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Full EP | Major Watson Violated Several Articles and Fans Rally; Should Rep. Hakeem Jeffries Met Secretly with Jared Kushner; Urban One Founder Ms. Cathy Hughes Joins DLHS Crew; Five Ways You Lie on Your Resume; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Here we show you 2026.
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  Speaker 3: And it's in case you are in Boston. A lot
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  Speaker 3: of in cases, huh? In Boston this Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
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  Speaker 3: I too will be there.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: At the City Winery.
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  Speaker 3: One of my very favorite venues to play. You should
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  Speaker 3: tell me about it. But, you know, you don't ever
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  Speaker 3: know with you. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 4: Very nice place. I always knew that.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Good food, too.
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  Speaker 4: Very much so. They have great food. Speaking of food,
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  Speaker 4: what are you going to eat in Boston? I don't
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  Speaker 4: really have.
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  Speaker 2: Clam chowder.
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  Speaker 3: A great place in Boston. Legal seafood is good. They
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  Speaker 3: used to have a great Houston's in Boston, but it's
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  Speaker 3: closed now. But I saw Elyse Neal when I was
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  Speaker 3: in Memphis.
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  Speaker 1: She looks great.
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  Speaker 4: Man, she does.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it on your page.
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  Speaker 1: She looks great. She looks great. She does.
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  Speaker 3: She's living between Memphis and L.A., and she came to
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  Speaker 3: the show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 1: And just had a good time laughing and talking.
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  Speaker 4: And drinking.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't drink at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't have to get out. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: had to have her get out. I'm like, get out.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: You know, two of the people that I work with
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  Speaker 3: that are the most talented are both from Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that something?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is nice. That is. Tennessee?
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee.
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  Speaker 3: One is from Memphis, the real Tennessee, and one is from-
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  Speaker 3: Who's the other one?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means. I'm not even
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  Speaker 4: going to stop. Let's leave it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But both were from Minnesota. Don't you think that's amazing?
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 4: That's what happens. Tennessee is the greatest. Well. Come on,
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  Speaker 4: this time.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Kiki Palmer. I like the way she's trans.
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  Speaker 3: I like she's evolving.
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  Speaker 4: I love what she's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to James Harden. Happy birthday to Macaulay Culkin.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see Dwyane Wade shave his beard off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think he got a little work done, too. But
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  Speaker 2: I digress.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know if he did, but he looks
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  Speaker 3: very young. Happy birthday to Valerie Simpson from Aspen and Simpson.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Casey Ventura.
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  Speaker 4: Cassie.
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  Speaker 1: Cassie Ventura.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Cassie.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. That was rough. Happy birthday, of course, to
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  Speaker 1: Evan Ross. Happy birthday to Vic.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Evan.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Melissa McCarthy, who is hilarious. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to Mike Colter, Luke Cage. Happy birthday to Kim Burrell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just went through it, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Every now and then, she steps back in like she
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  Speaker 4: didn't get enough.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Kim.
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  Speaker 7: Come on, Kim.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Chris Pine, Trevor, and Wonder Woman. Happy
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  Speaker 3: birthday to Bomani Jones, who I think is just a
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  Speaker 3: bright dude. Happy birthday, possibly, to Mother Teresa, and happy
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  Speaker 3: birthday to Tommy Heinsohn from the NBA. We got a
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  Speaker 3: what's trending. I'm going to have a little note from
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  Speaker 3: tell us what's trending.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, this major Jason Watson. Did you see this?
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  Speaker 9: Yes. U.S.
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  Speaker 7: Airman.
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  Speaker 4: He's been arrested twice, one on the steps of the U.S.
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  Speaker 4: Capitol because he was calling for the impeachment of Trump.
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  Speaker 4: And he was charged for that. But then he was
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  Speaker 4: recently arrested again. Now, he has gone as far as
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  Speaker 4: to say, listen, not only is Trump a failure as president,
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  Speaker 4: he is flagrantly violating the Constitution, breaking the law, engaged
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  Speaker 4: in rampant corruption. And he's killing Americans. He said, and
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  Speaker 4: that is unacceptable to me. And so, you know, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people are rallying around him, even though he's
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  Speaker 4: probably going to go to jail.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know for what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Military.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the different.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know he can say what he wants.
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  Speaker 4: He can't. But he was doing it in uniform.
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  Speaker 1: That was a problem.
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  Speaker 4: They say he violates three violations of Article 88 for
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  Speaker 4: allegedly contemptuous remarks about Trump. Five violations of Article 92
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  Speaker 4: for allegedly disobeying orders. And two violations of Article 133
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  Speaker 4: for allegedly alleged conduct unbecoming of an officer.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't these the people that talked about being being forced to,
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  Speaker 3: you know, squelching free speech? Aren't these the people that
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  Speaker 3: were talking about? woke and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: People should be able to say what they want to say.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't these people?
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that why allegedly Elon Musk bought Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that what?
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  Speaker 10: Supposedly.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you can fight for your freedom, but you
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  Speaker 2: just can't use it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Junius. There you go. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, something else I don't get is whenever
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  Speaker 4: we see someone doing something good, it bothers us. And
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  Speaker 4: that's what happened in Cincinnati, Ohio. This Ohio principal in
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  Speaker 4: Lakota East High School, I think it is, His name
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  Speaker 4: is Ron Burnside. And he found out one of his
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  Speaker 4: students was homeless. Him and his mom were living in
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  Speaker 4: the car. So he invited the student to come live
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  Speaker 4: with him so they could have a place to stay.
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  Speaker 4: It's his junior year. And, you know, he just he
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  Speaker 4: felt bad for the kid. He lost his job because.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't fire today.
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  Speaker 4: 31 years in education.
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  Speaker 1: How Christian of them.
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  Speaker 4: And they fired him.
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  Speaker 1: How Christian of them.
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  Speaker 4: And how Christian of him to say, I don't regret it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 4: And I'll do it again. He didn't put that part
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  Speaker 4: on there. I added that.
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  Speaker 1: But like, I don't understand. That was a little poetic
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  Speaker 1: flair that I got to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. You like that?
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  Speaker 1: A little emotional flair.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. But I'm very sad about that because you see,
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  Speaker 4: you try to do something good. You see this kid
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  Speaker 4: is struggling.
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  Speaker 1: Evil is all around you.
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  Speaker 3: Evil is all around. I couldn't say it better. That
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  Speaker 3: is my plight. Whenever I try to do something good. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is that smoke?
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  Speaker 3: Is that brimstone or fire? Did I tell you how
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  Speaker 3: much I've changed yet?
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to. We can see it all around.
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  Speaker 4: It's choking us. She's jazz.
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  Speaker 1: She smiles.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 4: A federal judge struck down the Trump administration's ban on
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  Speaker 4: issuing visas to citizens of 75 countries. The list included
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  Speaker 4: almost 40 percent of the countries of countries in the world,
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  Speaker 4: including Brazil, Colombia, Somalia and Russia. The judge said the
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  Speaker 4: decision was contrary to law and exceeded the authority of
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  Speaker 4: the secretary of state.
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  Speaker 2: Where have we seen that before? When does this dude
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  Speaker 2: care about the law? I mean, he's you see him.
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  Speaker 2: You see him.
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  Speaker 6: He want to tear down the the. Kennedy Center because
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  Speaker 6: he can't put his name on it.
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  Speaker 1: If I can't put my name on it, I'll tear
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  Speaker 1: it down. Oh, come on, man. Get out of here.
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  Speaker 4: It's so crazy. I don't know what's going on with
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  Speaker 4: this guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Say it loud, say it proud.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, this right here, let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 4: had to do this story because I know a lot
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  Speaker 4: of my girls, including myself, are going to be affected
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  Speaker 4: by it if it ever comes to the United States.
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  Speaker 4: And I think they are seriously considering it. And that
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  Speaker 4: is a key ingredient using to make many brands of
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  Speaker 4: gel nail polish, has been banned in England, Wales, and Scotland.
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  Speaker 4: The ban actually only bans one of the ingredients in there,
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  Speaker 4: commonly known as TPO, because this is the ingredient that
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  Speaker 4: allows the gel to cure under UV lights to make
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  Speaker 4: the varnish more durable. That ain't good.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know a single friend of mine who doesn't
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  Speaker 4: get gel polish.
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  Speaker 2: Not one. Yeah, I saw.
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  Speaker 6: But I saw something, there was a woman who wore
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  Speaker 6: gel polish for so many years and it hid the
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  Speaker 6: fact that she had ended up getting, they say skin
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  Speaker 6: cancer is common up under your nails someplace. And she's
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  Speaker 6: had a severe cancer.
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  Speaker 4: And it's so addictive because, you know, it's the only
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  Speaker 4: thing that I can think of, number one, that you
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  Speaker 4: don't have to wait and you don't have your hands
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  Speaker 4: under a fan for your nails to dry. And two,
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  Speaker 4: it's really hard, right? So it protects your nails so
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  Speaker 4: they grow longer and You know, you don't have to
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  Speaker 4: worry about them breaking. But I don't know, a broken
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  Speaker 4: nail or cancer. I'm going to go with a broken nail.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And I saw another report that said that the new
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  Speaker 6: class status, you know, everything is always, oh, this is
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  Speaker 6: class status. It's starting to go back to more natural
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  Speaker 6: nails and people just doing.
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  Speaker 4: That's easier said than done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's easier said than done. Ain't nothing prettier than a
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  Speaker 4: fresh manicure.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Thank you for that, Jazz.
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  Speaker 3: So Hakeem Jeffries secretly met with Jared Kushner, who is unofficial.
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  Speaker 3: He has no official capacity.
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  Speaker 6: None.
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  Speaker 3: And what they do, and to me, to have a
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  Speaker 3: secret meeting with that kind of ilk, with that ilk,
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  Speaker 3: they are always so transactional.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they tried to bribe that dude.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure that they're trying to avail themselves to something.
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  Speaker 3: And let me say something. A name, Hakeem, you think. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 3: we thought he was.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you remember when they stormed the Capitol and he
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  Speaker 4: took his jacket off and rolled his sleeves up?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, he's about to give it to him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I just I do name Hakeem from
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  Speaker 3: Brooklyn supposed to come way harder than this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for real.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think here is a thing.
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  Speaker 3: No matter what it was, I'm sure that the the
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  Speaker 3: Trump administration is so corrupt that And so transactional.
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  Speaker 1: Everything you do, you need to do in front of people.
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  Speaker 1: They need to be, they shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: First off, I don't think white people should be allowed
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  Speaker 3: to do anything else in secret.
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  Speaker 1: We've had enough of that.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they should have drapes at their house.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God. I promise you. There should be no,
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  Speaker 1: you got to see them square on.
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  Speaker 5: Period.
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I think so. But to have a meeting
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  Speaker 3: and you know what? That could very well cost him
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  Speaker 3: his speakership.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure could.
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  Speaker 3: So, and do you think that he should have met
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  Speaker 3: with Kushner? Because Kushner is trying to, everywhere he goes,
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  Speaker 3: he gets something.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He's not just negotiating with the Iranians.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to get something. He's trying to get something
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  Speaker 1: for the Trumps.
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  Speaker 4: Every time.
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  Speaker 1: So, what do you think? Do you think he should
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  Speaker 1: have met with them?
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  Speaker 10: 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 4: Also, to subscribe on Twitter at DL Hughley Radio or
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  Speaker 4: on Facebook, the DL Hughley Show. On the website, it
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  Speaker 4: is thedlhughleyshow.com.
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  Speaker 3: It is the DL Hughley Show. Hakeem Jeffries met with...
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  Speaker 3: First off, why are you meeting with somebody who isn't
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  Speaker 3: officially in on the cabinet it's a shadow kind of
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  Speaker 3: thing they got going on and why jerry kistler jerry
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  Speaker 3: kistler you know i'm not a laker fan because they
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  Speaker 3: were trying to they find the lakers i just i
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  Speaker 3: just think they're such an unsavory lot if it wasn't
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  Speaker 3: for for jenny bus standing up and refusing to give
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  Speaker 3: up you know, majority ownership.
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  Speaker 1: And running the helm of the Lakers, I would not
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  Speaker 1: be a Laker fan. Yeah, agreed. That's how principled I am.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm with you. I'm totally with you.
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  Speaker 3: I love the Dodgers. I've loved them my whole life.
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  Speaker 3: But because of the owner-owned detention centers, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: I told you I only eat Chick-fil-A because of the
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  Speaker 3: way they treat the sissies.
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  Speaker 1: I won't. You know, my principle won't allow me to
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 4: Good standard there, D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Houston. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I'm not, whether it's good or not,
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  Speaker 3: it is, you know, it is. No, I'm proud of you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very proud of you for standing up for the sissies.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That means a lot to me. Appreciate it. Oh, our
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  Speaker 1: numbers just spiked in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, so Hakeem Jeffries met with, met with, of course,
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  Speaker 3: Jared Kushner, do you think? I can't think of a
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  Speaker 3: Jared I trust, not the dude from somewhere, and certainly
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  Speaker 3: not this.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I used to. I had high hopes for Hakeem. I
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  Speaker 4: was so excited when they were, you know, when he
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  Speaker 4: was going to be, you know, the.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about Hakeem?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because, you know, Hakeem lets you know. Hakeem is
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  Speaker 3: the kind of thing. If they named a Hurricane Hakeem,
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  Speaker 3: he would leave.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Because they would know he's going to wreck shop.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he ain't doing nothing. He ain't doing nothing.
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  Speaker 3: He's much more. He should change his name to Trevor.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he says the meeting was a high-level topical conversation.
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  Speaker 3: About what? Then why didn't you have it out? You
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  Speaker 3: should never meet with them about anything in the dark.
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  Speaker 3: Because they will, even if you didn't do anything, they're
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  Speaker 3: going to lie and say you did.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, we've seen it happen a dozen times or more.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever, man.
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  Speaker 3: You got to have witnesses when they're around. You got
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  Speaker 3: to always have somebody around to say, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, like, if I'm at a hotel, right,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm at a gym, right, and white kids come in,
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  Speaker 3: I leave.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I do. Or I make a call or something so
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  Speaker 1: somebody can see me.
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  Speaker 11: Man, uh-uh.
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  Speaker 1: No, you ain't, uh-uh.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Like Patrice O'Neal, he said every time he goes out,
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  Speaker 3: he buys something every five minutes so he have a receipt.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. So, Hakeem Jeffries, here is
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  Speaker 3: him regarding the meeting with Jared Kushner.
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  Speaker 5: In the opinion of every Democrat in the United States, progressive, moderate,
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  Speaker 5: middle road, left, we believe one thing above all. These
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  Speaker 5: people are a pack of felons and traitors. And you
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  Speaker 5: do not meet with them. There's only one thing you
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  Speaker 5: can do with people that you genuinely believe deep inside
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  Speaker 5: of every fabric of your body are a pack of
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  Speaker 5: thieves and a pack of traitors.
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  Speaker 7: That's what we believe. And so you meet with Jared Kushner.
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  Speaker 5: We need to drag his ass before a committee and
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  Speaker 5: find out what backdoor dealing house he's got going on
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  Speaker 5: with Steve Witkoff and everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Jared's daddy went to prison, right?
• 13:23
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: For fraud, right? Donald Trump is a convict, right?
• 13:28
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 13:28
  Speaker 10: For fraud, right?
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Why would you meet him? Wait, you came from a
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: fraud and you married into it. Why would I ever
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: be alone with you anyway?
• 13:36
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: I think two people are on two kinds of people
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: or three kinds of people are unsafe with anybody in
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: the Trump realm.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: It is women.
• 13:47
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: It is girls. And it is elected officials. You should never.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: You know what they should do? Like, you know how
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: couples that are breaking up have such a turbulent relationship.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: They have to exchange custody in front of the sheriff department.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: They should have to do that with him, too.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: Because it's a no win. It is a no.
• 14:08
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: You had a chance.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: You had a chance to look like you were strong
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: because he does not look very strong these days.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: He does not. And people have been saying that for
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: a long time.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: But I will say, given the position that the Democrats
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: are in holding no power, a lot. Some of that
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: is unwarranted.
• 14:25
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Some of it is unfair because what could he do?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: I could tell you what he could not do.
• 14:30
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: Meet with him.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: That was a that was a self-inflicted wound.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Indeed.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: And he already looks funny. He does look like the
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: dude from Lord of the Rings, so don't do that.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Schmeagle is who he looks like.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: He does look like that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: I'm unpretentious.
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: He does.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean. That's terrible.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: If that dude looked in your window at night, you'd
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: have a damn heart attack.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: That is a peculiar looking.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, ain't he?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: So you don't think he should have done it then?
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I do not think he should have done it. I
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: think he knows just as well, if not more than
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: anyone else, that there's nothing Jared Kushner has to talk
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: about to you.
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: You know his daddy was a fraud. He's a fraud.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: You know that the man who— Your mama calling Clay,
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: I'm calling Clay. Yes, his father-in-law, all of that. And
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: you know these things because he's said as much over
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: the years. So in my head, I'm thinking if you
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: already know these guys have a horrible reputation, they are
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: not to be trusted anymore. If anything, my problem isn't
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: so much the meeting, it's the secrecy.
• 15:35
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Why under the cloak of darkness? Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Why that?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Why behind closed doors?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Cloak of darkness was my stripper name.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was? Okay.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I thought you said it was Big Pop. Yeah, but
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: that was my pseudonym.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, you were that good? You had to get a pseudonym? Okay.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: You know, Gallagher had two, you know, he had two people,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? The question we're asking, do
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: you think that Hakeem Jeffries should have met in secret
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: with Jared Kushner?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Skip, do you?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Not in secret. Hell no.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Hell no. I do definitely understand that you have to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: meet with people.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: First off, I don't think you should have ever met
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: with Kushner because he's not in the cabinet at all.
• 16:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: And it should have been a secret.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: You should have did like what, if you want to meet,
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: let's meet in front of Congress.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Put your hand on the Bible. And then let's talk
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: You should have said some slick Brooklyn stuff. Like, we'll
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: meet soon enough.
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: That's what you could have said.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: What are they saying? Because I'm not, that ain't my thing. Laina,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: what were they saying in Brooklyn?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what were they saying in Brooklyn?
• 16:40
  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: No.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: That is the Bronx.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You don't pay attention.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: That's the Bronx. Order your martini stuff.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: You know what it is with Laina? She's never where
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: we are. Wherever we are, either she's coming or just left.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: You gave me an assignment and I'm trying to come in.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I know, baby. But, you know, you got to keep
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: one into the streets, baby. Keep your antenna up.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I got you next time.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Keep one into the streets. Now, that's what they were saying.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: She is the least curious Dominican woman I've ever seen
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: in my life. Leave our Dominican Dolly Parton alone. Dominican
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: And I will always love you.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Yesterday, first off, I want to be sincere. Dolly Parton
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: was a wonderful woman.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yes. And the thing that I said about her.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Being physically endowed, you know, was Bushley. It was beneath
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: my station. And I don't apologize because I meant it,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: but I don't, I could see how it might not
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: have been the, you know, structure.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Well, here's, here's the wonderful thing about it. She would
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: have made fun of it too.
• 17:51
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: She knows it's true.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: She's very self-deprecating.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Man, I love her.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: That's what made her so lovable. She always made fun
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: of herself.
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: She was like, you know, it costs a lot of
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: money to look this cheap.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: She said, how long does it take you to do
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: your hair? She said, I'm never there. I don't know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Gotta love her. Gotta love her.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: So we're going to ask the question. Here's a little audio.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: We're not going to be nice to you. We don't
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: like you. And we don't want to f * * *
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: with them unless we absolutely have to. No more meetings.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: No more bulls * * *.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I do not trust anybody from Trump because they
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: will blackmail you.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, they will.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: They'd be on tape that in demand. You should. Man,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, it never, ever works out for you,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: even if you have the best intentions. You have a
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: very good friend who went to meet with Trump. supposedly
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: for a very good reason, good intentions, and they turned
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: it into a circus and made him look bad.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I've never seen him make.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: It look good.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: And then to make you look like people.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying that Jeffries did anything wrong, but it
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: puts you under light, like what kind of side deal
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: you cut.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: You got the bag now, too, because anytime you make
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a vote, that's going to be a little controversial.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: He would have known better to talk to Nancy Pelosi
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: He would have known better. I know this, bro.
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: Uh-uh.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: See the bra got him impeached.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Remember that no no no we gonna have an impeachment
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think Hakeem cause here's the thing I think
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: that telling us we're gonna go over the facts lead
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the facts are going to lead to mass corruption and
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: if you're not willing to do nothing about it don't
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: ask the question you know don't ask the question if
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: you're not gonna do anything about it we don't need
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: just hearing committee hearings do something about it and I
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: said this before and I'll say it again If the
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: if the election is so sweeping, and such a referendum
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: that they, much like when Reagan defeated Carter and there
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: was the same things in the Zeitgeist, people don't remember,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: that it was Iran, the Iran hostage crisis, and inflation.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: And Reagan won all but one state. And I'm thinking,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I just think That the mood of the country, but,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: you know, he's arguing now to either put his name
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: on the JFK building.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Or they'll destroy it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Tear it down.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, man. But I think that's play.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You messing with.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I think that I think that it is hard to
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: be excited to go to the polls when you see
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: all of this stuff.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: What kind of president has ever done anything stupid like that?
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And why start with Canada right now when everything's already
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: sky high?
• 20:38
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: And Canada ain't punking out.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Neither did Iran. They were like, mess around and find out.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: You think that Hakeem Jeffries should have met in secret
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: with Jared Kushner.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: We're going right to the phones.
• 20:49
  Speaker 14: Hakeem does need to meet with them in private because
• 20:52
  Speaker 14: if he meets with them in public, they're just going
• 20:54
  Speaker 14: to turn it into an opportunity for publicity stunt. So
• 20:58
  Speaker 14: we need to start playing their game. If they're going
• 21:00
  Speaker 14: to play in the mud, we need to get in
• 21:02
  Speaker 14: the mud with them. And somebody named Hakeem, he needs
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: to show us how he earned that name and represent
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: for us this time.
• 21:12
  Speaker 15: At one point, I was a fan of Rakeem Jeffries,
• 21:16
  Speaker 15: but I got my doubts now. Because why would you
• 21:19
  Speaker 15: meet with someone who has no authority in the government?
• 21:25
  Speaker 15: That's just a wasted meeting. You might as well have
• 21:28
  Speaker 15: met with me. He has no authority. And you know
• 21:34
  Speaker 15: who his family is. So if you can't get anything done...
• 21:40
  Speaker 15: You know, that's my problem with the Democratic Party. They
• 21:46
  Speaker 15: just sit back. They just take, just respond.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: They don't ever take the initiative.
• 21:53
  Speaker 15: Okay, call out what the Republicans are doing. Call out
• 21:57
  Speaker 15: what Donald Trump is doing. Call out how much money
• 22:00
  Speaker 15: Jared Kushner has made. Call all that out and let
• 22:04
  Speaker 15: people know because people need to know about this.
• 22:08
  Speaker 11: Well, I just believe that he did what he thought
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: was necessary. If and when they do, the Democrats do
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: get control of the House of Representatives again, he's going
• 22:20
  Speaker 11: to be the speaker. He's going to be heading up
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: the entire agenda for that body of government. So he
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: needs to know what he's going to be up against.
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: And I think it's smart if that's the reason that
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: he went and did this meeting. I think it's a
• 22:34
  Speaker 11: smart move if that's why. But, again, we really don't
• 22:38
  Speaker 11: know what happened during the meeting, and that's the problem
• 22:40
  Speaker 11: of the whole thing is that we just don't know
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: what happened.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I'm hoping that it's strategy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm hoping for. I'm hoping it's strategy because
• 22:48
  Speaker 11: these are some wily individuals that have proven that they
• 22:53
  Speaker 11: are able to get out of all of their legal obligations.
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: So I hope he has something up his sleeve to.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: Deal with that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: What do you think? Do you think that that was
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: a dumb move? Anything you got to explain to people
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: after you did it is probably pretty dumb.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: But it was a secret meeting. We weren't supposed to
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: know about it. That's the problem. That's what I said.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: And it leaked and it got out. Now you got
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: to come up with something. I don't think white people
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: should be able to have secrets anymore.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I don't. Not a secret guard, not a secret recipe,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: not secret herbs and spices.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Secret sauce.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Nothing. We've had enough of your secrets.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: And particularly these people.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. I don't understand why he
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: would do it in private. As soon as they said, okay,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: but we're going to do this in secret. He should
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: have said, you know what? You're going to meet with
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: a rapist and a pedophile privately. Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You should have had somebody with you just in case.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Because you never know when they may turn.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Oops. All right, we're going to go to phones.
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: I think he should have never done that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: He should have never done that.
• 23:52
  Speaker 12: Unless he recorded that situation, they're going to come back
• 23:55
  Speaker 12: and say exactly the opposite when he starts talking about
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: what the meeting was about. You cannot trust these people whatsoever.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: You should not be talking to them.
• 24:06
  Speaker 12: I understand maybe, I don't know what the reason could be,
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: but these people are not trustworthy. You do not need
• 24:16
  Speaker 12: to work with them. And Krishna is not even part
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: of the administration. So why are you talking to him? Oh,
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: my God, these people are getting on my nerves.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, first of all, I want to say RIP to
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: Dolly P and thanks for all her grace and philanthropy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 10: And pretty much.
• 24:36
  Speaker 16: I can say the main thing that all these other people, man,
• 24:41
  Speaker 16: we got to stop acting like when some of these
• 24:43
  Speaker 16: laws and bills get passed with people like him that
• 24:46
  Speaker 16: talk to people in.
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: Behind closed doors and all that, all of them work
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: for the same government, brother.
• 24:51
  Speaker 17: We need to give up on this Democrat thinking better
• 24:54
  Speaker 17: than the Republicans thinking Because when they pass some of
• 24:56
  Speaker 17: these things like the COVID vaccines, all of them got
• 24:59
  Speaker 17: money from all three of those companies that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 10: Made all three vaccines.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: So all of them credited from inside information.
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: He's no different from whatever else that's in there. And yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: like the last vote they took for Trump.
• 25:11
  Speaker 17: The policy not to merge Israel's government with our government
• 25:14
  Speaker 17: when it came to the military. I think Democrats still
• 25:17
  Speaker 17: voted for that to get passed, but they never.
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: Publicized who the ones that defend.
• 25:21
  Speaker 17: All of them landed together, brother, so he's just trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 17: to figure out a way to make more money just
• 25:25
  Speaker 17: like the rest of us.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: On Hakeem Jeffries, he's not crazy and he's real smart.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: He knows what he's doing. Jed Kushner can have an
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: appointment or talk with him all day long. But Hakeem
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: Jeffries is real smart. I want everybody to realize that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: And he's probably getting all the thoughts from Kushner instead
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: of giving Kushner all his thoughts. And I want to
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: give a shout out also to my man on the show,
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Skip Cheatham. Used to be here in Mobile, Alabama on
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: the radio. Shout out to Skip Cheatham.
• 25:56
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• 25:58
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• 26:01
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• 26:03
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• 26:04
  Speaker 1: If you're vegans, it'll always be this.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Would you eat your pet? That's like eating your pet.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Would you eat your pet?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: They ask me, would you eat your pet?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the f * * *?
• 26:16
  Speaker 13: Are you crazy?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Would I eat my pet?
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: That don't even make sense.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't eat my pet, you freak.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'd eat your pet.
• 26:28
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It's about relationships.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know your pet. I don't give
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: a f * * * about that thing.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: You got a cat?
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: Wonderful.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Where's the barbecue sauce?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll give you an example, right? So I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: like to have sex with women, right?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: My mother is a woman I'm.
• 26:51
  Speaker 16: Not gonna f * * * my mama But I'll
• 26:57
  Speaker 16: f * * * your mama.
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• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Rules apply. I would say this.
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: So I guess allegedly two people have died of measles
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: And they were talking about the fact that herd immunity
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: requires about 95 percent of the citizens in that area to,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: you know, the herd immunity. So they were at 93
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: percent and now they're going to be at 86 percent.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And those two were unvaccinated.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: They did very well. They were unvaccinated.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: If you listen to RFK or Joe Rogan about anything,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: anything having to do with your physical well-being, you deserve it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Every.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: You deserve.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Everybody who will die of measles either is a stupid
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: person or has a, you know, has a stupid parent,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: or is in a neighborhood surrounded.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: By stupid people.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The air is stupid around them.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: And it is, when they sell its rural enclaves, it
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: is a bunch of dumb rednecks that don't read and
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: believe every conspiracy theory except racism.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: They believe everything except racism.
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  Speaker 4: Everything except racism.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Dying of measles right now is like getting addicted to crack.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Nobody does that anymore.
• 28:56
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And to Kennedy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: This Kennedy is the gator of the Kennedy family.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: He is the gator.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: He is. You wouldn't listen to him about anything.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: He is the gator.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Speaking of crackheads.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Hunter Byers is my favorite crackhead.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I like him.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: He on TV giving on the business.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: He don't care.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: He got nothing to lose.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: What was in that crack he was smoking, Jack? It
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: usually don't work out like that.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: He put it on him.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: I tell you one thing. He has absolutely nothing to lose.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Everything that could happen to him for the most part
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: has happened. Everything. He's like, I got nothing to lose.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: He actually won a lawsuit. And he shut him up.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: He said Bill Maher. Yes, he did.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: He's like, you know, that relative that went to.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Rehab and when he came back, got all that clarity. Like, okay,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: let me let y'all have it. Oh, yeah, I don't
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: have that. Mine's state cracked down. I don't even.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, Gary, I'll be in Yellow Springs tomorrow.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: They're all therapist proof. I'll be there tomorrow. Yellow Springs.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: So come check it out.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, join us on the program is the
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: woman who owns the program.
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: No.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Is a legend and we're glad to talk to her.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And she is our fearless leader.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: Miss Kathy Hughes, how are you?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I'm wonderful, D.L. And how are you and Jasmine?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Doing wonderful. I'm doing great.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know how he's doing this year. We do
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: need to talk about that. Let's talk about it right now.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: What do we need to talk about?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ms.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Hughes.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: We can't tell the boss what's going on. You've been
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: in business a pretty good little while.
• 30:38
  Speaker 17: 45 years.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: See, I wasn't going to say that. I was going
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to say 22, but you're going to tell off on yourself.
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: Go ahead.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You know, you can do it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I'm proud of it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: I will be 80 years old next year and I'm
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: still strong.
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: Look at you.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: This company will be 46 years old on October the 3rd. Wow.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to all of us.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I hope that that makes me go get a big
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: ass cake. What would the you that has arrived tell you,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: you know, 45, 46 years later, what would this arrival,
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: your ascension, what would they tell, what would the young
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: you tell the more experienced you?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: What would you tell the young you about yourself, about
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: your journey?
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: To have more children than just one. I have witnessed
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: firsthand how productive Alfred has been as a lone ranger
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: by himself. I can't imagine if he had had four
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: or five brothers and sisters to be of assistance to
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: him with the heavy lifting. Oprah might have ended up.
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: Working for us.
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: I think it was Alfred who took us public. It's
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: Alfred who has made these strides. I mean, you know,
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: not only are we surviving.
• 31:54
  Speaker 12: We're thriving.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: We just closed and took over K-104 in Dallas, Texas
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: in the last few weeks. And so Alfred's leadership has
• 32:04
  Speaker 9: been exemplary. And I just can't imagine if I had
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: been smart enough to have more than just one. But
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: I was single.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I was by myself.
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: I was a mother at 17. And I just felt
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: if I could make it through with the one, I
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: would be thankful now. And, you know, as I look
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: back to my older self and say to my younger self,
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: don't resist the urge to have more children.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did. You scored well with Alfred.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: But, you know, for every you have a bunch of kids,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: the chances diminish.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: So you could you could you could have a star,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: but you could have, you know, there is a Tito
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Jackson out there. And I'm just kidding.
• 32:39
  Speaker 10: How are you going to celebrate?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: How are you going to celebrate this key? How are
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you going to celebrate getting this key?
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: To be very honest with you, I am so excited.
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: My second level of excitement is because I have four
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: tickets to DL and DL.
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: In Orlando, Florida.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I cannot wait.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: To be in your audience.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Everybody who has heard about it, who has seen it,
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: everyone's raving about it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: I cannot wait, D.L.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: So that's how I'm going to celebrate. Me and three
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: of my staff members, because they don't like for me
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: to be out in gatherings alone these days. The four
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: of us will be in your audience and cannot wait
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: to see D.L.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And D.L.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Incredible.
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: What an incredible combination, you know?
• 33:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Stay away from Don. He's a criminal. You do know that, right?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Don has an arrest record.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: We don't want you messing up Sully and your reputation
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: hanging out with that sort.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ms. G. I'm looking forward to seeing you.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: See you soon.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. Enjoy yourself. And I can't wait to see you backstage.
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: God bless.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: Thank you, Jeff.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: God bless you, too.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Thank you, Ms.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Hughes.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: It's now time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week award.
• 33:54
  Speaker 13: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
• 33:59
  Speaker 13: Week award. Amir Hassan ran for election to the U.S.
• 34:07
  Speaker 13: House to represent Michigan's 8th Congressional District. He lost in
• 34:11
  Speaker 13: the Republican primary on August 4th, 2026. His career experience
• 34:18
  Speaker 13: includes working in federal law enforcement.
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: I'm an officer of the law.
• 34:23
  Speaker 13: So, why is Amir Hassan this week's recipient of the
• 34:26
  Speaker 13: Shoe Booty of.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: The Week Award? I guess I'll find out soon enough.
• 34:30
  Speaker 13: Amir gets the shoe. shoe booty because Amir ran as
• 34:34
  Speaker 13: a Republican for the U.S. House in Michigan. That was
• 34:38
  Speaker 13: his first mistake.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Some things are better left unsaid.
• 34:42
  Speaker 13: In the stormy seas of political campaigning, who did he
• 34:45
  Speaker 13: choose to endorse him? Captain Jack Sparibs.
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: Don't be rude.
• 34:51
  Speaker 13: That ship had holes in it before it set sail.
• 34:54
  Speaker 13: Now here's why he's a first ballot shoe booty winner.
• 34:58
  Speaker 13: Amir just pulled off the rarest political feat in American history.
• 35:03
  Speaker 13: He lost an election to a guy who wasn't even running.
• 35:07
  Speaker 13: The commander in cheese endorsed him.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Where we had an African-American guy who was a fan
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: of mine.
• 35:15
  Speaker 13: He campaigned hard, spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. More money,
• 35:20
  Speaker 13: more money, more money. and still got beat by a
• 35:24
  Speaker 13: guy who dropped out of the race weeks earlier.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
• 35:28
  Speaker 13: Endorsed someone else and was basically just chilling at the crib.
• 35:33
  Speaker 13: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool and all. Tom Smith
• 35:36
  Speaker 13: wasn't even running. His name was still on the ballot
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: by accident. So Amir basically ran against an empty chair
• 35:44
  Speaker 13: and the empty chair won.
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: Bummer.
• 35:47
  Speaker 13: At this point, I'm pretty sure if they put none
• 35:50
  Speaker 13: of the above on the ballot, none of the above
• 35:53
  Speaker 13: would be giving victory speeches right now. Amir didn't just
• 35:58
  Speaker 13: lose to a dropout. He lost to a ghost with
• 36:01
  Speaker 13: better name recognition. And that's why the shoe.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Goody of the.
• 36:08
  Speaker 13: Week award goes to Amir Hassan.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Now here's a swift kick in the ass.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 18: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. The
• 36:22
  Speaker 18: world is mourning country music icon Dolly Parton. She passed
• 36:25
  Speaker 18: away at the age of 80 in Nashville Tuesday. Her
• 36:28
  Speaker 18: six-decade career earned her 11 Grammy Awards and over 100
• 36:32
  Speaker 18: million record sales worldwide. Praising her enduring legacy, the president
• 36:37
  Speaker 18: ordered flags flown and half-staffed. In Mississippi, an investigation by
• 36:41
  Speaker 18: Mississippi Today reveals Senatobia Police Chief Harold Vanderford used repeated
• 36:46
  Speaker 18: racial slurs across 10 private text threads dating back to
• 36:50
  Speaker 18: last summer. In media news, independent arbitrator ordered the Washington
• 36:54
  Speaker 18: Post to reinstate columnist Karen Atiyah, ruling that she was
• 36:58
  Speaker 18: wrongfully terminated over social media posts following Charlie Kirk's assassination.
• 37:03
  Speaker 18: And finally, a new report in the British Medical Journal
• 37:06
  Speaker 18: reveals that at least 25% of former NFL players who
• 37:10
  Speaker 18: died between 2016 and 2021.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Suffered from CTE.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: Be informed.
• 37:17
  Speaker 13: Be empowered.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders.
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: Hey.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get to it. It is the D.O. Hughley Show,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: If you're going to be in Boston, I'll be there
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Before that, I'm going to be
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: at the Yellow Springs along with Dave Chappelle. Me and
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Dave Chappelle are going.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: To hang out.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: That sounds like a lot of fun.
• 37:35
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Go visit the Haitians down there. See what's happening. You
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: ain't going to visit the Haitians.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Are you really?
• 37:40
  Speaker 18: No.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: You almost had me.
• 37:43
  Speaker 13: Not at all.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: You almost had me.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I'm staying away from all people that got a lot
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: of ice around.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: They'll snatch you up.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I got the location.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Man, he's gone.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: So you, Dave, and Earthquake.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: You know, I've had the privilege of being in y'all
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: dressing room with all y'all comedians in there.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: The funniest show is not on the stage. It's in
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: that dressing room. Oh, my God.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, and all the lawyers that would have to be there.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, and I'm not saying it would be for
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: public consumption now, but it's hilarious.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: A showing to itself.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Officer Tatum does start with something, right?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: No, doesn't he always?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Why would he? Because he, listen, listen. I believe that
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: family should be off limits.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Should be.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It should be. When he said Michelle Obama looked like
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a man.
• 38:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And then his wife looked like Daniel Day-Lewis.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Have you seen, look at her last moment. She looked
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: like Daniel Day-Lewis. Or Jim Carrey when he plays the girl.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Ah, yes.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Officer Tatum better get there. You better join that white
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: woman while you got her because in two years she's.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Going to look like a PE teacher. And I'm with you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Just so you know, I'm with you. I always believe,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: you know, I'm funny about that. Talking about people's looks.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: They can't help how they look now. I mean, they
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: can help it, but they can't help it. But I
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: feel bad for her because she hasn't said anything that
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I know of.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: No, she has.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: She has? Okay, we'll get her.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Michelle hadn't either. Yeah, Michelle.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: And he actually thought it was funny when they did
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: the joke about her being an ape. I'm going to.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Just say this. It's no secret why that bride was
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: still available in the later rounds. I know. Let me
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: tell you something.
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: They were made.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: He had to get a white woman and she had.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to get a black woman. They look like that kind
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: of couple.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: They do. They were made for each other.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: If she don't have no hips, she could use his.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: That s * * * is ovulating as we speak.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he's somewhere laid up with a hot
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: water bottle on his stomach.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I can't understand anything.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you say stuff, I just.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: That shaped like a top. Remember when the top used
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: to spin? He looked like a tornado.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: You know he got hips when John Legend said, damn,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: he got some hips.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: You know. He looked like my Nana. He does. He
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: looked like Nana.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: He looked like my third grade teacher, Mrs. Tinch.
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: Mrs. Tinch.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: He look like every cafeteria lady I've ever seen.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Every time he stalk, I can hear a grain bane.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I know my grain bane.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: If he had a tail, he could be Jabba the Hutt. Man,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: let me tell you something. I just, man, listen, if
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: you're going to get a white woman, get one that
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: other white.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: That people will wear down.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Ooh, I could see it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Don't get the white woman look like a learner's manager.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Stop it.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Hey, excuse me. Are you here to open the mall?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: What time y'all close? You know what? Let me stop.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: If you're having a hard time landing that new job,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: maybe you should try telling the truth. Jazz, just give
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: us five ways that you're lying on your resume by
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Meg Butler from Madame Noir.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Number five, an inflated salary or salaries.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your last job.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Hey, Rihanna.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I'll make it $ 858, 000.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five ways they can tell
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: you're lying on your resume. Don't contact my former employers.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: No, ever, ever, ever.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: They're so broken up.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: And all those businesses, they don't have phones.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: That's what happens.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five ways they can tell
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: you're lying on your resume. Executive job titles for an
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: entry-level position.
• 41:30
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I'm the front desk manager.
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 13: Of what?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Of what?
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I manage these phones.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: When they ring, I answer them. I am the official
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: mint putter on the pillar. I'm a sanitation engineer.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Official cabbage man.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five ways they can tell
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: you're lying on your resume.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Leaving out dates.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: From here to then.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
• 41:57
  Speaker 10: What?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I did a brief 15 year.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: From there to the other.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: When was that?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: About there.
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: Mitch.
• 42:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I took a gap year. There was 17 years.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, I did. I did.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I was guessed up the state.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: And the number one of the top five ways they
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: can tell that you're lying on your resume. The jobs
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: are out of business.
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: That's what that girl said. Remember what she said at
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: the school?
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: Remember?
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Don't say remember.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Of course I did. I was a manager.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: She is a junior. Of course she is. I mean,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: you can lie on your resume, you know. You don't
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: need a doctor when you look like that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: No, no. It is the deal. He will show you
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a 2026 edition.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: So if you're going to be in Yellow Springs, Ohio,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I'll be there tomorrow night along with Dave Chappelle and Earthquake.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Then the following day, I'll be at the City Winery
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: in Boston, Massachusetts. Two Friday, two Saturday, and one Sunday.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: In our podcast, Uncertain, a new episode every Thursday and Monday.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: It airs at 11. Very nice. Why does Lena look
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: so confused right now?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: She always looks confused.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Don't furrow your brow like that, sweetheart. Don't furrow your brow.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: No, but you do always look so confused.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: If you're going, baby.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: She's trying to figure things out. She's trying to figure
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: things out.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I was right here.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: The world is out of order and Lena is on
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: the case. That's right.
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: I am.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Lena's either, either late to where we are or just,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: she's never at the same place we are at the
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: same time.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: That's because I'm, it's not like I'm sitting here twirling
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: my thumbs. I'm working.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You're multitasking.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's multitasking.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: She's the Dominican Dolly Parton. Oh, double D. You never,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: you never, never catch her doing the backstroke.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: That'll never happen.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Melania can't do the backstroke.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: That's all she can do, probably.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Can you do the backstroke?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Can you do the backstroke?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: I gotta go get your martini.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: She ain't got time to be fooling with you.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: She's her own floatation device.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I got two of them. Let me get up on
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: one of them. She's a boy. A buoy, not a buoy.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Here she came back in.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Loading in at number nine. He thought I was joking.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I was over there handling your martini.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: How did you get them so fast?
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. All right.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: You worry about that backstroke. Thank you. Thank you. Um,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: so Jasmine, what's going on today?
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: So I don't know if you guys kept up with
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Well, apparently they have a robot named Lightning who ran
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: the 100 meter sprint 9.326. They don't need no more.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: That's for sure.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: You know whose record he beat? Usain Bolt. Yeah. His
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: name is Tiangong Ultra.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: But he don't hit them corners well. I saw him
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: when he turned that corner. He was wiping out, bro.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: If nothing else, it is funny and scary at the
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: same time because it's funny to see some of these robots,
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: they don't do so well. And they tumble and fall
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: and they try to throw and catch and jump and
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: it don't work.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: But, yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: On the straight way.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I saw him on the straight way.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: They're doing anything to get rid of black people.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm trying to tell you. They trying to do it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: Mm-mm-mm.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today?
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: You had me look up Jim Carrey's character, the one that, yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: Vera DeMilo. That's the character that looks like Officer Tatum's wife,
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Vera DeMilo.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Vera Cosa, the mistress of destruction.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: Boy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up on the next deal.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Random dinner's ready.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Coming up on the next deal. Kyle, you're the A.K.A.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Special K is the latest high record producer. And what
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: we're here is the latest project of short bus records,
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: plus the military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: hidden in our everyday lives.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: my favorite short bus operator.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Pull that straight. We got to go. It's the deal.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: See you on the other side.