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No Fat Bitches · GAS MONEY

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome to another installment of Gas Money.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: We got Red in the Building.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: What up, what up, what up, peoples?
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: We got your boy Chubby Sav.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: We back in in full effect.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: We also got AG in the building.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you very much.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's uh um a very chilly uh March day.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Um it's a Sunday, you know.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: All you people enjoying brunch.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Well, not gonna hear this meaning enjoying brunch, but there's people somewhere in the world enjoying brunch.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: And um isn't Daylight Savers coming up soon?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Next Sunday or something like that?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's a government myth.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: You can't predict, you can't uh save daylight.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: Time time is time is a man-made con uh concept, it doesn't really exist.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was telling people that in high school, like as a troll, because I didn't I didn't even know what that meant.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like I just heard that phrase somewhere.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: And I was telling people that as a troll, and like my whole school was like going on fire about that.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: They were like, what the fuck?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, most people.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: You know what it is, man?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of the times when you present an unpopular opinion, um, you get dragged because people just don't understand.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: They don't, you know, they only know what the fuck they've been taught.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: They only know, you know, what society is put in their head and they fail to think for themselves at times.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: So Yeah, I think the last research I did on Daylight Saving Times was like it's like it's to help us actually spend more money and work harder or some shit like that.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like this is whole like since you like to drag my Native American side, uh there's a uh there's an ancient Native American um saying quote, um, and I'm just going to uh loosely um state it because I don't recall that the you know the phrase verbatim, but it's basically saying it's basically saying that only the man, when they say the man, they mean the white man.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Just to be clear, we're talking to Native Americans here.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: So only the man will cut an inch off the top of someone's head and put it at the base of their feet and thinks that it makes them taller.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty deep.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: And it's the same concept with fucking daylight savings.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same shit.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: So spooky.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: There goes my uh Did Groundhog Day pass?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck is Groundhog Day?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: These are a lot of white holidays, bro.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just trying to figure out when is spring coming.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is Groundhog Day?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: What is that one again?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's when uh uh Groundhog comes out, or it's usually February 2nd, I believe, and they uh bless you, they make the uh they they they make the prediction if winter is going to last X amount more weeks or not, if they see a shadow, if they don't see a shadow.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's all this white.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: So white people don't believe that global warming is a thing.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: But they believe that if a groundhog sees his ass, that spring is coming sooner.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, yes, that's that's pretty good.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: They also believe that Trump was gonna make America great again, but you know.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, I mean you make a lot of good points.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um white folks don't know what to believe in.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, these niggas is wild.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: But um, how about our man?
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_00: Uh well not our man.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not really part of Future Hive.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm on team Russell Wilson.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Future Hendricks.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: So Future had a little dust up over this weekend.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: Again.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Versus the big girls this time.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um, watch out for the big girl.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_02: Watch out for the big girl, big girl, big big girl.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: I got this story off of Black Twitter, of course.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: Black Twitter, shouts to Black Twitter the greatest inventions since sliced bread.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know, someone asked me that.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: They said, where can I find Black Twitter?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, most people that don't have Twitter don't know, like they think it's like, hey, you log into Black Twitter and then all this is what all the shit is.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: BlackTwitter.com does not exist special slow folk out there.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: I think even Sir Chubbs knew that.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, I don't think so.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: He just wowed very uh like you know.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm assuming Black Twitter is a hashtag.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like a trending topic.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes, like, yeah, black Twitter sometimes is a hashtag, but however, is black do you not know what Black Twitter is?
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, he really doesn't.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't know.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we're gonna I haven't had Twitter in so long.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: My Twitter got hacked and they've been posting some stuff.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: So let me explain to you.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: Black Twitter hacked.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: Black Twitter is Twitter.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: However, it's usually when trending topics are like out there and you know they're they're bigger than whatever at the moment.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: Black Twitter are usually the black folks who take that topic, that trending topic, the subject or whatever, and twist it and turn it into you know, that's where all the memes and shit come from.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's where all the you know the slander and shit comes from.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Black Twitter is the shit.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: Everything you see on- Did I leave something out?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, absolutely not.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: I was just gonna get back on some sauce on it.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Everything you see on Instagram that's funny probably originated from Twitter.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yo, it happens on Twitter first instantly.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's instantly.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: And they do not understand that.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: Twitter is where it's at.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: If yo, if you meet a girl and she says that she has Twitter, like, she is definitely a gem.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: Because Twitter is not like regular fucking own monster, bro.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's its own monster.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's bet it's it's not like Facebook, it's not like Instagram, not like Snapchat or whatever, although it has aspects of all of them in it.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: But it starts on Twitter first.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: I use Twitter for news.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like I'm not a social media guy, like as you guys would know.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: But I Twitter, everything happens there instantly.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: When there's a school shooting, that shit is being live tweeted.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like I can see, I don't have to go to the police reports and be like, oh, what's just such and such happen?
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's live there.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: When fucking future's doing what the fuck he's doing, that shit is happening live in the moment, bro.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: So let me ask you a question.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: The Drake beef, Twitter finger shit was happening on Twitter.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Meek Mill kept tweeting and he would not put out a track.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: And shit was happening live on Twitter.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that nigga tweets like a motherfucker.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: He's on there talking his shit.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: He be up in there talking spicy nigga.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: You have to follow to really find it because when I had Twitter, I can't answer that question.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: When I had Twitter, it wasn't like that to me.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like I felt like I'm gonna do it.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: When you had Twitter was probably in the peak of Black Twitter.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's when Fabulous was on Twitter.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: He was the guy on Twitter.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: He was the really good thing.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_02: I never followed Fabulous.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: There was a lot of shit that I was just like, what the fuck?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: I never liked Fabulous.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: He was rambling, honestly.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: But he was that guy.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm telling you, before I got on Twitter, I I hear stories like the war stories from the OG Twitter heads when they talk about that.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_00: Twitter used to be so much better back in the day.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: So I can't even imagine before the fucking Fortnite kids got on there, how crazy that shit happened.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you something.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: I got on Twitter, I want to say, back in like, matter of fact, I let you know.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: Let me log into my goddamn Twitter right now so I can see.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: I joined Twitter in June of 2009.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: Bro.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's probably around the time I had my Twitter.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: You talk about shit being elite.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: It was definitely fucking elite.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like you had celebrities who are no longer like you had celebrities who are no longer living on Twitter.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_02: You have celebrities who like this is before the uh fake outrage community and everybody used to get all butthurt and all this shit like that.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_02: You see, they bit they they dug up your boy Kevin Hart's tweet.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like so you know how things are.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: And he's he's PC as fuck.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: So imagine somebody that was like off the card.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_02: So that's what I said.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: Like Twitter was fucking wild, bro.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was beautiful.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like I loved it.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: I don't really care for it as much because you know, uh as much these days because the other social media uh the other social medias have kind of taken over.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but you still have your your people who are like, listen, fuck all that other shit, nigga.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: Find me on Twitter.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like you follow like like who are some OG Twitter people that you follow?
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, honestly, I don't follow any of them.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: I just they get retweeted, and uh it's like you just get lost in the tweets and you figure all this nigga's funny as fuck, and this nigga's funny as fuck, and then like it's just like I don't really have any specific names, but I know where black Twitter is at, bro.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: I just go to the hashtags, like like anything that's trending, right?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: And I find the people that like it.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_00: There's this guy on there, he's some Haitian dude.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_00: I forgot his name, like his handle, but that nigga is funny as fuck.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_00: But he was just tweeting random shit like oh, like how how much money have you spent on your boyfriend this week?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like women are just like spending money on my boyfriend, and you just get your scene, like the and he's retweeting the good, the bad, and the ugly.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like, he's not nitpicking on an agenda, he's just retweeting everybody that was possible, and he has a lot of followers, so then you go into his tweets and you see the conversation between people, and it's like you're in like a bar.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's how it feels.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't know that the names are handles.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: Right, you say you don't follow people, whatever the case is.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: But who or in the past have you ever like tweeted somebody famous, like to added them or whatever?
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I used to talk shit to Kanye like that.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Who's the biggest person to ever respond to you?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um I don't I think like like LRG clothing, like the tweet of mine.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty much it.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, that's about it.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't the biggest person that ever said anything back to me when I had it was Yemen.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_01: That nigga called me a dickhead.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yemen?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck is that?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: The nigga that got shot with chinks?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know who that is.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_01: He's part of Cowboys.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, alright.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: I know Red got a story.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cheese.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see who you got Rosie O'Donnell hitting you back or something.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oprah Winfrey.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: I wanna say, let me see.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: Probably the biggest person to hit me back was Iced T.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: Ice T uh hit me back.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: He's on the heavy too.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: His tweets are fucking top-notch.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: He always has a dumb fucker to day tweet or a dumb fucker-the day uh quote.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's hilarious.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um I'm gonna go re-download too, right?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: The person who DM'd me.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is lit.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: The person who DM'd me and my nigga, I swear on everything, like I was happy as a pig in shit.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: The lovely Miss Maya.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, like Maya Maya.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Maya Maya, the singer.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: The star.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_02: Bruh.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: I told my bro, if there's anybody in the game, past, present, future, I'm still choosing Maya.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: She looks the same.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: She's vegan, bro.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: Vegan vag is superior.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you this.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um, she hit me back because I I tweeted at her, I was like, listen, uh, the the day that you decide that you would like to settle down and you know, have a husband and a family and a rottwaller, a couple of them, because she likes rottwallers.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Did you research?
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: I said, you know, we are definitely, you know, we could definitely make something happen.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: And she responded through DM.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, oh, word?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, yeah, word.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: And then she sent me uh, it was a like YouTube link.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: Buy my album now.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: But like for the simple fact that it was a DM and not just a regular profile.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Word up, man.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_02: Bro.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Maya, if you're out there listening, sweetie, if you ever come across this, that deal still stands.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: I will gladly get on one knee and then two.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: For you.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: How old is she now?
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: Nigga, it don't matter.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um I want to say she's probably close to 40.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm happy for you because I had a similar situation.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, you did.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what was your social media platform?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: This is Instagram?
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: Instagram?
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: I had wrote Morgan Westbrook on Snapchat and I said the same thing.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: The day you ready to settle down.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, the day I ever meet you in a ride out again, I would have a ring for you.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: And she liked it and commented back, oh, that's cute.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you, love.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I was sitting there like, oh my god.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think Red knows who uh Morgan Westbrook is.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: One of the black Kardashian bitches.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, it has to come with it, bro.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's my future love.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_00: But uh, let's go back to future.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, we got like a severely off topic.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we did, but fuck it.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, even though we mentioned them.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: We were talking about future of the big girls.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, just to cut you off, just again.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Since you said Instagram, the biggest person I think, or yeah, the biggest person who responded to me via Instagram, um, Malaya.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: The Malaya.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_02: The Malaya Michael.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like the the Drake bar Malaya.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Someone called Malaya.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_05: If I see a picture, probably.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Jesus.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_05: You're supposed to know who she is.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: Um I don't know who Bray Malayles is.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: Malaya's definitely my best friend.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: Malaya's definitely like the top five top five baddest in the uh stripper game, I would say.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: And Drake tried try to retire her.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: She was not having that shit.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: And the only reason in the one well, one of the only reasons I said that, well, A, she's vegan.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, two, she uh is also natural.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: Her body is natural.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_02: I met Cincinnati.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: We're talking about through DMs and shit, bro.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just going up to a pop-up shop and meeting the you're just another guy that's here at the pop-up shop.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like, did she meet uh what's her name?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: Tahiri too the same way?
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I met Tahiri.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to be technical, I think that's the real reason why Joe Button doesn't like Drake.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, because of Tahiri.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_02: Because Drake fucked Tahiri.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um is that alleged?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, I saw a fucking picture of them in some on some resort.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he flew out somewhere, yeah.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's all that's all the confidence.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: Anytime anytime that you're in a picture with someone in a pool, and this is Drake we're talking about.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: The under Draker.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: I want to say that I that 11 times out of ten.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I said that the right way.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: Eleven times out of ten, he fucked.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would agree.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: To hear he fucked Joe Buddh.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_02: Do you not think she's gonna fuck Drake?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: J.R.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Smith was in the middle.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot about him.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I forgot about him too.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't heard about J.R.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_02: Smith since their blunder in the NBA Finals.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: He's somewhere trying to get uh traded off the Cavs, but they're not letting him go.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: They're tanking, they need him.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's the past, we're gonna bring him back to the future.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of the future.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: So future Hendricks uh got himself a little dust up with the big girls.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_00: He was at a club appearance, and apparently, allegedly, he said that yo, I don't want no fat girls in here.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: And Twitter.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is he allowed to stop them from coming in?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: If I have a preference and I'm, you know, I'm in the club or in his section.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, the club.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: He don't want no big bitches in the club.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the headline at your event.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_02: You are only making real money tonight because I'm on the motherfucking uh billboard.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want no fat bitches in here, nigga.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: And that's how Future felt until, you know, Twitter caught a hold of it, and this uh this semi-Twitter famous BBW woman, she was the one that was uh like in the middle of it because Yeah, I saw I saw her ugly ass.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: So she was in the middle of it because apparently she was like gonna go, and her friend like called ahead of some kind of crazy shit like that.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_00: But future actually denounced everything and said that he never said that.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_00: It was the promoter.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: The promoter was the one telling people like, yo, we got future hit tonight.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, none of this fat girl shit's gonna work tonight.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: So then there was a whole big thing on Twitter that's always been like a cold war between the BBW girls and the slim chicks.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_00: Like there's there's always like this weird like beef between them, I guess.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like slim thick ones?
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, not even the slim thick ones, like just the skinny girls.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, skinny girls are pretty faces, like the Jinnae Aikos, the Ariana Grande type of girls.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: Jenny Aikos.
• 15:34
  unknown: Oh, god.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_02: You you you back the fuck up off Jinnae.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_00: So that was like the whole thing.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: But then it kind of got me upset because let's say it was future's preference.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I don't like fat girls.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want them in.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_00: He's entitled.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why is why is it such an outrage?
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_00: But women can be like, yo, if you are not six feet, you're not even a man.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_00: You're a man lit.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: Not only that, my dude, but you're him, her.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like so much shit like that.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Not only that, but you know, and and I do know some big dudes who who get it in, but I'm just saying uh as a whole, I don't know many women who fuck with fat dudes.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like that's that's another thing.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: Straight up like like as soon as I see him, like, nigga, what nigga, I want with titties.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck out of here.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, yeah, he's he's he's sweet, he has a nice personality, but he's not for me.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm just but as men, we're just supposed to accept the big thing.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like it's it's it's just a double standard.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: I believe double standards exist for a reason.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_00: But fat bitches.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand why women are allowed to have these extreme, extreme preferences.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then when we have them, they'll be like, oh, but your mama black, oh, but your mom, what your mama look like, and all kind of shit like that, and you're just like, but number one, I'm not trying to fuck my mom.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: And number two, I have a mommy complex.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like why why am I not allowed to have a preference?
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I want a girl that don't drink Hennessy every weekend, oh that's a oh you you what type of nigga are you?
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like you like you choosy, you gay or something?
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's just so weird.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_02: They have they have very like the way that they uh process what you're saying is so like a lot of the time, not all women, but a lot of the times with during conversation, like the things that you say, like they take the extreme wrong way, or like take it extremely left, and you're like, that's not what the fuck I meant at all.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, you're just I think I think people like that though just expose their insecurities.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, I think that's what it is.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_00: Because what about how do you guys feel about women with kids?
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, would you fuck with a girl with kids?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck with um well let me explain fuck with define fuck with.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: You would you date a woman that has kids?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: A kid.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: Let's just start it off very much.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so are you are you asking me if I'm dating single moms?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, would you date a single mother?
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're allowed to have that preference, which I can do.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely, absolutely.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: But they're gonna pretend like you're not.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I th you know what I find funny about single moms?
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: Single moms want you to give them a chance, but they wouldn't want their sons dating single moms.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_01: That that that's funny.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like, like, where does that make sense?
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: But um, I'm sorry, reiterate your question.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm smoking on this uh OG Kush right now.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: Shout outs to my um shout outs to my connects, man.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: My my my fucking African connect and helped me up.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, African?
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know they uh dabbled in that.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_00: I thought they were just scammers.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_00: African Kush.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, if I've never heard of it, but if they had you know what I want to get into the weed conversation a little bit later in this podcast when you have like a little bit more.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_02: I heard a blue strand that just came out of the phone.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: This is how I know you're a rogue.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a strand.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's a strain.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: A strain.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: Strand is hair.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_02: Strand is hair.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's hair.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so why would you not participate in the dating of the single mothers?
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_02: I am not going to indulge in dating single mothers primarily because I will never be her first priority.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's a great enough answer.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um my time with her is limited to and subject to interaction with their kids, their children, child, whatever.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: Um and on top of that, not that I want children because I don't, and I've made that clear plenty of times.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: I do not want any of those little motherfucking crumbs that are.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: At the end of the day, you don't want nobody to have their hand in his cookie jar.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's not even that.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's I would like my first child to be our first child.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: Boom.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: Mic drop.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_02: You know, simple as that.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a lot of the times, and I don't give a fuck.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: There's nobody that's gonna correct me on this shit.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of the times people who split, who have children, the relationship between them is so fucked up.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: Co-parenting, positive co-parenting isn't as isn't as what's the word I want to go for?
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't know.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like I was just trying to the weed.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, nigga, no.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't it mythical?
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Co-parenting isn't as I want to say out there as much as parents who don't fuck with each other.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's not as big as that.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like the the st uh statistically, statistically, I want to say that it's a landslide.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's more parents that don't fuck with each other.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_02: So the thing is you now are around some sort of toxic energy.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Energy is you know transferred.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: Transferred, there we go, thank you.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: Chubbs, what to say.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: Shout outs to Chubbs.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: You know, energy is transferred, it's never destroyed.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like unless she takes that energy, that negative energy, and turns it into something positive, she's gonna harbor that.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: And that's gonna come back to you.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: You're pissed off at this nigga because he didn't come or he didn't do what he was supposed to do for y'all child, and now I gotta fucking sit there and you know what I'm saying, deal with the attitude because of no, it don't work like that.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: So Chubbs, I know you have a very uh weird past with the single mothers and shit like that.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, not to in in my past though, I have.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: I have, which is why now I wouldn't do it.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: Because I've learned my lesson.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's more of a fucking headache than anything.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_02: Especially a like myself, if you're not into children.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck about children.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even do anything that's a good idea.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_00: They're the future, right?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me?
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: They're the future.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: You know, the future, yeah, I'll I'll I'll be here, but eventually I'll be gone, so you know, fuck it.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: Let them deal with it.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Have at it.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, man, I it's just if I'm not interested.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: In children, why the fuck would I date someone with children?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: With children, especially if they're not yours.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I definitely understand.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I fuck cougars who uh children are older.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: I understand.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, chubbs.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: What you got to say?
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: The floor is yours.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why I do it.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I have a weird MILF fantasy.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like a weird MILF fetish, I should say.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: Never seen it with a MILF.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: See it with a lot of uh mothers though.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if they're one else.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: A mother I would like to fuck with a MILF.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_01: Mother you'd like to.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but mother you would like it.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: What is the word MILF?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: I like to fuck it.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, but you know the term the term gets uh given too loosely.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: And here's the thing You just a bitch with a kid, man.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: It has to be a certain age.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like for a MILF, I want to say that you have to at least be 35 and better.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel you.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_02: 35 and better.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like you're fucking 21 with a cle with a kid, bitch.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_02: You're not a fucking MILF.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: You're a poor decision maker.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't know, I don't know exactly what it is, but I do like younger children.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like out of the Jesus Christ.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: Not on that level.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: We're not gonna have to say that.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like how they say no no homo, no pedophile.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_01: No R.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_01: Kelly, but Innocent.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: I like, like, I always wanted children.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, Pastor.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: I always like I've always been around like my little cousins, you know, helping my little cousin grow to be a better human being, a better man, um, as much as I can.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_00: Those kids are probably fucked up right now.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: So I always look at it like Cux of America.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'll put down a t-shirt.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's a single mother, like I never look down on the child or I never like had, I guess, an animosity to the child just because the child didn't really do anything for like that relationship to go sour.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_01: So if like I really like find this woman attractive, I would talk to her.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I just wouldn't put it past her.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like I've I'm not talking about fucking, bro.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I've dated I dated a single mother.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: And, you know, like, yeah, the kid was around, but like I always made it like, alright, if we go out this weekend, next weekend we could, you know, go fucking Daven Bus and take the child if anything.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: You get what I'm saying?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I've never been one of those people like, nah, fuck that.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's always my time.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'll make time we'll make time for our own endeavors to make sure.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: But you see, that's a that's a sacrifice that you really have to be willing to make.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: And I just never found a problem to it, I should say.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_01: So, you get what I'm saying?
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's just it's just like big girls.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_00: What about dealing with the before you switch your gears to the big girls?
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: What about dealing with the baby father?
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I done been in a situation where I basically I've been in two situations with a baby father where I popped on one.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's too too many for me.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: I popped on one and one, the nigga tried to come back in her life and she wasn't having it.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: And then like the nigga was just trying to like keep poking, and then it got to the point where the nigga would, I guess, got in contact with me, but I don't think he really knew it was me.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: You get me?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like, he didn't know me and his baby mother was doing anything.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: But he got in contact with me as personally.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: You get what I'm saying?
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't know if he knew like who the actual person he was hitting up.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: He just knew like this is somebody that's in her phone, whatever, saying this out.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, okay.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you for clarifying that, because that fucked me up when you're talking about it.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I was high.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was gonna say this is the strongest fuck.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: So at that point, like, yeah, like certain times, yeah, certain shit do get annoying.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_01: Because if I really don't get annoying, yeah, does get annoying.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's like if I really fuck with you and we have understanding, and you're telling me this nigga's not in your life, you gotta keep that on a leash.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_00: But he's always that's my thing.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's always going to be in her life.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's understandable.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's understandable.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_01: But if you are telling me that, yo, you're not fucking with the nigga, y'all moved on, and okay, he still got feelings, you gotta move a certain way where that nigga can't sit there and be like, like, get my phone number or get my Instagram or get my fucking, let's say Twitter or Facebook, and contact me.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: You get what I'm saying?
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta keep that shit like, yo, listen, I'm done with you.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: I moved on, you're here for your child, and that's it.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: You get what I'm saying?
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I mess with females that a couple women.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mess with a couple women that had the kid in my past or like talk to, and they fuck that up.
• 26:26
  unknown: Yeah.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: Where they don't realize, like, I don't care if the niggas in your life, he's gonna be in the child's life.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's his kid.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: But don't have that shit coming to me because if it comes to my front door, some type of way that I feel like now I really gotta go out of my way to really give that energy to that person.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I'm gonna be like, all right, now you fucked up.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm gonna handle my business and get your dead issues.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_00: What about yourself, AG?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: Um person personally, um, I had one tangled.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: We're speak we're we're speaking hypothetically because you are in a committed relationship.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm like and black men don't cheat.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm currently building a harem.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_00: Uh just contact my harem leader, my wife, if you wanna put in the application.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: You wanna get down with the dips?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, you uh put in the application.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta get those lips wet.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_00: Twice.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_00: But uh I uh I've definitely tangled with a I I would say she was a MILF.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh she but she was pretty uh she's pretty raggedy in the terms of like her parenting and like her priorities were fucked up.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like I deal with one of those.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're going out.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_00: Uh really a mother for real?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_00: You deal or you dealt with Delph.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_00: Delta?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like Delft?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_00: Delta, yeah, listen.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't dealt with it.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_00: I have a list.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, you don't have no fucking list.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: We have a fucking slow brain or something.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: But I dealt with as a speech impediment with a situation like that before.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: You dealt with, yeah.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, bitch that was uh fuck that kid.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we going out.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to make sure that you weren't still dealing with that bum bitch.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so yeah.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not clearly.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_00: But um, and I was this was not a dating thing at all.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_00: This was during the time where I was uh wild wilding is what the the kids call me.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: And you're backsliding wild.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: I was wilding, uh like Donald Trump would say about the the the Central Park 5.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_00: Central Park 5.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he fucked those dudes' lives up.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_00: But um anyway, anyways, yeah.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: So she was really unfit as a mother, and for some strange reason that turned me on.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_00: On, like all the way on.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like my meter was like, I don't understand why.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: Like she was really a shitty parent.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like two of the kids was with the dude.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's how bad of a parent that she was.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Two what?
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like she had three kids.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: She lost custody of the kids.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of two of them.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta be a shitty.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a shitty parent.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta be a shitty bitch.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Harlem to be able to do it.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_00: She was she lived in Harlem on one of those uh what street was it?
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh that's a long time ago.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, east side or west side of Harlem.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, I don't know Harlem like that.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Because it that makes a difference.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm closer to the river.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: Which one?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, where's Dinosaur BBQ at?
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's uh Dinosaur that's the West Side.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was around over there.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: One of those uh probably about like Grant Some shit, bro.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: That was a long time ago.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, that bitch had a whole spent a lot of time.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_01: We'll talk later because this will be a funny story.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but anyways, yeah, she was really unfit and it was die laugh it was the same bitch?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: It was no, it wasn't.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_00: With the same.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_00: I promise you it wasn't.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_00: Me, me, no.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: The women that I uh associate myself with would never associate with themselves.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: We don't dabble in the same river?
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's not about the river.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: I could dabble in your river if I wanted to.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't like to get burned by sepsis.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_00: He said he doesn't lower his standards.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I like to shoot for the moon and the stars and those things.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_00: I open my refrigerators all the time.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there you go.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's an inside joke for the women that don't know what that means.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, uh that's the only time I ever did it, and it wasn't on no I wouldn't date a single mother, absolutely not, unless like the baby father was dead and the kid did not like kid was young enough to know to be raised like you know, I'm the the father.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: That's the only way.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm very particular about things like that.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_00: So if the child is like like old enough to know that, hey, this dude that's in my mom's life is not my father, then I couldn't do it.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_00: I could raise a a child as my own though.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like I could definitely do that.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: If the child was old enough to know that that's not that I'm not the father.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: You couldn't dabble?
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, I couldn't date.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_00: I could absolutely dabble.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like sex is sex, but I couldn't date her.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: I could not.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_00: I I prefer that.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: No, I would rather the kid be raised and be like, oh, this is my father.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: I prefer that because they know like there's certain shit that I'm not obligated to do.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like But what are you dating for?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm dating.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, when I say obligated to do a marriage.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_01: When I dated, alright, the female that I've dated that had a child, he was nine.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_01: I think nine or ten.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's an old kid.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_01: She was a little older than me.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: But we've dated, I think, for I want to say eight or nine months.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: And what's the end game?
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, it was the end game was to be with her, but he knew I wasn't hit uh his father.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_01: So it was like, if I came over, the most he would expect is like fucking, if uh 2K, we play 2K, whatever, but he never expected me to be like, yo, let's go to Toys of Rust.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_01: We're going shopping, because it never got to that.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I wasn't there for that long for him to within.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: He understood that.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_01: You get what I'm saying?
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: He understood it, like, if his birthday came around and I was at the house, yeah, because his birthday did come.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I got the the nigga like a question.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think this is the most important question here.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: You said you were dating for how long?
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Eight to nine months.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Eight to nine months.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: At what point did you meet her child?
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: What point?
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: I met her child when we was first talking.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like we was talking about.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: See, that's my fucking problem.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's my problem.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: You do not it you do not uh introduce your child every nigga that you fuck with.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_02: Or if you are gonna do that, I don't feel that, and these are just my opinion, but I don't feel that you should introduce someone right off the fucking bat.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: It wasn't right off the bat.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: We was talking That's what I just asked.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: You just know that was a talking phase.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's early.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: That was early.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: It was early, but it wasn't like What's the what's the talk?
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: How far?
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: We was talking for like about three, four months.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: Three to four months before you met a child.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, about that.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's still too fucking.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_01: But it wasn't it wasn't like she's like, oh, come over, I'm gonna have you meet my child.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: It just so happened that we I basically bumped into her in like Queen Center Mall.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I saw her and she was basically taking her kid shopping.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: And then she's basically like at that point, she was just like, oh, this is my friend, whatever, you know, whatever.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_01: And then he started seeing me around.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: And then, you know, he put two and two together.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: How old was you say?
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: He's like none.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck you mean he put two and two together?
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean he put two and two together?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: It was with common core math.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: You start seeing me.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: He starts seeing me in the house.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: You hear what I'm saying?
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: Were you dressed?
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like what did he put out?
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_00: What did he put together?
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I want to know.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_01: If you see a man start coming over, hanging out with your mother, so you can't have friends?
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's not like a nigga on the street.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now that's it.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he put the shit.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm asking you.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like he he put to the gun.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_00: She did the wrong thing though.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_00: She should have been fucking with somewhere else.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_00: This was horrible.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, like we mean no we both, what you call, but it was the reason why we ended up like ending it, it was just like, cause it was just going left.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like this is like the story.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: You feel me?
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: Talking about what?
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Complete sons?
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_01: It was just on some shit, like, I ain't gonna lie, like it had something to do with that.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: Cause I had I think I had took the like last rice crispy or some shit, and she's like, oh, that was for my son's lunch, and I looked at her like, yo, you better buy a fucking rice crispy.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's not the point.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's not the point.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like, but but I will say this.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: I will say this.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: Single mothers have the best snacks everywhere.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_02: I've been hearing that in a while.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_02: This is bro.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: This bitch didn't even have snacks.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: Gotches, gotcha, fruit roll-up roll-ups, mops, juices.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yo, and it's like I didn't experience any of this.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: The criteria on point.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: And the motherfucking wick and uh food stamps hit, nigga.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_00: I went into that crib and there was nothing but a a room and a bed.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_00: And the child was I never seen the child, heard the child a lot, but I didn't see the child.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, listen, man.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's chained up in the crib.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, somewhere.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_00: I was just dead.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: Did you live like this?
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's why.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_00: See, that's it.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's the thing.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, I can't sit here and say that I haven't in my past, you know, met uh women's children at an early stage or whatever.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_02: Because at times shit happens.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you can't you can't help certain things like you run into someone in public or something like that or whatever.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: But story time with Uncle Red.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh oh.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_00: These are always fun.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to say any names, but in my backsliding days, just no, I was an asshole.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think we uh confirmed this on you know a couple podcasts ago.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: Assholes Unite.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: Asshole.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hashtag asshole ism.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_02: But I was an asshole.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_02: And this chick was a semi-shitty mother.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_01: You took over the shitty mother's go fuck yourself.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't have any uh interaction with those little fucks.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: But one night I was called over to a hotel when uh this individual this this woman was in town visiting, had her I don't know if it was one or two at the time, but I know for sure it was one.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_02: It was one of them.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_02: This particular instance, she calls me over to the hotel late night.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I knew she was in town, but I didn't know what her arrangements were for her children.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm just like, okay, well, you've been in town a few days, so you're calling me over today.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: So, alright, cool, you must have some motherfucking body taking care of you.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your kids, yeah.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, they was in the connecting room.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: Connecting room?
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Going to bed.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: Go down to the pool, guys.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_02: I am not that much of a fucking asshole.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's just a scar.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's a real fucking dirt ball, nigga.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like, damn, can you catch a pedophile child?
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even want to think about that.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure you could.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: Unfit mother.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_00: She's to blame.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_00: I was getting fun to take.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was doing what I was supposed to be doing.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, so that's exactly what happened.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm in uh I'm you know, the child, he's asleep, you know, in the other bed and shit.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I get them.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_02: So two beds.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_02: She turns the lights out.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_02: And it was like after after I and you know, left or whatever.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, damn.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Did I really just get my dick shut with her child in the same motherfucking room?
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you yes you did.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: This this this bitch, like.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: But hey, you know, like I said, I was young, I was an asshole.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, uh that's not too bad, man.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like I thought it was gonna go like the dark left somewhere.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not gonna be a good one.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_00: I thought the nigga woke up and tugged on your leg or something.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: But but but but but I will say this the only reason that I was okay with it is because her head is top five ever.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I'm saying?
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like ever.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: Ever.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'd have been in the situation where killing the doggy, little nigga open the door, my okay, and just close the door and walk back out.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm just sitting there like that nigga came in here for something.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_00: Do you finish after that?
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, cool.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_01: So nigga, I just want to know how these things work.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: At that, at that point, what am I gonna do?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna pull out.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I've been in a situation where I pulled out, she was like, oh, he's probably hungry, went, gave the nigga a snack, came back in the room, and finished.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: You do you deal with a lot of women with kids, dog.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you got a lot of stories.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_01: A couple of these stories happen like with the same same girl.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: Same girl.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Same girl.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, um, just to shift gears a little bit, um, let's talk about a little pop culture bullshit.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm pretty sure you guys have been hearing the Kardashian's name in the news for like 100 miles.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Tristan Thompson, the dark-skinned Canadian, he's not black.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_00: People always mix up the thing.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: There's dark-skinned everybody.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: They're not black, though.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's a dark-skinned Canadian person.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_00: He's not a black man, he does not fall under our jurisdiction.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: But we did not Yeah, we spoke about this before, but we didn't have Jordan Woods' side.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: Jordan Woods is the young lady that uh was allegedly uh cheating with Tristan.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_00: She uh got the whole Kardashian glow-up plan.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: If you see the before and after pictures, she was like not that attractive.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_00: Now she's like pretty attractive.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh she doesn't like Kylie Jenner.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's Kylie's best friend, billionaire.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_00: Your best friend's about to be a billionaire, and you go and fuck her sisters, whatever.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: But the the scary part about this whole thing is um she did a sit-down with the Smiths family, which are it's called that red table talk.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know, uh Jada Pinkersmith has like her own like semi-talk show kind of thing, it's on the internet.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_00: And she gave her side of the story, and the smoking gun was basically nothing happened.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: The two the two incidents that people took out of context, according to her, was there was a point in time where she was sitting on the arm of a chair and her legs were across his legs.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_00: She didn't think anything of it, but that's what people were saying was a lab dance.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: And then when she was leaving, which was at seven in the morning, from Tristan's house.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: Remember, this isn't Chloe and Tristan's house.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_00: This is Tristan's house.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why he has his own house.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: But mean why?
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: I mean if I'm in a marriage, I'm not having my own house.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's kind of crazy.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_02: Nigga, fuck that.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: He's he's married to whom?
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: You said a Kardashian.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_02: Definitely you gotta have your own shit, nigga.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not fucking bump.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not I'm not uh shackling with this.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_02: I need a place to escape when her fucking crazy, when my crazy ass in-laws come over.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_00: The one with the dick, the one without the dick.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: You can't get it.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Kanye, come on over to my crib, nigga.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_01: You said what that you're an American, you wouldn't have your own, right?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm an American?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: What did you say just now?
• 40:55
  SPEAKER_00: I just said I I uh if I'm married, I wouldn't have my own house.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like what is American?
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_00: After you said I'm American, I won't have my own shit, but okay.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, you can't speak, nigga, you can't hear me.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so then she said when she was leaving at seven in the morning from Tristan's house, he kissed her on the mouth, and that's what people saw and said that they were making out all night.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um Why do you kiss her?
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_00: Whose people like the people that were there?
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_00: Because there was a party at his house at Tristan's house.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_00: At Tristan and Chloe's house.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_00: Was Chloe invited?
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_00: No, because this is Tristan's house.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_00: So she said the very next day she went over and reported to the Kardashian clan, and she told them, hey, uh, I left that out.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like she left out the part that they kissed and everything, but she told them everything else.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then that's what she said that was her fault.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_00: She shouldn't have been in the first place.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I just want to know whose side are you guys on?
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: Because remember, Chloe took like Tristan from somebody, she took French from Trina, and like the Kardashians are like She took French from Trina.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:55
  unknown: Wow.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_00: And there's like this whole thing of like people are saying that this is just cosmic karma for the Kardashians.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why?
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, you get them how you lose them.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_00: You lose them how you get them.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's pretty fair.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: And Jordan Woods got the black Kardashians, like the real ones.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_00: She got the Smiths on her back.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's a pretty big, powerful family to have, like, as your backing.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, then again, look at their son.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_00: So what about her their son?
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_00: He's talented.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_01: He's a little different.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he has money.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_00: Batman suits to weddings?
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's a little off.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_01: That's swag.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's all, right?
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, how cool do you have to be that you go to Kanye West's wedding in a Batman suit?
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's not even a black Batman suit.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking white.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's a wedding.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how cool do you gotta be?
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_00: So I think you gotta give him some props.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_00: I just uh I'm fucking different.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't I've I've never seen that, but you never seen the picture.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: Pull that shit up for him, yo.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is hilarious.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Jaden Smith that ass went to Kanye's wedding in a fucking Batman suit.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is fucking nuts.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'll look at the picture later.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so the nigga looked like a white black man.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_00: No, he was white, he was in the white Batman suit, though.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, no joke.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like it was all white.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_02: Continue.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_00: So I I just think that uh Jordan Wood's rebrand is gonna be dope.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: I think she should drop an album, honestly, of uh, you know, tell all's and stuff like that.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_00: But she has an NDA with the Kardashians, like she's not supposed to mention these people.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_00: So she's gonna have speaking.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_00: She's a single woods.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_00: No, she doesn't do anything.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_00: So you're talking about she should do something.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_00: This is press, bro.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_00: Like she's she's lost, she's out of that family, so she needs to make an income now.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_00: Because she was living with Kylie, like legit in her house and everything.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_00: And they kicked her out and all of that shit.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_01: So I think Oh yeah, I seen that she finally unfollowed her.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they all followed.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_00: She they unfollowed each other.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_00: You seen it?
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that's a word.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I seen it.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_00: I mean I I've given up on you.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_00: He is clearly gonna try to correct you as much as possible.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_00: But uh is there any like like cheating like etiquette in the she's young, she's like twenty two years old.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_00: She's born.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_01: When you say I love you.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Who?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Tristan hasn't said a word.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: He hasn't said anything.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_00: He hasn't oh, so he didn't cheat if you didn't say loved it.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_00: And is a pet kiss cheating.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: On my end or on her end?
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: On Tristan's end.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: And he cheated.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he ain't black, so he cheated.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: But a pet kiss on a man's end is a cheating.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: So you don't think Tristan did anything wrong?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_00: It was in his house under his roof.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_00: We don't know what happened under his roof.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_01: We know what happened outside the religion.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is this is all alleged because Tristan has not said a word.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_00: I honestly think he's crying out for help and he just wants to get away from Chloe.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_00: And one thing that Jordan Woods did say during the uh interview that was kind of telling was that she did say that Tristan and Chloe are not in a relationship.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: So she doesn't feel like she ruined anything because they're not in a relationship.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: But uh Chloe has been pretending like, oh, this is it.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_00: This is what broke our relationship finally.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's over now.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_00: But he has his own house.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's pretty telling.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_00: That you have your own living quarters.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_00: Not inside our same house.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like he has his own mansion in the fucking Calabasas somewhere.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_00: Nigga, he's a fucking millionaire.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but come on.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think Jay-Z has his own house outside of Beyonce?
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think so.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_00: If y'all seem to meet crazy not to think so.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he does, bro.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: Any real nigga got his own.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't know.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Any real nigga who can afford it got his own spot.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like he may not he may not have his own whole house, but he might have his own apartment.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: This nigga had a house, dog.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_02: I guess, but that's if you were in the same situation, would you?
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I would have to house a lot of women because I don't know how big my hair was gonna be if I'm a hundred million dollars.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, I wouldn't I couldn't do that, bro.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like I wouldn't have my own.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_00: I really want to know what our viewers think about this.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I'll have a guest house.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: That would be my house.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but like I'm talking about a whole different property, like away from your family.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be like, it's not like a couple of digit different uh zip code numbers over here.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling y'all, y'all can't give me an example of another man in entertainment that we know for a fact has a whole other crib outside of the one that he's living with with his family.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: None.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: Can't give me one.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, knowingly, I can't.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_00: Knowingly, that's my thing.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like Tristan is like, yo, this is Tristan's crib.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't LeBron wasn't LeBron living with his um spouse and then bought a house in California and had another house?
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Which he lives in the right?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but doesn't he still own the other house?
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, speaking of LeBron, probably speaking of LeBron, we're gonna get on that uh we're gonna get on that Lakers uh bandwagon in a minute.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_02: LeBron LeBron's cool.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_02: But didn't he still own the bandwagon, but we're gonna get on that topic in a few.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I think he has two houses, if I'm not mistaken.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_00: But do you don't think his family lives in both of them?
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, hey, we're gonna go to Cleveland, we're gonna live here.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_00: He still has that school.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_00: He has to still have ties.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: How do you not feel sometimes maybe he might say, you know what, I'm gonna just go take a trip and live in that house by myself without the public knowing.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, so what?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's the same thing.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's not the same thing.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like, he still has that school and a lot of business and ties to Ohio.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_02: So if I go back, I want to be comfortable.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: This is my this is my hometown, yeah.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: Which I fucking lived in for years.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's not the same thing of having a Calabasas in a Calabasas house up the street.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if it if this is true, but Tristan had the house, it's like legit.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's in the same fucking state, niggas in California, wherever they stay at.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um Okay, so let me make this clear.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's like me living.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you living in fucking uh Queensbridge, and you know, you live in the Queensbridge with your with your wife, but you having your own separate spot in fucking Ravenswood.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's nuts.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's nuts though.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like how would people look at you?
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_00: How would your woman look at you?
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's my backcave, babe.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: What do you need that for?
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's my stress reliever.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: From what?
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_01: I go there, that's what my games, I chill and I enjoy it.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_01: So why can't you play a game?
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_02: You're fucking multi-multi multi-millionaire.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_01: You can fucking add a whole nother wing house and have your own.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, babe, I need to get away.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's that's that's how that ends.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_00: You I hope you did the prenup.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: We did not get this nigga on the standing point time.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it up for everybody.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, facts.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: But um, we could we could transfer to the LeBron Lakers.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_00: Trash.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, you don't watch basketball.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_00: So trash.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even want to hear your opinion on this.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_01: They gotta win how many more games?
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: They have to go 15 and 4, I think.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_00: 15 to 5 or something like that.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: If they lose more than four games, they're out, which is gonna happen.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: They're not gonna This is the point, Max Kellan!
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're not making the playoffs.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: Stephen A.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's my Stephen A smoke the players.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: Stephen A.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_00: He's from Queens, too, isn't he?
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out, shout out Stephen A.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck is this?
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_02: Are you how are you gonna do this?
• 48:48
  unknown: The playoffs!
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: The playoff LeBron! Yeah, he's not he's not making it to the playoffs.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_00: And honestly, didn't they?
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_00: I thought they were gonna lose.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_00: I thought they were gonna make the playoffs, honestly.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_00: They were a fourth seed before he got hurt.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_00: And I just had them losing in the first round to Utah, anyways.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_00: I have a theory.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_00: Were they tanking for Zion?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me?
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_00: Are they tanking for Zion?
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_00: That's gonna be not.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, what's your theory?
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_00: I want to hear this.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: I know it's gonna be anti-Lebron, because you know, you're one of those guys.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: I think that the younger players on the team I think that they were really broken with their names being involved in the trade uh rumors.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I think that's a fair assessment.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: And for the simple fact that LeBron was all for getting rid of them.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're not playing for them.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um the f define that.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_00: To get Anthony Davis, okay, the front office, not LeBron.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: Why do we keep putting this on LeBron?
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm saying he has an influence.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: You can't tell me you can't tell me that they know and feel that for Anthony Davis, oh yes, the front office is this or whatever the case is, but LeBron has in the past had a fucking hand in the pot when it comes to deciding who to keep and deciding who should go.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think every star player does that, but okay, I'm I'm listening to your narrative.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: But I think that they felt a way about it, and more so than just that.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_02: His comments during post-game interviews and these uh, you know, little uh blurbs in the media when he kind of disassociates himself and kind of steers the narrative as being their fault due to inexperience and things of that nature.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_02: Is he wrong?
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_02: Technically, no.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_02: However, when it comes to being a superstar team leader, yeah, you have to conduct that interview in a different manner.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_00: I agree with you.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_00: But LeBron is not the greatest leader.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_00: We all know this already.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_00: Clearly, it's showing.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_00: No, we are we know this already, so none of this really surprises me.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um if he didn't get hurt, they'll be in the playoffs.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_02: But I think that the comments that were made after their names and all of that, I think that's what probably got into their heads.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that they're like, you know what?
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_02: We're not we're fuck it.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just I disagree.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just enjoy a few more months off.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck these niggas.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_02: If they want to trade us next season, they can do what we want to, but this season, I'm not coming, I'm not playing hard.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_00: I disagree for the simple fact of Lonzo Ball is hurt.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_00: If he would be playing, he's their best defensive player.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_00: This is true.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's hurt.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_00: So that that defense is half of the game.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_00: Brandon Ingram.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_02: Which LeBron doesn't have to be.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's fucking old as fuck, nigga.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_00: He just came off a groin injury.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Not to not not saying he's allowed to not play defense.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: Let me ask you, why does all his injuries always end up being something like that?
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, what injuries?
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_00: He's had been injured like twice in his whole career.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: And what was the first one?
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: An elbow injury.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, why are they like such like bullshit injuries?
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_00: What is a uh elbow injury where he was using his fucking left hand for the rest of the series?
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_00: Is it a bullshit injury?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like a groin injury?
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_00: Have you hurt your groin before?
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_03: Listen, listen.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: That is a bullshit injury?
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_02: Kobe, Kobe won two fucking uh championships and a fucking gold medal with uh broken finger?
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: With a with with broken fingers on the shooting hand, nigga.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: Don't tell me about it.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but have you hurt your groin before?
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: I have.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_00: And that is a bullshit injury.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_01: It hurts a lot, but I don't think it's on some like nigga.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_00: If you're fucking playing in the NBA, you are nuts, yo.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard my groin before, and it wasn't nothing serious, and I didn't want to move for like a like four days.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_02: They were like, So we be still, bro.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_02: You have to play NBA caliber basketball in the West.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_01: You're the best medical.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_00: Anyways, you cut me off on the point I was trying to make.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_00: Brandon Ingram has been playing his best basketball in his career since that Anthony Davis thing.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_00: Best basketball in his fucking career.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_00: Never seen this guy ball out like this before.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that it had a positive reflection on them.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it was like, oh yeah, let's all ride for LeBron now because he tried to get us traded bullshit.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_00: But I also don't believe that this is the reason why they're losing.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_00: I think it has a like if there's 100% to give around, I'll say that that Anthony Davis trade is like 15 to 30% maximum.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think majority of it is the lack of defense.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_00: This Lakers team is just not that good to begin with.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like if we're keeping it in stack.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_02: Lack of defense, lack of fucking leadership by LeBron.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, cool.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'll give you that.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_00: But the the coaching is fucking terrible.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: Luke Walden needs to be fired.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was getting ready to be my uh question to you.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think uh head coaching should do?
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: He's they should excuse me.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_02: Front office should do about the head coach.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_00: After he they lost last night, which I want to point out, LeBron Phoenix.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: The worst team.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the worst team in the NBA.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_00: And they had a rally in the fourth quarter, and Ingram and LeBron looked to Ingram and he said, yo, it's me and you right now.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_00: And that was like the shit we've been looking for from LeBron.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_00: Because he said in the beginning of the season, hey, I'm this is a uh I'm gonna try with these young guys.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like, this is not a championship or bust leader.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_02: Guess what?
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_02: This at this point, it has to be somebody.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_02: No, and Ingram's been blowing the fuck out.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: But you get what I'm saying.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like he's doing that.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_01: But you get what I'm saying.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_02: It has to that can be true, but but it has to, like he has to do these things now because this is what he's left with for the end of the season.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: And next season.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_02: These guys are still in the contract.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_02: But guess what?
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_02: If they were gonna do this deal, nigga, it didn't matter if they're on the contract or not.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_02: They were gone.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_00: I understand what you're saying, but I just feel like there's a lot of things that we're not paying attention to, like coaching.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like, people like to pretend like coaching doesn't matter in the NBA, but if you understand, uh, Phil Jackson wins championships, Kobe doesn't win championships without Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan doesn't win championships without Phil Jackson.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_00: Coaching matters.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_00: That matters.
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: Luke Walton is a fucking bum ass coach.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know, Luke Walton was drafted with LeBron.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's like you know how crazy it is.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_00: And how many rings does Luke Walton have?
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I think he has one two?
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_00: He was he with the Lakers.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_00: The Lakers championships, the two that Kobe got?
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_00: I believe so.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_00: I think he was with either one or both of them.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't know.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_02: So he knows what it takes to win a championship.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_00: So does LeBron James?
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's not even a played under Phil, nigga.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_00: He knows.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he doesn't know shit.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_00: As you can see what he's doing.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_00: Basic things like he should be staggering the minutes.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_00: LeBron and Ingram shouldn't be on the floor together the whole time because they shouldn't both be off the floor ever.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_00: Because the team can't score without one or the other in the game.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like there's certain simple coaching mechanics that this guy can't do.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_00: I think they need to.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, his his his his uh his lineup, his lineup, and when he decides to rest someone and you know sub someone in, it's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing?
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like the Lakers have a higher chance of getting the number one pick than making the playoffs right now.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_00: I think they should just wrest LeBron, let Ingram ball out, let Kuzma ball out.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_02: I thought the Knicks were gonna get the number one pick.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, they're definitely gonna get it.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like, absolutely, it's it's written in stone.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like if the Knicks don't get it, uh the NBA is doing their tampering wrong.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_00: But um, I really I really think that the Lakers are not gonna make the playoffs, and um it's gonna be the Warriors Championship again.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_00: My dark horse team is the Nuggets, though.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_00: I think the Nuggets might uh surprise people.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_00: Not the Bucks?
• 56:36
  unknown: No.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_00: Giannis is the the playoffs slows the game down and he can't shoot threes.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's gonna it's the same thing with Ben Simmons.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like when the playoffs starts, you know it's only eight dudes playing now.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's not a full rotation anymore, and the game is a lot slower in the playoffs, and you gotta be able to shoot the three ball, man.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they're gonna be good.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they're gonna beat uh Kawhi and then you heard what Kawhi said.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, yo, the regular season is practice for me.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_00: The playoffs are where it counts, and I don't think they're gonna beat that team.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like, so how many games you said do the Lakers have left?
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think they have like twenty something left, but they have to win 15 out of their 20 something.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't it like 21?
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was like 20.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_02: Do you see that happening?
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_02: Hell no.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_02: So then so that means they can only be afforded to lose how many games?
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_02: They can only lose four or five games.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_00: Once they lose the fifth game, that's it.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: And they have lost yesterday, so that's they got, I think, four more to go.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_00: Four more.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_00: I would wrest LeBron and begin to tank.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_01: Imagine they're gonna high draft it.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_01: Imagine they wrest LeBron, they just win all 15.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you don't watch basketball, do you?
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_01: They're not winning any games.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, they're not winning games with LeBron.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like, get the fuck out of here.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_00: That's nuts.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_00: They need Lazo back.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_00: Big Bowler brand.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's just how I feel about it.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Big Bowler brand.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, bro, Zion should sign a deal with Big Bowler brand.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_00: That would yo, that would break the internet.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, straight up.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that would make that brand a be like right under Under Armour.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like that shit.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_00: Imagine.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that would be that would be wonders for black business, man.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: You need to get at uh for real.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_02: But you see everybody.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody cut me a little bullshit commission.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_00: For brokering that deal.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna sign the Rock Nation Sports or something.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, I'll take I'll take 5% of that major fucking quadrillion dollars.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_01: But you see, every uh every NBA player that has a son, that's that's what they're doing now.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like D Wade's son got a clothing line, LeBron's son got a clothing line now.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_02: Shoutouts to D Wade's game winner against Golden State.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_02: That's my favorite player of all time.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: I seen that.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: I was just like, wow.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_01: I seen that.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, wow, I didn't think he was gonna hit it.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_00: People are trying to tell him not to retire, but I think this is the perfect time to retire.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_00: Retire on the high note.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_00: Don't don't stay around for another season.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_00: You saw Vince Carter what he did.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_00: He jumped like 700 feet in the air and was about to take Carl Anthony Town's life and decided to, you know, do a little floater, so that he still got it.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: And he just played in a uh triple overtime.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_00: So he played like 52 minutes or some crazy shit like that at 40, what is he, 42?
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_00: 41, 42.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's that's crazy.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, it's crazy how insanity.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's still chugging along.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, it's real crazy how fucking Lakers need to fucking get this just to give him a ring.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, excuse me.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: Try to uh get a ring.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_00: Spurs tried to do that for T-Mack and uh LeBron's not having that shit.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucking crazy how uh how NBA only plays eight more minutes than college, and college still can't get paid.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, it's fucked up.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um I think they were selling the tickets that were almost or even more expensive than the Super Bowl tickets.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_00: And like three grand for a ticket or some stupid shit.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Sion$0.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's but he gets free tuition.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucked up, man.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, free tuition.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_00: He's never gonna use that degree.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking pointless.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's fucking bullshit.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just uh this whole slave stuff, man.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's always goes back to that.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_00: We they don't look at these athletes, you know, majority of them are black.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna say that they're all black, but the the great ones are always black.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_00: You got a couple of white dudes, but the death's not happening anymore.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_00: And it's like they're not looked at as people, it's a commodity.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's like I can make X amount of dollars on Zion, and it's not like no, this kid can blow out his knee, like he clearly almost did in the same game that people paid money to see.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_00: And then even his career could be over.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_01: That much money.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_00: Dog.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's I'm telling you, these you look at these coaches' salaries.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_00: How do you think they're paying these coaches?
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_00: They're not teachers, they're coaches.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_00: Millions of dollars a year.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's what that's what that's crazy.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_01: Because even when I went to the SJU game, it was like$10,$15 tickets.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_01: And that's a bum ass team.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_00: So imagine fucking Duke and Tucky.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my cousin actually uh my cousin came the ball against um SJU and he did his thing in that game.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_02: He bust their ass and he they beat SJU.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to my cousin Devin Morgan.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_02: He's currently playing for Youngstown University over in Ohio.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hopefully he makes it an NBA so we can interview him about the Dodge that you know he runs into on a daily basis.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my co my cousin is fucking nice, bro.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm gonna show you some highlights or whatever off the podcast, but you know, the thing is he's short.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's how tall?
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I want to say that I think he comes in like 5'10.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, he's gonna have a it's not impossible.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: But um, I'm just saying, like, you know, he's definitely he's definitely, you know, a great um basketball player.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like he he can I've seen him personally do it all.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: He can split the defense, he can, you know, shoot threes.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_02: He can shoot threes, he makes his you know, he makes his free throws, um, you know, gets a few steals per game.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, his turnover rate is very low.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um you know, and his field goal percentage is pretty decent.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_02: So that's what I'm saying.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like uh I definitely feel that he is NBA caliber material.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: So definitely hope he makes it.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_00: And then he ends up on the Lakers.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that would be dope.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'd be out in LA going to see him, you know, fuck LeBron, bitch ass, but you know, uh we don't know how to co-side that.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's red thoughts and red thoughts only.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: I was a fucking Lakers fan, and I definitely had to put that shit on hiatus.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me, what'd you say?
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_02: If he goes down to the Spurs, you know.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I definitely go see him uh play on the uh pop.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_00: San Antonio.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what the fuck is out there.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it does like speaking of you know uh NBA shit, like uh who do you feel is gonna be MVP this year?
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I think James Harden would be uh the best candidate for it.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I don't know what his seed is right now.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_00: If he's a top three seed, they should definitely give it to him.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_00: Um and outside of him, you got you know, Kawhi hasn't played enough games for me, but he's clearly like turned that whole this franchise was like a joke.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_00: They were winning games in the regular season, but they are scary, legitimately scary.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_00: Or uh we know Paul George, he's up there too.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_00: So I'll go with those three.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_00: But Jay's Hard is probably my runaway pick.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what I was about to say.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_00: PG.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_02: PG, that's your top choice.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, I want to say I love to see uh James get it again.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um I'd love to see him get his you know a consecutive MVP.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't he get it last year's last season two yeah?
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_02: So he'll get a consecutive MV uh MVP award.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but statistically, I want to say that I think that they may be edging towards Giannis.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um but Paul George is definitely uh MVP caliber conversation to have um this season.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um like you said, Kawhi hasn't played enough games.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you said he has a lot.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know, LeBron hasn't He's not in the playoffs.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's over that LeBron.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like e if he were in the playoffs, like but I'm pretty sure that much You know, he he's he's done silently, you know, he's done things silently, like he's gotten a couple of like triple doubles or whatever, and in fact, one of the triple doubles that he got they lost.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: So it was, you know, I forgot against who it was.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that might have been the Grizzlies or the Hawks or whatever.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_00: I think it was the Grizzlies, yeah, definitely the Grizzlies.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, speaking of the Hawks, oh my god, Trey Younger than the Nasty.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_00: He's not better than the Luca Dodgers, though, so that's better.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_00: I think they should do co-rookie the years, honestly.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_00: I think both of them deserve it.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_00: But Luca is gonna be the generational talent in that in that draft class.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's really good.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't it hard to believe?
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_02: But then again, isn't it hard to believe that at one point OKC, a small market team had Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and James Harden.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_00: Serge Bach as well.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_00: Don't forget about Serge.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_00: He was there and Kendrick Perkins.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_00: These are dudes that championship all of them, pretty much.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, small market.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_00: They drafted well.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_00: Jeff Green, they drafted really well.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, they playing styles just couldn't come in.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_00: And they couldn't keep them.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_00: The owner did not want to pay because he's like, yo, I'm a small market team.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_00: I go into the luxury tax.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_00: I can't afford to pay this.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you gotta understand, a basketball team is not a thing that you buy to make money.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_00: It's like having a Ferrari.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh, this is something cool to show off.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_00: A lot of these uh millionaires are like, no, this is not my primary income.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like, this is just some fun shit that I got to brag to my other billionaire friends.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna lose money on this every year.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_00: So for a small market team in Oklahoma, like, I'm not gonna spend an extra$10 million a year just so I can keep a guy, James Harden.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know who like who's James Harden.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_00: And you see, he's in the Rockets and he's fucking cooking and they lose Durant.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_02: He was sixth man of the year.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_02: Sixth man.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_02: And went to MVP.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like I don't even know if I can think of another example of that.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_00: Talk about a glow up.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like for real.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_00: Really, really nice.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_00: I know that women are probably sick of us talking about sports right now.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_00: So let's uh give them some rash shit.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's uh uh you know he came through Chubbs can't do with the fucking the the crazy ass shit.
• 1:05:42
  SPEAKER_00: You just pick one of them niggas.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know which one to start.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well fuck it.
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_02: Why why you think of one to pick uh question?
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_02: When a woman squirts on you, yeah.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_00: You pee?
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_02: Is that P or not?
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_00: Um scientifically it's P it's whatever the fuck I want it to be in my brain.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is pissed though.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_00: It really is.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_00: I did mad research on that shit.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's pissed.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's definitely pissed, but in my brain, it's I I seem yours.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_00: I've watched so many videos of niggas like gargling that shit.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I'm gonna go ever that.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's just a it's like a thing that makes you feel good about yourself.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I made this girl squirt all over the bed.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_00: Jumps.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_00: Do you consider it piss?
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_01: I don't consider it piss.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_00: Because who goggled it?
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you goggled it.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_00: Look at this nigga.
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_00: Goggled it.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_02: He said you got sprayed in the face.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_02: You got sprayed in the face by a woman's ejaculate.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_01: This is wonderful.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_00: You definitely a cuck, man.
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_01: You never made a pussy squirt from Ian Pussy?
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I know when it's coming because she gives me a fucking heads up.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_00: Two taps on the head.
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's coming.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_00: I move out of the way.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, that's me.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like that two taps.
• 1:06:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, nah, I'm going.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_00: I had the gusher thing, like when it came up and hit me in the chin a little bit.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'm out of here now.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_00: A little bit of fertilizer.
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_00: Which one do I prefer?
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I prefer squirting, definitely.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_00: Creamies look kind of weird to me sometimes.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I'll be like, bitch, you're a little too yeasty.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what's going on with you down there?
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_02: Some jelly.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, scientifically.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is pissed.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I've I've done the research.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's j bro, the first time that a woman squirted on me, it was like I didn't know what like I didn't know what the fuck happened.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like initially I didn't know what happened.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_02: Then it's like, oh, okay, yeah, she just earned it or whatever.
• 1:07:30
  SPEAKER_02: But it was like the fucking craziest thing.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh she was riding me.
• 1:07:36
  SPEAKER_02: And I had, you know, a rock hard hennesy dick.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_02: Or says, don't stop, make him gone.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you know, not quite whiskey dictor, but you know, henny dictor.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is a whole other and you know, my shit was just hard as Chinese arithmetic.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_02: And um Ching Chong.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_02: Nigga.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_02: It was like taking a gallon of water and just opening the top and pouring it upside down.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like I was like, oh shit, because she's like, you know, like she really couldn't talk when it was about to happen.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_02: I just felt her tapping me like that.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's when you know something's about to happen.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_02: I just felt the tap.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_02: I felt the tape.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, what?
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_02: What are you tapping me?
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_02: And she like at the very end, she was like, and then it just fucking happened.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I was just like, oh, and I made her sleep in the wet spot.
• 1:08:35
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, what a gentleman you are.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_01: You never slept in the wet spot with her?
• 1:08:40
  SPEAKER_00: I put a towel down.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I did.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_00: I remember Yeah, I mean the towel went down, but I'm just saying, like she's gonna be like, she still slept on the towel.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, she's see, squirting didn't surprise me because remember, I'm a uh a little bit younger than you by like a hundred years.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_00: So I uh I had the internet and I thought squirting was the barometer.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you didn't make a girl squirt, she didn't come.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't know, like, I was like, damn, like what the fuck am I doing wrong until I ran into the first one.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_00: And uh that was like her first time squirting too.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_00: So she was just like, yo, uh it felt like I needed to pee the whole time, and I just didn't want to pee, and then I had to like go.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_00: And she was doing the tap thing.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_00: And that was that was from um that wasn't from head though, that was from uh for penetration, and she did the tap thing, and but I mean I'm thinking that means giddy up.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_00: So exactly.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_00: So then I pull out and then the shit just goes, you know, everywhere.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_00: But um I've eaten it though, but the the the eating one, you know, it's to me it's like cause I guess it's the angle.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_00: It was just like a gush, like two gushes.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then that was different.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_00: But when it when it's all like penetration, I guess because you're you're you're holding it.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how the shit works, but that shit is pissed.
• 1:09:47
  SPEAKER_00: Bottom line, bottom line, that shit is pissed.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, that's it.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_01: I remember my ex told me, she's like, the reason why she holds her pee because it's the same feeling.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that's why we know it's pee.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: So like what?
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm still not accepting that because you got golden showered.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, he goggled that shit.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_01: So I I just saw like the like the thigh, the thighs raised a little.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I and like she was like, uh, and then I was just like, nah, like I'm not moving, I'm just gonna keep going.
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like so you were filming while the guy was like angles into her.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_00: So you the fuck was filming?
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_00: You because you were getting cucked, clearly, yeah.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's why you don't know about the tap.
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_01: I never said I didn't know, but I just don't know.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_00: Choose your topic, motherfucker.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_00: I gave you nice.
• 1:10:30
  SPEAKER_01: Since we're talking about woman here, what's more important?
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_01: A woman's hair always being done or her nails always being done?
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't fuck with bitches with fake hair.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't even know what that means.
• 1:10:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what do you mean her hair is done?
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is it like neat straightened?
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_01: Neat hair?
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, some people didn't.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna just go with nails, because like that shit shows that you give a fuck about yourself.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I think hair, like hair, like unless you're dating the women's with the wigs and the weaves, that shit is like a little I don't want to sound pompous here, but even like I just nails.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go with nails.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_00: White.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_01: You like white color nails?
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_00: White.
• 1:11:08
  unknown: Nah.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_00: White and red.
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's the only two colors I give a fuck about.
• 1:11:11
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I I don't Thank you.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_00: I appreciate it.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_01: I I to be honest, I like like uh like a like a bluish, but like uh not like navy blue, and not like baby powder blue, not like powder blue, like in the middle.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like a royal blue nigga?
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_01: No, like a little bit lighter than royal blue.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta stop fucking with those crap bitches on Stand Island.
• 1:11:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's what it sounds like to me.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's uh stop that.
• 1:11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know what it is in all the nail slime, but I know in this one nail slime is 121.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, you know the color code.
• 1:11:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, wow.
• 1:11:45
  SPEAKER_01: I actually have taken my girl taken like my woman to get her nails done and got my nails done too, and got my feet done.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't get them painted, I just got them scrubbed and clear-coated.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_01: You feel me?
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_01: But um But um I prefer I prefer she has her hair done over her nails.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_01: Because it shows that yeah, you take care of yourself, but you took the time to take care of yourself.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_01: When you do your nails, you just go somewhere, they just do your nails, but actually sitting down and actually doing your hair and keeping it neat and tidy and not like walking around with it just like all over the pair.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_01: You walk with your hair frizzy up in there and stuff.
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_00: And I actually question the girls that you're speaking about, they have real effects.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_00: Both.
• 1:12:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm speaking about just in general.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like you, you, you, all right, you like women with real hair.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_01: You never realize sometimes they walk around their heads like frizzy in the house.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's about it.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I I've seen women with real hair come outside and they just like walk outside with their hair frizzy like without a care.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_02: No booger bears on this.
• 1:12:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's a fucked up phrase, booger bear.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_01: If they have like wigs, shut up, Paul Moody.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_00: He's the first nigga I ever see that shit.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Booger bear?
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's an old school term.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck is that?
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_01: If they got wigs or weave, at least keep it intact.
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_01: And please don't let me see your fucking lace front.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like the helmet shit, man.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_01: Don't let me see the fucking netting poking through.
• 1:13:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I hate that shit.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_01: Make sure your parts is the right way.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, if I can see the the netting that's supposed to be a scalp, that shit's not attractive to me.
• 1:13:24
  SPEAKER_00: Red.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_00: Your opinion.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_00: And make sure it's secure.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_00: Hair or nails?
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Can't do both.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_02: Break it down, player.
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say this.
• 1:13:45
  SPEAKER_02: I would I would prefer that she keeps her hair done.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_02: And my only reason for that is nails.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_02: She d doesn't have to do her nails if she has regular nails that are nice, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like I've dealt with women who don't necessarily always get their nails done, but they have nice hands and their nails are nice and they just, you know, might put their own like clear polish on it, but they don't, you know.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's you know, keeping herself regular, I'm guessing, but as far as hair, I have a thing with hair that, you know, I'm just I don't want to use the word obsessed, but you know, like I love hair on a woman, like just a great head of hair.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_00: So what about the crotch?
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_00: Huh?
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_00: What about the crotch?
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, man.
• 1:14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Wax that shit.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_01: I go landing strip or a heart.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like a little fuzz down there?
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love the landing strip or just like not like when it's just growing in from a shave, but a little bit longer, which is just like that little prickly, fuzzy.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_01: No, not that prickly feeling, but that like that nice little fuzz, that little soft fuzz.
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_00: What female animal are you fucking, man?
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't even know what you're describing as right.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, you know, like if you know if you shave and it just growing, it's like that stabbing here.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's what you mean.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_01: Stubble.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_01: That little stubble.
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, let it grow out uh just a little bit more and it's just like that soft like hair.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nah, I'm sorry.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_01: I am preferred.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_01: Fall pussy looks a little off to me.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_01: I ain't gonna lie to you.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_00: Listen.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_00: You find the clinicians here.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, that is true, but I like the floss.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_02: I I personally I personally care for you know waxed.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like hair.
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm I'm manscaped, you know.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm uh very metrosexual.
• 1:15:46
  SPEAKER_01: There's no such fucking thing as a metrosexual.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's what they told me.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_01: To you, you gotta wax.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_01: You're waxing?
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_01: I would wax.
• 1:15:53
  SPEAKER_00: I have never shaved my cross in my life.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you never shaved?
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_00: Never in my life.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_00: Never shaved my cross in my life.
• 1:15:58
  SPEAKER_02: Have you at least trimmed?
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not hairy down there.
• 1:16:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a hairy person.
• 1:16:02
  SPEAKER_02: I just think that it's I just think that it's uh showing Metrosexuality.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, not just true.
• 1:16:15
  SPEAKER_00: You do your eyebrows.
• 1:16:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't do my eyebrows.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_01: I do not do my eyebrows.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um never do your eyebrows, especially not by yourself.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_01: I have perfect eyebrows.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_01: Never never.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_00: That's the thing I got complimented the most on.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_00: It's eyebrows, then beard, then smile.
• 1:16:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's just showing consideration, bro.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, I don't I don't like hair in my mouth.
• 1:16:34
  SPEAKER_02: Do you like hair in your food?
• 1:16:36
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:16:37
  SPEAKER_02: Alrighty then.
• 1:16:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I don't want it to be a good thing.
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Do you like hair in my mouth?
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta flaw sometime, bro.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta yeah, but guess what?
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_02: While I'm eating the box and while I'm at the vagina diner, I choose not to floss at that point.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like hair in my food, but I have a weird tendency that I lick like the corner of like my my the corner of my lip right here with like hair there.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_01: I hair?
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't have a mustache.
• 1:17:00
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have a mustache right here on the side where it just started growing, please.
• 1:17:03
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't even know what you're talking about.
• 1:17:05
  SPEAKER_00: That was a skid mark.
• 1:17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, um I don't eat.
• 1:17:09
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even say that.
• 1:17:10
  SPEAKER_00: You do that.
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_00: So shut the fuck up.
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_02: I I prefer, I prefer, you know.
• 1:17:13
  SPEAKER_02: I do eat the bull the baldness.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like I said, I'm considerate, you know.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking you're bald, she should be bald.
• 1:17:19
  SPEAKER_02: I I manscape uh and she should landscape.
• 1:17:22
  SPEAKER_01: That's scary.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_00: Um Yeah, I'm not a hairy dude, so I've never had the need to do it.
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I'm a hairy motherfucker.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not.
• 1:17:29
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you have any hair where it counts?
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Leave Kevin Defense alone.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's the weird part.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_01: I have hair in all the wrong fucking places.
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I don't even want to continue that conversation.
• 1:17:41
  SPEAKER_00: That way you gotta near your ass.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
• 1:17:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_00: I ain't trusting nobody.
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_02: Ladies, ladies, if you wax, make sure you get the ass too.
• 1:17:51
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing funnier than looking at a woman who has a ponytail on her ass.
• 1:17:56
  SPEAKER_00: How about the bleached asshole thing?
• 1:17:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's a real thing.
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_02: I guess.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_00: I guess.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_01: I've never I've never asked.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I don't know what a bleached asshole looks like.
• 1:18:06
  SPEAKER_00: So I wouldn't you don't watch a lot of porn?
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but what's a bleached asshole?
• 1:18:10
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't know what it looks like.
• 1:18:11
  SPEAKER_00: All right, then I watch I don't watch a lot of porn, so I don't I think that's where it came from.
• 1:18:15
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's a you consider yourself a pervert.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_01: Just take my fucking topic.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Roll them out.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Roll them out.
• 1:18:25
  SPEAKER_00: So how much porn watching was.
• 1:18:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:18:30
  SPEAKER_00: It was uh two uh it was hair two to one.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_00: I chose nails, you guys chose hair.
• 1:18:35
  SPEAKER_01: So how much porn watching considers someone a pervert?
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_00: Before someone is considered a porn.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, before someone.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's the type of porn you watch that determines whether you're a pervert or not.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's the amount.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:18:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so what type of porn considers someone a pervert?
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, if you are a straight male and you watch training porn, you're a pervert.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, I don't think that's that's ridiculous.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_00: I was trying to be PC, but aye.
• 1:19:00
  SPEAKER_00: You you you're a faggot.
• 1:19:03
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta go talk to somebody.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_00: Funch pocket.
• 1:19:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't try to rationalize it.
• 1:19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, man, tins and titties.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't do that.
• 1:19:11
  SPEAKER_02: The thing is this.
• 1:19:12
  SPEAKER_02: If a man and another man do anything together that causes one or the other or both to bust another.
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking gay.
• 1:19:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's gay shit.
• 1:19:25
  SPEAKER_01: So, alright, so you said the type of porn.
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_01: Animal porn.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_01: Let's say you watch grope porn.
• 1:19:30
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you got a problem.
• 1:19:33
  SPEAKER_00: You never seen those.
• 1:19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:34
  SPEAKER_00: Grope?
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, there's a girl on the bus, and there's a hundred dudes just like grabbing her.
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_00: That shit makes me feel weird, bro.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_00: And like they said, uh, I didn't want to talk about this.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's weird as fuck.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_00: She's just sitting there.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_00: She's like all like attacking her.
• 1:19:49
  SPEAKER_00: And they're not fucking her, though.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_00: They're just like grabbing her.
• 1:19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Some of them do fuck her.
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, you got a problem.
• 1:19:53
  SPEAKER_00: I never watch, I never watch one of those videos with the complete.
• 1:19:56
  SPEAKER_01: I see the first three minutes.
• 1:19:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I gonna I don't get that to beat off to that point.
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_01: How did you see the end then?
• 1:20:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what were you doing?
• 1:20:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna watch.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_01: I've watched random shit.
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like animals, like what I never watched animal pool.
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_00: My girl's sucking a horse cock, like an actual horse.
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Like, okay.
• 1:20:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um, another one.
• 1:20:14
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen some shit like that.
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_02: The horse's face looked happy as well.
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you, that shit is like.
• 1:20:20
  SPEAKER_01: My girl can fuck anything, man.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_01: So if you want those random, that those random ones that say like um brother fucks like sister, some shit like that.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_01: You see, you got a problem.
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_00: But they're not really brother, sister.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_00: The fact that you're fantasizing about that, you gotta put it.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um But this guy.
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_00: What is the let me let me look up the Webster dictionary.
• 1:20:40
  SPEAKER_00: A pervert?
• 1:20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um while he does that, I after being in a relationship, I have not watched porn.
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't do it.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_01: I do it to go to sleep sometimes.
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, I definitely uh understand that, but I don't I haven't had the need for porn.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_00: The only porn I really catch is on my timeline sometimes.
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_00: This guy red has a problem.
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like I'll be on my Twitter timeline, and I read like this.
• 1:21:06
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, yeah, this guy's on some shit.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Twitter is funny for that.
• 1:21:10
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is lit.
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_00: Let me see.
• 1:21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Pervert.
• 1:21:15
  SPEAKER_02: To alter something from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.
• 1:21:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's a generic uh definition, I'm guessing.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_02: So now pervert a person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
• 1:21:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:21:38
  SPEAKER_02: Synonyms.
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Deviant, degenerate.
• 1:21:43
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 1:21:44
  SPEAKER_00: Is Darius not the the the last D in those uh those uh I don't consider myself a pervert.
• 1:21:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like I had a female that said because she used to like like fucking just anywhere, whatever.
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_01: So I was like, oh yeah, a pervert.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I'm not a pervert, I'm a pervert.
• 1:22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Provert.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:22:02
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I'm a pro at being a pervert.
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:22:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm just like, for a weird fucking way, that turned me the fuck on.
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_00: Anytime a female Yeah, you almost see he's rubbing off on me, we gotta be careful.
• 1:22:16
  SPEAKER_00: Get away from me Nicodarius.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Shit is good too.
• 1:22:20
  SPEAKER_02: Anytime a woman is able to talk shit that makes my balls tingle, like I love it.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's nothing better than to, in my opinion, because I'm an extremely perverted individual.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_02: I admit my perv- I'm a fucking perv.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_02: You know why I can why I identify as a pervert?
• 1:22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm one of those people who can pretty much turn anything you say into something dirty.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_01: So is that really being a pervert?
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
• 1:22:48
  SPEAKER_02: My mind is in the gutter where it fucking belongs next.
• 1:22:51
  SPEAKER_01: So if your mind's in the gutter, you're a per.
• 1:22:52
  SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
• 1:22:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:22:53
  SPEAKER_01: So I wasn't trying to be clear.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_02: But it's basically like I said, you distort something to you know what I'm saying?
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_02: To something abnormal.
• 1:23:02
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm taking what you're saying in plain context and turning it into something sexual.
• 1:23:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:23:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're fucking perv.
• 1:23:08
  SPEAKER_02: So a bad thing, no?
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:23:11
  SPEAKER_02: Who said it's a bad thing?
• 1:23:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think it used to be a negative.
• 1:23:15
  SPEAKER_00: Society have a negative.
• 1:23:16
  SPEAKER_02: Society, just like AG says weed is bad.
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Who pays attention to that?
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_02: But no.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Uh there's nothing wrong with being a pervert.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's how you act a pervert.
• 1:23:26
  SPEAKER_02: If you're a pedophile, there's something wrong with that.
• 1:23:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's the P word you never want to be associated with.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be a perv, nigga.
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody, like, I think everybody has a little bit of perv in them at some point or another.
• 1:23:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:23:35
  SPEAKER_02: But there's nothing better than having a woman, in my opinion, being able to talk shit with you.
• 1:23:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you say some shit, you say some shit to her, like, yo, I'm running late.
• 1:23:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'll I'll be there in a few.
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_02: For a woman to say, nigga, hurry up and get over here so I can, you know, do something to your dick or something like that.
• 1:23:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna repeat that shit.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_02: But you know I caught the drift.
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_02: Get on over here so I can X, Y, and Z.
• 1:24:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm on my way.
• 1:24:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'll be there 2.5.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_02: Open your mouth right now.
• 1:24:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm right there.
• 1:24:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I love that type of shit.
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um because it also shows that you're a thinker, that you're shrewd, that you're straightforward.
• 1:24:26
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:24:27
  SPEAKER_02: Keep up with me.
• 1:24:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like I talk shit and joke all day.
• 1:24:31
  SPEAKER_02: So I need to be with someone on that same wavelength.
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:24:36
  SPEAKER_02: I can't f I cannot fuck with a prude.
• 1:24:39
  SPEAKER_02: I cannot fuck with someone who's uncomfortable with sex talk.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_02: Because I say, like, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, with discretion, of course, like within our own.
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, time and place shit.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like, absolutely.
• 1:24:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't just do the shit, you know, randomly.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_02: In front of her parents.
• 1:24:56
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:24:57
  SPEAKER_02: Or I might, you know.
• 1:24:59
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 1:24:59
  SPEAKER_01: If I'm sitting at a table with her father and she says, Daddy passed the salt, exactly.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_00: You're not doing it.
• 1:25:05
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever happens.
• 1:25:05
  SPEAKER_00: There is no way a beta male would do something.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_00: That is impossible.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna grab the salt, look you in your soul, and tell you to get out.
• 1:25:13
  SPEAKER_00: That's how that ends.
• 1:25:14
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 1:25:14
  SPEAKER_02: But no, um.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_02: It threw me off my fucking train of thought with his bullshit ass start.
• 1:25:21
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna You want me to throw your bone?
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_02: You ain't fucking uh You ain't fucking t telling nobody, Daddy, that you know you ain't you ain't passing nobody no goddamn salt.
• 1:25:33
  SPEAKER_01: I want the listeners to understand that this next topic was sent in by one of our our very own listeners.
• 1:25:41
  SPEAKER_01: This topic is very Do you have the at name?
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_01: At M.
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_01: Vivac.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, wow.
• 1:25:49
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, that sounds like a white person.
• 1:25:51
  SPEAKER_01: No, that that he is white.
• 1:25:52
  SPEAKER_01: He's Italian.
• 1:25:53
  SPEAKER_01: And Puerto Rican.
• 1:25:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so he's Italian and Italian.
• 1:25:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:25:56
  SPEAKER_00: Italian and Puerto Rican.
• 1:25:57
  SPEAKER_00: So he's white.
• 1:25:58
  SPEAKER_00: Italian square.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 1:25:59
  SPEAKER_01: So Puerto Ricans don't speak Spanish.
• 1:26:02
  SPEAKER_01: So this Spanish?
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know him personally?
• 1:26:04
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't speak no fucking Spanish.
• 1:26:06
  SPEAKER_01: His father actually taught all of them how to speak Spanish.
• 1:26:08
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, it's not.
• 1:26:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because his mother speaks his mother grew up speaking Spanish to all of them, so they learned how to speak Spanish.
• 1:26:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
• 1:26:14
  SPEAKER_02: That's respect then.
• 1:26:15
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 1:26:16
  SPEAKER_01: So this next topic is very nasty, grooming, and sick as fuck.
• 1:26:24
  SPEAKER_02: Are we done talking about me being a pervert though?
• 1:26:26
  SPEAKER_02: And it won having a woman who can talk shit to you.
• 1:26:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna test that.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_01: This is gonna test that.
• 1:26:31
  SPEAKER_01: So this is gross as fuck.
• 1:26:33
  SPEAKER_01: Here goes the topic.
• 1:26:34
  SPEAKER_01: And Red, you are a dog lover, so I hope you don't feel okay.
• 1:26:38
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, this is nuts.
• 1:26:39
  SPEAKER_01: If your dog and your significant other switch bodies and you had to fuck one to switch them back, which one are you fucking?
• 1:26:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 1:26:50
  SPEAKER_00: From the mind of an Italian Italian.
• 1:26:53
  SPEAKER_00: Bro.
• 1:26:56
  SPEAKER_02: People will be all over this episode.
• 1:26:58
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not partaking in this situation.
• 1:27:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna have a problem if you fuck animals.
• 1:27:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's just if you kill them.
• 1:27:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 1:27:03
  SPEAKER_00: Kill them and eat them.
• 1:27:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
• 1:27:05
  SPEAKER_02: They definitely have a problem with eating these fucking animals.
• 1:27:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's animal cruelty, bro.
• 1:27:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's not debatable.
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_01: But technically technically, you wouldn't be fucking an animal.
• 1:27:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:27:16
  SPEAKER_00: Just to get this shit out the way, I'm gonna fuck the human.
• 1:27:19
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever is the human in this situation is what I'm having sex with.
• 1:27:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's where the vagina is.
• 1:27:24
  SPEAKER_01: So you're gonna fuck the human that's basically a dog.
• 1:27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:27:27
  SPEAKER_00: As long as it's a human body.
• 1:27:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm good with that.
• 1:27:29
  SPEAKER_00: I agree with you.
• 1:27:30
  SPEAKER_00: It's a woman too.
• 1:27:31
  SPEAKER_00: So what are you doing?
• 1:27:34
  SPEAKER_00: Me?
• 1:27:35
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that.
• 1:27:35
  SPEAKER_00: They fucked.
• 1:27:36
  SPEAKER_00: Either way, you can't cut.
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're fucked.
• 1:27:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
• 1:27:40
  SPEAKER_00: So you're omitting yourself from this?
• 1:27:42
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 1:27:42
  SPEAKER_00: You're not doing either.
• 1:27:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not doing either.
• 1:27:44
  SPEAKER_00: So what was what was your Italian Italian friend doing?
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_00: He said he would have a very hard decision.
• 1:27:51
  SPEAKER_01: He picked the dog.
• 1:27:52
  SPEAKER_01: I know he did.
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because he's white.
• 1:27:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:27:57
  SPEAKER_01: Because in that in that group chat, there's a The guy that has a lot of dogs in his family loves dogs.
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, who doesn't love dogs besides a fucking monster?
• 1:28:04
  SPEAKER_01: They said fuck you.
• 1:28:05
  SPEAKER_01: And they said that it's a very hard decision because at the end of the day, you're still fucking a dog.
• 1:28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, no, you're not.
• 1:28:13
  SPEAKER_02: Can we stop?
• 1:28:14
  SPEAKER_02: Can we stop poisoning our listeners' ears with the top?
• 1:28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, please.
• 1:28:18
  SPEAKER_02: Folks, if you want your topic read on the show, please come with, you know.
• 1:28:23
  SPEAKER_02: A real life scenario.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want any of the doctors twitching about.
• 1:28:30
  SPEAKER_01: Your girlfriend and your mom switch about.
• 1:28:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:28:33
  SPEAKER_01: How did you even make this worse?
• 1:28:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how's that even possible?
• 1:28:37
  SPEAKER_00: This is cooked off.
• 1:28:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, it's like you are quick with it.
• 1:28:47
  SPEAKER_00: Can we leave on a much better relatable topic?
• 1:28:50
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 1:28:52
  SPEAKER_00: So how many is too many?
• 1:28:54
  SPEAKER_00: How many what?
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Your topics?
• 1:28:56
  SPEAKER_00: One.
• 1:28:57
  SPEAKER_00: That was enough.
• 1:28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Mr.
• 1:28:59
  SPEAKER_00: Vivok, please.
• 1:29:00
  SPEAKER_00: Don't don't don't call in here anymore.
• 1:29:03
  SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
• 1:29:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um, you talking about drinks?
• 1:29:06
  SPEAKER_00: Weed pulls?
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, women?
• 1:29:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like what are you talking about?
• 1:29:09
  SPEAKER_00: We can talk about everything.
• 1:29:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um, how many drinks is too much?
• 1:29:14
  SPEAKER_00: Whoo, I faced a whole bottle of Hennessy inside of smoking pie, and that was too much.
• 1:29:20
  SPEAKER_00: That was that was it.
• 1:29:21
  SPEAKER_00: Whole bottles of myself.
• 1:29:23
  SPEAKER_00: Remember that.
• 1:29:24
  SPEAKER_00: That is my peak.
• 1:29:27
  SPEAKER_00: I made it out.
• 1:29:28
  SPEAKER_00: I made it to my final destination, and I didn't get out of the car.
• 1:29:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yo.
• 1:29:33
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't.
• 1:29:34
  SPEAKER_01: That night, I was sitting like, yo, did he make it home?
• 1:29:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I did.
• 1:29:41
  SPEAKER_00: Hours of sleeping in the car.
• 1:29:42
  SPEAKER_02: So how much is too much?
• 1:29:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:29:44
  SPEAKER_00: So how much weed is too much for you?
• 1:29:47
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:29:48
  SPEAKER_00: How many how many blunts can you say?
• 1:29:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, yo, if I have one more blunt, uh, I'm sorry.
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_00: How disrespectful?
• 1:29:54
  SPEAKER_02: Don't respect raw rolling paper like that.
• 1:29:56
  SPEAKER_02: So how many joint can you join?
• 1:29:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not, you know.
• 1:29:59
  SPEAKER_00: How many joints do you dobies?
• 1:30:01
  SPEAKER_00: How many doobies do you get to and you're like, yo, this if I smoke another one, I'm gonna knock it out.
• 1:30:05
  SPEAKER_02: Well, honestly, that's that's uh that depends on the strain of marijuana because each strain hits you different.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:30:14
  SPEAKER_02: So your favorite?
• 1:30:15
  SPEAKER_02: My favorite strain.
• 1:30:16
  SPEAKER_02: Is OG Kush?
• 1:30:17
  SPEAKER_02: OG Kush.
• 1:30:18
  SPEAKER_02: So how many the real OG Kush, not them, not the bullshit that gets passed off as OG.
• 1:30:23
  SPEAKER_00: So how many OG Kush joints is like, hey, this is my last joint or else I can't.
• 1:30:29
  SPEAKER_02: I want to say if I if I'm rolling uh a raw um one and a half inch uh joint, the king size, I'd say that I would be able to get through possibly one and a half.
• 1:30:53
  SPEAKER_00: So two full ones, you're done.
• 1:30:55
  SPEAKER_02: Two full yeah, two full ones, I'd definitely be fucking out for the count.
• 1:30:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um and I'm talking like taking them to the face by myself.
• 1:31:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, by yourself.
• 1:31:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about.
• 1:31:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:31:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um if it's the official OG, yeah, like and be to be real with you, that would really I'm not gonna say, yeah, it would kind of be pushing it, because like after one, if it's an official cushion, like you're gonna you're gonna really feel it.
• 1:31:17
  SPEAKER_02: So like two would kind of be like, okay, like nigga.
• 1:31:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm running away from some of the things.
• 1:31:22
  SPEAKER_02: See our niggas tomorrow evening.
• 1:31:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to sleep.
• 1:31:26
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:31:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's some of the best sleep in the fucking world, bro.
• 1:31:30
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, chubbs?
• 1:31:32
  SPEAKER_00: Liquor or weed?
• 1:31:33
  SPEAKER_00: You can do both, because you're, you know, you dab.
• 1:31:35
  SPEAKER_01: So liquor, if I'm drinking the same thing.
• 1:31:39
  SPEAKER_00: Remember, I know you, so I I don't lie.
• 1:31:41
  SPEAKER_01: But I you've seen me actually drink, like, especially for my birthday.
• 1:31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna talk shots or like you see the whole bottle?
• 1:31:48
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, for my for my 20, what was that, my 21st?
• 1:31:53
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 1:31:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's my no, that was my 22nd.
• 1:31:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you were waiting for it.
• 1:31:56
  SPEAKER_01: My 22nd.
• 1:31:58
  SPEAKER_01: I basically popped three bottles in the spot.
• 1:32:00
  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's what?
• 1:32:02
  SPEAKER_01: Hennessy.
• 1:32:02
  SPEAKER_01: What kind of what size?
• 1:32:04
  SPEAKER_00: The club size.
• 1:32:05
  SPEAKER_00: Club size.
• 1:32:05
  SPEAKER_00: That's the$40 bottle in the liquor store.
• 1:32:07
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:32:07
  SPEAKER_01: So we was all drinking.
• 1:32:09
  SPEAKER_01: Just to make it clear to everyone.
• 1:32:11
  SPEAKER_01: I would say after that, I ended up popping another bottle and maybe the initial three.
• 1:32:16
  SPEAKER_01: After the initial bottle.
• 1:32:18
  SPEAKER_01: I remember myself.
• 1:32:19
  SPEAKER_00: But the last bottle mixed them shits too.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_01: The last bottle after everybody, I want to say maybe had a cup.
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_01: I still had a little bit more than half.
• 1:32:28
  SPEAKER_01: I would say, or a little bit less than half, somewhere around the half line.
• 1:32:30
  SPEAKER_00: Remember, this is the$40 bottle.
• 1:32:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I was facing that throughout the night.
• 1:32:35
  SPEAKER_01: And by time Throughout the night.
• 1:32:37
  SPEAKER_01: No, it wasn't it wasn't like the whole time.
• 1:32:39
  SPEAKER_00: It was like 45 minutes.
• 1:32:42
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe 45 minutes.
• 1:32:43
  SPEAKER_01: I basically was getting a lap dance, pushed the girl out of the way, threw up in the bucket, got taken to the bathroom, didn't remember that my friends took me to the bathroom to throw up.
• 1:32:54
  SPEAKER_01: Got tossed out of a club.
• 1:32:56
  SPEAKER_01: Slept on a corner for about, I want to say two and a half hours.
• 1:32:59
  SPEAKER_00: Outside.
• 1:33:00
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
• 1:33:01
  SPEAKER_01: Got taken home by my man, who ended up getting pulled over.
• 1:33:05
  SPEAKER_01: Luckily, he beat he didn't get um taken for DY because they saw the condition of me in the back seat.
• 1:33:10
  SPEAKER_01: Told them, get me home safe and be safe.
• 1:33:13
  SPEAKER_01: Got home, sat in front of my step, sat in front of my door for probably another two hours with another set of top on me.
• 1:33:21
  SPEAKER_01: And then finally got in the house.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:33:24
  SPEAKER_00: Commercial for alcohol.
• 1:33:25
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
• 1:33:27
  SPEAKER_01: But like I said, we also was drinking.
• 1:33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking blonde.
• 1:33:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, we also had a ganner Hennesy before we left my house.
• 1:33:34
  SPEAKER_01: But that was like don't give a fuck, bro.
• 1:33:36
  SPEAKER_01: So it was pretty much a lot of Hennesy.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um Blunt, the most I ever smoked before actually completely blacking out, was blacked out, was maybe I'll say about two and a half um Dutches.
• 1:33:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like to yourself.
• 1:33:50
  SPEAKER_01: To myself.
• 1:33:51
  SPEAKER_01: And that was for my graduation.
• 1:33:52
  SPEAKER_01: What were you running away from?
• 1:33:53
  SPEAKER_02: He was probably smoking some fucking greens.
• 1:33:56
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I don't know.
• 1:33:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it was.
• 1:33:58
  SPEAKER_02: You're smoking some mid-grade salad.
• 1:34:00
  SPEAKER_02: I want to get into that.
• 1:34:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad I'm glad.
• 1:34:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but let me get back on the just to just to uh you know when I was drinking heavily.
• 1:34:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I had I had I have so many stories like of just just you know being twisted.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like I never you know thankfully did no bullshit like that.
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_01: Like I think that was the last time I ever blacked out on that.
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I blacked out a couple times, but you know, usually I blacked out once I realized I was in a safe place to black out.
• 1:34:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, okay, wait a minute.
• 1:34:30
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm secure, nobody else can get at me.
• 1:34:33
  SPEAKER_02: Cool, I'm safe, boom, shut down.
• 1:34:35
  SPEAKER_02: Nigga, I would fucking park somewhere.
• 1:34:37
  SPEAKER_02: And like, alright, I'm in a safe spot, you know, turn the vehicle off, um, put the keys in the back seat, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:34:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh put the fucking visor down, put my shades on, and just fucking knock the fuck out and recline my seat.
• 1:34:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um I've done that a couple times.
• 1:34:55
  SPEAKER_02: But bro, like, I've drank, you know, I went through I went through a few different uh phases.
• 1:35:01
  SPEAKER_02: Jack Daniels is what I started drinking with.
• 1:35:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:35:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um then I moved to Patron Silver, and I was on Patron Silver for a while.
• 1:35:09
  SPEAKER_02: Then I switched to where did I go to after that?
• 1:35:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think I went to Hennessy, yeah.
• 1:35:17
  SPEAKER_02: I was on the fucking Henny Kick forever.
• 1:35:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um I disagree.
• 1:35:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um have you drank Dose?
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:35:25
  SPEAKER_02: Duse is my favorite.
• 1:35:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's a lot smoother and better than Hennessy.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_00: It costs a lot more expensive.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um that's the uh Remy, correct?
• 1:35:33
  SPEAKER_00: No, 1942 is a new tequila.
• 1:35:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that.
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, no, no.
• 1:35:37
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is so overrated, bro.
• 1:35:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's smooth as fuck, but it don't to me it don't hit.
• 1:35:41
  SPEAKER_02: That shit tab dances, that's all it does.
• 1:35:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I went I went to Hennessy and then I went to uh absolute.
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um have you had absolute outside of the country?
• 1:35:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:35:55
  SPEAKER_01: Which one do you think tastes better?
• 1:35:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh anything outside the country.
• 1:35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 1:35:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just absolutely.
• 1:36:04
  SPEAKER_01: Absolute to me tastes way smoother than it does in the States.
• 1:36:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, and it's and it to me it's pretty smooth here.
• 1:36:10
  SPEAKER_02: And I never liked vodka, or or I should say Absolute is the only vodka that I cared for because to me it didn't leave an aftertaste like um Grey Goose and any of the other fucking shit that I've had.
• 1:36:23
  SPEAKER_00: I drink everything, dog.
• 1:36:24
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm an alcoholic.
• 1:36:25
  SPEAKER_00: You don't drink poor math.
• 1:36:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that's for women now.
• 1:36:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:36:29
  SPEAKER_02: Um but yeah, I went to uh Absolute and bruh Absolute is fairly cheap.
• 1:36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:36:37
  SPEAKER_01: Valk itself is pretty cheap.
• 1:36:39
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm saying it's fairly cheap.
• 1:36:40
  SPEAKER_02: Potatoes.
• 1:36:41
  SPEAKER_02: A$40 a$40 bottle of Absolute is fucking big as fuck.
• 1:36:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like I think that's a gallon, no?
• 1:36:46
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:36:46
  SPEAKER_02: Um the half the half the half literature.
• 1:36:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a it's a big bottle.
• 1:36:51
  SPEAKER_02: But nigga, I've downed like three quarters of that bottle between my boy and between my boy and I like in a single sitting and have d gotten in the car and drove home.
• 1:37:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like Don't do this at home, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:37:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, don't do don't do this shit at home.
• 1:37:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was a fucking asshole.
• 1:37:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like, but I think what saved me the most is that I was driv all my vehicles um before my last were uh stick ship vehicles, manuals.
• 1:37:22
  SPEAKER_02: So they keep you awake.
• 1:37:22
  SPEAKER_02: So they kept so that's what kind of kept me alive, kept me awake, kept me in tune and things of that nature, kept me a you know, alert.
• 1:37:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:37:30
  SPEAKER_02: So bro, I drove from I never forget, man, I was uptown and I was sitting down eating that shit, chilling with a gang of Dominicans.
• 1:37:40
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, when when when when mama makes a big ass pot of rice and beans, well, you don't eat rice, but you know, you whack.
• 1:37:49
  SPEAKER_02: You're uh whatever.
• 1:37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um you date a Dominican woman.
• 1:37:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:37:53
  SPEAKER_02: So you know what it is with the big pot of rice.
• 1:37:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:37:55
  SPEAKER_01: When when when I just look at it, yellow rice with those beans with the gravy hard some panel.
• 1:38:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:38:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't eat the panel, but I'm about to go to caridad.
• 1:38:05
  SPEAKER_02: However, I ate rice and shit.
• 1:38:07
  SPEAKER_02: So I actually had substance, you know, in but bro, you talk about fucked up um that I drank like oh damn like half a fucking white henny um bottle with I had like two Heineken with it, bro.
• 1:38:31
  SPEAKER_02: That fucked me up.
• 1:38:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um in the club one day I shit you not I had about ten hennes, um heni and cranberries.
• 1:38:43
  SPEAKER_02: And that fucked me up.
• 1:38:45
  SPEAKER_02: So like, you know, liquor when it fucks me up, it's done in abundance.
• 1:38:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:38:51
  SPEAKER_02: So like there's like I'm not gonna say, oh yeah, I had three drinks and I was whatever.
• 1:38:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like anything that fucks me up includes a minimum of eight.
• 1:38:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't drink in the in clubs or bars because it's too expensive for me.
• 1:39:04
  SPEAKER_00: So I just buy the bottle and pre-game.
• 1:39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Pre-game, and then if I get to the spot, I'm still sober, I get inside, you know, go through all the mishap, come back outside.
• 1:39:13
  SPEAKER_00: Drink my bottle, go back inside.
• 1:39:14
  SPEAKER_00: Buying inside is gonna cost me way too much.
• 1:39:16
  SPEAKER_01: You know what's crazy?
• 1:39:17
  SPEAKER_01: Now that I think about it, I ain't even fucking throw up or pass out on my party bus.
• 1:39:21
  SPEAKER_01: And that was a lot that I was drinking.
• 1:39:23
  SPEAKER_01: You drank a lot of champagne.
• 1:39:25
  SPEAKER_01: But I also was drinking champagne.
• 1:39:27
  SPEAKER_01: Remember, I had look up straight from the bottle too.
• 1:39:29
  SPEAKER_02: Champagne champagne is is is the goat, man, to me.
• 1:39:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I drink these days.
• 1:39:34
  SPEAKER_02: If I go out and I decide I'm getting a bottle of something, it's like getting I'm getting a bottle of champagne.
• 1:39:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't know why, but champagne drunk and wine drunk is a way total different drunk.
• 1:39:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I like wine.
• 1:39:44
  SPEAKER_02: The bubbles, the effervescence and uh the champagne is what fucks you up uh more so than anything.
• 1:39:49
  SPEAKER_02: The wine.
• 1:39:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not a winer, so I couldn't tell you.
• 1:39:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um but I've definitely never been drunk off of champagne in my life.
• 1:39:56
  SPEAKER_02: Um I'm not gonna say that I've been drunk off of champagne, but I remember this one Halloween I drank a well, there was a few times I drank a whole bottle of champagne, but I drank I drank a bottle of champagne and I fucking finished it with a uh Fifth of Jack.
• 1:40:14
  SPEAKER_02: And the next morning I had a I don't want to say hangover, but my head was just fucking killing me.
• 1:40:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I was functional, but I just had a fucking headache like a motherfucker.
• 1:40:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um so yeah, that the wine, oh man.
• 1:40:29
  SPEAKER_02: I drank some wine one time and just was so relaxed that I couldn't perform sexually with uh this woman, and it was horrible.
• 1:40:37
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, bitch, why the fuck did you give me this goddamn wine?
• 1:40:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm so chill right now.
• 1:40:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't want to do anything.
• 1:40:43
  SPEAKER_02: Red wine made me want to sleep.
• 1:40:46
  SPEAKER_02: We smoked some weed and drank some wine, and she was expecting to get fucked.
• 1:40:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, yeah, nah.
• 1:40:53
  SPEAKER_02: Surprised.
• 1:40:54
  SPEAKER_00: Let's do let's play let's play Scrabble.
• 1:40:56
  SPEAKER_00: I ate her pussy though.
• 1:40:58
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, you know, you gotta do something.
• 1:40:59
  SPEAKER_01: And look at glass.
• 1:41:00
  SPEAKER_01: How the fuck do you eat pussy with a cotton mouth?
• 1:41:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's the hardest motherfucking thing I ever tried.
• 1:41:07
  SPEAKER_03: That is the hardest thing I ever tried.
• 1:41:11
  SPEAKER_02: Because uh the pussy, I got the pussy so wet.
• 1:41:14
  SPEAKER_02: That the juices to get it.
• 1:41:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 1:41:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just talking about like before you get there, you just I like you never had kind of mouth so strong that you're just like, God damn, like somebody passed me a gallon of fucking water.
• 1:41:27
  SPEAKER_01: I always have I have water by the bed, bro.
• 1:41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:41:30
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so I want to get into the weed talk just for you know a little 10-minute uh thing.
• 1:41:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um black crack, you trying it or not?
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:41:36
  SPEAKER_00: I I want to understand.
• 1:41:37
  SPEAKER_00: We've tried to have this conversation before, but now you're high, so I'm gonna try again.
• 1:41:41
  SPEAKER_00: So what is stopping me from taking a strain that like say OG Kush and going on the corner right now and being like, yo, I got a zip of OG Kush right now, but it's not OG Kush.
• 1:41:57
  SPEAKER_00: What's what's stopping that from happening?
• 1:41:58
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
• 1:41:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like, you can go, like whoever you purchase weed from, how do you know you're really buying OG Kush?
• 1:42:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how does it how do you know?
• 1:42:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, because if you know, here's the thing, it's all about knowing your product.
• 1:42:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:42:08
  SPEAKER_02: If you know the properties of OG Kush, you know that it's a certain look, sm and more so than anything, official OG Kush has a distinct smell.
• 1:42:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:42:21
  SPEAKER_02: So if you know what OG Kush is, then you're gonna know what that smell is.
• 1:42:24
  SPEAKER_02: You're gonna know the nugs, you're gonna know how full and dense they are, you're gonna know if it's OG Kush or something.
• 1:42:31
  SPEAKER_00: So you need a lot of a wealth of knowledge just to purchase OG Kush.
• 1:42:36
  SPEAKER_00: So what if it's something new?
• 1:42:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like, yo, this is monkey brain.
• 1:42:40
  SPEAKER_02: Monkey brain.
• 1:42:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like the new strand black crack.
• 1:42:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I haven't I haven't heard of black crack as of yet.
• 1:42:47
  SPEAKER_02: I heard about this runs thing.
• 1:42:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:49
  SPEAKER_00: Runts.
• 1:42:49
  SPEAKER_00: I have a bag of runs in my bag.
• 1:42:51
  SPEAKER_00: I have but runs in my bag, but like actual runs, candy.
• 1:42:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh um anybody anybody who says that they have runs weed probably has a knockoff.
• 1:43:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but why is that?
• 1:43:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what because you have to um okay, if you know the product, um search uh search this uh hashtag runs up a check.
• 1:43:13
  SPEAKER_02: Shouts to my dude Gregory Greens on that one.
• 1:43:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's a song or no, it's uh a hashtag on uh Instagram Runce Up a check.
• 1:43:22
  SPEAKER_02: I just ate a runt just now.
• 1:43:23
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll pass that.
• 1:43:24
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, may I have a runt?
• 1:43:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like, damn.
• 1:43:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um He really has a big bag of runs.
• 1:43:29
  SPEAKER_00: Nigga, I fucking runs.
• 1:43:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I was scared that it's like, oh shit, though, why are they making weed into this?
• 1:43:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, the thing is runs weed is extremely exclusive.
• 1:43:40
  SPEAKER_02: So the chances of you know fucking two-stack Zach and pay you later Slater having some motherfucking those real people.
• 1:43:54
  SPEAKER_02: You f sh follow Gregory Green, you'll you'll see the uh you know Saved by the Booth.
• 1:43:59
  SPEAKER_02: But um, you know, it's bullshit.
• 1:44:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like these random people don't have that.
• 1:44:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like it you know, that brand is exclusive, and only you know, people who pay the top dollar, you know, get it, and it's and it's exclusive to the T.
• 1:44:16
  SPEAKER_00: So how much would a dime a dime bag portion of runs cost?
• 1:44:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um to be honest with you, I don't know.
• 1:44:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I don't know their prices or whatever.
• 1:44:28
  SPEAKER_02: I know about it and know the backstory a little bit of it.
• 1:44:36
  SPEAKER_00: Can I hear it a little bit?
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_00: Give me like a little blurb about it.
• 1:44:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I'm just not I'm not gonna say the bla the backstory, but I just know their existence.
• 1:44:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like I know who they are and I know that they're exclusive because one of my boys who's connected in uh the Bay Area Um has connects who, you know, direct directly, right?
• 1:44:54
  SPEAKER_02: So I know.
• 1:44:55
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:44:56
  SPEAKER_02: So I know certain things, or whatever.
• 1:44:57
  SPEAKER_02: I just I'm not an aficionado.
• 1:44:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:00
  SPEAKER_02: But I just know it's like say it's like someone telling you, oh, yeah, I got I got 10,000 of these Supreme shirts.
• 1:45:12
  SPEAKER_02: Supreme didn't make 10,000 of the that version shirt.
• 1:45:15
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:45:16
  SPEAKER_02: Like that that those are booth.
• 1:45:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:45:17
  SPEAKER_02: That those are fake.
• 1:45:18
  SPEAKER_02: So it's basically one something like that.
• 1:45:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:45:21
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 1:45:22
  SPEAKER_00: So uh if I made a runs, right, how do I protect myself, or there's just no protection against somebody going on the corner and be like, I got that new runs, I got a half off the what what stops people from well yeah, what stops people from making knockoff Louie and Gucci bags?
• 1:45:38
  SPEAKER_00: Because if you're going to the corner to buy a Louie and Gucci bag, you're in the back of your brain, you know that this shit is fake.
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_00: But if I go to a department store and I purchase this, hey, I know that I'm getting the real deal.
• 1:45:48
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:45:49
  SPEAKER_00: For weed, what is your department store in a state that is illegal, like New York City?
• 1:45:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like you don't have that.
• 1:45:54
  SPEAKER_02: So you Um I'm not going to incriminate myself or anyone, but you know, I have my I have my sources.
• 1:46:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so do you there's like an underground department store that I know, you know, it's it's it's I I I I I just know.
• 1:46:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:46:09
  SPEAKER_02: I just know what's what.
• 1:46:11
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's just like anything.
• 1:46:12
  SPEAKER_02: You cannot purchase things that you're not privy of or privy to at any location.
• 1:46:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's all about knowing.
• 1:46:20
  SPEAKER_02: Knowing your product, yeah.
• 1:46:21
  SPEAKER_02: You know, and that's just with anything, I feel.
• 1:46:22
  SPEAKER_02: You know, there's no there's no difference in weed necessarily.
• 1:46:26
  SPEAKER_02: Um now, so I I understand what you're saying as far as you know labeling it, labeling it runs, but let's just say if you had some real bullshit weed and he says, Oh, this is some sour D or some shit like that.
• 1:46:42
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you, like, just off you telling me that it's not, but if I see it and look at it and inspect it, I know okay, this is not it.
• 1:46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:46:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's just certain things that you should know as a weed smoker.
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_02: If you're a weed smoker, what's what?
• 1:46:57
  SPEAKER_02: But if you're just a novice, a kid who doesn't know shit, you're gonna get got, but that's just like anything.
• 1:47:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 1:47:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's a pretty fair assessment.
• 1:47:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, if you guys don't have anything else you want to talk about, I mean we could rap.
• 1:47:12
  SPEAKER_01: I hear it's a new strain.
• 1:47:13
  SPEAKER_00: Black crack?
• 1:47:14
  unknown: I don't know.
• 1:47:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not smoking anything with crack in it.
• 1:47:17
  SPEAKER_01: And just let me know if you heard green crack too.
• 1:47:19
  SPEAKER_01: I heard, yeah, I heard green crack, I've heard of green crack for years.
• 1:47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Now that's my thing.
• 1:47:23
  SPEAKER_01: Would you smoke green crack?
• 1:47:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's weed, okay.
• 1:47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Even though with the name crack.
• 1:47:32
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, it's weed.
• 1:47:34
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's a good point.
• 1:47:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's not it's not actual fucking crack.
• 1:47:37
  SPEAKER_01: But why do they call it green crack?
• 1:47:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um, for different reasons, bro.
• 1:47:40
  SPEAKER_02: They want they you have to realize that it's all marketing.
• 1:47:44
  SPEAKER_00: But like what is runs?
• 1:47:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why who why is it?
• 1:47:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's not um, you know, rocket science.
• 1:47:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's just uh What about White Widow?
• 1:47:52
  SPEAKER_02: White Widow.
• 1:47:53
  SPEAKER_02: I've had White Widow.
• 1:47:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is it actually white?
• 1:47:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 1:47:56
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't have uh White Widow, I had White Russian.
• 1:47:59
  SPEAKER_02: Uh White Widow.
• 1:48:03
  SPEAKER_02: Real white widow is actually white, yes.
• 1:48:07
  SPEAKER_01: I heard uh I heard it's probably it's like angel dust or some shit like that.
• 1:48:11
  SPEAKER_02: No, motherfucker, it's the way that it's grown and it's the trichomes on it, uh, which are the THC crystals.
• 1:48:18
  SPEAKER_02: And that's just the way that it's cultivated, the way that it grows, its genetics, its properties.
• 1:48:24
  SPEAKER_02: This is the thing, the same way that there are regular tigers and they're white tigers.
• 1:48:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna just stick to Hennedusa.
• 1:48:32
  SPEAKER_00: Those are my two.
• 1:48:33
  SPEAKER_01: There's Hennessy and there's white Hennessy, there's black Hennessy, there's Hennessy Privilege, nigga, there's Hennessy XL.
• 1:48:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, I want to have the master blender Hennessy.
• 1:48:40
  SPEAKER_01: I heard that's really amazing.
• 1:48:41
  SPEAKER_00: Man, I'm just trying to get fucked up.
• 1:48:43
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that master blend, no blend, distilled one time.
• 1:48:46
  SPEAKER_00: If that shit gets me in the mood, I'm alright with it.
• 1:48:50
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, um, I guess that has been another installment of guess one.
• 1:48:53
  SPEAKER_00: If you got anything else to run down.
• 1:48:55
  SPEAKER_02: You spoke about R.
• 1:48:56
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly and the uh his his bond being posted by a fan.
• 1:48:59
  SPEAKER_00: No, we haven't.
• 1:49:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:49:01
  SPEAKER_00: Speak about Robert Kelly real quick.
• 1:49:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:03
  SPEAKER_00: Uh a fan, you know.
• 1:49:04
  SPEAKER_00: Allegedly.
• 1:49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Allegedly.
• 1:49:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Rhett has his theory.
• 1:49:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I want to hear Red's theory.
• 1:49:09
  SPEAKER_02: My theory with R.
• 1:49:11
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly, okay, for those who don't know.
• 1:49:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's been reported that a fan posted R.
• 1:49:20
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly's bond for$100,000.
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_02: And this is a fan who allegedly met him on a cruise.
• 1:49:26
  SPEAKER_02: On a cruise.
• 1:49:29
  SPEAKER_02: She had just recently, I think, won a lottery or won a lawsuit or some shit like that, and paid uh the bond.
• 1:49:40
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think that is actually how it went down?
• 1:49:43
  SPEAKER_02: No, um, because now the whole question that the internet was asking when a report came out via the shade room, it said, Oh, R.
• 1:49:53
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly can't post a hundred thousand dollar bond or has or has not posted, or whatever.
• 1:49:59
  SPEAKER_02: So immediately.
• 1:50:00
  SPEAKER_02: You know how niggas do.
• 1:50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Broke.
• 1:50:03
  SPEAKER_02: He broke.
• 1:50:04
  SPEAKER_02: He ain't got it.
• 1:50:05
  SPEAKER_02: First off.
• 1:50:07
  SPEAKER_02: AJ, I got you in a second.
• 1:50:10
  SPEAKER_02: Jones.
• 1:50:11
  SPEAKER_02: Do you believe that R.
• 1:50:12
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly is broke?
• 1:50:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, he got I believe I can fly.
• 1:50:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh AG, do you believe that R.
• 1:50:17
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly's broke?
• 1:50:18
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not.
• 1:50:21
  SPEAKER_02: With his credits as far as being songwriter, artist, and at times producer, no.
• 1:50:32
  SPEAKER_02: Even though he can't read it.
• 1:50:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, whatever.
• 1:50:40
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm just saying, amongst other things.
• 1:50:42
  SPEAKER_02: Pedophile?
• 1:50:45
  SPEAKER_00: That's so funny.
• 1:50:47
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:50:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's things like you know, you once you've sold millions as someone who wrote, produced, and you know what I'm saying?
• 1:50:58
  SPEAKER_02: All this shit, like you you're your own fucking entity, essentially.
• 1:51:02
  SPEAKER_02: You have Brent.
• 1:51:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:51:03
  SPEAKER_02: Forever.
• 1:51:04
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 1:51:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um R.
• 1:51:05
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly owes child support.
• 1:51:10
  SPEAKER_02: You owe child support, but you know, you're paying this hundred thousand dollar bond.
• 1:51:16
  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute, nigga.
• 1:51:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's up the ante.
• 1:51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute, nigga.
• 1:51:19
  SPEAKER_02: Where's this money?
• 1:51:20
  SPEAKER_02: Where's this money?
• 1:51:21
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:51:22
  SPEAKER_02: So it's more of a chess than checkers thing.
• 1:51:25
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I think that people are looking past that point.
• 1:51:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, I like, oh shit, yeah, he does have this, like, you know, he he Oh, yeah, he can't just pull that money out of his ass.
• 1:51:38
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:51:39
  SPEAKER_02: So that's my theory.
• 1:51:41
  SPEAKER_02: So you think it's Auntie Joe?
• 1:51:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's a pretty sound theory.
• 1:51:45
  SPEAKER_00: Um, R.
• 1:51:45
  SPEAKER_00: Kelly is gonna Michael Jackson is shit and beat it, and then lose in a civil case and settle with people, and that's just how this shit's gonna go.
• 1:51:51
  SPEAKER_00: And then we're all gonna pretend like it didn't happen.
• 1:51:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 1:51:54
  SPEAKER_00: Because OJ lost a civil case.
• 1:51:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like he had to pay this in the family, but and uh the the murder trial, he won.
• 1:52:02
  SPEAKER_00: Same thing with Mike Jack.
• 1:52:03
  SPEAKER_01: How the fuck do you lose?
• 1:52:05
  SPEAKER_00: You want me to explain to you?
• 1:52:06
  SPEAKER_00: I went to John Jack.
• 1:52:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, explain that to me.
• 1:52:08
  SPEAKER_00: So civil and criminal are two completely different courts.
• 1:52:15
  SPEAKER_00: It's really that simple.
• 1:52:18
  SPEAKER_00: So if the family, like you see, like with uh all the police shootings, the cops are never convicted of a crime.
• 1:52:25
  SPEAKER_00: So they're they ne nobody goes to jail, the cops the most they do is get suspended, some of them maybe even get fired, but they're never criminals.
• 1:52:33
  SPEAKER_00: They don't have a felony, they don't have anything.
• 1:52:35
  SPEAKER_00: But in the civil court, the families get paid from the government because uh a government worker killed your brother, so we're gonna pay you five million dollars.
• 1:52:44
  SPEAKER_02: Someone is liable uh financially.
• 1:52:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, financially, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:52:48
  SPEAKER_00: But not in a it's not a there's no criminal case, though.
• 1:52:50
  SPEAKER_00: The cases they beat always be they don't even go to trial, honestly.
• 1:52:54
  SPEAKER_00: So that's the difference.
• 1:52:56
  SPEAKER_00: Got it.
• 1:52:57
  SPEAKER_00: I got it.
• 1:52:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 1:52:58
  SPEAKER_02: So right, so uh that's okay.
• 1:53:01
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of uh court and shit like that.
• 1:53:03
  SPEAKER_02: Jesse Smullet.
• 1:53:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 1:53:05
  SPEAKER_00: Jesse Smullet.
• 1:53:06
  SPEAKER_00: Is there any new news?
• 1:53:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what's the last thing?
• 1:53:08
  SPEAKER_00: The last thing I seen the Nigerian brothers just apologizing to everybody, like this guy got us caught up in this bullshit.
• 1:53:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like like Lucia said, nigga, all these white people in Chicago and you choose Nigerians.
• 1:53:20
  SPEAKER_00: I knew that shit was fake because it was Chicago.
• 1:53:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like Jesse.
• 1:53:22
  SPEAKER_02: Justin the camera that caught these motherfuckers buying ski masks and MAGA hats and rope shit.
• 1:53:28
  SPEAKER_02: This shit was just fucking uh uh outlandish.
• 1:53:32
  SPEAKER_02: And now he him and R.
• 1:53:34
  SPEAKER_02: Kelly, they both ruined black history.
• 1:53:36
  SPEAKER_02: I was about to say, didn't they both get locked up in the same village?
• 1:53:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's the same judge, too.
• 1:53:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:53:42
  SPEAKER_00: Chicago.
• 1:53:43
  SPEAKER_00: Chicago big small city, you know.
• 1:53:45
  SPEAKER_02: But um, you know this is a big small town.
• 1:53:48
  SPEAKER_02: And and they and there are still people out there on this guy's uh side because they truly believe too big to fail.
• 1:53:54
  SPEAKER_00: The LGBQT-I-Z, sometimes why?
• 1:53:57
  SPEAKER_00: Too big to fail.
• 1:53:58
  SPEAKER_02: But um, you know, and I haven't even seen them accept responsibility for the city.
• 1:54:02
  SPEAKER_02: They're not going to.
• 1:54:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um They're gonna push it on the blacks.
• 1:54:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's that's black.
• 1:54:05
  SPEAKER_00: He's not gay, he's black.
• 1:54:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's what he's a black man, he's a liar, he's a thief.
• 1:54:08
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 1:54:09
  SPEAKER_00: Put him in jail.
• 1:54:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's how this is gonna end up.
• 1:54:11
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:54:12
  SPEAKER_02: So you know what?
• 1:54:14
  SPEAKER_02: Crime is for niggers.
• 1:54:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, we didn't talk about old guy in a dress, the Oscar.
• 1:54:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't even know that his next.
• 1:54:25
  SPEAKER_02: We can get on that next.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_02: But um, yeah, Jesse Smollett, uh, he actually had to turn himself in.
• 1:54:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he's facing felony charges or whatever.
• 1:54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like I said, he's not gonna do any jail time, he's just gonna fucking pay a fine and whatever.
• 1:54:38
  SPEAKER_02: Let me ask you my thing.
• 1:54:40
  SPEAKER_01: What are these felony charges?
• 1:54:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh falsifying a police report.
• 1:54:44
  SPEAKER_02: Obstruction of justice.
• 1:54:45
  SPEAKER_02: Obstruction of justice, you know, you kept your phone from things you were left leaving out these shit with this, that and the third.
• 1:54:50
  SPEAKER_02: Did he answer the door with the noose on his neck?
• 1:54:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is that real?
• 1:54:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't feel like still on his neck.
• 1:54:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the subway sandwich was nuts already.
• 1:54:58
  SPEAKER_00: But if he really answered the door with the noose on it.
• 1:54:59
  SPEAKER_02: And then uh uh allegedly he got this uh he got this idea from uh what's his name?
• 1:55:06
  SPEAKER_02: Lee Daniels or something like that.
• 1:55:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh really?
• 1:55:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um because uh I guess like he told him, you know, some shit that happened and he basically based that story on what the fuck he was told.
• 1:55:20
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, Lee Daniels is about to make a gay superhero.
• 1:55:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna put that out there for y'all.
• 1:55:23
  SPEAKER_02: So that's the role that he is trying to act.
• 1:55:26
  SPEAKER_00: That shit is crazy.
• 1:55:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the gay Tupac.
• 1:55:29
  SPEAKER_02: And this shit was just fucking hilarious.
• 1:55:31
  SPEAKER_02: Like the more that the details unfold, the more that this whole situation's unpacked, the more it's just like this is fucking hilarious.
• 1:55:37
  SPEAKER_02: Like superhero's gonna be gay pock.
• 1:55:39
  SPEAKER_02: Gay Pak.
• 1:55:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's gonna be like Dave Chappelle said.
• 1:55:42
  SPEAKER_02: Same hero, new boots.
• 1:55:45
  SPEAKER_02: Dead ass though.
• 1:55:46
  SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
• 1:55:47
  SPEAKER_00: Dave Chappelle doesn't lie.
• 1:55:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that guy's he's he's from the future, I think.
• 1:55:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um I said we were gonna get into uh the dress more than he writes.
• 1:55:56
  SPEAKER_02: Billy Porter and uh Young Thug took to Instagram with the post of uh actor Billy Porter's tuxedo gown that he donned at the Oscars.
• 1:56:10
  SPEAKER_02: And uh there were two uh sides sides to this whole thing.
• 1:56:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm only mad because he's black.
• 1:56:19
  SPEAKER_02: If a white dude did it, I wouldn't give a fuck.
• 1:56:21
  SPEAKER_02: There were two sides to this thing.
• 1:56:22
  SPEAKER_02: Some people thought it was stunning.
• 1:56:25
  SPEAKER_02: His outfit was remarkable, and he was so this for coming out and uh whatever the case.
• 1:56:32
  SPEAKER_02: Is he gay?
• 1:56:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, openly openly.
• 1:56:34
  SPEAKER_00: I seen him in um American Horror Story.
• 1:56:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's the only reason I know who he is.
• 1:56:38
  SPEAKER_00: He played a good role, he's a he was a gay witch.
• 1:56:40
  SPEAKER_00: Gay bitch.
• 1:56:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:56:42
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what you said?
• 1:56:42
  SPEAKER_00: No, I said witch.
• 1:56:43
  SPEAKER_00: That was his role.
• 1:56:45
  SPEAKER_02: So um I put up um, you know, there was there was there was a post on the gas money page.
• 1:56:53
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out to the gas money page.
• 1:56:55
  SPEAKER_02: Follow us at gas.money dot podcast.
• 1:57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you very much.
• 1:57:01
  SPEAKER_02: Uh excuse me, I kept saying Billy Porter.
• 1:57:04
  SPEAKER_02: His name is Billy Powell.
• 1:57:07
  SPEAKER_00: Shout out Billy Porter, though, whoever you are.
• 1:57:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you got to say Billy Porter.
• 1:57:12
  SPEAKER_02: Uh relationships of Travis, maybe Billy Powell.
• 1:57:16
  SPEAKER_02: Excuse me, folks.
• 1:57:18
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 1:57:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um I put up a post asking, you know, the people on the page the tuxedo gown, you fucking with it or nah?
• 1:57:30
  SPEAKER_02: 33% said that it's dope.
• 1:57:34
  SPEAKER_02: That it was dope.
• 1:57:36
  SPEAKER_02: However, 67% said fuck no, feminine as fuck.
• 1:57:42
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 1:57:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um we know our base.
• 1:57:45
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 1:57:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh let me see.
• 1:57:48
  SPEAKER_02: How many people?
• 1:57:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was about 50 people saw that uh poll and you know chimed in and I agree with Young Thug, man.
• 1:58:00
  SPEAKER_02: So now Young Thug took to the gram and he posted the picture and he said, now, end quote, now, if y'all don't do s if y'all don't do this nigga how y'all did me, I know some.
• 1:58:16
  SPEAKER_02: End quote.
• 1:58:17
  SPEAKER_02: So I say, uh, brother, Billy, Young Thug paved the way.
• 1:58:24
  SPEAKER_02: You better pay homage, nigga.
• 1:58:28
  SPEAKER_02: You pay homage, nigga.
• 1:58:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, Young Thug.
• 1:58:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm being objective here because I'm not a Young Thugs fan.
• 1:58:34
  SPEAKER_00: I I'll give you some tracks to listen to, bro.
• 1:58:36
  SPEAKER_00: This guy, he be he be flowing.
• 1:58:38
  SPEAKER_00: Takes a little while to get used to the rip the pattern.
• 1:58:41
  SPEAKER_01: Kanye also wear a dress?
• 1:58:42
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he's nah.
• 1:58:42
  SPEAKER_00: Kanye wore kilt.
• 1:58:44
  unknown: Okay.
• 1:58:44
  SPEAKER_00: It's different.
• 1:58:45
  SPEAKER_00: One's a skirt, one's a gown.
• 1:58:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's different.
• 1:58:49
  SPEAKER_00: But um one's somebody's culture, one's just being a bitch.
• 1:58:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:58:53
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, hey, some guys feel comfortable in dresses.
• 1:58:57
  SPEAKER_02: He said, Rocky wore a skirt too, didn't he?
• 1:58:58
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 1:58:59
  SPEAKER_00: And then uh Kilt.
• 1:59:00
  SPEAKER_00: Kit Cuddy wore um a belly shirt.
• 1:59:03
  SPEAKER_02: We know, it's hip-hop.
• 1:59:05
  SPEAKER_02: Kilt.
• 1:59:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's fashion.
• 1:59:06
  SPEAKER_02: That dude, uh is it the quarterback on the cowboys?
• 1:59:08
  SPEAKER_02: He fucking wore belly shirt.
• 1:59:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, that's his that's his shit.
• 1:59:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's all he wears a belly shirt.
• 1:59:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's that's all right.
• 1:59:16
  SPEAKER_02: Tom Brady kissed the fucking owner.
• 1:59:18
  SPEAKER_02: He's white.
• 1:59:19
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:59:19
  SPEAKER_02: Shouts to Robert Kraft.
• 1:59:20
  SPEAKER_02: They're allowed to do that.
• 1:59:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:59:22
  SPEAKER_02: Robert Kraft, I swear, I feel the only reason he's receiving this scrutiny is because he spoke up publicly for Colin Kaepernick.
• 1:59:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's fucking with the blacks.
• 1:59:29
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that that's the only thing.
• 1:59:31
  SPEAKER_00: Him and Meek?
• 1:59:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:59:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, championship?
• 1:59:34
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, let me.
• 1:59:35
  SPEAKER_02: You know how white you do.
• 1:59:36
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, let me make a phone call.
• 1:59:38
  SPEAKER_00: Whoa, he's hanging around with the blacks.
• 1:59:39
  SPEAKER_02: We can't.
• 1:59:40
  SPEAKER_02: We can't have this.
• 1:59:41
  SPEAKER_02: He's publicly denouncing, he's going against President Trump.
• 1:59:44
  SPEAKER_02: Get him on a book.
• 1:59:45
  SPEAKER_02: Who's his friend?
• 1:59:45
  SPEAKER_00: Prostitution.
• 1:59:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like up.
• 1:59:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're not to disagree with your friends.
• 1:59:48
  SPEAKER_00: You should be able to.
• 1:59:49
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 1:59:50
  SPEAKER_02: One has nothing to do with the other.
• 1:59:51
  SPEAKER_02: You make your money, I make my money, and that's that.
• 1:59:53
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, yeah, man, he's he's he's the NFL is you know fuck that.
• 1:59:58
  SPEAKER_02: And they're actually like really fucking with it.
• 2:00:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like they're they're they're trying to really we support their jobs.
• 2:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: Niggas for life.
• 2:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: That's an NFL standard.
• 2:00:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's it.
• 2:00:08
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 2:00:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man, Robert Kraft.
• 2:00:10
  SPEAKER_00: Shadow Robert Craig.
• 2:00:11
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 2:00:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah.
• 2:00:13
  SPEAKER_02: Is he the owner of craft macaroni?
• 2:00:15
  SPEAKER_02: I hope that's the crack.
• 2:00:16
  SPEAKER_00: Niggas for life.
• 2:00:17
  SPEAKER_02: No families left.
• 2:00:19
  SPEAKER_00: You said no families left?
• 2:00:21
  SPEAKER_00: I like niggers for life better.
• 2:00:23
  SPEAKER_00: But you can't say the n-word like that.
• 2:00:24
  SPEAKER_00: Niggadarius.
• 2:00:25
  SPEAKER_00: Not around me, nigga darius.
• 2:00:28
  SPEAKER_00: Chill, chill, chill.
• 2:00:30
  SPEAKER_00: You barking up the wrong tree.
• 2:00:32
  SPEAKER_00: But um what tree you barking up?
• 2:00:35
  SPEAKER_00: The one that you is uh never.
• 2:00:36
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
• 2:00:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's black history mother's over.
• 2:00:43
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, black history.
• 2:00:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 2:00:48
  SPEAKER_01: Only if you let mention Jesse or just see whatever the fuck his name is.
• 2:00:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this has been another installment of Gas Money, ladies and gentlemen.
• 2:00:55
  SPEAKER_02: You see how crazy that was?
• 2:00:56
  SPEAKER_02: Jesse Smaller was hanging with his niggas.
• 2:01:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think you guys should take us out, man.
• 2:01:04
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this hasn't been uh, you know, freaky nasty sex talk money.
• 2:01:09
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely not hanging from a tree money.
• 2:01:11
  SPEAKER_02: Uh definitely not MBA uh whatever the fuck, money.
• 2:01:16
  SPEAKER_02: He's hot.
• 2:01:18
  SPEAKER_01: This definitely wasn't some hot money.
• 2:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: This wasn't some uh, you know, OG Kush.
• 2:01:22
  SPEAKER_02: No, well no, this definitely was some OG Kush that I was from.
• 2:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: This real gas.
• 2:01:26
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I mean he shows gas money.
• 2:01:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh AG, didn't I actually see you uh the other day at the barbershop?
• 2:01:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 2:01:32
  SPEAKER_02: We shared the same barber.
• 2:01:33
  SPEAKER_02: We shared the same barber, you know.
• 2:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Francis.
• 2:01:36
  SPEAKER_02: You know, what's Francis uh Instagram?
• 2:01:38
  SPEAKER_00: I really don't have it, but pull it up.
• 2:01:39
  SPEAKER_02: He deserves a shout out.
• 2:01:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, man.
• 2:01:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's a goat right there.
• 2:01:42
  SPEAKER_02: How long you been going to Francis?
• 2:01:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, before I could talk.
• 2:01:44
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:01:45
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently before you could talk.
• 2:01:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, before I could talk.
• 2:01:47
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently, Francis knows me.
• 2:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: I was about to say something about me bringing a girl to a barbershop.
• 2:01:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'd never been to that barbershop.
• 2:01:53
  SPEAKER_00: I was getting a haircut by this gentleman named King.
• 2:01:56
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if he still cuts hair in this neighborhood.
• 2:01:58
  unknown: Okay.
• 2:01:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't remember the story because this is what was told to me.
• 2:02:00
  SPEAKER_00: And my I was going to Antigua, and my mom was like, Yeah, we can't wait for King.
• 2:02:04
  SPEAKER_00: He was like the guy in the, you know, he had he was the head guy.
• 2:02:07
  SPEAKER_00: Francis was in the back of the shop, didn't have anybody at the time.
• 2:02:10
  SPEAKER_00: My mom was like, yo.
• 2:02:11
  SPEAKER_00: And where and where was he cutting hair at at this point?
• 2:02:13
  SPEAKER_00: This was the barber shop that was right on 101st Street.
• 2:02:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um a couple doors down from this corner store.
• 2:02:19
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 2:02:19
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that was uh VIP.
• 2:02:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there you go, right in there.
• 2:02:22
  SPEAKER_00: Let you know how long I've been uh Exactly.
• 2:02:24
  SPEAKER_02: So this is before he was the guy.
• 2:02:26
  SPEAKER_00: Now he's the guy.
• 2:02:27
  SPEAKER_02: So But um yeah, Fran the Barber.
• 2:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's F is in Frank, R-A-N is in Nancy, the Barber.
• 2:02:35
  SPEAKER_02: Fran, short for Francis, Fran the Barber, at Fran the Barber.
• 2:02:40
  SPEAKER_02: I would say definitely hands down, one of the best barbers.
• 2:02:43
  SPEAKER_02: Um he's been cutting my hair for over 20 years.
• 2:02:47
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 2:02:48
  SPEAKER_02: Over twenty years.
• 2:02:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um and still just as nice as he was, you know, even nicer now, but you know, still the same, you know, no skill diminishment, and you know, you have to book him on style seat because his his his uh schedule is just at full, you know, and it is what it is.
• 2:03:10
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, he don't he don't work like that, bro.
• 2:03:13
  SPEAKER_02: That's the funniest shit I ever seen.
• 2:03:14
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, he don't work like that.
• 2:03:15
  SPEAKER_02: And that's the thing, like, you know, it's like my dude.
• 2:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I I work, he works how he works, and something that you have to respect is how a person operates.
• 2:03:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's like listen, you here's here's how you if you want me to cut your hair, you want me to do anything, you book your appointment, and I'll see you when I see you.
• 2:03:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't accept walk-ins.
• 2:03:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um I have my schedule set up a certain way that's that's uh conforming to my lifestyle, and it is what it is.
• 2:03:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like, shouts to him.
• 2:03:44
  SPEAKER_02: But uh yeah, AG saw you at the barber, you know, getting uh lined up, touched up, and all that.
• 2:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta keep tight, right?
• 2:03:50
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta keep the edges on point.
• 2:03:52
  SPEAKER_00: All day.
• 2:03:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really get haircuts, I don't touch this in the top of my hair, I just do the sides.
• 2:03:58
  SPEAKER_00: And this all right.
• 2:03:59
  SPEAKER_02: You got the uh original man uh the nuts.
• 2:04:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's like good co Kobe Bryant on uh when his uh jersey was number eight.
• 2:04:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, number eight Kobe.
• 2:04:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, number eight Kobe uh Nazi head shit.
• 2:04:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you already know my mom hates it.
• 2:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: They say that that's the black fuckboy head.
• 2:04:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for real, it is just nah.
• 2:04:20
  SPEAKER_00: I can't talk to him.
• 2:04:20
  SPEAKER_00: Uh he has too many hoes.
• 2:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have any.
• 2:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: I have a hand.
• 2:04:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they they it's funny how they associate uh you having hoes with beards and stuff.
• 2:04:27
  SPEAKER_02: I feel bad for the ones that can't grow.
• 2:04:35
  SPEAKER_01: Perfect.