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Twatter: Twitter Character Limit Rumor & Making a Murderer Discussion · Multiple Nerdgasm

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started working computers yeah which is the worst thing like if I if I'd fixed
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something and changed something at least I know that's not how computers work
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done something no just magic that's right I love when I used to do I used to
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do it support and people would claim something was for some magical reason
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like oh I didn't I didn't do anything but it just started uh you know just
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started printing out Reams and reams of pornography oh yeah cuz cuz they do that
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yeah they they sometimes just decide to uh yeah become sentient and uh they
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start they just print out pictures of of your dick apparently this is are
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pictures of you so what is that is that your way of starting dick news
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Matt play the jingle
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yes dick dick news we do have some dick
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news this week we do dick news this week is a man with a bionic penis impressive
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that's just about to lose his virginity to a failed former MP who has become a
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sex worker and she's uh given it to him for free cuz she feels honored that he's chosen
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her okay am I the only person who thinks that even the first half of the title is
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like man bionic penis is just awesome to begin with yeah and then it goes really
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continue yeah it gives a lot of information that you really just want to
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process the bionic penis first yeah let's go through these dot
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points here underneath the headline Muhammad Abad was six when his manhood
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was destroyed in an accident o he was fitted with a bionic penis in 2012 and
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can now urinate and ejaculate so just to just to put some context on this he's
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now 43 no yes he's
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43 uh so he was six so for for many many years he has neither been able
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to urinate or ejaculate is that is that
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what this bullet point implies I guess yeah I guess so I mean I maybe he had a
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like a colostomy bag or something yeah must be all right to
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continue plans to lose his virginity next week to sex worker Charlotte Rose
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35 and we'll link to her profile in the show notes says he had an erection for a
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fortnight after surgery to let his penis heal that's how I heal my penis yeah
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that's how I heal everything I mean the healing process just gets me hard you
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know uh uh Rose says she feels honored to have been chosen as his first lover and
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honored is in quotes because obviously that's the word she used but when when
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just one word is in quotes it kind of implies that that's some kind of ironic
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use of the word know she feels honored
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to have been chosen yeah this is a strange article uh
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I mean I'm happy for him but I just what's he going to get out of well he
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says here I've waited long enough for this it'll be a great start to the New
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Year my penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it I'm really
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excited so he's got feing in it well I guess so it says I mean I read
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this description of how it works and it was kind of grossed me out a bit um the
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sexual device contains two tubes which fill up using liquid from his stomach
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allowing him to maintain an erection well that is dis that is dis gross yeah
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I mean that's kind of how Direction Works anyway more or less but still from
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your stomach well not from your stomach but it does fill up with bodly fluid I
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mean no I mean no offense Muhammad like you know oh yeah very happy I'm very
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happy for you I mean and besides this has an on andof button right which mine does not
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have you that that might come in handy occasionally it's got on andof buttons
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in his testicles it's like you're not hard play with the balls
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yeah and uh it was made from the Flesh of his arm and fitted by surgeons at
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University College in London yeah has a button on his testicles which he can
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press to pump it up as well as another button which uh drains the penis after
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use so that it deflates I have a question about that does it drain back
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into his stomach or is that just a really gross way of saying that's the
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ejaculate oh I don't I don't know I I don't
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know along with giving him a sex life it's also allowed him to pass urine
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standing up for the first time right so he could urinate before yeah just had to
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at best sit down I guess yeah oh his arm does look a little grotesque now with a
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penis siiz bit of skin missing yeah do you reckon there was a
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point during this pre-surgery where the doctor said to him so
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how big do you think this should
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be I like this this line here I got out of Hospital on the 10th of July and got
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a train back up to Scotland I had to keep it erect for 2 weeks I had to do
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that for it to heal because that's the way it works my old penis didn't go to
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waste my surgeon used it to make my
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scrotum right so his scrotum is now the size of his old
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penis yeah if gives you some kind of perspective on it when questioned about
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whether his bionic penis has the same sensation as other men's he said he does
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not believe that it does it doesn't feel like another man would feel he said I'm
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totally different well that makes sense like it does but at the same time how
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would he possibly know no no but I mean you can assume it's not the same cuz not
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phys it's physically not the same his his original [ __ ] was torn off after he
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was hit by and then dragged under a car yeah I know that sucks for 600 yards
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what is a yard H it's a unit of measurement Dan ah
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yeah that up I don't know I think it's about close to three
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yards to a meter it's about 12
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Parx it's no it's 0 n of a meter so it's almost a meter huh
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oh what is it I mean a lot of those old imperial ones don't make much sense to
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me what is it what is it meant to represent a
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like I know what a yard glass is is it probably that guess it was uh I guess
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that's how they used it well how many of these novelty sized glasses is it away from
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here look um that's probably it for penis news but I mean in related news we
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do have some sodomy news uh some some
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some other sex worker news some butthole
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news uh I mean where do we go from here should we just get it out of the way
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yeah what's the sodomy news this week sodomy news is man killed by Donkey he was trying to
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sodomize now I've paraphrased this because the original headline was Muslim
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has sex with donkey but it kills him and I just really didn't think that his
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religion had anything to do with the story so I've I've I've admitted that
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and I'm just I'm using the uh the generic
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man um good could have been any man yeah uh drove drove through the desert this
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is in Saudi Arabia saw a donkey pulled over tied the donkey to the front of his
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car uh got behind it took his pants off attempted to sodomize it and proceeded
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to kick him to death uh he was discovered by another passer by
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pantsless Dead behind the donkey still tied up um Jesus I'm just going wouldn't
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you maybe want to do a somewhat to domesticated donkey not a wild donkey no
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I wouldn't that's as far as you can stretch This Not a Human Being it's just a better
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donkey yeah all right so while the others
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are well I think I've already explained what you do you find train a donkey from
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birth to take it up the ass is that what you're saying just they
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always just a wild dokey just seems a strange choice to be you know the where
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this dokey has been yeah but it's how many other people it's been with it's
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just a free spirit Luke maybe he just wanted to be with something beautiful
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you know yeah I mean sometimes you're driving through the desert of Saudi
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Arabia and and you just it's not like you're thinking about donkeys but then
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you see a donkey that is just so beautiful and wild majestic beast like
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no one can tame that but I reckon I could [ __ ] it [Laughter]
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yeah but see cuz I I mean I know you don't stand behind a horse yeah or a
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donkey cuz they kick you I don't know I don't know why that's that's a rule like
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I mean I've not been around it's not really a rule it's just a just a general
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uh well you know like I you get told that I'm not sure I've haven't been
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around enough fores that I can really remember why actually sneaks up behind
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you and you don't know they're they and they touch it you'll jump yeah yeah I'll
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kick him to death this is just their reaction they're jumping and then
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kicking whatever's behind cuz they can't
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see I'm just imagining that now we need to film that and put it
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online somewhere oh sorry mate you startled
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me don't don't come up behind me I'll kick you to death Jesus don't stand
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behind anyone you just don't your parents warn you don't don't guess what
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you're saying essentially is that if you're going to have any kind of sexual
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intercourse with a donkey you want it to be face to face oral sex is probably the safest
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thing right the eyes because if there's one thing we learned from Mr H you'll
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die from that as well yeah that's if it is [ __ ] you though right yeah that's
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right allegedly I mean a donkey's a
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donkey a mammal I assume it has a vagina
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right I guess yeah yeah yeah so uh makes
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sense you know bit of uh traditional missionary
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style is what I'm imagining can't kick it a death while it's lying on his back
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and Luke is drinking well yeah he needed a good stiff one to get
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through this article no pun intended well speaking of sneaking up behind
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people uh there's another article in
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here that uh MH about the uh Infamous
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booty Tickler yeah yeah aka the infamous
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butthole Tickler depending on uh which website you're at but uh is this real
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look I couldn't I couldn't find anything to suggest it wasn't
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real interesting yeah look for those of you who don't know arrested guy in Texas
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breaking into people's houses tickling their thums that's so weird yeah but they got
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him they've got him now uh they originally thought he was a homeless
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person he was just doing this because he was crazy uh and then when he was
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arrested apparently he was wearing a um
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$45,000 yeus brand clothing of some kind
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doesn't say anyway apparently quite rich and he was just doing it because he
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[ __ ] loved it he just likeed tickling people on the bomb yeah and who these
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quotes here it says we spoke to Richard NES who lives near three of the booty
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tickers victims and he said huh I slept on my back every day I can finally sleep
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on my stomach again we just lock the door [ __ ] I could close the window but
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oh I don't know so I went I went to Reddit which is basically what I do
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after I read any crazy article now just to see what people are saying about it
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and um the first quote up on this Reddit post is I hope he doesn't come to my
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house located at 3:42 Wilson Avenue anytime after 6
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oh dear um I just wonder how does he Target like a dozen people before being
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caught I guess cuz people just let it
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happen for a bit yeah it's a strange one like if I woke up and I I don't know
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what i' do so yeah is that I guess well T you just got to shoot
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him yeah actually that's a dangerous state to be doing it in from what I've
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what I understand of plus they still have the death penalty so I don't know
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what tickling is on the on the list but be quite High wouldn't
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it um but I mean they did catch him so he's caught Now Matt would you mind
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playing that uh jingle one more time no
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worries here we go while the others
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are so Luke what I want to know is um where this guy has failed you know by
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allowing himself to be caught if you wanted to tickle a bunch of butth holes
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how would you go about it all right um so how was he caught
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does it say here cuz it seems to me he was doing quite well like he got at
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least a dozen people yeah he didn't do too bad something I think he got
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sloppy yeah I think it's just he just got a little too complacent he's getting
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away with so easy I think he just let his guard down mhm mhm maybe just hung
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around went through a little bit too long it's only a tickle that's all it's
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a tickle and then get out is it until they wake up and find him doing it or
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does he is the goal for like I mean what is the what is the goal
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here I mean AP from the hole but I'm just like having a stinky
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finger what's he tickling them with oh see that's what that something I don't
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mention yeah what would you use Luke your beard well I was just as shaming he
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was using his finger
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yeah well cartoons have me to anytime you tickle someone it's with a feather a
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single feather so that's what I've been imagining I actually I actually thought
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it was a feather in my in my head I didn't until he said until he said until
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Luke said he thought it was his finger I actually was like oh yeah that doesn't
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say anything about a feather did it that's the word tickle it canotes it
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I think if it was a feather they would actually mention that in the article
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yeah I think so too yeah they're usually quite specific about that kind of thing
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mhm mhm it also doesn't say whether he only tickled the buttholes of uh men or
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women or whether he was uh it just say people so I'm going I'm going he went
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for both men and women indiscriminate and that's what we like to see gender
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equality yeah yeah yeah you know we're
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uh equal opportunity but ticklers yeah around
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here well I mean at L's house So speaking of crimes in America this one's
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not in Texas this is in Oregon but I just loved this
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headline man with new pistol robbed of
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it wait for it at
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gunpoint y so this is in Oregon where you're allowed to open carry right which
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is where you can just [ __ ] strap one on your hip and walk
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around and uh he was out doing that and
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a dude came up with another gun and said give me a
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gun and he did I don't really know what I think about this article I just find it
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hilarious I like how it's it was uh about 2 a.m. and he was approached by
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another man wearing flip flops which is we call them thongs uh they'll laugh at
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you in America if you call them thongs because a thong is something else yeah
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not just America in Asia here too I've had to start saying flipflops too yeah
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right but we've got thong and we've got thongs here as well yeah I know nobody
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and nobody uh yeah but we do call thongs g strings more often than not right yeah
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yeah that's exactly I think we call them thongs more recently because America
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does yeah yeah um wearing flip-flops and sweatpants he asked for cigarette after
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displaying his own weapon in his waistband
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OB yeah I like your gun give it to me and I I just like to think that's how
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he spoke yeah really thick country Australian accent um that's not even he
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wasn't even at gunpoint then the guy just displayed his gun the asent fled on
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foot you know in flipflops but he had two guns so by that
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stage he did yeah yeah yeah I don't I mean I I don't really understand why you
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would want to open car a pistol well the funny thing is right back in the day
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open carrying was considered more honest thanosed carrying right because if
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you've got it displayed you're not up to anything you're just carrying around a
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gun like everyone is and if you're hiding it but to do it in the year 2016
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is like basically just saying yeah I'm a [ __ ] with with a gun I just yeah I guess
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really I just don't understand why you would need to carry why you would
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possibly ever need a gun yeah yeah well we don't have a lot of them over here so
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maybe it's different I mean I've been into the states I don't know if it's that different
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but you know well yeah I mean I wouldn't have thought so by my own observations
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but I have met some people over in the states who have told me some gun
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stories yeah there's a there's a quote
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uh that gets brought up a lot um when you've got
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seconds the police are only minutes away and I think they quote that right
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sure yeah but if there were no guns that other dude wouldn't have a gun anyway so
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well their argument is the bad guys can get him anyway which I mean that does
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happen here as well but I mean I don't know I just I feel like yeah but let's
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be honest bad guys don't use guns on Good Guys bad guys use guns on other bad
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guys if you just stay out of it you're probably going to be
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okay that's probably true Luke yeah Matt can you play the jingle again I've just
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got a sorry here we go while the other are doing time listen of it's [ __ ]
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crime now a bit misleading cuz this is not a crime in Oregon obviously but Luke
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if you were going to open carry a gun or if you were going to have a firearm at
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all uh how would you ensure that you didn't get robbed of it at gunpoint
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um see what well it depends on the gun I think I just W around with um oh God I
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can't remember the name of it now um give me a second I'm just working at the
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name of the gun I would be carrying around and it means no one would be
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[ __ ] with me Desert Eagle um no no a little bit bigger bigger than that you
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mean like a AK-47 or something no bigger than that bigger than that one of those
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chain guns that you have to pull off the front of a helicopter what is a
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bazooka it's a like it's an RPG is it I know I know what I think a bazooka is
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but I just realized I don't actually it's a rocket propelled grenade yeah
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it's an RPG y right okay portable RPG oh
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yeah um so I'd be walking around with uh
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the big boy from Fallout 4 the the nuk
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launcher yeah but no one's coming near me I walk around with big boy so I think
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I would I would open carry a gun but I would also concealed carry another gun
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so when this guy came up and he was like I love it I like your gun give it to me
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and then I gave him the gun and he puts that in his wa band as well and he's
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thinking look how I'm such a big shot I got two guns in my waistband yeah I pull
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the concealed gun out give me both of those guns so you're saying is that you
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feel your one gun is more threatening than this guy's two guns why don't you
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just threaten him while you still got two guns he's got tucked into his
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waistband Dan I've got mine drawn while he wasn't looking while he was tucking
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his his two guns away cuz he's going to go and try to tuck one in the other
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one's going to slide down into his into his pants cuz he's wearing sweatpants
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right yeah so he's going to have to [ __ ] around try and get them both positioned
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right while he's doing that I quickly draw the other gun that I've got and I'm
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like hand them both over mate I feel like gun guns I think you've read
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too much into this all you had to do the guy who came up didn't actually get his
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gun out to Rob he just showed off his gun and went look I've got a gun I like
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your gun give me your gun that's where you take your gun out and point it at
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him see that's the thing right I think if you're going to open carry a gun
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you've got to be a little more prepared to use it than this guy was yeah that's
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right maybe he was like look I'm going to open carry a gun and no one will ever
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[ __ ] with me right back and I won't need to back
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this up in any way ever see that's maybe it's for the best that he hasn't got one
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age CU it's he's just he's just walking around escalating [ __ ] with no intention
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of resolve of dealing with it if there's a guy who just wears sweatpants and
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flipflops and a gun but he has the balls to go up and Rob people of their guns he
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can have to you know right he's at least man enough to use it he can see this
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guy's got a gun and he's got the balls to walk up not even draw his gun just
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just go I've got one of these too give me yours yeah like balls did I ever tell
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you about the time that um some dude tried to mug me and styler in uh in pen
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back in the day I know this story yeah so he comes up he's got his hand in his
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pocket right with a kind of with a finger kind of poking out or something
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poking through the pocket let's say and he goes right I've got a knife give me a
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wallet and st's like oh [ __ ] and goes to go for his wallet and then kind of
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thinks about it and like well does this guy have a knife decides to take the
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Gamble and goes show me a knife and the
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guy goes show us yours and styler says I didn't say I had a knife and the guy's
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like well fine neither do I and that was the end of
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it that's pretty awesome I got mugged once in the city
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they didn't have knives there was just a lot of them yeah that's happened to me
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too they they just surrounded me and said give me a wallet and so I said can
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I keep the wallet and just give you the cash and the guy's like yep yeah that
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exact same thing happened to me most of them yeah you just got to ask tall takes
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well I I actually had to talk my way out of somebody took uh one of my phone and
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I said look that's can I give you the phone but keep the SIM card because
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otherwise it's really going to [ __ ] me over can I please just take out the SIM
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card before I give it to you and he was like they can't fool me mate [ __ ]
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that's where the money is in the SIM card what I'm like well it's not but
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it's just got all my numbers on it and it'll be real pain in the ass if I have
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to go around and [ __ ] find all that information out again he's like no I
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don't want to make a bunch of calls well I'm going to [ __ ] cancel it as soon
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as I get out of [Laughter]
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here yeah I like how um I I I guess criminals don't expect you to be kind of
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rational but I I find like for some reason like no matter what I'm always quite rational
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about things even if I'm like freaked out or whatever I'm always like well
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hang on a minute like like the wallet I'm like hang on let's got my driver's
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license and [ __ ] can I please keep the wallet you can have the money I just
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give you the cash oh they're like yep yep yeah I think the big problem is now
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is um I don't have any cash yeah that's true I hardly ever carry around cash
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look there's no point in robbing me there's never any cash on me well you
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just broke or what you got in that beard
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no no no I just spend my allowance very
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quickly right you pocket money yeah yeah yeah cuz you spend it all on Xbox Live
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yes mhm yeah they'd be better off hacking into your Xbox Live account oh
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God please don't put that in people's minds I got robbed at an ATM once which
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could have gone horribly arai if they'd thought to ask me to get the account
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balance first but instead they just told me how much money they needed and asked me to get
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it was 200s kind of a small price to to Avid any poti vience so I just fcking ke in
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200s yeah cuz what they could have what your limit would probably be about 1,500
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yeah exactly right to take out cash withdrawal can you withdraw 1,500 cash
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yep a day I think at that time my withdrawal was 2,000 as well on that
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account sometimes you want to get a high price prostitute and they only take
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gonna say what the [ __ ] am I gonna yeah I don't carry much cash at all really in
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fact it becomes awkward when I'm out with a bunch of people and we're
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supposed to split the bill for something and I'm like I'll put on my card I don't
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yeah I don't really carry any cash everyone give me cash I find it really
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weird when I walk into a bar these days and I can't pay for my drinks on card
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yeah yeah I just use my card all the time now it's easier so from here do we
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want to go into other sex work news or other dumb American news or do we want
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to change gears and entirely can we can we get nerdy for a
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minute yeah talk about we talk about some some Star Wars news I mean we don't
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often talk about Star Wars news especially lately there's been like Star
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Wars news I mean you want to dust off the old jingle
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[Music]
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yep it's too long a
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bit okay yeah sure yeah it is a bit long we're still in dick
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news yeah so Peter Mayu this is kind of a sad story actually I found this I
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found this a bit sad yeah um because he's he's old now yeah he walks with a
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cane yeah he's walking with a cane and he's not able to do some of the action
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scenes he used to do so sorry listeners Peter Mayu if you don't know uh is the
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guy inside the chewbaca costume May is stop listening to this
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podcast target audience so Peter Mayu he's getting on
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um so for the force awakens he had a
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29-year-old Finnish actor junas SWAT I'm probably pronouncing that very wrong I
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did wonder about this because there are a few times where I saw Chewbacca
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running and I've gone Peter can't do that yeahh well Tupac is supposed to be
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old I mean if he'd hobbled on a cane that would have been perfectly
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acceptable yeah he's the only one he's the only one who looks younger in this
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yeah he actually looks in better shape in this than he did in Jedi yeah really
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disheveled in Jedi yeah all his fur was all over the place and in uh in this
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he's all very smooth and and looks like he's had a good comb yeah now what is he
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tuaca was 200 years old in A New Hope is that right well they never said that no
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that's that's fact I I I know but I mean they never said that it could quite
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easily have made him old in this if they wanted to yeah they could just aggrade
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chewbaca yeah they like while they're ignoring all the other stuff in the
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series they might as well just change that as well but anyway we know that
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chewaka has met Yoda you know what I mean right so yeah when uh when Han Solo
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was slagging off the force in episode four I mean chewy should have just gone
29:22
n it's man I I know Yoda personally yeah don't worry about it
29:27
don't worry I fought with the Jedi that's right dude you're not so old that
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you don't remember several years ago when the Jedi were actually in
29:37
power yeah it don't make much sense sorry railroaded your right no no
29:44
no so so the sad news is just that that Peter Mayu basically is trained trained
29:49
up his successor yeah so I assumedly assumedly is that a word yeah it seems
29:55
this guy will be taking over when Mr May is no longer able to and to be
30:02
honest I think there's not really any reason no than
30:08
mentality now is this going to be like he's training like they've got Kenny
30:12
Baker as an R2 consultant advisor consultant I assume well I mean Ru would
30:18
be just animatronic now wouldn't he it wouldn't even be
30:22
that he just sat there yeah yeah in this I doubt you'd need to put put someone
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inside of him now I can't see them putting someone inside
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i22
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anymore I mean was there anyone inside
30:41
bb-8 no there wasn't something I noticed on my second viewing of
30:46
um of the force awakens which is probably my favorite line in the film
30:50
now there's a bit where solo walks past him and just goes out of my way
30:57
ball I don't know why I find that so funny cuz he is a ball right that's
31:02
right I like this quote here following his daily morning trip to get black
31:07
makeup applied around his eyes so that his skin won't show up through the eye
31:11
sockets of the chewy mask SWAT TAMU would spend his time before being called
31:14
to set standing next to a full length mirror imitating mayu's
31:19
movements so I mean that's hbling around just walking stick oh if you're in front
31:24
of a mirror imitating your movements cuz that's what air does I know what they
31:31
mean but look I mean Mayu doesn't do the voice right that's dubbed in know all he
31:36
does is yeah that's tigers and walk around it and the head is animatronic
31:41
anyway so it's not even like his facial expressions are mapped onto it or
31:45
anything like that it's just a tall man inside a
31:48
suit right but he's he I think maybe I mean Peter Mayu probably does move in a
31:54
certain way and I don't know maybe it would be noticeable if she moved
31:58
differently I don't know if it would though no I mean it's nice that he made
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the effort I like that they keep continuity through it I think there's
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something nice about that yeah Anthony Daniels is still
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C3PO yeah yeah doesn't need to be no he
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still needs to be the voice yeah but he's still in the suit is he yeah I
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believe so he's still doing the suit that's what even in a prequel State when it was
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just robot like with the not the casing he was still yeah and he had it strapped
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to the front of him as opposed to being in the suit
32:38
right like a puppet yeah so this uh article here says
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that [Music] junis is that what we're going with
32:50
former pen State basketball player Penn State must be a university but I thought
32:56
that was a prison so do we Penitentiary
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State oh okay yeah that's probably it
33:04
yeah also he's a Finnish actor I assume Penn State I I assume is Pennsylvania I
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would assume so no I would have no idea so I guess maybe it's penth maybe Penn
33:15
State is short for penth State University yeah Penn State is
33:19
Pennsylvania State University okay so he's a finish actor who studied in
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America whatever irrelevant um but yes so he he's been trained up
33:28
and I guess he'll be taking over wonder if he knows about zat to pit they have
33:31
zat to pit in Finland I know they have it in Holland it's very close by isn't
33:36
it I'm sure he's probably seen it
33:39
it yes I meant the the
33:46
celebration any other Star Wars new yeah so anyway this guy's going to
33:51
be taking over Peter Mayu it seems after he's not able to to do anything at all
33:56
um which kind of seems like now like I think maybe I think this is their way of saying
34:02
already goodbye not just from now on yeah yeah yeah yep and the other piece
34:08
of Star Wars news uh is that J.J Abrams has responded to people who said that
34:14
the force awakens was derivative and it kind of ripped off um the original films
34:19
is his quote [ __ ] you show us your Star Wars
34:23
reboot no no he was actually I mean he said what I assumed he would say and
34:29
that's that um I knew that whatever we did there would be a group of people and
34:34
I was hoping and praying that it would be smaller than not that would take
34:37
issue with any number of things but I knew we weren't making the movie for any
34:42
other reason than we believed that it could be something meaningful and
34:44
special and entertaining and worthy of people's time I can understand that
34:48
someone might say oh it's a complete ripoff what was important for me was
34:51
introducing brand new characters using relationships that were embracing the
34:54
history that we know to tell a story that's new to go backwards to go
34:58
forwards so they made it the same because if they changed too much
35:03
everyone would have had a big cry about it Y correct so they've done that before
35:07
it's called the prequels and nobody liked it yeah so basically they they
35:13
they made it the same as the others on purpose so they could introduce the new
35:17
people and now they can do something a bit different now that you're already
35:21
climatized to it and I think the way they did it was great yeah completely
35:25
agree yeah it's smarter the more I think about it I think the smar it is like
35:28
yeah there was another Death Star but I means you know it's familiar like you
35:31
didn't you death there was another Death Star in this more than I buy there's
35:36
another Death Star in Return of the Jedi I think that death star repre was
35:43
together real quick well this one actually makes more sense like it's
35:45
something where they don't actually have to fly into a system and then get it to
35:49
line up it's something where we're just going to we're going to shoot something
35:51
all the way over there and we're just going to aim now and fire done mhm well
35:55
they don't address the fact that once they've used used it the sun is gone and
36:00
how do you use it again they didn't really there's a lot of sun they didn't
36:03
go you just move it to a new Sun okay so
36:06
it can move it's can yeah yeah okay no like I said they just didn't address
36:12
well uh Neil degrass Tyson came out and said that if it had sucked up all of the
36:17
energy from a sun it would have reserves like up the Wazoo
36:24
right of power of power yeah un limited
36:29
power is that your Neil degrass Tyson yeah Neil degrass Tyson from
36:34
Revenge of the Sith
36:38
no that's my favorite style was quit
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[Music] mine's mine's [Music]
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yippee mine's what
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the no H Star Wars now this has been crossed
37:02
out so does this mean it's not happening this next one it just means that Matt and I don't
37:07
feel we should talk about it did you did you want to discuss it Luke oh I just
37:13
think it's one of those silly things go on we can discuss it we go and I have
37:18
already discussed the fact that we think anything we say is going to come off
37:22
wrong so Luke if you feel like talking about it I'm more than happy to to to
37:28
succeed the FL to you all right well I I like I just want to say one thing about
37:33
it and introduce what it is first what what with what this is is about Ray not
37:37
being included in Star Wars Monopoly right I think Hasbro's reason for not
37:42
including her is a bit sus okay they basically came out and
37:47
went cuz sty this version of Monopoly came out um September yeah so well
37:53
before the movie was out and the reason they having include R is they didn't
37:56
want to give it away any spoilers right cuz they would give her she'd be in
38:00
there with a lightsaber and that would that would give it away okay she was in
38:04
the trailer Finn was in the trailer Ray's in the trailer like just they're
38:07
in the trailer it's fine you can create a little character of them there's no
38:10
problem there I know because it doesn't make sense either because it's not a
38:13
spoiler because Finn's not dressed he hasn't got a lightsaber either he's just
38:17
he's just Finn with a gun like they could have justay with Ray had this
38:21
staff so you should have it with the staff that's not a spoiler so I think
38:27
you know it's just it's probably not as as you know evil and and devious as
38:34
people think it is it's I'm sure it's just a case of they're marketing Star
38:38
Wars to boys so they made toys of the boys I don't even think it's that I
38:42
think they just actually honestly thought that this might have been a
38:45
spoiler and they were trying to do the right thing and now they've thought of
38:48
it and gone thought you said that was suspicious I still think that it's not
38:51
suspicious I think it's ridiculous excuse I think way too much thought
38:58
I think uh they you know they had Star Wars Monopoly in the past it' had a
39:02
certain amount of characters they've gone okay we need to add someone from
39:04
the new movie what's the lead guy in the new movie okay none of us have seen it
39:08
yet but it seems to be this thin guy okay put him in there it's done yeah
39:13
they all patted this patted each other on the back and went home yeah probably
39:17
true yeah cuz would they have really would Disney have really given
39:21
absolutely absolutely not yeah yeah good point so uh so I wonder about the toys
39:26
as well like you know why isn't Ray in the Millennium Falcon in the toys well
39:30
probably they just didn't bother to tell him that she should be oh it's a closed
39:35
shop let me tell you I know people that work there and they didn't know anything
39:42
about it interesting yeah but uh they've caved in they're
39:48
going to redo it they're adding her yeah good and uh yeah so everyone has to go
39:52
buy a new copy but you know what it's going to mean that if you have the copy
39:55
without her that's going to be worth a lot of money Keep It In The Box
40:00
Bo no none of that stuff's worth any money if they do a recall on something
40:05
it will be yeah if there's only like you know only the first five billion have
40:10
[Laughter] Finn yeah it's I don't know people need to stop trying to be collectors now and
40:17
go out and buy these stuff and keep it in the Box it's worthless everyone
40:20
everyone's got the same idea go out buy it and enjoy it can I just say I'm glad
40:25
the stuff I buy and keep in a box will be worth money with all this with all
40:28
that said right I am glad that they didn't have any marketing materials that
40:33
showed Ry with a lightsaber yeah because AG that was a
40:38
nice uh it was nice to experience that y
40:41
kind of her her story so you know if if that really is the reason then I I think
40:48
maybe that's fine yeah now put her in there cuz she's awesome yeah that's
40:52
right yeah if they were really really really sorry about it they would let
40:58
they would send everyone a little yeah maybe they will be nice yeah yeah just
41:04
everyone who brought it show got the game here's your little
41:09
rate yeah it should be that no I agree send in your proof of purchase and we'll
41:12
send back the missing piece yeah yep not have to buy another copy of the game to
41:17
get R cuz here's the thing though we do talk about spoilers but quite honestly
41:23
right I I had toys from Return of the Jedi before i' scene Return of the
41:28
Jedi because I was a big fan of Star Wars and I was a big fan of Empire
41:33
Strikes Back and when I knew there was a new movie coming out I was definitely
41:37
going to go and see it and the toys came out as they always do about a month
41:41
before the movie came out and the fact
41:44
that I bought for example an Ewok toy is the only reason I knew they were called
41:50
Ewoks because they don't say it in the movie no did you know I I was looking in
41:56
um I was in a Bookshop on the weekend and I looked in the you know the kind of
42:02
uh the visual companion to the force awakens I was looking through it it's
42:05
got some cool stuff on on why kylo Ren's lightsaber is the way it is and all that
42:09
kind of stuff it's pretty interesting it seems like there's actually a lot of
42:11
thought that went into it and one of the things I noticed uh while skimming
42:16
through that and some other book is that wickets name m um this is actually this
42:22
would have been a different book this would have been in the complete Star
42:24
Wars campanion or something anyway I flick through a bunch uh
42:27
on the toys Wick's name is Wicket W Warwick
42:32
yep I didn't know that oh I need that why is he got a surname and a middle
42:39
initial yeah and all the rest of them are just you know furbot or whatever
42:44
they called L yeah furb and why is he also named after the person who's inside
42:50
him I think that might have a bit to do with it I think it's just because no of
42:56
course it is a complete coincidence yeah I just mean it doesn't
43:02
make any sense that the rest of them don't well mean as we're discovering a
43:07
lot of stuff was with Star Wars where George was around it's just [ __ ]
43:11
arbitrary
43:14
yeah um do you guys want uh horrifically horrible horror Omnibus we haven't had
43:20
one yeah we do we do now I don't know I don't think I have
43:25
to Jingle for that in in here horrible
43:32
Horus [Music]
43:37
hor I found it sorry I didn't change key halfway through mine like I like I should
43:42
have Matt's horrifically horrible horror homnibus is a segment where I'm going to
43:46
give you the name of a film and you're going to try and guess what the film's
43:50
about M mhm great just from that yeah nice and easy so the film this week it's
43:55
a film I've actually seen at this time yep um it's a film called Death
44:00
gasm great mhm I hope they do a sequel and call it multiple death G yeah we
44:05
could uh sue them yeah film is called death gasm I'm worried that it's a bit
44:10
vague uh it's not a great hint but um let's see how how we go I'll try and
44:15
steer you as you ask questions if I can okay Luke feel free to go first okay um
44:21
does anyone have their breasts cut off
44:24
no no unfortunately not
44:29
um death gasm does does anyone [ __ ] the
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dead no no no does anyone die while
44:38
having sex h no I don't think so no do dead people have
44:45
sex zombie style with the living no no that's why I think this is
44:51
not a sexy movie at all is it it's it's not we're on the wrong track Luke we're
44:55
on the wrong track yeah okay broaden the search broad the search okay it's about
44:59
a band I'll tell you that called deathgasm clue yes so in other words we
45:05
now have zero Clues because there cuz nothing else relates to that title okay
45:11
I'll give you another clue it's a a horror film that was made in New Zealand
45:17
oh no no I mean if you've seen New Zealand horror films you can probably
45:21
start throwing stuff at me is it a comedy and does it star those guys that
45:24
made the uh Flight of the Concords it does not star them it is it is a horror
45:29
comedy think about some other horror comedies from New Zealand some older
45:33
ones perhaps oh some very old ones mhm some uh Peter Jackson era ones y we're
45:39
in the same ballpark here right interesting Mordor
45:43
[Laughter] no oh can I just segue for a quick sec
45:49
you know um it's not bad taste what's the one that came after bad taste um
45:53
brain dead brain dead it's one of those two I forget which one but on the cover
45:57
it's um uh the alien doing the um like
46:02
the two fingers up yours symbol that's uh it's bad taste that's bad taste yeah
46:06
to the first one yeah um I was listening to another podcast where they were
46:11
talking about that and because they don't do that symbol in America they
46:14
only do the middle finger up um they were saying that all through they were
46:18
kids they didn't know what the number two had significance to these aliens oh
46:24
they thought it was a sequel yeah maybe I thought that was funny that is funny
46:30
yeah yeah yeah cuz it's got the yeah it's got the terrible terrible alien on
46:33
the front that's special effects and that were great y absolutely all right so
46:38
schlocky perhaps gory horror comedy yeah
46:42
yep yep yep yep yep band it's about a band going on
46:47
tour no it's a black metal band
46:52
okay Luke um I really got nothing on this one so I'm
46:58
assuming either the band are
47:03
murderers or no the band gets murdered or a whole bunch of people are
47:10
murdered at one of their concerts no no what do you think you
47:15
know if you were a black metal band what are you what are you what are your songs
47:18
all about what are you trying to do the music is killing people cuz it's raising
47:22
the devil very very warmer is there music convincing people to kill
47:28
themselves like people often fear heavy metal music is no imagine imagine the
47:34
the person writing the script was reading the script for bad taste and
47:40
also the script for evil dead at the same time their music conjur up zombies
47:44
SL aliens s of s of the band are aliens
47:51
no I got [ __ ] nothing
47:55
then all right fine the second it wasn't about sex I was out of
47:59
ideas I know I distracted you with the title yeah look the title I guess is is
48:04
a bit misleading
48:05
um it's about uh two kids or it's a main
48:11
character named uh no two sexy kids from New Zealand he's a metal head in a small
48:18
town in New Zealand small town and he gets sent to live with his religious
48:22
aunt and uncle gets arrested arrested for sodomy he starts a ban called
48:27
deathgasm uh she's arrested for fellacio on a uh on a truck driver I think it's
48:32
illegal it's illegal to blow a truck driver I don't know what occupation is
48:37
that man you're [Laughter]
48:42
blowing yes so he starts a band uh with with another kid and they uh they
48:48
discover Duo uh well there's four of them two he starts a band with three
48:52
other kids yeah he starts a band with three other kids fine yeah and um and
48:56
and through a series of of Adventures trying to find a member of a band that
49:00
they were really into they discover some ancient Sheep
49:04
music which they adapt into a metal song which summons uh a demon called The
49:11
Blind one and uh and all the people in the town who hear the music get
49:15
possessed Evil Dead SL demon style and start killing and vomiting blood
49:21
everywhere and is this a new movie or an old movie it's brand new yep it's brand
49:26
new but it's in the old style it's just out yeah I mean it's it's all practical
49:30
effects and stuff like that worth watching cuz I mean it sounds all right
49:34
if you want to hear a full review of deathgasm you can listen to our new
49:37
podcast called necronom starring me and Jenna Splinter Group got available on
49:43
iTunes uh it will be yeah by the time you hear this hopefully it will be yeah
49:47
all right so yes and audio boom and audio boom Y is it GNA be part of our
49:51
special Channel um no it's gonna be on its own channel just because uh I
49:56
thought the special Channel get confusing well it's just get confusing
50:00
if we just keep putting all different [ __ ] in there all the time like the
50:02
specials are supposed to be for events and stuff Mak sense deathgasm thanks to
50:05
madman entertainment for sending me a copy thumbs up top BLS speaking of New
50:09
Zealand horror movies horror comedies let's say have you guys seen uh what we
50:16
do in the shadows no I really want to watch that me too really you haven't seen
50:21
downloaded it I've got it sitting here on my computer sorry I purchased it
50:24
legally and I've got it sitting on my shelf and um yeah I'm going to watch it later
50:29
tonight yeah movies twice I saw a trailer for it last night at the movies
50:35
H I think it's only just made its way here yeah right is what it's in C's
50:39
there okay yeah know I should definitely watch it because I know it's
50:42
um uh Jermaine from yeah um con Flight of the Concords and the apparently the
50:49
other guy who's in it wrote Flight of the Concords with them oh so okay great
50:54
can I just say my favorite line in the movie no yes it's not a spoiler okay
50:59
we're not we're not what are we we're werewolves we're not
51:05
swearwolves yeah I'll I'll admit Luke that's the line that made me decide this
51:09
was definitely something I need to watch werewolves not
51:16
swearwolves right can we talk about making a murderer yeah let's talk about
51:21
it have you guys have you watched all of it yet I have I've watched up to episode
51:25
three ah for [ __ ] sake now we can't talk about it properly we shouldn't we
51:30
shouldn't spoil it anyway we shouldn't spoil it for for anyone who hasn't
51:33
listen hasn't watched it guys listeners if you haven't watched making a murderer
51:37
it's on Netflix go watch it yeah do I'm struggling with it a bit why what do you
51:43
mean I'm just struggling that did video really look that bad 10 years ago you
51:48
know what I had that exact thought I'm like is this from the ' 80s no this is
51:51
from 2007 [ __ ] yeah I know what you mean I know what you mean it's cuz it's like shitty
51:57
stuff yeah yeah yeah actually it's funny in the in the last episode they do some
52:02
brand new interviews um from from last year and they look so good compared to
52:08
this [ __ ] it's all crisp noticeably crisp making a murderer is a documentary
52:14
series that tells the tale of uh Steven
52:17
Avery who was a man from Wisconsin who
52:21
was convicted uh of attempted rape of rape
52:27
no I think it was was attempted raping and then he assaulted her right no it
52:31
was rape but he didn't actually rape her well no he didn't but no she was raped I
52:36
don't think she was I think she was just beaten badly but anyway I in the vagina
52:43
by a dick yeah cuz I distinctly remember them saying that he was not able to
52:48
penetrate her well look it's a tricky one cuz in America they have all
52:52
different in Australia that would have been a rape because we only have one case
52:57
of rape and that's called sexual assault and it all is Under the Umbrella I think
53:00
in America they call different things different things so we're arguing
53:03
semantics here Stephen Avery was a guy in from Wisconsin who was uh convicted of of a
53:10
rap yeah of a woman who was later found through DNA evidence to be innocent but
53:16
he was in jail for 18 years 18 he was prison 18 years for it yeah a very long
53:22
time but yeah so he's freed uh and then I mean this is kind of a spoiler because
53:26
I didn't know it when I watched the first episode and I was like wait what
53:30
like so hopefully I mean I think this is trailer yeah nobody's been murdered yet
53:36
so I guess it's kind of obvious but he gets out and he's going to sue the state
53:41
for his his wrongful arrest because you know he's been in prison having
53:45
difficulty finding a job um so he needs money uh they convince him to bring a
53:51
case for $36 million or something against the state uh and the Sheriff's
53:55
Department and then all of a sudden he gets arrested for a
54:00
murder and there's it's it's a whole
54:04
thing about like did he or didn't he and and you know where did the evidence come
54:10
from cuz I mean there's there's a bunch of evidence so where did that come from
54:14
and I mean it does a really good job of of at the end of every episode just
54:20
dropping some bombshell like you go oh okay all right I think I'm getting a
54:24
handle on this and then something happens in you're like [ __ ] off really
54:29
yeah it's pretty much it pretty good yeah I mean you're not up to my favorite
54:33
bit Luke which I mean can do do we mind me without giving it away man what's
54:38
your favorite bit it's to do with some of the evidence that was supposed to
54:42
have been locked away oh yeah you know they find out something about it and
54:46
it's like [ __ ] off like are you serious cuz I was like this can't be what it
54:52
like it's all just too too crazy like it can't be true and then that happens and
54:56
I'm like what yeah it's like I hope I I want to ruin
55:03
it this can't possibly happen yeah it's it's kind of terrifying
55:10
actually that that this you know if if it really happens the way that they say
55:14
did and look a lot of people involved with it have come out afterwards the
55:18
um uh the prosecu prosecuting attorney that that guy with the mustache cats
55:24
yeah that [ __ ] idiot when when it comes out that he was up for sexual
55:28
assault of a sexual harassment of a woman I was really shocked because I
55:32
really had him pegged as a
55:36
homosexual yeah he's he's said that it's not a documentary it's a movie because
55:43
documentaries would display facts in the correct chronological order and they
55:46
would give you all the fact and he reckons they left out a lot of stuff and
55:50
uh I've seen a few articles um it seems that there is there is stuff that was
55:55
left out that reflects negatively on Avery which I assume they did because they wanted to
56:01
push yeah it does have a bias it it is pro Avery for sure this is this is more
56:07
uh s for entertainment more than a documentary right but well it's one of
56:11
those things where yeah it is for entertainment but it is a documentary
56:15
and it's kind of like you know like with Michael Moore is the example I always Ed
56:19
like balling for Coline uh he had a really good point and then he also lied
56:24
about a bunch of stuff in it and I'm like why why do that like why muddy the water you
56:29
know so yeah I don't know it's uh but but it's yeah it's fascinating I you
56:35
definitely should check it out listeners if you did you watch the Jinx
56:40
yet no you know I actually thought of it after this and I couldn't remember the
56:45
name of it so the Jinx the Jinx for next time and if you get really bored to a
56:50
lesser extent the staircase from about 15 years ago not quite we've been
56:55
watching aha moments as this or the Jinx but [ __ ] man start with the Jinx you
57:01
will not regret it we we started watching a series called um forensic
57:06
investigations which is also on Netflix because we were kind of into you know
57:10
after the making a murderer we were like oh what else is there and that that
57:13
showed up right so we started watching it and and making a murderer has made me
57:18
question a lot of the stuff in that show like they talk about how you know we
57:23
caught this guy and he says he didn't do it and they've got interviews with this
57:26
guy like oh you know I wasn't home hopefully one day they'll find out who
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really did it and then they're like yeah but we uh you know we found um you know
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this hair in his car and all that kind of stuff and I'm like wait that's it
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yeah like it it sounds impressive I'm sure you know back when this was made
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but that one hair fiber in his car fun I was reading an article only yesterday
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that basically said DNA evidence is very good at exonerating you but it's it's it
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can't really be relied on to convict you or shouldn't be it's kind of scary yeah
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that that you can prove you weren't there by DNA evidence but DNA never
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really proves you did commit a crime but it's used all the time as proof of that
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if your DNA is completely absent well then that's kind of evidence of your
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absence but but yeah your DNA being
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there doesn't prove much always I'm sure sometimes does
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there are some cases where it does like there was one where they got uh this guy
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had killed and taken over the life of somebody and he was sending letters to
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his family pretending that he was still alive creep and um and and they took his
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um yeah really creepy and they not only that in the reenactment right this guy
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was a teacher they have you they have reenactments on these shows in the
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reenactment he sat there at the table writing out these letters the guy was a
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teacher and he's got this mug that says world's best teacher and he's drinking
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coffee out of it while he's like impersonating this guy that he's
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murdered and it was just like creepy little touch and you can tell someone in
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the prop Department was like I'm a
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genius it's great yeah but they got his saliva off the back of the stamp and it
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was kind of proven that way I'm like that one's pretty good that's pretty
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good some of them some of them I'm like I don't know man that's sounds
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inconclusive to me but then I'm not a not a forensic scientist you''ll be
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shocked to learn wait what yeah I know I'm sorry do we want to add in anything
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else before we go or oh the Twitter stuff oh yeah um have you heard about
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this rumor that's coming out that Twitter's going to be increasing its
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character limit yeah I saw that and it sucks so it's going from 140 characters
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to 10,000 I mean that is going to be the death of so you can write a short story
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it's now going to be for blogs that's a very strange move like it completely
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changes what Twitter is yeah you know like like I only go through Twitter I go
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only go through Twitter occasionally and it's just just you scroll up and you
1:00:01
read there short little things and yep that's it if I was to log on to Twitter
1:00:06
now and have to look at people's short
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stories I'm not going to read that yeah see I'm not very good at Twitter no
1:00:15
because I I'm kind of not I'm not very good at Facebook either I'm not I try to
1:00:19
be and and at times you know like if if if you go on my Twitter and it looks
1:00:22
like I'm posting a lot it's probably because I'm I've decided I should force
1:00:26
myself to do it more but it doesn't come very naturally to me I'm not very Sher
1:00:30
in that sense I think this podcast is kind of the way that I that I do what a
1:00:36
lot of people do on Facebook which is just sharing my opinion about
1:00:39
things um so yeah definitely I mean if this happens like I'm I'll probably just
1:00:45
not go to Twitter ever again well I I mean I've stopped going to Facebook
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since it became just [ __ ] a place where people redirect articles like
1:00:54
couldn't give less of a [ __ ] about that now you know it used used to be about my
1:00:58
friends and now it's I mean sometimes it is it's just about [ __ ] how much
1:01:01
people hate various politicians and I just don't care yeah yeah yeah Half
1:01:06
Baked political theories that kind of stuff then occasionally like the other
1:01:08
day someone got engaged and then that showed up and I was like oh that's nice
1:01:11
you know yeah cool but then or uh events Facebook events everyone's using those
1:01:16
so and I use messenger a lot but I don't I I don't know I'm just not good at it
1:01:22
but yeah I me 10,000 words that's a lot of characters 10,000 characters that's a
1:01:28
lot of characters it's still I mean if you write in Chinese that's 10,000
1:01:33
words I could see them maybe slightly increasing it
1:01:39
why yeah some people do want that more and I could see if you were going to
1:01:43
recre it I could see maybe maybe go to 200 but this yeah just completely
1:01:49
changes what Twitter is yeah I don't
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know so it's not confirmed it's just the rumors is very strong though that it's
1:02:01
going to be something happening in March I'll tell you what if this happens right
1:02:05
if Twitter does this I say we get in now
1:02:09
and we make our own version of it with
1:02:13
the Twitter with 140 characters 135
1:02:17
characters yep yeah even less scope than
1:02:21
the original yeah yeah save save on database storage yeah cuz well I'm not
1:02:26
made of money all right okay but what are we going to call our Twitter
1:02:33
alternative TW that's all right low hang fruit next
1:02:40
named named yeah that's it why why do we need
1:02:44
more we just call it com.com is there a comunicate on it
1:02:51
there must there has to be what's it called. uh
1:02:58
let's see it's loading yeah no seems to be a
1:03:03
placeholder I wonder if there say has been owned and operated since 1995 with
1:03:08
nothing on it net.net name on the Internet we will not
1:03:14
reply to any offers under one I think it's supposed to say $1 million but
1:03:19
they've put full stops instead of commas so I think this is technically [Laughter]
1:03:24
$1 this the best wow our our Twitter alternative is going to be called Dar
1:03:31
ned.com type that in DN
1:03:38
a.com listeners d n a
1:03:43
dad.com
1:03:49
every time I see this picture it makes me laugh and it's not just because it's
1:03:55
my my face on Luke's body with a huge erect penis it's it's a combination of
1:04:00
the penis the body and the expression on my face we discussed when you know we
1:04:07
did tempting fate and there was supposed to be nudes up on Terry's yeah Instagram
1:04:12
I considered adjusting that even more so it was that body you should that would be
1:04:17
hilarious nudes did you ever do that no I
1:04:24
didn't I didn't back actually don't have I don't have I don't have access to his
1:04:29
Instagram oh I can uh give you access oh he gave you the password did
1:04:35
he uh yeah yeah pretty sure the password is just like small shoe or something you
1:04:41
probably get it in three guesses don't tell the listeners that
1:04:46
now it's going to become like you know what I'm happy for it to be
1:04:50
meta it can be totally Wiki the uh the dairy small shoe Instagram me so the
1:04:56
listeners can just operate the Instagram yeah yeah oh I'm sure Terry love
1:05:02
that if he ever comes back from I don't know where he's gone he's honeymoon in
1:05:06
the Pillager and ran off with my fiance look before we
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go uh just want to comment on something that was brought up two weeks
1:05:16
ago right in your uh looking back at
1:05:23
2015 specifically you Matt what saying that
1:05:28
your favorite show of 2015 was new girl
1:05:33
and I oh yeah I uh I poo pooed it and then this week I forced myself to
1:05:39
watch uh well I only only forc myself to wor the first two but I think I'm up to
1:05:44
episode 18 or 19 now uh MH so uh yeah all right fine
1:05:51
fine it's funny isn't it pretty funny now I'm stting at Season 2 Season no I
1:05:57
watched season one the first time and and didn't quite get into it so I don't
1:06:00
know what was going on back then um and I kind of forgot what it's about so I
1:06:04
don't know why it's called new girl uh I can only assume it's because she was the
1:06:08
newest one to move in because as far as I can tell it's just about four people
1:06:12
that share a flat yeah yeah she was she was just the
1:06:16
new person yeah she's not as uh annoying as I anticipated her to be and it's not
1:06:21
really about her anyway so uh no it becomes much more about the other
1:06:26
characters like everybody gets an episode kind of thing as it goes on and
1:06:30
it changed a lot from that first season but I do laugh out loud at least
1:06:37
once in most episodes and there's not a lot of shows you can say that for that's
1:06:42
generally I guess because Winston does something funny or Schmidt does
1:06:46
something funny yeah pretty much yeah Schmid is great just because that guy
1:06:50
guy ever I know and he's like I'm like
1:06:53
is he a bad actor I can't tell but he's
1:07:55
before he did like Safety Not Included but but I think he's like your uh oh was
1:08:02
he in Jurassic world oh that makes sense because Jurassic world is from the maker
1:08:06
of uh Safety Not Included right have you seen that Little
1:08:10
Indie time travel movie no it's got your got that girl you love Luke what's that
1:08:15
me oh him no it's got that girl that Luke loves you know that kind of girl
1:08:18
that looks a little bit [ __ ] and she just every time she talks it sounds like
1:08:22
just doesn't give a [ __ ] about anyone Kristen St not Christ Stewart he
1:08:26
actually likes her oh he know who I'm talking about you mean the one from
1:08:30
Spider-Man uh one from Parks and Rex or Plaza yeah that's her I knew I knew you
1:08:35
would know who that was by that description I [ __ ] knew
1:08:38
it who Aubrey Plaza ory sounds like a
1:08:45
place what sounds like I would do my shopping there oh okay I know who you mean yeah
1:08:52
okay I've seen her before okay fine yeah Stars her it's worth a
1:08:57
watch but do you reckon that Nick Miller I don't know his actual name but that
1:09:02
dude is like your poor man's Oscar Isaac's sure yeah jennis said that as
1:09:07
well that he looks like he's like Oscar Isaac's unattractive brother yeah
1:09:14
sure Oscar Isaac is great yeah he really is safy not guaranteed all right I'm
1:09:18
going to watch this yeah you should it's quite good it's kind of a true story and
1:09:22
kind of not a true story don't tell me it's a true story because I [ __ ] hate
1:09:25
it when movies say they true stories and then something happens and I'm like well
1:09:28
that didn't happen no it's well yeah it kind of is that it's based on something
1:09:33
that part of which was true yeah
1:09:38
okay fine you've seen it Luke right yeah exactly yes look look I can read what
1:09:44
the it's based off there's on the front cover of the movie it's actually got the
1:09:48
article the wanted ad yes so this wanted someone to go back
1:09:54
in tier I is that the guy's name the time
1:10:00
traveling guy I know I know that it is a time traveling guy yeah John tier I know
1:10:04
that story um is that no it's not him I know what you're thinking of you're thinking of
1:10:09
that guy who claimed he came back from the future and was all over the inter
1:10:12
early inter not that not it's about a guy who took out an ad in a magazine or
1:10:18
newspaper saying he was going to go back in time and he needed a partner um and
1:10:23
you know serious contenders only please right so that that really did
1:10:29
happen but this film fictionalizes somebody going along to to meet him and
1:10:33
to train with him all right sounds fun I'll watch it yeah it's quite good it's
1:10:37
Little Indie movie you know don't don't expect you know some Michael Bay [ __ ]
1:10:42
how many things blow up in it just your mind how many
1:10:47
things enough enough all right and it's got spaceship for this movie how many
1:10:54
how many lightsabers are in it plenty for this movie yeah plenty yeah as as many as it
1:11:00
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