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Show #280 Oh Jebus Already · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you. That's why as a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it's not a b FY tw intro without absolute chaos.
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  Speaker 3: It started, It started already. You just didn't look to
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  Speaker 3: your left. You wouldn't have known. Never looked you welcome,
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  Speaker 3: never looked your life.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to episode. And I can't believe I'm saying this.
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred and eighty fudge Man are twenty episodes away
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  Speaker 2: from episode three hundred. It's getting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's so much to do.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh boy, it's exhausting when you think about it
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  Speaker 3: that way.
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  Speaker 2: It is a little bit, but we're getting a move on,
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  Speaker 2: still doing it. We're still doing it and doing it
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  Speaker 2: and doing it well. I got And for those who
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  Speaker 2: are listening for the first time, I apologize. This is
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  Speaker 2: a panel show inspired podcast. We're gonna play three silly
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  Speaker 2: games and we're gonna have a lot of fun doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh there's no real point, there's no real stakes to it,
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  Speaker 2: nothing at all. The winner just quietly goes away. Uh
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  Speaker 2: they get fakey points and that's really about it. And
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna have a good time. We always do, and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna do it again. Uh, it's just a regular show.
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  Speaker 2: We have no special guest song, just the three of us,
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  Speaker 2: so let's get started.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: He's a gamer and a storyteller, and he used to
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  Speaker 2: be my youngest friend. Now he's one of the best.
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  Speaker 2: It's Augie again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really like a mini panic attack. I'm like, oh ship,
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  Speaker 3: I forgot we had though.
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  Speaker 2: It's been so long done a show with just three
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  Speaker 2: of us, so we haven't used her jingles so long.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of the downside of having guess is just
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  Speaker 3: you just still hear the jingles. But the upside is
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  Speaker 3: it ends up being like a million times crazier.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well that kind of leads perfectly into my question, Agi,
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  Speaker 2: what what is it that you haven't done in a
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  Speaker 2: long time that you're really looking forward to doing again.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna make a joke answer like showering, But I
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  Speaker 3: just did that sone in a long time. I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: for you know what I haven't done a long time,
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  Speaker 3: like sat down and played through cyberpunk. Oh so, I
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  Speaker 3: mean to anyone who can see how many hours I
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  Speaker 3: put into cyberpunk in the steam of question, you haven't
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  Speaker 3: had time to play cyberpunk calls. Well, you see, the
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  Speaker 3: thing is I played Cyberpunk back in the day when
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  Speaker 3: I was working at another store and I was doing overnights,
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  Speaker 3: so more often than not, I was by myself pretty
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  Speaker 3: much all the time, and so Cyberpunk kind of filled
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  Speaker 3: that void where you were just kind of like in
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  Speaker 3: this lively city and the music was just kind of
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  Speaker 3: got you in the mood. And most often I was
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  Speaker 3: awake by myself at night. So it's very immersive game.
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  Speaker 3: And well, now that I've got my new computer in
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  Speaker 3: h that makes everything look really pretty and runs really well,
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  Speaker 3: which is really what it was about, I'm looking forward
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  Speaker 3: to diving back into it. Yeah, I know, I can.
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  Speaker 3: I know that it runs a million times better now,
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  Speaker 3: But now that I've got an even better computer, it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna run.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna better, it's gonna look gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: We've we've spent a couple a couple of hours in
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  Speaker 3: it already and uh yeah, very very good.
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  Speaker 2: And his opponent he's a veteran and a podcaster, and
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  Speaker 2: that technically makes him a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 3: It's Stevie's Steve's They don't get weirdered, not even a
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  Speaker 3: little shaped.
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  Speaker 2: Like an s. He poops little hooks.
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  Speaker 1: Steve was cute, like a weird version of Gonzo. You
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  Speaker 1: can't see the hook you look at my face.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Stevie, dear God in Heaven, I'm good. Is
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  Speaker 2: there something you haven't done in a while that you're
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  Speaker 2: looking forward to doing again.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna sound stupid, I just bet. I know it's
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  Speaker 1: like my my vacation, my summer break or whatever. But
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  Speaker 1: either I think just like jumping on the bike and
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  Speaker 1: going for like a ride, just to go ride like
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  Speaker 1: I have yet, like not the last week. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: been on the bike at all. It's been gorgeous, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm busy and doing stuff and I'm like, no, the
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  Speaker 1: good days are going to be consume. I need to
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  Speaker 1: get out there. I'm hoping tomorrow I can just hop
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  Speaker 1: on the bike and just go down the canal for
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  Speaker 1: like an hour or so and ship just chill. So
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  Speaker 1: that's my plan for tomorrow. It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, all right. And finally I'm your host
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  Speaker 2: pantss Aaron. You hit it some stars, yo. I am
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  Speaker 2: pants is Aaron, and I'm here to say, uh not
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  Speaker 2: anything rap worthy. So I'm just gonna tell you that
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  Speaker 2: my answer to this question, I actually have two answers.
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  Speaker 2: One is playing World of Warcraft again, because we're talking
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  Speaker 2: about playing again.
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  Speaker 3: It has been a long time as as.
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  Speaker 2: A group, like getting together and actually playing with my friends,
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  Speaker 2: like playing this very silly game. But also another thing
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  Speaker 2: is doing charity game shows. It has been a minute,
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  Speaker 2: has been oh my gosh, it literally has been. The
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  Speaker 2: last one we did was episode two fifty wow. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's been it's been thirty episodes since we did a
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  Speaker 2: charity game show.
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  Speaker 1: So you got to game show.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, technically we are coming up.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the thing, and I'm excited about doing it
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  Speaker 2: again because I mentioned in the last episode that I
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  Speaker 2: was interested in maybe doing like a regular series, like
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  Speaker 2: a once a month type of thing, the win Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Randolph's money thing. Yeah, And I have to say our
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  Speaker 2: listeners responded to that in a big way, really like
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  Speaker 2: people came out and just like offered to host and
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  Speaker 2: offered to.
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  Speaker 3: Play positively responded yes.
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  Speaker 2: Very positive, very positively. Yeah, they responded very positive. They
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  Speaker 2: were down with it and shit, and some people were like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm up to the challenge. I think I could take
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  Speaker 2: you down. And so I'm like, all right, let's find out.
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  Speaker 2: Let's find out. So let's do it. So it's in
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  Speaker 2: the works. We might get one done this very month
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  Speaker 2: and then hopefully it becomes a monthly thing from there.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm excited to do those again because we haven't
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  Speaker 2: done this in a while.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's been a long time, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited because this time I get to play.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to host.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to. Well, I'm still gonna do as
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  Speaker 2: much as i can to take as much off the
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  Speaker 2: guest host's hands without having four knowledge of the challenges
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to face to win the game everything
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  Speaker 2: that I can within reason. So you know, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to make this as easy as possible so that whoever
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  Speaker 2: signs up the host doesn't get overwhelmed and they're like.
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  Speaker 3: One of your tech boys aren't directly involved. We could
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  Speaker 3: also host, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you wanted to, that's up to you.
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  Speaker 2: If there's a game in particular that you I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we could host. Stevie Is has already proven very good
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  Speaker 2: at coming up with his own being Stevie Games, So
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe we could set up something similar, like
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  Speaker 2: like the Liar's Club. Do you do you remember that show?
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  Speaker 2: I remember, Oh, damn that show. That show is that
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  Speaker 2: that show is basically being Stevie by everybody. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: they would come on and they would they would hand
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  Speaker 2: out like a ridiculous item that no one had ever
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  Speaker 2: seen and like describe what this thing does, or they
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  Speaker 2: could like, you know, they'd say a word and like
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  Speaker 2: define this word that no one's ever heard of, and
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  Speaker 2: like four people would give definitions and three of them
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  Speaker 2: are lying out of their asses and only one of
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  Speaker 2: them is true. And to win the show and actually
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  Speaker 2: get like prize money, you to guess who the real
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  Speaker 2: thing was. So I think that that could be like
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  Speaker 2: a fun twist on it, Stevie, And you'd only have
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  Speaker 2: to find like a couple of things and then like
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  Speaker 2: make up a bunch of lies about it.
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  Speaker 1: It would not be hard to do.
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  Speaker 2: No, it would not. That would not be a hard
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  Speaker 2: show to host at all. So I was like, as
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  Speaker 2: soon as I thought about it, I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: Stevie would be a real good host for the Liar's Club.
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  Speaker 2: Like that be insane, It.
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  Speaker 1: Would be fun. Math I've heard of that in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't thought about it for a while until
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  Speaker 2: just now. But yeah, don't look forward to that. That's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 1: That would be cool.
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  Speaker 2: That would that would be a lot of fun, a lot.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't done them in a while, so let's do
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  Speaker 2: them again.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so let's get on with our game.
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  Speaker 2: We've got three silly games. Our first one is have
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  Speaker 2: I got bad news for you? I've got three news stories,
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  Speaker 2: and all our players have to do is tell me
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  Speaker 2: which one of these I pre selected as the worst
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  Speaker 2: news of the week. Uh. The player who selects the
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  Speaker 2: worst news, or, if neither get it, the second worst
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  Speaker 2: news of the week, wins the game and earns one
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  Speaker 2: episode point. Our first story proof that science is important.
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  Speaker 2: Video documents first world's first recorded sloth fart.
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  Speaker 1: What wait a minute, tell me, tell me, tell me,
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  Speaker 1: please tell me it's on like white hot or black
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  Speaker 1: hot or something. So fucker those diffion.
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  Speaker 3: Oh jesus, well you can see the cast coming praised almighty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no no, no, no, no, no, no, Jesus, that's disturbing.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't lived until you put somebody on that vision
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  Speaker 1: to watch them far.
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  Speaker 2: No quit, I quit, I quit. I'm out. I'm out,
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  Speaker 2: so sorry. Let's actually talk about the story a little bit. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It has been theorized for a very long time the
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  Speaker 2: sloths don't fart what they they've literally they've just never
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  Speaker 2: been observed farting. And the theory was that they have women.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a I I would disagree with that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on you grew up in.
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  Speaker 2: I've known some women who blow your ears out.
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  Speaker 3: So anyone would try to touch other in you.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, any one who would do that as well. Wow, okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: That'll get into it.
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  Speaker 2: So longst very short. Is a zoologist named Lucy Cook.
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  Speaker 2: She posted a video on Instagram of a she was
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  Speaker 2: bathing a sloth and some bubbles popped out from his
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  Speaker 2: bum and it was very very obvious that it was
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  Speaker 2: a fart and She's like, no room for scientific interpretation here,
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  Speaker 2: this is good old fashioned bum gas. Yes, so finally
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  Speaker 2: we have proof. But yeah, it was theorized that slows
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  Speaker 2: have such a slow rate of metabolism that it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: produce enough gas for it to escape through their butts. Instead,
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  Speaker 2: they were believed to absorb all the methane produced in
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  Speaker 2: their intestines back into their system and eventually exhale it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, wow, I was about to say, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: which fucking idiot is like that fucking mamble doesn't fart?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm prepared to be amazed. There is a book
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  Speaker 2: came out in twenty seventeen called does It Fart? The
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  Speaker 2: Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's a there's a book out there that
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  Speaker 3: everyone poop.
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  Speaker 4: So if you if you ever needed evidence, but science
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  Speaker 4: is board like, I think we've reached that that that that.
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  Speaker 1: The budgets coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Experiments. I'm like, if God forbid, our current government finds
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  Speaker 2: out about this, because they'll crack down in science even more.
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  Speaker 5: I can't speak for every Department of science, but it's
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  Speaker 5: not so much for them so much as it is
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  Speaker 5: just lack of budget and the lack of the technology
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  Speaker 5: not being there to detect the things we need.
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  Speaker 1: To detect kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's a lot of we got to where
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  Speaker 3: it's hitting the ceiling and then being like, okay, we
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  Speaker 3: have to now prove that we're still useful somehow.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, so it turns out sloths have been farting
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  Speaker 2: all along. However, it's just been silent but deadly.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're not even that bad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know with such a slow metabolism, it's yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's probably just like a small release, not much of
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  Speaker 3: a sense to carry out, like you know, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sure there are some creatures out
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  Speaker 3: there that don't. Yeah, but yeah, I cannot imagine why
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  Speaker 3: a sloth wouldn't just their diet alone. Like yeah, as
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  Speaker 3: someone who has had to feed slots as their job,
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  Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, that they got food that would
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  Speaker 3: cause gas a big beans.
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  Speaker 1: You've never been in there who.
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  Speaker 3: You had to cut it a certain way otherwise they
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't eat an it's like they.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they reak. I know why they don't mate
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  Speaker 2: because they reek all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they give up, Well, they naturally go off of set.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's their Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, maybe they have this whole time.
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  Speaker 3: You just can't tell that sense of their is there.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the are so dense.
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  Speaker 2: We literally we literally never had documented proof that they
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  Speaker 2: actually farted until now. So let's mind the story number
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  Speaker 2: two where else will be here forever? Uh story too.
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  Speaker 2: Chimpanzees are following a new fashion trend wearing grass in
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  Speaker 2: their ears or up their butts.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't want to click the link, but I will.
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  Speaker 2: Fashion trends can be strange, and a group of chimpanzees
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  Speaker 2: in Africa has recently started wearing sticks and blades of
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  Speaker 2: grasses personal decorations. They stick the grass into their ears
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  Speaker 2: and let it dangle there, like a sort of primitive
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  Speaker 2: ear ring. However, they have been observed making their butts
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  Speaker 2: prettier by stuffing this and leaves up the old shoot
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  Speaker 2: the thing is there. There doesn't appear to be any
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  Speaker 2: kind of benefit to this behavior at all, as far
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  Speaker 2: as anyone is aware. Chimpanzees simply think a buttfull of
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  Speaker 2: leaves is drop dead gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of get it. You never seen
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  Speaker 1: somebody bleach their ass, haha. I mean they don't do
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  Speaker 1: it for any benefit other than to make it look different.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying not to think about
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  Speaker 2: it too much. Sorry, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you want a coupon, let me know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so my non existent partner can look at my
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  Speaker 2: whiter than white ass.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if they consider it already.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty paled again with like the driven snow.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell, so they mentioned that they think that the
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  Speaker 3: whole grassinate ere thing might be uh, trying to replicate
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  Speaker 3: human fashion, like maybe one of them saw a human
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  Speaker 3: wear or something like that and that's.
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  Speaker 2: What they did. Yeah, I believe that.
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  Speaker 3: However, the grass up the anus thing, that's just something else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking they use the grass.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if that's more like a camouflage thing, like
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  Speaker 3: they're trying to mimic another type of animal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, for whatever reason, he did it, like
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  Speaker 2: the first chimpanzee did it, and you'd think they might
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  Speaker 2: they might think otherwise, they're like that's how social behavior
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  Speaker 2: or no, they all started doing it too.
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  Speaker 3: What they are highly social creatures, so like one does it,
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  Speaker 3: eventually the rest are going to catch us the world.
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  Speaker 2: So which which one of them saw a person shoving
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  Speaker 2: grass up their house?
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  Speaker 3: My though, if somebody had something hanging off their ass,
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  Speaker 3: something like a tail or something. Well, if you think
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  Speaker 3: about it, what do a lot of observers and investculators
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  Speaker 3: do when they're wearing it? It gets hot because they're
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: in like a tropical setting. You take your jacket off,
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  Speaker 3: and where do you put your jacket around your waist?
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  Speaker 3: So they're tying off something around their.
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  Speaker 1: Waist or something dangling from the back.
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  Speaker 3: If they want to replicate it, they're going to hang
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  Speaker 3: something off the back, And well they don't. They're not thinking, oh,
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  Speaker 3: they're tying it off. They're thinking they're just shoving up
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  Speaker 3: their ass and hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, the humans, you're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: What's more likely happening us is maybe they're not tying
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  Speaker 3: it around their waist. Maybe they feel that might intimidate
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  Speaker 3: or give the wrong signal to the chimpanzee, and instead
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  Speaker 3: they are tucking it in their pants behind them so
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  Speaker 3: they don't see it. And it's not like they don't
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  Speaker 3: see it dangling or whatever. And maybe they're seeing them
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  Speaker 3: do that, and that's what they're trying to replicate. And
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  Speaker 3: with the whole thing in their ears, maybe it's the
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: sound guy putting headphones on. Maybe it's someone's hair sticking out.
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  Speaker 3: Animals are weird.
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  Speaker 6: I don't, that's fine, And the thing is is that
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  Speaker 6: these weirdest animals are closer to us in evolution than
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  Speaker 6: any other and are likely going to be the next
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  Speaker 6: VCS that takes over.
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  Speaker 2: And Lord knows, I love shoving things up my ass.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they're already going to fit in.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I think it's time to move on to
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  Speaker 2: story number three.
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  Speaker 1: Already got one up? Oh god, okay, let's go all right.
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  Speaker 2: Story number three. Australian man arrested after stealing a huge
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: load of bull semen.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, you know this happens more often, you think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think this is our second story about
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  Speaker 2: somebody stealing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think I said the same thing last time.
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  Speaker 3: This actually happens way more often.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is kind of an interesting story because this
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: is this dude. I'm not going to say his name,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: but the police have been observing him for a while.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: He's from New South Wales, Australia. He wasn't he wasn't
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: caught suddenly. His arrest came after a very long operation.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So he'd been at the bottom of a dishonest cow fraud.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Damn he.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Listen, no milk for you, I'm sorry. So he works
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: for a company called Suma Wagu Genetics.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, say that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Wag you genetics. They asked him to handle a simple
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: business deal. The company had empty cattle, which is supposed
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: to be young cows that are unable to carry calves.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh, okay in fertile right, Okay, fair enough.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this guy was supposed to arrange their sale. However,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: he contacted an unidentified third party and used that third
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: party to purchase one hundred and fourteen of the cows
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: for himself. Of course, he did so at a significantly
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: lower price than what the cows were really worth. Not
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: only that, but he included some cows that weren't supposed
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: to be sold, like forty five high value wag you
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: cows forty five was going to miss forty two, So
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: he was essentially committing high scale cattle fraud and he.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Would have sound.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: He would have made roughly one hundred thousand dollars from
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: all of this.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: If only the animal husbandry specialists didn't know how to
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: fucking count, he would have got away with it, right, Like.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: But the reason the reason this story is even on
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: our radar is because, in addition to the illicitly acquired cattle,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: police seized a genetic liquid nitrogen tank with loads upon
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: loads of wagu semen.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: He was basically planning on probably making like a veal
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: farm or something.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: The cops didn't say exactly how much was in the tank. However,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: they said the entire hall was worth an estimated one
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars. So wagu semen can sell for anywhere
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: between twenty five dollars to five thousand dollars per straw,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: which is a standard measurement for selling cattle semen. It's
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: about ye zero point five millileters.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Depends on the equality of the bowl.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Wow, and.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: The tank housed somewhere between four thousand and twenty straws.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Holy crap.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: At the absolute maximum, there was a half a gallon
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: in the tank.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Wait, it's all mixed together.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: As someone who has had to also handle vials of
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: both animal semen and blood, there's a reason why we
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: put that ship under lock and key. It is actually
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: pretty important to like animal agriculture, like like if the
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: bulls aren't breeding, you need to get it from somewhere
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: if you want cows and people want beef.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: So the tank would have been worth somewhere between one
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: hundred and one hundred and twenty thousand dollars rough.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's insane.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: It's insane. How much fucking bowl seen And.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: That's just that one tank.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Geez, Yeah, that's that's a lot of scene liquid gold
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: liquid cold white gold, white gold, sticky white gold.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Off white egg shell, eggs shell, white gold.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: How do you know the color? Cuz I watched movies.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Don worry about it in the next.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Thing, Jesus Christ. All right, So we're at the end
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: of our three stories. So our players just need you
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: to tell me which one of these I already picked
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: to be the worst story of the week. Is it
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: or is it the first ever documented himself? Is it
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: chimpanzee cheving can't grass up their ass?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Is its discovering a new kink?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Or is it the Australian man stealing loads of bull Seamen?
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: I have nothing for that Australia, the Australian man, Australian man,
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: hilariously guzzling com TV.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Just shut up.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I'm done.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Again. I don't know I think the worst story.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Wait mate, who's do we get to choose?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who goes first? Who won the game? Where Mike
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: and Chrissy?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Who won the game a million years ago?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: And you yes? Yeah, okay, So in that case, You'm
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: gonna let you choose first. Okay.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Maybe honestly, honestly, if I had to choose out of
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: the three, I would probably think you would think what
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: was the best of the worst news? We're looking for
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: the worst, the worst of it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: What did I pick is the worst news of the week?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Probably the Australian man arrested for stealing huge as a
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: bull sing not because it's not, you know, kind of
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: funny and she's crazy to think about how much bull
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: semen costs. But it's because this is not the first
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: time we've heard this. It seems to happen a lot,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: and it never seems to work out for them. So
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: take this as a life lesson, folks, don't steal semen.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Make it yourself.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Yourself.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: It's cheaper uh in this economy. Uh Uh? Then yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I would think that's the worst.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, So Augie goes for the Australian man stealing bull semen. Now, Stevie,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: you can choose from one to the other two. Would
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: you like to go with the the sloth fart or
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: the grass ass?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I call it's thinks because I I you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: had two button ones and then you had a semen one,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: which is great. I love it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I love that usually and how it ends.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Look at my butt, my butt semen.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: But accidentally help myself.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Kids Game one is lasting forever everybody, and I love
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: it fantastic.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Look, I'm a biologist, not of sexology.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: One of my easily one of my favorite game ones.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: So I think what I will come down to that
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: com uh chip ass grass?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I just I don't like you don't like.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: That's that's the one I picked is the worst?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think the fart one's adorable.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, in an unusual twist of fate, here neither
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: of you picked my worst of the week. I picked
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: the sloth fart video because it's the only one that
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: didn't make me laugh. Really yeah, the other two made
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: me laugh. I genuinely laughed very hard.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: At both of the parts. Don't make you laugh.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: It's such a weird like they didn't know that it is.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: It is strange.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: It felt like such a non story. I'm like, what the.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: But was like.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: It's as strange as it is that people didn't know
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: that slots farted. You also have to keep in mind
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: that chimpanzees are shoving grass up the grass, and that
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: bull semen is worth more than like human human.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: See, I know I've been trying to sell human human garbage.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: This didn't exist itastic.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It's full of microplastics, lots of sciences episode everybody, how
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: much micro.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: In your semen. It's a lot more than you would
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: be happy to know I'd be telling you that.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: So that being said, we have to go to my
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: second worst story of the week, and that goes to
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Augie because it absolutely was the Australiman of the bull semen.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: The shoving grass in their ears and their derivative was
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: genuinely delightful, and yes, of the two of the two,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: it was more original than the story because, like I said,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we'd already covered it, but that one was definitely funnier.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: To me than the slow you hear I swear you
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: hear people stealing semen more often than you hear people
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: robbing banks.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I mean it's it's yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's a lot easier to steal semen. Not that I've
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: done it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, you don't
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: have farmed seamen trucks going to armored semen banks.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Just go up to your local farm and be like, hey,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: if I can wake up your bowl and I just.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Have to semends.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: You'd be surprised how many of them say no.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Jesus, I would not. I would not. Oh my god, I.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Know how much is worth? Does that make him a pimp?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: My god, Oh my god. Farm farmers are just Bullpimps
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: are bullpen Oh my god.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You're fucking right.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Fantastic, not fantastic, that's wrong.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I mean there's a farm down the road. Find out.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: There's also like a sanctuary down the road that has Capybarr.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: You want to go find that one out?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Happens all right? Well, uh he takes the first point
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: of the episode. He is leading one to zero. But
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: that's going to change. Game two is worth two points
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna play it right after this.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Everything I say, look it up first, and don't just
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: google it, like do your research actual reasons, Like if
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: you don't spend crackable more than hours searching something you
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: didn't search fucking ship, you just perused, you window shopped
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: and answer.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Don't trust Google.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Don't trust Google.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Google's part of the problem.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: This p s A is brought to you by b
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: A fy t W hydrate or.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: You know where you can hydrate really nicely, not too
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: much moderation. You guys can actually don't at all. You
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: gotta don't die rate.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: You got.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Population management, you think you think the population should but.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Not audience you guys, you guys keep hydrating.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Please keeping Yes, but where can people get hydrated?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yes? Effectively, if you're near Lockport in New York, you
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: can go to Lockpowt Energy House on self Transit Road.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, heck yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I've been going back there a lot recently, and the
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: drink menus are insane.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Now they have They were pretty insane to begin It's.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Like double now, what the heck? They like drinks? Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: getting replaces.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Here's just try one of those.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: They have a coffee menu, so I've been getting coffee
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: drinks with energy or like meal replace and dude, it's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: so amazing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start going to place you've got to.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: It's a good place.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Then they've also created a loyalty program based on your
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: phone number, so after getting so many you get a
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: free Bulba tea or bubble drink, or you get one
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: of the free like medium or small ones or something.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I can't remember the exact details, but check it out.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: They got so many healthy drinks and it's fun. Everybody
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: in there's really cool. And then after you're done over there,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the Lockpart Energy House. You go right next door to
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: tater Cakes.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Crap tater Cakes.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god. Tater Cakes is this little bakery
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: in the plaza right next to Lockpart Energy House. We've
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: been doing a tater Cakes Energy House run every Friday morning.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Now jealous.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: But they baked everything's fresh like day off, and if
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: it's not that day, it's all extremely discount to get
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: gone the second day. So because they're constantly making regular breads,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: we bought a French loaf bread for dinner last.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Week and it was so good.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: And while we were there we got a fruit strude.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: They had two different fruits in it. It was like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: this big. It was awesome. And then in my kitchen
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: right now because I had one last week and I
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: had to get it again, a fucking cinnamon roll. Cinnamon roll,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: cinnamon fucking roll. This it's like it's like a giant
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: fucking burger, like loaded. He's not fucking joking.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Holding his hands. Yeah, roughly the size of a small
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: bowling ball.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just clamshell things. It barely fits inside it barely,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: and it's loaded with real like homemade like cinnamon frosting
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Dude, it took me two days to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: eat it last time. Christ eight the outer ring because
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: and it's sweet, but it's like.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: It's notice it the whole time.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It's sweet without overly sweet unless you get to the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: second day where I was at Ah they got the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: outer ring the first day and I finished the second
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: day and it was all like the sugar, the frosting
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and the clumps of like cinnamon on the bottom, and
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what this holy crap. I almost became a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: diabetic but he had.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: A sugar high and immediately crashed.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: All right, amazing.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: They got amazing breakfast foods. They're opening I think at
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: like six am too. Yeah, they're breads are ready, They're
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: they're amazing. After that, obviously, if you stick on cell
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Transit Road, go down the street a little bit to
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the other players. On the other side of Transit, you
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: can go to Peace, Love and Bud, where we went
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: recently and got some more stuff from them. It ended
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: up getting another like little vape for us, and that's
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: been chill as out. It's been real nice. So if
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: you're into recreational marijuana or any of the CBDs or
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: even the medical grade stuff, they have it all there.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And they have the knowledge, uh there for to help
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you out if you don't know what you're looking for.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: And finally, two more, two more, two more, two more,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I stopped over on the reservation over on Walmore Road.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I was driving through there, and I stopped at a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: store called weed Stock because I had to talk.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: On that before. Now Rank, goddamn it, goddamn it, it's gus.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I've been going there now for like seven months or something,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: eight months, and I've been talking to the dude back
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and forth. He's been real chill. We got a good rapport,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and their selection, I will have to say right now
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: pretty much beats every other place on the reservation. If
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you're in the area, freaking check it out. It's on
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: fifty four to thirty nine Walmart Road in Lewis to
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: New York. Great Deals. They're doing customer appreciation. Unfortunately, this
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: is gonna come out a couple of days right before that,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: but it's gonna be this coming up Saturday, so a
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: couple of days after this releases, and then we might
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: be doing an interview with them as well, so it
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: would be pretty cool. So we're gonna be heading over
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: there next week and talking to.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: That insane, right, and a reservation, Yeah, reservation cool.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: And then finally, finally, this Saturday is the one thing
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: no one's gonna have time to come on seeing, you do.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I am working at August of Sn Winery this Sunday. Tomorrow,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I will be bartending for half the hour. Yeah, it's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: back to one of my old gigs, having some fun.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Just gonna be chilling for and some wine for some people.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to mention because fuck you, that's wine proposal.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Then I'm drying up tonight or tomorrow. So yeah, getting
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: back into bartending again. So it'll be fun.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Damn energy drinks, pastries, weed and wine.
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: Like our area, it's pretty dope where we live, and
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: it's historic on top of it, historics like, it's pretty badass.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: So like, check out all those places you're in the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Western New York area. Every one of them is freaking awesome.
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: Tell them me sent you all right, Well, should we
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: get back to the show, sir, let's do it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: two is gonna be tinfoil hat. I've got three seemingly
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: unconnected things and our players are just going to weave
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: me a conspiracy theory, linking all these three things as
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: crazy as they possibly can get without losing me, because
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: it's the craziest conspiracy that wins. But you're disqualified if
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: you lose me, so be This is like a game
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: of conspiracy Chicken without going over.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a difference between conspiracy and just yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: So having said that, the things I would like you
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: guys to link today are Chuck Woolery, the Speak and
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Spell educational toy, and finally, the rice scandal that toppled
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Japan's agriculture minister. Oh my god, have fun with that.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Who wants to go first? Well, actually, AUGI won the
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: last game, So Stevie, you get the choice. Do you
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: want to go first or do you want to make
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: him go first?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make AUGI go first.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Your funeral. I know Augi's ready to go first. It
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: sounds like AUGI, what do you got for me?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Prime Minister Shiguru Ishiba has recently had some issues in
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: his party. They just lost their last majority vote to
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: their opposition, so now they're in the minority and they're
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: having some issues Now that they're could make some plan
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: to work with the opposition to continue to stay in power.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: They are having issues with a rice shortage happened starting
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I think in twenty twenty three due to climate change,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: due to a massive tsunami scare that they thought was
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: gonna hit him. But really it comes down to Chigaru's
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: government's mishandling of how they handle the production of their
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: rice and by not properly funding it. He needs a win,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: desperately needs a win, so he needs to come up
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: with a program to get all of his subordinates on
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: board and to get him those wins he needs in
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: all the sectors, in all the departments, so that way
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: he can stay in power and get those votes that
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: he needs. Cut to Chuck Woolery, who unfortunately passed I
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: believe in twenty twenty four, something.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Like twenty four. Somewhere on there those who don't.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Know, he did scrabble, He did Lingo, Wheel of Fortune,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: like Greed, so many, so many things.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Did a lot of game shows. Also, did Love Connection,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: not so much a game show but kind of a
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: talk show sort.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Of thing on.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: What people don't know is that when he passed, his
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: estate sold his voice to AI Oh, so they end
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: up getting the rights to his voice to use for
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: wherever they needed for AI. Now, okay, this is the connector.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I'm on board.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: They want to use his voice and a brand new
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: speaking spell toy.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Speaking might be the case.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: But the speaking spell do you know what the speaking
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: spell toy was made by? Originally no Texas Instruments. Oh yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: do you know who Texas Instruments also made back in
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: the day? Calculator in the well just not just that,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: in the forties, personal computer in the forties. They helped
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: make subdetection equipment. In the fifties, they helped make for
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: red and radar systems. In the sixties, missiles and laser
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: guided systems. You know what they helped made in the nineties,
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: what they helped make?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Oh god, where's the think of? What's the word I'm
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: thinking of?
• 40:19
  Speaker 12: There?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: There are specific programs, algorithm algorithm programs used to help essentially,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: what's the word, Steve, you help me with this. I'm
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: drawing a blank. When you insert when you're another country
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: and you insert your own dude as their leadership into
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: another country, what's that called?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Normal operations in the USA?
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Exactly? So Texas Instruments helped normal operations in the USA
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: by Melie making this algorithm of the speaking spell to
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: help that help them basically get up to snuff and
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: get theirs going once they get in power. Put in power. Ishiba,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: with the help of text instrument, used this speaking spell
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: to help teach his ministers how to how to proper
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: phrases and words to use when they're giving their interviews
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: and answering questions and whatnot. However, they had one problem child,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: and that would have been former agricultural Minister taku Eto,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: who was in charge and helped manage rice production within
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Japanese agriculture. However, made a big misstep when given the
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: question of how he's dealing with this, making the very
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: tone deaf response of I don't know. I get my
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: rights from free as gifts from my followers. So the
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: conspiracy is is that he had to resign at Schagaru's
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: request because Schagaru is trying to cover up the failed
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: experiment using Texas instruments speaking spell that used Chuck Rollery's
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Ai voice.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Man, I thought the worst. We'd already seen the worst
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: of Chuck Rollery when he became a far right pundit
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: on Fox News.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: So maybe it worked as intended.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I don't know. All right, well done, good news.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: You did not lose me.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Oh good, I felt I like I lost myself for
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: a while there.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: In fact, at one point I looked up because I
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: had at a big recollection that that, like Texas Instruments,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: was either like part Japanese or was like a Japanese
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: company to begin with kind of thing. But no, it's
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: it's an American. It's been headquartered in Dallas, Texas street like,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: so I don't know where that came from, but it
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: clearly wasn't. I just looked it up real quick to
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: make sure my mind wasn't going, Oh, let's create a
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: link to go to that further strengthens this. Yeah, but no,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I was sucked in enough that I wanted to learn more,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: which is a good sign.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: To be fair, t I also did sell Speaking Spell
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: to another company called Sensory Incorporated. But let's be honest,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: it's just a puppet carp so that way they can, yeah,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: have a non monopoly on certain thing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Nine times out of ten, that's exactly what's happening. Yep
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: puts on his u tinoil hat. Okay, well done, good job, Steevie.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: You have to best that without going too far.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: My hat's so tiny, though, I don't think I'm gonna
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: do as well. Augie's was pretty fucking amazing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: I got faith in you, all right, you can do it, all.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Right, all right, all right. You all know the great
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Chuck Woolery died this last year. Well you know, it
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: fucking sucks, dude, because like he was, like here's.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing before, before the whole rise of the
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: alt right nonsense, he was genuinely a good dude. Like
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: like you go back and you watch like episodes of
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: him on Scrabble. He's kind and friendly to everybody, regardless
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: of skin tone, race, where they say they're from, Like
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: none of that bothers him at all. He is just
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: doing his best to be a good host and be
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: kind and grateful that these people are here. And he's
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: he's genuinely very nice to everybody. So like something changed.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Old he died of old I mean, I mean, if
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: he died of old age, his behavior could have been
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: marked up to that too old.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: It could have been he was he was getting up there,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: he was, you know, he was.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: That's gonna happen, uh regardless, Uh, he was actually working
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: on a special project with speaking spell.
• 45:00
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: But there were two hurdles he had to overcome. First,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: the investors to get this going, and Pat say Jack.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Luckily for Chuck but sadly for us, Pat passed, but
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: how can he now?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Wait? Chuck passed?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Then Pat say, check his tattoo?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Did he thought he.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Was the one that's dead Jeopardy just retired, retired.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: I thought he he's effectively dead, effectively Steven, he's dead.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: He's not.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: He retired, he's not there.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Well we're going with these dead now, guys. Just son dead.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Now that's a double, that's a body double.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: But he's dead.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: That told him he's weak?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: What conspiracy? I could go with it. He's dead, Fuck it,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it's a body double. Because fucking wheel Fortune didn't want
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: it to happen that way, so they stepped in after
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: fucking Chuck tried to have him off. Well he did,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: but nobody else knows about that shit right, So now
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: he's like, fuck now, I just got to get the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: investors going, right because fucking a yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: So he's like, I need this to get this money
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: rolling in, to get this actually pilot shit going so
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I can take over. So that way, the only thing
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: in My way is that fucking butt chinned fool fucking
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest. To get the fucking pilot going, he had
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to get shot for his new wheel fortune fucking spin off.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: He had to speaking spell work with his logo on it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Little Chuck wool Redal was like, and then he was
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: getting all the funds from this fucking fool, this fucking
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: dude in fucking Japan, and shit cause he's like, Dude,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I got the free rice, man, I can sell this
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: rice man cheap to this dude. Make a buck on
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: my because I'm getting this ship for free anyway. And
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: then this dude's making some fucking good dough on the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: rice that I'm shipping to him that he can sell
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: off and ship the fun his thing. So that's what's up, man.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: That fucking dude in Japan sold the free rice he
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: was getting. Fuck didn't give a shit about his agriculture
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and ship. Wollery's like, fuck, yeah, I got rice coming
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: in at a good deal. I'm selling this ship on
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the American market because Americans are fucking stupid. They don't
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: know the price of rice. So shit, idiots, I'm claiming
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Canada just saying I'm joking I'm joking.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Partial, Okay, you're partial Canadian.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And tried to get this to go and unfortunately, fucking well,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: fortune just like shut that ship down. Just like, no man,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Pat's still here. If we want an old guy to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: take this ship back over, we'll get Sajack back on here.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: So it just never happened to Wollery past Or. So
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: we think passed.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: If you want to, if you want it more convincing
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: that he didn't, that he did pass, and that it
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: is a body double. In Japan they have super hyper
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: realistic sex dolls of women and stuff like that. How
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: hard would it really be to replicate a man like Pat?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: We could fuck pack in Japan.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: You can go right now, right now, we could.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't talked to the man, but yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I guess you'd be down.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Like a Japex dolls.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: No, I have made up my mind. Yeah, no, it's
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: it's very clear if this if this were about who's
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: his best, argue would have one, But it's about craziest
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: and Stevie takes hands down. That is, you didn't lose me, like.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: You not lose you. I've lost myself.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: You threatened to at one point.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: If you would have just gave up.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Then, yeah, I was like, ches like people American don't
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: know how much rice costs. Genuinely almost all almost took
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: me out of it. But it was more funny than
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: it was off putting. So I have to give it
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: to you. It's brilliantly crazy. I loved it. But yours
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: was a polished Yours was absolutely polished. If it had
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: been crazy, if anything real, if anything, yours was real,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: more believable. This is something that could actually happen.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Which is this scary far Yeah, Like so sometimes I'm like, yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: don't be real in any event.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: So that's two points to Stevie. It is now two
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: to one. We are going to have a definitive winner
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: playing Game three. We're three episode points and we're going
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: to do that right after this. Hey man, welcome to
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: the mail bag. It's time to see what we got
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: in our mail bag. Comments, emails, voicemails, all sorts of stuff.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: What do we got this time, Stevie?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: This time we got a comment on show number two
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: seventy eight, if you shove a book up your ass,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you get a thord butt.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: That barely works.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And I love and it's great. I love I do too,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: now that I say it right, but our comment comes
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: from Bill m oh. Yeah. So the Steviees Wears Waldo
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: prequel should be called Wise Waldo, and the third in
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the trilogy should be a hard hitting autobiography titled Who's Waldo?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Tell his Life? The World's most Successful hit Man?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Holy shit?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Yes, let let's do this. Hitched and sold home run, motherfucker.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That was great. I love it.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: It's a great idea. That's fantastic.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: So most successful hit man that got spoted on every.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Page, but it took forever to find him though.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, by the time you found them, job is done.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: The ones where they're like, here's everybody wearing similar clothing that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Those are bullshit, it's all kind of bullshit.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Well those bullshit don't say that? Should do? Come atch you? Yeah,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: he's not full of shit, to be fair.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I do like them as like individual art pieces of
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: like a bunch of people doing It's interesting to look.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: At nothing else. Yes, it is very detailed.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Their artists is genuinely very good. Truth. Uh anyway, uh yeah,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: if that's all we got, all right, then let's get
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: back to the show.
• 51:29
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• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: three is going to be the return of an old favorite.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: No more bastards. We haven't played this in a very
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: long time. Okay, I don't know, but.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I won you you weren't here. C J d j's
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: an was here. Yeah, I went against you and him.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ye, all right, Well this is a game I
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: can play too. So if I went, if I win,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: neither of you get the three points and I get
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: it instead, and I guess I win. That's what. It's
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: just a little weird to only have one game but
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: still win the whole show somehow.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm okay with it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: We're just we're just having fun as if any of
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: this is if you get anything. So this is for
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: those who don't know. This is a quote unquote gentleman's game.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: We're just going to all the ladies can play it to.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: It's a game where I will simply choose a person
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: for the rules on who you can choose are very open.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: You can pick anyone alive or dead, or fictional or
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: you know, as long as the that they are they
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: have some form of sentience. So you can't pick like
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: random cows pets unless they are unless they are proven
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: to have some sort of sentience. Like you could use
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Scooby Doo, right because he does kind of talk easy.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: He's assentient being or at least close to it, so
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: we would allow that. But basically like you can't pick like,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: you know, random cats and dogs and things like that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: So they have to be a person or at least
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: a character that has some form of sentience, and then
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you choose a category that person belongs into. So for
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: my example, if I were to pick Scooby Doo, I
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: would say no more animated care and then for the
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: rest of the game, no one is allowed to name
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: an animated character. If anybody does choose an animated characters,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: that person, one of the other two players can challenge
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: and go ah, that breaks that rule. And then if
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: there needs to be researched, we do it very quickly
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: using Google. Hahaha. You spend so much time talking about
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: how it's not a valid resource. It really isn't, but
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: we do need a way to judge these things. If
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: we don't know them one hundred percent, so it is
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: just kind of a quick fix, and I apologize. But
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: if the person has indeed broken a rule, they are
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: out of the game, and we keep playing until there
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: is only one player left, and there's only one more rule,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: and that's that. You have some free challenges, so you
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: can challenge for free twice. Each player has two free challenges,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: and if that challenge fails and the players turned out
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: not to a broken rule, then the game continues and
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: you just lose one of your free challenges. However, if
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: you have no free challenges left and you challenge and
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: you lose, you are eliminated instead of the other player.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: So you do have some leeway, but be careful about
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: challenging Willy Nilly.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, oh ship, he's a total Jerk's not ect
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: next week.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: No, he's not allowed to play at all. I hate him.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Sit there, sorry, get get out of here. What are
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: you doing here? Get out? Get out here. Sorry. I
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: didn't mean to make this hostile. He's just as long
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: has he did that. He's just a pain in my show.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I just hate him. Anyway, Let's move on, let's start
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: playing the game. Seebe won last game. So oh yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I will give you the choice. Do you want to
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: go first, second, or third? Call third? Okay, the herd
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: is that's an interesting choice. Yeah, no, because he will be.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It is kind of the hardest, actually, but that means, Stevie,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: you will go first and I will go second. Fair enough,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: so Stebe, you have the easiest job. You can literally
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: pick anybody. There are no limits. Oh there is one
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: more rule. I forgot to mention. You can't go too
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: wide with your category. So you can't say men, no
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: more men, no more women, no more dead people, no
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: more alive people. If it's fifty percent or general population,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: it's not cool because that will shorten the game drastically.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: And this is meant to be a creative sort of exs.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: In it, so we try no more people can part
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: damn man, that.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Would be answer. However, if you do pick one that's
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: too wide, all will ask is that you come up
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: with something different. Then there's no penalty for doing so
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: we'll just say narrow that down. Please, it's fair, all right, Stevie,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: go ahead, whenever you're ready, name a person and then
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: pick a category. We're not allowed to use anymore.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start with the incredible Hulk.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting choice.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you? No more green characters? Is that too broad?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Interesting?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: No?
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I like that, No more green characters?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, kurmit.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, that having been said, I guess I will
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: go with who would be interesting? And when you say
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: green characters, you you mean literally the color green. In
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: that case, I will go with I'll go with John McCain.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Oh not green like flush or greedy.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Well, green like flush or green like the Green Party
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: endorsed him. Like, let's let's let's make absolutely certain we're
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: not fucking around here, because Stevie's tricksy like that, he'll
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: catch you without Yeah, all right, I'm gonna be tricky
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: like that too, because i know how hard this game is.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: So i'm gonna say no more characters whose first and
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: last names end with the same letter.
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: What?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: No more characters who? No more people? Or characters whose
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: first and last names end with the same letter.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that was his.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Due, John McCain. Both end with an end.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking beginning and ending.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, the end. That's that's how I'm gonna
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: get you. That's how I'm gonna get you.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Don't write anything down.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to write anything down. This has to
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: be all memory, so wonderful for us because they're stoners
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: and my memory is ship. It's August, my.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: God, it's a bit of a stretch that works all
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: the same. Jar jar binks. No more politicians?
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I forgot the dude was a senator?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Was now? Is he a shade of green brown? You're
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: bab right, Thank you for saving me a challenge, Stevie.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I know, Nope, finally enough politician, politician?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: What's funny is you say no more green characters? Now
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: all I can think about cre a God, damn.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Not green. No letter problems?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Nice? Hell? Yes, what's so funny is your mind and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: mind went to the same place.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I was going
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: to pick, as long as you don't obviously blow me
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: out of it. But sus is I feel a good
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: a good pick. I don't recall him ever being a politician,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: and he only has one name, so he can't possibly
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: show was made mayor.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 12: He's running in stuff trash, big bird, it's not nice
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 12: to litter. Here's a ten dollars fine.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, a bird getting side birds or loitering.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Wow, the mayor is a dick.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an asshole. He's nobody ever do. He's always complaining.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: He's such a bitch. No more was it? Quadrupeds?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Is the four?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Like? Yeah, no more quadrupeds, quadrupeds.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna four legs because petitions are four legs. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: four legs. No more creatures of primarily four legs, Like
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I can go on all fours and I'm just having
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Doesn't mean you're not taking the quadrped biped.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I said the word like stuff over the summer break,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: not even in school.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, well done.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Well, as it turns out, you didn't pull me out
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: of it, so I'm tempted to go with it. Yeah,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with cookie Monster, and I'm gonna say,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: uh no more puppets. Question.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Is a judge considered a politician if they had like
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: the white like the English ones, because they have the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: fucking because they're I mean watching a fish called Wanda.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Depending depending on where where, like judges in our like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: in our government are elected. But I don't know about British.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: British might be like I don't know, it might be
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: a job, or it might be another election thing.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: So how many challenges do we get?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: You get two free ones. So if you think you.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Can knock me out, I think I want to challenge
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: because I think at one point he was one of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: those royal judge people with the Whigs. So I think
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: he was part of parliament or something. Let me love
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: look real quick, I use Firefox as Google.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Monster. Ever, Also, I'm not sure it would count anyway,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: because I highly doubt he was elected to that position.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Pretty sure he's just playing a judge on TV. I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: don't think there was a real vote.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: These look like AI images.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Don't look at those. This was hard now because it's
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: the things I tried to remember. Holy Ship nineteen seventy six.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: What COOKI Masa ran for president? What? No, that's gotta
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: be fake. I can't believe that one thing. Onder politics
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: dot com shrink flation responds.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: According to the San Antonio Express News in October thirty,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: for twenty twelve Halloween, a local judge appeared in court
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: wearing a bright blue cookie.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: That's amazing, that's not cookie.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, that doesn't count enough. That's very funny though.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: But if I'm right prop that judge, write in and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: give me the link, cause, okay, I swear I remember that.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: All right, So you don't really lose anything. You lose
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: one of your free challenges, but you still have one left.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: And that's the end of my turn. So I'm now
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: onto Augie.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: God, do we waste enough time for you to forget
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: the other things yet?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Yes? Good, no problem, thanks for that.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: All I know is he had a puppet in mind,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: and I fucked him over.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 10: He did, uh fuck it?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Neutron.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, no more scientists. Hmmm, okay, I'm not wasting
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: my last one.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: I can't try. I don't know enough about Jimmy Neutron
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: to say.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: But I have a feeling he did some political I.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Will say he was he was a hyper intelligence.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: H young boy. Yeah as such, was bipedal.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't had a robot dog.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no more scientists.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: As far as I'm aware, he was never and there
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: was no political episodes. It was all science based ship.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: No more scientists, and he was not a puppet. He
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: was a cartoon, a three D rendered cartoon, but a
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: cartoon in all.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I feel pretty safe with mine I just hope
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Stevie doesn't ruin it for me. Mm hmm.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Now I can't feel like somebody made a puppet out
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: of this person, or it's not like that, not like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Angel is a puppet. He got turned in.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Angel was a puppet at one point, but.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Not like Angel that would count.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: That would count because he was turned into it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Right, But I'm like, I've seen puppets and toys of
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: other data.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But yes, if a fan made a homemade puppet of something.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so making sure, Hm, never mind Nobo, that
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: would have got me. Fuck god damn you Aaron He
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: actually no, that was you Agi Damn motherfucker. There's so
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: many people. I'm gonna say something really soon. Um can't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: be a puppet.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 13: Let's go with.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Nope. Oh, Edwind Pence, Edwin Pence.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I see why you said it that way, too.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 12: Smart?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pens. I feel like I could argue that he's
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: better known by his other.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: But he uses that on Ralph Report all the time,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: and whenever Ralph says to Edwin and he always goes
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: back to Eddie's, so you always go Edwind Pence. License. Ha.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It's good enough for the government, it's good enough for
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: me per certificate. I know because I stole it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I'll allow it for now.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think it was a politician.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: No more comedians, stand up comedians, I'll say, I always
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: not like comedy actors.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Or something terrible.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, that would be kind of messed up.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I will go with zot Zam.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Some made up person Aaron came up in a bookie
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: just about to start writing.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: She is a character from Farscape.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: I thought she sounded familiar.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I will say.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: What color is his character?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? A type?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Agree, you're a type of ass. And I will say,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: no more priests.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 13: Interesting.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Would you consider priest being political or no?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, it's different.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of religion and government should
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: be different in the future or space or some ship.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that world works.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: In fact, I deliberately picked a character who was an
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Anarchistota Zan. Yeah is her title. Her first name is Zota,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: but everybody calls her by her last name Zan.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: We might get around to watching that one day. It's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: got Claudia Black in it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's incredible in this. It's where I fell in
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: love with Claudia. She's she's amazing. So that's where I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: originally knew here from.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 13: Yeah, what the I.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Do for that? God?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Damn it? You said no, it's okay. I got nothing.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, isn't it August?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: I just went, yeah, oh yeah, we're completing ourselves. There's
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: so much ship going on. All right, what was it?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Oh, yes, Ernest Hemingway, Oh there's
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: a lot I could do it.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, m Ernest Hemingway.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a chance to do on that for
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: a second.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's ever taking holy orders, but I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: do wonder if there's possibility he entered into politics. I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: can't waste my life at some point. Do you consider
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I have a freebie and I'll use it? Okay, you
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: look up to.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Make it fair.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to say this out loud in case
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: you think it is. Would you consider like the leader
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: of a guerrilla force? Okay, just picture.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it makes sense.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: The farm part is, do I want to get very
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: specific or I want to get what everybody knows him
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: as he's a political activist.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Does that count? Yeah?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I mean the thing was no more politicians, Yeah, and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: a political activist isn't necessarily a politician like you and
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: I are technically a political activist.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: I know not.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Here we go Wikipedia, We've aired our dirty laundry.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 13: School.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't find anything about him having an actual
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: political position. At some point he worked for a Oh
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. At some point he worked for an organization
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: devoted to generate solidarity among farmers and laborers and supportive
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: workers' rights. But that's not the same thing. Being a
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: political activist is not the same as being a politician.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I got nothing.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I think I have to let this slide
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: and lose one of my free challenges. Well nice, nice,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Though he was many things, I will just say, for
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: the ease of all no more writers.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Can't go with him, can't go with her that I
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: do encourage anyone to look him up.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, I.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Can absolutely go with her for whom the bell tolls?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: If you need references, I don't know.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: My brain's fried. I'm going with share.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: What's you a puppet?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I am wondering about her real name.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Is it worth tossing my other FREEK challenge?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I'll look it up because I can't.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Uh. Yeah, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna say there's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: a possibility that her real name, first and last name
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: shared the same last letter. Yeah, I'm using it. I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: did really shares real name Chrilyn Sarkisian. What, oh my god.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that that was. That was a stroke
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: of luck. That was because I didn't know. I did
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: not know. That's pretty good, though, that is crazy. Sure's
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: real name is chriy Lynne Sarkisian.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: That I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry, dude. I feel like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I flipped a coin and got lucky. All right, But
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: now I have to go with something. Okay, I'll try
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: because I know she fits all the criteria. It's it's
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: such a dick move, though, do it all right? Yeah,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Chiana. Also also another character from
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: for Escape. She is white, yeah, well black and white,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: she's monochrome. But she's definitely not a priest, definitely not political.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: She's another anarchist and she doesn't fit anything else as
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: far as I can tell. So I'm gonna go with her.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: And if you're not challenging it. Not a scientist, no,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: definitely not no.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I know which character it is.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think party girl. Mhmm, party girl slash thief.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, she's like, yeah, she's a definitely.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Good description.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah she's rote.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, And I will go because I've already dipped
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: into this well too many times. Uh No, more science
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: fiction characters.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Nice ship the thing in my head. I can't remember
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: a science fiction character or not. Fuck uh ship? Actually no, no,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: it's not. Uh Michael Bay.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Michael By. Now I don't believe he's done politics.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: I don't believe he's a priest.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: If he's a fucking priest.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: I think, however, that there is a chance he may
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: have written a book.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Ship, damn fucking pride God, Damn well, I might.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: I might be about to lose my second pre challenge,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: but I did not lose it because I used to
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: about himself. So I still have Let's find out. There's
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: only one way to find out. Damn.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. I'm like, there's this guy.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: He's not done.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Anything else as far as I know, And this is
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: this is the shittiest way to win this game is
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: to catch somebody with their own category. Did Michael Bay
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: write a book?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, thirty all about him and Lens Flair.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tons of fucking This can't be right.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Look at the sun here's lines. Did he did he?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I just said it in a very slang way.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to ignore that. Oh, because it goodread
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: says books by Michael Bay. Michael Bay has ninety two
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: books on Goodreads. And then I opened it up and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: like most of them have German names. I'm like, something's
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: not right here, Michael. I'm gonna go to his The
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: first one was the novelization of Pearl Harbor, which is
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: one of his movies.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Michael Bayleaf.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I guess technically that would count if it was done
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: by him.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I don't think so, because because I don't
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: think so, else I would say it doesn't.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was a puppet.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he's never been a puppet politics.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: He's not a science fiction character. He does make science
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: fiction movies, make character, but he's.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Not science fic character. He's not a scientist. That man
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: ain't no science.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: He's never published a book.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's what it says.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: What was the first one I can't remember, but as
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: if he's written a screenplay, I would say that still counts.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I find it to be different because that's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 11: like a script, still a writer.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: He didn't say writer, though he did.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Say no more writers.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Writer.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wide.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he had some hand in it.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: I would that he left most of it to his writers.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: If you said writer, then yeah, that's fair.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Uh did Michael Bay write the screenplays?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Michael Bay wrote a screenplay and he was nine years old.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I've only highlighted in colored.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: It's sitting in the in the middle school that he
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: went to when he was a child.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to MDB and just see where his
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: credits are, because the good Google's definitely confused. Google's confusing
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: as hell. You should stay away. Credits writer one. He
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: has one writer Transformers.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: That's not even a real movie.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Watch it be like some stupid edit, like yeah, he
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: edited like five words and he put him down on
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: a writer so he could have the credit and put
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  Speaker 3: it on his resume.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: All credits director goes on forever, which which you would.
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  Speaker 3: Expect, like seven Transformers.
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  Speaker 2: Writer one, Get the fuck out of here. No, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to count that he's is listed as a
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  Speaker 2: writer on Colin James keep on Loving Me music video
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  Speaker 2: from nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Michael Bay, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't count that. I can't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you kind of have to because that's
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  Speaker 3: so fucking out there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't count that. That's no. No, I'm gonna say you
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  Speaker 2: squeaked by. Yeah, I'm gonna say you squeaked. But I
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: can't find proof that he was a screenwriter because any
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: of these movies he's just listed as a director and producer.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: So the only writer credit is on a music video
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  Speaker 2: which he did not write the music for, So how
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  Speaker 2: can he No, I'm not even gonna get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Not E've gonna get into it. I'm just not counting
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  Speaker 2: that at all. So I lose my second free challenge.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Augist is free to give another another category because you
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: just said, Michael Bay, I haven't heard the category yet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. I was gonna say, no more.
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  Speaker 2: Directors, no more directors. Okay, that's fair.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Now I have to coviere.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Specifically, I have to come up with somebody who has
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: never written anything, never directed anything, walks on two legs
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: or more than four.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, this is gonna get really weird.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: This this is gonna get super hard. And also we're
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: going along, so I'm just fuck man, I can't come
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  Speaker 2: up with anybody. I'm panicking.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Sorry, you got a good thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Uh fucking ship.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: She got a tiger ruger. Fuck with him for once.
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  Speaker 3: That is done.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: There, M No, I can't do that, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many categories now that this is a long.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a we We've made it a long way,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: and it's it's getting much much harder to come up
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: with someone. Uh, I I can't come up with anybody.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna have to toss in the towel. Oh really,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: I can't. I have to. I have to throw the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: white flag. I can't do it. Yeah, I'm sitting, I'm struggling.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: I'm trying so hard. Well done, sir. When I'm when,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I'm trying that hard and I can't, Yeah, anybody.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: It's tough. You know what I had next? I'm like Zoro,
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  Speaker 3: no more protagonists us.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I had a protagonist too, But I'm not
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: gonna say.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Would have been interesting because I think I could be misremembering.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: But I'm like wasn't one of his backstories for one
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: version of Zoro or another that he was an ex priest,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Like that would have been.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Cool, pretend would be.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: But I I the only version that I know is
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: the New movies with where he's definitely not.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now you hit like the was it the forties
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: or fifties? Like, uh, Zoro the gay Blade? Holy crap,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: you get Zoro in all different color outfits. It's amazing.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: He's got a whip. It's fucking awesome, no joke, because
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: they tell you the story of Zoro and how it's
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: passed down to the family. Yeah, and then her two brothers,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: one takes on Zoro and the other one eventually has
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: to take on Zoro because of situations, but he does
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: it in his flamboyantly ways. It awesome.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Well, that means Augie wins this game. He gets three points.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: He has won this episode four points to two. You
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: cornered me, Well, it's more like I cornered myself because
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: everyone I was every time, everyone I was coming up
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: with was either a character in sci fi that was
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: like Commander Shepherd, no you know, or the fucking puppet
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: like that was the.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Puppet that was I think us the most beauted. How
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: many shows are like and here's the puppet episode.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Well no, well you know I could have gone back
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: to that. Well because in that show, that episode, Angel
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: is the only one who gets turned to a puppet,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: so any of the other characters are probably fair game.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: But you could argue that Angel is sci fi. Yeah,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: that's true because it includes fantastical elements. Yeah, and demons
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: and things and magic, and so technically you could qualify.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: So I kept running into walls that I put up myself.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Goddamn it, if only Michael Bay had written a goddamn book,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: The Bastard. But congratulations, Augie, well done, Congrats on your wine.
• 1:24:19
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• 1:24:22
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• 1:24:27
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