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Episode 216: Excursion Of Duty: War, But Make It A Group Trip · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 216 Joseph kiss me. I'm Irish.
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  Welcome mother fuckers. Your body got a login screen and
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  every time you let me in, I feel it'll be your eyes open slow
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  like premium corn Ted. I Scroll down your spine to your
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  whole soul bed. You're wetter than a strong
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  window for Teds. I taste you once I bookmark that
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  fat Simone's write poetry on the ceiling.
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  Your climax sound like true for feeling you shake like a popped
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  up begging to be clear. I die so give you glitch.
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  They shaking like they buffer into a fix and you reload and
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  that's when things you wake it. Maybe you might die.
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  I come when I log in. Everything turned on.
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  You love so many. It takes my mind.
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  But I play every night like it's Amazon Prime.
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  You're my fantasy. And 4K vision, Full access, no
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  limit, no restrictions. But I reload just to hear that
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  sound. Yeah, I'm the one your body made
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  when I shut. You down, why do you always lean
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  back? So for those of you, for the
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  people who listen and don't watch the stream, every time you
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  feel like you're make you make a point.
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  Oh, that was a point. Or he's referring like OK.
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  Some drop, some drop, some drop bars, some drop line.
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  You lean back, you go. Listen, listen, listen,
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  motherfucker, for the audio he's talking about when I just lay
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  down the intro right there as I lean back.
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  Well, right, right. But that is what you're
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  referring to in this instance. Yes, but I don't.
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  I can't think of a time. I guess sometimes you don't lean
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  back when you do the intro you. Like I don't know if you know
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  this, but. Gangsters like that right back.
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  You'd like, you kind of like start barking like you were like
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  you're hopping closer. Like Mitt Romney, like, what are
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  the dogs? And he's like, who let the dogs
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  out? Oh Mitt, I I like Bill Maher
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  said it best 'cause he donated $1,000,000.
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  To bar crazy, sorry. He took Barack Obama's campaign
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  the second one, and and then he was like, I would donate
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  $1,000,000 to Mitt Romney's campaign right now to like to go
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  after Trump, you know? And it's like, yeah, it's crazy
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  how far we've come. Like I really, really thought
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  Mitt Romney was like the worst. And then it's like now he's like
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  he's he's a Mensch. He's a Mensch.
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  Yeah. Yeah, in comparison.
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  In comparison. Well, yeah, I mean, that's the
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  people who are like, oh, George W Bush was really stupid.
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  He was really stupid. But like, he was inherently
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  evil. It's like, Nah, you just realize
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  he was like more just like a frat bro who did with the old
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  boomers in the room told him to do or the Greatest generation
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  told him to do. He was like, OK, yeah, sure.
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  Yeah, he was like in over his head, but he wasn't like
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  malicious, still killed, still killed hundreds of thousands of
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  people, but but always in his back pocket.
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  He started the AIDS initiative in Africa, Saved and it's
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  credited. Literally I just saw this stat.
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  I knew how much I knew like around how much it was.
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  But it's 26,000,000 lives and like 8 million children born
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  without AIDS like on top of that.
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  So dude, save a lot of people. Yeah, whenever that.
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  Protester until until Elon cut all the fucking money from it
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  and he. Threw a shoe at him and he
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  dodged it and then he threw a second shoot like the the face
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  he made he was like. He was smiling.
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  He was smiling when that when he, when he saw the second one
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  was coming. Yeah, Yeah.
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  I remember when that happened. Like, one of my teachers was
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  somebody was, like telling me like, yeah, like.
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  Phase bro was so funny. Like getting hit with someone's
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  shoe is like a is a ultimate sign of disrespect in like in
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  that culture. So that's why like the guy was
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  throwing his shoe and not like something else.
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  He he was like, he's like, this is what I think of you Like.
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  So it was like it was more than just trying to hit him with the
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  shoe. No, I know, but I'm not.
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  Well, I'm, I just, you know, because the rack just started
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  listening. You know his and I know it's not
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  I, I know it's not this fantastic.
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  Yeah, his reaction was. Good, his reaction and like the
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  smirk and then when he saw the second one was coming and then
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  he dodged that one and he was like, oh shit, like it was
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  almost like turned into a game for him that that's George.
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  That was, you know, but to be. Fair, like I could I could put
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  together like 5 clips of Trump where I'm like that's that's can
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  I tell you like most recently with he was with Erdogan, the
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  pseudo dictator over in Turkey in the in the.
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  Erdogan, the grocery store. It's they're not spelled the
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  same, but it's kind of pronounced the same.
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  I know, I know. Yeah, yeah.
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  Starpainer. Starpainer.
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  Boise, Erdogan. How?
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  How shitty would that be? He's like, please shop at my
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  grocery store. I mean, he's a NATO ally and an
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  elected official. Like I'm just saying like, you
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  know, he's not. Yeah, he was elected.
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  OK. He's.
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  Yeah. I mean, you can't be a NATO if
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  you're not a democracy. But it's Leanen.
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  It's a Leanen to the right. But what was I even saying about
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  it? This this Turkey.
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  Baller. No, no, no.
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  Trump had him in the White House and he was like he said
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  something about he was talking about like the elections being
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  rigged in America. You know, Trump, Trump's old and
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  but then he goes he and then he goes right to Erwan.
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  He goes this guy knows a lot about rigs rigged elections just
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  straight to his face. And it's just like, like it's
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  like boom, like, you know, in a, in a vacuum, that's a nice
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  takedown, but. It's not, it's not in the notes.
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  But there was, there's been that whole, you know, with that
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  representative or was a Congressman Dunn from Florida
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  who had the heart issues and it was none of it was like released
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  to the public, but he had like a terminal illness.
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  And it's him and Mike Johnson talking and he's like, oh, he's
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  like, what did he have? He's like, he was gonna, he was
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  gonna be dead by June. And everybody's like, Oh my God.
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  Yeah. Mike Johnson's like, well,
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  that's not public knowledge, but yeah.
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  And he's like heart failure. He like said what this guy was
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  out that he was keeping from the public for like all year, for
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  like a better part of a year. He just like, drops the hammer
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  in some press conference. Like this dude almost was going
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  to be dead by June, 'cause he's got heart failure.
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  And then when you watch the clip, everyone's like, Oh my
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  God. That reminds me of when I was in
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  AI was in this. Trump's on some wild shit right
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  now. Yeah, yes, I was in this
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  cognitive behavioral theory group group therapy like that I
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  used to go to and this guy was like super funny older guy that
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  was in there, former alcoholic. And he he he was goes to like
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  the moderator. He's like, hey, like I just went
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  to the doctor and it was like a serious conversation.
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  But and I was just happened to be sitting in the middle of use
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  and he got he checked my liver and he said it was like actually
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  like looking pretty good. And the moderator like is like
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  looking at his notebook and doesn't even look up.
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  He goes, oh, that's good. Because the last time I thought
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  you talked to your doctor, he said your liver was fucked.
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  And like and like and like, just like.
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  So the timing was like, just perfect.
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  I was like, but yeah, because everyone's good.
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  Now, how have you been? I've been good, man.
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  Just a weird week. Not a weird week.
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  A good, a good week. I don't know how much I yeah, I
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  don't know how much I want to get into it.
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  OK, that's fine. I went to town over the weekend.
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  So I it was pretty nice. So I decided to get some shit
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  done. Says your boy went out to Lowe's
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  and then I went, I went crazy. So I've I'm like 80% done on
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  building a new mailbox and then built these like hose reel
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  posts. I don't know.
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  I was just like, it was just really nice.
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  So I wanted to get some shit done.
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  So I'm super stoked. I have a neighbor, super cool
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  dude. He's older retired, he's cool as
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  fuck. And he's like, yeah, he like was
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  he was helping me with it because I definitely needed two
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  people and he's just a trip. And I was like, yeah, I'll help
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  you with that. Cool older dude retired like
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  kind of like a Stoner hippie type guy, but like built his own
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  back deck out of like steal. He's like, oh, I just welded it.
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  Like one day he's like, hey, like can you help me move this
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  ladder? And then two days later I go
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  back there, he's got this huge steel frame built and he's like,
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  Oh yeah, just did this past couple days, just building some
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  shit. Craziest dude ever.
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  But I'll I'll send you some pictures of the mailbox Dude.
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  It's pretty balling. No, I'm not.
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  It's. It's pretty.
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  It's pretty tight. It's pretty tight because now
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  see last year if for so for people who didn't listen, it was
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  on the 11th last year I bought my first house.
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  So all last year the IT was like a jungle.
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  The yard looked like shit. Spent a lot of time redoing it
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  and now I'm like on like the Phase 2.
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  So I'm getting actually like plant shit, do other stuff
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  besides just like dig up roots and stumps and trees and all
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  sorts of bullshit because that's all I did last.
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  Year, so that was like phase, that was phase one and then now
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  you get to. Just get it.
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  Yeah. My goal last year was that I
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  wanted to be the fence to be done.
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  That's done. So I have all that stuff that
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  looks great, be at the beds built so I can plant stuff and
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  then get rid of like all the stumps, the roots, the sticks,
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  anything. So I just have a big flat patch
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  of green, nothing in the backyard, so I can do whatever I
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  want. And then basically the same in
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  the front. So I can like now, but the big
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  bed so I can plant stuff in the bed.
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  The yard already looks good. Already did the stone work on
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  the trees, the mailbox, the posts like I've already done so
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  much like really difficult stuff that it should be kind of chill.
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  I just get to like plant plants and be like a old ass man and
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  water my plants at night and just hang out, be pretty tight.
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  Pretty excited, pretty stoked. Nice, there was something I was
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  going to mention that happened but no I forgot so I'll.
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  Get back to you. Talking to one of my neighbors.
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  She's like, oh, this looks so good.
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  She's like, you're always doing something.
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  I was like, yeah, she's like, I need to talk to get my husband
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  to get build a city of Mount Barks.
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  Ours is falling apart. I was like, no, you cannot.
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  Like I, I, I enjoy doing this stuff and I, I feel, I, I feel
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  bad if like other people have to do stuff because I'm out there.
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  Like, what do you mean building? Like, I know that like if I'm
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  out there trimming the trees and you need your trees to be done
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  and I'm like out there doing it. I feel like sometimes if you're
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  doing something and then you see somebody else go out and do it
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  like an hour later, maybe like their missus is like, hey, you
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  need to get out there and clean trip, clean the trees up too.
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  What the fuck? Like I feel like that happens
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  so. And she's like, oh, I see this
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  show, this show, show, show this to my husband.
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  He needs to build me something like that.
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  I was like, no, you leave me out of that.
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  Don't say anything. Whatever you know.
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  No, I don't want to. Well.
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  But but it's been but it's. Been chill, it's been chill it's
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  been. It's been a lot of fun though,
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  honestly. We've been through maxing.
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  We've been through mocking. Is this guy?
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  Are these wives trying to or a farm for their husbands?
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  Yeah, I'm yard maxing right now. Basically right now they're
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  putting the mail. Dude, I'll send you this bill.
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  It's it's crazy. It's all like it's all cedar.
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  It's all dark stained. It's got a white mailbox on it.
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  It's going to end up having these slats across the front of
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  it. It's got a light on it.
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  It's like super fucking nice. It's like super deep in the
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  ground. I just on Saturday I was like,
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  I'm just going to do this shit. Today I went and just bought a
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  bunch of shit and then what's wildest so there's.
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  Like how much? How much lime are you buying?
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  Lime I didn't have to buy any lime I bought I'm.
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  Just curious because as you're attorney.
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  I'm digging holes. You're digging holes, bro.
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  I just want to make sure that we're like spreading out like
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  the ingredients that we're buying so we're not flagged or
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  anything like that. I, I, I go to take the old
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  mailbox out 'cause you know, I'm like, OK, I'm going to take this
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  one out. It's going to be, it's a shitty
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  little mailbox. I was like, but it's definitely
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  cemented in there, bro. I go to grab it and it just pops
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  out. It's just a stick.
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  It's literally just a pole. There's no cement, no nothing.
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  Somebody just like lightly hammered this thing into the
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  ground. I don't know how long it's been
• 13:08
  there. It, it had to have survived like
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  tornadoes and shit, but it wasn't even in there.
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  There's no cement on it at all. But then by I, I started it and
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  basically got it done by Sunday. And then there was like 65 mile
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  an hour winds. It was windy as shit out here,
• 13:25
  bro. It was crazy, super crazy in
• 13:28
  Texas with the winds. So I was like, I'm calling it
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  quits. Oh, I don't know.
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  I don't know about better. Better.
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  Yeah, it was 100. Fucking real question.
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  It's. Supposed to it's dude listen to
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  this. It was below freezing yesterday
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  for a little bit in the low 30s. Was the low today and then by I
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  think tomorrow it's supposed to hit 90.
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  What the fuck bro? It is a shit storm out here.
• 13:55
  Texas is going through like menopause right now.
• 13:58
  The hot flashes hot, cold. Is Texas seeing anybody?
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  You know what I'm saying, I wrote this in my notes Note like
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  note app on edibles like February 26th.
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  OK. Our dogs aura farming when we
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  pet them. No.
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  What's aura farming? What's the definition?
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  That's like taking your aura and be giving it to myself, right?
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  That's why I thought it was. Yeah, or you're doing things to,
• 14:35
  like, create an aura. Yeah, but like you'd be doing
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  things to, like, create more aura for yourself.
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  So that'd be like, like doing something cheesy.
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  Like OK, I walk by a girl, I drop a piece of paper, she's
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  like she picks it up and tries to hand it to me and then I
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  write my number on it and then walk away.
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  That would be like aura farming. Wow, bro, Bro.
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  What other tips do you have for the for the youngins out there?
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  Yeah, I think that's. Like a meal from us with like
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  stupid shit like that. Like, you know, that's not
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  stupid. If I'm hanging out and I'm
• 15:17
  smoking a cigarette in the parking lot and there's like a
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  ledge, I'm like, I stand up on the ledge and like lean to the
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  side and just like smoke and don't really like, 'cause I'm
• 15:26
  like, I got to be cool. It's like trying to act cool.
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  I thought I was stealing someone's aura.
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  OK, I'm glad that I wrote that down 'cause I wasn't sure.
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  I'm the Shang Sung of Aura. That'd be hardcore.
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  Yeah, well, I'm the Prince. Andrews is.
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  Intentional aura farming is. Intentional.
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  Is the intentional, often repetitive cultivation of a cool
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  or charismatic personal image to gain social clout, popularity,
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  admiration, frequently on social media.
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  It involves acting effortlessly, stylist, stylish or impressive
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  to increase one's aura, personal vibe or charisma.
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  Often described as trying to look like you're not trying.
• 16:16
  Is that am I aura for me right now with this outfit?
• 16:19
  You, you said it looked like what Andre Agassi like peak
• 16:21
  cocaine or peak methamphetamine? What was he on?
• 16:25
  Methamphetamine with with the toupee mullet.
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  Oh, my hair, I'm not. My hair is too good, man.
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  Which is crazy that I love that. I love that, he admits now.
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  He's like, yeah, bro, like I was bald as shit.
• 16:37
  Like I was high as fuck in bald. Crazy.
• 16:40
  The only craziest, crazier other thing than him doing that, like
• 16:43
  at Wimbledon with a motherfucker wearing shorts, Jean shorts, is
• 16:49
  that dude who just got hit in the face.
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  The boxer and his fucking wig came off.
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  Oh, and he still won the fight. Really.
• 16:56
  I didn't hear that. Yeah.
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  He ended, yeah, he ended up winning the fight and he left
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  and he kept. His pro right the.
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  Fuck no, he he did the post fight interview with his hair
• 17:06
  like that, like he did it like on purpose, but I feel like
• 17:08
  you'd have to at that point, you know, like in that fight A you'd
• 17:11
  have to win and B like you're going to be meme for life so you
• 17:15
  might as well just lean. In or or now you're like a
• 17:17
  motivational speaker for life. Like, hey, I got my fucking wig
• 17:21
  knocked off on live television like in a fucking fight, and I
• 17:26
  still want. I keep having these like Tony
• 17:29
  Robbins clips pop up or Tony Robbins.
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  You know I'm a Tony Robbins stand.
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  It's just like, it's just like crushing people.
• 17:37
  I'm like, damn, Tony Robbins. He, he's kind of the truth.
• 17:41
  The only thing I really know about him though is like the
• 17:43
  documentary that was like on Netflix like 9 years ago or
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  something. And I was like, I was like,
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  'cause I to me, I thought he was like a charlatan type, you know,
• 17:52
  dude just from like the clout that I had heard about him.
• 17:54
  But then when I watched the documentary, which was like his
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  one of his like kept conventions or something, I don't know what
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  they're called retreats. Like it was like over the course
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  of that weekend or week, whatever, however long it is.
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  And I was like, yeah, he's like, kind of like, he's not selling
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  bullshit at all. No, he's just like calling
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  people the fuck out. I was like, damn, Tony, like in
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  front of everybody. Yeah, he's not.
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  Yeah. He's like, call him.
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  So let's call him then call him and tell him what you just said.
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  We'll be quiet. Why not?
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  Why don't you want to call him? She's like, Oh well, I just
• 18:29
  don't yeah, 'cause you're a manipulative or he's like, like,
• 18:33
  oh shit, Tony, what the fuck? He's a real one, dude.
• 18:37
  You're freaking me out, dude. Start paying your boys, Tony.
• 18:41
  That'd be tight to get paid by Tony Robbins.
• 18:43
  Just start running Tony Robbins ads.
• 18:47
  Run any ads, dude. And like, we'll see, we'll see
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  about last week, but the episode before that fucking through the
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  roof. The most listened to 1 so far.
• 18:57
  Like in that short amount of time I should say.
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  Oh good. Me, myself and Iran, maybe
• 19:04
  that's why, because we just have clickbait titles, but I don't.
• 19:06
  Know that was a good title and it was like.
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  Significant. Well, you don't know actual you.
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  You led me there. You led me there because you're
• 19:15
  mine was me, myself and Iran. And you're like Iran and me was
• 19:19
  like yours, I think. Oh, Oh, yeah, Iran and me or
• 19:22
  something like that. Yeah, yeah.
• 19:23
  So I wouldn't have got to meet myself and Iran without yours,
• 19:25
  so I'm not. I gave you a producer credit on
• 19:28
  it for sure. I hope so.
• 19:32
  I mean, obviously this shit's 5050 up and.
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  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when I started, when
• 19:38
  we started the podcast, when I did it with the Super producer
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  first, he asked me like, you know what, how we were going to
• 19:44
  split it. And I was like immediately I was
• 19:46
  like 5050 he and he was like taking it back.
• 19:48
  He's like what? I'm like, yeah, dude, I was
• 19:50
  like, this doesn't work unless it's unless it's 5050.
• 19:53
  Are you like, are you kidding me?
• 19:55
  You know? But he thought like, I would get
• 19:56
  more of it for something because he was supposed to be the
• 19:57
  producer. I was going to be the host.
• 19:58
  And it's like, Nah, dude, come on.
• 20:00
  Yeah. All right.
• 20:03
  Would you like to do therapy? Questions.
• 20:06
  Yeah, let's go. Therapy question #1 Joseph Happy
• 20:13
  Saint Patrick's Day, you can draft 1 fictional villain to be
• 20:18
  your life coach who's fixing your mindset?
• 20:27
  A villain maybe like Lex Luthor, because I'd be getting stacks.
• 20:37
  And he's not. He's a bad guy, but he's also
• 20:39
  kind of right because I'm in Superman Goes Evil.
• 20:41
  He's like, hey, bro, like I told you guys, this motherfucker was
• 20:44
  crazy. I told you that he was going to.
• 20:47
  I told you he could kill everybody because that's what
• 20:49
  he's doing now. So that wouldn't be a bad one
• 20:53
  because you'll be working with stacks.
• 20:54
  What do? You mean stacks?
• 20:57
  He's he's loaded. He's like Elon Musk.
• 20:59
  So he would teach me to be to change my mindset.
• 21:02
  He would put me on that millionaire mindset.
• 21:04
  OK. All right.
• 21:05
  Because. Because you're.
• 21:05
  Yeah. Because you're always getting to
• 21:07
  the money. Yeah, he, I that's it.
• 21:09
  He's he's, he gets to the money and he does evil.
• 21:11
  I'm not saying I have to be an evil villain.
• 21:13
  He's just changing my mindset. He's your life coach.
• 21:16
  OK, then. Yeah.
• 21:17
  Then even then it's still be like, you know, technology
• 21:19
  pushed me into the tech sector. He's like you're.
• 21:22
  He's Peter Thiel to your JD Vance.
• 21:24
  Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
• 21:26
  Peter Thiel my is a mother fucking villain.
• 21:28
  Like he's just not. Fictional.
• 21:29
  Yeah. Peter Thiel's.
• 21:30
  He's not fictional. Dude.
• 21:32
  Yeah, he's, he's real. He's talking.
• 21:33
  About the Antichrist like like in third person?
• 21:37
  See cause like there's some that are cool.
• 21:39
  Like I would wanna aura farm from Jafar cause Jafar's aura's
• 21:45
  tight stand by. This is where I mentioned that I
• 21:48
  played Jafar in a 6th grade play.
• 21:50
  That's not you have a snake cane that you can hypnotize people
• 21:54
  with cool as shit. You got a parrot that talks.
• 21:57
  You wear a Cape, you know, like and you're dude your your your
• 22:01
  like internal body temp is on point.
• 22:04
  You live in the. Desert.
• 22:05
  He's just a life coach. You don't become him.
• 22:07
  You No I know I'm saying I want to aura farm off of.
• 22:10
  It OK well I thought we'd do agreed I thought war farming
• 22:12
  what I was saying is aura he. Wouldn't he wouldn't be a good,
• 22:16
  he wouldn't be a good life coach because like he, he, you know,
• 22:20
  kind of loses. He becomes a genie.
• 22:24
  So then it's like he's you'd be getting a lot of mixed signals.
• 22:26
  You'd be an inconsistent life coach.
• 22:28
  I forgot. You'd just be cool.
• 22:29
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, like like so
• 22:32
  that's where if like you could pick any, any Disney character,
• 22:35
  the Genie could be a good life coach, but.
• 22:37
  Genie's not a villain, but Jafar as a.
• 22:40
  Genie is. He is.
• 22:42
  Yeah, well, that's true. He is one of the most powerful
• 22:45
  Disney villains because he is a genie.
• 22:50
  I don't know, man. He's kind of, he's a little,
• 22:52
  he's a little too toxic for me. Yeah.
• 22:54
  Scar you be ambitious. Get his Nazi lying ass out of
• 22:58
  here bro. You just see you be ambitious.
• 23:00
  But he is a he is a Nazi. I I like, I like life coaches
• 23:03
  that aren't Nazis. That's true.
• 23:06
  So not Peter Thiel. Not.
• 23:08
  Not Peter. Thiel yeah, not Elon Musk.
• 23:13
  Yeah, there's that whole be prepared scene with the goose
• 23:16
  step in hyenas. And I was just like, man.
• 23:18
  Yeah. What are we doing here?
• 23:21
  This is really like Disney. It'll be a little more Walt
• 23:24
  Disney's dead, and they just let all subtlety out the window.
• 23:29
  If they ever had it. Yeah, I mean Uncle Remus and all
• 23:33
  those stories, which is just yeah, yeah, I don't have to go
• 23:37
  out on that rabbit hole. But Walt Disney was racist.
• 23:39
  Everybody. Listeners, if you weren't sure,
• 23:41
  very racist, anti-Semitic chainsmoker.
• 23:44
  You want to hear this is a weird, weird fact?
• 23:49
  Oh, no. Maybe this is about Henry Ford,
• 23:52
  but it's either about Walt Disney or Henry Ford, I forget
• 23:53
  which one, but one of them or they didn't have Hitler's post
• 23:58
  or like picture in their office. Hitler had one of their
• 24:02
  portraits in his office, bro. That's how much these dudes are
• 24:06
  running with Hitler. I think it was Henry Ford
• 24:09
  though. Both of them anti-Semitic Nazi
• 24:13
  sympathizers. But here we are.
• 24:18
  Yeah, Disney's great Mustangs are amazing.
• 24:22
  Start paying your boys. Toretto from this is a villain.
• 24:28
  Fictional villain. Dom Toretto, Fast and Furious.
• 24:31
  He's a villain. He's the bad guy.
• 24:35
  He'd be a good life coach. Yes, that.
• 24:39
  That's it. Family first.
• 24:42
  Family's always fucking first, bro.
• 24:44
  That's true. And you do live your life 1/4
• 24:46
  mile at a time. Like he would be great.
• 24:48
  He would be a great life coach. Shut up.
• 24:52
  Not a bad one. Shut up.
• 24:56
  Predator. The Predator.
• 24:59
  Life Coach. Yeah, maybe.
• 25:01
  Are you? I'm going intergalactic.
• 25:02
  I'm leaving this planet. Like, let me teach you.
• 25:05
  Let me teach you always. I'm like, all right, bro, let's
• 25:07
  go. Let's get out of here.
• 25:13
  I feel like, like sometimes the Joker is my life coach, you
• 25:16
  know? It's the most like cliche white
• 25:24
  boy shit you could ever say. Are you serious?
• 25:27
  Yes, like Joker memes and stuff broken out of here.
• 25:32
  I might. I'm not.
• 25:33
  I might be alone. I'm a loner by choice.
• 25:36
  Like like a Joker and he's like laughing but on his makeup and
• 25:40
  shit. Get out of here.
• 25:42
  No, the Joker you'd be better off with like Penguin as like a
• 25:49
  life coach. No, fuck that.
• 25:52
  No, because he still has political ambitions.
• 25:54
  He still moves about the. Town, but that he's But he's a
• 25:57
  Midget. How he's going to be my life
• 25:59
  coach, you know what I'm saying? Coach you up with Danny DeVito.
• 26:03
  You don't want Danny DeVito as the Penguin cobble pot.
• 26:08
  You want. You want Dinklage, you take
• 26:11
  Dinklage, I'll take DeVito and we'll throw the Penguin out.
• 26:16
  I hate the Penguin, bro. OK, I see what you're saying.
• 26:18
  Danny DeVito as the Penguin. I see what you're saying.
• 26:21
  And then like, you know, there's some Game of Throne characters
• 26:23
  that are I guess villains that wouldn't be too terrible.
• 26:25
  Life coaches. There's, you know.
• 26:28
  OK, you're moving. It's just a bit like but like,
• 26:30
  but obviously anybody that would be like not super dangerous and
• 26:35
  try to get you like. I didn't kill you Catwoman bro,
• 26:37
  you know what I'm saying? Just for the Latex.
• 26:42
  I guess but. Is Black Widow a villain?
• 26:48
  Everybody, everybody that's a villain has like ambitions of
• 26:51
  taking over or doing something. Like that ambitions as a writer.
• 26:54
  So any anybody you pick to be your life coaches, you basically
• 26:58
  would they'd be motivating you to like take over the world.
• 27:01
  That's pretty much. It hinky in the brain.
• 27:05
  Boom. Therapy question #2 You can only
• 27:11
  wear one outfit for the rest of your life.
• 27:14
  What's your main character uniform?
• 27:19
  Jeans, T-shirt, probably like a zip up hoodie or something like
• 27:26
  that. Yep, pretty lazy if I had to
• 27:30
  wear one outfit for forever. I'm not wearing like you're Adam
• 27:33
  Sandler. You're Adam Sandler.
• 27:35
  Oh, jeans and AT shirt I. Guess he's like a athletic
• 27:39
  shorts. Yeah, he's like athletic shorts
• 27:41
  of shit. No, but I'm not going to.
• 27:42
  I'm not going to pick like a suit like get the fuck I have
• 27:45
  for this everyday. Let me, let me, let me change
• 27:47
  your mind. I just watched the latest
• 27:50
  episode. Shout out we should do a home
• 27:53
  and home collab. Benny Blanco, Lil Dicky and Lil
• 27:56
  Dicky's wife's podcast Friends keep secrets. 4th episode air
• 28:01
  today. Kevin Gates your boys on there.
• 28:04
  He shows up in a tuxedo. It's not even a tuxedo, though.
• 28:08
  You know what it is? It's made out of like running,
• 28:11
  like gym, like running pants. So he could like he goes down
• 28:16
  into like a full on crowd, like Crouch and like in it and he
• 28:20
  goes, if I can't, he goes if I can't run in it, he's like, I
• 28:22
  don't wear it. And but it's a full on tuxedo
• 28:26
  running suit. That's what it that's that's the
• 28:28
  jam. Kevin Gates is insane.
• 28:31
  Kevin Gates is tight I. Mean, he's tight, but he's
• 28:33
  crazy. I mean, I just listened to him
• 28:36
  for like an hour and a half and he seemed pretty on point.
• 28:38
  He was. He was quoting Eckhart Tolle, my
• 28:41
  guru. No, he's super smart, but he
• 28:43
  also does some pretty crazy shit.
• 28:46
  He's been to prison, dog. First time he went to prison was
• 28:49
  13. He said had they just pulled up
• 28:55
  to the prison when he was 13 and said like, hey, if you fuck up
• 28:57
  again, you're going there, he never would have fucked up
• 29:00
  again. But instead he went and then he
• 29:02
  lost the fear of going to prison.
• 29:03
  So then he's kept going back. I'm just an aggregator bro. 13
• 29:15
  they put him in prison, that's. What he said.
• 29:17
  I guess that's, I don't know what juvie, whatever that is,
• 29:20
  maybe I don't know how they treat black people.
• 29:23
  Try them as an adult probably. Yeah, but to do, to be trialled,
• 29:27
  to be tried as an adult at 13, you'd have to like murder
• 29:30
  somebody. Or just be black in America.
• 29:34
  But OK. But I'm sure it's just as tell.
• 29:37
  Me. Tell me more about that.
• 29:39
  Yeah. Please enlighten me.
• 29:42
  All white. Yeah, What was that?
• 29:46
  Andre Agassi. Dude let the white knight come
• 29:49
  in homie. Andy Roddick.
• 29:51
  I mean, just anybody at Wimbledon, right?
• 29:57
  Yeah. I mean, no, not anybody.
• 29:59
  I guess it's kind of. It's all white.
• 30:02
  I think you have to. Oh well, yeah, it's, well, not
• 30:05
  the people playing though. They can be different skin
• 30:09
  tones. Recently.
• 30:13
  Yeah. Like the fucking masters.
• 30:15
  Like the first black person was. Was it Condoleezza Rice first
• 30:19
  woman? And black person like fuck.
• 30:21
  It would have been cooler if. You get a woman and black people
• 30:24
  in here, we'll just get one person.
• 30:25
  Condoleezza Rice. Yeah, check both boxes.
• 30:28
  It would have been cool if it was like Omarosa or something.
• 30:30
  I wish I would have picked like a more like.
• 30:33
  Controversial, but on the fucking like what?
• 30:37
  Yeah, but that's that's like. Football.
• 30:40
  But that's like someone saying like, no, but that's like
• 30:44
  somebody saying, oh, I always get my burgers with meat and
• 30:47
  cheese only I'm going to get crazy today.
• 30:50
  I'm going to put mayonnaise on it.
• 30:51
  Like that's not a topping. That's not crazy.
• 30:56
  Like Condoleezza Rice. If you were like what?
• 30:58
  Who like they're going to pick a black woman, They'd be like,
• 31:00
  what? Well, who they're going to pick
• 31:02
  like the most in the group, Black woman they could pick.
• 31:05
  I bet you they're going to pick someone like Condoleezza Rice
• 31:08
  and then that's who they pick. Like you kidding me?
• 31:10
  It's like a joke. She's she's not one of the good
• 31:13
  ones, she's the one good one for them.
• 31:16
  It's like them playing pick up basketball and then they're
• 31:19
  like, all right, first pick and they're just like Colin Powell.
• 31:22
  And he's like, I don't know how to play basketball.
• 31:23
  They're like, yeah, sure you do. Come on.
• 31:26
  Condoleezza Rice sounds like a Mexican dish.
• 31:28
  Send her back to Mexico so the Mexicans can eat her.
• 31:31
  Why they always quit calling that Dave Chappelle.
• 31:36
  So that's like, that lives rent for you in my head dude.
• 31:39
  I guess so. Therapy question #3 You can
• 31:45
  bring what? Yeah I already said what Mine
• 31:48
  was OK. You can bring 1 extinct animal
• 31:50
  back but it has to be your roommate.
• 31:54
  What are you choosing? And it's chill.
• 31:58
  Well it depends what you pick bro A.
• 32:00
  Dodo bird boom, There you go. Non threatening.
• 32:03
  Non threatening. Out of all the animals that
• 32:08
  we've killed or. I'd pick like a fish.
• 32:10
  Or something. You're bringing back the wand.
• 32:12
  Got to be my roommate. I'd pick I.
• 32:14
  Dodo birds didn't go extinct because of like humans and like
• 32:18
  Tasmanian tigers. They just couldn't fucking hang
• 32:21
  because they're not built for this shit.
• 32:23
  Tasmanian tiger Sam, be like, cool.
• 32:26
  It's like Tiger Dog, Yeah. Tiger Dog.
• 32:33
  Somebody called their cat a puppy cat the other day.
• 32:34
  I was like what is going on? I don't know what the name of
• 32:38
  the cat was. Puppy.
• 32:38
  Well, it's a Tasmanian tiger, so it's like a dog, a breed of dog,
• 32:42
  but it's got stripes, so it was people be.
• 32:44
  Like I thought it was a tiger. You know, people would be like,
• 32:47
  oh shit, what the hell is that? It's like a wild dog.
• 32:49
  Like a wild hunting dog. Yeah, well, like what you were
• 32:55
  even picking. A dinosaur?
• 32:56
  Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.
• 32:58
  And Kevin Gates also said he has a dinosaur Dick.
• 33:07
  He did say that. I'm sure he did.
• 33:10
  You know, and who amongst us doesn't, Kevin?
• 33:14
  That's the way I say. That's Terra.
• 33:17
  It's terrifying. A dinosaur Dick That is
• 33:21
  terrifying. I mean, that sounds like
• 33:24
  something I would. Say to compare it to a dinosaur.
• 33:26
  Like a boomer. That's what I'd say to like a
• 33:27
  boomer. Like, like as an insult until
• 33:30
  Kevin Gates said it. And I'm like, that's kind of
• 33:32
  cool. We'll start using that Don't if
• 33:37
  you don't say you. Have to say that it's a dinosaur
• 33:40
  Dick. It's probably not like.
• 33:42
  Unless you're Kevin Gates in a jogging suit.
• 33:44
  That's a tuxedo and looks like a custom.
• 33:46
  Tux Yeah. I mean, you have to have a
• 33:48
  dinosaur Dick to wear a suit like that.
• 33:50
  No, I think anybody could really get away with it.
• 33:52
  No, no, it might be the they check.
• 33:55
  They check, they check it's probably good.
• 33:59
  It's probably good for the dinosaur.
• 34:00
  Check the it's like check the inseams the elastic.
• 34:02
  And you know. It's breathable.
• 34:07
  Dinosaur Dick friendly. That's horrifying.
• 34:12
  I'm just really hoping. What dinosaur would you pick as
• 34:14
  a roommate? I got to go Brontosaurus because
• 34:20
  then I'm just like taking up lots, you know?
• 34:24
  It's like, what am I going to do?
• 34:26
  I'm just going to have to acquire the neighborhood because
• 34:29
  my brontosaurus needs to land. True and.
• 34:32
  What you're going to fuck with? You're going.
• 34:34
  To fuck with the guy who has a brontosaurus.
• 34:36
  You have open airspace, Yeah, but it's.
• 34:39
  Really, how big is a brontosaurus?
• 34:41
  Like like a house, like way bigger.
• 34:44
  It's not going to mess with anybody.
• 34:47
  Right. Maybe an outer brontosaurus
• 34:50
  because I would like to, I like to breed this thing and like get
• 34:53
  it going, you know, and like because I'm really rich.
• 34:56
  I'm the only one with the extinct, you know these guys are
• 34:58
  already doing it with like. If it's if it's cool, if it's
• 35:02
  cool and it's not going to fuck with me, then yeah, like.
• 35:05
  That's the goal. Some some wild like I don't
• 35:08
  know, like extinct spider that's massive stuff like that dude's
• 35:12
  got like a 5 foot spider. Well, there's.
• 35:15
  Who the fuck wants the five? Foot I got, I got a Titan boa
• 35:20
  boom. No, I want something that's like
• 35:22
  mass marketed bro. I want AI, want a new pet, dogs,
• 35:26
  cats. Here's the third.
• 35:28
  Here's the third alternative. What is it?
• 35:32
  Brontosaurus. Not a brontosaurus.
• 35:34
  Not a brontosaurus. Terrible.
• 35:36
  Gotta be like a baby ass dinosaur that's like cute and
• 35:38
  cuddly. Potbelly dinosaur.
• 35:40
  Like a little. Domesticated.
• 35:44
  Well, that's where you get like a Raptor.
• 35:46
  Raptors are small, if they weren't that big, not as big as
• 35:49
  they're portrayed in. They're not like they're not
• 35:51
  fun, bro. I mean, I guess they're pretty.
• 35:54
  Smart. They're they're chaos reptilian.
• 35:59
  Well, they're fucking dinosaurs. All dinosaurs are reptilian.
• 36:06
  Yeah. News to me.
• 36:10
  Wow. But like sharks and shit rough.
• 36:14
  Oh yeah, those wouldn't, those would be, those are prehistoric
• 36:16
  animals. But dinosaurs are like.
• 36:20
  Just talking about, you know, extinct animals.
• 36:23
  You know, descendants. The early descendants of Draco
• 36:26
  reptilians from the Draco constellation star system that
• 36:30
  live secretly inside the hollow Earth.
• 36:34
  They're extra dimensional beings.
• 36:36
  They feed off of our energy. It's all true.
• 36:44
  I was tripping out about the dinosaurs the other day.
• 36:48
  What were you tripping out about?
• 36:50
  The dinosaurs. Like the like the fact that
• 36:52
  they're reptilian and shit and like so big and then also like
• 36:55
  just like running shit for like hundreds and hundreds of
• 36:58
  millions of years was like they were just like perfectly suited
• 37:01
  for the Earth. And then like a comet hits, not
• 37:07
  a spaceship. Come on.
• 37:09
  Yeah, there's certain periods of dinosaurs that would be
• 37:13
  terrifying. Can't remember if it's a
• 37:15
  Triassic, but there's a certain period where the humidity and
• 37:19
  the moisture was so high that plants were massive, trees were
• 37:24
  massive, and bugs and insects were fucking huge.
• 37:27
  That's when they had like massive ants, massive spiders,
• 37:31
  mosquitoes, like bigger than birds, like really like some
• 37:36
  Jumanji type shit. Yeah, fuck that.
• 37:40
  Like, no thanks. Because there's like, yeah,
• 37:41
  there's an abundance of that. The oxygen levels are just
• 37:45
  extra. High.
• 37:45
  Well, when the oxygen levels are super high, that means you have
• 37:48
  a lot of wildfires because fire can just burn easier with the
• 37:51
  oxygen and then so then the whole plan is on fucking fire
• 37:55
  forever. But then the fire burns out all
• 37:58
  the oxygen and then you get periods of low oxygen and then
• 38:02
  another shit happens. Circle apply therapy question #4
• 38:17
  Which fast food mascot would win in a battle Royale?
• 38:23
  First let me ask you, have you seen or have you heard the song
• 38:28
  Rad Anthem by Rad Omen? Well, they have a video and it's
• 38:37
  cute. It's the Colonel Ronald
• 38:41
  McDonald, the Burger King, jack-in-the-box out parting like
• 38:49
  out on the town parting and they're like doing drugs.
• 38:53
  And then Nick Swartzen comes in as Wendy and a stripper.
• 38:58
  It's like a really cool music video.
• 38:59
  Highly recommend. Anyways, out of those five, plus
• 39:04
  add in whoever, just like Raising Canes have a mascot.
• 39:08
  I don't know, it's like their dog.
• 39:11
  But out of all the mascots, who do you think would win in a
• 39:14
  battle Royale? Who's the hardest?
• 39:15
  I. Mean.
• 39:16
  I'd like to say it's either going to be.
• 39:18
  And we can include, we can include the McDonald's like
• 39:21
  lineup and it doesn't have to just be the main.
• 39:23
  No, no, it's just Ronald. It's just the.
• 39:26
  They have multiple mascots. Yeah, but they're, but the main
• 39:30
  guy is Ronald McDonald, his buddies, those are the friends,
• 39:34
  Ronald and Friend so. Only the gang leaders.
• 39:36
  Trust me, like because Mayor Mccheese is the mayor of all
• 39:40
  McDonald's, he doesn't get enough credit.
• 39:42
  I thought he was just the mayor of the cheese.
• 39:45
  No, he's just Mayor Mccheese. His last name is Mccheese Dog.
• 39:49
  He ain't even on the menu. Oh, secret menu.
• 39:53
  He's a food item that's not on the menu.
• 39:57
  Is Ronald McDonald on the menu? He it's his menu is the.
• 40:00
  Hamburglar on the menu. No, he's that fool.
• 40:04
  He's hanging out with the snitch.
• 40:06
  This dude's stealing his shit all the time and he keeps him
• 40:09
  around. He's crazy.
• 40:11
  That's how you know Ronald writes for his OG homies because
• 40:14
  he like tolerates his dude stealing his burgers all the
• 40:17
  time and nobody knows what grimaces.
• 40:21
  Yeah. No.
• 40:23
  He's my homie though. He's like these like oh shit,
• 40:26
  people like Barney. We should do something like that
• 40:28
  too. What came first, Grimace or
• 40:31
  Barney? Barney's a nice whore dog, true,
• 40:35
  and has dinosaur Dick probably. Probably.
• 40:44
  I don't really hope that I don't name the, I just really hope I
• 40:46
  don't name the audio dinosaur Dick when I get there.
• 40:49
  The the king or Jack in my as I love Jack, I love you.
• 40:53
  I miss jack-in-the-box commercials with the character
• 40:56
  of Jack. Those were fantastic, great ad
• 40:59
  campaigns. I was wondering if like, did
• 41:01
  Devin use the same guy's voice the whole time and how I think
• 41:04
  so. How paid is that motherfucker?
• 41:07
  'Cause I and I used to like it, he would go into, like into a
• 41:12
  jack-in-the-box sometimes and they would have like pictures of
• 41:16
  Jack, like in frames like throughout the restaurant.
• 41:19
  I just wanted to Jack one of them so bad all the time 'cause
• 41:22
  it'd be like him and like him and.
• 41:24
  From do I so you can Jack off to one of them.
• 41:26
  No, it's just funny as shit. Just like that joke.
• 41:30
  And like riding in a helicopter and like doing like random
• 41:33
  action shit. I was like, bro, this is crazy.
• 41:36
  So probably for me, Jack or the King, because I always like the
• 41:39
  King. King's funny Kingdom talk.
• 41:45
  He's just awkward. So he's just funny because he
• 41:47
  just stands there and is like, I just think that's funny.
• 41:53
  He's kind of creepy too. He like pops up.
• 41:58
  OK, I think the Chihuahua from Taco Bell, he's got the drop on
• 42:10
  all these fools. Is that the main?
• 42:17
  Is that the gang leader of Taco Bell?
• 42:23
  You the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.
• 42:27
  Yo Quiero. I hated the Chihuahua.
• 42:32
  It was funny like the first like 2 times and then they just like
• 42:35
  ran it out. They just kept it going and
• 42:37
  going and. Going so so we dealt with
• 42:39
  maxing, we dealt with mocking, we've dealt with water farming.
• 42:42
  This is Andy rage baiting Joseph.
• 42:46
  No, you didn't know. I didn't care.
• 42:48
  I just got, I just got tired of it.
• 42:50
  It was always the same joke. So I don't like there was no
• 42:53
  like progression to it, you know?
• 42:59
  I just had it. I thought, never mind, I'm not
• 43:02
  going to. Say no, no, no.
• 43:04
  Nothing about this, but because I was just thinking of we're
• 43:08
  hitting all the Gen. Z things and then I had this
• 43:11
  other thought, but I'm just not going to say it.
• 43:12
  We're moving on. We're moving on to the articles.
• 43:16
  Joseph, do you need a break? I'm always fine.
• 43:20
  It's you who needs. Breaks.
• 43:21
  OK, we'll take a break. Me motherfucker.
• 43:28
  We'll be right back for the audio.
• 43:29
  We're back in one second. OK, now we are back for the
• 43:37
  topic. Topic Topic number one from the
• 43:41
  API. Don't know if you saw this but
• 43:44
  Jasmine Crockett confirmed security team member killed by
• 43:47
  Dallas police in standoff. So listen to this shit.
• 43:52
  Democratic US Representative Jasmine Crockett on Monday
• 43:55
  confirmed that a 39 year old man who was killed in a standoff
• 43:58
  with Dallas officers last week was a member of her security
• 44:02
  team who have been using a fraudulent identity.
• 44:06
  Damon Mazari Robinson lived as Mike King for years, during
• 44:11
  which he operated a security business that hired off duty
• 44:14
  police officers, Dallas police said Monday morning.
• 44:18
  Robinson's real identity was exposed after Irving police put
• 44:22
  out a bulletin for a vehicle stolen with with a Swiss stolen
• 44:26
  government plates, which a Dallas officer had been seen had
• 44:29
  seen while working with Robinson on his security job six months
• 44:33
  earlier. So he worked a job with he would
• 44:36
  find book jobs for off duty cops.
• 44:39
  One of the guys he booked a job for noticed that the car plates
• 44:43
  the the Fed plates. He had Dallas police who
• 44:51
  attempted to pull him over March 11th.
• 44:53
  He escaped, escaping a brief chase before being located once
• 44:57
  more in a hospital parking garage.
• 44:59
  Officials say after hours of a long standoff with negotiators,
• 45:03
  he took his own life. Our officer shot and killed
• 45:06
  Robinson after he stepped out of the vehicle and drew a handgun.
• 45:10
  So death by cop basically. In a statement posted on social
• 45:13
  media, the Dallas congresswoman confirmed that Robinson had
• 45:17
  helped provide security for her for years and said her team had
• 45:21
  followed U.S. House procedure for contracting
• 45:23
  security. She also said Robinson, acting
• 45:26
  as Mike King, had worked with multiple law enforcement
• 45:28
  agencies, including including Capitol Police.
• 45:32
  Spokesperson with Capitol Police did not respond for a remediate
• 45:35
  request for comment. Crockett said that her team.
• 45:39
  Where did it go? Crockett said that her team was
• 45:43
  unaware that he had been acting under an alias, but that
• 45:45
  Robinson has always maintained positive community relationships
• 45:49
  and never gave any reason to suspect he had misconstrued his
• 45:52
  identity. We are learning about his pet.
• 45:55
  We what we're learning about his past doesn't fit the person we
• 45:58
  knew as Mike King, Crockett said his decade, his death invokes a
• 46:01
  rage of emotions. Our hearts grieve the loss of
• 46:05
  someone we knew and lost. Someone we knew and that lost
• 46:12
  good and and the lost good. That we could have come from his
• 46:15
  redemption. Yeah.
• 46:16
  I mean, this is fucking crazy. That's crazy that this dude's
• 46:21
  like dunge gigs with capital police, worked with other
• 46:24
  government agencies, all under an assumed alias, running around
• 46:29
  in cars with stolen plates, fed plates.
• 46:34
  I'm surprised like it doesn't happen more often.
• 46:37
  You think, but that's such a. Weird with like the incompetent
• 46:40
  ass people that Trump's like put in here twice now. 2 terms.
• 46:45
  True, but this isn't, you know, this is Texas, so it's a.
• 46:48
  Little like they've got a better record.
• 46:50
  Yeah, yeah. Greg Abbott knows what he's
• 46:53
  doing. He's rolling us into the future.
• 46:56
  Yeah, rolling you back. And Richards?
• 47:02
  Cool. His emergency brakes are.
• 47:05
  Loose but this is pretty crazy and the fact that he got in a
• 47:10
  standoff that whenever this first came out they made it seem
• 47:12
  like it was her like head of security, but I guess he just
• 47:16
  like worked in contact with her and other people in her team.
• 47:19
  But I mean, either way, it's wild whenever somebody who's
• 47:22
  working security for. Somebody politician.
• 47:29
  Yeah, a high profile politician is getting in police chases
• 47:32
  where they're taking their own lives in a hospital parking lot.
• 47:35
  That's crazy. I mean, this isn't that, not
• 47:39
  even close. But I remember it was a scandal
• 47:42
  when Barack, or as our president would say, Barack Hussein Obama
• 47:48
  when he was president, they went down to South America for, you
• 47:53
  know, to the Southern Americas, I should say to our Latin
• 47:56
  audience, because they don't call it South America.
• 47:58
  He went down there for like a trip usually like and hit a
• 48:01
  couple countries and the Secret Service.
• 48:04
  They all got a bunch of prostitutes and work got caught
• 48:08
  like with like 6 like prostitutes like in Brazil.
• 48:12
  And it was like such a fucking like huge deal because it's
• 48:14
  like, because that is, that is like the how you honey pot, like
• 48:17
  how you get to a fucking president is like through like a
• 48:20
  fucking hot chick. Like, you know, in a foreign
• 48:22
  country, like that's, it's like that's what you don't do Secret
• 48:26
  Service. And I think maybe like drugs are
• 48:27
  involved actually. I remember hearing about that
• 48:31
  and there was drugs involved. It was like coke and ecstasy.
• 48:33
  But I mean, of course you're in Brazil, bro, But I mean, at the
• 48:36
  same time, you're the secret fucking service and you're
• 48:38
  supposed to have like passed a, you know, but like like that
• 48:42
  fucking for some reason, secret services, like super small, like
• 48:46
  a not on like and then like also like not funded.
• 48:49
  Well, and it's, it's like, I don't even get what we're doing.
• 48:52
  We spend a trillion dollars on the military.
• 48:53
  We can't, we can't like get the fucking commander in chief like
• 48:57
  on lockdown, you know, but it's supposed to be.
• 49:01
  It's especially with all the fucking like attempts on the
• 49:04
  presidents throughout the years. When we're hiring outs or
• 49:06
  contracting outside firms to do this, we end up being like a
• 49:10
  fake Mike King. He's like, I'm right.
• 49:12
  And what's even her? She's from, it looks bad for the
• 49:15
  president to be like, yo, I want to I want like 100 million more
• 49:18
  dollars for my security. And it's like, you know, and I
• 49:21
  probably would bitch about that with Trump, but it's like, Nah,
• 49:23
  dude. The dude's like been shot at.
• 49:24
  Like can we get the fucking security right?
• 49:27
  But what doesn't make sense is that they noticed the plate six
• 49:32
  months previous and then then on the 11th, they're now they're
• 49:37
  catching him like so I guess was he just, he's just, was it in
• 49:41
  Dallas or was just roaming around and they let him walk
• 49:43
  around for six months knowing that he had fake plates Because
• 49:47
  that's what originally like, right.
• 49:48
  It's from another job where the guy noticed him six months
• 49:51
  later. They're trying to track him the
• 49:53
  year in a high speed chase. So there's like a big gap in
• 49:56
  time. You think they're like, oh, he's
• 49:58
  on Jasmine cross detail. Let it let.
• 50:00
  Let's see what happens. I'm seamless, dude.
• 50:02
  That's what it is. He knew.
• 50:04
  He knew something. That's crazy though.
• 50:06
  That's fucked up. That's super crazy and it's
• 50:08
  wild. Like you said, you're surprised
• 50:10
  it doesn't happen more. I mean, yes, I could see why
• 50:14
  you'd say that. And that's scary because that
• 50:17
  shouldn't happen at all. You shouldn't have people
• 50:19
  working working under fake names protecting high profile
• 50:23
  politicians, OK. But like there's fucking how
• 50:26
  many like agencies across the world that are that try every
• 50:31
  year to get somebody like that into the.
• 50:34
  No. And that's what I'm saying.
• 50:35
  This is more proof, yeah, that they're just that they're.
• 50:38
  I'm not saying this guy's like a foreign plan or anything.
• 50:40
  I'm just saying like, like that's just one Ave.
• 50:43
  And then there's also, you know, like even even like fucking like
• 50:46
  allies probably try to, you know, swoop into like Bill, did
• 50:51
  you like heard this like that? And I don't know if it's true
• 50:54
  because it's like fucking IG reals or TikTok or the other,
• 50:56
  you know, but it sounds right just knowing what we know.
• 51:00
  Like how Israel just was like infiltrated, like the IRGC, the
• 51:05
  Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps and like we could just
• 51:08
  like picking off fools and everybody in Hezbollah, you
• 51:10
  know, with a motherfuking beeper and a walkie-talkie.
• 51:13
  I heard that they had a like anti Mossad wing in the IRGC and
• 51:18
  it was run all by Mossad agents. Like everybody in there was a
• 51:22
  Mossad. Like working for the Mossad.
• 51:27
  Sounds right to me. No, I mean, I've, I think
• 51:30
  they're the the Massada, like probably the scariest
• 51:33
  intelligence agency. OK, but I'll and they, it's
• 51:37
  like, like we've seen what they did, like they already were on
• 51:41
  point and then we saw all the shit that they've done recently.
• 51:44
  So I don't want to take anything away from them, No.
• 51:45
  The beepers the. Beepers, but there's also like
• 51:47
  clout, like I think like, you know, it's like they also
• 51:51
  benefit from you thinking that, you know.
• 51:55
  No, but there was like what? The remote?
• 51:56
  Like the remote controlled motorcycle with guns on it.
• 52:00
  They killed. They killed a nuclear scientist.
• 52:03
  Yeah, the beeper. That was the original like what
• 52:05
  the what are they doing now? It was like a drone motorcycle
• 52:08
  and that and that was like back in like 20, like 19.
• 52:13
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:14
  And then now it's just off the fucking rails.
• 52:17
  Like they killed the head of Hezbollah while he was in a
• 52:25
  guest house in Tehran right after the inauguration of the
• 52:29
  president of Iran. So he's a guest of this, like
• 52:34
  the new president and the Iran regime, they put him in a guest
• 52:37
  house and and Israel had already put a bomb in there three months
• 52:41
  before. And then they heard, they heard
• 52:42
  he was in there and just turn it on.
• 52:45
  It's in like, like, what's going on?
• 52:48
  Why? It's like, is Iran just Israel?
• 52:55
  No, but I mean, it's crazy how they've infiltrated them.
• 52:58
  Yeah, no, I mean that's a. And maybe, maybe so if you think
• 53:02
  about how much they've infiltrated them, how much of
• 53:04
  the infiltrated motherfucking United States government Secret
• 53:08
  Service. Also, this is what I wanted to
• 53:10
  bring up, not sound like a fucking conspiracy theorist, but
• 53:13
  we all were like talking about Jeffrey Epstein being like
• 53:15
  connected with the Mossad, right and over.
• 53:19
  And I think like partially Donald Trump's starting wars out
• 53:22
  of fucking nowhere because distract from the Epstein files
• 53:26
  and who's leading them around. The motherfucking Netanyahu and
• 53:29
  the Mossad. You know, he, they even said it,
• 53:31
  Israel was going to hit him. So they were going to hit us and
• 53:33
  then we had to hit them. It's like, who's the fucking
• 53:35
  superpower here? Don't you think Israel knows
• 53:40
  what's in the Epstein files? Yeah, that's what the that's
• 53:42
  what. Yeah, that's the whole right.
• 53:44
  So instead of Putin have like the piss tape, it's then, yeah,
• 53:48
  we got the motherfucking Epstein files.
• 53:50
  So that's what we're doing. Everything they need, they want
• 53:52
  us to do. Well, we didn't talk.
• 53:55
  About allegedly. Allegedly.
• 53:57
  Because it came out afterwards there was that person who stole
• 54:00
  the entirety of the Epstein files.
• 54:02
  You've heard about this, correct?
• 54:03
  No, but I cannot. That's another thing.
• 54:05
  I can't believe it hasn't been. Back in 2000, back in 2003,
• 54:09
  somebody broke into remotely broke into two. 1003.
• 54:14
  Or 2023. I was like what I was like. 2023
• 54:18
  Someone broke and hacked a remote computer that was left
• 54:22
  unlocked from outside the FBI. Hunter Biden's laptop.
• 54:26
  Downloaded 500 terabytes of unredacted files, videos, took
• 54:32
  everything and then deleted it. Then they had to go back and try
• 54:37
  to recoup all of it and got back like 4 to 450 terabytes.
• 54:43
  So there's like 50. So somewhere floating out there,
• 54:45
  there's like 50 to 100 terabytes of stuff, plus the unredacted
• 54:51
  original 400 that were there. Somebody has had this in their
• 54:55
  possession since 2023. Somebody stole the Epstein files
• 55:00
  from the FBI, then deleted it, and then they recovered.
• 55:03
  It and it's not even that it's not even that the Mossad in
• 55:05
  Israel had the Epstein files. They have like the information
• 55:07
  that was happening with Epstein in, you know, during, in real
• 55:10
  time, you know, it's like. True, but that's but that's
• 55:13
  crazy to think that somebody out there has it unredacted.
• 55:17
  It's not even crazy to think I did.
• 55:19
  Did they not say they had to like, hire tons and tons of
• 55:21
  lawyers to redact all this shit? Like, like, think about how many
• 55:25
  people have seen this shit, you know, like.
• 55:27
  Well, no, but I'm saying so somebody stole all of it,
• 55:29
  unredacted everything. Right, And I guarantee you he's
• 55:33
  not that he or she or they is not the only person who's done
• 55:36
  that is what I'm trying to say. I feel like that this has got to
• 55:40
  be flown out there everywhere. It's like, you know, hey Russia,
• 55:42
  if you're out there, release the Epstein files.
• 55:46
  No, I mean, the FBI had have the had it and then so they had a
• 55:52
  security data breach, freaked out and then realized that
• 55:55
  that's what was taken. But I mean, think about how long
• 55:57
  they've had these files, how many people like how how
• 56:00
  valuable they are, how many people's hands they've been
• 56:03
  through, how many administrations it's been
• 56:05
  through. You're telling me this that
• 56:07
  there's only one copy floating around with 50 terabytes
• 56:10
  missing? Well, there's, well, there's
• 56:12
  there's one person who has that. That's OK.
• 56:15
  That's who has who has all the information unredacted.
• 56:19
  OK, well that sounds like a, it's like Natashi, you know, for
• 56:24
  with the Bitcoin wallet. Yeah, I mean, whoever's got it,
• 56:28
  that's why they're saying like it's interesting that they slow
• 56:30
  play it and dribble out information because that means
• 56:33
  that whatever they're withholding, they know that
• 56:36
  somebody has copies of whatever the information they're
• 56:40
  withholding. So it's like, so why wouldn't
• 56:42
  you just release everything? Because that person, because
• 56:46
  you've created a blackmail scenario so that if that
• 56:49
  country, let's say that country is Israel, let's say it's
• 56:53
  Uzbekistan, somebody out there. Listening to the pot.
• 56:57
  You have you have the opportunity to that the
• 57:00
  president's compromised and you can get him to do things that he
• 57:03
  normally wouldn't do and hold that information over his head.
• 57:06
  He's the most. Blackmailable President.
• 57:08
  We've, I mean, and that's imaginable.
• 57:11
  And it's so, and that's where they're saying is like, yeah, I
• 57:14
  agree with you. It has to be so bad for them to
• 57:17
  go along with the blackmail plot and not just release it.
• 57:21
  It has to be so bad for it to be for that to be the case.
• 57:24
  Because if it was the opposite, then if they just released it
• 57:27
  all, then it would be like a political just nuclear fallout,
• 57:31
  right? So they can't, so they have to.
• 57:34
  Yeah, and us using our imaginations of how bad it is,
• 57:38
  they would rather that than actually tell us how bad it is
• 57:41
  because it's that bad. I mean, dude, of course it's bad
• 57:45
  of what the fuck? How do you just like, how are
• 57:48
  you friends with this dude? And we know Donald Trump's a
• 57:51
  motherfucking like sexual abuser.
• 57:53
  Like he's already been convicted.
• 57:55
  I I got, I got the term right. So don't sue us.
• 57:58
  And and you know, it's like, come on, man.
• 58:00
  He said on tape he grabs him by the pussy and he's hanging out
• 58:04
  with a motherfucker who, you know, it's like, come on, it's
• 58:07
  only Donald Trump that can get away with us like this.
• 58:10
  Like weird. That's the real Donald.
• 58:12
  Like deranged. What is it called?
• 58:14
  Like a. Trump Derangement Syndrome.
• 58:17
  That's the Trump Derangement Syndrome that we just let you
• 58:19
  know that shit slide. Like it, like him just saying,
• 58:22
  like contradicting himself in the same sentence, falling
• 58:25
  asleep everywhere, like fucking bruises on his neck and his
• 58:28
  hands. You know, it's like, come on,
• 58:30
  man, it's obese. Article #2 from NPR and KERA.
• 58:38
  Arizona's attorney general is accusing Karl Kalshy that's it
• 58:44
  Kalshy of operating illegal gambling business in the first
• 58:47
  ever criminal charges filed against a wildly popular
• 58:51
  prediction market site where people bet billions of dollars a
• 58:55
  week wondering on sports elections and what politicians
• 58:58
  will say during public appearances.
• 59:01
  State prosecutors allege that Khalshi, which is based in New
• 59:06
  York City, is running an unlicensed online gambling
• 59:09
  operation that and lets residents bet on sports and
• 59:12
  elections without ever receiving approval from the Arizona
• 59:16
  regulators. Sports spending is regulated by
• 59:19
  an Arizona Gambling Commission and gambling on elections is
• 59:22
  illegal in the state. There are more than 20 civil
• 59:25
  lawsuits over Kalshi's legal status, but Arizona is the first
• 59:29
  state to allege that the company is committed criminal
• 59:32
  violations. While Kaushi executives are not
• 59:35
  named as defendants in the charging documents, misdemeanor
• 59:38
  convictions in the state could include assets, forfeiture and
• 59:42
  possibilities of jail time. Rather than work within the
• 59:45
  legal frameworks that states like Arizona have established,
• 59:49
  Kaushi is running on federal is running to a federal court to
• 59:53
  avoid accountability, the state attorney general said.
• 59:57
  Cauchy's spokesperson called the criminal charges seriously
• 1:00:00
  flawed and meritless, vowing to fight the case.
• 1:00:04
  Thoughts. I mean, to me this is it's weird
• 1:00:10
  because it's like I feel like three different things, like
• 1:00:16
  calci and polymarket. I think it's like the most
• 1:00:20
  freedom, like American things to be like, let people like most
• 1:00:24
  capitalistic thing like ever, you know, like to just like bet
• 1:00:27
  on outcomes. And then like there was this
• 1:00:29
  whole thing about like the wisdom of crowds thing like
• 1:00:32
  where it's like these are better than polls.
• 1:00:34
  But then now there's this thing where it's like like when it's
• 1:00:36
  like they're affecting the polls, where it's like, you
• 1:00:39
  know, mom Donnie's like up 90% in the on the on Poly market.
• 1:00:43
  Then like people aren't going to go out and vote.
• 1:00:45
  So that's the thing. I think this is going to be
• 1:00:47
  super toxic for like fucking 18 to like 32 year old men or just
• 1:00:52
  even more than that, like with it because it is gambling.
• 1:00:56
  Like what the fuck are we talking about?
• 1:00:59
  And that's been already a fucking problem like with
• 1:01:01
  DraftKings and like, you know, like shit like that.
• 1:01:04
  So this is like really bad. Like the next level?
• 1:01:07
  Yeah. And like, out of all the
• 1:01:09
  addictions in the world, the gambling addiction has the
• 1:01:13
  highest suicide rate because like, if you're like a meth
• 1:01:16
  addict, like people can tell that you're on meth, you know,
• 1:01:18
  and try to get you help. Or if you're an alcoholic, same
• 1:01:20
  thing. But with gambling addiction, you
• 1:01:22
  can't really see it. And then people just get into
• 1:01:24
  fucking debt and they end up like taking their own life.
• 1:01:27
  So that's a fucking problem. And, and it affects men like 5
• 1:01:33
  times more like, or men are like 10 times more like likely to
• 1:01:36
  gamble and like 4 times more likely to commit suicide.
• 1:01:39
  So it's like a fucking like, you know, that, you know, it's a
• 1:01:42
  bad, it's a bad combo. That being said, everybody's a
• 1:01:46
  grown ass person, you know, and this is America.
• 1:01:50
  It should be regulated though, I think.
• 1:01:53
  Yeah. And then the other point is that
• 1:01:56
  all the insider trading that's going on on it, you know, that
• 1:01:59
  it's not regulated at all. So then like, fucking dudes are
• 1:02:03
  like betting on like, are we going to take out like Maduro in
• 1:02:06
  Venezuela and getting 400 grand, like, by picking the exact date,
• 1:02:10
  Like who did, who knew? You know, it's like, and yeah,
• 1:02:14
  so it's like, like people in the Trump administration are like
• 1:02:17
  betting on this. And it's like, how do you
• 1:02:19
  regulate the and and Polymarket, which is also our boy Peter
• 1:02:24
  Thiel. Did you know that Peter Thiel
• 1:02:27
  and, and Donald Trump Junior, Donald Trump Junior is on the
• 1:02:30
  motherfucking board? Like everybody's all worried
• 1:02:32
  about Hunter body and getting $1,000,000 over at like some gas
• 1:02:35
  pump in Ukraine. Meanwhile, like he's like on the
• 1:02:39
  Poly market board. Donald Trump Junior, you don't
• 1:02:40
  think he gets like inside information?
• 1:02:42
  And then like in effect, like the bets like, are you fucking
• 1:02:44
  kidding me, Peter Thiel? So they just said that they're
• 1:02:46
  going to add in Palantir, the fucking AI that, you know, like
• 1:02:50
  Israel's using to like target people.
• 1:02:54
  And so Peter Thiel's also, you know, like the founder of
• 1:02:57
  Palantir. So they're going to use Palantir
• 1:03:00
  to that, try to like to go over sports contracts and then like
• 1:03:04
  rich, see if there's anything like weird going on with the
• 1:03:07
  bets, like insider trading with sports.
• 1:03:09
  But it's like, dude, like that should be regulated by like a
• 1:03:12
  government, not Peter Fucking too.
• 1:03:14
  Well, Speaking of Polymarket, this Week in Israeli Journal has
• 1:03:17
  said he received a barrage of death threats after Polymarket
• 1:03:20
  traders pressured him to change details in a story about an
• 1:03:24
  Iranian bombing so the betters who wagered on whether it was a
• 1:03:28
  missile or a drone or something else could cash out.
• 1:03:32
  Despite the threats, he did not change the story.
• 1:03:34
  Paulie Markovas condemned the threats and said they will ban
• 1:03:37
  traders who harass the journalist.
• 1:03:39
  I saw, like, I listened to a longer segment about this
• 1:03:42
  earlier. But yeah, they were like, you
• 1:03:43
  need to change your story. You need to change the article
• 1:03:46
  because they just wanted to win their bats.
• 1:03:48
  So they were like, harassing this dude, doxing him, doxing
• 1:03:51
  his family because he wouldn't change his story.
• 1:03:56
  Yeah, like, you have like, 82. You have 98 hours.
• 1:04:00
  Stupid because like, but think about this like, you know, in
• 1:04:03
  like football, right, the NFL, like there's somebody up there
• 1:04:06
  who, who's scoring it, whether it's like 1/2 sack or a full
• 1:04:09
  sack, you know, and you can bet on that.
• 1:04:11
  So it's like people, you know, like that should exist, you
• 1:04:14
  know? Yeah, a little prop bets, but
• 1:04:18
  this is totally different it. Is it is, But I'm saying there's
• 1:04:21
  always like well. Bets on war and assassinations
• 1:04:24
  are illegal under US y'all under U.S. law.
• 1:04:27
  That has not stopped Polymarkets Overseas site from regularly
• 1:04:31
  listing betting markets involving conflict and death,
• 1:04:34
  and since by the popularity of such betting, lawmakers in
• 1:04:37
  Washington have introduced legislation to further crack
• 1:04:41
  down on the prediction market industry.
• 1:04:44
  Yeah, I think Polymarket's based in London and what I know, so I
• 1:04:49
  don't, so don't quote me on all this, but I, but I know for like
• 1:04:53
  the reason why I can play online poker in California is because
• 1:04:57
  the site that I used is offshore.
• 1:05:00
  And and so playing online poker in the United States, right,
• 1:05:05
  federally is legal, but it, it's just up to the states to
• 1:05:08
  regulate. So in California it's not, but
• 1:05:12
  as long as the offshore site is following federal law, then it's
• 1:05:15
  legal and then I file my taxes and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:05:18
  So that's probably that. Like why?
• 1:05:20
  That's probably why Polly Market can have you bet on wars and get
• 1:05:27
  away with it versus I don't know if Cauchy has that on there, you
• 1:05:30
  know, except for on Cauchy's like motherfucking commercials.
• 1:05:33
  They like, they do have you betting on war.
• 1:05:35
  It's like chances the Spartans are going to win the fucking
• 1:05:38
  war. You know, it's like so I don't
• 1:05:41
  know. Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  But I've been betting on elections like even before these
• 1:05:45
  two fuckers came around. Like in the sports book?
• 1:05:49
  Yeah, but this has made it like so.
• 1:05:51
  And popular, yeah. Yeah, popular.
• 1:05:53
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:54
  But yeah, it was like niche like that.
• 1:05:55
  I could do it. It got really big during the
• 1:05:58
  election, like the most recent. Election and it was like heavy
• 1:06:02
  it was like it said like that Trump was going to win by big
• 1:06:05
  and that that's why this blew up was because it the polls out of
• 1:06:08
  close and Polymarket didn't and Polymarket was closer to the
• 1:06:12
  actual results except for Kamala really only lost by less than
• 1:06:15
  2%, like 1 1/2 percent. Yeah, article #3 drugs judge
• 1:06:23
  strikes down law mandating schools display the 10
• 1:06:26
  commandments. So we had something similar to
• 1:06:28
  this in Texas and you have to have the 10 commandments posted
• 1:06:32
  in Louisiana different in Arkansas law require.
• 1:06:36
  Sorry. Yeah, this is Baton Rouge, LA.
• 1:06:38
  In Arkansas, law requiring the 10 commandments be predominantly
• 1:06:41
  displayed in public school classrooms was struck down by a
• 1:06:44
  federal judge Monday. The laws among those pushed by
• 1:06:48
  Republicans, including Donald Trump, to incorporate religion
• 1:06:50
  in public schools. Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas
• 1:06:53
  have all enacted similar laws requiring 10 commandments be
• 1:06:57
  displayed in classrooms. And as such, each mandate has
• 1:07:00
  faced legal challenge and that many expect to eventually be
• 1:07:06
  decided by the US Supreme Court. Here's a closer look at the
• 1:07:10
  status of the mandates. Last year, 7 Arkansas families
• 1:07:13
  of various religious and non religious backgrounds filed A
• 1:07:17
  lawsuit challenging the state's new law.
• 1:07:20
  Yeah, I mean, that's like that's easy.
• 1:07:22
  If I if you have kids and they're doing that and they're
• 1:07:24
  not that you could say easy lawsuit, easy lawsuit.
• 1:07:29
  Did you hear my dog screw? She was like asleep and I went
• 1:07:34
  to go better and she was like like that like those.
• 1:07:38
  I was like what the fuck dude. Most of the 10 commandments
• 1:07:43
  aren't even actual laws. Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  What the fuck are we doing First Amendment like that?
• 1:07:51
  The first fucking like amendment of the Constitution is like.
• 1:07:55
  Yeah. Critics argue that the mandate
• 1:07:57
  is unconstitutional and violates separation of church and state.
• 1:08:01
  Proponents of the legislation say the 10 commandments have
• 1:08:04
  historical significance and are part of our found are part of
• 1:08:07
  the foundation of the United States.
• 1:08:09
  God is not mentioned one time in the Constitution at all.
• 1:08:13
  Ever. Not once, except for at the very
• 1:08:16
  end when it says in the year of our Lord, like 1980 whatever or
• 1:08:20
  1780 whatever. The fuck would win this in the
• 1:08:22
  Constitution? I shouldn't say whatever the
• 1:08:26
  fuck, I should know that number, but.
• 1:08:27
  On Monday, the Circuit Court Judge Timothy Timothy L Brooks
• 1:08:31
  said in a written judgment that nothing could possibly justify
• 1:08:35
  hanging the 10 commandments with or without historical context in
• 1:08:38
  a caucus, chemistry, French or woodworking class, to name a
• 1:08:43
  few. He was nominated by Barack
• 1:08:45
  Hussein Obama and went to write that there is no need to stay in
• 1:08:49
  our minds to imagine a constitutional display mandated
• 1:08:53
  by the 2025 law. I mean, that's the whole thing
• 1:08:56
  that that got me worked up with it when it they were starting in
• 1:08:59
  Texas. It's like you can't do that.
• 1:09:01
  Can't use public public school funds to subject people to
• 1:09:05
  private school ideologies and do that.
• 1:09:09
  Like that's just bullshit. Like if I'm in college and I
• 1:09:11
  decide to go to TCU and I want to be a doctor and I'm a Muslim,
• 1:09:16
  I'm going to have to take some sort of theology class on
• 1:09:19
  Christianity. I'm going to TCU.
• 1:09:21
  It is a private university. They are privately funded.
• 1:09:24
  They do not take state dollars when it comes to the operation
• 1:09:28
  of their school. That's their business.
• 1:09:30
  I knew that when I signed up. It'd be the same with SMU,
• 1:09:33
  Abilene, Christian, Liberty University.
• 1:09:37
  I mean, shit, you go to BYU, you can't drink and you can't fuck.
• 1:09:40
  Like there's lots of rules that come with some of these
• 1:09:43
  religious schools. It's just a part of it.
• 1:09:45
  But you sign up and agree to that.
• 1:09:47
  Like that's something you choose to do.
• 1:09:49
  You know you're getting into it when you go to that either
• 1:09:52
  private school or public university that has some.
• 1:09:55
  I thought you could do. You can't do anal Abu, are you?
• 1:09:59
  I mean, you might be able to, I don't know, or soaking or
• 1:10:02
  whatever they call it, but you. But you can't.
• 1:10:06
  Soaking. Start paying your boys.
• 1:10:08
  But you can't force people. I can't say, hey, I'm going to.
• 1:10:13
  You're the future, your future and your college.
• 1:10:18
  If your college choice is going to be decided on you taking a
• 1:10:21
  class that on a religion that you don't believe in and you
• 1:10:25
  have to take tests on it. And if you don't pass and you
• 1:10:27
  don't get to graduate high school, that's super fucked.
• 1:10:30
  That's just fucked. That's like, OK, you're not
• 1:10:35
  Jewish, but you are going to have a bat mitzvah and you have
• 1:10:38
  to read from the Torah in front of everybody.
• 1:10:40
  And if you can't get it, then you don't get to have your
• 1:10:42
  regular birthday party. You'd be like, what the fuck,
• 1:10:45
  dude? It like it doesn't make sense.
• 1:10:47
  Like that's there's no like you, you can't have and your outcome
• 1:10:51
  determined by that, especially when it's something you're
• 1:10:53
  raised just not believing. And I'm glad to see somebody
• 1:10:57
  have enough sense to to strike it down.
• 1:11:00
  And it's not because if you're Christian you're wrong or you
• 1:11:03
  believe that you're wrong, but it's like that's it's wrong to
• 1:11:07
  project your personal opinions and believe.
• 1:11:09
  Some other people, that's what they're doing here too.
• 1:11:12
  Yeah, it's a. 100% that's all it is.
• 1:11:14
  Yeah, it's a power move. It's like, it's not like we like
• 1:11:17
  there's some sort of utility to having the motherfucking 10
• 1:11:20
  commandments like in Eyesight. Yeah, it's like.
• 1:11:23
  It's like a flex, you know, like and like and then like hearing
• 1:11:28
  like a fucking Mike Johnson mad MAGA.
• 1:11:30
  Mike Johnson, who thinks like morality is looking at his like
• 1:11:34
  son's porn and having his son look at his porn.
• 1:11:37
  Like like him talk about like Sharia law and shit, like United
• 1:11:40
  States. Like where the fuck is this
• 1:11:42
  happening? Dude?
• 1:11:43
  Like, like dudes would show up with like fucking machine guns
• 1:11:46
  and like kill these people if they're doing Sharia law.
• 1:11:48
  Well, they point at a lot of these, like Muslim communities
• 1:11:51
  in Texas that have opened up, but where they really freak out
• 1:11:55
  and they build like statues and churches and churches, like
• 1:11:59
  mosques and all sorts of stuff. Like the good old boys aren't
• 1:12:02
  still in charge like at the. But like where I tell them too,
• 1:12:04
  though, is I'm like, man, if I lived in Texas and that was my
• 1:12:07
  community, I'd be terrified to run around the way things, the
• 1:12:10
  way that people say. So you're shocked that they like
• 1:12:13
  find areas and start communities where they all kind of live in
• 1:12:16
  close proximity and are similar minded?
• 1:12:19
  Like that's totally normal. I don't understand why that's
• 1:12:21
  such a big. Deal that they're.
• 1:12:22
  Choosing to do that. Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Like, like, like they're choosing to do that because
• 1:12:26
  you're so unassimilated. You you so don't want to bring
• 1:12:30
  them into the fold of this community.
• 1:12:32
  So they're just going to start their own.
• 1:12:34
  Yeah, No shit. And that's them saying like, so
• 1:12:37
  there was a vote on the ballot this year in Texas was like,
• 1:12:41
  should Texas ban Sharia law? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:44
  Like, what are you talking? It's banned by the Constitution.
• 1:12:48
  You don't need to ban Sharia law.
• 1:12:50
  We don't have Sharia law in the United States.
• 1:12:52
  Like, it's insane. It's so fucking racist, dude.
• 1:12:56
  It's like we have Chinatown, you know?
• 1:12:58
  Like, you know, it's like everywhere.
• 1:13:00
  Like it's like we don't say like that they're going to start like
• 1:13:02
  communism. Do we Like shut the fuck up?
• 1:13:05
  Yeah, it's. Pretty crazy they're you racist
• 1:13:08
  fucks like. Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  So it's good to see a federal judge being like, no, that helps
• 1:13:14
  at least set some sort of precedent, bark things up the
• 1:13:17
  tree. Because like you said, all of
• 1:13:18
  these cases are probably going to end up in front of the
• 1:13:20
  Supreme Court at some point and they're going to have to make a
• 1:13:23
  decision. I don't know if they're going to
• 1:13:28
  make the right one or not, but the IT just, I'm just always
• 1:13:32
  been perplexed by the whole thing is you saw this really
• 1:13:35
  start up coming out of COVID. I just find it funny.
• 1:13:38
  It's like they think having that post it up is going to stop like
• 1:13:42
  something bad from happening at the school or you know, it's no,
• 1:13:46
  it's just there you have to and it's like an exact size frame,
• 1:13:51
  like that exact style that it has to be.
• 1:13:56
  And who's making these dudes like Trump Bibles?
• 1:13:58
  Like whoever makes those. Yeah, I'm sure there's somebody
• 1:14:01
  who makes them. Yeah, I know.
• 1:14:07
  But I'm saying like, are they profiting off of it?
• 1:14:09
  Oh, there's somebody who's. Right.
• 1:14:12
  Like someone's like. Finally, I told you guys
• 1:14:15
  printing off all those copies. No, no, this is baked in.
• 1:14:18
  They're like, This is why this even started.
• 1:14:20
  It was like one of these. It's all it's it's like
• 1:14:23
  Valentine's Day with like selling more cards.
• 1:14:25
  It's like they're only doing this OK.
• 1:14:29
  Get off those 10 commandments. I believe it's the reptilians.
• 1:14:32
  The fucking Republican Tilians. Republic Tilians.
• 1:14:37
  Yeah, Repub. Yeah, Repubtilians.
• 1:14:42
  Reptilians. Last article US CS gas prices
• 1:14:54
  jumped to the highest level since 2023 as Iran war drags on
• 1:14:59
  The Iran war has rattled the few global flow has rattled the
• 1:15:04
  global flow of oil, which. Cheaper fuel costs are
• 1:15:07
  restraining households worldwide and in the US, drivers are
• 1:15:11
  facing the highest prices they've seen at the pump in
• 1:15:14
  nearly 2 1/2 years. According to the motor club AAA,
• 1:15:17
  the average price of a gallon of regular gasoline has jumped to
• 1:15:21
  379 on Tuesday, up from 2, up from 298.
• 1:15:26
  Consumers were paying before the the wants to swore in the it's
• 1:15:32
  February 28th. Yeah, it's pretty hard.
• 1:15:35
  I mean, there's there's times are times are tough for
• 1:15:37
  everybody right now. Amanda Ask Louisiana residents
• 1:15:40
  said The Associated Press to The Associated Press while filling
• 1:15:45
  up her car tank last week. I'm getting way less gas and
• 1:15:48
  paying way more money. She isn't alone.
• 1:15:50
  Paying at the pump has been one of the most immediate economic
• 1:15:53
  impacts of the conflict because the price of crude oil, the main
• 1:15:57
  ingredient gasoline, has soared and swim rapidly in recent weeks
• 1:16:02
  to the ongoing supply chain distribution disruptions and
• 1:16:06
  cuts from major producers across the Middle East.
• 1:16:09
  Brent Brent crude, the international standard, was
• 1:16:13
  trading at one O 2A barrel on Tuesday, up roughly from 70 just
• 1:16:18
  weeks ago. That's doubled because a few
• 1:16:21
  weeks before that it was a 51 thing.
• 1:16:24
  That hasn't I've heard a couple people touch on.
• 1:16:26
  But we also did like ease up on sanctions on Russia.
• 1:16:30
  So now Russia is selling oil like twice as twice as much per
• 1:16:34
  barrel, which like, is that a coincidence?
• 1:16:36
  You, you fucking Russkies like like yeah, I said it, OK?
• 1:16:41
  Listen to this fucking 40 chess that Trump did.
• 1:16:44
  We're spending a billion dollars a day bombing Iran.
• 1:16:50
  Meanwhile gas has gone the way the barrel of oil prices of way
• 1:16:55
  the fuck up. Gas is now up, you know, way the
• 1:16:58
  fuck up. And in order to try to like
• 1:17:00
  lower the gas, we ease sanctions on Russia.
• 1:17:03
  So now Russia's getting like fucking $2 billion so they can
• 1:17:07
  go fund their motherfucking murderous war in Ukraine.
• 1:17:11
  So like and and the only oil tankers getting through the
• 1:17:17
  Strait of Hormuz, our Iranian oil tankers going to China
• 1:17:21
  because we don't want to fucking like, you know, so Iran.
• 1:17:27
  'S they let, I think they let India let they let India get a
• 1:17:31
  couple through. OK, but Iran's getting their oil
• 1:17:33
  through. Yeah.
• 1:17:35
  The United States is is or it's really we only get like 1 or 2%
• 1:17:39
  allegedly, but that sounds right to me.
• 1:17:41
  Like, but it's like fucking Japan gets 90% of it like China
• 1:17:45
  or in China it's like 90%. And then like the UK, like a
• 1:17:48
  bunch of the Europeans get a lot of their oil from their the
• 1:17:51
  straighter most Hormuz as well. My point is everything's cool
• 1:17:56
  with Iran's oil getting the fuck out, which they're supposed to
• 1:17:59
  be sanctioned anyways, But but like the the good guys, quote UN
• 1:18:03
  quote. Well, it's not, it's not yeah,
• 1:18:05
  yeah, it's not getting out, bro. So I mean, and Russia's now
• 1:18:09
  getting paid like, and now Russia's getting like allowed to
• 1:18:11
  sell their oil. It's because we don't want to
• 1:18:13
  like it to go up even higher. And then now Japan is Japan like
• 1:18:17
  has like a huge supply of like reserves.
• 1:18:20
  They just released their reserves to try to like, like,
• 1:18:24
  like taper the shit off. So like all together, I think
• 1:18:27
  the number is like 100 million gallons of like the reserves
• 1:18:31
  have been are getting released. Yeah, but it's like 150 gallons
• 1:18:36
  that were supposed to be coming through the motherfucking
• 1:18:38
  straight. And so, and that should
• 1:18:40
  compiles. You know, it's not like, oh,
• 1:18:41
  we're just 50 million short. It's like, no, you're 50 million
• 1:18:45
  short today and tomorrow and the next day.
• 1:18:47
  And it's like, and the the price for oil hasn't really changed,
• 1:18:52
  even though we've announced all this release of like all the
• 1:18:55
  reserves. And it's because that shit was
• 1:18:56
  already baked in. Otherwise this shit would be
• 1:18:58
  like a $200 a barrel. Like what are we fucking Trump
• 1:19:01
  thinks he could just turn off the war.
• 1:19:03
  No, and it doesn't matter how much you like degrade the
• 1:19:07
  Iranian army or the Navy because they can just roll out in like a
• 1:19:11
  motherfuking speedboat and like put a fucking mine there or they
• 1:19:14
  can launch a drone off the back of the.
• 1:19:16
  Pickup. Iran was saying, like Iran was
• 1:19:18
  saying, get ready for $200. That's what I'm saying, yeah.
• 1:19:23
  That was from. Iran.
• 1:19:24
  That's real, especially like dude, like especially because we
• 1:19:29
  already they're carved island with that we so we bombed like
• 1:19:32
  the airport there, like the runway there and then all the
• 1:19:35
  quote military assets that they have there.
• 1:19:37
  But that's where 90% of Iran's like oil gets like refined and
• 1:19:40
  then shipped out. Like if we they said if we bomb
• 1:19:43
  like any of their oil, they're like, they're just going to bomb
• 1:19:46
  like all the like the Gulf countries oil infrastructure.
• 1:19:49
  And if that happens, dude, it's like, and, and do we trust Pete
• 1:19:53
  Hagseth and Donald Trump to conduct this war And Trump's
• 1:19:56
  like it's over. When I feel it in my bones, it's
• 1:19:59
  like this is. That's crazy.
• 1:20:00
  The other Trump Derangement syndrome that were listening to
• 1:20:03
  him, like when did he become a military expert?
• 1:20:06
  You know, it's like, what the fuck, I get you're the commander
• 1:20:09
  in chief, but why the fuck are you making the calls?
• 1:20:11
  You know, it's like, when did you get involved in this?
• 1:20:14
  You know, it's like Barack was like making like the final
• 1:20:16
  decision. He wasn't coming up with a
• 1:20:18
  fucking strategy. Yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Well, we know there is no strategy.
• 1:20:22
  That's how you know. It's involved.
• 1:20:24
  Yeah, exactly. There was no strategy, but the
• 1:20:27
  whole thing is that, I mean, how many more weeks do you think
• 1:20:30
  this goes on? Forever.
• 1:20:34
  Think so. Yes, dude, are you kidding me?
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  Like this is a shit show and a half like like this is it's,
• 1:20:41
  it's going to get worse before it gets better.
• 1:20:46
  Yeah, I don't disagree. I.
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  Mean like, like they want the fucking Iranian people who just
• 1:20:51
  got 30,000 of them, 30,000 of them murdered in the fucking
• 1:20:54
  streets. Now we're bombing them like
• 1:20:56
  every fucking day and they want them to come up in like
• 1:20:59
  uprising. Like has there ever been like a
• 1:21:01
  popular uprising when they were like under bombardment like
• 1:21:04
  hitting like they're like bragging about like hitting like
• 1:21:06
  1000 fucking things like. That living under rubble.
• 1:21:09
  Right. Like, I mean, what are you guys
• 1:21:10
  talking about? Like take your country back
• 1:21:12
  while we bomb the fuck out of it.
• 1:21:15
  That's not how that works. Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  And and the other thing was that like the Ayatollah, that we
• 1:21:23
  killed the Supreme Leader, Like how many?
• 1:21:26
  Yeah, he didn't took over. But he didn't want his son to
• 1:21:29
  take over because then it's like a it's like the Shah, you know,
• 1:21:32
  it's like a dynasty type shit. But and the son's super hardline
• 1:21:36
  and, but, but and the, the dudes like on his way the fuck out,
• 1:21:40
  you know, like he's 86 in like bad health.
• 1:21:43
  There would have been a succession at not his son, but
• 1:21:45
  because we fucking murdered everybody.
• 1:21:47
  Like that's how they, they're like, OK, we're going to put the
• 1:21:49
  son killed the son's wife and all of his kids.
• 1:21:53
  You know how he survived. You know how he survived?
• 1:21:54
  Have you heard this? He's he was at the compound and
• 1:21:58
  he stepped outside for a couple minutes and they bombed it and
• 1:22:01
  he just missed it. So they killed everybody besides
• 1:22:04
  him. And we're not even sure if he's
• 1:22:07
  alive. Trump says he's missing a leg.
• 1:22:10
  So you got you got like name memed like because like whenever
• 1:22:13
  they did his like first announcement as the new supreme
• 1:22:16
  leader, it was off camera and it was written, wasn't even him
• 1:22:18
  talking. So we don't even know if he's
• 1:22:21
  alive. They're talking about
• 1:22:22
  Netanyahu's not alive. I don't want to spread any
• 1:22:24
  misinformation on that. Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  Like, because I think that Israel would be quick to be
• 1:22:28
  like, yeah, he's dead. And like, here comes the here
• 1:22:31
  comes the boom as Trump and his White House would post a video,
• 1:22:34
  like with that fucking song on there.
• 1:22:35
  It's insane. Oh my God, I know.
• 1:22:38
  What are we doing, dude? We're going to just.
• 1:22:40
  But everybody could add healthcare dude.
• 1:22:43
  Yeah, Yep. And then I thought John Bolton
• 1:22:47
  was in jail. Like he's like out here telling
• 1:22:50
  'cause this is his fucking wet dream, him and Dick Cheney.
• 1:22:53
  Yeah, but. Too bad, Dick Cheney, but he's.
• 1:22:55
  Gonna see it but but he's pissed off because he's like they have
• 1:22:58
  no plan. So John Bolton, he's like, I
• 1:23:00
  would have done this way differently.
• 1:23:01
  It's. Lindsey Graham, who's like, oh,
• 1:23:03
  it wasn't. Lindsey Graham, Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Lady G's over there hitting the G spot.
• 1:23:08
  Yeah, it's. Like John Bolton.
• 1:23:10
  'S definitely like they're incompetent and stupid and
• 1:23:14
  they're saying that the best way for if the longer he lets it go
• 1:23:17
  on they were they were bringing up like Lyndon B Johnson and now
• 1:23:21
  he kept escalating in Vietnam kept trying to escalate it went
• 1:23:24
  nowhere so then they were basically.
• 1:23:26
  Like mission creep bro. Yeah, they're like bro, like
• 1:23:28
  we're we're done like. Right.
• 1:23:31
  And like, why the fuck like Donald Trump, the hubris, bro.
• 1:23:35
  He he, he reminds me of when I was 16.
• 1:23:39
  And I'm like, I know that every but every 16 year old thinks
• 1:23:42
  they're untouchable. I get that.
• 1:23:44
  But I actually am untouchable. Trump's like, I get that every
• 1:23:48
  president thinks like they're going to like, do, you know,
• 1:23:50
  handle the Middle East, you know, but I actually AM.
• 1:23:53
  And we all know he's a fucking idiot.
• 1:23:55
  So how's this going to go better?
• 1:23:58
  Well, now while Cuba has no power and he was talking about
• 1:24:00
  I'll take Cuba next. He said it would be an on.
• 1:24:02
  It's going to be an honour to take to take it like a like,
• 1:24:06
  that's like a Hitler comment. But we've said he's obsessed
• 1:24:11
  with being the one to expand the US territory.
• 1:24:14
  Except for USA SO. So he so he could say that he
• 1:24:18
  did it. That's what it is.
• 1:24:19
  It's insane, yeah. It's dumb what else you got.
• 1:24:29
  Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like, follow,
• 1:24:33
  subscribe, post, comment, whatever.
• 1:24:36
  We just appreciate y'all checking us out as always.
• 1:24:42
  Yeah, shit's fucked. So we'll see what happens over
• 1:24:44
  every. I feel like every Wednesday
• 1:24:46
  there's a big news drop. We got to wait a week.
• 1:24:48
  So we'll see what comes out tomorrow because I bet you it'll
• 1:24:51
  be something crazy. If it's super nuts, we'll do a
• 1:24:53
  911 episode. Like a 911.
• 1:24:59
  Yeah, never forget y'all, be good, stay out of trouble.
• 1:25:05
  We'll see y'all next time. And as always, go fuck yourself.
• 1:25:12
  Shout out. Just ready your body already
• 1:25:29
  sending the notifications I need.
• 1:25:33
  Your body got a login scream and every time you let me in I feel
• 1:25:40
  it'll be it's eyes open slow like premium content.
• 1:25:47
  I Scroll down your spine to your whole soul bed wetter than a
• 1:25:56
  storm with No 4 cats. I taste you once I bookmark that
• 1:26:00
  fats your moon's write poetry on the ceiling.
• 1:26:03
  You climax sound like you for feeling you shake like a pop up
• 1:26:07
  begging to be clear. I die so give you glitch.
• 1:26:11
  They shaking like they buffer into a fix and you reload and
• 1:26:15
  that's when things get awakened. Baby you might die.
• 1:26:18
  I come when I all get everything turned on.
• 1:26:21
  You love so many. It takes my mind, but I pay
• 1:26:25
  every night like it's Amazon Prime.
• 1:26:27
  You're my fantasy. And 4K vision, full access, no
• 1:26:31
  limit, no restrictions. Because I reload just to hear
• 1:26:34
  that song. Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  I'm the one your body made when I shut you down.
• 1:26:40
  Shut you down, shut you down, your body speaking freaky little
• 1:26:51
  phone. See telling mom you riding like
• 1:26:55
  you trying to crash my rim. I'll say like a gift on a little
• 1:26:59
  God damn I eat you like a stolen fire.
• 1:27:02
  Leave no trace, no trail, no profile.
• 1:27:05
  You RIP tighter than a password with the symbol.
• 1:27:08
  You throw it back so hard my heartbeat tremble.
• 1:27:11
  Your taste got layers like a nine.
• 1:27:12
  Didn't send your tires the doors let me buzz my way in rearrange
• 1:27:17
  your walls like a like a on gin. You scream so loud we might
• 1:27:20
  ballet turns again. You come out like a hard reset
• 1:27:23
  lights out then reap open my name in your mouth.
• 1:27:27
  You squirt like a fuss and someone shouldn't have turned
• 1:27:29
  and I drink every drop like a listen.
• 1:27:31
  I learn oh baby you might not that come when I log in
• 1:27:35
  everything turn on you love so me it takes my money.
• 1:27:45
  When I shut you down, don't shut me down.
• 1:27:56
  Keep it loud, keep it loud. Keep it loud, keep it loud.
• 1:28:00
  Let me catch your body. Archive every drift.
• 1:28:05
  Let your thighs all blow. Let my tongue download every
• 1:28:08
  bit.