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Don't be the SKINNY FOOD CRITIC of your INDUSTRY · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I've been dying to get into this because I really
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  Speaker 1: really like this. I remember what time I took an
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  Speaker 1: aerobics class with a guy that was completely out of shape.
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  Speaker 1: He was overweight and he had a headband and he
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  Speaker 1: was the aerobics teacher and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Hey, I can't believe I'm taking this class this guy.
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  Speaker 1: But he kicked my ass.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, he was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: But there's an article out says, what is the don't
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  Speaker 1: trust a skinny food critic of your industry?
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  Speaker 2: H well that's good, right, So you.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it. Do you trust a skinny food critic?
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  Speaker 1: I think he can, right?
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  Speaker 3: Or no?
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  Speaker 2: What do you guys think?
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  Speaker 1: Can you? I don't know because you're like, are you
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  Speaker 1: actually eating the things? Like this person says, don't trust
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  Speaker 1: the plumber who bites his nails.
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  Speaker 2: You, Yeah, that's a rose.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a contractor. Be wary of a customer who claims
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  Speaker 1: they know how to do what they're paying you to do.
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  Speaker 1: I work in finance. The more a dude gels his hair,
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  Speaker 1: the more of a pain of the buddy's going to be.
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  Speaker 4: Is the chef one on there the show, It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: where it's like you can't trust a chef who's super skinny.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's just like this, just.
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  Speaker 5: Like how how about you can't trust a pilot with
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  Speaker 5: thick glasses?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want them to see right, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what about like a hairdresser with like out of
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  Speaker 3: style hair, like a like a good mall bangs.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust a restaurant manager who's never waited a table.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust a wine sales rep who wears heavy colone
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  Speaker 1: and perfume and messes up your ability to taste samples
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  Speaker 1: and sales meetings. You should not trust an engineer who
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  Speaker 1: tells you it's okay to do a product push at
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  Speaker 1: three thirty on a Friday afternoon. Don't trust an electrician
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  Speaker 1: with no.
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  Speaker 2: Eyebrows things have gone away.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust an IT person who hasn't caused an or
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  Speaker 1: organizational wide outage at least once.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, they all work here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust a teacher who isn't interested in learning new things.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust a principal who is never a teacher. Be
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  Speaker 1: careful of personal injury attorneys who excessively advertise. Don't trust
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  Speaker 1: a scientist who can't say I don't know. A good
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  Speaker 1: scientist knows they don't know everything. Don't trust a pastor
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  Speaker 1: who wears expensive shoes and watches ooh interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that means they're taking from the tail.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's got an iPad and a white button
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  Speaker 1: down shirt, he's not there to fix your equipment. He's
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  Speaker 1: there to try and sell you new equipment. Something to
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  Speaker 1: think about.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Omar, Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: I ruined one of my wife's like really nice pants
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  Speaker 5: when I was trying to cook a steak with way
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  Speaker 5: too much heat. I like, you know, I looked up
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  Speaker 5: online like you're supposed to like salted scrub it, f
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  Speaker 5: lip it, and I mean I even looked into like
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  Speaker 5: electro stasis cleaning or however you clean like fancy jewelry
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  Speaker 5: and stuff like that. So I tried to make it
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  Speaker 5: look as good as I could. A week later, her
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  Speaker 5: mom use it tries to tries to cook on the
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  Speaker 5: stove so it's off his smoke alarm, and my wife
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  Speaker 5: got so upset with her mom that she's not talking
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  Speaker 5: to her. So I'm not sure if I should come
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  Speaker 5: clean or not.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you said you need, you need to hide
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  Speaker 1: and you should buy new pan. You know, you're using
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  Speaker 1: a lot of big words for me to understand. So
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  Speaker 1: you use the pan and ruin the pan, which I
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  Speaker 1: completely relate to I'm not allowed to use the pans
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  Speaker 1: in my house. But what did you do too?
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  Speaker 5: I like I heard like like if you use like salt,
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  Speaker 5: it's like way more abrasive. So I was using that
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  Speaker 5: to like scrub clean it. And then I looked online
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  Speaker 5: to like somebody said soaking vinegar for a while. But
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't just like have a cup of vinegar laying
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  Speaker 5: around the house, so I looked. I looked into like
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  Speaker 5: one of those fancy, like those electric jewelry cleaners. You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, it's what the jewelers used to like
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  Speaker 5: keep your rings clean. But they don't have to like
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  Speaker 5: touch them or scrub them or anything.
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  Speaker 2: I thought they just dumped them in like diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But so you did this to the pan. You
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  Speaker 1: did this to all this stuff to the pan to
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  Speaker 1: make it.
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  Speaker 2: Look like it was brand new, or make it look
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  Speaker 2: like you didn't ruin it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then mother in law goes and cooks on it,
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  Speaker 1: and because of all the chemicals on the pan, it
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  Speaker 1: lights up on fire and starts smoking. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I just ended up packing whatever
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  Speaker 5: I cooked down, like all the steakunk just like deeper
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  Speaker 5: into the pan. I'm not sure what I did, but.
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  Speaker 2: You ruined it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's total.
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  Speaker 2: And what is a what does a pan cost? Per se?
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  Speaker 4: Like like a fancy pan, like if it's like a
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  Speaker 4: cast iron pan?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are expensive? Is an expensive pan? It is?
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  Speaker 5: I think it was part of like a wedding set.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly. Yeah, they could be.
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  Speaker 3: Like two to three dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like for the heavy duty goes because those
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  Speaker 4: can last generations if you take care of them.
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  Speaker 1: So we have these pans I'm not allowed to use, right,
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  Speaker 1: so I've in the past, I've ruined the pan. So
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  Speaker 1: she gets new pants, but she throws out the pan
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  Speaker 1: that's ruined, and that's the pan that I would use.
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  Speaker 1: Why not keep it so I can continue to use
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  Speaker 1: that pans?
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  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, it's like I don't know what pans or
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  Speaker 1: what pans, and I'll be like and then my son
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  Speaker 1: Jake will use the pan. All you know, he ruined
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  Speaker 1: it too, So now we're not allowed touch the pants.
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  Speaker 1: Jake just need to go to TJ Max and get
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  Speaker 1: a couple of pans, like I want to have a pan.
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  Speaker 1: This is I'd like to get my own pan. Monogram
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  Speaker 1: and says, this is John Jay's pan. If you no
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  Speaker 1: one touch my pan.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to Walgreens or CVS and goes and
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  Speaker 3: he has seen on TV they got that red copper,
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  Speaker 3: it's like fifteen bucks.
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  Speaker 1: You know this guy, Gerry Breca. I actually was having
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with this guy and I asked because every
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  Speaker 1: time he shows that he cooks steaks in his pants,
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  Speaker 1: and he looked so good, and I'm like, what kind
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  Speaker 1: of pantising? He said, I'm glad you asked me that question,
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  Speaker 1: and then he told me and I don't remember, but
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  Speaker 1: it was a cool looking pan, and I just want
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  Speaker 1: to get one, and I'm going to have it and
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  Speaker 1: no one can ever use it. I'm going to take
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  Speaker 1: it with me to work and keep my backpack and
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  Speaker 1: no one could ever use my pan.
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  Speaker 2: Take it with you.
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  Speaker 1: This is my pan. You know what's gonna happen Right now,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle's listening, and on my birthday next year, Kyle's gonna
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  Speaker 1: give me a pan.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, save this tape, writing writing in my
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  Speaker 4: notes John Jay's personal pan for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: I can Christmas birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna Chris Sannah. He uses care Away.
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  Speaker 1: Caway really nice, right, okay, they're really nice.
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  Speaker 2: What I asked, not cheap.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm glad you asked. And he called he
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  Speaker 1: said Caraway and I never heard.
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  Speaker 2: What do those go for a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know they're not cheap.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've only seen him sold as a set
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  Speaker 4: and it's like five six hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I just did one pan.
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  Speaker 3: Severally.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Omar, try the care Away due to
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  Speaker 1: cara Away. If your pants are told depends, do to
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  Speaker 1: care Away?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 5: What I said, I'm gonna have to google care Away
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  Speaker 5: and probably.
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  Speaker 3: Attle don't admit it, but just get her a new one. Go, Hey, sorry,
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  Speaker 3: your mom ruined your pan. Give for a break. You
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  Speaker 3: should talk to her. Here's a new Caroway. Then you
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  Speaker 3: get away with it. Don't bead place.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be mad at your mom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Omar, I have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Due he said, goodbye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, think much? Not what I thought. You said something
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  Speaker 2: about much