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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for paints, predictions for horoscope. But do you got Peyton?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just gonna let you know how your zodiac
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  Speaker 2: sign acts when it's time to take a fun one,
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  Speaker 2: when it's time to take the group pictures? What kind
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  Speaker 2: of energy are you bringing to the room. Also, if
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a cancer. You share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Oliver Tree, Nicole schwor shor Schwinger. How
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  Speaker 2: do you say her name? Schwartzinger and Kawhi Leonard sure,
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Sure, that's where you were going, Nicole schwarz with
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  Speaker 2: thet with the bays bag.
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  Speaker 1: Oliver Tree may rest in peace, I know eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven nine three seven one four seven. To get your
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  Speaker 1: sign read Marsha, good morning. What's you're signing?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning friends?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Gemini, okay, Geminis.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are going to be vibrating with too much
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  Speaker 2: chaotic energy for the group chat photos because you can't
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  Speaker 2: stand still for a second. You will look completely different
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  Speaker 2: in every single picture because you are talking a mile
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  Speaker 2: a minute, changing your posts four times and blinking in
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  Speaker 2: the final shot. You nailed it, Frish, I love your guys' energy.
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  Speaker 2: Though you're a good time to have around.
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  Speaker 1: We're kind of fun anyways. Thanks Marcia. All right, thanks guys,
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk to you against you got it. Michelle, good morning?
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Good morning, tars. Okay, So for my tours, the
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  Speaker 2: way that you guys act when it's time to get
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  Speaker 2: the group picture, you guys refuse to move from the
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  Speaker 2: exact spot that you're sitting in because you've already found
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  Speaker 2: your comfortable lounge chair that you're camped out at during
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  Speaker 2: the party. So you're gonna make everyone come to you.
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  Speaker 2: You will seriously tell the photographer just crop me in
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  Speaker 2: just to convenience yourself so you don't have to get
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  Speaker 2: up and move.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds right about totally very true.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Michelle, I feel like that could fit for you, Lokim.
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  Speaker 1: How about then go ahead, let's do me do virgo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, virgos, You guys have completely hijacked the phone, completely
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  Speaker 2: micro managing everyone's structural, structural height layout. So you're the
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  Speaker 2: one that is telling people that there's bad lighting, that
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  Speaker 2: it's cricket posture, and the fact that the timer isn't
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  Speaker 2: set up perfectly. You are crashing out during the group photos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like me so I say, just take
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  Speaker 1: the picture the right lighting. How about for Kyle for libros?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, you are just a fun one in a
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  Speaker 2: full psychological crisis, trying to make sure everyone is included
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  Speaker 2: so nobody's feelings get hurt. Your people pleasing soul will
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  Speaker 2: end up stuck on the far edge of the frame,
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  Speaker 2: hitting the perfectly symmetrical but completely hollow smile because you
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  Speaker 2: are stressed.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not, I'm having fun.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the one who suggests the fun one. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure I can't really into it. If anything, I
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  Speaker 3: get like mad that other people don't do the fun one,
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  Speaker 3: do the fun.
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  Speaker 1: One, Like why would you do a fun one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like at our family reunion, we did like family
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  Speaker 3: pictures and I was like, Okay, let's do a fun one.
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  Speaker 3: And then I looked at like there was like four
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  Speaker 3: of our family members that didn't do anything different from
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  Speaker 3: the first regular smile one to the one and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Supposed to be a fun one?
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  Speaker 3: I said, do a fun one.
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  Speaker 1: Can't we be fun together?
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  Speaker 3: The annoying person in that picture?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe by ses you guys are just floating through the
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  Speaker 2: photo like you have no idea what's going on. You're
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  Speaker 2: the person that is caught looking off staring into space.
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  Speaker 2: You will stare entirely into the wrong camera and you
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  Speaker 2: completely missed the countdown because you were like looking at a.
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  Speaker 1: House player or something, or talking to somebody my mouth exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And for Leo's, yeah, us Leo's we walk into the
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  Speaker 2: photo and we hit a high fashion runway pose and
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  Speaker 2: then we aggressively demand to see the phone after so
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  Speaker 2: we can delete any picture that we don't approve that.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like you, I can edit its side. They're all
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