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Hour 1 - NFL Schedule Release Hoopla · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: law around the NFL's annual schedule release day? Give me
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  Speaker 2: your message to the fans grumbling about having a tough
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  Speaker 2: schedule in the NFL. Also, what's the biggest thing we
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  Speaker 2: actually do take away and put some value in around
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  Speaker 2: the NFL schedule. There's one thing that stands out like
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  Speaker 2: later than normal because of the schedule that is rather absurd,
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  Speaker 2: but that set our lead this hour. Don't bury the lead,
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  Speaker 2: my man, heart, We're not gonna bury the lead. So
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  Speaker 2: our lead this hour from the schedule, because there's nothing
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  Speaker 2: better than when you have a talk show than talking
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  Speaker 2: about a schedule. My god, It is something that has
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  Speaker 2: happened while I have been behind the microphones at the
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  Speaker 2: bully pulpit at Fox Sports Radio. This thing just popped
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  Speaker 2: off out of thin air, and it's now a yearly tradition,
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  Speaker 2: like the Swallows returning to Capistrano or punk Satani Phil.
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  Speaker 2: Will he see his shadow? It's the NFL's schedule release day.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get swept up in the excitement? Were you
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  Speaker 2: feeling a little tingly because of the schedule being announced? No, well,
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  Speaker 2: the NFL is one hundred and seventh season, we are
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  Speaker 2: told is going to be played and not until the
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  Speaker 2: end of the year. But the league's annual prime time
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  Speaker 2: kickoff game was announced. The reigning champions, I know. No
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  Speaker 2: Stradinas had his pants around his ankles. He was all
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  Speaker 2: excited about this, and JJ and Ritten and all them.
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  Speaker 2: But the champion Seahawks thanks to that generous officiating. Let's
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  Speaker 2: just give Seattle two points they didn't get anyway, these
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  Speaker 2: move on. I'll move on, I promise, just like I've
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  Speaker 2: moved on from the cheating as one one thousand and two,
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  Speaker 2: one thousand holes. Anyway, the Seahawks will host the Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. Diana Rossini will be watching this game, and
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  Speaker 2: that's at Lumen Field there in downtown Seattle, the stadium
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  Speaker 2: I was barred from years ago. That'll be on September night.
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  Speaker 2: That's a Wednesday on NBC. It is a rematch I
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  Speaker 2: am told of the rather blast Super Bowl we had
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  Speaker 2: back in February in northern California. It's the third Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl rematch on kickoff weekend. Oh boy, that's so exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy and that was Carolina. That was Minnesota, Mine
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  Speaker 2: Carolina einety seven, Minnesota in casey, Carolina and Denver in
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  Speaker 2: twenty sixteen for you nerds.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations then, but wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 2: On Thursday, the traditional beginning of the NFL season's usually
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  Speaker 2: on Thursday, but on September tenth, and this game, I
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  Speaker 2: guess on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: So everyone like Dick and Dayton, guys like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be bitching they can't get the game. But the
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  Speaker 2: Rams and Niners will meet in Melbourne at the Cricket Ground.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is, but that's a thing,
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  Speaker 2: and so they'll be there hanging out there. Our buddies
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  Speaker 2: in Australia can fill us in on that first ever
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  Speaker 2: regular season game in Australia. A lot of buzz all around.
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  Speaker 2: This seems like a really big deal NFL schedule dump,
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  Speaker 2: and that is a good jumping off points. So let
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  Speaker 2: us discuss the question where are you at on the
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  Speaker 2: hooplaw around the NFL's schedule release day which is now
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  Speaker 2: taking place.
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  Speaker 1: So my thoughts on this.
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  Speaker 2: I've got the dead Sea scrolls, US Marines and Vegas
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  Speaker 2: style residency and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 2: together and let it soak into.
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  Speaker 1: The skin, is what we're going to do, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So a, this is the vacuum of.
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  Speaker 2: The NFL off season, the off season hunger games, if
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  Speaker 2: you will, where thirty two teams enter and absolutely zero
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  Speaker 2: new information leaves. We have officially reached the peak of
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  Speaker 2: the Dog and Pony Show. I always look at this
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  Speaker 2: as the peak of it the NFL, and to their
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  Speaker 2: credit that they're able to pull this off. They successfully
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  Speaker 2: turned basic math into a national holiday. We're talking a
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  Speaker 2: countdown clock to the right live TV specials. It's like
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  Speaker 2: essentially a glorified grocery list. I'm going to the store
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  Speaker 2: to buy some groceries. Okay, let's get excited on Aisle seven.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is that at a canna chunky soup
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  Speaker 2: on Aisle seven. But dan over on the back aisle,
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  Speaker 2: you got some eggs. Wait a minute, is that lettuce over.
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  Speaker 1: There in week nine?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a little lettuce. Do I see
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  Speaker 2: tomato for week ten?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Goodiet we get a tomato? Way to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh then there's a pineapple in week eleven. That's hard
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  Speaker 2: to cut into. Yeah. Some hearto types are out there
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  Speaker 2: treating the schedule like it's the dead Sea scrolls. It's
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  Speaker 2: a calendar, that's it. People are acting like knowing week
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  Speaker 2: nine okay with Thursday night game that suddenly changes the
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  Speaker 2: axis of the entire season, the rotation of the earth.
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  Speaker 2: It's manufactured excitement, honest listen. It's designed to fill the
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  Speaker 2: dead zone between the draft and the mini camp stuff
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  Speaker 2: and then training camp eventure. But the league is televising
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  Speaker 2: the equivalent of a coin toss rehearsal and we're getting
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  Speaker 2: a two hour pregame nonsense and all that. Half the analysis,
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  Speaker 2: of course, is pure noise, which you could argue at
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  Speaker 2: all is and all we do here in gas baggery
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  Speaker 2: is pure noise. You know, the tough stench of November.
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  Speaker 2: Will they overcome the beginning of the season in September. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I always love it because having paid attention, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just being somewhat grown up and watching this stuff. You
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  Speaker 2: watch the NFL and you think you know, you don't know, right,
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  Speaker 2: the injuries, the random variants. It will laugh right in
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  Speaker 2: your face at your little strength of schedule debate by
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  Speaker 2: not even by December, by mid November, because the quarterback
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  Speaker 2: to the right gets hurt. Quarterback to the left, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he has issues with some woman. He starts falling by
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  Speaker 2: the matchups though this is the thing. We've known them
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  Speaker 2: for months since the end of the regular season. The
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  Speaker 2: order is the only mystery in this in the NFL schedule,
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  Speaker 2: and even that feels rigged for sweeps week, Isn't you know?
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  Speaker 2: It's not news. It's a manifesto of nothing. But here
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  Speaker 2: I am partaking in it because I'm a dope. And
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  Speaker 2: listen the Vikings running out of time on their draft picks.
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  Speaker 2: I found it much more electric than the schedule to me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, back in the day when the Vikings did that.
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  Speaker 2: We are all suckers for a well timed type video.
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  Speaker 2: And you want hype videos.
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  Speaker 1: I mean this is and all you can eat buffet?
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  Speaker 1: Is every team a.
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  Speaker 2: Little hype videos here, there and everywhere. The league turned
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  Speaker 2: basic math though, into some kind of national event and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna it's gonna blow you away. So every team
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  Speaker 2: will play seventeen games in eighteen weeks between September ninth
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  Speaker 2: and January tenth, twenty twenty seven. That's two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: seventy two total games played out over one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: twenty three days, four months and a day. The hardest
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  Speaker 2: thing about the schedule is trying to pacify all of
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  Speaker 2: the television partners that have bankrolled what.
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  Speaker 1: Is going on here, right This is NFL.
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  Speaker 2: The sugar daddy is the TV, and so they got
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  Speaker 2: to please Fox, but they also got to take care
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  Speaker 2: of NBC and CBS, and then what about the Netflix
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  Speaker 2: and Amazon and ESPN. They all want their share all
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  Speaker 2: right now meanwhile.
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  Speaker 1: Flipping the page.
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  Speaker 2: So the grumbling is something that is universal to this
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  Speaker 2: particular event.
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  Speaker 1: And while I have paid limited attention to.
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  Speaker 2: The sports talk airwaves over the last couple hours, I
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  Speaker 2: have just from people on associated the complaints and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: Some the feedback I get on the email, like, for example,
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  Speaker 2: New England opens twenty twenty six, with three straight games
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  Speaker 2: against divisional winners. That's more than they faced all of
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  Speaker 2: last season. We knew that they played a soft, fluffy
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  Speaker 2: schedule last year, the fluffer nutters schedule and then comes
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  Speaker 2: a road trip to Buffalo's shiny new outdoor palace. So
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  Speaker 2: that gives the Patriots the hardest schedule weeks one through
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  Speaker 2: four since the nineteen eighty six Randall Cuttingham Philadelphia Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: My god, ghastly, ghastly. Meanwhile, Kansas City gets a quarterback gauntlet.
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  Speaker 2: People are freaking out about Net's not until the middle
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  Speaker 2: to late part of the year where they have a
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  Speaker 2: stretch where they play Josh Allen, Matthew Stafford, Joe Burrow,
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  Speaker 2: Drake may Brock, perty Justin Herbert like consecutively, which like okay,
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  Speaker 2: can good News play some good teams?
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  Speaker 1: And the Jags from Week four to Week sixteen, people
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  Speaker 1: freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: They barely see beautiful Jacksonville, Holy angry Bill. Seven road games,
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  Speaker 2: two London games, one bye week, and just three home dates.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So the question give me your message to
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  Speaker 2: the fans who are grumbling. And this is just a
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  Speaker 2: small example. The Arizona Cardinals have the toughest schedule or
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  Speaker 2: depending on what metric you look at and anyway, So
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  Speaker 2: give me your message to the fan who is grumbling
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  Speaker 2: about having a difficult part to the schedule. So my
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  Speaker 2: first reaction is, booooo, stop your rebelly aching. Every team
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL, as we said, they play seventeen games.
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  Speaker 2: You're not special to the dopes currently presiding as members
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  Speaker 2: of the Church of Victimhood. We've all heard today's sermon.
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  Speaker 2: Why us okay, tough enough? A little bit, time to
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  Speaker 2: act more like the US Marines there and just embrace
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  Speaker 2: the sock and you have a tough schedule.
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  Speaker 1: Hoorah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they say over the Marines. That's where grown
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  Speaker 2: teams are made, right. That's where you don't run from
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  Speaker 2: the challenge. You run towards it and get a little
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  Speaker 2: mud under your fingernails and celebrate the fact that overcame
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  Speaker 2: a tough schedule because a real NFL team is supposed
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  Speaker 2: to it's not.
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  Speaker 1: This schedule is not supposed to smell like lavender. It's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to smell like a like.
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  Speaker 2: A trash shoot at the end of the week without
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  Speaker 2: being cleaned.
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  Speaker 1: The struggle makes for a better story anyway.
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  Speaker 2: If you want easy, go play pickleball somewhere, knock yourself out,
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  Speaker 2: get play some pickaball.
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  Speaker 1: You have to.
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  Speaker 2: Learn to be comfortable being uncomfortable, at least that's supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be the way.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like the whole sport. They always bragged about.
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  Speaker 2: That back in the day, and the cliche about pressure
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  Speaker 2: making diamonds, and of course in this case, I guess
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  Speaker 2: it exposes frauds. And good teams should not be like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, we've got the gauntlet like you treat
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  Speaker 2: it like a toothpick, and you sharpen your teeth on it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: You quit your whining and get on with it, all right. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: last word, so moving forward, Well, I am very.
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  Speaker 1: Cynical, as you may know. Night by night.
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  Speaker 2: Here, the one thing that stands out there is one
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  Speaker 2: thing that I have long said is the only.
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  Speaker 1: Meaningful takeaway from all of this.
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  Speaker 2: So that is the question, what is the biggest thing,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe even the only thing that we take away
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  Speaker 2: from the annual right of passage the NFL's schedule in
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  Speaker 2: this case for twenty twenty six. So for those of
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  Speaker 2: you in the back of the room that have not
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  Speaker 2: been paying attention, the NFL schedule is not so much
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  Speaker 2: a calendar. It's kind of like flashing back to high school.
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  Speaker 2: Think of it like the high school cafeteria map, where
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  Speaker 2: the NFL tells us exactly which table the cool kids
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  Speaker 2: are out, and then who gets shoved into the basement.
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  Speaker 2: I was always in the basement when I was in
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  Speaker 2: high school. I don't know about you, so I never
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  Speaker 2: got to sit with the cool kids. But this isn't
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  Speaker 2: about fairness in this case. The NFL always like to said,
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  Speaker 2: oh about fairness. It's not about fairness. It's a popularity
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  Speaker 2: contest designed to separate the watchables from the unwatchables. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and if your team is among the low five I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking Jets, Titans, Raiders, Cardinals, or Dolphins, congratulations because you
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  Speaker 2: have been handed a scarlet letter and a dunce cap.
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  Speaker 2: Zero primetime games. And this is inconceivable if you're of
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  Speaker 2: a certain age and you recall the glory days of
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  Speaker 2: the Raiders and the Dolphins, that we have now reached
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  Speaker 2: rock bottom after all these years of product that was
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  Speaker 2: covered in feces. Finally the Raiders and Dolphins together zero
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  Speaker 2: primetime games. And the Jets have always sucked. The Titans
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  Speaker 2: have been pretty bad. The Cardinals are the worst of
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  Speaker 2: the worst, but zero primetime games. That is the NFL
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  Speaker 2: screaming on top of the building.
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  Speaker 1: That you are bad, TV.
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  Speaker 2: You are so bad that a test pattern would likely
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  Speaker 2: pull better ratings than putting a raided Dolphin game on television.
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  Speaker 2: That's how bad you are. Meanwhile, the haves are living
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  Speaker 2: in luxury. They're in the presidential suite. Teams like Green Bay,
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  Speaker 2: Kansas City, Buffalo, and Seattle are the darlings. They have
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  Speaker 2: six games apiece. However, the true king of the Nielsen needle,
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  Speaker 2: not the Space needle, the Nielsen needle.
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  Speaker 1: You know who the real glamort team is. You probably think, well,
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Colviny No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: The team the television has picked as the King of
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  Speaker 2: the hill a number one most popular in the entire
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  Speaker 2: National Football League, the La Rams.
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  Speaker 1: You can ram it all day and you can ram
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  Speaker 1: it all night.
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  Speaker 2: The Rams with Matthew Stafford and Puka Nakua seven prime
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  Speaker 2: time slots. Sean mcvay's team has secured a Vegas style
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  Speaker 2: residency on the Boop too that covers forty one percent
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  Speaker 2: of their season.
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  Speaker 1: And oh, by the.
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  Speaker 2: Way, so it's a record tied for the record, and
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  Speaker 2: there's always a chance of Rams will got an extra
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  Speaker 2: primetime game late in the year, so we're possibly half
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  Speaker 2: almost half, not quite but almost half. There's games will
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  Speaker 2: be in primetime. The message is loud and clear. The
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  Speaker 2: Rams are the most important team in the NFL. This year,
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  Speaker 2: the Rams moved the needle yet again. Another win for
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  Speaker 2: the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they didn't necessarily build a schedule. They curated
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  Speaker 2: Hampshire but everyone that came out the weather On saturday
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  Speaker 2: was about as bad as could be considering you, know it's,
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  Speaker 2: it got rayed out On. Saturday so we just did
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  Speaker 2: throughout the day, Saying, HEY i was gonna, go but
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  Speaker 2: i get.
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  Speaker 1: IT i totally get. It but a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: Time there's a lot of just a ton of fun
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  Speaker 2: Well went to this little nice bar In Worcester bowlings
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  Speaker 2: a couple of blocks away From. Finway SO i just
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  Speaker 2: boston SO i went down To New york for a
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  Speaker 2: few days to hang out in the city with my.
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  Speaker 2: for parking In worcester AND i parked for, free CAN
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  Speaker 2: i say that you paid to meet? Me, YES i, PAID.
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  Speaker 2: ALF i paid for parking twice because NOW i pay
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  Speaker 2: for parking. THERE i had to pay WHEN i went
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  Speaker 2: to The wusox, game so BECAUSE i was going to
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  Speaker 2: park this burger king right near the, ballpark.
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  Speaker 2: people making jokes that we have not met Ferg dog
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  Speaker 2: Ferk dog, says welcome, Back. Ben the reason we've never
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  Speaker 2: met is Because i'd rather be seen as more of
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  Speaker 2: a concept than a. Person if we, Meet i'd just
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  Speaker 2: be another pretty face like. You, well definitely not a pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Face gunner From minnesota, says when are you coming To.
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  Speaker 2: Minnesota i'm waiting for an. ANSWER i think we were
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  Speaker 2: Well i'd love to come back'd be.
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  Speaker 1: Great these things are not, cheap.
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  Speaker 2: Though Late Night drug tester says THOSE nfl teams not
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  Speaker 2: being seen ON tv is one. Thing the real question
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  Speaker 2: is who is going to waste the money on gas
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  Speaker 2: to go watch those dumpster fire?
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  Speaker 1: Teams yeah, NO i, Listen i'm not back in the old.
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  Speaker 2: Days was always like what sports writers had to know
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  Speaker 2: like back when newspapers were big in this country and
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: people read, newspapers and newspapers had big, budgets and they'd
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  Speaker 2: send writers all over the. Place and SO i was
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: my buddies that were sports writers would they would obsess
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  Speaker 2: over this schedule release date because they were always booking,
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  Speaker 2: ahead trying to get deals AND whatnotu for a truck,
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  Speaker 1: i can't read.
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  Speaker 2: That Nature boy, says the revealing of THE nfl schedules
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  Speaker 2: random people on the streets.
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  Speaker 2: This person looks Like Jerry jones or that person over,
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  Speaker 2: there you, know whoever your FAVORITE nfl legend.
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  Speaker 2: That while you were, Gone, Ben Doc mike reached out
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  Speaker 2: DO i did contact a couple. People we'll go over
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  Speaker 2: show For, friday but we'll go over. That AND i
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• 28:31
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  Speaker 2: on the show and. Whatnot there you. GO jj From retten, Says,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: ben don't ever take a vacation that. Long, Again, WELL
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: i consider that a working vacation because as far As i'm,
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  Speaker 2: CONCERNED i work three days at three different. Events so
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  Speaker 2: it was really.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: It was a. HYBRID i just wasn't on the radio
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  Speaker 1: for those, days.
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  Speaker 2: BUT i did the podcast AND i also did three,
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  Speaker 1: Dipping so in your face J j and Written paul,
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  Speaker 1: SAYS i cannot believe he came back for one.
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  Speaker 2: DAY i would have taken the whole week. Off, well in, Hindsight,
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  Speaker 2: PAUL i should have likely done. Him i'm happy To
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  Speaker 7: well just finished out the.
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  Speaker 2: WELL i FIGURE i can work out the kinks and
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  Speaker 2: then the show's gonna suck, today but then next week
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  Speaker 2: it'll be, good you, Know and so we'll just do
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a really bad. Show it's gonna be the worst show
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  Speaker 2: of the. Year and then next, week we'll be back
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  Speaker 2: ready to. Go The Baltimore freeloader account, right since, says
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  Speaker 2: anthony who's In. Louisiana Hello, anthony Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Hey, Ben, hi how would you About, WELL i
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  Speaker 2: UP i was thinking about getting to it at some
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  Speaker 2: point this, hour you, know on a scale of one
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  Speaker 2: to ten being, Realistic, anthony what do you think my
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  Speaker 2: score would be on a scale of one to ten
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  Speaker 2: Glad WAS i missed? It did you miss?
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  Speaker 5: YEAH i miss.
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• 31:21
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  Speaker 2: good sense of, here but what point did one determine
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  Speaker 3: Good thank you so.
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  Speaker 2: Is anthony's you really WISH i wasn't? Here, Right, anthony
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: just talking to to the ladies would be enough for. You,
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  Speaker 2: right you don't need BECAUSE i love.
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  Speaker 1: Know all, Right, well thank. YOU i appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: Vermont, Hello, dennis, Welcome you're on The Ben Maler show On.
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  Speaker 1: Dennis?
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  Speaker 2: DENNIS i hear a lot of? Noise he be? Gone all,
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  Speaker 3: Scott so like Last friday night around this, Time Ben
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  Speaker 3: Lately it's been. TOUGH i haven't got much airtime at,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: all so it's great to See. Ben so you, Know
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  Speaker 3: ben told me why it wasn't putting me on the,
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  Speaker 3: to get hit by a car and tried to save
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  Speaker 3: me WHILE i was almost getting hit by a, car
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  Speaker 3: and he was eating while he was talking to, me
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  Speaker 3: gott's totally got me kicked off The touch And Hardy.
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  Speaker 1: Show like, wait, wait how Did Stu stucotts had?
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  Speaker 2: NOTHING i don't even know what you're talking.
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  Speaker 3: ABOUT i was trying to hear you on The Sports
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  Speaker 3: hub And Stuve gotts like he worked For Dan levatar
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  Speaker 3: and he went after The toucher And hardy. Show so,
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  Speaker 3: Like i'm, dying.
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  Speaker 2: Why would he go?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: ON i don't know anything about.
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  Speaker 3: THIS i, know well that. Sucks yeah we'll move on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Anyways but, yeah it's great sing. Here so you bring
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: me around the venue and Like i'm at the venue
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  Speaker 3: And i'm like the most popular one. There so like
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: all the fans are reacting to me Like i'm a huge.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: STAR i wore my. Pajamas i'm talking to. Fans So, ben, like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: guys around The, ben you.
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  Speaker 2: Kept, buying people were buying you. Drinks you got, hammered.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Right you don't normally drink cost drink the, weed you,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: know drink that? Much?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, NO i drank. LUSTS i hadn't drink in eighteen.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Months in the past seven, YEARS i only drank two.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: TIMES i can't drink. ALCOHOL i just don't drink, alcohol you.
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  Speaker 3: Know But mike the leper convents. There SO i almost
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• 35:16
  Speaker 3: it with the mallet ring. On, yes he's never got an.
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  Speaker 2: Idea, yeah, yeah you.
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  Speaker 3: Have never got my hand on a mallet ring. Before
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: But ben was talking to me about how to deal
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  Speaker 3: with the. Show, so Like i'm trying to participate in the.
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  Speaker 3: Show But i'm at the event And i'm like the
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: biggest star at the event Because i'm on other radio
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  Speaker 3: shows and people are there to see. Me they're from
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  Speaker 3: all over the, venue all over The New england. Area
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  Speaker 3: LIKE i know some of the people From. GROWTH i
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  Speaker 3: have friends there that are like listening to the show Learning,
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  Speaker 2: Mean, yeah, yeah well, listen you had a great. Time,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: yeah it seemed like you had a wonderful. Time we
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  Speaker 2: were all working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah best, way.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah WHEN i left the event Of Shane, gillis
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  Speaker 3: fan taught prash to me AND i knocked him right
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: onto the, ground, dude like throwing him to the. GROUND
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: i think that's Why toucher And hardy won't have me.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: On but they won't communicate with me anymore show on you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, yeah they won't communicate with me. Either they didn't
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: want me on there said they love.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Us they said they love us so but but we
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: got to get on more radio show because we're big.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Stars we Have. Loraina so the biggest deal was me And,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: lorena and LIKE i just WANTED i Showed loraina my.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: BASKETBALL i brought An american girl. Doll want me to Show?
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  Speaker 3: LORAINA i got there. Early it was worth a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: MONEY i hit it in the.
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  Speaker 2: Venue that's, Why, lorena did you show you An american?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: GIRL i don't remember seeing An american girl?
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Doll?
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Right but you remember my basketball WHEN i showed you my,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Basketball so that MEANS i like you IF i show
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: you my, toys like SO i SHOWED i brought An
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: american girl. Doll that was worth a couple of thousand.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: DOLLARS i want to show. Braina but she was so
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: drunk beer beer said.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: THAT i, said you were. Drunk it was a very
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: large that's crazy one. Beer, ACTUALLY i have a picture of.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: IT i got one of those little mini. Ones that's
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: ALL i drank that whole night and.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Then but it's funny because every TIME i went up the,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: stairs those.
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  Speaker 1: Stairs that were quite.
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  Speaker 2: Large H i tripped every single TIME i went up those.
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  Speaker 1: Stairs, well that was a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Stairs and, YEAH i think that was part of The
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: we didn't promote that we were. UPSTAIRS i don't think
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: people are trying to find us and. Whatever but, anyway all, right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank, You, scott go.
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  Speaker 2: Away all, right there you go the greatest night of
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Blind scott's. LIFE i did have a. CHANCE i reached
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: out to him BECAUSE i wanted to see where he
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: was on the crazy, scale you, Know And i'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at the crazy scale And I'M i figure IF i
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: IF i didn't let him know THAT i was going
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: to be. There AND i showed On thursday before the,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: event AND i, said, Hey, SCOTT i was At Bova's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: bakery and at WHICH i love The North. End although
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: trying to drive through there the other. DAY i almost
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: got a major. Action but, whatever, fine SO i, said,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: hey come, down and he walked.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Down i'll tell the whole story on the.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Podcast but, uh you, KNOW i. Checked everything was okay relatively.
• 37:46
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• 37:48
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