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Jelq Boys | Son of a Boy Dad #238 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: from my rand Israel. Alright ready, yeah, alrighty, Welcome back
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  Speaker 3: to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is October. First fall is here. We are alive
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  Speaker 3: from each Q.
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  Speaker 1: Trace, where's the fucking time go?
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  Speaker 3: Where's the fucking time? Yomber flew by. I was a
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  Speaker 3: fetus exactly. No, it's fucking now. It's now.
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  Speaker 1: It's October, and I can legally drink buy porno.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited to be back with you, guys.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand what you just said.
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  Speaker 1: Did I that I grew up fast?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, I still not getting it. You said you could
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  Speaker 3: legally drink buy porno.
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  Speaker 1: I can legally drink and buy porno. Oh I was
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  Speaker 1: a fetus and now I can do vice vice things legally.
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  Speaker 3: I see, I see. Very nice.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get the fucking ball roll. Maybe we'll just cut
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  Speaker 1: this part of it. I'm happy to be back with
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  Speaker 1: you guys too, and I just got back from a
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  Speaker 1: long week in Chicago. We did Yeah, very nice, long
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  Speaker 1: week in Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: Very long. It was crazy how long you guys were there.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be back last night.
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  Speaker 2: We did say that we appreciated you hold down the
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  Speaker 2: pod while we were away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of my thing, making magic.
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  Speaker 1: Any funny jokes while we were going.
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  Speaker 2: No, not really.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I only did one episode, but how you
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  Speaker 3: guys with Gardini.
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  Speaker 1: But what about the one with Nick and KB and
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  Speaker 1: Final Work.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we did that one too. I totally forgot that.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like that was a month ago.
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  Speaker 1: That was an instant classic. Yeah, that broke the internet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so funny. It was just like a
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  Speaker 3: normal episode. And then people are like this, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: Dave needs to pay one hundred million dollars to keep
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  Speaker 3: these guys together. Yeah, and I was like, I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was just like a it was a fine podcast.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, thank god those late thirties guys got out
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  Speaker 1: of there, so some other late thirties guys could get
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  Speaker 1: in there so we could swap late thirties guys.
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  Speaker 3: It was a good episode. It was crazy. That was
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  Speaker 3: the last time when we recorded that. It was right
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  Speaker 3: after the Jets beat the Patriots, and that was when
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  Speaker 3: we were like, the Patriots had a bad game, but
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  Speaker 3: there's still be They're still going to be good. And
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  Speaker 3: then this week it was just Patriots are the worst
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  Speaker 3: team in the worst team maybe ever in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: You need to you need to scrape your Patriots tattoo
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  Speaker 1: off your back.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: For it was literally I was looking in the mirror
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  Speaker 3: this morning and I was wearing all my Patriots gear
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  Speaker 3: and I was thinking, I was like, this just doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even feel good. It feels gross.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking the Patriots logo is kind of stupid as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty sick.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Is it supposed to be a guy
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  Speaker 1: in like a tricorn hat or what?
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Or it's just like a face. It's like a Mount
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  Speaker 1: Rushmore morphed into a flag.
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  Speaker 2: I would think it would be a soldier from the
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  Speaker 2: Revolutionary War.
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  Speaker 1: He has a Revolutionary War jawline and cheek bone.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's, uh, you know what what?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: What was the the Union Army? No, that's the Civil War.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't the Union.
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  Speaker 1: It looks weirdly Native American. It's like a kind of
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  Speaker 1: Native American hue to it. He has this nice Native
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  Speaker 1: American cheek bone, and fucking the headdress. The headdress is
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  Speaker 1: a little bit Native American.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's just a dude with some sick ass hair.
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  Speaker 1: Dreads. It's a white dude with dreads.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's like riding on a city bike, one
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  Speaker 3: of the silver ones. He's riding on one of the
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  Speaker 3: fast ones. That's why his hair is all blowing in
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  Speaker 3: the wind, shaking.
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  Speaker 1: His white guy dreads out in the wind. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: make any fucking sense of all the logos that have
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  Speaker 1: gotten redone, why not redo that one. We'll go back
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  Speaker 1: to the dude.
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  Speaker 3: Don't need to redo great inness, brother, I mean, already
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  Speaker 3: finished product.
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  Speaker 1: It's they're literally sinking the brand right now. How shitty
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  Speaker 1: they're playing.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. The Eagles are probably worse
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  Speaker 3: than the Patriots. No shit, the Eagles suck.
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  Speaker 1: I would go back to the old Eagles logo.
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  Speaker 3: No problem, Baker Mayfield owns you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any problem going hand up. We suck
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  Speaker 1: right now, and I think you being defensive about you
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  Speaker 1: yourself sucking.
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  Speaker 3: I just said that we were the worst team. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: ever in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you gotta change the logo. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's what comes down somehow.
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  Speaker 3: The Panthers are like a Super Bowl contender all of
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  Speaker 3: a sudden.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make a lick of sense, doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: one eye Yoto since it's nice to talk.
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  Speaker 2: Ball, though, it is nice tuckball.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll be honest, the ball is not. It's not
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  Speaker 3: really scratching the itch for me. Right now?
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  Speaker 2: Did I beat you in fantasy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? No you did.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was smoking you, then you came back. Then I
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  Speaker 1: came back.
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  Speaker 3: You guys both had very low scores.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up. I didn't win. I had like an eighty
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  Speaker 2: chance to win, super close. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what if it was the show? What if
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  Speaker 1: this show was called Talking Ball with the Fellas, but
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  Speaker 1: instead of Fellas, it's pronounced it's about f E L
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  Speaker 1: L I.
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  Speaker 3: S Talking Ball with Fellas. That only gives me one Well,
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  Speaker 3: you're the side yeuy, you're not the Fellas brother, You're
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  Speaker 3: not on the logo Fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then again, that makes it seem as if
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  Speaker 2: I am the host of the show. No, you're the guests.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking ball.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking ball.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas with Fellas, fellas we need.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like to denote that you two are
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  Speaker 2: part of the show.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, they know we're a part of the show
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  Speaker 3: because of the massive logo with our names on it.
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  Speaker 2: What about getting sassy about ball.
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  Speaker 1: A league of our own, A sassy league of.
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  Speaker 2: Our own, a damn sassy ball conversation with the fellas
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  Speaker 2: with the fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not really doing it for me.
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  Speaker 1: You're just like talking ball with the fellas.
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  Speaker 3: I like talking with the fellows.
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  Speaker 2: What does do it for you?
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't really know anymore Black
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: Op six when it comes out, hopefully, I've been playing
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  Speaker 3: video games at all.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you do all week while we were going.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was desired to go home for the for
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  Speaker 3: a wedding, which also multiple people asked me, including the groom.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, why did you say that there was
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  Speaker 3: an Indian wedding? And I was like, I don't really know.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, I was like, Roan just said that,
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  Speaker 3: and I just went along with it. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know why the groom listens, Yeah, like
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  Speaker 3: my mom masked, like everyone was asking me like, why
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  Speaker 3: did you guys call it an Indian wedding.
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  Speaker 2: They I genuinely don't know.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I think one person listened and then just passed it on.
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  Speaker 2: You're never gonna guess what they what Sas said about
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  Speaker 2: this wedding. He called you an Indian, but I didn't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Roan, do you even remember why you called an
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  Speaker 3: Indian wedding because it's like eight days?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Because a week long, and because you said that they
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  Speaker 1: were going to be serving heaps of butter chicken that
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  Speaker 1: you would eat by balling it up with your fingers.
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  Speaker 2: Did I say that?
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  Speaker 1: I remember you saying that there'd be rogan josh ga lore,
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  Speaker 1: that you'd have all the lossy the mango losses that
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  Speaker 1: you could drink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't for the life of me,
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  Speaker 3: I could. I just kept on being like, I really
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's so respectful that your family listens to it. I
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  Speaker 1: think any all my family gave this a try, this
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: podcast a try, and they were like, you're an embarrassment.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my sister listens. Everyone I know who has found
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: out that I don't even actually tell people that I
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: have a podcast anymore. People that I know really yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I people I know give it a listen and
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  Speaker 2: they say, you know, they just come to me and say, listen,
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  Speaker 2: I tried it and it just sorry, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: for me, and I got tired of hearing that, so
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  Speaker 2: now I just keep it a secret.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: It's crazy because everybody like will be like associating it.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: They'll be like, oh, your podcast with Pat Bev, but
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: this podcast does better than that. Oh yeah, this podcast
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  Speaker 1: is the future, the future in the present.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about that in the shower this morning,
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: ding this podcast is at its peak yet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, no, you don't think so, not until you
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  Speaker 3: Well, when it's like when it's like we're getting like
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: five thousand listeners and we're like should we ended? Is
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• 11:36
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  Speaker 1: I think she's coming. Got a couple of people who
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You should be able to do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that's the only thing that we could do that
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  Speaker 2: I could do it. I could, I could do it
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  Speaker 2: another way. I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking. I'm thinking of two big ones right now.
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  Speaker 3: And no, I didn't even think of the M word.
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  Speaker 2: That's in the third you were thinking.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was thinking of a murder.
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  Speaker 1: As acts acts of the apostles.
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  Speaker 2: True?
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  Speaker 1: What uh wait?
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  Speaker 2: Really quick? Speaking of the pap F pod, So, Ronan
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: and I flew home from Chicago together. Yeah, and that
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  Speaker 2: O'Hare airport is It's like I would imagine what it
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  Speaker 2: was like to come to Ellis Island as an immigrant
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  Speaker 2: during the wave of immigration.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone talks about O'Hare, but I don't. O'Hair has never
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  Speaker 3: really bothered me.
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  Speaker 2: It's not great. First of all, the traffic out there,
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  Speaker 2: it's just impossible. The traffic got there is insane.
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  Speaker 3: Trip to JFK every time, every but not even just
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  Speaker 3: going to the airport, just going anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: They also had me change my name when I got there.
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  Speaker 1: They said I sounded too ethnic.
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  Speaker 2: They did, and then they made you lift your tongue
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  Speaker 2: to check for weavels and black spots.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and I swore there were no weavils, but they
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  Speaker 1: still detained me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they took a pair of chopsticks and squeezed your
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  Speaker 2: tongue and lifted it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed because Francis was kicking my axe.
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  Speaker 2: But before we get to that, you're forgetting the good
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  Speaker 2: start you had, which is that we were in the
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  Speaker 2: fucking clear tsa pre check line which was pretty fucking long,
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  Speaker 2: and a clear agent saw Ron. There's a whole line,
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, all right, we'll have you start a
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  Speaker 2: second line right here, and he brought Ron and I
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  Speaker 2: was just in Round's back pocket, so I trundled along
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  Speaker 2: after him brought him right up to the front and
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  Speaker 2: started a new line and then turned to him and
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm a big fan. Damn, that's sick. And
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  Speaker 2: the guy was African American.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a rap. He's like, I'm d Boy
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  Speaker 1: to black Boy like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm ron code switched right into black voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and that.
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  Speaker 2: Was immediately like, oh, I know d Boy to black Boy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's my favorite name. And they talked about battle rap
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: and then the guy revealed that he's a huge fan
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: of the pat BEV pod and then was like, I'm
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: quitting that pod because he went to Israel. Yeah, and
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I don't like the Jews, so I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: let's get through this line before you let him know.
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  Speaker 2: And then the people to our left got angry. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, because the guy was like. The woman was like,
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  Speaker 2: we we My husband was in the non clear TSA
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  Speaker 2: line and he's already beaten me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it was much longer, they said, there was
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  Speaker 1: fifty people longer. Yeah, flipping out of this.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: She was like, what's going on here, and the guy
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: was like, don't worry, You'll get through.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: And she was like he was like spits and bars
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: let's see if you can get the rest.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: And then he was like are you by sixteen? And
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: then she was like, well, I'm going next right and
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: he was like no, no, we're gonna go with them.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: And then you meaning us, yeah, and she goes why.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: And like, I don't make the rules.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but he did make the rules. He does
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: make the he's just as a fan of Roan ushered
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: him to the front and invented a whole new line. Yeah,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: and so we went through, which is pretty cool. And
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: then uh, and then things started going poorly for Ron.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Well he had I mean, that was my one. He
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: challenged you, Francis has he just whipped my ass travel
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: wise in just the smallest ways. It was like probably
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: like going against Tom Brady or something like that, Like
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you play quarterback, I play quarterback. He was just playing
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: more efficiently.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: You should see me then way less efficiently. Make Francis,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: it look like it's for his first time at the airport.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: You're fucking live. Take that back, fly by, take that back.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: You're like Bryce Young.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: You know when you get to the airport and they
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: have all the different lines, I wait and I study
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: the lines for like for like five to ten minutes.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Geez. That's because I really remember about traveling with you
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: is walking one hundred miles to the wrong gate and
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: then having a sprint through the airport.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: I go which line is my line, and then I
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: stick to my line, and I usually it's Sky Priority,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: as honestly that's my line.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: You you might actually be the worst traveler I've ever
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: traveled with.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I remember when we were in La Guardia and we
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: flew came straight from here, and you went to Clear
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: and I went to Sky Priority, and I had to
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: like set up. I had to like set my backpack
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: on the side of like a pillar and like use
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: it as a pillow because I was getting tired of
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: standing for so long waiting that you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Got through before him, almost no chance to swear to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: God man moves with a seal team six you.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: You did, but that was luck and it was nowhere
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: near enough to undo how bad your fumble was leading
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: us to the wrong gate. The time that we had
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to then sprint, that was like years ago. I don't
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: feel like we probably talked about it, like what forty
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: episodes ago, and it was probably like three months ago.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: He had to self tag my bag. Francis got through
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: faster with that one. When we got to the airplane,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: he had, I guess checked a different box. I checked
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: in before him, booked before him. But he got the
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: upgrade to Delta comfort. Plus. I was sitting in the
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: middle row steerage. Nasty work. And then coming you guys
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: both got.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Booked on first class for barstool stuff.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: We usually last last flight out of town, last flight
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: out of town.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: It was nasty, were coach middle seat.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I had to fight, I had to get into I
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: haven't fought for the arm rest in years. I was
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: dusting off the war manual.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, I sat. I sat coach on the way to
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: matt Flue to back home to Boston. And I sat
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: coach and uh and I sat down and I was
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: in the window seat and there was no one in
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: my row, and I was like, dude, coach is honestly
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: like just as good as first class. And I was like,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: this is great. And then it's the doors are about
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: to close. A mom and four kids come and sit
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: down next to me. They can't. She falls asleep immediately
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I'm taking care of the children
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: like that. I'm like try, I'm like closing my eyes.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: These kids are like walking across my chest like to
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: the other kid, and the flight attendants coming up to
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: me being like, can you grab her and put her?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Like the whole flight.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Just burping a baby.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, the mom is just completely asleep.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Breastfeeding a young child.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Brutal. They don't get that in first class. They don't
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: allow kids in first class.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that can't be true.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Is that true? Yeah, not true. You gotta be over eighteen,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: it should be true. I do think that genuinely. If
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: you have a child that is prone to wailing for
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: a lot of the flight, then you should not be
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: allowed to sit in first class.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You should have to subject that. You should subject more
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: people to that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well it's just that you expect and coach
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: you don't get as mad about it, and coach you
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: do get mad about it in first clas first classes
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: is a sanctuary.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It's a safe space.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, us going into us, going into like Delta skuy
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Mile talk is just us being away for a week
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: and just being like, okay, let's get the fundamentals down
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: on the playoff. That's hit just like fucking some bunts,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: some fucking line drives exactly. Let's just make sure that
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking the bat's still working. The bat is still working.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I was, this is so insane. On the flight home,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I was just like I don't know, and I was looking. Oh,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I had wrought my my headphones that died, so I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: couldn't listen to music, I couldn't watch a movie. So
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I just started looking at old photos.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Oh that's the go too.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: On my phone and I went and looked at my
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: old wedding photos. Oh wow. It was so sad. And
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I was just like so sad, almost like on the
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: verge of tears, when the guy to my right tapped
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: me on the shoulder and was like, I just had
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: to tell you. I listened to every episode of Oops
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: and was like, you got me through COVID and he's
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: been watching me look at like so he knows everything
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: about my personal life and he's seeing me look at
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: old wedding phone. That is so brutal. That is insane.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: You know, on an airplane you feel your emotions like
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: three or four times. Oh yeah, so he was almost
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: like comforting me. Yeah, he definitely was, And he was
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: almost like it looks like a lovely day.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: He's dude, he's watching a podcaster that he likes, that
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: he knows just got divorced, go through his old wedding albums.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: He was probably like, what the fuck is happening right now?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I'd rather walk in on someone jerking off.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is brutal.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's brutal. That's so nasty. Imagine being next to Tom
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Siguera on the phone around the plane as he's doing
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: the same thing. I can't imagine seeing a podcast or
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I love doing that.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was sad. It also made me realize,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: you know I have everyone's was watching.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to get that screen protector where you
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: can't see it to the left and right. Yeah, it's
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: being sad.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Look at pictures of your wedding in privacy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: You need a safe That's why you need first class
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: so you have enough of a buffer zone to be
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: sad on your own plane. What a beautiful day, though.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Is there any part of it you want to relive?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Any great parts of it? What was the what were
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the the food options my wedding?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't want to. We're okay now, all right,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: all right, find me on a plane. I'll show you
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: the whole album.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, you do get more emotional on planes. I cried
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: watching Goodwill Hunting and it was like the thirtieth time
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: i'd seen it when I ever once cried, and I
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: was like like like literally like wiping tears off my
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: eyes watching it, which part the whole movie, like front
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: to back, just crying like.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: A ship out of the kid at the playground, and.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like, he didn't deserve that. No,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what. That's the only time I've ever
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: cried watching a movie. I'm really a big crier. I
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: don't know if you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Guys watching The bee Keeper on the way Out really yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, fucking state though, fucking bees.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You should have just gone with the power movies.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: When your headphones die, some people just play they'll just
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: watch them on their phone and they'll just play it
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: out loud.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You're talking about you're talking about black people.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, black people love doing that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: They were specifically talking about black people playing lands.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: They're on speaker phone immediately screaming.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It's such a sick move. It's such a powerful move.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Or like walking through the mall with like oh yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: a speaker yeah, like an American flag outfit or something.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: We had the rehearsal dinner on Friday, and my grandma
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: got a call from one of her friends and she
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: was on They didn't know they were on FaceTime, and.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Well they were probably in like New Deli time.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: They were both just talking on the phone and it
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: was just the camera just right up against their cheeks
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: and talking.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Neither of them knew they were on FaceTime.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Good ship older people. Older people don't
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: know as much about technology.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fools.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I've been watching Silicon Valley classic shows. Pretty good, very good,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: pretty good, really good. It's really well written, it's pretty Uh,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: I don't It's not like I'm not like hooting and hollering,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: but there's some parts that make the lot is actually
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: really good.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's brilliant, and you'll kind of go like, yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: a couple of those.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: No, I had some really laugh hard moments.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I'd say there's like there's like usually like two jokes
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: an episode where I laugh, but it's not like always
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: sunny or like Workaholics, where you're just howling the whole time.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I just watched the most recent season of Sonny. It
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: was really only one episode that made me laugh. Really hard.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Really the first one, the first one where they open
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: up Frank's or when they open up Charlie's door and
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: they found out he has another room. Yeah, that might
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: have been the hardest I've ever laughed at that one.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: And then all the inflatable stuff.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't think like the testl episode was money.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Oh maybe I haven't seen that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: That's the last episode.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Then I haven't seen. Yah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like you would like that one.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll watch that one.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It's like all the technology goes wrong and Dennis is
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: trying to get it back.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: That was that wasn't really exposing much. I just like
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: you would enjoy that episode.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: What do you ever know? With you?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: That episode's also good because they talk about it on
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: the podcast, like they talk about he tells the story
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: like months before it comes out. Oh cool, And then
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: they may ended up making it into an episode that's fun.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You think if we played like the Newlyweds game, you'd
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: be able to like know all the information about SaaS,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like favorite TV show or favorite.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Food or like, yeah, I do, because I just think
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: that there's so little you have to memorize about him.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I don't agree.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You think you're an onion, you think you're multifaceted.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think we.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Got to play the newly wegged game. But you can't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: try and fuck him up.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Though I will, I'll ruin it. You cannot ruin the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: new game. I'm want to ruin it on purpose.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: This will be a chance to see if Francis is
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Uh is as close with you as I think he is.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I think I think.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think he is like a book.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I think you guys think you're close with me, and
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: then I go home and I just do whatever this.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I know I'm not close, but you guys.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Don't know what I'm doing.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: What I did? You know what I did the other day?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: What for us? I went and tried to reserve some
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: time at the batting cages.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Why did you do that?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be important for us, trying to please,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: don't do that, trying to spend more time with you
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: and you know your life and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Going to the batting cages.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: We went one time when in Chicago.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You guys did no me.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't you come with us?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't go to any batting cages.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's time for you to go to the
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: batting cages.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I get asked to go to the batting cages all
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: the time for softball.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to go to the batting cages right.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: When my swing is perfect.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: How many hits do you have this season in softball?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I have like fifteen RBIs really
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: yeah thingers, yeah bombs.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You have not hit a single bombs.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm a I'm like a strategy got like like
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: a billy bean would look at me and be like, oh,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: he doesn't hit the ball far, he doesn't hit hard,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: but he gets on bass. No, just gets on base.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: That's all we want.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I respect that, but I think that you could turn
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: those singles into dingers. That's like the evolution of a player.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: That's how you know he's ready from double A to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the to the majors.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: If I promise not to get to sort of directorial
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: and two in the weeds on you, will you let
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: me coach you at the batting cages? No? Why not?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Because I don't want to do that. I bought you
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: a glove. I have a glove, good glove too. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: have a new one for you.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's the last thing any ballplayer wants is a
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: new glove.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: The new technology. It's already it's one of the pre
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: broken in ones.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: One wants that mine's broken into my exact.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I thought it would be important for me to hand
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: it down to you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm okay, how did you break it in? Oil
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: or mattress or both combine shine?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I put it under my couch, but that didn't really
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: do anything.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I put mine under the car tire ball in it,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: and then rubber bands and baby oil.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: They say that the oil is actually bad for the glove.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It just makes it wear and tear way faster.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know this.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: You're What you're really supposed to do is get a
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: mallet and just like smash it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: In like that the center of it, or smash it flat.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Like you're smash it like where you would be catching
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: the ball.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Interesting with your hand in it. Yeah, interesting, bro. I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: always fucking sucked at baseball. I've always been fucking terrible
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: at baseball sport. Yeah, I got smoked in the head
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: by by a pitch and Little league, and it definitely
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: knocked me unconscious. But I got like so nervous that
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I was like that other people were gonna be, uh
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: like worried about me that I pretended I wasn't knocked unconscious. Yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm fine. Yeah, I popped back
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: or I like tried to like that.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: That happened to me when I was younger and I
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: played soccer and I tried to do it. A ball
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: went like one hundred feet up into the air and
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I tried to hit it with my head and just
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: hit me straight in the side of the fa. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: went down like my mouth was bleeding. It was brutal,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: but then you just got to play it off and
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: be like I meant to do that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like crying, not even because you're crying, because
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you're like nose has swollen. Yeah, I'm good.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I remember. It hurts so bad.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I remember playing football, and uh we would go like
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: play in high school. We would play like our side
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: of the tracks versus their side of the tracks football,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: and we had odd numbers, so people had to sub in.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: A kid got an interception. I was the one subbed
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: out for that one play and I came off the
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: field and I fucking speared the kid, And the next
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: week they brought back like a bunch of like bad dudes,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: and like coming down the field, one of them just
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: fucking suckered me in the face and fucking probably broke
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: my nose. And then just yesterday I finally went to
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: an e NT to be like, hey, like I can't
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: breathe out of my nose. Yeah, and it's been like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: this for twenty years, Like, is there anything you could
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: do to help me? I was like, how bad?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Seven out or like one out of one out of ten?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: He's like probably like a seven and a half out
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: of ten, damn badly.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: So it's broken.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: It's just like h deviated and there's everything's like swollen
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: inside of it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I did that. I had that same thing happen. Then
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I did the surgery.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was life changing.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: It was life changing, but it was a nightmare.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Didn't you say that the surgery is like pretty risky.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I feel like we talked about
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: the surgery a while. I think most people it depends
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: on how fucked up your nose is. But most people
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: it's not that bad. Mine was really bad because they
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: had to break break over.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I feel like we talked about that a
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: while ago.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'll sleep for a fucking a full night
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of sleep and I'll wake up like I didn't even
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's time. It's time to do the surgery.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: And because of your nose.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm like, I'm not getting like full like
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: breaths in.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Are you getting are you mouth taping?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I need to start a mouth tape, but I might
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: just die if my mouthhait the amount of blocking in
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: my nose all mouth tape and just fucking wake up
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: blue and fucking cold.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Imagine waking up next to someone in bed and their
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: mouth taped and they died in their sleep, they like suffocated.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I was just imagining that one round.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be so fucked Like imagine your wife
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: having to like rip the tape off your mouth.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I wake up like.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: A mummy went out forgot went out for a couple
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: of minutes there.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Just like waking up expecting to be next to my wife.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And just like Saint Peter's reading off the ledger and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Someone is going to die from the mouth tape and
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: it's gonna end up.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: No one will mouth tape.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Ever again, some people have the nose opening breathe right
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: strip technologies getting crazy. It's like now, he was like,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you trying to have to go a night of like
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: what is it a nephrin something I don't know, some
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: kind of nasal spray, a night of the breathe right strip,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: night of combination, and then, uh, they're probably just gonna
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: give me the surgery regardless. It sucks, but I'm looking
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: forward to finally getting through with it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: You're gonna bring your own three days of it's three
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: days of hell.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I already have something. No, I'm good, I'm good. I'm
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: self medicated.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: What's your ars? Twenties no eighty eighties.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Oxy coffins popped a couple of coffins before.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Like, the anesthesiologist is coming and I just swat him
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: out of the way with my own gut. I'm good
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: flicking a fucking syringe. I'll get this one.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: That would be so funny, freeing your own medication to
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: a surgery.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I was I was thinking of a new show idea.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You know the show Love is Blind.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I've never watched it, though, I was thinking of a
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: new show idea. Well, so on Love is blind. You
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: don't know what anybody looks like, and you're all just
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: in a two like incubators, two little rooms, super meeting
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: one another, two pods, and you wind up picking your
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: love based on their voice and their personality exclusively. M
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I think a spin spin off Love is Black? Oh,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, And it's just a group of white presenting
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: black guys and black presenting white guys, mixed with white
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: presenting black women and black presenting white women, and nobody
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: knows who's who.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows the race that good.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Love is Black, yeah, or I guess they could be
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Love as White, but it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Could be blind, but black plays more.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe Love is Blonde? Yeah, Love is blonde. It's a
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: bunch of women with different colored hair and you don't
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: know which one is blonde.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: These are all good spinoffs on Love is Blond. Do
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: they do the hug?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I've seen a.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Couple of clips of like, like someone of them, they
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: like hit it off and then they like they're like
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: can I hug you? And they hug and there and
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: it's like they're like this and they're like, all right.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I'm good on different sides of the wall, Like.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: They hug each other and then they find out to
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: the other person weighs like seven hundred pounds.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: They actually get to feel it. Yeah, I don't think
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: that's love is blind. I think you're thinking of my
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: six hundred pound life.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: It's probably just some like TikTok dating show.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: There's a dating show that keeps popping up on my Instagram.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It's a live show in front of an audience. It's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: called updating or something like that, and they bring two
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: people up and they blindfold them and then they talk
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: to each other and answer questions, and then before they
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: reveal their blindfolds, they decide if they would want to
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: go out with each other. Maybe the woman or man
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: gets to choose between two options. But they say some
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: funny stuff like comedians are.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: They are you obligated to go on a date with
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: that person? After like love is blind? Like what if
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: you like take your blindfold off and you're like.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think that. They They continue to film
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: after you take the blindfold off, with the expectation that
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you're going to get married, and then it's just like
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a series of everybody just breaking up until they get
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to the altar, like seven couples will make it through
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and then by the time it's done, like one of
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: them will actually get married with always one person's leaving
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: someone else at the altar. Yeah, it's like contractually what
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: about love is Blue? And it's just like twenty members
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of the Blue Man Group and they're only communicating through
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like tings of a pape. They only communicate through catching
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: marshmallows in their mouths.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: They can catch a shit ton of marshmallows. Have you
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: ever seen have you ever been seeing them live?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I saw them live when I was a kid, and
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: they called like twenty marshmallows in his mouth that's awesome.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: It was so sick. They used to do halftime shows
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: at the Celtics games.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I used to go.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you knew that for the games that they
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: were there, that the Celtics had really splurged. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: shit was about to go down. Well, it was just better.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: It was better than the other halftime shows. They also
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: had a guy. They would wheel out a trampoline and
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: they had these two guys and one of the guys
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: would put on skis and he would jump on the
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: trampoline on skis and they would always say okay, he's
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: now gonna try for the world's first triple double salt
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: thing trick. Yeah, and he would do it and land it,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: and it was like and they would go nuts and
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: be like, that's the first time this has ever been accomplished.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: It's like, well, I have a ten game package and
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: they were here three games ago and did it and
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: did it. Are you just assuming that everyone here is
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: a new attendee because mathematically, yeah, people have season tickets.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, that's harm.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Once you do the triple backflip live, once you burn
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: that material, you gotta find something else. Do you think
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: they do you think they get Do you think they
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: get in the blue when they get to the arena before?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's like in the Prestige when that's really
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the whole act is them being the blue. It's like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the old man with the big balls, the yeah, with
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the thing between his legs and he's always walking like that,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: And that's not actually the show. The fact that they're
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: always blue.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It's gotta suck having like a bad day and then
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: just having to get in blue.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You're like fighting with your wife. Yeah, you're fighting with
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend and you have to get into blue.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Made a fight. Do you think they all shave their
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: heads or do they wear bald cap stuff?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Probably bald cap because then they would probably get swarmed.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Like if you were walking into the Celtics game and
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: you saw like six bald dudes pull up, you'd be like, about,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: that's them.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It's got to be the group.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: They probably have to like wear wigs or something. Is
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: a disguise.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: They were black faces a disguise. No, it's just a
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: group of black men. Wait a second, Look at their necks.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Look at the front of their neck. Blue damn the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Black Man Group.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You can see the Blue Man How many Blue Man
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Group members are there? I think there's like thousands.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: So many. Yeah, all you really need to.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Do is you're just gonna have like one thing be
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: good at, you know, tapping some sort of household the pliants.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in time. How much how much crossover do you
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: think there is between Stomp and Blue Man Group?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Familiar with Stomp?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Stop Dead?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Stomp is. You don't know about that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I've never even heard that before.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: They definitely came about it at the exact uh same time.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: It's like people making like uh Nike commercials out of
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: trash can lids and they're just like, but what they're
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: doing the things that you see in the street, there's
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: no actual instruments. It's all trash can lids.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've never That was the one part of
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: the Blue Make group I was never really pumped on though.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: It was the music.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: That's when they did the crazy shit like painting something
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: by beating a drama paint on it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like triple backflips and marshmallows in the mouth.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I saw when I saw them live.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: They did one where they just got to do from
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: the crowd and they just like covered him in paint
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: and then swung him just straight into a massive canvas
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: and it was like it was like that's the painting.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Mmm, I was hurt a plant like in the probably
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: was a plant. Yeah, it must have been. Like the
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: girl in the Prestige did one of the Blue Men
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: kiss the back of his knee as he was tying
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: him to the paint.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I've actually never seen the Prestige. What, I know what
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: we should watch that and I heard it's a bang.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: That's a great movie.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: We'll watch it next. Rainy.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I do love that dude, the guy from Batman.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I think we go.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I think we go, not not Christian Band. I'm talking
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: about the other dude, Michael.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we go, Patting cages, pizza party. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: was gonna say, like chili dogs personally.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Dogs freak suck. Watching the Prestige.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: It looks like a bang.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I just watched the trailer all the time, and I go, Man,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: this is gonna be sick when I eventually watch it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I just watched myself. It's so dude. I mean, there's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: so many jokes that we could be making right now.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: The kiss on the back of the knee joke was
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know it. I know, that's what I mean.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: It's a classic. That's one that's like that was tailor
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: made for sas.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Have you guys heard like all the new terms. So
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: it's like there's edging, there's gooning, and now there's mewinging.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: What's gooning? What is mewing?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Mewing is you're like, that's what the Blue Man group
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: does to make noises.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Of another one that I had to google yesterday what's
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: gooning and told me that I don't know, I don't
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: know what is really no that? I thought that was edging.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: I think gooning is just like being a free.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I think when you come during gooning edging, there's no coming.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Well, you bring it right to edging com eventually, eventually,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and then there's a new one jeckling or jelking.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, like edge becomes a goom when people are not
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: talking about the edge to goon, edge to goon, pipelin
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: jelking is a new one. And that's that's that's a
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: penis stretching exercise.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It's the Asians probably, and I saw it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: They just keep on remaking Whiplash and doing AI And
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: he's like, it's the scene where you know the scene
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: in Whiplash where he brings out what's his name where
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: j K. Simmons brings out him into the Yeah, brings
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: out my Miles Teller into the hallway, and he's like, so,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: what did your parents do? And it's like, my dad
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: was a jelker and uh. And he's like, my dad
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: jelked as well, and he's like, and my mother was
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: a muwer and uh.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And they just they just.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Dub it over and it's I don't understand any of
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: the words. Jelking is when you take your your I
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: think you take your flaccid penis and you pull it
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: as hard as you can to.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Stretch it out. It's work.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: But I looked up jelking on I looked up jelking
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: on Google, and it comes up with an AI description
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: of what jelking is. It's a penis stretching exercise that
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: some people at tempt oh, that some people attempt to
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: increase there was a dash that some people attempt to
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: increase the size of their penis. And then there's some
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: hips for jelking include this is Google tip. Stop if
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: it's painful, sit down or lean against a wall or
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: table while doing it. Good to know you don't want
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: because you don't.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Want to pull like a hand, nor pull your cock.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Don't do it more than twice a day.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it? Are you trying to wait to
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the end of your penis and let gravity do its thing?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: No?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I think that is not recommended. Talk to a doctor
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: if you plan to do it more frequently.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: So you're just stretching your dick.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I've got some tips. I've got a little experience with
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: this with jelking. Yeah, you know what a really good
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: tool for jelking is the pump. I was gonna say,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: a tennis racket actually is a really good one. How so, oh,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: it's called the Novak Djelkovich. Oh, okay, what do you do?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: You put your penis in the in the webs and
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: you d strings from a tennis racket to stretch your
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: peen and uh, what else is there?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I've heard that there's a basketball one?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Is there?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Nikola Jelkic.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, what do you you guys think would happen if
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: you to your doctor and you said, so, I was
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: googling and they said to talk to you if I
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: was planning on jelking more than twice a.
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: Day, if you went in and you like thought of
• 42:11
  Speaker 9: that as like a common thing to say, you were like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: well online, they said to like get your recommendation to
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: say if it's safe.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Or not to jelk more than once.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It's definitely just like pediatricians, Yeah, having to deal with this.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Like excuse excuse me jelking.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna have to go on WebMD.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm currently I'm in the process of extending
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: the length of my penis through stretching. And they said,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: like I need a doctor, like I need to like,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: do you think you need like a prescription to.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Or doctor supervision. Maybe just come into the office a
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: couple of times a week and just jelk in front
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can do before lunch on Mondays.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I sometimes I try to do it with my eyes
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: closed and not making a sound. I call it the
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: hell and Jelker. That's really great. But sometimes does a
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: sound does come out and it doesn't sound good, like
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: what squeal sounds like a seal?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Walrus, so what I still don't understand what it is?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You're just pulling your penis.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Famously, I think rochman Enough had very large hands.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It might not have been rockmand Enough the composer, but
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: it annoyed him that he could only achieve like a
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: stretch of ten notes on the piano, and he wanted
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: to make his hands even bigger and wider. So he
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: would jelk his.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Own hands so he could do this crosshand piece, but
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: he ended.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Up ruining his hands. That's where Jelking originated.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: So he could play Runaway by Kanye on the piano.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't find the video. I'll probably never be
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: able to find it again. There was another one, So
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: there's Jelking mewing edging and gooning.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, and mewing really is though, if you had to
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: sat it and say which one doesn't.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Belong, I bet mewing has another meeting.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Mewing has nothing to do with the penis.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Mewing in that group is sort of like the final
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: answer on the early questions of who wants to be
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: a millionaire? Yes, the eight Wall of China is in China, India, Bangladesh,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: DC Discovery Zone. Do you know what I mean?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Sas that's DC Discovery Zone? And is that answer.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Is so disrespectful? I know what.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out what mewing means.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: I listened to you.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: I know mewing is when we know what it is,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: but it doesn't make sense. RAN's right, it doesn't make sense.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Why is mewing in there just like a child word?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: It's funny, these are just tiktoki things. Mewing is when
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: you do that with your mouth to try to create
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: a more stream, like a tighter jaw line. It's like
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: a jaw line workout.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I see it working. I literally just watched it work
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: on your face.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I gotta start mewing you literally, But I don't understand
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: what the what the the correlation is between mewing and
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: gooning and edging and jelkink.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Because they're like child words. It's like when when when
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: like jive Turkey came out or like cool Cat like cat.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, the kids are going to ship because
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: saying jive turkey. Yeah, it's the same shit. Gooners are mewing, mews.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Are going to see. So there's the mewing and the
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: guning community.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Is transitive property.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to keep up with the young
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: with the young bucks.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: All Jelker's goon but not all Gooner's mew No.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think all Gooner's jelk.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Like this is the point of jolking to have your
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: soft penis look better.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's just to have your penis be bigger.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: But like, does it work? You just said it doesn't
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: work when you're hard.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think it works at all.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: So why are people so obsessed with it?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I saw a list on on Like sometimes I'll open
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Instagram and it'll go to what's Instagram's version of Twitter?
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Reels?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, threads shreads, And there was a threads and it
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: was like the average penis size for like that the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: ten biggest countries for average push.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like show more and they try to
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: make you download threads.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, I mean I already have threads. You have threads,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: and I fucking I looked at what the all the
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: top and it's like some of them is like averages
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: like eight inches or.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And then and then they'll go to like uh, then
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: there'll be another thread where it's the smallest ones and
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: it'll be like the like it's the smallest ones in
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: like Sri Lanka or some shit like that, it's the
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: average three three inches. But it's just like it just
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: made me wonder, like why people take pride in like
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the average penis size of their nation, Like it's such
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: an individualized statistic that like you can't be like all
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: my boys have big cocks. Yeah, it's like, well, do
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you have a big Cock's like no, but all my
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: boys do genetically.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: My boys got my back. My back.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: A group where.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: If you act all of our numbers on end me personally,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you catch me alone. Maybe I don't have a big cock,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: but all of us Italian guys together we all have
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: big cocks never lie.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: The jelk's on me because I have to bring this
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: up a little. But the rest of my boys, you
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: should see.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your boys probably sit you down and they're like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: it's time to start jelking three times a week.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they sit you down. They're like, are you sitting
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: on your cock right now? No? All right, all right,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: well then stand against a wall.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Time to jail.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Then we're going to talk to your doctor for you,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: because you obviously haven't been talking to your doctor about jail.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Take these kettlebells and this thimble attached to this fucking chain.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Talk to your doctor about jel king today.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: If your julk lost last for more than four hours,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: call a doctor.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: There's some pretty good over there. I like that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: That's actually a funny idea for a sketch to do,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: like a click an infomercial about jel king.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Jelking.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be a little, a little, it might
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: be a deep cut.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: We'll watch people just know more about jail.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people just need to learn about jelking. That's why, honestly,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: we shouldn't even be a joke. It should be a
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: real infomercial, right, just to get people up to be
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: explaining the pros and cons of jelking.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: But maybe that could be part of the sketches. People
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: finding out what cholking is. Someone not knowing, like your
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: mom not knowing what jolking is. Mom, don't fucking bother me.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I'm joking.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: They mean they estimate that within the next six to
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: eight months, jelking will be a household word, people will
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: be familiar with.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: It be added to the Oxford Yeah Dictionary.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: It's one of like the eight new words of twenty
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: twenty five.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Word of the are yeah, joking, mewing?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: What are the words of the year. We need to
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: look up those.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I think Riz was one of them a couple of
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I thought Riz was fairly new. I'm fairly new to
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: the brain Rod.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Also, there's seventy members of the Blue Man Group seventy.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think there's one that does like every show.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I think the cruise industry being hurt by COVID really
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: did a number.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: On the Blue Blue on the Blues.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: On the Blues well that they lost so much work.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: It is such a cruise ship.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Is there a slur for the Blue Man Group, like
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: for a blue person?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: What's like an off shade of blue.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: What's like a worse Well, some people say that Drake
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: is blue.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: How so I don't know.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I forget because you have to w jew because he's
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: black Jewish.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Goblin mode was the word of the year in twenty
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: twenty two.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Goblin mode was.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: The mode and that's according to what.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Uh Oxford Word of the year riz was twenty twenty three.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Goblin mode was twenty twenty two Word of the year.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Vax was twenty twenty one.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Wasn't riz on there last year? Is there a vote?
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Because we if there's a vote, we should try and
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: make jelking the word of the year.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I don't like our gods emergency this podcast.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: If we could legitimately get our followers to make jelking
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: the word of the year, I mean that would like
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: we'd be top would be we'd probably be on Rogan.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: He'd want us all on.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: We need to find a way to get on Rogan. Uh,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the three of us.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm planning on going on just solo eventually.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Well, it'll be like when Legion of Skaks goes on. Yeah,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you're our Dave Smith. Climate emergency was the word of
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the year in twenty nineteen. Then the eighteen was toxic.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen that commercial of John Legend the
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Pfizer one No, where he's like playing the piano and
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: then he pulls his sleeve down and there's like eighteen
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: band aids lining his arm.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Is that real?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's only two band aids.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: They're just Mary vaccines. No need to question, I'm say
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: he is.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: We didn't ask you how Sebastian was.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I talked about it a little bit on
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: the last episode, but I didn't watch.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: It was a heater. It was a great show.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Did you wear toxes?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Did you wear suits?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Did you wear anything in individual unique or fun?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I wore a bruined shirt.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Pussy.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Time kind of got away from me and then I
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, we gotta go now.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Time got away from you. We've been talking about it
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: for months.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I thought the show was at eight. It was at
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: seven thirty.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, well, I gotta go film
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: the fucking uh, I gotta film. I gotta do this
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: game time ad. So I was like, I gotta go.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: I want to go early. I don't want to have
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: to do this like cracked packed.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Was fucking awesome. The seats were insane. Yeah, we need
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: to get ushered down to our seats.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, and were you bugging out?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I was bugging out.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're super read.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: And we had to walk we had to walk by
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: the stage like like like like this is the stage
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: He thought he was going to crowd work your ass.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: No, but it was just like it was weird being
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: at the center of Madison Square Garden with all these people,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: like they're not i mean, obviously they're not looking at us,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: but it's like you can feel the amount of people.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You're basically Isaiah hart and Son. Yeah, you're basically Karl
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Anthony Towns exactly, one of the other New York knicker boxers. Yeah, knickerbockers.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good save.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I always wanted to do a sketch where a dude
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is just uh, like a colonial dude just looking in
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the mirror after opening up an Amazon package and he's
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: just like super excited and he's just holding up a
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: pair of pants. He's just like my knickers and then sucking.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: His black friend walks in.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck, that's a banger.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I like it certified banger.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'll talk to I'll talk to my teams. People can
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: make that happen.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Ten seconds sketch. Yeah, that's all I ask.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a fun show. It was. It was
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: pretty great.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: What what did Sebastian say, like say some of his
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: premises in the punch.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: As many of his jokes.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Just remember I remember all of them. Really, yeah, I
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: could do the full hour right now.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Well you had did they put your phone in a
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: what's you called bag?
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: No? No bags?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Me and Francis went to the mother France took me
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to the mothership.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Did they put your phone in a bag?
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they patted me. They took the phones and
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: then they patted me down and they jerked my dick
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: like they like lightly. They got every.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure at that club.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: No, they said that a bad man came to the
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: club recently with a big thing that no, no worse,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a bomb that or an automatic bomb shooter.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: No wait, actually that's what they said.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I think someone tried to bring a big gun into
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the mother shop recently.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Well, luckily they have seven hundred big guns in there
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: to fight off the one other man with a big.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Gun, and most of them are on Joe Rogan's arms.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Someone made the point to me though, because I was
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: saying talking about the security in some comic we said
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: that the plus side is that they remove people from
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: the audience who are not who are being disruptive, more
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: efficiently and more quickly than any other comedy club you've
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: ever been to. I bet it's not as good as
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: comedy works. I'm telling you, dude. Comedy works doesn't have
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: some fucking armed Navy seal coming up and standing over
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: a girl who's overserved and being like, if you don't
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: get out right now, I'm gonna shoot you dead. Shouldn't
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: be a thing, well thing, but it comic works.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: The dude removed thirty people from the late show and
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I did not notice one of them being removed.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Really, yes, I I almost kicked almost.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: That dude was like crawling under the tables and grabbing
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: people and being like, come with me.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Well, at first they weren't gonna let you kick people out,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: but then he like killed for two sets in a row,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: and the Navy seal was like what a holder and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: handed over the desert eagle that he was holding.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: That's what they should do.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: They should like bring a bring a gun on stage,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: and then if someone and then if you find out
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: that someone in the crowd has the woke mind virus,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: you can kill them right there.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It was like a zombie. Yeah, it's like you need
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to kill them so the woke mind virus doesn't spread
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: through the crowd.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I said, fag and that person didn't laugh. Here's twelve
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: nine millimeter bullets to the skull, no woke, no woke
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: mind virus here.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: You need to have twelve different bouncers do it too,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: so no one knows who did the killing, like a
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: fucking a firing squad, so no one knows whose bullet
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: was the actual one that killed it. You don't feel
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: guilty about ending the woke my dvirus, but you just
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: know it's dead.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: It is a cool club, and it is cool, but
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I just didn't like It's something about hanging out there
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: while you're looking around and there's twelve dudes with machine
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: guns attached to them. It's like it's not as loose,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: it's not as like a relaxed of like a hangout
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: as other clubs that I've been to.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I think I did notice that even those there are
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: three successive nights, even by the third night, I was
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: treated better. Yeah, and they knew who I was, and
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I think if you're just there a lot, they kind
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: of loosen up.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean it does make sense. Like I'm sure
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: people actually try to kill Joe Rogan.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or they're or they try to get close to him. Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: they bother him.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Like a politician.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And also he's like has the enough like fringe ideas
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: that the people that he probably attracts at the most
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: extreme level, oh are crazy.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: People like Ted Kazinski, like building bombs in the woods.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: But I remember, like even at Francis's show, like one
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: of the other comics was up and I like laughed,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: like like kind of like a half laugh, and then
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I just got jammed in the fucking ribs with an
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: AK forty seven.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sorry, wait, so you guys were
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: there last you guys weren't there this weekend. That was
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: last weekend prior, so you guys go straight from Austin
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: to Chicago.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Damn. I was pop punk.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was actually Jamie came, Oh really yeah,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's we hung out with him after words.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I forgot you.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: You guys are friends, right, I've met, Yeah, I've met,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: played golf a couple of just one time.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn sounds fun.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: He came through some chi chill, had some foam. I'm
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie really.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: When you guys were like posting in the airport and ship,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Like, fuck, that's how I always feel when you guys
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: are on the road to go.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: That was funny. I'm the middle ground, I'm the common
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: the Combinator nominator because I was just like, I know,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Francis's ship talking me.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: To run right now.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was just like, it's so nice to walk
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: to the.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Right gate, lists going along with it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: It's nice to watch the right gate instead of having
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: to sprint all the way across the fucking airport.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Never bro it was you guys talking to me. To
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: be honest.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: We finished, We finished, We to finish the story you
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: were telling about the on the way home. So he
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: didn't check the box for automatic upgrades for Comfort Plus
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: and he didn't get the upgrade. And then when we
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: got out, we both had a checked bag and I
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: had put my diamond medallion tag on my bag, yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: and he had not and my bag.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Because it's not my normal suitcase.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I traveled with diamond medallion tag. I have two of them.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you got tags for that. You get
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: two tags. I thought that was only for three sixty.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: No, sure, diamond medallion and they bring out the bags
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: significantly earlier.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Here's how here's how much better the treatment is of
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: diamond medallion bags. Uh. They only had about five diamond
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: medallion bags that came out and then he waited ten
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: minutes at the conveyor belt.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: The best part when when his diamond medallion bag came out,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: there was a little person playing a trumpet on top.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Of it, and he was like, I'm trying to get
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: into Blue Man group. I just need to jock my
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: whole body.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Two glasses of champagne buce on top of the bag
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: like a towel, like folded as a a sopping wet towel,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: some rose and some chocolate and no, no that my
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: my bags were on a completely different carousel.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: The fucking I mean, my uber rating probably plummeted because
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I called the guy so fucking early. People can stop
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: texting me about.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I called Youber.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I called Youber as the trains landing, we haven't even
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: touchdown yet, and I'm like, be there.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: But I never get it right. It's so hard to
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: time it right.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: It's so hard because it's either there either like fifteen
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: minutes away, or they're there. They're like, I'm here already,
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: right because they're on the drop off level.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: So they'll accept it on the drop off and then
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you'll see them driving away. I'll be like, why are
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you driving away? Why are you abandoning me?
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I had one yesterday when I landed that said they
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: said he he said that he was here, but then
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: he like went around again. And then I got a
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: notification saying that I was going to get charged more
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: because he had been waiting for so long.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: And I screenshot and I said, he's not even here
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: right now? You're that guy?
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't gonna pay more because he went around again.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: I was there.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I was ready rating probably plummeting, ready to go.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: How do you see what your rating is?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: You go to the account? Yeah, I'm down.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: To a four eight four Damn, I think that might
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: be exactly the rating I have.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: What did you do?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Verified? What the fuck on uber? That's appreciating?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: It's like a three eight? Are you guys?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Verified.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: I'm also four eight four and I'm verified. Oh I'm
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: a four eight seven. Shoo, that's not bad.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: It's great, four right seven? How many how many estimated
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: CO two? Have you saved?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Zero grams? Zero estimated CO two save zero grams?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I got four eighty six grams.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Real Uber, real luberer. Not too many of us?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: How many of us?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: What's up with Uber for teens?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: That feels like a like a good opportunity for just
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: a pedophile to get into involved in that. I didn't
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: know there was this? How do you know there's Uber
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: for teens? Pedophile invite teens? Send this to ten of
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: your favorite teens?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: What that's what it says?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Why are you getting that?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: The I gotta after me and you like rode to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: the airport and from the airport together. I got the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: wildest targeted ad, dude, the most insane targeted ad on
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Look at this targeted ad?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Was it an ad for a jelking pump?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: It's worse. It's for LGBTQ couples who are trying to conceive.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Oh shoot, after just me and Francis roding the car
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: for two Uber rides my phone listened to me and
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: was like, you must be gay.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, that's so funny.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Times is proud to serve LGBTQ couples, offering them the
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: opportunity to have biological children.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I never get any funny targeted ads. All my targeted
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: ads are just like, go see.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Look at the picture.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: My phone was like hell yeah. My phone was like,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: you could not be gayer. Your dudes were actually gay.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: They didn't really look gay. You just said they look
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: like me and Francis. So I'll take that as a
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: compliment because we didn't don't actually look gay.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: I saw you, dud do you two walking through the airport?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, bro bringing my kids to the side over
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: do it that away from them.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I finally got a pair of jeans that I'm okay with.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are nice, fresh as hell. Where'd you get them?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: The internet?
• 1:02:17
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• 1:02:22
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• 1:02:29
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• 1:02:33
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• 1:02:34
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  Speaker 1: Yeah's, but there's been such a slog getting some jeans.
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  Speaker 1: I could wear this fall what's your gene situation? Are
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• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: No? I like denim, I just I could use a
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  Speaker 2: pair like that. Those are way cooler than any of
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  Speaker 2: the ones I have. Who makes those I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not even sure or just I just know this. They're
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: from the internet. I think they were like carpenter or
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: painter jeans or something. Did you see a Kb's shirt
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  Speaker 1: that he was wearing when he was on your episode?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I did?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh GRASSI ended it? Yeah, yeah great. He just
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: hit me up out of the blue one day. It
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: was like, recommend me a shirt? Yeah, And I put
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: him onto this brand called Grasiano and Gutierra.
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  Speaker 3: I so the shirt was like three hundred bucks three
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars short shirt.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, that looks like it was made by pillowcases that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: are sewn together. It was preposterous. I mean, there were
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: some nice compliments about it, but I felt a little
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: bit guilty about how expensive this fucking shirt was. Crazy
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: handmade in Mexico. But we're trying to think, can we
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: get this fucking shirt brand? Like, can we get this
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: shirt brand? Really popping Grasiano and Gutierras, because if we
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  Speaker 1: and Anus and Oops listeners and Pepe Pod listeners and
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: all everyone in Israel. Boss these shirts that that like,
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  Speaker 1: it could change the It could change this town if
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  Speaker 1: they're hand sewing these shirts and this small town in Mexico.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would probably change all of their lives. Yeah,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: just got like we can't keep up. Yeah, with the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: number of fucking shirts.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: We just got seven hundred orders in Israel for.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Three hundred and fifty dollars shirts.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's three hundred fifty dollars for a shirt is ridiculous, ridiculous.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: That's like a suit.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: It's got to be like, it has to be the
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: best shirt you've ever seen. Yeah, and that shirt was good, dude,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Was it the best shirt you'd ever seen? Though?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: No, not a three hundred and fifty dollars shirt, that's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Stopped stopped spending money.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it cannot be true.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: I really have you just because you were living in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: the Chicago office.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: For a full week. I haven't spent any money. I've
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: really cut back on spending. I have not been spending.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I've not been Yeah, I had not been buying many meals. Yeah,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: as they just brought us troughs of food.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where they bring you guys? Anything good?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, can't it was good. I can't talk about the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: food meal. The food was really good. Like what Chick
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: fil a every night? Something some thing kitchen, kitchen, something kitchen.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: I'm familiar. It's such a good spot in Chicago.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: What's it called something on a kitchen?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: On a kitchen?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Let me look.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: The day before the competition started, I went, uh, I
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: went by that restaurant that me and you went to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: the breakfast spot.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fun one.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I just walked past, so to give you cookies, no cookies.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Double chocolate chunk cookie. True food kitchen was really good.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: So it was true true food too. Wasn't that bs
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: that everyone's shoving in their bodies That seed oil, that
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: fucking seed oil or that olive oil that's barely even
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: olive oil. If it doesn't say ev oh, oh, I'm
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: not fucking drinking.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: It, dude. I gotta be honest with you. I bought
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: a bottle of olive oil from that was from Palestine. Whoa,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to be controversial. It's the best olive
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: oil I've ever had.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Even find that.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: I think it's pressed from the rubble. I don't know
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: how they do it. I think it's like this mix
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: of the bombed out olive trees and they just scoop
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: up the rubble and then they sift it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: It's like sand Marzano tomatoes. How they have the ash
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: of Vesuvius and it's.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: You know, most all the oil is cold press. This
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: is heat press from the concussion blasts of bombs.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: You take a taste of it.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Where did you find Palestinian olive oil?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: You bought it online?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I bought it with an instagram from the Red Cross.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I bought it. I bet it Whole Foods.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I'm surprised it's even for sale. Still, I
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: feel like Whole Foods is kind of against that ship.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how much better olive oil is in everywhere
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: but the United States.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, truly the best I've ever had.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Whole Foods is like peak woke mind virus.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, a bunch of by Amazon.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: I know it's like there, which is very conflicting, but
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: but the.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Woke virus is like deep down, is propagated by the corporation.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly by the way you've seen them.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, keep going, no, no, I'm done.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: The Arc Bend on the Manhattan Bridge is once again
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: covered in graffiti. Yes, and now it's a problem because
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: it's all political messaging. It's all like it says like
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: free Gaza, and then someone crosses out free and writes fuck.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: And then someone los that out and is like, get
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: your olive oil from somewhere else?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exact, yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Is that extra virgin?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: There's at least a few in there.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, seventeen virgin olive oil?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, will seventy three?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Seventy three was an extra You beat me to it
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: and I got the number wrong. I should fucking kill myself. No,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: don't do that, brother, it would have been such a
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: good joke. I stomped on it and fucked it up
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: a damn fool, though, say that brain, I got all
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: sorts of brain follog.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Probably because you're it's the seed oils you have brain.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I know you have a bad case of grain brain.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: You need to get on the neotropics.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I've had to. I've had to sober, soberly go out
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: two weeks in a row, and my god, is it
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: the most exhausting thing I've ever done. Just sitting like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: my neck is sore from just head bobbing. That was
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: me at the wedding four hours straight.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Just that is brutal. It just it just tired you out.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Were you pretending to drink or you were you?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Like, I must have drank forty five athletic beers. I
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: cleared out. They they were like, we're all out, We're done.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: To just take a break and just drink for that
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: that specific.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Time because I wanted to watch ball the next morning.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Oh you wanted to be fresh for ball.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Fresh for ball, And then I still wasn't fresh for ball,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: end up having to take a nap.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I vaped for two months. Yeah, it made me so tired.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Now you got to push through that.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: No, I just stopped.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: You got to push through.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: It was fun. It makes you feel nice and lightheaded
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it also gets that anymore so tired like it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: It just made me so when I used to when
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I when I used to feel stuff from vaping, it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: would be like the most intense rush of like nausea
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: and anxiety, and then I would like throw the vape
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: away and then like ten minutes later, I just finished
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: by another one. I do remember fishing one out of
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: the trash once too.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Oh man. I got in two nights ago late in Chicago,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: and I turned on the TV and I went, oh,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I'm watching the Vince McMahon documentary and.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: It's good, excellent. Yeah, I'm watching the Last Dance. I've
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: never seen it. Wows flames.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Should we talk about that now?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: No? I was just saying, good, good doc. But I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: want to hear about it. Seems like a good time
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: to transition to your story.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: I want to hear about Vince.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I went Vince, and then I got horny and
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: I turned on a little pornography on my TV.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, that's weird, you're freaking why that's I think
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: that's goooning. I think that's actually, by definition, gooning.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: And then I went back to Vince. B ruh.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: And after within.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Four minutes or five minutes going back to Vince, I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: got a call on my phone from my doorman who
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: told me and it was now it's twelve twenty am,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: and he goes, I'm really sorry to bother you, but
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: one of your neighbors called us to ask if you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: wouldn't mind turning down the volume on your TV. They
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: have a little baby, and I guess the baby sleeps
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: in the room that's on the other side of the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: wall from my TV. Dude, so I immediately turned my
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: TV off and went to bed. You're literally the ID.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if they were bothered by the pornography
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: or the vince.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Definitely the porn, you think. Definitely the porn that was
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: blaring through their babies.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: I listened to room temperature porn. I don't listen to porn.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Listening to porn, watching porn on your TV.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: It's great. The purpose of having a smart TV. What
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: are you talking about. It's freakish. No, it's not. It's
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: it's great. You're part of it, dude.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: I remember when I found out that I could go
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: on Google on my station in high school, and I
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: watched porn on my TV once and then I was like, yeah,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: never doing that again.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: That was weird as fun. Too close for you?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: What do you mean too close?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Like it's too big, it's too large.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Too big, it should be on your phone or nothing. Laptop,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: even laptop is weird. Laptop is weird.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: It's such a fucking gen z. We used We started
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: on our computers and wished for larger you started on
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: your computers because that was all you had. Yeah, I know,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: try it one time. It should be on your phone.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: We'll do it together. I'll come over, we'll go batting cages,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: chili dogs. Uh, prestige.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Aren't you worried that your neighbors are like the people
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: outside are going to see the porn ripping through your TV.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I live on a very high floor, very high.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: People are gonna be flying over your apartment going, oh
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: my god, look at that freak.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, what a freak. He's watching heterosexual pornography.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: On the TV.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: On the TV.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Well, what kind of porn?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: What sized TV do you have?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Normal porn?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: What sized TV do you have? Regular porn? Nothing?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Weird one.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: There's no such thing as normal porn anymore. The top
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: recommendations are always freaking Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I don't do that, honestly, I just kind of google
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: like scene over watch. I could you know what I like?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: Titty drop compilations? You ever seen those?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: What are you?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: How are you in middle school? I'm trying to go
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: less extreme. I think the less extreme I go, the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: more the less uh less fucked up I'll be from
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: my pornography? Do you know what I mean?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just telling you, dude, start watching porn on your TV.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: That's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you're gonna
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: have one of those fucking silicon asses mounted on your automan,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: but you're gonna be fucking it while watching porn on
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: your TV.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: But the tiny drop compilations have a beat behind them
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: which you can time your stroke to.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen those before, and it tells you. It's
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: like it's like a countdown when you're supposed to bust
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: your load, like you're supposed to turn into goo ining.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: I always try to get to level five and never
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: make it because those that's when they start breaking out
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: the really good drops.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: The bounce, let the bodies. Yeah, that's so sick.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: And there are times too where like you look at
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: the before they're out and you think there's no way
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: they're big under there, and they always are. I don't
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: know how they do it. Sometimes it's like are they
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: wearing a sports bra?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: If I made one of those compilations, I would make
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: it like super good the whole way through, and then
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: the last one would just be a dude dropping the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: tittes out, just Harry nipples.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Or like right after the meter goes, yeah, yeah, bust
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: you're not and then you start busting in. It's just
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: like the hair is What a.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Sad job it must be having to make that compilation
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: job firing up Adobe premiere job.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I always wondered about that. Who are these like film
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: students that their side hustle is creating, you know, facial compilations.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Let her finish compilations.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely a job. Where does the cloud come in
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the clout? Like like if you're doing it on like
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: if you're making your own.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: You have to wait.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: She gets the credits at the end and you see
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: who edited.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: It's like DJ's yeah, those who know know.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a like didn't Smitty have to edit gay
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: porn for a job one time?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he had to be a video.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kidding. I know who he is. I just
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: haven't seen him that much.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: I know because you guys have been in Chicago for
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: a week here on the show with us.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah for Smitty, But I think that he
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: got a job video editing and it was like gay
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: porn was the videos that he had to edit.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Was he a freelance editor? And he would just get
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: shit sent to him and be like edit this for
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: two hundred bucks.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I assumed they he had to go
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: into like an office with just like one couch there
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: Or take a driving test. That's a fun one that
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I've gotten into. What is that? Uh? They do like
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: fake driving school learners permits driver's licenses and then the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: girl like parallel parks in correctly and the only way
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: she can get get back in the game on the
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: straight and.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Getting a dick in her ass drip, Yeah, dropping is
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: how she gets. Oh you didn't line up the rear
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: view the rearview side window with the corner of the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: front car. Now I'm gonna have to put my dick
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: in your mouth to show you how it's done.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: That's it. This is such a stressful situation.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: All these people behind me are trying to get by
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: and they're honking. I don't know what to do, and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: you're not even know how.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: To drive stick shift. Yeah, I would be so mortified
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: if my neighbors had to call the front desk.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: And then I'm just telling myself it was from the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Vince mcmandock, wasn't it. Wasn't. I'm just telling me, well,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: they didn't until Vince came back on. Yeah, and it
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: went from being like to are you ready for Stone
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: called Steve Austin. I mean, I definitely turned it back.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: What about?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: What about the Vince documentary got you to the point
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: where you're like, I got a crank down right, all.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: The all the muscles and tanning oil. So, dudes, I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: don't know it. I wasn't checking.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Men got you to the point where you said, I
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: have to know, I got bored. You got bored of
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: looking at men and not touching it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: This wouldn't be the first time that I've gone from
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: like NFL football to porn. Yeah, I've definitely done that. Yeah,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Usually say it's not halftime.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: It's not that. The NFL halftime on the one PM game,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: since it's not the end, got me in the mood.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: It's something happened where I got bored, Yeah, and said, oh,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: let's just go to the internet browser on my smart TV.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I get that order Wings Yeah, order Wing off.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Red Zone starts playing highlights because there's no games playing
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Now you see the touchdown compilation, Yeah, like you know
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: what else has compilation.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, titty drop, that's what they should do. Honestly, red
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: zone should not just be football. It should be like
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: it should be a compilation of things to keep you
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: entertained for the entire Sunday. So it's like, Okay, there's
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: only one current one PM game that still hasn't gone
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: to halftime. But it's like Titans Dolphins. No one really
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: cares about that, So we're gonna switch over to a titty.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Drop, to a titty drop compilation like Chive TV. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: like something that would just be on at the bar.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: And then we'll put Dolphins Titans in like the upper
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: right box, just to keep people who are still wanting
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: to watch that.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Wasn't There an episode of Friends where Monica walked in
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: on Chandler and he jerking off and he switched it
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: to football or something like that, but she then thought
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: he was turned on by football. I don't know.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Me and Ron doesn't really fuck
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: with friends, so I don't know.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: You have to. I don't know.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: That's not true. I love Friends.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: I thought we hated it.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Good try fuck her.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: I thought I hated it. I actually don't know. I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: haven't seen that episode.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: No, I have seen that, and she thinks that he's
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: attracted to the football, and.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: She then like where or something or like puts on
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: a football.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: He's lying, he's never seen that episode.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I just said what happens?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Just repeated what Francis. I didn't they went to the
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: next step. That's what happened.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: He literally repeated with information he wouldn't have if I
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: had not stopped. So how could I How would I
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: know that if I didn't watch Friends?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Disgusting?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I think this is an L for you.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: This is disgusting. What's going on?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: It's an L big tom la due to a sasquatchaw
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: so fucked.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: So what's next for you? Guys?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Uh? Sebastian coming up pretty excited. Actually, I'm going to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: k Tronado this weekend.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Really, you keep looking for me both.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Where's my tip?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Baltimore this weekend.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Oh good, Yeah, go to Thame Street Oyster House and
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Echi ben.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna bring my fishing gear. No, no, yeah, oh.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: I just saw a video of someone getting the shit
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: kicked out of them in Baltimore. Some old man just
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: walking home. They were stomping on his head. His daughter
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: That's gotta suck.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Not great.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I just saw a video of two guys fishing and
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: a cop pulls up as one of the fishing guys.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: They're like fishing on a bridge, and a cop pulls
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: up as one of the fishing guys throws the other
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: one off the bridge. So be careful where you fish, bro.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Why did they throw them off the bridge?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just saw the video. And then
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: the cop pulls out a gun on the guy. Doesn't
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: save the guy who got thrown over the bridge.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: He probably was fishing in his honey hole.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: If someone's fishing in my honey hole, they're going off
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: the bridge. Yeah, there was.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: I walked our dog yesterday for a long walk and
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: I walked along the piers. Sass, this is for you,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: so you can just stay with me here.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: I did that same walk yesterday, amazing.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Along the pier. I was down there as well.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: And there were four old Chinese guys fishing fishing and
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: they were wearing everything.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they take everything, and I.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: Just thought these sasas would love to be around the sea.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those guys take everything and they and they they
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: take way more over the limit than they're allowed to.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: But they catch huge fish bait.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: They can't read the signs.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: They can they.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Can you eat those fish? Yeah, like the ones in
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: the Hudson.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably can, but it's probably not recommended.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: I think it's fine. I was told by someone who
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: works on like a major marine biology restoration program for
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: the rivers around the New York that the rivers are
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: totally clean or they're fine for swimming. When you shouldn't
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: do it is right after it rains, because that's when
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: this sort of like on the sewage gets flows in, Yeah,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: mixed in, But other than that, if it has it
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: rained for a few days, it's it's totally fine.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to like repopulate oysters?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: That's the guy a Billion Oyster Projects. Yes, yeah, you kind.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Of like get a billion oysters there because it'll kind
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: of like clean the environment.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Oysters clean the water. They're natural filters, and so planting
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: oyster beds is a major way to kind of clean
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: the water. Check it out. Billion Oyster Projects is a
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: very good initiative that I gave some money to.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: Oh nice, I went fishing this weekend. I didn't really
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: catch mantra. I just caught a bunch of pickerel, which
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: are disgusting, Pickerol. Yeah, chain pickerel.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: They're like pike, disgusting, and.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: They're like snakes. I caught one that was like eighteen
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: inches long, but like this thin the whole length that's
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: foul is so I threw it back immediately.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Let's gross. You get this thing away from me to.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Take a picture, even no, I know it's nasty. If
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: you didn't take.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: A picture, I took it and I tucked it back in.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: The water because you need as many fucking pictures as
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: you can get.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: If that was a bass, I'm fucking setting up the
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: camera posing with it.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: But if it's a pickerel, you throw it in, it'll
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: fucking just boomerang back to Yeah.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: Oh they're so gross, dude, I honestly, you buy a
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: part of me thought about just killing it.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: It looks it looks like someone was tugging on it
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: to make it longer, Pickerol.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: The pickerel literally looks like when you jelk your dick
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: for three times a day instead of two, when you
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: finally get that doctor recommendation to jelk over two times
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: a day.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: All right, you've done well for the last six months.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Doctor. When Doc finally clears you to jel three times a.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Day special medical clearance.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Doctor's note, Oh god, all right, good epp Oh you
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: want to end it?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: You had to be out. Oh okay, these are out
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: in two minutes.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that I was gonna go. I was
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: ready to go for another hour.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Am all right?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Just me and usas No, see you weren't ready.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna be in Baltimore this weekend with Mook
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: and Sahib but sing, two funny comedians.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: I just saw Mooke in Chicago and me. He was
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: telling hilarious jokes.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: I got a lot of new ship that I'm doing
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: in this Baltimore shows, so.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: It will We'll see how they go. It's fun. It's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: a good room.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: I got like twenty new minutes of material that I've
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: never done.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I should do? By the way, Uh,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Actually the hotel they put you in is pretty nice.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: But if you they are only giving you one room,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: you should give it to Mook and you should get
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: yourself a room with four seasons.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm staying in it. I'm camping, okay, because I'm
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: gonna just stay in I'm just gonna stay in Central
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: PA and just fish all day and then just drive
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: back to do the shows.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Are you actually camping?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna come back to my tent after
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: the shows. How funny would that be though? Doing a
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: show for like a sold out crowd and then going
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: back to a tent after.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Just like can spam?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: I see about this night bite.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Having the club manager drop me off in the woods
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: a trailhead was perfect.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: This should be good.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: I'll just forage, just screw on like a mining light
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: on the top of your hat.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna try and fish, though people say
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: that there's because that's close to some good rivers in
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: p A.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I believe the con Shahacken.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: I think I don't know the sky squeakle. Someone hit
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: me up and said to try fishing when I'm in Baltimore.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: They said there's good fishing around there, So I think
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: I might just bring my gear, just make a weekend out.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Of it as well.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Potomac.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm all about, just making a weekend
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: out of it.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm all about that too. Probably I'll do with you.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come down, chill. It's a pretty small room. It's
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: only one hundred person room.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: I'm in perfect weekend to work on some news mooks.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: I habe frenshes. Where you're gonna be this weekend? I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: gotta go out to La Parks unknown.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Why are you going out to La You got a wedding.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: Oh that sucks. I thought it was something cool. Indian
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Indian wedding, Indian wedding, the big Indian.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Wedding, that big fat Indian wedding.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'm gonna be in Baltimore this weekend.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty small room. It's only like one hundred people.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go try and go fishing when
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: I go out there.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Oh ship dude, thanks for listening. Classic riff. We'll see
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: you soon. You're listening.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys Thursday.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: Dubaye