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S3Ep15 Dorothy’s New Friend · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods Media network.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Helloka, highest welcome on the NI. Yes, Hi, excuse me, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: we have a guest again and it's our friend Laura.
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  Speaker 2: Laura's back. I don't like that I'm only on the end.
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  Speaker 2: And also I like Laura, so.
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  Speaker 3: You can't happen any time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I love all animals, so you love me too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm taking a nap probably right now, in a second,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm done now. I'll talk to you later.
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  Speaker 6: And I bet you Abby that Laura even knows that
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  Speaker 6: you're a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Like that son of a bitch games.
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  Speaker 5: I have a sick with her little face on it there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back, Laura, Yeah, welcome Yeah by a new background.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's fancy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Would you go to your bedroom?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, my husband's going to be home soon. He was
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  Speaker 8: up run around doing grocery shopping, so I moved to
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  Speaker 8: the bedroom. I'll watch it on my iPad instead.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, All right, that works.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Sorry about all the fat shaming kids. This week,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to replace it with another equally horrible thing,
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  Speaker 3: so get ready.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I know it won't be gay bashing, but nope,
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  Speaker 8: it could be.
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  Speaker 2: I know I mean it could be different group of people.
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  Speaker 5: He's marrying a man, but I don't know where that is.
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  Speaker 7: That'll be later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't worry.
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  Speaker 5: It was somewhere in the future, but I don't.
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  Speaker 9: Know how close.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry. We're we hear it on the LUNI recognized
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  Speaker 2: the equal opportunity, equal opportunity to offend everybody with eighties television.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the eighties were pretty offensive. I was there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to.
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  Speaker 3: Give Blanche credit. She handled that very well. She rather
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  Speaker 3: be in her daughter's life than making comments that she
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  Speaker 3: would have normally made about agreeing fat She really was like,
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  Speaker 3: I want to make this relationship work.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta hold my fucking tongue.
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  Speaker 6: But even at the end when they're like, oh, we're
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  Speaker 6: having cheesecakes, she like steered her in the other direction.
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  Speaker 3: She wanted to get her on a diet. It's mothers
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  Speaker 3: are always going.
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  Speaker 2: To be like that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She wasn't just like no, fatty, she just was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: let's go sit here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So props to props.
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  Speaker 3: To Blanche is growing in many ways.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is her list of sexual conquests.
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  Speaker 5: And try to come on to Jeremy because he's a asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck that guy, seriously, you're a Jeremy.
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  Speaker 8: You're Jeremy lovely, lovely man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, her Jeremy is amazing. And Aaron Randall love.
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  Speaker 5: Them Jeremy again, will we?
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  Speaker 7: I don't believe so, no.
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  Speaker 5: Hey her.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot like OZ. People come and go very quickly.
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  Speaker 5: Around and come back as some other dude, but probably
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  Speaker 5: not your I mean.
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  Speaker 3: The prison show, not Wonderful World of.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean the Wizard of Us, the World of Oz.
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  Speaker 7: I was gonna say the prison Show.
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  Speaker 3: All I can't remember is that guy bit that other
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  Speaker 3: guy's dick, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: No, dick biting. This is more like how Dorothy says, like,
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  Speaker 2: people come and go very quickly around here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, women in a wholesome family way, stick bite anymore.
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  Speaker 7: That guy to suck his dick.
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  Speaker 3: And then he got what he deserved.
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  Speaker 8: Alice in Wonderland and the drugs, and you know, the
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  Speaker 8: little girl and the older priests got a preacher or
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  Speaker 8: to guy and a whole lot of problematic ship.
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  Speaker 5: And I was wonder.
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  Speaker 3: All right, you know all about authors mm hmm, not
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  Speaker 3: all about a theater geesel piece of ship, but doctor
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  Speaker 3: SEUs writing.
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  Speaker 7: People love it, ye I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I think it's boring. But I'm not a children's library,
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  Speaker 8: and so I'm a technical services library and we don't
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  Speaker 8: talk to people. They keep us back in the cave,
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  Speaker 8: and you just stay back our cave. Patrons are I
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  Speaker 8: generally don't go out on the floor. The patrons are
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  Speaker 8: in the building.
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  Speaker 5: It's people out exactly Monday through Friday. I don't work
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  Speaker 5: at desk. I don't work on weekends.
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  Speaker 8: We close at eight, So patrons are in the building
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  Speaker 8: from ten a m. To eight pm Monday through Thursday.
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  Speaker 8: So I just do the other a library seven.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Fridays and Saturdays they close the five.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're portraying yourself as this like grumpy,
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  Speaker 2: like curmudgeonye hermit, but like you also are the woman
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  Speaker 2: that sends me the super cute like oh we're doing
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  Speaker 2: Harry Potter Day. Look at my cool wig and glasses,
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  Speaker 2: or oh look at this shirt or had I got
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  Speaker 2: for this event? So you you frock.
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  Speaker 5: Like you hate people sometimes, But actually I bowed out.
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  Speaker 8: I asked for Harry Potter Day off. This year its
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  Speaker 8: another Harry Potter birthday party. It's on the day of
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  Speaker 8: his birthday. Some libraries are not doing Harry Potter anymore
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  Speaker 8: because again another problematic author.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the author.
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  Speaker 5: It's also a piece of shit. So yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 5: I read all the book. Sure.
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  Speaker 8: I actually waited until all the books were out and
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  Speaker 8: then read them one summer in succession.
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  Speaker 3: So I didn't read them till after the movies were
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  Speaker 3: all out, and then I was like, wow, they stayed
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  Speaker 3: pretty true.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't even finish the movie. I finished the books,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't finish the movies. I gotta get back
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  Speaker 2: into them and finish them. I just I there's so
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  Speaker 2: much content out there, and like, really, my focus is
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  Speaker 2: always like comedy and horror, and so once those things
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  Speaker 2: are out of the way, then I have time for
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  Speaker 2: stuff like Harry Potter. And so yeah, it's hard.
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  Speaker 5: In Harry Potter, not a lot of comedy or horror.
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  Speaker 2: No, I except it.
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  Speaker 5: Little bits of each, child friendly bits of each.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The comedy for me from Harry Potter comes when
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  Speaker 2: I go to Universal Studios and I go to the
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  Speaker 2: bathroom because moaning Myrtle is in there talking to you
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  Speaker 2: the whole time and saying things like I won't tell
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  Speaker 2: anyone you were here.
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't I think to go in the bathroom. Of
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  Speaker 3: course you'd be in the.
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  Speaker 2: And there's like little bubbling like water sounds and drips,
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  Speaker 2: and she's just talking to you or she's like, I
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  Speaker 2: love that Harry Potter. He is really cute and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's god.
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  Speaker 5: And then I like that actress, she's great. Shakespeare we
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  Speaker 5: told that was really good. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It was great in Bridget Jones's diary too. She's one
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  Speaker 2: of her little friends. She's so cute.
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  Speaker 7: You've never seen it.
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  Speaker 2: I read that. I read, uh, the original Bridget Jones's
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  Speaker 2: book almost every year I.
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  Speaker 5: Read the book.
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  Speaker 8: It's it's because god damn.
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  Speaker 5: They were all over Bridges being fat.
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  Speaker 8: And yeah, she's not that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, they made her gain weight to play
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  Speaker 2: the part, but they made her gain like the kind
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  Speaker 2: of weight you gain over like a holiday break because
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  Speaker 2: you got like a milk tray of chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and look what she did to her face.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah's upset. Anyway, what's the other one that tucked up
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  Speaker 8: her face?
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  Speaker 5: Oh Jennifer Gray.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she stopped getting work though, Like she effucked
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  Speaker 2: her her face in like a financially uh upsetting way
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  Speaker 2: to her life because she didn't look at the girl
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  Speaker 2: from Dirty Dancing anymore, so no one would hire her.
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  Speaker 5: People wanted to see. Yeah, she's cute and relatable and fun.
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  Speaker 2: She's still cute now, but like she.
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  Speaker 5: Just looks like every other white red lady.
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, you look like a white lady. Still, good
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  Speaker 2: job anyway. Yeah, well, we are gonna jump into hearing
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  Speaker 2: and talking about the beginnings of the episode here so
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  Speaker 2: that we can get to it, because I got this quiz?
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  Speaker 2: Is this quizz is sixteen questions? Sadly there's no math today, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, today we're talking about season three, episode fifteen, which
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  Speaker 3: is called Dorothy's New Friend. The original air date is
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  Speaker 3: January sixteenth, nineteen eighty That's not right, nineteen eighty eight.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry I can't write. Yeah, we jumped back in time
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  Speaker 7: back director.
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  Speaker 3: Directed by Terry Hughes, Written by Martin Weiss and Robert Bruce.
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  Speaker 3: What do you kids think of Dorothy's Yes, Robert the
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  Speaker 3: Bruce wrote it. What do you kids think Dorothy's New
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  Speaker 3: Friend will be about?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Dorothy's got a new lover.
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  Speaker 7: Oh we think it's a boyfriend. Yeah, she has a
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  Speaker 7: special friend.
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  Speaker 5: It's Jeremy stuck with that detective who stayed in the house.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think his name is Frank.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like she had other choices. Frank was a good guy.
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  Speaker 5: Should have stuck with it. He probably wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 5: showed by drug dealers.
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  Speaker 2: Hey it's me stand okay. So Dorothy's friends.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's good, she's good, and you love.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, you both think that.
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  Speaker 3: And then who do you think will be the hardest
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  Speaker 3: for Aaron? Aaron is her name? Hello, to prove you're
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  Speaker 3: earn to prove is the villain?
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  Speaker 6: Definitely not Sophia, because I think anything relating to Dorothy,
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  Speaker 6: she's gonna be a little spicy.
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  Speaker 5: So okay, we already did Rose last time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's only four to pick from.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, I mean for Dorothy herself, Oh, let's do herself.
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  Speaker 9: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna say the patriarchy, but.
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  Speaker 6: You know, yeah, and if it is a boyfriend, Blanche
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  Speaker 6: might be a little forty with her friend.
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  Speaker 8: So in the spirit of Aaron Randolph's capitalism, how about
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  Speaker 8: the patriarchy?
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  Speaker 6: They Oh, the patriarchy is never not the villain.
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  Speaker 5: It could not be.
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  Speaker 2: We always just we don't say it, but it's yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's the thing that's out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go, Dorothy.
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  Speaker 3: I like it all right, sweet, it's always capitalism plus yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I almost choked to death on a pretzel, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm back.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, thank you for not dying.
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  Speaker 3: El Gluten does kill I was I was rubbing it
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  Speaker 3: in her face.
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  Speaker 7: Gluten.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did hear that early, didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I just give you ship about gluten. What did I say?
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  Speaker 2: You were allergic to gluten because you're made out of
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  Speaker 2: bread or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We took a weird time in the other day. All right, well, kids,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna go away. You're gonna listen to these bitching
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  Speaker 2: commercials and then we're gonna come back and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: play a game. But watch the show with a Okay,
• 12:00
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  Speaker 2: Good job you came back, he welcome back.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Laura. You love that episode, can you you? She loved
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: the literary references.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, let's not say how much she
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  Speaker 2: loved the episode where to find out?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dorothy Parker, sorry you had fat shaming and.
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  Speaker 7: Powering through.
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  Speaker 2: I did want to say, real quickly, shout out to
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  Speaker 2: Blanche's lavender top. We did really like that. We it
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  Speaker 2: was fung geometric patterns. It looked comfy. H three quarters
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  Speaker 2: of us said that they liked it, and the only
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  Speaker 2: one that didn't was like feverishly taking notes for the quiz.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm sure she also liked you.
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  Speaker 7: Did you like it?
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  Speaker 5: CHRISTI?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It was right?
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  Speaker 5: Do you write it? Long time? I had?
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  Speaker 3: When I needed to look up trivia, I write my phone.
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  Speaker 5: Quickly.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair, Well as you should, because yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That was crazy, right, was unpleasant.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go to that rest draw and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to go too deep in depth, and there
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  Speaker 2: may be some questions about that, but I do want
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  Speaker 2: to point out that there was a mistake.
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  Speaker 3: Mistake the waiter.
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  Speaker 2: When she goes, I didn't order the fries, he says
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  Speaker 2: that she ordered the Edgar Allen potatoes and the ice
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  Speaker 2: water cometh. But she actually ordered the Turkey club on
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  Speaker 2: catcher in the rye bread with a George Bernard slaw.
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  Speaker 2: And so when he comes back and she and says, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, you ordered this. The writers, I guess, were
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  Speaker 2: just like, let's get more fucking literary puns.
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  Speaker 3: First, they meant a slaw on the sandwich, because he sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: George Bernard saw the hard to say George Bernard, Let's get.
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  Speaker 3: All those George Bernard's law.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's true.
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  Speaker 5: It's the British way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true. All right. That was just a
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  Speaker 2: note that I was Irish. By the way, he probably
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have been allowed to be pig Melian Mortimer Club anyway,
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  Speaker 2: which famously is the inspiration for Yes, that wasn't a
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  Speaker 2: question though, But good job guys. Speaking of that, does
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  Speaker 2: everyone have their buzzer up and ready?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, perfect. I almost want to give Laura a bonus point,
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  Speaker 2: but that's but let's let's wait, let's see if you win.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so the Mortimer Club inspired My Fair Lady?
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, pig Melien.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh oh, I thought you were talking about the
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  Speaker 3: Mortimer Club.
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  Speaker 7: I got confused.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, got it, which you know, My Fair Lady sounds
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  Speaker 8: a whole lot nicer than Yeah, yeah, I love that movie.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Well, guys, I gotta tell you I had
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  Speaker 2: a little more fun on this quiz them working on
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  Speaker 2: last week's show because last week's show, the fat shaming
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  Speaker 2: made it hard. I only had to watch this episode
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  Speaker 2: once to get through and get my questions, not because
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  Speaker 2: I am an anti Semitic person, but just that there's
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  Speaker 2: more humor leading up to the bad moment in this
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  Speaker 2: whereas the last episode. I do feel like it was
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  Speaker 2: just like constant.
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  Speaker 3: Fat fat fat, fatty fat fat.
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  Speaker 2: Constant PTSD about fat shaming in my youth.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, so sure, this is just a drop at the
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  Speaker 8: end going oh wait, what fuck you bitch?
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  Speaker 5: Get out? My husband willing to do not fart in
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  Speaker 5: front of each other and.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, what do you mean something slips out on my end,
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  Speaker 8: not his occasionally.
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  Speaker 3: Why.
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  Speaker 11: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Why do you get up and leave like that's the point.
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  Speaker 3: You can be naked around, but you can't fart around.
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  Speaker 2: I don't fart at all anymore unless I'm on a toilet,
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  Speaker 2: because you never know when a fart could turn Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a worry of.
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  Speaker 5: That want to deliberately fart? Yeah? I suppose it's more.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's funny.
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  Speaker 7: The fuck is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Well? On that happy note, I think I love you?
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  Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Well, amazing years.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the You're watching a show and you go, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta pause it, hold on and go find the
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  Speaker 3: place you just hold the fart inthroom.
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  Speaker 7: I can't always hold it in.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you fox are eating, but well
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  Speaker 2: she's a vegan.
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  Speaker 7: So a lot of vegetables.
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  Speaker 5: Just turn on the joy of Runes as well.
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  Speaker 2: Warriors Dream. Truthfully, I have to fart right now, guys,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm going to hold it in until the end
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  Speaker 2: of the episode, when I know that I safely might
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  Speaker 2: also be able to poop, if that's gonna happen. I
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  Speaker 2: just don't want to let I'm not trying to shirt myself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: don't wanna shut myself.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that you're embarrassed, like you'll think you're less of
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  Speaker 3: a leap.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even think about it.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, just gonna say, don't let.
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  Speaker 5: Him happen usually, but I have never heard him.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you're.
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  Speaker 5: Accidentally. But my mother farts loudly and openly, but you
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  Speaker 5: know my dad in like public places. I'm like, seriously, God.
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  Speaker 3: Why more farting equality for ladies.
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  Speaker 7: That's my stance.
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  Speaker 5: And yet she doesn't like comedy.
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  Speaker 7: She is the comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Quiz. Okay, okay, sorry, I'm not trying to be very tasks.
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  Speaker 5: But now my batteries said low battery. Right now, you
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  Speaker 5: know you were right.
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  Speaker 7: I was wrong.
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  Speaker 5: My two seconds. I got another pair in the living.
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  Speaker 7: Room where I was, well, we have we have gone along.
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  Speaker 2: So I mean, you know, sorry, Kristen, I'm gonna have
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: to ask for a side vote that we take a
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: point off Laura's cumulative total for the delay.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: It's the first go around you my bonus point that
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I got from Yeah there you go.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, fair, because truthfully, you really weren't going to get that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Now you're so fucking obsessed with winning.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: I am not.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I was just kidding. I know it's it's her fame,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: don't split it kind of like how people think she's
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the nice one.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: How very dare you?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, you're you're sweet as fucking.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Pie, certainly nicer than me.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Well you hate children, You're you're a step away from
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: being like the mean old lady Rose was talking about.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing that's a question because she didn't say the name.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: It might be, it might not be. To be honest,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I was several beers deep when I did this quiz
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: last night.
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: Oh God, I hope it's a mess.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I can't wait, can't we ready?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Let's do this shit.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Question one?
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Why does Blanche say Dorothy can't help being dull and boring?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Hm?
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: That was also mean that I don't remember.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: I think you get a stump point?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: No clue, Oh I did it? I rang in It
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: was me. I get a point. The trivia turtle gets
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: a point because God made her that way so that
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: people like Blanche that were pretty and interesting wouldn't be commonplace.
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: H Sometimes Blanche is a bitch yep, yeah, yeah, to
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: be fair, sometimes.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: We all are.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, we all have our moments.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: What is the name of the first Barbara Thorndyke book.
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: God damn it, I did it again.
• 21:13
  Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I'm doing it with my left handish, Yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 13: she s sorry. I'm trying it with my left hand
• 21:21
  Speaker 13: because the MIC's in the way, so I switched.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Let's try that again. Let me just it's fine, let
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: me just finish real quick. We're gonna just We're not
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: going to punitively upset you or Kristen. We're just gonna
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: try it again. What is the name of the first
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Barbara Thorndyke book discussed in the episode? Oh, this is
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: awkward because now Kristen's first.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: But that's okay. Yes, go ahead, always.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: First, Evil wind over Pentacola.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, Evil Wind over Pensacola. Kristin, what's the score right now?
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: You and I have one point and and Laura have zero.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to point out that I started this
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: episode with a point. Guys, I'm doing it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: Yes, your gold star will be in the mail.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Fuck, you're the worst. You're the worst. Okay, here we go.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna reset the buzzer here and we're gonna do this.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Why does Sophia take that book with her to bed
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: every night? Kristen Farley to level out her bed. Yes,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: because her mattress frame lost a castor, which both Gina
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: and I looked at each other and Gina said, I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: think you can buy another caster. Yeah, no reason to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: upset a book. Next thing, you know, we're gonna have
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: to talk about Jonathan Bailey dancing.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Probably book.
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: She's a bitch.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, she's a bitch, but you know it's not bitchy
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: the continuation of stories. So let me just say to you,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson was unable to purchase the Elephant Man's Remains?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: So whose remains is he now trying to purchase?
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: Mm?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Hm oh Laura, Yeah, hangings out.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Patriarchy, no stump bonus? Who was the big Bopper? Kristin
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Farley a.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Musician, a singer who died in the plane with Buddy
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Holly yep, data music type.
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: And Richie Dnes But but like, who was he?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: What was his name?
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 24:09
  Speaker 12: I didn't know.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: What is it in your trivia? Gina?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: No, please tell us his real name.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, he was a musician and a disc jockey. You
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: were right about that, But I was looking for the name.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: It was Giles Perry Richardson.
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: So do I give the point to you and never know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: It's a no stump bonus. So there's no point for
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: anyone because I just it was more. Those are usually
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: more trivia about like a person or whatever. So no
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: point for me. I'm happy with my one point. Let's
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: let's go on. Why does Ranch? Why does Ranch ranch
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: ranch dress? Why does ranch dressing exist? I like blue cheese.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where I was going. Why does
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Blanche subscribe to that rag newspaper? Laura?
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: Yes, because it's the only one Elvis will talk to
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: from beyond the green.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: My mother in law is big in than Elvis.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: There's a there's an episode that I have been waiting
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: for that is finally coming up this season where we
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: there's more Elvis to it, and I'm so excited.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's a problematic.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Wait what.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: He was how old when he met Priscilla? She was
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: he groomed her?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: He yeah, yeah, but he always had like wow, but
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: he always had chaperones and things. He didn't like touch
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: her till she was of age and his wife.
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: Still he groomed her to become his wife. There was
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: no question about that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, gross, I don't I don't share the same feeling.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It's it's weird. But I think because he was such.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: A he's not as gross as Jimmy Saville.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: But well that's different. Yeah, that's sure, Yeah, different time.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: Mm hmm.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, what'schy?
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Okay. What is the title of Barbara's newest novel?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, let me scroll down. But there's so many choices.
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: It is good God, why she has so dark? The
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: waves on Biscayne Bay.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that is not correct.
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: That was not the news. I thought that was the
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: news on.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Let's let's go to the the next person on the list,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: which was Gina.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: I thought that was it. Dark Wave over to Biscayne Bays.
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: There was one other one mentioned.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I can.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: If you want to see what Kristen has.
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: Sure she does.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's written on here somewhere. I just can't find it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: I got it, Scarlet, Yep, that's it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You don't get it. I get the point because you
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: all answered once. So it was Scarlet Dawn at Boca Raton.
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: I thought the other one was the last.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 27:24
  Speaker 9: I knew somebody was reading it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I always was reading I always okay, okay, I thought
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: she was reading that other one.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was lighter on my list, so that's why
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: I thought it was later.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready ready? What is the new statue
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: behind the couch?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Fuck Kristen Farley the ungliest terra Cotta horse.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what that. I wrote. That appeared Laura
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: like four episodes ago maybe, and and every episode they're like,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a question, the worst is.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Gonna be a question.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Now it's question.
• 28:10
  Speaker 12: I haven't I think I just finished. Oh, I finished
• 28:13
  Speaker 12: the housekeeper. Note the bag that that lady carries. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: had that exact same bag but in purple. Oh wow,
• 28:23
  Speaker 12: is like a woven bag with leather straps.
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: Big toe bad. I love that.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Why does Rose say her name wasn't big dummy? Mm
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: hmm Gina.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Wells three other people in the town already had that name.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that is correct? Yeah, okay, next question,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. Yeah, what's the totals? Do you
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: ever want to give us a little?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Gina has one point yay, Aaron and Laura have two,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: and I have three.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Very close.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I'm winning up here.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: All right. Next question, why didn't mean old Lady Hickenlooper
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: always frown. Damn it. Kristin Farley, she had no smiling muscles.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: That is correct, she was born without the smiling muscles.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: What was Rose's first impression of Blanche.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Shit?
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Kristin Farley wore too much makeup and she was a slut.
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: Yes, fair, they all were weigh the fuck too much makeup?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, can I get the buzzer's reset for this one
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: and stare to see what happens. What was the title
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: of Barbara's first novel, Laura.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: Oh, first song Barbara? Okay, that must have been.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: The one talking about just now.
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: It was so dark the way is on Biscayn day.
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Yes, I saw Biscayne in that title.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: You oh yeah, hell yeah?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Next question, spell Biscayne.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: That's a real question.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Is that really the question?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: B I S C A Y N E yep.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: That's correct.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Good work, gosh, I actually wrote it down right. Can
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: you can you use it please?
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: Multiple?
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Can I get the origin please Biscayne Hospital in Florida.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: I meant Aaron using country of origin please.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Mm hm h yes I can. The question was fair
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: because Biscayne General Hospital was on the screen for several seconds. Okay,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: next up, what is Google?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry, hold on, user error hair, what was?
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Or?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry? What is Google? And flugel Christen adult hide and Seek?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, okay, mm hmmm.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: It's doing my best Gina impression at the literary What
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: at the literary restaurant? What does Dorothy order for lunch? Kristen?
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: Did I write this down?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Was it the old man in the seafood salad?
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: No? It was the thing after that, which I did
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: not because then they went into much I was writing,
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: sell it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Nah, never mind, I can't say it now.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone else has to go, and then you can
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: go again.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, if I'm struggling, I can't.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: It wasn't the creeps of breath.
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: And it wasn't so much on catching the rye bread
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: with a slide of Jordan Bernard's slaw.
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: It wasn't the Edgar Allen potatoes.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: I think I know it was.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, I.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Guess Aaron gets it?
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Sorry?
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Is it for whom the stuff meet mushrooms toll?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: No, kind of, but no it was. It was for
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: whom the stuffed pepper tolls.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: Yes, that's right, I knew.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I knew something italiany vaguely.
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: I know it Strom the bell tolls.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: But I hated then. That's all I could remember.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I love the stuff that I love stuff me pepper.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: With a P.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: I can't even walk by them in the grocery store.
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: The smell of them makes me oh wow wow.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well two questions laugh, no surprise, Kristin's
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: probably gonna win. Also, I think I have the next
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: highest score, which is shocking. Okay, excited too.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: I'm waiting.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna start giving Kristin a like handicap. Whatever she
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: rings in will take off like ten milliseconds, just to
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: be fair to our other players. Fucking Jeopardy. Want to
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: be over here with a clicker like all fast and shit.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. We love you. It's it's it's something
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: for people to aspire to. They want to kick your ass,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: I aspire to kicking your ass.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: What is the name of the establishment? Barbara invited again?
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: Sorry, go ahead, Kristin, you won.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: No, she didn't finish it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: The what is the name of the establishment? Barbera invites
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: the girls and their dates.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: To fuck God damn it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: The Mortimer Club.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's correct, the Mortimer Club.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Kristen point fifteen or fifteen millica. I don't know how
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: that works.
• 34:23
  Speaker 11: That was that close, really close fifty like what's point
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: fifteen like fifteen seconds milliccond.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, fifteen milliseconds.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was point fifteen milliseconds, So fifteen percent of
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: a millisecond was the difference in that buzzin. If I
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: was doing the punitive golf thing, do you know, would
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: have technically been first due to the but but we're
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: not doing that yet. Just does to consider to win
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: It's dirt to golf thing.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Look at it. Oh no, I was saying that there
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: should be a handicap so fast will take like ten
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: milliseconds off.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: I beat her twice. I could do it again.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Now look I love this. I love the
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: people come with the intent to like murder her and
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: every time she's like, fuck you guys, I'm smarter than you.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: It's so much right faster. Yeah, that's exhausting. Yeah, well
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: it's almost done. Here's the last question.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, I thought that was it?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, after all the practice she's had lately, what is
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Dorothy prepared to do?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Mm? Oh, Laura, oh.
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: Shit, the horses behind in the masquerade thing?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, be the horses.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, correct, yeah, horses ass.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: The final score is Gina with one yay, Aaron got three,
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Laura got four.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Eight.
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: Excuse me, all right, fast, I'm too fast on the buzzer.
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: That's the one problem.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I just yeah, yeah, you're you. Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: I have to practice.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, alright, practice maybe well, at some point, reconsider
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: the let me finish the question, because truthfully, most of
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: the time, if I'm not done, people would get it
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: wrong anyway, probably, but it's fine for now. That's how
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: we live. Look at Gina's dancing, Kristen's making faces. I
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: just don't even know what's happening. So why don't we
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: go to Gina for some trivia?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Aaron Scabaretti. So Bonnie Bartlett played Barbara Thorndyke bitch.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: She was insane elsewhere and she was the mom in Twins.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Remember that one. I mean, I remember the movie, but
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I don't recall that well enough.
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: But I think maybe that's.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Where I work.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Monty Ash was Murray Gutman. He was a Knight of
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: the Meek episode of twilight Zone. Brad Trumble was the
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: may Or d He was on The Karen Burnette Show.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: This episode is almost an exact remake of the nineteen
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: seventy two Mary Tyler Moore episode Some of my best
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: friends are Rhoda.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Hmmm.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: We looked up Ros's horse and the pattern looks sort
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: of like an apple loosa.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: It's kind of just like a cow even.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: Spotted. It's yeah, yeah, it's a little different kind of
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: spotting them.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: I can remember if we had any We're looking up
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: some trivia live.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, I just like to see the pictures of
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: the people.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Oh I see, let's see.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson wanted the Elephant Man's bones. He felt a
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: connection to Joseph Merrick due to having physical differences and
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: being isolated.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, huh yeah, issues.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: We already we pointed out already with each meal on
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: the menu that they went to is a play on
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: words in the literary realm Edgar Allan Poe.
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: Tatoes, m hmm.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: They mentioned several authors, poets, writers, Bernard Malanude. Malanude wrote
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: The Natural and he was a Jewish author, So it's
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: just funny that she had that author at the ready.
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: It's okay, you can be an author, you just can.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: Don't want to eat in the same room with me.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: Right right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: She mentioned Dorothy Parker, she mentioned Norman Mailer. Who else
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: did she mentioned? I didn't even get a chance to
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: write them all.
• 38:35
  Speaker 12: Funnily donated a copy of Schwartzenegger's I don't know Schwartzenegger's
• 38:41
  Speaker 12: Bodybuilding for Women.
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: I found it in our donations.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: The pictures are hilarious, They're funny as hell.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's absolutely that is all I have.
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: I have something else, please.
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: Bonnie Bartlett, the actress that played Barbara Thorndyke, got booed
• 38:59
  Speaker 12: by the live audience after they performed this episode.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Like when they went there do their bows.
• 39:07
  Speaker 12: I guess it's just that's all it, says she was
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: by the live audience after they performed the episode.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's a sign like it really
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: struck you. But it's like, yeah, I don't, don't the actress, Yeah,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: that's wow.
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  Speaker 12: She also says it's weird that the alleged Morn Book
• 39:21
  Speaker 12: Club is the most exclusive club in Miami and they
• 39:23
  Speaker 12: don't know that it's restricted.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I think you'd kind of know that that would be
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: one of the things.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: You've heard of this club, that it's so exclusive.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: And it's so exclusive.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: She was on r I used to love Home Improvement.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: She was on General Hospital, she was on Fall. She's
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: been in a lot of stuff. Yeah sure, yeah, sequest
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: DSV they call Where are My Children? I love that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: The other day is that the one with Jonathan Brandis
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: he talked to the.
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: Dolphin Boyscheiter and Michael Ironside.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Her guy died so young.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: That was just terrible.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, well look let's get into the villain here,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: because my girl Dorothy, she fucked up this week.
• 40:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, until her very last line to the lady. Then
• 40:17
  Speaker 12: she pretall yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: But she was a villain up until the last moment. First,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: she before she even has like a better offer, she
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't even really want to go to this charity ball
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: thing with Rose, and obviously there were conversations that she
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: was going. They've gone for five years, and Rose went
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: and got a couple's costume for them to wear, so obviously,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: like she had said she was going. So she's a liar. Also,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: then she's super snooty with her friends, like she gets
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: their new author friend and then immediately starts talking about
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: she has stimulating conversation at home with her friends. Fuck
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: you Dorothy, you don't stimulate me with your hideous feet
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: all the time, showing dick. Then they're talking about Blanche
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: meeting Arnold Schwarzenegger and she's like, oh, I wanted him
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to sign my thigh, but he wouldn't, so he signed
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: his book and she goes, yeah, well he was probably
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable about seeing a thigh bigger than his own. Man,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: it was a bodybuilder. That is the meanest fat shame, Like,
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: how big are you saying Blanche's thighs are. Then her
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: friends are like, hey, I think your friend's a dick,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: and she straight up gets like aggressive, like full on
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: fight or flight anxiety. She's fight mode all the way
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: and starts talking down to her friends and telling them
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: they can't tell her who to be friends with, not
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: what happened. They were just like, we're your friend and
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: she's a dick, and she's like, fuck you guys, I'm
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: out here, rude. Then she gets a better offer to
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: go to this literary event with these authors and she
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: cancels on Rose, and Rose is like visibly shook. So
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: that's upsetting. And then just in general, I want to
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: call out and even though Dorothy is still my girl,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: but like, here's the deal, she's a terrible judge of character.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Like episode after episode, not only is she stands with
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: this anti Semitic bitch, but then she has Stan, and
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: because Stan wasn't bad enough, then she sleeps with Stan's brother,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: who's basically like, fuck you, I'm gonna go fuck the stewardess.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: And he's Rice too.
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: I must have not seen that one yet. That must
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: be in between where I am.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And oh maybe yeah, there's yeah. Then she has that
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: like married teacher. She tries to fuck that priest. Dorothy
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: is like actually not a good judge of men or friends. Like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: it's shocking that she has as close of a relationship
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: with these two women. So that's why in this episode
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Dorothy's shocking lack of judge of character. And uh, I
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: think I'm smarter than everybody else, which let's be real,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: It'll like there's some parallels there. I sometimes am the
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: smartest person in the room and I let people know,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: and so I can also be a villain. So as
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Mother Gothard says, if you want me to be the
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: bad guy, fine, I'll be the bad guy.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Done, And that's that's my story, is there anything that
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: you would like to share with our audience, Laura, before
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: we wrap our.
• 43:29
  Speaker 12: Show, if you'd like to look at some weird things
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: that you might be interested in buying. My husband and
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: I are selling all of our worldly possessions and we
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: have a very interesting collection of art and toys. It's
• 43:41
  Speaker 12: available at eldrichtoybox dot com.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, awesome, they have cool stuff. I have been putting
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: all of the all of my other non Disney pins
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: and buttons on those purple banners that you sent me. Yes,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I will be adding these the Josh rausch Anti Current
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: and the Wrong Reasons buttons to that as well. It's
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: become my non Disney happy place.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: So I like that.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: But so much cool stuff, some cool stitches and things.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Check out. Definitely check out a lot of stuff when
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: you're doing that, though, don't forget to check us out.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And where can they do that? Kristen.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: You can find us across all socials at Amelani pod
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: and you can also email us at on alanipod at
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Hi, It's me again, Hi Abby. Today we have gluten
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: free cakes from Hold the Wheat because I couldn't find
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: another vegan cheesecake. So it's a vegan gluten free cake
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: with nella frosting.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, perfect, I love it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Thank You'm sorry that I failed you, but I was
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: taking a nap.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: You rob me a cake.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: I'm happy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Of course it was made with love.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I cut it with my paws. So I tasted
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: it on my feet and this is me. Yeah, my
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: feet tastes good and they smell like free doos.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: I don't like free dos.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, bye everyone, bye bye. Okay, well, it's not
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: coming back if she doesn't like dogs.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: I don't want to have a dog, because having a
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: dog is like having a toddler. I don't want to
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: own a dog.
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: I would like to go work in a dog shelter
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: and play with dogs and then walk away. I don't
• 45:52
  Speaker 12: want to take them outside.
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: I don't want to.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I don't think she understands that I'm a producer on
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: this show.
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: You gotta kiss a little dog?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: It sorry, it's okay, absorable, Okay, Okay, she could stay. Okay, well, yeah, bye,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: let's get out of here before Abby talks again.
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, by