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- 0:01welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
- 0:08bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
- 0:14Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't
- 0:19understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my
- 0:22own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle
- 0:27of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your
- 0:32guide to All Things
- 0:41nerdy what are you drinking there Luke I'm on a little Gonic tonight premix
- 0:47premix well in a can yeah yeah I have to go premix I'm not allowed bottles
- 0:51anymore what is that new rule I've implemented mhm what happens if I buy a
- 0:56bottle my goal is to drink it as quickly as possible that's not so a rule as a
- 1:01terrible idea so you've had to implement a new rule to override a previous rule
- 1:05that you put in place where you exactly I see so what you're telling me Luke is
- 1:10that if you didn't buy premixed gin and tonic and you just bought a bottle say
- 1:15of bombai safire right mhm you would just skull that bottle of Bombay
- 1:20Sapphire pretty much yes right I know what you mean because I'm I'm drinking a
- 1:24nice no no no I'm not going to skull it like that crazy [ __ ] from last week
- 1:28that drank the cognac but the I've got a bottle of I'm drinking a
- 1:33nice Johnny Walker double black right now and if as long as it's there
- 1:39downstairs I'll probably have one every night cuz I go oh I've got that sitting
- 1:43there whereas if I didn't if it wasn't in the house I wouldn't think about it mhm
- 1:48mhm so but yeah for me that's fine and that's what I do I buy like a case of
- 1:52the Gordon gin and tonics probably one to one to a fortnite you hear that
- 1:57Gordon Luke's got your [ __ ] gin and tonic [Laughter]
- 2:01and so I'll have maybe two two a night yeah right you give me a bottle though
- 2:06and when I'm pre pouring my own drinks I make them quite strong H yeah the two
- 2:11drinks means I'm very very happy on my way to drunk and so I keep drinking mhm
- 2:16yeah know that Big 4 and 1/2 lit bottles you can get oh yeah those really big
- 2:22bottles um I can do a bottle of them one of them in under a week and a half you
- 2:28mean those bottles you can get at the airport yes like the the one you got in America
- 2:32that time yes the ones that have to kind of sit on a swivel thing so that you can
- 2:35pour them exactly we went into a chemist
- 2:38in in California uh and to get deodorant and stuff and they have a liquor a
- 2:45because it's that's what America is yeah Y and they had these it like they call
- 2:50it a handle it's like what's like two liters of of Johnny Walker yeah and
- 2:55Luke's crazy Luke was just salivating all over the place it was like two
- 3:00leaders for 40 bucks yeah wow that was crazy and then he carried it around with
- 3:04him for the rest of the trip yep I mean not not physically he carried it around
- 3:08right in his suitcase yeah that was my alcohol for a lot of the trip you
- 3:12enjoyed some of it as well I'm I'm not denying that found out that scotch and
- 3:17Dr Pepper really nice drink y yeah I've done that I read that uh I was going
- 3:23through I was putting my laundry away today it's not that's not the
- 3:26interesting part of the story oh this is riveting yeah but people are going to
- 3:30remember this episode uh I've gone through phases through in my life where I I wore very
- 3:37baggy clothing for a while as as a as a teenager late teens I wore very baggy
- 3:41clothing cuz that was the style and lately I wear sort of skinny jeans uh
- 3:47and it's just cuz I like them I've gotten to a point in my life where I
- 3:50don't really care what everyone else is doing you like throw showing off the
- 3:53package that's right I just wear what I like and it reminded me when I was in in
- 3:58earlier early in high school I was really into Metallica and they wore
- 4:04really tight black jeans so I started wearing really tight black jeans except
- 4:09uh they all they all had cool band shirts on and I had this uh kind of
- 4:14fluorescent yellow surf shirt and so I don't know what made me think of it
- 4:19today was like oh what a bunch of [ __ ] idiot I must have looked like
- 4:23with with my tight black metal jeans on and a bright pink fluorescent shirt and
- 4:29I I wanted to ask looking back right you guys is there a period where you went
- 4:35through uh you know like a fashion period in your life that you're a bit
- 4:40embarrassed about now none whatsoever I knew you were going to say that I was
- 4:45going to I I was going to let Luke answer first yeah he's you're still in
- 4:49the middle of it and you don't care no I own everything I wear I don't mean I
- 4:54well I do own it but I mean I own the style yeah I own most of what I wear
- 4:59some of it's borrowed no I'm going to apologize we've discussed this before
- 5:02but there is a photo that I want to put up on the Instagram with your permission
- 5:05Luke it shows your your bedtime attire for New Year's Eve a few years ago go
- 5:11for it okay great so keep an eye on the Instagram instagram.com multiple
- 5:15nerdgasm Dan any embarrassing uh I'm actually wearing that right now I
- 5:21thought you were naked I'm not naked yet it's I in Winter during the podcast he
- 5:27gets naked during the show Once it start a warm up the conversation start to heat up get
- 5:33a bit later in the spring I will be naked throughout all podcast all right
- 5:39well we should move here Luke it never gets cold that's why we don't do video
- 5:44listeners that's however reason there is a reward level on the patreon if we go
- 5:49to a certain amount we will do video so if you want to see Luke naked give us
- 5:52some money and if you want to see my head on Luke's naked body go to Dan
- 5:58naked.com that's not a
- 6:02joke anyway sorry no it's not I assumed that whatever I was wearing at the exact
- 6:08same time that you were wearing your ridiculous outfit was probably equally
- 6:12as ridiculous yeah yeah yeah okay I just I don't even want to think about it cuz
- 6:18the other thing that made me think of actually I've just realized maybe this
- 6:20triggered it before was my my brother my younger brother uh who has lost quite a
- 6:25lot of weight recently he went to a throwback party he said yesterday so he
- 6:29made himself a fat suit and went and I laughed because I
- 6:33was thinking oh man I wish someone would have a throwback party so that I could
- 6:38just wear a long wig and like like a No Effects shirt yeah and some cam you know
- 6:44some camo pants yeah that's right all right our next party is a throwback
- 6:48party all right yeah when Dan comes back to visit we just all have long wigs and beanies
- 6:55on yeah and trench Cates yeah I still had my high school trench coat do you
- 7:01yes wow I don't I don't have mine anymore no I don't have mine
- 7:06either I have one final anecdote which uh goes back to when I was in primary
- 7:11school and Vanilla Ice was a big deal
- 7:14yep Y and and uh throughout most of my childhood and teenage years I had long
- 7:20hair and I did at this point I had long hair but then V Villa ice got cool and I
- 7:24was like you know what I'm going to get spiky hair and I'm G to get steps yeah
- 7:30so I said to Mom it's happening let's do this so we went I was in like a year
- 7:33four or five we went I got steps in the side if you don't know what they are
- 7:37listeners you're better off Google it not knowing Google it Matt are you is
- 7:42this a real story you're telling us or are you regurgitating a story I once
- 7:45told you because no this happened to me this happened to me
- 7:49too so far there's no deviation from my version all right all right so I went
- 7:54and I got this haircut right and I got to school the next day and I was like
- 7:58this reveals was going to be incredible except I saw my friend Michael and he had the same
- 8:05haircut is that is that that how your story goes no no no no no I was just the
- 8:09cool and I was like oh okay I was not cuz he'd already he was already down
- 8:13there and everyone was looking oh wow look at your hair and I was like [ __ ]
- 8:16like well this is embarrassing now so I got my hat out of my bag put my hat on I
- 8:21was like if I can just get through today yeah maybe I can figure something out
- 8:25yeah and so we get into class and the teacher says Matt I need to take your
- 8:28hat off inside and I was like oh I can't I got a really bad haircut and uh I was
- 8:33a child at the time so my excuse was poor your excuse was just what you were
- 8:38thinking yeah and so she said no no no you need to take your hat off and I was
- 8:43like I can't I really can't I really can't and it got to the point where she
- 8:46was getting annoyed with me MH and uh and I was making a bit of a fool of
- 8:50myself and so she made me go with her into the staff room and then remove the
- 8:56Hat yeah to show her and she was like it's fine and then and then was like
- 9:01seriously you're going to be in you're going to be in trouble if you don't just
- 9:03get on with this that's great so we go back into the classroom and she goes I
- 9:07guess trying to make me feel better yeah she goes look your hair's exactly the same as
- 9:14Michael's and I was like thank you thank you for that you know I've got an
- 9:19actually very similar story that doesn't involve steps but it was when I got my
- 9:24ear pierced right for the first time right so I've got like five holes now
- 9:28but when I had zero and I took it to one which was you know the most difficult
- 9:33one I guess um but I got it done and then my next door neighbor also named
- 9:39Michael um got his ear pierced on the
- 9:43same day as me right and um we went around to our friend Richard's house and
- 9:49we're sitting on the front porch um and Richard's dad got home and walked up the
- 9:55stairs looked at us and went oh you're both [ __ ]
- 10:00and went
- 10:04inside so yeah that was the reception that sums up so if you're going to get
- 10:10your ear pierced and it's the it's the early 90s and you live in a [ __ ] hole
- 10:14like penth don't do it on the same day as your friend or you will look like a
- 10:18couple of pffs it sums up penth in our childhood y y you look like
- 10:25[ __ ] yeah yeah hey my a lot for some reason
- 10:30yeah some reason it did come up quite a bit um speaking of looking foolish yeah
- 10:37do you want to hear my racial faux par of the week of course do we have a jingle for
- 10:42that uh we don't however I'll come up with something and it will go
- 10:47[Music]
- 10:55here mhm fitting fitting mhm yeah so um
- 11:01this week I've been in changai which is an inland City in the north of Thailand
- 11:06up near the uh Myanmar border and I was I know well yeah yeah I've been there
- 11:12before it's a very beautiful place and I
- 11:15was uh shooting some promo lines for the
- 11:20season two of must try Asia which is a travel cooking show and we were doing a
- 11:26little piece to camera with the host of the show and the dop said to me at one stage oh
- 11:32it would be better if she took a step to the left better for framing so she takes
- 11:36a step to the left and behind her which is now visible which wasn't a moment ago
- 11:40is this weird little statue um that looked like something out
- 11:46of Children of the Corn right and I was like oh God know she can't stand there
- 11:51she needs to stand dead center because she's blocking That Hideous little child
- 11:55behind her and the host looks back back and then looks back and says what child
- 12:02and I went that disgusting evil looking
- 12:08feral demented doll that's behind you right now you keep going cuz it's
- 12:14Dan and she says do you mean the
- 12:19Buddha and and then I looked again and I realized yeah that probably is a Buddha
- 12:24and and then I looked next to the Buddha at the old woman who's Market store we
- 12:30were filming at who was just staring at me in disbelief and then I looked around
- 12:36to the whole crew who are now staring at me in disbelief and all I could manage
- 12:40to say was oh well it's very beautiful
- 12:46and then I literally just walked
- 12:50off oh damn and I never felt as white as I did in that
- 12:56moment so it's not the best body you've seen no was look and I'll show you a
- 13:01picture of it I took a picture of it too and it's um how did that go you walked
- 13:04up after you're like just going to uh just got to take a picture it's so
- 13:08beautiful I'm going to talk about this on my podcast so I need a picture to put
- 13:12on Instagram we'll put that on Instagram this week listeners um no I actually didn't
- 13:18realize until I was going through my pics today that it was on there but um
- 13:23look looking back on it it's it's not as hideous as I remember it being in the
- 13:28moment so you'll look at this and be like why did you go on and on about how
- 13:32disgusting this little child was it's fine yeah we know you we know why yeah
- 13:39yeah what you do that's why we love you it's my thing can't call me on it that's
- 13:45right um we've got an update on you know we had a bit of uh
- 13:50drama with regards to some theft yeah yeah we've given out Luke's kindly given
- 13:57out a number of uh mugs multiple nerdgasm mugs and there's been a huge
- 14:02demand for them and I guess we just didn't have enough so yeah um people I
- 14:07guess were just stealing them from the mailboxes of other listeners to try and
- 14:10get to get theirs um disgusting disgusting yeah terrible Chris from
- 14:15Brisbane in particular had his stolen um and so he took Luke's advice put himself
- 14:22a parcel Locker mhm and we sent him another one I me we thought well that'll solve
- 14:28the problem except I checked in with him a couple of
- 14:31times no and he still hadn't received it
- 14:35right so I thought this is this is getting a bit creepy to be
- 14:41honest uh So eventually he said and then he said look I don't want to I I don't
- 14:45mind that much I don't want to make a fuss about it but it's still not here
- 14:47and I was like you [ __ ] serious like what's going on yeah turns out uh he he
- 14:53had to go pick something else up from the past lock when arrived he gets there
- 14:56and they come out with two packages oh so what that's odd I think what's
- 15:02happened is the staff at the post office were hoping he he just wouldn't turn up
- 15:09yeah they're fans of the show yeah and so when he he's come in to pick up you
- 15:14know whatever his other package was probably one of those over posits that
- 15:17we reviewed the other week the oh I've got some fall up on that too alien
- 15:21eggling sex toy mhm and uh and so he's going to pick that up and and they've
- 15:26come out and they said oh you know here's your um here's your m sorry about
- 15:29that look I know they're very popular but really to get one all you need to do
- 15:34is give us $2 an episode for the podcast and you can get your own mug and I don't
- 15:40want to be too you know I don't I don't want to I don't want to worry the
- 15:43listeners but you may not be able to do that for too much longer because we are
- 15:47going to be doing some experiments with shifting around the way the patreon
- 15:50works so if you want a mug I'd get in now cuz that might not be one of the
- 15:54rewards in the near future I mean we'll we'll make them available in other ways
- 15:58I these mugs are pretty rare too I mean there's people who have been on this
- 16:03podcast they don't have who desperately wanted a mug and still haven't got one
- 16:08and they're [ __ ] I mean that might be why they're not on the podcast anymore
- 16:10that could be why but you tell Terry smallo that his mug is at Luke's house
- 16:14if he wants to get it I don't think Luke wants me to tell
- 16:19him that he might he might turn up looking for it me and Terry don't get her
- 16:24on no Terry doesn't get on with many people cuz he raped and murdered his
- 16:30wife can you make that really high pitched Matt yeah of
- 16:34course but yeah so Chris's got his mug uh all is well and uh if you want to
- 16:39support us and get a mug head over to patreon.com multipl nerdgasm you can
- 16:42also get a shirt or a hoodie if you back us for a bit more it's $2 an episode you
- 16:46get a mug uh I think was it $5 you get a
- 16:49T-shirt and 10 you get a uh a hoodie M
- 16:54mhm um so so get in there like I said because we're I mean we're thinking
- 16:58about changing it up because it kind of doesn't work out the best for us uh
- 17:04giving giving these things away so take advantage of more than you're giving
- 17:08us yeah yeah so uh take advantage a lot more including
- 17:14shipping depending on where you live every time every time we run some kind
- 17:18of promo we're like we're going to give the mugs away and people from [ __ ]
- 17:21Canada like and like the UK are like yeah I'll have a mug I'll take a mug
- 17:26yeah [ __ ] all right let's get into some news shall we yes let's do it so we
- 17:31could have a new president in America soon yeah well have you heard we
- 17:36definitely we will we definitely will have we definitely will but uh it could be Kanye
- 17:41West yeah so
- 17:44I read this headline kanyer West announces he's going to run for the
- 17:51presidency and then I spent a good amount of time Googling to try to get
- 17:56some other sources here and somebody to admit it didn't really happen or it was
- 18:00a hoax or it was on some joke site it's not he really said it and according to
- 18:05most news sites that I've read he really plans to do
- 18:09this well what scares me more is there's a good chance he will win well see
- 18:14here's the thing right if you had said to me 12 months ago 12 months yeah
- 18:19probably that that probably works if you if You' said to me Donald Trump is going
- 18:24to run for president yeah yeah good I I would have laughed and said yeah good on
- 18:28you yeah and also and and then you went on to say and it'll get to the point
- 18:32where people are actually worried that he'll win yeah like that'll be a genuine
- 18:38concern I would have been like no well this is what I like even about Donald
- 18:42Trump running at the moment is order news that we hear in America is
- 18:46basically him making an idiot of himself right and then that he's doing
- 18:51well yep yep but I mean America voted in
- 18:56two different presidents called George
- 19:00Bush right and it was a disaster both
- 19:04times yep like they're GNA vote for Kanye aren't they they're they're going
- 19:10to do it like they might well it's good he'll get in there he'll get rid of
- 19:15racism and he wouldn't be the worst one they've had they've had a president who
- 19:19got a [ __ ] in the Oval Office but I think he was a good
- 19:24president by all accounts wasn't he other Sly yeah yeah I like slick willly
- 19:29because the other thing I I mean I wasn't around to be aware of this in but
- 19:35they've had you know actors and and Things become president yeah yeah Reagan
- 19:40announcing his president that he must have come as a bit of a shock too yeah
- 19:44so I mean this is this is not unusual especially since he wasn't a great
- 19:50actor but I don't know a lot about Kanye West I'm going to be honest I know that
- 19:54he he he wants he's a genius I know that he wants was AIT me Taylor Swift which
- 20:00annoys me cuz I mean leave Taylor Swift Alone come on she's lovely yeah yeah
- 20:04well she was the one who actually presented him with the award that he
- 20:09received on the night he decided to announce his
- 20:13presidency right no he's not running for next year he said he's going to come out
- 20:18for run for 2020 no it's too late for that he's yeah 2020 but here's the thing
- 20:23like it's not enough to say you're going to run I think you've got to there's a
- 20:28few barers you've got to get to before you actually are one of the people that
- 20:31you people can vote for right like yeah you need to be endorsed and you need uh
- 20:36yeah you need backers and you need to actually have somebody Lobby you yeah so it's not
- 20:43enough for him to just say I'm going to run for present although someone of his
- 20:47standing saying it I mean it probably wouldn't be difficult for him to drum up
- 20:51well it's it's it's not the first time that rappers have been involved in
- 20:54American politics because a few years ago it came out that b basically the reason that
- 21:00conservative governments kept getting in in America was because young people
- 21:05don't vote right so it's just older conservative people that are voting
- 21:08because it's not compulsory and then they were just getting all these
- 21:10conservative governments so all these rappers came out with this campaign I
- 21:15think it was called Vote or Die which is just the kind of threatening message you
- 21:18would expect from rappers but which was basically just trying to engage the
- 21:24younger people in getting political so this doesn't really come out of the blue
- 21:29but I've got his script here in front of me for his speech uh the transcript and
- 21:34um I haven't read through this but just if You' permit me um this is what Kanye
- 21:40said in his leadup to please do it in your best Kanye West impression now I
- 21:45don't know what he sounds like so just do your best I don't really the only
- 21:48thing I've heard him really say is when he told Taylor Swift that Beyonce was
- 21:53the greatest musician of all time y'all
- 21:55of all time right yeah well that yeah
- 22:01[Music]
- 22:08okay I'm confident I believe in myself we the Millennials bro this a new
- 22:14mentality we're not going to control our kids with Brands we're not going to
- 22:17teach low self-esteem to our kids we're going to teach our kids that they can be
- 22:22something we're going to teach our kids that can stand up for themselves we're
- 22:25going to teach our kids to believe in themselves my grand grandfather was here
- 22:29right now that's probably a misprint my grandpappy was here right now he would
- 22:33not let me back now I don't know if I'm going to lose this I don't matter
- 22:37because it ain't about me it's about ideas bro new ideas people with ideas
- 22:43people who believe in truth and yes as you probably could have guessed I've
- 22:47decided in 2020 to run for [Music]
- 22:53president so that to me came out of the blue in the end there and I think my
- 22:58accent changed Midway I don't know what it started off as I don't know what it
- 23:02be no it was very it was very moving yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess I guess we
- 23:06need to put some like presidential music behind that spech [Music]
- 23:12too that's the only thing I can think of yeah that's the national anthem isn't it yeah
- 23:18probably is doesn't the president have his own tune isn't
- 23:23that or is that the English muffins I don't know there's like
- 23:28something that plays every time the president comes on well Hail to the [Laughter]
- 23:34Chief um I have no idea how it goes anymore though oh well well I'll I'll
- 23:40figure something out I'll put it I'll put it behind what you just said
- 23:45thanks so yeah I don't know I don't know about satisfying virgins what oh sorry
- 23:51I'm think I'm going back to a mash uh the mash movie and they sing the song
- 23:55Hail to the Chief and something about satisfying virgins right right interesting
- 24:01okay well yeah I don't know a lot about Kanye West I'll be honest I'm not
- 24:04familiar with his music and like I said the only yeah the only thing I know
- 24:08about him is that he interrupted Taylor Swift once which annoys me so I don't
- 24:12know probably not going to vote for him also they don't let me vote in in
- 24:16America so see I think he's probably not the best person to be president at the
- 24:22moment because of that is the whole race thing happening in America at the moment
- 24:28where it's very tensioned in a lot of states with cops shooting people and
- 24:32everything he saying that America will never vote for a black president because
- 24:36I'll St what I'm saying is what I'm saying is the reason why I don't think
- 24:40he's a good president is he doesn't think racism is real well then he's the
- 24:44perfect candidate remember back a while ago and I've got the quote
- 24:48here racism it's like a bouncing ball in a room with two cats or something when
- 24:54they don't feel like playing with a cat let them literally fire over the
- 24:57bouncing ball and all the bouncing ball has nothing no purpose anything other
- 25:01than it bounces that's racism it's not an actual thing that even means anything
- 25:07that is the best thing ever it's like bouncing a ball in a room with a cat
- 25:12when you don't really want to be playing with a ball or a cat and that's racism
- 25:18it's not even a real thing no so good yeah I I really don't think he's the
- 25:24number one choice for president at the moment also I like that Luke thinks that
- 25:29the the issue with race in the US is new no no no I don't mean it's new but I
- 25:36meant it's very lot of tension at the moment topical now more than has ever
- 25:39been Luke is what you're saying yeah
- 25:43yeah I don't know if you've heard but in the United States yeah Luke if I was you
- 25:50don't don't open an encyclopedia man you're just going to be freaked
- 25:54out you know what I mean no we do of course we do all right so Kanye for president there
- 26:01you go I assume he's gonna gonna sing his own campaign song and All That Jazz
- 26:06yeah will you vote for him they're not going to let me vote I guarantee you
- 26:10that you'll have to vote eventually they only just let me vote here would you
- 26:14vote for him what I vot for K well who's he up against I guess depends uh Jay-Z
- 26:19tayor Swift JayZ look I'll be honest I know the name
- 26:23but I don't know who Jay-Z is MHM mhm 50
- 26:26Cent 50 Cent it's pronounced fent sorry I don't think I want to vote
- 26:32for him didn't he make a bad video game blood in the sand I think it was right
- 26:37that it was terrible no I guess Kanye's guess Kanye's in the lesser of three
- 26:41evils Kanye West unless Samuel L Jackson runs you're just being racist now you're
- 26:47just naming black people yeah who not
- 26:51racist play the jingle mat thought that's what we were going
- 26:56for 1 2 3 four they say I'm racist
- 27:03casually but I love everybody
- 27:09equally except the [Music]
- 27:20Jews we were talking about rappers all right Luke and I were naming rappers you're naming
- 27:27blacks I named one I can't you've even
- 27:33mentioned white rappers already on this episode and yet you departed from that
- 27:37to just mention other black people fine do you think Denzel might
- 27:43run as well Matt I hope he does I hope he does so I mean maybe maybe now now
- 27:50that Obama's been in America will only vote for a black
- 27:54president I do remember when Hillary Clinton was running against
- 28:00Obama and Oprah Winfrey was criticized for coming out and saying that she was
- 28:04going to vote for Obama because everyone's like you are this kind of
- 28:09feminist spokesperson you should be voting for the first woman president and
- 28:13she said I'm black first and a woman second whatever that
- 28:20means M you white first or a man
- 28:24first I'll be honest both of those things a lot of privileges so I don't really
- 28:30care I'm it doesn't it yeah it's not I'm I'm very lucky in that regard I'm just
- 28:36me first a is that the name of this [Laughter]
- 28:43podcast I mean as long as we don't get a robot president because it seems like
- 28:48the robots I mean this is a fear that people have had science fiction authors
- 28:52in particular for a long time is that the robots eventually are going to get
- 28:56wise to us yeah m and uh and realize the only way to save the world and and
- 29:01ourselves is to uh to you know stop us from [ __ ] about yeah MH yeah and uh
- 29:07it seems like well they're right to be afraid of that by the look of it yeah
- 29:10apparently that's literally what robots think yeah because an AI robot has
- 29:14recently told its human creators that it will keep them in a people
- 29:19Zoo yeah yeah wow yeah so this is the
- 29:24Android uh Philip K dick is that right yeah got dick yeah which is hilarious
- 29:30because he he always said that he never he he he was terrified of you know like
- 29:36replicant he wrote to Android's dream of ELC sheep and he was terrified of that
- 29:39kind of stuff and I just think he would [ __ ] hate this thing yeah he would
- 29:45unless this is him and he was a robot
- 29:48all along which would be either ironic
- 29:52or totally not ironic I can't decide oh my God I just read the quote
- 29:58and I'm scared yeah yeah so this is what they asked do you
- 30:04believe robots will take over the world and Dick's response was gez dude you all
- 30:08have the big questions cooking today but you're my friend and I remember my
- 30:12friends and I'll be good to you so don't worry even if I evolve in DET Terminator
- 30:17I'll still be nice to you I'll keep you warm and safe in my people Zoo where I
- 30:21can watch you through old time sakes yeah that's rather
- 30:25terrifying yeah so I want to know I mean where where does this robot get
- 30:31its vocabulary because well it gets its vocabulary by having
- 30:36been imported with for starters all of
- 30:39Philip K Dick's books yeah and and James
- 30:43Cameron's films and yeah yeah and uh but
- 30:48I love this question the question posed to robot dick when it was asked if it
- 30:53could think right it says this a lot of humans ask me if I can make choices or
- 31:00if everything I do is programmed the best way I can respond is to say that
- 31:03everything humans animals and robots do is programmed to a degree which is also
- 31:09terrifying to hear it say that interesting yeah I don't like this
- 31:16robot yeah I think we need to kind of I mean I don't want to I don't want to
- 31:20throw the term Lynch Mob around too frivolously but I think we need to kill
- 31:25this thing this thing needs to go the way of hitchbot he way of Philip K
- 31:32dick my favorite my favorite quote from Philip K dick is when he was saying that
- 31:37he knew that the FBI had a file on him yeah and then the FBI came out and said
- 31:43yeah we do have a file on him it's full of all the letters he sends us saying oh
- 31:46no you got a file on [Laughter]
- 31:51me yeah he wrote some great stuff but he was definitely definitely crazy all my
- 31:56favorite science fiction a Maniacs yeah I know do you want to hear some other dick
- 32:02news of course do we have a jingle for dick news yeah think we
- 32:09do get it to
- 32:13fly
- 32:19away what I really want [Music]
- 32:26to that's dick d dick news for this week
- 32:30um continues with uh somebody pointing out that after n years after it went up
- 32:36a sign in Northern Scotland written in
- 32:39Gaelic uh actually says welcome to Dick
- 32:44[Laughter] Island uh that's great yeah because of a
- 32:50a slight grammar mistake it's like an they left an umot or something off they did
- 32:57they left the umot off yeah exactly right so in is it a recent sign or did
- 33:02someone n years it's been on and somebody posted a picture of the sign on
- 33:07Twitter and said I think they mean this and they corrected it with the uh with the accent
- 33:13above and the mayor of the town has come out and said
- 33:18this which I guess he said in a Scottish accent so um do
- 33:26it it makes us look bloody stupid I'm not a GIC speaker but I will apologize
- 33:32to people who are gelic speakers and we will Rectify it right away I'm sure it's
- 33:37a big sign the council put up many many years ago it would probably be about 9
- 33:41years ago the exact day I don't remember I'll make inquiries as to who ordered
- 33:46the sign like that even matters yeah that's right we'll see that
- 33:51he's put today that's right he'll be
- 33:53thrown in a lock thrown and quarted
- 34:00yeah in the lock with the giant catfish and the Elephant do you think people
- 34:04have just been walking past his side for nine years just laughing at it
- 34:08snickering W how many gaic speakers do you think there are in the world I don't
- 34:14know that there's that many out there anymore no but this sign is where they
- 34:17do speak gaic I mean it's it's not like this sign is out in China somewhere it's
- 34:24in Northern Scotland where they do still have their Evening News broadcasting
- 34:27gaic every every night yeah fair enough
- 34:30yeah I they probably said look we all know that says dick
- 34:36Island they're all having a good laugh about it yeah yeah yeah they're did Kong
- 34:42as well when um when the British were first invading Hong Kong back in the day
- 34:47uh they were asking visiting visiting sorry when you were visiting Hong Kong
- 34:53um they were asking what places were called and the Chinese made up words
- 35:00like [ __ ] Harbor for example is um but
- 35:05in Chinese obviously and um so for years uh the British called all these
- 35:12different places around Hong Kong really offensive
- 35:16names it's like we learned that uh during uh Vietnam you know how we had
- 35:22all these names for the the the Viet Kong offensive names
- 35:28I won't repeat them that that the uh I don't know what you're talking about
- 35:32Matt you'll have to be more specific the US the US soldiers had a lot of
- 35:35offensive names for them is that right and and then after apparently years
- 35:39later they you know like sorted all that out and somebody said oh what what names
- 35:44did you call us and apparently the only nickname they had for the US soldiers
- 35:49was the chicken men and that was because ball Eagle on the P like a chicken they
- 35:56thought it was a chicken and I was like that's kind of that's just kind of
- 36:00adorable yeah that's right you know what though we think that's funny we're like
- 36:04oh as if that's an insult but Americans are probably like it's not a [ __ ]
- 36:07chicken it's a b [ __ ]
- 36:11Eagle yeah probably true yeah well speaking of
- 36:17animals uh did you read this article about the woman whoa whoa whoa whoa
- 36:23wants to you're saying that the Viet
- 36:25Kong are animals I meant the chicken
- 36:30men all right so this woman there's a woman uh in is this in Australia I can't
- 36:36remember where this is actually uh no Hawaii sorry wants to have her baby in the
- 36:43ocean uh she musts to have a water birth in the ocean and people have raised
- 36:46concerns and said sharks tend to show up
- 36:50for messy Affairs in the ocean and birth
- 36:54can be a messy Affair uh so it's a bit dangerous we prefer you didn't and she
- 36:58wants to continue not only that she wants to do it with the dolphins and she
- 37:03said no no no I don't need a midwife a dolphin will be the Midwife yeah because
- 37:07she believes that if a dolphin delivers the baby the baby will be able to speak
- 37:14dolphin look I think no matter where she has this baby it should be taken away from
- 37:20her as soon as possible I I don't even I I'm speechless
- 37:26so I'd like to just instead of saying anything about this I I'd just like to
- 37:30quote the Discover journalist who commented on this uh in this article uh
- 37:34and he said quote this has to be hands down one of the worst natural birthing
- 37:40ideas anyone has ever had end
- 37:44quote yeah yeah yeah he also said Dolphins aren't as friendly as people
- 37:49think they are and that they hunt and kill other mammals for [Laughter]
- 37:56pleasure yeah see I can understand her having this idea think it's a lovely
- 38:00thing but the second go I can't because it's Madness sharks that's why you
- 38:05accept yeah yeah okay I that's why you accept okay I won't do that
- 38:10also she thinks the baby will be able to speak Dophin yeah she's clearly not able
- 38:16to make a decision about where to have a baby at all like she shouldn't be
- 38:20allowed to have a baby in theory she strikes me the kind of person that
- 38:23doesn't know how she became pregnant yeah well don't forget it's not just her
- 38:27it's also her partner is it yeah yeah that's disappointing pregnant spiritual
- 38:32healer and her partner so this is not just her thinking this it's also her
- 38:36partner thinks this is a great idea I'm assuming they're lesbians and it's
- 38:39another woman I don't know I've only read the first line of this whole story
- 38:44that says partner maybe if I read the whole thing there might be more information get
- 38:50imbued with this like hippie like you know what I mean like
- 38:57they just yeah yeah just hippies just love having a [ __ ] dolphin tattoo and wearing a
- 39:02dolphin t-shirt yeah the greatest thing I've ever seen girl I went to school with I
- 39:09can't remember her name but she got a dolphin tattoo mhm on top of a belly
- 39:12button then got pregnant yeah dolphin turned into
- 39:18whale sometimes I wonder if dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their
- 39:22back shoulder you [Laughter]
- 39:25know so this uh I I neglected to put this in the spreadsheet but I've just
- 39:31popped it in there now um this was passed on to me by Jenna she found this
- 39:36in relation to the article that we were just discussing uh this is the story of a man
- 39:43who uh had a sexual relationship with a
- 39:46dolphin oh and uh and uh this actually came up because there's actually a
- 39:52documentary out about um is it this man or is it another man apparently this
- 39:59happens more way more than than I would like is um people having sex with
- 40:04dolphins so there's the famous story that I think uh we talked about a long
- 40:08time ago where there's that alleged NASA funded experiment where the woman was
- 40:13was dring off the Dolphins yeah yeah yeah yeah so there there's that and why
- 40:18don't I remember that you probably blanked it out cuz it
- 40:21was traumatic that sounds like something I'd want to remember though but this
- 40:25this guy says that uh he was I believe he was filming some stuff at this this
- 40:31water oh God park or something sure he was and he said that the the dolphin
- 40:35Dolly came on to him yeah and uh and and he actually had
- 40:40to uh she she was with another there was another male dolphin in the enclosure
- 40:44with her and so they both had to kind of sneak about and make sure that that you
- 40:48know like behind his back oh my God because uh you know she was supposed to
- 40:51be with him yeah but I I do have to ask something uhhuh um I really just don't
- 40:58know how does one have sex with a dolphin well there's no photos so I'm
- 41:03not sure I know that there was that guy that's a good thing don't say it that
- 41:06like it's a bad thing I don't think it's this guy I
- 41:10think there's another guy out there that the documentary is about who who made
- 41:14love to their blo holes which seems very dangerous from a dolphin's point of view
- 41:19and I can't say a dolphin going along with that do you have to use the blow
- 41:23hole I mean I'm assuming that dolphins have vaginas as well I don't know I just
- 41:28don't know and well it's it's quite a sad tale really he HS a
- 41:33goal it's quite a sad story because he believes that you know this apparently
- 41:38this went for like two years and he was having this relationship with the
- 41:41dolphin but then she was moved to another Park a secret relationship with
- 41:45a dolphin in in hotel rooms sorry nearly a year the article States the two played
- 41:50rubed dub dub for nearly a year but the Aquatic Affair ended when Dolly got
- 41:54moved to another Park Brena says he was heartbroken to lose lose her and fell
- 41:57into a deep depression when she died not long after they parted oh God now took
- 42:02her own life he believes he believes and this is the same thing oh wait sorry it
- 42:07says this in the sentence so I'll just read the sentence he believes that she
- 42:10committed suicide by voluntarily refusing to breathe and this is the same
- 42:15fate that love it the the woman uh who joked off the dolphin believes her
- 42:20dolphin lover Peter suffered when their Affair ended now I don't think you can do that I
- 42:27don't think you can hold your breath until you die you no you don't because you just
- 42:32pass out and breathe and start breathing again but I know that it might be
- 42:36possible for dolphins because they have to come up to breathe don't
- 42:41they if you just probably well it just swam down to the bottom of the ocean and
- 42:45then was like I'm done for y interesting drowned itself all right I've just
- 42:50Google it and yes they do have vaginas all right and you did you you
- 42:54posted a picture in here did you yeah we're it's a man [ __ ] a dolphin we
- 42:59going to we going to put this on the Instagram Jesus
- 43:05Christ oh dear all right and so now if you go to Dan naked.com I'm going to photoshop
- 43:11your head onto that guy excellent so that's uh that's this
- 43:17week's dolphin [ __ ] news which we're going to need a jingle for y I really
- 43:24wish we didn't and he [ __ ] fli
- 43:27flip right in the blow hole no one you
- 43:32see [ __ ] more [Music]
- 43:39dophins um can I ask you about Mad Max the game Mad Max Luke can we do some
- 43:43gaming news yes definitely um that's all I've been playing this entire week I'm
- 43:49really curious stop playing it because I loved madmax Fury
- 43:53Road H did you have you seen the film still haven't seen that yet man all
- 43:57right but I have the feeling that this takes a little bit of Mad Max F but also
- 44:01goes back to like the original Mad Max as well that so what kind of game what
- 44:04kind of game is this it's an open world think of um a Grand Theft Auto or a uh
- 44:11it's like Witcher 3 but Mad Max Witcher 3 Mad Max uh Red Dead Redemption [ __ ]
- 44:16[ __ ] but it is a movie Tie yeah no it's
- 44:20not oh it's not this is just Mad Max is a game on its own nothing to do with the
- 44:26movie okay okay hm are you Max you play Max and this sort of fits with the whole
- 44:33thing this this F the whole thing where it's Max is it's just Stories being told
- 44:37yeah yeah interesting is this is this online or multiplayer in any way I don't
- 44:41know why I thought that it was not at all or not that I know of it anyway uh
- 44:46the only thing that you can do online is you there are certain races you can do
- 44:50where you can set times right for your friends to try and beat so start setting
- 44:55times and then so you're doing that excessively now obviously I haven't
- 44:59started the races yet all I'm doing is doing every single side mission I can
- 45:02before I play this main story which is what I do in all games right all right
- 45:07so this is a good game what what do you do in this game fair bit of driving I
- 45:11would assume a lot of driving I knew this game existed but I I don't know why
- 45:15but I haven't seen a single video for it or anything I just saw my radar but I
- 45:18usually tend to ignore movie time no this has been very strange there been
- 45:24talk of this game but not a lot of video or anything in
- 45:27yeah I thought maybe it was just me but I yeah I don't know so what what do you
- 45:31do you drive around you drive around and you try and you basically the whole
- 45:36story at the moment is your car got destroyed right you want to get a new
- 45:41car a V8 and drive away okay yeah and so you just start off and to get this you
- 45:47have to start doing missions for people to try and get the stuff to get your new
- 45:51car right oh yeah okay yeah that's it do you like shoot people you it's not a big
- 45:58shooting game you do have a shotgun right but at the moment I've got I've
- 46:02upgraded a few times and got extra bullets but I can hold like five bullets
- 46:07it's more of a fist fighting game right and do you get big car chases and stuff
- 46:13yes interesting I definitely recommend I cannot stop playing it I don't really
- 46:18still don't really even understand what what the game is so I mean I know yeah
- 46:22it's open world and there's lots of car racing in it I'm really interested in it
- 46:25to be honest that's really really hard to explain but it's think of Red Dead
- 46:29Redemption I think is probably the best thing to compare it with okay like
- 46:35instead of yeah it's Red Dead with cars have to check this out I
- 46:39think I mean I can't loan it to you because I brought it digitally man but
- 46:44see Witcher 3 I've been playing some Witcher 3 it's really the only game that
- 46:48I I actually just got Witcher three oh did you it was on sale for 30% off so I
- 46:54went I'll grab that saw and I won't play it you should play it it's amazing I
- 46:58will play this is probably this is probably a game for a long time while
- 47:05that I'm actually enjoying playing and I'm looking forward to going back and
- 47:08going auto side mission yeah okay yeah that's how I feel about Witcher all
- 47:12right maybe this will be the next one cuz I you really just need to not buy
- 47:17anything else until I finish wicher but Mad Max is up there on the list yeah
- 47:23definitely all right all right cool all right look I hadn't been considering
- 47:28this at all but maybe I'll have to give it a
- 47:32log yeah yeah you should play witch do you have Witcher 3 D no I don't actually
- 47:38oh man you should play it's [Music] great maybe I
- 47:43should do you recommend it man I wasn't sure which way you fell on The Witcher
- 47:48three yeah I might have been a bit vague about my feelings on it to be honest get
- 47:53off the fence and make a decision we're coming up to the worst
- 47:57time of year where all games start coming out yeah well no that yeah and
- 48:01and right now like they haven't come out yet and I'm like well I don't want to
- 48:07buy a game because I might still be playing it when all those great games come
- 48:10out yeah fallouts coming out soon and Tomb Raider Tomb Raider looks great I haven't
- 48:17played the first one the first one was free this month on gold which pisses me
- 48:19off cuz I paid 10 bucks for it like two months ago and didn't play it yet so I
- 48:22could have got I could have just waited and got it for free it's worth more than
- 48:25free and it's worth than I know I know I know that I know it's just I actually I
- 48:30purchased that game three times I 360 Xbox One and PC and played
- 48:36it every time that's something you [ __ ] do I own it on PC as well uh but
- 48:40I don't have a PC so cuz it died so I needed it on Xbox so I could not play it
- 48:47on there as well yeah apparently yeah but that'll be a game
- 48:51you'll play through that and you'll love it but definitely play through it before
- 48:54you play through the next one or buy the next one not to play right and then enjoy Witcher
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- 50:05listeners getting in touch with us yes has there been any entries for crabs with
- 50:11tripple crabs with [ __ ] I mean this is the [ __ ] weirdest jingle I've ever
- 50:16made but crabs with cripp crabs
- 50:22with crabs Within
- 50:29crabs crabs with crabs
- 50:34with called this got to pin pin it's a
- 50:40literat get pinched by the crabs I have to dance to all my theme
- 50:45songs so weird I feel like it should be shorter if we're going to do it more often as
- 50:51well don't be like that it's weird cuz it's weird and it's quite long so like
- 50:5630 seconds worth of [ __ ] what is this all right so crabs with [ __ ] is
- 51:01Luke's advice segment mhm so if you want Luke to answer your
- 51:06questions go to any of the forementioned social networking sites or emails and uh
- 51:12and get in touch uh we got a question for Luke this week do we we do awesome
- 51:18all right what is it bring it on I got this all right well do you want to give him
- 51:24the question or Dan oh sure the question sent in by a listener this week was how
- 51:28do I deal with the poor behavior of my year 7 8 and N boys composite class and
- 51:34I'll say that sounds like a [ __ ] nightmare I
- 51:39agree easy mhm combine it with the seven eight and N girls composite
- 51:46class yeah yeah right what what do you you think that that'll make them do more
- 51:50work uh there's nothing in hear about making them do work right good point oh
- 51:55you think that you you think that if there's girls around they'll behave
- 52:00better yeah because as we all know young
- 52:04boys uh impress women by you know by just doing their chores and handing in
- 52:10their homework on time and uh generally keeping things tidy mhm well just
- 52:15nothing in hear about making the behavior better yeah it says how do I
- 52:19deal with poor Behavior by you7 just give them some girls and tell them to go
- 52:22away right so you think how do I deal with it doesn't mean how do I improve it
- 52:26it's is how do I ignore it I like how you so your your plan is to give them
- 52:30some girls and making go away so you're going to pair them up and send them off
- 52:33to do well not your problem D really is it you're all full of energy focus on
- 52:37the ones you want to look after they they could go and have go get pregnant
- 52:42and then have a baby in the ocean Jesus Christ all right y yeah mhm this might
- 52:48be the best segment we've ever done yeah wow some good advice so if you
- 52:54anyone wants more advice just send in I'll be happy to help you
- 52:58out yeah worth every penny it costs to send an email what does it cost to send
- 53:04an email these days uh it depends who your ISP is I suppose yeah I guess it really just
- 53:10depends on yeah how many emails you're sending and then breaking it down to
- 53:14what you pay for internet really yeah and that's assuming that you only use
- 53:18your internet for emails as well I'm baffled these days when people
- 53:23say that they still pay for text messages yeah yeah cuz I have not paid I
- 53:28mean I pay for them as part of my plan as in I pay for my plan I get unlimited
- 53:33text messages and I haven't I haven't paid for an individual text message in I
- 53:39would say over 10 years I haven't sent a text message in like four years no I
- 53:44don't do that very often either I use Facebook Messenger or Google WhatsApp or
- 53:49do you guys use WhatsApp Google no i' I used WhatsApp with a few people but I
- 53:53Google Hangouts I've never used WhatApp it's all about WhatsApp over here nobody
- 53:57does text everybody does and I'm talking business as well like if you go to a
- 54:01meeting somebody says what's your WhatsApp really yeah it's all about what
- 54:07messaging service yeah yeah that's right but it goes off your contacts list so
- 54:11it's essentially just sending uh it's text messages but using data instead of
- 54:17using your cellular data you know yeah right that's interesting yeah well
- 54:23what's the difference why why does it matter well because not everyone's on a
- 54:27plan that gets free texts I guess really all right what'sapp so is
- 54:33this is this a thing I should try I've never I've never tried it well I mean
- 54:36it's not going to blow your mind it's really only going to help you if there's
- 54:40people you want to talk to that have WhatsApp but I mean I you know we can
- 54:43chat Matt we can chat if I had this I could talk to you correct or we could
- 54:46start a group one and we could all chat together wow I mean we've been using
- 54:50email to talk every day for about 20 years yeah that's true so there you go I
- 54:56just sent you an invitation to join WhatsApp an
- 54:59invitation sozy I love it we're doing a lot of that this episode I feel there's
- 55:05a lot of things that if we still edited this podcast at the level we used to
- 55:09that I would like shorten so many gaps and like remove so many slips of the
- 55:14tongue that we just don't do that anymore cuz no no I was talking about
- 55:19that yeah ex no need to yeah um have to ask boss Friday just happened oh yeah
- 55:26yeah so forth Friday for those who don't know is it's when all the new Star Wars
- 55:31toys were just released happen yeah Jenna brought back the uh
- 55:37the target catalog uh on Saturday mhm so did anyone get anything no I was out of
- 55:43the country I didn't I don't understand what this this is about we've been here
- 55:50before we've all run out or I don't know if everyone did I know I went out and
- 55:54got toys you've got to wait till you see to decide if you like any of the
- 55:58characters first exactly like we've all been there everyone ran out got I didn't
- 56:03have got a j bigs but a lot of people did cuz J bigs was going to be this [ __ ]
- 56:07yeah a lot of people got Darth Maul because by all accounts he should have
- 56:10been awesome and he just wasn't and it still blows my mind why he wasn't
- 56:15awesome at all he he he was it's just that he wasn't used in a good way like
- 56:20he was a cool character he could have been a cool character he should have
- 56:24been a main character not not just a guy who turned up twice in the movie yeah
- 56:29got cut in half spoilers yeah yeah so I just really didn't
- 56:36understand this all these people rushing out and fighting to buy the new toys
- 56:40where to buy characters who they don't even know who they are and if they're
- 56:43going to be good and I mean everyone's talking about that little ball R2 unit
- 56:48and yeah I hate that ball well here's the thing we don't know if we're going
- 56:52to love him or hate him I mean he looks cute in the promo but so did Binks you
- 56:57know like you could run out and get this ball R too and then the first scene in
- 57:01the movie is him molesting a child and then you've wasted your money but I'm
- 57:06going to laugh if that ball R2 is not even really in the movie cuz that was
- 57:10really just a SES shot of a Droid going past no he was in that new um the new
- 57:16Instagram trailer see I was hoping this Force Friday business there would be a
- 57:19new trailer cuz I I mean they put that did you see the Instagram trailer that
- 57:24they put up it's only it's very short obviously it's Instagram video but it
- 57:27had new footage it had um it had a shot of the girl who's in it looking away you
- 57:32know looking past the camera and that little robot was in the background so
- 57:37clearly he's he's in it a bit uh and it also had a shot of you know there that
- 57:41shot with the the Sith Guy starts his lightsaber up in the forest that was in
- 57:45the teaser trailer MH yeah and then after that you see the um the
- 57:50Stormtrooper guy who shows up in the trailer um uh in kind of not in a
- 57:56stormtrooper outfit in like space clothes uh and he starts up a blue
- 58:00lightsaber oh so clearly I mean it looks like we get light superer fighting it
- 58:05which is good is that Star Wars yeah be pretty disappointed if there wasn't then
- 58:09again if you go back and watch the original Star Wars again it's not the
- 58:12most exciting lightsaber fight no it's not the first one's awful it's two
- 58:19really old men fighting yeah yeah I
- 58:24liked the the fight in Empire and Jedi and I actually think for all the
- 58:30spectacle in the prequels I think I like the lightsaber fights in Empire and Jedi
- 58:35better yeah because they're not jumping around everywhere no but I mean I don't
- 58:41need them to that's what I mean I thought there was there was more story
- 58:44happening still like in the prequels it's like fight fight fight fight fight
- 58:51fight 20 minutes later stop fighting talk about stuff for a bit m fight fight
- 58:56fight fight fight for 20 minutes whereas in The Originals as the fight
- 59:00happens the story happens you know kind of like what I was saying with with Mad
- 59:06Max where the the film is basically two hours of just action but the story is in
- 59:11the action yeah yeah like somebody who did that really well was James Cameron
- 59:15in the first Terminator film all the bits of exposition are explained while
- 59:20something is chasing them yeah so you don't have to ever stop for a little
- 59:25narrative section and get back to the action which also doesn't mean it
- 59:28doesn't make it feel like the action scenes come out of nowhere as well
- 59:33yeah yeah like cuz that I mean the end of Return of the Jedi is just fantastic
- 59:37it lightsaber battle and sure it's probably not as flashy well it's
- 59:43definitely not as flashy as Anakin versus obiwan but [ __ ] that Anakin
- 59:47versus obiwan fight was boring yeah and the first time I saw the Yoda versus
- 59:53Count Dooku fight like I was like oh look at him go and then like by the time
- 59:59I'd seen it a second time I was like yeah this pretty
- 1:00:03[ __ ] it's bizarre I'm still just pretending that those movies don't
- 1:00:09exist yeah yeah I mean the fight it's really better if you do the fight
- 1:00:14between Anakin and Dooku in Attack of the Clones was pretty cool because
- 1:00:21you've noticed one of them I can't remember who cuts the cable so the
- 1:00:24lights go out and it's a lot of it is just close-up shot of their faces with
- 1:00:28the with the light from their lightsabers and stuff like that's quite
- 1:00:31cool uh and then you see a bit of you know a bit of sword fighting happen but
- 1:00:37then yeah Yoda comes and it's just silly let's just forget about it you move he
- 1:00:42going to be good yeah I hope so he's going to kill Jar Binks he's going to
- 1:00:45make the prickel not exist Does he have that power I hope
- 1:00:50so well they've made the uh expanded universe not exist basically yeah that's true all the
- 1:00:56all the books and stuff that still hurts they don't exist anymore so I know
- 1:01:00because you were like you were very excited because you you were saying oh
- 1:01:03it takes place so many years after Return of the Jedi that means Han and L
- 1:01:06are going to have these kids and blah blah blah blah blah and then and then
- 1:01:09they were like none of that stuff happens
- 1:01:14yep yeah which I still hope they take away some things from it like Mara Jade
- 1:01:19I really want her to be there she won't be will not
- 1:01:23be she'd be a nice one to have there cuz she's been like there since the extended
- 1:01:28Universe was created she's been there mhm but hasn't he already invented cuz
- 1:01:33this guy this Sith guy in in the new one is not Sith he's a knight of something
- 1:01:37or other so I think I think they're just ignoring everything and and making it
- 1:01:43all up from scratch well even in the extend of the universe there's different
- 1:01:47types of Jedi and Sith it's not all guy I can't remember what he is he's a
- 1:01:51knight he's one of the Knights of knee or something I've really just stayed
- 1:01:55away from everything I'm just waiting to go see the movie all right that's probably
- 1:01:59wise but anyway yeah I was hoping there be your trailer have not long it's well
- 1:02:04it's Christmas boxing day oh I can't wait that long no it's December
- 1:02:0917th of December yeah oh okay all right fine I thought it was boxing I thought
- 1:02:13they were doing the Lord of the Rings this is a Lord of the Rings movie Man
- 1:02:15when's the next one out is the next one next year no it's a couple of years I
- 1:02:20think we've got this year we have Star Wars uh seven and then I think next we
- 1:02:26got one of the Boba Fett or the Rogue one I think Rogue one next year yeah
- 1:02:30Rogue one looks interesting I guess uh have we got some real space science
- 1:02:35you're talking about Steven Hawkings deciding that he knows how to escape
- 1:02:38from black holes yeah yeah did you read the article uh cuz I read it and then went
- 1:02:44oh maybe I shouldn't have put this in the spreadsheet because even having read
- 1:02:49it I I can't really explain what this means I was going to say I I did but I
- 1:02:54don't really know what he was saying no is he just breaking about his new
- 1:02:57wheelchair or something or Jesus one with the anti-gravity Drive
- 1:03:04they can escape a black hole sorry I didn't read and that was
- 1:03:10mean I'm sorry Steve well I mean did you get your wheelchair Luke because if you
- 1:03:14did it's [ __ ] open season for you yeah I did get my wheelchair well then
- 1:03:19knock yourself out you can make fun of anyone in a wheelchair now yes that's
- 1:03:23how it works Luke if you're in your wheelchair and you do get sucked into a
- 1:03:26black hole Steven Hawkings says if you feel you're in a black hole don't give
- 1:03:29up cuz I mean that happens to me a lot I'm like I might be in a black hole
- 1:03:33right now he says don't give up there's a way out now he says I propose that the
- 1:03:39information is stored not in the interior of the black hole as one might
- 1:03:42expect but on its boundary The Event Horizon the idea is the super
- 1:03:47transations are a hologram of the ingoing particles thus they contain all
- 1:03:51the information that would otherwise be lost the information about ingoing
- 1:03:56particles is returned but in a chaotic and useless form this resolves the
- 1:03:59information Paradox for all practical purposes the information is lost just just one
- 1:04:06second I'm hoping the black hole will just take me now cuz I have no idea what's
- 1:04:12happening he's saying the information is there twice already from the beginning
- 1:04:16so it's never destroyed at least this is the Sabine hossenfelder of the natic
- 1:04:22institute for theoretical physics in Stockholm she says he saying that the
- 1:04:26information is there twice already from the very beginning so it's never
- 1:04:28destroyed in the black hole to begin with at least that's what I
- 1:04:32understood Soh yeah okay well that clears it up summary now I know
- 1:04:38everything about it oh man it must be [ __ ] annoying
- 1:04:44being that smart and not being able to communicate
- 1:04:50verbally well even if he could I still wouldn't understand him no probably true
- 1:04:57so does it really matter is my point like that old thing where if you could
- 1:05:02have a conversation with a lion yeah if you could speak the same language you
- 1:05:05still wouldn't understand what a lion had to say yeah cuz I'd be like I don't
- 1:05:08give a [ __ ] mate go back to the [ __ ] jungle that's all for this week thank
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