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DONKEY: Florida Man's Arm Ripped Off By Gator Because He Was Peeing In The Pond · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Milorida, Milorda.
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  Speaker 3: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 3: all of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey.
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  Speaker 4: The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
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  Speaker 2: It gave him too much money.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after defining says he.
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  Speaker 5: Riggs the door to his home in an attempt to
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  Speaker 5: electric hit his president's rights.
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  Speaker 2: Police arrested in Orlando.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking of Famuda the practice club, bitch you donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the day with Scharlam Hayne, the guy. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why y'all keep letting him get.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all like.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me my feet ashy Oh you got the lotion?
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  Speaker 3: You could have just took some off your hated donkey
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  Speaker 3: to day for Friday, May twenty six goes to Jordan Rivera.
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  Speaker 3: Jordan is twenty six years old and he helps from
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  Speaker 3: the Great state of Florida. What does your uncle Shawla
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  Speaker 3: always tell you about the Great State of Florida. The
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  Speaker 3: craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all
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  Speaker 3: of Florida. Okay, trust me, I know I was in
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  Speaker 3: Florida yesterday. All right, dropping the clothes box before a
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  Speaker 3: lot of the ELSA set. Everybody who listens to US
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  Speaker 3: one O, three five to beat out there and floorda
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  Speaker 3: fort lauda.
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  Speaker 1: They are logical stuffing my brother.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck and God blessed to everyone going down to
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  Speaker 3: Miami for a Memorial Day weekend. I heard it's a
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  Speaker 3: big prayer, praise and worship conference down there this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: So y'all have fun now, Floyda man, Jordan Rivera is
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  Speaker 3: getting the biggest he heart today and it saddness me
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  Speaker 3: to have to give him the biggest he halted because
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  Speaker 3: Jordan just lost a limb.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he lost in arm.
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  Speaker 3: Not only did he lose an arm, the creature responsible
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  Speaker 3: for him losing his arm lost his life. But here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing, this is all Jordan's fault. This whole situation
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  Speaker 3: is brought to you by Jordan Rivera being stupid. And
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  Speaker 3: that's what Donkey to the Day is all about, giving
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  Speaker 3: people the credit they deserve for being stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know you need context. Well, let's go
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  Speaker 1: to the news report. Please.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't lose my life lost an arm. It's not
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  Speaker 7: the end of the world.
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  Speaker 8: It's that attitude, that outlook on life that stands out
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  Speaker 8: about Jordan Rivera. Despite being laid up in a hospital
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  Speaker 8: bed with wires all over, he's killing his blessings. An
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  Speaker 8: alligator attacked Jordan early Sunday morning, biting off his right
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  Speaker 8: arm and nearly taking his life.
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  Speaker 6: They got my elbow, so I don't have an elbow,
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  Speaker 6: but I can still move my arm around whatnot.
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  Speaker 8: Jordan does don't remember much of what happened. What he
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  Speaker 8: does recall is that the bar he was at, Bandido's
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  Speaker 8: in Port Charlotte was busy and the bathroom line was long,
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  Speaker 8: so he walked to the pond out back.
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  Speaker 6: I just saw a little lake, trying to go over
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  Speaker 6: there and just you know, take a little pee or whatnot.
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  Speaker 6: Something happened where I either tripped or like something of
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  Speaker 6: the ground below me kind of just went down and
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  Speaker 6: I ended up in the water. And that's literally the
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  Speaker 6: last thing I remember.
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  Speaker 8: The next time he opened his eyes, he was here
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  Speaker 8: in the hospital. It's then he found out that the gator.
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  Speaker 6: Ate his arm, and I was like WHOA, Like I
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  Speaker 6: was just because I woke up and I was just
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  Speaker 6: sitting here and I looked over and then I saw
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  Speaker 6: my arm the way it was, and I was like.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, he guy, just like my arms just there but
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  Speaker 7: not there.
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  Speaker 8: If you think this story is wild, you're not the
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  Speaker 8: only one. Try telling it to the guy who was
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  Speaker 8: living through it but remembers nothing.
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  Speaker 7: It was just the craziest thing. It was like almost
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  Speaker 7: like out of a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Now, thank you the ABC News for the report.
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  Speaker 3: And I tell y'all all the time, I'm not the
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  Speaker 3: highest grade of weed in the dispensary, know how might
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  Speaker 3: the strongest avenge. But if I'm at a bar Bandido's
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  Speaker 3: Bar in Port Charlotte, Florida, and I got a piece
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  Speaker 3: so bad that I decided to go out back and
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  Speaker 3: pee in a pond, a lake, whatever you want to
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  Speaker 3: call it, his body of water. If I go out
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  Speaker 3: pe and I don't remember what happened after that, just hilarius.
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  Speaker 3: On the scale of one that alcoholic, how drunk am
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  Speaker 3: I ten?
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  Speaker 1: Easily? Easily easily?
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  Speaker 3: If you go outside from a bar to a lake
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  Speaker 3: to pea and you end up in the water and
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  Speaker 3: don't remember how trust me, you've had too.
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  Speaker 1: Much to drink.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, If you blacked out, ended up in the water
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  Speaker 3: and then woke up in the hospital with your arm missing.
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  Speaker 1: You've had too much to drink, Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you're fronting for your mom because
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  Speaker 3: she's sitting by you in that hospital and you don't
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  Speaker 3: want her to know that you was in this bar
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  Speaker 3: heavily intoxicated. But I know wasted when I hear it,
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  Speaker 3: and you, sir, will waste it. And because you don't
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  Speaker 3: know how to handle your liquor, a perfectly innocent alligator
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  Speaker 3: was euthanized. Yes, professionals later trapped and euthanized the alligator,
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  Speaker 3: but simply being an alligator, imagine being a gator minding
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  Speaker 3: your own damn business and you come across some of
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  Speaker 3: that red delicacy called human flesh. I mean, just literally,
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  Speaker 3: this tasty tree called Homer sapiens is just laying in
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  Speaker 3: the place you call home. For a gator, this is
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  Speaker 3: like a human walking up to their house and it's
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  Speaker 3: a million dollars in cash. You're sitting there. Too good
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  Speaker 3: to be true? So what would you do? Take one
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  Speaker 3: hundred thousand maybe two? Didn't call the police and tell
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  Speaker 3: him it's a bag of cash sitting at my door.
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  Speaker 3: This is what this gated did. He could have took
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  Speaker 3: the whole body, the whole stash. But he was conservative
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  Speaker 3: and just took an arm. Okay, just a little bit,
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  Speaker 3: and if you ask me, he had every right to
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  Speaker 3: do that. That gator should be alive today, but instead
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  Speaker 3: he's dead because Jordan Rivera got pissy drunk and passed
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  Speaker 3: out in his house. Okay, there was a million places
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  Speaker 3: to pee, all right, and there's a million places to
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  Speaker 3: pee when you had a bar, either waiting line like
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  Speaker 3: everybody else, or say you identify as a woman and
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  Speaker 3: go in the woman's bathroom. If you don't want to
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  Speaker 3: identify as being in your soft girl era, say you none,
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  Speaker 3: buy an area, buy a gender, and then you can
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  Speaker 3: go to whatever bathroom got to short this line, male
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  Speaker 3: or female. Hey, why not go pee on the side
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  Speaker 3: of the building. I'll go pee by your car like
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  Speaker 3: normal people. But no, you want to go pee in
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  Speaker 3: those gator's house. And then when you pass out and
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  Speaker 3: fall in, you wonder why that gator wasn't shy about
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  Speaker 3: taking a bite of arm candy. Okay, Jordan, you decided
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  Speaker 3: to take a nap in this gase, this gator's house,
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  Speaker 3: so you essentially was inviting this attack with open arms.
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  Speaker 1: All right, did this gate to take advantage of you? No,
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  Speaker 1: threw it in his house. He disarmed you and went
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  Speaker 1: on about his business. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Thankfully for Jordan that were by standers around that were
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  Speaker 3: able to give him a hand after the attack. They
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  Speaker 3: saved his life because it could have costed him an
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  Speaker 3: arm and a leg if that Paul Gator was on
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  Speaker 3: a date. Okay, please give Jordan Rivera the sweet sounds
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  Speaker 3: and the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, adaye, I'm not mad at that. Get you
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  Speaker 5: peel on me, You peel my house, peel my house.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna peel all over the place.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: And then Bandidos I'll be getting drunk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fella's point, Baltimortal, I said, shout out to Bandidos.
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  Speaker 7: They will.
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  Speaker 1: It's a change to make you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a change.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Bandidos is like a real it's one in New York.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't in the Bandidos. It's a Bandidos around I think
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  Speaker 4: me and my sister and it is another day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but it's it's a chain and their drinks are heavily strong.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, what on.
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  Speaker 1: You had somebody eating after you left? Whoa?
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  Speaker 2: I had freaking.
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  Speaker 4: I was just saying, I ain't never had nobody not
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  Speaker 4: freakingly with it. I would fly after discussing that YAO
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  Speaker 4: lost their life.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't had to just go straight to it like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean I didn't got drunk and got
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  Speaker 4: some things eating, but it wasn't no am on legs.
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  Speaker 2: Do you you like it?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 2: Like it?
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  Speaker 4: They didn't playing freakingly get my ear, y'all love it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 5: All right, it's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. And the question
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  Speaker 5: is we're going back to the rumors. We're back to
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  Speaker 5: Jess with the mess. I should say eight hundred five
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  Speaker 5: eight five one oh five b T pece first O
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  Speaker 5: B T piece.
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  Speaker 1: We see you later see Monday, next week of Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: So we're asking eight hundred five eight five one oh
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  Speaker 5: five one would you be cool if your girl had
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  Speaker 5: the only fans?
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  Speaker 1: Would that be okay with you? I feel like we've
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  Speaker 1: done this before.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know we all right, Look, I got different topic.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, look, so say fast is right because
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  Speaker 4: I want to see but just give him because I
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  Speaker 4: said that you made me just admit.
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  Speaker 2: That I've been gay a little bit before.
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  Speaker 4: Right, all right, So I have had sexual encounters with
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  Speaker 4: with women. I don't consider myself gay because I will
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  Speaker 4: never do it again. And I don't desire that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't desire bomb that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't desire that. Right, that just came out.
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  Speaker 6: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I came out before that. I went
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  Speaker 2: back in. It's not where I wanted to be. It
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  Speaker 2: was yeah, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I don't even perform all the duties of
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  Speaker 4: a gay. I ain't complete.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of missions, a couple of missions, a couple
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  Speaker 3: of uffings.
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  Speaker 1: So but I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't consider myself gay.
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  Speaker 4: Now a man would date me, I tell him that,
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  Speaker 4: then he wouldn't have a problem with that.
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  Speaker 5: Would you date a man that said he, you know,
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  Speaker 5: had a didn't complete the mission, but had.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of kerfuffles too, like he guy a little dibble,
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  Speaker 1: little drib.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't particulately, not the whole right, because see,
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  Speaker 4: like I'm not gay, I'm not gay, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying. I don't really even consider myself ever being gay.
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  Speaker 4: But if a guy comes to me and he telling
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  Speaker 4: me he had the same little experience or whatever, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't date him.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't date him. So that's I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to shorten it up?
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  Speaker 1: Right, we the phone.
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  Speaker 5: I want to know, like Jess Hilarius, you feel like
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  Speaker 5: if you're a woman, you could be a little gay
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  Speaker 5: and but not be gay, but you won't date a guy.
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  Speaker 1: That find my drop? You know, to drop off? Want
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  Speaker 1: a little.
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  Speaker 2: Drop drop you?
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  Speaker 1: It's an oldie, but goodie, but.
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  Speaker 4: Question, but is it okay to experience gay as a
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  Speaker 4: woman and then say you're not gay no more?
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  Speaker 1: And if a guys can can guys.
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  Speaker 5: Get let's at the phone lives. Let's discuss all right,
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  Speaker 5: eight hundred what drop you wanted?
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  Speaker 7: Get it?
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  Speaker 5: Eight hundred I don't know, I'm sure eight hundred five
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  Speaker 5: eight five to the Breakfast Club morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's freaky Friday. God damn. The Breakfast Club. Donkey today
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