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  Speaker 2: It is time you'll leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm coming up today, how being fat and not
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  Speaker 2: shaving your legs just might affect your relationship. Also, a
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  Speaker 2: fiery penis caught everybody's attention over the last handful of
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  Speaker 2: days for obvious reasons. And we're also going to choose
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  Speaker 2: our midlife crisis, although it sounds to me like one
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  Speaker 2: of us has already made that choice. We'll jump into
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  Speaker 2: that momentarily, but first wanted to mention this to you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. It is a time that seems
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  Speaker 2: to hit all of us at one point or another.
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  Speaker 2: If we're fortunate enough to make it to midlife, it
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  Speaker 2: hits us in different ways. Different people choose different paths,
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  Speaker 2: and apparently, Trey, you have chosen your midlife crisis.
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  Speaker 1: See, I don't know if it's a midlife crisis. And
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  Speaker 1: this is where I am. I am at a profound
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  Speaker 1: I am profoundly befuddled, and whether I am this is
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  Speaker 1: the next part of me actually growing up. I've talked
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  Speaker 1: about this before. One of the more interesting things about
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  Speaker 1: alcoholism and addiction is they say you quit maturing when
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  Speaker 1: you start drinking. And so basically, I was a seventeen
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  Speaker 1: year old and un phil I was about forty two,
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  Speaker 1: and many aspects of my life and it rings true.
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  Speaker 1: I some of the very poor decisions I've made, some
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  Speaker 1: of the way I thinks I did, why I behaved
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  Speaker 1: absolutely that of a seventeen year old. And so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if I am in a midlife crisis. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if this is the next evolution of my
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  Speaker 1: you know, grow up, or I don't know if I've
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  Speaker 1: skipped midlife crisis and I've gone directly I'm nearing senior citizen.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I am as befuddled as anyone
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  Speaker 1: else because some of the things I've done, Like I've
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  Speaker 1: one thing about me is for years my car always
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  Speaker 1: was an absolute wreck. I mean just dirt, like just
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  Speaker 1: papers everywhere, just just a mess. And I made the
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  Speaker 1: decision a couple of months ago. I'm like, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to do that anymore. Cleaned it out and I
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  Speaker 1: keep it immaculate. I even got a membership to a
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  Speaker 1: car wash. I get it washed at least once a week.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: My place, I make my bed every day. I you know,
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  Speaker 1: I clean like my Sundays. I get up, I walk,
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  Speaker 1: I go to church, and then I come home and
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  Speaker 1: then I make myself a nice brunch and then I
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  Speaker 1: spend a lot of the day I laundry and cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: So Friday, I woke up and I have a nice
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  Speaker 1: new place and I really enjoy it, and especially it's
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  Speaker 1: been the first place that I've had a second bedroom,
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  Speaker 1: so my podcast, all this stuff is not stuck in
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  Speaker 1: my living room or in my bedroom. So that way
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  Speaker 1: and keep everything much nicer. But I woke up Friday
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  Speaker 1: and I have a nice balcony and I I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where it came from. I'm like, I need to
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  Speaker 1: go buy plants.
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  Speaker 2: You woke up Friday morning with a green thumb?
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  Speaker 1: I yeah, this just intrinsic need to go buy plants.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Low's, I went to home depot. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see anything I liked, and I remember, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is a really nice nursery over there by love Field,
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  Speaker 1: So I went over there. It's called Jackson's. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and it could and you neither loves are home depots
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not knocking them. Customer service not great, especially
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  Speaker 1: in you know that department, because I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I literally I have never had a plant before. So
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  Speaker 1: I am you know, you give me a dog, a cat,
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  Speaker 1: whatever I can tell you. I tell you everything you
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  Speaker 1: need to do, from puppy to to you know, birth
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  Speaker 1: to death. Plants not a clue. Yeah, And so do.
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  Speaker 2: You have any idea what kind of plant you want?
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  Speaker 2: Are you wanting a plant that you have to like
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  Speaker 2: talk to and like truly take care of, Like are
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  Speaker 2: you looking for a friend that's green? Or you're just
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  Speaker 2: wanting to make the place look nice.
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  Speaker 1: I just felt like I and I So one of
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  Speaker 1: the things I probably that spurred this on is I
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  Speaker 1: cleared out the last of stuff from my mother. There
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  Speaker 1: was one little tiny storage unit that I had left
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  Speaker 1: that I cleared out and I had in there there
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  Speaker 1: was a couple of nice brass flower pots, So I
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  Speaker 1: I think that maybe, And so I got those. I
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  Speaker 1: put them on my patio and I'm like, I gotta,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta buy plants. So then I went to this
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  Speaker 1: nursery and uh, this very nice lady and I because
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  Speaker 1: I and I told her on the f and I go,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I I don't know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for. I uh muld me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a fifty two year old man. What what
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  Speaker 2: do I need? What do I what? I'm like? Did
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  Speaker 2: she just have like dollar signs in her eyes like
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  Speaker 2: a like a cartoon or was she just like just
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  Speaker 2: super really like, let's I'm gonna I'm gonna guide you
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  Speaker 2: through this.
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  Speaker 1: Now. She was? She was incredibly Actually, I told her,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to spend a fortune like
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  Speaker 1: something that looks pretty that if it, you know, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need a ton of care.
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  Speaker 2: Were you looking for a were you looking for a
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  Speaker 2: plant or a new girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, with my luck, the new girlfriend would
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  Speaker 1: uh bloom and then die and never you know, come back.
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  Speaker 2: So looking for something pretty that doesn't need a whole
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  Speaker 2: lot of care?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'll give Jackson's Home and Garden Center was
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  Speaker 1: a place because the woman could not have been nicer.
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  Speaker 1: I finally, so she showed me around. I go, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of I said, I'd like a perennial. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I want something that you know, we'll come back every year.
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  Speaker 2: Got it. So you're looking for, like you said, pretty,
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  Speaker 2: So you're looking more of a a an esthetic type
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  Speaker 2: of plant versus something like you're not going into gardening.
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  Speaker 2: You're not trying to like you're not trying to grow
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  Speaker 2: a pepper plant and get food off.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I still live in an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, uh so, yeah, I just wanted something that
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  Speaker 1: you know, look nice and I you know, I could watch.
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  Speaker 1: So finally she was like, well, you know, these rose
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're like trees or.
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  Speaker 2: They're not spoken like a true plant. Man, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if it's a tree or.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's it's big, it's like so it's they're like
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  Speaker 1: a rose bush, but it's a long base like it
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  Speaker 1: almost looks like a little shrub and then bloms on top. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so I got two of them. They were on sale.
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  Speaker 2: Is it the desert rose?
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  Speaker 1: No, they're the called nitty Gritty Red Rose.
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  Speaker 2: Nitty Gritty red rose.
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  Speaker 1: Reaches three to four feet three feet tall, four feet wide,
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  Speaker 1: and they were on sale.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, perfect, and you got two.
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  Speaker 1: I got two.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. Congratulations. You got some plants.
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  Speaker 1: I got some plants. And then you know, I and
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  Speaker 1: the woman told me, you know what I need to do,
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, do I need to repot them? She's like, actually, no,
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  Speaker 1: leave them there and we've already pruned them and they'll
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  Speaker 1: bloom once more. And then after they're done, then you
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  Speaker 1: have to trim them and then when in the fall
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  Speaker 1: to come back in some potting soil, and then then
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  Speaker 1: you can you know, take them out of their their
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  Speaker 1: pots and repot them. Okay, and uh and then but then, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as a side note, uh, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: had a little storm yesterday and they blew over. It's
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  Speaker 1: something I didn't really think about is rose bushes have thorns.
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  Speaker 1: So when I went to pick one and pick the
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  Speaker 1: one up, and it was blocking my door, so I
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  Speaker 1: was very limited as to my access. I screamed like
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  Speaker 1: a bitch because I had like four thorns in my hand.
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  Speaker 2: Look I'm not one to typically beat a metaphor to death,
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  Speaker 2: but I think in this instance it applies. You didn't
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  Speaker 2: just buy new plants. You bought them you You bought
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  Speaker 2: the plant representation of all your romantic interests in your life.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty, but it's got thorns and it's probably gonna
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  Speaker 2: hurt you. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It's very fair, you know, at least at least it's potted,
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  Speaker 1: and it can't just disappear and leave again.
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  Speaker 2: It's an it's an extension of you trying to fix
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  Speaker 2: Not only is it a representation of the women you've dated,
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  Speaker 2: but you're trying to fix the plant because you can't
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  Speaker 2: fix the woman. You know what way to do that
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  Speaker 2: is to beat them from running away.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you're right because after, you know, after they fell over,
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  Speaker 1: I went and got some bungee straps and I strapped
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  Speaker 1: them to the falcony so they can't leave.
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  Speaker 2: Man. That is a all right. I don't think we
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  Speaker 2: can beat this metaphor to death, but I'm a little
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  Speaker 2: worried about your captives if they try to make a
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  Speaker 2: run for it. I got it. I got a nice
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  Speaker 2: I got a nice Stockholm Rose. All right, kidding aside,
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  Speaker 2: it might be a combination of all three phases of
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  Speaker 2: life that you're talking about, because there's the midlife crisis,
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  Speaker 2: there's the old man era, and there is the just
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  Speaker 2: maturing side of things, and you may be and this
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  Speaker 2: and getting these plants might be a might be a
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  Speaker 2: combination of all three.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've made this joke too. I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: if I made it to you, but I've made it
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  Speaker 1: some other people that know me well enough to, like
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  Speaker 1: Amy and my stepmother Jackie, and you know, I I
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  Speaker 1: finally I have a place that looks you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: like you walk in and go, oh, an adult lives here,
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  Speaker 1: and they looks nice, and it looks like they it
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  Speaker 1: looks like they have their shit together.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they don't, but it looks that way. And
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  Speaker 2: isn't that really what adulthood is all about?
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  Speaker 1: I think, you know, before in my life you walked
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  Speaker 1: in and you're like, hey, this person does not have
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  Speaker 1: their shit together. So at least now it looks like
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  Speaker 1: I have my shit together.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I think that's an essential part of
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  Speaker 2: growing up. Whether you have it together or not, it's
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  Speaker 2: just reaching a certain point in your life or it
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  Speaker 2: at least looks like you.
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  Speaker 1: Might fake it till you make it exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of what adulting is, and most of
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  Speaker 2: us don't realize it till we hit a certain point
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  Speaker 2: and realize, oh my god, everyone that I looked up
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  Speaker 2: to when I was a kid, they didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: they were doing either. It was all fake it till
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  Speaker 2: you make it. It works that way with kids, it
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  Speaker 2: works that way with jobs, it works that way with everything.
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  Speaker 2: Anyone that tells you they've got everything figured out is
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  Speaker 2: full of it. They absolutely do not. Those are the
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  Speaker 2: people that worry me the most because they're either delusional
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  Speaker 2: or they're just straight up lying, And so different people
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  Speaker 2: find the different sort of impetus for realizing that they
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  Speaker 2: don't have it all together. For most people, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's kids. You and I don't have kids, so we
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  Speaker 2: didn't have that same thing happened. We're like, oh, now
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I don't really know what I'm doing,
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  Speaker 2: and my parents didn't either. It's just trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: it out as you go. Fake it till you make it.
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  Speaker 2: At least make the kid look good on the outside,
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  Speaker 2: because you can screw them up on the inside all
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  Speaker 2: you want. Kind of like your apartment, so yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: then in your kid it's it's finding different, like finding
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  Speaker 2: the thing that makes you realize that you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kind of figuring it out as I go.
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  Speaker 2: And I kept mentioning this before as far as like
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  Speaker 2: choosing your midlife crisis, because there's been this meme going
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  Speaker 2: around that I've seen the last month or so where
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  Speaker 2: millennials are now entering midlife, and so this running meme
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  Speaker 2: now is all right, millennials, you're now of the age
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  Speaker 2: that it's time to choose your midlife crisis. And when
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  Speaker 2: you and I, you know, were growing up seeing our
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  Speaker 2: parents go through their mid life crises, if they did it,
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  Speaker 2: like my dad's midlife crisis was a little similar to yours, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: One of the first things he did was he went
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  Speaker 2: out and bought a plant. Now his plant was marijuana,
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  Speaker 2: but still it was a plant. He also got a
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  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty two Z twenty eight Camaro. So those midlife
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  Speaker 2: crises that we saw as kids were more of the
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  Speaker 2: stereotypical traditional like dad can finally afford a sports car,
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  Speaker 2: so he goes and gets one kind of a thing
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  Speaker 2: he wanted, not mine. It's like you know, it's like
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  Speaker 2: if you ever wanted like a convertible corvette, you couldn't
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  Speaker 2: afford it when you were twenty when you wanted it,
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  Speaker 2: But now that you're forty five, you can afford it,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, ah, now I'm gonna get it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny you brought that example up, because if
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  Speaker 1: there's been one thing that I think literally midlife crisis's
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  Speaker 1: have ruined corvettes.
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  Speaker 2: It really has. You can't be a middle aged man
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  Speaker 2: and get the sports car of your dreams anymore because
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  Speaker 2: then people think one two things tiny wiener or it's
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  Speaker 2: just midlife crisis. You're acting out you know, your younger selves,
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  Speaker 2: fantasies or both, and so it's kind of ruined it.
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  Speaker 2: So I think what's happened is we've replaced that sports
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  Speaker 2: car with just a big ass truck. Now maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: partly because we're from Texas, but at some at some
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  Speaker 2: point you're like, you know what, I just want a big,
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  Speaker 2: kick ass truck. I want it big and I want
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  Speaker 2: it awesome and just yeah, and you know, you can
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  Speaker 2: get a big truck when you're younger, but if you
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  Speaker 2: want like all the bells and whistles, like, if you
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  Speaker 2: want that King ranch, you're gonna throw down some money.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how much like a king or like
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  Speaker 1: a platinum f two fifty costs Now.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's gotta be over one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like one hundred and thirty five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's so. I think. I think like
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  Speaker 2: a really it doesn't even have to be a sports
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  Speaker 2: car anymore. That's the ultimate stereotype. But it really is
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  Speaker 2: just buying or leasing whatever, just getting a really nice
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  Speaker 2: car that you can afford. And it's sort of like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: I made it, I'm an adult. It's not. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but so our stereotypical midlife crises aren't what they used
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  Speaker 2: to be. What we saw is a midlife crisis as
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  Speaker 2: a kid, like the convertible or you know, an ear
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  Speaker 2: ring or something. There's so many more options now, So
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  Speaker 2: this means has been going around millenniar millennials, It's time
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  Speaker 2: to choose your midlife crisis. There's all these other options
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  Speaker 2: now that can signal I'm going through the change, I'm
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  Speaker 2: hitting midlife. Things like making sour dough out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 2: having a supplement obsession, like if someone you know as
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden talking about peptides. Let left and right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, here we go. If someone gets into cross well,
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  Speaker 2: CrossFit maybe not so much, but all of a sudden
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  Speaker 2: they're into health and fitness. All of a sudden, they
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  Speaker 2: get into gardening hardcore, or they get into bird watching.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, I got. I don't say, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I've really gone overboard, but when I turned fifty, I started,
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  Speaker 1: you know, taking exercise a lot more seriously and working
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  Speaker 1: out regularly, and I got, I knows, I take a
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  Speaker 1: lot of supplements.
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  Speaker 2: Part of the difference is, though, is how much you
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  Speaker 2: tell others about it so you can do these things
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  Speaker 2: like if you're just going to the gym just because
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  Speaker 2: you want to, you know, lower stress and just increase
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  Speaker 2: your quality of life by the time you're eighty, that's
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  Speaker 2: one thing. Well, but if you're signaling it, especially on
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  Speaker 2: social media, or you're part of groups and things and
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  Speaker 2: doing that's where it's supposed to kind of carry over
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  Speaker 2: into the midlife care.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I my primary deal in working out is
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  Speaker 1: twofold Number one look better, but number two, because I
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  Speaker 1: watched this with my parents and my stepmom is the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of it. And you know, she's almost eighty and
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  Speaker 1: she lives this active, full life. Both my dad and
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  Speaker 1: my stepmom, I mean my dad and my mom, they
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  Speaker 1: were so sedentary that their bodies broke down by the
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  Speaker 1: time they were in their early seventies. They were basically
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  Speaker 1: Mom was in a wheelchair and Dad could, you know,
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  Speaker 1: hardly move. And I didn't want to end up like that.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, when I if I have, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit extra income, you make no mistake. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna try the peptide thing that and stem cells. I'm
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  Speaker 1: all over it.
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  Speaker 2: So some of these, some of these other choose your
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  Speaker 2: midlife crises. There's a couple that are stereotypes still buy
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  Speaker 2: a sports car, divorce. Then you get into more twenty
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  Speaker 2: first centuries stuff, hormone optimizing, skin and hair care obsessions,
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  Speaker 2: starting a farm, pickleball, dressing like a twenty's teen. No,
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  Speaker 2: having a panic baby like you're forty three and go
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  Speaker 2: oh no, or I guess that'd be more of a
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  Speaker 2: surprise baby. Low toxic living, gardening, going alcohol free. Now,
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  Speaker 2: for some people, that's different. Yours was a different situation.
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  Speaker 2: Some people are like, you know what, I'm just gonna try,
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  Speaker 2: you know, not having alcohol for a while and see
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  Speaker 2: what it feels like. That can also be a thing.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Supplement obsessions all of a sudden deciding I'm gonna run
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: a marathon. No buying a motorcycle, and they're done that divorce,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I've taken a taking a year long sabbatical. I wish
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: only fans.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Look, there's all sorts of if I had something I
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: thought was I could sell on OnlyFans, make no mistake
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: How are your feet? Told me that you get a
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: pedicure on occasion? No, not not not only fans worthy on.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: On the on the other hand, I mean only like
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: some of this stuff, especially with feet, you can get
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: real specific. If you have really hideous feet, there might
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: be some people out there willing to spend money on
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: that or just mid.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're very just maybe above average, but they're.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Honestly awesome.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Even if I have, I don't know. I find feet
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: just ugly in general, So I can't even fathom. I
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: can't fathom any of that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I get that, like I I assume my I assume
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I have feet that would be considered mid. I guess
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: because I don't. I don't think that they're pretty enough
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: to be on like that upper echelon of like only
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: fans feet pick domination, but they're also not so hideous
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: that would just garner so much, you know, general interest
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: or morbid curiosity. I don't know how it works. I've
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: never had a foot fetish. I assume though, that like
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: most things, if you haven't extreme, you could probably make
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: some money. If it's extremely beautiful, you could probably you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: have some fun with feet picks and putting pretty bowas
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: on them or something. But then if you had like
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: some really hideous feet, like like Quasimoto ringing the bell
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: with no shoes on for one hundred and fifty years,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure there's some interest there too. But
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: if you're in the middle, like you and I are,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: then you're just probably stuck with trying to figure out
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: something else.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Oh and the one I left off that I think
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: would be an obvious one as far as choosing a
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: midlife crisis starting a podcast.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I you know, we've done I've done a lot of
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: these things. And you know, I had hot blonde that
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: was ten years younger than me.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: And that's another one that was another one on there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Now yours was a little different one. Of the other
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: ones I saw was start dating a twenty three year old.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yours was not twenty three, but still ten years younger.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's maybe that, maybe that was the problem
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I need to you know, maybe twenty years younger is.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. You didn't go young enough.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I made the mistaken thing of the you know, older,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: mature and stable, and man, was I fucking wrong.
• 22:17
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  Speaker 2: All right. Today is Tuesday, July fourteenth, two twenty six.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Birthdays today. Jack Lynch Iimmy winning actress, best known for Glee.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: She was also in the forty year Old Virgin Only
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Murders in the Building, the newer version of Whose Line
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Is It Anyway? Jane Lynch is six holidays, Talladega Knights,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Talladega Knights. Also that she's been in so many things
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: that's hard to pinpoint and remember all of them. Hey,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Sixty six Todayted actress, comedian. I mean she's fantastic.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Her delivery with some things, not everything, but her delivery
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: with some things comedically is so bone dry at times
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: it's a thing of beauty. I love a good dry delivery,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and she's she's got that going on. She is sixty
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: six today. Matthew Fox is sixty. He's best known as
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Jack Sheppard on Lost. Before that, he was the oldest
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: brother on Party of Five.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I know who you're talking. I know who that is.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: So this is I don't know why it's all of
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a sudden come around in my cue. Our suggestions is Lost.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch Lost?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I never watched Lost. When I think when Tara and
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I first started dating, she watched Lost, and so I
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: watched some episodes early on with her and then we
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: just I just kind of fell out of it. But
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, no more than a couple episodes. I think
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: it wasn't it wasn't a show that I watched.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It was in that that time frame where, yeah, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: was busy drinking and didn't watch any.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: TV and unless it was on at the loon.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: So I am just now getting into Game of Thrones.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: But yeah, and there's I remember if people really liked
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the show, and it seemed it and the cast is phenomenal.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I just there's only so much time.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's very true. And the older we get,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: the the the older we get, the less alluring a
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: network show is because all of our attention spans are decreasing,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: doing part the social media, but also doing part two.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I think there's been a shift in what we consider
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: to be quality programming, especially when it comes to a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: quote unquote television show like just not a movie. Right,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So television shows nowadays, if it's on a streaming platform
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: and there's eight to ten episodes, I have a higher bar.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I have a higher set of expectations for that than
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I do if I'm watching a CSI or NCIS offshoot
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: on CBS or NBC that's gonna pump out eighteen to
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: twenty four episodes a year. Like my bar on network
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: TV is so low now, so I actually equate more
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: episodes with lower quality.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Now I've I don't. I just think it's lazy.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: There might be there might be some truth to that
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll say this it it makes me appreciate
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the good network shows that we have seen over our
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: life and the fact they did pump out twenty two
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: to twenty four episodes a year, and you go, well,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you lazy bastards that are only doing eight to ten,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you know, and listen, here's the other thing. Now here's
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: one thing that really pisses me off. Yeah, okay, if
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: they're only doing eight to ten, but then there's like
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: two years in between seasons, I mean, that is double lazy.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And part of the problem is there's so many there's
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: so many projects, and there's the writing pool. It only
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: has so much. But I do feel like if you're
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: only doing eight to ten episodes, you should at least
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: be able to spit out a season a year.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: And with those tweeeners, it's difficult to figure out what
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: it is. And what I mean by that is this,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: when you've got a show that's eight to ten episodes,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: is it a short television show for a season or
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: are you making a long movie?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Well? Is it something you just don't have any more?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Mini series?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: And that's an essence what we're all watching the most
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of now, Like Game of Thrones was a mini series basically, yeah,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: as far as as far as season link kind of
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: a thing is concerned, right, because like if you were
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: to go back and like, do you know how many
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: episodes or seasons whatever Lonesome Dove was, I don't just
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: but that's one of the biggest mini series of our
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: age group. But a mini series was typically what like
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: one season, eight episodes maybe something like that. That's kind
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: of an essence what the new television model is. It's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a mini series with more than one season. But again,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: it really does boil down to when you have that
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: is am I making a long movie or am I
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: making a short television show that people are used to?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And there's a difference because sometimes we can see them
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and be like, you know what, this show that I
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: just watched that was eight episodes. That could have just
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: been one one hour and a half movie. It would
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: have been way better. Some shows might have been eight
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: episodes and thought, man, there's more to this. I want
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: like a twenty episode thing of this.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'll say this, I appreciate good
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: writing more than ever. But here's another thing, complete side.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Do you know you can play games on Netflix? Now?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I saw that a while back that it's got a
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: whole gaming center.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you you scan it. This is I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I at some point probably sad because there's all sorts
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: of games. But you basically scan a QR code or
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you download app and then your phone turns into a
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: game controller. Okay, I played Tetris last night for the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: first time in ages on Netflix.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, using the phone as the game controller.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I think there's just a Tetris app that you can
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: just play on your phone directly, you know whatever.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know, on a big TV I'm with you there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Like like Terra still has like her Super Nintendo and
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I've still got a PS four. So it's like I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: can appreciate, you know, playing the game kind of thing
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: you doing at old school, like a controller. But yeah, no,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that when you download the game on Netflix,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: that you could use your phone as a control. It
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: makes sense, but.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You don't even have to download the game, use download
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: an app that turns your phone into a control.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Got it?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, Just an interesting side note.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Matthew Fox is sixty Other birthdays today, This is
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: a good one. Jackie Earl Haley is sixty five. This
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: is one of those interesting Hollywood stories where it's he
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: started out really good and then there was a whole
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: lot of whatever happened to him, and then all of
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: a sudden he was in lots of stuff. Jackie Earl Haley.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: It was an Oscar nominated actor known for Little Children
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: and the Bad News Bears. This is the kid that
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: was smoking cigarettes on the mound, throwing fastballs in Bad
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: News Bears.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: And so he did a bunch of stuff as a
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: younger actor, and then nothing for a such a long time,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: and then he was in The Watchman and that Watchman
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: movie was mostly a cult hit. It wasn't a massive
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: box office thing, but it was very popular on the
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: cult side of things. And he was Rorshak in that,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and that kind of gave a resurgence to his career
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: and then he became the new Freddie. It's kind of cool.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: So he's done some more stuff as he's like his
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: career had like a second swing to it, which I'm happy.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: But dude's a phenomenal actor. He is uh, he is
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: sixty five today, Jackie Earl Hayley. I I know this
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: gets brought up a lot, and I can't help it
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: lean into it right now because it is the Bad
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: News Bears. If they tried to remake The Bad News
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Bears today, could it even come close to comparing? Like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: unless they like, unless they actually have the kids smoking,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: you know, while they're playing third base or something like
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: they did in the original, or you know, are they
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: are they hitting vape pins and the dugout or something.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it would look like, but I mean,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: if you don't have the actual bad in that, it
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even be worth it, right, Could you do it today?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Even though you know, you're kind of seeing a resurgence
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of Hollywood going back to uh, lesser sensitivity. I still
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: don't know that you could pull that one off. There's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of movies I feel like, late seventies, early
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: eighties that you just you could not remake.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Just too many sensitivities these days.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean and honestly, I mean yeah, just
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: there were I mean you have. I mean, there's no
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: way you could make Blazing Saddles always as the first
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and foremost that comes to mind of right, there's no
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: way even I don't even think mel Brooks could get
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: away with it again.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and and for Blazing Saddles, it's that way just
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: because of racism across all demographics and age groups. Right,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Whereas something like Bad News Bears, the idea is you're
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: having children do all these really terrible and questionable things,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and today's standards, I don't think you can get away
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: with kids even being pretty trade is doing some of
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: those things, like like you've got in Bad News Bears,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've got Jackie Earl Hayley's sucking lung darts
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: before before he throws a two to fastball, And how
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: do you recreate that, you know, with a jin alpha
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: kid who's thirteen, like is he is he shoving a
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: zen pouch up his ass before he throws the opening pitch.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's about as close as I can think of,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and I certainly can't show that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: This will be one of the few times I'm gonna
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: flip on the on the on the other side. And
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: it's probably wise that you shouldn't remake those movies because
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a good example for us to have, you know,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: bad news, caddy shack, they're smoking, they're gambling. I mean,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it's things we should not have been doing. We're fueled
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: by stuff like that, So maybe that's not Maybe that
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: is one sensitivity that we have evolved a little bit.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And you know, we're not showing kids, uh, smoking and
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: drinking and gambling.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And throwing baby roots into the community pool.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Oh that's still be funny.
• 36:11
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• 36:12
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• 37:53
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• 37:56
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  Speaker 2: saying he cheated with a twenty year old because I'm
• 38:03
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• 38:10
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• 38:13
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that really you you just kind of full stop
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• 38:35
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• 38:40
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• 38:42
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• 38:47
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• 38:54
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• 38:57
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  Speaker 2: at some point, I need to know that really early on.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I it may be sexist, it may be whatever.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care. I don't want to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: feel a hairy legs on a woman.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I'm just no, it's okay to have preferences, Trey. You know,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: that's got of the way I see it. That's a
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: preference thing. If that's not what you want, then find
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: If you want to be a hairy legged Sasquatch woman,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: then find you a man that loves it and you
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: will be happy and so will he. But do not
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: message Trey. He is not your person.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have a hard time finding I
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: think the guys that love Harry sasquatchwomen are few. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: think they're very much in the minority.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: They are, unless you know where to find them. Like
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: if you feel like going to Yellowstone for a couple
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: of years, you might find someone out there that's like,
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, give me that, or go on one of
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: those uh you know, like guys that live on the
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Alaskan frontier. They might be all about it might be
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: very practical to him.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe they have cruises for, you know, Harry women.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Of her you know what, they got cruises for everything else.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: So evidently, if you're on a gay cruise and you're
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: really shocked that you can't get into a lot of
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Muslim countries.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: What do you mean I can't check out this portocol?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Oh you don't.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: This is this is I that's a whole nother. Just
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the number of people that are shocked on that cruise
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: and shocked that they can't get into Turkey and Egypt.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And listen, I don't care your politics. That's not Trump's fault.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: No, they were like that already.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Says you've been sold a bill of goods on how
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Muslim country seal about your lifestyle. They don't like it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: They'll gravity check you for it. Don't be shocked.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, look there are things you can point fingers
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: at all day. But that's that's one. That's that's that's
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: that's not changing anytime soon. And that's not one person's
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: wont But in this case where this woman who's in
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: her late thirties or early forties, we're not sure which.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: You have a woman here who says her she says
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: he cheated with a twenty year old because I'm fat
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and don't shave my legs. I am fat. She says,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: that's true, but not obese or anything, but definitely not
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: like the twenty year old. He's effing not after three
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: kids he told me himself, I had no idea. Then
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: he started talking about separation. No apologies. I guess he
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: did say sorry, but he didn't mean it. No remorse,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: No can we fight for our marriage? Mostly blamed me
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: for not shaving my legs and for letting myself go.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I told him that we can work it out. He
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: was bewildered, is the right word, said he already cheated.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: We can't work it out. I told him we can
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: if we go to therapy and he stopped chasing twenty
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: year olds. He asked if I had forgiven him, and
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I said no, but I can if he put in
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: the effort. He said he would never have forgiven me
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: if I had cheated, so he can't believe that I will.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: This is screaming. This guy wants out, but wants her
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: to make the call, and he's so committed to getting
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: out of this relationship. He cheated, told her he cheated,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: and is like, you want you want to leave me now?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: And she said no. He's like, well shit, he thought
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: that would do it, and it's not working out in
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: the way he thought.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I said, I understand you've put on weight. It
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: happens to everyone. It but I feel like if you
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: quit shaving your legs, you've quit doing a lot of things,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: and there's some things you maybe just can't unsee.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Or on field.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh yeah, he clearly, he clearly wants out, and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: he just doesn't want to actually be the one to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: No, but he's doing everything but that he's doing he's
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: cheating on her. He's telling her he's cheating on her.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: He's telling her she looks gross to him and that
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: it's her fault. He's doing everything but drop the hammer
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: on the relationship. She goes on in her post, she says,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: for context, he's been cheated on before, but he did,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: and he did leave as soon as he found out.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I thought he was very anti cheating, and he was,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: but I guess not now. The only reason I can
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: even write it all down is because I was already
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: in therapy and she helped me process it all. My
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: depression is a reason I let myself go. But I
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: never denied him sex. He was mostly not interested, which
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: on that side that tells me that it doesn't sound
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: like she was initiating either.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: But this, you know, also, this isn't just oh I
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: there's some stubble down there. I mean, clearly she's got
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: full on. I mean she looks like a dude.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's Yeah. She goes on to say he himself
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: admits that there is no future with the twenty year old,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: but he likes her and he likes Effinger and he
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: wants to do that as long as possible. God, And
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: she finally says not finally, but in conclusion, she says,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the humiliation I feel is just so overpowering. He did
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: tell me to shave my legs once, and I kind
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: of blew up on him for being shallow. I feel regret.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Now here's here's my advice that she did not ask for.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Go to the gym, watch what you eat. If you
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: want to shave your legs, shave your legs, whatever the
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: case is.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Shaft not.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: If you want a and go find you a new
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: go find you a new dude. This dude wants nothing
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: to do with this relationship or you anymore. You will
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: be better off without him. And and uh, go do
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: some stuff for you now. If that's shaving your legs
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: and you want to do it, do it. If you
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: want to go to the gym and look better, do it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: If you want to lay in bed and be a
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: hairy blob that weighs six hundred pounds and you're happy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: My God, more power to you. Just don't call me
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: when you need to be extricated to go to the hospital.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: No, you can have your own reality show at that point.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: But but here's the other thing. After you shave your legs,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I am sure you need to at least go get
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a a wax. Probably just needed to shave it. But
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: because if you're not shaving your legs, you're not shaving
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: other things or keeping it trimmed, and so you probably
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: look like a sasquatch down there. No one likes that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: At least, you know, get it trimmed up.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Probably probably need to wash it too.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, definitely need to wash it. Yeah. If if the
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: hair is from one area and the hair on the
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: legs are connecting, it has gone too far. Now, that's
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: for most people. Look, leg shaving didn't even used to
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: be a thing until like the early twentieth century. I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: glad it is now, like I supposed I guess I
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: saw this the other day. It was basically a way
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: to sell more razors, like Gillette, like their ad agency
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: or whatever, was like, hey, we need to sell more razors.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: How can we do that? I know, let's make it
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: a mainstream thing that women are expected to shave their legs.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Now we can sell razors to women as well. And
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: that's kind of what happened, and I'm okay with it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Truth pressures weren't really a thing either. You know. That
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you shouldn't use one or not using
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: one is okay.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't mean that going back to ginger vitis
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: land is oh naturel. Just because something is going back
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: in time doesn't mean it's getting back to who you are.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just you know, regression, regression, regressing, you know
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: what I mean. This dude wants nothing to do with
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: this relationship. So whatever you do, ma'am going forward, do
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: it for yourself, not for this guy. This guy wants
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with this relationship. And I don't know
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: if that would have mattered even if you weren't fat
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: and didn't shave your legs.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: You sound like Will Smith and Men in Black after
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: he'sap's that girl and tells her go get the lobster
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: in Thailand or whatever, get some clothes, makeover. Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Uh, And finally, today this is a sentence I never
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: thought I would say, have you ever been so mad
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: at somebody that you cut off your penis and used
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: it to set their garage on fire?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I can't say that I have. And I've been very
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: angry with some people, but off my own body parts
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: never crossed my mind.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Right now, let me make this a question a little
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: more appointed. Have you ever been so angry at your
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: mother that you cut off your penis and you used
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: it to set her garage on fire?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: No? No, and and I I feel like I am
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: an expert in being pissed off at your mother? But no,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and how exactly do you do that? You like, stick
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: a candle in the pee hole?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: What? A black cat? Yeah?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: A Roman candle?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Some sea for.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: This is a story that you know, pardon the pun,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: but caught fire last week for obvious reasons, and it should.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: An Indiana man cut off his penis and used it
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: to set his mother's garage on fire. I have never
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: been that angry. And don't get me wrong, I have
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: been really angry at things or even people in my life,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I think deservedly so. But I have never been so
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: mad that I cut off an appendage and used it
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: as kindling to start a fire. I've been mad enough
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: at some people that I've thought about burning down their house,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: but not with anything of mine.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I've thought about cutting off their body parts and burning
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: stuff to the ground, but.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Not my own. Same. So prosecutors charged to Fort Wayne,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Indiana man with arson after he was accused of cutting
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: off his wiener and using it to burn down his
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: mom's garage. Christopher Peden, thirty six, was doing court back
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: in May for the fire and the detached garage on
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: his mother's property. A fire investigator got to the home
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: to investigate an incident. According to the affidavit, his mom
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: and brother lived at the home. They informed investigators at
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: the garage had no electricity and only a small gas
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: can for the lawnmower. His brother also reported that Christopher
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Pedon was nowhere to be found. Sometime later, police found
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: an injured man claiming he'd been stabbed in downtown Fort Wayne.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: While investigating the stabbing, police connected him to being the
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: missing person from the garage. Fire medics rushed him to
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the hospital for treatment, where the affidavit said he confessed
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: to police that he was dishonest about the stabbing and
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: that he wanted to be truthful. You know, I imagine
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: there's a number of people in this world that think
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: cutting off the penes might actually make men more treesful.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: It seems to be accurate. In this case. Police say
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: he admitted to the fire. He told officers he went
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: to his mother's garage round two am cut off his
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: penis with a kitchen knife. From there, he reportedly poured
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: gasoline on it and set it on fire on the
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: floor of the garage, just inside the door. Then after
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: starting the fire, he walked away from their property and
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: let the fire burn. I don't even know how you walk.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Collected as evidence at the scene the red gasoline container, lighters,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: and a knife. And I don't it turned out to
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: be a pretty big fire too, because police also noticed
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: or police also noted in the same Affidavid that the
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: fire also damaged two additional properties and two vehicles.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: But that I what was he trying? I mean, he's like, see, mom,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't go blind.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: What There's so many questions with this story, not the
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: least of which is what did she do? I want
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: to know what he thinks was so bad that that
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: was an equal and proportional response.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: How much myth was involved.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: A fair question as well. The story does not say,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: but you know, you just know that it had to
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: be either drug induced or some sort of schizophrenic episode
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: or maybe both.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like it'll come out because there was a
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: story months ago about a guy I think it was
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in California who like cut off his own penis. Uh
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah, then they came out with the I want
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to say, maybe it's adtops results. I don't remember if
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he died or not, but oh, he died. High amounts
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: of myth were involved.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Like an alarming lethal amount of myth involved in that case.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean as someone who is you know,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: suffering through bipolar depression, everything, alcoholism. But if there's one
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: thing guys for the most really hold near and dear,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it's their junk.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: M that. I believe that is a very fine line
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: of demarcation of your mental health. You can have issues
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: all the way up to do you feel the need
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: to cut off your own junk? As long as you're
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: beneath that line, maybe some things are manageable. But if
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: you go into a therapy session and they ask you,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: have you ever considered harming yourself and others? And you're
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: like yeah, and they go, well, tell me more about that.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I like, well, I thought about cutting off my penis
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: setting it on fire in my mom's garage. I hope
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: at that point you get committed somewhere, because that is
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: beyond the line of normal mental health. I think.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like ed Geen's this guy's role model.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Even ed Geen didn't cut off his own even ed
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Gean didn't cross that line, and multiple movies have been
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: made about him. Uh huh.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: He tucked it back, but he still kept it on.
• 54:22
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• 54:27
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