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Pirates in Etheros Episode 59 - Statues in the Basement · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_02: Now that we are done with that, it's time to start the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Welcome fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergents.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_02: Last we left off,
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  SPEAKER_02: the Obscure Ivory and Company Automatons brought out some almost stale food
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  SPEAKER_02: and drinks for the secondhand souls.
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  SPEAKER_02: While they rested a bit, they also tried to wake the two sleeping goliaths.
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  SPEAKER_02: After many shenanigans,
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  SPEAKER_02: including some with a loincloth,
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  SPEAKER_02: they eventually got the goliaths to clean themselves up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Secondhand souls then requested a tour of the building they were going to lease
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  SPEAKER_02: and asked some questions about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gael Verna attempted to dodge some of the questions,
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  SPEAKER_02: but then admitted that the building had been vacant for some time
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  SPEAKER_02: since her predecessor,
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  SPEAKER_02: They walked over to the building and began exploring.
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  SPEAKER_02: Within, they found destroyed furniture and dust, an odd scroll, and a locked hatch.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ynor read the scroll while Lala opened the hatch.
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  SPEAKER_02: They learned of a sealed chest and were warned about it based on the scroll's faded writing.
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  SPEAKER_02: They found a handful of chests, ritual items, and much more broken objects in this basement.
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  SPEAKER_02: Eventually, they stumble upon
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  SPEAKER_02: They stumbled upon the chest in question.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lala fed Nosferatu some of Vianor and Joaquim's blood.
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  SPEAKER_02: This empowered Nosferatu to then be used as a key to the chest.
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  SPEAKER_02: It opened, but she also had to stab the air to break a seal.
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  SPEAKER_02: Once done,
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  SPEAKER_02: a disembodied voice thanked them and assured that they would be last on his list
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  SPEAKER_02: of destructions.
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  SPEAKER_02: They mostly ignored that and went to unlock the other chests,
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  SPEAKER_02: finding some rusty tools, metal bars, and other loot.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we're going to pick back up in this basement.
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  SPEAKER_02: You had just released what you had all called or referred to as an Eldritch Horror.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not quite sure what the entity was, but we'll refer to it as the Eldritch Horror for now.
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  SPEAKER_01: So if we released something nasty out of the chest over there,
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  SPEAKER_01: I wonder what was in this other one?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you can open it if you want.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it was already opened.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, I wonder what was in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like only the one
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  SPEAKER_01: on my right of the machine was closed.
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  SPEAKER_01: The other one was already opened or nothing was ever sealed in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, what is this machine?
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  SPEAKER_02: Correct.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the chest that Krakka is in front of was opened when you came down here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: The chest that Lala is in front of is the one that the Eldritch Horror was released from.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then there's a darkened arcane crystal and some kind of apparatus between the two chests.
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  SPEAKER_02: That would be one of the objects that none of you have spent any time looking into
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  SPEAKER_02: yet
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess I'll take some time to go look at it
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  SPEAKER_00: Where is it again?
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  SPEAKER_02: So that would be this object right there Is that like apparatus thing with that dark crystal?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah I mean I still have my detect magic up so
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  SPEAKER_02: You do.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't sense anything from the apparatus or the crystal.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is, I guess, can you describe what they both look like?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure, so the apparatus,
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  SPEAKER_02: you've had in your ship that's currently in the extra-dimensional sphere.
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  SPEAKER_02: it has some arcane crystals on it to help its power.
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  SPEAKER_02: So the crystal looks like similar in nature to those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: A little smaller, a little narrow.
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  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't say smaller, a little narrower, but taller.
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  SPEAKER_02: the crystal yeah so the ones on the ship on your ship were a little more robust
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  SPEAKER_02: but they weren't quite as tall this one seems to be taller but
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  SPEAKER_02: a little less robust
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  SPEAKER_01: Hakeem is this crystal powering the machine like the ones
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  SPEAKER_00: on your like you have I mean it looks kind of like that
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  SPEAKER_00: Not exactly like it, but could be?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess I'll disconnect.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I disconnect it from this apparatus?
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  SPEAKER_02: The crystal itself is inactive so it's not floating it's sitting in an indent at
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  SPEAKER_02: the bottom of this apparatus and this apparatus has like three feet that are big
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  SPEAKER_02: that are like anchored to the floor and then three smaller like stabilizer feet in
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  SPEAKER_02: between those three
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  SPEAKER_02: It does not budge when you try to move it
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  SPEAKER_01: Could I try
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  SPEAKER_01: to help lift it?
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  SPEAKER_02: You can also,
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  SPEAKER_02: you could both try to help,
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  SPEAKER_02: but it's kind of like when Rhodey and Tony are trying to lift Thor's hammer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do I sense anything?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: You said I sense nothing coming from this at all.
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  SPEAKER_02: It definitely looks like a magical apparatus, so you can make an assumption that it's inactive.
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  SPEAKER_00: okay yeah I mean you know it is it's it's
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  SPEAKER_00: a magical machine um it's not really it's not on
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  SPEAKER_00: and I can't move this crystal uh it's not going anywhere is there like a switch
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  SPEAKER_00: or anything that I can see that would maybe turn this thing on or a power plug
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  SPEAKER_00: that you know maybe needs to be plugged in somewhere
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  SPEAKER_02: You can make a...
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll give you Investigation or Arcana.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh...
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  SPEAKER_00: Either one is...
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the same either way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh... Let's go...
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: And then if Kraka's still helping you,
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  SPEAKER_02: you can make Advantage or Kraka can make his own.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh...
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm...
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna hero point this... Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think I have hero points there.
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  SPEAKER_00: uh yes i do i
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  SPEAKER_01: mean you do have advantage by
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  SPEAKER_00: the way okay let me roll this hero point that's five so 22 right now
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  SPEAKER_00: and i'll roll one more d20 just to see what we get you won't roll
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  SPEAKER_02: the hero point again we'll just add five to to see if it's higher
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  SPEAKER_02: if it ends up being higher
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  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, then let me just roll one more Arcana check.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not higher.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we'll go with the 22, which is pretty good.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't see power plug or an obvious switch or button or anything,
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  SPEAKER_02: but there is an inscription along the bottom, along the base of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: real tiny.
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  SPEAKER_00: Am I able to read that inscription?
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  SPEAKER_02: You cannot.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know Abyssal Common and Elvish and it is none of those.
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  SPEAKER_00: I look to the rest of the group.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's something scrawled over here but I don't have any kind of shrugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anybody can read this?
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: I take a peek.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there anything familiar to me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you check your languages?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: I think I just have Thieves Cant under what... Yeah, just Common... You can read it!
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  SPEAKER_02: It is written in Primordial.
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  SPEAKER_02: So anyone who can read Primordial would understand what is written on this...
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  SPEAKER_02: on the base of this thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: what say it
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  SPEAKER_02: it's like a list of instructions written by someone who's writing
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  SPEAKER_03: in shorthand scientist shorthand scientist ain't
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  SPEAKER_02: that always like like like doctor gibberish but worse
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  SPEAKER_01: so I can read it I just don't understand it gotcha correct
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  SPEAKER_02: You see,
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  SPEAKER_02: you recognize there's a bunch of steps and there's a bunch of stuff
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  SPEAKER_02: that you gotta do to activate it and then it'll turn itself on.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um... Alright, um...
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't make heads or tails with what this says,
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  SPEAKER_01: but I'll try to convert it over to Comet if somebody could
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  SPEAKER_01: memorize or write it down and maybe figure it out because it's just gibberish to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I'll start translating it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: Clock clockwise.
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  SPEAKER_01: And to common.
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  SPEAKER_01: You said, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's along the base of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: so the first instruction two units one piece don't mix
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  SPEAKER_02: the boxes steal one
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  SPEAKER_02: and free one
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  SPEAKER_03: what was that first word
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  SPEAKER_00: sorry what was after don't mix
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  SPEAKER_00: the boxes two units one piece don't mix
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  SPEAKER_02: Lock the boxes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Block the boxes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Seal one and free one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tap the crystal.
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  SPEAKER_03: Seal one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then there's a final instruction written under all of that optional live anointment.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: This feels like something we should probably inform the council about.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's why one was freed and one was sealed
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  SPEAKER_02: but now they're both free Hey guys quick reminder to leave a like a comment
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait
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  SPEAKER_00: so you that's what you think was in the other chest
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  SPEAKER_03: he kind of shrugs something happened here
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  SPEAKER_01: um
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  SPEAKER_01: something would have happened
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  SPEAKER_01: if we would have tapped the crystal because one was freed and one was sealed
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  SPEAKER_01: but uh yeah we uh like you said we opened the box that we were told not to open
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean this is not good so I don't think that this is something that we can deal
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  SPEAKER_00: with or even should try to deal with at any point any further
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  SPEAKER_00: by ourselves I think we should inform the council
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  SPEAKER_00: we're probably going to get
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  SPEAKER_00: in trouble for this and I just kind of give a sharp look to Yonora and Lala but
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  SPEAKER_01: form the cops very pirate of you well I mean it's it it's our basement
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  SPEAKER_01: so it's not like it's going anywhere
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  SPEAKER_01: so we can do further research just not right now technically no contract it's not
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  SPEAKER_02: your basement yet
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  SPEAKER_03: true i don't know why we would get in trouble all of this happened
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  SPEAKER_03: Not mine No, no, no,
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_03: no No stunting blame You been had this
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright,
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  SPEAKER_02: alright Fair enough Yeah,
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  SPEAKER_02: you let this happen Praka and Joaquim Since you both were, like,
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  SPEAKER_02: closely inspecting this apparatus You notice there is,
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  SPEAKER_02: as you kick dust up, there is a channel
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  SPEAKER_02: that's about three inches wide and an inch and a half deep in like a V that goes
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  SPEAKER_02: from this apparatus running back to the cracked slab stone slab that's right here
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  SPEAKER_02: and like up the side of it I guess front up the front
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  SPEAKER_00: of it can I follow this channel
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's real small because it's like going from here and
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  SPEAKER_02: then it's going like all along here just up to the
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  SPEAKER_02: stone slab that's cracked.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is there anything I guess is there does it end in any sort of platform or area
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  SPEAKER_00: that I guess you would insert something into push or
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  SPEAKER_00: It just goes, where does this groove get in?
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  SPEAKER_02: There's a very specific cutout on the edge of this cracked stone slab that leads
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  SPEAKER_02: into the groove,
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  SPEAKER_02: almost like it's letting something move from the slab to the apparatus.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we're missing a piece?
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think it's a piece.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think it's a substance type liquid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like maybe blood.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I've already given my blood today and it ended very badly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm not going to do that again.
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  SPEAKER_01: but no no no
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  SPEAKER_01: like
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  SPEAKER_01: Like.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whichever soul we're going to capture into one of the boxes would be placed
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  SPEAKER_01: on said slab and cut open and blood fed into
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  SPEAKER_01: the machine type deal is what I might be thinking.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, do you even know what this machine does?
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't faint as clue.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: It seals
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  SPEAKER_01: souls i'm guessing is that what we just freed was a soul is that what
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_02: that was it was something bad you can make the general assumption that it was
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: at one point or another the soul of something it said it had
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  SPEAKER_01: to go find its body right yes it did
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  SPEAKER_00: And you said that the groove ran along the ground and then onto the top of this slab
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  SPEAKER_00: or along the side?
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  SPEAKER_02: Up.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it's like going straight back from the apparatus and then up the side to the top
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  SPEAKER_02: of the platform.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then there's a very specific cutout at the edge of the platform where it meets so that
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  SPEAKER_02: whatever's on the platform follows the groove gotcha okay yeah okay
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  SPEAKER_00: then yeah yeah I guess so would you kill
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: the person up here I mean does this look does this lab look big enough uh
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: for I guess your average human body I
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_02: mean it looks big enough for something larger
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  SPEAKER_02: than your average human body so yes okay
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: um then yeah sacrifices here murder murder uh he kind of makes a
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  SPEAKER_00: a stabbing gesture trickle trickle into
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  SPEAKER_00: the phylactery we go
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  SPEAKER_00: something along those lines I'm guessing and uh Joaquin kind
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  SPEAKER_00: of shrugs in any case everything about down here is kind of giving me the willies
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: and I don't even really want to be down here anymore unless you guys are trying
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: to do something else no it's pretty dark we can go but I'm highly suspicious
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  SPEAKER_03: of this lady having a whole murder basement and allegedly not knowing
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  SPEAKER_00: about it well that's something else that we can mention to uh to the council as well
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: because what kind of guild is she running again
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Questions indeed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who the hell knows?
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_02: It is a merchant guild.
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  SPEAKER_00: With evil whatever the fuck's down here?
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  SPEAKER_03: Selling blood magic?
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Are there blood screens down here?
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, everything's covered in dust, so it's hard to tell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: there are some inscriptions on the cracked slab around like the sides of it on
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  SPEAKER_02: the sides of it
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  SPEAKER_02: more primordial these ones are more ancient than
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  SPEAKER_02: that
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm guessing I don't recognize them or I can't read them
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: actually
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  SPEAKER_02: What do you have?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: You can make out some of it,
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquim, and anyone else who either has some type of elvish or sylvan dialect.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's bases in that, but it seems like an older version of it.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: So basically I'm getting like every third or fifth word.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: yes but it's enough to give you context
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  SPEAKER_02: something about the sacrifices needed
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  SPEAKER_02: to make him rise again
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_00: does it say him or is there a reference to who him is
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: There's an image repeated on various places
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  SPEAKER_02: of just a
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  SPEAKER_02: very large, intimidating-looking dragon.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what we assume dragons look like, right?
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: Or what we heard dragons look like?
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: You've seen in books and stuff where dragons look like, yeah.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_02: not the dragon that you conjured from what you believed dragons to have looked like
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  SPEAKER_02: in your brain but more like what historians have written and depicted okay
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_00: with
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_00: that Joaquin's gonna kind of
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  SPEAKER_00: Narrow his eyes.
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  SPEAKER_00: More dragons.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: Can I commit this image to memory so that I can recreate it later?
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: You study it for a few minutes and you're able to do that.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Did you say dragons?
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_00: And again, just as an example, I will minor illusion this image for Crocco.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: A little minor illusion in my hand.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: so your minor illusion isn't of an actual dragon it's of what you are looking at so
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  SPEAKER_02: the stone slab with the dragon etched into it yes the uh the the symbol right
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  SPEAKER_01: so
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  SPEAKER_01: that spirit that was talking to us is it was a dragon I certainly hope not
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: because that's kind of all types of bad
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna say it was something else and I mean maybe hopefully not as equally
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  SPEAKER_01: as evil because if it's the same
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  SPEAKER_01: if this slab was used for the same thing
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  SPEAKER_01: of sacrificing something for a dragon then why is why are they written
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  SPEAKER_01: in different languages?
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_00: I mean they're both ancient languages so
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's that's an interesting question.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: I can't answer that.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I was struggling to figure out how to ask it because it was confusing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again,
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  SPEAKER_00: I feel like everybody should be writing down some interesting questions to ask
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  SPEAKER_00: the council because this any kind of just gestures around everything is all weird
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  SPEAKER_00: and bad.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we have enough stuff on our plate.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if this is something else we want to be...
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I guess we have to worry about it since we released it.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_00: We definitely do.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: Let's start off by going to find Kaida.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think she might be able to provide a little bit of helpful insight on what to do next here.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like mucking around here any further is only going to be to our detriment.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_01: Unless there's something good upstairs.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'd look to the realtor.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: Well?
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you haven't looked at the top floor yet,
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_02: but it's probably more the same of the middle floor, just has some heads up there.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_00: No disembodied dragon spirits that need to not be released?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_00: Not that I'm aware of.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: just down here.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: Is it Juicy Bits?
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even know down here was here.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: So then you really don't know what's upstairs?
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: Not particularly, no.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: Could be a leaky roof.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_03: We should probably check out any water damage.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to hero point because I'm going to I want to insight.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna incite her?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: So that's a 21.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: She seems to be telling the truth.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: She looks just about as clueless as can be.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquin's narrowing his eyes at her but won't say anything further.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: What are we doing now?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_00: I thought we were gonna head upstairs to inspect the second, uh, what is it, the second floor?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: Real quick?
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you guys really don't care to Yes I also have to see how sturdy
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: that staircase is Let's go check it out
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: As you re-approach the ladder
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: You hear a click.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: The hatch above you slams shut.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Stop, fuck.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to bang it open.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, lady, what the fuck?
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_02: One of the statues over here begins moving.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_00: Lady, what the fuck?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: She is unconscious on the floor.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: Unconscious how?
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: She just passed out?
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_02: And then this statue also starts moving.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at the unconscious lady.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: Lady, what the fuck?
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Shouldn't be quite that big though
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: So I gotta change their size here real quick
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: They got a statue here and
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: a statue here Why is she unconscious?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's time for everyone to...
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: Does she have like a sleeping dart in her neck or something?
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: Roll me some initiative
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: Apologies DM, I'm also very confused.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_00: How did she get, uh, how did she fall unconscious?
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: And you stepped on the thing and the trap door closed and you were all looking at that.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_02: You looked back and she was just out.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: Huh, okay.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yanori, you said you got a dirty 20.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, that's a natural 20.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Keem got a natural 20 for a 23.
• 29:37
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• 29:37
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• 29:40
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• 29:56
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• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: 12, so that means Puppyfish goes right after you.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_02: Wakeem, your shadows go right after you.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_02: Deedle got a 17 Krakka also got a 12 Thin That's right after Yanor
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: Cause she goes on
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_02: the end Alright Team you have
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: you got a natural 20 so you go first
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: and we also let me quick double check
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: make sure I get this right for when you roll
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: a natural 20 on initiative
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: you have advantage on your first attack as well
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: um so it's this guy and this guy they have not moved yet you just saw them start
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_02: to like step off their platform oh neither
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: of them have heads their heads were broken off so neither
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_00: of them have heads lovely uh
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_00: let's
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: just do some shit so I have let me just double check my inventory so these
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: yeah but
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: that is a bonus action um yeah no that's okay uh so
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_00: and do I have any sorcery points I should have it yeah I got everything okay
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_00: you guys haven't been in combat for a while no I appreciate it uh
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_00: so what I do I guess we'll do Eldritch Blast um why'd you say that like
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_00: a question no uh
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: no let's not do that we're gonna do uh um
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_00: What's the best thing to do right now?
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_00: What's this do?
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_00: Uh... No.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a person.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, I don't know what to do, so we're just gonna blast at them.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, yeah, let's do that.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Eldritch Blast.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's a cantrip.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, so... We're gonna start by blasting
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_00: this guy okay so I've got two blasts to him 26
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: that one hits do
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_00: you want me to roll
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_02: the second attack or damage first no just roll both attacks first for Eldritch Blast
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_00: and a 17 17 misses alright so
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: 1d10.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's 8 force.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then we'll do bonus action.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_00: We'll do it again.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: Blast them again.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_00: Same one.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: Are you doing it as a bonus action?
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: How are you doing it as a bonus action?
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_00: The bracers.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_00: Illusionous bracers.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_00: I can cast... That's right.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: because they allow you to cast another spell well they allow me to cast a cantrip as
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_00: a bonus action the same cantrip
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_00: but that 13 misses so then I'll do one more yeah 18
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_00: that hits just there another 8 points of force damage another 8 points
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_02: of damage okay
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: uh and then we'll uh
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's everything
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_00: for my action bonus action uh I'm gonna move so we'll move 30 feet here okay
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: and
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: then um
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: that'll be my turn and then I guess the shadow goes after me right
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: yes
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_00: the shadow goes after you okay now uh I think I when I summoned it uh I just gave it
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: the extra attack uh so cause I yeah I just always use the the extra attack
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: so I'm gonna do thank you uh so I'll have it
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: kind of slither over here a bit and then I'm going to have it try
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: and shade glare this same one okay
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_00: so that's uh what is shade glare uh wisdom paralysis uh yes on a failure
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: So it's a DC 17 This creature cannot be paralyzed Okay Good to know In
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_00: that case We're just going to Let's just I'll have it shade whip Okay So you attempt
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: to shade glare But it realizes it can't paralyze it So go ahead and make
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: the Shade whip
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_00: uh so uh the creature needs to make a deck save dc 17
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: well it's not good at those
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_02: because it is made out of stone
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_02: that is a six
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: uh so then that means it is grappled
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: then let me mark it
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_02: as grappled.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: Is it grappled until the next turn?
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's just grappled.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_00: It's just grappled.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: And I am going to... Yeah, no, I think that's everything.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do anything else, so I end my turn.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yenor, it is your turn.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: We said that I could smite on a rage as long as the smite didn't require concentration.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_00: So like a regular... Yeah.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so I'm going to rage.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_00: Let me flick that.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_00: What is it, plus two?
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, plus two.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_00: Plus two.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was plus two under your features and traits.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to mark rage.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: Token for 10 rounds.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to run up and I'm going to smack this guy.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Smack that one.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he's the closest one.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Did I?
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_02: Who did I rage?
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: Did you rage Thesson instead of me?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_02: I apparently didn't rage anyone all right go ahead and roll your attack
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: 30 20
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: and hit roll your damage
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_00: uh 10 damage and then I will divine smite
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: if I can find it do you know where that is it's been so long
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_00: since we've actually fought
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's under your features and traits, but your divines might.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: All right, so it's 2d8.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: So 16 points of damage total.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_00: And then I will hit again.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to hero point that.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_00: 3020.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: One hits as well.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_00: Roll the damage and another divine smite.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: So that's 27 points of damage total.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: And then I think that that's all I can do.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's a bonus action in my action.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: Are you telling Thesson to do anything?
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_00: Telling Thesson to fly as far away to the end of the room as he can.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how fast Thesson can fly.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_02: He can fly pretty fast.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: That bird can swallow things whole.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: Tell him to eat.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_02: He gets to the other end of the room without a problem.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_02: It is now...
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: This one's turn.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_02: Its speed is zero.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: So it cannot move.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_02: Let me see...
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm not sure that he can do anything because he's grappled
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_02: so he can't actually move No,
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_02: he can try to break the grapple I certainly can
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: So he's going to do that but
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: to break a grapple that is an athletics check
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: What is the save, DC?
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, 17.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: So he rolls a 17.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_02: So he spends his entire turn shaking off the grapple.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_03: Gotcha.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't get to go.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_02: Deedle, it's your turn.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna rage and
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: You just freshly ungrappled man statue guy.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna hit him with my War Axe.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: Get to him?
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: You can.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: Make your... Oh, that was... Why did that roll so many dice again?
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: So you rolled a 13.
• 42:00
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• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: Now that that's cleared up, let's get back to the adventure.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: 1d12 plus 9.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're raging.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: c12 plus 9 well you're raging that'd be the fuck too where the hell's the one and
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_02: the four coming from
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_02: Plus two Yeah I'm not quite sure So
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_02: we're going 7 plus 9 plus 2 so that's 18
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_02: Unless it's automatically Because you're part rogue Yeah
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_02: could be trying to do automatic sneak attack, but I don't know why it would do that.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: Plus, the sneak attack's not a D4.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_00: So we're going 18.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: We're going 18.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so that was your first strike.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hit him again.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Or try to, at least.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_02: That one also hits, because that's a 27th.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: one does 14 points of damage.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I can do.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's now the other one's turn.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_02: Who is right in front of Yenor.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: It is going to make one attack against you, Yenor.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: That would be a 22.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: Does not hit.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Second attack.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: is gonna be a 24.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_00: That hits.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna take... 16 points of slashing damage.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: And then you must make a constitution saving throw.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_00: That is a 20.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: Natural 20, everyone gets an inspiration.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: Can't do anything else.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: So we go to Krakka, it's your turn.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, well I'm going to, um...
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pick Galen up, right?
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_01: That said their name right, right?
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Gael.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to pick them up and I'm going to...
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_01: Back here against the wall and get them out of the way.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: And, um...
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_01: Not really sure how they see and I don't really have any movement
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: so I'm just gonna withdraw and like lay as like a barricade
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_01: to protect
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_01: said innocent victim sleeping on the ground for the moment.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything else?
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_01: kind of peeking my head out of the shell every so often to reassess the problem,
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_01: the situation to see what I can do.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_02: Lala, it's your turn.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: Bonus action boot click.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_02: So you...
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_03: Feels like a catchphrase at this point.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: But you're hasted.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: I guess we'll go...
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, we will throw knives at the one near Deedle.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: That seems reasonable.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your strikes.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_03: Just to be totally clear, what is the white circle?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_03: The empty white circle next to me?
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: They're lights.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's what I thought.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_02: They're lights.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_03: They're not attacking lights, right?
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_02: No,
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_02: those are just lights from the pieces of furniture that Krakka threw around the room
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_02: that, you know, are lit up.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_03: Cool.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I think she'll,
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_03: she might move slightly over towards the slab,
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: uh, so she can kind of like duck behind it between knife throwing.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, we're, we're gonna throw knives.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_03: Attack what?
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to inspiration that because that was a natural one.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yay!
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_03: 19 plus 11.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: That would be a 30.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: So that hit.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: Very cool.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_03: Damage.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: A 1 plus 7.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_03: So 8.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_03: Do I get sneak attack damages?
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you do.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_02: Sneak attack?
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_03: I just forget how many that is.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_02: Hang on.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't yours 6?
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: Is it 6d6?
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is it 8d6?
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's something wild.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's quite a few at this point.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't used it in so long, I have forgotten.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_03: Where is that?
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: There it is.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: Five d6.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_02: D6.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_03: I currently only have three at my disposal, so I'll roll two of them again.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_03: Four, one, two.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_03: Six, seven.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_03: Plus two more.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_03: Three and a one.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_02: Additional points of damage.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_03: Indeed.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: I should probably keep these.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: Then we will attack again.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_02: Make your next attack.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: Indeed.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, 15.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Plus 11.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_02: That one hits.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: Hey!
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: Three plus seven.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: And I think that's it.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Another ten points.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_02: What are you telling Puppyfish to do?
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know...
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what Puppyfish can do,
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: other than puppy things,
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: which would be to, like, fight them, but it's a statue, so...
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: Seems ineffective.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: Puppyfish, go hide.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: What is Puppyfish's movement speed?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he can move pretty fast.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's all the slime.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: He's gonna go...
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_02: He can get...
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: He can, like, bolt himself across the room.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: Good job, Puppyfish.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: Krakka, you feel...
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_02: Miss Verna kind of shift against you a little bit, your shell.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: And then she kind of just falls over.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: She's definitely not awake yet.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: And that's saying this.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: Joachim, we're back up to you.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's probably just best to
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_00: repeat because the big ladies are doing a lot of
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: the smashing so we'll just blast away at this thing again okay
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_00: so first shot
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_00: that's I'm gonna inspiration that's that's a natural one uh
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: oh
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_00: spells please thank you that's better 23
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_00: that hits okay uh second strike second blast yeah ugh 14 um
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: yeah nah that's
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_00: a miss uh and then bonus action shots so two more
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_00: 26 will hit and a 21 will hit okay so 3 out of the 4 hit
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_00: so I'll just give you 3d10 yes
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_00: oh boom 11
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_00: and then we'll have the shadow do
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_00: the same thing
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: except instead of
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: glaring we'll do a shade whip and then we'll do an attack.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: Make your attack with the whip?
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: So the whip is the dex save.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: Are you doing a shade strike and then a whip?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not close enough for the
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_00: for the Shade.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_00: So we'll do Shade Whip.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_02: He has two attacks.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: Shade Whip, Dex Save, probably gonna fail.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_02: That's a four.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so grappled again.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_00: This
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: thing looks like it's pretty hurt right now, so...
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even gonna bother I'm just gonna have it so I'll look at Deedle
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_00: and say he's got a Shadow Boy's got him for you and the shadow you'll just kind
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_00: of see pendules wrapped around the
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_00: the statue's legs but the shadow's just kind
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_00: of unmoving and that will end my turn
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_02: That goes to Yenor's turn.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna swing again.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your strikes.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_00: There we go.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna inspiration that.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_00: 29.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: That hits.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your damage.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_00: That is a 12
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_00: and I'm going to Divine Smite
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_00: That's 22 of damage
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: and I'll hit again I'm gonna Inspiration that 28 One also hits
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_00: 11 points of damage
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_00: and I'm not going to Divine Smite that time And then I believe that's all I can do
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_02: Essen's gonna stay where he is.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the grappled one's turn.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, he's gonna swipe at you twice, Deedle.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_02: That one misses a disadvantage, cause he's grappled.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: That one also misses.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_02: So both swipes miss,
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_02: even though he's right in front of ya,
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_02: because he's currently grappled, so he's kinda having a tough time moving there.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_02: It is now your turn, Deedle.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take another
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_01: whack at him.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_02: 29 hits.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your damage.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_02: Call it 13.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: So as you bring your axe down on this strike, the statue crumbles.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_00: I got him.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_02: out of the statue.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys,
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 55:45
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• 55:49
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks!
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, where'd that go?
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_02: Just this wailing spirit.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_01: That was strange.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go down and... That's right in front of you.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, um... Kind of screaming in your face.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, shit.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'm gonna take a whack at that.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_01: Do it.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and roll.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, shit.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, 28?
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_02: A 28 does hit.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll damage.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_02: 23 points of damage.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_02: This thing doesn't seem to take as much damage as you're used to dealing.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm kind of thinking that, but I don't really have anything else to hit it with.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_01: And that's all I can do right now.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, we go to the other statue.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's gonna take a couple smacks at you.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_02: So they both miss.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_02: uh you deflect them with your shield they're pretty hard hit your arm's
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_02: a little sore for a second but uh it it doesn't hit ya and we go
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_02: to Krakka's turn
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: alright so I'm going to uh
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_01: pop out of my shell so I'm gonna merge
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_01: with the bonus action yep
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_01: um and then I guess it's still half my movement to get up correct
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_02: because I'm prone I didn't have you marked as prone I just had you withdrawn
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_02: so I'd consider you coming out of your shell as standing up properly all right
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_01: then I will um
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_01: dash forward
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_01: about all my movement in the direction of the screaming spirit.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_02: That does get you there.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's like right there.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you wanted it to be right there?
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's the 45 feet, right?
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 45 feet.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought you were actually dashing.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_02: You're just moving 45 feet.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_01: I got right because I already used my bonus action to emerge yeah yeah yeah no and
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_01: then once I reach there I'm gonna just throw are
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_01: they are they still are they
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: bracers attached to the chains are they the hammers attached to the chains
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_01: the hammers for your special weapon yeah for my new my new weapon
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yes so uh there's a hammer attached by a chain to each bracer so you can throw
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_02: the hammer and then pull the hammer back to you using the chain Okay so it's it's
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_01: but I have one in each hand Correct Right so I'm gonna throw both of them at
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_01: the same time towards the Screaming Spirit
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your attacks
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: so it'd be two attack rolls but it's with the same weapon technically 21 one hits
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_02: and roll damage
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_01: and that would be thoughts so I add the d10 to that correct yes
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_02: because you're wielding both of them
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_02: it gets the additional d10 of damage.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_02: The additional d10 is the psychic damage.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_02: So that additional d10 psychic damage.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_02: So you do 17 bludgeoning or 12 bludgeoning plus five psychic.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_02: Part of your damage doesn't do as much as you were expecting it to.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_02: And then your second attack.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_02: 30 20 30 20 does hit go ahead and roll your damage with prayers
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_02: so that's 8 points
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_02: of your bludgeoning plus the 7 points of radiant now on this one
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_02: part
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_02: of your damage doesn't do as much as you were expecting the other part
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_02: of your damage does does a little more than what you were expecting
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_01: and then that'll end my turn.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_02: Lala, it is your turn.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: That was perfect timing because it confirmed what I was thinking as well.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um, Lala's gonna see what just happened and have a thought.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: She's Nosferatu and she's going to start aiming her psychic blades
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: the ghost creature.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_02: Remember, one of Krakka's things does psychic damage, the other one does radiant.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're gonna test it,
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_03: because she was planning on doing this,
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_03: so that just gave me like, oh good, maybe, let's see.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and make your psychic blades attack.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm too evil for radiant anyway.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_02: There are some demons that deal radiant damage.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen plus eight.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: It ain't me.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_02: So that hits.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your Psychic Blades damage.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_03: Which is at d6.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, six plus two.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_03: So eight.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_03: How did it go?
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_02: Stid normal damage.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that doesn't make sense.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_02: Your psychic blades deal psychic damage, don't they?
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_03: But didn't, like, one of his do less and then one did more?
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_03: So it was my experiment, but then my psychic did the same.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_03: It didn't do less.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_03: Four more.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_03: Correct.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_03: Why is his psychic damage different from my psychic damage?
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_02: Thoughts does bludgeoning damage and psychic damage.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_02: And only part of that damage was reduced Interesting Okay Well That being the case
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: From my vantage point I can still help with the other What's it called?
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_03: Statue creature?
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_03: You can, yes So she'll throw Nosferatu at the statue creature Take your attack Thanks
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_03: An 8 plus 11 19 I don't think that's enough 19 does hit Oh,
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_03: okay I couldn't remember Um,
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_02: alright Go ahead and roll your Nosferatu damage on
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_03: the other statue 2 plus 7 9 9 points of damage on this guy
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's two attacks.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, that's it.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_02: You have your bonus action.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's right.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_03: I always forget when I... Because you're hasted.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_03: I use it to click my boots on my first turn, so then sometimes I forget.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_03: We have thrown Nosferatu again.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_02: At the statue?
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and...
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_03: uh 12 plus 11
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_03: and yeah that hits damage 3 plus 7 so this statue this is less violent
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_02: because you're not slamming it with an axe your your Nosferatu kind of just goes
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_02: through the center of it and it kind of just crumbles in front of you you know
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_02: or just falls into a pile of rubble
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_02: But then this seething cold comes out of it and kinda floats its way on
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_02: the other side of you
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_03: Can you grab all of those?
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's my turn I'm assuming you're telling Puppyfish to continue staying away?
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm not of the impression he can bite a ghost, so...
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_02: There is still no response from Ms. Verna.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_02: Joachim, it's your turn.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_00: Um... New creature.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_02: Has been hit a lot already.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_02: Has been hit a lot already.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, the other one has not.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um...
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_00: let's okay let's mine sliver
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_00: first the one that's been hit
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_00: a lot okay can I use I can't use my inspiration
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_00: to give disadvantage right correct okay
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_00: then yeah just doing just doing mine sliver uh that's
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_02: an intelligent save right uh hold on let me know
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_00: Let me double check Mind Fliver is intelligence
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_02: I believe that fails,
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_02: that's a 15 Yep,
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_00: that's a failure DC is 19 Uh,
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_00: so let's give you some damage That's 5 damage And then,
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_00: uh It needs to make, uh, subtract a d4 from its next save
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_00: uh and then we're gonna do the same thing uh as a bonus action but to
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_02: the other one go ahead let me go ahead yes that's a five okay so 2d6 going
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_00: that way eh
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_00: six and then a d4 from its next save yeah uh and then
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna stay back here We're going to...
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_00: Jade glare The far one over here Is that one in front of you no more?
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, let me make sure that I can do that Hold on a sec I think you might have
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_00: to move your shadow a little bit Uh, it's within 60 teeth I think I
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_02: 60 feet that changes it.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_02: You can do it.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_00: I can do it.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_00: We'll shade glare that one.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_02: You feel your shadow staring into the soulless eyes of this spirit and not grasp anything.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_02: You get the feeling that this one also cannot be paralyzed.
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_00: okay uh you see like the shadow kind of look back towards Joachim almost with like
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_00: a like a sulking like sulking uh shoulders like it's it's disappointed in itself
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_00: and Joachim just kind of gives it like the the disappointed parent look um and
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_00: then Joachim just kind of gestures to the other one well then do something be useful
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll just have it move a little bit closer to the one that's in front
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_00: of Heedle
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_00: Flanking is not a thing, right?
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not unless you have something that makes flanking a thing or you're from each other
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, then we're just gonna have it do a shade strike.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and roll your attack.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_00: Where's the button for shade strike?
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_00: Is there no button?
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_02: There might not be for you, there is for me.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_02: Or you could just roll a d20 and add plus three.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we'll do that.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_00: d20, roll.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_00: If I just roll 3 I'm gonna Inspiration That's
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_00: a fucking trigger Go ahead
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_00: Inspiration
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_00: That's better With a 3 it would be 19
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_00: That one hits Go ahead and roll your damage That is Oh I hit the wrong button
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_00: uh that is d10 plus 3 correct and then you tell me if it is bludgeoning piercing
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_02: or slashing you determine
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_00: the damage type okay um roll 4 plus 3 7 we're gonna do piercing
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_02: hey guys quick
• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_02: thanks
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_02: even with the damage not doing as much as you're used to this thing screams
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_02: and wails out as it dissipates into nothing okay um
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_00: the shadow looks back
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_00: at Joaquin kind of hopefully with uh like look like a you know like did I do good
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_00: And Joaquin just kind of gives it a thumbs up And I will end my turn Yanor,
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_02: it is your turn You have this ghastly thing Ghastly incorporeal thing Floating
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_02: in front of you
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to smack it 19
• 1:11:34
  SPEAKER_02: And roll your damage
• 1:11:37
  SPEAKER_00: 13 and then I'm going to do a second level Divine Smite.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_00: So that should be 3d8?
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_00: 13, 26 all radiant.
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_02: You deal an excessive amount of extra damage to this creature
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_02: on that strike.
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_03: Is it still up?
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_02: It is still up.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_03: Still up?
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_03: Is it like really hurt?
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's incorporeal and a spirit, so it is hard to tell its injuries Does it ooze?
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know No This one isn't an oozer I smack it again 29
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_00: That hits,
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: go ahead and roll your damage
• 1:12:26
  SPEAKER_00: That is another 13 Another second level smite Actually,
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_02: you can't second level smite Why?
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: That spends a spell slot
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, all of my divine smites do.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: Do they?
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_02: We did have that discussion before.
• 1:12:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this one burns into nothingness.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_02: We are back to just... Confusion.
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_02: You all hear a loud click and a thunk I think
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  SPEAKER_00: the door's open That's what I was hoping for as well Can I climb up the ladder
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_00: and try and open up that door?
• 1:13:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's already open
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm hasted and fast, I'm out
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  SPEAKER_02: Sweet freedom Don't forget about the animals
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm absolutely forgetting about the animals
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go get our guide first
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  SPEAKER_01: and try
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  SPEAKER_01: to carry her up I guess for this I'll have you make
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_02: an athletics check
• 1:14:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna inspiration or yeah
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's a natural point Everyone gets an inspiration back Yeah,
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_02: you're easily able to climb yourself and her up through this hatch It takes you
• 1:14:17
  SPEAKER_02: a little bit of time It's kind of cumbersome carrying another person up a ladder
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_02: But you get up the hatch
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  SPEAKER_02: You're back up on this second level Do we want to check out
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_02: the upstairs real quick?
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, while you're going up the ladder,
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I would say that Ynor,
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_02: uh, Deedle, Ynor and Deedle, you both feel your rage is ending.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_02: You kind of get that like adrenaline tanking feeling.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Lala, you get the same, a similar feeling when your haste ends.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_02: You get like that, uh, just real quick lethargy.
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_03: if we should buy this building.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we already cleansed it.
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Did we, though?
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, at least started to.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or this could have been just our first job.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_03: We still have a hole upstairs yet.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows if somebody drops more of those demon statues overnight.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_02: Luckily, for you all, the upstairs...
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a messy upstairs Messy?
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's just messy Somebody know how to wake them up so I can stop carrying them?
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_03: Fala will slap her in the face
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_02: Get an attack roll with advantage?
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_01: 13 I didn't mean that I meant like isn't there like some kind of smelly stuff like you can use?
• 1:16:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's not so... ow
• 1:16:10
  SPEAKER_03: You could put her by Joachim's feet And she kinda just Ah!
• 1:16:16
  SPEAKER_02: Ah!
• 1:16:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god!
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_02: Who smacked me?
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_03: A ghost It's fine though We killed them I think How do you kill a ghost?
• 1:16:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's already dead Apparently repeated stabbing Look it worked
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry for all this hassle
• 1:16:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna give you one month free.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_03: Lady, you'd be lucky if we paid you to take it off your hand.
• 1:16:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you're just leasing it from me,
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_03: so... Like I said, you'd be lucky if we paid you ten gold to take it off your hands.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Completely.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_03: Don't, don't, don't even... You just wait until you get our...
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_03: exorcism fees.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_03: We will invoice you.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is not my department.
• 1:17:14
  SPEAKER_02: This is very similar to this main level.
• 1:17:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's dirty and dusty and there's just glass bottles and other things broken everywhere.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_02: There's a couple study desks that are broken and like a vanity and shelves on
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: the wall that are broken.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_02: The bathtub's tipped over.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Beds are broken and in shambles.
• 1:17:35
  SPEAKER_03: How do you tip over a bathtub?
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_03: Like a clawfoot?
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like cast iron?
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's tipped over.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_03: Deedle, can you fix this?
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_03: I could try.
• 1:17:51
  SPEAKER_03: It takes like a couple steps back away from the from the tub.
• 1:17:59
  SPEAKER_01: The tub to flip it?
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_02: Give me a second.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, what is your push and drag?
• 1:18:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just for shits and giggles, make an athletics check, Deedle.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's a natural 20, so everyone gets inspiration back.
• 1:18:29
  SPEAKER_02: Lala, you're watching Deedle do this one-handed.
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_01: Rah.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 1:18:36
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't even hit the wall or scratch the floor.
• 1:18:38
  SPEAKER_02: She just does it perfectly one handed.
• 1:18:43
  SPEAKER_03: Lala gestures at the tub and at Deedle and then, like, trying to get the realtor's attention.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you see this?
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_03: You owe us.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_03: We will bill you.
• 1:18:58
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking mess.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_02: Is there anything else you guys would like to do in this building?
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Not that I can think of, honestly.
• 1:19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, go ahead.
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm just curious what the hell happened up here to flip a tub like this.
• 1:19:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_00: The mystery of the flip tub.
• 1:19:26
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine with me for a moment that a 600 pound wild boar gets loose in this house.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_03: or even they may not be able to knock over a full cast iron clawfoot tub
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_03: on their own, just rampaging around.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Something horrific happened here.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I'm saying.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 1:19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Such as loose wild boars.
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_03: 30 to 50 of them, perhaps.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_00: And he just kind of starts looking around.
• 1:20:04
  SPEAKER_00: And the evidence of said boars is... A foot?
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_00: Empty bottles?
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Were they drunk?
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_00: Were they drunk, boars?
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_00: Come, come, demon child.
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Very likely,
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_03: knowing the temperament of boars,
• 1:20:21
  SPEAKER_03: if they had found some way to get their hands,
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_03: or I guess their cloven hoofs,
• 1:20:30
  SPEAKER_03: if they found a way to get their cloven hoofs on drinks,
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_01: yes maybe they drank the drink out of the bathtub that's why it was flipped
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_03: so what we're seeing is that there has been a moonshining operation run
• 1:20:46
  SPEAKER_03: by wild boars in this place and she expects us to pay full price how can
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_00: the boars manipulate the bottles without with with hoops no fingers
• 1:21:02
  SPEAKER_03: maybe there were magical boars does this not explain the dark magics in
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_03: the basement that's what they were attempting to do is to overcome
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_03: the cloven hoof problem with blood sorcery
• 1:21:19
  SPEAKER_00: drunken magic boars have have
• 1:21:21
  SPEAKER_00: and Joaquin's just struggling to to make sense of this okay
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_00: yeah so we're gonna we're gonna go to her with all of this yes I just want
• 1:21:30
  SPEAKER_00: to make sure that you got your story straight
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_03: because I am lost absolutely we're gonna haggle this down also she owes us I don't
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_03: know at least 250 for the exorcism okay
• 1:21:46
  SPEAKER_01: um
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_01: yep let's go with that yep sounds good
• 1:21:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm assuming you guys aren't going to be staying here this evening.
• 1:21:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I will give you room and board over at Obscure Ivory and Company for the night.
• 1:22:07
  SPEAKER_02: And then in the morning, we can discuss the finer details of you renting this establishment.
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_03: I was going to say, please don't tell me we have to go furniture shopping.
• 1:22:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, not tonight.
• 1:22:24
  SPEAKER_02: With that, she's going to lead you all back out and back over to Obscure Ivory and Company.
• 1:22:32
  SPEAKER_02: You see the Goliaths have returned to their posts,
• 1:22:35
  SPEAKER_02: still a little wobbly, but much cleaner and much more well behaved this time.
• 1:22:42
  SPEAKER_02: And we will, unless anyone has anything else that they want to do real quick.
• 1:22:49
  SPEAKER_00: I was just going to say to them, I hope you all had a good wash.
• 1:22:54
  SPEAKER_00: look much better smell much better too yes pretty man we had
• 1:22:59
  SPEAKER_02: a great wash couldn't get parts of our back
• 1:23:03
  SPEAKER_02: though we could have used could have used your help Joaquin kind
• 1:23:09
  SPEAKER_00: of checks him out play your cards right I may just help you out one day don't get
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_02: so pushy now though he just kind of elbows they elbow each other and laugh
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_00: but no that's it that's all I got with that we're going
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_02: to close out this evening's session and we're going
• 1:23:36
  SPEAKER_02: to grant everyone their next level up
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_02: and has been a long time coming
• 1:23:49
  SPEAKER_02: so everyone will be one level higher for next week
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_02: that will be exciting but we are going to do that while we're not recording
• 1:24:00
  SPEAKER_02: so thank you all so much for tuning in we hope you all have a great evening
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_00: and we will see you all next time woohoo secondhand souls did it again thank you
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_03: for listening bye be cautious of the boar problem protect your families oh god yes
• 1:24:23
  SPEAKER_00: Drunken magic boars are afoot and they will cause untold chaos and damage
• 1:24:30
  SPEAKER_00: to your second floors.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_03: You say that, but John Oliver just did a story on it.
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_03: It was absolutely the subject.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_00: I have no words.
• 1:24:44
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• 1:24:48
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