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Kelly Clarkson’s “Pretty Woman” Store Clash: Who’s Telling the Truth? | The Karel Cast · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 2: It's Kelly Clarkson, the new Julia Roberts, pretty woman moment. Also,
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  Speaker 2: SNL had a comic go on and create a stir.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson's taking on a store in Brooklyn for a
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  Speaker 2: pretty woman moment. We've got a comedian that I don't
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  Speaker 2: The algorithm hates me. Okay? Just hates me. But that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It does. The algorithm doesn't like me. I'm out. I'm woke.
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  Speaker 2: But oh well. Should I lower this a little? How
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  Speaker 2: do you want? All right. You know, it's a rainy day. Well,
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  Speaker 2: cloudy day here in Las Vegas. No rain, but cloudy.
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  Speaker 2: A little trivia here. Every time I see a stormy cloud.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: Is there something that every time you see it, it
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  Speaker 2: spurs a song in you? Or is that just me?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just me? Because, you know, I like to
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  Speaker 2: think that there is a song in everybody. And every
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  Speaker 2: time a storm cloud gathers up ahead, I sing. And
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  Speaker 2: there's a specific song I sing every time. And this
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  Speaker 2: morning we were at the park and a big black
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  Speaker 2: cloud came overhead. And I immediately, right there in the park,
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  Speaker 2: not making this up, started belting out, and the.
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  Speaker 4: Storm clouds gather I won't go on, but that song
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  Speaker 4: was released in 1980 by Barbra Streisand. Do you know the.
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  Speaker 2: Name of it? Because you'd know that part of the
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  Speaker 2: song if you know the song. So what Barbra Streisand
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  Speaker 2: song was I just singing? The lyric and the storm
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  Speaker 2: clouds gather overhead. No shelter we can share. Lie down
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  Speaker 2: on my flower bed. I could go on. I could
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  Speaker 2: lose control, but I would sell my soul to be there.
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  Speaker 2: So forever do or die. Yeah. Anyway. So what song
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  Speaker 2: is that? It's by Barbra Streisand, released in 1980. Extra
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  Speaker 2: points if you guessed the producer and the name of
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  Speaker 2: the album. All right. I watched East of Eden the
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  Speaker 2: last couple of days on Netflix. Y'all seen this? It's
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  Speaker 2: one of the number one shows on Netflix called East
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  Speaker 2: of Eden from the Steinbeck novel. And it's been a
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  Speaker 2: long time since I visited Steinbeck. And now I realize why.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, what a depressing guy. Everybody in Steinbeck's
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  Speaker 2: life in Salinas was obviously dysfunctional. I mean, just obviously.
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  Speaker 2: And there's so many tropes in it that were upsetting
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  Speaker 2: to me. Catherine, the mother of the two boys and
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  Speaker 2: the wife of Adam, who turns into a madam. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the evil woman, she's portrayed as the evil woman. She's
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  Speaker 2: and a madam and all of that. She was mentally unwell.
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  Speaker 2: She was a psychopathic narcissist. She needed medication. But of course,
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  Speaker 2: hires Li to raise Cal and Aaron, the two children,
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  Speaker 2: because it's about three generations of kids, very Cain and Abel.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a catchphrase to the whole thing like Temlish
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  Speaker 2: or Temlock or whatever it means. It's a biblical term
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  Speaker 2: that means, you know, you can, you can choose all that.
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  Speaker 2: You have the ability to choose. So anyway, I watched it.
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  Speaker 2: And I've got to tell you what I learned when
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  Speaker 2: East of Eden or read the book.
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  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear. Carell is so
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  Speaker 2: You need to know. People in the chat room like,
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what that song is because it
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  Speaker 2: is a hardcore, deep Barbra Streisand cut. It was never
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  Speaker 2: a single. It's a deep cut by Barbra Streisand. I
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  Speaker 2: always sing it every time it rains and the storm
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  Speaker 2: clouds gather overhead.
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  Speaker 4: No shelter we can share.
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  Speaker 2: She might not even remember it, but I do. So
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  Speaker 2: I watched East of Eden. How many of you have,
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  Speaker 2: it's number one on Netflix. How many of you have
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  Speaker 2: read the book or watched the series or seen a
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  Speaker 2: movie adaptation? I just have to tell you a few things.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, everyone in it could really use therapy
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  Speaker 2: and some mental health drugs because they were all a mess.
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  Speaker 2: Second of all, Steinbeck needed Prozac, okay? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 2: the boy needed some Prozac, okay? Second of all, he
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  Speaker 2: wrote a gay marriage into the plot and doesn't call
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  Speaker 2: it that. You heard me. Adam and Lee are about
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  Speaker 2: as married as it gets. Lee raises the kids from
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  Speaker 2: infants all the way to adults, lives with Adam. Adam
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  Speaker 2: never remarries, never has another girlfriend. Lee talks about an
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  Speaker 2: imaginary wife. And when he tells this other person what
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  Speaker 2: he does for Adam, the guy says, I think you're
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  Speaker 2: the imaginary wife. Everybody around them sees that they're married.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't just show up for work every day. He
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  Speaker 2: lives with them. He runs off to San Francisco, Lee does,
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  Speaker 2: to open up a bookstore. That taught me a lot, too.
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  Speaker 2: I go to Chinatown. I'm like, oh, look, Chinatown, it's
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  Speaker 2: so fabulous. Chinatown is not fabulous. Chinatown was a prison.
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  Speaker 2: If you live in San Francisco, you should know that
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  Speaker 2: Chinatown was a prison. They couldn't buy property outside of Chinatown.
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  Speaker 2: Even if they wanted to, they couldn't. And they made 20,000
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  Speaker 2: Chinese live there. In that little area of Chinatown or more.
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  Speaker 2: So they were not nice to the Chinese. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: San Francisco is like, oh, yes, the Chinese, our heritage. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you enslaved them, underpaid them, forced them to live in
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  Speaker 2: an area that was too congested, didn't give them equal rights.
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  Speaker 2: exploited them, made them slaves, and when they died, shipped
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  Speaker 2: their bodies back to China because you didn't want them
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  Speaker 2: buried in the United States. What a just terrible thing. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: but Lee runs off to San Francisco and is so lonely,
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  Speaker 2: he goes back to Adam and the two kids. And
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  Speaker 2: when he gets back, Adam is like, we really missed you.
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  Speaker 2: There is no replacing you. They were married, for the
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  Speaker 2: love of God. Steinbeck was just a coward in 1952
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  Speaker 2: and decided to not write it as obvious as it was.
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  Speaker 2: To everybody. So, yeah. Yeah, Chinatown and Seattle, same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Same thing. So, anyway. Someone says they sing Stormy Weather
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  Speaker 2: every time there's a storm. Don't know why there's no
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  Speaker 2: sun up in the sky. Stormy weather. It's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: I would sing the disco remix by Viola Wills, but
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  Speaker 2: you know. So yeah, I saw the East of Eden
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, Adam and Lee are gay. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Or they're gay married. They may profess heterosexuality, but they're
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  Speaker 2: in a gay marriage. He ran the house, paid the bills,
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  Speaker 2: raised the children, was the emotional center of the house,
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  Speaker 2: grounded Adam when he needed it. Gay Adam advice about
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  Speaker 2: the kids when he needed it, helped Adam in every
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  Speaker 2: endeavor he ever had, lived with. Come on! Dear God!
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  Speaker 5: Gay!
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  Speaker 2: Hello? I know in 1952, Steinbeck probably couldn't write about it,
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  Speaker 2: but come on. Can we just acknowledge now, years later?
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  Speaker 2: Even Chad GPT agrees and says, yes, People have written
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  Speaker 2: about it for decades that it was a gay marriage
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  Speaker 2: prior to being gay marriage. So I watched that, and
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  Speaker 2: those are the issues I got from it. That and that,
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  Speaker 2: everybody was just fucked up back then. My God, he
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  Speaker 2: has a stroke, and they can't tell how bad or
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  Speaker 2: how long, and I go, because you don't have a
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  Speaker 2: CG scanner. You know, it really made me... Medicine is
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  Speaker 2: one of the marvels of technology. And if we could
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  Speaker 2: just focus on the things that help mankind instead of hurt,
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  Speaker 2: just think what a fabulous species we would be. But no,
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  Speaker 2: just watch East of Eden and you'll see what a
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  Speaker 2: horrible species we are. How terribly we treated the Chinese
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  Speaker 2: and anybody that was different. And women, oh God. And
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  Speaker 2: that brings me to this so-called comic. OK, his name
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  Speaker 2: is Shane McGillis. I think it is Shane McGillis. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know who he is. I know in 2019 he
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  Speaker 2: got kicked off of Saturday Night Live for racist and
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  Speaker 2: homophobic comments. I know that during his set, he totally
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  Speaker 2: lost me when he said, well, Joe Rogan and Theo Vaughn,
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  Speaker 2: my friends. It's like anyone that's friends with them. I
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  Speaker 2: don't you know, he's an idiot. But he apologized. Now,
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  Speaker 2: why did he apologize after the show? Because he said
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  Speaker 2: fuck in a skit. So he apologized for the fuck.
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  Speaker 2: But that wasn't his crime. During his opening monologue, which
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  Speaker 2: NBC has reposted, he calls women whores. And everyone's bleeping
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  Speaker 2: the term online. Why? It went out on Saturday Night Live.
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  Speaker 2: He said he's going to the gym. Obviously, he's not.
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  Speaker 2: Not working. If he's going to the gym, he's just
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  Speaker 2: a creeper because he's not working out. And given what
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  Speaker 2: he was wearing on Saturday Night Live, he must have
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  Speaker 2: gotten divorced and his ex-wife only given him one suitcase
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  Speaker 2: full of stuff because, please. So here he is on
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  Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live trying to tell jokes, which are not funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm funnier than he is. And he says, I've been
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  Speaker 2: going to the gym. And when did it become okay
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  Speaker 2: for women to dress like whores? Now, I've been to
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  Speaker 2: the gym. Where men wear tank tops that are little
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  Speaker 2: string things that barely cover their nipples. Where they wear
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  Speaker 2: shorts that are so short you can see everything. Where
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  Speaker 2: they wear lycra and things so tight you can read
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  Speaker 2: the date off a quarter in their pocket. Where they
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  Speaker 2: stand in front of the mirror and photograph themselves. And he,
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  Speaker 2: a man, is going to sit and call a woman
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  Speaker 2: a whore for her clothing. Didn't that stop like in
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  Speaker 2: the 70s or 80s? And NBC has no problem with it.
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  Speaker 2: They have no problem with reposting it. Other people, it's
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  Speaker 2: the number one topic people are talking about online today.
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing to women and gays and trans again?
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  Speaker 2: Every bit of all the rights that we have had
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  Speaker 2: have just gone backwards. Women now don't have control of
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  Speaker 2: their own vaginas. They don't have the right to choose
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  Speaker 2: because a group of men took that away from them.
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  Speaker 2: Now men are on television calling women whores because they
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  Speaker 2: wear Lululemon to the gym. And no one's censoring him,
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  Speaker 2: cancelling him, nothing. He's just going about his happy little life.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? What have we become? We've become the
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  Speaker 2: worst of us. We have become what we used to be. Amplified.
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  Speaker 2: You know, men used to talk about women however they want.
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  Speaker 2: I just watched East of Eden. Women were called whores
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  Speaker 2: in 1950, in 1940, if they were independent, if they
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  Speaker 2: were free thinkers, if they didn't do exactly as what
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  Speaker 2: their husband told them to do, or heaven forbid they
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  Speaker 2: should run their own business. They were harlots and charlatans
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  Speaker 2: and We've gone right back to that. I saw a
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  Speaker 2: social media influencer interviewing some guy that was standing there
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  Speaker 2: in a tank top with his arms out and shorts.
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  Speaker 2: And a woman passed him by and he told her
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  Speaker 2: to cover up. And the guy interviewing said, you didn't
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  Speaker 2: just try to shame her for what she is wearing.
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  Speaker 2: He said, yes, no virtuous woman would go out of
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  Speaker 2: the house in that. He's standing there with his arms exposed,
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  Speaker 2: with his legs exposed. And that's fine. He's a virtuous man,
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  Speaker 2: and he can tell women what to wear standing there
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  Speaker 2: looking like that. Meanwhile, this Shane guy, who has the
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  Speaker 2: biggest microphone on Saturday nights at 1130, standing in a
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  Speaker 2: Walmart top and corduroy pants that he got at a
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  Speaker 2: thrift store, is going to call women whores for the
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  Speaker 2: way they dress at the gym. This is 2026. This
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  Speaker 2: is where we are as a society. It's sad. It's
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  Speaker 2: really quite pathetic. And FYI, in any other country, that
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  Speaker 2: would have been cut. Not because of the word whore,
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  Speaker 2: because in other countries they wouldn't care, but because of
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  Speaker 2: the content. I don't care if a woman is wearing
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  Speaker 2: a thong at the gym. You don't know her. You
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  Speaker 2: don't know her life. She is there trying to improve herself,
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  Speaker 2: trying to improve her body and her mind, not to
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  Speaker 2: be judged by you, you creeper. He was creepy. He
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  Speaker 2: talked about watching women at the gym. If I were
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  Speaker 2: all the gyms in the United States, I would ban
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  Speaker 2: Shane McGillis. I wouldn't let him in because he's a creep.
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  Speaker 2: He is a low-life, miscreant, misogynistic, friend of Joe Rogan creep.
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  Speaker 2: And that's who MAGA is. And the sad part is
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  Speaker 2: that MAGA women are fine with it. MAGA women are
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  Speaker 2: fine with being subjugated again, being ruled over again by men,
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  Speaker 2: being told they shouldn't even vote, that men should do
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  Speaker 2: the voting. They're fine. They have a thing now called
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: trad wives, traditional wives. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Women have
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  Speaker 2: gone back decades. Gays have gone back decades. Trans have
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  Speaker 2: gone back to the dark ages. I hope you're proud
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  Speaker 2: of yourself, America. I mean, look in the mirror, America.
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  Speaker 2: You're a bunch of fat, murdering slobs. Ignorant, stupid, who
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  Speaker 2: have ignored science for 30 years, and now you're all
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  Speaker 2: up in arms because Long Beach had homes for... Wait,
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  Speaker 2: where is my photo? Let me see. Where did it go? Oh, here.
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  Speaker 2: Let me show you something about this area in Long
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  Speaker 2: Beach that everyone is like so boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo over. Oh, these people,
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  Speaker 2: you've got to feel sorry for them and their houses
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  Speaker 2: and their homes. And oh, it's just terrible. And oh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the ocean is reclaiming their homes. Take a
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: look at this map. This is where this happened in
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  Speaker 2: Long Beach. Look at the home prices. $ 5. 04 million, $ 2. 72 million, $ 2. 8 million, $ 3. 16 million, $ 4. 3 million. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: this one's for sale at $ 3. 5 million. I bet it's
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  Speaker 2: cheaper now. $ 4. 16 million. Then if you move inland just
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  Speaker 2: a little tiny bit, $ 1. 3 million, $ 2. 35 million, $ 2. 5 million.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to feel sorry because someone that's stupid
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  Speaker 2: enough to pay $ 3. 16 million for a house right next
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  Speaker 2: to the ocean has it wash away as we have
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  Speaker 2: been being told it was going to do for 30 years. Yeah, no. No.
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  Speaker 2: And you act like they're going to be homeless and
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  Speaker 2: destitute and on the street sleeping in their cars.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to check into the Hilton. They're going to
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  Speaker 2: go and buy a small apartment. And what about the renters, Karel?
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  Speaker 2: A lot of them are renters. Well, should I show
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  Speaker 2: you the rental prices in that area? $ 4, 500, $ 5, 200.
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  Speaker 3: $ 6, 100.
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  Speaker 2: So someone that can afford six grand a month in
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  Speaker 2: rent is not going to be homeless. These are rich
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  Speaker 2: people who got rich exploiting all of our resources and
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  Speaker 2: the environment. Now the environment wants its due and we're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to feel sorry for them. Oh, it's terrible. They've
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  Speaker 2: lost all of their priceless belongings. Yeah, it is sad.
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  Speaker 2: That's sad. I don't want anyone to lose their priceless belongings,
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  Speaker 2: their memories, their, you know, this is where my child
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  Speaker 2: grew up. This is, you know, I don't want anyone
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  Speaker 2: to have that happen to them. But you built a
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  Speaker 2: house in a minefield and you're shocked that it blew up.
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  Speaker 2: You built a $ 4 million house 50 feet from the beach.
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  Speaker 2: And sure, when these houses were built 30, 40, 50
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  Speaker 2: years ago, the ocean was a different thing. The planet
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  Speaker 2: was a different place. And then you and your rich
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  Speaker 2: fuck buddies destroyed it. And now you're sad because it
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  Speaker 2: came for you? You know what? People in the hood
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  Speaker 2: weren't affected. People over at 10th and Cherry people over
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  Speaker 2: at Alameda and 11th that used to be redlined where
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  Speaker 2: only blacks could live, only Jews could live, they're fine.
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  Speaker 2: Their houses are just fine. Their little impoverished houses are
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  Speaker 2: just great. So the people that I care about, the
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: people that don't have resources, The people that can't spend
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: $ 4 million on a house, they're fine. They're good. What
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: a country. We've got a grown man standing on the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: number one show on Saturday night calling women whores because
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: they wear clothing to the gym that he doesn't condone.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You got... Flooding going on in rich coastal areas and
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: everyone acting like the world should stop because the people
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: that own a $ 4 million house can't go back to it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Or the people that rent a $ 5, 000 a month apartment
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: can't go back to it. Oh, boo fucking hoo. You know,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: a lady where I live got flooded. She's 72 years old.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have flood insurance because she lives in a
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: freaking desert. She has over $ 100, 000 damage to her house.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Who's feeling sorry for her? This is 2026. And we
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: have a president who last night turned out to be
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: gayer than I am. He talked about the physique of
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: someone for 20 minutes, including saying he checked out his ass.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: So between Pete Hedberg and Trump, we've got two of
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: the gayest people around. What a world. And yet they're homosexual.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Of course they're homosexual. They're closeted gay. So yeah, they're
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: as cowardly as Steinbeck. Lord have mercy.
• 21:37
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• 21:48
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• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You have to be proud with hatred. Hey everyone, it's Carell.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: You know, Pride Month was rough this year. We had
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of hate heaped upon us from Trump, from MAGA,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: and from other governments around the world. And if you
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: are a trans person, you are really going through a
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: particular type of hell right now. That's why when I
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: was thinking of my next single in June, I sat
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: down and I wrote, you have to be proud. You
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: have to be proud with anger so loud. Streaming everywhere.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing. We're going to win.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: You know, in 1952, you didn't write about any kind
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: of gay relationship unless it was to tear it down.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: So maybe Steinbeck did have a little bit of courage.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, he wrote it as a gay marriage in
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: East of Eden. He really did. I mean, it's even
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: referenced in the text. Someone says to him, it sounds
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: like you're the imaginary wife. So everybody saw it. They
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: just didn't say it. See, that's the way gay was
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: up until the 70s. It was there forever. He just
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: didn't talk about it. He didn't label it gay. Pete Hagsbeth,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, is the biggest closet case on the planet.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: He likes to work out with sweaty men. He likes
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to talk about sweaty men. No women in his force.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Everybody on testosterone, pumped up and sex crazed. He's gay.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: He is a closeted, I think he is one of
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: the closeted gays that Hunter Biden was referencing on the
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Don Lemon show. I really do. And if you say, well,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: do you have any proof? Yeah, look how he talks
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: about men. He doesn't talk about women. In fact, he
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: talks about women in a negative fashion. And he's extraordinarily
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: trans and homophobic, another sign of a closeted gay conservative.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Look at Lindsey Graham. Well, Not anymore, but you know
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. At least maybe he can be out
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: in hell because we know that's where he went. So,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: you know, and now Trump talking about a man's jawline,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: his muscles, his ass. Can you imagine if Barack Obama
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: had gone off on a congressman's ass and jawline and muscles?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if William Cohen, who I've spoken to
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: many times, Bill Clinton, Secretary of Defense, had prescribed testosterone
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: for the troops and talked about sweaty, bulk, no beards either.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like beards, which means he hates J.D. Vance
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: because J.D. Vance has two of them. One that's a
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: wife and one on his face. And J.D. Vance, there's
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: someone else that I fully believe is bisexual or partially
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: gay or whatever. He himself thought he was, was. You
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: don't question your sexuality like that for years unless there's
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: a question to your sexuality. And meanwhile, they're the biggest
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: homophobes in the world. And this comic that, you know,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: went off on women, called them whores. How much must
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: he hate women? I mean, he's got to be an incel.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: No one's fucking him. Not men or women. He's got
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: to be an incel. I look at him. He dressed
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: like a slob, and he insults women for not dressing
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: the way that he thinks is appropriate. And poor women,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: sitting at home, hearing this, with no recourse but to
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: turn it off, yet again showing women that men are
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: fucking pigs. You wonder why women are afraid of men.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: You wonder why women don't like men that much, and
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: women don't like men that much. If our women... behaved
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: like elephants, they'd be happier. And that's the truth. You know,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: female elephants travel together. The men have to travel outside
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: of the herd. The men are only paid attention to
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: in elephant culture, and elephants are so smart. And the
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: men are only paid attention to in elephant culture when
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: it's mating season. Other than that, they're exiles. They don't
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: mingle with the other elephants. They're not around the kids
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: when the kids are born. It's all matriarchal. Elephants are matriarchal.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: And they have no use for the male elephant except
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: for defense and for mating. That's it. That's the only
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: purpose men serve in elephant culture. And in our culture,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: that is the only purpose men serve to women. Really,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: it is. Men and women don't like each other. I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: don't know why it's so hard to address that. Most
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: men and most women do not like each other. How
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: do I know? They don't hang out with each other.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Married couples... 10 or 20% of them are with each
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: other all the time, love each other, do all kinds
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: of stuff together. About 80% of married couples, the woman
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: does her thing, the man does his thing. They come
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: together to raise the kids or to breed. Tell me
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying. The man has his
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: friends and his hobbies and his things. And the woman
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: has her friends and her hobbies and her things. Because
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: men and women don't like each other. Because they're different.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: They're a different form of the species. They don't think alike.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Their biology is different. Their IQs are different. Their emotional
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: capacities are different. They are completely different. Many straight women,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: after they divorce their husbands, end up in lesbian relationships. Why?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: It's easier. And if men were honest, truly honest with themselves,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: many would end up in male relationships later on in life. Why?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Because it's easier. We are alike. Although I am nothing
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like a straight man. I am nothing like a straight man.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I would never call a woman a whore, ever, unless
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: she was one. And I would use it in the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: biblical term. In my view, Melania Trump is a whore. Now,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: if he can call women at the gym a whore,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I can say, in my view, Melania Trump is a whore. Now,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: why do I say that about our first lady? Because
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I believe she is married to Donald Trump for money,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: for privilege, and for power. That's why I believe she
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: doesn't love him. So she doesn't love him, but she
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: got citizenship for her and her son, and they're dual citizens,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: her and Barron. They're not complete American citizens. They're dual citizens.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: She got money. She got expensive gifts, Prada, jewels, Cartier.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: She doesn't stay with him at the White House. When
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: he's at Mar-a-Lago, he doesn't sleep in the same suite
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: as her. It is a financial arrangement. Well, that's a
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: whore by definition. Now, by the way, I don't look
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: down on whores. I do not look down on them
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: at all. A woman that wants to use her body
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: to get what she wants out of life, all the
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: more power to her. If I could do it, I would.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Right now, if I could fuck my way to fame,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I'd do it. I swear to God I would. If
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I met some man that I could mildly tolerate and
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: all he wanted to do was have sex and for
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: that I get trips around the world and everything else, oh,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I'd do it. And if you call me a whore,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: it'd be because I was one. There are man whores.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: There are lots of man whores. We have nicer words
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: for them. You know, like the daddy relationship. Those are whores.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: At 64 years old, if a 20-year-old wants to be
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: with me, we know what kind of relationship that's going.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: To be, okay?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: That's, you know, he's a man-whore. It wouldn't be for
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: my dashing good look. Well, I look kind of good today, though.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I look good today. The weather is such that's perfect.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: When we come back, the nicest talk show host in
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: the country.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yours.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: you crazy. It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yours.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: you crazy.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Stream I Dance Because on all services. The song is very,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: very personal to me. And the video now is very
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: cry all the time. But I cried the first time
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I saw it. We all have somebody, whether it's someone
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: that's passed from AIDS or some other thing. We all
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: have people that we danced with. And that's why we dance.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Stream I Dance Because on all services. Now it's true.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: All right. Kelly Clarkson is possibly one of the nicest
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: people that you'll ever meet. I know. I've met her.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: And she's possibly one of the nicest people. And her
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: talk show was very benign. She was like Ellen. She
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: was just very, very, but also sweet behind the scenes,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: according to everyone that's worked with her. Every musician that's
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: worked with her, every person at her talk show that's
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: worked with her, every interviewer, she's a nice lady. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I know homophobia when I feel it. And I know
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: condescension when I feel it. As do you. You know
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: when someone is being condescending to you. And it drives
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: you crazy. You don't like it. I call them on it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Even on the phone. You know, yesterday I was on
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the phone with Embers Insurance. Pets Best. They're not, by
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: the way. Pets Best says they're the best. They're not.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Their claims process is a joke. They take over a month.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: True Panyon did it in hours, nationwide within a day.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Pet's best, you're lucky if you get it in 30
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: to 45 days. They're not the best. They're not. But
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: she's of the age to where we can't switch because
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: everything would be a pre-existing condition. And I'm going pointing
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: because she, of course, is next to me as she
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: always is. And the woman was being condescending. She was all, sir,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I am checking that for you now, as I said.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm all, bitch, hold on. And I did. If
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: you had a tape recorder, you would have heard me.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I said, bitch, hold on. I'm sorry if you're having
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: a bad day. Maybe you should call in sick the
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: rest of the day. But I'm the customer. I'm the
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: one paying. You're the one dicking me around, saying you
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: haven't received records that you have received. I already put
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: you on the phone with the vet who told you
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: when they sent them and where they sent them. So
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: if there's a problem, it is on your fucking end,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: so you will not be condescending to me. She got
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: her act right at that moment. Trust me. So you
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: know when you're being condescending. I've been poor my whole life. Really. Really.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Even right now, I'd be considered poor because I'm in debt.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I have credit card debt, which I have not bought
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: the camera that I want for my birthday and Christmas present.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Everyone keeps saying, you know, if you really want it,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: just go in debt. Just do it. So what if
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you die in debt? Big deal. You own your condo.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Your debt would be paid off by the sale of
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: your condo. You really want that camera? What's the difference? $ 18, 000
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: debt or $ 28, 000 debt? What's the big difference? The big
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: difference is $ 10, 000. But anyway. I haven't bought it yet.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Hasselblad 907X with a 100C back. Oh, I don't even
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: know why I want it. Who am I going to
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: take portraits of? But whatever. We all know. Well, for instance,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: in my lifetime, I have gone to look at Hasselblad
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: cameras at camera stores. And they've always been five grand,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: ten grand. They've always been. That's been their price. I mean,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: back in the 70s, they were like $ 4, 000. And when
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: regular cameras were like $ 500, 000. like high-end cameras were like 500,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: and then a Hasselblad was like 4,000. I've gone and
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: looked at them and had the camera store say, maybe
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you'd like to look at this one over here. It's
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: probably more in your price range. Now, they didn't know me.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: They didn't know what my price range was. So we
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: all know when we're being condescended to. Here in Vegas,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: they don't do it that much because billionaires will walk
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: around in sweatsuits, okay? But we all know when we
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: feel it. And no one can tell us we didn't
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: feel it. So Kelly Clarkson went into this store in Brooklyn,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Art of Something, I forget the name of it, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: she saw something on the wall, affixed to the wall,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: that had a price tag hanging from it. It was
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: like $ 15, 000. It had a price tag on it. So
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: she started to ask about it. She wanted it. And
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the owner of the store, according to Kelly, was extraordinarily
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: rude and condescending and said that she would like to
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: find her something more appropriate. And Kelly was like, no,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I'd like to talk about that. Oh, well, that's not
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: for you. And so Kelly left. And she posted on Instagram, well,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: you just lost a sale. You know, and she said
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: it was a pretty woman moment. Remember when Julia Roberts
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: goes in the clothing store and they won't sell her clothing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: And then she comes back with Richard Gere and buys
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: everything from a different store. You know, you remember the moment.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: So the owner of the store clapped back on social
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: media and then Kelly clapped back. What did the owner say?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And what did Kelly say? I'm going to tell you
• 36:30
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• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
• 37:03
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• 37:06
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• 37:13
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• 37:16
  Speaker 2: you need to do to remind yourself and others, we
• 37:20
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• 37:28
  Speaker 2: You have to be strong.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear. Corral is so
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• 37:38
  Speaker 2: So on with the show.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Let's give it a go. Corral is the one that.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: You need to know. So it's called The Art of Play.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson went in, wanted this item on the wall.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: They said, oh, perhaps you'd like something a little more
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: in your prize frame. By the way, I think Kelly
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Clarkson is worth something like $ 100 million. So, yeah. So
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: she posted about it. The owner of the store says,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: that's not what happened at all. That item is affixed
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: to the wall. It's not even for sale. You know,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: we were not rude to her. We said we could
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: find her something else that she liked. And then Kelly said, oh,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: so you're not only rude, but you're a liar. Kelly
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: clapped back, you know. And now they're saying, oh, you know,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: she's misusing power. And why is she, you know, bringing
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: such heart? Because this store has been deluged with hate now.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: But by the way, they've raised the price of the
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: controversial bird that she wanted. So not only was it
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: for sale, but now that it's getting a lot of publicity,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: they've raised the price of it. You know, and I
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: got to tell you, I'm on Camp Kelly here. Because
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: you don't... How do I say this? You know when you...
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I know I have a very diverse audience. Some of
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: you are black. Some of you are gay. Some of
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you are older. Some of you are women. You know
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: when you are being looked down upon. Some of you
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: are poor. Most of you are poor. Because we're in
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Trump's America. So unless you're a millionaire, you're poor. You know...
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: When you're being looked down upon, you can feel it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It's not an imagined feeling. You can feel it. Kelly
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Clarkson felt looked down upon. She felt that this woman
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: was being condescending to her. Now, you don't make that up.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And she certainly knew what she was doing when she
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: went public with it, that it would create a stir.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: But instead of apologizing, like the store owner should have done,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: we're sorry if you feel that this happened to you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Please come back. We'd like to make it right. Because
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: that's what a good person would do. Whether or not
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: she was discriminated against, and the Kelly Clarkson feud is
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: America right now. Whether or not she was being discriminated against,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the thing for the store to do is to say,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you know what? We're so sorry you felt that way.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: We really, truly are. We did not mean to make
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: you feel that way. If we did, please come back
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: to the store and let us try to make this right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: That's what any person of my generation would do. What
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: does this store owner do? Pick a fight with a
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: huge celebrity. Dumb move. Dumb. And now what is half
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: the media doing? Saying Kelly was on a power trip
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: and she was being a diva. They weren't there. They
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: don't know. But of course, everyone in this country is
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: a fucking expert about everything, whether they witness it or not.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Everyone's an expert on climate change. Everybody's an expert on everything.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Just everything. We're all just experts. I am because I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: basically know almost everything. But, you know, what did someone
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: once say? He is a computer full of useful and
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: useless information. That's what someone once said about me when
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: describing me. He is a computer filled with useful and
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: useless information. I'll take it. I will. Like, did you
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: know that today the cornerstone for the White House was
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: laid today? It was. John Adams being the first president
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: to ever live in the White House. Did you know Mrs.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Adams did not want to live in the White House
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: because it was built by slaves? She didn't want to
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: live in it. She thought, I don't want to live
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: in a house built with slaves. So yeah, that was today, though.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: The first cornerstone of the White House was laid today
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: in Washington, D.C., and now Donald Trump is going to
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: tear all the fucking shit down. So we all know
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: when we have been condescended to. All of us. Kelly
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Clarkson felt she was. And even if she wasn't, the
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: store should have apologized, said we're sorry, didn't mean to
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: make you feel this way, please come back in. But
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: given their reaction and now that they've raised the price
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: on the bird, that solidifies for me that not only
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: were they condescending, But that they're assholes. If I were
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, I'd buy the store and fire everybody. Like
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: that great scene in Crazy Rich Asians where Michelle Yao
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: goes in with her kids, says we'd like our room.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: We called and confirmed. And they're like, oh, well, you
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: belong in Chinatown. Perhaps you could be better accommodated there.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: And then she has to use the phone to call
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: the husband and they won't let her. So she goes
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: out in the rain, calls her husband, walks back in
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: soaking wet with her kids and her house person, her
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: kid's caregiver. And they try to tell her to get
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: out again. And the owner of the hotel rushes in,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: greets her and says, oh no, I just spoke to
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: her husband. She's going to be the new owner of
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: the hotel. If I were Kelly, I'd buy the fucking block.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and I'd throw that bitch into the street only because
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: of the way she responded, not for her initial crime.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: We can all make mistakes, okay? We can. So maybe
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: the owner of the store made a mistake. Maybe she's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: used to people coming up in that store that don't
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: have 20 cents to spend and they want to look
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: at a $ 20, 000 item. Here in Vegas, they don't care.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: You can do that. You can walk in. They don't care.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: So maybe that's how that went. So maybe there was
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: a mistake there. Maybe that lady was having a bad day. Maybe,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. But it's her reaction. Clapping back and saying,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: that's not what happened at all. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: the lady don't protest too much, me thinks. And instead
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: of apologizing and saying, we are so sorry. That was
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: not my intent. I am sorry you felt that way.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: If you'd like to come back, we'd like to make
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: this right for you. everybody would have been happy. They
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: would have made a big sale. They would have gotten
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: more publicity, probably gotten more customers. No one would have
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: hated them. Now they're in a public field with a
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: pop star who is deemed very nice. That epitomizes America.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: No one can apologize. No one can say they were wrong.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Even Trump supporters, especially Trump supporters, they just can't bring
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: themselves to say they were wrong. that they supported the
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: wrong man. They can't. Gas here in Vegas right now
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: is $ 5. 50 a gallon. Diesel, $ 7. Grocery stores. The prices
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: are out of control. Just out of control. Everything is
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: so expensive because of the cost of diesel. Restaurants. I
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: was going to go to the Modern Vegan this weekend
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: and then go to Pride on Paradise. I looked at
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: her menu. A breakfast burrito, $ 23. 00. A sandwich, a burger, $ 22.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, bless her, but fuck her. I
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: can't pay that for a wrap. A spinach wrap, $ 24.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, just no. You know, so everything is
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: out of control. But Trump voters just can't bring themselves
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: to say, we're sorry, we picked the wrong guy. just
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: like this store couldn't say we're sorry. No one can anymore. It's,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: you know? Before we talk about the Ozempic, did you
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: see Kimberly Guilfoyle? She's been asked to resign. Kimberly Guilfoyle
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: and all of her bad surgery, looking like Elvira on steroids,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: has been asked to resign as ambassador to Greece because
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: of her inappropriate behavior. Now, they won't say what that
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: behavior is. I believe I would contend that almost anything
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Kimberly Guilfoyle did was inappropriate. But she has stepped down
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: as U.S. ambassador to Greece after alleged misconduct, alleged my ass.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: You know, please, she did it. She did it. Meanwhile,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: in Georgia, did you hear? So I used to go
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: to Magic Mountain all the time. In high school, our
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: marching band marched there. So I was there all the time.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And my dad loved roller coasters. It's one of the
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: things we shared. We didn't share much, but sometimes we
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: shared too much. But he loved roller coasters. He rode
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Revolution the day that it opened with me. And when
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: it stopped at the thing, he threw his false teeth
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: out onto the front of him. And the kid waiting
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: in line had a fit. And I loved my dad
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: for that. The kid, we pulled back in after going
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: on the revolution and my dad turned to look at
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: the people waiting and this kid goes, how was it?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: And my dad threw his top and bottom plate of
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: his false teeth right out into his hand. The kid screamed.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I loved it. Now you know where
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: I get my humor from my mom and my dad.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: And we rode Colossus the first day it opened and
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I have ridden their version of Goliath. I don't ride
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: them anymore with my back and my innards. When you
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: get older, your innards get too jostled. Well, in Georgia, honey,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: at Six Flags, oh, girl, everybody's horror movie nightmare. The
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: guy comes out sitting next to his child. He comes
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: out of the seat. Comes out of the seat and
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: hits people in the car repeatedly. Bounced off the people
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: in the car at least four times. They were blood-soaked.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the trauma, the therapy, and the cash payout?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: And of course, he died. Now, when I went to
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Magic Mountain, a lady died on Colossus. And they used
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: to sell buttons that said, I survived Colossus. And one summer,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I got kicked out for the day because I wrote
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: in felt tip, and she didn't. Because no one was
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: addressing the issue. Colossus was back open, and no one
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: was addressing that lady had just died on it three
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: weeks earlier. So I wrote, and she didn't. So I
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: had to stay in the back. I was marching with
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: the band. I couldn't go out in the front. Even
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: if I took off the button, though, they were so mad.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: So Six Flags has now closed coasters at nine different locations.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: nine different ones because the guy fell out the damn coaster.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Isn't that everybody's fear? I mean, that's why you're afraid
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: when you go on a roller coaster. Now, I don't
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: know if he was fat and they didn't pull the
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: bar down all the way. I don't know if his,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: because I have been on a roller coaster and had
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: the bar pop up halfway through. I have. I have
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: been on a roller coaster and the bar popped up
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: halfway through and I had to hold the bar down
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: and hold on to my harness to stay inside the... Oh, yes,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: it happened to me. It certainly did. And when I
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: got back up, he goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I go, yeah, my ass could have flown out of here.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't, but I could have. Everybody's worst nightmare. And
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: now they've closed nine roller coasters. in various locations. Six
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: flags enveloped in scrutiny after Ryder killed on Georgia roller coaster.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Witnesses describe horrifying moment when man was ejected, bounced off
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: people in the car before falling to his death. Oh,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: what a horrible way to go. I mean, he didn't
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: die instantaneously. What a horrible way to go. You know
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: you're going and you're going big. His family are set
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: for life now. They'll get millions of dollars. But, I mean,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they wish he was there instead of dead.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Four were injured, and those were the people that he hit. Oh,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: he comes out, boing, boing, boing, boing, and then falls. Oh,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: my God. Just absolutely terrible. Dan Levy has spoken out
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: against Shane McGillis on SNL, and it's a wonderful, wonderful,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: scathing bit of commentary that you should all read. What
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: else is going on? MI5 tackling more state threats. When
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: you're at war at two different fronts, what do you expect?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Government spent millions on Trump ads as federal agents raid
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Ilhan Omar's home. Yeah. Spent our tax dollars on his ads.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: A judge has stopped them tearing down trees because they
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: were just tearing them down by a golf course in D.C.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: because Trump didn't like them. I mean, isn't that his
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: attitude towards everything? He doesn't like it? Tear it down.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like America. He's tearing it down. Anything he
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: doesn't like, tear it down. Just get rid of it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Demolish it. Here in Las Vegas, homeless advocates say many
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: are missing after rainfall and flooding in the tunnels. Yeah,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: they live in flood control tunnels and there was a flood.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, they're probably dead. And that's sad. That's very sad.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: What else? Matt Flanagan settles a major debate about Carrie's
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: season one finale. No, they set it up for another season.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: So yeah, she didn't die like in the movie. What else?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Iran fortifies nuclear sites. Oh, so we didn't stop them
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: from having a nuke. I thought we did. And y'all
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: heard about the crash out of the plane, right? What
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: was her name? Selma Blair. Her and her service dog
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: on a plane and she went cray-cray. She has multiple sclerosis.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know if the medication she was taking for
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: it caused her to crash out on the plane, but
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: she crashed out on the plane, honey. It was not good.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: She bit the flight attendant. She did all kinds of things. Now,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I also see here that it says, could GLP-1 be
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: anti-aging medication? You know? But there's another story about GLP-1,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: about people who want to sue. And I'm going to
• 52:28
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• 53:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: We are back for our final segment on today's Carell show,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: which has flown by. Now that I'm not all angry
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: all the time and screaming about Donald Trump, because I
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: meant what I said yesterday. I no longer fucking care
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: about Donald Trump. I hope he drops dead. Just like
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: I said about Joe the plumber. I hope fucking fuck.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Just replace Joe the plumber. Fuck Donald Trump. I hope
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: fucking Donald Trump drops fucking dead. I said that about
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Joe the plumber. Yeah, and I do. I don't call
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: for violence against him. I don't call for anybody to
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: assassinate him. I don't call for any human to do
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: bodily harm to him because that is not how we
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: deal with presidents, okay? Or with anybody, really. I want
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: no person or persons to take action against him. I
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: do not. Not violent action. I'd love to have him impeached,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: tried at the Hague, and then hung since he's into
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: public executions. And from the way he talks about men,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: he's into things that hang. But, you know, I don't
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: want anyone to harm him. I want nature to do
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: it for us. He is 80 years old, pooping his pants,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: falling asleep, eats poorly, doesn't exercise, obviously has dementia and
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: congestive heart failure. Come on, nature, come on. Do your thing.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I'll probably die before he does. It's just sad. The
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: evil people seem to live forever. It's just sad. And
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: it's true. Only the good seem to die young. Dolly
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Parton died. Donald Trump didn't. So I wish he would
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: just keel over in the middle of one of his speeches,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: grab his chest and fall to the ground. Would not
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: feel bad at all. But again, I want no one
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: to harm him. And I've said that about every president.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I hated Ronald Reagan. Hated him. I would have taken
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: a bullet for him. You guys are like, what? You
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: don't shoot an American president. I don't care who you are,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: and I don't care who the president is. You don't
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: shoot them. You don't poison them. You don't stab them.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: You don't drop a house on them. You don't kill them.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: You impeach them, or you hope that nature takes them out.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: That's what you do. You don't harm them. You know? Now,
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: if he were putting people in camps like Hitler, well,
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: he kind of is. He's not as bad as Hitler.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: He gets compared to Hitler a lot, but he's not
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: doing what Hitler did yet. He's not burning people in ovens.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: If he were burning people in ovens, I'd say, yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: do him in. He's not. I like to compare him
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: to that, but that gives him too much credit. He's
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: a sick, frail, old despot. That's what he is. He's
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: a sick, frail, old oligarch. But that's what he is.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: He's sad and he's pathetic. And nature should just do
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: us all a favor and let him go to bed
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: and not wake up. But short of that, we're going
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: to have to impeach and remove him. And if they won't,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: then we're going to have to put up with him
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: for two more years, unless nature drops him. But I'm
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: not alone. So many people wish him that he would
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: drop dead. You know, and that's sad when there are
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: so many people who would wake up every morning looking
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: for your obituary. That's just sad. You know? I didn't
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: want him shot. I do not believe those attempts on
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: his life were real, by the way. Ears do not heal. Okay?
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: They don't heal. So he has no damage to his ear.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: He was not shot at. I think that was staged
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: and they killed that guy in the audience as a
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: sacrifice for the cause. I do not think he was
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: shot at. If he was really shot at, if it
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: was like Charlie Kirk shot at, I'd be upset. I
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: would be. Because you don't do that to a president.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: You know? Even a bad one. You don't. You impeach them.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: You remove them. You do your job, Congress. You know,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: just because Congress won't do their job doesn't mean I
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: think people should take matters into their own hands. They
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: should not. But God, nature, come on. He eats Big
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Macs nonstop and McNuggets and fries. He doesn't exercise. He
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: wears a diaper already. He obviously has congestive heart failure.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Look at his cankles. Look at his hands. You know,
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: just a little more, nature. Come on. Please. We're counting
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: on you. But I don't want anyone to hurt him.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: I know you all might find that odd. But he's
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: the president. And he was elected. I think he stole it.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I think it was cheating. But he's there and no
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: one contested it. No one said he cheated. No one
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: proved it. So he's the president. And as long as
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I'm an American citizen, I will say no matter how
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: horrible the American president, you don't harm them. It's that simple.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: No matter how much you hate them, you don't harm them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: You impeach them, remove them, have them tried at the
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Hague as war criminals. Or hope that nature will do
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: the job for you, but you don't harm them. So,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I know that's a shocking thing to come from me,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: isn't it? You would think I'd be all for it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not. I don't hate him that much
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: to want him to suffer like that, to have someone
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: try to do him in. And that would make him
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: a martyr anyway. I don't know. I don't feel anything
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: towards him. I'm ambivalent. I have moved beyond my hatred
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: of Donald Trump. I don't hate him. I don't like him.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I don't hate him. I don't care. I don't care
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: if he lives to be 90. I don't care if
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: he dies today. I don't care. I just don't care.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: He can exist as much as he wants. If I
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: can no longer function under him, it's on me to
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: get out of this country. It's not on him to change.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: He was elected being exactly who he is If I
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: don't like it, there's the door. I wish more people
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: just had that attitude. They think they have to hurt
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: someone to get what they want. They don't. They think
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  Speaker 2: they have to harm someone. These people that pick up
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  Speaker 2: guns and go on mass shooting sprees, they think they
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  Speaker 2: have to harm someone to get what they want. They don't.
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  Speaker 2: Start with yourself. You want to go on a mass
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  Speaker 2: shooting spree? Shoot yourself first. If you live through it,
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  Speaker 2: then you can try to shoot other people. But You know,
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  Speaker 2: start with you. It's like the Ozempic. I'm ambivalent at
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  Speaker 2: the moment about it. I don't want to take it,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think other people shouldn't take it. I
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  Speaker 2: just think that now that this lawsuit's happening and they're
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  Speaker 2: trying to figure out how many people have been harmed
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  Speaker 2: by it and they can't because there's not adequate reporting
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  Speaker 2: of that, I think that's a problem. I think that
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  Speaker 2: means that more people are being harmed by it than
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  Speaker 2: we'd like to believe. And everyone acts like, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: it's such a small amount, Carell. Millions are taking it,
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  Speaker 2: but only thousands are having it. I've been the one
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  Speaker 2: in 10 million side effect, okay? I'm the person who
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  Speaker 2: took the shingles vaccine, got shingles meningitis, and got put
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  Speaker 2: in the hospital, and my left calf muscle is moving
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  Speaker 2: this moment, okay? So you read about people that go
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  Speaker 2: blind from Mozempic, people that lose their gallbladder, have chronic pancreatitis,
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  Speaker 2: you know, get put in the hospital, all this other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them die. You don't care until it's you, right?
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  Speaker 2: I am Carell. You be who you want to be.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt anybody. Anybody. Even the people you hate.
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  Speaker 2: No hurting.
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  Speaker 3: Them.
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