  Right,
• 36:35
  right.
• 36:36
  Uneducated
• 36:37
  language.
• 36:38
  What
• 36:38
  would
• 36:38
  you
• 36:38
  think
• 36:38
  is
• 36:39
  the
• 36:39
  worst
• 36:39
  jobs
• 36:40
  in
• 36:40
  Gandor?
• 36:40
  Oh.
• 36:41
  Oh,
• 36:41
  man.
• 36:42
  Cleaning
• 36:42
  up
• 36:42
  the
• 36:42
  dead
• 36:43
  bodies.
• 36:43
  Yeah.
• 36:44
  Corpse
• 36:45
  retrieval.
• 36:45
  Yeah.
• 36:46
  Wait,
• 36:46
  which
• 36:46
  one
• 36:46
  did
• 36:46
  you
• 36:46
  say?
• 36:47
  Evan
• 36:47
  Poop
• 36:47
  Smith.
• 36:48
  Like
• 36:48
  the
• 36:49
  chambermaid.
• 36:49
  Is
• 36:50
  that
• 36:50
  a
• 36:50
  home
• 36:50
  star
• 36:51
  reference?
• 36:51
  Yes,
• 36:52
  sir.
• 36:52
  High
• 36:53
  five.
• 36:53
  High
• 36:53
  five.
• 36:53
  High
• 36:54
  five
• 36:54
  right
• 36:54
  there.
• 36:56
  Come
• 36:56
  on.
• 36:56
  The
• 36:56
  Poop
• 36:57
  Smith.
• 37:01
  Yeah.
• 37:02
  No,
• 37:02
  for
• 37:02
  real,
• 37:02
  though,
• 37:02
  that
• 37:03
  would
• 37:03
  be
• 37:03
  a
• 37:03
  horrible
• 37:04
  job.
• 37:04
  And
• 37:04
  they
• 37:05
  probably.
• 37:06
  Right,
• 37:06
  because.
• 37:07
  Did
• 37:07
  they
• 37:07
  have
• 37:07
  plumbing.
• 37:08
  I'm
• 37:08
  sorry.
• 37:09
  Stuff
• 37:10
  in
• 37:10
  my
• 37:10
  head.
• 37:10
  Because
• 37:11
  they
• 37:11
  would
• 37:11
  have
• 37:12
  to
• 37:12
  throw
• 37:12
  stuff
• 37:12
  out
• 37:13
  into
• 37:13
  the
• 37:13
  streets
• 37:13
  like
• 37:14
  they
• 37:14
  did
• 37:14
  in
• 37:14
  the
• 37:14
  colonial
• 37:15
  times.
• 37:15
  Right.
• 37:15
  Okay.
• 37:16
  I
• 37:16
  think
• 37:16
  the
• 37:16
  worst
• 37:17
  job
• 37:18
  would
• 37:18
  be,
• 37:19
  I
• 37:19
  think,
• 37:20
  if
• 37:21
  you
• 37:21
  had
• 37:21
  to
• 37:21
  serve
• 37:22
  a
• 37:22
  really
• 37:22
  abusive
• 37:23
  household,
• 37:24
  because.
• 37:25
  You
• 37:25
  know
• 37:25
  what
• 37:25
  I
• 37:25
  mean?
• 37:26
  Because,
• 37:26
  like,
• 37:26
  if
• 37:26
  you
• 37:26
  had
• 37:26
  to,
• 37:27
  like,
• 37:27
  remove
• 37:27
  bodies
• 37:28
  or
• 37:28
  something,
• 37:28
  at
• 37:28
  least,
• 37:28
  like,
• 37:29
  you
• 37:29
  can
• 37:29
  kind
• 37:29
  of,
• 37:29
  like,
• 37:29
  put
• 37:30
  your
• 37:30
  head
• 37:30
  to
• 37:30
  the
• 37:30
  ground
• 37:30
  and,
• 37:30
  like,
• 37:31
  just
• 37:31
  get
• 37:31
  it
• 37:31
  done.
• 37:32
  I
• 37:32
  need
• 37:32
  more
• 37:32
  grapes.
• 37:33
  We
• 37:33
  ain't
• 37:33
  got
• 37:33
  no
• 37:33
  Grapes.
• 37:34
  Right.
• 37:34
  Like,
• 37:34
  yeah.
• 37:35
  Being,
• 37:35
  like,
• 37:35
  having
• 37:36
  to
• 37:36
  serve
• 37:36
  an
• 37:36
  abusive
• 37:37
  mistress.
• 37:37
  Oh,
• 37:38
  my
• 37:38
  goodness.
• 37:38
  The
• 37:39
  worst.
• 37:39
  Like,
• 37:39
  physically
• 37:40
  and
• 37:40
  mentally,
• 37:41
  like,
• 37:41
  80.
• 37:41
  Like
• 37:42
  a.
• 37:42
  Hey,
• 37:43
  like
• 37:43
  Cinderella.
• 37:44
  Evil
• 37:45
  stepmother.
• 37:45
  Yes,
• 37:45
  exactly.
• 37:46
  Yeah,
• 37:46
  that
• 37:47
  would.
• 37:47
  No,
• 37:47
  thank
• 37:48
  you.
• 37:48
  You'd
• 37:49
  have
• 37:49
  to
• 37:49
  be
• 37:49
  there
• 37:49
  like
• 37:49
  Pippin,
• 37:50
  watching
• 37:50
  your
• 37:50
  master,
• 37:51
  eating
• 37:52
  to
• 37:52
  cherry
• 37:53
  tomatoes
• 37:53
  and
• 37:54
  chicken,
• 37:55
  you
• 37:55
  know?
• 37:55
  Yeah.
• 37:55
  And
• 37:55
  then,
• 37:56
  like,
• 37:56
  spend
• 37:56
  the
• 37:56
  whole
• 37:56
  day
• 37:57
  trying
• 37:57
  to
• 37:57
  find.
• 37:58
  Yeah,
• 37:58
  I
• 37:58
  would
• 37:59
  probably.
• 37:59
  I
• 38:00
  would
• 38:00
  rather
• 38:00
  be
• 38:00
  homeless.
• 38:02
  Yeah,
• 38:02
  that's
• 38:03
  fair.
• 38:03
  I
• 38:03
  would
• 38:04
  just
• 38:04
  be,
• 38:04
  like,
• 38:04
  chilling
• 38:04
  on
• 38:04
  the
• 38:05
  streets,
• 38:05
  begging.
• 38:06
  I
• 38:06
  can't
• 38:07
  take
• 38:07
  it
• 38:07
  anymore.
• 38:07
  I
• 38:07
  mean,
• 38:07
  it
• 38:08
  is
• 38:08
  minister.
• 38:08
  That's
• 38:09
  the
• 38:09
  capital.
• 38:09
  You're
• 38:09
  pro.
• 38:10
  It's
• 38:10
  like,
• 38:10
  probably
• 38:10
  being
• 38:11
  homeless
• 38:11
  in,
• 38:11
  like,
• 38:11
  la.
• 38:12
  You
• 38:12
  know,
• 38:13
  it's
• 38:13
  like
• 38:13
  a
• 38:13
  nice.
• 38:14
  Yeah,
• 38:15
  I'll
• 38:15
  find
• 38:15
  me
• 38:15
  a
• 38:15
  nice
• 38:16
  dog.
• 38:17
  Right?
• 38:18
  You'll
• 38:18
  be
• 38:18
  vibing.
• 38:19
  Yeah,
• 38:19
  for
• 38:19
  sure.
• 38:20
  There's
• 38:21
  a
• 38:21
  big
• 38:22
  tree
• 38:22
  in
• 38:22
  the
• 38:22
  middle,
• 38:22
  so
• 38:23
  you
• 38:23
  got
• 38:23
  shade.
• 38:24
  Yeah,
• 38:25
  Right.
• 38:26
  That's
• 38:26
  the
• 38:27
  one
• 38:27
  with
• 38:27
  the
• 38:27
  big
• 38:27
  tree,
• 38:27
  right?
• 38:28
  The.
• 38:29
  Oh,
• 38:29
  yeah,
• 38:29
  yeah.
• 38:31
  Okay.
• 38:31
  Okay.
• 38:32
  Yeah,
• 38:32
  yeah.
• 38:32
  Not
• 38:33
  on
• 38:33
  fire,
• 38:33
  though,
• 38:34
  so.
• 38:34
  Oh,
• 38:35
  yeah,
• 38:35
  don't
• 38:35
  run
• 38:36
  around
• 38:36
  on
• 38:36
  fire.
• 38:37
  I
• 38:37
  forgot.
• 38:38
  Is
• 38:38
  that
• 38:39
  deleted
• 38:39
  scene
• 38:40
  or.
• 38:40
  That's
• 38:40
  in
• 38:40
  the
• 38:40
  movie.
• 38:41
  Is
• 38:42
  that
• 38:42
  where
• 38:42
  he
• 38:43
  runs
• 38:43
  out
• 38:44
  and
• 38:44
  he
• 38:44
  falls
• 38:45
  out
• 38:45
  on
• 38:45
  fire?
• 38:46
  Oh,
• 38:46
  no,
• 38:46
  that's
• 38:47
  in
• 38:47
  the.
• 38:47
  Yeah,
• 38:47
  that's
• 38:47
  in
• 38:47
  the
• 38:48
  original.
• 38:48
  That's
• 38:48
  in
• 38:48
  the
• 38:49
  regular.
• 38:49
  Was
• 38:50
  it
• 38:50
  theatrical
• 38:51
  cut?
• 38:51
  Yeah,
• 38:51
  for
• 38:51
  sure.
• 38:52
  Right,
• 38:52
  right,
• 38:52
  right.
• 38:53
  Cool,
• 38:53
  cool.
• 38:53
  Yeah.
• 38:53
  Do
• 38:54
  you
• 38:54
  think
• 38:54
  life
• 38:54
  in
• 38:55
  Gandor
• 38:55
  would
• 38:55
  be
• 38:56
  less
• 38:57
  stressful
• 38:57
  than
• 38:58
  life
• 38:58
  today?
• 38:58
  And
• 38:59
  if
• 38:59
  we
• 38:59
  had
• 38:59
  those
• 39:00
  jobs.
• 39:00
  Okay.
• 39:01
  Like,
• 39:01
  if
• 39:01
  I
• 39:01
  had
• 39:01
  to
• 39:01
  innkeep
• 39:02
  a
• 39:02
  job,
• 39:02
  I
• 39:02
  would
• 39:02
  be
• 39:03
  chilling.
• 39:04
  It
• 39:04
  depends.
• 39:06
  It
• 39:07
  depends
• 39:07
  if
• 39:07
  we
• 39:09
  went
• 39:09
  into
• 39:10
  that
• 39:11
  world
• 39:11
  from
• 39:12
  this
• 39:12
  world
• 39:13
  or.
• 39:13
  Or
• 39:13
  did
• 39:14
  we.
• 39:14
  Or,
• 39:15
  like.
• 39:15
  Or,
• 39:16
  like,
• 39:16
  are
• 39:16
  we
• 39:16
  born
• 39:16
  and
• 39:17
  raised
• 39:17
  in
• 39:17
  that?
• 39:17
  Let's
• 39:18
  do.
• 39:18
  Let's
• 39:18
  do
• 39:18
  this,
• 39:18
  like,
• 39:19
  straight
• 39:19
  anime
• 39:19
  style
• 39:20
  where
• 39:20
  we
• 39:20
  wake
• 39:20
  up
• 39:21
  tomorrow,
• 39:21
  we're
• 39:21
  reincarnated
• 39:22
  and
• 39:22
  we're
• 39:23
  in
• 39:23
  the
• 39:23
  bodies.
• 39:24
  We
• 39:24
  just
• 39:24
  talked
• 39:24
  about
• 39:25
  the.
• 39:25
  No
• 39:25
  war,
• 39:25
  though.
• 39:26
  We
• 39:26
  can't
• 39:26
  do
• 39:26
  more.
• 39:26
  Okay.
• 39:27
  Okay.
• 39:27
  So
• 39:27
  I
• 39:27
  literally,
• 39:28
  like,
• 39:28
  walk
• 39:29
  in
• 39:29
  front
• 39:29
  of
• 39:29
  a
• 39:29
  bus
• 39:30
  and
• 39:30
  now
• 39:30
  I
• 39:30
  wake
• 39:30
  up
• 39:30
  and
• 39:30
  I
• 39:31
  am
• 39:31
  an
• 39:31
  innkeeper.
• 39:32
  Okay.
• 39:33
  Okay.
• 39:33
  I
• 39:34
  think
• 39:34
  I
• 39:34
  would
• 39:34
  hate
• 39:35
  it.
• 39:36
  Okay.
• 39:36
  You
• 39:36
  would
• 39:36
  have
• 39:37
  kids
• 39:37
  in
• 39:37
  a
• 39:37
  wife.
• 39:37
  You
• 39:37
  would
• 39:38
  miss.
• 39:38
  I
• 39:38
  would
• 39:38
  miss.
• 39:38
  But
• 39:39
  then
• 39:39
  I
• 39:39
  would
• 39:39
  move
• 39:40
  on.
• 39:40
  There's
• 39:40
  no
• 39:40
  AC
• 39:41
  and
• 39:41
  stuff.
• 39:41
  And,
• 39:41
  like,
• 39:42
  no,
• 39:42
  thank
• 39:43
  you.
• 39:43
  There's
• 39:43
  no.
• 39:44
  You
• 39:44
  chose
• 39:45
  blacksmithing.
• 39:46
  Of
• 39:46
  course
• 39:46
  there's
• 39:46
  no
• 39:47
  ac.
• 39:48
  You're
• 39:48
  like,
• 39:48
  still.
• 39:49
  I
• 39:49
  would
• 39:49
  go
• 39:50
  home
• 39:50
  and
• 39:50
  it's
• 39:51
  still
• 39:51
  hot.
• 39:51
  It's
• 39:52
  like,
• 39:54
  no,
• 39:54
  thank
• 39:55
  you.
• 39:55
  Screw
• 39:56
  that.
• 39:56
  I
• 39:57
  would
• 39:57
  be
• 39:57
  like,
• 39:58
  where's
• 39:58
  my
• 39:58
  elf?
• 39:59
  Where's.
• 39:59
  Where's.
• 40:00
  Where's
• 40:01
  my
• 40:01
  magic
• 40:01
  elf?
• 40:02
  Or
• 40:02
  he's
• 40:03
  gonna
• 40:03
  make
• 40:03
  a
• 40:03
  big
• 40:04
  Stargate.
• 40:06
  So
• 40:06
  Dobby's
• 40:07
  in
• 40:07
  there.
• 40:08
  Yeah.
• 40:09
  Throw
• 40:09
  him
• 40:09
  a
• 40:09
  Sock.
• 40:15
  I
• 40:15
  feel
• 40:15
  like
• 40:15
  my
• 40:16
  innkeeper
• 40:16
  life
• 40:16
  would
• 40:17
  be
• 40:17
  more
• 40:17
  chill.
• 40:17
  I
• 40:18
  wouldn't
• 40:18
  have
• 40:18
  to
• 40:18
  worry
• 40:18
  about
• 40:19
  bill.
• 40:19
  The
• 40:20
  bills
• 40:20
  I
• 40:20
  have
• 40:20
  to
• 40:21
  worry
• 40:21
  about
• 40:21
  here.
• 40:21
  And
• 40:22
  like
• 40:22
  cores
• 40:22
  and
• 40:23
  just
• 40:24
  all
• 40:24
  the
• 40:24
  like
• 40:24
  the
• 40:24
  random
• 40:25
  extras
• 40:25
  we
• 40:25
  have.
• 40:26
  So
• 40:26
  stressful.
• 40:27
  Yeah.
• 40:27
  Like
• 40:28
  student
• 40:28
  loans.
• 40:30
  Trying
• 40:30
  to
• 40:31
  like
• 40:31
  build
• 40:31
  and
• 40:31
  save
• 40:32
  for
• 40:32
  retirement.
• 40:33
  You
• 40:33
  just
• 40:33
  worked
• 40:33
  until
• 40:33
  you
• 40:33
  died.
• 40:34
  It's
• 40:34
  true.
• 40:34
  It
• 40:35
  was
• 40:35
  basically
• 40:35
  feudalism.
• 40:36
  You
• 40:36
  know,
• 40:36
  like
• 40:36
  you
• 40:37
  said,
• 40:37
  you're
• 40:37
  working
• 40:38
  but
• 40:38
  you're
• 40:38
  providing
• 40:39
  a
• 40:39
  service
• 40:39
  and
• 40:39
  you
• 40:40
  don't
• 40:40
  have
• 40:40
  to
• 40:40
  pay
• 40:40
  rent
• 40:40
  or
• 40:41
  the
• 40:41
  bills.
• 40:41
  Yeah.
• 40:42
  You
• 40:42
  know,
• 40:42
  so
• 40:42
  you've
• 40:43
  got
• 40:43
  a
• 40:43
  guaranteed
• 40:44
  place
• 40:44
  to
• 40:44
  say.
• 40:44
  And
• 40:45
  if
• 40:45
  you
• 40:45
  do
• 40:46
  a
• 40:46
  good
• 40:46
  job,
• 40:46
  the
• 40:46
  king's
• 40:47
  gonna
• 40:47
  be
• 40:47
  like,
• 40:48
  you
• 40:48
  know,
• 40:48
  Liz
• 40:49
  is
• 40:49
  a
• 40:49
  pretty
• 40:49
  good
• 40:49
  barkeep.
• 40:50
  She
• 40:50
  keeps
• 40:51
  people,
• 40:51
  you
• 40:51
  know,
• 40:51
  she
• 40:52
  keeps
• 40:52
  the
• 40:52
  money
• 40:52
  flowing
• 40:53
  into
• 40:53
  Gondor.
• 40:54
  You
• 40:54
  know,
• 40:54
  she
• 40:54
  gets
• 40:54
  to.
• 40:56
  Yeah.
• 40:56
  And
• 40:56
  then
• 40:56
  in
• 40:57
  that
• 40:57
  generational
• 40:58
  times,
• 40:58
  like
• 40:59
  granted,
• 40:59
  like
• 40:59
  it
• 41:00
  just
• 41:00
  depends
• 41:00
  on
• 41:00
  now.
• 41:01
  Like
• 41:01
  when
• 41:01
  you
• 41:01
  have
• 41:02
  kids
• 41:02
  it's
• 41:03
  normal
• 41:03
  for
• 41:03
  them
• 41:03
  to
• 41:04
  take
• 41:04
  care
• 41:04
  of
• 41:04
  you.
• 41:04
  So
• 41:05
  like
• 41:05
  you
• 41:05
  don't
• 41:05
  have
• 41:05
  to
• 41:06
  work
• 41:06
  the
• 41:06
  rest
• 41:06
  of
• 41:06
  your
• 41:06
  life.
• 41:07
  And
• 41:07
  it
• 41:07
  was
• 41:07
  more
• 41:07
  I
• 41:08
  think
• 41:08
  family
• 41:08
  oriented.
• 41:09
  Whereas
• 41:10
  like
• 41:10
  now
• 41:11
  like
• 41:11
  kids,
• 41:12
  they.
• 41:12
  People
• 41:12
  can't
• 41:13
  even
• 41:13
  take
• 41:13
  care
• 41:13
  of
• 41:13
  themselves.
• 41:14
  So
• 41:14
  you
• 41:14
  have
• 41:14
  these,
• 41:14
  this
• 41:15
  older
• 41:15
  generation
• 41:16
  and
• 41:17
  now
• 41:17
  they
• 41:17
  can't
• 41:17
  work,
• 41:18
  they
• 41:18
  didn't
• 41:18
  save.
• 41:18
  They
• 41:19
  can't
• 41:19
  take
• 41:19
  care
• 41:19
  of
• 41:19
  themselves
• 41:20
  with
• 41:20
  their
• 41:20
  kids
• 41:20
  weren't
• 41:21
  smart
• 41:21
  with
• 41:21
  their
• 41:21
  money.
• 41:21
  So
• 41:21
  they
• 41:21
  don't
• 41:22
  have
• 41:22
  the
• 41:22
  financial
• 41:22
  means
• 41:23
  to
• 41:23
  take
• 41:23
  care
• 41:23
  of
• 41:23
  them.
• 41:23
  And
• 41:24
  so
• 41:24
  it's
• 41:24
  like
• 41:24
  a
• 41:24
  generational
• 41:25
  broke
• 41:25
  curse.
• 41:27
  But
• 41:27
  you
• 41:27
  don't
• 41:27
  really
• 41:27
  worry
• 41:28
  about
• 41:28
  that.
• 41:28
  Either
• 41:28
  you
• 41:28
  broke
• 41:29
  or
• 41:29
  you
• 41:29
  don't.
• 41:29
  You're
• 41:29
  not
• 41:30
  there.
• 41:30
  Either
• 41:30
  you
• 41:31
  work
• 41:31
  hard
• 41:31
  or
• 41:31
  you
• 41:31
  don't.
• 41:32
  But
• 41:33
  easier
• 41:33
  said
• 41:34
  than
• 41:34
  done.
• 41:35
  And
• 41:36
  my
• 41:36
  end's
• 41:36
  gonna
• 41:36
  be
• 41:36
  fantastic
• 41:37
  with
• 41:37
  the.
• 41:38
  I
• 41:38
  like
• 41:38
  the
• 41:38
  dragons
• 41:39
  keep
• 41:39
  better.
• 41:40
  It's
• 41:40
  true.
• 41:41
  I
• 41:41
  think
• 41:41
  it
• 41:41
  would
• 41:41
  depend
• 41:41
  on
• 41:42
  the
• 41:42
  time
• 41:42
  period.
• 41:42
  Like
• 41:43
  if
• 41:43
  it
• 41:43
  was
• 41:44
  because
• 41:44
  post
• 41:44
  the
• 41:45
  third
• 41:45
  Age
• 41:45
  all
• 41:45
  the
• 41:46
  magical
• 41:46
  stuff
• 41:46
  pretty
• 41:47
  much
• 41:47
  goes
• 41:47
  away.
• 41:48
  But
• 41:48
  if
• 41:48
  I'm
• 41:49
  like
• 41:49
  there
• 41:49
  firmly
• 41:50
  somewhere
• 41:51
  where
• 41:51
  elves
• 41:51
  and
• 41:51
  dwarves
• 41:52
  are
• 41:52
  still
• 41:53
  rocking
• 41:54
  and
• 41:54
  I'm
• 41:54
  gonna,
• 41:55
  you
• 41:55
  know,
• 41:55
  live
• 41:55
  in
• 41:55
  this
• 41:56
  era
• 41:56
  where
• 41:56
  I'm.
• 41:56
  I'll
• 41:57
  die
• 41:57
  before
• 41:57
  any
• 41:58
  of
• 41:58
  that
• 41:58
  starts
• 41:58
  disappearing.
• 41:59
  I'll
• 42:00
  take
• 42:00
  it.
• 42:00
  But
• 42:01
  I
• 42:01
  don't
• 42:01
  know
• 42:01
  if
• 42:02
  I
• 42:02
  don't
• 42:02
  want.
• 42:02
  I
• 42:02
  don't
• 42:02
  know
• 42:02
  if
• 42:02
  I'd
• 42:03
  want
• 42:03
  to
• 42:03
  live
• 42:03
  in,
• 42:03
  you
• 42:04
  know,
• 42:04
  medieval
• 42:05
  era
• 42:06
  Minis
• 42:06
  Tirith,
• 42:07
  you
• 42:07
  know,
• 42:07
  kind
• 42:08
  of.
• 42:08
  I
• 42:08
  always
• 42:08
  thought
• 42:09
  it'd
• 42:09
  be
• 42:09
  so
• 42:09
  fun.
• 42:10
  Yeah.
• 42:10
  Like
• 42:11
  I,
• 42:11
  I
• 42:11
  also,
• 42:11
  I
• 42:12
  kind
• 42:12
  of,
• 42:12
  I
• 42:12
  want
• 42:12
  to
• 42:12
  be
• 42:13
  in
• 42:13
  the
• 42:13
  battles.
• 42:13
  Like
• 42:13
  I
• 42:14
  wanna,
• 42:14
  I
• 42:14
  wanna
• 42:15
  fight
• 42:15
  some.
• 42:15
  Fight
• 42:15
  some
• 42:16
  orcs
• 42:16
  and
• 42:16
  risk
• 42:17
  it.
• 42:17
  You
• 42:17
  know,
• 42:17
  I'll
• 42:18
  be
• 42:18
  screaming
• 42:18
  from
• 42:18
  the
• 42:18
  sidelines,
• 42:19
  yeah,
• 42:20
  get
• 42:20
  him.
• 42:21
  I'm
• 42:21
  not
• 42:22
  fighting.
• 42:22
  I
• 42:22
  Know
• 42:22
  way.
• 42:23
  No,
• 42:23
  I'll
• 42:23
  be
• 42:23
  like,
• 42:23
  in
• 42:24
  the
• 42:24
  back
• 42:24
  on
• 42:24
  a
• 42:24
  horse.
• 42:24
  We're
• 42:25
  like,
• 42:25
  we're
• 42:25
  winning.
• 42:28
  Yeah.
• 42:28
  I
• 42:28
  was
• 42:28
  like,
• 42:28
  we
• 42:29
  did
• 42:29
  this.
• 42:30
  And
• 42:30
  I,
• 42:30
  like,
• 42:31
  not
• 42:31
  even
• 42:31
  lift
• 42:31
  the
• 42:31
  finger,
• 42:32
  but
• 42:32
  I'm
• 42:32
  there.
• 42:33
  Yeah.
• 42:34
  Yeah.
• 42:35
  And
• 42:35
  me
• 42:36
  being
• 42:36
  a
• 42:36
  blacksmith
• 42:37
  and.
• 42:38
  And
• 42:39
  since
• 42:39
  I
• 42:39
  came
• 42:40
  to
• 42:40
  this
• 42:40
  world
• 42:41
  from.
• 42:42
  Since
• 42:42
  I
• 42:42
  came
• 42:43
  to
• 42:43
  Middle
• 42:43
  Earth
• 42:43
  from
• 42:44
  this
• 42:44
  world,
• 42:44
  I
• 42:44
  would
• 42:45
  need
• 42:45
  glasses,
• 42:46
  so
• 42:46
  I
• 42:47
  would.
• 42:48
  I
• 42:48
  would
• 42:49
  come
• 42:49
  up
• 42:49
  with
• 42:50
  a
• 42:50
  special
• 42:51
  kind
• 42:51
  of
• 42:52
  glass,
• 42:52
  and
• 42:52
  I
• 42:53
  would
• 42:53
  make
• 42:53
  and
• 42:54
  invent
• 42:54
  glasses
• 42:55
  so
• 42:56
  I
• 42:56
  would
• 42:56
  be
• 42:56
  the
• 42:57
  king
• 42:57
  of
• 42:57
  town.
• 42:58
  Because
• 42:58
  they
• 42:58
  had
• 42:58
  magnifying
• 42:59
  glasses
• 43:00
  and,
• 43:00
  like,
• 43:00
  telescopes
• 43:01
  right
• 43:01
  in
• 43:02
  Middle
• 43:02
  Earth,
• 43:02
  they
• 43:02
  didn't
• 43:03
  have
• 43:03
  glasses.
• 43:03
  Yeah,
• 43:04
  they
• 43:04
  had,
• 43:04
  like,
• 43:04
  the
• 43:04
  scopes,
• 43:05
  I
• 43:05
  think,
• 43:05
  right?
• 43:05
  Yeah,
• 43:06
  they
• 43:06
  had
• 43:06
  the
• 43:06
  scopes.
• 43:07
  So,
• 43:08
  like,
• 43:08
  it's
• 43:08
  not
• 43:08
  like
• 43:08
  the
• 43:09
  technology
• 43:09
  wasn't
• 43:10
  completely
• 43:10
  there.
• 43:11
  Right.
• 43:12
  On
• 43:12
  it.
• 43:12
  Yeah,
• 43:12
  that's
• 43:13
  true.
• 43:13
  That's
• 43:13
  true.
• 43:14
  And,
• 43:14
  you
• 43:15
  know,
• 43:15
  they
• 43:15
  probably
• 43:15
  had
• 43:16
  some
• 43:16
  other
• 43:16
  magical
• 43:16
  items.
• 43:17
  Maybe
• 43:17
  you
• 43:17
  could,
• 43:18
  you
• 43:18
  know,
• 43:18
  fix
• 43:19
  your
• 43:19
  eyes
• 43:19
  or
• 43:19
  use,
• 43:20
  you
• 43:20
  know,
• 43:20
  one
• 43:20
  of
• 43:20
  the
• 43:21
  stones
• 43:21
  to
• 43:22
  see
• 43:22
  clear.
• 43:22
  I
• 43:22
  don't
• 43:23
  know.
• 43:23
  Okay.
• 43:24
  Yeah.
• 43:25
  Put
• 43:25
  some
• 43:25
  face
• 43:25
  cream
• 43:26
  and
• 43:26
  then.
• 43:26
  Ta
• 43:27
  da.
• 43:27
  Yeah.
• 43:28
  Yeah,
• 43:28
  that'd
• 43:29
  be
• 43:29
  cool.
• 43:29
  Yeah.
• 43:30
  Some
• 43:30
  of
• 43:30
  the.
• 43:30
  Kind
• 43:31
  of
• 43:31
  like
• 43:31
  how
• 43:31
  Jesus
• 43:31
  spit
• 43:31
  into
• 43:32
  the
• 43:32
  mud.
• 43:33
  Yeah,
• 43:33
  the.
• 43:34
  The
• 43:34
  mud
• 43:35
  from
• 43:35
  the.
• 43:35
  The
• 43:35
  dead
• 43:36
  marshes,
• 43:36
  you
• 43:36
  know,
• 43:37
  maybe
• 43:37
  there's
• 43:37
  some
• 43:37
  magical
• 43:38
  qualities
• 43:38
  in
• 43:38
  there.
• 43:39
  You
• 43:39
  know,
• 43:39
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• 43:40
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• 43:40
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• 43:40
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• 43:41
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• 43:41
  know,
• 43:41
  maybe.
• 43:41
  Maybe
• 43:42
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• 43:42
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• 43:42
  your
• 43:42
  eyes.
• 43:42
  They
• 43:43
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• 43:43
  of
• 43:43
  had,
• 43:43
  like,
• 43:43
  white
• 43:44
  eyes,
• 43:44
  you
• 43:45
  know,
• 43:45
  when
• 43:45
  they're
• 43:45
  open.
• 43:46
  But,
• 43:46
  you
• 43:46
  know,
• 43:46
  maybe
• 43:47
  good
• 43:47
  for
• 43:47
  your
• 43:47
  skin.
• 43:47
  I
• 43:47
  don't
• 43:47
  know.
• 43:48
  Maybe
• 43:48
  it's
• 43:48
  Maybelline.
• 43:49
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• 43:50
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• 43:50
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• 43:53
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• 43:53
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• 43:54
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• 43:55
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• 43:56
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• 44:00
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• 44:00
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• 44:00
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• 44:01
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• 44:01
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  came
• 44:31
  up
• 44:32
  some
• 44:32
  pretty.
• 44:34
  Some
• 44:34
  pretty
• 44:35
  cool.
• 44:36
  Some
• 44:37
  cool
• 44:37
  livelihood
• 44:38
  for
• 44:39
  ourselves
• 44:40
  in
• 44:40
  this.
• 44:41
  I'm
• 44:41
  glad.
• 44:43
  I
• 44:43
  want
• 44:43
  to
• 44:43
  say
• 44:44
  thank
• 44:44
  you
• 44:44
  to
• 44:44
  the
• 44:45
  Facebook
• 44:45
  group
• 44:45
  that
• 44:46
  chose
• 44:46
  this.
• 44:48
  There
• 44:48
  was
• 44:48
  a
• 44:49
  lot
• 44:49
  of
• 44:49
  choices,
• 44:49
  and
• 44:50
  this
• 44:50
  one
• 44:51
  won
• 44:51
  out.
• 44:51
  So
• 44:52
  that
• 44:52
  was
• 44:52
  cool.
• 44:53
  That
• 44:53
  was
• 44:53
  good.
• 44:53
  So
• 44:53
  what
• 44:54
  do
• 44:54
  you
• 44:54
  guys
• 44:54
  think?
• 44:54
  You
• 44:55
  guys
• 44:55
  are
• 44:55
  satisfied
• 44:56
  in
• 44:56
  your
• 44:56
  roles?
• 44:57
  I
• 44:58
  think
• 44:58
  so
• 44:59
  I'm
• 44:59
  gonna
• 45:00
  serve
• 45:00
  you
• 45:00
  tea
• 45:01
  in
• 45:01
  both
• 45:01
  ways.
• 45:01
  If
• 45:02
  you
• 45:02
  come
• 45:02
  to
• 45:02
  the
• 45:03
  dragons,
• 45:03
  keep
• 45:04
  the
• 45:04
  hot
• 45:05
  kind
• 45:05
  and
• 45:05
  the
• 45:05
  gossip
• 45:06
  kind.
• 45:06
  Yeah.
• 45:08
  Lizard
• 45:09
  Liz
• 45:09
  is,
• 45:10
  you
• 45:10
  know,
• 45:10
  tea
• 45:11
  time
• 45:11
  with
• 45:11
  Liz.
• 45:12
  I
• 45:12
  don't
• 45:13
  know.
• 45:13
  We'll
• 45:13
  Just
• 45:13
  keep
• 45:13
  on
• 45:14
  figuring
• 45:14
  out
• 45:14
  the
• 45:15
  name.
• 45:15
  It's
• 45:15
  a
• 45:15
  work
• 45:15
  in
• 45:15
  progress.
• 45:16
  And
• 45:16
  then
• 45:16
  you'll
• 45:16
  have
• 45:17
  some
• 45:17
  merch.
• 45:18
  I
• 45:19
  should
• 45:19
  have
• 45:19
  some
• 45:19
  merch.
• 45:20
  Maybe
• 45:20
  it's
• 45:21
  like
• 45:21
  a
• 45:21
  lizard
• 45:21
  drinking
• 45:22
  some
• 45:22
  tea.
• 45:22
  A
• 45:22
  dragon
• 45:23
  drinking
• 45:23
  tea.
• 45:23
  Yes.
• 45:25
  I'm.
• 45:26
  Have
• 45:26
  someone
• 45:26
  draw
• 45:26
  me
• 45:26
  that.
• 45:27
  Tapestries.
• 45:28
  You
• 45:28
  know,
• 45:29
  I'm
• 45:29
  gonna
• 45:29
  get
• 45:30
  AI
• 45:30
  to
• 45:30
  make
• 45:31
  me
• 45:31
  an
• 45:31
  image
• 45:31
  of
• 45:31
  a
• 45:32
  dragon
• 45:32
  drinking
• 45:32
  tea.
• 45:33
  Ooh,
• 45:34
  yeah.
• 45:34
  Yeah,
• 45:34
  do
• 45:35
  it,
• 45:35
  do
• 45:35
  it.
• 45:38
  Yeah,
• 45:38
  I
• 45:38
  feel
• 45:39
  pretty
• 45:39
  good,
• 45:39
  too.
• 45:40
  You
• 45:40
  know,
• 45:40
  I.
• 45:41
  I
• 45:41
  think
• 45:41
  that.
• 45:41
  Especially
• 45:42
  lighting
• 45:42
  the
• 45:42
  beacons.
• 45:43
  Like,
• 45:44
  I've
• 45:44
  had.
• 45:44
  I've.
• 45:45
  I've
• 45:45
  had
• 45:45
  BS
• 45:46
  Jobs
• 45:46
  before
• 45:47
  where
• 45:47
  I'm
• 45:47
  just
• 45:47
  kind
• 45:48
  of
• 45:48
  vibing,
• 45:48
  you
• 45:49
  know,
• 45:49
  I'm
• 45:49
  kind
• 45:49
  of
• 45:49
  in
• 45:49
  the
• 45:50
  back,
• 45:50
  low
• 45:51
  key.
• 45:51
  You
• 45:52
  just.
• 45:52
  You
• 45:53
  need
• 45:53
  me.
• 45:53
  When
• 45:53
  you
• 45:53
  need
• 45:54
  me,
• 45:55
  I'm
• 45:55
  vibing,
• 45:56
  you
• 45:56
  know?
• 45:56
  And
• 45:56
  then,
• 45:56
  of
• 45:56
  course,
• 45:57
  if
• 45:57
  I'm.
• 45:58
  If
• 45:58
  I'm
• 45:58
  a
• 45:58
  creative
• 45:59
  in
• 45:59
  the
• 45:59
  bar,
• 46:00
  you
• 46:00
  know,
• 46:00
  I'm.
• 46:01
  I'm
• 46:01
  just
• 46:01
  creating.
• 46:02
  Getting
• 46:03
  paid.
• 46:03
  Yeah.
• 46:04
  And.
• 46:04
  And
• 46:05
  all
• 46:05
  that
• 46:05
  stuff,
• 46:05
  you
• 46:05
  know,
• 46:06
  getting
• 46:06
  paid
• 46:07
  in
• 46:07
  pints.
• 46:08
  Oh,
• 46:08
  yeah.
• 46:09
  Cool.
• 46:09
  Cool.
• 46:09
  Well,
• 46:10
  all
• 46:10
  right.
• 46:11
  This
• 46:11
  has
• 46:11
  been
• 46:11
  fun,
• 46:12
  and
• 46:12
  thank
• 46:12
  you
• 46:13
  for
• 46:13
  listening,
• 46:14
  everybody.
• 46:15
  Please,
• 46:15
  like,
• 46:16
  share.
• 46:17
  Tell
• 46:18
  your
• 46:18
  friends,
• 46:19
  tell
• 46:19
  your.
• 46:20
  Tell
• 46:20
  your
• 46:20
  babies,
• 46:21
  tell
• 46:22
  your.
• 46:23
  Tell
• 46:23
  your
• 46:24
  niece
• 46:24
  and
• 46:24
  nephews
• 46:25
  about
• 46:25
  it.
• 46:25
  And
• 46:27
  see
• 46:28
  you
• 46:28
  next
• 46:29
  time,
• 46:29
  Deuces.
• 46:31
  Bye.
• 46:31
  Bye.